"OK Everyone! This is an emergency situation!" The head of the table spoke, an existence known to the others as Chief Shinji. "We're under attack by an enemy Servant, now, I believe personally that our opponent is a more powerful Tamamo-no-Mae, and we need to be careful when dealing with her, because she appears to have been granted an additi-" Chief Shinji was cut off.

"IT'S MANAKA CAN'T YOU TELL?" Unhinged Shinji started screaming. "IT'S BEEN MANAKA FROM THE VERY START! MONICA? LOOK HOW CLOSE THAT NAME IS TO MANAKA! JUST ADD A FEW LETTERS AND-!" Unhinged Shinji was pushed to the ground by a Shinji with a strangely overdeveloped right arm to get him to shut up.

"Wait, is that Tamamo? We should coom in her." Coom Shinji noted, and there were murmurs of agreement among some of the other Shinji, while others just looked annoyed.

"Are you fucking stupid? Tamamo will cut our dick off and throw it in a blender if she finds out we're plotting a harem!" Cautious Shinji tried to argue back.

"Nah. We regenerate. We'll just have to learn to love her Cock and Ball Torture." Coom Shinji countered the argument, and Cautious Shinji was incapable of forming a good enough response to that particular retarded quip.

"We're getting off-topic here, everyone." Chief Shinji reminded the assortment of different voices to calm themselves. "Tamamo is an enemy right now, and a dangerous one at that, we can't just ask her if we can coom in her."

"Why not? Virgin Faggot? Why can't we have sex? Are you gay? Fuck you." Overly-Aggressive Shinji was incensed by Chief Shinji's declaration that having sex was impossible right now.

"Ok as you can see here the obvious approach is to play upon Tamamo's character aspects we know about, namely if she doesn't have a husband yet, we might be able to fill such a role, so I believe that diplomacy may be our best option for us to end this confrontation in a satisfying manner, I am as yet unsure of how powerful she is, but I doubt that she's going to be that strong compared to our faction, and we have Alcides with us anyway! I think that if we were to just try and say something like-" Write-in Autism Shinji was about to give his solution, however...

"No! Alcides is right! Fuck Gods! Let's fucking kill her already! Fuck!" God hating Shinji piped up. 'GODS could be here' he thought. 'I've never been in this headspace before. There could be GODS anywhere.' The synaptic breeze of thoughts felt good against his bare chest. 'I HATE GODS' he thought. Last Stardust reverberated his entire body, making it pulsate even as the 900 yen sake circulated through this powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of divinities after dark. "With a Shinji, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

"OK, do we have any actual plans on how we want to go about this?"

""""""""""""""""I vote Diplomacy."""""""""""""""" A chorus of voices spoke up.

"NOooooooooooooooooooooooo we should kill her! Fuck!" A single voice cried out against the unity of mind.

"When can we fuck Sakura anyway? Poor girl has been asking for it for years." Off-topic Shinji derailed the entire train of thought, and then everyone started fighting.


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I'm still laughing. Nice start to the Carnival.

I wonder who these voices are meant to be.

While I write the next one, please feel free to post any other ideas that you might have.
If I like one of them enough, I'll write it for myself without it counting towards the top ten

>>4845137
>>4845135

This is great!

>>4845151
I got very funny idea about Book but since you decide to make Awakening visit happening in canon last thread you might want to keep onto it it.

>>4845151
>The Fairy Queen can't swim! Tohsaka's swimming lesson!
And honestly this one should have been about Shinji and Morgan.

>>4845180
Then it would have been marked as (canon)

"Senpai! It's... It's happening again!" Mash looked at Ritsuka, who shook her head as the power systems in Chaldea all started to malfunction. Another Beast? Good lord. After the problem child that was Sakura, Ritsuka was sincerely hoping that another 'helpful' Beast wouldn't decide to show up to offer to give Chaldea assistance. Sakura was way too careless with the lives of those who shared her face. Just the other day she used Kama as a projectile weapon against a group of Lamias, and Ritsuka had been hearing the complaints of the other Sakurafaces about her for weeks now. Even the normally stoic and bullying BB was BBeing reduced to tears on a daily basis when Sakura bullied her or generally just made her feel completely inferior and worthless... It didn't really help that Sakura's kit was easily one of the most busted that a Servant of Chaldea had...

The summoning shield wasn't even bothered with this time. As Sakura displayed, it just wasted resources and managed to job on its first ever appearance, so it was just like most of the other Servants in Chaldea and genuinely wasn't much point in allowing it to activate.

The crackling red lightning of the summoning ceremony cleared, and in the center of the circle stood a tan man with white hair, somewhat like EMIYA but with a much much smugger expression. "Goooooooooooood morning whales! It's me, your boy, Shinji! Don't forget to chargeback!" The man immediately started talking nonsense, and then proceeded to turn his attention to his summoner. "Hi! Alaya Prime has recognized that your Alaya has some pretty extreme brain damage and it allowed its world to end twice! I'm here to help remedy the situation." The man was insufferably smug, but his expression changed to one of mounting dread as footsteps could be heard outside of the summoning chamber. "N-no... I... You gotta send me back. This is supposed to be my vacation away from girls. You gotta send me ba-"

The doors open, and in comes a certain purple haired girl. "Onii-chan! There you are! I've been waiting so long for you to show up, do you have any idea how much I've missed you?" The girl has turned to her final ascension, looking just like Tiamat once did as she races towards her brother. Squeezing him hard against her and causing him to whimper a little. "Did you really have to make yourself so difficult to summon? I've been using my Independent Manifestation to steal Saint Quartz from other Chaldeas to give to the Master, and it still took you all this time to show up!" Wait! So that's where the daily gift of One Hundred Saint Quartz labeled 'For Onii-chan' was coming from?!

"That's why I love you, Sakura." The man pats the girl on the head with a smile, and she happily hugs him, loosening her grip a little and causing the new Beast to relax a little. "How much did you take, in the end?" The man gently pats the girl on the head and plays with her horns that she doesn't let anybody else touch as he does.

"Uhm.... well, it's taken twenty weeks to summon you, and I was taking 100 a day... so... 14000?" Ritsuka was suddenly far more thankful than she ever thought she'd be for the girl who was already the most useful Servant in Chaldea.

"Holy shit. Based!" The girl's brother can barely hold back his laughter, and his sides look as if they might explode.

"Based? Based on what?" Sakura tilts her head in confusion. Not understanding the term used by her brother.

"Don't worry, Sakura. It's not important, it's just something I thought would've been fun to say." It doesn't look like the man is interested in trying to explain the meme. "It's basically something you say when you think that somebody or something is really great."

"I guess it does sound pretty fun to say..." Sakura says in deep thought. "Based!" She giggles, and her brother laughs loudly before kissing her on the lips, the two passionately sharing saliva before breaking off from the kiss.

When the two have recovered from the sudden kiss, Shinji takes a deep breath. "Well, I was supposed to be given some time to myself as per my agreement with Alaya, but I can't help but feel anything but happy with you here, Sakura. Now, let's go catch up in your room together, shall we?" The two began to stroll out of the summoning chamber, blissfully unaware of the threat outside, waiting to strike...

Outside the door to the summoning chamber were about 23 different women, all not-so-patiently waiting for their chance to see the newly summoned Beast of Humanity again, his presence in the timeline having granted them awareness of his relations to them in those worlds and the concepts he bestowed upon them...

