OH SHIT NIGGA, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC.Due to a series of shenanigans and misunderstandings, you found yourself accidentally saving the day multiple times. To the point that the Hero Association mistook you for an actual super hero! And THEN your ancient evil grandma threatens to plunge the entire world into darkness. Now you and your family must now take her down! On the moon!
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4952419Observe the situation.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4952419>>4952429You wish you weren't here right now.
>>4952430Could totally be back at home. And enjoy an extra day of vacation right now. But this is your cross to bear.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4952439ok, so literally everyone is fighting grandma at this point
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4952439Just get Lilly to take your place and sneak off.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4952439"Lily, put me down. Being carried into battle is undiginfying."
>>4952444>Being carried into battle is undiginfyingdepends on how you're being carried
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4952447>>4952440
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4952447We deserve another break.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4952447>>4952451If we don't stop Grandma there will be no places to take breaks in. Suck it up and get it done.
>>4952451Poor choice of wordsThe day dream is ruined
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4952456sis are you imagining little boys again
>>4952458Lilly has asked about your daydreaming habits, how do you respond
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4952466no, just daydreaming about how we should all be anywhere but here right now
>>4952467"Hah, what a baby"
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4952470"I, I live among the creatures of the nightI haven't got the will to try and fightAgainst a new tomorrowSo I guess I'll just believe itThat tomorrow never comes"
>>4952470Nou. Can you put me down now?
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4952470>>4952472Fucking dice.
>>4952470Remind me to say that to you next time you try to run away from the pretty princess dress up contest
>>4952472>>4952476Epic dice rolling skills guys
>>4952471This thread is now DMCA'd by the Warner Music Group
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4952480LOLHave Other Betty "persuade" the executives to allow under Fair Use
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4952480The moon is not under the jurisdiction of Hollywood, their DMCA has no power hete.
>>4952478>>4952482Remember to play on train tracks
>>4952483After what is assuredly not extremely violence. The OP of this episode is now a Shotasniffer cover of the worldwide multi-format hit, "Self Control" as covered by Laura Branigan in 1984
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4952502Damn, we look fine
>>4952508Aaaand there goes the budget
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4952512how about the budget for the fight against Grandma?
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4952512Crowdfund the continuation of the series on SkeletonGoGo!
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4952525Have Lilly yeet us by throwing us FIST first into Grandma.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4952525Humor/10>>4952526Being yeeted by Lily is a most honorable way of starting combat.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4952525Have a "mysterious" benefactor give the funds after a certain set of circumstances.
Rolled 2809 (1d3000)>>4952526>>4952529>>4952532Anyway Roll 2d1200
Rolled 693, 17 = 710 (2d1200)>>4952537nigga that's an autoloss
Rolled 467, 143 = 610 (2d1200)>>4952537Using your loaded dice again, I see.
Rolled 803, 565 = 1368 (2d1200)>>4952537We're fucking donezo, bois. It's over.
Rolled 1154, 626 = 1780 (2d1200)>>4952546Proper Rolling...
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4952555Backhanded bitch slap from Grandma.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4952555"Uhh... Just kidding."
Rolled 2887 (1d3000)>>4952557Roll 2d1200
Rolled 276, 510 = 786 (2d1200)>>4952561We're dead, no bones about it.
Rolled 1104, 331 = 1435 (2d1200)>>4952561>>4952564LMAOShould have took Quattro's training more seriously.
Rolled 706, 1183 = 1889 (2d1200)>>4952561damn, where's our family when we need them
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4952571EVERY ONE OF YOUR SIBLINGS GET ANGRY BY SEEING THAT
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4952571Jeanne unlocks her hidden potential, doing a Sailor Moon transformation from her bathing suit into an even skimpier outfit.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4952576>>4952573
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4952576They still lose to Grandma even when powered by anger.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4952595this but the opposite happens
>>4952595The captcha is breaking my baaaallls
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4952616YOU WILL NOT DENY ME!>>4952573JEANNE UNLOCKS HER HIDDEN POTENTIAL AND DOES A SAILOR MOON TRANSFORMATION AFTER WITNESSING THIS DEVASTATION
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4952616Quick, we need to make our siblings AMGERY"GRANDMA'S A VEGAN, SHE HATES ANIME, uhh, SHE NEVER LIKED YOU, AND SHE HATES ALCOHOL"
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4952619+1, in the name of the moon, she will punish you!
>>4952619oh no suddenly op fell down the stairs
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4952631I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BROI TOLD YOU DOG
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4952631Are you OK, OP? You didn't drop your nuggies on the floor after that nasty fall, did you?
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4952631im tired of OP's shenanigans, he WILL deliver sigma anons magic girl request
>>4952637Before OP can check, the fall caused OP to roll into the pins and get a strike!
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4952648Here comes a turkey to give you a trophy.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4952648but can he roll a perfect game?
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4952648At least something good came of it. OP gets a trophy from scantily clad shadow girls for his excellent strike.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4952662ok, back to the hefty skeleton PLOT
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4952662OP spends some time improving his bowling game as we pan back to the ongoing fight on the moon.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4952677Everyone stops and stares straight at the Fourth Wall
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4952677In a shocking twist, Anons are playing as Grandma for one post. After she smacks a bitch, of course.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4952688Just this one post.Meanwhile, Shotasniffer devises a plan to take out Grandma.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4952688Commit war crimes.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4952688Get our googly-eyes checked out. Something ain't right.
>>4952695>>4952688Shit, nevermind. It's a bird/devil shadow.
>>4952690Aight boss, what's the plan?
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4952700Is Dad awake now? Let's ask him what he did last time to seal Grandma away.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4952700Challenge Grandma to a Karaoke contest to decide the fate of the world. No magic shenanigans, best of seven. Internationally broadcasted and call in votes to determine winners. Sell ad space for this historic event and make billions.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4952704Roll 2d100
Rolled 24, 57 = 81 (2d100)>>4952711heh
Rolled 35, 45 = 80 (2d100)>>4952711
Rolled 47, 63 = 110 (2d100)>>4952711
>>4952719>>4952715>>4952713You have a feeling Dad may be conscious again. Maybe your family can distract grandma enough for you to get to him
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4952724yes, send wave after wave of your own men while you get to dad
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4952724Them and the sudden stream of reinforcements who came to unite to get her as one to fight off the threat to all of existence.Because, well, threat to all of existence.
