Mob knight grindset, punch self

>>5003665
Do we have any info where they took the grail? And what was up with that pointy-hatted man?

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>>5003668
>>5003669
"Probably into one of their heavily guarded compounds in the upper tiers....also. Pointy hatted-man?" the Urchin Boss informant replies

>You suddenly feel extremely silly thanks to seeing the mob knights punching themselves
>Punch yourself

>>5003677
You think we could get in here someplace... its a sewer isnt it. Again with this

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>>5003680

>>5003677
Some pointy-hatted man got us into Boss Thug's trap when we mentioned a grail, have you seen anyone like him before

>>5003677
Not the original Gustaf, but since Lilly is represented, I'll control his meatsack for the moment.

>>5003668
You can punch yourself later, fool!

>>5003677
Where's the grail, Urchin Boss?!?

>>5003685
Let's drink some beer

>>5003680
Oh. Uhhh, I'll just puppet weeb's meatsack for the moment.

>>5003677
Thank you for meeting with us, Urchin-san. Do you have any rice you can spare, for my sake?

TWINKLE KNIGHT, FUCKING DISGUSTING WEEB, PUNCH YOURSELF, FALL IN THE ABYSS OF SILLINESS

>>5003695
Goddamnit name, stick damn it!

>>5003689
This one was supposed to be named the Inner Machinations of Gustaf's Mind btw.

>This self punching business is stupid
>wait
>Hold your own hand

>>5003703
MUST...RESIST...PUNCHING

>>5003697
I'm sorry, Scythe-san, but you actions are of your own choice, however asinine they may be. I shall not submit to peer pressure! My scripture of Man-iga tell me so!

>>5003705
Wait, why is my hand itchin-

>>5003703
>>5003704
>>5003705

SUCCUMB TO THE PLEASURE OF SELF-PUNCHING, FALL IN SILLY

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>>5003681
"It's not a sewer. It's secret tunnels that spies used to go through. Now long abandoned and filled with god knows what. That also happens to look like a sewer"

>>5003688
"Sounds pretty strange. I'll have to look into it. Never heard of this guy before"

>>5003695
"What? You're hungry? Try looking in the kitchen in the back, there's probably something to eat"

>>5003697
>>5003694
>>5003705
Meanwhile Gustaf is fuming that the weeb and lilly knights has not punched themselves

>>5003708
We must keep grinding. Mob knight will look for a map of the tunnels layout so we dont get lost

>>5003708
Ask Urchin if he's got any weapons we could borrow

>>5003708
I go in search of RICE, and drink my SAKE!

>>5003708
Did anyone get anything from the Boss Thug's loot?

Well, I just got here for a quick chuckle, but need to sleep NOW, I have exam 1 hour after sleeping, see you all
Someone take over scythe knight

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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5003710
>>5003711
"Yeah I got a map and some spare weapons in the back....but don't you guys already have weapons?"

>>5003712
Roll 1d100 to find rice in the kitchen.

>>5003713
At this point Twinkle the Lilly Knight realized a horrible truth:

Nobody looted the Boss Thug

>>5003714
Gustaf falls into a fucking coma

>>5003715
We need weapons to differentiate which mob knight is on screen, Urchin
y'know for story and meta purposes

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>5003715
Its a charitable cause we founded. Its called Equip the Underage, a charity for orphans. We just wanted to encourage you to participate. Heres a leaflet.
Need the map for the sewer diving though

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>5003715
YOSHI!

>>5003717
>he cant tell them apart from subtle details, like difference in helmet and abel being the retarded one
Not grinding

>>5003715
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH

>>5003723
>being the retarded one
yeah okay doofus

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>>5003718

>>5003727
Do you know how many people are orphaned by orc raids on the caravans.

>>5003727
Come onnnn Urchin
Those Orphans need to defend themselves.

>>5003723
>>5003726
>abel being the retarded one
There's a difference?

>>5003721
This is me.

>>5003721
>>5003732
Goddamnit name!

