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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part (...) 07/05/21(Mon)01:50:21 No.4904464

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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part 24 Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)01:50:21 No.4904464 Archived

OH SHIT NIGGER. You're A SKELETON. On an ISLAND.

what do

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/05/21(Mon)01:52:09 No.4904466

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/05/21(Mon)01:52:09 No.4904466

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4904464
Put a lime in the coconut and shake it all up

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)01:54:41 No.4904467

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)01:54:41 No.4904467

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4904466
Are you sure you can win against such a powerful foe?

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)01:56:19 No.4904469

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)01:56:19 No.4904469

Rolled 96, 6 = 102 (2d100)

>>4904467
the real final boss of the island, a lime in a coconut

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/05/21(Mon)01:57:48 No.4904470

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/05/21(Mon)01:57:48 No.4904470

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4904467
Sometimes you just gotta bust a nut

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)02:00:43 No.4904471

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)02:00:43 No.4904471

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>>4904469
>>4904470
You fools. You have made it even more powerful

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)02:01:19 No.4904472

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)02:01:19 No.4904472

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4904471
toss it into that convenient whale over there

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)02:05:18 No.4904478

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)02:05:18 No.4904478

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4904472
Roll 2d100 to toss

Anonymous (ID: R1PeulEb)
07/05/21(Mon)02:06:32 No.4904479

Anonymous (ID: R1PeulEb) 07/05/21(Mon)02:06:32 No.4904479

Rolled 2, 82 = 84 (2d100)

>>4904478

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/05/21(Mon)02:07:52 No.4904480

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/05/21(Mon)02:07:52 No.4904480

Rolled 14, 77 = 91 (2d100)

>>4904478

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)02:10:26 No.4904482

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)02:10:26 No.4904482

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>>4904480
Unfortunately you were never really good at throwing

Anonymous (ID: R1PeulEb)
07/05/21(Mon)02:13:10 No.4904483

Anonymous (ID: R1PeulEb) 07/05/21(Mon)02:13:10 No.4904483

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4904482
Stare at the ocean and wait for rescue from the others

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)02:19:22 No.4904488

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)02:19:22 No.4904488

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>>4904483

Anonymous (ID: OZwDDUq5)
07/05/21(Mon)02:21:50 No.4904489

Anonymous (ID: OZwDDUq5) 07/05/21(Mon)02:21:50 No.4904489

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4904488
What's that screaming from over there

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)02:29:24 No.4904493

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)02:29:24 No.4904493

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>>4904489
You hear loud screams of anguish and despair
"PLEASE! NO MORE!"

As if it's a result of being forced to listen to terrible fanfiction

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/05/21(Mon)02:31:09 No.4904496

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/05/21(Mon)02:31:09 No.4904496

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4904493
Tell those two lovebirds or something to shut up.

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/05/21(Mon)02:32:35 No.4904497

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/05/21(Mon)02:32:35 No.4904497

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4904493
THATS ENOUGH, Camara pan to Shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: OZwDDUq5)
07/05/21(Mon)02:32:57 No.4904498

Anonymous (ID: OZwDDUq5) 07/05/21(Mon)02:32:57 No.4904498

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4904493
"JUST KILL ME YOU MONSTER"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)02:40:24 No.4904507

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)02:40:24 No.4904507

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>>4904497

Anonymous (ID: R1PeulEb)
07/05/21(Mon)02:44:52 No.4904511

Anonymous (ID: R1PeulEb) 07/05/21(Mon)02:44:52 No.4904511

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4904507
OH GOD SHE NOTICED US, RUN

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)02:47:47 No.4904513

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)02:47:47 No.4904513

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>>4904511

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)02:49:11 No.4904514

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)02:49:11 No.4904514

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4904513
continue writing as you step on anon

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/05/21(Mon)02:52:54 No.4904518

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/05/21(Mon)02:52:54 No.4904518

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4904514
>>4904513
very important documents to write yes

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)02:57:19 No.4904521

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)02:57:19 No.4904521

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>>4904514
Oh no anon! I hope he's okay

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)02:59:38 No.4904523

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)02:59:38 No.4904523

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4904521
he's fine, just being crushed to death as shotasniffer unknowingly appeals to his fetish
hum the tune as you continue writing

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/05/21(Mon)02:59:51 No.4904524

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/05/21(Mon)02:59:51 No.4904524

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4904521
Shotasniffer looks down at anon with disgust

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/05/21(Mon)03:00:57 No.4904526

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/05/21(Mon)03:00:57 No.4904526

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4904521
How's that cookout going?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)03:06:39 No.4904529

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)03:06:39 No.4904529

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>>4904526
With Luke manning the grill, things are going swimmingly.

As long as there's no...complications

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)03:07:53 No.4904531

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)03:07:53 No.4904531

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4904529
Complications like his brother dropping the spaghetti

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/05/21(Mon)03:09:43 No.4904532

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/05/21(Mon)03:09:43 No.4904532

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4904529
Spike the punch with some random drugs, For a funny prank.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)03:22:31 No.4904536

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)03:22:31 No.4904536

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>>4904532
Yes, that's right Luke. Time to prank your siblings. It'll be epic

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/05/21(Mon)03:23:53 No.4904537

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/05/21(Mon)03:23:53 No.4904537

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4904536
NO LUKE NO! You're the chef! People are counting on you to make delicious food!

Kobold (ID: mLcyjPCj)
07/05/21(Mon)03:23:56 No.4904538

Kobold (ID: mLcyjPCj) 07/05/21(Mon)03:23:56 No.4904538

>>4904536
Classic luke

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/05/21(Mon)03:24:09 No.4904539

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/05/21(Mon)03:24:09 No.4904539

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4904536
"Wait can skeletons even get high?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)03:24:15 No.4904540

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)03:24:15 No.4904540

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4904536
>>4904537
Yeah, think of what Big Sis would do to you if she finds out

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/05/21(Mon)03:24:46 No.4904541

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/05/21(Mon)03:24:46 No.4904541

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4904536
WHAT? and break the grillers code of neutrality? NEVER

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)03:29:44 No.4904542

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)03:29:44 No.4904542

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>>4904541
That's right Luke! Do no listen to this devil! He seeks to lead you astray from the path of the grill! He is clearly a vegan

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/05/21(Mon)03:31:50 No.4904543

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/05/21(Mon)03:31:50 No.4904543

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4904542
"Wait, What if I spiked the punch with sausages?"

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/05/21(Mon)03:33:02 No.4904545

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/05/21(Mon)03:33:02 No.4904545

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4904542
devil, angel? I just want to grill for petes sake!

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)03:33:33 No.4904546

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)03:33:33 No.4904546

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4904542
>>4904543
Both a funny prank AND within the griller's code

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)03:41:09 No.4904549

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)03:41:09 No.4904549

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>>4904543
And even, perhaps, replace the punch with gravy too

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)03:42:52 No.4904552

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)03:42:52 No.4904552

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4904549
YES

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/05/21(Mon)03:44:13 No.4904554

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/05/21(Mon)03:44:13 No.4904554

Rolled 37 (1d100)

SS big song will be the perfect time, everyone will be distracted. But by putting BEEs wax in our ears(?) we will be unaffected

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)04:02:32 No.4904558

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)04:02:32 No.4904558

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>>4904552
"I dunno guys, that sounds kinda retarded"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)04:03:27 No.4904559

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)04:03:27 No.4904559

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4904558
we could drug the gravy

Kobold (ID: mLcyjPCj)
07/05/21(Mon)04:03:38 No.4904561

Kobold (ID: mLcyjPCj) 07/05/21(Mon)04:03:38 No.4904561

>>4904558
"No you"

Anonymous (ID: mdyUqQY7)
07/05/21(Mon)04:03:56 No.4904562

Anonymous (ID: mdyUqQY7) 07/05/21(Mon)04:03:56 No.4904562

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4904558
nah bro it makes complete sense you just gotta think really hard about it

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/05/21(Mon)04:04:03 No.4904563

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/05/21(Mon)04:04:03 No.4904563

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4904558
"Yeah... We should mix the punch and the gravy together!"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)04:09:05 No.4904568

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)04:09:05 No.4904568

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>>4904562

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)04:10:01 No.4904570

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)04:10:01 No.4904570

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4904568
Let's do it then

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/05/21(Mon)04:10:50 No.4904572

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/05/21(Mon)04:10:50 No.4904572

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4904568
Time to enact our prank.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)04:20:56 No.4904594

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)04:20:56 No.4904594

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>>4904572
"Hey bro, got the punch, where should I put it?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)04:34:10 No.4904625

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)04:34:10 No.4904625

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4904594
next to me so that I can watch it

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)04:57:35 No.4904644

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)04:57:35 No.4904644

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>>4904625
"alright. Here you go."

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)04:58:38 No.4904645

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)04:58:38 No.4904645

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4904644
switch it with the bowl of gravy you put under the table for just such an occasion

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)05:14:01 No.4904655

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)05:14:01 No.4904655

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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4904645
Roll 2d100 for seemingly no reason

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/05/21(Mon)05:15:09 No.4904656

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/05/21(Mon)05:15:09 No.4904656

Rolled 146, 190 = 336 (2d200)

>>4904655

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)05:15:24 No.4904657

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)05:15:24 No.4904657

Rolled 95, 37 = 132 (2d100)

>>4904655

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)05:27:25 No.4904664

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)05:27:25 No.4904664

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>>4904657
"Ey, whatcha doing over there? Need any help?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)05:29:38 No.4904665

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)05:29:38 No.4904665

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4904664
Uh, not really, just taking some gravy for the barbecue

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)05:36:30 No.4904667

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)05:36:30 No.4904667

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>>4904665
"Oh then just tell me where to set it on the table. You got enough on your plate as is, having to cook for everyone. We ought to help out if possible"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)05:38:30 No.4904671

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)05:38:30 No.4904671

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4904667
Just put it next to the punch bowl and put labels on them so they're told apart

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)05:52:15 No.4904681

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)05:52:15 No.4904681

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>>4904671
"Okay. done! Lemme know if you need anything else"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)05:53:05 No.4904683

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)05:53:05 No.4904683

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4904681
plan to change the labels

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)05:57:57 No.4904684

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)05:57:57 No.4904684

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>>4904683
Anyway, OP gotta go out for a bit now. Will be back in like. 5 hours. Probably.

updates b here n shit: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: xI+z4fPy)
07/05/21(Mon)08:54:57 No.4904815

Anonymous (ID: xI+z4fPy) 07/05/21(Mon)08:54:57 No.4904815

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4904684
Luke! Change to the BROWN faction, the Unified Sausage Sizzling Reenactors. Not a knock off of anything, totally original faction!

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)11:19:55 No.4904934

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)11:19:55 No.4904934

>>4904684
luke you have been standing there for 5 hours

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)11:27:09 No.4904936

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)11:27:09 No.4904936

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>>4904934
he's just patient

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)11:37:50 No.4904943

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)11:37:50 No.4904943

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4904936
Patient enough to get Ken in on the prank

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)11:45:58 No.4904948

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)11:45:58 No.4904948

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>>4904943
"Ey yo bro I'm just gonna pick up some snacks a----why are you looking at me like that"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)11:51:54 No.4904953

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)11:51:54 No.4904953

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4904948
that's some big spaghetti you have, would be a shame if it dropped due to you being socially awkward

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)11:55:21 No.4904955

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)11:55:21 No.4904955

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>>4904953

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)11:58:33 No.4904962

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)11:58:33 No.4904962

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4904955
Go to whale adventures with Olessa and jeanne

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)12:02:47 No.4904968

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)12:02:47 No.4904968

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>>4904962

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/05/21(Mon)12:05:34 No.4904972

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/05/21(Mon)12:05:34 No.4904972

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4904968
add anime music

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/05/21(Mon)12:11:08 No.4904978

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/05/21(Mon)12:11:08 No.4904978

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>>4904972
Insert your own weeb music here. I gotta bow out early, much apologizes, but something came up

Will continue tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/07/21(Wed)03:06:01 No.4907132

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/07/21(Wed)03:06:01 No.4907132

>>4904978
What is 4 breads

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)03:07:54 No.4907136

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/07/21(Wed)03:07:54 No.4907136

>>4907132
4 breads is 4captchas because this new slider thing is breaking my balls

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/07/21(Wed)03:43:35 No.4907153

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/07/21(Wed)03:43:35 No.4907153

>>4907136
Bring back picture captcha

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)10:46:39 No.4907347

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/07/21(Wed)10:46:39 No.4907347

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Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/07/21(Wed)10:52:12 No.4907353

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/07/21(Wed)10:52:12 No.4907353

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4907347
wow that weeb music is intense

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)10:55:42 No.4907355

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>>4907353

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/07/21(Wed)10:57:31 No.4907358

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/07/21(Wed)10:57:31 No.4907358

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4907355
go back to ship

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)11:11:22 No.4907368

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/07/21(Wed)11:11:22 No.4907368

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>>4907358
>ship

We return to Ivanov and the USSR pirate crew.

Currently donning their new official Shotasniffer approved uniforms

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/07/21(Wed)11:12:32 No.4907371

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/07/21(Wed)11:12:32 No.4907371

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4907368
"You sure we should allow Jeanne to play her anime music over the loudspeaker?"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)11:21:17 No.4907380

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>>4907371
"She says it'll help Olessa with the whole whale fight thing"

"Do you really believe that?"

"No, but I dont wanna get my kneecaps shot"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/07/21(Wed)11:23:36 No.4907384

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/07/21(Wed)11:23:36 No.4907384

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4907380
she seems to be singing horribly

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)11:26:37 No.4907388

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>>4907384
"Why must everything hurt, brother"

"Not everyone can sing like Big Sis Shotasniffer. Juuuust....endure it. Please"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/07/21(Wed)11:30:00 No.4907396

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/07/21(Wed)11:30:00 No.4907396

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4907388
endure it until big sis takes the stage
though you don't really remember her singing, only that it was the most melodious for 3 seconds until you blacked out completely
the girls remember it differently as the most chaotic night of their lives

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)11:35:15 No.4907400

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>>4907396
"Man I hope she sings again, the last time it happened it was the best 3 seconds of my life. Before I blacked out"

"Yeah.....Wonder why the rest of our sisters refereed to it as the night of the Simps tho"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/07/21(Wed)11:37:51 No.4907403

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/07/21(Wed)11:37:51 No.4907403

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4907400
And why Bobby started screaming every time any mention is made of her voice from that point on, speaking of which, aren't supposed to find him and lock him up

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)11:45:48 No.4907408

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/07/21(Wed)11:45:48 No.4907408

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>>4907403
"intel says he's inside that whale"

"Ah so that's why Olessa's fighting it....I thought she just wanted to fish"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/07/21(Wed)11:47:23 No.4907412

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/07/21(Wed)11:47:23 No.4907412

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4907408
"YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME, WHALE, YOU WILL BE MINE"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)11:53:07 No.4907417

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/07/21(Wed)11:53:07 No.4907417

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>>4907412

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/07/21(Wed)11:57:10 No.4907419

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/07/21(Wed)11:57:10 No.4907419

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4907417
man, this is the worst day in your life. first the yellow visitor gave you an upset stomach, then on your way to give him back some shadow girl attacked you for no reason, and now a skimpy green skeleton lady is singing anime tunes horribly

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)12:02:58 No.4907427

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/07/21(Wed)12:02:58 No.4907427

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>>4907419
Should have stayed in bed this morning

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/07/21(Wed)12:06:10 No.4907429

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/07/21(Wed)12:06:10 No.4907429

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4907427
Meanwhile, Bobby

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)12:11:45 No.4907439

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/07/21(Wed)12:11:45 No.4907439

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>>4907429
Having made enemies of the people living inside the whale. Bobby has been condemned to The Pit

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/07/21(Wed)12:15:17 No.4907444

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/07/21(Wed)12:15:17 No.4907444

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4907439
That aint't good for that little rascal

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/07/21(Wed)12:22:14 No.4907453

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/07/21(Wed)12:22:14 No.4907453

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>>4907444
What also aint good is my internet right now.

Thread suspend until my net magically turn not shit

until then, updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

much apologies

Anonymous (ID: 0dQoMNww)
07/08/21(Thu)00:41:58 No.4908176

Anonymous (ID: 0dQoMNww) 07/08/21(Thu)00:41:58 No.4908176

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4907453
Uh, Luke? Did you put the coconut next to the grill?

