Let’s play Pokémon.This time we're headed to JHOTO.Combat will be light (1-2 rolls per big fight) with difficulty based on cleverness or efficacy of our tactics.Our goal is to become Pokémon champion, and perhaps meet for a fateful dual.Quest Archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=pkmn(1/2)
>>4954002It's you! Your name is GOLD.You’re a kid from New Bark Town, and today is the first day of your Pokémon adventure.Obviously, you're a pretty COOL GUY with your hoodie and backwards hat. You find yourself in your room where you have your BED and your PC.A while ago your MOM called you downstairs for something. WHAT DO?>Go Downstairs>Check PC>Catch some Z's >Write in(2/2)
>>4954005>Catch some Z's >Dream of MOM
>>4954005>>Check PC
>>4954005>Check PC>Go DownstairsGold look unfathombly based
Go through mom's underwear drawer since she's downstairs
>>4954005>Go Downstairscan't keep mom waiting
>>4954005>Check our GAME BOY COLOR.
>>4954013Don't be silly, you know MOM doesn't wear any.She's something of a free spirit, that one.>>4954026Your what now?>>4954007>>4954008>>4954011>>4954025OK OK, you decide to check your PC real quick before heading downstairs. Being a COOL GUY you don't really have much time for computers, but they're kind of IN right now. You have the typical PC basics such as ITEM and PKMN storage. You have one POTION in your inventory and no PKMN (you weren't old enough before today!).WHAT DO?>Take Potion>Surf the WEB>Just head downstairs>Write in
>>4954033>Take Potion>Surf the WEB
>>4954033>Shitpost on 4chansey about their new CAPTCHA
>>4954033Taste potion. Who knows what they put in that stuff? You can't be giving your pokeymans that junk unless you know it's the real deal.
>>4954033>Take Potion>Surf the WEB.
>>4954056>>4954033Actually, is that a Poké Ball on our shelf? Grab that shit.
>>4954002>new PKMN questThis is the best day of my life.>>4954033>Take Potion>Surf the WEB
>>4954038>>4954048>>4954052>>4954054>>4954056>>4954061>>4954073You grab the potion AND the spare pokeball on your shelf. There's nothing inside but hey, free pokeball.Time for a quick shitpost on 4chansey. You type up a hefty and offensive screed and hit POST.Wait, what the fuck? CAPTCHA?This thing is unsolvable. You refreshed it like six times and none of them work. This fucking sucks. The internet sucks and is for NERDS, you decide.Anyway, the only thing you want to Captcha is some PKMN.You head downstairs.WHAT DO?>Talk to MOM>Rush outside>Write in
>>4954079>Talk to MOM
>>4954079>Talk to MOM>See if there's any left-overs in the fridge
>>4954079>Talk to MOM>Raid kitchen for snacksWe're a growing boy
>>4954079>Flirt with MOM
>>4954083Supporting.
>>4954079>Check your [COOL DUDE] meter, just in case you gained extra coolness
>>4954106You've gained exactly ZERO extra coolness from dicking around on the internet.>LeftoversYou find half of a Ham Sandwich in a little baggy and stuff it into your hoodie pocket. Nice.>MomThere she is!She's a bit of a ditz sometimes but she takes good care of you. Gosh you love MOM.And it looks like she has something for you." 'Morning, Kiddo. Today's the big day, huh? And check out this timing - your POKEGEAR is back from repair!"Oh yeah, you broke that thing in a tragic kickflip accident. You get your POKEGEAR back. With this thing you can make calls to anyone who shares their number with you, among other things if you get the EXPANSION CARDS.Sweet.WHAT DO?>Head Outside>Mess around with POKEGEAR>Get MOM's number>Write in
>>4954117>Get MOM's number>For EMERGENCIES
>>4954117>Get MOM's number>Check the TIME on your POKEGEAR.
>>4954117>Mess around with POKEGEAR>Get MOM's number>Grab skateboard
>>4954117>>Get MOM's number>>Hug her, she's cool>>Mess around with POKEGEAR
>>4954129do that
>>4954117>Get MOM's number>Put time as yesterday on POKEGEAR and travel through time
>Get Mom's Number"Wha? A c-c-cute boy is asking for my n-number? what do I do?"Oh Geeze. She always gets like this. You manage to get her digits, but note before she acts all weird and embarrasses you completely. >Grab SkateboardYou broke it in the tragic Kickflip accident, sadly. It was a sweet skateboard, you're not entirely over it to be honest.>Check POKEGEARYou check your GEAR. It's pretty sparse at the moment. You have the PHONE APP and the TIME, which is currently set to DAYTIME. It doesn't get more specific than that. Weird.ANYWAY it's time to blow this pop stand and head outside. As you step out the door MOM calls back to you."Hey..." She twirls her hair. "Call me..."Oh God damnit.You slam the door and step out into the morning air.ADVENTURE HERE WE COME.You remember that the weird POKEMON PROFESSOR from your area offered you up a STARTER for your journey, which would be super neat and helpful. After wall what kind of idiot just jumps out into the tall grass swinging their fists? Nah you're gonna play this cool and pick the BEST ONE.WHAT DO?>Head to the PROFESSOR's place>Wander around town>Head towards Route 29>Write in
>>4954154>Head to the PROFESSOR's place
>>4954154>>Head to the PROFESSOR's place
>>4954154>Go for a swimSPEEDRUN
I want to fuck our mom
>>4954174NO. BAD ANON, BAD!MOM IS ONLY FOR CUDDLING ONLY!>>4954154>Head to the PROFESSOR's place
>>4954154>Go for a swimIt's probably hot as hell right now, may as well cool off a bit.
>SwimYou consider a refreshing dip on this fine day. Maybe later, you're too PUMPED to get out there and get adventuring.>ProfessorYou head over to ELM's place. He's a weird dude and you used to think he was kind of a dweeb. Now that you're a little older you realize that it's pretty sweet to work with and research PKMN.He's a bit of a dork, but a kinda cool dork."Heya Gold, how's it hangin?"Yes, a dork."Just like we talked about I can lend you a Starter for your journey. And by lend I mean just like, give to you. I've got a tone of these guys laying around."I've got a Chikorita (Grass Type) a Cyndaquil (Fire Type) and a Totodile (Water Type). They're all pretty good, you can't go wrong.WHO CHOOSE?ChikoritaCyndaquilTotodile
>>4954220>TotodileBecause it's a motherfuckin' Crocodile.
>>4954220>TotodileCyndaquil fags go home.
>>4954220>TotodileTHE CROC
>>4954220>TotodileGlad to see this thread is fuckin' BASED
>>4954220>CyndaquilBut I'd be fine with Totodile. They're both good.
>>4954220>Chikorita (Grass Type)
>>4954220>TotodileFuck yeah, Totodile!
>>4954220>TOTODILEMY BOI
>>4954220>Totodilethe perfect counter for when face off against bernie
>>4954220Awwww yeah, it's YER BOY TOTODILE!"Good choice! He's a ferocious Water type that's sure to serve you well. Be good to him!"You will."Oh by the by, before you set out proper I do need you to do me a quick favor." Oh geeze here it comes. "Hey, don't give me that look. This will be helpful for you, too! I just need you to run a little errand for me. My friend MR. POKEMON has a package for me - he lives just past CHERRYGROVE CITY on ROUTE 30. There's some tall grass in the way, so that Totodile will help you out if a wild PKMN gets agitated. Also MR. POKEMON is super knowledgeable about PKMN training and adventuring, there's really no better way to kick off an adventure than a visit with him!"Welp, fair enough. The guy did give you a pretty sweet PKMN, after all.Oh yeah, what are you going to name this guy?Roll 1 D 100 and write in the name you would like.Highest roll wins!>Write in (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4954262Mastergater get it, cause it's like, it;s like jacking o-
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4954262Big Chompa
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4954262JAWS
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4954262>Deer Park Spring Water
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4954262STEVE IRWIN
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4954262Cya Later
>>4954270I approve.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4954262Lasergator
>>4954270STEVE IRWIN it is.Perhaps IRWIN, for short.Anyway there's no time like the present to get moving on. You've got to meet up with this MR. POKEMON dude that's going to fill you in on whatever nonsense goes into being a PKMN trainer.RT. 29 isn't the most intimidating, but it is the first big step on your journey. This is so cool. You are so cool.WHAT DO?>Avoid the Tall Grass>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
>>4954293>>Avoid the Tall Grass
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4954293>Look for PKMN
>>4954293>>Avoid the Tall GrassWe can go later once we get some pokeballs.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4954293>>Look for PKMN
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4954293>Look for PKMN
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4954293>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4954293>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>4954293>Look for PKMNWhy not?You start trudging around the tall grass looking for a new friend.And there it is! You've seen these guys around, it's a SENTRET!They're pretty common, but you've got to start somewhere.You send out IRWIN.(Note on Combat - you can stick to established moves or make something creative up. For example IRWIN can use Scratch, Leer, and lets say Rage at this point. If you write in something he realistically can't do yet he can try, but it might be harder. We're not going to get too into the weeds about learning moves, so if someone wants to use watergun after a town or two that'll just work. Every attack requires a 1D10 roll.)What do?>Write in Attack (Roll 1D10)>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Run>Write in
>>4954347>>Write in Attack (Roll 1D10)scratch
>>4954354forgot my roll
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4954355fuck
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4954347>IRWIN! Use Scratch!
>>4954356>>4954357>Rolled 10 (1d10)(Oh yeah Critical success and failures are a thing)GAW DAYUM, IRWIN slides in there and slices off a hunk of SENTRET! That's going to leave a mark for sure.That's a critical hit and it doesn't look like its ready for any more fighting.You happen to have a single Pokeball on you, from your room. WHAT DO?>Finish it off>Let it Go>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
>>4954364>>Finish it offWere it a hoothoot I would reconsider it.
>>4954364>>Let it GoCome back as a rival that becomes a friend
>>4954364>Let it Gogo home and be a family 'mon
>>4954364>Let it go for now. It will come back stronger for revenge and then we'll catch it.
