Life's been hard ever since the Tau took over.Learning their foul xenos language and working their factories has been demeaning.But after catching wind of heresy on the rise in the Tau city you find yourself uneasily striking a balance between cooperating with the alien filth and taking great risks to operate outside their laws.Now with a wire under your shirt you find yourself pretending to join a chaos cult.
You look down at the violet fizzling liquid. Yeah... there's no way in hell you're drinking this.What's taking those idiot Fire Warriors so long? With no way out all you can do is stall for time."What's in this drink?" You ask.Maiya pipes up "A blend of hallucinogens and stimulants-"The psyker interrupts "and a touch. Of the Warp! To enhance the ė̸͈̠͈̀̇́̿x̷̡͓̾̚p̷̜̤̙̖̯̓ȇ̵͖̳̪̦͌̀̊͘r̵̭͚͔̔̓̌ͅͅì̶͖͖̰̰ę̶͈͚̯͋̈́n̶̪͙͙̩̋c̷͎̗͊̈́̈́̌ȇ̵̩̂͒͘"Don't worry Cas, you won't overdose." Maiya reassures you.You continue your questions "Are you certain we can free this world from xenos?"The Chaos witch glares at you: "You are STALLING. You want a purpose. I give you a purpose: To serve the dark god Slaanesh! He asks only two things! killing his enemies and indulging yourself in pleasure without restraint.""Very well, but there are some things I need to know before I commit my life to this purpose." you lie."Two more questions." she snaps, "then you will drink, or you will leave and never return.">write in
>>5074700>>5074702we need to spill the elixir in the girl body and lick the parts without elixir to trick her>dont forget the erection and bite hardmake us look like slaneeshi degenerate to pass as cultist
>>5074710We should suggest to do that, but we need to ask the questions.
Okay, we need to think about what questions will A) make the Fire Warriors storm this place ASAP, and B) take the longest for these heretics to answer.Logically, this means asking about things that pose an immediate danger. Weapons, slaves, sacrifices, spreading anti-Tau sentiments, that kind of thing.I propose>Do you even know how to use half of the weapons here? I know some people who used to be in the guard and aren’t too happy about the Tau occupation either. I’m sure they’d be happy to help out.>Those people over there in chains. Tau supporters, I assume? Why haven’t we killed them yet? Assuming there are slaves visible, of course. There’s a cage in the background so there might be.
>>5074753>remember we have a tau speaker on us,if we say we know other anti-tau aligned people,we would indirectly be ratting them out
>>5074756I mean, we could be bullshitting for all the Tau know.That said, you might be right. Maybe we could just say we think there are probably other guard survivors who wouldn’t mind sticking it to the Tau.
>>5074700I bet this quest wont make it past the first thread.
>>5074702>Before I go all in, what can I expect beyond 'purpose'? Give me some details>>5074769Anon, we're on the second thread you absolute negroid monkey
>>5074769you dum dum,this is the second thread,the first one was this>>5020800
>>5074710She's a psyker, you're not tricking her and who knows how many other cultists watching, AND the girl (who would know you're purposefuly not drinking the liquid) you want to so desperately lick. She wouldn't just lay there like a dead fish, she'll notice this "bluff".>>5074702>Will we try to take this world for ourselves?We need to tip the Tau listening in that these guys are planning an actual revolution, so a question like this should be good. Someone else pick other question.
>"Two more questions.""You are just asking me to trade one god that never helped (lie) me for another! What proof do you have that this one isn't as fake as the first one? I was hoping to be free of blind obedience to a inactive god..."I sense this cultist, like many others, is always looking to "prove" that the emperor is a false god and that their gods are real. They always shit on the faithful that the emperor is a false god while their gods are active and grant boons etc. If she starts showing off shit it will give the fire warriors incentive to act, I feel like they probably don't care about our life and are waiting to see what they can get. If she shows us guns/ psychic abilities / etc we can just keep saying 'the imperial guard had that too' until she shows us something really big.
>>5074892+1This idea goodIf this fails, then we resort to chest-drinking
>>5074892+1,this one is really goodlet them take the bait to showoff
>>5074892this is actually a decent question
btw,should the MC study some engineering ot take a carrer?he would probably benefit of being something about menial
>>5075302>getting too comfortable in this xenos hellholewe're here to kill chaos and fondle blue tits, nothing more
>>5074769This is the second thread retard>>5074892+1 to this
>>5074892You're a clever one, anon. +1 to this.
>>5074892Supporting this as the first question.
>>5074892>(lie)Corpse worshippers baka
>>5074892Actually, omit "You are just asking me to trade one god that never helped (lie) me for another!". Everything else is fine, but that line is likely to get us zapped for impudence as "proof"
"You are just asking me to trade one god that never helped (lie) me for another! What proof do you have that this one isn't as fake as the first one? I was hoping to be free of blind obedience to a inactive god..."The Psyker laughs "You doubt his power? Ha! Slaanesh rewards the faithful with supernatural boons. Most famously he grants preternatural senses and speed. Observe."She calls over another cultist, he holds his fist to his chest in salute "Yes, mistress?""Close your eyes, marked one."He does so.A blade springs out from her bracer with a soft click, and without warning she throws it right at his throat.In a blink he catches the flying blade. Then opens his eyes. "Behold! Please the Dark god and receive his blessings. And that's only the beginning of his power!" The witch proclaims.The cultist flips the blade and catches it by the handle. "Something is amiss... Who are you?" He closes in on you, eagle eyes staring at your chest. He's on to you! Time to bail!>Climb up into an exposed pipe>Scramble for a weapon>Knock over the drug labs
>>5075701>poke her eyes with your fingers>then knock over the drug labs,try to get something flamable if possiblegotta run fast guardsmenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8
>>5075701>>knock over the drug labsNo point going for a weapon, we're not here for a prolonged engagement (we wouldn't survive it), just try to get out so the Shas can do their thing
>>5075701> I don't like the way your friend is looking at meAaand book it.
>>5075704Agreed. Gotta buy ourselves a few seconds and run like the daemons of the warp are after us. Which might actually happen - better not think too much about that.
>>5075704This, but only if we do the Three Stooges bit and pull their mask over their head
>>5075704 Supporting this.Also if any of them has a weapon or there is one (for example on a table or crate) grab it.
I can’t help but feel we’re fucked if we try to directly attack him. Did he not literally just show that he’s fast enough to catch a throwing knife? Best bet is to smash the drug lab and hope it has a similar effect to a flashbang, then book it.
>>5076018This guy is right. Why are we trying to poke out someone who's way faster than us? Our only hope is to create confusion. Maybe if the drug labs fall on them their face will melt.
>>5076018we are brainded guardsmen of course,the power of kek runs through our veins
>>5075701>Scramble for a weaponDo we still have our lasgun? If so, draw it and fire at the cultist with a knife. If not, then >Knock over the drug labs
>>5075704+1 run nigga run
We weren't given an option to write-in, but aren't we being a bit hasty?The guy basically just said "Wait, who are you?" and approached us so as to look us over.Perhaps sperging out immediately isn't the best option?
>>5075701>>Scramble for a weapon
>>5076361Pretty sure he spotted the wire we're wearing with his super-senses, since he's staring at our chest.>>5075701>Smash the drug lab and run
>>5076529In that case, given that we're surrounded by cultists and the guy in front of us is supernaturally empowered the best option is probably to play for time and avoid direct confrontation, so..> Knock over the drug labs, preferably onto someone> Avoid being caught for as long as possible and hope the Fireteam don't write us off as acceptable collateral.
>>5076570+1 to this>>5076139I don't think we have our lasgun, I mean we're literally wearing a wire for the tau and them knowing about us having a lasgun would get us fucking arrested.
"A SPY!" he roars!Your arm springs out to jab the cultist in the eyes but he blocks with the side of his hand. He slashes your belly with a shallow cut, the pain is sharp."Seize them!" The psyker screeches. Maiya stands paralysed with shock.All the cultists in the room start running straight at you. You grab one of the nearby tables covered in chemicals and Chymistry glass and heave it over.The glass noisly crashes onto the floor spilling every drug known to man into a single puddle. A vapour of hallucinogens, aphrodisiac and stimulants starts permeating the room.You struggle to hold your breath.Roll 1d100 to avoid being affected by the gas.(Average of the first 3 rolls, you need 35 or better)
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>5076787
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>5076787
Rolled 36 (1d100)lets see if we roll well
>>5076789>>5076798>>5076806averages out as 56,we are unnafected
>>5076809Strong lungs from singing hymns praising the Emperor every day.
Seems like Maiya didnt expect us to be loyal. Too bad, she seemed nice but there's no redemption from chaos. Once they own your soul there's no going back.
>>5076847Don’t the Inquisition have penitent witches? And I don’t just mean regular psykers who have been convinced of the Inquisition’s bullshit from day one, but actual former Chaos worshippers? Or is the Inquisition just getting some use out of those heretics before their souls go straight to the asshole of the Warp? It would be suitably grimdark, I suppose.
>>5076787Aw shit boys, look at the CCTV in the back. Eleven whole Fire Warriors in here, maybe more.
>>5077022Penitent Engines are literal torture machines, and their souls are still bound to the dark gods. Unless she was somehow completely untouched by the warp, there'd be no hope, and seeing how her body is completely covered in tattoos, that's unlikely. In fact, some chaos gods go all the way as to fuck over people who try to kill themselves to repent and turn them into chaos spawn.Of course, she's getting murdered by the fire caste anyway so it doesn't matter.
>>5077026let's try not getting caught in the aftermath
>god i fucking swear as long we manage to keep our boyo alive we should be able to stack gradual training on him untill he ascends into kek the god of /qst/ autism
>>5077026Now all we need to do is avoid getting murdere and we'll have so many merits we'll be able to cash in our very own blueberry waifu
>>5077054Neck urself xeno fucker
If the fire warriors have two unmarked vans shaped like Devilfish, they should be able to use them as a mobile bunker.
>>5077026>when the greater good is the lesser evil
>>5077218At least with Tau you fight the emperor's enemies, and i would guess that Tau are smart enough not to use Gue'vesa Warriors against imperial humans unless it's an emergency.
>>5076787Can we roar out a solid, "FOR THE EMPEROR!" as we demonstrate our superior lung strength and purity?
>>5077709"For the Greater God!"
>>5077709>>5077729Considering we just rolled to not breathe in the Slaaneshi drugs, that's probably not be the best idea.
>>5077847Bellowing out air makes gas go away.
>>5077848Do I really need to explain to you how breathing works?
>>5077859A guardsman doesn't take one step back, nor one breath in!
>>5077860> Guardsman: *Inhales accidentally*> Commissar: "The value of that oxygen is coming out of your monthly ration allowance."
>>5077847Do you honestly think the QM would fuck us over like that after we just made a successful roll? C'mon now.
>>5078851>Do you honestly think the QM would fuck us overYeah. Especially if it’s nobody’s fault but our own.No one is MAKING us breathe poison gas, anon. That’s all on you.
>>5079036You don't breathe in when you exhale.
>>5079045Exhaling reduces the amount of remaining air in one's lungs, thus making it harder to keep holding one's breath. Roaring something, in particular, is followed by a strong urge to inhale.>In the grim darkness of the far future, people are literally too dumb to breathe.
>>5079110Shouting out your devotion will help against the Slaaneshi super drug. Always remember to Deny the Witch.
You hold your breath fast and are unaffected by the gas spreading throughout the room.The cultists without gas masks start thrashing like crazy, when suddenly the front door is shot down with a pulse blast.Fire Warriors start streaming in, "FIRE CASTE! THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS."The crazed cultists in their drugged up haze screech and attack immediately, lasbeams and blades flying wildly. The shas return fire, and you narrowly escape the firing line.More cultists are rushing out from deeper in the base to defend. Maiya, avoiding the gas opens up a secret hatch and crawls through.>Sneak attack the psyker>Chase after Maiya>Steal something in the confusion
>>5079229>Chase after MaiyaWe have zero chance of being able to take down a person who's able to blow up our head with just a thought. I'm not even going to say why stealing something from a chaos cult is bad.Conversely, we cannot let anyone of those cultists get away. If maiya is able to flee, she'll just start another cult again. We'll have to find a way to get her, permanently. Do we got any weapons? Something without chao taint?
>>5079234You didn't bring your weapon with you to the Shas outpost (and you went straight from there to Maiya's place)
>>5079229>Chase after Maiya
>>5079229>Chase after MaiyaGET THE FFFFUCK BACK HERE
>>5079229>Chase after MaiyaFull agreement with >>5079234 . If we're able to quickly snatch up a weapon while chasing her, go for it, but focus on not letting her get away. A trained guardsman should be able to subdue an apparently unarmed female clerk in hand-to-hand combat anyway, plus we're still wearing the wire so the Tau can always reinforce us if we get in trouble.
>>5079229> Chase after MaiyaKnowing them, the fishmen probably won't respect the time-honored traditions of battlefield salvage and demand we surrender whatever we loot into evidence or something. Though that might be for the best though given that this is a chaos facility, touching anything here is the equivalent of playing russian roulette with a pistol that shoots STDs (Spiritually Transmitted Diseases).Attacking a psyker is straight up just a terrible idea and is only really viable if you happen to have an untouchable strapped to you, which we presently do not.So by process of elimination, cutting off the recruiter's escape is our only real option out of the selection provided.
>>5079297Supporting this.If we can grab some weapons (even a rusty pipe is better than nothing).
Maiya is probably gonna play the whole 'innocent' routine>they forced me!
>>5079229>Chase after MaiyaWe can redeem her Bros
>>5079457I'm sorry lad, but no.You can't fix her.
>>5079468The fact that she didn't stay and fight means she isn't all in on chaos
>>5079229>Chase after MaiyaAlso>Grab a lasgun
>>5079472I would agree with you if this wasn't 40k and this wasn't goddamn Chaos we are dealing with
>>5079472Anon, she’s covered in Slaaneshi symbols. Her soul is already fucked, figuratively and literally. Snatching souls back from Slaanesh is such an obscenely fucking tall order that Cegorach, the only being capable of doing it, saves it for very special occasions.I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to put your waifu pole down.
