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>>4854967
Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

The day of Chilli’s wedding had finally arrived! And after a few minor disturbances the wedding finally happened. Chilli and Megumin were wed, with both families and the entire Crimson Demon village present as witness. But as we rejoin Karn, another happy wedding involving your family has just been crashed.

“Ceremony’s over, time for you demons to go home.” the familiar voice of Trunks calls out, Trunks reappearing in a flash of light. But this time he isn’t alone, flanked by his old goon squad with several new faces as well. You sigh and rise up to your feet, throwing your suit coat off.
“How many times will it take!?” you roar, power exploding as you transform into your Ascended Berserker state. Lightning dances around your aura as you don’t stop there, releasing the demonic seal as you explode off the ground. Closing the distance between the two of you almost instantly, you slam your fist into his jaw and launch Trunks back through his allies, staggering and bowling them all over as he’s sent flying away. “For you to learn your fucking lesson, boy?!”

As you bellow in raw frustration, dozens of powerlevels suddenly spike from among your family and allies around you. Highest among them is of course Future Chaya’s, you feeling her Apex power absolutely dwarfing everyone else among your side.

“RRRAAAAA!!” one of the Time Patrollers roar, blasting several of the others off him to reveal the Time Patrol’s Primal Vegeta. He blasts up off the ground at you, but before his fist reaches you a golden blur intercepts him. “What?!”
“Oh, I don’t think so.” Freeza says, Golden form shining gloriously as he brings his right foot up into Vegeta’s face and sends him flying. “Shyaaaaa!!”
“Tch! RRRAAAAA!!” Vegeta roars, firing a powerful green beam down at the both of you. But it’s useless, you activating your Barrier and shielding the both of you from it. Vegeta’s emerald beam slams into your shield, but your Barrier is too strong for his energy to pierce through and Vegeta ends the attack after a second or two.
“Let’s do this.” Freeza says, you nodding to him, both turning as you hear a shout.
“Times! THIRTY!!” Hyoka shouts, crimson aura blazing around her as she uses that power-multiplying technique. You watch as she explodes towards the both of you, you ending your Barrier in anticipation of fighting but she stops suddenly. You watch as she begins looking around wildly, eyes wide with panic. Her sudden stop catches the other Time Patrollers by surprise, but you recognize what’s happening as she begins swinging her fists around wildly. Almost as if surrounded by unseen enemies. It may have been awhile, but you remember what your half-demon son’s Stand can do to someone. She’s not going to be a threat now.
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>>4854971
“HRRYAAAAAA!!” Meloka roars, having lept above you and Freeza and swinging her blades back and forth. She sends a barrage of her Ki Needles down at the Time Patrol, who all scramble to avoid the attack. All of them but Hyoka, who’s still battling the illusions conjured by Dark Rider.
“Hyoka move!!” Trunks shouts, dashing to his lady friend and grabbing her arm. Before she can react he pitches her back, the halfbreed disappearing as Meloka’s needles explode. Trunks’ ki vanished as they exploded and covers him in fire and smoke, for just a moment think she’d actually killed him. But if there’s one thing you know about that cockroach, it takes more than that to kill him. After a second or two the smoke is blasted away, revealing Trunks in his Super Saiyan God form. “This doesn’t have to happen. Stand down, and go back to your own-“

“HAAAA!!” Tatsu roars, your old man having snuck close and launches himself at the redheaded bastard. With a small ki blade around his one remaining fist he swings, blade aimed for Trunks’ head. The Time Patroller turns, holding his hand up and blasts your old man away with a simple shockwave, not even touching him. Tatsu is blasted back away from Trunks to smash back-first into one of Chilli’s crystal pillars, then flops to the ground. Unmoving.

“No...Tatsu...!” you say, shocked. “You....You bastard! You’re...Gonna...PAAAAAY!!”

Your energy surges, demonic ki blasting everyone nearby away as your rage explodes! Before Trunks can regain his footing you launch off the ground at him, grabbing his entire head in your right hand and smashing him down into the ground. You lift and slam Trunks down over and over again, making a crater with his skull before standing back up. Trunks groggily reaches back to draw his sword, but you’re not giving him that chance. You clamp down and squeeze with all your Berserker might, feeling his skull groaning in protest.

“HRRAAAAAA!!!” you roar, and with a final, herculean effort crush his skull. Bone and gore splatter everywhere, that bastard’s lifeless corpse dropping at your feet to the sudden, shocked silence of absolutely everyone present. Chest heaving in rage you turn your murderous glare on the other Time Patrollers, who’re all frozen in shock. And that just leaves you with one question:

Who’s next?
>Vegeta, a fellow Saiyan should know better, and he’s going to pay for what his son did!
>Buula. You remember how big a threat that Majin can be, especially after absorbing her fallen allies. Best remove her first
>Kakarot. Best eliminate him before he and Vegeta can fuse, and make a warrior able to stop Chaya’s Apex
>Hyoka, make her pay for Trunks’ mistake too. That’s what she gets for supporting him
>Just stand there, and destroy whoever is foolish enough to try you next

Jesus christ karn.

>>4854974
>>Kakarot. Best eliminate him before he and Vegeta can fuse, and make a warrior able to stop Chaya’s Apex
Also because taking out goku will scare the ever living shit out of the rest of them because its a complete twist to what they are used too.

>Buula. You remember how big a threat that Majin can be, especially after absorbing her fallen allies. Best remove her first

>>4854974
>Kakarot. Best eliminate him before he and Vegeta can fuse, and make a warrior able to stop Chaya’s Apex
Let's stop this

>>4854974
>Vegeta, a fellow Saiyan should know better, and he’s going to pay for what his son did!

>>4854974
>Buula. You remember how big a threat that Majin can be, especially after absorbing her fallen allies. Best remove her first.
Oh yeah, time for payback

>>4854980
I did say you wouldn’t want to miss this one. And he made the ultimate mistake combination

>>4854993
your not wrong, trunks managed to job even harder then usual, it was probably the negative modifiers at work but thats actually impressive.

>>4854993
The boy fucked up twofold.
>Didn't do his research
>Fucked with the only thing Karn cares about
He should have known better, and I hope all he remembers is his skull splitting apart when the SKoT brings his sorry ass back.

>>4854974
Tough choices all around, but I think Buula is the most dangerous if she's left to stick around long.

>>4854974
>>4854988
Fuck it, changing to this.
>Buula. You remember how big a threat that Majin can be, especially after absorbing her fallen allies. Best remove her first
The quicker we get her out of the way, the better.
Today is the day they understand the difference between rent-a-cops and honest to God killers.

>>4854998
yeah but killing goku off would probably traumatize their entire group because mind you ALL time warriors pretty much agree as long as gokus around shits ok, and if he went down as bad as the boy does that will probably hard traumatize the lot of them, up to and including vegeta.

>>4855004
Yeah but that's assuming we can. Goku's not like trunks, he's in a whole different league, and in the meantime Buula can keep buffing, or kai forbid absorb one of our kids and peace out, basically kidnapping them.

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>>4854974

>>4854974
>Buula. You remember how big a threat that Majin can be, especially after absorbing her fallen allies. Best remove her first

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>>4855021
Yes

>>4855012
yeah but Goku is probably easier to kill then the fucking buuling which is why i recommended it.

>>4854974
>Buula. You remember how big a threat that Majin can be, especially after absorbing her fallen allies. Best remove her first

>>4855032
>yeah but Goku is probably easier to kill then the fucking buuling which is why i recommended it.
Divine Dragon Force is the eternal equalizer my friend.
Better we use it on somebody who has more openings before they remember we have a stand.

Rolled 8, 54, 10, 62, 64, 38, 79, 66, 98, 15, 9, 43, 89, 83, 44, 80, 7, 2, 9, 17 = 877 (20d100)

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>>4855036
Buula. You remember how big a threat that Majin can be, especially after absorbing her fallen allies. Best remove her first wins it! Alright, let’s keep this going, roll me a 4d100.
First DC: 60
Second DC: 80
Third DC: ??
Fourth DC: 60

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Rolled 31, 31, 49, 51 = 162 (4d100)

>>4855042
That's a lot of dice.