>>4954364>Let it GoHe's done, any more would be needlessly cruel.He can live to fight another day.
>>4954364>Let it GoDIdn't notice we could let it go, sure let it go.
>>4954364>Let it GoYou need to train more
>Let it GoAlright, no need to fill up on PKMN right out of the gate. You're a cool guy with cool places to be. You show the flying squirrel thing mercy and just walk away.WHAT DO?>Look for More PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove>Write in
>>4954390>>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove
>>4954390Surely this won't come back as an essential plot beat later. Anyways>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove
>>4954390>Boogie on down to Cherry GroveRemember to teach Steve Irwin the way of COOL on our journey. There's an actual trainer class called "Cooltrainer" out there... and we need to see for ourselves just how cool they are. Are they cool but dorky like Elm is, cool but cool like we want to be... or are the POSERS
>>4954390>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove>Let IRWIN out so he can walk with youHe's gonna need strong legs so he can punt all those punk bitches in the future.
>>4954407Supporting this but adding>Get a new skateboard at some point with our winnings. Or take it from a chump, either or.
>>4954416What winnings? We just beat up a wild Pokemon. The only thing it had was severe lacerations.
>>4954390>>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove>he returns, the king returns! (forgive me if I am mistaken on your identity)
>>4954431Winnings we get taking out chumps in pokebattle with our breadwinner croc
>Cherry GroveYou decide to walk to Cherry Grove City, which oddly enough contains no Cherry Groves and could hardly be described as a City. It's barely a town - but it does have the nearest PKMN Center and MART to your own slice of backwater heaven.Right near the entrance an old man greets you."Hi ho, youngster! Out for your PKMN journey, no doubt! Allow me to show you around a bit!"What? The town has like four buildings. You've BEEN here before. You've actually even seen this old dude before, he's always greeting people and offering to show them around. You think there may be something very wrong with his brain. You should probably indulge him, but...WHAT DO?>Just let him show you around>Politely decline>Ignore him and keep walking>Write in(Last post for the evening!)
>>4954479>Just let him show you aroundIt'd be rude not to.
>>4954479>>Just let him show you around
>>4954479>Ignore him and keep walking
>>4954079I know this is an older post, but that capcha pun sings.>Take the tourYou only live by saying yes to things. Cool dudes say yes
>>4954512+1
Okay, what will be our waifu for this quest?>Whitney>Jasmine>Clair>Karen>Cooltrainer NPC>Kimono Girl NPC>Swimmer Girl NPC>Beauty NPC>one of the Johto Nurse Joys>one of the Johto Officer Jennys>Kris>Lyra>GOLD's Mom>somebody else????????
>>4954619Cooltrainer obviously. She's the only one cool enough to hang with a Cool Guy like GOLD.
>>4954619RED's mom. Or SILVER's.
>>4954619>Waifushit this early.Nigger fuck off
>>4954619heram quest boys
>>4954479>>Just let him show you aroundBeing rude to old people is UNCOOL.
>>4954619Our own mom.Just kidding, too early.>>4954479>Ignore him and keep walking
>>4954619No matter what, we need to keep flirting with all the Joys. >>4954479Glad to see you're back RG. I've been waiting for this.
I just catched on with the threads of red/blue, and I am pissed off for not going for Chuunni joy route at the end
>>4954834Shucks, I wanted the Misty route
>>4954479>Indulge himAlso talk to nurse joy, or whatever qualifies as a medical professional around here. Worst case scenario this guy has dementia, best case scenario he's blind as a bat and can't remember names.Literally started playing soul silver today, I'd say I don't want spoilers from this quest, but it's pokemon.
>>4954839>>4954834Wait, the Joy we went for wasn't the chuuni? She was the hikki one, yes?
>>Just let him show you aroundFIIIIINE. It would be totally UNCOOL not to respect your elders, even the dementia addled ones. He takes you on a quick tour of Cherry Grove city.The PKMN Center. Oooh.The PKMN Mart. Aaaah.Then he hits you with the DEEP LORE of why Cherry Grove has no cherry groves, and why this tiny little town is designated a CITY. Turns out there WERE Cherry Groves way back when and the settlement was really up and coming until cherry imports from Kanto killed the whole thing dead. Cherry Grove managed to stay alive as an outpost between most of Jhoto and Mr. Silver.Huh. That really was kind of interesting. Thanks, old dude!"Here, take this with you. I can't get those newfangled POKEGEAR to work but a youngin like you should have no problem."You get a MAP CARD. With this you have access to a full map of the Jhoto region. Fucking sweet. Respecting your elders is awesome. You gain +1 FILIAL PIETY. Anyway, what are you up to next?>Visit PKMN Center>Visit PKMN Mart>Head to RT 30 (Mr. Pokemon)>Write in
>>4955337>Visit PKMN CenterIt ain't the mall, but it's close enough.
>>4955337>Visit PKMN Centergotta see our first NURSE
>>4955337>Head to RT 30 (Mr. Pokemon)
>>4955337>Visit PKMN CenterWhistle along to the theme?
>>4955337Mart, buy some.pokeballs
>>4955337>Visit PKMN CenterIT BEGINS
>>4955122Yep, it was the hikki at the end
>>4955337>PKMN CenterWe need to see the nurse joy to indulge in our fantasys QM
>PKMN CenterYou decide to visit the local PKMN Center with no ulterior motive whatsoever. It's very clean, and as one might expect of a small town center pretty quiet. The local JOY greets you warmly."Welcome to the Cherry Grove City PKMN Center! How may I help you?"What do?>Heal Totodile>Ask about MR. POKEMON>Flirt>Write in
>>4955405>>Ask about MR. POKEMON
>>4955405>Ask about MR. POKEMON>Ask for her number
>>4955405>Ask about MR. POKEMON>Ask for her numberIs GOLD too cool to flirt?
>>4955405>Heal Totodile>Ask about MR. POKEMON
>>4955405>>Heal Totodile>>Ask about MR. POKEMON>>Ask for her number
>>4955429+1
Anyone else notice that bath has been drawing breasts bigger than he used to? It's not just me right>Heal Totodile>Ask about MR. POKEMONI have decided I want Gold's gimmick to be he does not care about Joy's
>>4955433+1, let's do something different from RED
>>4955337>>Visit PKMN Center>>hit on nurse joy
>>4955433Tbh I think the last PKMN quest had an entirely different artstyle heck just compare this joy with the joys from the first PKMN quest
>>4955433Johto girls built different>Heal Totodile>Ask about MR. POKEMONYou have her heal up Totodile no problem."MR. POKEMON? Oh geeze what is there to say. He's MR. POKEMON! That guy knows everything there is to know about the world's most popular industry and past time. He's great! We're super proud to have him as an almost resident of our humble city."Nice, sounds like a cool dude.Welp, looks like your business is done here.What do?>Head to Rt. 30>Flirt with Joy/ Get her Digits>Poke MART>Write in
>>4955460>Poke MART>>Head to Rt. 30
>>4955460Buy two potions and another ball at the MART, then on to Route 30>Johto girls built differentI have high hopes for RSE after this, QM. I'll be there no matter what
>>4955460>>Flirt with Joy/ Get her Digits>>Poke MART>>4955433>>4955451Yeah, all the girl so far have cute looking eyes and fatter tits compared to before
>>4955460>Flirt with Joy/ Get her Digits
>>4955460>Poke MART>Head to Rt. 30> Thank Joy. It's rad to be respectful to public workers!
>>4955460>>Head to Rt. 30
>>4955460>>Head to Rt. 30>>Flirt with Joy/ Get her Digits
>>4955467The SOUL is stored in the tits
>>4955460>>>Head to Rt. 30>> Thank Joy.
>>4955460Add thanking Joy to my vote in >>4955465. No flirting, just being polite and cool to the women who make it their mission to help people and mons
>>4955460You thank Joy kindly for the information and the service and head out the door."W-wait! Don't you wan't my number or to o-o-ogle my big moomy milk-"SLAM. You're already out the door."Oh GOD my sisters were right. I AM going to die a kissless virgin..."You don't hear that part.ANYWHOYou scoot your boots on down to route 30. Another carefree affair - this route has some grass, some hurdles and some PKMN in the bushes, most likely. What do?>Find MR. POKEMON's House>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
>>4955484>Find MR. POKEMON's HouseMan, being out in the wild outdoors with our radical blue croc is COOL
>>4955484>>Find MR. POKEMON's House
>>4955484>Find MR. POKEMON's House
>>4955484>Find MR. POKEMON's HouseGood work gentlemen besides although it will be an arduous quest. The poster in our room shows we have our sights set on one girl. Clair the dragon type gym leader.
>>4955484>Find MR. POKEMON's House>But in like a cool way, ya know?
asd
>>4955495If she can ride dragons, she can ride us. Simple as.
>Find MR. POKEMON's House>But in like a cool way, ya know?As always you try to find the coolest way to do things, and there's nothing cooler than being fashionably late. You dick around on the route for a few hours, and before you know it the sun sets.It is currently NIGHT TIME.You make your way over to MR. POKEMON's house which was roughly a 10 minute walk from town. Cool.You hit a brisk knock at the door.Nothing.What the heck you try it again.Nada.It's not THAT late, the geezer should be in. What gives?What do?>Just try going inside>Sneak around back>Launch yourself through the window>Write in
>>4955507No fucks given.