>>5079229>>Chase after Maiya
>>5079297This here.>Grab a weapon>Chase after MaiyaBut don't grab anything obviously fucking heretical. I'm thinking like a pipe or something.
>>5079758They've been using the pipes to smoke.
>>5079760Not that kind.
Space Marine 2 confirmed
>>5080182Nice, looks promising.
You grab a bit of lead pipe as a improvised weapon and chase after Maiya. Crawling through a narrow escape tunnel as the sound of pulserifle and lasfire continues behind you.Clutching your shallow knife wound, you press on. The tunnel drops into another corridor, you land on the concrete with a soft thud turning around Maiya.She points a combat knife at you with both trembling hands."How could you? You would side with alien filth over your own kind? Why?!"(You can disable the Wire at any time)>Attack>Disarm her>Coax her to surrender
>>5080518We should call her out on her hypocrisy. She has no right to call us an traitor when she's sided with the chaos cultists. How can she say we sided with them over our own kind when she's forfeitted her soul to a literal daemon god called "Prince of Excess"?We did what we had to do to protect all those innocent humans from being dragged into hell by the things she worships. We didn't want to work with the Fire Caste, we didn't want to lie to her, we had to because she CHOSE to follow the chaos gods. I mean, fucks sake, you'd think she would realize the people who worship a deity of excess and earthly pleasures, carry around torture devices (which they use on themselves) and sacrifice people were not good.I reallly wish we could save her, i do, but she was all tattooed with slaanesh stuff. There's no way she's getting saved from her owner, not here in Tau space with no access to religious stuff.
>>5080518>>5080544Supporting, do not turn off the wire
>>5080552Might not be a good idea to insult the Shas if we don't turn it off, though.
>>5080518>>5080544+ tell her that even if she doesn't die here her soul will be forever dam for betraying mankind and the emperorand try to disarm her but if that is not possible then we shall give her the emperor's peace
>>5080544>>5080596You fucking retards, we should use this opportunity to get some social credit. Give her the spiel about how you "found a new purpose in the Greater Good, and how she's disturbing it", make it sound like we're a good loyal citizen.
>>5080607Fuck no. We already found out and infiltrated an entire chaos cult that was planning to take over the planet, we have enough social credit to spare. This is about us and her.
>>5080607Gay. We don't need to bullshit up some useful idiot Tau nonsense. This is about dealing with a heretic that somehow thinks she isn't an arch traitor just because she doesn't work with xenos.
>>5080518Disarm then rape. As punishment for turning her back on the emperor.
>>5080679>rape>punishmentYou do remember she's a slaaneshi, right?
>>5080683Then why is coaxing her to surrender an option? That implies that theres some hope for her left.
I don’t get it. Why are we voting to leave the wire on as we say this shit? Tau will be on our ass.
>>5080753Because if we take it out the Tau will probably get suspicious? After all, what are they going to be angry about, that we called the dangerous cultist an traitor?
>>5080758Then why are we saying dangerous shit in the first place?
>>5080518She is clearly scared and has gotten in over her head with this cult. She probably just hates the tau more then she worships a chaos gods. As I said before she didn't stay and fight. You guys are baseing your choices on meta knowledge our character wouldn't have about chaos, he would probably think big E could easily save her soul if she repents and does his work. The specifics of what happens to mortal souls is extremely vague anyway, 40k lore is always left to interruptation on purpose.Take off the wire and try to recruit her into our resistance, the REAL resistance. It's about time we got some recruits.
>>5080787>he would probably think big E could easily save her soul if she repents and does his workbut probably only in the most suicidal/painful/dramatic matter>The specifics of what happens to mortal souls is extremely vague anywayMaybe from a meta perspective, but followers of the God-Emperor generally believe that Big E will protect their souls in a manner more or less like heaven
>>5080787Are you kidding me? We're a guardsman. If anything, our propaganda would make it worse. We already know way more than a normal guardsman anyway - we know about chaos, and the name slaanesh.Chaos is literally irreversible, it's not even an secret. Who knows what kind of fucked up stuff in the first place?
>>5080791>who knows what kind of fucked up stuff she did in the first placeShe literally has chaos tattoos all over her body.
>>5080544> Support> Don't mess with the wire
>>5080790>Maybe from a meta perspective, but followers of the God-Emperor generally believe that Big E will protect their souls in a manner more or less like heaven"more or less" I know, but i'm more talking about how many levels of "already damned" this girl is on. >>5080791what are you talking about, most guardsmen are kept in the dark about chaos and have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes, same for normal citizens. Commissioners execute guardsmen that know about chaos. Slannish is probably a name we heard through gossip and hearsay, we know its BAD and heretical but we don't actually know SHIT. If we actually say a demon down here our minds would have been blown. >she has tattoosShe is in the cult so she has tattoos yeah. If I went to prison and joined some skinheads because they are the ONLY GAME IN TOWN that doesn't mean I would identify with the prison tattoo swastikas I now have all over my body. Im just trying to survive prison. It going to turn out that she lost a brother or something in the Tau attack and she got recruited by some cult who has the means for her to get revenge. Young + impressionable doesn't = irredeemable.
>>5080518>call her outyeah we did work with the tau,but only because chaos is far worse,chaos worshiping push people to mutation and excessso what begins as drinking wine,ends up as making wine out of the dried off corpses of your friends and familyin comparizon the tau are lesser evilwe didnt betray the cult because we love the tau,we betray the cult because we hate chaos more
>>5080830>lesser evilI guess you could say that siding with the Tau....Was the greater good
>>5080787>clearly scared>just hates the tau more than she worships a chaos godshttps://youtu.be/PMt7C3COiVM?t=44
We better get like 1000 merits for this shit or we are taking blueberry's ass as payment
>>5080845Anon, the former leads to the latter.
>>5080518>Turn of wire>Disarm herFirst chaos's biggest threat is knowlegde itself. Just by knowing about it the dark gods can whisper to you (dreams, etc), And slowly deform your perspective of things. A low level cultist is no more than a simple citizen of the empire a simple ... Pawn. If you look at it this way:Aliens invaded our planet, our god Emperor could'nt protect us, and somebody forming undergound resistance and they say if you pray to them instead you will have the power to repell the enemy (and they can literary show their unnatural abilities).I say turn of wire, disarm her and... Well just talk to her. Maybe she has usefull info. First we need info to their other bases. Second we can turn her in, let the fire caste deal with her (might get some merits).If she resist we can still kill her.
>>5081008>turning her over to the fire casteNot a good idea, i feel. She still has knowledge of the chaos gods, she literally filled herself with chaos tattoos. She's a cultist.That means sadly, we gotta put her down. She cannot be allowed to share her dark knowledge.
>>5080518>Chaos is called the ARCHenemy for a reason, Maiya. All the demons' gifts are poisoned; to turn to them is the the greatest error one can make, no matter the circumstances. The cult does not serve mankind, and this small glimpse already showed me far worse than anything the Tau could come up with. Do not barter your soul to false saviours, for salvation can only come through the Emperor.That should get through to her and reveal whether there is anything left to save. It should be fine with the Tau due to their views on religious freedom, so there's no reason to turn the wire off.Remember that the local head of the Administratum is involved in the chaos worship, and there's almost certainly a whole bunch of cults and cells. She probably knows much more about them, and her support would be invaluable in rooting them out. We'd obviously have to keep her on a short leash anyway, but since the Tau themselves have told us that the serious chaos worshippers cannot be redeemed to the greater good, I don't worry much about them allowing her to get away or do chaos things.I do not expect a miracle, but since we've got our bases covered, we can try anyway. Maybe we can turn her around, maybe we'll have to put her down.
>>5081088That's the problem though, even if she felt sorry, the chaos gods would still find a way to fuck us all over. Even if she was redeemed, they'd do something solely to keep her from getting away.I don't think there's anything that can save her, even if she gives up on chaos.
>>5081091Only the Emperor can save her, that much is true. But even if her soul isn't saved, she can still be useful. A list of other cults would be invaluable. Like I said, we can still put her down, and the Tau will certainly keep her on a very short leash, so there's little risk.Turning her into our waifu would obviously be an incredibly stupid idea. Anyone who wants that should fap before posting.
>>5081105Yeah, we already have a wife and she's blue
>>5081105Feels like way too much of a risk. For all we know, Slaanesh could decide to turn her into a warp spawn.>>5081115correct
>>5081091> the chaos gods would still find a way to fuck us all over.The gods don't care. If even a single cultist has the full backing of the chaos gods then it would already be over
>>5081179They do that stuff all the time with their worshippers, it's less of a full backing and more of a "You cant leave us" thing
>>5081187I remember it.Thats my citatio.
>>5080518>AttackIt’s too late. Death will be a mercy.
You slowly advance towards her, as she retreats step by step into the darkness."You have no right to call me a traitor. Of all mankind's enemies, heretics are the worst of all. You are the traitor.""Traitor to whom? He has given us NOTHING Vaede, can you not see it?""He has given us a place at his side in the next life. Your cult threatened that covenant for everyone! I had no choice but to side with them.""Slaanesh offers an afterlife as well." she stammers."All lies, you know this Maiya. You have damned yourself. Let me give you the Emperor's peace and save your immortal soul.""You're going to kill me?!" She steps back, bumping into a deadend behind her."It's the only way.""N-NO! All I ever wanted was a life. Do you have any idea what it's like being an Imperial Clerk? Nothing but an endless mind numbing flood of papers and forms day after day. Nothing but tasteless Basedlens rations and water. The only stimulation was the drugged up recaf they fed me. My fondest memory was getting my first paper cut. I want to live Cas. To feel excitement, comradery, fear, hate and suffering. Like you.""The Emperor grants life eternal. It's not too late. Return to him."The traitor falls to her knees and drops her knife. "If I'm going to die here... I want to return to the Emperors side.">Execute her>Recruit her>Leave her
>>5082753Execute, The Emperor doesnt give second chances cunt.
>>5082753>Recruit herThe Emperor forgives, but only for those who earns her forgiveness. join me
>>5082753She knows too much, doesn't she? Even knowledge of the chaos gods can damn you. She fell once. What are the chances she might fall again? Her life is gone anyway - the Tau know she's an cultist, so she's either getting brainwashed, "Interrogated" or executed, possibly all three.Give her the final rites and the emperor's peace, quickly.
>>5082753>Turn off wire>After that take her knife away>Recruit herShe cannot be trusted! However we need an inside man to erradicate all cultist activity.If she tries tries anything kill her! (I wonder if her tattoes are real or can be washed of. Either way her soul is probably lost)
>>5082791If her soul is lost, why would you trust her to be our inside man? Won't she just relapse?
I cannot believe you faggots are white knighting for a literal Slaaneshite
>>5082831This. It's fucking pathetic>noooo we need to forgive the chaos cultist she said she was sowwy :.cccc
>>5082753>Execute herI see no reason to spare her. We have plenty of other associates, and they are neither Slaaneshi cultists, nor on the Tau's shitlist.Speaking of the Tau, I see no mention of us turning the wire off, so they are gonna ask after her if we whisk her away. It's really not worth going through all the trouble for a fucking Chaos cultist of all things.Giving her a quick death and sending her to the emperor is mercy enough.
>>5082753-recruit herWe don't have universe meta knowledge, if our mc kills her then he is a murderer.
>>5082858we're a guardsman, our knowledge is pretty much>heretics repent then die
>>5082753>leave herThe most reasonable decision. Sink or swim.
>>5082863If things actually worked that way you wouldn't need commisars or a chain of command. The imperial guard are just normal people from all sorts of backgrounds and worlds.I would understand if the vote was to turn her over to the tau. But to kill this hapless woman in a dark corner is murder. If the mc is capable of beating her to death with a pipe then I'm out lol.
>>5082883handing her over to the Tau is even more evil than a quick execution
>>5082831>>5082834Let's not forget that she probably knows a lot about the cults that almost certainly exist throughout the former Administratum. Even if we kill her, we should at least get that intel first.I'm for recruiting her - repent through actions, not death. Doesn't mean we should trust her.
>>5082753>Execute herDIE you servant of Slaanesh
>>5082887I agree on asking her about the cult, but other than that, she should die here. Way too risky - and the Tau will do her in anyway, so it's a mercy.
>>5082885In a not-meta way, how would we know that? Keep in mind we're a (former) enemy combatant that has been treated fairly well by a conquering force.
>>5082753>"'When I raise my sword, so I wish that this poor sinner will receive eternal life.'">Execute her
>>5082753>Execute herno rest for the wicked
>>5082753>Execute her with the knife and a hug
>>5082753I'm gonna urge the lot of us here to think carefully and avoid shitflinging. Let's weigh the options and consider.If we decide to offer her redemption, it ain't gonna be all hugs and forgiveness. The only way it would be tolerable is for her to remove those markings: A process which will be incredibly painful because the Tau won't do it, and it will leave her horribly scarred. Additionally, I don't think it's even remotely within our ability to ensure she is free from corruption. I'm not sure how possible that is even with the best equipment and knowledge available. We might be able to give her a more noble chance at redemption than merely Big E's mercy, but chaos might always have a hold on her. Additionally, if the other ex-guardsmen or those still loyal to the Emperor find out we spared a heretic, things are gonna be really bad for us. We might not be able to get any support from anyone else anymore, if they don't outright accuse us of heresy ourselves. The same goes for the Tau if they learn we spared one of the cultists. We run a big risk letting her live, as much as my morality leans me to that.On the other hand, putting her down guarantees she cannot be fully consumed by chaos further down the line, thereby saving her soul from complete damnation. It means there is no possible vessel left for something from the warp to take advantage of—and if some kind of daemon can it will. It's a sure means of saving her from corruption, but the cost of it is obvious. We also have to consider that it might fuck Cas up a bit to do so. I don't know if it's ever been stated how much combat experience he has, but killing an unarmed young woman, even if it's still a mercy, is gonna weigh on him. I don't know what else there is to factor in, but I'd like to see what other anons have to say to this.
