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>>4983711
>4 knights
uh oh

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4983711
Call red knight

>>4983711
yo

>>4983711
I shall be Knight 4 for no particular reason. Disaster awaits us!

Okei

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4983715
>>4983711
I mean Knight 2 red knight

>>4983716
Fuck, ninja'd

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Wonderful. Imma just count >>4983715 as Knight 3

Here be the class list

>>4983721
where's the mystery box option

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4983721
KARATE KNIGHT

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4983721
the box

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>>4983722
There's no such thing as a mystery box option

>>4983725
under white knight's foot

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4983725
Lies give us the mystery box

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4983725

>>4983721
>no halberd knight
We truly live in a society. Guess I'll go for the Scythe Knight then.

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>>4983726
There's nothing under his foot, I checked

>>4983730
its under tall knight's foot now

>>4983730
Why would tall knight need a myster box foot stool he's tall already

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>>4983731
Unlocking the mysterious mystery box has caused a big fat load of nothing to appear

>>4983733
Well, damn I thought there was gonna be something

>>4983733
Turn up Opacity!

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4983733
is there

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Fine, you forced my hand. I will reveal its secrets

>>4983738
OH NO IT'S TODD KNIGHT

>>4983738
TODD GET OUTTA HERE
we're not buying your game or DLC

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4983738
Bombard Knight destroys Skyrim and launches himself out of the Character Selection Screen

>>4983738
HOWAAAARRRRDDDD
And how come there is no Sentai Knight? Or Spider-Knight, or Batface Knight?

>>4983742
disney and warner will have our heads

>>4983743
Let them come we are KNIGHTS HUZZAAHHHH

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>>4983741
How dare you blow up Goty 2011

>bayoknight-a
hah

>>4983745
Fuck... well Red Knight takes Weeb Knight. Maybe I can turn it into a Sentai Knight

>>4983745
Alright, I'm gonna pick Mob Knight.

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>>4983747
NOte that from this point onwards,

Put any variation of the Knight's class name into your name so I can know which one you're controlling.

E.g: Putting Weeb in your name if you're Weeb Knight

>>4983749
aight

>>4983749
K

>>4983745
I'll still stick to Scythe Knight, even if both of OP's Barely Disguised Fetishes are very tempting.

Also, Lilly Knight looks like the best all rounder

>>4983749
guess I'll go with Lilly Knight then

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Are you all sure with your choices? Gave it some thought? Contemplated the pros and cons?

>>4983757
pretty confident, let's goooooo

>>4983756
HA WHAT HOT SEXY FAG

>>4983757
>>4983761
DON'T JUDGE ME AT LEAST I DON'T USE A KATANA

>>4983757
We ain't gonna make any headway by playing it smart. Lets go and get shit done, full melee team!

>>4983757
I'm sure just make sure my knight has an ork helm

>>4983763
Surely OP will not populate the entire quest with exclusively ranged enemies

>>4983762
>I DON'T USE A KATANA
How else do you weeb?

>>4983765
Worst case scenario we can just lob the Lily Knight at the enemy, that twink is light as a feather.

>>4983765
we could just close the distance
>>4983768
like that

.tfw just realized bombard knight is doomslayer

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>>4983770
I hope you're all happy with your choices.

Now spend 50 years thinking of your character's names.

>>4983774
Abel and Cain

>>4983774
Gustaf Oppenheimer

>>4983774
ORKUZASHI

>>4983774
Twink

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Clearly names only the greatest minds of this generation can think of

Confirm Y/N

>>4983775
Don't break my heart, Mob Knight. Oh no.

>>4983784
YEAH LET'S FUCKING GO
>>4983786
no promises

>>4983784
o actually Put Twinkle and then confirm

>>4983784
Y

>>4983784
Time for the greatest adventure of our time

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Huzzah! Time to load new game

>>4983796
Looking forward to it, OP

>>4983796
No loading game? What were the developers thinking!.

beep boop loaded in

>>4983804
click both options

>>4983796
>>4983804
Click neither

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4983804
Launch the Pirated Version instead to get around this screen.

