OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the glorious glory for their glorious kingdom and therefore glorifying their glorious exploits.Each knight needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit.Just name yourself Knight 1 or Knight 2 or Knight 3 or Knight 4 to identify which team you're going with.Need at least 1 player for each dudeSo we can move on to picking classes and actual team naming.Previous threads:http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2Ahttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4983711>4 knightsuh oh
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4983711Call red knight
>>4983711I shall be Knight 4 for no particular reason. Disaster awaits us!
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4983715>>4983711I mean Knight 2 red knight
Wonderful. Imma just count >>4983715 as Knight 3 Here be the class list
>>4983721where's the mystery box option
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4983721KARATE KNIGHT
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4983721the box
>>4983722There's no such thing as a mystery box option
>>4983725under white knight's foot
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4983725Lies give us the mystery box
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4983725
>>4983721>no halberd knightWe truly live in a society. Guess I'll go for the Scythe Knight then.
>>4983726There's nothing under his foot, I checked
>>4983730its under tall knight's foot now
>>4983730Why would tall knight need a myster box foot stool he's tall already
>>4983731Unlocking the mysterious mystery box has caused a big fat load of nothing to appear
>>4983733Well, damn I thought there was gonna be something
>>4983733Turn up Opacity!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4983733is there
Fine, you forced my hand. I will reveal its secrets
>>4983738OH NO IT'S TODD KNIGHT
>>4983738TODD GET OUTTA HEREwe're not buying your game or DLC
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4983738Bombard Knight destroys Skyrim and launches himself out of the Character Selection Screen
>>4983738HOWAAAARRRRDDDDAnd how come there is no Sentai Knight? Or Spider-Knight, or Batface Knight?
>>4983742disney and warner will have our heads
>>4983743Let them come we are KNIGHTS HUZZAAHHHH
>>4983741How dare you blow up Goty 2011
>>4983745Fuck... well Red Knight takes Weeb Knight. Maybe I can turn it into a Sentai Knight
>>4983745Alright, I'm gonna pick Mob Knight.
>>4983747NOte that from this point onwards,Put any variation of the Knight's class name into your name so I can know which one you're controlling.E.g: Putting Weeb in your name if you're Weeb Knight
>>4983745I'll still stick to Scythe Knight, even if both of OP's Barely Disguised Fetishes are very tempting.
Also, Lilly Knight looks like the best all rounder
>>4983749guess I'll go with Lilly Knight then
Are you all sure with your choices? Gave it some thought? Contemplated the pros and cons?
>>4983757pretty confident, let's goooooo
>>4983756HA WHAT HOT SEXY FAG
>>4983757>>4983761DON'T JUDGE ME AT LEAST I DON'T USE A KATANA
>>4983757We ain't gonna make any headway by playing it smart. Lets go and get shit done, full melee team!
>>4983757I'm sure just make sure my knight has an ork helm
>>4983763Surely OP will not populate the entire quest with exclusively ranged enemies
>>4983762>I DON'T USE A KATANAHow else do you weeb?
>>4983765Worst case scenario we can just lob the Lily Knight at the enemy, that twink is light as a feather.
>>4983765we could just close the distance>>4983768like that
.tfw just realized bombard knight is doomslayer
>>4983770I hope you're all happy with your choices.Now spend 50 years thinking of your character's names.
>>4983774Abel and Cain
Clearly names only the greatest minds of this generation can think ofConfirm Y/N
>>4983775Don't break my heart, Mob Knight. Oh no.
>>4983784YEAH LET'S FUCKING GO>>4983786no promises
>>4983784o actually Put Twinkle and then confirm
>>4983784Time for the greatest adventure of our time
Huzzah! Time to load new game
>>4983796Looking forward to it, OP
>>4983796No loading game? What were the developers thinking!.
beep boop loaded in
>>4983804click both options
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4983804Launch the Pirated Version instead to get around this screen.
>>4983808I see you have managed to solve an incredibly difficult puzzle
Alright.SoTwinkle, a highborn noble, currently enrolled in The Pure Lilly Covent School for Proper Ladies. Incredibly high class. incredibly smug. Today is the day of your final exam. Pass this and you will officially graduateOrkuzashi. Or at least that's what you call yourself after a trip to the eastern lands. Your king has found you loitering around the castle and reading from those dang ol' eastern scrolls againGustaf Oppenheimer. You are a part of a secretive ancient monastic order. The Grandmaster has called upon you, ostensibly for a great missionAbel and CAin.....you're drinking in the tavern, you slackers
>>4983819I'LL DRINK TO THATCHEERS
>>4983819The smugness is through the roof
>>4983819M'Lord! You see I can learn various techniques to slay foes! See this! It says if I spin my blade in a drill like motion and scream GIGA DORILLU! I can pierce through anything!
>>4983819The enemies of our order will fall to my scythe. Send me forth to do the Lord's bidding, Grandmaster!
>>4983823As you (smugly) head to the Head Knight Office to receive your final assignment, you spot some of the other Lilly Knights-in-training mumbling something at your direction. >>4983828"Fr---I mean, Orkuzashi, you do know you're spending way too much time reading these eastern scrolls right? And what the hell did you do to your armor?">>4983829"Good, good, Brother Gustaf. We do have need of your scythe. There is something that you must do that is of the utmost importance to our cause">>4983822"ABEL!" "CAIN!" You suddenly hear somebody call for your names amidst your drunken revelry
>>4983841Aw shit, it's our mom.
Damn this shit’s good. Shame I couldn’t join but it’s going to be nice to watch
>>4983847nigger what are you talking about, just assign yourself to a team by putting "____ Knight"there can be more than one voice in a head
>>4983841Clearly they're just jealous of my skills, pretend to ignore them but listen in anyway
>>4983849Yes.PSA: There can be multiple dudes controlling a Knight. You just have to sort among your team on what to do next.
>>4983841I am ready to serve the Order.
>>4983851Or wait until a new slot opens up
>>4983854Or give OP money. That would take you places
>>4983841>"Fr---I mean, Orkuzashi, you do know you're spending way too much time reading these eastern scrolls right? And what the hell did you do to your armor?"HEH, so notice King-sama-dono-senpai, this armor was made from the skin of demons and spirits of fallen warriors and pop idols. It is my destiny and my curse to wear this armor! I'm sure my love intrest will understand as well for my personal code or BOH-SHEE-DOE will be my guide. These scrolls have taught me that much M'Lord-sama-dono-senpai that I simply can't go back to my previous way of life for it is inferior to my new BOH-SHEE-DOE Lifestyle.
>>4983845oh shit it's your boss, brute knight!"YOU TWO! WHY DO I CATCH YOU IN THE TAVERN AGAIN? YOU WERE ON HOLY GRAIL GUARD DUTY!"
>>4983860GENUFLECT WITH DRINKS IN HAND
>>4983849Oh fuck yeah team Scythe let’s go
>>4983860Boss, its a crazy story you wont believe it
>>4983863I hope you're better at dialouge than I am.
>>4983853"Then tell me, Gustaf. What do you know of...The Holy Grail?"
>>4983857Your king stares at you like a disappointed father with an intensity akin to a man trying to make your head explode with only his mind
>>4983869Look you just don't understand this new high art form ok da- imean M'lord-Kami-Sama-Bento-Chan-San!
>>4983850"do you think she can handle the graduation quest? It's so much harder than last year's!""of course! if anyone can it's our school's ace! not to mention the prettiest!""I'm more of a K-Knight fan personally"
>>4983866It was the vessel that our Holy Lord and Savior Belle Delphine, blessed be her name, used to scoop out the Holy Bathwater with to serve her devoted followers with during the Long Night of Thrist. It has been closely guarded by another trustworthy order ever since the rampaging apostates of Twittaria ravaged the Holy Land centuries ago. Has something happened to this Great Relic, Grandmaster?
>>4983872Well, at least, they're not talking behind you-wait, K-Knight? THAT PRETENDER?