>>4952726Having regained consciousness, Dad dragged himself to behind a boulder to get his bearings. It was then that he noticed the sudden arrival of multiple heroes"COME! HEROES! LET US TAKE DOWN THIS VILE FIEND!""WE MUST ASSIST SHOTASNIFFER! THE GREATEST OF US ALL!""FOR SHOTASNIFFER! FOR JUSTICE!""..the fuck"
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4952734Also villains aka "those other assholes"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4952734Purposefully put the heroes in the line of fire so they shut up. Prepare for an explanation later.
>>4952735Then the Villain League arrives to lend their help"WE'LL PUT ASIDE OUT DIFFERENCES FOR NOW! PUNY HEROES!""YOU'LL NEVER WIN WITHOUT OUR HELP!""CAN'T CONQUER THE WORLD IF THERE WON'T BE WORLD TO CONQUER!""...those assholes still owes me money"
>>4952734MOM: "its just a phase"
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4952740Tap Dad on the shoulder.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4952740Stay hidden as you think to yourself what you did to seal her for the first time>>4952743ah yes, surprising dad, what a way to get yourself backhanded
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4952740Since both heroes and villains will recognize dad, offer a Chosen One disguise to blend in.
>>4952748"What was that crap about Shotasniffer being a big hero or something?...Nevermind that, how did I seal mom the first time? That beating she gave me did a number on the ol' noggin', can't seem to recall it right now. Damnit"
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4952755Punch Dad in the back of the head.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4952755>>4952757I see we decided to choose suicide
>>4952759>>4952757To help jog his memory, of course.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4952764Upon which you are interrupted by Shadowboss kicking your dad in the face
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4952764Sorry Dad, it's gotta be this way.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4952764Mom and Other Grandma save you the trouble.
>>4952766"AHA! FOUND YOU! ASSHOLE!""The fu--"
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4952770DO YOU REMEMBER NOW, ASSHOLE?
>>4952771"OH YOU WANNA DO THIS RIGHT NOW?! SURE! Square up, Shadowboss. You're my father-in-law but I'm still gonna beat your ass"
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4952780Might as well as the rest of your family that came (Simon, Fug, Greg, Jojo) if they knew anything, your dad is going to be occupied.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4952780Interrupt the fight with your imposing presence. There's a bigger threat going on right now and we need Dad to remember how he sealed up Grandma last time.
>>4952781"Oh hey Shotasniffer. What are you doing here?" Oh look it's uncle Greg
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4952790How'd you guys seal Grandma away last time?
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4952790Uh, do you know anything about how to seal mom for eternity so that she will never threaten the universe as we know it ever again? Asking for a friend.
>>4952792"Seal away your mom?! What did she do?"
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4952799I mean grandma, the one we're fighting now
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4952799That anon's clearly crazy, Greg.It's Grandma that we need to know aobut.
>>4952804"Well, you see....A. ...to seal away an ancient evil such as hers requires a massive ritual and a suitable "container". I've been preparing the ingredients this whole time"B. ....to seal away an ancient evil such as hers requires a container and also a huge amount of blood sacrifices. Like a lot of blood sacrifices"C. ....I met your dad way after he sealed away your grandma so I dunno."D. All of the aboveE. None of the aboveF. Some of the aboveG. [free space]
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4952810B. FOR THE BLOOD GODwow it's a good thing we brought all these heroes and villains to the moon
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4952810Maybe if you gather enough Garlic you can re-seal her again? That's what Skeletons are weak against, right?
>>4952812That's vampires, and no, your hatred of garlic doesn't count.
>>4952812>>4952816"Just because you hate garlic doesn't mean it's a skeleton weakness"
>>4952819>>4952810A, B and CGreg has been preparing the ingredients, but 1. It requires a lot of blood and 2. Only dad knows the exact full ritual
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4952819>>4952822
>>4952824"Anyway, your dad entrusted me with a list of ingredients for the ritual in case his mom ever got out again. But what to do with them, only he knows the full details......it doesn't have garlic in it stop making that face"
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4952832"He does provide a number for the sacrifice."Oh good, what is i-"Kill like a thousand little boys, probably"WHAT.
>>4952837"Well the wording he used was "eh, like a thousand dudes or something. Best if they're young. More energy that way"
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4952842And the footnote says "kill a million just to be sure" and "look I don't write the rules just fucking choke the fuckers"
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4952842that explains why dad made a secret island and sired thousands of children...
>>4952845"Also ponies. We need like a thousand dead ponies. Maybe we could raid a farm or something. PS: Don't let Shotasniffer read this part"
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4952852>>4952847"I told you we're not using that ritual. At all."
>>4952857"Also my children are for a completely different, unrelated project. Don't worry Greg. P.S.S: Definitely don't let Shotasniffer read this part"
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4952860Guess we'll have to beat up Dad after we finish beating up Grandma then. This day could've gone better.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4952860At this point you're not surprised."Greg, we're not killing kids just to satisfy his bloodlust""well it's actually more like an appeasement for the person to be sealed AND the person who was supposed to do that got arrested"
>>4952865Reaaaalllyyy?"When I asked your dad about it, he said that it's not like he WANTS to sacrifice thousands of innocent souls, it's just what the ritual required. Plus he said "BEST if young" so it's like we HAVE to use children. That's why I didn't brought any with me. We could just use the heroes and villains fighting your grandma"
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4952872"I'm very sure I explicitly told you NOT to use the ritual when we discussed this. Also you just said that only Lolisniffer knows the full thing so we don't even know if it'll work with them" - Shadowlady
>>4952876"Gah! When did you get there?!"
Rolled 21 (1d100)lets sacrifice dads super evil soul instead of a 1000 shitty souls
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4952880Thrown clear. Also we all agreed to seal her in a mini-dimension where there's no chance of her breaking out instead of the very inefficient ritual that Lolisniffer forgots to state needs daily sacrifices.
>>4952885"Pretty sure there's no daily sacrifices needed.....plus i was looking forward to cleaning up both the competition and opposition in one fell swoop""Greg""nyeh"
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4952891Well what then, it's not like we have another pl-"Coolio, everyone!"Oh no.
>>4952899"HEY MOM! I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT USING THE HEROES AND VILLAINS BLOOD TO SEAL UP GRANDMA! DONT WORRY! IM ON IT!""BOBBY!"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4952907GROAN
>>4952909Somehow, your body moved on its own.And also it's 5AM over here so OP gotta go take a nap to wageslave later. Toodles. Continue when it continuesupdates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4952918Thanks for the run.
