>>5035917
well, the mob knights are here

>>5035917
I'm kinda here

>>5035917

Here to slam jam

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>>5035921
>>5035922
>>5035924
Sadly the Lilly Knight is in a coma, so sad

>>5035926
Slay some fags

>>5035926
maybe we can beat them in a posing contest?

>>5035926

Time to tuck in Lilly Knight to sleep and go off to slay

>>5035926
>>5035931
Having once treaded the path of the Swole, I know that such trivialities hold no sway over the Disciples of the Gym. The only way to break them is to best them in a slapping contest.

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>>5035929
Wooooahhhh. We can't say that in [CURRENT YEAR]. Mandatory sensitivity training for the weeb

>>5035931
>>5035932

>>5035945
balance the encounter for three dudes, easy. then we can get started without lilly knight

>>5035945
Aw do I have to? I might need a masters class

>>5035945
I meant fighting smoking and its damages

>>5035949
Your mandatory sensitivity training might just be what we need to manage as three instead of four. Think of it as going to the gym but for your brain.

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>>5035946
Give the swole cultists ki blasts, got it

wassup niggers

>>5035954
hope those ki blasts are more like dan than ryu's

>>5035954
Don't worry team, I'm trained in Scythe footsies from playing lots of Street Fighter 3.

>>5035954
Just cut the ki blasts apart with SUPERIUR NIPPON STEEHL

mob

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>>5035958
>>5035957
Hope you're at least not gonna fight on wifi

>>5035926

AMAZON KNIGHT TURNS UP TO HELP OUT!

Go shirtless to show the cultists we mean business

>>5035973
nigga why don't you just fill in for Lilly Knight
>>5035972

>>5035972
Are you jesting, thousands of hours of Wi-Fi play has honed our sense and reactions beyond that of normies. We are unbeatable!

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>>5035973
Look anon. We can't have everything we want in life. We gotta stick to the rules. If not then we just gonna be a buncha animals. Animals, anon.

>>5035975
>>5035978
Yeah okay sure scrub

>>5035979
let's get this fight started already

>>5035979
You like what you see, cultists? You like that? HUH?

>>5035979

It's time to challenge these Swole cultists. Wielding the Scythe with courage I say a prayer for good luck!

>>5035979
...Lets just start the fight you insolent prick.

>>5035979
Weeb does coke, gets all jittery and charges the chi beyond fucking comprehension
LESGO

I'M HERE I'M HERE RESUSCITATE ME

>>5035990
OKAY OP
>>5035979
BALANCE THE ENCOUNTER FOR 4 DUDES NOW
WE ALL HERE

>>5035993
Ah so give all of them machine guns and lightsabers

>>5035990
Welcome, wanted criminal.
>>5035994
My edge is sharper than light.

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>>5035981
>>5035982
>>5035983
>>5035990

BATTLE START!

>>5036004
make a god damn tetris already, twinkle

>>5036004
>We're tetris
>They're puyo puyo
L M A O N00B, Do you even know how POORLY BALANCED Tetris versus Puyo was? TETRIS COULD GET A TETRIS AND CRUSH PUYO PUYO. IT HAD NO COUNTER MOVE.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5036008
Then surely you can roll a d100 to not suck ass at Tetris

>>5036015
Even if I fail the counterattack won't be that bad s'fine.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5036017
Uhhhh

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d2 + 4)

>>5036015
I bless Twinkle before the roll for a bonus of 1d2+4

>>5036018
>
Nevermind, lets just punch the computer screen and go fight woman-to-man.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5036015

Rollan to not suck

>>5036018
>>5036019
Damn, one minute too late.

>>5036004
>>5036021
Weeb crawls out of the box and prepares to strike

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>>5036018
The swole cultist takes a line piece.

And smacks Twinkle right in the kneecaps

>>5036027
damn it
gustaf or orkuzashi will have to carry us

>>5036027
The armor! It does nothing! Lets try a katana shaped tetris block

>>5036027
End this foolish game now! Knights, to Battlestations!

Bless the team before we engage in combat.

>>5036028
>gustaf
>carrying anything
Nice yoke, Brother Abel.

>>5036027
Stab cultist in the back when he's not looking.

>>5036027
Cope with the pain.

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>>5036030
>>5036032
it's weeb and scythe's turn!

Roll a d100 to play tetris into their back, and roll your bless dice to bless

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5036043
Not feeling confident

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d2 + 4)

>>5036043
Glory and Fortune be with you, Brother.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5036045
>>5036047
58. Let's see how one the swole cultist fares

>>5036048
ayyyyyyyyyy
they did it

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>>5036048

>>5036050
Crucified.