>>4955507>Launch yourself through the windowINCOMING
>>4955507>>Launch yourself through the window
>>4955507>Just try going insideAh out first major plot deviation. Or you know he went to like bed or something since it has been a few hours. MKDTV
>>4955507>>>Launch yourself through the windowDYNAMIC ENTRY is always cool
>>4955507>Just try going insideSave our COOL entrances for Team Rocket
>>4955512+1 radical
>>4955507>Launch yourself through the window
>>Launch yourself through the windowOK No problemo. You're a cool guy who can perform that feat with no repercussions.(I rolled a D10 for this and rolled a 10 - in the future I'll remember to have a reader do it >.>)You launch yourself through the window with ease - turns out it was a crack open and you slip right in. You start dusting off your shorts and OH FUCK MR. POKEMON IS DEAD.Looks like his throat was slashed wide open, and not long ago.Beside him is a short note. It reads:"Dear Reader,If you find this letter, I am Dead. Please note that I have a MYSTERY EGG meant to be delivered to my good friend PROFESSOR ELM in NEW BARK TOWN. I also meant this POKEDEX, a portable PKMN encyclopedia for the young man meant to deliver the egg. Nobody to my knowledge has a grudge against me and I've never had any thoughts of self harm. I write one of these each and every day. Love and Kisses, MR.POKEMON."Wow what a weirdo. You scoop up the EGG and the POKEDEX, but there's more to this. There's a mystery afoot.WHAT DO?>Inspect the body>Search the House>Call the cops>Write in
>>4955535>Inspect the body
>>4955535>Call the cops, only when they show up and you tell the story then snoop around.We're too cool to not make a foolish move and getting the blame for this murder.
>>4955535>Call the copsRIP to this guys
>>4955535>>Call the copsthen. before they arrive>>loot the body
>>4955535> Take the note to show them and then> Call the CopsIt's Radical to report any instances of crime to local authorities. also don't loot the body. Let's not just repeat the last quest yeah? I like the vibe we have going so far.
>>4955542Going to also support this if my vote doesn't get any fanfare.
>>4955535>Call the cops>Give STEVE IRWIN MR. POKEMON'S HATHe'll look dapper as fuck
>>4955542+1
>>4955546supporting
>>4955546This, but inspect the body too.
>>4955535>Inspect the bodyFUCK, I wanted to meet Oak. He's the coolest guy ever.
>>4955546+1But inspect the body before the police
>>4955559Oak is financially ruined and his son is forevermore dead and castrated. Several times.
>Inspect the BodyYou check it out. He's a dead old dude, alright. Years of true crime shows tell you that his defensive wounds means this was for sure an attack, but that's about it.>Give IRWIN the hatYou do that. He looks great.>Call the copsNot a particularly COOL thing to do but there's a dead guy so it's whatever.The cop shows up, and if it isn't Officer "Rock Hard" Jenny. This Musclehead mama is the only cop in town and you have to admit - she's pretty cool."Alright, what's going on here? Dead guy? Clear Murder? Yeah this is a case for..." She flexes her impeccable abdominals and tilts down her aviator shades. "Me."Cool.She goes over the scene and finds the same thing you do - no apparent break in (good job with the window), no weapon and no motive. "Well, we've got a clear cut case of there being a SICK FUCK out there. And we're going to catch him." What's this WE shit?What do?>Let Jenny tag along for a bit>Ditch her>Ask to touch her abs>Write in
>>4955577>Let Jenny tag along for a bit>Ask to touch her absNew plan lads, we commit petty crimes to meet more Jennys and flirt with them
>>4955577>Ask to touch her abs
>>4955577>>Let Jenny tag along for a bit
>>4955577>Let Jenny tag along for a bit>Head back to Professor Elm's lab, break the bad news to him
>>4955579Alright supporting this but touch the guns too and make a philosophical explanation that we want to compare with our own bod. Y'know to see where we stack and how much we need to git gud to remain our cool factor.Thus no perving. That's anti-cool.
>>4955577>Let Jenny tag along for a bit>Ask for numberYou know, so we can contact her in case we find any clues.
>>4955577>Let Jenny tag along for a bitEvery Jenny we meet from now on is a different cop trope
>>4955590>inb4 she says it's 911
>>4955577>Let Jenny tag along for a bit> Ask for her number, we need to have her contact info in case some shit like this happens again.
>>4955579support
>>4955577>Let Jenny tag along for a bit>Ask to touch her abs>Ask for number
>Let Jenny Tag Along"Correct choice, citizen. You can be my little deputy."What do you mean, little?>Ask to touch her abs"I'm not supposed to let civvies touch my weapons, but seeing as you're deputized it probably can't hurt."You run your hand along her chiseled abs. They're taught, yet soft. They make you feel SOME TYPE OF WAY. Cool.>Get her numberShe tilts her shades. "It's 911, baby."She also gives you her personal number. Nice.You make your way back to ELM's lab, but on the way you you spot someone sprinting away. He nearly bowls you over!You hear cries from the lab - "Stop, Thief!"You turn to officer Jenny. "One crime at a time is my rule, kid. You handle this."WOW. Looks like you're going to have to fight this guy. WHAT DO?>Send out Totodile (name attack, Roll 1D10)>Sock him right in the mouth (Roll 1D10)>Just let him go>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>4955624>Sock him right in the mouthNONE ESCAPE OUR JUSTICE
Rolled 6, 10 = 16 (2d10)>>4955624>>Send out Totodile (name attack, Roll 1D10)>>Sock him right in the mouth (Roll 1D10)broves just do both
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4955624>Sock him right in the mouth (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4955624> sock him right in the mouth.Stealing is not radical
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4955624>Sock him tight in the mouth
> a crit succ and crit fail for the punch in the mouth leaving us with a six. Honestly could've been worse
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>4955624Swift knee to the groin!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4955624>Sock him right in the mouth (Roll 1D10)
>PunchOof. That was way more low rolls than high.You take a swing and whiff completely. The mysterious strangers barely even has to dodge, and lets out a laugh."Wow, big hero. VERY cool."Wait he doesn't mean that at all. He's saying you're NOT COOL. You hate him."Starting with this PKMN I'm going to become the most powerful trainer around, and nobody will be able to stop me. Especially not some lameass backwards hat dork."You decide that you are going to kill him in front of a cop.But first, a PKMN Battle.What do?>Send Totodile (Name Attack, Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4955646>>Send Totodile (Name Attack, Roll 1D10)should have done both
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4955646>IRWIN! Use Leer!
>>4955646>KICK HIM IN THE DICK Nah, fuck this weeb ass.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4955646>Send Totodile, use PIT BULL MAUL
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4955646>Send Totodile (Name Attack, Roll 1D10)RAGE
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4955646> send totodile Bite the fuck out of his leg, but like not enough to cause extreme damage we need to send a message.
>>4955649oh and tackle
>>4955646>STEVE IRWIN uses TACKLE on dickhead
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4955646>>4955662Helps if I roll
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4955646>Send Totodileleer at him really hard.
>>4955650Irwin starts a staring contest and gets BONKED on the noggin for his trouble. A critical hit!He's pretty dazed but he can keep going for now....What do?>Attack (name attack, Roll 1D10)>Surrender>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4955670>Attack (name attack, Roll 1D10)pull its leaf off its head
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4955670>Grab it by the leaf and swing it away
Jesus dude.
>>4955673>>4955674he's fuckin dead bros
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4955670>>Attack (Gold wades in with a heavy tree branch and knocks Silver's teeth out)
>>4955673>>4955674>>4955678JESUS CHRIST
>>4955673>>4955674>>4955678Holy shit, that wasn’t cool at all
>>4955673>>4955674>>4955678Goddamnit.
Can we like get a positive outcome from this. Fuckin' christ
>>4955670This gay little leaf creature is the stingray to our poor little Irwin
>>4955673>>4955674>>4955678Silver-lining, we now have a fucking rival and a reason to git gud.
>>4955673>>4955674>>4955678Uhhhhh Fucking WOW. You get absolutely demolished in your very first PKMN battle. Like not even close.You can just stand there and stare like some kinda NOT COOL IDIOT....
>>4955694>learns Razor Leaf at level 8that fucking explains it.
>>4955694>Pull out a gun
>>4955694"PFFFF Are you serious?" He's laughing hysterically at you. You have no comeback. This sucks."You should probably just give up. That was actually the saddest, lamest thing I've seen."You stare at the ground. Jenny chimes in."Uh, Gold I think uh, I think I'm gonna hang out with that guy instead."What? What about the murder?"Don't care. He's ya know, really cool. And you're really... uh... not that."Jenny leaves the party.Then they both leave, laughing.This is something of a LOW POINT.Ugh. What do?>Wallow in self pity>Get over to ELM's lab>Stop by home>Write in
>>4955701>Put on an eyepatch. We are now PUNISHED GOLD.
>>4955670>Take our pokemon to the pokecenter and cry away our sorrows with joy
>>4955701>>Stop by home
>>4955701> Just shrug it off and skate back to Elm's lab the tru show of coolness is knowing how to come back when you're at your lowest point. Make sure to stop by the pokemon center to heal up Irwin.
>>4955701Pokemon center... Then we're going to fucking level up to ten.
>>4955701>Make sure STEVE IRWIN is alright>Get over to ELM's labOne fucking day, I swear to god. We're gonna super cool and swole as fuck.
>>4955701>Push this sadness deep down. Cool guys don't cry>Let it fester into rage>Vow to get stronger and beat the fuck out of this nerd
>>4955711Also this. Gotta turn this pain into gains.
>>4955707supporting this
>>4955701>Take STEVE IRWIN to the PKMN CenterDoesn't matter how COOL or UNCOOL you are, bros look out for bros
>>4955714Also these >>4955709>>4955715We need to get stronger but we also need to look out for our bro.
We must VOW to GET STRONGER and SHOVE OUR HAT down that IDIOT'S THROATWe are going to make him eat both his words, and the hat.
>>4955701Supporting >>4955707Some lame won’t keep us down
Also, for the love of god STOP rolling after we get high rolls. From the way it looks like, it seems to be some kind of average, considering we missed the punch despite getting high rolls.
>>4955703>Put on an eyepatch. We are now PUNISHED GOLD>Start investigating this murder solo, to redeem ourselves.
