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Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) Archived

Summer 2000 AD Vidya Quest 08/09/21(Mon)18:35:50 No.4951530

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Summer 2000 AD Vidya Quest Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/09/21(Mon)18:35:50 No.4951530 Archived

The date is July 16th, 2000.
Summer break is in full swing and your parents are out for the weekend.
On a rainy day like this there's not much for a hip young man like yourself to do.
It's time to play some vidya. But uh... where's your Gameboy Color™?

WHERE LOOK?
>Under Bed
>Closet
>Pockets
>Write in

Anonymous (ID: ks6foA3H)
08/09/21(Mon)18:37:30 No.4951533

Anonymous (ID: ks6foA3H) 08/09/21(Mon)18:37:30 No.4951533

>>4951530
>Under Bed

Anonymous (ID: K1cQ2f43)
08/09/21(Mon)18:38:22 No.4951535

Anonymous (ID: K1cQ2f43) 08/09/21(Mon)18:38:22 No.4951535

How the f did we break our arm

Anonymous (ID: kWcbXfN7)
08/09/21(Mon)18:43:51 No.4951542

Anonymous (ID: kWcbXfN7) 08/09/21(Mon)18:43:51 No.4951542

>>4951530
>Pockets

>>4951535
Vigorous masturbation.

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h)
08/09/21(Mon)18:50:31 No.4951549

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/09/21(Mon)18:50:31 No.4951549

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>>4951533
>>4951535
>>4951542

You look under your bed, and find the culprit behind your broken wrist - your pair of HEELYS. Who would have thought that shoes with wheels on the bottom could be a bad idea? Anyway your clumsy ass better stick to videogames.

You also find your Playstation and a Koosh Ball.
No Gameboy here.

What do?

>Check Pockets
>Check Closet
>Put on Heelys
>Write in

Anonymous (ID: ks6foA3H)
08/09/21(Mon)18:54:11 No.4951551

Anonymous (ID: ks6foA3H) 08/09/21(Mon)18:54:11 No.4951551

>>4951549
You know what our parents said, no heelys in the house.
>Check pockets

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h)
08/09/21(Mon)19:11:05 No.4951573

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/09/21(Mon)19:11:05 No.4951573

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>>4951551

You empty out your pockets. Looks like your old Tomagachi, A Chili Dog and a big old pile of POGS.

What do?

>Check on Tomagachi
>Check Closet
>Check POGS
>Eat Chili Dog
>Write in

Anonymous (ID: b+trBDHy)
08/09/21(Mon)19:16:06 No.4951586

Anonymous (ID: b+trBDHy) 08/09/21(Mon)19:16:06 No.4951586

>>4951573
>>Check on Tomagachi
while munching on the chili dog

Anonymous (ID: kWcbXfN7)
08/09/21(Mon)19:17:08 No.4951588

Anonymous (ID: kWcbXfN7) 08/09/21(Mon)19:17:08 No.4951588

>>4951573
>Eat Chili Dog
>Equip Heelys, we have to go fast to find our beloved Game Boy

Anonymous (ID: K1cQ2f43)
08/09/21(Mon)19:19:07 No.4951592

Anonymous (ID: K1cQ2f43) 08/09/21(Mon)19:19:07 No.4951592

>>4951573
Find my slammer. I need this QM, for I have become old

Anonymous (ID: eKHSkDQ8)
08/09/21(Mon)19:28:25 No.4951613

Anonymous (ID: eKHSkDQ8) 08/09/21(Mon)19:28:25 No.4951613

>>4951573
Throw away the pogs.

Anonymous (ID: K1cQ2f43)
08/09/21(Mon)19:32:02 No.4951619

Anonymous (ID: K1cQ2f43) 08/09/21(Mon)19:32:02 No.4951619

>>4951613
Dam yellow ID lamo

Anonymous (ID: ptanOMCf)
08/09/21(Mon)19:34:05 No.4951624

Anonymous (ID: ptanOMCf) 08/09/21(Mon)19:34:05 No.4951624

>>4951573
>Consume Chili Dog

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h)
08/09/21(Mon)19:42:51 No.4951638

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/09/21(Mon)19:42:51 No.4951638

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>>4951586
>>4951588
>>4951592
>>4951613
>>4951619
>>4951624

Ok, Cool Guy.
You strap on your HEELYs and start cramming that juicy CHILIDOG into your face hole.