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>>4983808
I see you have managed to solve an incredibly difficult puzzle

>>4983811
yay

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Alright.

So

Twinkle, a highborn noble, currently enrolled in The Pure Lilly Covent School for Proper Ladies. Incredibly high class. incredibly smug. Today is the day of your final exam. Pass this and you will officially graduate

Orkuzashi. Or at least that's what you call yourself after a trip to the eastern lands. Your king has found you loitering around the castle and reading from those dang ol' eastern scrolls again

Gustaf Oppenheimer. You are a part of a secretive ancient monastic order. The Grandmaster has called upon you, ostensibly for a great mission

Abel and CAin.....you're drinking in the tavern, you slackers

>>4983819
I'LL DRINK TO THAT
CHEERS

>>4983819
The smugness is through the roof

>>4983819
M'Lord! You see I can learn various techniques to slay foes! See this! It says if I spin my blade in a drill like motion and scream GIGA DORILLU! I can pierce through anything!

>>4983819
The enemies of our order will fall to my scythe. Send me forth to do the Lord's bidding, Grandmaster!

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>>4983823
As you (smugly) head to the Head Knight Office to receive your final assignment, you spot some of the other Lilly Knights-in-training mumbling something at your direction.

>>4983828
"Fr---I mean, Orkuzashi, you do know you're spending way too much time reading these eastern scrolls right? And what the hell did you do to your armor?"

>>4983829
"Good, good, Brother Gustaf. We do have need of your scythe. There is something that you must do that is of the utmost importance to our cause"

>>4983822
"ABEL!" "CAIN!" You suddenly hear somebody call for your names amidst your drunken revelry

>>4983841
Aw shit, it's our mom.

Damn this shit’s good. Shame I couldn’t join but it’s going to be nice to watch

>>4983847
nigger what are you talking about, just assign yourself to a team by putting "____ Knight"
there can be more than one voice in a head

>>4983841
Clearly they're just jealous of my skills, pretend to ignore them but listen in anyway

>>4983849
Yes.

PSA: There can be multiple dudes controlling a Knight.


You just have to sort among your team on what to do next.

>>4983841
I am ready to serve the Order.

>>4983851
Or wait until a new slot opens up

>>4983854
Or give OP money. That would take you places

>>4983841
>"Fr---I mean, Orkuzashi, you do know you're spending way too much time reading these eastern scrolls right? And what the hell did you do to your armor?"
HEH, so notice King-sama-dono-senpai, this armor was made from the skin of demons and spirits of fallen warriors and pop idols.
It is my destiny and my curse to wear this armor! I'm sure my love intrest will understand as well for my personal code or BOH-SHEE-DOE will be my guide. These scrolls have taught me that much M'Lord-sama-dono-senpai that I simply can't go back to my previous way of life for it is inferior to my new BOH-SHEE-DOE Lifestyle.

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>>4983845
oh shit it's your boss, brute knight!
"YOU TWO! WHY DO I CATCH YOU IN THE TAVERN AGAIN? YOU WERE ON HOLY GRAIL GUARD DUTY!"

>>4983860
GENUFLECT WITH DRINKS IN HAND

>>4983849
Oh fuck yeah team Scythe let’s go

>>4983860
Boss, its a crazy story you wont believe it

>>4983863
I hope you're better at dialouge than I am.

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>>4983853
"Then tell me, Gustaf. What do you know of...The Holy Grail?"

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>>4983857
Your king stares at you like a disappointed father with an intensity akin to a man trying to make your head explode with only his mind

>>4983869
Look you just don't understand this new high art form ok da- imean M'lord-Kami-Sama-Bento-Chan-San!

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>>4983850
"do you think she can handle the graduation quest? It's so much harder than last year's!"
"of course! if anyone can it's our school's ace! not to mention the prettiest!"
"I'm more of a K-Knight fan personally"

>>4983866
It was the vessel that our Holy Lord and Savior Belle Delphine, blessed be her name, used to scoop out the Holy Bathwater with to serve her devoted followers with during the Long Night of Thrist. It has been closely guarded by another trustworthy order ever since the rampaging apostates of Twittaria ravaged the Holy Land centuries ago. Has something happened to this Great Relic, Grandmaster?

