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You are immersed in the chorus of thuds and grunts in Winterfell’s courtyard this cool afternoon, sweating pouring down your chest from your earlier exertions exchanging friendly blows with Robb and Theon.

Your younger brother Tommen is currently sparring against Bran under Ser Rodrik’s tutelage, both boys so heavily padded for their safety they look like ambulatory pillows. The two children huff and puff as they bat at each other with padded wooden swords under the master-at-arms’ watchful eyes. You and a dozen other spectators call out encouragement to the highborn lads dueling, competing with the eldest Stark boy for who is cheering the loudest.

After a while of circling and hitting one another, Bran knocks Prince Tommen onto his ass with a particularly devastating thud and your plump sibling is unable to get up, rolling around in the dust. Tommen looks like a turtle on his back thanks to all the padding. His auburn-haired opponent stands over the prone Tommen, wooden sword upraised to whack him once the fat blonde regains his feet.

All around you, the many knights and squires in the livery of Lannister and Baratheon who accompanied the royal party to this northern fortress, subjected to watching this childish display, start laughing.

“Enough!” Ser Rodrik calls out. He steps forward and gives Tommen a hand, yanking your brother back to his feet. “Well fought. Lew, Donnis, help them out of their armor.” Cassel looks around, stroking his magnificent white chin whiskers as he does. “Prince Joffrey, Robb, will you go another round?”

Robb, already sweaty as well from your previous bout, moves forward eagerly, grinning from ear to ear. “Gladly.”

You move from your resting position under the cool shade of the high stone wall, striding into the sunlight upon being summoned.

Squinting your eyes, you look up, noticing two figures watching the martial training of noble children from above.

On a covered bridge between Winterfell’s armory and its Great Keep sits a window. In that window, you spot Jon Snow and Arya Stark seated on the sill, watching the combat with rapt attention.

Striding forward, you gesture up to the two spectators in their makeshift box seats. “Lady Arya, Jon,” you call their names with a smile, startling the two figures with your address. “Why don’t you come down here and join us?”

Jon looks absolutely mortified while Arya’s face lights up like you may have just made her dreams come true.

There is a cacophony of gasps as you make that suggestion, even Robb squinting his eyes somewhat, analyzing you to see if you’re joking. “I know you’re scared of me kicking your arse again, Your Grace. But my sister Arya’s only nine.”

There are some soft chuckles at your expense, before you whirl on the cocky manlet.

“But your baseborn brother Jon is the better sword between the two of you, or so I’ve heard,” you counter, smirking as Robb scowls at the truth of your words.

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“Mayhaps I wish to test myself against a more skilled opponent, Stark. And your sister may yet perform well against either Bran or Prince Tommen. We should see.”

Ser Rodrik strides forward, a deep frown etched into his features. “Martial practice is no activity to involve a young girl in.”

Sandor Clegane snorts. “Why not? The padding, the wooden swords - your training’s fit for women and children.”

Theon Greyjoy, his black doublet emblazoned with the golden kraken of his House, barks out a laugh, a look of wry contempt on his face. “They are children, Hound.”

“Then why not include Arya,” you tack on to Theon’s derisive comment. “She’s clearly interested, furtively watching our training from above rather than embroidering with the rest of the girls.”

“It’s improper to hit a lady,” Ser Rodrik bluntly states. “The behavior is unbecoming of prospective knights.”

The Hound howls with raucous laughter at that statement.

You chuckle as well, though to the master-at-arm’s credit, neither Tommen nor Bran look particularly pleased at the prospect of being in the lose-lose situation of fighting against a girl - a Sophie’s choice of emasculation if they lose or being a bully if they win.

“Well, is it improper to be hit by one?” you offer a compromise. “What if one was to merely defend and parry, training their defense while she tired herself out striking out in an attempt to land a blow. Let her have fun. Arya certainly won’t get inured by that.”

It’s Robb’s turn to laugh now. “Careful, Joff. The Crown Prince beaten by a young girl would make for quite the song.”

You shrug. “That’s my risk to take, isn’t it? I’ve danced with one of your sisters already, Stark. Is it really so strange I should dance with the other?”

Rodrik relents finally, now that he’s relatively confident this isn’t an excuse for you to see a little girl get beaten up. “Fine. If Lady Arya wishes to participate, then she may. If, for whatever reason, she is struck or otherwise hurt, I’ll end the bout then and there. Understood?”

“I’ll be there quickly!” Arya calls down to the gathering of squires and knights, grabbing her half-brother Jon by the sleeve of his outfit and yanking him from the window sill. Both of them should be here in the yard in a matter of seconds, you presume.

Sandor Clegane steps close, whispering to you. “You sure this is a smart idea, little lord?” He’s one of the few men who gets to call you little, your muscular giant of a sworn sword still towering over you. “Bruises you suffer in the practice yard from trueborn swords may be overlooked, but bastards and girls aren’t allowed to damage young princes.”

>”Dance” with Arya
>Spar with Jon Snow
>Ask Robb to duel Jon so you can determine which is the better sword
>Convince Tommen to get in the ring with Arya. You know he probably wouldn’t be able to hit her if he tried anyway.
>Other (write-in)

>>4801109
I fully agree with the Hound, we have to keep up appearances. We can't be seen fighting little girls.

>Ask Robb to duel Jon so you can determine which is the better sword

>The 7k+ post shitpost-quest continues
Fucking epic

>>4801109
>”Dance” with Arya

>>4801100
>You know who your real mom is in the real world and it isn’t this blonde, incestuous slut. Cersei might be a brotherfucker and, now thanks to your influence, a sonfucker, but you certainly aren’t engaging in incest yourself. At least not mentally.

Are you retarded. Incest is because of genetics. If you take over somone else's body your now genetically that person. Meaning if you fuck their mom your fucking your biological mom, just beacuse somone didn't raise you doesn't make them not your mom. Were you adopted trick and then did you use this justfication to go around fucking your biological family, you sick fuck.

>>4801113
+1

>>4801109
>>Other (write-in)
>Propose we do doubles. Jon and Arya agains yourself and Robb. If Jon truly is the best of you all, it's just about fair.

>>4801125
It's just a cope anon

>>4801134
The answer to all of your questions is yes, but not because of genetics, but because incest is based

>>4801132
isn't not isn't

>>4801125
>Incest is because of genetics.

Deleted post because I can't read, lol.

No, but seriously.

If you're adopted, is it totally okay to fuck your adopted sister,, brother, mother father?

Is that just all hunky dory because you're not genetically related even if they've raised you like one of their own?

>>4801113
+1

>>4801109
>Ask Robb to duel Jon so you can determine which is the better sword

>>4801109
>Propose we do doubles. Jon and Arya agains yourself and Robb. If Jon truly is the best of you all, it's just about fair.
A battlefield isn't the same as a duel.