>Shrug it offHey, that's right. You remember that being cool isn't about being cool all of the time. Even the coolest dudes have decidedly uncool things happen to them all the time. It's all about how you deal with the uncool stuff.Besides, it was your first day. Sure it was his first day too but these things happen. You make the very cool and mature decision to not let it get to you.You gain one point in HEART OF GOLD.ANYWAY,You get over to ELM's lab where everyone is kicking up a fuss. Apparently some kid named Silver stole one of ELM's PKMN. That's not very cool at all. You tell him about the also uncool thing that happened to MR. POKEMON. He wonders if they're related. You do too.You hand over the EGG, and ELM rewards you with 5 POKEBALLS and 500G. Finally some cash in your pocket. The real adventure begins now.You have no leads on that murder, but you'll keep looking into it as you go.WHAT DO?>Time to move forward, onward to Route 31>Stop by and visit MOM>Look for PKMN around here (Roll 1D100)>Write in
>>4955707Support
>>4955736>>Stop by and visit MOMIt’s always cool to check on family
>>4955736Time to make the most uncool thing, PIGS, cool. Let's play cop>Stop by and visit MOM
>Stop by and visit MOMLet's visit mom before we go start our journey and whatever.
>>4955736>Stop by and visit MOM>Grab your backpack while you're there
>>4955736>Stop by and visit MOMjust we can ignore the obvious sexual situation a second time
>>4955736>>Look for PKMN around here (Roll 1D100)
>>4955748I assume GOLD is just immune to general thottery.Remember, there's only one bed in that entire house. He must have nerves of steel.
>>4955743Is that going to be GOLD's thing, being completely stone-faced when it comes to waifus? Or is he just ignoring the nurses?
>>4955753He felt some type of way about Jenny and has a Clair poster in his room who is also fit. So I don't think that's it. Maybe he just has a type.
>>4955756I hope once we come across the COOLTRAINER girls, something nice will happen.
>>4955736>Stop by and visit MOM>>4955756>He felt some type of way about JennyNot anymore, wonder how GOLD'll react to Clair flipping out UNCOOLY after she loses
>>4955747OH SHIT WE NEED OUR BAG FOR ALL OUR COOL STUFF
>>4955762>over his journey, GOLD realizes how everybody he thought was COOL was actually LAME>while everybody he thought was LAME had real COOL to them inside, like ELMHe already has a lot of character development going for him different from RED. I like that
>>4955760Which one is the cooltrainer again?
>>4955768that depends, because I don't know whether Bath is gonna use heartgold and soulsilver designs as well. Since he used the Let's Go ones in Red/Blue quest on ocassion.
>>4955768Here.
>>4955782Both look tomboyish, so it's cool either wayWill Gold be a tomboy appreciating patrician?
>>4955762support
>Stop by and visit MOMWhat kind of son would you be if you didn't say hi to dear old MOM when you're in town?"Hi Gold, are you Pokemon Champion already?"Uh, about that.You tell her about your day. Even... that part."Ohh Honey. I'm Sorry. You'll get em' next time. You know you'll always be cool to me."Thanks, Mom."And it's so late, maybe we should just go to bed?"WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS PHRASE STUFF LIKE THAT!?What do?>Go to Bed>Onward to Route 30>Check Fridge>Write in(Last post for the evening!)
>>4955833>Get Backpack>Onward to Route 30Forward we march.
>>4955833>>Onward to Route 30
>>4955833>Go to bed>Reflect on today's experienceA real COOL guy always learns from his mistakes
>>4955833>Onward to Route 30How can you think about sleeping when there's gyms to conquer?
>>4955833>Go to Bed>Cheer up Irwin a bit
>>4955833>Check Fridge>Onward to Route 30Gotta keep moving forward.
>>4955756I'm fine going with strong, cool girls like that jenny and Clair. Though the former has been soured for acting like a thot and not a respected police officer.
>>4955833>>Go to Bedlast night at home before adventure
>>4955839Supporting this. We must recover and regain our cool points.
>>4955841Also want to add this onto >>4955839 Irvin needs some pep talk to keep his RESOLVE as well as his STRENGTH up. We don't have time for angist.
>>4955833>>Go to Bed>>cuddle our pokemon
>>4955833>Go to Bed>Make plans to start traveling and training STEVE IRWIN early in the morning
>>4955833>Check Fridge>Onward to Route 30
Wait..I just realize something. Are we gonna see Crystal and/or Lyra in this quest as well?
>>4955849Mhm yesNo thots, only our buddy.
>>4955859>GOLD might be into fit tomboysDamn, Crystal fits the bill, but would she be COOL as well?
>>4955864She is chasing the COOLEST (pun intended) legendary of the 3 dogs so I'd say she would fit the bill.But Lyra can also be the sassy genki girl who oozes alpha bitch energy. Two different flavors of fit.
>>4955867I'm guessing Gold might be less into sassy and smug and more into just cool.
>>4955871Gotta be able to roll with the punches. It's uncool being unable to take playful banter and ripping with your bros (gal bros included).Also at some point, there needs to be a version of pic related with Gold being showered with money by either Red or Crystal while Lyra is holding the mic, Silver is lying on the ground defeated, Blue throwing a tantrum, Red/Crystal in jail and Green praying.
>>4955833Go to bed. Also ask our Mom, how cool were she and dad back then.
>Start the quest thinking our journey is to become better than RED>SILVER kicks our shit in with no effort in our first battle>Realise our journey is to become truly COOL after our loss and cleanse the tainted legacy left by BLUE after his own defeats
>>4955849Seconding.
>>4954834I was there and I'm mad nobody went for Green/Leaf. She was a ditz but god damn it she was ours.
>>4955898She didn't even show up
>>4955849This.
>>4955902I think she was reference and shown here and there but we (the character red) never ACTUALLY met her. I think, it's been years since I last seen it.
>>4955911Anon she was shown when given the option to pick a gender but not after that. I think you're mandela effecting yourself.
>>4955914She wasn't even shown during that.
>>4955926Okay then he's super mandela affecting himself then
>>4955833>Go to Bed>cuddle our pokemon>Get Backpack>Check Fridge>Onward to Route 30
>>4955845I would post Clair porn, but it's too early both in this thread and in this quest
>>4955895Changing my vote to the speed run posted at >>4955943>>4955952Keep it to lewds.
I would examine the wound, but that's science stuff and that's for NERDS.Call cops and kick it till they turn up. >grab a hi-c ecto cooler from the fridge while we wait.
>>4956551Remember to press [update ] when checking your tabs guys
>>4956551If it's still nighttime I wanna motherfn hoot hoot.
I still think that QM is the guy who ran this little gem the art style is too similar to be chance
>>4956632He is. It's not a secret.
>SleepYou and Mom go to sleep and nothing weird happens.>Cuddle your PKMNThat happens.>Check the fridgeYou grab an ice cood Hi-C Ecto Cooler and add it to your SNACK POUCH.>Get on with itNew day, new you. You head on out to Route 30/31 - It's time to get adventuring. There are wild PKMN out here to flesh out your Team and trainers to battle. You don't need to GRIND but trainer battles will net you some cash and you might meet some interesting new friends.WHAT DO?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Seek Trainer Battle>Just hustle to the next town (Violet City)>Write in
>>4956690>>Seek Trainer Battle
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4956690>Look for PKMNOk this time FOR REAL. Cool adventure START
>>4956690>Seek Trainer BattleTime to build our confidence back up.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>Look for PKMNWe gotta find a buddy.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4956690>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)It would be wise to get something good
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4956690>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)We need another partner for our buddy before doing trainer battles.
>Look for PKMNYou do that, shuffling through the tall grass until something shows up.Soon enough, there it is! Your POKEDEX Chimes in, but you've seen these before - it's a PIDGEY!Alright, time to beat it up and-"Heeey!"A voice calls out from nearby.A fashionable young woman breaks into the brush from the path."Hey! You're GOLD, right? The name's CRYSTAL. ELM sent me after you because he realized that with MR. POKEMON dead, nobody around has actually taught you how to catch a PKMN. Want me to show you the ropes?"Oh God, she's right. You're just winging it here but you have no practical experience in the ways of capturing a PKMN. WHAT DO?>Let her show you how>Nah, I got this>Flirt>Write in
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4956720>Nah, I got this>Pitch a Pokeball at the PIDGEY as hard as you possibly can
>>4956720>Let her show you howVery well
>>4956720>>Nah, I got this>>Flirt>>Be if she wanna give us some pointers after we done, be our guest!
>>4956720>Let her show you how>Flirtsure why not.
>>4956720>>Let her show you how
>>4956720>Let her show you how>Flirt
>>4956720>>Let her show you how>>FlirtSounds like a pretty cool girl
>>4956720>>Let her show you how >>Flirt
>Let her show youYou play it cool. Beginner's mind.You're paying full attention."Great! It's really easy, but it's nice to see it done first. First we weaken it with one of our own PKMN.."She sends out a MARIL which proceeds to squirt the PIDGY with water. It's really pissed off!""Then you just chuck the ball at it's head..."...She Catches it!"See? Easy as pie!" She says with a wink.She cute.>FlirtYou compliment her stance. She giggles. You trade numbers with her!You gain 1 point in the HEARTBREAKER skill tree.With her job done, she waves."See ya down the road, GOLD. We're both out to be the best, so I'm sure we'll meet again. Or you can call me!" Another wink. This girl is really winky. ANYWAY. Now you know how to catch. WHAT DO?>Look for More PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Seek Trainer Battle>Move on to RT. 31>Write in
>>4956751>>Seek Trainer Battle
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4956751>Look for More PKMN (Roll 1D100)Having at least 2 pokemon on our team would be good since they could potentially train together as we travel.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4956751>Look for More PKMN>CRYSTAL shows up>Oh shit nic->Lyra designWhy would you do this to me Bath?
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4956751>Look for More PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4956751>>Look for More PKMN (Roll 1D100)
also maybe we like, call after the first gym battle maybe? Keep each other updated with how far along we are. also can I say the decisions we've made so far already make me like Gold much more than Red?