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)11:36:54 No.4909789

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)11:36:54 No.4909789

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4907453
7 hours in the Pit.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)11:42:56 No.4909791

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)11:42:56 No.4909791

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>>4909789
it can't be

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)11:51:45 No.4909803

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)11:51:45 No.4909803

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4909791
But it is what it is, Bobby!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)11:58:10 No.4909811

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)11:58:10 No.4909811

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>>4909803

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)11:59:39 No.4909813

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)11:59:39 No.4909813

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4909811
Light a match as is customary for deep dark areas

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)12:04:02 No.4909820

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)12:04:02 No.4909820

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>>4909813

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)12:06:35 No.4909822

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)12:06:35 No.4909822

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4909820
ok, seems safe so far-oh hi uncle zebra

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/09/21(Fri)12:08:36 No.4909824

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/09/21(Fri)12:08:36 No.4909824

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4909820
it's forbidden place

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/09/21(Fri)12:09:45 No.4909827

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/09/21(Fri)12:09:45 No.4909827

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4909820

Oh shit! We saw something!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)12:11:16 No.4909830

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)12:11:16 No.4909830

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>>4909824
Forbidden?! But why?

A. Because it's the colon
B. There's an ancient evil sealed in here. Somehow.
C. This is where the Quattro fanclub lives, heretics banished by the Shotasniffer fanclub above
D. [Insert your own forbidden lore here]

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/09/21(Fri)12:12:36 No.4909831

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/09/21(Fri)12:12:36 No.4909831

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4909830
>C. This is where the Quattro fanclub lives, heretics banished by the Shotasniffer fanclub above

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)12:13:48 No.4909834

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)12:13:48 No.4909834

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4909830
>>4909831
Also A and D(Zebra)

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/09/21(Fri)12:16:38 No.4909838

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/09/21(Fri)12:16:38 No.4909838

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4909830
D wet paint

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)12:21:27 No.4909842

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)12:21:27 No.4909842

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>>4909834
"Welcome to the Whale Asshole, stranger. Are you a Quattro fan?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)12:22:37 No.4909843

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)12:22:37 No.4909843

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4909842
It's me, uncle

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)12:30:23 No.4909845

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)12:30:23 No.4909845

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>>4909843
"Bobby?! What are you doing inside a whale asshole?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)12:32:22 No.4909850

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)12:32:22 No.4909850

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4909845
I told a town Shotasniffer sucked and Quattro ruled

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/09/21(Fri)12:35:32 No.4909852

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/09/21(Fri)12:35:32 No.4909852

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4909845

I thought it was dragon asshole!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)12:43:28 No.4909866

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)12:43:28 No.4909866

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>>4909852
"How do you mistake a whale for a dragon?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)12:45:38 No.4909869

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)12:45:38 No.4909869

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4909866
I got eaten before I could see it okay

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/09/21(Fri)12:49:15 No.4909874

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/09/21(Fri)12:49:15 No.4909874

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4909866

Because everybody know that dragons have real huge assholes.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)12:56:56 No.4909884

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)12:56:56 No.4909884

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>>4909874
>>4909869
"So anyways. What brought you down here? Finally visiting your dear old uncle?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)12:58:20 No.4909887

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)12:58:20 No.4909887

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4909884
uh-wait did you just say quattro fan club

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/09/21(Fri)12:59:29 No.4909888

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/09/21(Fri)12:59:29 No.4909888

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4909884
got a smoke?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)13:04:40 No.4909891

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)13:04:40 No.4909891

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>>4909888
"Sure"

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/09/21(Fri)13:05:26 No.4909893

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/09/21(Fri)13:05:26 No.4909893

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4909891
smoke and think about your life choices

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)13:13:45 No.4909901

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)13:13:45 No.4909901

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>>4909893
When did it go so wrong

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/09/21(Fri)13:16:40 No.4909905

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/09/21(Fri)13:16:40 No.4909905

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4909901
flashback ensues

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)13:30:19 No.4909912

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)13:30:19 No.4909912

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>>4909905
Yes. Back during the Skeleton Island Wars. When the yellows was still in the running. When big bro was still a contender. When the Yellows were still respected

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)13:32:09 No.4909915

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)13:32:09 No.4909915

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4909912
"Wow, Quattro, Shotasniffer sure got spanked hard, there's no way she'll ever recover!"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)13:35:50 No.4909918

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)13:35:50 No.4909918

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>>4909915
"Haha yes Bobby! I even beat her in single hand to hand combat! There's no way for us to go but up! The reds are doomed and Shotasniffer is likely to be the first to be eliminated!"

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/09/21(Fri)13:41:21 No.4909926

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/09/21(Fri)13:41:21 No.4909926

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4909918
and now figure out why it gone wrong

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)13:42:19 No.4909929

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)13:42:19 No.4909929

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4909918
And since Luke clearly hates Lilly and Ken gave up on Marian, we'll keep winning! We don't even NEED an assistant!

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi)
07/09/21(Fri)13:44:44 No.4909932

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi) 07/09/21(Fri)13:44:44 No.4909932

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4909918
Punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)13:49:43 No.4909937

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)13:49:43 No.4909937

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>>4909932
"Ahaha, classic Bobby. It's clearly smooth sailing from here bro. Luke clearly hates Lilly and will never serve her and Marian's own vice president just took off with all his mechs. We got this in the bag. Hell we probably can just chill out while they take eachother down"

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/09/21(Fri)13:50:43 No.4909940

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/09/21(Fri)13:50:43 No.4909940

>>4909937
and then while bobby wasn't looking Quattro started doing dumb stuff

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/09/21(Fri)13:51:44 No.4909943

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/09/21(Fri)13:51:44 No.4909943

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4909937
>>4909940

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)13:52:09 No.4909944

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)13:52:09 No.4909944

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4909937
>>4909943
meanwhile both Betty and the Dojo Master start being irritated at Quattro for being dumb

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/09/21(Fri)13:52:27 No.4909945

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/09/21(Fri)13:52:27 No.4909945

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4909937
Wait, how can out skulls squish via facepunch if they got no soft tissue? IMMERSION BROKEN

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)13:54:11 No.4909947

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)13:54:11 No.4909947

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>>4909945
It's a romanticized flashback, nigga

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)13:54:37 No.4909948

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)13:54:37 No.4909948

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4909947
>>4909944

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/09/21(Fri)13:55:32 No.4909949

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/09/21(Fri)13:55:32 No.4909949

>>4909947
Romance is gay
Shouldn't whales asshole explode due to all the methane and us lighting a torch?

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi)
07/09/21(Fri)13:56:39 No.4909951

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi) 07/09/21(Fri)13:56:39 No.4909951

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4909947
Where are the fluffy cloud border you hack!

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/09/21(Fri)13:59:42 No.4909953

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/09/21(Fri)13:59:42 No.4909953

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4909947
needs more fabulous Quattro then

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)14:03:35 No.4909954

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)14:03:35 No.4909954

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>>4909948
"I dunno sis.I know we're laid back and all but don't you think he's resting a bit too much on his laurels?"

"Weellll, I do agree that it seems like we're a bit too lazy sometimes. But I'm sure Quattro has a plan! Don't you worry. Surely he wont get his ass beat repeatedly and then try to nuke the island or something"

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/09/21(Fri)14:05:08 No.4909957

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/09/21(Fri)14:05:08 No.4909957

>>4909954
And the sad conclusion

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)14:05:13 No.4909958

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)14:05:13 No.4909958

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4909954
Finally you know the real reason why it all went wrong!
Clearly nobody else in Yellow had faith in Quattro and tried to sabotage him!
Especially Betty, that traitor!

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/09/21(Fri)14:06:11 No.4909961

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/09/21(Fri)14:06:11 No.4909961

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4909954
Well that didn't work out, but hey, at least we tried
Frankly I doubt Quattro would be much of a ruler to begin with

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi)
07/09/21(Fri)14:06:50 No.4909962

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi) 07/09/21(Fri)14:06:50 No.4909962

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4909954
Kick self in face

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)14:09:32 No.4909964

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)14:09:32 No.4909964

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>>4909962
SMACK

"Ahaha! Good ol' Bobby. You're the best"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)14:10:10 No.4909966

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)14:10:10 No.4909966

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4909964
>>4909958

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/09/21(Fri)14:10:52 No.4909967

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/09/21(Fri)14:10:52 No.4909967

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4909964
In retrospect, maybe hitting ourselves in the head every hour might have had adverse effects on our health

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi)
07/09/21(Fri)14:11:36 No.4909970

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi) 07/09/21(Fri)14:11:36 No.4909970

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4909967
>>4909964

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/09/21(Fri)14:12:38 No.4909972

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/09/21(Fri)14:12:38 No.4909972

>>4909964
Time to escape the whale before the REALY cringe memories come in force

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/09/21(Fri)14:13:39 No.4909974

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/09/21(Fri)14:13:39 No.4909974

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4909972
Keep forgetting to roll

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)14:14:22 No.4909975

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)14:14:22 No.4909975

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>>4909967
....huh

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)14:15:30 No.4909978

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)14:15:30 No.4909978

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4909975
Wait, this is the Quattro Fan Club?

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/09/21(Fri)14:15:55 No.4909979

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/09/21(Fri)14:15:55 No.4909979

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4909975
Well good thing methane isn't a highly flammable gas, eh Zebra?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)14:19:28 No.4909983

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)14:19:28 No.4909983

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>>4909979
"Iunno. I dropped out of school"

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/09/21(Fri)14:20:19 No.4909985

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/09/21(Fri)14:20:19 No.4909985

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4909983
*kaboom*

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)14:20:25 No.4909986

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)14:20:25 No.4909986

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4909983
so why are you in the Quattro Fan Club

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)14:27:02 No.4909991

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)14:27:02 No.4909991

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>>4909986
"Oh I'm not. I just fell down here and couldn't get out"

Sure hope a comedic explosion wouldn't interrupt this moment of levity for Bobby and Zebra

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)14:28:36 No.4909993

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)14:28:36 No.4909993

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4909991
>>4909985
Meanwhile...
AND I WILL MAKE YOU MY PET AND WE CAN RIDE THE SEAS WHILE WE FISH TILL THE EN-

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)14:32:48 No.4909996

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)14:32:48 No.4909996

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>>4909993
MY GOD! THAT WHALE'S ASS EXPLODED! SENDING ITS WHALE ASS PART FLYING EVERYWHERE! OLESSA IS YELLING SOMETHING BUT NOBODY CAN HEAR THROUGH JEANNE'S TERRIBLE SINGING

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/09/21(Fri)14:34:15 No.4909997

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/09/21(Fri)14:34:15 No.4909997

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4909996
Cut to a random traumatized skeleton

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)14:34:16 No.4909998

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)14:34:16 No.4909998

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4909996
...file that under never mention it again

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)14:38:35 No.4910005

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)14:38:35 No.4910005

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>>4909998
".....so. Burn all records of this expedition?"

"Yes."

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi)
07/09/21(Fri)14:40:43 No.4910006

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi) 07/09/21(Fri)14:40:43 No.4910006

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4910005
Show us where the treasure is!

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)14:41:04 No.4910008

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)14:41:04 No.4910008

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4910005
the explosion has also thrown the entire town to the island, just when the bettys have finished "roasting"

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/09/21(Fri)14:43:05 No.4910010

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/09/21(Fri)14:43:05 No.4910010

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4910005
Oh hey Shotasniffer is singing now!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)14:44:56 No.4910013

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)14:44:56 No.4910013

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>>4910006
BUt anon. Don't you see. The real treasure was the friends we made along the

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/09/21(Fri)14:45:43 No.4910014

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/09/21(Fri)14:45:43 No.4910014

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4910013
BOOOOO
>>4910008

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/09/21(Fri)14:49:14 No.4910020

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/09/21(Fri)14:49:14 No.4910020

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4910013
One peice

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/09/21(Fri)14:49:23 No.4910021

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/09/21(Fri)14:49:23 No.4910021

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4910013
Yeah...oh hey! Shotasniffer is singing now!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/09/21(Fri)14:51:05 No.4910023

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/09/21(Fri)14:51:05 No.4910023

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>>4910020
OP is then crushed by a piece of whale ass for being a hack fraud.

Thread will continue later. Toodles

Anonymous (ID: m4NB45oP)
07/10/21(Sat)01:44:33 No.4910558

Anonymous (ID: m4NB45oP) 07/10/21(Sat)01:44:33 No.4910558

>>4910023
Suddenly we see Shotasniffer's brother in jail
For reasons need not be said

Anonymous (ID: m4NB45oP)
07/10/21(Sat)19:56:18 No.4911537

Anonymous (ID: m4NB45oP) 07/10/21(Sat)19:56:18 No.4911537

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4910558
Forgot to roll

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/12/21(Mon)10:12:52 No.4913502

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/12/21(Mon)10:12:52 No.4913502

>>4910023
9 hours since Bobby exploded

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/12/21(Mon)10:18:23 No.4913510

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/12/21(Mon)10:18:23 No.4913510

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>>4913502
How sad

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/12/21(Mon)10:38:19 No.4913533

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/12/21(Mon)10:38:19 No.4913533

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4913510
check the main plot progress

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/12/21(Mon)10:51:12 No.4913546

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/12/21(Mon)10:51:12 No.4913546

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>>4913533
What main pl--I uh mean.

The party's almost ending. All that's left is for Shotasniffer to perform her new song and everyone can just chill out until getting back to work tomorrow.

Bobby exploded out of a whale ass.

Quattro and Marian still stuck on the moon. In the middle of a Moon War

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/12/21(Mon)10:54:03 No.4913550

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/12/21(Mon)10:54:03 No.4913550

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4913546
Hold it!

Where's the limbo contest? The food eating contest? The punch/gravy joke?

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHY ISN'T SHE
>>4904664
>>4904667
>>4904681
>>4904684

HULA DANCING?!?!?!?!

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/12/21(Mon)10:54:25 No.4913552

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/12/21(Mon)10:54:25 No.4913552

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4913546
>Quattro and Marian still stuck on the moon. In the middle of a Moon War
Isn't that a gaiden spinoff which was released later skeleton island 2?

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/12/21(Mon)10:54:27 No.4913553

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/12/21(Mon)10:54:27 No.4913553

>>4913546
>Meanwhile at the Shotasniffer begins singing
Brother, I feel unexplained dread, why?

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/12/21(Mon)10:55:03 No.4913554

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/12/21(Mon)10:55:03 No.4913554

>>4913550
FUCK YOU TWO(O)!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/12/21(Mon)11:11:43 No.4913562

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/12/21(Mon)11:11:43 No.4913562

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>>4913552
Pre-order now and you get your own replica Quattro glasses

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/12/21(Mon)11:14:39 No.4913567

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/12/21(Mon)11:14:39 No.4913567

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4913562
Deal!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/12/21(Mon)11:17:58 No.4913570

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/12/21(Mon)11:17:58 No.4913570

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>>4913567

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/12/21(Mon)11:19:47 No.4913575

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/12/21(Mon)11:19:47 No.4913575

>>4913570
Wait, what's that in the secret compartment of the box?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/12/21(Mon)11:25:28 No.4913582

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/12/21(Mon)11:25:28 No.4913582

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>>4913575
There is no secret compartment

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/12/21(Mon)11:28:33 No.4913588

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/12/21(Mon)11:28:33 No.4913588

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4913582
Alright, but there is I will be miffed

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/12/21(Mon)11:35:18 No.4913595

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/12/21(Mon)11:35:18 No.4913595

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>>4913588
Don't worry anon.

You can trust OP

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo)
07/12/21(Mon)11:38:45 No.4913598

Anonymous (ID: 0Q8/hqyo) 07/12/21(Mon)11:38:45 No.4913598

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4913595
Alright, I put these sunglasses on OP and move to the rumble bumble Shotasniffer on stage

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/12/21(Mon)11:47:54 No.4913618

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>>4913598
Good thing he didn't find the feet pics

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/12/21(Mon)12:21:00 No.4913653

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/12/21(Mon)12:21:00 No.4913653

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4913618
aw fuck I blanked out
where is the gaiden game tho
more importantly tho, where did all anons gone?
do quattro sunglasses scare them off?
Because Quattro got the new game? ~~Other one~~

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/12/21(Mon)12:30:28 No.4913663

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/12/21(Mon)12:30:28 No.4913663

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>>4913653
Don't worry. I passed out too. It's late. So let's slip into a coma together and continue this in the morning

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/12/21(Mon)12:35:01 No.4913670

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/12/21(Mon)12:35:01 No.4913670

>>4913663
That's good plan, let all responsibilities go away
who wants to deal with them anyway. It's finally chill outside after hot day
we earned some good sleep

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/12/21(Mon)12:38:58 No.4913679

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/12/21(Mon)12:38:58 No.4913679

>>4913670
yeas

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/12/21(Mon)12:40:19 No.4913680

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/12/21(Mon)12:40:19 No.4913680

>>4913679
take care OP, hopefully I'll be able to participate properly next time.