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>>4845212
well well well look at us trying to escape our commitments through work.

>>4845212
Shinji's pelvis = D E A D.

>>4845212
>"Well, I was supposed to be given some time to myself as per my agreement with Alaya
>Try to use Alaya to escape harem
>While Alaya is also one of them

Genius

>>4845211
>>4845212
Foreshadowing.

Oh and.
>>4845211
>"Goooooooooooood morning whales! It's me, your boy, Shinji! Don't forget to chargeback!"
Based.
Did chargeback for stolen Saint Quartz happened?

Next is speedrun.

Vorechad here.
Soon.

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>>4845211
Based

>>4845212
So, 14k is a lot I take it?

>She giggles, and her brother laughs loudly before kissing her on the lips, the two passionately sharing saliva before breaking off from the kiss.
>Now, let's go catch up in your room together, shall we?"
Holy shit based. Gudako would have reacted more if she had an actual personality

>blissfully unaware of the threat outside, waiting to strike...
NO! No, why? This didn't happen when Beast Shinji was summoned alone! NOOOOOO!

>>4845248
The highest quartz pack you can buy costs ~$90 for 120ish. So around 10 thou dollarydoos. Not a lot really

>>4845252
and how much do you need for a round of gacha summons?

>>4845257
30 for a 10+1 with an evil rate of 1%, with rate-up being 0,7%

>>4845257
30 per

>>4845244
Vritra image soon (tm)

Will be linked offsite since oops can't show boobas

>>4845252
Poor Sakura. She went through all that effort to get her onii-chan all to herself, and the others swoop in to take their share without having to do anything at all!

>>4845259
>>4845261
Damn, sister has been busy then.

That said, thievery is morally objectionable, even if it's from gambling company. Beastji better involve some spanking of the naughty girl, once he recovers from the weekend event of catching up.

>>4845261
bless your soul Drawfren

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>>4845264
the Real Tiamat Experience.

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>>4845268
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4845151
Camping with shuten and others and use her horns as hot dog holders.

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>>4845212
Based. Great story as always WhatIs. Now then, I hope that whatever comes next, it’s gonna be good.

>>4845279
Supporting this lmao. Would be too funny not to.

>>4845279
+1

I think QM fucking died

>>4845494
I think QM just finished the next story.

"Congratulations Master! You've summoned the savior of mankind as..." You fall silent as you look at the man standing in front of you, and the terrified and bound child next to him. You scowl. Of all of the people to have been summoned by, him?!

"Aha! You don't look like a demon, but I guess looks can be deceiving! Do you want to eat this child?" The man has a bright smile on his face, and you don't waste a single instant as you step forwards and cleave his head in half with a single strike of your fist. You might be a Caster, but you didn't forget how to use your martial arts because of it. You grab the falling corpse of Ryuunosuke Uryuu and chop his arm off simply by bringing a hand down. You don't have Independent Action, unfortunately, but you do have Item Construction: EX and 3 command spells...

The little boy is watching with an even worth terrified expression on his face as you use your magic to reshape the severed arm into a metal bangle. You don't need to use a concept on it to get it to work, but through drawing in a minute amount of Od from people around it, it could function as a suitable replacement for a Master. The Holy Grail would still supply you with back-ups thanks to having created the bracelet out of an already linked command spell. You don't need a Master anymore. You look at the boy staring at you in terror, before sighing. There's not much you can do to help the boy. His parents souls have already left their bodies, and without an afterlife to go to, even you can't restore them. All you can do for the boy is remove the memories of watching his parents be tortured to death inflicted upon him by the madman, as well as undo the damage to his body. With that done, you implant a false memory to get him to race to the police.

With the boy gone, you leave. There's no point in hanging around any longer, and you need to deal with a few things now, before you can deal with the grail itself...

>>>Skip

"Caster! What idiotic scheme is this? You would come before me unarmed and believe I would consider that enough to sheathe my own blade? Do you think me a fool who would believe even the most base scheme of an enemy and..." Saber points her sword at you, and you are forced to cover your face with your palm in embarrassment at the actions of the King of Knights. What the hell is her problem? Also, why does she think that just because you're a Caster that you're untrustworthy somehow? The face of a cheerful looking white haired man appears in your minds eye. Motherf-

"Saber... Could you just, chill out? There's no need to be so high-strung." You tell the woman to stop acting like a whining baby and grow up. "I'm Caster, do you really think that I'd have come to you like this if I were scheming to somehow betray you? Come on." You take a step towards her. "If I were so untrustworthy, would I tell you something like... hmmph, that your sheathe is hidden inside your Master, and that he's using you as a means to keep it activated in order to increase his own combat potential through relying on the pseudo-immortality granted by Avalon?" Saber takes a step backwards in surprise as you both reveal to her that you know her true name, and her lost sheathe is within arm's reach.

"You..." Saber's face hardens into an angry expression before softening into a gentle frown. "You aren't lying, are you?" She finally comes to the realization.

"No, I'm not. Which is why I need you to listen to the words I'm about to tell you very carefully." Saber stares at you intently. "Give up on the grail. It's not usable unless you wish to condemn billions of lives to death." You keep your voice calm as you tell Saber that the grail is unusable. "In the war prior to this one, the Einzbern summoned Angra Mainyu... or at least attempted to do so. They ended up summoning a boy whos entire existence was that of an ungranted wish. So, when the grail was full, that ungranted wish was granted, and the boy became Angra Mainyu, a god of evil. Even now, it waits for its chance to be born to this world in order to bring about destruction."

"That... cannot be true." Sabers eyes are wide, and she seems completely shocked.

"I'm afraid it is, but... well, I'm not the one who should tell you this, but... your own wish, what you think you want, it's not what your soul truly yearns for. You were the perfect king for your people, Saber. Do not allow your self-doubt allow you to believe any less of yourself. Nobody could have performed or done more admirably than you." you smile gently at the woman. "One day you'll find your happiness."

"What do you mean by that, Caster?!" Saber takes a step forwards as if to grab you, but you teleport away before she can reach you. There's something else you need to take care of, and while you saw an opportunity in having Saber learn the truth, without Shirou here, it's a little more difficult to truly reach her heart. Even for you.

>>>Skip

You cradle the purple haired girl in your arm, having already purged her of the crest worms infesting her body, and stand to confront a haggard looking man, who appears to have come to try to stop you. You look at he man for a moment before flicking down your hood and smirking at the man. "Hello, uncle." Kariya takes a step back in alarm as he realizes just who you are.

"You... Shinji? That's you... isn't it?" The man looks completely bewildered. Well, you don't blame him, as a Caster, you look like your twenty year old self, so being identified by your uncle was something to be somewhat expected. Still, it's quite impressive that he managed to make the connection, though you did give him a push. "You were born without circuits, how have you become a Servant, and more importantly, how have you even been summoned?"

"because I wanted to be?" You shrug. "You can kill Zouken with Lancelot now though, I leave Sakura in your care." The sleeping girl in your arms is cradled securely against your body, and you hesitate for just a moment before handing her to Kariya. He better not fuck this up otherwise he's getting suplex slammed into the wormpit himself, uncle or not.