>>5083104>We also have to consider that it might fuck Cas up a bit to do soHe's a guardsman. He knows about chaos, too. Way i see it, in this GREEMDARK universe, giving her the Emperor's Peace is the best mercy.Again, i have to repeat it, if we let her go the Tau will most surely send her to brainwash camp.
>>5083104The only way to get rid of tattoos is flames.
>>5082753>Execute her QUICKLYKick the knife away, soothe her with nice words, reach in for a hug and snap her neck while she’s oblivious. Quick and humane, far better than anything Slaanesh could have offered her.
>>5083148Use the knife to execute her.
>>5082753>>Execute her SLOWLY
>>5082753>execute>make it quickno need to make this harsher than it already is
>>5083104too many edgelords wanting to RP as commissars or sociopaths. I was thinking it'd be better to have as many hands as early as possible, if she betrays us then we'll deal with it as it comes to make an interesting narrative. I'm always against killing of characters in quest too quickly
>>5082753>Execute Imagine recruiting an agent of chaos. Couldn't be me.
kek some faggot went crying to qtg about this vote.>I dont want to be meanie wanie and kill people :(
>>5083654Nah, the worst part is>muh meta knowledgeWe are literally a fucking guardsman, that we haven't chimped out and beat her to death with the rusty pipe for being a traitor to the emprah already makes us more reasonable than the majority of people in the imperium.
Moral compunctions aside, I thought players might consider recruiting her because of her insider knowledge and the fact she knows the locations of valuable weapon caches out in the ruins.Anyway looks like execute won the vote ez, I'll write the update later.
>>5083692So be it, though we should have attacked her last turn since I don't like the idea of tricking her to be defenseless AND THEN kill her
>>5083654Ahahah>>5083692I hope we make it quick so she doesn’t realise what’s happening. A guardsman has to do what he has to do, but there’s already enough suffering in the dark grimness of the 40-somethingth millennium.
>>5083713Why are you namefagging?
"Emperor, forgive me."You pick up the knife gripping it tightly."The Emperor protects the faithful."You cut her throat. The end was swift.You climb up the ladder nearby into the light..."Have you finished writing your report, Gue'la?"Shas'la Tash leans over the desk expectantly."Yes alien, I take these matters seriously. Now, are we finished here?"The fire warrior gets out his holochron."It is my duty to inform you" he says reading off his device, "Feliciations Gue'Cas, your demerits have been removed and your social debt to Tau has been paid. 10 merits have been deposited in your account.""Ten? Are you serious?""Do not interrupt! - Thank you for your service, loyal citizen. Stand tall and take pride in the your humble role in todays victory.""Wait, what happened. Did you finish them all off? Did you find any leads on their co-conspirators?"(The place Maiya took you wasn't even the main base the ratlings told you about. And their leader Gallius is probably still alive. Who knows how many more cultists are lurking under the city, and in plain sight.)"That is the concern of the Fire Caste, human. You may now return to your habitation unit.">Press him for info>tell him the intel the ratlings found>leave
>>5083800>Press him for infoNeed to know MORE, also ask if it's possible to attain tau armaments through social credits
>>5083800>Press him for infohow did things went against the psyker?
>>5083800>leaveTrying to press him for info is just going to end badly, he's some dumb grunt. We can hand the info to an fire caste that isn't an brainwashed retard - we know those exist, with how often they defect to the Farsight Enclaves.
>>5083820> Support.There's no need to play our cards right this second.We can take some time to plan and observe how the situation develops - see what moves the Tau make and how the cult responds.
>>5083800>leaveWhatever xenos nigger.
>>5083824The Tau aren't stupid. Out of their depth, yes, but not stupid. They wouldn't have survived this long if they were. The problem is that we're stuck dealing with the low-level retards. It'd be like having to deal with manufactorum slavedrivers and low-level tech priests. What we need is to find an tau who isn't retarded. I mean, there was an Human who managed to climb the Tau ranks enough to get a custom Crisis Suit.
>>5083800>>Press him for info
>>5083800>Press him for info>ask about the Tau policy on gun ownership (use our concern about being targeted by heretics as an excuse)
You fucking morons, pressing him for info will just get us demerits. We just got them removed.
>>5083800>leaveWe are just some random human, there is no way they will share their info.And giving them info will just get us in trouble.We will just have to keep an eye on the cult ourselves.For what it's worth, our newfound good standing with the Tau would probably be useful to a great deal of people, we could capitalise on that to make contacts.
>>5083800>leaveWe can give him more info when we find out on our own or leave anonymity message
>>5083800>leavehe wont tell us anythign else
>>5083884Who gives a shit. Stopping a fucking cultist cell isn't even enough for goddamn flowers.
>>5083900>they didn't give us what we deserve, so we should kill yourselvesretard
We probably got less merits because they listened to our conversation with Maiya
>>5083912If they cared about it, they wouldn't have given us any merits at all. What's happening here is that we're dealing with some low-level grunt who probably doesn't even know the importance of what we did.
>>5083800>leaveContact the ratlings as soon as you can. Tell them to go and scout/scavenge the cultist base that the fire caste cleared (if the tau are there they will leave eventually and there are a ton of weapons and secret passages in there. We need weapons and explosives.
>>5083919Ah yes, using weapons infected by chaos. Great idea, my dude.
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings found
>>5083986Yes, those posts are all a single samefag. Literally 1 minute apart from each other.
>>5083994You only say it's samefaggotry because you don't like the result.
>>5083995Oh, spare me. Several votes of the same type, all 1 minute from each other, all with "1 ID by this post"?
>>5083995You're not even being subtle
>>5083997Check your math if you think those are all 1 minute from each other. And 1 post IDs were fine in the previous vote. Why not now?
>>5083800i would like to>leaveas soon as possible
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings foundI would like to tell him everything
>>5083999>get salty people picked the option you didnt like>spamThat's pretty fucking pathetic.
Just report the seething retard and ignore his spam, he didnt even try to hide it
>>5084003>admit you samefagged the option you liked>projectThat's pretty fucking pathetic.
>>5084006Suuure, anon. Everyone who picks an option you dont like samefaggee. Have you considered spamming votes on a make believe story wont make her love you? Are you really that mad we didnt whiteknight for a slaaneshi cultist?
>>5083800>LeaveWe can look elsewhere and put together the pieces. I'm pretty sure that we won't like what we find, though.
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings foundWe can tell him and get more good boy points.
This is just sad. QM, consider just ignoring the flurry of obvious "1 post by this id" samefagging
>>5084029QM, don't listen to this 1 post id. He just hates democracy
>>5084029By the way, i'm >>5084009 with a phone, that should be obvious
>>5084033Of course. A phone that keeps posting "1 post by this id" votes.
>>5084030Ah yes, the suddeb influx of 20 new IPs voting for what you want.
>>5084036Except i'm obviously not voting. Why would i switch if i was not voting but replying? Retard.
>>5084037But is fine when it's new ips voting for what you want, right?
>>5084039Yes, yes, you didn't vote with this specific 1 post id. How about all the previous ones? Do you think you're being subtle?
>>5084041I'm not the one who had a dozen IPs come to vote for what i wanted in a short period of time. Crying and spamming will not bring your slaaneshi bitch again
>>5084043You mean the ones voting for what you want? Its prettty obvious you're just trying to ruin the quest and get QM to quit because you're salty we killed your waifu, faggot.
>>5084000>>5084012>>5084049How about these two, or all the previous ones voting for what you want? You're ok with those, right?
>>5084046Why are you lying anon? Everyone can see you samefagged to execute that "slaaneshi bitch"
>>5084051You mean the ones that conveniently started after your chimpout?
>>5084052An samefag who reveals himself? Very logical, bro.
>>5084058No one said you're smart man.
>>5084029OP should take the ones that have explanations on them and aren't just the choice.
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings foundIt's gonna be better in the long run if we pretend to go along.>>5084063I agree
>>5084063There s a clear point in time where the retard started spamming. Just ignore the 1 ID retards after that.
>>5084051don't associate me with your shitty arguments
>>5084083That's a good idea too. QM should do both.
>>5084083Well, if they want to validate their votes they can link back to their old posts, no?Just gotta engage the StV anti-faggotry measures.
>>5083800> Offer to trade him for infoHis reply hurts our feelings. We just did a major service, 10 merit points worth, but it feels like he doesn't trust us at all. Honestly, what's the point of merits if Tau like him are still prejudiced against us.If he shared info with us, like on other possible cultists, then we can maybe put some dots together for them.But if they're still gonna treat us like this, we'll have to file a complaint to their Commissar equivalent.
>>5084093That could work
>>5083891This is an underrated comment. We gotta start getting authourity then sharing the wealth. For the Greater Good (of Mankind).
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings foundThe Tau just heard us say we're executing a heretic for the Emperor. Not for The Greater Good. We need to wash that stain.
>>5082953In a non-meta way what kind of propaganda do you think exists in the Imperium regarding the evils of the Tau? Not to mention the alluded to "re-education camps", ain't no Imperial gonna think anything but the worst of those seeing as they have servitors back home.
>>5084103We turned off the wire for that bit.>>5084100> Tau Fire Warrior gets visions of HR review for discrimination in the workplaceWe can also get kicked up the chain of command if they're unreasonable. Say that we might have more info but we don't feel comfortable discussing it with such a hostile Tau, so can we see his commander.
>>5084107No we didn't. They heard everything. I'm surprised we're not looking at a reeducation camp from the inside actually.
>>5083800>leaveThis guy has nothing.Also, goddamn this autist is salty lmao.
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings foundBest thing to do now
>>5083800Actually, I’m gonna change my vote from >>5084122 to>tell him the intel the ratlings foundWe should also tell blue lady about “our” findings if this grunt ignores us for whatever reason.
>>5084112Well that was retarded then.
>>5083800Changing my vote to leave. We can give the info to someone else other than this asshat.>>5083697Just saw this, but we gave her a chance for redemption spiritually, so there's that.
I did not expect someone would sperg out over one fucking Slaneeshi cultist
>>5084130It really was. Might as well have shouted FOR THE EMPEROR and attacked this foul xeno in front of us, if we were that suicidally devoted to the Emperor's Creed. Suffer not the Xeno to live and all that.
>>5084140White Knights are sad.
>>5084190Not as sad as retards who think they're doing the Emperor's work while serving the fucking Tau.
>>5084193Yeah it's sad how they'll larp as a commissar when it's safe and then turn around and lick Tau boots without a second thought.
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings foundWe gotta be honest. For the Greater Good.
It's okay, boys. Our Blue Bird will help us through this dark time. Beautiful, patriotic, shy, femenine maiden vs deamon worshipping whore probably fucked upwards of, say, five hundred guys? I think so.
>>5084214>Blue BirdI wonder who could be behind this post.
Well we should remove the wire then after this unless we want to use it to bait the Tau in the future.
>>5084193Yes anon, i do think that killing chaos cultists is doing the emperor's work. Would you rather die protecting some inbred cannibal highborn?
>>5084107No we didn't, there was no mention of us turning off the wire.
>>5083692I do feel a bit bad about Maiya, but the tattoos were a step too far. It would have been cool if she became a second PC or something. >>5083800Anyways, let's just leave. Pressing an apathetic fire warrior is going to get us back in shit with the Tau again. Telling him about Gallius will cause them to question how we got the information, and that either leads to us pulling stuff out of our ass or ratting out our ratling bros. Also, anybody have a link to the previous thread on the archives?
>>5084398It's named Warhammer 40k Alien Occupation like this one
>>5083930well that's one of the drawbacks of qst if it's a majority vote, one dude with 5 devices gets the say unless it's like the first 3-5 posts that decide it like Mrculexus quests
>>5083800good luck counting those votes up OP lmaoanyway we should leave and regroup with the ratling boys, we need to sic them on that other suspicious lady from work
> That entire autistic shit-flinging contestGeez. My condolences OP. You really don't deserve this.
>>5084499I disagree. He deserves worse
>>5083829agree on this,we need to climb the tau star case of influence,actually talk with a major grade tau from any of the castes
>>5083800Holy fuck this went downhill fast>leaveWe need a better plan to deal with the Chaos Cult proper.
>>5084274Yeah you're right. Killing cultists and working for the Tau are both the emperor's work.
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings foundFor the emperor!
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings found>>5084614What anon said. We should climb the ladder fast.
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings foundLeave without getting anything? Are you guys retarded?
>>5084751Wouldn't she stink of methane, especially when secreting pheremones?
>>5084664The Tau will help us deal with the filthy cultists
>>5084752By the emperor, imagine the smell
>>5084752>sex high on drugs and emotionstho ideally i want to yeet into space like a tau equivalent of a rogue traderthe imperium sucks and the tau empire is better but is too restraining on freedoms for my liking
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings foundEthereal waifu when?
>>5084757The only real way to have T'au level comfort/tech and more freedom would be to join the Enclaves, they even have a human planet.
>>5083800Gonna (You) you again OP but any measures to deal with samefagging or is it just gonna be whoever has the most IP's get to decide what to do. Look at the post from >>5083930 to >>5083978. If last action was samefagged and this action is samefagged then it might be worth thinking about how to remedy this or not, up to you tho
Doesn't ID use the router IP address so multiple devices (phone, laptop, desktop) on the same network will all have the same ID?
>>5084877Testing to see if I get a different IP, I’m this guy>>5084807. I’m no hackerman but phone shenanigans is an easy thing to use
Okay regarding the controversy and samefagging accusations. I believe:Multiple devices on the same network share the same public IP address and thus share the same 4chan ID.You can change your Public IP and get a new 4chan ID but you can't change it back (Your ISP assigns you your public IP address)So I could just rule that only votes from IDs that existed before the vote opened will be counted. (I can check this easily by highlighting a vote's ID and ctrl+f to see if it's the first match.)Pros:-Samefags are limited to 2 IDs per vote, 1 from their Router and 1 from their phone's Mobile Network (unless they own multiple routers or mobile data plans)-players don't have to put in any effort-very easy for OP to implementCons:-The first vote in a new thread is still fully vulnerable to samefagging-Newcomers to the thread don't get to vote until after they've posted ITT-Samefags get to vote twice with impunityAm I wrong in my thinking somewhere? Anyway that^ is what I'm planning on for now.I will apply this to the Maiya vote, and will consider a retcon if the recruit vote wins.Aside from that I think I'm going to take a break from updating the quest for the rest of the work week. (ie: I'll update again after 3 days)
>>5084894You do you OP.>>5083745This is why I'm namefagging.
