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Welcome to Joffrey Baratheon Self Insert Quest, where you play as the cursed QM Elsweyr who has been punished for his questing sins by being cast into the body of the most unlikable Game of Thrones character - one destined for failure and death - on the day of his 12th birthday, right before the events of the A Song of Ice And Fire novels start to occur.

Last time, Joffrey Baratheon sparred with Robb Stark, danced with Sansa Stark, convinced Mance Rayder to capture a wight to show the Night’s Watch to forge an alliance, received permission to travel to the Wall from King Robert and suggested that Jon Snow attempt to join the Kingsguard.

Now, Joffrey Baratheon enjoys his days of leisure at Winterfell sparring with the Starks.

Oh, yeah, and he also started fucking his mother. Wew lad!

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Joffrey%20SI
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You are immersed in the chorus of thuds and grunts in Winterfell’s courtyard this cool afternoon, sweating pouring down your chest from your earlier exertions exchanging friendly blows with Robb and Theon.

Your younger brother Tommen is currently sparring against Bran under Ser Rodrik’s tutelage, both boys so heavily padded for their safety they look like ambulatory pillows. The two children huff and puff as they bat at each other with padded wooden swords under the master-at-arms’ watchful eyes. You and a dozen other spectators call out encouragement to the highborn lads dueling, competing with the eldest Stark boy for who is cheering the loudest.

After a while of circling and hitting one another, Bran knocks Prince Tommen onto his ass with a particularly devastating thud and your plump sibling is unable to get up, rolling around in the dust. Tommen looks like a turtle on his back thanks to all the padding. His auburn-haired opponent stands over the prone Tommen, wooden sword upraised to whack him once the fat blonde regains his feet.

All around you, the many knights and squires in the livery of Lannister and Baratheon who accompanied the royal party to this northern fortress, subjected to watching this childish display, start laughing.

“Enough!” Ser Rodrik calls out. He steps forward and gives Tommen a hand, yanking your brother back to his feet. “Well fought. Lew, Donnis, help them out of their armor.” Cassel looks around, stroking his magnificent white chin whiskers as he does. “Prince Joffrey, Robb, will you go another round?”

Robb, already sweaty as well from your previous bout, moves forward eagerly, grinning from ear to ear. “Gladly.”

You move from your resting position under the cool shade of the high stone wall, striding into the sunlight upon being summoned.

Squinting your eyes, you look up, noticing two figures watching the martial training of noble children from above.

On a covered bridge between Winterfell’s armory and its Great Keep sits a window. In that window, you spot Jon Snow and Arya Stark seated on the sill, watching the combat with rapt attention.

Striding forward, you gesture up to the two spectators in their makeshift box seats. “Lady Arya, Jon,” you call their names with a smile, startling the two figures with your address. “Why don’t you come down here and join us?”

Jon looks absolutely mortified while Arya’s face lights up like you may have just made her dreams come true.

There is a cacophony of gasps as you make that suggestion, even Robb squinting his eyes somewhat, analyzing you to see if you’re joking. “I know you’re scared of me kicking your arse again, Your Grace. But my sister Arya’s only nine.”

There are some soft chuckles at your expense, before you whirl on the cocky manlet.

“But your baseborn brother Jon is the better sword between the two of you, or so I’ve heard,” you counter, smirking as Robb scowls at the truth of your words.
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“Mayhaps I wish to test myself against a more skilled opponent, Stark. And your sister may yet perform well against either Bran or Prince Tommen. We should see.”

Ser Rodrik strides forward, a deep frown etched into his features. “Martial practice is no activity to involve a young girl in.”

Sandor Clegane snorts. “Why not? The padding, the wooden swords - your training’s fit for women and children.”

Theon Greyjoy, his black doublet emblazoned with the golden kraken of his House, barks out a laugh, a look of wry contempt on his face. “They are children, Hound.”

“Then why not include Arya,” you tack on to Theon’s derisive comment. “She’s clearly interested, furtively watching our training from above rather than embroidering with the rest of the girls.”

“It’s improper to hit a lady,” Ser Rodrik bluntly states. “The behavior is unbecoming of prospective knights.”

The Hound howls with raucous laughter at that statement.

You chuckle as well, though to the master-at-arm’s credit, neither Tommen nor Bran look particularly pleased at the prospect of being in the lose-lose situation of fighting against a girl - a Sophie’s choice of emasculation if they lose or being a bully if they win.

“Well, is it improper to be hit by one?” you offer a compromise. “What if one was to merely defend and parry, training their defense while she tired herself out striking out in an attempt to land a blow. Let her have fun. Arya certainly won’t get inured by that.”

It’s Robb’s turn to laugh now. “Careful, Joff. The Crown Prince beaten by a young girl would make for quite the song.”

You shrug. “That’s my risk to take, isn’t it? I’ve danced with one of your sisters already, Stark. Is it really so strange I should dance with the other?”

Rodrik relents finally, now that he’s relatively confident this isn’t an excuse for you to see a little girl get beaten up. “Fine. If Lady Arya wishes to participate, then she may. If, for whatever reason, she is struck or otherwise hurt, I’ll end the bout then and there. Understood?”