>>4956756Think the original Crystal design will show up somewhere else?>inb4 the Team Rocket infiltration happens with her instead of us>Silver catches her out but helps her like canon>except the uniform scene goes exactly the way players and doujins have always wanted and known>Crystal design gets with Silver and not usI can see this happening offscreen
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4956751>>Look for More PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>4956765Or we interject because trying to force someone into removing their clothes is super UNCOOL
>>4956766Damnit, no more rolling for me
>>4956766that's our sixth 1 already. jesus
>>4956766Damn it MISSINGNO
>>4956765>>4956765I hope so since while I do like Lyra, it's rather unfortunate to combine the two together rather than doing both Crystal and Lyra. >>4956761>>4956756you and me both brotha
cursed quest confirmed
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4956751>Look for More PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>4956756I just like this design more :)>Look for PKMNAlright time to scrounge up a new friend of your own.More tall grass, more waiting aaaand...Oh! It's a HOPPIP!It's adorable. Time to crush it.WHAT DO?>Send in IRWIN (Write in attack, Roll 1D10)>Throw POKEBALL (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4956783>>Send in IRWIN (Write in attack, Roll 1D10)Scratch. Let's just weaken it.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4956783>Send in IRWIN>Scratch>I just like this design more :)UNCOOL Bath, UNCOOL
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>4956783>>Throw POKEBALL (Roll 1D10)Applying the max velocity pitch strategy (MVPS)
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4956783>IRWIN! Use Scratch!Should make for a nice salad.
>>4956783>Throw POKEBALL (Roll 1D10)Catch this fucker
>>4956789WHY ARE MY ROLLS ALL CURSED
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>4956793whoops forgot to roll
>>4956794dude you make us looks like a poser instead of a cool dude
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4956783>>Send in IRWIN (Write in attack, Roll 1D10)tackle
do only low rolls count or whatwe got a 6 so it should be ok right?
>>4956798o this is good
GOLD. Coolest kid around, only his terrible luck letting him down. If only he didn't burn down a mirror store as a baby.
>>4956787>>4956789>>4956790>>4956799Crits typically take priorityIRWIN goes in for a scratch but totally whiffs it. The HOPPIP gloats and soaks in the sun.OK no biggie - we can roll with that. Just take a breath and go for it one more time.WHAT DO?>(Write in attack, Roll 1D10)>Throw POKEBALL (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4956804Scratch again.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4956804>(Write in attack, Roll 1D10) ScratchLet's keep a cool head. Not all first strikes are a OHKO
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4956804>Have STEVE IRWIN jump into our hands>Boost him up for an airborne scratch
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4956804Scratch that motherfucker.
WE GOT SOME GOOD ROLLS STOP ROLLING
>ScratchNICE. Irwin takes a good chunk of that orbiting onion and it looks pretty messed up.You'd have to REALLY mess up to not catch it.What do?>Throw POKEBALL (Roll 1D10)>Write in
>>4956810it's a shame, really wanted to roll to pitch Irwin in the lettuce's face
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4956814>Throw pokeballMVPS go
Wait a second boys. Do we really want a hopper for our first pokemon? We only have one ball unless cool gal Crystra gave us some balls.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4956814Catch it.
>>4956817Never mind, fate decided we should get it. So we should abide by the ten roll and stop rolling.
>>4956818The Professor gave us 5 balls, and we can buy some more. After Hoppip gets past the baby Splash phase it's got some decent status moves. Sort of depends on what gen we're taking movepools from, I'm assuming HGSS.
>>4956817stop rolling
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>4956814Catch that bitch.
>>4956866STOP ROLLING
>>4956863Hey I want it to use plant type V create, i'm sure he can
>>4956751Oh wow it just hit me, the pants of Lyra's jean overalls are not actually that short in Gen 4
>>4956874Yeh she thicc here which is all the more reason to go for her. Forget the joys and jennys. We're a real cool man.
>>4956817BOOM.It's a sure thing - You caught HOPIP!Finally a win for the good guys, and a new friend too.This guy'll be ready to go next time you visit a PKMN center, until then he'll be passed out in the ball.OK, let's keep this thing moving- WHAT DO?>Seek Trainer Battle>Move on to RT. 31>Write inALSO, Roll 1D100 to name our new HOPPIP friend
>>4956878>Move on to RT. 31, and look for a pokemon center to heal up.We can do Trainer battles and grind once we recovered. Irwing didn't take any damage but we must not get cocky.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4956878> Seek a trainer battle always helpful Hoppip shall be named Kirby.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4956878>Move on to RT.31Name Hoppip Pikmin because PKMN is associated with Pikmin in my mind.
>>4956881Yes.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4956878Naming it Brutaxinator
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4956878>>Seek Trainer BattleThis shouldn’t be to bad for me to roll on, Pip since I think it sounds cute
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4956878>Move on to RT. 31>NameTWISTIT
>>4956881support
Brutaxinator it is.>Move onYou don't want to waste all day here. This is just the starting zone, after all. You start making moves towards RT. 31 but you feel a determined set of eyes lock on to you...You remember that some Trainer battles are unavoidable.An overwhelming presence stands before you. It's killing intent is potent."Hey, wanna battle?" the creature says."My Rattata is in the percentage." Uh oh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na3y2TIY6r8&ab_channel=WWEMusicWhat do?>Send in Irwin (Write in ATK, Roll 1D10)>Surrender>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4956906>Send in Irwin (Write in ATK, Roll 1D10)Water Gun.We don't got time for Jimmy's bullshit.
>>4956906> Send in Irwin Scratch > Write inOh hey Joey, how's it going man. You been alright?
>>4956912Well, time to stop rolling
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>4956906>>4956912Gotta go with this.
>>4956912Did I just do a power of friendship/shonen resolve bullshit move here?Hot damn.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4956912support
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4956914I am terrified of rolling now but here we go.
>Water GunIt's a little early in his development for such a maneuver, but IRWIN pulls it off - and how!You knock that top percentage Rattata out in one shot!Wowzer. The kid is baffled. Still, he forks over 100g."Wha- that was... INCREDIBLE. MISTER!! I want my Rattata to get strong like that! Rattata, WATER GUN! haha!"uhhh, you don't think this kid quite gets it. Still, you admire his plucky attitude.You get YOUNGSTER JOEY's number. You didn't ask for it, but you got it.And... HELL YES, you just won your first trainer battle! Sure it was against a child who is clearly not reading at his proper grade level, but you won. Cool.Just ahead you see the short RT. 31, and beyond it Violet City. But right nearby is a local landmark known as DARK CAVE. They call it that on account of how dark and cavelike it is. You know that navigating it right now isn't going to work out, but you COULD peek your head in and see if you can find a cool PKMN. if you get a high SEARCH roll it might even be something rare.WHAT DO?>Head into Violet City>Check DARK CAVE for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4956934>Check DARK CAVE for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4956934>>Check DARK CAVE for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>4956934>Head into Violet City, find the pokemon centerHeal our crew first then do spooky cave. We must not let ourselves get cocky, even if we went FURTHER BEYOND.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4956934>>Check DARK CAVE for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>>4956940Acting carefully is for lamezer
>>4956934>Head into Violet City
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4956934>Check DARK CAVE for PKMNI mean it's not like we'll be body snatched.Again.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4956934>>Check DARK CAVE for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>4956941Gunho is what got red fucked over plenty of time.Eh screw it supporting >>4956944
>>4956948Wasn't around here back at first thread time, so nice to know. Could you detail the implications of "getting fucked"?
>>4956953>Getting Body Snatched by a Ditto>MISSINGNO fuckery>Brutalizing Blue to the point that he nearly wanted to steal our dick to replace his>Getting kicked in the balls by the NEET Joy for being too touchy I thinkI think we did something that fucked over our hand and having it be healed with the pokecenter magic to make the golden finger. But that's just the tip of the iceberg.
>>4956957>>Brutalizing Blue to the point that he nearly wanted to steal our dick to replace hisI fail to see it as us getting fucked. Little fucker got what it deserves for counterpicking us
>>4956958We got our ass kicked and almost lost our dick before taking advantage of dumb luck. He got swole as fuck. He's a dick but we could've saved ourselves a whole lot of bull if we didn't fuck over his dick. Killing his rattacaite was more than enough.
>Look for PKMNYou check out the entryway of DARK CAVE. A bit spooky in here. Hey look, a GEODUDE.What do?>Send in IRWIN (Name ATK, Roll 1D10)>Keep looking (Roll 1D100)>Just leave>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4956964>>Send in IRWIN (Name ATK, Roll 1D10)Water Gun. Let's not catch this guy.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4956964Applying the max velocity pitch strategy (MVPS)
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4956964>Send in STEVE IRWIN>Water Gun
>>4956967good stop rollin'
>>4956967>>4956969STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD.Good job.
>>4956966>>4956967>>4956969You combine throwing IRWIN at it and a WaterGun attack - It's super effective!You can't throw IRWIN far, he's pretty big even at this stage, but still the seems to enjoy the COMBO ATTACK.Oh, hope you weren't looking to catch that GEODUDE because you fucked it up beyond all repair. It faints!Oh well.What do?>Search for a more rare PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Head to Violet City>Write in
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4956964>Search for a more rare PKMN (Roll 1D100)
jesus guys where were these when we fought silver>>4956977>Head to Violet City
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4956977>>Search for a more rare PKMN (Roll 1D100)If we're going to do this then we might as well do it right.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4956977>>Search for a more rare PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4956977>Search for a more rare PKMNTHE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED
>>4956977>>Search for a more rare PKMN (Roll 1D100)1 les gooooooo!!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4956997fuck, forgot the roll
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4956977>Search for a more rare PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>4957002Holy fuck, did you just find a shiny?!