>>5084894Seems ok, we'll see. We don't need to redo anything since you already drew and wrote the outcome, just worried about future actions since samefags sucks out the fun out of the quest.
>>5084894Could ask us to adopt names and establish ourselves, plus at the start of a thread, we can just shoot the shit and talk about stuff to get the Post ID numbers up.
>>5084894This is about as optimal as it gets. 2 votes isn't enough to swing a vote, often, and the very nature of samefags (especially the guy losing his shit and samefag flooding the thread to try and kill the game and the QMs desire to run it) means that they can't stand losing votes so eventually they just leave.It's like an antibiotic, it runs the course over a period of time, it's not an instant cure.Look at how well it worked for StV and BCQ: Space Boogaloo
>>5084917> respond to samefagging with namefaggingWhy would you do this. Please no, that never turns out well.
>>5084894Bruh I am actually very happy with the way you wrote the outcome. I am just worried that since everyone got all worked up about the cultist, people forgot to vote to turn off the damn wire.Even then I'm actually pretty okay with it because if anything the Tau will know we have a bottom line in common, and that we're willing to work with them to achieve limited goals. Way less difficult than trying to be all about the Tau suddenly, instead they have a starting point to approach us in order to turn us.
>>5084894I have 5 phones and 3 computers. If I was retarded enough to samefag, I'd still have 16 votes.
>>5084917This is easily the best option. You can separate real players and samefags if everyone uses a trip.
I already mentioned it but what about only the first 5 replies or even 3 decides the action since samefagging occurs after a while to swing the vote. Could even combine the trip idea into it or paragraph/opinion with the action idea
>>5084945>>5084932Not a fan of using names but if it solves the problem of samefagging which I think is more harmful to questing than using temporary names then its okay.
>>5084943Who the fuck has 5 phones.
>>5084963desu I think you can also just have like 20 simcards and it'd work the same way
>>5084943> 3 computers, still one IP.Just get a vpn or use a proxy at that point. Geeze.
>>5084894Well, there's a thing OP, what about people who change their ID every day? This is what happens to me - everyday, my IP changes location, so i get a new ID.
>>5084963People with separate work phones, personal phones, business phones.
>>5084965I assumed 3 computers running different vpns and having 1 IP each.
>>5084963Could use family or siblings phones.
>>5084965>>5084971Oh yeah I didn't even think of VPN. Yes Free VPNs are banned on 4chan but paid VPN accounts aren't.Normally you'd get one ID per network but with a VPN you could have 1 persistent ID for each server on the VPN, basically unlimitedI guess my method won't work well then, since a samefag can just use a paid VPN account to maintain multiple IDs.
>>5083800>tell him the intel the ratlings foundXin jin Pooh would be proud if he was here.
>>5084896You namefag because you like to suck dick, you kike?
>>5084989I mean, assuming Anon cares enough to do so.Like I said it worked for the biggest and most shitposty recent quests, Sworn To Valour and Black Company Quest 2099 or whatever that number is.
>>5084945>>5084989Tripfagging is no better. Nor is namefagging, since Anon still just has ro use the IP and make up a trip/name.Just require anchor votes or a persistent ID. Not like that's hard to get, even with a phone, so long as you go outside once in a while. Samefags usually do it because samefagging is so low effort and easy.Also 4cha blocks a lot of paid as well as free VPNs.To sum up, don't worry too much about it. Taufag is probably one missed neetbucks payment away from necking themselves, and when they do I only hope they stream it for our entertainment.
Dol you shouldn't retcon any posts you submitted. That's a sign of a dying quest. Own it and adjust for samefags in the future if you have to.
>>5084989Samefags are the ones crying about trips. Ignore them
Imagine if the cultist came back as a demon.
>>5085967Not really possible at this point
>>5085213I namefag because I want to and there's nothing you can do against that.Now, I won't take the low quality bait anymore.
>>5085728Oh please.Namefags and tripfags are widely despised across every board for good reason.While this may be one of the few fringe circumstances where the use names and trips are justified, that doesn't change the fact the name/tripfags are attention-starved homosexuals deserving of nothing but eternal scorn.
>>5086223I mean, the problem is that it doesn't do anything to prevent samefagging that an anchor post wouldn't do.The only thing you can do is make samefagging more difficult, not impossible.
As long as anon voting exists, samefagging will persist. /qst/ is dying because veteran QMs eventually realise they're writing only for the biggest retard on the board and leave for greener pastures.
>>5086280That and anonkun is tailor made for quests
>>5086088Are you the QM?
>>5086604No, I'm the QM.
>>5086621No, im the qm
>>5086635Look at me. I am the QM now.
>>5086158That's a weird way of spelling "I am a nigger. I suck dicks, you can see more on Reddit where I post myself sucking cock."I accept your surrender though.
>>5087548>That's a weird way of spelling "I am a nigger. I suck dicks, you can see more on Reddit where I post myself sucking cock.">I accept your surrender though.
>>5086280Oh please. Even on forums where everyone has to login has samefags.
Okay for now, we'll just go on as normal. Hopefully samefagging won't be a serious issue in the future, but if it ramps up again I'm going to try the "Only votes from IDs that existed before the vote opened will be counted." thing(Oh yeah, obvs I didn't count those 8 identical 1postbythisID posts that appeared 1 minute apart)I'm reluctant to do it right now because all these votes would get nixed for this update:>>5083879>>5083897>>5083965>>5084000>>5084001>>5084012>>5084015>>5084075>>5084096>>5084103>>5084198>>5084398>>5084736>>5084742>>5084748>>5084758Skipping those, the vote is won by >LeaveIncluding those the, vote is a tie between Leave and >Tell him the infoI'll give priority to Leave as the tie-breaker
[You now have 16 merits and 0 demerits]Tash obviously doesn't want to cooperate. And by the Emperor, neither do you.The Fire Caste is at least aware of the cults existence now, they're no inquisitors but you expect they will at least systematically exterminate them. Without a word you exit the outpost and begin the walk home.You lie awake on your bed in the middle of the night when suddenly you hear the sound of Imperial ordnance. The rythmic zapping of lasfire, the shock of krak missiles, the hiss of plasma. Peering out the window you see human warriors rampaging through the streets. Cultists. Suddenly banging on your bedroom door, Wisby's voice comes from the other side "We're dead meat Chief! The Chaos cult is going all in!" A noisy announcement starts playing on your Holochron, you recognize the face of Ethereal Aun'vre Kass speak "People of Tau'va. The city is under attack by armed and dangerous Gue fanatics! Remain in your homes. Engage all security protocols. Do not open your doors for any human. Do not attempt to communicate with any human. Do n-">You need to get somewhere safe>We must fight for the Emperor!>An opportunity to acquire some valuables
>>5088748>We must fight for the Emperor!
>>5088748>An opportunity to acquire some valuablesLets go nick some stuff
>>5088748>>We must fight for the Emperor!>After all, we own a lasgun. Let's go Wisby, I'm pretty sure you and your friend are amazing marksmen. Let's Shoot and Scoot
>>5088748>You need to get somewhere safeWe need to find somewhere to bunker down. Playing Astartes will do us no good and chimping out to loot will just make an enemy of both Tau and heretic. Ask Wisby if he knows any good spots for Imperial loyalists or fuck off to a Tau centre
>>5088771Oh and call blueberry to make sure she hasn't been SLANEESHed.com
>>5088748>We must fight for the Emperor!These dudes are a bad bunch, threatening all our other fellows.
>>5088748>We must fight for the Emperor!This attack seems too big to be a final act of desparation, so they're probably trying to seize power. I definitely don't want to live in a demon world. Let's operate together with Wisby and attempt to target the heretic leadership and infrastructure - he probably has a better idea where their hideouts and ammo caches might be than the Tau.Cooperation with the Tau seems to be right out. The Ethereal has ordered a lockdown and to not communicate with any humans. I'm pretty sure that any human ignoring this curfew will be treated harshly or shot on sight. Definitely if they're armed or resist in any way.It's time to build our own budget inquisitorial strike team and target the linchpin of this assault.
>>5088780>target the lynchpin of this assaultwe have no idea where it is and who is the mastermind of this uprising, and that's not even taking into account that we're just a lone guardsman who is admittedly pretty good with a lasgun
>>5088748>We must fight for the Emperor!FOR THE EMPEROR MEN!If Wisby doesn't want to fight then let's go join him in fighting, otherwise time to fuck up some heretics.>>5088789Well it's probably the guy that Wisby told us about.
>>5088789We know the former Administratum is the hodbed of heresy. Wisby collected this intel for us, and in doing so probably found out some more relevant things he didn't tell us right away. He also has connections to various of Imperial remnants and resistance groups, and with the new information, should be able to decide which ones are probably heretics and which are loyal and willing to lend a hand. Linking up with the latter should be our first concern. I'm pretty certain most cults have painted themselves as resistance groups fighting for mankind after the occupation, so the actual Imperial resistance probably knows them quite well. They almost certainly didn't know that they are heretics, but in light of the new info, it might click that "That group that always seemed a bit off" is a cult.
Hmm...i have to say, it kinda makes things hard for me since votes usually come when i'm asleep and i got an new IP every day, but, if we still have that lasgun, we should use it to murder any cultists we come across. Maybe murder that administratum fuck. We should call tolku, though. She's been nothing but nice to us, so we should try to see if she's safe.
>>5088748>You need to get somewhere safeTell Wisby that we need a SECRET base of operations. We need guns and supplies, hide until the Tau purge them( I think they will deal with them,first of they have superior firepower and numbers. Secondly even they admitted that the followers of the " chaos religious faction" cannot be reasoned with ).Take up arms though, it is a literal warzone out there.
>>5088748>We must fight for the Emperor!We're in the human slums, yes? Clearly we must rally our fellow humans. Get some to form a defensive line, while the children and ill are withdrawn to a protected location. Make sure to watch out for Cult infiltrators, maybe we can have them recite a prayer to the Emperor to prove they aren't Cultists.
>>5088748>An opportunity to acquire some valuablesLet the cultists and tau wipe each other out.
>>5088748>>You need to get somewhere safewe need to meet up with more Imperial loyalists instead of LARPing as Sly Marbo.Also>Give T'olku a call to see if she's okay.
>>5088748> We must fight for the Emperor
>>5088748>We must fight for the Emperor!CHAAARGE!
>>5088748>>We must fight for the Emperor!
>>5088748>An opportunity to acquire some valuablesWeapons!
>>5088737Modern forums check ip and device ID for every login, so sockpuppets get auto banned.
>>5088839We ARE counting all votes including new ID votes for now. Apologies for ambiguity
>>5088748>You need to get somewhere safeWhile also looking for some valuables along the way
>>5088748>You need to get somewhere safe>We must fight for the Emperor!In that order. We're not gonna do fuck all with just our limp dicks. Wisby is conniving motherfucker, I'll be he knows some place we can go hideout in and gather up some allies and make a plan. And maybe go make sure our blueberry isn't about to be captured by heretics or something.Regarding the IP thing, I am this >>5075491 anon. I will only ever be using this ID from now on. Unless something remarkably catastrophic happens to my router or some shit.
>>5088870This guy has a point. That emergency broadcast stated not to trust any humans at all. I'll bet the T'au don't give two fucks about the non-heretical humans out there. We should probably do something to get people to safety. But that also coincides with my last post. We won't be helping anybody until we get some manpower and a plan.
>>5089597Humans gotta look out for each other. We should make sure though, to emphasize that we're just getting non-combatants out of the way and frame it as more of a "citizens rescue" operation than an incipient militia. I bet it'll work better on the Tau with their caste roles than with other humans suspicious about any large gathering of people even tangentially related to combat.Because, hey, we're just laying the ground for community. A community that looks out for each other, protects each other, and worships the God Emperor together awaiting the day when they can return this world to his light. Totes innocent stuff.
>>5088748>An opportunity to acquire some valuablesI want to steal a mech suit
>>5088748>You need to get somewhere safeFighting can come later. We need to meet up with Wisby's crew and secure a base of operations first. Also, we should find Tolku and bring her along. She might be able to talk down any Fire Warriors that mistake us for cultists.
>>5090208this. We should at least call our tardwrangler to make sure she's alright
>>5088748>You need to get somewhere safe>Check on T’olkuSet up a defensive position. The railings should have a good idea of where to go. If not, we can always try to hide out in our secret gym.
>>5088748>You need to get somewhere safeRun, run like hell
You rush out of your bedroom."Settle down Wisby. We are the Imperial Guard. We've got to stand and fight this heresy.""I don't know about that Chief, we got no formation, no armour, no numbers, no nothin.""We don't need all that. We just need to defend this Hab block and its human inhabitants from the cultists.""Well, if the good Emperor wills it. I'll go down to the Rat's nest and get our weapons.""Good. Meet me in the mess."After Wisby is out of an earshot, you get your holochron out of your pocket and dial T'olku. To your surprise she quickly picks up the call. "Cas Vaede! Oh goodness. Are you hurt? Ooooh I should not have answered. The noble Ethereal said we are not to communicate with humans.""I'm alright T'olku", you reply, "What about you, are you safe?""We Tau are safe; the Shas are withdrawing to protect the middle city area. But I fear they are leaving the humans in the outer city to fend for themselves. Cas, you need to get out of there!""Don't worry about me Por'la T'olku. The Emperor protects." You hang up the phone and dash to the cafeteria. Some of the braver occupants are already here with whatever arms they could gather. Wisby should be here with your Lasgun any second now. You need a plan to protect the civilians.>Hunker down and weather the storm>Retreat into the underground>Evacuate into the middle city
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the stormWe can make a fighting retreat if it gets too dicey, also affirm our numbers and arms if possible to set up some decent defensive positions. I doubt the Tau will check if we're not cultist before shooting us if we went to the middle city so our best bet is to defend the block if it's the closest bastion we have
>>5091218+1May Dorn help us
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the stormWe should rely on this defensive position that we know the terrain of rather than retreating somewhere that is probably swarming with cultists, we probably won't be able to convince everyone to come with too, strength in numbers and all that.