>>4983866Of course I know of this relic grandmaster! Any acolyte who has read the fifteen chronicles of the eastern maidens knows the story. How is such a relic related to my assignment?
>>4983873>>4983875"Brother Gustaf. We have reasons to believe that this holy artifact has been....STOLEN! Those incompetent fools that were supposed to be guarding it has failed!">>4983870"Nevermind that for now. I have a quest for you, honorable knight of our most glorious kingdom"
>>4983861>>4983864"I DONT CAAAARE!! NOW THE HOLY GRAIL IS MISSING, AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT BEFORE THE BOSS COMES, WE'RE ALL TOAST!"
>>4983879Well shitttttttttI guess we gotta go on a quest, Cain>>4983864YOU ARE NOW CAIN
>>4983878[Silent Holy Anger Intensifies]
>>4983879We'll get it back before noon boss! Promise
>>4983878A Quest!? But... I can't I have umm... more studying to do with these scrolls! <grab scrolls while holding a burlapsack with a picture of Amazon knight>REEEEEEEEE
>>4983881"As our most trusted agent. Brother Gustaf. I hereby task you with retrieving the Holy Grail. You are to take your leave immediately and find our most holy of artifacts and bring it back to our temple">>4983885"...Do the quest or I'm cancelling all trade with the far east and burning all your scrolls"
>>4983874K-Knight! that knight from distant lands that makes all the ladyknights swoon! You'll never forgive him!You've been convoked by the headsister."Dear, will you be an angel and find the holy grail before that grandmaster old fart's minions? That will be your graduation exam sweetie"
>>4983889>Do the quest or I'm cancelling all trade with the far east and burning all your scrolls"Muh-Lord-sama-discount-dama-senpiaWhat is the quest and it will be done.
>>4983890Of course your grace, but which "grandmaster old fart" are we talking about this time?
>>4983889I will depart posthaste, Grandmaster. We can not allow the holiest of relics to fall into the hands of the unworthy. Pray to the Godess for my success, and that she may have mercy on those who would stand in my path. For I will have none.
>>4983889Am I allowed the use of lethal force, grandmaster? Beyond executing the perpetrators of the crime, of course
>>4983880>>4983884"GREAT! I expect absolutely NOTHING out of you two. NOW MOVE!">>4983895"You know the uh... the one that makes a face like this:"
>>4983903"Well come on, Cain that holy grail's important or some such"take a BIG drink for confidence
>>4983903Oh, THOSE larpers
>>4983896>>4983901"Good attitude you have, brother Gustaf. But it pains me to say this. No doubt the incompetent fools will send their own knights to retrieve the grail. So I want you to play nice.....At least until the grail is in your possession. Then take it back by any means necessary">>4983893"Very well. The neighboring kingdom just lost one of their holy artifacts. Their apparent holy grail. I want you to head over there, find out where it went and get it for ourselves"
>>4983908Oh the Eastern Kingdoms!? I'll go that way posthaste!
>>4983908Very well, Grandmaster. I will see it done.
>>4983911"Not that Far East one you're thinking of. The one right next to us. Let's make it clear"
looks like my bro got busyI'm taking over again
>>4983903Lets head out, we can drink while we work
>>4983904Brute knight leaves. "FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE BUFFOONS">>4983905"Yes dearie. Our girl scouts reported sighting their scouts looking for the grail around Tower City. This might be a good place to start, don't you think?"
>>4983925LET'S DO SOME SCOUTING FOR THE GRAILBOOYAH
>>4983925Ask around if anyone seen any of them grails!!
>>4983925That would be a good place to start. Those fools are so incompetent that they can't even scout right or hide the fact that they're basically farmers who take every single job they do like it's some sort of grand quest!
>>4983917"Per our reports, the Grail's trail went cold at Tower City. Leave immediately. You have my blessing">>4983922"Good. Now head over there and find the place they call Tower City. Our informants say that you may find a lead there. Shouldn't be hard to miss. As it's a city. That's also a tower"
>>4983932oh manhere's why the storylines converge
>>4983932HIA! <SMOKE BOMB SELF TO THE NEXT KINGDOM>
And so the Knights traveled TO TOWERRR CITTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>4983927>>4983928You step outside of the tavern and ask the first random shmuck you find if they've seen any grail."Hmm nah, I've seen a shady looking person about an hour ago running through the streets with a big grail-like object in hands and get into the next coach for Tower City, but that's about it. Sorry I can't help more">>4983930you share a good OHOOOOHOHOHO with your elder, before you set off to Tower City.
>>4983955OFF TO TOWER CITY!!!
Side Note:Remember to drink your prayers, say your vitamins and teeth your brush, anons
>>4983955>>4983957We ride to Tower City on our horses.
>>4983917Ready to murder heretics?
>>4983961Gustaf arrives at Tower City on his mighty War Steed.
>>4983955Inquire any fair ladies on the HOLY GRAIL along the way, making sure to hold their hands.
and call your mom every once in a while!
>>4983969AND SO. The knights arrive at the Western Gate.Each one atop their own mighty steed, I'm sure.Remember to play nice, kids
cain an able are great
>>4983974"Hey who are you fuckers?"Feed our horse some beer too
>>4983976This but our horse is a donkey and we have only 1
>>4983974Narrow eyes and present my self in kabuki form
>>4983974Huff in disdain.
>>4983966of course, you asked a lot of questions to many a fair maiden on your journeys.
>>4983974Recognize Cain/Able as being part of the Order that was supposed to guard the Grail. Inquire on how they manged to lose this most holy of relics. Inquire very fiercly.
Wait do we know that Twinkle’s order exists? I mean they seem pretty well established and apparently they’re our rivals
Jesus, how many knights are here?
>>4983996technically five since the mob knights count as two
>>4983976>>4983978After "politely" asking the other knights who they are, one of them starts moving very aggressively towards Cain and Abel! He seems friendly.>>4983986>>4983994You recognize one of the present knights as one from The Pure Lilly Covent School for Proper Ladies! A rival order to your own! But that's not important right now! As you see the two fuckers from the order that's supposed to protect the grail!>>4983979You stomp your feet and yell out your name. Surely this will win you over with the locals>>4983981Seeing present company. You have no choice but to huff. Disdainfully.
>>4983999ayyyyy that grail lost itself hooded dude, we ain't had nothing to do with it
>>4983999Strike up the signature mob knight pose together and say "dunno man it vanished
>>4983999Wow, who's that nerd
>>4983999Tis an honor
>>4983999>>4984001>>4984002Then you shalt repent for your slacking and restore the Honor of your Order by aiding me in the re-acquisition of the Holy Grail. Onwards, steadfast knights!Gustaf then picks up both Cain and Able and storms into the city, ignoring the other two dorks with Holy Fervor.
I be back in 20 mins
>>4984001First chance I get I will castrate you and make sure you life through the experience
>>4984015>>4984007<while poorly playing the fuke flute, throw cherry blossoms I the air and act mysterious> heh, with my blade we can't fail
>>4984001>>4984002>>4984007as the mob knights explain it's no big deal, the scythe knight angrily grabs them and enters the underground part of the city.>>4984004You greet the lady knight in a most honorable way.>>4984003wow what a nerd
>>4984021Sick dude we managed to hitch a ride
>>4984021Drink some beer and offer it to the Scythe Knight so he can chill out lmao
>>4984021Well he doesn't seem like those larpers the headsister talked about...looks like he's trying to hard to be those Far East knights you heard about though.
>>4984021<surely this will impress lady knight chan>
>no one picked Amazon so we can't be punch knight Smhtbhfam>>4984021Naruto run to catch up to the others
>>4984029Forgot the name dammit
>>4984021>>4984024There shall be time for Celebration come the success of our mission, but not before. Keep your eyes peeled brothers, for our foes may lurk around every corner.