>>5036050
MOB KNIGHTS WILL JUMP EM AND SHOW EM WHO'S THE REAL BOSS OF THIS GYM

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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5036053
the mob knights exchange a knowing manly glance as they prepare for a testosterone packed action!

roll against my d100 (-20 for being mob knights)

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5036064
URAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>5036066
INCREDIBLY MANLY AND IN NO WAY HOMOEROTIC MANEUVER

>>5036077
mob knights always win, baby

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In any case. That;s one of the jacked cultist down.

And the only casualty we had, were Twinkle's knees

>>5036077
How do the Mob Knights have such musculature when their power is lower than Twinkle's?

Anyway, gang up and beat the shit out of the Cultist the Mob have incapacitated.

>>5036087
I use my Maintenance ability.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5036087
I'm sure she'll be fine, now the other cultists

>>5036088
Through the power of big sweaty men slapping meat. Anything is possible

>>5036090
Roll 1d100 to see if your legs are okay

>>5036087
ayyyyyy
that +1 power is helping us

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5036093
whoops dropped my dice

>>5036095
inb4 twinkle gets a 5 or less

>>5036096
Anything is possible.

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No rolls means that's a zero. Yes

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>5036101
fuck this shit, keep it moving

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5036093
>>5036095
Why did we switch to d100

>>5036101
Don't worry about it

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>>5036105
Sadly. no brouzoufs

good stuff
we still got two niggas to deal with

>>5036111
>Mug the other cultists for their brouzouf

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5036111
Fuck this shit go in for the suplex dont care whose turn is it

>>5036111
Distract the Cultists so the mob can get in for the suplex strike.

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Rolled 8, 44 = 52 (2d100)

>>5036119
>>5036118
>>5036117
Alrighty then. Everyone roll 1d100

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>5036124

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>5036124

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5036124
Here we go.

>>5036126
good roll, bro

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Gustaf shows off his sick scythe spins. Distracting the remaining swole bois long enough for Twinkle to rob one of them and Cain to Suplex the other

>>5036139
NICE SUPLEX BRO

>>5036139
>Weeb gibberish followed by swatting foes with a sword

>>5036139
lilly is so cute when she steals things. brings a tear to my mob face

>>5036139
Now, Brothers! Gang up on the last Cultists standing! We must knock him down so we can perform another all-out attack!

>>5036139
Wait, he seriously didn't notice me?
Stab him in the back twice with my dual daggers.

>>5036151
AN ALL OUT ATTACK?

>>5036153
AN ALL-OUT-ATTACK!

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5036139
AAAAAAAA

>>5036151
>>5036153
Dude we already did that last fight, If we keep doing it they'll get contractual boss immunity.

>>5036156
what you don't understand is we're an RPG party
it's gonna work

>>5036158
Well.
ALL OUT ATTACK???

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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5036143
Suddenly. As the others are mulling over initiating an ALL OUT ATTACK, Orkuzashi charges forwards while yelling strange words that nobody understands!

ROLL 1d100

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5036163
今日はカリフォルニアの金曜日です!!!

>>5036163
Okay Orkus, just pull back and say you won't actually do it.

>>5036163
>>5036164
>failing even with honorabu duel
get real orkuzashi

>>5036164
>69
Nice.

But also you failed.

>>5036164
YOU IDIOT

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>>5036164

>>5036175
NOW, AN ALL OUT ATTACK WITH ME, TWINKLE AND GUSTAF
URAH

>>5036175
No homo

>>5036175
>>5036179
Quickly, before the weeb becomes infected with the gay!

>>5036179
OPERATION SAVE MOB IS A GO

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5036179
>>5036183
>>5036184
YOU FOOLS! ALL OUT ATTACKS ARE ONLY POSSIBLE WHEN THERE'S AN OPENING! BUT NOW THE SWOLE CULTIST IS SWINGING THE WEEB AROUND LIKE A CLUB! EVERYONE ROLL 1d100

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5036194
CATCH MOB KNIGHT SO HE CAN HELP US IN THE ALL OUT ATTACK

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5036194
What a horrific sight this is.

Rolled 53 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5036194
>Use speed bonus on dodge

>>5036196
>>5036194
I meant catch weeb knight lmao
fuck

>>5036200
Perhaps the first step to understanding, is catching yourself

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>>5036196
>>5036197
>>5036198
You pummel the swole cultist! Only one cultist left!