>Search for a more rare PKMNYour rolls are mediocre, but the bonus you get from CONTINUED SEARCHING along with HEART OF GOLD (oh, that's how that works...)Net you a relatively RARE PKMN - It's a TEDDIURSA! >>4957002ffff saw this right before I posted...!What do?>Send in IRWIN (Name ATK, Roll 1D10)>Throw Pokeball (Roll1D10)>Run>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4957007>Send in IRWIN (Name ATK, Roll 1D10)Tackle
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>4957007>>Send in IRWIN (Name ATK, Roll 1D10)scratch to weaken
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4957007pitch blast combo
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4957007Make the Teddy a shiny based on >>4957002Anyway >Send in IRWIN (Name ATK, Roll 1D10)Tackle
>Tackle Scratch WaterYou try a whole bunch of things, to moderate success.The TEDDIURSA and IRWIN are really scrapping it out. They both look exhausted. Also you notice that this TEDDIURSA is a bit different than the POKEDEX entry. He's kinda weird. Kinda... SHINEY. You want to catch this guy.What do?>ATK (Write in, Roll 1D10)>Throw POKEBALL (Roll 1D10)>Run>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>4957038>STEVE IRWIN grapples TEDDIURSA>Throw POKEBALLCOME ON STEVE IRWIN
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4957038>>Throw POKEBALL (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4957038>>Throw POKEBALL (Roll 1D10)Applying the max velocity pitch strategy (MVPS)
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4957038>>Throw POKEBALL (Roll 1D10)GOTTA CATCH DA SHINY!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>4957038
>>4957048> Throw pokeball.
>Throw PokeballIt's a little dicey, but a pair of 8s seal the deal - Oh yeah, you just caught yourself a SHINEY TEDDIURSA!This little guy is tough, a rare find AND the a SHINEY.All things considered you are not off to a bad start here!Your whole team is pretty tuckered though, you should probably head towards town.In the meantime...>Roll 1D100 to name the TEDDIURSA!
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4957065Freddy
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4957065GOLDIE
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4957065>Head to town and heal up your party.We completed our objective, best not to tempt fate.Freddy
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4957065>Teddy Rosevelt
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4957065Roosevelt
>>4957071Shit, I want the surname to be this.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4957065Supporting >>4957071
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4957065P-Bear
>>4957071yes, this, all of the yes
> my five nights at freddies joke choice might winWait no.
>>4957080roll to support it then so it wins
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4957080aight
>>4957081I was saying Freddy for Nightmare on Elm Street jokes, that or Freddy Mercury.
oh thank god.
>>4957080Then roll for it anon
>>4957085fuck yeah
So real talk, we should probably plan our team setup based on what we got so far.Toodadile and Teddy can easily shape up to be the heavy-hitting tanks while Hop is the crowd control/status effect wiz.
>>4957085Fucking grand, now all we need to do is find a big stick for Teddy
>>4957091Alright, we'll just need a landorus-T with stealth rock, earthquake, half turn and knock off for role compression
>>4957096One gen too far even IF we're going by HG/SS logic.
>TeddyOK you don't get big points for creativity there but it fits. >Violet CityNot far from the cave is the BIG CITY. Well it's not that big but the biggest you've been to so far. There's no shortage of things to do here, including the PKMN Center, PKMN Mart, there's a GYM - oh yeah you haven't even THOUGHT about Gyms yet. You're supposed to go there and win a battle to get a BADGE. You'll figure it out.There's also a POKEMON SCHOOL for up and coming trainers, and the world famous SPROUT TOWER - you can't miss that one.WHAT DO?>PKMN Center>PKMN Mart>GYM>SCHOOL>TOWER>Write in
>>4957102>PKMN CenterLet's quit delaying this and get our bros healed up already.
>>4957102>PKMN Center
>>4957102>PKMN CenterOur boys need healing.
>>4957102>PKMN CenterGot to get healed up
>>4957105Also not that I'm invested in it but since this is the gen that started the whole "gender" thingWhat gender are our mons?
>>4957102>>PKMN Center
>>4957110Seems like they're all boys as of now. Irwin, Brutaxinator and Roosevelt.
>>4957102>PKMN CenterLet's see our nurse
>>4957120> Walks into PKMN center> Heals pokemon> Calls Lyra to tell her about the shiny> Calls Mom> Leaves
>>4957123supporting this
I constantly fear that Bathsalts has said this was the last post for the night and I'm sticking around for nothing. It's happened twice now
>>4957161We've got one or two more in the tank>PKMN CenterGood call. You get over to the Center and get your team healed up.Inside you meet a very tired looking JOY."Hey kid. Yeah we can heal your little monsters just keep it down."What do?>Ask why she's so Tired>Flirt>Call someone (Write in)>Go somewhere else in town (Write in)>Write in
>>4957166>Ask why she's so Tired>FlirtMaybe we should have gone with the first one…
>>4957166>Ask why she's so Tired
>>4957166>>Ask why she's so Tired
>>4957166>Ask why she's so tired>Plan to make a call to Lyra about our progress, including our shiny new friend Teddy.>Don''t flirt, a tired person has no time for shenanigans and we're not desperate.
>>4957166>Ask why she's so Tired>Call Lyra to talk about our progress
>>4957166>Ask why she's so Tired>>4957168NO.Gold will not flirt with joys.
>>4957166>>Ask why she's so Tired>>Call Lyra to talk about our progress
>>4957168support
>>4957168+1>>4957184Fuck that, I want my sexy nurse ninesome.
>FlirtYou decide to hold off until maybe later. This one seems a little grumpy.>Ask why she's so tired"Ugh, it's those fucking Monks."What?"I live right next to SPROUT TOWER. Late at night the Monks that... live there I think? Anyway these monks kick up a huge racket every night worshipping Bellsprouts or whatever perverted nonsense they're into. I can barely sleep. I've asked Falkner to deal with it but he's worthless. I called Officer Jenny but she's totally MIA. I'm at my wits end."Wow she seems really miserable. Surely this is something an up and coming PKMN Champion like yourself could help with! If you feel like it.What do?>Agree to help her with the noisy Monks>Thanks BYE>Flirt>Do something else in town (Write in)>Write in(Last post for the night!)
>>4957249>>Agree to help her with the noisy Monks
>>4957249>>Agree to help her with the noisy MonksLet's see if we can catch something cool like a zubat or a ghastly.
>>4957249>>Agree to help her with the noisy Monks>Flirt
>>4957249>Agree to help her with the noisy Monks>>4957243NO. No flirting with joys.
>>4957249>Agree to help her with the noisy Monks>Call Lyra and Mom before we leave the center. In that order
>>4957249>Agree to help her with the noisy Monks>Flirt>Call Lyra and Mom before we leave the center.>>4957256I'm gonna do it and you cannot stop me.
>>4957249>Agree to help her with the noisy MonksStopping someone from getting a good night's sleep is UNCOOL
>>4957249>NO FLIRT!!!!!
>>4957249>>Agree to help her with the noisy Monks>>Flirt
>>4957249>Agree to help her with the noisy Monks>Call Lyra and Mom before we leave the center.No flirting
>>4957304>>4957261Supporting this, no flirting. Cool guys know when to flirt and when to be serious. And this is serious.We're going to kick those monk's butts. It'd be easier if we had a fire pokemon but alas we'll just have to rely on Teddy to get us through.
>>4957249Agree to help. Do NOT flirt.
>>4957249>Agree to help her with the noisy Monks
>>4957270Supporting
>>4957249>Agree to help her with the noisy Monks>Do something else in town, Buy a PokeBall and go catch a Hoot Hoot.We're fucked in the tower if we go now. Totodile with a 10% chance to miss doesn't stand a chance in this stupid tower.
>>4958004I thought that it was 90% chance to miss with our shit rolls
>>4958433Honestly, with how 1s seem to be 'complete and utter failure', i feel like a 1d10 is a bad system. I mean, that's a 1/10 chance your life gets ruined - we saw what happened when we got two 1s.If a 1 is so goddamn bad, i feel like you should at least have a d20, and if higher then even better.
>>4958004I mean we got Teddy to solo as he's one tough cookie. But a hoot hoot would be pretty kick-ass ngl. That or a murcrow.
>>4958440It also means there's a 1/10 chance we do something really cool and baller. I feel like these sorts of extremes can make for more opportunities for weird and fun situations the QM can't foresee, especially for a comedy quest like this.
>>4958444Yeah, but it tends to schew towards 1s, as we clearly see- getting 1 twice already basically destroyed us, do we really want to have that kind of defeat nearly every fight?
>>4958448We went through the entire last quest with this dice just fine, is not that big of a deal.
>>4958452Luck seems to be worse in this one. All i'm saying is, it's hardly interesting to loose spectacularly every 2 fights because one anon out of 10 got an 1
>>4958455We only had one pokemon then, losing the first fight isn't that unlikely in actual pokemon games.
>>4958459True, but we lost in like, one hit. It was so pathetic that the cop basically quit her job.
>>4958462It happens, not every quest has to have the mc curbstomping every battle. Actually, most quests don't have the mc winning every battle.
>>4958464Losing every battle is hardly better, but i suppose that depends on how the next stuff will come. I remain pessimistic, though.
>>4958472Our character already got over it, why don't you do the same
>>4958472We've rolled 7 10s and 6 1s though?
>>4958474Mostly because i feel like this isn't going to be the last time we roll two 1s in a roll
>>4957249>Agree to help her with the noisy MonksNo flirting with Joys
>>4957261Supporting this
>Agree to help herHell why not. There might even be a REWARD in it for you. But even if there weren’t you wanted to check out the tower anyway AND judging by how your first battle went - you need practice. You wait until NIGHT and head over to SPROUT TOWER which is uh, not much of a tower at three stories high. Disappointing. You step inside to find an old wood building with the occasional MONK milling about. WHAT DO?>Find and beat up a MONK>Find and talk it out with a MONK>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4959055>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>4959055>Find and (try to) talk it out with a MONKWe can beat them up after the obligatory trainer battle or whatever.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4959055>Look for wild PKMN>>4959058These guys are for sure diddlers, we must assemble the squad first
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4959055>Look for wild PKMNGet one more for the team and then talk it out
>>4959057This is a good one, let's go with it.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4959055>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4959055>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4959055>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4959055>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)lets see what we get
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4959055>>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>4959055>Find and beat up a MONK>Find and talk it out with a MONK>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)all three
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4959055>>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4959055>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)After that, I would like to humbly propose:>Write in: snoop around all stealthy-like, see what they're up to.