Rolled 55, 56, 17, 93 = 221 (4d100)

>>4855042
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rolled 98, 25, 39, 92 = 254 (4d100)

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Rolled 81, 54, 43, 79 = 257 (4d100)

>>4855046
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>>4855049
98/100, 56/100, 49/100, 93/100. Two successes, a failure, and a mystery. Interesting, writing

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>>4854974
“Oh....Oh god.”
“He just-!”
“Momma look!”
“Impossible!”
“Su-Such power...”
“I-I think I’m gonna be sick.”

You hear several of wedding guests say in whispered tones, moments before hearing one of them hurling from somewhere behind you. But none of that matters, all your focus is on the Time Patrollers around you. Or more specifically, the pink one. You still remember what happened last time, when that monster absorbed the fallen Trunks and Hyoka to get an insane power boost that nearly killed both you and Chilli. No way in hell are you giving that creature a chance to try that again!

“HAAAA!!” you roar, firing an energy wave into Trunks’ corpse. Your blast disintegrates him completely, surprisingly leaving only his sword behind. Must be magic of some sort on that thing.
“You bastard!!” Hyoka roars furiously, crimson aura again blazing as she tries attacking you. But Meloka’s faster, your wife’s Ki Needles forcing the slightly bigger Time Patrol woman back and away from you. The sudden explosion of violence kicks everyone back into gear, several fighters shouting and rushing headlong into battle. But your gaze is fixated on the Majin, ground shattering beneath your feet as you launch yourself forward.

“GRRYAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, closing the distance between you and Buula. Her eyes widen even further in surprise, your ki-clad fist crashing right into her face and exploding. The blast destroys her head completely, the headless Majin’s body surprising you by immediately retaliating with a right of her own for your face. Your own eyes widen in surprise, but before you can even think about it your body simply moves. Your upper body twists clockwise, Buula’s fist sailing right past you harmlessly as you gather ki into both fists. “HAAAAAAAA!!”

You slam your left hand’s ki into the Majin’s side, energy exploding and launching what’s left of her back away from you. As her body tumbles through the air you focus, shaping your right hand’s ki into an Energy Javelin and launch it after her. Your spear impales the Majin, exploding and consuming it’s body seemingly completely. But after a few seconds you see little pieces of it all begin reforming, the Majin’s body reconstructing itself.

“You bastard!” she shouts, white aura exploding up around her as her power multiplies over hundreds of times. “You’re gonna pay for what you did to Trunks!”

She then kicks at you from dozens of feet away, you wondering what she’s doing when suddenly her leg stretches! It closes the distance between you both and crashes into your gut, you wincing as her blow winds you.
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>>4855153
“Gah-!” you exhale, Buula un-stretching herself back at you. Before you can recover, her forehead crashes against yours, knocking you back away.
“DIE! Kamehame-!!” she shouts, gathering a terrifying amount of power between her hands, then throws the azure beam at you with a roar. “HAAAAAA!!”

“Dammit!” you think, trying to form your Barrier to stop her sudden blast. But your body is still too stunned by the impact, her beam taking you head-on. You push back against it, trying to push her beam away with raw power but it’s not working. So you gather ki into your hands, energy meeting energy and exploding. “GRRRRAAAAAAA!!”

KABOOM

As the dust settles you’re still standing, chest heaving as you catch your breath from the earlier kick.

“I’ll kill you!!” she shouts, energy flaring as she prepares to go on the attack again. You’d forgotten just how strong the Majin’s regeneration is, you’re gonna have to step up your game to take this monster down.

But how will you do this?
>Final Flash, overwhelm the Majin and obliterate it completely
>Event Horizon, make an inescapable blast that will destroy even the smallest piece of this Majin
>Use your unnamed Final Flash + Piercing Fist move, destroy whatever defense this monster can throw up
>Divine Dragon Force. One good punch is all you hopefully need to end this monster
>Other(write in)

>>4855155
I forget but Buu's can't be one shot by dragon force right? We have to destroy her completely the normal way?

>>4855155
>Divine Dragon Force. One good punch is all you hopefully need to end this monster

>>4855155
>Event Horizon, make an inescapable blast that will destroy even the smallest piece of this Majin
We haven't done one of this in a while and it never gets old.

>>4855162
You haven’t used Divine Dragon Force against a Majin before. You don’t know what’ll happen.

>>4855155
>>Divine Dragon Force. One good punch is all you hopefully need to end this monster
First time for everything then

>>4855155
>Divine Dragon Force. One good punch is all you hopefully need to end this monster
I dunno what'll happen, but I'm sure she'll hate it

>>4855155
>Divine Dragon Force. One good punch is all you hopefully need to end this monster
If DDF hits her and there is one piece of her left that is separate from the main body that Karn hits she may be able to regenerate from the small fragment. The larger main part that took hit from DDF will disintegrate. That's my guess. Now we will find out.

>>4855155
>DDF!

>>4855155
>Divine Dragon Force. One good punch is all you hopefully need to end this monster

I remember there being a moment where we told the skot that we would become her greatest enemy if she kept interfering in our family or something like that. But I can't find it in the archives. Was going to try and quote it again of she shows up.

>>4855155
>Divine Dragon Force. One good punch is all you hopefully need to end this monster
I'M FUCKING LATE! Car troubles, but I am here for KARNAGE!

Rolled 2, 29, 60, 59, 79, 44, 74, 7, 27, 13, 18, 96, 74, 80, 45, 30, 54, 29, 37, 81 = 938 (20d100)

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>>4855188
Divine Dragon Force. One good punch is all you hopefully need to end this monster wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC: 50
Second DC: ??
Third DC: 75

Rolled 62, 43, 77 = 182 (3d100)

>>4855194
I am filled with hate.

Rolled 80, 14, 77 = 171 (3d100)

>>4855194
It's time to show them the true meaning of fear.

Rolled 74, 71, 62 = 207 (3d100)

>>4855194
BOOOOI

>>4855198
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>>4855199
Great job, dubs too for the special success

>>4855201
Feels good, got my water pumped replaced on the side of the highway, I want some Time Bitches to hurt!

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>>4855199
80/100, 71/100, Dub 77/100. Well, that’s another Patroller down. Writing.

>>4855206
I’ve been there before, feel your pain anon

>>4855197
>>4855198
Double 77 on a third DC. That is something special.

>>4855210
Its done, and so is Pinky. MAIM, KILL, BURN, SPINES FOR THE MONKEY DEMON GOD!

>>4855217
now if they haven't fused yet can we please for the love of god kill goku now before shit actually gets hard?

>>4855227
fffiine, let us hope his chronic jobbing disorder hasn't stopped working.

>>4855227
Save Geeters for last so he can spend longer staring at his technically-son's corpse?

I just want to kill them all.

>>4855249
we atomized the corpse

>>4855227
Sure, Goku can die next, but only if we start screaming at all of them, asking why can they not resist crashing our families weddings.

>>4855255
There's still a smear.

>>4855249
Can you imagine how happy Mechikabura is right now? The last thing he wants is us siding with Supreme Kai of Time. What is happening right now is making this possibility more distant.
>>4855258
I think there is really nothing left but the crater and sword.

>>4855258
A "streak of failure" if you will.
>>4855268
>Can you imagine how happy Mechikabura is right now?
I better get a wedding gift ready, maybe something to deal with those pesky time patrollers..

>>4855268
>>4855276
>tfw mechi shows up
>"Oh hey, just wanted to pop in really quick and say congratulations."
>that's literally al he does and leaves
It's a foolproof plan. The TP might have thought of it if they weren't chock fucking full of morons.

>>4855282
>Thought
>Time Patrol
Pick one and only one.

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>>4855227
>before shit actually gets hard
What if they call some sort of emergency backup. People like Brucol will show up.

>>4855314
yeah but if the SKoT actually is applying herself today mentally at least she could very well use this as the factor of how everyone on her time patrol got cocky as shit and thought they could easily solo this. for example vegeta and trunks got really fucking cocky about this shit and now they get wrecked by it, where at least with dealing with karn the worst they get is dying and being told off for being shit people, vs say perma dying from various other things such as mechikabura.

>>4855314
They die screaming too, Karn has come with the wrath of a vengeful mortal god. There is no mercy in this place.