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/12/21(Mon)22:03:30 No.4914389

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/12/21(Mon)22:03:30 No.4914389

>>4913663
>morning
what's a morning

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)01:37:15 No.4914629

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)01:37:15 No.4914629

>>4914389
It's a mystery

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/13/21(Tue)01:44:09 No.4914639

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/13/21(Tue)01:44:09 No.4914639

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4914629
Like the mystery of the gravy punch

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)01:45:48 No.4914641

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)01:45:48 No.4914641

>>4914639
Very mysterious

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)08:48:53 No.4914871

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)08:48:53 No.4914871

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4914641
after 6 hours it starts to smell

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)09:12:44 No.4914884

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)09:12:44 No.4914884

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>>4914871
ssshhhhh

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)09:14:28 No.4914887

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)09:14:28 No.4914887

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4914884
luke why are you doing this

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)09:15:19 No.4914890

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)09:15:19 No.4914890

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4914884
ssssshhhould've put it into refrigerator

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)09:25:52 No.4914901

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>>4914890
It's fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Time has barely passed

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)09:26:57 No.4914904

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)09:26:57 No.4914904

>>4914901
or is iiiiit?
yesterday's coma was nice.
time for food coma

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)09:27:08 No.4914905

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)09:27:08 No.4914905

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4914901
>>4914904

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)09:27:58 No.4914910

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)09:27:58 No.4914910

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4914901
>>4914904
fug

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)09:30:00 No.4914914

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)09:30:00 No.4914914

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>>4914905

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)09:31:06 No.4914917

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)09:31:06 No.4914917

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4914914
LUKE DON'T SUDDENLY FAINT AND LEAVE ME ALONE

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)09:31:50 No.4914919

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)09:31:50 No.4914919

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4914914
sausage fest intensifies

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)09:51:28 No.4914933

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)09:51:28 No.4914933

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>>4914919
"Ey bro, you need anythin?"

"Yes. You shall partake in my salami"

"wat"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)09:53:00 No.4914936

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)09:53:00 No.4914936

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4914933
oh no, he's in full sausage addict mode with no one to stop him

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)10:04:20 No.4914943

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)10:04:20 No.4914943

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4914933
sausages for everyone

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)10:11:21 No.4914952

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)10:11:21 No.4914952

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>>4914936
oh noooooooooooo

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)10:12:00 No.4914953

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)10:12:00 No.4914953

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4914952
he already got ken

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)10:13:02 No.4914955

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)10:13:02 No.4914955

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4914952
meanwhile on the moon

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)10:19:18 No.4914957

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>>4914953

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)10:20:39 No.4914960

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)10:20:39 No.4914960

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4914957
>>4914955

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)10:22:50 No.4914962

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)10:22:50 No.4914962

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4914957
that's a big sausage

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)10:32:40 No.4914971

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)10:32:40 No.4914971

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>>4914960
"STAY STILL QUATTRO! WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS!"

[panicked screaming]

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)10:34:20 No.4914973

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)10:34:20 No.4914973

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4914971
WOW. THERE IS ACTUAL BUDGET FOR ROBOTS
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOO
ahem
Now that's a team up. What's the battle plan? Show me BP point conditions.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)10:35:46 No.4914976

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)10:35:46 No.4914976

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4914971
>>4914973
Objective: Survive
BP: Don't get spotted by your mom, dad or grandma

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)10:44:54 No.4914984

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>>4914976
>>4914973

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)10:45:43 No.4914985

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)10:45:43 No.4914985

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4914984
go to chosen one being drunk on coffee somehow and lilly instead

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)10:48:03 No.4914991

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)10:48:03 No.4914991

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4914984
aw damn, can't wait for full release
Still more budget than Super Robot Pilot 4

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)10:56:04 No.4915003

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>>4914991
Yes.

Which is zero

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)10:56:39 No.4915005

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)10:56:39 No.4915005

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4915003
>>4914985

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)10:57:09 No.4915006

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)10:57:09 No.4915006

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4915003
still better than being in red, which could've happened thanks to unpopularity of SRP3

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)11:03:49 No.4915015

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>>4915005
"...AAAaaaanNDDDDd THEN, theeeeese Fuuuaaarrrkin muthafurckers had the FUCKING GAAAL!....to fffffucking make me pay for shipping! Ffffor FUCKING SHIPPING! Can you believe that shit, Lilly?!"

"uuuhhhh"

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)11:04:51 No.4915016

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)11:04:51 No.4915016

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4915015
Language

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)11:05:25 No.4915018

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)11:05:25 No.4915018

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4915015
>>4915016
realize you are the only sane one right now

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)11:10:32 No.4915023

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>>4915018

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)11:11:41 No.4915025

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)11:11:41 No.4915025

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4915023
proceed with the plot alone then
earn all the credit for yourself

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)11:24:26 No.4915037

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>>4915025
hmmmmmm

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)11:25:20 No.4915038

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)11:25:20 No.4915038

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4915037
Imagine all the ~~headpats~~ you'll get for job well done

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)11:26:30 No.4915040

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)11:26:30 No.4915040

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4915037
>>4915038
but do you even like them

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)11:46:40 No.4915067

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)11:46:40 No.4915067

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>>4915038

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)11:49:01 No.4915070

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)11:49:01 No.4915070

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4915067
at least there is no hand holding, it'd be banned in over 50 countries right now

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)11:49:43 No.4915073

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)11:49:43 No.4915073

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4915067
try to figure out what's going on with everyone and gather them for the big finale your big sister is going to perform
>>4915070
especially with a little girl

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)11:51:50 No.4915077

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)11:51:50 No.4915077

>>4915073
>especially with a little girl
little girl adds another 100 countries

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)11:52:53 No.4915078

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)11:52:53 No.4915078

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>>4915070
LILLY NO

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)11:54:46 No.4915083

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)11:54:46 No.4915083

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4915078
lilly you dirty-minded little girl
you've been hiding that from your older siblings have you not

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)12:14:43 No.4915108

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)12:14:43 No.4915108

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>>4915083
Luckily nobody can find out.

Unless Luke or Olessa can read minds. But that'll never happen.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)12:16:14 No.4915111

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)12:16:14 No.4915111

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4915108
>>4915073

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/13/21(Tue)12:20:16 No.4915117

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/13/21(Tue)12:20:16 No.4915117

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4914933
HULA DANCING!
>>4915108
>>4913550

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)12:26:06 No.4915125

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)12:26:06 No.4915125

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>>4915111
Well you know that Chosen One's drunk and Luke's manning the grill. So they're accounted for

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)12:27:13 No.4915127

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)12:27:13 No.4915127

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4915125
Betty's still doing that roast thing?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)12:33:18 No.4915138

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)12:33:18 No.4915138

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>>4915127
*explosion*

Yeah probably

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)12:35:33 No.4915140

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)12:35:33 No.4915140

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4915138
ok that's the audience area sorted out, go to Luke's grill to see if there's anyone else there
>>4915117

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/13/21(Tue)12:36:15 No.4915141

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/13/21(Tue)12:36:15 No.4915141

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4915138

Give Chosen One quadruple espresso coffee, he real need it.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)12:48:33 No.4915164

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)12:48:33 No.4915164

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>>4915141

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)12:50:03 No.4915170

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)12:50:03 No.4915170

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4915164
he drinks it
and gets a speed boost

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/13/21(Tue)12:53:56 No.4915174

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/13/21(Tue)12:53:56 No.4915174

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4915164
He starts seeing the future.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)13:01:44 No.4915186

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)13:01:44 No.4915186

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>>4915174

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)13:04:49 No.4915196

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)13:04:49 No.4915196

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4915186
LILLY, IT IS TIME TO GATHER OUR SIBLINGS FOR THE FINAL EVENT.
"Oh god. I made the dork even dorkier."

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)13:12:51 No.4915208

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)13:12:51 No.4915208

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>>4915196
"QUICKLY NOW, DEAR SISTER. THE PERFORMANCE MUST COMMENCE. WE SHALL ALL BE BLESSED BY BIG SIS' ANGELIC SINGING"

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy)
07/13/21(Tue)13:14:59 No.4915212

Anonymous (ID: lKOQW3iy) 07/13/21(Tue)13:14:59 No.4915212

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4915208
put up construction headphones and get the fuck away

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/13/21(Tue)13:28:02 No.4915236

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/13/21(Tue)13:28:02 No.4915236

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>>4915212
"THAT's RIGHT, CHILD. RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND! INFORM OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS! THE TIME OF RECKONING DRAWS CLOSER!"

WILL LILLY BE ABLE TO STOP THE MASS HYPNOSIS THAT WILL SURE TO HAPPEN IF SHOTASNIFFER IS ALLOWED TO SING?!

WILL THE MOON WAR GET ACTUAL SCREENTIME?

AND WILL ANON FINALLY GET HIS SCENE OF HULA HOOP DANCING?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME WHEN THREAD CONTINUES. WHENEVER THAT IS

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/13/21(Tue)13:51:34 No.4915251

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/13/21(Tue)13:51:34 No.4915251

>>4915236
Top-notch shit, OP. Thanks for running.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/13/21(Tue)19:10:01 No.4915761

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/13/21(Tue)19:10:01 No.4915761

>>4915236
WARN YOU SISTERS, LILLY! THE NIGHT OF THE SIMPS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO IS NIGH!

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/17/21(Sat)13:32:37 No.4921162

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/17/21(Sat)13:32:37 No.4921162

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4915236
FEED ME

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/17/21(Sat)14:11:13 No.4921223

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/17/21(Sat)14:11:13 No.4921223

>>4921162
No

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)10:19:05 No.4922242

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)10:19:05 No.4922242

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4921223
20 HOURS WE HAVE SUFFERED FOR THE SONG

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)11:10:37 No.4922282

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)11:10:37 No.4922282

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>>4922242
BUt have you?

Have you really?

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)11:12:18 No.4922283

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)11:12:18 No.4922283

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4922282
"WE SHALL RISE TO HER BLESSING, THE SONG SHALL COMMENCE"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)11:22:21 No.4922285

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)11:22:21 No.4922285

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>>4922283
"LUKE YOU GOTTA PUT HEADPHONES ON"

"NO I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING TO THE FRUIT PUNCH...I uh I mean...WHAT"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)11:24:29 No.4922286

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)11:24:29 No.4922286

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4922285
Don't tell him Big Sis's going to sing or else he will never put them on
Make an excuse

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)11:27:05 No.4922287

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)11:27:05 No.4922287

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>>4922286
"so, why do I have to put headphones on?"

OH SHIT THINK FASYT

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)11:29:23 No.4922288

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)11:29:23 No.4922288

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4922287
something like loud noise coming from the stage later, like uh a butthurt whale

Anonymous (ID: gGOILMhm)
07/18/21(Sun)11:31:46 No.4922292

Anonymous (ID: gGOILMhm) 07/18/21(Sun)11:31:46 No.4922292

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4922287
Enlist the aid of viet cong guerillas

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)11:34:37 No.4922295

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)11:34:37 No.4922295

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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4922292
You turn to a nearby tree, roll 2d100 to summon the vietcong

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)11:37:21 No.4922301

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)11:37:21 No.4922301

Rolled 70, 62 = 132 (2d100)

>>4922295

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi)
07/18/21(Sun)11:37:50 No.4922302

Anonymous (ID: V0wUZPfi) 07/18/21(Sun)11:37:50 No.4922302

Rolled 18, 88 = 106 (2d100)

>>4922295

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)11:42:28 No.4922308

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)11:42:28 No.4922308

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>>4922301

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)11:44:03 No.4922310

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)11:44:03 No.4922310

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4922308
Make some noise

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)11:53:15 No.4922321

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)11:53:15 No.4922321

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>>4922310
"WE'RE BEING ATTACKED! QUICK LILLY! GET TO COVER!"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)11:56:08 No.4922323

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)11:56:08 No.4922323

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4922321
He hides, not knowing the vietcong are actually your sisters firing with blanks

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)12:04:50 No.4922329

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)12:04:50 No.4922329

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>>4922323
"Alright, stay still. We'll wait for a chance to counter attack"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)12:05:28 No.4922331

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)12:05:28 No.4922331

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4922329
why is ken here

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)12:11:34 No.4922336

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)12:11:34 No.4922336

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>>4922331
*muffled "hi Lilly" *

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)12:14:12 No.4922339

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)12:14:12 No.4922339

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4922336
why is there a wiener jammed down your throat

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)12:18:16 No.4922342

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)12:18:16 No.4922342

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>>4922339
"I dunno. Luke thought I should get dinner early I guess"

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/18/21(Sun)12:22:16 No.4922346

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/18/21(Sun)12:22:16 No.4922346

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4922342
Think about how lewd it looks.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)12:23:52 No.4922347

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)12:23:52 No.4922347

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4922342
at least you can warn both now
>>4922346

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)12:29:56 No.4922354

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)12:29:56 No.4922354

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>>4922347
"You guys need to put headphones on. Also Ken looks mighty gay right now"

"pardon"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)12:36:23 No.4922360

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)12:36:23 No.4922360

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4922354
like, marian-level gay

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)12:42:07 No.4922365

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)12:42:07 No.4922365

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>>4922360
"Lilly, what the hell are you talking about"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)12:43:33 No.4922366

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)12:43:33 No.4922366

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4922365
blame marian for it

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)12:48:39 No.4922372

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)12:48:39 No.4922372

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>>4922366
"WHAT DID MARIAN DO"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)12:49:53 No.4922374

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)12:49:53 No.4922374

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4922372
everything.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)12:55:25 No.4922382

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)12:55:25 No.4922382

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>>4922374
MEANWHILE, ON THE MOON

Marian suddenly gets a chill down his spine

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/18/21(Sun)12:58:41 No.4922387

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/18/21(Sun)12:58:41 No.4922387

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4922382
might as well make everyone mad at marian, betty and big sis already are

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/18/21(Sun)13:05:09 No.4922392

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/18/21(Sun)13:05:09 No.4922392

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>>4922387
WILL MARIAN EVER ESCAPE THIS HELLSCAPE CALLED HIS LIFE? FIND OUT IN ABOUT....10ish HOURS. OP GOTTA GO NOW BYE

Anonymous (ID: xXwzoUVo)
07/18/21(Sun)23:24:42 No.4923268

Anonymous (ID: xXwzoUVo) 07/18/21(Sun)23:24:42 No.4923268

>>4922392
10 hours of Marian being doomed again

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/19/21(Mon)00:09:12 No.4923307

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/19/21(Mon)00:09:12 No.4923307

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4922392
The Moon Wars end when the prince and princess of the respective rivals declare to be in love and end the war~~, Romeo and Juliet style.~~

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)02:35:45 No.4923429

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/19/21(Mon)02:35:45 No.4923429

OP was a dumbass and overslept.

Thread will take another 8 hours to continue. Because work stuff. shieeet

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)10:42:04 No.4923701

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)10:42:04 No.4923701

>>4923429
8 hours have passed since marian was destroyed

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)10:49:08 No.4923709

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/19/21(Mon)10:49:08 No.4923709

>>4923701
Say it aint so

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)10:53:23 No.4923711

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)10:53:23 No.4923711

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4923709
emotionally

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)11:00:09 No.4923718

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/19/21(Mon)11:00:09 No.4923718

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>>4923711

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)11:00:58 No.4923720

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)11:00:58 No.4923720

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4923718
back to lilly

Anonymous (ID: BGjIz4nw)
07/19/21(Mon)11:01:11 No.4923721

Anonymous (ID: BGjIz4nw) 07/19/21(Mon)11:01:11 No.4923721

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4923711
That'll tend to happen when chunks of vietcongs comes flying into your wind shield from some guy's scream

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)11:10:32 No.4923730

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/19/21(Mon)11:10:32 No.4923730

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>>4923720
Luke's rage filled scream has caused the Vietcong, who are definitely not just your sisters making pew pew noises, to disperse. He's currently delirious, if you wanna put headphones on him, now would be a good time

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)11:13:55 No.4923733

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)11:13:55 No.4923733

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4923730
do it

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)11:19:32 No.4923736

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/19/21(Mon)11:19:32 No.4923736

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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4923733
ROLL 2d100

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)11:22:24 No.4923737

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)11:22:24 No.4923737

Rolled 66, 84 = 150 (2d100)

>>4923736
oh yeah you're bad at basketball

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)11:29:20 No.4923743

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/19/21(Mon)11:29:20 No.4923743

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>>4923737

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)11:31:08 No.4923745

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)11:31:08 No.4923745

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4923743
QUICK, PRETEND TO BE INJURED TO LURE HIM

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)11:41:45 No.4923752

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/19/21(Mon)11:41:45 No.4923752

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>>4923745
"LILLY! YOU OKAY?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)11:43:25 No.4923754

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)11:43:25 No.4923754

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4923752
NOW! GET HIM!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)11:49:33 No.4923760

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/19/21(Mon)11:49:33 No.4923760

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4923754
Success yes?