>>>Skip

Kirei Kotomine's Servant is dead. Laying at the feet of a summoned army of dragon tooth warriors. The big difference between these dragon tooth warriors and the standard type however, is that these are truly made out of dragon teeth, meaning each one is on the level of a low ranked Servant themselves, and nigh invincible to boot! Without some sort of anti-dragon attack, overwhelming their natural defensive powers is practically impossible for any non-grug Servant.

You take a step towards Kirei, who seems to have accepted his death and is ready to die, but you aren't going to be the one to kill him. No. He's the one who shall take his own life. The concept of 'Compassion' shall be a good fit for somebody like him.

>>>Skip

You pant, the battle between yourself and Gilgamesh was a long and tiring one, but at the end of it, you were victorious. Your Truth Magic overcame the Gate of Babylon and even Enuma Elish. Gilgamesh of course knew of your relationship in a future world. but also knew it would be impossible to repeat it in a place like this, so the two of had opted simply to battle each other without holding anything back.

>>>Skip

"Oh man, Diarmuid, I'm really sorry about this, but..." A stream of destructive light falls from the sky and engulfs the Irish Lancer before he could respond. "Now, go home, Kayneth. Your wife will stop trying to make you the deuteragonist of an NTR Doujin now."

"What... What does that even mean?!" Kayneth doesn't get an answer as you teleport him and Sola-Ui back to London.

>>>Skip

You stand with the few Masters and Servants remaining in Fuyuki. Waver Velvet, Iskandar, Kiritsugu and Arturia. As a precaution, you conceptually improved Irisviel with the concept of longevity, just to make sure that she wouldn't fall victim to the Servant souls that she absorbed. You don't really regret how this war ended up going, this might not be a world record speed-run but it was still pretty damn fast. You just need to practice the skips better. With your near limitless magecraft, you draw on the magical energy of the Greater Grail and use it to properly incarnate yourself, Saber and Iskandar.

The Grail is permanently deactivated shortly afterwards, and without much else to do as an incarnated Servant, you just, wander about. Saber goes to live with the Einzbern after Acht is erased, even adopting a boy who was unfortunately injured badly during your fight with Gilgamesh, to the point he needed Avalon implanted in him, Iskandar attempts world conquest, Sakura is taken to be raised by Kariya, Aoi and Tokiomi raise Rin, Kayneth and Sola-Ui live happily together and you...? Well, you wander the world, waiting for Rin to get her ass in gear and cut you a portal home with the Kaleidosword.

>>4845506
Would that even lead Kirei to suicide during Zero?
I mean, i know he wanted to kill his wife and backstabbed his master and that didnt even happen in this context, would be enough for him to kill himself?
I for one think that zero kirei is still someone that could be saved, dude just needed to be able to feel.

It's time.
12k word CCC special.
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>>4845511
Perfect ending for everyone. Uncle Kariya, you'd better not fuck this up.

>>4845518
I just wanted to get rid of Kirei.
He's done plenty of horrible shit in his life.

>>4845511
That was pretty damned cool.

>>4845520
>why have you had an Awakening in a place that wasn't a Mirror of where you went to sleep?
You cheeky motherfucker.
>Ctrl+F Mirror
>18 matches

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>>4845506
>>4845521
>for everyone.
Couldn't have even concepted his curse away or something qm?
Truly the most cursed character.

>>4845506
>so the two of had opted simply to battle each other without holding anything back.
Hey, that's some Enkidu tier stuff for Gil to go all out against someone like that. Neat.

>>4845520
Oh shit, I left in the removed ending on the choices panel!
Oh well, I might post the Hakuno story later.

>>4845520
Holy shit vorefren

>>4845522
Eh, if i suddenly got feelings after all that shit i would try to reconnect with my daughter and just try to rethink life, i dont feel what kirei did to that point would lead him to suicide.
But whatever, this is just a carnival.

>>4845532
Somehow more unlucky than the 5th war lancer.
Dude died like a bitch.

>>4845538
Just knowing you had the thought of "Damn, I wish I could've killed my wife." would probably drive most people mad.
Ah well, it was this or him jobbing and dying anyway.
Quite a lot going on in Zero.

>>4845538
To be honest, I feel like Kirei would probably thank you for fulfilling his wish and go do...whatever a Church dude does. Kirei basically followed his upbringing at that point, before Gil and the War tipped him over, which was Risei's Church teachings and actually pretty good prior iirc. He now has compassion to go with his external ethics, its a win.

>>4845543
I wonder. Executor mental training has to be some strong shit, if you don't want your dudes to be guilty from all the purging they do and/or mindfucked by someone with illusions or compulsion stuff. Which a lot of DA have as standard as Eyes of Compulsion.

Its a good ending though, compared to what he could end up as, even so.

>>4845543
I guess.
You also could have him just be killed by kiritsugu or something.
Now i should stop overthinking this story made for a carnival.

Now what do I write next?

>>4845551
killy water?

>>4845547
Mapo tofu kirei is still the best result for him in canon, that or whatever happened in the emiya food manga.

>>4845551
Good Titania or Angra?

>>4845554
Inanimate object vore is funny.
>>4845557
These would also be fun.

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With his luck, he'll be the only character that wont get saved from Manaka. Could have saved him and people chose to murder him again by skeleton removal.

I should make it a goal to have a higher wordcount on Alberich getting vored than Awakening has in total.

>>4845566
A truly worthy goal vorefren

>>4845563
>we meet him for the first time outside of combat setting
>reach out for handshake and concepting
>‘not you again! Stay away from me!‘
>runs away

However to be fair at that time we were not yet accustomed to routinely fondling servants and the entire group was not yet neutralized.

>>4845576
Medea almost died in that battle, trying to take him captive might have ended up going much, much worse for us.

And JETS will be more afraid.

That's right, I could do my wife Shuten eating Diarmuid!

>>4845588
Stick to Alberich vorefren. What about your goal?

>>4845591
Fine but I want to write about my wife Shuten.

>>4845593
Shuten eating Alberich then. Will help with both of your goals.

>>4845520
>it's like your legs are kneeling of their own will
Finished reading. This is everything I was expecting from it. One of your best.
>>4845593
Remember Shuten and neet oni idea.

>>4845584
>JETS tries to use Owner on the Blade of Truth
>Gets Shirou'ed

You know I can see people samefagging on this poll right?

>>4845657
So?

>>4845660
No, I mean I can actually see the stats of who is samefagging.

>>4845657
i didnt even vote, can i have the link?

>>4845520
>Praetor
Let me autism a bit about this, because I don't think it came up here.
It turns out Nero's Praetor thing was a galaxy brain Aksys localisation that everyone ran with despite not making sense.
When people still had hope for Last Encore, someone went over the text and it was found out a better translation is something like Maestro (from sousha), (since Extra) as a pun on master, her artistic thing and "playing her" as the best instrument (Servant) and an innuendo for "playing her" well.

>>4845665
Top of the thread.

>>4845664
Did you add stuff to it or is it the same as last thread?

>>4845667
Your takeaway from a 12000 word long vore fanfic is to yell about the misuse of Praetor?
It never made much sense to me either, I guess.

Not sure what to do about all the samefagging on the poll...
I could just ignore them or calculate the unsamefagged votes, or I could use something more difficult to samefag on

>>4845688
If you can see the stats, either calculate the unsamefagged result or strike the options they picked depending on the amount of samefagging. Finding a secure net poll will be difficult.