>>4984022>>4984024>>4984031CAin and Abel tries to get Gustaf to chill out. But he is a man on a mission. So he keeps his focus. Gotta keep your eye on the ball. Gotta get your head in the game!>>4984029>>4984028>>4984026As Twinkle was sizing up the weeb, he turns around and naruto runs into the city after the 3 other weirdos
>>4984034Daintly follow him
>>4984034put on our serious faces I guess
>>4984034<try to climb roof to ninja jump only to fail, and then naruto run somemore.>
>>4984034>>4984037Wait what’s that noise- was that a cart breaking or is my utter dedication to the mission making me imagine things?
>>4984034Aggressively pester passersby about any mysterious cloaked strangers (aside from ourselves) or holy artifacts they've seen recently.
>>4984040>>4984036You aggressively ask a random passerby if he's seen shady individuals around."y-you see th-the underground is h-home to m-many sh-shady individuals they-they're literally everywh-everywhere please stop shaking me">>4984039>>4984037>>4984035the last two followed in their own ways
>>4984048Start offering beer to the shady/homeless people in exchange for info about the grail; the Scythe Knight's way of doing stuff is way too rough
>>4984048Yell "ANYONE SEE A GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL"
>>4984048Start smashing pots looking for the cup
>>4984048Watch the other knights try to get information
>>4984048Reflect upon the ancient holy lore I am surely privy to- who would know of such a holy relic, and who of those would have the gall to steal it?
>>4983997Oh, I got confused by the many trips
>>4984056>>4984048Of course! The Apostate Heretics of Twittaria must be operating within the underground of Tower City! They seek to defile the relic! We have no time to waste, inquire with the now boozed up civilians about who controls this territory of the underground and how we can reach their headquarters.
Rolled 31, 92 = 123 (2d100)>>4984050>>4984052Clearly this needs a more gentle approach.Roll 1d100 against my first roll>>4984056Roll 1d100 against my second roll to remember possible suspects>>4984053The locals may or may not take issue>>4984054You observe the other's expert interrogation techn iques
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4984074HERE HAVE A BEER
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4984074>lore check of 92I see you're still rigging those fucking dice, OP
>>4984052ROLL NOW WE GET A CHANCE CAUSE WE GET COUNTED AS ONE KNIGHT
>>4984074Inquire the nearest maiden because it's clearly not going well for the rest of those bozos.
Rolled 39 (1d100)oh shit
>>4984095COULD IT BE?
THE WEEB HAS DIED
>>4984104I blame orks
>>4984104Arrested by the Underworld Mob for his poor tastes in Eastern Scrolls.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4984074May the divines be with me!
>>4984053>>4984104he's still smashing potsanyone can take over for his brain?
>>4984104Sorry I will show locals drawings of the cup with anime babes holding it
>>4984075>>4984095the old man immediately went to sleep after drinking his beer.However, screaming about the grail made a little dude come to you from a back alley. "A grail? I think I saw someone with a big cup talking to the local crime lord. I could get you to him, for a price">>4984081You find a pitiful looking street urchin, and ask her for help finding someone.roll a d100 against me, if I managed to roll it, to convince. Or seduce with a -30 penalty to your roll>>4984078>>4984108You can't remember jack. Which is a shame because it's probably JackWeeb knight was contemplating broken pottery, thinking: "I could make a haiku of this I think"
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4984128you forgot to roll
>>4984128The pot is brokenThere are no grails to be hadThere is snow on fuji
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4984130Hereve, have this
>>4984128Offer the conehead guy some beer and a few coins in exchange for taking us to the crime lord.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4984134aw>>4984133>5-7-6
stop giving away all of our fucking beer you thinkbeer grows on trees?
>>4984136I'm a weeb doesn't mean I actually know japanese poetry
>>4984128Overhear the exchange between Abel and the man from the long nose tribe and help incentivice him with promises of great rewards should his information lead to the recovery of the holy artifact.
>>4984138we got a buttload on our donkey, don't worry
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>4984130>>4984136...OH FUCK THAT URCHIN GIRL HAS A KNIFE! ROLL 1d20 TO DODGE!+10 Speed Bonus>>4984133>>4984135>>4984141"Alright sirs. Just step into this totally safe and non-sketch back alley with me" The coneheaded man says to the knights.Orkuzashi is called a weeb by the locals for fucking up a haiku
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4984152GRAB IT AND DISARM
>>4984128>>4984141Add that this mission’s failure would draw the ire of the divines upon us all and that he’ll be the first to die should he not help us
>>4984152Noone's gonna fuck with Scythe Knight cause he looks badass
>>4984152Smoke bomb and follow fellow knights but in the shadows!
>>4984152Follow the man, he is the only lead we have at the present, but draw the Scythe and be on guard for an ambush. Also try to look cool to inspire the lesser knights, they clearly need a proper role model.
Rolled 64, 54 = 118 (2d100)>>4984154you easily grab the waist of, and disarm the young lady with your superior speed!"let me go you rich bitch!">>4984155after berating the little gnomish creature, you follow it into the dark alley!>>4984159you blindly follow scythe knight that looks like he knows what he's doing!>>4984163you smoke out the embarassment and follow the other 3!the three of you, make a preparedness check against my first roll, except scythe knight gets +10 for having the scythe out, and mob knight -30 for being mob knightsecond roll is for the type of encounter1-10: nice encounter11-50: muggers51-90: it's a trap!91-100: it's a nemesis!
Rolled 46, 40 = 86 (2d100)>>4984203>-30 for being mob knightbased
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4984203I can not believe this honest man would lead us into such a foul ambush.
>>4984203If you wanted money you only had to ask, not try to rob me.This offer is not valid if you're a man of course.
>>4984211>54 is a pass>roll 53You can't make this shit up.
Rolled 57, 53 = 110 (2d100)>>4984203
cain your group is in trouble if you don't rollnever go down dark alleyways unless you do a check first
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4984212"m-miss knight~"Meanwhile, unrelated to whatever the hell is going on in the first panel. The ground under the alleyway is coming loose! IT'S A PIT TRAP!EVERYONE IN THE ALLEYWAY ROLL 1d100!since nobody succeeded the preparedness check, you all get a -25 malus
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4984248our unluckiness will prove us right
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4984248
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4984248Just roll a 75 or higher, easy for a man as devout as I. Maybe. Hopefully Please dice gods I need this, I don't want to end up like Quattro.
>>4984228HEY FEMKNIGHTJOIN US IN THE ENCOUNTER ALREADY
>>4984248Now quickly, give me the information before->>4984252>>4984253>>4984256WHAT'S THAT SCREAMING
i'ma need a volunteer to step up for mob knight, I stayed up for 20 hours to participate in this
I always knew your ass was weak brother
>>4984270how about you roll to prove me wrong and take over cause I gotta sleep bro
yeah suure I got this
>>4984248Honestly, I thought the other OP drew this at first
Hey I passed out for a moment what’s going o-Oh we’re dying. Cool
>>4984276We have many secrets
>>4984252>>4984253>>4984256>>4984260You hear a terrible rumble and scream as the floor breaks in the back alley, plunging everyone in darkness!"FOOLS! We don't trust your kind in Tower City!"Lilly Knight is alone once again
The biggest secret is how much of a pervert OP actually is. You got no idea
>>4984292Grab around for the light switch, try not to grab anybodys ASS
>>4984292Great, now I have to rescue some dork knights.Interrogate the girl for information while stabbing the man that led them to this trap.Also judge whether you can land safely if you jump in after them.
>>4984292Prepare with a ninja grappling hook that the king said it was a waste of money but boy was he wrong
>>4984301My ass has been blessed by a hundred priests. To touch it is to incur the divines’ wrath
>>4984292Mental Note: Never trust a long nose tribesman again.Summon forth from your piety Holy Light to illuminate the surroundings. If we're not allowed simple magicks, attempt to find a wall and see if there are any holders for torche.
>>4984303Nah we’re fine, keep romancin the girl. Follow your destiny
>>4984327I'm not going to go take the grail by myself without meatsh...companions.
Rolled 14, 4 = 18 (2d20)>>4984301Roll 1d20 against my first roll >>4984306Roll 1d20 against my second roll>>4984310Roll 1d20. You need to get 12. +3 Special Bonus>>4984303Still holding the urchin by the waist, you run into the alley! You find a giant hole in the ground and you hear the dorks down in the pit. The coneheaded man are nowhere to be seen
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4984333here we go
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>4984333
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4984333The Light Guides me!