>>4959055>>Look for wild PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Look for wild PKMNYou poke around for wild POKEs.Uh oh, it’s a g-g-ghost!Actually it’s a GHASTLY! Fucking sweet.These things can be tricky to catch but if you nab him it’ll be a big asset for sure.What do?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Run>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4959179>>ATK (Steve Water Gun)S
>>4959179>Write inAttempt to recruit the Gastly by promising it the opportunity to pull cool, fun, spooky pranks all over the place instead of just in this one dumb tower.
>>4959180Ooh, now that's a good one.DO NOT ROLL ANYMORE
>>4959180>>4959181GAW DAMN. IRWIN Blasts the spooky little bastard out of the sky. He’s all washed up.As the GHASTLY is pummeled by water that came from who knows where inside of IRWIN, you suggest becoming MERRY PRANKSTERS together. The GHASTLY is receptive, but clearly not a fan of the prank of being doused with spit or whatever this is.GHASTLY is about as weak as can be!What do?>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Finish it off>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4959204>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4959204>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>>4959204>>Finish it offNo point in throwing after that crit fail...
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4959204>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>>4959205oh no
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>4959204>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)Come on crit success!
>>4959204>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>4959204>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)I'm gonna save this.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4959215
Rolled 6 (1d10)Rolling for a 10
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4959204>>Throw Pokeball
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4959204>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw PokeballUhh. Ok well that didn’t work. You waste 1 Pokeball (3 left)You also hit IRWIN in the side of the head with your throw - he’s DAZED!Don’t let it get you too down but uhhh, don’t fuck up again.What do?>Once more, with FEELING (Roll 1D10)>Finish it>Run>Write in
>>4959258Screw this>Finish it
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4959258>Once more, with FEELING (Roll 1D10)Cool guys don't let a failure get them down
>>4959271Not rolling anymore, this is good.
>>4959271+1
>>4959271Supporting
>>4959271+1FIGHTING GOLD! (Srsly that should be our theme song)
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4959271support
So our time so far is Totodile, Teddiursa, Gastly, and Hoppip. Not bad at all. Any sort of plans for future members?I kinda want a Houndour and a flying pokemon like Hoot Hoot/Murkrow.
>>4959375Ampharos is coo and I like its design.
>>4959380>Ampharos is coo and I like its design.Likewise. Then there's also Scyther if manage to get one from the bug contest, the Togepi line IF we actually humor doing it, a Shiney Garadaos but I feel that might not be done given we already have a water type or whatever Eevee gimmick we do IF we take care the one from Bill.Either wy I'd say Toto and Teddy at least stay as perma members.
That’ll do!You Caught GHASTLY!He’s a little last gen, but that’s kind of old school cool, right?Roll 1D100 to name GHASTLY!Also - you decide to sneak up on a nearby MONK.What do?>Observe>Clobber him from behind>Surprise Pokemon Battle!>Write in
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4959394Lee
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4959394>ObserveWe need to see WHY they're acting so UNCOOL before laying the smackdown.>Name the GhastlyBloody Mary
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4959394>Paul>Walk up and tell the monk that all the noise at night is distracting the neighbors
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4959394Casper licking ghost
>>4959407Casper the licking ghosti forgot the "the"also >Observe
>>4959394Observe
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4959394>Burple Nurple
>>4959407>CasperWell sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>4959375>Any sort of plans for future members?I'd like Heracross. If we get the Eevee, Espeon or Umbreon would be good.
Casper the Licking Ghost it is.>ObserveYou sneak up on the Monk. He doesn’t appear to be doing anything too crazy, but you hear some serious racket from upstairs. The monk is also humming along. Weird.What do?>Confront the MONK>Try to sneak past (Roll 1D10)>Surprise Pokemon Battle! (Write in PKMN, ATK
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4959446>Surprise Pokemon Battle! Roosevelt, Lick
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4959446>Try to sneak pastHe's a flasher. A flasher and a plant fucker. This was a mistake to come here
>>4959452Stranger Danger, also support
>>4959452support
>>4959452didn't pokemon golder already make that joke
>>4959452this no need to give them an early warning
>>4959452Supporting!
>>4959452>SneakYou deftly sneak past the Monk, Solid Snake Style.Haha, what an idi-There’s another MONK right in front of you.He looks… weird.It also looks like he wants to BATTLE.What do?>ATK (Write in PKMN, attack name, Roll 1D100)>Surrender>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4959522>>ATK (Roosevelt, Lick)
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4959522>>Surrenderhave them THINK youre captured
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4959525Support. I sure hope out homie doesn't get a tongueful of old monk staff
>>4959530He might with these rolls
>>4959532<:) oh no
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4959522>ATK, Gold, swift kick to the dick
>>4959528Uh, that's a d10, bud.
>>4959525>>4959528>>4959538how is this possible
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4959522>ATK (Teddy, maul his ass)
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4959522>>ATK (Casper Lick)
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4959522ATK Casper Lick
>Teddy ATKYou toss some confusing rolls, so not much happens. You can’t blame TEDDY though because this does not appear to be a standard PKMN battle.“Please, oh PLEASE look at my BELLSPROUT!”This guy is really into his BELLSPROUT.The music upstairs is really thumping. If you don’t deal with this soon Tired JOY isn’t going to catch a wink of sleep.What do?>ATK (Name PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)>Kick the pervert right in the BELLSPROUT (Roll 1D10)>Run>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4959610>>ATK (Name PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)Teddy, SLASH the Bellsprout.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4959610>ATK (Fury Swipes)Destroy the Bellsprout AND the flasher's nuts.
>>4959618Okay, I can't really blame anyone but the dice for getting flashed by this pervert.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4959610>Kick the pervert right in the BELLSPROUT (Roll 1D10)His bellsprout is pretty cool though. Maybe we should get one too
>>4959610>Climb up the big pillar in the middle, skip all this shit
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>4959610>>4959610>Kick the pervert right in the BELLSPROUT (Roll 1D10)
>>4959631>>4959618>>4959616what the fuck
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>4959610>ATK(Teddy, Leer)
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>4959610...Leer, I guess...
>>4959618>>4959616>>4959621>>4959631>>4959641What in the actual FUCK.You thought this guy was a joke but his BELLSPROUT is a monster.“MY BELLSPROUUUUUUT” He bellows as it engulf’s TEDDY’s head.TEDDY FAINTS!Ok. OK. We’ve seen messes like this before - but this time we have a TEAM.What do?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)>Call his BELLSPROUT small>Run>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>4959649>ATK (Casper,Lick)
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>4959649>>ATK (Brutaxinator, Splash )
>>4959649Distract him by asking why his Bellsprout's head kinda bent weird.
>>4959649>Call his BELLSPROUT small>Check if we healed Capser prior, if so supporting this >>4959653
>>4959653SOLD.We’re also going to imagine we stopped by the PKMN center after catching him.CASPER hits a solid LICK on the MONK’s BELLSPROUT. BELLSPROUT FAINTS!The MONK is in Ecstasy!CASPER feels KINDA WEIRD.But still, you did it. One Perverted Monk Down and one more floor to go.WHAT DO?>Barge into the third floor>Sneak into the third floor (Roll 1D10)>Politely Knock>Write in
>>4959667>Politely Knock
>>4959667>Hope to god mom put hand sanitizer in our bag before we left.>Politely Knock
>>4959667>>Barge into the third floor
>>4959667>fuck this we need to heal up and come back with the cops, this, none of this, can be legal
>>4959673>>4959680Supporting both of these, and if we get interrupted from leaving by the other flasher >Kick him in the dick or have Brutaxinator tackle him in the dick. Either or.
>>4959667>>Write inGo for a quick break on the pkmn center, heal our mons, have a little pep talk with our moms about the horrors to come and get back here.
>>4959673>>4959680+1 both
>>4959667>BargeWe should buy potions or revives after this.
>Heal up, Call the copsOK, you slip out the front - turns out that first MONK was blind as a bat. He still had his BELLSPROUT out, sick fuck.You heal your guys and try to call the local authorities. There’s no answer.OH FUCK. Jenny was LITERALLY the only cop around and she’s off messing around with that D-bag SILVER. But wait a second… she deputized you before running off which means….You gain the OFFICER’s BADGE.You don’t need the law…YOU ARE THE LAW.You head back up to the third floor and knock politely - but sternly. The music cuts out, and a timid MONK answers the door.“Can I help you, Officer?” He asks.What do?>Tell him to take you to his Leader>Commence a Johto Style Police Beatdown>Ask politely for them to lower the music>Write in
>>4959744>Tell him to take you to his Leader>>Ask politely for them to lower the music>If they resist, THEN give them a Johto Style Police BeatdownJenny can no longer be trusted to be the police. Therefore, we'll become the police AND make it cool.
>>4959744>OH FUCK. Jenny was LITERALLY the only cop aroundWait isn't Falkner a cop or was that just a manga thing?
Anyone else liking the parallels we have against Red? We just became the LAW while in Red's quest we were all about CRIME. This is pretty great for divergences and parallels. Can't wait to bust some of the Gym Leader and other important people on their shit. Especially Lance.
>>4959747support
>>4959744>>Tell him to take you to his Leader
>>4959744>>Commence a Johto Style Police Beatdown
>>4959744>Tell him to take you to his Leaderno police brutality yet
>>4959744>Tell him to take you to his Leader
>>4959747Supporting!
>>4959747Support.
>>4959744tell him youre here for the party
>Take me to your leaderYou tell them to take you to their leader, and they calmly comply. Yes, you are demonstrating authority over the masses. The power feels good.You gain +1 point in the CONSTABLE skill path. Watch out, travel too far down that one and you may experience a POWER TRIP.Anyway, you get to the guy in charge and…Oh jeeze.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CWj-sMsSmVY“Wooooah What up Trainer man? We’re the Church of BELLSPROUT here to let it ALL hang out. You looking to join up?”What do?>Lay down the law with a PKMN Battle (name PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)>Join the Church of BELLSPROUT>Inquire about their core tenets>Write in(Last post for the evening!)