So, to the readers of the CCC special, what's your list of endings best to worst?
I know it's technically one continuous story but shhhh

>>4845693
I might just leave it up to Lady Luck and roll for the next updates.

rip billy

Taking into account samefaggotry, Satsuki is next.

>>4845721
Boo

>>4845721
Yay

>>4845721
Booyay

When's godzilla vs Orochi?

>>4845721
Fucking samefags

>>4845705
Tbh I skip past the meat of your stories but I liked Sakura‘s ending and Passionslip‘s was very nice too.

>>4845705
Nurse Sakura had the best ending. I liked Passionlip, Kingprotea, Tamamo and BB. Skipped Kiara entirely.

>>4845721
Also, can i add a idea of "how sasaki reacted when he was summoned"?

Honestly Kirei was a lost cause, even if we thought to put Compassion on him instead of just letting Rin killing him that mf woulda necked himself

>>4845212
Are we seriously at 23? Jfc dude

>>4845805
And we'll add like 7 more soon

>>4845810
Who?

>>4845813
Manaka, whatever other female servants are summoned. Our after grail adventures.

>>4845801
Oh sure, FSN kirei is indeed very hard to save, but Zero Kirei is not that hard to save.

>>4845817
Manaka is gonna be a hard sell as she's a child

>>4845824
If there's grass on the field, play ball.

>>4845705
Melt.

>>4845824
Passionlip, Kazunadrop, Meltryllis, Neco-Arc, Neco-Arc Destiny, Neco-Arc Bubbles, Calico Len, Striped Len, Spotty Len, Mecha Len, Nasu Len, Seemingly spicy but not actually spicy Edible Len, Sky Tree and Len the Great.

>>4845261
waiting warmly.

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When

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>>4845896
I hope its soon

Wait i thought we only had 15 women in the harem who got added?

>>4845998
It was a potential future, anon.

'OK Satsuki, you're a vampire now. It's up to you to figure out your cool vampire powers so you can make Shinji properly fall in love with you.' Satsuki thought to herself. She'd been turned into a vampire only yesterday, but she was getting more and more confident with her abilities by the minute. It was night time right now, and everyone else was asleep, so... she left the house through one of the back doors.

She didn't really need to sneak out of her room, instead she just chose to... well, she just left the house. It's not like she has any reason to be sneaky when everyone around is some sort of superhuman demigod. If she tried being sneaky, it's pretty likely that they'd just catch her and ask her what she was up to anyway. Besides, she was a vampire now! There wasn't anything that went bump in the night that could scare her! She was the thing that went bump in the night now! She... she thought at least. She didn't want to hurt anybody though, so she found a small forested portion of the Tohno mansion grounds, and began to test just what she could do.

First test: Superhuman Strength

'Vampires are all like super duper strong, so I should find out how strong I am, right? I'll need to know how much I have to hold my strength back from now on so I don't hurt anyone.' Were her first thoughts on the matter. To find out just how strong she was, the first thing she did was punch a tree! It took a little bit of confidence to work up the guys to do something that her mind thought was so clearly a bad idea, but she did it anyway!

Her hand sunk through the trunk effortlessly, the tree creaking loudly as she managed to drag herself forwards with the force of her own attack. She only truly came to a stop when her shoulder thumped against the tree and her momentum was distributed throughout the unfortunate tree. She ripped her arm out of the tree in alarm at her own strength before peering through the hole that she had made. She barely even registered the fact that it was night out, and she could see even the smallest movements of the hundreds of insects crawling around in the undergrowth, tracking and picking up multiple at once. It wasn't specifically something she had to test out, she just thought it was really neat. She decided to test her lifting strength next, digging her claws... her fingers into the trunk of a deeply rooted tree and lifting with as much force as she could muster!

Second Test: Superhuman Durability

Only for the tree to be completely uprooted with enough ease that she lost her balance and toppled backwards... while still holding the tree! She screamed as the tree collapsed on top of her, but... it surprisingly didn't kill her! No, more than that, she's not even hurt! She might have gotten a bruise from it, or a couple nasty cuts and scratches, but it looks like her body had a natural regenerative ability too! She'd managed to get away with toppling a mighty oak on top of herself without a single wound!

Third Test: Animal Transformation

'Vampires can turn into like, bats, right? Or wolves and stuff?' She thought. But how exactly was she supposed to do something like that? "Turn into a bat!" She yelled out into the forest. "Uh... turn into a wolf? Dog? Cat?" No matter what she yelled out, it didn't look like it was voiced activated. Is this even something she could do? She should probably consider asking Arcueid-senpai...

No, not yet. She might benefit from being trained by somebody else with the power of a vampire, but first she wanted to find out just what else she could actually do.

Fourth Test: Laser eyes!

She remembered reading this is a manga once, and even then she thought it was silly.

Fifth Test: Vampiric Charm!

This one was going to have to wait until she was around other people. She didn't want to use this on Shinji-kun anyway, so it's hardly an important thing to learn how to do.

Sixth Test: Superspeed!

This one was the one she was really interested in, and she already knew from her fast her reflexes had become that she'd be able to do something like catch a bullet out of the air with ease! Perhaps even multiple bullets! That wasn't all that she could do though, and she started to experiment with her incredible speed, launching herself from tree to tree at hundreds of miles per hour, each impact against a tree causing it to bend with the force of barely controlled leaps. The enhanced speed and strength of a vampire allowed her to effortlessly climb a tree by simply digging her claws... fingers into them

She could probably dash through the hundred meter sprint in... about a quarter of a second, if she had to? It really depended on a few factors, but that was about how fast she found herself being able to dash through the forested areas of the Tohno estate.

Seventh Test: Regeneration!

She didn't want to test her ability to heal enough that she was going to lop off any of her limbs to do so! Only a deranged lunatic would do something like that!

She spent a lot of the night testing just where her limits were, and she was surprised by just how powerful she was! The question she found herself wondering is if she's already this strong as a new vampire, then how much stronger than her are the older ones?! It worried her a little, but she trusted Shinji-kun to be able to keep her safe!

>>4846020
baka she's deforesting our estate

>>4846020
is this canon?
>She didn't want to test her ability to heal enough that she was going to lop off any of her limbs to do so! Only a deranged lunatic would do something like that!
Haha.

>>4846024
It's Shiki's estate who gives a shit?

Nice to see Satsuki being proactive.

>>4846020
>Only a deranged lunatic would do something like that!
Right

>>4846020
>Fifth Test: Vampiric Charm!
I’d say that’s a success. At least I think she’s super sweet.

>>4846020
>Only a deranged lunatic would do something like that!
Haha yeah.

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>>4846033
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>>4845896
Fun fact, she's a massive moralfag when she's not insane so look forward to that

>>4846179
Not dead. QM is probably just preparing for Godzilla vs Orochi (if thats next) by watching Godzilla films.

You look at your hand and smirk. Perfect. You look over to your opponents, as well as your partner in the duel, Gilgamesh. Everyone agreed not to use any sort of supernatural abilities before you got started, which is good, because you don't want to play a game against everyone cheating. You and Gilgamesh are of course playing against Alan and Merlin.

"Alright, for my turn, I reveal Blue Eyes White Dragon, allowing me to summon Blue Eyes Alternative Dragon to the field, and I'm going to swing at Merlin for 3000 damage, which will leave him at... Oh it will actually take him out of the game." You smirk, but Merlin still looks confident.