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>>5003733
>>5003732
>>5003721
Sadly Orkuzashi found no rice. Only a whole chicken

>>5003730
>>5003728
"Yeah sure. Just head into the back. There's a storeroom in there"

>>5003724
Meanwhile Twinkle rolls around on the floor in rage

>>5003721
NO WEEB THE NINTENDO LAWYERS ARE COMING

>>5003735
Aight, time to look at the storeroom

>>5003735
Grab a spear or failing that a beating stick or failing that a broom and go study the fuckin' map... someone has to keep GRINDING... the grind must continue. study map of tunnels for enlightenment and glorious salvation for bonuses and the final mob victory

>>5003736
OH SHIT!

>>5003735
I GRAB THE CHICKEN AND RUN FOR IT!

>>5003735
Enough of these silly actions, every second we dawdle the grail slips further from our grasp. Lets us depart with all haste my bretheren, to the sewers!

>>5003735
Ask urchins for any rumors after our temper tantrum

>>5003743
Now hold on there, Gustaf
If we rush into battle without having a plan, we'll fall into a pit trap again.

>>5003746
Setbacks of such nature are but tests of our Faith, Perseverance and Diligence! Our actions are those of the Pious, and the Godess will reward us for dutifully failing forward! Act with Wisdom, but Act! Now onwards, before the night falls and the horrors of Tower City come crawling out to meet us.

>>5003749
>vote Scythe Knight for most likely to die in a stupid way

OP's internet is fucking up, please hold

>>5003750
>not weeb knight

You honor me, Twinkle-chan! May the stars bless our journey to find the Holy Grail, as companions in this quest! A-and maybe in life itself! Say, have you ever had the pleasure of journeying to the Far East? The Sakura Trees are beautiful this time of year…

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>>5003737
>>5003740
The Mob Knights take the map and look through the store room. There's a longsword, a spear, an axe, a club, Soul Edge, twin knives, ....

>>5003743
Gustaf is now hyped. He rallies the knights to immediately set off for the tunnels. His cries fall on deaf ears

>>5003741
Orkuzashi absconds with the chicken

>>5003745
"Well the tunnels are full of mutant cannibalistic dwellers. There's that."

>>5003759
The club is swag and cute, take it

>>5003759
Abscond with Soul Edge as well.

>>5003759
Take the longsword for eventual big boy greatsword action

>>5003759
Are the twin knives throwable? That might be useful.

>>5003759
Be irritated at the fact that they added sci-fi elements to a medieval story.

>>5003762
>>5003759
>>5003760
Actually Cain's already got a club, I'll take the spear then

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>>5003760
>>5003762
Yeah. Grabbing long hard shafts in your hands.

>>5003759
>"Well the tunnels are full of mutant cannibalistic dwellers. There's that."
Egads, it is worse than I feared. The sewers are infected with the foulest, most horrific form of mutant to ever shuffle through the land. Uncultured, hairy beasts of the most detestable notion that were banished from the land of the Godess for their crimes against Civilization...

The French!

[Prepare the sacred Unguents and Incense with holy fervor]

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>>5003761
What Soul Edge. Dunno what yer talking about

>>5003763
Any weapon is throwable if you try hard enough

>>5003764
"Oh sorry, I mean..."ghouls". The tunnels are rumored to be filled with ghouls"

>>5003768
Smash Gustaf for insulting the Mob country of origin, to civilize him

>>5003766
>>5003770
We'll take it
holster it like Guts from Berserk across our back

>>5003770
Screw that, of course I'm taking the twin knives.

>>5003770
>>5003773
Yeah

>>5003770
“N-nothing!”

Ask Urchin-san looks away use some ninja slight of hand to swipe the weird eye sword. It’s looking at me funny, and if my man- uhh, scrolls of wisdoms tells me anything, that’s only a good sign of a long lasting friendship!

>>5003777
>dem trips

It’s the sign of the Goddess of Weebs, our glorious Waifu has blessed my actions on this day! I must be doing something right!