>>4801142
Of course not. Such unchristian thoughts violate the sacrosanctness of familial bonds. Thankfully this is a fantasy where we can live out our mutual fantasy of self inserting as a prince in a kingdom going to shit and fuck anybody hot because we can. In real life though? Nah that's gross and it puts sex drama into the family that I can speak from experience is not very helpful to find out when your sister is fucking daddy for fivers.

>>4801125
How can you be a real feudal lord if your family tree isn't a ven diagram?

>>4801142
We should shoot off a letter to Oedipus to ask his expertise on the incest matter. He is quite acquainted with it after all. I'm sure he will write back very swiftly once he sees our question in the mail.

>>4801160
>Oedipus

he was an irrational retard.

All his children were thankfully not terribly deformed incest babbies. He could have just stopped fucking his wife and ruled his kingdom, but instead he let the whole thing fall into disarray because he couldnt handle accidentally fucking his mom.

Is this quest by discord tranny rigging votes?

>>4801160
People who think incest was the problem with Oedipus actually miss the point of his story.

>>4801167
Should I explain the joke to you? Or do you just think it isn't funny?

>>4801158
Ah, but that shit was to keep land in power in the family. Wasn't because they were all incest loving sweet home alabama singers. Of course some did sing that song. It was condemned by the church for dad, brother, sister, son, daughter and mom shit. Cousins and aunt/uncle on the other hand.. Depends on the location.

>>4801160
Poor guy didn't even know that he was banging his mom, I doubt he could really say anything.

>>4801176
forgot the nieces and nephews. Was also allowed.

>>4801171
I was just trying to get some eye rolls at a bad joke, b.

>>4801176
Yeah see there's good merit to keeping power in the family. In our case, I don't really know what our case is, but I'm sure we can make a case for it after everyone else is dead.

>>4801172
>Should I explain the joke to you?

Is the joke that Oedipus blinded himself?

Remind me, what are this board's rules on outright smut

>>4801185
Yes.

>>4801181
Oh.

>>4801181
>eye rolls

was this also a joke about oedipus blinding himself?

>>4801187
If it's not reported then it's allowed. :^)

>>4801182
Because genetics it's not the greatest idea to do. Need enough different genes in the family or you Spanish Habsburg your line and what do you have then with that power?
You can do some [insert family member] breeding, but man don't do that shit for too many generations.

>>4801191
.... yes.

>>4801192
Like so many things. If it isn't enforced the laws weren't broken.

>All this seething by nofunallowed posters just like predicted last thread

>>4801203
that's what you get for following schizo bitch like Trick

>>4801109
>Double's. Us & Arya, vs Jon & Robb.

We know they won't hurt Arya, and won't double team us either.

>>4801203
Just wait until the Cat scene
we're on for that, right?

>>4801142
Of course not, but just because you shouldn't fuck you adopted mom doesn't mean you should fuck your bio mom. Your orginal post was some shit tier smut and just seemed like some thinly veiled attempt to try and justify what you know is wrong. Did you fuck your sister trick? It's ok you can tell me.

>>4801193
Agreed. And now that that's good and settled we can move on to question the nature of nobility owned sex zoos and the ethics of renting out political prisoners to byzantinac baboon rape circuses. Strangely enough, Westeros lacks the overt animal fucking that is historically associated with most mid-medieval to renaissance cultures, and wales.

So technically we're already very high on the "moral chain" when compared to, say, real life West Francia. But that's not much of a surprise I suppose.

>>4801203
Don't fuck that dragon anon, that's immoral and gross.

>>4801158
t-thats very specific anon

>>4801202
If incest is about genetics, then why is it wrong to fuck your adopted mom?

Is that because incest isnt about something so simple like genetics (because in that case, literally everyone with a genetic defect who reproduces is just as bad if not worse than people who engage in incest)

Listen buddy, I watch a lot of Destiny debates on this topic, okay: you can't defeat me on this subject. I'm mentally untouchable.

>>4801100
Trick.
Do we eventually get a Cersei pastebin or is it more like, nah not worth it right now?

>>4801221
>>4801215

>>4801103
>tfw we never received the Cersei smut post

>>4801109
>Spar with Jon Snow
Dad won't mind so who cares if he hurts us

how are rules about linking to smut?

>>4801226
What do you mean? The vote was to fuck. The post said "and then they fucked". That's it. There it is.

>>4801217
The animal shit was frowned upon and even then was a fringe group. Medieval isn't the same as immoral. Different need thanks to different circumstances.

>>4801219
From experience. Go far enough north and it's just like going far enough south, or far enough west. Honestly I don't get it, but rural people absolutely love searching for dates at family reunions.

>>4801223

Because it was mother's day, I decided to do a small Cersei seasonal event which jumped the queue. I wanted to do the sparring post first which started this thread first since it technically received more votes, as did robert baratheon. I may just post an actual, more detailed sex scene in the old thread later, just in case it draws ire from the moderators of this website.

>>4801241
It's only fair. Not getting axed is a good idea after all.

>>4801211
Changing to this line up.
>>4801235
You don't know what smut is, do you?

>>4801237
Sure but a couple of eccentric nobles funding rape circuses rings out pretty hard, even when such an event is a one-off thing during a multigeneration war and triggered a crackdown on heresy. Could've just been propaganda from the writers of history, hard to tell. At least no culture regressed to pre-roman animal head wearing ceremonial orgies.

Basically what I'm saying is we are morally superior because we only fucked our mother once, and we don't have zoos, so we're double moral.

>>4801211
I like this vote

>>4801221
Incest isn't a man made concept. Nature has gives us a revulsion to sexual realtions with our family to stop it. Because it invenitably leads to genetic deformties that harm those offspring of incestuous realtionships. There is no 100% contraceptive espically in medevial times. So any time you copulate with a female family member your risking putting more suffering into the world. Fucking your adopted mother is wrong because it will cause mental damage. Their role as a parental figure is important and shouldn't be corrupted.

>(because in that case, literally everyone with a genetic defect who reproduces is just as bad if not worse than people who engage in incest)

Unrionally yes. If your genetic defect is inherently negative and can't be mitigated by modern technology you shouldn't be producing offspring.

>>4801252
He's right that smut wasn't really necessitated from that last post. That being said, Trick does have a rich history of writing smut, so I do expect something more there.

>>4801252
>You don't know what smut is, do you?
Sorry, only know snuff.

>>4801241
Post it in the qtg. That way there's no problem with the thread. Lol.

>>4801255
>pre-roman animal head wearing ceremonial orgies.
My friend... You know that shit happens nowadays?
>Basically what I'm saying is we are morally superior because we only fucked our mother once, and we don't have zoos, so we're double moral.
The zoos part. Yes pretty normal compared to the rest.
The mother part. Meh not gonna even start on that one, because that shit moraly complex.

>>4801109
"I can just say it was the heat of the moment, getting a bit hurt is something i can laugh it off this days. As well take responsability, the idea was mine afterall everyone heard me."