>>4855319
aw fuck this is gonna be a repeat of the amaya shitshow where karn literally keeps beating everyones ass until he tires out from just sheer numbers and gets captured by the fucking time loli again isn't it?

>>4855318
Sounds wise, perhaps she will do it to teach them a lesson.

>>4855320
>beats everyone to death - twice
>they are finally wearing him down
>mechi shows up
"Thanks for distracting them so long, aaaand done. Okay Time Nest is gone."

>>4855320
We are killing them at full power now, if the keep coming over the bodies they're moral will break. Because at the end of the day, they're all fucking cowards, and we can give them our full, undivided, attention.

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>>4855155
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Aqk7x_w1H98

“BUU! LA! KILL! YOU! DEAD!” she shouts, and with each syllable spits out something white from her mouth. Each one seems to be infused with ki, and after a couple seconds they all form into ghostly versions of Buula herself! “GO GHOSTS!!”

“KEEEHEHEHEE!!” they all shouts, immediately streaking over towards you. Something about these aberrations has you worried, and decide not to let them touch you. Gathering your ki into your right fist, you pull it back then pitch the ball of energy forward. Your Scattershot bursts into dozens of blasts, catching her unorthodox attackers and detonating each of them. As the blast is still raging Buula charges through, body bound up tight into a ball and headed right for you!

“Shit!” you shout, narrowly avoiding the Majin ball as she streaks past you at full speed. You hear her strike something or someone, and as you turn see her ricocheting back towards you. Planting your feet, you pull your right fist back while summoning your Stand. Divine Dragon Force materializes around your right arm, bellowing in challenge at the approaching Majin. “You ready?”
“Let’s do this.” your Stand replies, and you launch yourself towards the Majin. “GWROOOOAAAAAR!!”
“HRRRRYAAAAAAAA!!” you roar as well, the two of you meeting the Time Patroller’s charge head on. Your fist slams into the compacted Majin’s head, and to your surprise her power while all balled up actually manages to match your own and stopping your charge. However, she wasn’t ready for Divine Dragon Force. Your Stand pierces right through her with ease, wrapping around her body several times so she can’t escape. Her eyes widen in shock, now clearly able to see your Stand herself.

“Wh-What?” she says, simply confused by what she’s seeing. Clearly not realizing she’s already dead.
“Begone.” Divine Dragon Force says in it’s deep, bassy voice, eyes flashing. And before your eyes, the Majin begins swiftly disintegrating into light.
“No, stop! Please, I don’t wanna-!!” she shouts, panicking at her sudden end. But then she’s gone, no trace of her ki remaining.
“GWRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAR!!!” Divine Dragon Force roars triumphantly into the sky, wrapping itself back around your arm before vanishing once more. That’s two down. Now, who’s next?
cont

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>>4855329
“No way. You... You fuckin’ Hakai’d her!? Oh shit, let’s do this!” you hear someone shout, turning and seeing what looks like someone who could be Freeza’s cousin standing there. With uneven horns and a plate covering most of his face, you get the distinct impression this one won’t be quite as easy as the last two. You take your stance, when suddenly the being roars, disappearing in a flash of golden light. And sure enough, much like Freeza this being has taken on his Golden form as well. “Wouldn’t let that happen to me though. Golden time!”

How do you handle this one?
>Rush and attack with Djem So and beat him down, despite it’s Golden form you’re still physically stronger
>Defend, let it come at you. Then when you find an opening, break him
>Super Ki Blade and rush, try cutting him down
>Keep at range, use your lethal ki attacks to end this quick
>Rush in, go for the grab and Grinder him
>Try going for Divine Dragon Force again
>Other(write in)

>>4855336
>Rush and attack with Djem So and beat him down, despite it’s Golden form you’re still physically stronger

"NO GOD HAS THIS POWER, FOOL. DIE LIKE THE REST OF YOUR IDIOT FRIENDS!"

>>4855336
>Rush and attack with Djem So and beat him down, despite it’s Golden form you’re still physically stronger

>>4855329
We need a bonus against enemies with pink at this rate.
>>4855336
this>>4855342
TIME FOR THE SPEECH OF DEPRESSION!

>>4855347
>We need a bonus against enemies with pink at this rate.
This is only the first time you’ve ever won against a Majin

>>4855336
>>Rush and attack with Djem So and beat him down, despite it’s Golden form you’re still physically stronger
time to slap down a frieza wannabe.

>>4855354
Meh, hatred for Pink then?

>>4855336
>>Keep at range, use your lethal ki attacks to end this quick

>>4855336
>>Rush and attack with Djem So and beat him down, despite it’s Golden form you’re still physically stronger

>>4855336
>Rush and attack with Djem So and beat him down, despite it’s Golden form you’re still physically stronger

>>4855320
>>4855319
Interesting concept, maybe this will happen like that. But, the possible capture of Karn and others may not go so smooth. There are now some hard to predict factors in the game. Such as:
>Mechikabura
>Dumplin
>even Fu
I'm nearly certain they are watching this live. This situation may produce circumstances that may be tempting for them to interfere somehow.
>>4855324
Getting rid of Time Nest would not be that easy, right? Though certainly Mechi is thinking about getting something for himself out of this situation.

>>4855380
Dumplin is clearly watching this cheering on karn just ripping assholes apart.
Fu is probably annoyed at the time patrol dying to easily because of karns ability to be extremely proficient at the art of murder.
Mechikabura might very well try to steal something from the time nest while this is going on since Chronoa threw a bunch of hard hitters of her's at this weddingup to and including i'm seriously surprised Jiren hasn't shown his face yet.

>>4855336
>>Rush and attack with Djem So and beat him down, despite it’s Golden form you’re still physically stronger

Rolled 72, 4, 29, 2, 45, 93, 82, 36, 29, 60, 52, 92, 79, 21, 99, 11, 97, 79, 5, 62 = 1049 (20d100)

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>>4855400
Rush and attack with Djem So and beat him down, despite it’s Golden form you’re still physically stronger wins it. Roll me a 5d100
1st DC: 40
2nd DC: 70
3rd DC: 60
4th DC: ??
5th DC: 80(no critfail)

Rolled 27, 21, 62, 84, 72 = 266 (5d100)

>>4855409

Rolled 39, 34, 58, 63, 18 = 212 (5d100)

>>4855409

Rolled 77, 83, 43, 74, 85 = 362 (5d100)

>>4855409
m a d

Rolled 29, 49, 26, 13, 39 = 156 (5d100)

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Rolled 36, 18, 15, 91, 70 = 230 (5d100)

>>4855409
Let's hope this one puts up a better fight.

>>4855409
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>>4855414
WOOO, aside from the 4th maybe, all passed

>>4855411
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>>4855414
Great.
>77, 83, 62, 84, 85

>>4855416
Expecting too much, we are Pissed Dad at Wedding Mode. God sent them to die here.

>>4855422
Possibly flawless.

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77/100, 83/100, 62/100, 84/100, 85/100. And here I’d thought this fight would actually be more than one round of combat. Writing!

>>4855442
He wasn't prepared for the sudden shift to Djem-So, was he?

>>4855430
Yes.
>>4855397
This all sounds plausible. Especially last part since recently we had a visit from Mechikabura and he arrived only to test his stealth magic against Karn's detection abilities.

>>4855444
No one expects the big dumb angry beatstick to stop and cross counter the fuck outta them. Too bad they forget he's not entirely dumb. TOO BAD FOR YOU!

>>4855442
GD, you should know by now Karn gets massive hidden buffs when the time patrol tries to trash something they shouldn't, such as a wedding.

>>4855442
>Papa absolutely fucking livid that his kids wedding is being crashed
>Spineless and soon to be despined idiots not being absolutely decimated.
You know Karn's history of being a pissed motherfucker when TP ruins weddings, now they hurt his dad. There is no god here, only a Master of Death. And his equally pissed son.

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>>4855336
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m4lUrsL5e5g

“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, blasting towards the Golden Time Patroller. He starts flying towards you, but right as you swing he vanishes!
“Behi-SHIT!!” he shouts, you spinning around and slam a left backfist into his gold-plated jaw. “What the fuck? Asshole!!”

You dodge the Patroller’s left, then the right, and follow up with a quick one-two jab of your own. Your punches stagger the fighter, who takes a couple steps back to try and find his balance.