Twinkle successfully dodged the flying weeb

>>5036213
>one cultist left
HERE WE GO

>>5036213
Wtf OP censor my bloomers

>>5036213
Surround the last Cultist and attack him from all sides!

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

ONLY ONE LEFT. CAN THE KNIGHTS PREVAIL?

>>5036227
Only a 15 lole.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5036227
MOB KNIGHTS GO IN
URAAAAAAAH

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5036227
Maybe, lets try the kunai thingies we got at a gift shop, just like my eastern puppet theaters

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>5036227
It would be embarrassing if we couldn't.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5036227
Wait, forgot my dice.

>>5036232
>>5036231
maybe I was wrong to rely on you guys for carrying...

>>5036231
>>5036232
That's an almighty 15.

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5036231
You love to see it.

>>5036232
>>5036227
Time for a re-roll!

>>5036237
To be fair 1 is impressive in its own right

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>>5036231
>>5036232
The cultist does a great swing with the cultist weapon of predilection: Weeb Knight!
mob knights manage to dodgen and gustaf is sent flying!

Twinkle sees an opportunity, and leaps for a precise stab on the villain!

But... will that be enough???

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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5036247
QUICK! ROLL 1d100 FOR THE PARTY TO NOT EAT SHIT

HIGHEST ROLL GETS PICKED

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5036250
URAAAAAAAAAH

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>5036250
LETS
GOOOOOO

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>5036250
This dice is fucking rigged I swear

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5036250

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5036250
Hmm.

dAMN

>>5036259
>>5036260
GUSTAF????

>>5036260
>>5036259
No damns OP

>>5036259
>Foul cultists try to ruin our luck
>Gustaf immediately rolls a 90+ on his cursed, now blessed, dice

>>5036259
how much for that 92?

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Despite the wounds he has sustained. The Swole Cultist would not go down! He was about to smash Twinkle into the floor for that stab, but then! GUSTAF COMES FLYING BACK IN. WITH ALL HIS MIGHT HE BRINGS DOWN HIS MIGHTY SCYTHE ONTO THE FOUL CULTIST' SKULL! SPLITTING IT CLEAN IN HALF!

>>5036272
AYYYYYYYYY
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
everyone pats gustaf on the back

>>5036272
The...the grail...

>>5036272
Attempt seppuku after all this humiliation.

>>5036272
The Godess has blessed my Scythe this day. Now Brothers, search this place for the Grail.

>>5036275
Good job Gustaf!

>>5036272
Now to steal the remaining Brozouf.

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Aaaand that's all for today. Good sesh everyone. Thread will continue....when it continues. See ya

As always. Updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Oh and archive for the last threads
https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file

>>5036291
good stuff OP(s)

also where the fuck's the budget for color; we had it all the time in skeleton island 2
but surprisingly not here

>>5036294
it's a medieval quest, they didn't have color back then

>>5036300
ye olden tapestries had color, come on now

>>5036301
I meant like monitors, tv and shit

>>5036301
Ye olde tapestries had an update patch. Back then everything was monochrome

We are advancing at a snails pace we need to advance plot like back in the ole days 10 new fights a day

Man, i love this fucking quest like you wouldn't believe it, sucks that I couldn't be here at the time

Btw, what is the item that Twinkle got from stealing the cultist?

>>5036490
20 brouzouf I assume.

Mob

Weeb

soon

™

>>5041142
How close is 'Soon™'?

>>5041441
Like 10 hours or soemthin

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Thrrread

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING
ATTEEEEENSHUN

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>>5041937

>>5041942
*drops the disguise*

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>>5041945
Ah yes. Orkuzashi reveals himself to be....Orkuzashi

>>5041949
Keep stabbing

>>5041949
What a twist.

Is the grail in the room too or did the Cultists manage to sneak it away during the hiatus of the quest?

>>5041949
Calculated disappointment, just as planned.

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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5041951
You stabbed the corpse of the cultists. Stress relief perhaps,

>>5041952
Hmmm, good question. Roll 1d100

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>5041958
Grallin'

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5041958
Hmm.

>>5041960
>>5041958
Impressive.

Does the Weeb roll count here or should I use my re-roll?

>>5041958
make sure they're dead by stabbing them in the dick
you know, because

>>5041963
fuck

>>5041960
>>5041962
Consider getting an ability that reverses all of your rolls next.

>>5041966
What traits we get is entirely up to our Lord and Savior Todd.

Speaking of which, did we level up from this boss encounter?

>>5041969
Except for the part where we pick one.

And yeah, did we level up?