>>4952930Perhaps you'll get your magical girl next timeyou wont tho
>>4952940maybe he will
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4956114Hmmmm harder
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4956114Do a flip, OP
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4956130So, how's the budget for this session looking like?
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4956140To compensate, Bobby will now be replaced by a lamp
>>4956140>>4956141A most reasonable suggestion.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4956140....*Slaps lips* You know what we need rake in some dough? A new character in the mess...but we don't have the budget...Eh, just dig up some old one, the kids won't even know. Zebra's good, no one remembers him.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4956151Everything is better now.>>4956149NO.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4956151Throw that lamp out, it's wasting electricity and cutting in to the very limited budget we have.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4956155DO YOU HAVE ANY BETTER IDEAS??!?>>4956151THAT'S NOT EVEN A LAMP! THAT'S A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF A LAMP!!! WE DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER OPTIONS!!!!
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4956164No wtf he's one of us. Don't be a dick
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4956164With the trash taken care of, we can now return to Funny Skeletons vs Cranky Grandma on the moon
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4956164>>4956167LAUGH
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4956176QUATTRO'S DEAD!
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4956176With Bobby incapacitated we can start planning our counterattack against Grandma.
>>4956179"right. So. New plan. We have to banish her into another dimension.....theregoesmyplantosealherinsidethemoonalongsidealltheheroes grumble grumble grumble"
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4956192But what do we use
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4956207Ah shoot, we at least need someone to stop them fighting each other
>>4956208ALRIGHT TIME FOR YOU TO SHINE
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4956212NOPE,. RATHER FIGHT GRANDMA THAN DAD, GO BOBBY!
>>4956215"w-what?! WAIT WAIT WAIT"
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4956220"Bobby, use Headbutt!"Proceed to launch Bobby with maximum force towards Dad.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4956220don't worry, you just have to talk him out of it
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4956234Talk to them until you piss of everyone like you always do>>4956223
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4956239PLAY BALL
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4956239Screw ball corner pocket Red heel drop extraordinaire ATTACK!
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4956239>>4956244Dad steps up to the plate, bat ready to score a home run.
Rolled 576 (1d2000)>>4956244ROLL 2d1200
Rolled 90, 959 = 1049 (2d1200)>>4956251>>4956255Because.
Rolled 188, 108 = 296 (2d1200)>>4956251Roll for seemingly no reason? Gotcha.
>>4956258nothing ever goes right for the Bobster
>>4956255because i like the rattling sound the dice makes>>4956258
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4956260Someone has to be the punching bag.>>4956262AND IT'S GOING, AND GOING, AND GOING, AND IT'S GONE! *Star Twinkle*
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4956262OH IT BEAMED GRANDMA RIGHT IN THE FACE
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4956262Look out SPACE DEER!?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4956276WHICH IDIOT HIT ME IN THE FACE
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4956279Zebra
>>4956279Dad has a look on his face that says "oh right, i was supposed to deal with my mother and not waste time punching my father-in-law"
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4956286He then throws Shadowboss to this mom
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4956286Then punch self in face!
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4956286In a continuation of the shocking twist, Anons are once again playing as Grandma. This time for two posts, as she is getting better at siphoning the stream of Anons Power away from Shotasniffer and her siblings.
>>4956289"ayo hol up"
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4956297stop acting like a nigger, nigger
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4956297Rude>>4956300>>4956297Anyways find a new game from the attic
>>4956300ANON NO! YOU'RE GONNA BE CANCELLED ON TWITTER DOT COM!
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4956303Quick find the game that will make you seem like a woke God! Lesbo-transeritops and the Dino boyz!
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4956303Oh sure, when Lolisniffer says it people laugh as he kills like a hundred people
>>4956305Surely this will save anon's internet career!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4956313Oh no its MISS SOGGY KNEE AND THE TURFS! BETTER LUBE UP THAT SLIP AND SLID AND BUTTER UP THOSE ASSHOLES!
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4956313Meanwhile, Lolisniffer Von Jewburner throws a black man to his mom
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4956320And then a giant penis rises from the earth while the song plays "tumbling down" from end of Eva.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4956320>>4956317
>>4956320How long has this particular game has been going
>>49563272 years because OP is old and weak also because work keeps piling up
>>4956330It's more like 1 and a half maybe
>>4956332It's actually 50 years
>>495633451 and a half
>>4956324Lolisniffer Von JEWBURNER throws a (literal) black man at his mother!He is many things, but definitely not racist
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4956336Paid for by friends of Lolisniffer Von Jewburner
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4956336And he doesn't burn jews it was just an unfortunate mistake on the last name application, his real last name is Johnborno
>>4956337And our spokesman, Greg! Definitely no ulterior motives here!
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4956344Now Greg enforces no more racism from anons from here on out. Or it's GAME OVER! (see how you fuckers last)
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4956344Now let's go back to the definitely not racist action
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4956353Looks like someone's in for another round of pain
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4956353Greg's mom will put a stop to this!
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4956365Then all of a sudden out of no where and for no reason a cammeo from the time traveling time hopper Gunfu Cowboy
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4956365"NOW, START THE TRANSPORTER""what"1
>>4956368"Heya kids. It's me. The cameo making rootin' shootin' kung fu cowboy. The Man with no Game. Now that's it for my cameo. I'm gonna go back home and get drunk during a morning. See ya"Then he disappears
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4956376Ah that made everyone happy and stop fighting. THE END!
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4956376"QUICK, PUSH THEM TO THAT CONVENIENT PORTAL THAT CAMEO OPENED UP""THEM?"
>>4956378Anon I know you like cowboys but you gotta control your fetish
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4956382>>4956379Cowboys got ruined with Texas and SRQ3 anyway
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4956382AMERICA! MOTHER FUCKER WE WILL FREE THE FUCK OUTTA YOU!
>>4956384Sure sure, alright pal
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4956389>>4956383
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4956389More freedom please
>>4956391Best I could do is a handshake and this hotdog
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4956393TOO MUCH AMERICA, IT'S TOO MUCH
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4956393What is this!? FREEDOM FOR ANTS!?
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4956398Wait a minute... that ant is from Mexico ain't he!? Stealing all our ant jobs!
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4956398Go back to the show
>>4956400We had a show?
>>4956403We had one until someone blew their money on cowboys after SRQ3 failed
>>4956405SRQ3? What's that? The budget was made with cowboy printed money. Look at the bills, cowboys all over it.