>>4801211
support

>>4801113
>>4801130
>>4801150
>>4801147

Robb duels Jon

>>4801117
>>4801131
>>4801151
>>4801211
>>4801252

Dance with Arya

>>4801228

Spar with Jon

>>4801252
Changing? You fucking dynamic IP posessing nigger, this is your first post from that ID in this thread. God I hate you "people"

>>4801259

Uh oh, the biologically essentialist, eugenics supporting nazi is here to lecture us about genitically reproducing so we can create the (white) unbermensch. Here we go . . .


But seriously, if someone like Tyrion Lannister having a kid with a woman he loves like Tysha, despite the high chance his kid will have dwarfism, is just as bad as Jaime and Cersei fucking, then no, incest isn't that big a deal and yet we both know, mentally and in our hearts, that Tyrion having kids with a woman and producing a dwarf - even if we would advise against it - is a far cry less morally monstrous and disgusting and disturbing than Cersei and Jaime fucking and producing two out of three decent children despite the genetic risk.

Incest is so much more than just "hurr durr, percentages" because if it wasn't we wouldn't bat an eyelash at twin brothers fucking or mothers fucking their daughters.

But we do.

>>4801259
There has historicaly been a 100% contraceptive. It's a pretty old idea. It's called the backdoor.

>>4801274
>Changing? You fucking dynamic IP posessing nigger, this is your first post from that ID in this thread. God I hate you "people"
No, I was the one who first pitched doubles, just with us and Robb vs Jon and Arya. I don't want to samefag and you counted my vote twice.

>>4801268
Well I wasn't going to mention furries because they lack the raw religiosity aspects or animal sacrifice, I think?, and if these things happen in some 3rd world tribe that's been in mud houses for 2000 years I'd feel weird comparing it to Westeros which has things like the Red Keep and stirrups. As for college fraternitys who participate in various modern sex cults... I guess some might technically count as nobility depending on their parents. Huh, hadn't given it much thought.

>>4801274
>But we do.
exactly!

>>4801277
based

>>4801211
That's smart

>>4801277
>not busting such a fat load that it dribbles out and slips into the bagoo
You need more hydration my friend.

>>4801277
Do you think people in the medevial times knew how to stop people from getting infections from putting your dick in an asshole.

>>4801280
Your ID totally changed, idiot

>>4801284
Well. If you can blast deep enough that shit (heh) shouldn't be a problem.

>>4801211
Support, if we miss this for the current update, put it in the next one.

>>4801274
>schizo starts screeching about nazis again
like a clockwork

>>4801294
Too hard and you get the backblast bro. The fine line of safe non-impregnating anal is elusive.

>>4801291
Man there have been creams for a lot of things historicaly. Despite Hollywood potrayal of ancient times. People tried to at least be health and be clean. It was because of hygienic and social factors. Where do you think our desire to look clean comes from?

>>4801291
Yes, the Romans invented the Enema and the East Romans washed their hands in it.
Hm..

Actually we're a self-insert, so we can impart a tiny bit of modern hygiene to any partner we want. So long as it's not fucking guns.

>>4801300
How do you spot the nazi fatefag in the quest?

You don't. You just let them angrily announce themselves.

Damn, I thought i'd start this new thread with less shitposting but here we are

>>4801274
>>4801211
>>4801252
>>4801258
>>4801270
>>4801283
>>4801297

These are all votes for Us & Arya vs Jon & Robb.

>>4801308
You're running a pretty popular quest right now and suprised there is shitposting? Some shitposting is actually really nice. Of course not a good idea to make the whole quest so, but hey. Sometimes things need to be less serious.

>>4801308
Best way to stop shitposting is to get everyone to repeat the same thing. 50% of the time it works 13% of the time.

>>4801293
It did. So did my vote. The "Changing?" in your post was in reponse to the latter, unless you think my dynamic IP only changes when I want it to. But that would be silly. You aren't silly, are you Trick?

>>4801308
IGNORE THEM, START WRITING

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>>4801308
>new thread
>less shitposting

>>4801314
>works 13

if only 13% would actually work ;)

>>4801308
How do you notice QM is a retard? When he screech "nazi fatefag" at anyone dissing him. :)

>>4801305
you said the g-word ....

>>4801320
I thought you wanted less /pol/tard shitposting, not more?

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>>4801320
If only

>>4801321

>I'm REALLY UPSET for some reason that you keep insulting nazis

But why? I mean, if you're not a nazi, why do you care that I call nazis retards?

>B-because . . . uh, I'm so NOT a nazi that you talking shit about nonexistent nazis annoys me

Why are you getting offended on behalf of nonexistent nazis?

Oh, by the way, I love Israel and the Jewish people. I think diversity is awesome.

You agree, right my non-nazi friend?

>>4801321
Yeah all two of them.
Don't worry anon, you won't be thrown out for being a retard or a nazi.

>>4801332
>typical leftist
Please keep real world politics out of the quest.
Historic refferences? sure that alright.
Also lefty? Nazi calling? Really people. I thought we weren't cringe.

>>4801330
>tfw you're so anti-thing that you ironically become thing to prove how good anti-thingism is because of how bad the thing you became is thus making you the hero of anti-thingy
Anyone else getting a headache?

>>4801274
I said inherently negative, fucktard. Unless your saying a dwarf's life is inevitabley going to lead to suffering, I don't want to hear it. I touched on why parental figures and their children shouldn't copulate in my last post. Sisters and brothers are much for the same reason, but to a lesser extent. Also nice job assuming I'm a nazi for disagreeing with you. That's a typical leftist for you.

>>4801332
>saying a dwarfs life is inevitabley going to lead to suffering

Of course it is.

So is being genetically predisposed to being short or bald, especially if you're a man.

And if there are issues with family members fucking (this is what we might call, um, incest) that has nothing to do with genetics, then clearly the moral negatives involved with incest are far removed from purely genetic factors.

Which, now that we can finally go from hypotheticals to this specific situation, is why - from Elsweyr's point of view - this ISNT really incest.

Because he doesn't have a true familial bond with Cersei AND even if he did reproduce with her, the genetic offspring wouldnt be any worse than Tyrion reproducing and allowing another dwarf into the world.

Ipso facto, fucko, get fukt.

Nazi

>>4801338
I'm actually giddy as a school girl right now.

>>4801341
>>4801342

>>4801337
Dude really deleted his post.
Don't do that shit.
Actually respond to people's critique and have a calm debate.
Ideas aren't solid and changing your mind or changing someone elses mind is normal. That's how new ideas are born and discussed.
And last but not least. Deleting the post makes all the things you said worthless. People don't like that, because it's just petty.

>>4801338
Round and round the drain we go, off to dilate it with fanfiction cope and some family oriented manhwa.

>>4801342
Can we introduce a policy of hand-washing with clean water to the doctors of King's Landing?

>>4801330
>Anyone who criticize me is da natzi!
yep, retard
>I love Israel and the Jewish people
You love expansionist, racist, segregationist outlaw state? Not very proggresive, my cucked friend.
>I think diversity is awesome.
Do you housing some refugees in your house? Talk is cheap after all.

>You agree, right my non-nazi friend?
Dunno, you really sound like some nazi here. We have to abolish racist police, right?