I'm stopping there for today, see ya gang
>>4984341Draw more vampire waifus or its stopping there forever
>>4984340Are you fucking serious.
>>4984333Luckily, the weeb knight has attached a hook for easy access downwards or climbing up.Though you also hear shout about someone touching manass.Judge how deep is that pit from the hook
>>4984342wait are you that guy saw this post while looking up old threads before this one
>>4984346I dont remember it might be me. YEah its probably me
>>4984343You invoked the name of He Who Rolls Bad in the Cusp of Victory, you have been cursed.
>>4984347someone out there who likes my Helen doodles... you're a cool guy.
>>4984349Truly mine is a painful existence.
>>4984352So is this going to be a Collab OP quest
>>4984359that's the idea, though my schedule is a lot more complicated than when i was a young and naive OP back then
>that time opee drew for skeleton island in early threads>he drew marian as big and manlylmao
Twinkle arrives at the edge of the pit! Just in time for Orkuzashi to throw up his grappling hook!Meanwhile Cain and Abel grabs Gustaf's ass.It was not a good time
>>4984362Then he took advantage of your child like innocents
>>4984368Now climb singing the theme song to evangelion for motivation
>>4984368How deep are they? Maybe me and the urchin thief girl could pull them up if they're shallow enough.
>>4984368Cain and Abel find themselves unconscious (from being hit in the face) as Gustaf attempts to lob them out of the hole.
mob knights try to lit up a candle
As the trapped knights find various ways to make it outta the hole....A GAGGLE OF THUGS APPEAR! Seems they don't appreciate you escaping from the pit!And that's it for this session. See you next time. Whenever that is. Probably when Opee is also available.Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4984386hell yea. I'll make myself available
So, first session in and the mob bros shaping up to be the leading characters. Not bad
>>4984386A disasterous first session in terms of dice rolls. Hopefully it won't set a quest lasting precedent for poor Gustaf.
>>4984392Comic relief is not leading, and now you better get your asses back here or I have to jump in
>>4984393We shall succeed next time!
>>4984393You just need to play everything seriously, like everything is a test of your faith.
>>4984394yeah okay lesbo
I have no idea what is happening in this quest
>>4985023A bunch of anons control 4 (5) knights on a quest. One of the knights has tits and is a faggot.
>>4985023Welcome to the club! Just grab some popcorn and bask in the insanity lad, that's what I'm doing!
>>4985030Or control the knights and be part of the chaos
>>4985031Fine, I'll control Amazon Knight
>>4985030Same, I'm more than fine looking at everyone doing their thing. It's pretty cool, keep doing what you're doing fellas
is it dead
>>4986685GOnna resume in a few daysIRL stuff is a drag
OH NOI'M LATE
Rolled 54 (1d100)Attempting to roll for an Antagonist to reveal themselves, the Germanic Herr Ring the Red.
>It was better when it was really bad
What are the chances that the holy grail is actually evil
>>4989024Low but never zero
>>4988853this but ironically
>>4989238this but metaphorically
>>4989062Are the chances of a update today less than zero
>>4989311Hey nigger. It appears that you are new here, oops! I will tell you about these threads.The OP does not make singular updates, he runs sessions entire hours at a time with many updates. You can find out when by looking at his twitter
>twitterand who's the nigger in here?
>>4989315Yeah it's just zero
>>4989756Climb up the grappling hook and JOIN THE FIGHT
>>4989756Gustaf is done with this hole and uses his Scythe as an Ice Axe to climb out
>>4989763based you're here
>>4989756Lily attempts to bait these gaggle of thugs into the hole.Not the original Lilly, just stepping in in case Lilly anon isn't here.
>no weeb knight
>>4989772Weebs drop the ball again baka
>>4989772https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Tree_Climbing_PracticeJust have him Naruto run up the wall.
>>4989784extend hand in cordial greeting for the salvation of the nation
>>4989784THE MOB KNIGHT BROS THROW WEEB KNIGHT AT THE CREATURE
>>4989784Recite the Litanies to boost combat ability for the coming battle
>>4989784>>4989756Climb you fools
>>4989794This is me that is me I said things
>>4989796>This is me that is me I said thingsCurious, you seem to use English words yet I fail to comprehend. Ah! Is this the fabled language of the Weebs?
>>4989804I am simply trying to translate superior language for your feeble brains to comprehend.
As the stand off above continues, shenanigans are also happening down in the pit.One of the Mob Knights extends his hand to the creature. While the Scythe Knight is reciting the holy litanies of Combat.The other Mob Knight is trying to pull the Weeb Knight down. To throw him at the monster.Mob and Weeb roll 1d100 at eachother
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4989812shake my hand... come on boy.. won't you shake a poor knight's hand?
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4989812No I must save Lilly Chan!
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4989812nigger you're staying here
>>4989816That is a bad word no!
>>4989812Lilly makes a passive aggressive remark that will bait the thugs into a charge, then daintily dodges the fools, who then charged straight into the pit.Bonus if Lilly looks like a Matador while doing it.
55+62=11762yeah... we're one fist and stuff.. what we always say
>>4989822>>4989814WE TWO NIGGASYOU AIN'T GOT SHIT WEEB KNIGHT
Now where's that scythe nig
>>4989828Bitch be praying
>>4989812Prepare to strike the abomination should it attempt to eat Mob Knight #1
>>4989831no chance of that me and shadow man here are straight blissing
Rolled 48, 50 = 98 (2d50)Twinkle the Lily Knight baits the thugs to charge!Roll 1d50 against my first roll+10 Speed bonusOrkuzashi gets thrown at the creature! Mob Knights roll 1d50 against my second roll for accuracy. Highest of your rolls gets picked+4 bonus
Rolled 22 (1d50)>my meme post actually passedholy fuck lmao
Rolled 3 (1d50)>>4989844Oh boy.
Rolled 44 (1d50)>>4989844YEET
>>4989853>rolled 3welcome to the pit twinkle
>>4989844>48, 50>on two d50'sYou couldn't even pretend to hide the level of rigging you're doing to the dice, OP.
>>4989844Aw du fug? You added them? I beat both rolls. Well I demand I get to do the Rising Sun Slash!
>>4989856>stuck in a dank pit with a bunch of smelly boysUgh.
Rolled 6 (1d50)>>4989861Then Roll 1d50 against this roll-5 malus cuz they missed the throw up here >>4989852>>4989854
Rolled 48 (1d50)>>4989866Fucking mob knights you will be the bastards that kills us all!
>>4989866>motherfucking weeb stole my opposing roll
>>4989869hey, stop simping for lilly knight and we wouldn't have this problem
>>4989866Can I step up and deliver a follow-up strike to the creature after the Weeb-slash?
>>4989869>motherfucking weeb stole my dice roll
>>4989874>don't be upset Lilly chan there will be another chance I will avenge your failed rollz!
>>4989872I have to! It's in the Weeb code to white simp in superior Japanese way!
>>4989875>now the weeb wants to white knight me*chokes on vomit*
dude im bugging out
>>4989885see ya bro
just kidding I cant sleep until I see the conclusion
>>4989885See ya mate
>>4989891I retract this statement.
Rolled 49, 41 = 90 (2d50)>>4989853the thugs go around the hole and jump on you! roll 1d50 against the best of my two rolls to parry!>>4989814>>4989816>>4989815the mob knights throw the weeb at the shadow beast, and the knight cuts it in twain with its trusty katana!Scythe knight wanted to do that
>>4989866I actually have to go to bed so Put Orkuzashi on Weeb Auto Mode until someone takes over or I come back. Night
>>4989904Auto mode night
>>4989904Now find the light switch finally not the ass
>>4989904Okay cool, let's climb up the rope now to help Lilly Knight with the banditos
OP and OPer cant give us a break with them rolls shit!!