>>4956400Freedom Ant was accidentally crush by Lolisniffer while fighting.RIP
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4956408While they fight, the other Shadowlady starts her plan to seal both- I mean Grandma in another dimension
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4956408Good riddance, he thought he can chimichanga his way into my freedom he's got another thing coming. Cuz he is dead. Also zebra falls into the fight for some reason.
>>4956413>Zebrawe all need a bit of comedy in our lives
>>4956413"AHAHA! GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHES! IT'S TIME FOR ZEBRA TO--"
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4956418>>4956412
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4956418What program do you use to draw and upload op?Also the fight rages on to a point they are bouncing off blows in mid air!
>>4956420"Alright, let's go ahead with the plan then! Let's send the--I mean, HER, to another dimension that she can't escape from">>4956421paint tool Sai because i'm a scrub
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4956427Send him to the DIGITAL WORLD!
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4956427>>4956428
>>4956428"Him?""I mean her! Yes. Shotasniffer's grandma! And Lolisniffer's mom. Totally not Lolisniffer himself. Of course"
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4956438It's not like it'll backfire and seal lolisniffer himself by pure accident instead!
>>4956440Just makes sure he doesn't slip a disc.
>>4956440"why, that would be terrible, indeed! Who would want that to happen? ehehe"
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4956444Shotasniffer starts sweating even more
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4956444Boop
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4956449"All we need to do is to just zap her with this portal ray"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4956449Ok zap already the wait is literally killing someone right now
>>4956451"That's right! Thanks to Dad waking up, Grandma is focused on beating him now! This allowed me and a bunch of tech-type heroes and villains to harness Rasputin's void powers and put it into this ray gun! It has enough charge for 1 shot to create a one way portal the outer realms!"
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4956455DO IT MARIAN
>>4956457WILL MARIAN FINALLY SAVE THE DAY?WILL THIS QUEST FINALLY END?WILL QUATTRO FINALLY GET TO BE COOL?FIND OUT NEXT TIME THREAD CONTINUES. OP GOTTA GO NOW. FUCKupdates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4956459THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>4956459I like how when Shotasniffer starts losing control of the situation and fights against people more threatening than her, she loses her hat
>>4956758Maybe we should look into a technology that lets the hat stay on during stressful situations
>>4956459>WILL MARIAN FINALLY SAVE THE DAY?We're not even pretending to be villains anymore
Considering how badly Shadowmom was raised by her "I just went out for some cigarettes" dad, of course she would think Lolisniffer's parenting skills is the apex
>>4957968I dunno what you're talking about. Lolsiniffer has won multiple Dad of the Year awards and commemorative mugsThis messageis Paid for by friends of Lolisniffer Von Jewburner
>>4958946when thread to zap Loli- I mean Grandma to the Outer Realms where they'll definitely not get stronger and break out
>>4958949so 50 years
I wonder what skelly.island.2 would.have been like with any character other than shotasniffer winning SI1
I wish this wrapped up. We could play a new quest
>>4960168It should wrap up within this thread
Someone can post the archive link of this quest? I'm sad I didn't look in /qst/ before to find this out, i'm laughing alot with this shit.
>>4958949A whole lotta tomorrow
>>4960988Yes but consider this:OP is bad at timekeeping
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4961027True, now go back to funny skeletons
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4961027 buy a watch
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4961049Can he do it?
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4961049He fucks up the shot.
>>4961050Alright Marian. It's time for you to shine, baby! Get in there and give em the ol' one-two!
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4961057You just have to hit her with that one shot, that's all
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4961057>>4961060Just don't think about all the times you fucked up before and you'll do fine.
>>4961060All it takes is one shot, Marian! One shot and you'll be hailed as a cool dude! Also because we literally only have 1 shot so if you miss we're ultra fucked. No pressure
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4961073NOTHING WILL GO WRONG
>>4961074YEA! EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MARIAN!just dont fuck up
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4961079FIRE ALREADY
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4961097It hits-
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4961097Cool dude Marian opens the Void Portal just behind Grandma
>>4961098GASP!HIT WHAT ANON?!
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4961108Shotasniffer
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4961108Obviously he hitsomeone not grandma
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4961114He's jokingYou actually hit Dad onlyWait uh oh
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4961114>>4961119Yeah, you wouldn't actually shoot your sister TOTALLY BY MISTAKE to get back at her for all the horrible shit she's done to you. You just hit Dad instead.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4961136"Uh, oops."Your mom and Greg angrily react to this.The rest are unsure.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4961142"That's our Marian"*Laugh track*
>>4961142Mom double face palms in seething disappointment.While Greg tells Marian that he'll no longer give him gifts for christmasDevastating
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4961146we still need that laugh track tho
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4961146While all these shenanigans are going on, the USSR Mobile Construction Vehicle that arrived with the latest batch of reinforcements deploys and starts the construction of a Forward Base.https://youtu.be/1DAOdnymNZM?t=16
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4961146>>4961149Helpfully provided by Grandma
>>4961151"That's Marian for you. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA""MARIAN?! MARIAN DID THIS?!"
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4961153anger helps dad to overcome sucking forces of portal to outer realms, cause SOMEONE NEEDS SERIOUS SPANKING
>>4961153Welp, it was nice knowing you, Marian, thank you for your sacrifice."Mom, Simon said the decorations are ready for the "SO LONG LOLISNIFFER" party.""Not now, Jojo."
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4961153>>4961155>>4961154
>>4961157"I think he's mad"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4961185you are now MarianObjective: Survive
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4961185Shotasniffer signals Marian to run far, far away.Now.
>>4961188Ironically, now it's Grandma's turn to hold Dad back
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4961202As his last act before he's sealed away into the outer realms, Lolisniffer uses up all his power for the most horrible punishment inflicted on Marian.It is too horrible to describe.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4961202she doesn't do very good job of it
>>4961210No. No she doesn't
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4961221"...who was it that said Lolisniffer's mom was going to destroy everything?""...Lolisniffer.""I think the source was a bit biased."
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4961221>grabs popcorn and 3D glassesIt's our favorite episode of Lolisniffer getting shit done.
>>4961225Recommended watching distance: Not in this plane of existence.
>>4961225"Lighten up sis. Dad's now motivated enough to deal with grandma. That means we win! And all it costed was 1 Marian. Want some popcorn?"
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4961238At this point every single hero and villain across the universe stop fighting each other and start fearing for the end.