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)11:53:12 No.4923764

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)11:53:12 No.4923764

Rolled 18, 80 = 98 (2d100)

>>4923760

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)12:01:23 No.4923774

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/19/21(Mon)12:01:23 No.4923774

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>>4923764

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)12:03:11 No.4923778

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)12:03:11 No.4923778

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4923774
put one for ken now

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)12:08:34 No.4923783

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>>4923778
Luckily he's not in any position to argue

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)12:09:45 No.4923785

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)12:09:45 No.4923785

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4923783
now go find Rasputin, the reason why you wore headphones in the first place

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)12:20:23 No.4923790

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/19/21(Mon)12:20:23 No.4923790

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>>4923785
"I'M SORRY OKAY? FOR TRYING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! AND ALSO FOR PUTTING A PINEAPPLE ON A PIZZA! JUST LET ME DIE"

"Later. We haven't got to the part where Marian tries to write a romance scene"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/19/21(Mon)12:22:51 No.4923792

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/19/21(Mon)12:22:51 No.4923792

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4923790
give one to Boy immediately

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/19/21(Mon)12:27:10 No.4923800

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>>4923792
Boy seems to already have a pair of headphones on. Thanks to that weird armored lady that keeps hanging around Rasputin. Who strangely has the same hair style as Jeanne.

In any case. Thread will continue in about 12 hours because OP gotta go now. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)00:44:19 No.4924884

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)00:44:19 No.4924884

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4923800
How long has he suffered? Maybe 12 hours

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)02:19:24 No.4924976

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)02:19:24 No.4924976

>>4924884
YEs

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)02:21:49 No.4924980

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)02:21:49 No.4924980

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OP forgot to set his alarm clock

As he is an idiot

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/20/21(Tue)02:27:52 No.4924987

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/20/21(Tue)02:27:52 No.4924987

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4924980
Let's see how The Boy is doing.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)02:28:04 No.4924988

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)02:28:04 No.4924988

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4924980
what a coincidence

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)02:31:47 No.4924993

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)02:31:47 No.4924993

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>>4924987

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)02:34:25 No.4924997

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)02:34:25 No.4924997

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4924993
hearing nothing as people are explaining the situation on the final event

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)02:44:04 No.4925009

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)02:44:04 No.4925009

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>>4924997

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)02:46:20 No.4925017

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)02:46:20 No.4925017

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4925009
And now he's being told to put headphones on the other kids

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)02:53:37 No.4925030

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)02:53:37 No.4925030

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>>4925017

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)02:54:32 No.4925032

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)02:54:32 No.4925032

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4925030
just do it

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)03:00:14 No.4925038

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)03:00:14 No.4925038

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>>4925032
"Oh ok"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)03:01:51 No.4925040

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)03:01:51 No.4925040

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4925038
now how do we convince rasputin

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)03:10:32 No.4925055

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)03:10:32 No.4925055

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>>4925040
"Oh hey Lilly. What are you doing out here? You should be back at the party area, enjoying yourself"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)03:15:33 No.4925061

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)03:15:33 No.4925061

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4925055
I just think it would be better if you wear earmuffs while tormenting that guy down there since he'll see them and know he won't get the mercy, suffering more and more until he breaks

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)03:28:58 No.4925075

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)03:28:58 No.4925075

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>>4925061
"Hmmm"

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/20/21(Tue)03:30:10 No.4925078

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/20/21(Tue)03:30:10 No.4925078

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4925075
"The headphones also have little horns to match you mask."

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)03:30:45 No.4925079

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)03:30:45 No.4925079

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4925075
>>4925078
and after every page you ask him what he thinks of it

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)03:51:07 No.4925084

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)03:51:07 No.4925084

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>>4925078
"Huh"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)03:53:30 No.4925086

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)03:53:30 No.4925086

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4925084
now do that

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)04:01:34 No.4925093

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)04:01:34 No.4925093

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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4925086
"hmmmmmmmmmm"

Roll to convince

+20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)04:02:59 No.4925096

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)04:02:59 No.4925096

Rolled 36, 46 = 82 (2d100)

>>4925093

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)04:10:58 No.4925109

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)04:10:58 No.4925109

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>>4925096
Suddenly the headphones exploded

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/20/21(Tue)04:11:49 No.4925110

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/20/21(Tue)04:11:49 No.4925110

>>4925109
God damn chinese headphones

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)04:12:19 No.4925111

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)04:12:19 No.4925111

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4925109
wait who made the-
"IT IS I, THE CHOSEN ONE"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)04:25:26 No.4925122

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)04:25:26 No.4925122

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>>4925111
"YOU HERETICS DARE TO BLOCK OUT THE SOUNDS OF OUR GLORIOUS LEADER?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)04:28:20 No.4925123

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)04:28:20 No.4925123

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4925122
HE GOT LUKE AND KEN

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)04:33:24 No.4925128

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)04:33:24 No.4925128

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>>4925123
"Yeah, he just came in screaming and took our headphones off"

"Dunno what was that about"

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/20/21(Tue)04:34:04 No.4925130

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/20/21(Tue)04:34:04 No.4925130

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4925128
Chosen One needs to calm down, Rasputin
Feed him a CHILL PUNCH

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)04:46:27 No.4925136

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)04:46:27 No.4925136

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>>4925130
"You're gonna need to chill out, Chosen One."

"HERETIC"

"I'm going to punch you now"

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/20/21(Tue)04:47:14 No.4925138

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/20/21(Tue)04:47:14 No.4925138

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4925136
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)04:56:28 No.4925146

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)04:56:28 No.4925146

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>>4925138

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)05:00:00 No.4925150

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)05:00:00 No.4925150

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4925146
well, better warn our sisters

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/20/21(Tue)05:01:34 No.4925151

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/20/21(Tue)05:01:34 No.4925151

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4925146
>>4925150
what this guy said

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)05:14:31 No.4925155

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>>4925150
As Lilly runs off to warn the rest of the siblings of the oncoming simpocalypse. We return to anon and his exciting adventures

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)05:15:44 No.4925156

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)05:15:44 No.4925156

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4925155
anon hears the first few verses of shotasniffer's song

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)05:29:21 No.4925162

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>>4925156
Anon is now a simp

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/20/21(Tue)05:32:02 No.4925163

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/20/21(Tue)05:32:02 No.4925163

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4925162
get back to the main story, OP
I want out of this vacation arc and back to the Moon War

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)05:32:42 No.4925164

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)05:32:42 No.4925164

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4925162
>>4925163
the moon war IS the side story

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/20/21(Tue)05:33:58 No.4925165

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/20/21(Tue)05:33:58 No.4925165

>>4925164
well, being on vacation for the last three threads has gotta be done SOMETIME holy fuck I feel like we're stuck

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)05:35:33 No.4925167

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>>4925163
C'mon now anon. YOu gotta let the skellies rest.

Definitely this is the reason.

Not because we don't have budget for the moon war or anything and OP is a lazy fuck. Definitely not that

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/20/21(Tue)05:37:34 No.4925169

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/20/21(Tue)05:37:34 No.4925169

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4925167
well, get on with final concert thingy
I've been waiting

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)05:51:44 No.4925175

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>>4925169
Yes of course, of course

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/20/21(Tue)05:53:21 No.4925176

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/20/21(Tue)05:53:21 No.4925176

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4925175
is this gonna be a skill check for Shotasniffer? on raping our sibling's ears or singing a beautiful lullaby?

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)05:54:07 No.4925177

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)05:54:07 No.4925177

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4925176
>>4925175
the skill check is for someone not fucking it up for everyone

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)05:57:21 No.4925181

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)05:57:21 No.4925181

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Rolled 198 (1d1000)

>>4925176
Obviously, singing a beautiful lullaby that would turn any man hearing it into a simp is a no brainer.

The skillcheck is to see if anything fucks up the concert

Roll 2d1200

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
07/20/21(Tue)05:58:37 No.4925185

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 07/20/21(Tue)05:58:37 No.4925185

Rolled 553 (1d1200)

>>4925181
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)05:58:39 No.4925186

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)05:58:39 No.4925186

Rolled 846, 728 = 1574 (2d1200)

>>4925181
OH GOD WE'RE TOO LATE

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/20/21(Tue)06:00:21 No.4925187

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/20/21(Tue)06:00:21 No.4925187

Rolled 225, 391 = 616 (2d1200)

>>4925181
Well, Rasputin handled most of it right?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)06:18:44 No.4925200

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>>4925186
>>4925187
>>4925185
The concert goes off without a hitch. Shotasniffer's voice is so powerful that even though all the males had headphones on, they can still hear the song. But it at least nerfed the song enough that they don't completely lose their minds and devolve into savage simps.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)06:20:49 No.4925201

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)06:20:49 No.4925201

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4925200
hey, as long as some idiotic, yellow-shirted, dumbass skeleton doesn't ruin it for everyone

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)06:31:57 No.4925213

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>>4925201
Luckily that doesn't happen and the vacation ends with everyone happy and sastified

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)06:34:15 No.4925215

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)06:34:15 No.4925215

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4925213
except bobby

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/20/21(Tue)06:38:29 No.4925220

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/20/21(Tue)06:38:29 No.4925220

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>>4925215
Who exploded out of a whale asshole and zipped off to parts unknown. Oh well.

Join us tomorrow where we may actually go to the moon and watch Marian and Quattro be actually cool for once.

Probably.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/20/21(Tue)08:24:14 No.4925298

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/20/21(Tue)08:24:14 No.4925298

>>4925220
so basically the final chapter

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/20/21(Tue)11:53:11 No.4925430

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/20/21(Tue)11:53:11 No.4925430

>>4925200
That's my girl

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/21/21(Wed)03:30:15 No.4926415

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/21/21(Wed)03:30:15 No.4926415

>>4925220
What is a tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/21/21(Wed)03:53:17 No.4926440

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/21/21(Wed)03:53:17 No.4926440

>>4926415
a social construct

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/21/21(Wed)04:21:30 No.4926451

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/21/21(Wed)04:21:30 No.4926451

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4926440
Like Marian's dignity

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/22/21(Thu)11:36:37 No.4928102

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Thread's gonna be delayed for 1 more day because OP does not know how to manage time

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/23/21(Fri)11:52:02 No.4929339

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/23/21(Fri)11:52:02 No.4929339

>>4928102
now's the time

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)02:40:38 No.4931711

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)02:40:38 No.4931711

that must be some really shitty tech

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/25/21(Sun)02:49:17 No.4931715

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/25/21(Sun)02:49:17 No.4931715

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4928102
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)02:54:36 No.4931719

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)02:54:36 No.4931719

>>4928102
where's the fucking thread

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)04:17:18 No.4931770

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OP may have accidentally passed out for half a day

Anonymous (ID: CA3FOPji)
07/25/21(Sun)04:18:49 No.4931772

Anonymous (ID: CA3FOPji) 07/25/21(Sun)04:18:49 No.4931772

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4931770
So did the rest of the cast

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)04:23:50 No.4931775

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>>4931772

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)04:26:53 No.4931778

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)04:26:53 No.4931778

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4931775
Wake up lazy bones

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)04:34:02 No.4931784

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>>4931778
Rolling away from responsibilities

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)05:02:46 No.4931808

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)05:02:46 No.4931808

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4931784
How about that moon mission, that might get some more excitement into this.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)05:04:35 No.4931809

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)05:04:35 No.4931809

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4931784
>>4931808
what moon mission, there is no moon mission and don't turn on the tv

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)05:10:54 No.4931810

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)05:10:54 No.4931810

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>>4931808
Yes. The moon mission. The mission on the moon. The mission that Quattro and Marian has to survive an all out war between their parents, their grandma, and an alien empire.

That moon mission

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)05:11:59 No.4931812

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)05:11:59 No.4931812

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4931810
better get to the High Church of Bread for safety

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)05:12:05 No.4931813

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)05:12:05 No.4931813

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4931810
Oh dear, better take a drink, Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)05:12:59 No.4931814

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)05:12:59 No.4931814

>>4931812
>>4931813
yeah quattro really needs a drink

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/25/21(Sun)05:13:00 No.4931815

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/25/21(Sun)05:13:00 No.4931815

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4931810

Quattro drink some cola mixed with vodka.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)05:20:09 No.4931818

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)05:20:09 No.4931818

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Rolled 763 (1d1000)

>>4931812
"Marian! Get to the church! We can bunker down in there!"

CAN THEY? ROLL 2d1000

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)05:21:31 No.4931820

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)05:21:31 No.4931820

Rolled 271, 159 = 430 (2d1000)

>>4931818
but they hate me

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)05:22:34 No.4931821

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)05:22:34 No.4931821

Rolled 974, 789 = 1763 (2d1000)

>>4931818
REGROUP BROTHERS

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)05:30:27 No.4931826

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)05:30:27 No.4931826

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>>4931821
Marian managed to navigate the way to the church without running into trouble

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)05:31:15 No.4931828

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)05:31:15 No.4931828

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4931826
Damn, Gunbuster G V2 looks fuckin' sick

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)05:33:25 No.4931830

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)05:33:25 No.4931830

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4931826
>>4931828
bask in the adoration (hatred) from your adoring fans (heretics against SRQ3)

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)05:34:47 No.4931832

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)05:34:47 No.4931832

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>>4931828
>>4931830
The G in Gunbuster G V2 stands for Gundamn

Bamco plz dont sue me

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)05:36:16 No.4931833

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)05:36:16 No.4931833

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4931832
Now Quattro, make that fuckin' martini
you earned it buddy

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)05:42:58 No.4931839

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)05:42:58 No.4931839

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>>4931833
Jumping off Marian's mech as soon as they reach the church, Quattro makes a beeline to the kitchen to get himself a drink. But he then comes face to face with!

A. Alien scouting party
B. Remnants of the bread cult
C. a bomb
D. nothing, it's just a regular kitchen

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)05:43:42 No.4931841

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)05:43:42 No.4931841

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4931839
C. but wrapped around the liquor

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)05:52:00 No.4931847

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)05:52:00 No.4931847

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>>4931841
DUN DUN

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)05:54:16 No.4931850

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)05:54:16 No.4931850

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4931847
bread cult shows up to take all the bread for evac

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)06:06:55 No.4931857

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)06:06:55 No.4931857

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>>4931850
"QUICKLY BROTHERS! WE MUST TAKE ALL THE BREAD---"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)06:08:59 No.4931859

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)06:08:59 No.4931859

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4931857
"SOMEONE FROM THE ISLAND, QUICK, HELP US!"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)06:18:41 No.4931864

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)06:18:41 No.4931864

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>>4931859
"SURELY YOU MUST ALSO KNOW OF THE GREAT BREAD PROPHET MARIAN"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)06:20:46 No.4931866

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)06:20:46 No.4931866

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4931864
I thought you shot him out for liking bad anime

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)06:23:45 No.4931870

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)06:23:45 No.4931870

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4931864
what about the fucking bomb, we're gonna have like less than 20 seconds to disarm it

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)06:28:39 No.4931875

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)06:28:39 No.4931875

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>>4931870
"Bomb?"

"oh shit that wasn't there before"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)06:29:47 No.4931876

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)06:29:47 No.4931876

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4931875
quick disarm it

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)06:29:59 No.4931877

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)06:29:59 No.4931877

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4931875
You dumbass bread niggers, LOOK AT THE TIME
Quattro get on disarming it; can't let good alcohol go to waste

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)06:34:28 No.4931879

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)06:34:28 No.4931879

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4931876
WHO CAN DISARM IT?