"Ha! Not so fast! You've activated my spell card! Swords of Revealing Light!" The man flips a spell card face up, and you cover your face with your hand. What a god damn amateur.

"Check the rulebook. You can't use a spell card when it isn't your turn unless it's a quick-play spell card. Did you even read the rules?" You explain to Merlin the rules of the game, and you're honestly surprised that he didn't even bother to read the rules booklet before he put together a deck.

"No, I watched the anime." Merlin explains smugly. "Besides, don't you see on the top of the card? That's the quick-play symbol, meaning I can play it whenever I want!" Merlin tries to actually cheat by modifying his cards. Honestly, you expected something like this, so you aren't surprised.

"That's just you using an illusion, dipshit, I'm also pretty sure that lying about your cards or modifying them is an instant DQ, so you're out." You tell Merlin to fuck off in no uncertain terms.

"Wait! How is this fair? You got to make your own cards!" Merlin accuses you of being a cheater, but you wag your finger at him.

"I just had the foresight to buy the company first, meaning that anything I create is automatically an official Yu-Gi-Oh related product and an official card!" You laugh at Merlin, who scowls at you.

"Ha! Sit down, Magus! You know you've been defeated!" Gilgamesh begins to laugh like a mad-man, while Alan just looks bored. He was actually relying on Merlin to keep him defended for the entire game, having only weak cards out on the field. He'd spent a lot of the game just focusing on drawing cards for the sake of drawing cards. He's only got 5000 Life points left, and after his turn, Gilgamesh should be able to swing for massive damage to take him out of the game.

"Now, with Merlin out of the way, it's your turn Alan."

"Oh right, do you mind if I win right now?" The man places a card down on the table, the legendary 'Pot of Greed'! "First I'm going to play Pot of Greed!

"Pot of Greed? But what does it do, and why don't I have three of them?" Gilgamesh remarks.

"I'm glad you asked, King of Heroes! Pot of Greed allows me to draw two more cards! And now I'm going to play Graceful Charity, meaning I can draw three cards at the expense of discarding two from my hand!"

"So you've got a lot of cards, so what? It's not like you have a hope of beating us." Gilgamesh crosses his arms and looks confident, as if he's sure of his victory, but Alan instead just starts to grin wildly.

Alan throws five cards on the table, and you immediately recognize just what he's been going for the entire game. "I've done it! I've assembled all five pieces of the puzzle! Now come forth, Exodia! Obliterate!" Gilgamesh looks genuinely surprised at this outcome, and even though you're losing, it's still pretty funny.

"This game sucks." Gilgamesh shakes his head. "I'm going to be in a lounge playing Street Fighter II with Enkidu if anybody wants me." The man leaves, dejected at having been beaten at a Children's Card Game by a humanoid manifestation of an ageless space god. Looks like having Pot of Greed removed from the ban list was a bad idea after all.

>>4846185
Godzilla vs Orochi got samefagged hard sadly.

>>4846203
WHERE IS MY EVANGELION CROSS OVER?!

>>4846203
What a shame. That would have been fun to see as well.

>>4846197
Finally. Yugioh time

>>4846210
Also super samefagged by somebody. One anon voted for it 8 times.

>>4846214
What do you think Get in the Greek God, Shinji. Was?

>>4846224
Yeah, next is Pseudo Servant Shinji 2
Or Shinji's Nightmare Day 2

>>4846203
>>4846218
wait so how do you know the vote was samefagged and what got samefagged?

>>4846197
I laughed like a madman along with our new pal Gil. We went full screw the rules I have money and we still lost. Praise Nyarly!

>>4846228
Can you do both or will you be collapsing after one?

>>4846223
Something about greek people

>>4846229
Turns out the website basically has ID for every voter and it tracks all voters, catching people who vote multiple times.

>>4846241
Greek Gods are Mechas in Nasuverse anon...

>>4846236
Next time it will be Strawpoll again.
>>4846238
I'll try to do both.

>>4846228
>Rehashes
Oh boy. This is exciting. Content we've already seen.

>>4846254
I dont know anything about Fate.

>>4846262
Ignorance is bliss.

God willing, billy interlude

Btw QM, you doing the time travel one?

>>4846322
I might extend the carnival into tomorrow.

>>4846252
Yes.
Then the outcome will be decided by the collective will we assert over the dice rather than a feeble democratic system.

>>4846327
absolutely champ of you

>>4846327
Please do, you absolute madlad. Anyways I’d reccomend if Carnival is extended, a new poll is on strawpoll as to prevent samefaggotry. Same poll should also have options that have been already written removed from the roster (for example 4th Holy Grail War any% speedrun)

>>4846433
does strawpoll allow for multivotes though?

>>4846443
As in multiple options can be selected? Yes.

Yeah I'll set up a strawpoll tomorrow and do the rest of the Carnival then.
Soon we'll return to normal.

Consider this a vote for tomorrow
One single LONG Carnival Story with votes/choices, or multiple anthology stories?

>One long story
>Multiple stories.

'Still having fun, Medusa?' You ask the woman who's been inside your head for a day now. She was with you all through the battle against Orochi, and was great help to you in providing you the edge you needed to overcome him. But... the war isn't really important right now, you're taking a day off at Medea and Sakura's behest, with them even telling Medusa not to hesitate to try to take control if you start doing foolish things. Of course in a battle of minds when it came to maintaining control over your body, you'd win every time, but if you actually properly resisted Medusa then things would not end up going well for her. Explaining things to Stheno and Euryale about their sister in general was a pain in the ass, but at the end of the day, you managed it. You've of course started working towards getting Medusa a body back, but a compatible puppet body for a Servant like herself is something that apparently is going to take quite a while to actually prepare.

'Very much so, I've just found another selection of stories to keep myself entertained with. You really do have quite a filthy mind, Shinji, and I would've never guessed it either!' Rider was really enjoying being able to tease you like this, it was one of the most obvious things in the world to realize that. Ever since having been trapped in your mind as an observer, she's been observing far more than you would really want her too. The worst part is that the context behind all of the doujins in your head are gone, so to her, it just looks like you for some reason commissioned all of this art of your friends and allies in sexual situations from some artist!

'Well don't enjoy yourself too much while I'm on my date with Medea and Sakura, alright? I want to make sure that things go as smoothly as possible, and I can't afford you throwing me off my game.' You don't want her to bring up one of those more regrettable doujins you ended up reading at the inopportune time and making you spill pockets of spaghetti on your date with Medea and Sakura, and going by Medusa's teasing of you, she very well may end up doing just that!

'Throwing you off your game, Shinji? Well, I could always offer you advice that I think might help. You might think yourself good at picking up on body language, but you're still a man. For you, it's far more difficult to know what secrets lie within a maiden's heart.' You don't really know if you believe what Medusa is telling you completely, but honestly, if she's willing to provide a live walkthrough of how to do things, then you'll happily accept her help. 'So what exactly were you planning for your date with the two of them, anyway?'

'Well I was planning on taking them to a uh... Sweet shop, to buy some chocolates? I know that Sakura likes chocolate and stuff like that.' You hadn't really given your date with the two of them that much thought, which is... ironic, considering everything.