Predictably, this goes poorly. Before you know it you're spinning out of control and juggling your dog. Tragedy looms.

What do?

>Forget the Dog, attempt a safe landing
>Save the Dog, Safe the world (Roll 1D20)
>Attempt Sick dog catch and landing (Roll 1D20)
>Fall on your stupid face
>Write in

Anonymous (ID: ptanOMCf)
08/09/21(Mon)19:44:03 No.4951640

Anonymous (ID: ptanOMCf) 08/09/21(Mon)19:44:03 No.4951640

>>4951638
>SAVE THE DOG

Anonymous (ID: b+trBDHy)
08/09/21(Mon)19:52:49 No.4951660

Anonymous (ID: b+trBDHy) 08/09/21(Mon)19:52:49 No.4951660

>>4951638
>>Write in
POWERSLIDE to catch the hot dog

Anonymous (ID: 0861zrZZ)
08/09/21(Mon)20:19:25 No.4951700

Anonymous (ID: 0861zrZZ) 08/09/21(Mon)20:19:25 No.4951700

>>4951638
>Channel the energy of [THE KID] to save your beloved dog!

Anonymous (ID: iyYTPjOu)
08/09/21(Mon)20:31:00 No.4951722

Anonymous (ID: iyYTPjOu) 08/09/21(Mon)20:31:00 No.4951722

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>4951638
>Attempt Sick dog catch and landing (Roll 1D20)

Anonymous (ID: OzDETa+m)
08/09/21(Mon)20:46:28 No.4951730

Anonymous (ID: OzDETa+m) 08/09/21(Mon)20:46:28 No.4951730

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>4951638
>Attempt Sick dog catch and landing (Roll 1D20)
As a fat kid, we should be able to catch the chili dog using only our mouth.

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h)
08/09/21(Mon)21:06:48 No.4951750

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/09/21(Mon)21:06:48 No.4951750

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>>4951640
>>4951660
>>4951700
>>4951722
>>4951730

You want it all. You attempt to make a SICK CATCH but your DEX stat simply isn't high enough. You fall on your ass, flinging your HEELYS to the wall and your CHILIDOG just about everywhere else.

God. Damnit.

Well now you stink like Chilidog but that's nothing new.
Don't you have videogames to play?

What do?

>Clean up First
>Check Closet
>Destroy HEELYS
>Write in

Anonymous (ID: mj3Haseu)
08/09/21(Mon)21:25:53 No.4951767

Anonymous (ID: mj3Haseu) 08/09/21(Mon)21:25:53 No.4951767

>>4951750
>Check Closet
Let's whats inside

Anonymous (ID: DP3zK9NB)
08/09/21(Mon)21:33:30 No.4951775

Anonymous (ID: DP3zK9NB) 08/09/21(Mon)21:33:30 No.4951775

>>4951750
>Check Closet

Anonymous (ID: ptanOMCf)
08/09/21(Mon)21:38:34 No.4951780

Anonymous (ID: ptanOMCf) 08/09/21(Mon)21:38:34 No.4951780

>>4951750
>Check Closet

Anonymous (ID: 0861zrZZ)
08/09/21(Mon)21:46:58 No.4951786

Anonymous (ID: 0861zrZZ) 08/09/21(Mon)21:46:58 No.4951786

>>4951750
>Check Closet
Gotta make sure R. Kelly isn't in there again

Anonymous (ID: MWLcrf29)
08/09/21(Mon)23:30:21 No.4951920

Anonymous (ID: MWLcrf29) 08/09/21(Mon)23:30:21 No.4951920

>>4951750
>>Destroy HEELYS
These monstrosities shall never hurt another soul again

Anonymous (ID: YmWImJIX)
08/10/21(Tue)00:00:35 No.4951963

Anonymous (ID: YmWImJIX) 08/10/21(Tue)00:00:35 No.4951963

>>4951920
We WILL master them.

>>4951750
>Check Closet

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h)
08/10/21(Tue)13:45:29 No.4952556

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/10/21(Tue)13:45:29 No.4952556

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>>4951767
>>4951775
>>4951780
>>4951786
>>4951920
>>4951963

You pick yourself up, dust off the chili and pop open the closet. Nothing is going to stop you from enjoying some Vidya on this fine day.

Aha! Right there in the box is your Gameboy Color™.

But uh... It's behind something. A primal fear long forgotten.
It's FURBY.