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>>4801342
>>4801342
So, now we get to fuck Cersei, thus cucking both Bobby B and Jaime. Given the players we'll likely keep it in the family with Myrcella as well when she's older.

Now the real question: when will we get to meet the BOAR?

>>4801354
This could be doable. Also the soap.

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>>4801356
ACAB

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I'll be honest - I don't give a fuck about "muh nazis". I'm here for BOARquesting.

>>4801354
did George the Mountain Range mentioned anything in particular about that in his books ?

>>4801337
>I thought we weren't cringe.
First time posting with Trick? Faggot rigged vote in his former quest because he was assblasted about his playerbase views lmao

>>4801366
Yep, if Trick doesn't support this, he's a nazi too. :) ACAB!

Why even bother voting for things if the niggerfaggot qm is just gonna write whatever fanfic he wants?

>>4801342
>>4801354
I guess what I'm saying is anti-fascists should thank Hitler for giving them a reason to exist. And McCarthy should have thrown a few how-do-you-dos to Stalin and Mao.

Maybe the thingism was the friends we hated along the way.

>>4801359
>>4801359
>Now the real question: when will we get to meet the BOAR?

This thread, probably. If I can stop procrastinating by poking the /pol/tards in the thread.

>>4801356

Nice dog whistle, nazi. Go back to /pol/ before I start writing about Summer Islanders fucking Sansa.

>>4801372

>assblasted about his playerbase views

And what views would those be, hmmm?

At least have the fucking spine to just say that yes, you are a nazi. This pilpul you're doing to pretend you aren't while defending yourself from my insults in fucking embarassing.

>>4801187
Apparently the mods don't pay much attention to reports, perhaps there haven't been enough?

>>4801371
The Maester's had some special hygiene practices but it was never clearly stated to exist outside their doctrinal sphere.

>>4801380
Repat with me, you nazi. ACAB!

>>4801356
FFS. really. If you wanna debate then prepare for a reasonable debate
>Yep, retard.
Shit isn't an argument. It's the same as saying Nazi, because you dislike them.
>You love expansionist, racist, segregationist outlaw state? Not very proggresive, my cucked friend.
It was probably as a reference to what the Nazis did and that Trick isn't one.
>Do you housing some refugees in your house? Talk is cheap after all.
Diversity isn't the same as refugees and nobody talked about housing refugees in your house. It's actually better to get them their own houses and getting some sense of not being a refugee.
>Dunno, you really sound like some nazi here. We have to abolish racist police, right?
You know that last question was bait right?

>>4801342
Your delusional if you think people need to have a full head of hair or be tall to have a happy fulfilling life. Let me better define what I'm talking about since inherently negative doesn't seem clear enough. When a genetic disease will inevitably lead to a life being ruined or highly damaged it shouldn't be passed on. An example of this is if grey scale was genetic and those who carried it would have a 1/4 chance of their offspring expressing the gene. Those people shouldn't reproduce. Incest can cause alot of things worse than dwarfism and thus it shouldn't be done.

Retard

>>4801386
Better question, why are you defending self-admitted vote rggier?

>>4801388
I don't know my hair is starting to thin and I'm pretty much living a 3/4s life right now. I'm straight up not having a good time.

>>4801388
Stop debating Joffrey-in-Elsweyr's body.

>>4801380
When you say we'll meet the BOAR, do you mean we'll hunt a boar, or that we're about to become an orphan (officially at least)?

>>4801391
I haven't yet seen the proof of vote rigging yet.
Also it's the QM. The QM decides what goes or doesn't go. If people don't like what the QM does the quest just dies. It's simple supply and demand.

>>4801394
I'm hoping he means we get to go out and have a nice candlelit dinner in the woods with a fine fuzzy fat friend.

>>4801394
We'll find of a group of boar baby's around a dead boar and adopt them as our own.

>>4801398
In the north they only carry lanterns outside. Oh my god I'm fucking autistic. I'm going to post this because I actually thought of that.

>>4801382
then i guess we could introduce it, basic stuff like washing the hands.

Maybe we can humor ourselves after the explanation, and ask them the opinion on why westeros as one common tongue on an entire continent despite being so vast ? Speak even by wildlings on the other side of a giant magical ice wall lmao


>>4801394
Hunting boars and succeeding would be nice, not all nobles can do that. Hunting is useful even for learn how to move around in the wild, which can be used for war later on.

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>>4801405
Anon... can you imagine? A fate point for finding

DIRE BOARS

>>4801109
>>Ask Robb to duel Jon so you can determine which is the better sword
>>Convince Tommen to get in the ring with Arya. You know he probably wouldn’t be able to hit her if he tried anyway.
>>Other (write-in)
Tell Tommen he needs to practice his defence after Bran knocked him down. This is free training and he is NOT to hit Arya, but rather get used to defending himself and building up his strength/fatigue. The offence will come later. Most importantly he is to be reassured that this is not a humiliation, but a gesture for the Lady who is clearly interested in practising, and anyone who makes fun of him is to answer to us.

>>4801406
You can put a cnalde in the lantern.

Okay I don't know what the hell dimension my fingers entered to butcher candle that hard but I'm rolling with it.

>>4801396
Of course, after all samefagging is allowed only when Trick has a meltdown about natzis under his bed. >>4794709

>>4801409

. . . . . . you get a fate point

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>>4801409
>>4801417

>>4801380
>Summer Islanders
That reminds me, when we get back to KL I want to go to the kitchens, invent fried chicken, and serve it to Jalabhar Xho.

>>4801391
Pretty good question

>>4801409
seems you don t need to imagine anymore. How big though should be an adult direboar, and how we will tame it ?

>>4801396
>I haven't yet seen the proof of vote rigging yet.

He literally admitted to it you retard

>>4801425
A big boar will come up to thigh or hip height. So it would probably be stomach or nip height I'd say.

Though boars here ain't boars there. And I am taller than your average bear. So take that as you may.

>>4801417
>>4801409
My God...

What power, in the hands of one anon!

Use it wisely or autistically.

>>4801415
>>4801426
You see. Now that I have read it.
There is a reason that /pol/ was invented.
If the QM has enough of your vile shit, you can expect the quest to blow. There is a line between shitposting and you outright making a cespool.
I do disagree that rigging the vote was scummy, but man it was probably one of the greatest circus moments.

>>4801426
Even if he did maybe try a different approach? Calling each other names and bitching wont help.
If you care about this quest thing dont be dicks to each other and stop shitposting i wanna know what will happen with ramsay.

>>4801432
Interesting.
I am not sure how Joffrey will be able to tame/train it, beside finding early on a direboar pup. Westerosi seems to have cats and dogs, plus farm animals and anything exotic for rich nobles probably.

Maybe a lion would be more symbolic, if they exist in the Westernlands or in other parts of Westeros. But a direboar is a fun idea

>>4801426
Where did he?

>>4801436
>disagree
I meant agree.

Anybody else just want to play a fun Westeros Isekai quest without autistic screeching?