Rolled 31 (1d50)>>4989904Fun
I assure you that we do not rig these rolls whatsoever
>>4989904Excellent work, Brother Samurai, but our work is not yet done. We must ascend this pit and strike down the blasphemers that surrounds us!Begin climbing the wall with Fervent Zeal.
Rolled (1d0)>>4989921Sure, OP, sure.
Rolled 127148 (1d1000000)>>4989929Activate bullet time to peek up at skirt
>>4989929>>4989930I DO THE SAME AS MY BRO TO GET A BUFF
>>4989929Ascended the rope with all due haste before it gets detached from the edge. One of the simps can catch Twinkle, there's Holy Punishment to deliver to Heathens!
>>4989930I throw my sword at thee>>4989932and at thee.
>>4989906I could help since someone else is on my role.>>4989929LILLY-SAN IS IN DANGER, GET BOOST TO CLIMB
>>4989930>>4989931>>4989932>>4989936you are now on top of the hole, with weeb night close behind, intent on not letting you avenge his waifu
>>4989946NICE HEARTED SHAPED PANTIES now we climb up the rope to join the battle
>>4989950I got an idea
>>4989946Do a generic weeb entrance to get ahead of scythe knight, like a weeb kick
>>4989946>image is 60% panty shotN I C E.It is finally time for these heathens to reap what they have sown. Their numbers will be trimmed by the Scythe of the Lord.
>>4989946Now Lilly's sword fall on both Mobs heads.Lilly picks herself off, dusts off the dirt, and death glares the Mob knights. Lilly will remember this.
We both catch her and then throw her back using our combined power and her momentum, propelling her all the way back onto the enemy where she will, enraged from earlier, demolish the opposing forces
>>4989946>>4989950>>4989957I CHANGE MY ACTION TO THIS
>>4989946Use the cliff to somehow backflip to the top ahead of the scythe knight
>>4989957>>4989959GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS OFF ME! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, I SWEAR UPON MY OATH TO THE ORDER OF THE LILLY!
>>4989970LOOKING UP YOUR SKIRT HAS ALREADY GIVEN US A BUFF, IT'S TOO LATE
>>4989971I WILL REMEMBER YOU INSOLENCE, FOOLS!Brb
Rolled 29 (1d50)>>4989956>>4989957>>4989970MOB KNIGHTS CAIN AND ABEL ATTEMPT TO THROW TWINKLE THE LILLY KNIGHT BACK UPLilly Knight 1d100Lilly Knight has +10 Speed bonusMob Knights roll 1d120 but only for this rollAlso highest gets picked, no addingMEANWHILE >>4989955>>4989961>>4989954Gustaf the Scythe Knight makes it to the top, ready to do battle. But right behind him, Orkuzashi the Weeb Knight attempts to do some anime shit to make it up there ahead of GustafWeeb, roll 1d50 against my roll
>>4989981the mob always wins
Rolled 32 (1d120)>>4989981MOB ALWAYS WINS BABY
Rolled 35 (1d120)>>4989983
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4989981JUMP IN RAGE AT BEING SIMPED>>4989961>>4989955WAKE UP SIMPS
>>4989996looks like you lost to the mob knights BABY
Gustaf and Orkuzashi backflipped into the shadow realm
>>4989981Gustaf vaults over the edge and strikes a very intimidating pose.>>4989996Cease your prattling, wench!
Rolled 1 (1d50)>>4990002>>4989981these niggers are delaying the questROLL
>>4990006Amazing dice skills
>>4990006Absolutely fantastic work.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4989981BITCHES GET STICHES MOBS*Twinkle becomes fully enraged*>>4990004SHUT YOUR TRAP WHELP, AND LET A REAL WOMAN HANDLE THIS!
uh oh, 23 mins is a bit late yes it is
>>4990020Oho, you think such a fickle thing like time will let you escape my wrath? Think again, foolish knight.
Rolled 46, 74 = 120 (2d100)>>4989985>>4989988>>4989996Despite her best attempts against them, the mob knights throw Lilly Knight out of the hole with force toward the enemy!This is a surprise attack and Lilly Knight gets to fight against the worst of the two rolls, with a +10 speed bonus, to strike at the enemy!however, as you're launched towards their weapons, failure could mean serious injury.>>4990004Scythe knight, all buffed up with prayers, takes a battle stance! the thugs seems hesitant!>>4990006Orkuzashi faceplanted back down the hole and is knocked out for this round. roll 1d100 to see if you at least had a good dream
>>4990027Quickly build a miniature catapult to launch ourselves out of the hole and into striking range of the thugs.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4990027*Lilly goes ballistic*
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4990027shhhh
KEKI gotta go now to bed and tomorrow I wake up again. I appreciate the epic vampire you posted
>>4990027It is time that the Garden of the Lord be trimmed of weeds and parasites! I strike at the Heathen with Righteous Fury!
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4990027>>4990033OH GOD
>>4990036Thanks anon, I'm out for tonight too anywayssee ya everyone
Which knight has the least voices controlling them?
>>4990041right now it's gustav or weeb knight
>>4990041weebknight or scythe
>>4990041If you give OP all your money it might unlock the fifth character slot for you to control
>>4990042>>4990043>>4990045All of these are true
>>4990041pay OP money
>>4990048remember to donate to his pateron for nsfw pics of shotasnifferthese befall a lot of /qst/ artists
>>4990038I'm sorry OG Twinkle, I failed you as a companion. I'll will cleanse my honor. Farewell, friend.>>4990041You can be the 2nd voice of Lilly now, my tenure has led us to disgrace and shame. I hope the next generation will be able to write my wrongs. Farewell, little bud.
Rolled 340162 (1d500000)>>4990037>>4990038Right as Gustaf was about to square up, Lilly comes crashing down on the thug and stabbed the fuck outta him!>>4990035Orkuzashi dreamed of terrible dice rolls>>4990031Roll 1d50 against my roll to use your epic Mob Knight intellect to make a catapult with zero materials
FUCK I JUST GOT HERE AND I AM SHITTING MY PANTS OF HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING, FUCK, WHAT A MARVELOUS THREAD THIS ALREADY IS
Rolled 11 (1d50)>>4990057(the catapult is just the other mob knight throwing me up there)
>>4990057SPOOK THE OTHER THUG WITH OUR WANTON MURDER
>>4990057I'm not going to get to do any Reaping, am I? And I even recited the Holy Litanies of Combat and all. Grumble grumble.Pick Twinkle up and chuck her back down into the hole for interrupting the Reapening.
>>4990062DON'T TOUCH ME
>>4990057*stab stab stab*>>4990062*glares with blood running down her helmet*You wanna go, whelp?
>>4990069For someone whom supposedly hails from the so called "prestigious" Convent School for Proper Ladies, you act with a distinct lack of etiquette. Their standards must've slipped if they allow uncouth youth like yourself to attend their school.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4990057Rolling to wake the fuck up in cold sweat.
Rolled 34, 44 = 78 (2d50)Twinkle dives into the fray! Ready for more stabbings! Ticked off at being immensely blueballed, Gustaf attempts to grab her!Meanwhile Cain suddenly gains "Weak Baby Arm disease" for 1 turn and fails to throw Abel up there.Scythe Knight roll 1d50Lilly Knight roll 2d50. First roll is against my first Roll. Second Roll is against Gustaf+10 Speed for Twinkle for both rolls>>4990076Orkuzashi is still kissing the ground. Let's see how he does against my second roll
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4990078WE CAN'T MISS THE FIGHTJUST CLIMB UP THE GRAPPLING HOOK NORMALLY AND START HANDING OUT BEERS TO OUR FRIENDLY KNIGHTS
Rolled 21 (1d50)>>4990078BY HOLY PROCLAMATION, BE GONE THOT!Yeah, like I can fucking pass a dice check. Fuck you OP.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4990078Well I hope
Rolled 26, 41 = 67 (2d50)>>4990078AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>4990085I assure you that OP does not rig dice
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4990078nat 1
>>4990062>>4990085maybe it would be better if you reaped the others instead of your manliness being threatenedalso OW
>>4990089You keep saying that>>4990092Nice
Rolled 31 (1d50)>>4990078Kill kill kill>>4990074For someone who hails from the Edgelord School of Reaping, you sure like mouthing off instead of killing, whelp. I guess their standards must've went up.