“Finger Beams!!” the golden fighter shouts, firing a beam from each hand your way. You leap over both of them, clearly to the Time Patroller’s surprise, and slam a heavy right into his jaw that knocks him off his feet. “GUAH!!”
“RRRAAAAA!!” you roar, following up your right with a left uppercut to his gut, then another right to his left temple that sends him spinning. But the Patroller isn’t done yet, twisting and kicking for your head. But his attack is too slow, blocking it by raising your right arm and taking the hit on your forearm.
“WHAT?!!” he shouts, you then slamming your right fist into his jaw and smash the gold-plated Patroller down into the crystal ground. It shatters, golden body bouncing from the impact.

“HAAAAAAAAA!!!” you bellow, rushing after him and closing the distance in an instant. Before the disoriented patrolled can react, you bury your left fist square into his gut. Blood and spittle spray as the shockwave from your punch shatters the crystals beneath you both ever further out. With this patroller completely at your mercy you unload, firing a flurry of devastating, heavy blows meant to break through a guard. However, against a stunned target not defending themselves, each of your titanic blows rocks the golden Patroller. After a few dozen blows you feel his energy suddenly plummet, and with a final, powerful left to the jaw punch him away. His gold streaks behind as he flies away, reverting back down to his base form as he slides to a stop. That’s another one down, but not out yet. Knowing they have those magical healing beans, you can’t afford to let him lay. So you charge after him, gathering your energy into your right fist to erase a third fighter. “HAAAAAAA!!”

“TRY SOMETHING!”
cont

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>>4855548
“SHIT!” you shout, seeing a handful of powerful energy pointed right at you. With only a second’s thought you change course, stomping down to launch yourself skyward. But to your surprise, he doesn’t follow you or fire his attack after you. Instead he lets the energy fade, drawing one of those beans from his glove and turning towards his downed ally. He’s going to heal him! “Oh no you don’t!”

Bringing your right hand to your forehead you focus exclusively on the orange-headed fighter’a ki, and as he lowered his hand you teleport. One moment you’re in the air, and the next appear right before him.

“No!” you shout, kicking his hand with a thrusting left kick. You see the bean fly out of his hand as you kick the arm back away, then twist and fire off with a follow up right back kick. Your blow knocks him off balance; the muscular, black and red suited fighter sliding back away from you and the downed Patroller for over a dozen feet before stopping. “I won’t let you.”
“Yo, just tryin’ to give this man his lunch!” the warrior says, rising back up to his full height. “Let him eat!”
“No.” you reply, and without taking your eyes off him stomp down, feeling something give in the formerly Golden Time Patroller. And you feel his flagging ki start dropping further, so had to be something critical. “Not one of you bastards are leaving this place alive.”

“Oh yeah?” he replies, exuding confidence as his aura blazes up around him. And to your dismay, he’s clearly stronger than you. And not just by a little bit, even with the Supervillain power coursing through your veins. This one will be a lot tougher than the last few fighters. “If you think you can take me down, then come on over and try something.”

What now?
>Rush and attack with Su Ma, so him being physically stronger won’t make much of a difference
>Defend, let him come at you. Then when you find an opening, break him
>Super Ki Blade and rush, try cutting him down. Hopefully your sword will give you the edge you need to win
>Keep at range, use your lethal ki attacks to end this as quick as possible
>Rush in, go in and try to get the grab to Grinder him into oblivion
>Try going for Divine Dragon Force once more
>Other(write in)

>>4855549
>Use the Bloodstone and try to go to maximum strength, then rush!

>>4855549
>Super Ki Blade and rush, try cutting him down. Hopefully your sword will give you the edge you need to win

>>4855549
>Super Ki Blade and rush, try cutting him down. Hopefully your sword will give you the edge you need to win

>>4855549
>>Rush and attack with Su Ma, so him being physically stronger won’t make much of a difference
fight smarter not harder guys, i wanna keep energy in case this continues going the way of the amaya case, theres gonna be more idiots jumping out of the woodwork.

>>4855567
That's a good point. Changing my vote to this

>>4855549
>>Defend, let him come at you. Then when you find an opening, break him
Remember everyone this guy is a big Counter Attack fag. We need to bait him into attacking so he can’t reflect our own Counter.

>>4855549
>Grab him and give him the Grinder.
Try something with a comman grab.

A bit late of an idea, but can we 2v1 him with meloka like we did with the arbiter?

>>4855549
>Finish the downed patroller fully with one more stomp
>>Rush and attack with Su Ma, so him being physically stronger won’t make much of a difference

Since we’re tied, leaving it open another ten minutes before I roll tiebreaker

>>4855616
I'm pretty sure we have 3 for Rush, no?

>>4855549
>>4855557
>Rush and attack with Su Ma, so him being physically stronger won’t make much of a difference
Changing to this

>>4855616
Switching this >>4855595
to this>>4855614
No survivors.

>>4855549
>>Defend, let him come at you. Then when you find an opening, break him


Guys, we’re in Berserker. Su Ma works better when we’re smaller. We should take advantage of the fact we’re huge, and thus harder to launch than we should be for our power.

>>4855627
Power difference is too great.

Sidenote GD, what are the rest of our allies doing? I notice there hasn’t been much mention of Chilli, Frieza or Meloka shredding anyone, even though just Chaya should be enough to hold back their Vegeta and Kakarot.

>>4855632
Honestly, we're probably tunnel visioning due to rage but Meloka should be busy with Hyota and Frieza with Vegeta, leaving Chaya either with the elites or Goku or both

>>4855553
>>4855554
>>4855557
>>4855567
>>4855572
>>4855573
>>4855595
>>4855614
>>4855621
>>4855623
>>4855627
Looks like going for Su Ma to compensate for the power gap wins it. Let’s see how this works, roll me another 3d100.
First DC: 70
Second DC: 50
Third DC: 90(no critfail)

>>4855632
>what are the rest of our allies doing?
Fighting off the rest of them. And Future Chaya’s having a harder time than you’d think.

Rolled 27, 91, 45 = 163 (3d100)

>>4855642

Rolled 18, 39, 79 = 136 (3d100)

>>4855642

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Rolled 77, 55, 54 = 186 (3d100)

>>4855642
Only 3 dice? He must not have any tricks up his sleeve.
I respect it.

>>4855651
Nice save

Bless you for that roll.

Rolled 32, 96, 68 = 196 (3d100)

>>4855642
Rolling late for funsies

Watch me waste this hundo

Rolled 86, 29, 1 = 116 (3d100)

Fucking captcha
>>4855663
Might as well, see if I purge bad luck.

>>4855668
Thank you god and Kek.

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>>4855644
>>4855647
>>4855651
77/100, 91/100, 79/100. Two successes and a failure, you’re able to fight him. However....Well you’ll see. Writing.

Rolled 23, 92, 84, 30, 20, 16, 73, 28, 91, 32 = 489 (10d100)

critfailfag here, checking to see if i should roll in this thread

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>>4855677
>However...

One of these days we really should fight Xeno Goku one-on-one just to see how we stack up.

>>4855692
What if we got him on our side by telling him to stop attacking our family when all they want to do is survive. He's fought for causes much lesser than that.

>>4855677
However he decides to keep on fucking around and exponentially increases the amount of pain he's gonna feel.

>>4855703
He's against our methods and doesn't get the changes we did in this universe, plus Pink Bitch has been feeding him shit for awhile, Vegeta should know better, but his Pride is crippling.

>>4855709
Yeah, I know. It's a shame Chaya didn't hang out with him and do that "let's share our entire personal history" thing with him that happens so often in DB, but then again that usually ends in recruiting the barer to Goku's side.

>>4855716
Not this time, Pink Bitch kept them separated. Goku would help her in a hot minuet if they talked long enough. If he wasn't mind wiped a few times he accidentally found out.