>>4961242"Dunno why those other guys are screaming tho, we're winning"
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4961248Luke tries to calm people down by opening up a confectionary stand and selling tickets to The Greatest Spanking of All Time.The stand is mostly sausages and sausage accessories
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4961248>>4961251While fearing for his life
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4961248Quattro knows what'sup
>>4961252"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthanks for the hotdog, how much was it againAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA""AAAAAAAAAAabout 3.50 my guyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4961263...did anyone bother asking why Lolisniffer sealed his mom?
>>4961263There is always time for business. Luke is probably one of the most competent sons there is.>>4961266I mean if you really want to know, go and ask.Right now.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4961263>>4961268fug
>>4961266"She was gonna eat everything and leave Earth a husk of a planet. Anyway. Calm down, children. Your dad's just a bit cranky right now. Just let him work off some steam against your grandma. Nothing to worry about.......completely unrelated, but where did Marian go"
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4961273Point in general direction of flashy Marian's retreat
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4961273He's on the ground over there in the fetal position. I think he's completely given up entirely.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4961274>>4961273But just vaguely enough to not reveal his location
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4961286Quattro thinks everything would be smooth sailing from now on.This lasts until a stray blast from dad hits him
>>4961288"I-it's fine....I-i get hit by random debris and stray shots e-every battle..."
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4961293Grandma is thrown clear, drained of power as Lolisniffer starts advancing
>>4961300It's gonna be okay, Marian. Push him towards DadNEXT EPISODE PREVIEWMARIAN DIES IN LAVA
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4961300Mom saves marian
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4961300So on the one hand, your grandma has been defeated and now can't continue with her plan.On the other hand, your dad might do far worse and is now on track to set the entire universe under his control
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4961309kissu
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4961309"Look, it was an accident? He's jus-"INARTICULATE YELLING"...what did you call me?"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4961309>>4961312>69nice
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4961314Nice
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4961314now mom kisses dad
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4961319
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4961324Back to more inarticulate yelling from an ancient language
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4961317go mom go
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4961324while we all were distracted - everything was settled down off screen>>4961330nice
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4961337Oh dear, it's the rematch
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4961337No one wants to see their parents make out but thats what happens
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4961337now hug
>>4961340"Honey, you're scaring the kids"*grumble grumble*
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4961372Now go to your realm for 3 years and think about what've you done."Yes dear."
>>4961375"lmao dad ur grounded"
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4961377Lolisniffer bashes Quattro's and Marian's heads together before embarking on his now-four year banishment to the Outer Realms.
>>4961380The Von Jewburner resident's version of sending dad to sleep on the couch
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4961384"HOORAY, LOLISNIFFER'S GONE!""I'LL CUT OUT YOUR ENTRAILS AND USE THEM FOR THE NEXT LITTLE GIR-""FIVE YEARS."
>>4961386"......HONEY""WHAT NOW?!""...I don't have portal opening powers"
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4961389Forgive him, he is trying his best to be a good dadhe'll just sleep on a couch for a year
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4961389"Don't worry. Let Mommy open it for you.""WAIT WHA-"
>>4961392Greg no, he needs this
>>4961395No, he doesn't.It's a pain to deliver cookies to Outer RealmAlso I need him for poker evenings
>>4961399No cookies, and you could play poker with him through video call
>>4961402but it's not the saaaaaaaame>no cookieshow dare you
>>4961392"Fine. Come here you big baby. But yous still need to sleep on the couch for misbehaving""mmmmmrmmrmmrmrm""OH NO HE'S NOT GONE""WE'RE DOOMED!""THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEEN RESTARTED""Shut up over there"
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4961405>>4961393
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4961405awwww
>>4961407AND NOWOP gotta go for about 5-6 hours. Will continue when back. toodles
>>4961410Sleep is for the weak anyway
>>4961410thanks for bread so far, op
>>49614105-6 hours until the finale?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4961660!
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4961660The finale is postponed due to budget limitations
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4961672Anon goes to an online Chilean Terrace Farming Forum to denounce OP for being a fag.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4961677Back to episode
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4961684Wow Betty I didn't know you posted on the Burmese Jademaking forum
>>4961687"please don't judge me"
>>4961698Mom and Dad are busy smooching it up after making up, visibly disgusting the children.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4961698Also you filmed Quattro and Marian getting their heads bashed in, didn't you. This is completely disrespectful-"AHAHAHAHAHA!"And so is sending it to your brothers and sisters.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4961698>>4961703I swear that Capital D is going to be the end of me.
>>4961704"But c'mon. You gotta admit it was a little bit funny""Betty""C'mooooooon"
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4961716>>4961703Or, rather, everyone.
>>4961721Mom and Dad starts FURIOUSLY making out in front of everyone. "Greg?""Yeah?""Kill me"
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4961734No, we all suffer together. Besides, your wife still hasn't beaten you up for having a bastard child without her knowledge.
>>4961739"i'd like to go back to being dead in the outer realms now"
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4961748There's not time for that now, here comes Grandma!
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4961698Cut to Jeanne out of nowhere and zoom in on her face documentary/interview style. "What's Jeanne's take on all of this?"
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4961748...did anyone see Grandma-Grandma puts an end to it by grounding Lolisniffer by throwing him into the Outer Realms
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4961791"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU-""You're grounded, young man.""WHAT THE FUUUU-"
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4961791>>4961792"AND NO XBOX FOR A WHOLE MONTH, THAT'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON"
>>4961794"...how do you know what an Xbox is"
Rolled 5 (1d100)Quattro leads Marian, Luke, and Rasputin in front of Grandma.Him and Marian have been knocked around and down so many times their recovery speed is legendary.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4961800It's not the one you're thinking of. She said X's box. She still won't call your wife by her name.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4961800"Blame your cousin. She told me everything about your work when I fought her."
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4961800Grandma is surprisingly tech adept for her age and has been browsing the internet for tips on how to punish rowdy children since she was released.
>>4961801>>4961803This is some bullshit. Two fives in a row? TWO FIVES?
>>4961801>Quattro leadsThe first mistake was assuming Quattro can lead anything beside in drunkeness
>>4961807Grandma likes him. It makes sense he goes in the front.
>>4961808So they're pushing him in, got it
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4961810Now you're getting it.>>4961811For no reason at all, Grandma starts to reminiscence about Lolisniffer's father.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4961811>>4961805Also, that video of you bashing your sons' heads together was hilarious"Betty...""Actually, that was Alt-Betty, she posted it in public, the bitch."
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4961811Dad rallies his family for a Family Fun Time Combo against Grandma by promising relatively light spankings to those responsible for the fuckups that's been going on if they beat Grandma together.