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the stormMay Dorn and his Fists bless our defenses
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the stormFORTIFYWe should also consider keeping something in case the shas arrive so they won't think we're cultists.
>>5091210> Hunker down and weather the stormPerhaps we ought to deliver an uplifting sermon to the assembled humans, something about the glory of mankind and the Emperor's everlasting providence.Just to keep morale steady and get everyone in the mood to smite some filthy heretics.
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the storm
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the stormDorn be with us.That stairwell behind us looks like a good fall-back position if we get overrun and can keep the heretics out until we need it. We should set up choke points, invalidate their numbers advantage as much as possible.Maybe Wisby or his other rattling pals can take the top floors and alert us if the cultists try alternate entrance routes like vents or simply blowing holes in the walls.What kind of armoury do we currently have, QM?
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the stormCompletely barrage and fill up passage ways doorways. Windows and vents of the first two floors with only small firing slits open.
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the stormWe must reinforce this position! I wonder if we can have a couple ratlings establish a fallback position in the tunnels, though? Just in case.
>>5091210>Cas Vaede! Oh goodness. Are you hurt? Ooooh I should not have answered. The noble Ethereal said we are not to communicate with humans."you aight blue girl
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the stormGather every able person. Tell them that the Tau abandoned them and the only way to survive is to defend this place in the name of the Emperor.Do not go to the upper floors,if they get in we need to move undergound otherwise we trap ourselves.Tell the ratlings that take up defensive positions undergound, the heretics probably have acces and knowlegde of the undergound network.
>>5091485She really loves us.
>>5091691She genuinely just broke an Aun's orders. This is more than just her trying really hard on the job.
>>5091797>Slaaneshi gigawhore who could make you cum with 2 fingers offers you anything you could ever want>NO WAY FAG>blue tardwrangler doesn't ghost you>BY THE EMPEROR YES
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the stormCould we get a tally on our equipment, combatants and non-combatants? That drone could be pretty good for recon and we should get one for ourselves from the Rat's Nest's armory if they're in stock.
>>5091797>>5091905> Would you rather eat rancid, AIDS-laced elephant dung or black mold infested asbestos drywall?Both of these options are about as far as you can possibly get from an acceptable romantic partner and both of you are giga-faggots for implying otherwise.
>>5091210>Hunker down and weather the storm>Get bricks and craft the 2 poor man's deadliest weapons : half brick in a sock and a sling to throw half bricks made out of sock
>>5091905This but unironicallyShe broke the other of an ethereal just to speak with us. You don't know enough 40k if you don't realize how rare this is. The only times when stuff like this happens is when they join the Farsight EnclavesBlueberry girl is CUTE
(I finish drawing the updoot but since I'm sleepy I'll finish writing it tomorrow)
>>5092463Sweet dreams qm.
I hate you Dolomite, where is Seekr Quest 2, fuck you! fuck you!
>>5092463Hm, that entrance with the corridor would make a good choke point for those two guys manning the emplacement gun. We should stack some tables in front of it and create a funnel. We’d have to watch for grenades from the windows, though. Can we destroy a table or two and use the fragments to board up the ground-level windows?That door on the other side of the room should be barricaded as sturdily as possible. We should restrict their entry points as much as possible to concentrate what little firepower we have.We should also think about melee weapons that can poke through barricades, preferably resembling spears. We’re going to run out of gun food eventually.We also need to be aware of the tunnel entrance. It may be a potential escape route, but the heretics know about it too and could use it as a flank path. I say we assign someone to guard it and, should we ever need to, retreat up the stairs rather than down them. At least we know there are no cultists in the building, and the goal isn’t to win or escape so much as hold out until the Shas get their asses in gear and save us.Sleep well, QM.
>>5092463Sweet dreams are made of QMs
>>5092463>check the basement to see if heretics could come up from there, if so then it needs to be barricaded off>turn the entryway into a bottleneck so any daemonfucker gets a face full of lasgun the second they step through the doorway>take the noncombatants and put them in the back room (with the sink)
>>5092463I count 2 shovels, 2 sticks, 2 crowbars, 2 laspistols, 3 lasrifles, 1 drone and I think an autocannon?Anyways, this anon >>5092491 has some good ideas. We should board up the windows with the tables and barricade the back door. I propose dragging that yellow cooler in front of it and having a few melee guys stand guard. We also need to scout out the lower floor, preferably with the drone. It's either our escape route or the main entrance for cultist insurgents. The drone looks like it's got weapons, so it should be able to hold its own against a cultist or two and not raise suspicions from any Tau recon parties down there.
>>5092868>>5092491What these two said.
>>5092463Can I assume this is correct?
>>5092972We should get the ratlings upstairs as snipers upstairs. Better field of vision and when the structure is breached the stairs bypass the main floor so they can provide covering fire while we retreat to the tunnels. Also we should pile up a bunch of burnable shit by the stairwell to torch the structure behind us in the case of a retreat
>>5092972Shit missed one CRUCIAL stick boyOkay, I'm going to assume we have no time to barricade the windows and doors so I'm employing my flash game last stand tactics. With the tables we create a line barrier, the back will consist of the MG, the slugger rattling on a box or something, Us and the other guardsmen providing further support. The front line will be made up of the brave block inhabitants, they will provide melee support so that the backline is safe. The northern(?) door will be protected by the Drone and the 2 autogun rattlings since it's just a close quarter gun battle, there's more dudes at the north to support the drone and rattlings in case it gets too hot and if shit hits the fan we'll make an organized retreat underground(we might have to ditch the MG tho)
>>5092972yeah, but the rats got laspistols not autogunsalso you have 2 stick (very important)
>>5092996Can we send the Tau drone underground to scout out the best escape route?
>>5093000ahh my bad, hopefully that doesn't obstruct my plan>>5093008Depends if the attack isn't too bad, if it's safe enough to spare the drone then sure. Id rather send one of the rattlings though since I'm a bit iffy on the drones allegiance
>>5093009>putting the civvies with melee weapons right in the FoV of the heavy stubberbased meat grinder chad
>>5093008the drone seems smart enough to distinguish cultists from "gue'vesa" (or possibly it just distinguishes intruders from residents via their holochron) but you can't control it. The drone seeing you possess illegal weapons is a concern, but fighting chaos is more important right now.
>>5093014I'm not going to lie, sometimes there will be sacrifices, (I assume the melee dudes will be ducking down and will only attack if the cultist get too close)
>>5093014I mean, would you rather have them shooting in the guardsmen in melee?
>>5092996Why wouldn't we have time to barricade? We aren't a high profile target.We can barricade the windows and set up a killzone at the door with the melee dudes flanking in case anyone gets through the door/windows.
>>5093156Dismantling furniture for wood and finding materials will take a considerable amount of time, the OP hasn't written the scenario yet so I'm assuming they could just be right around the corner and it would spell bad news if we were caught off guard while setting up barricades. I just propose the quickest defensive measure that involves just moving some turned over tables, I don't even know if the drone even moves under our commands so I took that to account too.
> Suddenly the /qst/ metamorphized into a psudo-skirmish.Fucking rad.
Can we please improve sticks by tying half-brick in socks on the top? Making them flail could greatly improve damage output and thus survivability of our stickmen.If we lack half-bricks, we can maybe put some full cans or whatever
>>5093325Why do you want hobo flails so badly? Flails are hard to use and people without training are just as likely to brain themselves or a buddy as they are the person they’re trying to hit. Better to give them pointy sticks that can thrust through gaps in barricades and be used effectively in narrow corridors.Phalanx worked for the Romans and it’ll damn we’ll work for us.
>>5093343Because I love Terry Pratchett. If an half-brick in a sock is enough to defeat the worst magical threat of the last millenial, good enough to bash some cultist skulls in.
>>5092463Seriously though, this style of illustration is really slick QM.The more I look at it the more I'm inspired to learn how to replicate it.
>>5092996I feel damn uncomfortable about all those windows. A few guys with guns could suppress us from the outside, and a grenade or molotov would fuck us up badly.This looks like a canteen with a food counter, so there's bound to be a few sharp knives lying around. Duck tape those to the sticks to make ghetto spears, and hand the rest out as backup melee weapons. Main goal for the melee guys is to keep any attackers at a distance, spears are perfect for that. The broom in the back room should be turned into stick-spear #3.Toss the chairs in front of the entrances to create difficult terrain and slow down the heretics. Also, can we lock the doors or sabotage them shut? Simply cutting their power might already buy us a few minutes.
>>5093393We could put tables against the wall in front of the windows, and hammer them or tape them to it.
>>5093346As much as I hate to say it, we are a guardsman in 40K. Terry Pratchett is most definitely not backing us up here.
"Not bad rats, I didn't expect you to have a heavy autogun stashed away."Wisby tosses you your Lasgun, "Damned thing was too expensive to sell."The guardsman to your side clutching his Tau holochron addresses you "You two are Imperial Guard right? The names Lant, I got guys on comms watching the windows on the 2nd floor, plus the back entrance and underground.""Good man, patch us in." You pass your holochron to him.You device is returned to you, you're now part of the comm chatter."Hello, main entrance here, all stations report in.""This is Lo'taa street, all clear.""Stern side, all clear.""Aun'el Vash street, enemy sighted; range 300. approaching marching speed.""Okay, Aun'el Vash. We're setting up the gun enplacement now."Lant rushes up to you. "We need to lock down this area immediately, what's the plan?">Camp in the corner using the tables as cover>Block the windows, point guns to the door>Fortify and fire from the windows
>>5093455If we got lookouts keeping tabs outside then>Fortify and fire from the windowsIf they suddenly attack us>Camp in the corner using the tables as coverusing this set up >>5092996
>>5092483>where is Seekr Quest 2ooooh I'm not getting sucked into running a 3 year long fantasy quest again>>5093369>The more I look at it the more I'm inspired to learn how to replicate it.Thanks mate. I basically just googled "isometric grid" and copy pasted one of them under my drawing layer. Just look up isometric perspective tutorial, ezalso check out my Chalco Civ for more of that stylehttps://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=chalco+civ
>>5093460>This but the the one firing from the windows are Rattlings, and on higher floors.
Could we also ask Lant what regiment is he from or if he was part of the original PDF, maybe he knows where some spare imperial equipment caches are at.
>>5093455>Block the windows, point guns to the door
>>5093455> Fortify and fire from the windowsMight be able to draw them out onto a killing field and mop them up cleanly, assuming the space around the building isn't too cluttered.Here's my suggested plan of action:> Split into two teams. Smaller one on the ground, larger one on the higher floors.> The ground team initiates combat by lightly spraying suppressing fire at the approaching heretics.> Meanwhile the team stationed on the second floor hold their fire and line up shots, doing their best to remain undetected.> When the cultists attempt to gain ground while the ground team reloads the team upstairs rains down death from their vantage point.
>>5093455>Block the windows, point guns to the door>>5093465Agreed. The upper floors may fire outside and whittle them down, but we have to dig in and bear the brunt of the assault. Us being able to shoot outside is not worth them being able to shoot inside. Block the windows, seal the doors if possible, and toss chairs and clutter in the entranceway.A barricade only helps if the enemy is poorly armed and melee-heavy. Try to get a report on their general composition, how many and how well armed are they? That's absolutely essential to know. Also, the upper floors should hold fire until we're done fortifying or about to be attacked anyway. No need to draw attention before we're ready.
>>5093490Speaking of reloads, how much ammo and spare lasgun power packs do we have lying around? Do we even have any of the latter at all? Our lasgun is fine on a single pack for a few fights, but in an extended siege running out of charge will be a concern.
>>5093455Okay, we have just over three minutes until they arrive and I’ve been looking up various defence strategies from various time periods. Here are some good ones:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_warfarehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_strategies_and_concepts#Defensive_strategieshttps://www.medieval-life-and-times.info/medieval-castles/defending-a-medieval-castle.htmI say we>Block the windows, point guns to the doorWindows are more numerous and difficult to watch. Setting up a choke at the long doorway means we have to watch far less entry points and can concentrate firepower. Besides, we always have the top-floor defenders to harry them from above so it’s not like we’ll lose the advantage of multiple positions just by fortifying the main entryway.I also think we, Wisby and Lant should join the top-floor crew and take potshots before the enemy gets into range. When they get to the building we can head back down, but it would be a shame to waste our firepower just waiting when we could be taking free shots and thinning the herd. HOWEVER, we should use autoguns for sniping until the heretics figure out which building we’re in. Lasguns will give away our position immediately and I’d like to keep the cult confused as long as possible.
>>5093455>Fortify and fire from the windows
>>5093343> Half brick inna sockThe Sourcerer's nemesis since Rincewind showed that while magic is tricky, a half brick inna sock never lets you down.
>>5093455>Fortify and fire from the windows>>5093490 Although I like this if we cab d
>>5093455Can we siphon diluted promethium or petroleum from a kitchen unit? We could make fire bombs.
>>5093455>Block the windows, point guns to the doorGotta get that kill box set up.
>>5094338>>5093455Actually switching to this.Security through obscurity, we don't want to be firing outside and drawing too much attention.