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>>5041959
>>5041960
Hmmmm, now where could that Grail be

>>5041985
oh look a grail room

>>5041985
KICK THE DOOR IN gently

>>5041985
Why would they mark out the Grail room like this? It's clearly a trap.

>>5041985
Strike a pose after kicking the door down

>>5041993
This is what a 6 does to a god's motherfucker.
>>5041994
Drunk Tiger Tearing Through Steel #687

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>>5041986
>>5041987
>>5041993
Orkuzashi and Twinkle enter the G-Rail room

>>5042004
The mob parries the wall and follows them

>>5042004
JUMP ONTO THE STEEL BEAST, PLUNGE MY SWORD INTO ITS BACK

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>5042005
Roll 1d100 against the wall

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5042009
mob

>>5042004
Trains are cool. See about getting the group tickets with Twinkle's Money.

>>5042004
>>5042012
Too bad it's actually Gustaf's money

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

As the Mob Knights slam themselves into a nearby wall. For some reason. Gustaf tries his best to steal Twinkle's money. That scamp.

Oh and Orkuzashi tries to stab the train.

Gustaf and Twinkle roll 1d100 against eachother. Speed bonus for each.

Orkuzashi roll 1d100 aginst me

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5042022
This shit ain't fair

>>5042022
Nicely ask the wall to let us through

Disclaimer: OP do not rig dice. Please believe me

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>5042022
Miss Twinkle, since you hath been hoarding the cash it would be most prudent if you should facilitate this purchase. I implore thee.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>5042022

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>5042022
Mister Gustaf, I do believe this is yours.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5042022
goat please hear my pleed

>>5042025
You keep saying that but not provide evidence on the contrary

>>5042022
Weeb's massive schizophrenia rolled 119, prove me wrong.

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>>5042023
>>5042028
>>5042030
Weeb Knight ACCIDENTALLY runs on the tracks the MOMENT the grav train leaves AT FULL THROTTLE!!

roll a D100 to NOT DIE! +5 from your health

1-20 OH FUCK
21-40 OH SHIT
41-80 You're badly hurt!
81-100 tis but a scratch
100+ the train is dead

meanwhile Lilly and Scythe bicker at the ticket booth and the wall is ignoring the knights outside

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>5042042
Oh God please roll good before he gets Tenkuji Takeru'd

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5042042
This shit ain't fair 2.0

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5042042
Yare yare daze.

>>5042042
Casually observe the Weeb getting destroyed by the train.

>>5042042
Use the basket trick to clip through the wall like in Skyrim

>>5042042
ouch

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>>5042044
Orkuzashi is in Incredible pain as the train drags him away. He's still alive, yes. But his entire body is now in excruciating agony.

And the others just stood and watched.

Oh and the Mob Knight are still trying to push through the wall despite an open door being right next to them.

>>5042054
You're laughing, Weeb Knight is fighting for his life and you're laughing.

>>5042054
Dear God.
Stab the steel beast in the dick. This is the only technique that can save Weeb now.

>>5042054
4 tickets for the next train to the Nobel District, please. Twinkle, hold the tickets while I got get the 'Special' Knights currently banging their head against the wall.

>>5042056
I mean, it's a little funny.

>>5042054
Okay fine use the door geez!

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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5042056
>>5042057
>>5042059
>>5042063
As Gustaf links up with the Mob. Twinkle is left to deal with the tickets.

Meanwhile, Orkuzashi, in a desperate attempt to save himself, once again tries to stab the metallic beast that's currently breaking every bone in his body.

Weeb roll 1d100

+10 bonus

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5042065
UOOOOOOO Katana don't fail me

>>5042066
Wow

>>5042066
You love to see it

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5042065
CAN'T BREAK A WARRIOR'S FUCKING SPIRIT

>>5042071
But you can still break his entire skeleton, apparently

>>5042065
let's see, first class for myself...and third class for the others

>>5042073
dice rigged

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>>5042071
>>5042066
Unfortunately, the steel beast is moving too fast, you're being pushed hard against the wind. Immobilizing you, rendering you unable to even reach for your katana.

>>5042075
"Alright. That'd be 35 gold, please"

>>5042083
HEy will we get snacks and drinks up in this thing? The mob needs beer, understand NEEDS to function at 110%

>>5042083
spout some eastern curses before trying to climb up this highspeed carriage

>>5042083
Assume an aerodynamic position and claw muh way up this metal piece of shit.

>>5042083
Read the newspaper on the train ride.

>>5042083
Wait...we're in a pseudo medieval setting, why is there even a train here?