'You probably shouldn't do that. Take them clothes shopping instead. I don't know if you've noticed, but Sakura... well, she's a growing girl.' Rider reminds you of something, and gives you an excellent idea. You very much had noticed that Sakura's body was starting to change thanks to the presence of Tiamat within her, and Sakura seems to consider her changes to be a... well, a point of pride. Rin definitely tried to hide the fact that she felt jealous of Sakura's body.

'Great idea, Rider!' You praise the woman in your head, and change your plans as a result. You don't think either Sakura or Medea would mind the chance to go shopping for clothing, besides, you wanted to get more clothing for the girls as well, especially Alítheia, so it's a two birds with one stone sort of trip!

>>>Skip

"So, Onii-chan. What do you think will look better on me, the purple dress or the blue?" Sakura is holding out two dresses that look nearly identical and you have no idea what you're meant to respond to the question with. Are you judging them on color?

'It's purple.'

"The purple dress, of course!" Sakura gives you a happy smile as she goes to wander off to the changing room to get dressed into her new outfit, before you turn to Medea, who seems to be staring at a collection of different colored hair ribbons. Seemingly unable to choose one that she likes out of the wide variety on offer.

'The light purple ribbon, point it out to her.'

"Medea, what about this one?" You pick up the ribbon and show it to her, and she smiles at you before taking it.

"Oh, Master, this one is... do you really think it would look good on me?" She seems like she's worried about something.

"Medea, anything would look good on you, you're not the sort of woman who has to worry about fashion or make-up or anything to be one of the most beautiful women in the room at any given time.

Thanks to Medusa's advice, you manage to have a perfect date with both Medea and Sakura, and all three of you go home happy with the outcome of the date, neither Medea nor Sakura were at all disappointed, and it's all thanks to Rider's help! With everyone safely back at home, you go to breathe a sigh of relief at a job well done till...

'Now Shinji, let's have a chat about why you like reading about me as the Gorgon so much, shall we?' Oh. Damn it. How many of those damn Doujins is she reading? And why are your memories of them so damn crisp and clear?!

>>4846637
>>Multiple stories.

>>4846637
>>Multiple stories.

>>4846637
>Multiple stories

>>4846644
>gorgon medusa
absolutely patrician taste.

>'Now Shinji, let's have a chat about why you like reading about me as the Gorgon so much, shall we?'
Canoically, isekai!Shinji likes older women, his only love interests that are younger than him are Sakura and Satsuki but Sakura is pretty stacked and motherly so it makes up for it. Almost everyone else is at least a decade older than him

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>>4846644
How will Medusa react if we tell her to change to Gorgon for sex?

>>4846704
she'll probably be really into it since she's a monster in that form but we still think she's beautiful

>>4846644
She‘s great. Bestest winggirl.

>>4846704
I reckon she’d humor us but how would we satisfy her?

Also I hope OP is asleep.

>>4846704
horribly embarassed but mega into it when her and shinji are minutes into it

>>4845134
Monica=Manaka fag here, as an actual schizo I approve.

>>4846642
Oh damn, there is absolutely no way to explain that massive amount of doujins as anything other than spending a fortune to be a massive pervert.

>>4846644
No sperging out over candy, no almost cutting the date short for no reason, no sperging out over jewelry? Dammit we needed Medusa for that date!

>>4847012
shinji's willing to rawdog gorgon, he's absolutely a massive pervert

>>4847031
her bodily fluids are the secret of immortality, Assclap approved

>>4847032
no that's the secret to vitality, not immortality
emperor cuckxi chugged all the immortality juice

>>4847035
>Resurrection Fraught Hades: True Medicine - The Obsolete Underworld's Grief ( 真薬・不要なる冥府の悲歎リザレクション・フロートハデス, Shinyaku - Fuyōnaru Meifu no HitanRizarekushon Furōto Hadesu?) is a complete replication of the medicine Asclepius created in life. It requires the blood of the Gorgon and the power of a pure god, among other secret ingredients to create it. As he said, "I accomplished this with power from Artemis" in life when he revived Hippolytus, the power of a god on the same level of Athena or Artemis must be put into the Gorgon's blood. Asclepius has not completely mastered on how to make the drug, having required various factors and chance occurrences outside of his own medical talents. He is still passionate about reproducing it.

>>4847043
Too bad the Root eats souls on death and he can't use the immortality juice right now. New Kur can't come fast enough.

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>>4846679
picrel

I'm still coofing up a storm so gimme a hot second

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>>4846200
As expected.
>>4846642
>>4846644
Get inside Shinji, Medusa.
You are now on autism wrangle duty.

>>4847072
Yeah, can we get her for real? We need a headmate like that.

I'm only half joking.

Concepts for Sumanai and Vortigern?

Vortigern just wanted to preserve his nation did he not?

Still reading through the Archives, I've reached the point where we have to explain to Mordred that she and Artoria are indeed girls. I am very disappointed that we didn't traumatize Mordred with tales of Merlin attaching a giant horse cock to Artoria so she could sire an heir. Minus points for such a shameful display.

Tamamo remains best girl

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>>4847089
based Confucian fresh meat

>>4847088
>Sumanai
Something to fix his personality problems and attitude.
>Vortigern
I don`t think most of our allies would want to have him around.
But playing on his anti-sword and dragon part is the best way to go if we keep him.

>>4847091
Grand Saver doesn't pick.

First he gets the sippy cup, then he gets whipped into shape

>>4847088
Sumanai?

And do we really want Vortigern? Can we kill him, just this once?

>>4847098
Mordred needs knights, he should be made to serve his country

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>>4847100
delete the already used ones retard

>>4847100
If I vote for those you have already done will you do a rewrite of them?

>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions."
>Return of the Charisma of a Charming Boy.
>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.
>"Thanks everyone, Nero enjoyed being the Main Character for the day."
>Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity
>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love!
>AyakaDate!: Prototype of Love!
>Character Sheet Creation: Saver
>Character Sheet Creation: Beast
>How to train your Oni: Petrol is not for drinking!
>Apotheosis Dojo: It's OK! Even Gods make mistakes!
>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.
>Shinji commissions a nice present for Manaka.
>Seaweed Seeking Mushroom.
>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!
>Beach Volleyball!: Shinji and Vritra take all comers!
>Bang! Bang! Bang! Pull my Devil Trigger!
>"Altrouge, this isn't the Aylesbury Valesti, this is an amusement park."
>Ayaka's big day out with the King of Heroes (Canon)
>Sella whips two new maids into shape! (Canon)
>Videogames Round Two: Arrival of the King of Heroes.
>Shinji's Loop: Inescapable Repetition.
>Star Paradox: The Reincarnator Strikes Back
>Xianxia 2: Cultivation Boogaloo
>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki
>Ashiya Douman vs False Beast: Heian-kyo
>White Moon Princess Phantasmoon Special - The Dusk of Truth: Mahou Shoujo Unite!
>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!
>What's this? Your Bersercar is evolving...!
>Fishing with a dog and his trainer.
>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan
>The Fairy Queen can't swim! Tohsaka's swimming lesson!
>Anastasia and Shinji's Russian Bonding time.
>"Wait, where did my Heroic Spirit Swordmasters go?"
>an UNRIVALLED REVENGE
>Sharing Tables
>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!
>A Second Day with the Normal High School Students
>Shinji's Worst Day Continues: The Nightmare Never Ends

You can vote for six of these, but unfortunately, my wage cage has opened to accept me once more, and with terrible power too.