My favorite part about all this? I could see so easily how it could have gone so much better for the Boi. Things weren't atall unreasonable at first!
>"Oh, hell, there's a dark emptiness in Karn's universe that we can't see into. Probably Towa's work...I don't WANT to go there, but I have a job to do."
>Pops in the first time
>Sees what's going on.
>"Oh, shit, this is a wedding not a meeting of the Legion of Doom, I am SO sorry, I'll give you guys some time!"
>wait for the ceremony to end, plus a few extra hours for reception and whatnot to wind down
So far, reasonable enough. But then, all he had to do was wait for the shadow dimension to disperse, see if everyone had left, and then POLITELY pop in again by himself to say "Listen, Karn, I know you want to spend time with your family, but this DOES cause super huge problems for the timelines. Everyone needs to go home after the bar closes. I'm hoping this won't come to anything more than this talk, but you know I HAVE to say something. And for what little it's worth, pass my congratulations to your son?"
If that doesn't work, sure, come back in ready to rumble. But, NOPE, he thinks he's Billy Badass now, and he's going to make the nightmare feel fear! So now, instead of only getting grumbling, a few snide remarks about how weak his human half has made him, and a STARE - MAYBE a slice of cake if he was a good disappointment to his race - the Boi got his skull powdered and disassembled to his component particles...all because he decided he didn't need to fear the genociding avatar of murder.

>>4855738
Therapy, not even once for Saiyans. Except for our bros, Trunks is just a dumbass that refuses to learn a lesson. Literally nobody baring his Androids, whom were mostly just fucking around like asshats, and Cell for the little time he saw him, were killers. Nobody else comes close to Karn's kill count, except OG Broly. Barely, and that is with no skill beyond natural talent.

>>4855738
>Hey SKoT how'd I die? All I remember is getting my head bashed on the ground until I couldn't think anymore and then I woke up here.
>Uh, yeah, uh here's the recording of it. Are you sure you wanna watch?
>Of course, how bad could it b- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4855746
The first three slams, he was concussed, the next six he was blacking out a bit, then when he thinks he can get back up, with his brains leaking out his ears, squish is the last thing that goes through his mind. Pain so sharp he can't comprehend it before darkness.

>>4855746
I so badly want to see how much THIS fucks him up mentally. I mean, of all the most ridiculously brutal, demeaning ways to go!
>Okay, Karn can kill me with ki, par for the course, he's a powerful warrior.
>He can cut me in half, fair enough, ki blades are no joke.
>Eye Lasers, sure, why not?
>Yup, turns out he CAN throw me around like a ragdoll, so kicking and punching me to death I can completely buy.
>Aaaand he can apparently murder me with almost no trouble by GIVING MY HEAD A FUCKING HANDSHAKE! Fuck this, crawling into the bottom of a bottle nestled in a blanket fort, I'll see the rest of you NEVER.
>...
>"Did you think these blankets would hide you from me, Boi?"

>>4855762
Does he even remember dying this time when Pink Bitch revives him and the rest of our victims? Or is it just a black spot in their memories, would Buula even remember what happens since she saw Divine Dragon Force's eyes as she was obliterated?

WAAAAIT, I just had a thought...King Crimson was basically put in the same situation as our PQ counterparts. What happens to our Stands, whichever version is involved at the time, when they constantly see themselves fighting and dying again an again?

>>4855769
>>4855769
CAN Buula be revived? They seem to think we Hakai'd her, and I seem to recall DDF being capable of destroying the soul, so...not sure if either/both of those things equate to "THIS WISH IS BEYOND MY POWER!" but I'm super curious to find out. One would think it might be the first real, permanent death for the Time Patrol.

"Damn, we got WRECKED by Karn. Fucking bullshit, waaaay overleveled compared to the PQ. Thank God for Dragon Balls...hey, where's Buula? What do you mean, 'gone'? Well, fuck that and fuck you, ya thirsty pink bitch, I'm retiring."

>>4855777
>We scar the Tard Gang by killing they're pink friend permanently.
And Trunks will have to think about that when he's brought back. His stupidity didn't do anything but get more people killed. And it needs Super Balls to bring her back.

>>4855782
SKoT can probably just rewind time to get her back. I doubt we have a true hakai that unexists things retroactively. But hey I don't know.

>>4855784
We are pretty damn close to the effect though, because our Stand and hate for gods makes us truly bullshit.

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>>4855549
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bVTzpJwny3c

“HRRRYAAAAAAAA!!” you roar, stomping down hard on the remains of the other patroller and launching yourself towards this one. He again raises his hand, ki gathered in his right hand as he prepares an attack. But you’re ready, he won’t hit you with something that basic. As you close to within striking range, you see the man’s smile as the thinks you’re about to get obliterated by his attack. But instead of attacking him head on, and taking that powerful blast, you use your Su Ma technique to spin clockwise around his extended arm.
“What?” he asks, dropping the attack and trying to turn around to stop you. But he’s too slow, you slamming your right elbow into the base of his skull with bone-shattering force. Continuing the momentum you twist, following the right up with a turning left knee. That second hit staggers the stronger fighter, knocking him stumbling. “Gaah?!”

“RRRRAAAAA!!” you roar, flipping back to your feet and chase him back down. The powerful fighter spins, firing a lance of raw energy from his right fist. Twisting counterclockwise around the beam of power as you close the distance, you then fire a powerful left thrusting kick square into his orange face.
“Fuck!” he shouts, right hand going to his face as he staggers back. But he also raises his left hand, ki gathered and ready to fire another wave of power your way. Bringing your left foot down you push off the ground with it, flipping up and over his beam while twisting clockwise to come up behind him. And before the fighter can realize what you’ve done, you slam your left knee hard into the base of his skull. “Nrrggga! Wha-?”

As he’s trying to talk and spin, you crash your knee into the back of his skull again. Again you stagger him, this time hitting with enough power to flip you backwards. He spins, trying to do something, but your foot catches his chin with a powerful kick as you flip back around to your feet.

“Ow, that hurt.” he says, staggering back several steps. But when he comes to a stop, again his aura flares up wildly. “So, you thought you could style on me, huh? But you haven’t seen my ultimate technique!”

As he says this, your instincts suddenly scream at you that you’re in danger. Without looking behind you you leap, and not an instant later hear:

“WhhhhUUTISGOIN?!!”
cont

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>>4855809
“Tch!” you exhale, seeing that same golden Freeza race Time Patroller sailing feet-first through where you’d just been standing. “The hell?”
“Maaan, c’mon Rhyme!” you hear someone else shout from behind you, but don’t sense anyone. And before you can react, a powerful blow slams into your back and launches you back down towards the ground. “At least get a HIT on ‘em!”

Flying towards the ground you flip backwards, landing on both feet. The mysterious third fighter has the distinct cyan hair of Super Saiyan Blue, azure divine aura flaring up around him as he holds his arms out like Freeza. The Freeza race flares his golden aura, and the orange-faced man does the same with his crimson one. Three on one, this could be some real trouble.

“Oooohohohoho.” Freeza says, landing beside you with HIS Golden aura blazing as well. “Isn’t a three on one a bit too ambitious, even for yourself?”
“Maaaan, fight us yourself. Coward.” the Super Saiyan Blue one says, either completely unaware of the irony or-
“Bro, we’re the one kinda jumpin’ him right now.” the Freeza race says.
“I think that was the joke.” the orange-faced bruiser says.
“SHUDDUP!” the Freeza race man says, the other two of the three chuckling a bit. From how casually they’re taking this, no doubt they think they can take you two down. And you’re gonna show them just how wrong they are!

And how will you do this?
>Rush and attack, focus down the Freeza race first as he’s seemingly the weakest
>Focus on defending Freeza, and breaking the enemy assaults so he can aim for extra-lethal shots
>Defense, focus on not taking any real damage until you can grab at least two of them and unleash a devastating Grinder
>Keep your distance, use your most lethal energy attacks to take them all down
>Guided Eye Beams, try and take all three by surprise and kill them all right here and now
>Other(write in)

>>4855814
>Use DDF's ability and see if it can Fusion you with Freeza- time to do something crazy!

>>4855816
No, anon! We don't have a cool name ready!

>Defense, focus on not taking any real damage until you can grab at least two of them and unleash a devastating Grinder
Time for some Wedding Wrestling.
>>4855816
That might not be fixable, and a horribly irresponsible idea. No.