>>4801436
We're talking about retarded schizo here. He probably saw someone posting about how black criminals shouldn't be treated with kiddie gloves, throw a fit and called his discord tranny squad to the help.

>>4801437
Until something triggers him again and he will rig another vote here. :)

>>4801449
Can't we just keep the shitposting at a minimum or at least quest related?
Quest is more for quests.

>>4801440
Well pigs are relatively intelligent, and boars are just asshole pigs. The dire probably makes it a bit smarter than normal as well. So it would probably be pretty sociable and trainable.

It would also probably weigh as much as a warhorse despite being half the height. Maybe even more because B R O A D.

A lion would be more symbolic but boardchads are unstoppable as the beast they proclaim their love. Once the charge has begun you can only get out of the way.


Oh yeah, and a direboar would have tusks like an elephant and not some stubby like four inchers.

>>4801453
We call that 'fortifying' around here.

>>4801109
You know, since the Hound brought it up, we should have HIM defend against Arya. We could tell him he's right and piss him off at the same time.

>>4801446
Controversial topics inevitabley lead to arguments when presented to a diverse group of people. I've been liking this quest so far, I just had to criticize trick's retarted attempts to justify his incest fetish.

>>4801458
That would be a really bad idea. That guy is meant to protect us. Better not piss off the guy too much.

>>4801454
But QM rigging votes is quest related though

>>4801458
Let's not emasculate the one guy who could actually protect us from the Mountain.

>>4801462
Ok. You've got a point. But it was with a different crowd. Don't think Trick will rigg shit with this crowd.

>>4801468
How is it emasculating to practice with a child?

>>4801469
Considering he starts screeching about nazis at any criticism and how broad is that term in current amerimuttland I wouldn't be so sure about that. :)

How about we start a Royal R&D, so we can "discover" modern Things Like gun Powder, germs aka wash your fucking hands and the printing press?

>>4801474
A child -girl-.

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You step forward, away from the looming shadow that is your bodyguard Sandor Clegane.

Clearing your throat, you give life to your idea. “I propose we do doubles. Arya and I can spar against Robb and his half-brother Jon.”

Everyone laughs. Absolutely everyone.

Your furrowed brow of confusion is the only thing which tips Robb off that you weren’t actually joking.

He blinks in stupefaction at the apparent seriousness of your suggestion. “My brother Jon and I would demolish you, Your Grace,” he informs you bluntly. “And neither of us are going to lay a finger on our sister. No.”

Jon and Arya emerge from the first floor of the armory to join the cackling crowd of combatants.

The Stark bastard and his half-sister - their familial resemblance obvious as they stride into the courtyard side by side - both look suspicious as they emerge into a scene of raucous merriment, likely afraid the foreign, Southron prince had actually been playing a cruel jape on them, by inviting the unlikely pair to join in the mock sword fighting, which, if an outside observer was to judge your invitation compared to your other silly proposition, they would most likely believe you had been preparing to pull the rug out from under them, laughing in their faces that these individuals judged by society writ large to be unfit for combat against highborn nobles thought they might have a genuine shot to prove their worth against their betters.

You feel your cheeks turn hot from embarrassment.

>I AM THE PRINCE AND YOU SHALL DO AS I COMMAND!
>Forget Arya, I’ll duel Robb and Jon both. Two on one. Let me prove my skill.
>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
>Other (write-in)

>>4801483
>Forget Arya, I’ll duel Robb and Jon both. Two on one. Let me prove my skill.
Well ok then.
Let's get ready to clap their cheeks (not in the smut way).

>>4801483
>>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.

oh well.

>>4801483
>>Forget Arya, I’ll duel Robb and Jon both. Two on one. Let me prove my skill.

>>4801483
Jesus... Robb is acting like a gigantic douche
>>Other (write-in
Have Robb duel Jon and Arya duel Tommen.

>>4801483
>>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.

>>4801483
What the actual fuck.

>>4801504
How is robb a douche here, anons voted to be stupid, he at least answered honestly, everyone else in the yard is laughing at us.

>>4801504
+1 ikr feels out of character

>>4801512
This isn't show Robb!Gary Stu anon.

>>4801483
>>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
And Jeez Trick are the Fatefags really shitting up the thread again? Where are the Jannies when you need them...

>>4801508
same

>>4801483
>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
Stop purposefully misinterpreting our choice of prompts you absolute mongoloid

>>4801519
>Stop purposefully misinterpreting our choice of prompts you absolute mongoloid

how did I misinterpret?

>>4801312
This outlined exactly what Joffrey proposed in the update.

>>4801512
He's acting more like his uncle Brandon than the kid who just wants to be Ned 2.0.

>>4801483

>Alright Robb, Rest assured, I've no intention of paying any of you the slightest disrespect.

>I'll spar with Arya. (Give her good pointers like Jamie did. Be GENTLE). You can spar with Jon, and the two winners can pair off.

>>4801512
>Muh me and my brother would demolish you
He says as he barely wins against a man who had never done sword training in his life until a few weeks ago inserted into the body of a younger boy suddenly.

The amount of cockiness is just astounding.

>>4801521
Yeah, that's book Robb alright. Show Robb barely spoke and was perfect at everything even when he knocked up that random thot. D&D were biased to the Starks.

>>4801520
Hey Trick if you had to self-insert yourself into a character in our Westeros, who would you pick? Just a question.

>>4801520
>This outlined exactly what Joffrey proposed in the update.

You're 100% right, it completely did. It was this tally that confused me, because the doubles option wasn't there.
>>4801274

Just as a heads up, if you had suggested doing a two on two against Jon and Robb with Bran or Tommen at your side, you would have also been laughed at for your silliness of including a seven year old in a four way combat between teenagers.

But choosing your partner to be Arya was just so outlandish you actually avoided being thought of as a fool by most of the people because of how insane that is that they assume you MUST be joking.

>>4801523
I'd absolutely get her some knocks and lumps. She wants to play with the boys. Play with her like the boys. Of course I'm not a medieval lad and I am unafraid of hitting him disabled trans-girl-boy-girl-helicopter children with a closed fist straight out of their motor wheelchairs.

But all these prudes around us watching would frown upon the true friendly beatdown that Arya would receive as she so desperately wishes.

If we did beat the shit out of her though she'd go super fucking turbo HAM on sword training and not just be a little dancing stabby weenie.

I want to hit this child.

>>4801531
I'm not Trick but I'd replace FAegon. Easiest fucking character to replace, just swing some swords and sit around acting princely and let your Blackfyre groomers do all the heavy lifting.

>>4801535
Sasuga sexist Westeros. As much as Dorne and Valyrians were shat on they got some things right.

>>4801483
>>Other (write-in)
>Then I'm afraid I'll be able to do away with one of you while your sister occupies the other. I doubt she subscribes to such niceties as yourself.

>>4801523
Add in with a whisper to Robb, that you won't hurt her. You just want to give her a chance to participate in something she clearly wants to, and probably won't ever have the chance to again.