>>4983872
Well, at least, they're not talking behind you-wait, K-Knight? THAT PRETENDER?

>>4983866
Of course I know of this relic grandmaster! Any acolyte who has read the fifteen chronicles of the eastern maidens knows the story. How is such a relic related to my assignment?

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>>4983873
>>4983875
"Brother Gustaf. We have reasons to believe that this holy artifact has been....STOLEN! Those incompetent fools that were supposed to be guarding it has failed!"

>>4983870
"Nevermind that for now. I have a quest for you, honorable knight of our most glorious kingdom"

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>>4983861
>>4983864
"I DONT CAAAARE!! NOW THE HOLY GRAIL IS MISSING, AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT BEFORE THE BOSS COMES, WE'RE ALL TOAST!"

>>4983879
Well shittttttttt
I guess we gotta go on a quest, Cain
>>4983864
YOU ARE NOW CAIN

>>4983878
[Silent Holy Anger Intensifies]

>>4983879
We'll get it back before noon boss! Promise

>>4983878
A Quest!? But... I can't I have umm... more studying to do with these scrolls!
<grab scrolls while holding a burlapsack with a picture of Amazon knight>
REEEEEEEEE

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>>4983881
"As our most trusted agent. Brother Gustaf. I hereby task you with retrieving the Holy Grail. You are to take your leave immediately and find our most holy of artifacts and bring it back to our temple"

>>4983885
"...Do the quest or I'm cancelling all trade with the far east and burning all your scrolls"

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>>4983874
K-Knight! that knight from distant lands that makes all the ladyknights swoon! You'll never forgive him!

You've been convoked by the headsister.
"Dear, will you be an angel and find the holy grail before that grandmaster old fart's minions? That will be your graduation exam sweetie"

>>4983889
>Do the quest or I'm cancelling all trade with the far east and burning all your scrolls"
Muh-Lord-sama-discount-dama-senpia
What is the quest and it will be done.

>>4983890
Of course your grace, but which "grandmaster old fart" are we talking about this time?

>>4983889
I will depart posthaste, Grandmaster. We can not allow the holiest of relics to fall into the hands of the unworthy. Pray to the Godess for my success, and that she may have mercy on those who would stand in my path. For I will have none.

>>4983889
Am I allowed the use of lethal force, grandmaster? Beyond executing the perpetrators of the crime, of course

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>>4983880
>>4983884
"GREAT! I expect absolutely NOTHING out of you two. NOW MOVE!"

>>4983895
"You know the uh... the one that makes a face like this:"

>>4983903
"Well come on, Cain that holy grail's important or some such"
take a BIG drink for confidence

>>4983903
Oh, THOSE larpers

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>>4983896
>>4983901
"Good attitude you have, brother Gustaf. But it pains me to say this. No doubt the incompetent fools will send their own knights to retrieve the grail. So I want you to play nice.....At least until the grail is in your possession. Then take it back by any means necessary"

>>4983893
"Very well. The neighboring kingdom just lost one of their holy artifacts. Their apparent holy grail. I want you to head over there, find out where it went and get it for ourselves"

>>4983908
Oh the Eastern Kingdoms!? I'll go that way posthaste!

>>4983908
Very well, Grandmaster. I will see it done.

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>>4983911
"Not that Far East one you're thinking of. The one right next to us. Let's make it clear"

>>4983919
..... fine.....<pout>

looks like my bro got busy
I'm taking over again

>>4983903
Lets head out, we can drink while we work

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>>4983904
Brute knight leaves. "FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE BUFFOONS"

>>4983905
"Yes dearie. Our girl scouts reported sighting their scouts looking for the grail around Tower City. This might be a good place to start, don't you think?"

>>4983925
LET'S DO SOME SCOUTING FOR THE GRAIL
BOOYAH

>>4983925
Ask around if anyone seen any of them grails!!

>>4983925
That would be a good place to start. Those fools are so incompetent that they can't even scout right or hide the fact that they're basically farmers who take every single job they do like it's some sort of grand quest!