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>>4847105
Fucc u

>>4847101
She already has two, Lancelot and Diarmuid would jump at the chance. I imagine she wouldn't want him.

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>>4847109
>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions."

>Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity

>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!

>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki

>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!

>"Wait, where did my Heroic Spirit Swordmasters go?"

Someone has to vote for Douman

>>4847109
>Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity
>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!
>Beach Volleyball!: Shinji and Vritra take all comers!
>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!
>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!
>Shinji's Worst Day Continues: The Nightmare Never Ends

>>4847109
>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions."
>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.
>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan
>Ayaka's big day out with the King of Heroes (Canon)
>Sella whips two new maids into shape! (Canon)
>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.

>>4847109
>Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity
>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!
>Videogames Round Two: Arrival of the King of Heroes.
>Xianxia 2: Cultivation Boogaloo
>Get in the Greek God, Shinji
>Star Paradox: The Reincarnator Strikes Back

>>4847110
Maybe he can serve as mount then.

>>4847124
based

>>4847089
>spoiler
Based.

>>4847109
>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!
>Character Sheet Creation: Saver
>Character Sheet Creation: Beast
>Xianxia 2: Cultivation Boogaloo
>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!
>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.

>>4847109
>Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity
>How to train your Oni: Petrol is not for drinking!
>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!
>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions."
>Shinji's Worst Day Continues: The Nightmare Never Ends
>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!
Did my post not post?
Voreanon here,
Angra, Good Titania, Fenrir, Shuten eats Jobber and sis or Oni Livestreamer getting ate?
Might do something with that hydra waifu that got posted too.

>>4847155
Good Titania is a nice follow up after how he was treated by Sakura Five.

>>4847155
I'd say Titania, if you're asking.

What I still don't get is how somebody can hate Shirou so much despite being a big enough fan of F/SN to write an quest about it.
The more I read through Sweets trashfire of a quest the more I wonder why he even liked Fate at all.
Was it just lolicunny?
Was he even a Fate fan before the original Akeldama where he sniffed out cunny and then skimmed F/SN after it got dropped to run a takeover?

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>>4847191
>Was it just lolicunny?
I believe so, yeah. He showed so little understanding of the characters, the plot and the setting and so sheer psycopathic pleasure in making them suffer that I'm sure he skipped everything that wasn't an Illya section, resented them for taking screentime away from her, and he read her sections using only one hand.

>>4847191
He was really into misery porn.

>>4847194
He took even the smallest interaction with a loli character as life-changing meetings too.
Interact with a loli once?
Now you only want to fuck little girls.
Stuff like that.

>>4847200
I imagine he was writing from personal experience about how interacting with a loli once awakened something in his sick, blackened soul.

>>4847200
That first meeting was even more bullshit because the loli would've killed the MC if he didn't treat her nice too.

>>4847204
>I'm not railroading! The players chose everything of their own free will! They could have chosen differently!
t. Sweets the other day

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>>4847200
He admitted it himself.
And named his favourite author.

>>4847206
The on-rails aspects really became obvious after Akeldama ended and Sweets didn't know anything about Nasuverse so he just made another grail war.

>>4847213
The on-rails aspects really became obvious-to-even-the-blind by the fact the players voted for diplomacy with Shirou EVERY SINGLE TIME, and we all know how that ended out: With Sakura making Alberich kneel and ending his disgusting, pathetic existence.

Here's the most likely turn of events imo
>Sweets is FGO tertiary because cunny
>sees Fate quest on board
>skimreads F/SN
>falls in love with cunny
>starts acting like he's a fate oldfag

Anyway moving on from Sweets' shit quest can we talk about after the war?
We have a year to waste due to Sakura's overactive ovaries.

>>4847235
Oni village arc should be right next.

Archive-reading fag here again. I was intending to only make one post as to not clog the thread with too much irrelevancy, but you motherfuckers just summoned Morrigan La Fey instead of what could've potentially been Proto-Arthur (turns out it was Gawain, still a better choice than her). I am mad as hell. This is completely unacceptable. How could there possibly exist a collective of minds that makes such terrible decisions? You guys suck.

Tamamo still has the fluffiest tail and is best girl

>>4847235
Mordred wants to conquer Britain. I say why settle for only Britain?

>>4847239
Wait until you reach the QM starts to seethe about Sweets meta-arc.
You having fun, archive-anon?

>>4847241
It's a rollercoaster of stupidity.

>>4847239
If you think this is frustrating wait until you catch up to the snakecave summon.

>>4847243
In a good way?

>>4847246
Wait and Hope anon.

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>>4847235
Rude.

And more than a year, we're not leaving with 3-month old babies, are we?

>>4847239
>Mordred wants to conquer Britain
Wait until you get to the map painting discussions

>>4847243
stupidity?

>>4847235
>overactive
I'd say they work exactly as they should.

Well we do have some issues we could deal with on top of welcome slice of life episodes.

>personal tutoring from Touko, Scathach, Paracelsus, Mrs.Colchis for ourselves, Satsuki, Abby, Rin(zero)...
>Lifespan extension for the homunculi
>Practice with Miyako
>Recovering Chiara
>Convincing the Church to leave us be now that we're deputized by proper authorities
>Laying groundwork for Moedred's return of the king (some of it can be done from our boardrooms)
>manufacturing utility items for ourselves and our allies (especially SHIKI could use some if we wants to continue his batman impersonation)
>Setting up Kur
>Summoning additional personages to our character roster (I'm not actually convinced this is a good idea, unless maybe we send off some allies to be happy away from the scene (like emiyas on the honeymoon for instance) but I imagine our wives won't want to be parted from us like that.
>finding Amethyst
>hacking the great wall?
>also Raiga wanted to talk about something although I reckon that will be about war-related mess or coverup...

>>4847250
Isn't TATARI in a few weeks?

>>4847254
Tatari in a year.

>>4847254
I have no idea what the timeline looks desu

But yeah shame on me for forgetting the vampire related business. This will absolutely need to be addressed and Satsuki will get a new pet and a dog.

>>4847250
>Recovering Kiara
>Recovering Mashu, kicking Moneybills's teeth in
>Murdering Prelatti, Darnic and everyone else on The List
>Sending Para on a diplomatic mission to Atlas and the Wandering Sea
Character Roster is bloated enough already. At best or worst we might want Anastasia just to give her Russia, and Marie Antoinette to give her France.

>>4847254
A year, give or take a few months.

>>4847247
I enjoy tormenting myself, so yes. I'm also surprised we're still alive considering how many wet spots we're currently creating just by walking in to a room with our allies. I'm surprised we haven't had atleast one Bad End where we are raped to death by our turbo-horny harem.

>>4847249
>stupidity?
Shuten was given a bottle of Divinity brand Scotch. I still haven't gotten over how stupid that idea was.

>>4847261
Ah, yeah. We've had some really stupid dead ends. And the period around Shuten was full of drama and samefaggotry.

>>4847258
Oh yeah, the Oni village and telling Rin some her friends got Onified.

Aylesbury ritual is also one of the bigger things we need to take care of.
>>4847261
>I'm surprised we haven't had atleast one Bad End where we are raped to death by our turbo-horny harem.
You will see.