This thing gave you nightmares for weeks as a kid, leaving a lasting TRAUMA that you have yet to overcome.

WHAT DO?

>Carefully reach in, avoiding FURBY
>Mama didn't raise no bitch just grab the Gameboy Color™
>Negotiate with FURBY
>Write in

Anonymous (ID: 0861zrZZ)
08/10/21(Tue)13:52:01 No.4952560

Anonymous (ID: 0861zrZZ) 08/10/21(Tue)13:52:01 No.4952560

>>4952556
>Mama didn't raise no bitch just grab the Gameboy Color™

Anonymous (ID: kBJZlqLo)
08/10/21(Tue)14:40:05 No.4952612

Anonymous (ID: kBJZlqLo) 08/10/21(Tue)14:40:05 No.4952612

>>4952556
>Mama didn't raise no bitch just grab the Gameboy Color™

Do it, pussy

Anonymous (ID: OiAzDgWp)
08/10/21(Tue)14:55:55 No.4952635

Anonymous (ID: OiAzDgWp) 08/10/21(Tue)14:55:55 No.4952635

>>4951530
>Gameboy Color™
I remember playing Pokemon Yellow...

ReptoidQMonaphone (ID: NaEpFlPI)
08/10/21(Tue)15:00:40 No.4952640

ReptoidQMonaphone (ID: NaEpFlPI) 08/10/21(Tue)15:00:40 No.4952640

>>4952556
>Mama didn't raise no bitch just grab the Gameboy Color™

Anonymous (ID: xkgYA8V9)
08/10/21(Tue)15:03:20 No.4952647

Anonymous (ID: xkgYA8V9) 08/10/21(Tue)15:03:20 No.4952647

>>4952556
>Mama didn't raise no bitch just grab the Gameboy Color™

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h)
08/10/21(Tue)15:23:45 No.4952676

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/10/21(Tue)15:23:45 No.4952676

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>>4952560
>>4952612
>>4952635
>>4952640
>>4952647

That's right, Mama didn't raise no bitch. You suck it up and stick your hand in the closet and-
JESUS CHRIST FURBY starts shrieking and shaking all around. It's freaking you out!

"FURBY LOVE YOUUuuuu"

The batteries are low but that makes it even more terrifying. The low drone of it's inane baby babble strikes primal FEAR into your adolescent brain.

You're going to have to deal with this the HARD WAY.

WHAT DO?

>Karate Chop
>Throw a HEELY at it
>Throw POGs like ninja stars
>Out the window with it
>Write in

Anonymous (ID: iyYTPjOu)
08/10/21(Tue)15:29:52 No.4952683

Anonymous (ID: iyYTPjOu) 08/10/21(Tue)15:29:52 No.4952683

>>4952676
Deal with this like a man. Grab the robotic monstrosity and commence defenestration.

Anonymous (ID: nH+tv2ht)
08/10/21(Tue)15:47:47 No.4952701

Anonymous (ID: nH+tv2ht) 08/10/21(Tue)15:47:47 No.4952701

>>4952676
Reach out for the furby and give it a gentle hug before tenderly flipping the power switch back off.

I love you too, old friend.

Anonymous (ID: 0861zrZZ)
08/10/21(Tue)16:30:18 No.4952742

Anonymous (ID: 0861zrZZ) 08/10/21(Tue)16:30:18 No.4952742

>>4952676
>WRASSLE IT

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h)
08/10/21(Tue)18:54:34 No.4952943

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/10/21(Tue)18:54:34 No.4952943

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>>4952683
>>4952701
>>4952742

"So long, my friend. YEET!"

You flip the off switch and fling the furry fuck right out into the rain. Surely this callous act of prejudice will have no lasting repercussions.

One step closer to a fun filled day of Gameboy Color™.
In fact, it's right in front of you!
Better make sure this thing is in better condition than the FURBY.

What do?

>Check Batteries
>Check the Cartridge
>Clean the screen off
>Write in

Anonymous (ID: kBJZlqLo)
08/10/21(Tue)18:55:55 No.4952945

Anonymous (ID: kBJZlqLo) 08/10/21(Tue)18:55:55 No.4952945

>>4952943
>Check Batteries
If that friggin' Furby had the last good set of batteries, I swear to god...