>>4855814
>>Focus on defending Freeza, and breaking the enemy assaults so he can aim for extra-lethal shots

Remember, these idiots have been playing PQs of Karn, and we KNOW they lost their first one because they got snagged by a Group Grinder, their gunna be watching for that. They'll know most of our usual moves in fact, but I'm damn sure they haven't fought Karn and Golden Freeza yet, which means our teamwork here is our best shot of dunking on these clowns.

>>4855814
>>Guided Eye Beams, try and take all three by surprise and kill them all right here and now
Even if we only kill one or just injure them it would still be basically free damage.

>>4855814
>>Focus on defending Freeza, and breaking the enemy assaults so he can aim for extra-lethal shots

>>4855814
>Focus on defending Freeza, and breaking the enemy assaults so he can aim for extra-lethal shots
Tag team time.
Reminder that if we need to we can use DDF to block almost anything coming into our range.

>>4855825
Fucking what? here we go>>4855814

>>4855836
>>4855829
On yeah, I forgot that.
>>4855814
Switching to
>Focus on defending Freeza, and breaking the enemy assaults so he can aim for extra-lethal shots

>>4855814
>>Focus on defending Freeza, and breaking the enemy assaults so he can aim for extra-lethal shots

Shame Rhymestyle got back up

>>4855814
>Focus on defending Freeza, and breaking the enemy assaults so he can aim for extra-lethal shots

KARN AND BEST FRIEND LETS GOOOOO

>>4855844
>Shame Rhymestyle got back up
What happens when you’re fighting a trio and don’t know it

>>4855873
Who's our third? I want Chilli, they are weak to blast spam, and he is magic bullshit.

>>4855873
......Did the Saiyan pick up the Senzu Bean we knocked out of Not Jirens hand, or use his own, because if its the latter Wishing for that Senzu Bean if this fight drags on or we get fucked up is entirely on the table.

>>4855880
Honestly I want Ubo to come out of nowhere and pain train one of them so they can lose their collective shit at Kryptonians being here.

>>4855881
You don’t know who picked it up. but someone did

>>4855886
>Rhyme is "Try Something again"
>Ubo coming in hot from behind with the suplex.

>>4855814
>Focus on defending Freeza, and breaking the enemy assaults so he can aim for extra-lethal shots

>>4855890
>"Try something!"
>"Okay"
>"WHA-"
>K.O.

>>4855816
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>>4855845
>>4855898
Focus on defending Freeza, and breaking the enemy assaults so he can aim for extra-lethal shots wins it. Roll me a 4d100.
First DC: 80
Second DC: 55
Third DC: 70
Fourth DC: ??

Rolled 8, 95, 25, 5 = 133 (4d100)

>>4855905
First roll of the day come on RNGESUS.

Rolled 22, 23, 73, 34 = 152 (4d100)

>>4855905
Big DCs. Don't matter, angry

Rolled 60, 52, 9, 83 = 204 (4d100)

>>4855905
FUUUCK

Rolled 65, 11, 70, 53 = 199 (4d100)

>>4855905

dang

>>4855906
Yikes...
>>4855908
>>4855907
>>4855906
Well....last 3 are good.

>>4855912
If the 4 this is good, then we only lost the first dc.

>>4855914
Let it be known, they got some good hits in.
Not that their prowess as fighters stopped them from just standing there as we smashed their leader's head open like a watermelon, but still.

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>>4855906
>>4855907
>>4855908
60/100, 95/100, 73/100, 83/100. One failure, two successes and the mystery. Time to show the Three Idiots what you can really do, writing.

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>>4855814
“Freeza, stay behind me.” you think to your longtime ally. “Let them all come at me, and the moment I make an opening on one of them, go for the kill.”
“Very well, I’ll follow your lead.” Freeza replies, also telepathically as the two of you take your stances. “Let’s do this.”
“BRING IT!” you shout, demonic aura flaring wildly. And bring it they do.
“Doto, let’s jump this nigga.” the Super Saiyan Blue says, orange man nodding. “Dino, stay back and do that covering fire.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zZMg9ryeWOw

“RRRAAAAAAA!!”
“LET’S GOOOO!!” the orange-faced man roars along with the Blue Saiyan, both charging towards you and Freeza. Bracing yourself, you step between them and Freeza, setting up for taking the brunt of both of their charges. Both fighters swing for you, right and left side-by-side.
“HAAAAAA!!” you roar in challenge. Knowing how outclassed you are, taking both hits simultaneously would send you flying. So instead you swing your right fist into the Blue Saiyan’s then an instant later block the orange man’s punch with your forearm. Mitigating the Super Saiyan Blue’s punch, Doto’s still packs a considerable punch. So instead of taking it fully you let the hit spin you, twisting around fully into a right turning kick.
“Purblockdondoit!” he shouts, your shin slamming into his crossed arms. But as your kick hits he pushes back, knocking you off balance. Which is exactly where you don’t want to be against them, Doto’s fist slamming square into your gut hard enough to make you wheeze while the other jumps and goes for the two-handed axe handle. But despite the pain you plant your feet, crossing your arms overhead and absorbing the heavy blow. The shock runs up your arms and into your spine, leaving your arms tingling. From how badly your arms feel after blocking that one, taking it directly would have left you in a bad-

“2M!” Doto shouts excitedly, having dropped to the ground and launched himself feet-first into your gut.
“GYAAHK!!” you cry out, spitting up blood. That one hurt, your entire body stunned by that heavy blow. You can’t take too many more like that one.
“SHHHAAASHAASHAA!!” the Saiyan roars, backflipping and kicking you square in the face. Much as you’d just done to Doto earlier.
“HRRRAAA!!” Doto roars, causing an explosion around you with a backhand. You see him clench a fist and gathering an absolutely overwhelming amount of ki in his fist as your vision goes a little blurry, those attacks really ringing your bells. This is gonna hurt. “This attack decides it! LET’S GOOOO!!!”
cont

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>>4856062
“HRRRRYAAAAA!!” an unfamiliar voice roars, and just as Doto’s about to try ending you an unfamiliar form dashes in, kicking the side of Doto’s head. This fighter looks like Towa’s Mira, blue skin covered by white fur and wielding a surprisingly massive amount of power. His kick sends Doto flying, and as he twists and kicks the Super Saiyan Blue away he smirks at you. Suddenly, you realize who this is!

“Wait, M-Maza?” you say, completely shocked. Your half-Demon son has already unlocked THIS form?
“I’ll take the orange one.” he says, and as he blasts off your think you hear him shout something about a universe 11? But with Doto occupied, this becomes a whole lot easier for you.
“DOTO!!” you hear the Freeza race roar, and see the blue-haired Saiyan’s attention divert for a moment. And that turns out to be his downfall.

“OOOOHOHOHOHOHOO!!!” Freeza roars, unleashing a barrage of Death Beams at the Saiyan. Which catches him by complete surprise, taking more than a dozen hits before creating a small, blue shield around himself.
“YAAAAAAAAAAH!!” the Golden Freeza race shouts, firing his own barrage at the two of you. But those few moments of distraction was just enough, you raising your hand and activate your Barrier. His beams slam against your shield, but your energy holds those deadly shots back. But he ends the attack as his ally’s shield drops, the Blue Saiyan dashing back down at you. However this time you’re ready, meeting his fist with your crossed arms. His punch is quite powerful, crystals shattering beneath you again as you absorb the hit.
“Tch!” you exhale, and despite his power manage to stop his momentum fully. The Saiyan then twists, aiming a left kick for your head. You raise your right arm, blocking the hit then almost simultaneously slam your left fist into his gut. He wheezes, you grabbing his leg and swinging him overhead in a circle before slamming him to the ground. One, two, three times before shouting.