Rolled 50 (1d50)>>4990097Ops, forgot the secod roll, though my companions has it in the bag.>>4990085Kick him back into the hole.
Also wait I actually won the roll
Lilly was moving too fast through the enemy's ranks for Gustaf to grab her! Instead his hand caught a thug accidentally.Meanwhile, Orkuzashi got up just in time to see the Mob Knights climbing up
>>4990102You go girl!
>>4990103GET UP THERE AND START BASHING SOME THUGS with our empty mugs after drinking
>>4990103Climb the mob knights to get on the top first.
>>4990103Continue stabbing until someone stops the fight
>>4990103Intimidate the thug to lead us to the local crime lord, under pain of being handed over to Twinkle should he refuse.
>>4990111+1, but if Reaperboy gets uppity again use him as a springboard in a twirling attack and kick him back into the hole.
Rolled 6, 50 = 56 (2d50)Twinkle continues fighting the thugs! Roll 1d50 against my first rollGustaf starts interrogating the thug he grabbed. Roll 1d50 against my second roll+10 Speed Bonus for Lilly Knight+7 Will Bonus for Scythe KnightMeanwhile, Abel and Cain prepares to join the fight and....ay yo what the weeb doingMob and Weeb roll 1d50 against eachother. highest rolls from each gets picked
Rolled 33 (1d50)>>4990128>this weebKick him down for being a jackass if he can just take his time
Rolled 1 (1d50)>>4990128A fucking 50. What the fuck is the willpower of this dude.
>>4990134What in the actual fuck is happening right now. How rigged are these fucking dice.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4990128FASTA
Rolled 45 (1d50)>>4990128Fucking pathetic. Is that piss I smell?
>>4990140nigger you were supposed to roll 1d50but a nice 100 nonetheless
Rolled 31 (1d50)>>4990128>>4990140Wait, wrong dice
Rolled 26 (1d50)>>4990128>autowinTheif girl calls everyone to stop as Twinkle just keeps stabbing people>>4990134>>4990137I have no idea.Check's in the mail OP
Rolled 33 (1d50)>>4990128cmooon
Rolled 29 (1d50)I may change to other one some day, but for the moment, Scythe Knight time
>>4990152>>4990134Dice God sez:
>>4990155Wait, we can change the rolls results a bit depending in certain actions/talk, or the dice is final?
>>4990134My god, did you just piss yourself when trying to use Twinkle as intimidation?>inb4 thug just Sparta kicks Scytheboi back into the hole
>>4990158Dice's been rolled. Can't do much then.Unless you pay OP
>>4990160God no, not when we're climbing.
>>4990160Or he squeezed the thug too hard
Rolled 81 (1d100)Gustaf choked out the thug. While he suffocated, the thug never gave up any info til the bitter end. A real human bean and a real hero.MEanwhile Twinkle is whittling down the thug numbers. Roll 1d100 for seemingly no reasonMeanwhile meanwhile. Orkuzashi attempts to step on Cain and Abel to make his way up top. But the Mob Knights attempted to kick him down in counter.....In the end neither succeeded so they're awkwardly engaged in a slap fight amongst themselves on the rope
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4990175Yo hold u-
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4990175Uh oh
>>4990175Can't we just swing very hard from left to right and get to the top via swinging?
>>4990178>off by oneNevermind
>>4990175Brothers! There is no time for you shenanigans, we must find the hideout of this crime lord posthaste if we wish to make any headway into finding the Grail!Attempt to aid the Dinkleberries dangling on the rope in escaping the pit.
>>4990175okay stop playfighting with orkuzashijust get to the top so we can start help killing the thugs
>>4990186Agreed. We climb as a team now.
>>4990183Your stupid brothers, you better start moving your asses, or I am going to confiscate your beer for a month
Rolled 29 (1d50)>>4990177>>4990178OH SHIT IT'S THE THUG BOSS>>4990179>>4990183>>4990186All of you Roll 1d50 against my roll
>>4990192You can take their beer, but you will never steal my sake!
Rolled 18 (1d50)>>4990198WE WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM CAUSE FUCK THAT'S A BOSS DUDECOME ON BROS
Rolled 39 (1d50)>>4990198Guess I'm falling down the hole again
Rolled 27 (1d50)>>4990198nat 0
Rolled 26 (1d50)>>4990198Use the power of BELIEF to kick his ass
>>4990203YOU SAVED US BROTHER
>>4990203Based and Crucified
>>4990199The fuck is sake, sounds stupid
>>4990198First question I ask is why does he have a breath mask with an bandana.Second question is HOW DEAD IS YOUR ASS WHEN I STAB YOU
Rolled 3 (1d50)>>4990198*stab stab stab*
>>4990211Not as stupid as bringing scythe to a swordfight.
>>4990212I fear I have failed you yet again sister.
Rolled 16 (1d50)>>4990198Skaboosh
>>4990232THE HEFT OF ALL OF US SHOULD BE ABLE TO STOP THE LIGHTWEIGHT OF TWINKLE
>>4990232CHARGE BACK IN
>>4990234Just spin her, you guys at the very least can do that, RIGHT?
>>4990232NOW BROTHERS, SURROUND OUR FOE AND SMITE HIM SO THAT WE MAY CONTINUE ON OUR QUEST and not be stuck in a fucking hole for two sessions in a row
>>4990235+1USE THE BOYS AS A SPRINGBOARD FOR OUR COUNTERATTACK!
>>4990241Boot Lilly back in actionUnfold the fucking katana, it's odachi time.
Don't worry, nobody got knocked back into the pit
>>4990254What's the turn order?
Rolled 50 (1d50)>>4990257Everyone roll 1d50 to determine turn order.Twinkle the Lilly Knight has a +10 bonusAbel and Cain the Mob Knights has a +4 bonusOrkuzashi the Weeb Knight has a +7 bonusGustaf the Scythe Knight and the Boss Thug has a +5 bonus
>>4990254This is definitely not a stealth advertisment for Pixel Remasterhttps://youtu.be/syeudRZuuMoDo a stab attack due to being the fastest via ATB
Rolled 3 (1d50)>>4990260fwooshaw shit boss man is going first
No I do not rig the dice
Rolled 43 (1d50)>>4990260>>4990265(X) Doubt
Rolled 25 (1d50)>>4990260ninjan
Rolled 4 (1d50)>>4990260That is the 3rd time OP has rolled a natural crit this session, not counting the close rolls of 48 and 49. Sounds pretty damn rigged to me.
Rolled 47 (1d50)>>4990260Yep, OP's dice are definitely loaded.
Ah. So Lilly goes first. Then the Baws. Then the rest.
>>4990278Stab him on the leg to slow him down
>>4990284+1Bonus if we hit da bone.
Rolled 29 (1d50)>>4990284Roll 1d50
Rolled 9 (1d50)>>4990298Stab
Rolled 35 (1d50)>>4990298STAB.
>>4990301Shank dat bitch girl!
>>4990301BOSS THUG HAS BEEN SLOWED THIS ROUND! HE'LL ACT LAST! IT'S NOW THE WEEB KNIGHT'S TURN!Also meanwhile Lilly roll 1d2 plus 5 power bonus for the damage dealt, please and thank you
Rolled 36 (1d50)>>4990305Come I didn't commission this katana from just any hack!
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>4990305Learned: Crippling Blow
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>4990305YO
>>4990311Do we have Libra?