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>>4983917
"Per our reports, the Grail's trail went cold at Tower City. Leave immediately. You have my blessing"

>>4983922
"Good. Now head over there and find the place they call Tower City. Our informants say that you may find a lead there. Shouldn't be hard to miss. As it's a city. That's also a tower"

>>4983932
oh man
here's why the storylines converge

>>4983932
HIA! <SMOKE BOMB SELF TO THE NEXT KINGDOM>

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And so the Knights traveled TO TOWERRR CITTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>4983950
LET'S GOOOOOO

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>>4983927
>>4983928
You step outside of the tavern and ask the first random shmuck you find if they've seen any grail.
"Hmm nah, I've seen a shady looking person about an hour ago running through the streets with a big grail-like object in hands and get into the next coach for Tower City, but that's about it. Sorry I can't help more"

>>4983930
you share a good OHOOOOHOHOHO with your elder, before you set off to Tower City.

>>4983955
OFF TO TOWER CITY!!!

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Side Note:

Remember to drink your prayers, say your vitamins and teeth your brush, anons

>>4983955
>>4983957
We ride to Tower City on our horses.

>>4983917
Ready to murder heretics?

>>4983961
Gustaf arrives at Tower City on his mighty War Steed.

>>4983955
Inquire any fair ladies on the HOLY GRAIL along the way, making sure to hold their hands.

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and call your mom every once in a while!

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>>4983969
AND SO. The knights arrive at the Western Gate.

Each one atop their own mighty steed, I'm sure.

Remember to play nice, kids

cain an able are great

>>4983974
"Hey who are you fuckers?"
Feed our horse some beer too

>>4983976
This but our horse is a donkey and we have only 1

>>4983974
Narrow eyes and present my self in kabuki form

>>4983974
Huff in disdain.

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>>4983966
of course, you asked a lot of questions to many a fair maiden on your journeys.

>>4983974
Recognize Cain/Able as being part of the Order that was supposed to guard the Grail. Inquire on how they manged to lose this most holy of relics. Inquire very fiercly.

Wait do we know that Twinkle’s order exists? I mean they seem pretty well established and apparently they’re our rivals

Jesus, how many knights are here?

>>4983996
technically five since the mob knights count as two

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>>4983976
>>4983978
After "politely" asking the other knights who they are, one of them starts moving very aggressively towards Cain and Abel! He seems friendly.

>>4983986
>>4983994
You recognize one of the present knights as one from The Pure Lilly Covent School for Proper Ladies! A rival order to your own! But that's not important right now! As you see the two fuckers from the order that's supposed to protect the grail!

>>4983979
You stomp your feet and yell out your name. Surely this will win you over with the locals


>>4983981
Seeing present company. You have no choice but to huff. Disdainfully.

>>4983999
ayyyyy that grail lost itself hooded dude, we ain't had nothing to do with it

>>4983999
Strike up the signature mob knight pose together and say "dunno man it vanished

>>4983999
Wow, who's that nerd

>>4983999
Tis an honor

>>4983999
>>4984001
>>4984002
Then you shalt repent for your slacking and restore the Honor of your Order by aiding me in the re-acquisition of the Holy Grail. Onwards, steadfast knights!

Gustaf then picks up both Cain and Able and storms into the city, ignoring the other two dorks with Holy Fervor.

I be back in 20 mins

>>4984001
First chance I get I will castrate you and make sure you life through the experience

>>4984015
>>4984007
<while poorly playing the fuke flute, throw cherry blossoms I the air and act mysterious> heh, with my blade we can't fail

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>>4984001
>>4984002
>>4984007
as the mob knights explain it's no big deal, the scythe knight angrily grabs them and enters the underground part of the city.

>>4984004
You greet the lady knight in a most honorable way.

>>4984003
wow what a nerd

>>4984021
Sick dude we managed to hitch a ride

>>4984021
Drink some beer and offer it to the Scythe Knight so he can chill out lmao

>>4984021
Well he doesn't seem like those larpers the headsister talked about...looks like he's trying to hard to be those Far East knights you heard about though.