“Freeza, now!!” you roar, tossing him straight into the air.
“SHYAAAA!!” Freeza bellows, launching a pair of razor-sharp discs up at the Saiyan. Still stunned by your attack he isn’t ready to defend himself, the first disc cutting his right arm clean off!
“GAAAAAAA!!!” he roars in agony, shout cut short as his blade cuts the man apart from right shoulder to left hip. “But...my...bower...”
“DEION!?” the Freeza race shouts in alarm, watching his fellow Patroller’s corpse flop lifelessly to the ground. “Okay, screw the rules! Both of you, you gettin’ Hakai’d!!”
cont

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>>4856066
Now, how will you handle the last one
>Rush in and attack, beat him to death before he can use any sort of special attack
>Defend, block whatever he’s trying to do so Freeza can then counter him
>Final Flash, counter whatever this “Hakai” attack is with your own
>Keep your distance, split up and attack the Time Patroller from difference sides with energy attacks to try and end him now
>Instant Transmission behind him, grab and him for Freeza to execute
>Other(write in)

>>4856070
>>Keep your distance, split up and attack the Time Patroller from difference sides with energy attacks to try and end him now

>>4856070
>>Keep your distance, split up and attack the Time Patroller from difference sides with energy attacks to try and end him now

>>4856070
>"The hell did you say you little shit?", Instant Transmission behind him and Divine Dragon Force his heart out.

>>4856070
Instant Transmission behind him into a Divine Dragon Force before he can activate the god power

>>4856087
>>4856086
Support.

>>4856087
>>4856070
forgot the >
>Instant Transmission behind him and Divine Dragon Force before he can pull out anything

>>4856070
>Instant Transmission behind him, grab and him for Freeza to execute

>>4856090
You got to link to the vote properly dude. Not just the write-ins.

>>4856070
Bruh that's 3 deaths in, 4 if you count rhyme but he got back up.

Ultraviolence is extremely cathartic.

>>4856096
>Idiots came in. ruined our High Definition Wedding, and are trying to please Pink Bitch like an alcoholic father.
>They are reminded of their place in life.

>>4856096
They’ve been away from your timeline for too long, you’ve gotten far stronger than the last time you’d fought the Time Patrol. They weren’t ready for you

>>4856070
>"The hell did you say you little shit?", Instant Transmission behind him and Divine Dragon Force his heart out.
>>4856104
That much is obvious.
Sidenote, they also inadvertently gave Karn the N-Word pass, thus granting him access to Negromancy.
Bad moves all around.

>>4856104
>Trunks or the Time Patrol
>Ready for Karn
>Ever
That is so insane I can't bring myself to put it in the same sentence.

>>4856109
....has Karn even met a nigger? And does he even need the pass when he is quiet literally a porch monkey?

I don't know if this write in is a good idea. This guy might act like an idiot but I'm sure he'll recognize the finger to forehead gesture and it takes time for us to actually IT. He might be ready for us, this will be messy if we're both launching insta-kill disintegration moves at each other at close range.

>>4856116
>....has Karn even met a nigger?
I don't think he has until now. Truly this is a momentous occasion.
>And does he even need the pass when he is quiet literally a porch monkey?
Good point.

>>4856119
If he turns his back on Freeza to deal with us, he's catching a death beam to the skull. I think we're okay

>>4856119
There's a good chance he might whiff anyways since we're gonna be at arm's length and he can't see DDF.
I'm willing to gamble on this.
Also if Goku's botched Hakai and Vegeta's subsequent training in the technique is any indication, it's not something you can just do without training directly under a God of Destruction.

>>4856119
He's between us and Freeza with an itchy Death Finger, he doesn't get a choice except who he dies too.
>>4856128
This too, DDF is invisible and can reach him, we can be up his ass in a second, or a few feat away.

>>4856131
There IS a way he can get out of this, but provided everybody on our team is doing what they should be, that's not gonna happen.
AND HERE COMES GOKU OUTTA LEFT FIELD!

Rolled 79, 77, 79, 29, 57, 16, 57, 61 = 455 (8d100)

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>>4856109
Go for the Instant Transmission/Divine Dragon Force combination wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC: 60
Second DC: ??
Third DC: 40

Rolled 81, 43, 34 = 158 (3d100)

>>4856142
easy

Rolled 11, 6, 77 = 94 (3d100)

>>4856142

Rolled 55, 15, 92 = 162 (3d100)

>>4856142
LETS GOOOOOOO

Rolled 83, 3, 25 = 111 (3d100)

>>4856142
Bitch please

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Rolled 35, 1, 12 = 48 (3d100)

>>4856142
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE

>>4856149
kek

>>4856144
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>>4856146
Fucking Captcha.
>>4856149
Thank god.
>>4856148
Meh rolls on mine too.

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>>4856149
Call me fucking Neo, Jesus Christ.

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>>4856144
>>4856145
>>4856146
81/100, 43/100, 92/100. Two successes, but was it fast enough to stop the Hakai from going off? Writing

>>4856153
Neo was there in time, you were late, still dodge that bullet though.

>>4856156
Its always the damn middle rolls....

>>4856156
Ah man, full body erasure disintegration attack again? Fuckin goblins are everywhere.

>>4856165
Just believe in Frieza anon.
He won't let us down.

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>>4856070
“The hell’d you say?” you shout, Divine Dragon Force once more materializing around your right arm as you raise it to your forehead. “You little shit, I’ll kill you again!”
“Why don’t you try something?” he replies, lifting his right arm and creating a pinpoint of violet light in his palm. As he does you bring your first two fingers to your forehead, focusing on the Golden Patroller’s ki. Which, to your surprise is dwindling instead of increasing as he focuses on this attack. Something’s wrong, you have to move, now! “HAAA-!”

And in that moment you teleport, Instant Transmission bringing you right up behind the Time Patroller.

“-KAI!!” he shouts, but his war cry is immediately drowned out
“HAAAA!!” you roar, swinging for the Patroller’s back.
“GRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARR!!” Divine Dragon Force bellows, your Stand piercing straight through his spine. He gasps in surprise, your Stand binding his arms before bringing his face up to his. “Begone.”

Your Stand’s eyes flash, and the Golden warrior’s body begins disintegrating before your eyes. Within seconds he’s fully erased, no trace of the Freeza race Time Patroller remaining. That’s another one down.

“GYAAAAAAAAAA!!” you suddenly hear Freeza cry out in pain, gaze snapping over towards him. And see he’s in trouble.

“GYAAAAA!!” he keeps screaming, body trapped in a massive purple energy you can’t sense. But looking at it makes your skin crawl, that energy is something dangerous. And Freeza’s trapped in it. “HRRRRRYAAAAAAAA!!”
“Shit! I’m gonna get you out of-!” you start, when suddenly a hand grabs your shoulder. Whirling around, ready to bury another Patroller you instead see Towa, looking extremely concerned.
“You can’t! That’s Hakai!” she says. “The energy that only a Destroyer can use, and destroys someone’s very soul if they come in contact with it. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing we can do for him now.”
“S-St-Stay! Back!” Freeza shouts, no. Orders you. “I! Will! Overcome this!! SHHHYAAAAA!!”

And after several moments of agonized screaming, he actually begins compressing the Destroyer energy! He may actually be able to do this! But what if he doesn’t? Or can’t? Can you leave him to face oblivion on his own? Can you take this from him?

What do you do?
>Defend Freeza, don’t let anyone else attempt to stop him from harnessing this Hakai
>You can’t let him fight this alone, rush over and help him contain this. No matter the risk
>Dash below him and Final Flash the Hakai up and away, who cares where it ends up as long as it’s not erasing Freeza?
>Other(write in)

>>4856250
>You can’t let him fight this alone, rush over and help him contain this. No matter the risk
>"YOU MUST BE SKIPPING TRAINING IF THAT ATTACK MAKES YOU THINK I WON'T HELP MY FRIEND!"

>>4856250
Actually, switching this>>4856267
part
>You can’t let him fight this alone, rush over and help him contain this. No matter the risk
to this
>Defend Freeza, don’t let anyone else attempt to stop him from harnessing this Hakai

>>4856250
>>Defend Freeza, don’t let anyone else attempt to stop him from harnessing this Hakai
I won't lie, it's VERY hard to say this, but...he just gave us a direct order, a rarity to say the least. How could we not obey him? But, while we defend him from any dishonorable brats, we can still shout a few words of encouragement, I'm sure.

>>4856250
>>Defend Freeza, don’t let anyone else attempt to stop him from harnessing this Hakai

"DONT YOU DIE TO THESE SCUM! YOUR MY BEST FRIEND, YOUR BETTER THAN THIS!"

>>4856250
>>Defend Freeza, don’t let anyone else attempt to stop him from harnessing this Hakai

>>4856250
>Defend Freeza, don’t let anyone else attempt to stop him from harnessing this Hakai
>"FIGHT FRIEZA! SHOW THESE BASTARDS WHY YOU'RE THE UNDISPUTED RULER OF THIS UNIVERSE!"