>how much ammo and spare lasgun power packs do we have lying around?The small arms have more than enough power/munitions. The Autogun might run out if overused.>Can we siphon diluted promethium or petroleum from a kitchen unit? We could make fire bombs.The kitchen uses xenos appliances and is fully electric.>Could we also ask Lant what regiment is he fromEmron Minor 19th Regiment, (Emron Minor is the planet you are on right now)>half-brick in sockssure whatever, Cas has one in his inventory for the rest of this battle."Let's not wait for them to barge in. We should fire from the windows." you assert.Lant replies "If you say so. Someone's got to take command. You a corporal?"Wisby lightly punches your arm "He's a chief!"Lant scratches his head "Uh Good enough. Lead on.""Listen up everyone. Push up those tables to barricade the windows. Ratlings, Lant and Heavy Weapons team give cover fire from the upper floors. Hold fire on the Las Weapons until they find our location. The rest of us will stay in here, and make sure no one gets up those stairs."The men spring into action and haul upstairs leaving yourself and the Tau gun drone the only ones with proper weaponry guarding the entrance. You Help the civies haul the tables blocking vision through the windows. Shortly after the heavy autogun and sluggers begin to fire. You shout into the 'chron "Hello. Main Entrance. Status report?"One of the ratlings replies on the the line "Hello. Aun'el street. Chaos forces are pinned behind cover. Some have broken off and are coming to main entrance from the flanks, they got xenos withem watch out!"With the earsplitting KRAK of a grenade the left door bursts open. With some cultists and some hideous sexy creature that you can only assume is a warp bourne daemon.roll 1d100+13 (first 4 rolls count)A roll of 60 is needed to dispatch an enemy before it harms anyone.
Rolled 47 + 13 (1d100 + 13)>>5095622FILL THAT DAEMONETTE WITH THE BLESSED DAKKA FOR THE EMPEROR
>>5095636Oh wow, 60 exactly. Cool.
Rolled 83 + 13 (1d100 + 13)>>5095622
Rolled 21 + 13 (1d100 + 13)>>5095622As long as it's not a nat1 we are good
Rolled 42 + 13 (1d100 + 13)>>5095622
> 50% success rateNot fantastic.Brace for impact.
>>5095696Drone can pick up the slack as long as we get the daemonette
>>5095696Average is 61.25.
>>5095713> There are 4 hostiles.> We rolled 4 dice.> This quest hasn't once used an 'average of [x] rolls' system.Put the pieces together.
>>5095622Do bit forget to yell your battle hymns praising the Emperor. His holy light shines upon all his followers be they baseline humans, the abhumans, the rare mutant, and even the xenos if they are true to his light.
>>5095716But...we haveRepeatedly, in fact. In this very thread. Scroll up.
>>5095696Look at it this way, we geeked half their forces at the door. Now we roll for combat hopefully, and they're outnumbered and outgunned for the first wave.Plus we can loot their weapons, upgrading the survivors.
Quick as lightning you shoot at each invader. You manage to drop two of the cultists. But the third and the daemon are too quick and rush in to attack. One of the civilians is shot down by the laspistol. "Another soul for Slaanesh!" He roars before the gundrone shoots him down. The Daemon, sprints forward and punctures your torso with it's razor sharp claw. You collapse backwards, with a searing pain boring through you. Not a second too soon, your allies brutalise the monster with their clubs. "Purge the alien!" "Kill the alien!" They snarl. Clutching your wound with one hand and your holochron in the other you report "Main entrance. Chaos forces eliminated. Losses: 1""Aun'el street, 5 more a minute away""Hey... you ain't hurt are you Chief?""Lo'taa street. 4 coming from the other side right now!"You're hurt bad. You should probably get patch yourself up. With the hiss of melting plasteel you see the other door being broken down by lasguns.>Apply first-aid ASAP>No time, continue to fight injured
(Merry Christmas lads, have a good one)Your fortune: It's going to be a white Christmas!
>>5096712I would rather treat injuries AFTER a fight but if it's that bad to the point of passing out then>>Apply first-aid ASAP>>5096714Merry Christmas qmYour fortune: You're getting a lump of coal in your stocking!
>>5096712>No time, continue to fight injuredSomeone grab the laspistol, and you guys get away from that door.
>>5096712>Apply first-aid ASAPYour fortune: You're on the nice list!
>>5096712>Apply first-aid ASAPBetter than dying, i believe
>>5096712>Apply first-aid ASAPMerry Christmas to all anons.
>>5096712>Apply first-aid ASAPMerry Christmas guys!
>>5096712>No time, continue to fight injuredLasguns cauterize as they vaporize. Since it didn't immediately kill him, it must just be a flesh wound. He's conscious and talking, toss him the first aid kit and he can treat himself.
>>5096712>Apply first-aid ASAPDOCTOR! Are you sure this will work?!
>>5096866This! That's pretty clever.>>5096712Get a stim for the pain if we have any, set the laspistol to the lowest setting possible, test a shot against the floor to determine if its low enough to cauterize, then apply to your chest wound.
>>5096712>Apply first-aid ASAPDying won't let us kill the enemies of man!>>5096866>Lasguns cauterize as they vaporize.>The Daemon, sprints forward and punctures your torso with it's razor sharp claw. You collapse backwards, with a searing pain boring through yoWe've been stabbed by a Daemon claw, not hit with a Laspistol/Rifle. The other dude who was died> "Main entrance. Chaos forces eliminated. Losses: 1"
>>5096882>>5096866Never mind me, I am a retard. I understand how you meant it after I posted. Still prefer the medpack option. It is a Daemon wound so it's best we tend to it properly.
>>5096888Just fucking pray it off, pussy.
>>5097002This.> Once I served with two guardsmen during a mission to escort a critical supply convey to the front. One was convinced that he would perish during deployment meanwhile the other had a will of ceramite.> One day, under the cover of a storm, a kommando raid hit us and the second man's stomach ended up getting shredded by an improvised orkoid grenade. After the odious xenos were repelled, the man's innards were shoved back into his torso and the wound sewn up. The following day he was back on patrol duty.> The second man got a papercut from the wrapper of his munatorium-issue nutrient bar and died of multiple organ failure several days later.> True story.
>>5096712>Apply first-aid ASAPWell we want to keep the blessing for as long as possible, if we're able to avoid using it here then that's good.
>>5096888Yeah sorry. I was pretty high.Probably why I considered "shoot ourselves in the chest" as an option. A proper dressing would be good too.But how metal would that be if lasgund could be used for cauterizing wounds?
>>5096712>>Shoot the demon a few times to make sure its dead for good>>Apply first-aid ASAP
>>5096712Shouldnt the demon dematerialize after death, or was this either a heavily mutated human or a human posses demon? The latter would be impossible to defeat unless it was a stupidly weak demon.
>>5096712>Apply first-aid ASAPWe're no good to anyone dead. You always serve the Emperor better while alive. Remember to chant our prayers to purge the vile thing's touch from our human form.>>5097729I imagine it was just a human with some warp "gifts." We may not strictly know the difference between the two.
>>5096714When will QM return?
>>5100093Okay okay,Been busy with Holiday stuffQuest resumes within 24 hours
>>5100200Merry christmases qm :DDD, glad to have you back.
>>5100200Check'd and deck'd
You give the Daemon an extra shot to the skull to make sure it's dead. The carcass fades away into nothingness. Bizaare. Then you limp into the stairwell to patch yourself up. Holding your breath, you carefully angle your lasgun. Cauterising yourself with a lasbeam isn't exactly safe. The sound of the door crashing down roars from the next room, the shooting starts. You scorch the wound from the front and back, then bandage it with some kitchen cloth held tight by a knot."Hey catch!"You catch something against your chest. A Painkiller. Looking up you see Wisby hurry down the stairs."Thanks Wis." You take the med, it quickly takes effect relieving some pain."Thought you sounded hurt." He grabs your hand and pulls you to your feet. "Let's finish this."You rush out and join the defenders, the attackers are dead but your allies took some heavy losses as well.Comm chatter shouts out "Fire warriors are hitting them from the other side, they're done for!"You see the last wave of cultists that were approaching start to flee. Through an exposed sliver of window you see their main force is trapped between your Autogun and a hail of pulse rifles.>Pursue and destroy the cultists>Grab your contraband and flee>Stand your ground
>>5101077>>Stand your ground
>>5101077>Stand your groundWe do not want to get caught between the Tau fireline and them. They don't really have a way of knowing whether we're friendly or no. However, we need some way to avoid getting arrested for owning contraband.
>>5101077>Stand your ground>Leave it to Wisby if he either wants to hide some of the equipment or notpoor bot bro
>>5101077>>Stand your ground>>5101101RIP, also support on the wisby hiding equipment.
>>5101077>Grab your contraband and Stand your groundTell Wisby and his friends to hide the autogun and all the better equipment and ammo, tell the others to stay ready.We dont know if the fire warriors are willing/going to spare us, better to plan our escape too....
>>5101117> SupportCheck the downed cultists. There may be survivors to interrogate or intel on the bodies.We absolutely don't want to salvage any wargear for fear of chaotic corruption. Any texts taken off the cultists may also be saturated with memetic influences too, best to exercise caution.
>>5101077>Stand your groundTell someone with medical knowledge to double check if our casualties are actually dead. Look for a pulse.
>>5101101+1 to this but I imagine that the tau already know we got contraband since we had that drone with us and drones have cameras.
>>5101101F for the bot.GR1-5HK4 was too pure for this world.>>5101077>Stand your ground.Hello Mr Fire cast, my lasgun is part of my religious believe and we proved it was part of the greater good to arm and train civilians.
>>5101077>Stand your groundSend the ratlings into the tunnels with the heavy autogun though
>>5101077>Grab your contraband and fleeEven if the firewarriors don't do anything at the moment, we will be marked as having weaponry and contraband, which will bring problems later unless the firewarriors totally don't care to report it.
>>5101077>Stand your groundHave them hide the heavier ordinance. The heavy stubber and our personal lasgun. They probably already know we have the weapons. It's just a matter of how well we can convince them and whether or not they feel reasonable.Worst case scenario, the only ones they can punish are us. Not the unarmed civilians in the rest of the hab.
>>5101077>Grab your contraband and Stand your ground
>>5101719Pretty much this.
You toss your Lasgun to Wisby. "Hide the guns, it's the Shas.""Way ahead of ya Chief" he holds his chron up to his mouth and says "Code Blue boys, scram!"Wis disappears down the stairs with your gun, right as a team of Tau pathfinders rush inside.They shout with their tinny alien voices "Human combatants! Lay down your weapons and surrender to the Greater Good. If you fail to comply; we will not hesistate to attack!"The three men in front of you drop their pistols. Lant and the other men upstairs come down in surrender. The ratlings have all disappeared. More fire warriors start streaming in, buzzing and chatting to each other in their alien language. They start herding every human resident in the building into a large hovercraft. You and the other humans who took up arms are restrained and taken on a separate gunship. One dec later you find yourself taken to a detention facility and placed in a holding cell.>Demand your mediation advisor>Chat to the neighboring cell>Proclaim your innocence
>>5102275>Demand your mediation advisorWe need to prove our innocence, but prcolaiming it isn't going to work. Tolku can swear for us.
>>5102275>Demand your mediation advisor>>5102278Agreed.
>>5102275>The three men in front of you drop their pistolsThe fuck? Why didn't they hide their shit too? That's what the vote was for wasn't it?>Demand your mediation advisor
Any ideas of how to prove our innocence? Other than Tolku swearing for us, there's probably another way. We helped them take down the cult, so it's probably not impossible to get them to find that out.
>>5102281I mean, there was a drone that probably captured footage of us using our guns, also, what would they think we fought the cultists off with, our hands?
>>5102281Thought the vote was, stand your ground and face the Shas, let the rats hide shit if they want, beware the cultist equipment since it might be tainted, check if any of the bodies are still alive. (Didn't do that last one cos I wanted the update to be more concise)
>>5102303"Stand your ground" when contrasted with "Flee" and "Fight the cultists" seemed to be just to stay in the same place, not to literally face the shas.
>>5102275>Demand your mediation advisor
>Chat to the neighboring cellDumb noobs wanted to get pinched for retardedly no good reason.
>>5102275>Chat to the neighboring cellWe aren't going anywhere, time to make some friends and get some info : what is going on and how fucked are we....
>Chat to the neighboring cellCalling our tard wrangler isn't gonna do much for us, Tolku isn't some higher up.
>>5102390>Dumb noobs wanted to get pinched for retardedly no good reason.>no reason>Ethereal Aun'vre Kass has ordered everyone to remain in their homes>Any Gue not in their hab block are in blatant vialation of direct Ethereal orders>Any gue violating direct etheral orders receives over 9000 demerits>Any gue accumulating 10 demerits is sent for reeducation>"no good reason">>5102421Perhaps, but getting a sympathetic tau to vouch for us is better than nothing.
>>5102424Mentioning Tolku might actually work against us and it would certainly endager her. When the Ethereals learn the human she was assigned to and the human she vouched for had illegal weapons? Gonna end badly for her.
>>5102421What we need is to find a way to prove we're innocent. She can vouch for us - we helped the Tau get rid of that one cult.
>>5102424But we were in our hab block
>>5102424We could have hid in our room at least.
I really don’t think we should mention Tolku. If they learn she violated a DIRECT order from an ethereal by contacting us, she’s fucked, and not in the good way.
>>5102275>Chat to your neighboring cellWe did what we had to do to protect the Emperor's people. What happens now is up to Him. No point whining about things. Unbecoming of one of His soldiers.
>>5102609And this. I have a feeling Tolku will find out about us soon enough.
>>5102275>Chat to the neighboring cellYou have a point, while we want to prove our innocence, we don't want her to be hurt.
>>5102275> Chat to the neighboring cellWe shall suffer this indignity.For now.
>>5102275>>Chat to the neighboring celljust wait it out, no need to call the gf to bail us out yet
>>5102275>Demand your mediation advisorWe shall use the Xeno's faith in innocence against them!