As* Urchin-san looks away…

>>5003771
>>5003772
>>5003768
>>5003777
>>5003782
Look to them like you're staring into the void of the abyss, about to face the doom that occurs.

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>>5003777
>>5003782
"I don't get what you're saying. But those foreign words kinda makes me wanna punch you, strange knight"

>>5003771
>>5003772
As Abel is feeling pretty good about getting a BIG SWORD, Cain attempts to smack Gustaf on the head for insulting the cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Mob and Scythe roll 1d50 against each other

+7 Power for Scythe
+4 for Mob

>>5003773
>>5003774
>>5003784
Upside: You got a pair of daggers. Surely would come in hand in case your rapier fails you somehow. But you're a master fencer! What are the chances of that ever happening?

Downside: whatever the fuck the rest of the party is doing

Rolled 45 (1d50)

>>5003786
You have crossed the line

Rolled 38 (1d50)

>>5003786
I'm rolling for my bro cause I can
also let's get this show on the road

Rolled 43 + 7 (1d50 + 7)

>>5003786
No time for this now, brother! We must away into the sewers!

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>>5003789
>>5003787
Gustaf dramatically raises his fist up and turns around to once again rally the team to head onwards!

Coincidentally this made him smack Cain in the face

>>5003792
I was just gonna help him out with this back scratcher I found
But yeah lets to go the tunnelz

>>5003792
Let's get moving to the sewers bros!

>>5003786
OP, am are you just fucking with me on the sword?

>>5003786
>>5003792
Please forgive weeb knight, exposure to Jap-EASTERN KINGDOM books has given him a terminal case of speaking like a weeb and being a simp. Please keep him away from women if you value your sanity.

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>>5003797

>>5003798
Twinkle-chaaaaan! You know you’re the only knight of my heart!

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>>5003799
;_;

>>5003800
GUSTAV, WEEB KNIGHT'S TAKING THE FRONT WITH YOU

>>5003800
>Imagine destroying weeb knight over and over in order to quell the rage

>>5003803
VERY WELL, TOGETHER WE SHALL CLEAR THE PATH TOWARDS OUR GOAL. NOTHING SHALL STAND BEFORE US!

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>>5003803
>>5003805

>>5003786
Grab eye sword, eat chicken, leave. Weeb Knight is now silently brooding.

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"Alright. Now if you're all ready to go. Follow the urchin girl. She'll lead you to the tunnels"

>>5003815
Thanks bro, give him a fist bump

>>5003815
This >>5003813, but give child a chicken leg, she must starving.

>>5003815
>Hold the urchin girl's hand
>Please lead the way, lady urchin.

Follow Urchin Girle

>>5003815
Now Loading: The Sewers

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>>5003816

>>5003820
Again. I must ask. What eye sword? What are you talking about Weeb knight? Perhaps you're hallucinating

>>5003823
>>5003824
>>5003827
In any case. THe knights leave the safehouse and follows the Urchin girl towards the tunnels.

Oh and Orkuzashi gave her a chicken leg. Very important plot point. Please remember this for later during the endgame

>>5003829
[NOW LOADING]

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>>5003829

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>>5003833

>>5003837
I see something weird between the L and the S in tunnels, ENHANCE

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>>5003838
What are you even talking about my guy

>>5003837
Secret Tunnel or Tunnel (S)?

>>5003840
You can't fool me, ENHANCE

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>>5003843
YOu'e imagining things

>>5003845
MMMMMMH, yeah, I believe you, must be my imag-ENHANCE

>>5003845
Load this shit already, we got an SSD

>>5003848
What does our Super Solid Defense have to do with this?

Bye to everyone, remember to ENHANCE in my place, and to eat potatos, they are tasty

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>>5003847

>>5003854
get outta here todd howard

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>>5003855

>>5003854
>>5003856
Get out Todd

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You have reached the tunnels.