>>4856250
>Defend Freeza, don’t let anyone else attempt to stop him from harnessing this Hakai

Adding
>Use Super Barrier and keep a careful eye out while lending your ki energy to Lord Freeza

>>4856283
Hey, if and when he manages to wrangle this shit, he's gonna need to dump it quick.
Barrier doesn't seem like a great idea.
However...what if we instant transmissioned him in front of another Time Patroller?

>>4856250
>Defend Freeza, don’t let anyone else attempt to stop him from harnessing this Hakai
How could I ever vote to steal his thunder?

>>4856250
>Defend Freeza, don’t let anyone else attempt to stop him from harnessing this Hakai

>>4856291
Ooooh....I love it!
>>4856250
Adding this idea to my vote>>4856271

>>4856291
Very nice idea.

>>4856291
>>4856297
If he manages to control it, then he can worry about using it on a target

>>4856309
He'll do it. He's the Emperor for a reason.
Our friend isn't weak enough to let some bootleg divine energy be the death of him.

>>4856291
Super barrier should be large enough to have plenty of space-- and I doubt we have enough strength to stop a Hakai blast anyways!

>>4856326
We gotta wait for him to wrangle it, then give him an opening.
The plan hasn't changed, not for lack of trying on that part.
I say we try and get Goku in the line of fire.

>>4856267
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>>4856297
Defend Freeza, don’t let anyone else attempt to stop him from harnessing this Hakai wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC: 40
Second DC: 50

Rolled 100, 72 = 172 (2d100)

>>4856329

Rolled 65, 49 = 114 (2d100)

>>4856329

Rolled 22, 24 = 46 (2d100)

>>4856332
OOOOHHHHH

>>4856329

Rolled 99, 18 = 117 (2d100)

>>4856332
That's our emperor!
>>4856329
Rolling just to give you your rolls

>>4856332
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIT

>>4856332
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Rolled 4, 36, 69, 4 = 113 (4d100)

>>4856332
>>4856334
>>4856335
CRIT/100, 72/100. Nothing is stopping him now, writing

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>>4856332
Perfect

>>4856332
WOOOOOOOOO
>>4856349
THAT'S OUR BRO!

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THIS IS WHY WE FIGHT.
FOR OUR FAMILY.
FOR OUR FRIENDS.
FOR THE FUTURE.
THAT PINK BITCH AND HER GOONS WON'T STOP US FROM PRESERVING OUR RIGHT TO LIVE.
NOT NOW, NOT EVER!

>>4856355
Frieza is REALLY feeling that shonen flashback sequence.

>>4856349
"When you get to Hell, tell the Boi that I'll be by to continue his lessons later."

>>4856358
Current theme of thread
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S77Q6BrGcu0

>>4856364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0

>>4856367
Now that takes me back

>>4856364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5gtInauiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6BMiHMPtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qXmxVySMzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbB8mcM_xS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI0tY5PRuHs
My playlist for this thread, with one joke one included.

>>4856386
>justice
Based

>>4856386
You say joke, I say accurate assessment of what is going through everyone's heads as they realize this isn't like the simulations.

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>>485625
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6dSJ5cdsBVg

“Don’t you let this weakling’s attack take you down!” you shout, rushing to Freeza’s side. But you stay well enough away from the sickening energy, close but not within reach. “I won’t let any of them interfere, so don’t you DARE lose!”
“Grrrrrr!” Freeza growls in response, struggling against a fate you can’t even fully grasp. You focus your mind, sensing the different battles going on around you all. First is Future Chaya, you seeing her struggling against two pinkish-red Primal Saiyans. And you immediately realize why she’s on the back foot, while also noticing you can’t sense either of their ki!

“Dammit. I wish I could help.” you think to yourself, then keep looking around. Chilli seems to have fully stopped another Majin creature, this one a large, tubby man. And it’s fully trapped in a crystal prison. Broly is battling a spiky purple-haired fighter, who doesn’t use a sword but is radiating with the same crimson energy as Hyoka was earlier. Speaking of, you don’t see her, but Meloka is now battling a pink Majin-looking creature with white hair and a tail, both trading rapid-fire blows with their dual energy blades. Beside them you see a pair of Super Saiyan Threes in bright orange gis battling a ki-less man with long black hair, and as one fighter flips over his head and delivers a painful knee you recognize her! That’s Chaya!! From the timeline you fought that monster Hatchiyack in! She’s ALIVE! But before you can ponder on that too much, there’s a flash of light just a few dozen feet away. And as it fades, you see a new fighter taking the stage. Or, rather, an old enemy.

“Absolutely not!” the metal visage of Cooler says, metallic fists clenching with a clang. “Working with the monkeys, brother? Absolutely despicable! I don’t know what timeline you come from, but I’ll put you out of your misery!”
“You’ll have to get through me first!” you roar, immediately tossing a pair of Scattershots at the metal man. But just as they’re about to hit, Cooler’s aura flares up blindingly. His radiant, golden aura. And as it fades, you see the face of an enemy Towa’s minion who’d nearly killed you before.

“Oh, that’s rather the point, monkey!” Cooler retorts, tail smashing the ground once behind him as he takes his stance. “I will rather enjoy watching you suffer.”
“Bring it on!!” you roar, flaring your own demonic aura in response. As you do, you feel a momentary tremor run through your right arm. It was so small as to bealmost unnoticeable, but the fact you did is a warning. You’ve been going at one hundred percent since the Time Patrol showed up, and aren’t sure how much longer you can keep this going. But no matter what happens, no one is getting to Freeza while you’re still alive!

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 157 paused-

>>4856416
Supposed to be >>4856425. Anyways:

And that’s it for tonight, everyone enjoying the episode so far? Ready to throw down with one of the most powerful enemies you’ve fought, and see just how strong you’ve grown? Curious who else is here, and just how out-of-control this battle’s gotten? All this and more, when Saiyan Conqueror Quest continues, 10 1/2 hours from now!

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>>4856418
>>48564250
Shit I really do need to get some sleep.

>>4856416
BIIIIIIIIITCH, YOU HAVE RETURNED, WHAT''S THE MATTER, YOU NEED ANOTHER DADDY TO BEAT YOUR ASS?!
>>4856426
Good night GD.

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>>4856416
>just when you think you can't get any angrier from cucks showing up
>metacuckler shows up
Not this time, fucko

SHE'S HERE! TIME BITCH CAN'T KEEP A GOOD SAIYAN DOWN!

>>4856416
>frieza's gonna somehow harness fucking destroyer energy before dealing with beerus putting him well on his way to be able to deal with god bullshit
I approve of this.

>>4856418
Casualties:
>Trunks (Obliterated normally)
>Buula (DDF'd)
>Deion (Cut in half, body still intact)
>Naomi? (DDF'd while he was in the middle of using destroyer energy, and considering how DDF turns your own energy against you...)

Note: Destroy Deion's body ASAP since other Majin are around.

>>4856460
Nah, we need to start killing any enemy Majin after planting our boot in BIIIITCH's lungs.

>>4856466
It only takes an instant to clean up a body.
Just look at Trunk's. Oh wait.

>>4856469
I know, we can cremate them as we go, but the Majin can still grab living targets too. They need to be purged next.

>>4856474
we still gotta purge this faggot cooler first, cause seriously fuck this guy he's been a pain in the ass for a long while now.

>>4856482
Oh naturally, we will make him wish his dad got ahold of his cheeks after we're done with him.

>>4856418
>And that’s it for tonight, everyone enjoying the episode so far? R
Yes, very much.
>>4856460
>Note: Destroy Deion's body ASAP since other Majin are around.
I agree 100%, it's just a moment and saves us from a lot of problems.
>>4856482
>we still gotta purge this faggot cooler first
I would go for destroying the remains of Deion's body first, we don't know how long it will take to get Cooler defeated, and when we will be occupied some Majin might absorb the cadaver. I know we are on protecting Freeza duty, but shooting just 1 strong enough Ki Blast to vaporize Deion's body won't take more than a moment. It will not interfere with battling Cooler.