>>4984021
<surely this will impress lady knight chan>

>no one picked Amazon so we can't be punch knight
Smhtbhfam
>>4984021
Naruto run to catch up to the others

>>4984029
Forgot the name dammit

>>4984021
>>4984024
There shall be time for Celebration come the success of our mission, but not before. Keep your eyes peeled brothers, for our foes may lurk around every corner.

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>>4984022
>>4984024
>>4984031
CAin and Abel tries to get Gustaf to chill out. But he is a man on a mission. So he keeps his focus. Gotta keep your eye on the ball. Gotta get your head in the game!

>>4984029
>>4984028
>>4984026
As Twinkle was sizing up the weeb, he turns around and naruto runs into the city after the 3 other weirdos

>>4984034
Daintly follow him

>>4984034
put on our serious faces I guess

>>4984034
<try to climb roof to ninja jump only to fail, and then naruto run somemore.>

>>4984034
>>4984037

Wait what’s that noise- was that a cart breaking or is my utter dedication to the mission making me imagine things?

>>4984034
Aggressively pester passersby about any mysterious cloaked strangers (aside from ourselves) or holy artifacts they've seen recently.

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>>4984040
>>4984036
You aggressively ask a random passerby if he's seen shady individuals around.
"y-you see th-the underground is h-home to m-many sh-shady individuals they-they're literally everywh-everywhere please stop shaking me"

>>4984039
>>4984037
>>4984035
the last two followed in their own ways

>>4984048
Start offering beer to the shady/homeless people in exchange for info about the grail; the Scythe Knight's way of doing stuff is way too rough

>>4984048
Yell "ANYONE SEE A GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL"

>>4984048
Start smashing pots looking for the cup

>>4984048
Watch the other knights try to get information

>>4984048
Reflect upon the ancient holy lore I am surely privy to- who would know of such a holy relic, and who of those would have the gall to steal it?

>>4983997
Oh, I got confused by the many trips

>>4984056
>>4984048
Of course! The Apostate Heretics of Twittaria must be operating within the underground of Tower City! They seek to defile the relic! We have no time to waste, inquire with the now boozed up civilians about who controls this territory of the underground and how we can reach their headquarters.

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Rolled 31, 92 = 123 (2d100)

>>4984050
>>4984052
Clearly this needs a more gentle approach.

Roll 1d100 against my first roll

>>4984056
Roll 1d100 against my second roll to remember possible suspects

>>4984053
The locals may or may not take issue

>>4984054
You observe the other's expert interrogation techn iques

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4984074
HERE HAVE A BEER

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4984074
>lore check of 92
I see you're still rigging those fucking dice, OP

>>4984052
ROLL NOW WE GET A CHANCE CAUSE WE GET COUNTED AS ONE KNIGHT

>>4984074
Inquire the nearest maiden because it's clearly not going well for the rest of those bozos.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

oh shit

>>4984095
COULD IT BE?

THE WEEB HAS DIED

>>4984104
I blame orks

>>4984104
Arrested by the Underworld Mob for his poor tastes in Eastern Scrolls.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4984074
May the divines be with me!

>>4984053
>>4984104
he's still smashing pots
anyone can take over for his brain?

>>4984104
Sorry I will show locals drawings of the cup with anime babes holding it

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>>4984075
>>4984095
the old man immediately went to sleep after drinking his beer.
However, screaming about the grail made a little dude come to you from a back alley. "A grail? I think I saw someone with a big cup talking to the local crime lord. I could get you to him, for a price"

>>4984081
You find a pitiful looking street urchin, and ask her for help finding someone.
roll a d100 against me, if I managed to roll it, to convince. Or seduce with a -30 penalty to your roll

>>4984078
>>4984108
You can't remember jack. Which is a shame because it's probably Jack

Weeb knight was contemplating broken pottery, thinking: "I could make a haiku of this I think"

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4984128
you forgot to roll

>>4984128
The pot is broken
There are no grails to be had
There is snow on fuji

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4984130
Hereve, have this

>>4984128
Offer the conehead guy some beer and a few coins in exchange for taking us to the crime lord.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4984134
aw
>>4984133
>5-7-6

>>4984130
dammit

stop giving away all of our fucking beer you thinkbeer grows on trees?