But the dark spirit of Todd will never truly leave

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5003863
This is weirdly detailed, I guess we got an upgrade in budget.
The Mob Knights light a torch to banish the spirit of Todd

>>5003863
Mob knight hype song and dance to prepare for the challenges ahead

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Wait hol up. Save your current actions for later. OP gotta stop the session here. My communist overlords are calling. Will continue later....whenever that is

updates be ehre: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>5003863
>>5003863
Channel Holy Light out of the Scythe to light the way, like how it is done in the greatest movie trilogy of all time.

https://youtu.be/BpUc5q3-EvI?t=29

>>5003863
Weeb knight was born in the shadows. Weeb knight goes forward, as the darkness embraces him.

We successfuly achieved nothing

>>5003879
Congratulations. Everyone gets a gold star

>>5003879
At least we got weapons

why dont you join the party and BECOMe the communist overlord

>>5004057
I do not want to be forced by a State Mandate to play Skyrim daily.

>>5004060
Its a literal win win scenario....

>>5003872
Your mandated gaming time is over OP

OP was executed for not including a communist knight in the selection screen last thread. Comrade Putin and Chairman Xi disapproves.

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>>5004156
>>5004156
>>5004176
Damn

>>5004181
Raise op from the ashes

>>5004181
Cast 'Raise Dead' on OP's grave so he xan get back to working on the quest.

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>>5004183
>>5004185

>>5004187
The Knights begin their valiant journey through the Forgotten Tunnels, Gustaf leading the way as he channels Divine Light through his Scythe.

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>>5004193
SHiny

>>5004204
Ah, with the darkness vanquished we shall make good time navigating these treacherous tunnels. Onward, Brothers! We must escape this foul labyrinth before we awaken ancient evils that may yet slumber here...

I feel like we're missing one or two knights right now. It could just be my imagination though.

Damn! Is it time yet? HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5004204
Use shine pingah!

I'm awake, I'm here, where women?

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>>5004211
>>5004212
>>5004216
Suddenly one of the Mob Knights loudly yelled HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. For some reason that we will never know.

While the weeb said something about his pingas or something. Sounds phallic

>>5004223
Look around for tunnel goblins

>>5004222
Look at your hand

>>5004223
Brother Cain, your enthusiasm is to be commended but it needs to be said that there are times when it must be contained, for the safety of us all. Now let us make haste, ubdoubtedly your proclamation has brought unwanted attention.

Drag Cain away from his Goblin search with the strictness of a disappointed parent forcing their children to leave the McDonalds ballpit.

>>5004223
This should be easy. I'll use my superior speed to solve this puzzle before those idiots ever get the chance to.

>Disregard map
>Go north
>Go north
>Go south
>Go south
>Go west
>Go east
>Go west
>Go east
>Go A
>Go B
>Go Start

Assume floating pose

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>>5004246
Twinkle runs straight ahead!

And smacks into a wall

>>5004252
Follow Twinkles directions too, we might get through that wall

Get a sense of DIRECTION I have no idea what is even happening anymore maan

>>5004252
An aura if immense disappointment emenates from Gustaf as he observes his fellow knights in their folly.

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>>5004256
And so Orkuzashi follows Twinkle's genius plan of running straight into a wall. With Twinkle in the way

>>5004260
Poor Cain. His unchecked Alcoholism is catching up to him

>>5004262
What a shame

>>5004274
ACCIDENTALLY GROPE LILLY

>>5004274
Scrape our fellow Knights off the wall, then proceed to follow the right path. Some progress will be made, even if it kills me.

I no longer want to drink I want to be happy

>>5004274
>>5004276

No!!! We can only grope 2D waifu!!!

>>5004284
But she is 2d waifu

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>>5004277
>>5004276
Gustaf separates the 2 knights before Orkuzashi can """""""""""""""""""""accidentally""""""""""""""""""""""""" grope Twinkle. Who currently is apparently in a coma

>>5004281
Meanwhile, Cain has an existential crisis

>>5004287
WEEP

>>5004287
OH GUSTAF SAN SAMA GENJI
I WAS JUST TRYING TO FEEL FOR SECRET SWITCHES!?