Rolled 23 (1d50)>>4990306ROLL 1d50You have a +7 Speed BonusBoss Thug has +5
Rolled 13 (1d50)>>4990316Oh bugger
>>4990318Ya beef'd it.ANYWAY IT'S THE SCYTHE KNIGHT'S TURN
>>4990313Seems like it Sis
>>4990323Refresh the Holy Litany of Combat to buff the whole team. Ut mundum a peste, fame et bello serváre dignéris
>>4990326Do it while remembering the teachings
>>4990326SCYTHE KNIGHT ROLL 1d2 + 3 SPECIAL BONUS. RESULT WILL BE ADDED TO EVERYONE'S BONUSESALSO MOB KNIGHT, WHAT DO
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d2 + 3)>>4990337Father that art in Heaven, thy will be done.
>>4990337The Mob Knight bros are gonna combo with themselves, attacking the thug boss from two different directions at once!
Rolled 48 (1d50)>>4990340ROLL 2d50. PICK THE HIGHEST ONE YOU HAVE A 4 SPEED AND 4 SCYTHE KNIGHT BUFF BONUS OF +8BOSS THUG HAS A +5
Rolled 16, 26 = 42 (2d50)>>4990346URAAAAAAAAAAH
shit nigga OP be rolling rigged dice
>>4990346Fuckin dice is loaded
Rolled 22 (1d50)Damn. That's a miss.Anyway everybody roll 1d50 to see who The Boss Thug is gonna slash. Lowest gets itBoss Thug has +5 Speed BonusTwinkle has 10+4 = 14 BonusCain and Abel has 4+4 = 8 BonusOrkuzashi has 7+4 = 11 BonusGustaf has 5+4 = 9 bonus
Rolled 8 (1d50)>>4990356
Rolled 49 (1d50)>>4990356OP turned off the dice hack for this roll.
Rolled 22 (1d50)>>4990356
Rolled 39 (1d50)>>4990356Yo
Rolled 33 (1d50)>>4990356Ah bugger
Rolled 39 (1d50)>>4990356PLEASE DON'T BE 1
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>4990357Ah. So the Mob Knight gets it.Im just gonna roll how much damage he does, excuse me+6 Power bonus
>>4990375SHIT THAT'S ALL OUR HEALTHIS THERE ANY SPECIAL ABILITIES WE CAN PULL OUT OF OUR ASS?
>>4990379YOU GUYS DON'T BETTER DIE YET, I NEED TO STILL PUNISH YOU, and you may actually help in stuff
>>4990380don't worry, being mooks is part of the job
C'mon now. I'm not THAT mean. Unlike other points. Each HP point is worth 2
>>49903825 health left, alrightcool
>>4990379DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A PLAN!*proceeds to kick Mob knight bros deeper into the Boss's swing*
So. Recap of the first round:Lilly Knight: 10/10 HPWeeb Knight: 10/10 HPMob Knight: 5/12 HPLilly Knight: 16/16 HPBosss Thug: 14/21 HP
>>4990386What if we stab him in the heart
>>4990386>two lilly knights
>>4990386>when you get two health barsWe gucci now OP.
>>4990388By the powers off the rpg bullshittery, that will do at most, two more point of damage, or will just give bleeding status
>>4990389Get cucked haters
>>4990388I say we aim for the head and blind the Boss. It's only cloth protecting his head right?
>>4990389>>4990390Damn, didn't know how that happened. Better download the update patch:Weeb Knight: 10/10 HPMob Knight: 5/12 HPScythe Knight: 16/16 HPBosss Thug: 140/147 HPLilly Knight: 2/10 HP
>>4990398lmao, revert the patch op
>>4990398Throw OP to the thug
>>4990398Are we just going to ignore that Twinkle is about to get blasted?
>>4990403She's fast, she can dodge
>>4990405I bet Twinkle has in her mp3 music of SonicThe fuck just my mouth said, the hell is a mp3 and a Sonic
>>4990398Shit nigga I thought we were gucci.Though learning that Scytheboi wants to imitate the Lily Knights is flattering in the extreme. You must know though Gustoff, no boys allowed in our Order.
>>4990400>>4990402update patch:Lilly Knight: 10/10 HPWeeb Knight: 10/10 HPMob Knight: 5/12 HPScythe Knight: 16/16 HPBosss Thug: 1400/1407 HP
>>4990412Shit's busted, we should refund on St- uhhh....Vapor
>>4990412SLAM DUNK op into the thug with our WICKED and TURBULENT moves
>>4990412Just revert back to the original update, but turn Gustoff into a leaner Lilly Knight.
>>4990417Bosss Thug: 14/21 HP
>>4990412Thug Boss stop playing with the fucking stats
>>4990421>>4990424take your turn goober
>>4990421Disarm Thug Boss
Actually, just shove all your actions into this post.We'll resolve them one by one in order then
>>4990429A Scythe Swipe to the center mass to increase aim.
>>4990429Cain and Abel take a drink to recover some health
>>4990429Attack with Katana using tecniques learned from scrolls
Rolled 20 (1d50)>>4990436>>4990440Right. First up. LILLY GOES FOR A DISARM MANEUVER. ROLL 1D50
Rolled 37 (1d50)>>4990451
>>4990453Twinkle disarmed the Boss Thug! Losing his weapon, he decided to punch one of you instead!everybody roll 1d50 to see who The Boss Thug is gonna slash. Lowest gets itBoss Thug has +5 Speed BonusTwinkle has 10 BonusCain and Abel has 4 BonusOrkuzashi has 7 BonusGustaf has 5 bonus
Rolled 49 (1d50)>>4990464URAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Rolled 24 + 10 (1d50 + 10)>>4990464
Rolled 30 (1d50)>>4990464Whoops dropped my dice
Rolled 9 (1d50)>>4990464
Rolled 26 (1d50)>>4990464How can he clash with a fist?
Rolled 50 + 10 (1d50 + 10)>>4990464How do you slash with a fist
>>4990471>>4990470Ancient Thug Techniques
>>4990473Missed a chance on giving us an option on a thug knight, but I guess Mob ones will have to do
>>4990471Based Sister Lilly Knight, I stand in awe of your technique! Such skill! You go girl!
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>4990469Anyway Gustaf eats a fist. Imma roll for damage+3 bonus
>>4990484Ha, my own flagellation deals more lasting damage to me than your insignificant strikes!
>>4990469One second that I go out, fuck
Rolled 21 (1d50)>>4990484Scythe Knight: 12/16 HPWEEB, ROLL 2d50 FOR A SPECIAL 2 HIT ATTACK
Rolled 3, 12 = 15 (2d50)>>4990490>Broken japanese blabbering
>>4990491Oh fuck, I am sorry for your lose
>>4990491Thug Boss calls Weeb Knight a "fuckin' weeb lol"
Rolled 49 (1d50)Boss Thug calls Orkuzashi a fucking weeb. Disabling his attack.Anyway Scythe Knight roll 1d50+5 bonus
Rolled 16 (1d50)>>4990496The Lord tests my faith with these dice.
>>4990501NopeAnd then the Mob Knights took a swig of their beer. Regaining 4 HP
>>4990506OK HOLD IT.Why is the Thug Boss not dodging my attacks, is he a fucking simp?
End of round recap:Lilly Knight: 10/10 HPWeeb Knight: 10/10 HPMob Knight: 9/12 HPScythe Knight: 12/16 HPBosss Thug: 14/21 HP - Will miss next round due to having to go pick up his sword....aaaand gotta end it here chumps. Gotta go do shit.Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4990512If you didn't fucking rig the dice we could've ended this encounter this session.
>>4990512See ya OP
>>4990516There is no dice rigging in Knight Quest
>>4990509He was a white knight once...>>4990512See ya dice rigger
>>4990509Next session seduce him, you are a woman... I think, so it should work
>>4990529According to OP, so were you Scytheboi. Why not offer your trap ass for the cause, and not bother a lady with such unclout ideas.
>>4990582I am sorry madam, for my mistake, but I can't help
hey op can we get a hd version of the mob knight cam from this post >>4990027
Oh shit this is back?>>4989814 fucking tribal warlock
Scythe Knight sounds like an edgy masochist faggotSo basically people who use scythes to fight
>>4990784Alright, I can understand the other two but why masochist
>>4990643YOu need to subscribe to their OnlyKnights
>>4990867so how long until the boss can pick up his sword
>>4990873Don't pressure him he's trying his best
>>4990878he can eat dick and Lilly should just kick it out if his reach
>>4990878best is not enough
Best thread on /qst/.