>>4801531
Not him either but I'd pick Daeron the Young Retard. I'd spend my days fucking the shit out of my One itis infested future bride, having a million kids so Baelor dies in a Sept somewhere, and burn every woods witch over a pyre with some dragoneggs until something sticks.

>>4801526
Show Robb is another one of those cases in the show where the role was well cast but written poorly

>>4801548
There's a good Daeron The Good quest on Akun, if you want to coom it also has some nice colonizing brown girls moments with his Dornish bride.

>>4801523
>>4801546
support

>>4801483
>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.

>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.

or can we just have jon+clegane+ned+robert+robb vs tommen

>>4801483
I vote against autism. Don't care what that looks like, just make it good.

>>4801566
can somebody use a fate point on this please?

>>4801483
>>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
focus on not hitting her!

>>4801568
Too late, in their eyes we said something absolutely autistic as the crowned prince of the seven kingdoms. Might have been even worse than the ratburger line since we said it to the sons of a major lord.

>>4801558
I'm already reading it and black, so telling me about the colonization would only have turned me on.

Good quest though, and good recommendation. Thanks anon.

>>4801566
>killing our heir
All the more reason to impregnate our mother. Gotta have spares.

>>4801572
Use the Fatepoint to have Robb shit his pants with explosive diarreha. T-That will teach those normies not to laugh at us.

>>4801579
Turned me off* Jesus that fucking nigger Christ

>>4801566
Hey woah, a five on one? That's hardly fair. Throw in a quarter of the garrison as well so they stand a chance against little Tom tom.

>>4801531
>our Westeros
???

I'd probably self-insert into Robert Baratheon just after Robert's Rebellion if I could.

Think about it, you're a prime beast of a man with a hot blonde wife.

Here's my autistic Elsweyr-tier 15 point plan.

1. Actually "love" Cersei, because I personally don't give a flying fuck about Lyanna. Sure, she fucks her twin and that makes me a cuck, but if I fuck her right and actually say her name when I cum in her vag, she'll love me regardless. I'll actually have some black-haired heirs most like because Cersei only got impregnated by Jaime because canon Robert is a serial cheater.

2. Try to get Cersei to embrace her bisexuality so I can have tons of threesomes with her and other women. Maybe if that works and Cersei's into it I start fucking Jaime too. He kinda looks like Cersei and maybe he'll bottom. Probably not, but maybe we can get over that whole twincest issue together in a way that doesn't produce incest-babies. Worst case scenario, I do my best to get Jaime fucking killed in the Greyjoy Rebellion. Speaking of

3. The Greyjoy Rebellion. I fucking execute Balon. Fuck that cunt. I want him dead.

4. I tell Eddard I know Jon is the son of Rhaegar and Lyanna and promise him I'm no longer mad about being cucked. In fact, I speak with Eddard about maybe finding a way for Jon to marry my eldest daughter if I can. Legitimize him or something, maybe keep him in the dark - I'm sure my best bro Ned will work with me on that front.

5. I keep the NIght's Watch in tip top condition any way I possibly fucking can. Holy shit, maybe try to begin negotiations with the wildlings, see what can be done to prepare for the White Walkers.

6. I tell Jon Arryn to ditch that cheating slut Lysa, pair him up with some fertile girl - maybe a Frey.

7. I don't fuck with Daenerys or Viserys at all. In fact, I probably send letters to Daenerys once she gets power and dragons trying to establish conversation with her. I want those fucking dragons to save me from the ice zombie apocalypse. I will abdicate my throne to her if it prevents the fucking apocalypses. Maybe betroth her to Jon Snow and abdicate the throne.

Even if Daenerys decides to execute me, I've lived longer than canon Robert and spent two decades fucking the hottest baddest blonde bitch this side of the Narrow Sea.

8. Seduce Oberyn, seduce Oberyn's paramour, seduce Oberyn's daughters. Try to smooth things over with Dorne. Holy shit, maybe work with Doran to kill off Tywin and Gregor. Tell those sandniggers that I was pissed at the Mad King and didn't give the okay to rape and murder Rhaegar's bride and children. That was the Lannisters, not me.

9. Figure out a way to bro it up with Tyrion. Pit him against Tywin by telling him the truth. Fuck, if I can swing it, interfere to ensure Tyrion stays married to Tysha and doesn't get raped.

10. Probably kill Varys. I can't trust him.

11. ?????

12. Profit.

>>4801583
Or... we use the fate point to bang his mom. Just putting that out there as a suggestion

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>>4801591
Plebeian plan

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Friendly reminder that DIREBOARS are now quest canon. Imagine riding one of this fuckers! Dragons are for pussies.

>>4801598
>dragon lands to munch on some fried goat near a tree line
>dire boar comes screaming out of the woods and gores the dragon to death right in the lank ass neck
>laugh as dany seethes and cries herself to sleep over dead baby because BOARS CAN'T BE STOPPED

It is a good life.

>>4801597

Oh yeah.

13. Stannis, my brother, is the fucking Mannis.

I make him the Lord of Storm's End. I make him the Warden of the East if I have to. I have him construct a badass fleet in preparation for the greyjoy rebellion. I make that motherfucker my right hand man. Maybe interfere in his marriage to marry him to someone less fucking lame than the woman he ends up with. Shit, maybe I marry Stannis to someone in Dorne.

I'd give my bro Princess Ariane or something. Hot dornish pussy

>>4801483
>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
>Quietly give some tips and pointers

I do hope this option doesn't humiliate us further, but I'd like to avoid pissing off Jon and Arya just because we fucked up socially. This is the only way they won't come out of this hating us.

>>4801597
As chad as Stannis is he is constantly shat on for having zero charisma and backing the wrong faith, and had the shit on his head be coupled with stinky piss because his own brother Bobby is best friends with the dude who was the exact same no charisma autsitic personality as you in Eddard. Stanny the manny is the last person you would want to be, especially with your sword swallower younger brother being a little ungrateful shit.

>>4801591
>Sure, she fucks her twin and that makes me a cuck
lol cuck

>>4801605
Forgot to mention Bobby favors Eddard in the sentence, fuck typing while just waking up.

Now why would anyone do something as idiotic as involving Arya in the training for good boy points from her in front of everyone? On the trail when there's not many people to judge us, that I might have understood. This is Gendry-tier fangirling over a popular character.

>>4801605
I didn't say I wanted to be Stannis. I said that the plan Elsweyr has is plebeian. You want to know who I would self insert? WIllas Tyrell.

>>4801598
I know this has nothing to do with this post, but this reminds me of a CKII game I once played where I was Stannis and Robert executed Theon Greyjoy by having him gored to death by a boar. Gave me a good laugh.

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>>4801613
>the nofun posters are back

I wonder if Joffrey is still suffering from the "curse" of the Targeryans/mental instability.

He may not be an insane prick like in the original show.

But I can imagine that perhaps all the fierce debate about incest and guilt still goes on in his head.

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>>4801617
That's lame.

>>4801613
But we're heading for the Wall anon.