>>5004287
Every time I try to do something, it fails. Sometimes no matter how hard I try to go and do *something* it cannot even begin. I just feel so powerless. Its like fighting an uphill battle, forever, with no stop. Can I really be a part of the mob?

>>5004281
>>5004292
>>5004287
In the arms of the Godess you may find Solace, Brother. For now, take these pamphlets. They may help you steel yourself and set you on the path to become the person you want to be.

>>5004293
Give me a pamphlet with eastern illustrations

>>5004297
No.

Crap yeah I blacked out for a while.
Nothing happened ... so I guess I'll check the map we got from the backroom.

>>5004298
Yes.

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As Cain has a bout of depression. Possibly alcohol-induced, Gustaf decided it's the perfect time to raise party morale. Via preaching. Orkuzashi is flabbergasted as the pamphlet has no risque depictions of scantily clad prepubescent girls like his eastern scrolls. Having peeled herself off from the wall, Twinkle decides to check the map.
Anyway, who wants to roll for encounters

ROLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5004310
No, you aren't.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5004309
Aww shieeet. Here we go again

Rolled 46 (1d50)

>>5004309
I miss the scrolls at home
>>5004310
ok

we are not supposed to roll yet idiots

>>5004317
you're not supposed to be drinking at job

>>5004319
You're not supposed to eat raw fish

>>5004317
Cleansing the die before a roll is an important ritual, Brother. It's in the pamphlet.

>>5004321
it's called sashimi, you uncultured swine!

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People who rolled before I told them to are now legally obliged to donate to my paypal.

Anyway Roll 2d100. First number decides who gets picked. Second number is what the encounter is:

80-100: Oh hey tunnel goblins. They do exist.
50-79: Ghouls
30-49: Ghosts
2-29: Enemy Knight!
1: Super Death Murderlord Supreme Killer Man

Rolled 82, 38 = 120 (2d100)

>>5004327
Uh oh.

Rolled 25, 4 = 29 (2d100)

>>5004327
THE GRIND LIVES ON

Rolled 17, 22 = 39 (2d100)

>>5004327
My life savings.

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>>5004330
ZOINKS! GHOSTS!

>>5004343
Try to swat them

>>5004343
Prepare to banish evil spirits.

>>5004343
I'm sure that clasping hands together and praying the Rosary will solve this.

>>5004343
Whip out a scroll and support Gustaf with japanese incantation

Read random paragraphs from the obligatory religious sermons from knight school

>>5004361
That should help, I guess

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Everyone started their own brand of prayer!

This has empowered Cain's swatting hand, allowed for one massive, ghost-slaying slap!

>>5004378
BEHOLD! THE SECRET MOB TECHNIQUE!
RICHIYUO KIYU KIROU - THE POWER SLAP
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5004383
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5004383
WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wait a minute... Ork-uzashi... you a greenskin under that armor? A weeaboo-greenskin?

>>5004383
Go with the blessing of the Godess, Brother Cain! Smite these Banshees with thy Holy Pimp-hand!

>>5004383
Leave Mob Knight Cain to exorcise them with Jesus or somesuch, Mary is much cuter.

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Rolled 39 (1d50)

>>5004383
ROLL 1d50

+30 BOnus

Rolled 4 (1d50)

>>5004408
THE GRIND BEGINS ANEW
SHINEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5004410
Ohohoho.

>>5004410
DON'T SURRENDER BRO, JUST SLAP THEM AGAIN, LIKE MOMMA DID IT

>>5004410
I actually can't believe you've done this.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHAHAHAHAHAH

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My man actually rolled a 4 on a >9 out of d50

I AM A SLAVE TO THE DRINK, MY LACK OF CONTROL AND MY OWN PATHETIC WEAKNESS
LIFE IS ONE STEP FORWARD AND TEN STUMBLES BACKWARDS AT A TIME
THERE IS NO LIGHT IN THE TUNNEL. THERE IS ONLY SUFFERING, THE GRIND AND THE BOOZE

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BEFORE CAIN'S HOLY SLAP CAN LAND, THE GHOSTS COALESCED INTO A STRONGER FORM TO RESIST THE DIVINE SWATTING

the Boss Ghost

>>5004419
Scene transition to the Turn-Based RPG combat screen.