>>4847260
Good points.
>Character Roster is bloated enough already. At best or worst we might want Anastasia just to give her Russia, and Marie Antoinette to give her France
I'm all in favour with placing cute girls who deserve better in charge of their countries desu even if this happened entirely offscreen. Maybe even better that way. And if Marie can get Jeanne as her retainer, even better.

>>4847264
Aylesbury is long term though. We shouldn't underestimate the vamps in their home turf. One problem at a time.
>>4847266
Yeah, that's how I'd want to see it happen. Almost entirely off-screen.

>>4847260
If we're sending Para, who is not an AoG Caster, at least have someone teach him some AoG magecraft or concept him up for True Ether.

>>4847270
Para knew them both and had good relations with them in life. That's why he'll be our envoy. His magecraft is secondary for the mission.

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>>4847264
>You will see.
I don't find your implications enjoyable. Go away.

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>>4847274
Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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>>4847274

>>4847272
He was definitely known, but I am pretty sure he only had an actual relationship with the Clock Tower.
Atlas dudes don't leave their place if not on a world saving mission at all, and Wandering Sea dudes never leave at all, unless they go rogue like Nero Chaos.
His interests and actions also dont really align with the two.

Guys why is Shuten so cute when she's being bullied?

>>4847279
>Although Paracelsus is a person who is close with the Clock Tower, he conducted exceptional networking with the Atlas Academy and the Wandering Sea for the advancement of their mutual research.[1]

>>4847283
Because she's usually very smug, and seeing someone usually so dominant in a vulnerable position is cute.

>>4847109
>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions."
>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.
>Seaweed Seeking Mushroom.
>Bang! Bang! Bang! Pull my Devil Trigger!
>Ayaka's big day out with the King of Heroes (Canon)
>Sella whips two new maids into shape! (Canon)

Will our Half-Oni kids with Shuten have horns?
Will our kids with Vritra have tails?
Will our kids with Medea have pointy ears?
Will our kids with Medusa have snek aspects?
We should have sex with Pollux and force Castor to watch.

>>4847296
Yes to all

How angry would Castor be if we just walked up to Pollux from behind while he was talking to her and we just started to grope her?

>>4847300
Castor would be delighted because Pollux would knock our lights out if we did that.

>>4847301
What if we got her to waifu status first?

>>4847303
Well we currently only have his conceptual upgrade lined up so he may end up encouraging us by then.

>have Merlin create illusions to grope Pollux in front of Castor that she can't feel
Prank'd

It's scary how accurate the first carnival was.

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>>4847311
>Prank'd

>>4847323
>inb4 Morgan frames Merlin for something where he's actually innocent to get him gnomed

>>4847330
>implying Morgan hasn't already set this scheme in motion.

>>4847323
If Merlin is smart he'll use his coom magic to turn himself into a girl.

>>4847332
>implying he's not already a gnome

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>>4847330
>>4847332
>"Gnome him and I give you a kiss and cook you oyakodon!"

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>>4847333
If he did everyone here would be a lot nicer to him that's for sure.

>>4847342
Oyakodon from Morgan eh?

>>4847345
Indeed. The council fears The Hand.

Can't wait to wake up to a guilty looking Shuten, Satsuki and Vritra with no arms or legs.

>>4847362
Alberich moment.

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>>4847364
Looks like Medusa, Stheno and Euryale got their job back.

>>4847366
>"I am truth given form."
>"I look upon the falsehoods of reality."
>"An infinity of lies."
>"Blind to the beyond."
>"I shall guide the way."
>"A perfect world of my own creation."
For all of 10 seconds

>>4847366
>"MEDUSA HELP I SHIT MYSELF AGAIN!!!"
Alberich was such a cuck.

>>4847371
I am pretty sure two of them naturally regen really good and Shuten can put her stuff back on like a lego, if it still exists. Including her head.

>>4847376
I read what that anon said as WE would wake up with no arms and legs because they would eat them.

>>4847377
I read it as them trying to sneak into bed with us and tripping some auto-defense someone set up.

>>4847381
Why would the anti rape field be lethal?

When can we give Shirou a physics textbook to teach him about the matter-energy conversion rate?

>>4847109
>>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions."
>>Return of the Charisma of a Charming Boy.
>>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love!
>>AyakaDate!: Prototype of Love!
>>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.
>>Shinji commissions a nice present for Manaka.

>>4847388
>"Think Shirou, Think!"
>"E=Mc^2!"
Tfw shirou is millions of times more energy efficient than Aoko.

>>4847250
>>Convincing the Church to leave us be now that we're deputized by proper authorities
This seems much easier said than done, might be easier to just fake out death

>>4847419
Faking our death might be possible but how are we supposed to fake Ciel's death?

>>4847305
>SHINJI FUCK MY SISTER
>CONTINUE THE DIOSCURI BLOODLINE

>>4847427
Well she was in the HGW so it's not too hard, or we don't fake her death at all and have her "defect" to Clock Tower for the time being

>>4847427
Maybe we say she got eaten by a truth dragon loli.

>>4847109
>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love
>Bang! Bang! Bang! Pull my Devil Trigger!
>What's this? Your Bersercar is evolving...!
>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan
>Get in the Greek God, Shinji

>>4847419
Well we have blessed circuits and Alaya with us. That's already two points in our favour.
We may have Arc and Satsuki with us but on the other hand we've deleted [literally who] and neutralised Nrvsqr, with intent on thwarting the rest of them. It's not like they are strangers to making, put it mildly, questionable alliances to get their job done. So there should be enough common ground, and more than enough reason for them to get along with us rather than waste resources on trying to destroy us.

>>4847431
Ciel is super immortal.
Faking her death is very hard.

>>4847436
We should definitely make some pre-emptive countermeasures to stuff like El-Nahat, though. Just in case.

>>4847109
>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.
>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.
>Godzilla vs Orochi: Battle for Japan
>Sharing Tables
>Videogames Round Two: Arrival of the King of Heroes.
>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki

>>4847439
We have countermeasures.
Enkidu and Vritra.

Are there any church QTs worth saving if we war them?

>>4847454
Caren

>>4847456
>the cursed result of kotomine's cum and garbage genetics
Pass

Escaped from the cagie of wagie, but still got some IRL Things to work through.
What are the current top 6?
Should be two hours till I can start

>>4847467
Current top are:
>Get in the Greek God, Shinji.
>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions."
>Shattered Mirror: Advent of the Beast of Humanity
>Betty and Abby's new pet cat, his name is Ni-!
>The Extra Special Errand of the Five Daughters!
>Liquefied Sanguine, the new fighting game sensation!
>Billy the Kid: Menace of the Fairground.

With a tie at last place.

>>4847109
>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki
>Ashiya Douman vs False Beast: Heian-kyo
>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love!
>AyakaDate!: Prototype of Love!
>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions."
>"Altrouge, this isn't the Aylesbury Valesti, this is an amusement park."

>>4847109
>>False Beast vs Ashiya Douman: Fuyuki
>>Ashiya Douman vs False Beast: Heian-kyo
>>ShinjiDate!: Mysterious Truths of Highschool Love!
>>AyakaDate!: Prototype of Love!
>>"Well if it isn't the consequences of my future self's actions."
>>"Altrouge, this isn't the Aylesbury Valesti, this is an amusement park."
More Ayaka and Altrogue screentime!