>>4961813"Aaaaahhhh. You know, son. This is the most fun I had ever since I got out of that tomb you put me in. Getting man handled like that, almost reminds me of your father. Now that's a man who knows how to treat me right. MmmmmmM. He could give me the good hard boning that I crave everyni--""Yeah okay, maybe getting banished into another dimension isn't so bad, all things considered"
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4961823"Eww, gross Grandma."
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4961823"We'll, you asked nicely, so bye.""AAAAAAAA-""Hoo...ray?"
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4961823AYYY LMAO!That's some funny ass dialogue and reactions OP. Top notch.Quattro leads Marian, Luke, and Rasputin in front of Grandma.Him and Marian have been knocked around and down so many times their recovery speed is legendary.>>4961801
>>4961832Very rare time when both marian and quattro get to look cool
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4961859A true gamer RGB moment happens as their beautiful combo attack actually damages Grandma.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4961859Coolness is dissipated almost immediately for the first 3 when they do stupid things.Rasputin is irritated
>>4961860>RGBOf course Quattro falls flat again
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4961859Grandma! We have something to show you!They proceed to do the skeleton dance.
>>4961865Sorry Quattro, RGBY doesn't roll of the tounge as well as RGB does.
>>4961860>>4961865>>4961870"C'mon guys! It would totally work! We don't have to pronounce RGBY is R-G-B-Y! We...we can pronounce it as..Rugby! Yeah! Like how RWBY is pronounced "Ruby!" or "Rewby", depending""What"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4961874The brothers let Quattro have this one small thing, because they are nice and don't want to hurt his feelings too much. But they do call him a Discount Weeb for watching RWBY.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4961874Quattro, did the head injury rattle your already non-existent brain, Marian hasn't even fully woken up yet and you're already thinking of making him fight grandma
Rolled 84 (1d100)The four of them use the secret bone shaping technique to guse into 1 giga skelington
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4961874It's a great show! The early seasons are phenomenal! You know, it's either this or the dance.>>4961880>>4961885
>>4961880"It's like you're a watching a something made BY a weeb. You're like a bootleg weeb""Which is somehow below an actual weeb""SHUT UP, THE EARLY SEASONS WERE AMAZING""So which one's your waifu then, you discount weeb""NYEEEEEEEHHHHH"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4961897"Thanks for the pick-me-up, boys."
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4961897>>4961901"Damn it boys, you were supposed to destroy Grandma, not empower her!"
Rolled 41 (1d100)>4961897Grandma starts laughing.
>>4961932Shit, hope this isn't against protocol, but I have to go."Hahahaha! Very good, very good! Now..." She forces them to sit down. "WHAT DO MY GRANDDAUGTHERS HAVE TO SHOW ME?"
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4961924
>>4961901"Her energy drain is too strong!""This fucking family and its monster freaks of nature">>4961926lol
>>4961935Did /qst/ lag again
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4961935Oh nevermind, captcha ate my postGrandma banishes Lolisniffer to the shadow realm with her energy
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4961935Oh shit! A mysterious figure appear from the shadow who say, "I know how to defeat the grandma.."
>>4961941Gasp! Who could this mysterious deus ex machina be?!
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4961945Zebra.He immediately gets trashed.
>>4961946Oh shit it's 3AM. OP Gotta sleep. Will continue tomorrow. Ish. Probably.Or in 40 years. Who knows.updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4961954Thanks for the ride.
>>4961954Funny skeletons are always good shit, sleep well and don't destroy your liver. Or kidney, whichever one you used as an excuse before to not stay up all night on 4chan.
>>4961966Funny skeletons may be hazardous to your health
>>4961874>RWBYwhat's your RWBY waifu OPthe later seasons were shit
>>4962237I consume RWBY purely through its porn. So I have no particularly strong feelings towards any or another
>>4962894So which character have you busted the most nuts too, then?
>>4962897I do not count my nuts, it is a fool's game
>>4962900so is watching RWBY's later seasons
>>496195440 years later, OP still isn't back from the convience store
>>4963624OP will be back with a pack of cigs in about 12 hoursOr 12 years
>>4965074yes but what if
OP got lost on the way home
>>4965820How'd you get lost for several hours while trying to get back to your basement to the kitchen? That takes some serious skills.
>>4965830The world is a cruel place
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4965832you're right because zebra exists
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4965832and you got lost again
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4965921Hmmmm what game should we play now
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4965921surego back to zebra interrupting the fight for no reason
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4965921OP was a skeleton all along.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4965926Kick the can!
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4965926Weld the trash can shut and go back to things that matter instead.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4965926Deny knowing him.
>>4965929"C'mon Shotasniffer! Don't you recognize your dear ol uncle?!"
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4965935Lolisniffer just wants to banish himself now that his relation is known to his mom
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4965935>>4965927
>>4965936"WAIT WAIT WA--"
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4965941"Just banish me now, mom"
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4965941What's Simon up too?
>>4965944"Nah. You're in more pain this way""nyyeeeeh"
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4965948grandma decides to describe her entire plan
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4965948Lolisniffer launches Grandma to the far side of the moon to give his children time to plan their next move. Except for Marian, he fucked up already and his coming with him to hold down Grandma.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4965948I dont know why but gran gran doing numbers to my dick. Like wow she got nice tits.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4965965He also took Quattro for >>4961377
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4965970And Bobby gets whisked away because Bobby
>>4965972There's something nagging at the back of your mind about Bobby, can't quite figure out what it is
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4965979That boy ain't right.Well, everyone's looking to you now for the plan.And I mean everyone.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4965979It's time for the RTS Crossover as the USSR Mobile Construction Vehicle arrives with a batch of USSR reinforcements.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4965984>>4965987I will have my RTS segment, you will not deny me!
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4965987>>4965992The RTS is made by Blizzard.Modern Blizzard.
>>4965992The Portal from Skeleton Island opens once again. From it rolls out a titanic vehicle, signalling its approaching with the fearsome call:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRc2vx4xTVM
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4966000How much weaponry do we have to blast grandmaWe need to find a way to shut off her energy drain
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4966000Conveniently, Jeanne has had time to analyze the workings of the portal gun Marian had developed and has been able to create a super weapon version of it that will totally be able to banish Grandma.Mission Objective: Construct the not-Chronosphere and defend it until it is ready to banish Grandma.RTS mode engage
>>4966002Let's get a recap. We have access to Transforming tank/copter robots, Equality Prime V2, Gunbuster G V2, assorted USSR troops,...