>>5004417
BRO, THE BOOZE DOESN'T CONTROL YOU MY COMPADRE, YOU DRINK IT, ENJOY IT, AND CONTROL IT, SO DON'T STOP DRINKING, BECAUSE YOU DOMINATE THE BOOZE

I'LL DRINK WITH YOU BRO

>>5004419
do a jojo pose as I unsheathe the blade

I'm gonna sob on the floor now
you guys just gonna watch or DO SOMETHING

>>5004433
Have a good sobbing.

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>>5004422

>>5004433
Take it if you need it bro

>>5004456
Hey, you look familiar, you look... thievish?

>>5004433
WHY YOU JOBBING ON ROLLS BRO
>>5004456
Aw shit, this guy's gonna be tough to beat.

>>5004456
Charge the Scythe with Holy Energies to Smite the Ghost Boss with.

>>5004456
I summon my stand

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>>5004457
Buy the Boss DLC to get access to an even wider variety of bosses! Such as Boss Wizard! Boss Knight! Boss Abomination! And even, Boss Farmer!

>>5004469
Damn, OP's run out of creativity for these enemies
Just saying

>>5004469
Didn't that one came included with skyrim?

has anyone archived the last tread

>>5004469
what about boss vampire
or wait boss dragon witch

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>>5004470
PRE-ORDER NOW TO GET BOSS ANON

>>5004477
This definitely sounds like a scheme by Todd Howard to get us to buy Skyrim DLC

>>5004419
>>5004456
Wait I actually remember this one. Its like the Legion or something which the Nun talked about!

>>5004471
Buy it again and you get to re-purchase Skyrim! For free!

>>5004472
Yes, I have it in my basement

>>5004475
Buy Skyrim: Special Edition Remastered Legendary Deluxe Arcade Edition for that pack

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Anyway. Everyone buy Skyrim! Quick! It's the only way to beat this boss! Trust me

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>>5004484

>>5004484
Quickly strike the Druid in the background, we can't let him run off this time!

>>5004485
nigga, go help Scythe Knight he needs a dude
>>5004484
The Mob Knights prepare a swatting with the BOTH of them this time cause we're not gonna be able to hit the ghost with conventional weapons.

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>>5004485
For your devotion to our one true god Todd. I can let the Mob Knight to attempt the Holy Slap again, since technically it never made contact so the divine slapping energy has not been spent.

All in favor say aye.

>>5004488
There are no druids. What are you talking about

>>5004491
AYE

>>5004491
It can't be worse than the last roll made. Aye.

>>5004491
Aye.

>>5004491

The anon properly mean the spirit of goblin druid from past quest threads.

>>5004490
Ok
TRANSFORMATION OF THIS ID, FROM
Temporal helper of Mob Knight Abel and Cain
TO
Temporal helper of Scythe Knight

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Rolled 28 (1d50)

Mob Knight roll 1d50. Highest result gets picked

+30 Bonus
+10 Defense for Boss Ghost

sure the Mob can't fuck this one up.

Again

Rolled 46 (1d50)

>>5004502
URAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>5004502
>Dice is 2% easier
This is your big chance Mob.

>>5004503
YOU DID IT
I am proud of you, finally doing something useful

also the hell is the will stat even used for?

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>>5004503
With a mighty slap that echoed through the tunnels, The ghosts are banished!

>>5004513
THAT'S HOW WE FUCKING DO IT
MOB KNIGHTS BABY

>>5004508
Defense against other people's specials.

>>5004513
Give Abel a thumbs up

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>>5004518

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With that encounter done, the knights are able to traverse further into the tunnels, towards their destination of the upper tier of Tower City

>>5004528
Scavenge

Wait, now that I think about it, is there loot from the totally not thieve ghost?