>>4984136
I'm a weeb doesn't mean I actually know japanese poetry

>>4984128
Overhear the exchange between Abel and the man from the long nose tribe and help incentivice him with promises of great rewards should his information lead to the recovery of the holy artifact.

>>4984138
we got a buttload on our donkey, don't worry

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>4984130
>>4984136
...OH FUCK THAT URCHIN GIRL HAS A KNIFE! ROLL 1d20 TO DODGE!

+10 Speed Bonus

>>4984133
>>4984135
>>4984141
"Alright sirs. Just step into this totally safe and non-sketch back alley with me" The coneheaded man says to the knights.

Orkuzashi is called a weeb by the locals for fucking up a haiku

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>4984152
GRAB IT AND DISARM

>>4984128
>>4984141
Add that this mission’s failure would draw the ire of the divines upon us all and that he’ll be the first to die should he not help us

>>4984152
Noone's gonna fuck with Scythe Knight cause he looks badass

>>4984152
Smoke bomb and follow fellow knights but in the shadows!

>>4984152
Follow the man, he is the only lead we have at the present, but draw the Scythe and be on guard for an ambush. Also try to look cool to inspire the lesser knights, they clearly need a proper role model.

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Rolled 64, 54 = 118 (2d100)

>>4984154
you easily grab the waist of, and disarm the young lady with your superior speed!
"let me go you rich bitch!"

>>4984155
after berating the little gnomish creature, you follow it into the dark alley!
>>4984159
you blindly follow scythe knight that looks like he knows what he's doing!
>>4984163
you smoke out the embarassment and follow the other 3!
the three of you, make a preparedness check against my first roll, except scythe knight gets +10 for having the scythe out, and mob knight -30 for being mob knight

second roll is for the type of encounter
1-10: nice encounter
11-50: muggers
51-90: it's a trap!
91-100: it's a nemesis!

Rolled 46, 40 = 86 (2d100)

>>4984203
>-30 for being mob knight
based

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4984203
I can not believe this honest man would lead us into such a foul ambush.

>>4984203
If you wanted money you only had to ask, not try to rob me.
This offer is not valid if you're a man of course.

>>4984211
>54 is a pass
>roll 53
You can't make this shit up.

Rolled 57, 53 = 110 (2d100)

>>4984203

cain your group is in trouble if you don't roll
never go down dark alleyways unless you do a check first

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4984212
"m-miss knight~"

Meanwhile, unrelated to whatever the hell is going on in the first panel. The ground under the alleyway is coming loose! IT'S A PIT TRAP!

EVERYONE IN THE ALLEYWAY ROLL 1d100!

since nobody succeeded the preparedness check, you all get a -25 malus

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4984248
our unluckiness will prove us right

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4984248

>>4984252
Exquisite

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4984248
Just roll a 75 or higher, easy for a man as devout as I. Maybe. Hopefully Please dice gods I need this, I don't want to end up like Quattro.

>>4984248
beautiful...

>>4984228
HEY FEMKNIGHT
JOIN US IN THE ENCOUNTER ALREADY

>>4984248
Now quickly, give me the information before-
>>4984252
>>4984253
>>4984256
WHAT'S THAT SCREAMING

i'ma need a volunteer to step up for mob knight, I stayed up for 20 hours to participate in this

I always knew your ass was weak brother

>>4984270
how about you roll to prove me wrong and take over cause I gotta sleep bro

yeah suure I got this

>>4984248
Honestly, I thought the other OP drew this at first

Hey I passed out for a moment what’s going o-
Oh we’re dying. Cool

>>4984276
We have many secrets

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>>4984252
>>4984253
>>4984256
>>4984260
You hear a terrible rumble and scream as the floor breaks in the back alley, plunging everyone in darkness!
"FOOLS! We don't trust your kind in Tower City!"

Lilly Knight is alone once again

The biggest secret is how much of a pervert OP actually is. You got no idea

>>4984292
Grab around for the light switch, try not to grab anybodys ASS

>>4984292
Great, now I have to rescue some dork knights.
Interrogate the girl for information while stabbing the man that led them to this trap.
Also judge whether you can land safely if you jump in after them.