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4959953>Lay down the law with a PKMN Battle>BRUTAXINATOR! Use Tackle!This confrontation is probably gonna go tits up no matter what, may as well kick things off right.
>>4959953>>Inquire about their core tenets
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>4959959Same stuff.We have enough evidence for indecent exposure.Once we wiped the floor with their face, we can tie their bellsprouts together as shackles and bring them to pokecenter letting them under the custody of Joy
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4959953before we judge them, lets get ourselves a bellsprout and see what the fuss is all about
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4959953>>Lay down the law with a PKMN Battle (name PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>4959959+1
>>4959754Getting a Houndour might work for the up-and-coming cowboy cop kid theme?>>4959962The monk has a Bellsprout (cock)We're attacking his mon with our Hoppip (ball)
>>4959961We're gonna be the most rockstar cop ever
>>4959961Supporting the anon with the critical success!Though I'm not sure how arrestable they are under Johto law, for being naked in their own tower. Not exactly public exposure, is it?Maybe just pummel him and demand they stay within local noise ordnances.Also: I don't want a Bellsprout. They made it weird, and we already have a Grass-type.
>>4960167What we need to do is get a nightstick and a proper flashlight. Also maybe a Spinarak so we can actually bind criminals.
>>4960125
>>4959961Supporting this. They need to learn to be respectful to others by keeping their music under control. AND giving warnings to people outside about their exhibitionist ways.>>4959962No, they tainted it. We already got a grass type for now and I don't want to use a bellsprout now.
>>4960167Our grass type is lame while victory bell is sicknasty
>>4960167Sound good but I still say they should put up a sign saying that people beware, you're in for a scare (nudity). It's within the law to be naked in your own home, but it's also a public area so...
>>4959961Support
>>4959953BRUTAXINATOR hits a tackle so BRUTAL that it can't be depicted here.The MONK Surrenders, covers up his junk and vacates the tower. JUSTICE SERVED.Before he leaves and before you can refuse it, he gifts his BELLSPROUT and the ability FLASH."It's fun, AND functional." He says.You wonder why the Pokeball is sticky. Fucking gross.Well. What do?>Report to Tired JOY>Go to the GYM>Write in
>>4960333>Mean mug the monks on your way out, let em know who's boss>Report to Tired JOY
>>4960333have BELLSPROUT and HOPPIP battle it out highlander style to see who is THE partys grass pokemon and who is the HM bitch
>>4960333>>Report to Tired JOY
>>4960333>Report to Tired JOYAlso>Name our new sticky BELLSPROUTI vote Venus, after the illustrious Penus Fly Trap
>>4960333>ask if they got a fresh box of Kleenex so we can carry this without us wanting to boil our hand.>Report to Tired JOY
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4960333>Mean mug the monks on your way out, let em know who's boss>Report to Tired JOY>Name BELLSPROUTAmorphophallus
>>4960341Supporting this. Make a mental note they're both expendable since we'll get better pokemon sooner or later. Also do >>4959685 . Our pokemon need a serious pep talk with how fucked up things went on this adventure.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4960333Ham, short for Hammock.
>>4960369>>4960344This one's good, changing my name vote
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4960333>Suckler>Report to Tired JOY
>>4960341Supporting. Although BRUTAXINATOR just shows its superiority, so Ham will be our bitch after being the monk's
>>4960333Trade Bellsprout for Onix
>>4960394Oh nice idea, we can get the superior penine pokemon with Steelix.Petition to call the Steelix Donger
Oh yeah, you diligently remember to name your new BELLSPROUT - HAM. You also wipe the ball off on the grass outside, just after mean mugging the perverted MONKs fleeing the scene.>Report to Tired JOYYou head over to the PKMN Center to report a job well done. It looks like Tired JOY is on her way home for some shut eye."Wow, I really can't thank you enough. Hey- is that a BELLSPROUT? I love BELLSPROUT! I'll tell you what - I have this ONYX that was left with us because it's trainer couldn't handle it. Would you like to TRADE?"What an opportunity! But are you willing to give up your new buddy?What do?>Trade>Keep H AM>Write in
>>4959685This is also a good idea.
>>4960395I'll support it just that we don't stick with a bellsprout.
>>4960403>TradeWe need our steel buddy instead of another plant.
Onix is way COOLER than a Bellsprout. Trade it up! Hopefully its previous owner didn't nickname it something LAME.
>>4960406Also>Talk to Lyra about your day and your achievements, also do the same for Mom if you can get the chance to. >Give a resounding peep talk to your pokemon and give them hugs. They need it after today.
>>4960403>Trade
>>4960403Wait until we've got a Metal Coat for her to put on the Onyx, it doesn't evolve unless it's holding that item.
>>4960403Trade.Don't keep the trauma source around
>>4960414We can always trade-tradeback with her or another Joy or someone.
>>4960403why would someone abandon their onyx? check out the pokemon first
>>4960403>Trade>Get Tired Joy's number, in a friend kind of way
>>4960421supporting this as well.
>>4960403>>Trade>>Get her numberWhat a cute Joy
>>4960421yo, supporting
>>4960421Support
>TradeHell yeah, you take the ONYX and get the sticky BELLSPROUT off of your hands.You get Tired JOY's contact info and say goodnight.>CallYou take the time to make some calls.You tell MOM that you're only a few towns over and everything is going great. Your career in PKMN training and LAW ENFORCEMENT is coming along quite nicely. She's proud, but gets a bit pouty when you tell her you need to call your new friend CRYSTAL.You tell CRYSTAL all about your day and the PKMN you've seen and caught. She's super supportive and enthusiastic. You both promise to meet up again sometime down the road. Friendship. Nice.YOUNGSTER JOEY calls you and tells you about his top percentage RATTATA.That's nice, JOEY.OKIE DOKEY, with all of that out of the way you only have a bit more business in VIOLET CITY. You heal up your team and set out -What do?>Hit the GYM>Write in(Also Roll 1D100 to name ONYX!)
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4960436Boulder
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4960436>Hit the GYM>Name your ONYX "ROCKY"
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4960436>Get some supplies and then Hit the Gym>Brock Lesnar
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4960436Erectus Maximus
>>4960436>Explore Violet CityTime to get the lay of the land, maybe find some cool dudes and dudettes to hang with
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4960436>Go buy suppliesRolling for naming Onyx Donger
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4960436>>Hit the GYM>>Name Onyx JINGLES
You name the ONYX - he's ROCKY!You take a quick inventory, remembering that you "confiscated" some cash from those MONKS - You have:3 POKEBALLS1 Potion900gYour PKMN are:IRWIN the TotodileBRUTAXINATOR the HoppipTEDDY the TeddiursaCASPER the GhastlyROCKY the OnyxTime for the Gym!You step inside and feel the pressure of pure competition. Right past the threshold some dork with glasses runs up to you - "Hey kid, stick with me and I can make you a POKEMON Champion."Looks like he's offering some light coaching.WHAT DO?>Listen to his advice>Push past and challenge the GYM>Write in
>>4960458>Listen to his adviceHe might look like a dork, but cool guys look further than skin deep
>>4960458>Listen to his adviceI figure we have nothing to lose here. May as well hear him out.
>>4960458>Listen to his advice>find out if he's dealing steroids to the trainers
>>4960458>>Listen to his advice
>>4960458>Listen to his adviceSome dork are less dork than they appear
>>4960458>Listen to his adviceDorks are the coolest
>>4960458>Listen to his adviceSure, why not?
>>4960458>Listen to his advice>Buy some portion anf a revive before we battle a gym leader, either way
>Listen to his adviceSure why not."Hey kid, I got a few HOT TIPS for ya - This here Gym specializes in FLYING type PKMN, so as long as your not using GRASS, BUG or FIGHTING types you're in the clear. Hell this is a beginner level gym, so anything decent should get you through. Although if you want to go a lot farther..."He pulls a big thick pill out of his pocket."Have one of your guys pop one of these and it'll really take them to the next level. Is uh, a natural supplement."ROIDS.What do?>Take the ROIDS>Bust this CRIMINAL>Ignore and challenge the GYM>Write in
>>4960499>Bust this CRIMINALBustin' makes me feel good.
>>4960499>>Bust this CRIMINALWINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS
>>4960499>Bust this CRIMINALOk, lesson learned, some of the dorks cooks meth in their mom's basement.
>>4960499>Bust this CRIMINAL
>>4960499>>Bust this CRIMINAL>Confiscate the ROIDS
>>4960499>Bust this CRIMINAL but keep the roids for evidence.YOU VIOLATED THE LAW ASSHOLE.
>>4960499>Bust this CRIMINALThen later, offer him a reduced sentience if he cooperates in helping us get the steroid kingpin.
>>4960499>>Bust this CRIMINAL
>>4960499>Bust this CRIMINALSAY NO TO DRUGS
>Bust the CRIMINAL"GAH! A STING! You'll never take me alive, Copper!"Actually it's GOLD but-He jumps into the bottomless void that this local PKMN Gym features. He flips you the bird on his way down.Well geeze.OK moving on...Before you fight the Gym leader you have to go through at least one of his goombas. Looks like the big goomba here has a SPEAROW on deck.Oh yeah, you can deal with that.It's a battle!What do?>ATK (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Use Item (write in)>Run>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4960684>Rocky>Rock ThrowFuck your birds, we have a rock snake.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4960684>Rocky Rock Throw
>>4960697Supporting!
>>4960684DIVE AFTER HIM LIKE AN EAGLE FALLING OUT OF THE SKY"NO ONE ESCAPES THE LAW"
>>4960697supporting
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>4960697support
>Rock ThrowWelp, that works.ROCKY smashes the bird with ease.NEXT TIME: BOSS FIGHT(Last post for the night)
>>4960738After the boss fight, we shouod totally try and track down the drug-dealer, though
>>4960788He's dead
>>4960847A likely story.We shoukd search the body, though, if so. Find clues. Maybe send Casoer to float safely down to collect them.
>>4961208has my support
>>4961351>>4961208Nah fuck that, chances are we will never ever see that guy ever again.