Anonymous (ID: xkgYA8V9)
08/10/21(Tue)19:20:43 No.4952982

Anonymous (ID: xkgYA8V9) 08/10/21(Tue)19:20:43 No.4952982

>>4952943
>Check Batteries

Anonymous (ID: rrUHfokH)
08/10/21(Tue)19:38:05 No.4952997

Anonymous (ID: rrUHfokH) 08/10/21(Tue)19:38:05 No.4952997

>>4952943
>Check Batteries
>hope that the term "Yeet" will catch on some time in the future

Anonymous (ID: ptanOMCf)
08/10/21(Tue)19:40:46 No.4953006

Anonymous (ID: ptanOMCf) 08/10/21(Tue)19:40:46 No.4953006

>>4952943
>Check Batteries

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h)
08/10/21(Tue)20:10:49 No.4953048

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/10/21(Tue)20:10:49 No.4953048

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You pop open the Gameboy to find...
SCORE. Two relatively fresh cells wedged right up in there.
You're just about ready to get your game on.

What do?

>Check Cartridge
>Get Comfy
>Just turn the dang thing on already!
>Write in

Anonymous (ID: ks6foA3H)
08/10/21(Tue)20:17:21 No.4953056

Anonymous (ID: ks6foA3H) 08/10/21(Tue)20:17:21 No.4953056

>>4953048
>>Just turn the dang thing on already!
GAMING

Anonymous (ID: XUQw7SMq)
08/10/21(Tue)20:31:10 No.4953064

Anonymous (ID: XUQw7SMq) 08/10/21(Tue)20:31:10 No.4953064

>>4953048
>Just turn the dang thing on already!
I can't wait to play POKEMON SILVER on my Gameboy Color!

Anonymous (ID: OzDETa+m)
08/10/21(Tue)20:37:26 No.4953068

Anonymous (ID: OzDETa+m) 08/10/21(Tue)20:37:26 No.4953068

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>>4953048
>Check Cartridge

>>4952943
>saying YEET in the year of our lord 2000
>knowing that no one knew what the hell YEET meant in 2000
>pic fucking related

Anonymous (ID: OzDETa+m)
08/10/21(Tue)20:53:53 No.4953084

Anonymous (ID: OzDETa+m) 08/10/21(Tue)20:53:53 No.4953084

>>4953068
>also Furbies don't have off switches
>so what the fuck kinda switch did you flip on it's back?

Anonymous (ID: YmWImJIX)
08/11/21(Wed)00:31:03 No.4953380

Anonymous (ID: YmWImJIX) 08/11/21(Wed)00:31:03 No.4953380

>>4953084
Oh shit.

>>4953048
>Check Cartridge

Anonymous (ID: s8nxPhcl)
08/11/21(Wed)01:34:25 No.4953444

Anonymous (ID: s8nxPhcl) 08/11/21(Wed)01:34:25 No.4953444

>>4953048
>>Check Cartridge
ALWAYS make shure your battlestation is in top shape

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h)
08/11/21(Wed)14:00:36 No.4953982

Synthetic_Cathinones !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/11/21(Wed)14:00:36 No.4953982

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>>4953056
>>4953064
>>4953068
>>4953084
>>4953380
>>4953444

You decide to check the cartridge before turning it on. For some reason you can't quite remember what game you had in there last.

Strange. It's wedged in there pretty tight. It's completely stuck! You turn the game around and look at the back -

...

The label has been scratched off.

There's not much left to do but...

>Turn it on
>Write in

Anonymous (ID: XmUXnGJw)
08/11/21(Wed)14:19:11 No.4953996

Anonymous (ID: XmUXnGJw) 08/11/21(Wed)14:19:11 No.4953996

>>4953982
this cannot be good

BathSalts !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h)
08/11/21(Wed)14:27:49 No.4954003

BathSalts !TqMZWlRs3o (ID: xU4t1g4h) 08/11/21(Wed)14:27:49 No.4954003

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>>4953982
>>4953996

Welp, here goes absoloutely nothing.
You switch on the handheld.

...

What the fuck is this?

...

>>4954002

Anonymous (ID: ybIoQNJF)
08/14/21(Sat)21:19:50 No.4958501

Anonymous (ID: ybIoQNJF) 08/14/21(Sat)21:19:50 No.4958501

>>4954003
Oh you clever son of a gun

Anonymous (ID: rMdd48bm)
08/15/21(Sun)15:31:45 No.4959159

Anonymous (ID: rMdd48bm) 08/15/21(Sun)15:31:45 No.4959159

>>4954003
wow
that put a fucking smile on my face ok qm you got me

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