>>5102275>Chat to the neighboring cellSee how to goes before calling the blue girl
>>5102275we are a militia operating outside tau chain of command in middle of a chaos invasioneven the imperium would suspect of possible chaos corruption and quarentine usbest thing we can do is lay down,and get someone to support us>Demand your mediation advisor>at least the tau have actual lawyers i guess
>>5103211>even the imperium would suspect of possible chaos corruption and quarentine uslmao they'd just kill us outright even if they knew we were 100% innocent
>>5103313>le imperium killing innocent peoplefor no reason meme
>>5103713The Months of Shame Called
>>5103313If they were somehow 100% sure then they wouldn't, however they wouldn't be 100% sure and so they would kill us
>>5103830They would kill the MC for getting wounded by a demon.The rest of the squad is probs alright. Maybe conscripted into the Inquisition.Really, depends on the Inquisitor.
>>5103834You're assuming an inquisitor would be present, those guys are pretty rare.Generally the Imperium takes a "why risk it we have more people" approach to chaos
>>5103830They constantly killing guardsmen for getting even close to chaos.>>5103834That wasn't a daemon, daemons don't leave corpses behind. They dematerialize, and that thing right there had a corpse. Plus if it was a real daemonette, we'd have been long writhing in agony because of the wound.
>>5103887>daemons don't leave behind corpsesIt literally stated in the next post that it dematerialized, my guy. Why are you even arguing about this for? Relax.
The extent of transmundane injuries inflicted by thoughtforms are largely subject to the will and psychological state of the target. In short: If you believe that something will happen then it will.So rub some dirt on the wound, throw up a prayer to the emperor, and quit worrying about it.Besides half of you are already loathesome xenophilic degenerates and chaos simps. Let's not pretend that there's much left here to corrupt.
>>5104290>loathesome xenophilic degeneratesThere is nothing degenerate about loving your kind blueberry waifu. Being a simp won't make the sisters of battle love you, anon.
(ok looks like we have a 8/8 split on the voteI'll go with >Chat to the neighboring cellif only because blue waifu gets enough focus already)"I demand my mediation advisor" you shout, pounding on the shimmering force field.The guard hisses back "Be silent Gue! The fire caste will determine your innocence in due time."When you give no reply she humphs amd moves on with patrolling the cell blocks.You scan your cell. It's as small as a phone booth. You can't see any speakers.*knock* *knock* you tap on your cell wall. "Anyone there?""Chief Cas? Is that you?" you hear from the other side."Lant!" you reply, "Just call me Cas. Looks like we're screwed huh?""Maybe." he replies, "I try not to think about what happens next.""Yeah. Well, we might be here a while. Let's take our minds off it.""Sounds good to me."Talk about:>your past battles>living under Tau>the chaos heretics
>>5104905>your past battlesTime for some lore drop, we oughta know more about cas
>>5104905>your past battles
>>5104905>your past battleswhat regiment or pdf are we even in also what's the date? m41-44?
>>5104905>the chaos hereticsI presume everything we say is being recorded, so let's shit talk Chaos.
>>5105017> establishing the dateNah man. Let's not get dragged into 40skub.
>>5105017Well, presumably it has to be within a time period where the tau already appeared since they're pretty recent and new. It also has to be within the time period the tau started expanding into imperium territory, and considering they know about chaos some of the stuff happened, but i'm not sure about the fourth sphere.
>>5104905>SheI'm hot for firewarrior
>>5105031This, the moment you provide a date the hyper autists will start trying to metagame. Give us nothing but hell op
>>5104831The.Fucking.Irony.That you think you have any room to accuse others of simping after spending every spare moment of this quest pining after the first female-adjacent thing to bat its baby blues at you. Frankly, it beggars belief.>>5104905> your past battles
>>5105438I feel like there's a difference between the nice blueberry and the actual chaos cultist. Might have to do with the fact that one wanted you to sell your soul to demons.
>>5104905>your past battlesAllow our recollection of past triumphs for the Emperor to wash away the thoughts of the alien and Archenemy.
>>5105096kek>befriend the firewarrior>she is tomboyish friend
>>5106790Bestiality is wrong, Anon.
>>5106827If you think about it from their point of view, we are the beast. Thats kinda makes it hot.
>>5107162Not really, the tau have new stuff but the empire are the old kids on the block with stuff even they don't have.This is a classic blue space babe situation.
"Became a Guardsman over 2 years ago. A little bit after the Tau empire showed up. How about you?" you say through the walls."Yeah I've been a rank Guardsman for just over a year, I joined the Guard just in time for the Necrons to wake up on Magnan Majoris." Lant replies."That's some horrible luck. Did you get sent to MagMa? How are you even alive?" you ask surprised."Yeah I got sent there, but we gave up the campaign very fast. The high gravity and bad atmosphere was too much for us. I only saw combat against them twice.""What was it like fighting necrons?"He pauses for a bit to think, "I only ever saw one type of necron. They are really REALLY tough. And they don't stay dead, even when they're slagged. They are very predictable though. At least compared to Orks and Tau. I'd rather fight necrons than anything else.""What happened after the campaign ended?""Went back home to Emron Minor as reinforcements. Fought against Orks and Tau until the Guard abandoned this planet too. Only this time I got left behind. And well... you know what we chose next."You nod to yourself. To this day you wonder if you made the right choice to live under alien occupation.You begin to tell your own story: "I got deployed to Emron Minor right away. Fought Orks and Tau like you did for 2 years. But over time there was less and less Orks and more and more Tau.""You must of seen a lot of combat Vaede. How did YOU survive?""Easy, I was smart and broke the rules a little. Took Lasguns off dead guys and bypassed their heat limiters using field tools. Makes them powerful but they burn out after a few battles.""Ha! I saw you'd given your Lasgun an Ork-job. You rat.""Made ones for my comrades too. My entire squad was using them. Smoking Ork boys like they were nothing."A voice buzzes from outside the cell. "I doubt they could stand against Fire Caste pulse rifles." Two fire caste guards approach the force field. One continues "Gue'la Cas, please face the wall and place your hands on your head. You will be escorted to your physical exam.">Go along with them politely>Go along silently>Inform them that imperial weaponry is the greatest
>>5107473>>Inform them that imperial weaponry is the greatestNo true /k/comrade would tolerate a slight to their raifu
>>5107473Sure, the pulse rifle is fairly effective, the recoil of the gun requires the fire caste (not humans cuz we stronker) to be stationary to fire them effectively, not to mention its slower rate of fire. Good at tough big things, not so much an endless swarm of tyranids. Now lasguns, those are your best friends against them, not to mention that there are hundreds of thousands of different patterns in the Imperium. Although they all might look the same to your poor xenos eye sight, looks can be deceiving. Some lasguns are geared towards versatility with adjustable power and rates of fire, some are dedicated powerhouses that burn brightly but lasts shorter, and some are more potent than their lesser brethren. It also helps that almost all powerpacks can work for most different lasguns. Say what you will about Lasguns, they still remain the kings of rifles in the galaxy, thirty plus thousand years of supremacy baby!
>>5107473>Go along silentlyThey're right to say that pulse guns are generally more powerful, lasguns are generally speaking more reliable.
>>5107473>>Inform them that imperial weaponry is the greatestThen flex you muscles and welcome these two ladies to the imperal gun show. Tau can't compete with that
>>5107473>Inform them that imperial weaponry is the greatestAnd they've yet to prove otherwise!
>>5107473>>Go along silentlyNo need to farm demerits
>>5107473>Go along silentlyI don't want to fuck with them, no demerits please
>>5107473>Go along silentlyHe is technically correct. One-on-one, the Tau have more powerful weaponry - the Imperium just has a whole lotta diddley. Still, I don't want a demerit and we're in enough shit as is, so bite your tongue just this once.
>>5107473> Inform them that imperial weaponry is the greatest
>>5107473> I'd rather fight Necrons than anything elseWut> Go politely
>>5107473Actually can we do the "dressing down" guardsman face? Just as neutral and yes sir no sir as possible?
>>5107473>Go along with them politely
>>5107473>Inform them that imperial weaponry is the greatestBut>Go along with them politely
>>5107473>Go along silentlyBut also>Inform them that imperial weaponry is the greatestShow us your Titans, blueberries. Oh, wait.
>>5107827>silentlyI meant politely, fuck. I mean, I know it’s not polite, but I’m basically saying just don’t show any physical resistance.
>>5107473>Go along with them politelyIt's not worth the hassle
>>5107473>Go along with them politely>while informing them about imperial weaponry supremacyHonestly Cas going on a 40k equivalent of a /k/ rant as he's escorted away is actually just such a hilarious prospect that I just need to see it happen.
>>5107473>>Go along with them politely>Inform them that imperial weaponry is the greatestGreatest debate of all time.
>>5107473> "I doubt they could stand against Fire Caste pulse rifles."You can literally charge the battery by throwing it in a fire. Sure, fancy gadgets are fun and all, but when you're down in the muck you know the lasgun is gonna work. And if it doesn't, you can do a lot to make it work anyways up to and including turning it into a bomb.
>>5107473Voting for politely going with them, while enlightening them as to the superior functionality of Guard equipment. Literal children can learn to use them, can any non-fire caste pick up a pulse rifle and use it long enough for their grandchildren to inherit it, with no facilities to repair or maintain it? Can they blow it up if needed? Overcharge them to drain their ammo in one shot? Make enough for billions of soldiers? Pfft. Fucking road bike Tau guns.
>>5107927>>5107918>>5107473Also internally acknowledge that you would love to try out those pulse rifles.
>>5107473>Go along with them politely we're in deep, no trouble
>>5107473>Go along with them while informing them that imperial weaponry is the greatest
>>5107473>Go along with them while informing them that imperial weaponry is the greatestNothing can hold a candle to the flashlight.
>>5107473>Inform them that imperial weaponry is the greatest>>5107927Also +1 to this, the most important thing for an army is logistics.
>>5107473update faster qm slave
>>5108512If you're not happy with the update rate, you can always delete system32, it can improve it.
>>5107857>debate me xeno
>>5108555>>5108361>>5108120>>5108069>>5107927>>5107918>>5107857>>5107839>>5107827>>5107597>>5107509>>5107496but yeah,objectively pulse rifles are better on individual level (plasma snipers and plasma burst rifles depending on what type of pulse rifle are you using)but that doesnt take away from the lasgun advantages,wich are logistical rather than performancelasguns are cheap,rugged and their ammo is easily accesible (charge them with energy,in some cases solar,in other heats,in others connect them on a charging infrastructure)meaning that a lasgun can be used without much external support or repairing,where pulse rifles are always tied to technicians and logisticsthe fact a random guardsmen could modify lasguns to its need without breaking them or blowing himself up,is a testament to the reliability and simplicity of lasgunseach has its advantages and issuesso we should respectfuly point both their advantages and issues,while politely following>go along politely while informing them of the issues and advantagesthey are soldiers,they might like gun talk>plus,maybe we can make fire warrior tomboy fren
>>5108558>tau tomboy btw
>>5108558> ShamelessTauPropaganda.lexiconToo Heretical, Didn't Read.
>>5108594I hope our Tau GF has fat fucking milk bags and a nice six pack.
>>5108625Dude, they all look like lanky, emaciated greys. Despite the fact they have hooves, there is no tau - from any caste - that will come remotely close to meeting your raunchy dairy farm fantasies.Stop basing your perception of reality on those debauched comics you're always drooling over. Seriously, it isn't healthy.
>>5108655That's an ethereal and you know it. Ethereals are to Tau what emaciated highborn are to normal humans.
>>5108702> That's an Ethernal and you know it.~REALLY~Shit anon, what tipped you off. The name I chose for the image, or the fact that the specimen is literally labelled in the image?> Ethereals are to Tau what emaciated highborn are to normal humans.Oh please. Lie to me all you want but don't lie to yourself. The other castes are just marginally shorter/lither/ buffer/smarter variants of this template, each having their morphology tweaked to gain an edge in their specific discipline.There is no stacked cowgirl caste in the tau, you brainwashed coomer. Get that through your dense skull.> Inb4 Water-caste[Image related]No. Go sit in the idiot corner.
>>5108723>Oh please. Lie to me all you want but don't lie to yourself. Are you stupid? They are in no way equal to them, the ethereals literally appeared from nowhere with their weird pheromones to unite them all. >muh random image i found proves they are like thisFuck off to your retard hole, chaosfag.
>>5108655>>5108723I will not fall for your lies and propaganda. Give unto me my blue berry milkers!
>>5108723Tau look how the writer wants them to look. It's just like how Eldar flip flop between looking like genuine ayyys and humans with pointy ears
>>5108741> Ethereals eject fartgas, they're totally differentThey all belong to the same species. There are anatomical differences between each case, but they are marginal at best - slightly more extreme than the variation between human ethnicities.This will continue to be true no matter how much you tantrum.> ChaosfagChaos brainrot is equivilent to xeno brainrot.Neither should be tolerated.Here's another water-caste for you since you liked the last examples so much.
>>5108558I know Tau dakka is better than 41st millennium Imperium dakka, but that doesn’t mean I’m about to admit it to them.
>>5108763human dakka is not better or worseit is specialized with a different mindset tau have better baseline but worse reliability and logisticshumans have better elite weaponry,but shittier baseline but those baseline are more rugged,reliable and easy to supply
Okay okay intermission time.I'm fine with the players waifuing and attempting to romance alien characters.I don't want to write gratuitous sex scenes though. (I didn't make Dark Eldar one of pickable races because of this).The quest's tone is a lot lighter than a normal 40K quest thanks to the stickman artstyle and premise, so I'm not pedantic about lore accuracy.It's really just about exploring what it's like to live as a human under the yoke of an alien race in 40K. Anyway I'm pretty sure the waifu fags are in the majority but I'll make a poll here just in case:Do you support waifu-faggotry in this quest?>No>Yes
>>5108774I just like the blueberry girl. She's nice.>Yes, but not all waifufaggotry
>>5108774Yes, ignore all 1ip for this one mate
>>5108774>yesif i wanted to read pure grimdark i would be reading a black library book,or some fanfic done by a edgelordi come here for power fantasies and waifu fagging,a light hearted fun time>MC has plot armor>everyone else around him dies horribly
>>5108779Pretty much, though obviously not all waifufaggotry is created equal. No one likes bland, generic characters who only exist as an dumb archetype with no personality.