>>5004532
Ethereal Being do not drop loot, only EXP.

>>5004534
That may be true, but there exist many ghost that become ethereal thanks to many reasons, from feelings, people or objects of some kind

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As now OP needs to go to sleep. Who wants to roll for loot

>>5004538
I wish to get loot, it may be useful for our quest

>>5004538
We shall all roll for the big loot and experience gain.

>>5004538
I'll roll

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Everyone roll 3d30. Highest total will be picked.

First roll is how much gold you find:

1-5: No gold
6-30: You find the same amount of gold as the roll

Second roll is exp:

1-20: Not enough exp to level up
21-30: 1 level up yay

Third roll is equipment loot:
1-4: No items are found
5-20: a ring with a faint magic power
21-30: Magical amulet

Let's leave it up in the air whether the loot fell out of the ghost or are just what you could scrounge up from the unfortunate corpses of the ghosts' past victims

Rolled 26, 3, 13 = 42 (3d30)

>>5004547
URAAAAAAAAH

>>5004547
With luck, there will be something decent

Rolled 3, 5, 14 = 22 (3d30)

>>5004538
Balling.

Rolled 8, 9, 10 = 27 (3d30)

>>5004547
Experience gain baby

Rolled 17, 19, 24 = 60 (3d30)

>>5004549
Oops, forgot the dice

>>5004548
We got the bling now

Rolled 11, 15, 9 = 35 (3d30)

>>5004547

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>>5004552
And so, looting the chamber of the ghosts, the knights found about 17 gold coins. And a mysterious amulet with a gem giving off a soft glow. ooooooh

What does it do?....Well I'll probably think up something when I wake up. Toodles.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

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>>5004559
...
GOD
DAMNIT
TODD
NO

GET OUT AND STAY OUT UNTIL YOU'VE GOT ELDER SCROLLS VI OR A NON-ONLINE FALLOUT GAME

AND YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE WITH HIM, SAM HOUSER, UNTIL YOU BRING ME ANYTHING THAT ISN'T GTA 5 REHASHED AGAIN, AND GOD HELP ME IF YOU'RE MAKING GTA ONLINE 2 WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT, YOU PRICK

HOLY FUCK

>>5004559
Where's that OP at

>>5004925
Depressed, because you didn't pay his rent though paypal as always Abel

>>5004926
No one will pay unless he goes the NSFW artist route

op is deadp

>>5008532
Bread is stale and OP is dead, very sadness.

OP is currently being held by communist overlords. pls hold until bread

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>>5008700
oh no

>>5008732
>communist waifu vampire
HnjnngG!

>>5008732
shotasniffer off-panel preparing her boots

>>5008732
Is China Communist's hat supposed to be some kinda dragon wearing an ushanka superrimposed over a witch hat?

>>5010334
it's a communist dragon witch the best kind of witch

OP is still in the gulag

I wonder if we will ever get tired of communist jokes. Is it really that bad in Vietnam?
>op literally stuck in the work camp
>he is not getting out ever

OP has just fallen into the pit from the first session and he's too fat to climb out on his own.

>>5011402
ey no spoilers

>>5011404
where that OP at

i cant believe op is fucking dead..........

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No bread, but here is a burger instead. Straight from Luke's Grill.

>>5012261
dude nice
I actually named Luke did you know? i used to be on the top of the world back in the day

>>5012264
entire thread is just an advertisement for Luke's Sausage Party Grill
Vegans not welcome

OP passed out last night.

Much apologies

>>5012698
What about tonight

>>5012750
Hopefully able

>>5012754
So now

Still stuck in pit. Thread in 12 hours.

For really reals

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>>5013048
>For really reals

>>5013048
where you at OP

>>5013475
Where have you been young man! YOUR MOTHER HAS BEEN SO WORRIED

>>5013475
get back to the quest thing, OP

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>>5013478

>>5013482
hey get out here now

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Alright gang. What's the scoop. Whassahappening