ROLL 2D1000 TO HAVE QUATTRO JUMP IN TO TRY AND SAVE THE ALCOHOL

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)06:35:15 No.4931881

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)06:35:15 No.4931881

Rolled 852, 547 = 1399 (2d1000)

>>4931879
jump in?
oh no

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/25/21(Sun)06:37:28 No.4931884

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/25/21(Sun)06:37:28 No.4931884

Rolled 58, 261 = 319 (2d1000)

>>4931879
>>4931881
I believe in this guy's roll
but fuck it let's ROLL ANYWAYS

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)06:40:15 No.4931887

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)06:40:15 No.4931887

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>>4931881
This disarms the bomb somehow

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)06:43:37 No.4931888

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)06:43:37 No.4931888

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4931887
drink in victory

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)06:48:37 No.4931891

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)06:48:37 No.4931891

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>>4931888
"Ah, I get it now"

"He's an alcoholic"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)06:49:55 No.4931893

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)06:49:55 No.4931893

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4931891
didn't you throw out marian anyway

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)06:54:55 No.4931895

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)06:54:55 No.4931895

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>>4931893
"Yeah that's why we were asking if you knew him"

"So we can beat him up"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)06:55:27 No.4931896

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)06:55:27 No.4931896

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4931895
Marian shows up

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)07:02:49 No.4931898

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)07:02:49 No.4931898

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>>4931896
"Yo Quattro I think we can hide here for a while, nobody's paying any attention to this ch--"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)07:04:41 No.4931899

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)07:04:41 No.4931899

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4931898
"GET HIM"
Drunkenly contact the island while Marian gets beaten up

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)07:13:13 No.4931900

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)07:13:13 No.4931900

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>>4931899
[phone ringing]

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)07:14:58 No.4931901

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)07:14:58 No.4931901

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4931900
"Hello?"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)07:19:38 No.4931903

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)07:19:38 No.4931903

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>>4931901
"WAAAZZAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)07:21:33 No.4931904

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)07:21:33 No.4931904

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4931903
Betty, can you take this call, Rasputin and Chosen One are still being calm for some reason

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)07:26:35 No.4931906

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)07:26:35 No.4931906

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>>4931904

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)07:28:05 No.4931908

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)07:28:05 No.4931908

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4931906
translate drunk language

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)07:44:27 No.4931918

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)07:44:27 No.4931918

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>>4931908
"He says that the situation on the moon is dire. Especially now that somehow, an alien empire has arrived. Mom, dad, grandma and them is having an all out battle. He and Marian managed to shelter themselves inside one of the church that Marian used to ran when he was still a televangelist"

"burrrrpppp"

"Oh and now Marian's being beaten up by his former congregation"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)07:47:15 No.4931920

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)07:47:15 No.4931920

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4931918
Why did I only hear this now, why did no one repo-
TV report calling for help from Shotasniffer about the moon war comes on

Anonymous (ID: M9QZDZAH)
07/25/21(Sun)07:47:56 No.4931921

Anonymous (ID: M9QZDZAH) 07/25/21(Sun)07:47:56 No.4931921

next adventure when

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)07:56:43 No.4931922

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)07:56:43 No.4931922

>>4931921
WHen you pay me

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)08:01:05 No.4931926

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)08:01:05 No.4931926

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>>4931920
"HOLY SHIT THE MOON'S FUCKED! WHERE IS THE GREAT HEROINE SHOTASNIFFER IN OUR TIME OF NEED?"

Anonymous (ID: 44dInKiG)
07/25/21(Sun)08:04:38 No.4931932

Anonymous (ID: 44dInKiG) 07/25/21(Sun)08:04:38 No.4931932

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4931926
is there anything worth saving there
please don't tell me everyone on earth is looking towards me to save the world from Dad and Grandma

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)08:22:47 No.4931947

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)08:22:47 No.4931947

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>>4931932
"SAVE US SHOTASNIFFER! EVERYONE ON EARTH IS ASKING FOR YOUR HELP"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)08:25:00 No.4931951

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)08:25:00 No.4931951

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4931947
Don't they have any other heroes

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)08:50:20 No.4931960

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)08:50:20 No.4931960

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>>4931951
"ALL OTHER HEROES..."

A. Are in the hospital due to some big fight or whatever
B. Went off to deep space to fight some space dude or whatever
C. Are seen as not as cool and powerful as Shotasniffer
D. Are also calling for Shotasniffer
E. [insert your own reason here]
F. All of the above

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)08:52:30 No.4931963

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)08:52:30 No.4931963

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4931960
F

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)09:04:31 No.4931968

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)09:04:31 No.4931968

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>>4931963
Ah yes, some heroes are in the hospital due to being involved in some big fight. The stronger ones headed off into deep space to fight some space villain and hasn't returned. Some are considered not even on the same tier and can't really help anyway, such as street level vigilantes and whatnot. They have resigned themselves to be the same as the civilians and calling for Shotasniffer. Oh and also [insert your own reason here]

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)09:09:52 No.4931972

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)09:09:52 No.4931972

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4931968
Some are still in the party mood from the party held just now

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)09:19:46 No.4931975

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)09:19:46 No.4931975

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>>4931972
Yes. Some heroes participated in the party.

They are now all drunk off their asses

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)09:20:46 No.4931976

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)09:20:46 No.4931976

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4931975
your brothers as well, apparently

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)09:30:59 No.4931981

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)09:30:59 No.4931981

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>>4931976
They're drunk on...something different. At least they're not as rowdy as before

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)09:34:50 No.4931984

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)09:34:50 No.4931984

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4931981
so what do we do now, should we answer their call or wait until it blows over

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)09:42:15 No.4931986

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)09:42:15 No.4931986

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>>4931984
ONe option will lead you to be in the final battle while the other one will have Quattro and Marian do it

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)09:44:10 No.4931991

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)09:44:10 No.4931991

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4931986
really try to press the slack off button ~~but by some dumb accident bobby presses the final battle instead~~

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)09:58:06 No.4932001

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)09:58:06 No.4932001

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>>4931991
And so Bobby starts the Moon War

Join us next time to see if he gets a kick to the face

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)09:59:12 No.4932002

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)09:59:12 No.4932002

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4932001
yes he does

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)10:09:28 No.4932011

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)10:09:28 No.4932011

>>4932002
Who knows, it's a mystery. JOin in about i unno. 12-ish hours to see

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/25/21(Sun)22:56:35 No.4933007

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/25/21(Sun)22:56:35 No.4933007

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4932011
oh ok

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/25/21(Sun)23:26:29 No.4933041

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/25/21(Sun)23:26:29 No.4933041

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>>4933007
Mystery Solved. He was kicked in the face.

Tune back in another 12 hours for the actual continuation. OP gotta wageslave

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/26/21(Mon)01:40:59 No.4933154

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/26/21(Mon)01:40:59 No.4933154

>>4933041
will bobby and SS finaly make peace in the final arc?

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)11:30:12 No.4933495

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)11:30:12 No.4933495

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4933041
>>4933154
no

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)11:48:53 No.4933504

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)11:48:53 No.4933504

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>>4933495

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)11:50:51 No.4933506

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)11:50:51 No.4933506

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4933504
then don't send a threatening video to the moon challenging the people fighting into a war, bobby

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)11:57:50 No.4933517

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)11:57:50 No.4933517

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>>4933506

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)12:00:45 No.4933520

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)12:00:45 No.4933520

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4933517
FLASHBACK

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)12:07:53 No.4933524

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)12:07:53 No.4933524

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>>4933520
FLASH BACK

Bobby has just managed to crawl back to shore

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)12:12:49 No.4933527

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)12:12:49 No.4933527

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4933524
discover space thing

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)12:21:57 No.4933535

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)12:21:57 No.4933535

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>>4933527

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)12:25:30 No.4933538

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)12:25:30 No.4933538

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4933535
Shout threats into it randomly about how you all suck before they can even call for help.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)12:36:00 No.4933554

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)12:36:00 No.4933554

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>>4933538
Bobby yelled insults into the communicator, but he somehow also accidentally tuned it into the frequency of an Alien Empire. He then insulted their mothers

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/26/21(Mon)12:38:25 No.4933558

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/26/21(Mon)12:38:25 No.4933558

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4933554

And he also insulted their outfits and faces.

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)12:39:05 No.4933559

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)12:39:05 No.4933559

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4933554
>>4933558
god damn it bobby

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)12:40:06 No.4933560

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)12:40:06 No.4933560

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4933554
He also tells them the people they're fighting are his family, and they should be scared of them like the little pussies they are.
"And why are you now tied up while your sisters are prepared to beat the shit out of you for calling everyone in the moon war on us?"
"NO REASON"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)12:44:55 No.4933564

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)12:44:55 No.4933564

>>4933560
>>4933559
>>4933558
Yes. He indeed did all of these.

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)12:45:29 No.4933566

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)12:45:29 No.4933566

>>4933564
>>4933564
apparently he stole the image too

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)12:47:11 No.4933569

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)12:47:11 No.4933569

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>>4933564
>>4933566
Fffffucking Bobbbyyyyy

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)12:48:12 No.4933572

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)12:48:12 No.4933572

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4933569
Let's get Shotasniffer to the moon on Equality Prime V2

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)12:48:33 No.4933573

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)12:48:33 No.4933573

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4933569
Back to Shotasniffer, Betty, Lilly, Olessa and Jeanne about to beat him up

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)12:59:11 No.4933592

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)12:59:11 No.4933592

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>>4933572
Taking the ol' elevator up to the cockpit.

Boy, sure is great that our Moon Base teleporter still works. This way we can save on fuel and rockets to get up there. Plus whenever the rest of the men snaps out of their daze they can provide backup

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)13:02:39 No.4933597

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)13:02:39 No.4933597

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4933592
Now you just have the women
And Bobby as a peace offering

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)13:07:22 No.4933605

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)13:07:22 No.4933605

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>>4933597
Unfortunately for Bobby, this means he has to go back into the box

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)13:09:15 No.4933610

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)13:09:15 No.4933610

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4933605
TO THE MOON
IT'S FINALLY TIME

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)13:11:07 No.4933612

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)13:11:07 No.4933612

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4933605
>>4933610
be less than enthusiastic about the trip

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/26/21(Mon)13:23:14 No.4933626

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/26/21(Mon)13:23:14 No.4933626

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4933605

Inside the box contain an wolverine.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)13:25:00 No.4933630

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)13:25:00 No.4933630

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>>4933612
Starting to miss the beach already

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)13:27:09 No.4933633

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)13:27:09 No.4933633

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4933630
Ok, all you have to do is to offer Bobby to the empire as an apology, get everyone out and then....crud.

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)13:30:56 No.4933640

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)13:30:56 No.4933640

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4933630
>>4933633
what this guy said

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)13:35:25 No.4933645

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)13:35:25 No.4933645

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>>4933640
Yes.....there's still the matter of Mom and Dad and also your 2 grandmas

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)13:41:28 No.4933649

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)13:41:28 No.4933649

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4933645
Especially Dad and his mom
Discuss how do we deal with them without somehow getting beaten up by them or losing the chance to be the top of the heroes for some villain stuff I dunno

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)13:51:43 No.4933666

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)13:51:43 No.4933666

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>>4933649
Alright nerds, got any ideas

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)13:53:54 No.4933669

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)13:53:54 No.4933669

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4933666
Have Shotasniffer beat everyone up, that's how this family works.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)13:57:12 No.4933672

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)13:57:12 No.4933672

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4933666
>666
Blame everything on Bobby, Quattro or Marian
>>4933669
Commuting suicide is not an option.

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)13:57:57 No.4933674

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)13:57:57 No.4933674

>>4933672
we're skeletons dumb dumb

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)14:04:33 No.4933683

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)14:04:33 No.4933683

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>>4933669
"Yeah! Just beat everyone up!"

"She's right. You have to show dominance"

"It's what dad would have wanted"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)14:07:23 No.4933688

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)14:07:23 No.4933688

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4933683
Last time I tried it, I ended up having to sleep face down for weeks

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)14:13:14 No.4933700

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)14:13:14 No.4933700

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>>4933688
"That just means you have experience!"

"In getting your ass bea---I mean, fighting"

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)14:19:14 No.4933705

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)14:19:14 No.4933705

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4933700
Okay, but your asses are getting beat too. I need all the help I can get dealing with mom, dad and grandmas.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)14:19:39 No.4933707

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)14:19:39 No.4933707

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4933700
"I'm sure they're really people who follow strength and won't throw a tantrum or cheat. Or be assholes."

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)14:24:12 No.4933719

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)14:24:12 No.4933719

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>>4933705

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)14:26:40 No.4933724

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)14:26:40 No.4933724

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4933719
Sorry Lilly, but we need to go save our brothers and you're my #1 sister.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)14:32:45 No.4933732

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)14:32:45 No.4933732

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>>4933724
"....but do we REALLY need to save Quattro and Marian tho"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)14:35:02 No.4933736

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)14:35:02 No.4933736

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4933732
We need someone to compare to to make everyone fell better about themselves

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)14:35:35 No.4933737

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)14:35:35 No.4933737

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4933732
>>4933736

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)14:37:57 No.4933738

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)14:37:57 No.4933738

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>>4933737
>>4933736
Damn that's a good point

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)14:38:54 No.4933740

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)14:38:54 No.4933740

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4933738
ARE WE READY SISTERS?
URAAAAAAAH!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)14:44:37 No.4933749

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)14:44:37 No.4933749

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>>4933740
Morale increases as you engage in a group screaming session over the comms. Meanwhile, you are being teleported to the moon

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)14:45:24 No.4933751

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)14:45:24 No.4933751

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4933749
oh boy, time for budget

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)15:02:46 No.4933776

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)15:02:46 No.4933776

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>>4933751

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)15:03:39 No.4933777

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)15:03:39 No.4933777

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4933776
Meet with empire

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)15:04:15 No.4933778

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)15:04:15 No.4933778

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4933776
>>4933777
what this guy said

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)15:14:29 No.4933793

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)15:14:29 No.4933793

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Rolled 756 (1d1000)

>>4933777
ROLL 2d1200

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)15:16:20 No.4933798

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)15:16:20 No.4933798

Rolled 695, 936 = 1631 (2d1200)

>>4933793

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)15:23:57 No.4933809

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)15:23:57 No.4933809

>>4933798
>>4933793
oh jeez, I hope this peace offering is good enough

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)15:27:44 No.4933816

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)15:27:44 No.4933816

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>>4933798
Making yer way through the battlefield unscathed

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)15:28:24 No.4933819

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)15:28:24 No.4933819

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4933816
Find the empire's main leader dude

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)15:29:01 No.4933820

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)15:29:01 No.4933820

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4933816
Greet the leader by offering Bobby for kicking

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)15:36:11 No.4933827

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)15:36:11 No.4933827

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>>4933819
Over there! That biggest ship being flanked by a bunch of other ones! That must be it

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)15:37:46 No.4933831

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)15:37:46 No.4933831

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4933827
Initiate comms

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)15:47:46 No.4933840

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)15:47:46 No.4933840

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>>4933831
"Who the hell are you?!"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/26/21(Mon)15:50:10 No.4933845

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/26/21(Mon)15:50:10 No.4933845

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4933840
Someone who has who you want in a box ready to be offered

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)15:57:11 No.4933856

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)15:57:11 No.4933856

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>>4933845
"Unless you have that skeleton who insulted our mothers AND the skeletons that's been killing my men, I am not interested.....In fact you look mighty skeletal yourself, lady"

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)15:57:49 No.4933857

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)15:57:49 No.4933857

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4933856
Well, this is THE skeleton you want. Show him bobby in a box.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)16:03:34 No.4933866

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)16:03:34 No.4933866

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>>4933857
[incomprehensible yelling]

"GUYS! LOOK! IT'S THAT ASSHOLE WHO INSULTED OUR MOTHERS!"

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)16:06:21 No.4933870

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)16:06:21 No.4933870

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4933866
Now, do we have a peace treaty in exchange for me giving you.. Bobby?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)16:11:27 No.4933874

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)16:11:27 No.4933874

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>>4933870
"Who are you? What's your game? What do you gain from this? This deal is a bit too good to be true and too convenient"

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)16:14:44 No.4933881

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)16:14:44 No.4933881

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4933874
I am Shotasniffer and unless you want me to wreck your entire fleet, you would be wise to take this offer.