But having Bran fight Ayra would've been the best option available, since we'd be insulting our brother by making him fight her, and if Bran injures his hand, bye bye climbing while in Winterfell.

>>4801621
Our shitposting is 1000% going on in his head.

He is constantly thinking about rats, gendry, nazis, boars, momfucking, unclefucking, futuretech, and dragons.

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>>4801603
Damn I was gonna use my fate point to insert you into the Robert Baratheon of now so Eleswyr would be your son, all dmpc like, but now I want to play a RB SI instead and want to idea preserved as is. Welp I know what I want now.

I considered turning the dothraki into white nationalists. shut up

I considered getting Jon to fuck Sansa. For the spite.

Perhaps a little bit of my soul left when I thought of allowing diatomaceous earth to turn wildfire into bombs. Too gay though.

>>4801446
I considered giving our wonderful MC an autistic screeching disability during our next social interaction specifically because of this anon.

I even had this absurd idea for Trick themselves to be isekei'd into our Westeros as Margery or Tommen as well, but I'm not that mean.

So I had two quarts of black sesame ice cream, with broken up dinner mints, and rubbed one out to get my thinking really clear for this.

I use my fate point so that on our way to the wall we encounter some strangely loyal, trainable
DIRE BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

details as thou wilt, pls no djin us and have our party ravaged by boars

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>>4801636
If we become King, and give lots of money to the alchemists and black smiths, how well do you think they could trial and error themselves into a musket or like some really early chinese gunpowder shit like rocket arrows?

>>4801593
I’m in favour of the Loras jizzing on Renly’s face 2 seconds after the tent blows away plan. Much more satisfying.

>>4801641
They have a -169% chance of making it work. Because Sensei Coo Uem will not allow it.

>>4801629
Dammit Carlos

>>4801639
>I use my fate point so that on our way to the wall we encounter some strangely loyal, trainable
>DIRE BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS


So unimaginably based that I have ejaculated from sheer chad osmosis.

>>4801642
Seconded. Little faggy Renly needs to be humbled for even being allowed to breathe in the anti-gay ages. Despite everything he still has the audacity to even entertain usurping his own family for Tyrell cock- I mean clout.

>>4801591
Either send jaime to the fucking wall for being a kingslayer, or kick him out of the white cloaks and give him back to tywin for sweet lannister gold. That should keep him from keking you. Actually if I was bobby b I’d say fuck it and sail to essos to become a merc before the wedding. Once my merc company is up in running I also form a harem of hot sluts from lys to yi-ti.

>>4801639
God bless you anon and god bless BOOOOAAAAARRRRR

>>4801639
>I use my fate point so that on our way to the wall we encounter some strangely loyal, trainable
>DIRE BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
A shame.

>>4801621
>I wonder if Joffrey is still suffering from the "curse" of the Targeryans/mental instability.
He did just fuck his mom

>>4801650
The easiest way I can tell if someone's retarded is if they sincerely believe Renly would have made a good King and argue Stannis is bad for killing him.

>>4801639
Boar anons need to make a bobby self insert quest right now or else they are posers.

>>4801658
Renly wouldn't last a week before Olenna arranged to poison his sword swallower ass for refusing to give Margarey an heir.

>>4801663
Would he refuse to though? Plenty of gays still breed

>>4801660
Hey that's not nice. I'm supportive of every anons faggy dream. Even the ratnons and gendroids. Let the boarboys have their time in the sun.

>>4801641
Guns won't help us against the wintry hordes though. For most other enemies we currently can BS through via personal knowledge, for the most part. For the others, ,asses of archers with the correct dragonglass ammunition would be the cheapest, and we know that can work and is very quick to set up. Commissioning them ahead of time to have a great surplus would actually make a significant majority of our forces useful in the coming trials, in combination with Mance's success. I'm assuming he'll be successful of course.

>>4801241
Just post it as a pastebin of any explicit scenes, no rules broken then.

Fuck this trepidation shit, anyone here remember Bones Text Adventure quest by the original guy and then Understudy?

They did fine.

>>4801668
Renly is retarded enough to believe that him and Loras being a secret would last even with Littlefinger and Varys in court, and that Ned would pick him to be king instead of siding with Stannis. I'd think Renly might make an absolute Retard move like saying "Yasss gay rights" in medieval society.

>>4801663
That's being extremely generous. His dumbass would probably think he's in a story and needs to lead the charge in an assault on Kings Landing with his lover only to get got by an arrow Daemon style. Margarey would then fuck some random dude and pass his kid off as Renly's since who the fuck is gonna say otherwise to the Tyrell's?

>>4801639
Based.

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How hot do you think are the girls in Lys?

I mean, some of them have probably been bred and trained literally from birth by generations of beautiful slaves to be ideal waifus (agility, singing, language, cooking as children, then the raunchy stuff as young adults).

Think anyone would bat an eye if we ever decided to take a vacation there and bring some back home with us?

I know slavery is illegal in Westeros so we just say we hired an uh, 'servant girl' or 'cup bearer' or some shit and give her 'golden bracelets' instead of iron cuffs.

>>4801685
Exactly this. You're even more on the point than I am.

>>4801695
Booby might get mad since that kind of similar to Targaryen behavior.

>>4801436
>muh nazis

You can make whatever kind of strawman you want, that faggot admitted to cheesing his own quests when he doesn't like how it's going. Sound familiar?

>>4801437
All I can say is that he will no longer be getting (you)s from me

>>4801446
It is far too late for that.

>>4801695
Just buy her and free her. Since she has no other ideas or prospects in life she'll come with us and probably do as we please.

>>4801446
>Anybody else just want to play a fun Westeros Isekai quest without autistic screeching?
Most of us do, but that's always been off the table.

>>4801663
Book Renly was smart enough to give Maergery an heir. Show Renly? No

>>4801705
Gotta roll for that. d100. She believes in freedom and being her own person and is fiercely independent unless you roll a 1. Best of two.

>>4801677
>>4801685
Renly quest when, imagine what you could do with the power of renlys chad energy and charisma while not being completely retarded and infected with gay.

>>4801709
Someone needs to make one, idgaf if its boring Noblebright quest. I just want another asoiaf quest that is not boggs or the one I am currently following on akun. Its better than having the board shat up with the fate wish fulfillment quest.

>>4801591
See guys... This is why we have to heavily interfere and fuck Trick's plans... otherwise we would have one of the most boring, faggiest, bland quests possible.

>>4801714
My self-insertion to make my life easy and sexy is WAY different from what I think would make for a good quest.

I honestly think this is pretty top tier of an idea though - Elsweyr had a fucking gold mine idea ready to go with a legion of loyal followers and he gave up on it due to uncontrollable autism.

Tis a shame. Many such cases.

>>4801713
What would it be about?

>>4801711
>born and raised as a pleasure slave in a slaver society
>but she believes in muh freedom and is 'fiercely' independent

>>4801685
Also to add to this I just realized the Citadel is in Oldtown, so there's no chance it would ever get out since there are probably a hundred Tyrell descended Maesters just waiting to serve.