>>4992347Now I need a Glockness Monster bossfight
>>4992380You don't "need" that stupid thing you came up with. Nigger
>>4992605and you don't need to breathe, nigger
>>4993286Try to convince Bandit knight that Manga is Superior to Comics. Maybe he will stand down
>>4993286Take his sword and call him a simp
Mob and Scythe Knights have been send into the shadowrealm
I gonn take a shower and be back
I won't be able to attend this session, someone take over my edge
>>4993307>edge I thought I was the weeb here
>>4993308Generally blades have edges
im back now fresh as hell
>>4993316So what's the Mob Knight doin
>>4993319Distract that guy with our amazing dance duo...
Rolled 34, 2, 50 = 86 (3d50)SCYTHE KNIGHT HAS SLIPPED AND FELL DUE TO....mysterious circumstances.EVERYONE ELSE ROLL a D50 against the Boss Thug in the following order: Twinkle kicking away his sword, Orkuzashi trying to get him to read manga and Cain and Abel dancing
Rolled 17 (1d50)>>4993324
Rolled 42 (1d50)>>4993324I forgot, we need to assume roles here like in vampire quest - adding voices in the head or what?
>>4993327yes, which one are you right now, highest wins
>>4993327Yes.Put either "Lilly", "Mob", "weeb" or "Scythe" in the name field to pick a Knight
>>4993328Other Mob guy then we are many
>>4993311where the fuck is the weeb
>>4993329see >>4993330 then>>4993331He probably stuck enjoying eastern scrolls elsewhere
Clearly this means that Twinkle tries to kick his sword away, only for him to grab it just in time.While Orkuzashi tries to show him one of his disgusting eastern books, but tripped on his faceThis caused the Mob Knights' dance to go completely unnoticed
>>4993338It's really good I swear!
damn sorry I got distracted. BUt I am strong now
>>4993338>>4993344I told you we should've gone with more modern dance, this one is too outdated.
>>4993338Well this is embarrassing>>4993343Why didn't you roll, you got a 2 to fight against
>>4993346I was jacking off sorry
Rolled 15 (1d50)>>4993348Anyway. The Boss thug CALLS FOR SUPPORT FIRE! A bunch of thugs come out of the shadows aiming their crossbows at you!ROLL 1d50
Rolled 41 (1d50)>>4993351Use the boss as a shield
Rolled 42 (1d50)>>4993351Stand still while a flurry of flashing light of steel blocking the arrows.
Rolled 48 (1d50)>>4993351and we call for mob defense corps
Twinkle runs behind the Boss Thug! Causing his cronies to stop shooting at her direction!MEanwhile Orkuzashi slices the arrows apart! And the Mob Knights call in the Mob Defense Corps....which are actually just their shields
>>4993363>which are actually just their shieldsshush, you are not supposed to tell that to other people
>>4993363Now Orkuzashi will draw on one of his secrets technique Zabimaru CUTTOH! Which is a Hadoken but a sword coming out of the sword. YOU HEARD ME!
>>4993372Most valuable box
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4993363Disarm him again.Literally.
Rolled 25 (1d50)>>4993372get away from the box, you animal
Twinkle and Orkuzashi tries to do special moves! But the Boss Thug has absorbed the Mob Knight secrets, turning him into SUPER BOSS THUGhe now has a +500 bonus
>>4993387>HE NOW HAS A +500 BONUSWHAT FIVE HUNDRED
>>4993387JUST LIKE MY NIPPON SCROLLS!
>>4993387>vegetafucking weeb, you're jobbing to goku
Rolled 15 (1d50)>>4993387jokes on you, it was weeb knight secrets boxwe are mobs, we don't have any boxes.
Rolled 40, 15 = 55 (2d50)Or perhaps what actually happened is that Twinkle and Orkuzashi needs to roll 1d50 against the Boss Thug while Cain and Abel does....fucking something. I dunnoWhat I do know is that the Boss Thug has a +10 against Twinkle's disarm due to already getting one before
Rolled 22 (1d50)>>4993413
Rolled 41 (1d50)>>4993413
Rolled 43 (1d50)>>4993413we are cheering them on
>>4993421Then roll 1d10. Your result will be an additional bonus they'll get
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4993427>>4993428>>4993432sorry, forgot ouendan uniforms
Twinkle swoops in, aiming to disarm the Boss Thug! Permanently! But he moved out of the way, he anticipated that! Unfortunately he jumped right into Orkuzashi's special shooty shooty sword move!Weeb roll 1d5 + 4 bonus to see how much damage that was
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d5 + 4)>>4993455
Rolled 19 (1d50)THe Boss Thug has 7 HP left!Anyway everyone roll 1d50, he's gonna try to cut one of yaTwinkle the Lilly Knight has a +10 bonusAbel and Cain the Mob Knights has a +4 bonusOrkuzashi the Weeb Knight has a +7 bonusThug Boss has a +5 Bonus
Rolled 37 (1d50)>>4993458one of us? I guess that not us, cause there is two of us!
Rolled 23 (1d50)>>4993458
Rolled 30 (1d50)>>4993458
Rolled 8 (1d50)>>4993458
Boy. Gustaf sure is lucky that he's currently in the void so nothing affects him
Rolled 44 (1d50)>>4993466Stab him directly in the heart
>>4993466Tell him my terrible hiakus!
>>4993466Write his name in the Death Note
>>4993466Throw rocks at him. Rocks actually hurt a lot
>>4993471>>4993472So which one is it fags
>>4993477Tell him the haiku while writing his name in the death note
>>4993481 and throw death note at him
>>4993482And a sword shoots out and stabs him
Rolled 29 (1d50)And so everyone roll 1d50 to give OP your moneyTwinkle the Lilly Knight has a +10 bonusAbel and Cain the Mob Knights has a +4 bonusOrkuzashi the Weeb Knight has a +7 bonus
Rolled 28 (1d50)>>4993488
Rolled 17 (1d50)>>4993488死
Rolled 50 (1d50)>>4993488pack in the mail
Rolled 18 (1d50)>>4993488I TAKE A CHIP AND EAT IT!
Anyway. Lilly knight roll 1d2 + 5 bonus to see how much damage that was
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d2 + 5)>>4993504
>>4993506oh we just killed him
>>4993510>>4993506Just as planned
Nice! Twinkle killed him!.....WAIT OH SHIT CAIN AND ABEL STILL THREW THAT ROCK WATCH OUT OH NO
>>4993515The mob dont miss
>>4993515OH GOD OH FUCK
>>4993515you aimed at him right, it should hit his body
To find out where it hit.Lilly and Mob Knight Roll 1d50
Rolled 24 (1d50)>>4993527Jump out
Rolled 31 (1d50)>>4993527its gone
>>4993546WElp we beat our enemy. I feel like we have become closer and good friends. Cheers my brothers (and sister) mob knight offers hands to shake
>>4993546Turn head slowly towards the mob knights.
>>4993546Gustaf awakens from his meditative state to observe Twinkle getting beaned in the back of the head.
>>4993546STRIKE>>4993547Shakes their hands
>>4993553lost my tag
>>4993550this mob knight offers you hands to shake wyd
Perhaps the real Knight Quest was the friends we made along the way
>>4993560shake handswhile wishing you could throw them to the windows where the mob archers are
>>4993560>>4993562Yes, truly fascinating. Now hurry brothers, this Crime Lord who sent these goons after us will surely send more of his underlings after us. We must seek out a location we can use as a temporary safe house while we operate in the undercity!
I just remembered we need to find that grail and its already noon, the boss will have our asses fo this
>>4993565If only Twinkle was the mythical Swole Lilly Knight instead.Anyhoo. Gustaf wakes up and calls out to everyone, saying that they better find a safehouse before even more thugs swarm in on them.And one of the Mob knights dread the fact of having to face their boss again