>>4984292
Prepare with a ninja grappling hook that the king said it was a waste of money but boy was he wrong

>>4984301
My ass has been blessed by a hundred priests. To touch it is to incur the divines’ wrath

>>4984292
Mental Note: Never trust a long nose tribesman again.

Summon forth from your piety Holy Light to illuminate the surroundings. If we're not allowed simple magicks, attempt to find a wall and see if there are any holders for torche.

>>4984303
Nah we’re fine, keep romancin the girl. Follow your destiny

>>4984327
I'm not going to go take the grail by myself without meatsh...companions.

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Rolled 14, 4 = 18 (2d20)

>>4984301
Roll 1d20 against my first roll

>>4984306
Roll 1d20 against my second roll

>>4984310
Roll 1d20. You need to get 12. +3 Special Bonus

>>4984303
Still holding the urchin by the waist, you run into the alley! You find a giant hole in the ground and you hear the dorks down in the pit. The coneheaded man are nowhere to be seen

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>4984333
here we go

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>4984333

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>4984333
The Light Guides me!

I'm stopping there for today, see ya gang

>>4984341
Draw more vampire waifus or its stopping there forever

>>4984340
Are you fucking serious.

>>4984333
Luckily, the weeb knight has attached a hook for easy access downwards or climbing up.
Though you also hear shout about someone touching manass.
Judge how deep is that pit from the hook

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>>4984342
wait are you that guy
saw this post while looking up old threads before this one

>>4984346
I dont remember it might be me. YEah its probably me

>>4984343
You invoked the name of He Who Rolls Bad in the Cusp of Victory, you have been cursed.

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>>4984347
someone out there who likes my Helen doodles... you're a cool guy.

>>4984349
Truly mine is a painful existence.

>>4984352
So is this going to be a Collab OP quest

>>4984359
that's the idea, though my schedule is a lot more complicated than when i was a young and naive OP back then

>that time opee drew for skeleton island in early threads
>he drew marian as big and manly
lmao

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Twinkle arrives at the edge of the pit! Just in time for Orkuzashi to throw up his grappling hook!

Meanwhile Cain and Abel grabs Gustaf's ass.

It was not a good time

>>4984362
Then he took advantage of your child like innocents

>>4984368
Now climb singing the theme song to evangelion for motivation

>>4984368
How deep are they? Maybe me and the urchin thief girl could pull them up if they're shallow enough.

>>4984368
Cain and Abel find themselves unconscious (from being hit in the face) as Gustaf attempts to lob them out of the hole.

mob knights try to lit up a candle

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As the trapped knights find various ways to make it outta the hole....A GAGGLE OF THUGS APPEAR! Seems they don't appreciate you escaping from the pit!

And that's it for this session. See you next time. Whenever that is. Probably when Opee is also available.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>4984386
hell yea. I'll make myself available

So, first session in and the mob bros shaping up to be the leading characters. Not bad

>>4984386
A disasterous first session in terms of dice rolls. Hopefully it won't set a quest lasting precedent for poor Gustaf.

>>4984392
Comic relief is not leading, and now you better get your asses back here or I have to jump in

>>4984393
We shall succeed next time!

>>4984393
You just need to play everything seriously, like everything is a test of your faith.

>>4984394
yeah okay lesbo

I have no idea what is happening in this quest

>>4985023
A bunch of anons control 4 (5) knights on a quest. One of the knights has tits and is a faggot.

>>4985023
Welcome to the club! Just grab some popcorn and bask in the insanity lad, that's what I'm doing!

>>4985030
Or control the knights and be part of the chaos

>>4985031

Fine, I'll control Amazon Knight

>>4985030
Same, I'm more than fine looking at everyone doing their thing. It's pretty cool, keep doing what you're doing fellas

is it dead

>>4986685
GOnna resume in a few days

IRL stuff is a drag

OH NO
I'M LATE

Rolled 54 (1d100)

Attempting to roll for an Antagonist to reveal themselves, the Germanic Herr Ring the Red.

>It was better when it was really bad

What are the chances that the holy grail is actually evil

>>4989024
Low but never zero