>>5042100
because the cults used their dark arts to get better technology obviously, just like one of those eastern scrolls

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>5042100
You're right. Could this be some dark magic at work?!

Roll 1d100

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>5042105
Put the loaded dice in the bad, OP

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5042105
KUSO

Insane dice rigging going on here.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5042105
διγη+1δ100

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>>5042109
The good news is it's probably some sort of hallucination. There was no train. The bad news is it's still a giant beast

>>5042096
>>5042088
"Ah ha! You fools! There was no train! I don't even know what a train is! Thanks for the money suckers!"

>>5042113
Man this is some bullshit.

Scythe that motherfucker before he gets away.

>>5042113
Ah! A dragon...stab it in the eye

>>5042113
GOTTA GET A GRIP

>>5042113
WTF

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>>5042114
roll against my first d100 to scythe a bastard

>>5042121
>>5042115
roll against my second d100 to stab a bastard

>>5042123
mob knight is flabbergasted!

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5042144
I'll take my dice against no dice, sounds fair considering all the rigging going on here.

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>5042144
Alas

Rolled 70, 77 = 147 (2d100)

the boss keeps taking my dices to rig them

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5042154
He sure fucking does. Reroll time.

>>5042156
>>5042154
Absolutely fucking rigged. Goddamn OP get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5042154
ryu no killa

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5042154
Reroll? That's allowed? I'll fucking take it

>>5042164
Not for you, I have a trait that gives me a single re-roll per encounter. Get with the lore, dingus.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5042144

>>5042156
>>5042171
OP is literally typing these out and cackling like a hyena

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>>5042156
>>5042171
I assure you OP does not rig the dice.

Anyway,the cultist scammer jumps out of the way of Gustaf's scythe. While the beast shakes itself, causing Orkuzashi to lose his footing, missing the monster's eye and merely scratching its steel-like scales instead

>>5042176
AGAIN

>>5042176
ABEL AND CAIN JUMP THE CULTIST SCAMMER FOR MAXIMUM EFFECT

>>5042176
>>5042183
GUSTAV THROWS ABEL AFTER THE CULTIST FOR EVEN MORE MAXIMUM EFFECT

>>5042176
WAKE UP AND STAB THE CULT

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Rolled 40, 12 = 52 (2d100)

>>5042182
ROLL AGAINST MY D100

+10 BECAUSE THE DRAGON NICELY DIDNT MOVE

>>5042183
>>5042185
>>5042192
ROLL TO CATCH THAT GUY WHO TOOK YOUR SHIT

+10 FOR FLYING ASSAULT
+20 FOR JOLLY COOPERATION
-10 because the mob knights are involved. sSO +20

>>5042201
Surely they can't fuck THIS up

Rolled 3 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>5042201
This is a free win, easy game.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5042201
EASY

>>5042201
Ikeze!

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>5042210
Woops forgot the dice

>>5042212
Wow

>>5042204
Wow. Good thing we had them bonuses huh

>>5042220
This is how the quest is when you don't rig the dice to roll 100 every check.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>5042201

>>5042227
Laugh at this man

THE FUCKING WHAT NOW

so this is the power... of a weeb knight...

>>5042227
LOL

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As the Scythe, Lilly and Mob knights celebrate their glorious victory over the cultist....The weeb was once again knocked off-balance and left hanging on for dear life against the massive serpent.

Pity him for he is but a shitass

>>5042239
So uh, should we go after the Weeb? I have this Holy Hunch that tells me he needs some consoling soon.

>>5042239
I think I know how to win this
Attempt seppuku

>>5042239
MOB KNIGHT GOES IN ON THE SERPENT
URAH

>>5042239
RIDE THE DRAGON

>>5042257
The duality of lesbian

>>5042265
the dragon is probably a girl

>>5042267
Maybe the weeb should attempt to seduce the dragon then? Isn't that what happens in this Eastern Scrolls?

>>5042268
Will just end up aggravating the foul monster.
>>5042239
As I said, do the harakiri.

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>>5042251
>>5042257
>>5042246
the party grabs on the dragon's tail as it exits whatever this grail room was!
>>5042248
roll against my d100 to successfuly disembowel yourself after this streak shame brought upon your ancestors (who are ashamed anyways because you're a weeb)!
-10 to the roll because of survival instincts. pesky

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>5042284

OP GIVE THAT DICE BACK STOP RIGGING THEM THEY'RE MY DICES

I do not rig dice. Do not believe the lies

>inb4 orkuzashi actually kys and gets removed from quest
My mob heart couldnt take it