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/26/21(Mon)16:15:16 No.4933882

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/26/21(Mon)16:15:16 No.4933882

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4933874

Bobby somehow break out the box and is heading straigth for the enemy with a lot of firepower.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)16:21:07 No.4933888

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)16:21:07 No.4933888

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Rolled 252 (1d1000)

>>4933881
"YOU DARE TO INTIMIDATE THE EMPIRE?"

Roll 2d1200

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)16:21:38 No.4933890

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)16:21:38 No.4933890

Rolled 831, 406 = 1237 (2d1200)

>>4933888
YES, I THINK I WILL
URAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/26/21(Mon)16:23:57 No.4933892

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/26/21(Mon)16:23:57 No.4933892

Rolled 1135, 933 = 2068 (2d1200)

>>4933888

Scare him in spooky way.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)16:25:56 No.4933896

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)16:25:56 No.4933896

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>>4933890
>>4933892
"o-okay.W-we accept your offer"

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)16:28:09 No.4933899

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)16:28:09 No.4933899

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4933896
Fuckin' simps
Give them Bobby, then we gotta find Quattro and Marian.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)16:37:09 No.4933914

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)16:37:09 No.4933914

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>>4933899
After beaming Bobby up onto their command ship. The Alien Empire starts its retreat!

That went better than expected. No complications or whatever. That's a first

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)16:38:46 No.4933916

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)16:38:46 No.4933916

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4933914
The first of many unexpected victories. There's no way Bobby can come back from that.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)16:44:50 No.4933923

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)16:44:50 No.4933923

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>>4933916
Anyway. Seeing their enemies suddenly retreat without explanation should left your parents and grandmas confused for a bit. Time to go find your brothers

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)16:45:40 No.4933924

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)16:45:40 No.4933924

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4933923
Look for a giant green mech

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)16:51:22 No.4933930

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)16:51:22 No.4933930

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>>4933924
hmmmmm

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)16:53:35 No.4933932

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)16:53:35 No.4933932

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4933930
Damn, what is that huge Mech looking silhouette under that tarp?

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/26/21(Mon)16:55:50 No.4933933

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/26/21(Mon)16:55:50 No.4933933

Rolled 45 (1d100)

drop a few coins on the ground and see if Marvin comes to pick them up

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)16:56:57 No.4933934

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)16:56:57 No.4933934

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>>4933932
Yeah but that tarp aint green. So it can't be Marian! Can it?

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/26/21(Mon)16:58:53 No.4933938

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/26/21(Mon)16:58:53 No.4933938

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4933933
>>4933934
Marian*

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)16:59:42 No.4933941

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)16:59:42 No.4933941

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4933934
Well just take the tarp off

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)17:01:26 No.4933943

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)17:01:26 No.4933943

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Rolled 436 (1d1000)

>>4933941
Roll 2d1200 to take the tarp off

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)17:08:01 No.4933961

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)17:08:01 No.4933961

Rolled 1170, 45 = 1215 (2d1200)

>>4933943
>tfw we're about to take out gunbuster G AGAIN

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)17:15:52 No.4933982

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)17:15:52 No.4933982

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>>4933961
MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE CHURCH WHERE MARIAN IS BEING BEATEN UP

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME, ASSHOLES! SOMEBODY TRYNA FUCK WITH MY MECH"

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)17:16:50 No.4933987

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)17:16:50 No.4933987

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4933982
Oh now Marian's ANGRY
If only he could be that strong all the time.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)17:21:26 No.4933993

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)17:21:26 No.4933993

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>>4933987
He immediately jumps into his mecha and engages in combat. Getting beaten up the past few hours probably scrambled something inside his noggin', he doesn't recognize you!

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)17:25:42 No.4933996

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)17:25:42 No.4933996

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4933993
Well, we need to subdue Marian and Gunbuster G without actually destroying Marian and Gunbuster G.
APPLY FIST TO FACE UNTIL WE CAN REMIND WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME HE FOUGHT US IN A MECH BATTLE

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/26/21(Mon)17:39:31 No.4934010

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/26/21(Mon)17:39:31 No.4934010

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>>4933996
Gotcha......disabling all Equality Prime weapons except for hand-to-hand combat

Aaaaand we'll continue this later. Whenever later is. Since it's 4AM and I gotta wageslave in the morning. shieeeet

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
07/26/21(Mon)17:40:11 No.4934012

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 07/26/21(Mon)17:40:11 No.4934012

>>4934010
Shieeeeeeeeeet

Anonymous (ID: wEM8sQtE)
07/26/21(Mon)21:20:57 No.4934354

Anonymous (ID: wEM8sQtE) 07/26/21(Mon)21:20:57 No.4934354

>>4934010
What will happen with Bobby? THAT- will never be shown on this quest ever because nobody cares.

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: RbsqWGiL)
07/27/21(Tue)05:51:49 No.4934920

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: RbsqWGiL) 07/27/21(Tue)05:51:49 No.4934920

>>4934354
That kid just ain't right

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/28/21(Wed)22:17:05 No.4937147

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/28/21(Wed)22:17:05 No.4937147

>>4934010
Gunbuster's gonna get spanked

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/28/21(Wed)23:13:38 No.4937219

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/28/21(Wed)23:13:38 No.4937219

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>>4934920
that boy aint right

Anonymous (ID: 4+UX2hDM)
07/28/21(Wed)23:16:41 No.4937225

Anonymous (ID: 4+UX2hDM) 07/28/21(Wed)23:16:41 No.4937225

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4937219
yup

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/28/21(Wed)23:23:00 No.4937234

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/28/21(Wed)23:23:00 No.4937234

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>>4937225
"Eeyup"

Anonymous (ID: 4+UX2hDM)
07/28/21(Wed)23:28:52 No.4937238

Anonymous (ID: 4+UX2hDM) 07/28/21(Wed)23:28:52 No.4937238

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4937234
Skelly-of-the-Hill spinoff coming soon(tm)

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/28/21(Wed)23:31:19 No.4937241

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/28/21(Wed)23:31:19 No.4937241

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>>4937238
Will enter broadcasting right after Half Life 3 is released

Anonymous (ID: PIy1jZXl)
07/28/21(Wed)23:40:30 No.4937245

Anonymous (ID: PIy1jZXl) 07/28/21(Wed)23:40:30 No.4937245

>>4937241
On my calendar. Now back to the main event.

Anonymous (ID: PIy1jZXl)
07/28/21(Wed)23:42:21 No.4937246

Anonymous (ID: PIy1jZXl) 07/28/21(Wed)23:42:21 No.4937246

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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4937245
forgot dice clackity clack

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/28/21(Wed)23:51:52 No.4937255

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/28/21(Wed)23:51:52 No.4937255

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>>4937245
>>4937246
Staredown in progress

Anonymous (ID: 4+UX2hDM)
07/29/21(Thu)00:04:28 No.4937262

Anonymous (ID: 4+UX2hDM) 07/29/21(Thu)00:04:28 No.4937262

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4937255
stare harder!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)00:14:04 No.4937276

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)00:14:04 No.4937276

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>>4937262

Anonymous (ID: kyB28q4z)
07/29/21(Thu)00:15:59 No.4937280

Anonymous (ID: kyB28q4z) 07/29/21(Thu)00:15:59 No.4937280

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4937276
You are actually playing as Marian and you just realized you pissed off your sister again.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)00:25:33 No.4937294

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)00:25:33 No.4937294

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>>4937280
Oh fuck. Now that you had a lil bit to get your bearings, you realized you may actually have initiated combat with big sis. Currently you're still in staredown mode so there maaaaay be a way outta this

A. Double Down on the rage and just pretend you're blinded with anger so she'll subdue you...uh...non-lethally and you can then go all "who? what? where am i? Big sis? Is that you? What happened? I can't remember anything"

B. Take this time to fight her for real, and prove that you are the superior mech pilot. What happens afterwards......let's not think about that right now

C. Genuflect

Anonymous (ID: kyB28q4z)
07/29/21(Thu)00:27:31 No.4937297

Anonymous (ID: kyB28q4z) 07/29/21(Thu)00:27:31 No.4937297

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4937294
C, because do you really want to risk being spanked again

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)00:33:26 No.4937305

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)00:33:26 No.4937305

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>>4937297
Just gotta press the Genuflect button.

Coincidentally located right next to the Star Combat button

Anonymous (ID: Apv7oAGl)
07/29/21(Thu)00:34:39 No.4937307

Anonymous (ID: Apv7oAGl) 07/29/21(Thu)00:34:39 No.4937307

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4937305
Press Geneflect Now

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)00:37:32 No.4937311

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)00:37:32 No.4937311

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4937307
Roll 2d100 to press the Genuflect button

-20 due to butterfingers

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)00:38:33 No.4937315

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)00:38:33 No.4937315

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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4937311
FUCK

Anonymous (ID: Apv7oAGl)
07/29/21(Thu)00:38:59 No.4937316

Anonymous (ID: Apv7oAGl) 07/29/21(Thu)00:38:59 No.4937316

Rolled 2, 83 = 85 (2d100)

>>4937311
butterfingers ate the image

Anonymous (ID: Apv7oAGl)
07/29/21(Thu)00:41:17 No.4937322

Anonymous (ID: Apv7oAGl) 07/29/21(Thu)00:41:17 No.4937322

>>4937315
>>4937316
don't you dare rig your way out of this just to see Marian get spanked again ~~though it is funny~~

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)00:46:15 No.4937329

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)00:46:15 No.4937329

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>>4937316
>>4937322
You won this time, Marian. THIS time.

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/29/21(Thu)00:52:21 No.4937334

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/29/21(Thu)00:52:21 No.4937334

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4937329
Still lost dignity though

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)01:07:58 No.4937346

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)01:07:58 No.4937346

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>>4937334
Ya win some, ya lose some

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/29/21(Thu)01:12:35 No.4937355

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/29/21(Thu)01:12:35 No.4937355

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4937346
secretly wish she step on you

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)01:13:06 No.4937357

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)01:13:06 No.4937357

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4937346
Damn straight. Assert dominance.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)01:18:02 No.4937364

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)01:18:02 No.4937364

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>>4937357
You're sending mixed messages here, pal

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)01:19:45 No.4937366

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)01:19:45 No.4937366

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4937364
Because >>4937355 is the ultimate goal.

But will Shotasniffer bite?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)01:21:23 No.4937369

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)01:21:23 No.4937369

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Rolled 53 (1d1200)

>>4937366
Roll 2d1000

Shotasniffer has +100 bonus

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N)
07/29/21(Thu)01:21:56 No.4937370

Anonymous (ID: UzAtkM6N) 07/29/21(Thu)01:21:56 No.4937370

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4937364

Drunken Quattro pop up beside Marian.

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)01:23:47 No.4937371

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)01:23:47 No.4937371

Rolled 465, 244 = 709 (2d1000)

>>4937369
Marian gets his wish.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)01:28:57 No.4937376

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)01:28:57 No.4937376

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>>4937371
Due to rolling terribly as Shotasniffer, OP is beaten up.

Which was the plan all along! Now Marian won't get his stomps! ahaha! They're all mine!

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)01:30:33 No.4937377

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)01:30:33 No.4937377

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4937376
Motherfucker!

~~Mad respect though.~~

Anonymous (ID: PIy1jZXl)
07/29/21(Thu)01:32:18 No.4937379

Anonymous (ID: PIy1jZXl) 07/29/21(Thu)01:32:18 No.4937379

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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4937376

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)01:35:12 No.4937384

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)01:35:12 No.4937384

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>>4937379
Marian can't believe this bullshit

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/29/21(Thu)01:39:17 No.4937389

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/29/21(Thu)01:39:17 No.4937389

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4937384
We now go back to the island where the boys are carted by the rest of the girls and small children into the teleporter

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)01:54:18 No.4937416

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)01:54:18 No.4937416

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>>4937389

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)01:57:48 No.4937421

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)01:57:48 No.4937421

>>4937416
Lilly presses the teleport button

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/29/21(Thu)01:58:33 No.4937422

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/29/21(Thu)01:58:33 No.4937422

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4937416
"Get as many people into the moon as possible, we need reinforcements to seal Lolisniffer and his mom!"

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)02:02:52 No.4937429

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)02:02:52 No.4937429

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4937421
>>4937416
Ugh

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)02:05:03 No.4937432

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)02:05:03 No.4937432

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>>4937429
For his mistake. Anon must now commit ritual suicide

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)02:06:58 No.4937436

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)02:06:58 No.4937436

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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4937432

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)02:08:14 No.4937438

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)02:08:14 No.4937438

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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4937436

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/29/21(Thu)02:09:04 No.4937439

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/29/21(Thu)02:09:04 No.4937439

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4937432
>>4937422
>>4937421
We are assuming the teleporter has a button, right?

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)02:09:37 No.4937440

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)02:09:37 No.4937440

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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4937438

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)02:11:16 No.4937442

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)02:11:16 No.4937442

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>>4937439
Motherfucker you ruined my seppuku!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)02:11:51 No.4937443

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)02:11:51 No.4937443

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>>4937439
Yes. Made to be big and low enough just so that Lilly can press it

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/29/21(Thu)02:12:57 No.4937444

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/29/21(Thu)02:12:57 No.4937444

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4937443
Lilly Smash!

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/29/21(Thu)02:14:36 No.4937447

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/29/21(Thu)02:14:36 No.4937447

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4937443
>>4937444

>>4937442
Everyone knows you need a second to chop your head off

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/29/21(Thu)02:18:40 No.4937452

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/29/21(Thu)02:18:40 No.4937452

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>>4937447
The bois are being trasnported to the moon.

OP must apologize, I gotta go, an emergency came up. Now the loading screen is gonna be stuck here until I come back

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/29/21(Thu)02:19:24 No.4937453

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/29/21(Thu)02:19:24 No.4937453

>>4937452
Just like in Sonic 2006

Anonymous (ID: fLMKuIov)
07/29/21(Thu)22:09:54 No.4938532

Anonymous (ID: fLMKuIov) 07/29/21(Thu)22:09:54 No.4938532

>>4937329
>>4937376
And with that, a feud begins

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/30/21(Fri)21:49:37 No.4939968

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/30/21(Fri)21:49:37 No.4939968

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4937452
Now the original 12 are back
I think

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)21:52:27 No.4939969

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)21:52:27 No.4939969

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>>4939968
backs are a social construct

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)22:21:58 No.4939994

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)22:21:58 No.4939994

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Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/30/21(Fri)22:28:10 No.4939999

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/30/21(Fri)22:28:10 No.4939999

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4939994
How long is this going to take

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)22:37:52 No.4940013

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)22:37:52 No.4940013

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>>4939999
>quads
how much are you willing to pay

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/30/21(Fri)22:40:08 No.4940016

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/30/21(Fri)22:40:08 No.4940016

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4940013
about three fiddy

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)22:49:37 No.4940031

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)22:49:37 No.4940031

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>>4940016

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/30/21(Fri)22:52:56 No.4940042

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/30/21(Fri)22:52:56 No.4940042

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4940031
Hurry before Shadowlady kicks you for delaying the teleport

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)22:56:25 No.4940046

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)22:56:25 No.4940046

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>>4940042

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/30/21(Fri)23:00:56 No.4940056

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/30/21(Fri)23:00:56 No.4940056

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4940046
Ouch.
Keep the portal open for more reinforcements of "drunken" heroes and skeletons

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)23:06:04 No.4940063

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)23:06:04 No.4940063

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>>4940056
"W-where are we anyway?"

"I dunno, the moon or something"

"hehe, moon"

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/30/21(Fri)23:08:23 No.4940067

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/30/21(Fri)23:08:23 No.4940067

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4940063
"Oh god, you brought me 4 Quattros"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)23:18:31 No.4940077

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)23:18:31 No.4940077

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>>4940067
"eermmm...I'm sure they'll sober up in no time!"