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4966008Launch the copper bots so that we can fulfill the RTS portionLet's hope Gunbuster G V2 has an auto mode where it basically just charges and fires
>>4966011"Can't Ken pilot it?"
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4966019Do you want to risk being near the battle between dad and his mom
>>4966020Ken is thinking"You're supposed to say no, Ken"
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4966031"I can't, look at what he has on his hand.""A Memoir of My Life, Part One, by Lolisniffer- oh"
>>4966034"Don't mind me, I just picked up this book that Dad dropped. Continue your discussion"
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4966036Ken begrudingly decides not to pilot the Gunbuster on the condition that he be the Commander for the RTS section that is totally coming up and not getting cucked away from me by my god-awful dice rolls.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4966036"But anyway, Ken should pilot, Luke will be his spotter, and both Chosen One and I will be their....watchers.">>4966038Well, duh
>>4966038>begrudingly decides not to pilot the Gunbusterconsidering what he's facing if he doesn't pilot, he doesn't have a chance tp say no
>not getting cucked away from me by my god-awful dice rolls.Dice God laughs for no particular reason
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4966043Jeanne has to take over as commander of the RTS, and Lilly as Mission Control instead since >>4966039
>>4966045"Now go get Gunbuster G ready. We'll form up and join the battle soon enough"
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4966052Find Gunbuster G
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4966059go in reluctantly while rasputin and chosen one drag luke to the mech
>>4966061"That cockpit's cramped as hell. Can't I go on my dragon instead? Olessa can come too"
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4966065Rasputin opens the book.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4966065"The Bone Kingdom doesn't get the Dragon Rider unit until the Expansion Pack launches, now get in the fucking Mech"
>>4966066Ah yes. Wisdom from dear ol' dad
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4966070"Here, Chose One, you need this more than me."
>>4966072Mysterious Flask acquired
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4966073>>4966067Time to go to RTS mode and observe the battle!Send in the bots first of course
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4966073Now drink paint
>>4966075ANd now....OP is being banished back into the wagecuck zone. Gotta job to do. Will continue this tomorrow.And not head out for some smokes and never return. Promise.Toodles
>>4966078But when is tomorrow
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4966893Yeah, yeah, yeahI'll payWhen tomorrowTomorrow comes today
>>4966078where that OP at
>>4967067he disappeared into the shadow realm
>>4966078what did OP mean by thid
Rolled 49 (1d100)
Hey wait a second why do skeletons have boobs
>>4966078>>4968118Asking the real questions here
>>4968118How else are going to sell Shotasniffer waifu pillows if she ain't got the tiddies?
>>4968118>>4968263Well, it's because I---
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4968290OP LOOK OUT IT'S THEM
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4968290From the RIGHT!?
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4968318OP GOT ISEKIA'D
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4968318Back to the sorta RTS where everyone is laughing at Bobby being eliminated
>>4968319Hey you, you’re finally awake.
>>4968322Do you mean me specifically or are you doing a goofy refrence
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4968331Choose your race op
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4968331Back to skeleton
>>4968336Ah fuck I was so close to choosing a new game for us but you seem to have bested me in rolls yet again HEMAN!
>>4968336"Hey, anon. You're finally awake"
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4968346Choose to be Orc Skelly
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4968346Todd, no.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4968346Uh oh
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4968354Now go fight his mom
>>4968357Sadly Skele Orc was immediately shot by the Skeleton Police. Skeleton Systemic Racism is still a huge issue in the SkeleSociety
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4968360>>4968320
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4968368Don't worry, sub-par hero units like Bobby can be re-built at the Skeleton Barracks when we reach Tech Level 2 :^)
>>4968360Put him back together with duct tape
>>4968368There's something off about Bobby
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4968379Yeah... it's as if he seems a bit ... brighter than ussual
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4968379Send skeleton attack dogs at Bobby to see if he's a spy.
>>4968384ba dum tish
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4968391Punch Bobby as is customary for Shotasniffer
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4968391Punch self in face
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4968400>>4968401Yeah, Dad's going to find out soon about your heroics
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4968400Back to the USSR Scout Helicopters as they observe the Battle against Grandma.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4968416Now witness >>4968411 and laugh as Bobby fails to even be a fighter
>>4968421He's doing great tho. As the ground they're fighting on.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4968438Some one has to attack the ground being everywhere and all
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4968444Keep observing as we get ready Gunbuster G
>>4968438I thought boby got traded to some space aliens
>>4968453He came back, somehow, after a space adventure>>4952907It isn't important
>>4968452>>4968452>>4968453>>4968462Either that or he escaped and the aliens are coming back.Who knows
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4968467They can have him honestly.Go to Ken and Luke being completely unenthusiastic about riding a mech
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4968467Then everyone got tired of this game and said let's end it here and a new game was started.
>>4968469"This cockpit smells like alcohol and broken dreams"
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4968474Let those broken dreams drive you to victory
>>4968476The Mecha finishes booting. The onboard AI pipes up"Welcome, Marian. Sexiest and coolest Skeleton who is definitely not an alcoholic loser nerd""...."
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4968479Input command "I'm a naughty Girl and need a Spanking"
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4968479>>4968481Also "I like to watch little girl anime"
>>4968483"Changing Greeting.....Welcome Marian, you naughty girl who needs a spanking. Watching one of those little girl animes gain?"
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4968487Change her desk top to a picture of a dragon dildo.
>>4968489Sorry to cut this short, but I gotta go deal with some shit.be back in 5 hours.Or 5 years.Depends
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4968497Having fun, Ken?
>>4968736Anon get outta there, it's already cramped as it is
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4968745well better explain to rasputin why you're fooling around instead of approaching the fight
>>4968748Talking is a free action
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4968756"That that means we have a lot of time reading our father's diar-""OK I'M GOING"
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4968756Penis dragons everywhere
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4968763>>4968764we're not in marian's fantasy world guys
>>4968765"Computer, delete all folders labeled "secret penis dragon fantasy literature", thank you"
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4968770now inspect the situation
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4968777>777>Quattro down againThe audience laughs as camera is focused on Quattro while Betty and Alt-Betty commentate
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4968777The Chosen One airdrops the Mysterious Beverage he got from Raspuin to Quattro. Maybe it'll make him power up and turn him relevant again?