>>5108774> Do you support waifu-faggotry in this quest?Blanket no - doesn't matter if human or xenos.
>>5108774Only if you're willing to draw giant anime milkers on the stick figuresotherwise no
>>5108774yes, just don't go overboard with it like the faggots on anonkun
>>5108797Dick Figures style?
>>5108774No, it's getting out of hand. I wouldn't mind if it didn't constantly derail the quest.
>>5108837what the fuck are you even talking about
>>5108774Waifufaggotry inevitably shits up a quest. Look at what happened with Maiya. Definitive no.
>>5108774Sure. I don't care so long as its not intrusive which it hasn't been.
>>5108848Maiya was a problem because the autist who kept desperately trying to defend the chaos cultist.
>>5108867I wonder what would've happened if we spared her given the chaos uprising
>>5108844Probably the spergout where some anon was pissed we killed his waifu so he spammed like 50 "1 Post by this ID" votes
>>5108890Since she's a slaaneshi, probably something severely fucked up.
>>5108867And why was that? Because she was a girl with a possible waifu route. If it was a guy trying to rope us into a Slaaneshi cult there would have been a lot fewer apologists and no samefagging.
>>5108902It's not just that she's a 'girl with a possible waifu route,' though. I'm certain that if she was just a laidback who didn't like the tau there'd have been next to zero discussion - that's how it was before we learned she was a crazy slaaneshi chickThe problem is that, being a chaos cult girl, there was a retard who wanted to "redeem" her. That kind of white knight is the one who sperg out like that.
>>5108774Only for fellow humans. Fishfuckers are gross.
>>5108944take it up with the Lord Commander then
>>5108917Of course people love the mysterious girl that's interested in you. But having a partner who cannot do wrong makes them a bland character who's route doesn't matter. Maiya being a crazy cultist is what makes her memorable, just like Tolku still being a firm believer in the Greater Good. I guess I should clarify that I'm not against romancing as long as we have realistic choices which means no indoctrinated tomboy fire warrior gf with chances to irreparably fail. This is a choice quest, not a dice quest after all.
>>5108867> Implying tau fuckers aren't being just as autistic.Whatever, not my first rodeo. Blueberry a shit, A SHIT.
>>5108951He ain't fucking Yvraine no matter how hard you stan it.
>>5108954There's a difference between "cannot do wrong" and "literally a slaaneshi cultist"Like, fuck man, at least if she was a khorne or tzeentch cultist i'd understand since at least those could have started out benign. She literally just turned to chaos because she was bored. That's it. She was bored of working for the administratum so she turned into the kind of degenerate that gets off by disemboweling themselves.
>>5108774As long as it's not the focus, Y. I'm still shocked we're still alive after the quick end to our previous character.
>>5108980You mean the character consistently rolling extrmely bad, that got her ass beaten twice, that we choice the high risk- high reward option for?
>>5108963I think you misunderstand. Maiya being a slaaneshi cultist is not her doing nothing wrong. It's her being a memorable character and our options with her actually mattering. The quest shouldn't have girls tailored to our tastes who we effortlessly win over. That only leads to even worse meltdowns than that one autist over maiya.tldr, I just don't want a repeat of fate quest. Is that too much to ask?
>>5108989To be fair, she had way less of a choice due to being a slave to the orks. While Tau attempt to integrate people - even if through this totalitarian china-type system, they won't shoot your face if they feel kind of pissed off. Orks will krump you any moment they feel like it.But yeah, even the QM said that now this has become more of a real quest (Cas Vaede, that is) as opposed to an faster situational thing like the first was, so we probably won't get a "You lose one roll, game over" type of deal.
>>5108997>The quest shouldn't have girls tailored to our tastes who we effortlessly win over.I agree, but i feel like that's more so a description of a girl like tolku than maiya. Because, again, even if we're in a less grimdark and more light universe, she is literally a chaos cultist - and not only is she an chaos cultist, she's an slaaneshi cultist.She's a memorable character, yes, i agree, but what i'm saying is that there's a long jump between a character that 'can't do wrong' and 'a character that worships the demonic deity of fucked up stuff'.
>>5108062We should use that clout we've been getting to become this planet's Slovaz.
>>5108774I don’t really care either way. If it happens naturally, sure. If not, I’m fine with Tolku simply being our kindly tard wrangler.
>>5109194Wasn't there an inquisitor who was given (his? her?) own custom tau mech for their service as gue'vesa?
>>5108774Generally, yes.On the real though, I am horrendously torn inside between wanting to murder all aliens full great crusade style (especially if I find we have a chance of succeeding), and realizing that some of them, like Tolku, are just completely benign and not want to murder them all. The internal struggle flares up again every time the T'au give us shit about their superiority.
>>5109311Obviously the answer is to flee with tolku to the based farsight enclaves
>>5109311See, that's what good writing for Tau looks like. Understandable that you haven't seen any from BL.I personally don't want to hate Tau, but Taufags are fucking garbage. Anyone who takes anything in 40k seriously has missed the point.
>>5109320Nah, get an exemption for them somehow by bringing them under the wing of Humanity. Rare, but it happens, and perhaps they can be used to fight against Chaos thanks to their insensitivity, to the warp and to conflicting ideas.
>>5109284This would be the best quest IMO. >>5108561> Y'all ain't even willing to fuck the actual Tau Tomboy pic related.
>>5109321I try to stay away from some those books because I'm afraid of what they'll do to my perception of things.
>>5108774yes>>5109366Y E S !
>>5108774>Conditional yesI don't mind if the MC ends up in a relationship but it shouldn't be the focus of the quest
>>5109366That's very impractical and un-scientific armor for Tau.Honestly, have some REAL thicc tau tech.
>>5108774>YesAs long as it isn't forced and is natural then yeah sure, it's a light hearted quest and not super grim dark.
>>5109297I know Farsight has a former inquisitor advising him on matters of the Warp.
>>5109297I don't think the Tau let humans pilot battlesuits but some part of me remembers some tidbit of lore stating it.
>>5109849I'm pretty sure that gue'vesa can reach a rank high enough to have their own crisis suits.
>>5109321>Anyone who takes anything in 40k seriously has missed the point.Nah, 40k is over the top to the point of ridiculousness, but there are a lot of hidden truths and wisdoms underneath. Some of those truths would be far too painful otherwise, others are too subtle to really think through unless they're exaggerated into a caricature.>Tech priesthood and archaeotechAny sufficiently advanced tech stagnates and decays because of diminishing returns on further improvements. Mere application and maintenance requires far less effort, but the subsequent loss of understanding will only be noticed as a problem when it's already too late.As tech becomes more complex and intransparent, rituals that usually just work replace meditated actions. In a few decades, you might first speak a petition to Alexa, Siri and Cortana whenever you want anything technical done, because one of them might hear and help you.>Religious dogma99+% of people are too stupid, lazy, cowardly and egocentric to develop an entire worldview with convictions and reasons to live. Most of those who try anyway fuck up horribly and end up with with mangled messes that are devastating to themselves and their surroundings (i.e. Chaos). It is best for them to not even try.The Emperor's glorious vision was doomed from the start, since he was an idealist who didn't want to accept the shortcomings of man and blinded himself to them. This happens to most visionaries.>Harsh InquisitionIf among a thousand suspects is only a single guilty one who would doom millions, it is better to kill them all than to let them go. Painful and unjust, but necessary.With great power comes great irresponsibility. Carelessness and casual cruelty are common.>Imperial systemMankind will evolve whatever political system is necessary to withstand any given environment, and it will degenerate and corrupt itself to the point where it just barely does its job. The need for safety and stability trumps everything else.The desire towards corruption and pointlessly excessive luxury will exist even under the most threathening circumstances.>Rogue TradersWhen you have a lot of money and (fire)power, the system will happily bend the rules for you.>CommissariatA lifetime of indoctrination and an obviously absolutely evil foe which will do even worse to those who refuse to fight is still not as motivating as a plain old gun to your head.>Life is cheapA million is indeed a statistic, and most lives do not really matter. They are doomed to die from birth, and their lasting impact is negligible.>Happy orksIgnorance truly is bliss. They don't bother with all that philosophy crap that brings everyone else only despair, and instead have fun.>Degenerate eldarEternal blissful life without purpose and aspirations may seem sweet, but it is unnatural and leads to a wretched and ultimately self-destructive existence.And a lot more that I won't bother to list.
>>5109876This. The Imperium is doing about as well as it can be expected given it's running a galactic confederacy in a world where toasters have souls and the God of Hope is evil
>>5108774>NoThe waifufags here have become atrocious..muh tau waifu xDDDKYS!!! KYS!!!
>>5109876> AutismOrks exist so your argument is invalid.
Okay thanks for the replies.Obv the waifufags outnumber the anti-waifufags and indifferents, but people mostly don't want that stuff dominating the quest.I'll try not to focus on it too much or force anything disjointed.(sorry but no update rn, will crank out a bunch of updates over the next few days to make up for my low activity recently)
>>5110046Its alright man, glad you are taking time to hear out peoples opinion and what they want. This quest gives my days a bit more to look forward to (:
>>5110046Thats okay you can make up for it by writing 10 updates tomorrow. Or you can die
>>5110046when do we get to mating press the blueberry?
>>5110215As long as you can't behave, we won't.This is why we can't have nice things. You are why we can't get nice things.
>>5110220I want to like blueberry wife hooves
>>5110223I want you to stop being a coomer shitting up the thread.Sometimes you just have to accept you won't get what you want.
>>5110215when we invest time and effort socializing with someone enough that they have sex with the MC?and even if they do,it will be more likely a "dafe to black" type of scene,where sex is implied but not described/showedonly tasteful romance that have development behind,no waifufagging making them love the MC out of nowhere
>>5110379I have been convinced King.
You face against the wall with your hands on your head."Very well Shas'la, me will cooperate" you say politely, in their dumbass xeno language.They apply your restraints and lead you out of the cell. "However..."You begin to enlighten the ignormamuses about the superiority of Imperial munitions."...Lasguns deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.""Be silent! We are not meant to talk to prisoners." snaps one."Indeed, besides lasguns do less damage than ORK guns." adds the other, unable to resist having the last word.They lead you on through the metal halls of their Tau military complex."Rifle is fine!" you continue, "Weapon damage is only one factor. Consider recoil, mobility, firerate, versatility, reliability, ammunition, usability, maintenance and cost effectiveness.""You speak rubbish Gue'la!" Says the curmudgeonly one, apparently forgetting he's not supposed to talk, "Were I Shas'ui I would give you a demerit on the spot! It is well known Tau boasts the finest weapons.""Esteemed Earth caste engineers are constantly making improvements to Tau weaponry. Gue weaponry is stagnant backwater." the other retorts."Imperial weaponry is the greatest in galaxy! There is no need for further improvement." You conclude.Finally you stop at the door of some sort of medical bay."Clearly you are in dire need of reeducation prisoner." says a guard as he opens the door."You will learn the superiority of the glorious Fire Caste in time. Good luck human." says the other shoving you in.The door closes vertically, and you find yourself face to face with a Kroot.The alien speaks in its strange croaky voice, "I am doctor. Take off shirt. I will inspect you for mutation."You comply, a little suprised at the fluency of this bestial looking alien. It suddenly gets *very* close and lays its hands on your sides causing you to shudder. You've seen the bonesnapping strength of these hands first hand. The grisly snapping noises replay in your head for a moment. "You are not tyranid. You are not corrupted by chaos. I will apply fresh treatment to your injuries." the Kroot announces, and pulls an Imperial Guard medikit from a drawer.>Ask about the kroot in the ruins>Ask about the ongoing cult uprising>Ask what they're going to do to you
>>5110682>Ask about the ongoing cult uprising>Ask what they're going to do to you
>>5110682>>Ask about the ongoing cult uprising>>Ask what they're going to do to you
>>5110682kroots are nicetheir culture is a martial honor onefight worth adversaries in mostly honorable combatwhere honorable combat is either by being mercenaries on wars/conflicts (at wich point is soldiers killing soldiers,both sides doing their duty)or by previously agreed duelsthey eat adversaries to gain their strenght and to honor them in order to at least continue their legacyand outside of combat they are laid back and easy going with little to no prejudiceand more importantly,the kroot are one of the biggest intelligence webs on warhammerthey have a sort of "soft hivemind" in wich they can share memories of stuff they have eaten with each other (albeit in a really vague manner)>He let the fire blaze for a few minutes, then took out a piece of stiff, waxed hide and smothered the flames. A thick plume of smoke rose from the charred pieces and he placed the hide over his head, leaning low over the blackened mess, taking long, deep breaths, letting the fumes flood his consciousness. His head grew light and his stomach growled. He saw the craggy eyries of his home on Akchan-Kur. He saw the farewell ceremony at the Perch of Nine Hawks, standing at the pinnacle, victorious, rain-lashed and surrounded by his warrior kin. The elders summoned him home, insisting that he alone, the oldest of his kind, had the experience to journey to the Western Reaches. The Karakh-Kar had warriors scattered across the galaxy, serving in countless armies. They knew of the Blackstone’s presence long before the warlords of Terra [!!!!].>[excerpt from the blackstone series]if we do things good enough,we might get access to the nice web of intel kroot have acess too
>Ask about the kroot in the ruins>Ask about the ongoing cult uprisingso based on this,i definetly want to know what the fuck the kroots are planing to do in the ruins
>>5110682>Ask about the ongoing cult uprising>Ask what they're going to do to youYeahhhhh probably not a good idea to talk about those kroot we shot and killed in an area we're not supposed to be in.
>>5110682> Ask about how the situation outside has changed since your containment. Have the odious heretics been fully purged yet?>Ask about the status of the guardsmen and the civilians who you fought alongside you during the chaos assault.
>>5110682Having a Kroot touch you is always considered gay since they breed by rubbing their palms on the back of others. Something about cum secreting pours on their palms.
>>5110773it's okay bro, it's a female kroot