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/30/21(Fri)23:21:06 No.4940083

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/30/21(Fri)23:21:06 No.4940083

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4940077
We're not going to face dad and Grandma at this rate.
"Yeah, you shouldn't" - Shadowlady

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/30/21(Fri)23:22:34 No.4940086

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/30/21(Fri)23:22:34 No.4940086

>>4940077
Tell her she can stop hula dancing. No one will see it or remember.
The dream is dead.
>>4913550
>>4915117
>>4915140

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)23:33:41 No.4940093

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)23:33:41 No.4940093

>>4940086
Can something truly die if it was never alive to begin with

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)23:35:38 No.4940097

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)23:35:38 No.4940097

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>>4940083
Oh shit

it's ur mom

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/30/21(Fri)23:36:55 No.4940102

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/30/21(Fri)23:36:55 No.4940102

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4940097
>>4940093
>>4940086
DREAMS NEVER DIE

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/30/21(Fri)23:38:43 No.4940105

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/30/21(Fri)23:38:43 No.4940105

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4940102
>>4940097
>>4940093
DREAMS DON'T DIE

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/30/21(Fri)23:39:42 No.4940106

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/30/21(Fri)23:39:42 No.4940106

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4940097
>>4940102
"what"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)23:44:39 No.4940109

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)23:44:39 No.4940109

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>>4940102
>>4940105
It's dead anon. You are living in a fantasy. There's no Easter Bunny. There's no Santa Claus. And there's no hula dancing scene with scantily-clade shadow ladies

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/30/21(Fri)23:47:02 No.4940113

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/30/21(Fri)23:47:02 No.4940113

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4940109
"NOOOOO"
SHUT UP QUATTRO

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/30/21(Fri)23:50:10 No.4940117

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/30/21(Fri)23:50:10 No.4940117

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>>4940113

>tfw

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
07/30/21(Fri)23:53:20 No.4940123

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 07/30/21(Fri)23:53:20 No.4940123

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4940117
Anyway both Mom and step-grandma got into a "truce" of sorts.

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/30/21(Fri)23:55:06 No.4940127

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/30/21(Fri)23:55:06 No.4940127

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4940117
>>4940109
THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)00:05:15 No.4940138

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)00:05:15 No.4940138

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>>4940123
Mostly because Grandma has grown too powerful and Dad is still fucking out cold lmao

Anonymous (ID: /bFX0P1Q)
07/31/21(Sat)00:07:01 No.4940140

Anonymous (ID: /bFX0P1Q) 07/31/21(Sat)00:07:01 No.4940140

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4940138
Do you have any info on Grandma or whatever her name is

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)00:07:45 No.4940141

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)00:07:45 No.4940141

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4940138
Wait, you almost forgot to take your pills.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)00:13:40 No.4940148

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)00:13:40 No.4940148

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>>4940140
Damn lemme google that shit b

Anonymous (ID: mNjJ29gB)
07/31/21(Sat)00:16:42 No.4940150

Anonymous (ID: mNjJ29gB) 07/31/21(Sat)00:16:42 No.4940150

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4940148
>Google
Man it has literally all the information about everyone

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)00:29:23 No.4940172

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)00:29:23 No.4940172

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>>4940150
Okay, the secret is...

Anonymous (ID: mNjJ29gB)
07/31/21(Sat)00:31:43 No.4940174

Anonymous (ID: mNjJ29gB) 07/31/21(Sat)00:31:43 No.4940174

>>4940172
OP LOOK OUT

Anonymous (ID: mNjJ29gB)
07/31/21(Sat)00:32:44 No.4940180

Anonymous (ID: mNjJ29gB) 07/31/21(Sat)00:32:44 No.4940180

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4940172
>>4940174

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)00:33:26 No.4940182

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)00:33:26 No.4940182

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>>4940180

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)00:33:48 No.4940183

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)00:33:48 No.4940183

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4940172
Grandma uses Shun Goku Satsu on OP.

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)00:34:49 No.4940184

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)00:34:49 No.4940184

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4940183
>>4940182
Grandma follows up with Shun Goku Satsu on OP.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)00:48:57 No.4940189

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)00:48:57 No.4940189

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>>4940184
>>4940183

Anonymous (ID: Ufb+wcnp)
07/31/21(Sat)00:52:33 No.4940192

Anonymous (ID: Ufb+wcnp) 07/31/21(Sat)00:52:33 No.4940192

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4940189
back to everyone else
"So we're basically going to seal her in another dimension."
"And save Lolisniffer!"
"Uuuuuh.....right."

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)01:08:39 No.4940203

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)01:08:39 No.4940203

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>>4940192
Strangely, only Mom seems to be enthused about that idea. While her mom just makes a weird "eeeeeeeh" sound

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)01:09:59 No.4940204

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)01:09:59 No.4940204

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4940203
"What about you kids?"
"Eeerrrrrrrr..."

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)01:19:58 No.4940213

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)01:19:58 No.4940213

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>>4940204
>

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)01:20:59 No.4940215

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)01:20:59 No.4940215

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4940213
somebody say something

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)01:27:20 No.4940221

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)01:27:20 No.4940221

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4940215
Quick! Roll 2d100 to have somebody bail you out

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)01:28:36 No.4940222

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)01:28:36 No.4940222

Rolled 78, 53 = 131 (2d100)

>>4940221

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)01:36:00 No.4940227

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)01:36:00 No.4940227

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>>4940222
Quattro suddenly perks up and yells something, then immediately falls back asleep

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)01:38:18 No.4940232

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)01:38:18 No.4940232

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4940227
"You see what his influence is like? That one's a terrible drunk!"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)01:46:08 No.4940239

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)01:46:08 No.4940239

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>>4940232
"Quattro's old enough to make his own decisions. He became an alcoholic by choice!"

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)01:47:29 No.4940242

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)01:47:29 No.4940242

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4940239
Time to sober up and show these women what you're made of.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)01:48:46 No.4940243

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)01:48:46 No.4940243

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4940239
I suppose the times their dad slammed a whole keg of alcohol into his head had nothing to do with that.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)01:56:05 No.4940250

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)01:56:05 No.4940250

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>>4940243
"They were just playing catch. Boys will be boys, after all"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)01:59:55 No.4940255

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)01:59:55 No.4940255

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4940250
Just like the times when he exposed Marian to naked manass books for a laugh

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)02:03:45 No.4940260

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)02:03:45 No.4940260

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>>4940255
"IT'S CALLED MANGA AND IT'S ART" Marian chimes in

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)02:05:29 No.4940263

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)02:05:29 No.4940263

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4940260
"I do not want to even get into the daught-"
At this 4 different voices shriek "NOOO!"

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/31/21(Sat)02:05:44 No.4940264

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/31/21(Sat)02:05:44 No.4940264

Rolled 38 (1d100)

he was scientifically proven wrong

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)02:15:39 No.4940273

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)02:15:39 No.4940273

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>>4940263
"THrowing children off cliffs is a perfectly normal way to toughen them up"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)02:18:39 No.4940274

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)02:18:39 No.4940274

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4940273
She proceeds to spill all the ways the children were traumatized.
Lilly doesn't know why her sisters are now in fetal position.

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)02:19:07 No.4940275

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)02:19:07 No.4940275

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4940273
It's not nice to ignore Grandma, dearies.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)02:24:11 No.4940279

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)02:24:11 No.4940279

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>>4940275
"shit"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)02:24:53 No.4940280

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)02:24:53 No.4940280

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4940279
RUN

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)02:29:02 No.4940283

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)02:29:02 No.4940283

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>>4940280
OH SHIT

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)02:31:43 No.4940285

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)02:31:43 No.4940285

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4940283
"GET EVERYONE TO THE MOON NOW, CALLING ALL HEROES AND VILLAINS TO IMMEDIATELY CEASE ALL ACTIVITIES AND CONTAIN THE THREAT"

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)02:40:44 No.4940288

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)02:40:44 No.4940288

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>>4940285
Gonna take a bit for that to happen.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)02:42:20 No.4940290

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)02:42:20 No.4940290

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4940288
as per usual, everyone left quattro alone

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)02:42:48 No.4940292

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)02:42:48 No.4940292

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4940288
Come. Let Grandma sing a lullaby for you.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)02:48:56 No.4940295

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)02:48:56 No.4940295

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>>4940292
say wha

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)02:50:05 No.4940296

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)02:50:05 No.4940296

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4940295
Don't run! I just want to lay you all down to rest.

Permanently.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)02:50:28 No.4940297

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)02:50:28 No.4940297

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4940295
>>4940296
OH GOD

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)03:00:16 No.4940301

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)03:00:16 No.4940301

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>>4940296
"Welp.....guess we know which side of the family big sis got her singing from"

"eeeyup"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)03:02:06 No.4940302

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)03:02:06 No.4940302

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4940301
Though it's less "pleasant memories" and more "worst nightmare"

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)03:02:07 No.4940303

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)03:02:07 No.4940303

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4940301
Quattro, wake your ass up! You're the only one who can stop Grandma!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)03:12:33 No.4940309

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)03:12:33 No.4940309

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>>4940302
While the melody itself is soft and sonorous, grandma's lullaby worms its way into all who hears it and takes hold of their mind with an iron grip. She sings in an ancient lost tongue that evokes terrible imagery, fine tuned to each individual's worst nightmares.

It already won like, 50 Grammys

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)03:12:38 No.4940310

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)03:12:38 No.4940310

>>4940302
>>4940301
It's why your Grandpa fell for me.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)03:14:02 No.4940311

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)03:14:02 No.4940311

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4940309
>>4940303

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)03:14:44 No.4940312

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)03:14:44 No.4940312

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4940310
>>4940303
>>4940309
Lilly starts slapping Quattro in hopes of waking him up.

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)03:16:40 No.4940314

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)03:16:40 No.4940314

>>4940309
50 Grammys? The song is pure evil.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)03:20:11 No.4940316

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)03:20:11 No.4940316

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>>4940311
MEANWHILE, inside Quattro's miiiind

"Quaaaatroooooo. QQQUAAAAATROOOOO"

"ey yo who's calling me"

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)03:21:08 No.4940317

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)03:21:08 No.4940317

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4940316
It's me. Your Grandma. You need to wake up.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)03:21:34 No.4940318

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)03:21:34 No.4940318

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4940316
>>4940317
OH BOY, HI GRAND-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)03:22:40 No.4940321

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)03:22:40 No.4940321

>>4940318
Yeah, about that, listen. You need to stop your other Grandma.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)03:29:22 No.4940323

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)03:29:22 No.4940323

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>>4940318
"Just kidding, it's me. Your dad"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)03:31:43 No.4940324

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)03:31:43 No.4940324

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4940323
lol Nice one.

Listen, your Grandma finds you funny for some reason. Just do what you do and get her to stop going berserk.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)03:32:14 No.4940326

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)03:32:14 No.4940326

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4940323
>>4940324
On that note, let's play a favorite game of mine.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)03:36:22 No.4940328

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)03:36:22 No.4940328

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>>4940324
"Also because you're drunk as fuck so as soon as you wake up. You have about a minute or two of being hungover before your noggin' can perceive her singing. This will be your window to act and stop her lullaby. You got it son?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)03:37:25 No.4940329

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)03:37:25 No.4940329

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4940328
"AAAAAAAAAAA"
"Ok it's time for the barrel"

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)03:37:30 No.4940330

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)03:37:30 No.4940330

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4940328
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................................

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)03:43:31 No.4940333

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)03:43:31 No.4940333

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>>4940329
"mmmeep"

"For real tho. It's taken a great deal of my energy to even reach you in this MIIIIINDSPACE. So if you could, you know, not fuck this up. That'd be great"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)03:44:38 No.4940335

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)03:44:38 No.4940335

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4940333
SMASH
Wake up.

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)03:47:23 No.4940340

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)03:47:23 No.4940340

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4940333
Ay yo hol up. How did you even reach me here? Aren't you knocked out or something?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)03:51:04 No.4940344

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)03:51:04 No.4940344

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>>4940340
"Yes, son. I'm using my secret MIND POWERS to link our dreams. Since I too am asleep"

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)03:53:42 No.4940346

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)03:53:42 No.4940346

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4940344
So why don't you give me the barrel and I wake you up then?

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)03:54:24 No.4940347

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)03:54:24 No.4940347

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4940344
>>4940335

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)03:58:41 No.4940350

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)03:58:41 No.4940350

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>>4940347

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)03:59:51 No.4940351

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)03:59:51 No.4940351

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4940350
back to being awake

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)04:06:04 No.4940353

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)04:06:04 No.4940353

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>>4940351

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)04:08:47 No.4940356

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)04:08:47 No.4940356

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4940353
You got one chance to stop her. What is it-oh yeah, she finds you funny!

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)04:12:36 No.4940359

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)04:12:36 No.4940359

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4940353
Funny? What is it that I do? May as well start walking towards her. I'm sure I'll figure it by the time I get to her.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)04:19:29 No.4940362

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)04:19:29 No.4940362

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>>4940356
>>4940359
Just keep calm and everything'll be okay.

Probably

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)04:20:23 No.4940363

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)04:20:23 No.4940363

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4940362
Tell a funny joke, maybe that's what he meant

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)04:22:51 No.4940365

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)04:22:51 No.4940365

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4940362
Hi Grandma. Check this out!

Do the thumb trick.

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)04:24:17 No.4940366

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)04:24:17 No.4940366

>>4940365
Shit, meant the Silly Symphonies Skeleton dance.

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)04:26:23 No.4940367

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)04:26:23 No.4940367

>>4940366
>>4940365
But we would need at least Marian to do it.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)04:29:55 No.4940368

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)04:29:55 No.4940368

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>>4940365

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)04:30:32 No.4940369

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)04:30:32 No.4940369

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4940368
she seems mildly interested

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)04:32:50 No.4940370

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)04:32:50 No.4940370

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4940368
>>4940369
She cracks a smile.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)04:37:31 No.4940372

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)04:37:31 No.4940372

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4940369
Roll 2d100 to not fuck this up

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)04:39:44 No.4940373

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)04:39:44 No.4940373

Rolled 42, 81 = 123 (2d100)

>>4940372
Come on, Quattro! It's your time to shine, baby!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)04:50:57 No.4940379

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)04:50:57 No.4940379

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>>4940373

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)04:51:58 No.4940380

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)04:51:58 No.4940380

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4940379
proceed to puch yourself with said hand

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)04:54:11 No.4940381

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)04:54:11 No.4940381

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4940379
Toss it in the air and put it back on behind your back.
Ta-Da!

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)04:59:37 No.4940384

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)04:59:37 No.4940384

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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4940381
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)05:01:17 No.4940387

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)05:01:17 No.4940387

Rolled 17, 99 = 116 (2d100)

>>4940384
Quattro! Quattro!

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/31/21(Sat)05:02:21 No.4940390

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/31/21(Sat)05:02:21 No.4940390

Rolled 67, 10 = 77 (2d100)

>>4940384
When you fuck it up... and somehow succeed anyway. Damnit RNJesus, I thought you were on my side!

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)05:03:22 No.4940392

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)05:03:22 No.4940392

Rolled 10, 20 = 30 (2d100)

>>4940384
OH GOD

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)05:04:23 No.4940394

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)05:04:23 No.4940394

>>4940390
good job

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)05:05:48 No.4940396

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)05:05:48 No.4940396

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>>4940390

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)05:06:51 No.4940397

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)05:06:51 No.4940397

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4940396
It then devolves into an elaborate routine of hurt.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)05:11:38 No.4940400

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)05:11:38 No.4940400

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>>4940397
This truly shows that we live in a society

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)05:13:18 No.4940401

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)05:13:18 No.4940401

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4940400
quick, while she's distracted, rasputin wake everyone up!

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)05:13:45 No.4940404

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)05:13:45 No.4940404

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4940400
Damn. Grandma doesn't find this funny.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)05:19:59 No.4940407

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)05:19:59 No.4940407

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>>4940401
With Grandma distracted. Rasputin was the first to break control.

Now he gotta shake the fuck outta big sis to wake her up

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)05:21:34 No.4940410

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)05:21:34 No.4940410

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4940407
look into her mind

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)05:22:32 No.4940411

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)05:22:32 No.4940411

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4940407
Better hurry. Grandma's getting angry Quattro's hurting himself.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)05:24:40 No.4940412

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)05:24:40 No.4940412

>>4940411
Angry? I think that's laughter

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)05:27:32 No.4940414

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)05:27:32 No.4940414

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>>4940411
Alright. Let's check our options:

A. Grab her shoulders and shake hard
B. Do that thing where you snap your fingers in front of her face repeatedly and go "Ay, you still with me? Ay ay"
C. Slap her in the face
D. Punch her in the face
E. Whisper sweet nothings into her ear
F. [insert own suggestion here]

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)05:28:14 No.4940416

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)05:28:14 No.4940416

Rolled 70 (1d199)

>>4940414
A + B first

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm)
07/31/21(Sat)05:30:00 No.4940417

Anonymous (ID: 8JVdhiPm) 07/31/21(Sat)05:30:00 No.4940417

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4940414
E. Whisper sweet nothings into her ear

“I think there’s a little sidekick here to see you sis, he says he’s you biggest fan.”