>>4801714
Killing Varys isn't a bad idea though.
I wouldn't support it because he's funny and a chaosfag, and I like that Varys thinks he isn't a chaosfag.

>>4801717
It would be interesting if you started to add the deeper parts of ASOIAF lore like waterben- I mean magic, Shadowbinding, etc... A Bobby B that gives Stannis the reigns because he knows he won't ever betray him for the throne and just fucks off to Asshai every once in a while would be very interesting. Especially dodging the inevitable assassin's along the way and etc... All in the hopes of breeding a giant flying boar and making it's new race the lynchpin of Baratheon rule like the dragons.

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>>4801718
I want to see anon's take on the Dance of Dragons since we would obviously do that shit way better than HBO. Aegon's conquest would be fun for waifufags fighting over Rhaenys and Visenya, even though we all know that Combat Mage Visenya is best girl. I just want something, it could even be an OC character like in Mallroy quest.

>>4801492
>>4801499

Wow, it took two of you to beat me????

>>4801497
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>>4801604

Fight Arya!

>>4801504

I'm not fighting anymore guise cuz you laughed at me >:(

>>4801709
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>>4801733
Making one focused on a random OC from a period of "peace" in westeros seems fun. Like playing your own Tyrell or Arryn during the period of "Dunk & Egg"

>>4801723
Welcome to bullshit quest verse. If you want it you have to beat the nonsense DCs.

>>4801733
Are you asking for a self insert quest or just to play as an existing character? desu I don’t like self insert quests as much due to the abuse of future knowledge, more fun without it imo

>>4801733
Playing as another kingdom trying to fight Aegon's conquest would be interesting for a quest.

>>4801733
I had an idea about an alternate timeline where some of the Darklyns survived the purge after the Defiance of Duskendale. But then I involved too many waifus in the story (including the MC's mom being based on Yennefer) and it never went anywhere because I thought asoiaf players won't fall for coombait. Now I see there's a market for that, I think I could dredge up my notes.

>>4801598
I'm going to make these canon in some way.

>>4801755
Yesss.

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>>4801598
The BOOOAR Calvary has arrived!

>>4801754
Too many waifus and incestbait on top makes for a shitposting quest like this one.

>>4801754
Haha is this the one where the MC fucks his mom or stepmom or something? Or maybe the MC was a bastard of a highborn mom? There was definitely something weird going on.

>>4801761
I could take out the incestbait and cull the waifus to 2 or 3. But it was also a dark quest about taking revenge, with the MC ruining some innocent people of the rival house in his path to get back power. So that might be a problem.

>>4801765
I stole 70-80% of the initial story from the House Silverbank creation thread which never went anywhere. Basically the MC is a bastard of a highborn Darklyn woman who escapes the purge, but is then married to the new ruler of Duskendale. The story is about getting the rid of the usurping family and getting power back to the Darklyns, in the background of Robert's Rebellion.

>>4801765
Tell me your history, Boggs. You seem like an ASOIAF fanatic.

Were you there, in the beginning.

Were you there with Velo?

>>4801773
>>4801768
If you're going for revenge, why not make the MC a social climber instead of turning it into a "choose your path" dating sim type? A rare surviving Darklyn, maybe even a Darke or something with a Darklyn mom, trying to become the next Lord of Duskendale by manipulating and backstabbing his way up to one of Lord Rykker's daughters and then clearing a path for her to inherit?

>>4801778
I've been following on and off since Karban. I missed Velo, but caught up in the archives because things that bad need to be experienced.

>>4801738
You dont like Robb do you

Rolled 30 (1d100)

You utter a fake laugh as you suppress the tears which threaten to unleash themselves from your watery eyeballs. Swallowing your pride, you nod along with the rest of the men laughing at your words.

“You’re right,” you quickly cover your ass in a lie. “I was making a jape, obviously. I’ll dance with Arya while you can prove the rumors wrong about how your bastard brother measures up to you, Stark.”

Jon Snow shoots you a withering glare, clearly convinced you’re only pitting him against his half-brother in a showing of strength and skill to test his mettle and ability in preparation for joining the Kingsguard like you spoke of during the King’s welcoming feast.

The wild child Arya, however, is brimming with energy and beaming at the chance to whack at you with a padded wooden sword.
You glance back to your legion of sycophants and raise your eyebrows at them repeatedly in quick succession, assuring them with your cocksure attitude that you won’t allow the little girl to land even a glancing hit on you. All of them chuckle under their breath, save for Sandor, who simply fixes you with a serious stare that silently communicates the very pertinent message: Don’t fuck this up, idiot.

The skinny, long-faced, grey-eyed brunette forgoes Ser Rodrik Cassel’s offer to garb her in protective padding. “If the Crown Prince isn’t going to hit back, what’s the point of slowing myself down wearing armor, Ser Rodrik?”

The Northern knight huffs in frustration, twisting at his chin whiskers. He looks at you seriously and seems to make a silent, positive judgment of your character. “Aye, m’lady. Prince Joffrey won’t strike you, but if you hit yourself with the sword I’m ending the fight.”

Arya giggles, shifting the practice sword the master-at-arms bequeaths her into her left hand, quickly adjusting to its weight and the feel of the weapon in her grip. Once she feels ready, the little nine year old girl with the fierceness and tenacity you know makes her a suitable candidate to eventually become an assassin steps into the arena, her expression of determination an intense one.

Jon, meanwhile, has stepped in to spar with his slightly younger but legitimate brother - a dance they’ve done hundreds if not thousands of times by now, both of them so familiar with the other’s fighting style there is not a hint of anticipation lingering between them - merely dulled, sibling rivalry.

Your conflict, however, is an untested one. And you hope to the Gods above you don’t get your ass kicked by an untrained little girl, regardless of what she’s going to grow up to become.

Nearby, you spy two direwolf pups - Nymeria and Ghost - sitting obediently beside one another. The female has golden eyes and grey fur in stark contrast with its albino brother.

“Begin!” Ser Rodrik bellows to start the dual duels.

Arya screeches at the top of her lungs as she lunges for you, swinging wildly.

>Roll me 1d100+50

>>4801785
Honestly, I think he nailed Robb's character. We can hang out with Robb if the lads vote for it.

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Rolled 14 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>4801789
let's make Arya look like an idiot

>>4801793
not with that roll you won't.

Nice job, you didn't get beat by a little girl. (barely)

>>4801793
woops

I guess we're the idiot

>>4801784
I couldn't think of a way the Rykker Lord would agree to a match between MC and his daughter. Maybe a suitors' ball or a tourney for the hand of a younger daughter (like Reynold) where you have to eliminate the competition, whether by outcompeting them naturally or using dirty tricks? That sounds fun. After that you start eliminating the other heirs to Duskendale while keeping it a secret from the wife.

>>4801796
well anyway, give Arya mad props for keeping up with Joff, no talking down or playing it off as letting her do well

>>4801784
>Karban

Linku, por favor!