>>4968778"once again Quattro eats massive shit""shameful"
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4968780>>4968782
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4968782>>4968784air drop beverage and hope neither dad nor grandma gets it
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4968782Quattro actually is merely pretendingit's an after image
>>4968787in reality quattro is 50 meters away from the fight lying down
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4968792>>4968789cut to 50 meters away"man how far did she knock me back"
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4968792Quickly, follow after after images!
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4968798An entire line of Quattro lying on the groundMan Grandma can kick hard
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4968798They go into local bar!And then into game store!And then into arcade!And then back into the fight!Then back into arcade with Grandma to settle it in Skeleton Fighter II Turbo!
>>4968801"HAHA! GRANDMA! I CHALLENGE YOU TO SKELETON FIGHTER 2 TURBO! BEST OUT OF 5! WINNER TAKES ALL"
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4968804Grandma smashes him with the cabinet
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4968804It actually worksUnless Grandma is more of Skeleton Fighter Beta person
>>4968806Unfortunately for Quattro. Grandma fucking bodied him
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4968814For that, Quattro has lost any respect he had left.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4968814>autoloss without even rollsHe really lost his formQuattro just goes into the sunset to be never seen again.until next skeleton quest
>>4968816As punishment, he must now play all video games with a Madcatz controller
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4968821I mean it can work for armored core games I guessTHE CLAW
>>4968823"Quattro! Any thoughts on getting absolutely fucking bodied?"
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4968827some pithy comment on how it's not about winning, it's about having fun
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4968827Quattro says nothing as all his energy is absorbed by Grandma. He did say "Winner takes all".
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4968827Turns out low-kicks weren't the answer
>>4968828"y-yeah well, uh. It's not about winning. It's, a-all about having fun. and that's what really important. ya know. the spirit of the, uh, fight. Yeah. So winning is not that important really. Just g-gotta have fun out there. You know""So did you have fun?""...."
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4968834The arm then clocks him with the microphone since it's grandma's arm
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4968834"..... a lil' bit"
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4968840man he sucks, how's marian
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4968840ask grandma how did she got so good at SFIITurbo
>>4968842Lining up a shot
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4968849do it marian
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4968849>>4968851just not hit dadagain
>>4968851Can he do it?!
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4968854do it do it do it do it
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4968854roll for it
>>4968855You fool! You've made Marian think about I Am... All of Me by Crush 40 (Main Theme of Shadow the Hedgehog) © SEGA, 2005! Now he can't focus as the edge is rattling his skull!
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4968859SHOOT ALREADY
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4968859welcome to the fantasy zoneget ready
thanks for bread, I'm off for tonight
Rolled 2166 (1d3000)>>4968862Roll 2d1000-666 Edgelord debuff
Rolled 231 (1d1000)>>4968868blame the edge for missing your shot
Rolled 26, 941 = 967 (2d1000)>>4968868It's good to see Marian still can't get fucking anything done right.
Rolled 601, 103 = 704 (2d1000)>>4968868>>4968869
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4968873OH NO SHE SAW YOU
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4968873Marian dies because Grandma has no chill.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4968882"So any more disappointments you want to throw at me, son?"
>>4968883"And here I thought you liked Quattro"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4968890"Just because he's funny doesn't mean he's not a disappointment."
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4968896Jeanne has used this time well and manged to construct a fully operational base, ready to produce weapons of war to stop Grandma.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4968896"Now, after I drain you of your power, I'm going to throw you into the Outer Realms, then find that Zebra guy and have him join you, then destroy the world- what's that golem floating there?"
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4968922She's not happy that Rasputin's fangirl helped her with that
>>4968922Don't forget to set your rally points
>>4968926"I am not happy that Rasputin's fangirl helped me with that. I coulda done it by myself"
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4968936"Your original plan involved a lot of anime things and a lovehotel for you and Ken" - Olessa
>>4968940I guess that's what happens when you stick all.your kids on an island and don't let them meet new people
>>4968943Simon Sez: Remember kids, socializing is important for a growing villain! Don't be like Lolisniffer and isolate your kids on an island , it makes them act weird!
>>4968940"THE LOVE HOTEL IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT. SHUTUP. I don't see YOU coming up with a plan! I bet it's just gonna be a fishing trip for you and Luke anyway!"
>>4968948Oh come on, don't be silly, you can't fish on the moon.Olessa wanted to build an aquarium and have Luke do all the work.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4968948>>4968953
>>4968954"Damn right I did"
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4968958Also bumper cars.Anyway Mom got grounded.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>49689581a2a3a your army at Grandma then keep rallying.Maybe expand behind it
>>4968962What a twist! Could Shadow Grandma making her move to get rid of both Lolisniffer and Grandma?! Whatever the case, we will continue....in like 10 hours! see yaupdates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4968971>Could Shadow Grandma making her move to get rid of both Lolisniffer and Grandma?!You ask that like it wasn't intended from the beginning
Hey guys person who asked why skeletons have boobs here. Just want to say that I wasn't actually against them. Also I'd fuck both shotasniffer and the grandma thank you.
>>4969582>>4968971Who said you had to be against them to ask
>>4968971What is 10 hours to a man
>>4968971where you at OP
>>4969663What is ten hours to OP? What is ten hours to a thread? What us ten hours to a Skeleton?OP clearly got lost on the way back from the kitchen again. Fatboy seems to be directionally challenged.
internet gone to shit. will contoinue in like, 5 hours when it's more stable
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4969831hmmm
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4970021Imagine having internet outages
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4970021OP's internet was interrupted by the fight between lolisniffer and his mom
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4970024meanwhile, mom got grounded and is sulking
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4970024>>4970025With a really big bucket of ice cream
>>4970025"She's not even my real mom!""but im your dad tho""Shut up dad""mmkay"
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4970034"The only reason he doesn't like the villains is because they own him money!""Greg, he literally just barged in and demanded 5 million per day, and then killed the first person who protested."
>>4970037"Well then it's their fault for being in debt in the first place then"
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4970043They weren't even in debt, he just demanded payment.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4970043Top down view of the massive army that Jeanne is about to Shift+A Click towards Grandma. Who needs to Micro when you have a Death Ball that you can just attack move against your enemy?
>>4970049>massive army>against grandma>with lolisniffer as a third partythis is why you suck at strategy, jeanne
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4970061Let me get this straight, you're going to send everyone to die to Grandma in the hope that she'll be too full from the energy she sucked from them.
>>4970062"I mean. Aside from Equality Prime and Gunbuster G 2. Our army is remote controlled. Rasputin, Chosen One and Betty is commandeering one of the vehicles tho"