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
07/31/21(Sat)05:35:27 No.4940422

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 07/31/21(Sat)05:35:27 No.4940422

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4940414
F. [insert own suggestion here]
Give her a honk.

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
07/31/21(Sat)05:36:50 No.4940423

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 07/31/21(Sat)05:36:50 No.4940423

>>4940422
based

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)05:40:48 No.4940424

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)05:40:48 No.4940424

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>>4940416

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)05:41:54 No.4940425

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)05:41:54 No.4940425

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4940424
the others are shaking out of it
why isn't she doing so

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)05:55:13 No.4940430

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)05:55:13 No.4940430

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>>4940425
Perhaps since she's always the one mind controlling other people with her singing, she doesn't have experience being the one controlled. So she's more vulnerable

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)05:56:12 No.4940431

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)05:56:12 No.4940431

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4940430
It couldn't be because she has such a crippling fear of....some...one...
Oh.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)06:05:32 No.4940434

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)06:05:32 No.4940434

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>>4940431
My god. It couldn't be....

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)06:06:41 No.4940435

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)06:06:41 No.4940435

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4940434
that's anon's fear

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)06:10:28 No.4940437

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)06:10:28 No.4940437

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>>4940435

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)06:11:47 No.4940439

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)06:11:47 No.4940439

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4940437
GO TO SHOTASNIFFER'S MIND NOW NOW NOW

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)06:15:26 No.4940442

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)06:15:26 No.4940442

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>>4940439
~~THERE IS NO ESCAPE.~~ ~~UNLESS YOU BUY SKYRIM~~

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)06:16:39 No.4940443

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)06:16:39 No.4940443

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4940442
>>4940439
>>4940439
>>4940439
AAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)06:18:54 No.4940450

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)06:18:54 No.4940450

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>>4940443
As anon is taken by the Great Todd Beast. OP must now leave to take a breaky break. Will return in like, 5 hours.

Maybe more

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
07/31/21(Sat)10:26:36 No.4940546

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 07/31/21(Sat)10:26:36 No.4940546

update: will definitely be more

~~like 12 hours~~

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
07/31/21(Sat)22:35:35 No.4941358

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 07/31/21(Sat)22:35:35 No.4941358

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4940546
more skyrim

Anonymous (ID: qQlTTOnX)
07/31/21(Sat)23:51:24 No.4941442

Anonymous (ID: qQlTTOnX) 07/31/21(Sat)23:51:24 No.4941442

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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4940450
Todd you misunderstood
~~we are all Todd~~

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/01/21(Sun)20:57:02 No.4942164

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/01/21(Sun)20:57:02 No.4942164

oh fuck I overslept

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
08/01/21(Sun)22:44:17 No.4942248

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 08/01/21(Sun)22:44:17 No.4942248

>>4942164
>overslept 1 whole day

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/01/21(Sun)22:46:42 No.4942249

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/01/21(Sun)22:46:42 No.4942249

>>4942248
dont judge me

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz)
08/01/21(Sun)22:56:59 No.4942256

Anonymous (ID: +0H1lVHz) 08/01/21(Sun)22:56:59 No.4942256

>>4942249
Thread

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/02/21(Mon)22:43:28 No.4943441

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/02/21(Mon)22:43:28 No.4943441

>>4942256
in 12 hours

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk)
08/03/21(Tue)21:22:29 No.4944492

Anonymous (ID: pR1RtKrk) 08/03/21(Tue)21:22:29 No.4944492

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4943441
OP took the long sleep.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)08:49:52 No.4945077

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)08:49:52 No.4945077

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4943441
todd owns us

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)09:22:28 No.4945093

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)09:22:28 No.4945093

>>4945077
Canon

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
08/04/21(Wed)09:23:40 No.4945094

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 08/04/21(Wed)09:23:40 No.4945094

>>4945093
Please I want funny skeletons.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)09:26:06 No.4945095

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)09:26:06 No.4945095

>>4945094
in a bit

like 30 minutes

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)09:55:53 No.4945105

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)09:55:53 No.4945105

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4945095
sure

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)10:15:12 No.4945113

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)10:15:12 No.4945113

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>>4945105
fuck

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)10:16:24 No.4945115

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)10:16:24 No.4945115

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4945113
go to siblings wondering what shotasniffer's fear is

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)10:27:34 No.4945129

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)10:27:34 No.4945129

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>>4945115
"I bet it's something dumb....like a little boy but with a huge man body or something"

"Or a man's head on a little boy body"

"Or maybe a giant crab

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)10:28:31 No.4945133

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)10:28:31 No.4945133

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4945129
it's dad

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)10:33:01 No.4945140

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)10:33:01 No.4945140

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>>4945133

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)10:35:49 No.4945144

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)10:35:49 No.4945144

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4945140
wonder how the fuck your heir turned out to be the daughter you tormented the most

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)10:42:49 No.4945151

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)10:42:49 No.4945151

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>>4945144
The torment was to make her stronger. So Shotasniffer being the heir was expected.

What you didn't expected was Quattro going down first.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)10:45:06 No.4945155

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)10:45:06 No.4945155

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4945151
maybe she needed more paddling and you staring at her while she slept, you don't know why most of your children tend to fear you

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
08/04/21(Wed)10:45:50 No.4945157

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 08/04/21(Wed)10:45:50 No.4945157

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4945151
Muse on what could have been if Quattro somehow won instead of Shotasniffer.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)10:46:29 No.4945159

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)10:46:29 No.4945159

>>4945157
alcohol weekends, everyday

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
08/04/21(Wed)10:47:28 No.4945163

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 08/04/21(Wed)10:47:28 No.4945163

>>4945159
Sounds like paradise.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)10:48:00 No.4945164

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)10:48:00 No.4945164

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>>4945157
Probably everything is now yellow-themed instead of red. And alcoholism on the island would be on the rise

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)10:49:25 No.4945167

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)10:49:25 No.4945167

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4945164
muse on the fact the only children who don't look like they want to run screaming when you show up are The Chosen One, Rasputin, and Lilly.
You think maybe there should have been more paddling for the rest when they grew up

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
08/04/21(Wed)10:50:07 No.4945168

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 08/04/21(Wed)10:50:07 No.4945168

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4945164
Muse on the fact that you really could go for a nice hot Bratwurst right now.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)10:51:28 No.4945172

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)10:51:28 No.4945172

>>4945167
>>4945168
and also that

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)10:58:02 No.4945184

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)10:58:02 No.4945184

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>>4945167
Perhaps your own experiences of being raised in a murder cult from ancient times has colored your perception wrong on how to raise children and your barbaric ancient tests of strength have no place in this modern era.

Or perhaps they're all babies

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
08/04/21(Wed)10:59:28 No.4945185

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 08/04/21(Wed)10:59:28 No.4945185

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4945184
Or maybe your just hungry and need some juicy fatty and smokey Bratwurst.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)11:04:06 No.4945195

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)11:04:06 No.4945195

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>>4945185
After all of this is settled, gonna ask the wife to make you a big dinner. Then sleep for like a week

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)11:04:44 No.4945199

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)11:04:44 No.4945199

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4945195
clearly babies
speaking of which, time to wake the big baby up

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)11:11:26 No.4945206

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)11:11:26 No.4945206

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>>4945199
"get down from there young lady"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)11:14:19 No.4945209

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)11:14:19 No.4945209

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4945206
AAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
08/04/21(Wed)11:15:08 No.4945212

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 08/04/21(Wed)11:15:08 No.4945212

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4945206
"No."

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)11:26:54 No.4945222

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)11:26:54 No.4945222

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>>4945212
Well aren't you just a bright ray of sunshine

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)11:30:32 No.4945226

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)11:30:32 No.4945226

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4945222
if you don't get down I will get the rod

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)11:33:15 No.4945227

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)11:33:15 No.4945227

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>>4945226
Behold.

A stick

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)11:34:11 No.4945229

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)11:34:11 No.4945229

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4945227
behold, the stick going up your bottom

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)11:35:58 No.4945232

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)11:35:58 No.4945232

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>>4945229
"Really anon?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)11:38:43 No.4945237

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)11:38:43 No.4945237

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4945232
no

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)11:43:51 No.4945240

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)11:43:51 No.4945240

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>>4945237

Anonymous (ID: I16QmzRC)
08/04/21(Wed)11:44:54 No.4945241

Anonymous (ID: I16QmzRC) 08/04/21(Wed)11:44:54 No.4945241

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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4945240
Duck.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)11:45:07 No.4945242

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)11:45:07 No.4945242

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4945240
>>4945241

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)11:50:04 No.4945249

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)11:50:04 No.4945249

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>>4945241

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)11:52:54 No.4945254

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)11:52:54 No.4945254

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4945249
horrible pain ensues
"and this is what I will do to you with the rod if you don't get down"

Anonymous (ID: I16QmzRC)
08/04/21(Wed)11:57:11 No.4945261

Anonymous (ID: I16QmzRC) 08/04/21(Wed)11:57:11 No.4945261

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4945249
Should've ducked

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)11:58:16 No.4945263

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)11:58:16 No.4945263

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>>4945254
As his daughter climbs down from the top of the screen. Lolisniffer thought to himself that perhaps he's been to hard on her. Perhaps he should give her some genuine words of encouragement. Perhaps he should tell her the truth of how legit proud he is of her.

Plus she doesn't seem to realize that he's projecting his actual self into here so she'll probably think it's a dream or something when she wakes up.

Anonymous (ID: I16QmzRC)
08/04/21(Wed)12:00:37 No.4945265

Anonymous (ID: I16QmzRC) 08/04/21(Wed)12:00:37 No.4945265

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4945263
A true man doesn't show emotions, off the cliff with here.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)12:00:57 No.4945266

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)12:00:57 No.4945266

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4945263
Do that then >>4945265

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)12:08:06 No.4945278

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)12:08:06 No.4945278

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>>4945266
"My wonderful daughter. I just want to tell you. That I am genuinely proud of the woman you have become, and I would have nobody else to be my heir"

"R-really dad?"

"Now off the cliff of dreams and into the chasm of consciousness with you"

"Wait waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-----"

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
08/04/21(Wed)12:11:11 No.4945285

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 08/04/21(Wed)12:11:11 No.4945285

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4945278
Wake up to Lily drawing penises on your face.

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)12:20:05 No.4945295

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)12:20:05 No.4945295

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>>4945285
"oh shit"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)12:22:32 No.4945300

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)12:22:32 No.4945300

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4945295
where's everyone else lilly

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
08/04/21(Wed)12:23:21 No.4945301

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 08/04/21(Wed)12:23:21 No.4945301

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4945295
"Uuhh Luke told me to do it."

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)12:29:54 No.4945308

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)12:29:54 No.4945308

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>>4945301

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)12:30:11 No.4945309

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)12:30:11 No.4945309

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4945308
>>4945300

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)12:40:21 No.4945315

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)12:40:21 No.4945315

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>>4945309
"Oh they're over in that chasm there, teaming up with mom and step-grandma to take down grandma. I'm the smallest and least noticeable so I was able to run back up here to check on you"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)12:42:49 No.4945317

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)12:42:49 No.4945317

>>4945315
Wait, chasm?

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)12:43:50 No.4945318

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)12:43:50 No.4945318

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4945315
>>4945317

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)12:47:11 No.4945322

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)12:47:11 No.4945322

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>>4945318
"Yeah. The fighting created a chasm. Grandma punched a giant hole into the moon"

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
08/04/21(Wed)12:49:59 No.4945325

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 08/04/21(Wed)12:49:59 No.4945325

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4945322
"Huh, Thats pretty cool, So how are they faring against her?"

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)12:51:01 No.4945327

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)12:51:01 No.4945327

>>4945322
Looks more like literally everyone came to fight against grandma
And they did

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)12:52:03 No.4945328

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)12:52:03 No.4945328

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4945322
>>4945325
>>4945327

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)12:53:34 No.4945331

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)12:53:34 No.4945331

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Rolled 9378 (1d12000)

>>4945325
Roll 2d1000

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o)
08/04/21(Wed)12:54:51 No.4945332

Anonymous (ID: peG/CN1o) 08/04/21(Wed)12:54:51 No.4945332

Rolled 587, 523 = 1110 (2d1000)

>>4945331
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: I16QmzRC)
08/04/21(Wed)12:54:56 No.4945333

Anonymous (ID: I16QmzRC) 08/04/21(Wed)12:54:56 No.4945333

Rolled 170, 325 = 495 (2d1000)

>>4945331
Not good, I'm guessing.

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)12:56:22 No.4945336

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)12:56:22 No.4945336

Rolled 923, 839 = 1762 (2d1000)

>>4945331
oof

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)13:03:02 No.4945344

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)13:03:02 No.4945344

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>>4945336
>>4945333
>>4945332
"uuuuuh, they've managed to contain her....for a bit at least. But last I checked they're not doing thaaat good"

hope nobody figures out that was supposed to only be a d2000 but OP slipped in a d12000 by accident

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)13:06:14 No.4945348

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)13:06:14 No.4945348

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4945344
Looks like she's fighting literally everyone alive

Anonymous (ID: I16QmzRC)
08/04/21(Wed)13:06:30 No.4945349

Anonymous (ID: I16QmzRC) 08/04/21(Wed)13:06:30 No.4945349

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4945344
You think we should help them or something?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/04/21(Wed)13:10:40 No.4945356

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/04/21(Wed)13:10:40 No.4945356

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>>4945349
"Yes. Let's get to it!" Then she picks you up and runs towards the fight.

WILL SHOTASNIFFER TURN THE TIDE AND FINALLY END THIS 2 YEAR LONG QUEST? WILL OP EVER STOP BEING LAZY? FIND OUT NEXT THREAD ON SKELETON ISLAND 2: EPISODE 25 - REVELATIONS

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g)
08/04/21(Wed)13:26:19 No.4945377

Anonymous (ID: 0+nzVw5g) 08/04/21(Wed)13:26:19 No.4945377

>>4945356
>2 years

Oh no no no that can't be true

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/04/21(Wed)17:41:02 No.4945642

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/04/21(Wed)17:41:02 No.4945642

>>4945356
>picks you up
WOAH SHE'S STRONG

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
08/07/21(Sat)05:30:19 No.4948532

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 08/07/21(Sat)05:30:19 No.4948532

where's OP and next thread at?

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/07/21(Sat)05:46:11 No.4948538

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/07/21(Sat)05:46:11 No.4948538

>>4948532
In your restless dreams

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
08/07/21(Sat)05:47:07 No.4948539

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 08/07/21(Sat)05:47:07 No.4948539

>>4948538
how about a new thread right now

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/07/21(Sat)06:29:51 No.4948558

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/07/21(Sat)06:29:51 No.4948558

>>4948539
It was not meant to be

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H)
08/07/21(Sat)06:30:11 No.4948559

Anonymous (ID: J9U9Gs8H) 08/07/21(Sat)06:30:11 No.4948559

>>4948558
it is meant to be
I just think you're being lazy, OP
get on with it

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/07/21(Sat)08:29:04 No.4948604

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/07/21(Sat)08:29:04 No.4948604

>>4948559
in 2 days

maybe

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/09/21(Mon)08:02:35 No.4951002

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/09/21(Mon)08:02:35 No.4951002

>>4948604
Maybe so

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/10/21(Tue)11:16:20 No.4952401

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/10/21(Tue)11:16:20 No.4952401

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4948604
the twelve

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/10/21(Tue)11:23:00 No.4952402

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/10/21(Tue)11:23:00 No.4952402

>>4952401
oh shit

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O)
08/10/21(Tue)11:25:44 No.4952406

Anonymous (ID: Px6N8Q3O) 08/10/21(Tue)11:25:44 No.4952406

>>4952402
oh

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ)
08/10/21(Tue)11:47:27 No.4952423

Anonymous (ID: rn4jUpyZ) 08/10/21(Tue)11:47:27 No.4952423

>>4952419
>>4952419

Shieet

Anonymous (ID: y9B34Wm/)
08/10/21(Tue)15:02:08 No.4952644

Anonymous (ID: y9B34Wm/) 08/10/21(Tue)15:02:08 No.4952644

Loving this art.

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