“I’ll be there quickly!” Arya calls down to the gathering of squires and knights, grabbing her half-brother Jon by the sleeve of his outfit and yanking him from the window sill. Both of them should be here in the yard in a matter of seconds, you presume.

Sandor Clegane steps close, whispering to you. “You sure this is a smart idea, little lord?” He’s one of the few men who gets to call you little, your muscular giant of a sworn sword still towering over you. “Bruises you suffer in the practice yard from trueborn swords may be overlooked, but bastards and girls aren’t allowed to damage young princes.”

>”Dance” with Arya
>Spar with Jon Snow
>Ask Robb to duel Jon so you can determine which is the better sword
>Convince Tommen to get in the ring with Arya. You know he probably wouldn’t be able to hit her if he tried anyway.
>Other (write-in)
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>>4801109
I fully agree with the Hound, we have to keep up appearances. We can't be seen fighting little girls.

>Ask Robb to duel Jon so you can determine which is the better sword
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>The 7k+ post shitpost-quest continues
Fucking epic
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>>4801109
>”Dance” with Arya
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>>4801100
>You know who your real mom is in the real world and it isn’t this blonde, incestuous slut. Cersei might be a brotherfucker and, now thanks to your influence, a sonfucker, but you certainly aren’t engaging in incest yourself. At least not mentally.

Are you retarded. Incest is because of genetics. If you take over somone else's body your now genetically that person. Meaning if you fuck their mom your fucking your biological mom, just beacuse somone didn't raise you doesn't make them not your mom. Were you adopted trick and then did you use this justfication to go around fucking your biological family, you sick fuck.
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>>4801113
+1
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>>4801109
>>Other (write-in)
>Propose we do doubles. Jon and Arya agains yourself and Robb. If Jon truly is the best of you all, it's just about fair.
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>>4801125
It's just a cope anon
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>>4801134
The answer to all of your questions is yes, but not because of genetics, but because incest is based
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>>4801132
isn't not isn't
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>>4801125
>Incest is because of genetics.

Deleted post because I can't read, lol.

No, but seriously.

If you're adopted, is it totally okay to fuck your adopted sister,, brother, mother father?

Is that just all hunky dory because you're not genetically related even if they've raised you like one of their own?
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>>4801113
+1
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>>4801109
>Ask Robb to duel Jon so you can determine which is the better sword
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>>4801109
>Propose we do doubles. Jon and Arya agains yourself and Robb. If Jon truly is the best of you all, it's just about fair.
A battlefield isn't the same as a duel.
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>>4801142
Of course not. Such unchristian thoughts violate the sacrosanctness of familial bonds. Thankfully this is a fantasy where we can live out our mutual fantasy of self inserting as a prince in a kingdom going to shit and fuck anybody hot because we can. In real life though? Nah that's gross and it puts sex drama into the family that I can speak from experience is not very helpful to find out when your sister is fucking daddy for fivers.

>>4801125
How can you be a real feudal lord if your family tree isn't a ven diagram?
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>>4801142
We should shoot off a letter to Oedipus to ask his expertise on the incest matter. He is quite acquainted with it after all. I'm sure he will write back very swiftly once he sees our question in the mail.
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>>4801160
>Oedipus

he was an irrational retard.

All his children were thankfully not terribly deformed incest babbies. He could have just stopped fucking his wife and ruled his kingdom, but instead he let the whole thing fall into disarray because he couldnt handle accidentally fucking his mom.
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Is this quest by discord tranny rigging votes?
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>>4801160
People who think incest was the problem with Oedipus actually miss the point of his story.
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>>4801167
Should I explain the joke to you? Or do you just think it isn't funny?
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>>4801158
Ah, but that shit was to keep land in power in the family. Wasn't because they were all incest loving sweet home alabama singers. Of course some did sing that song. It was condemned by the church for dad, brother, sister, son, daughter and mom shit. Cousins and aunt/uncle on the other hand.. Depends on the location.
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>>4801160
Poor guy didn't even know that he was banging his mom, I doubt he could really say anything.
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>>4801176
forgot the nieces and nephews. Was also allowed.
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>>4801171
I was just trying to get some eye rolls at a bad joke, b.
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>>4801176
Yeah see there's good merit to keeping power in the family. In our case, I don't really know what our case is, but I'm sure we can make a case for it after everyone else is dead.
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>>4801172
>Should I explain the joke to you?

Is the joke that Oedipus blinded himself?
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Remind me, what are this board's rules on outright smut
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>>4801185
Yes.
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>>4801181
Oh.
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>>4801181
>eye rolls

was this also a joke about oedipus blinding himself?
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>>4801187
If it's not reported then it's allowed. :^)
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>>4801182
Because genetics it's not the greatest idea to do. Need enough different genes in the family or you Spanish Habsburg your line and what do you have then with that power?
You can do some [insert family member] breeding, but man don't do that shit for too many generations.
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>>4801191
.... yes.
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>>4801192
Like so many things. If it isn't enforced the laws weren't broken.
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>All this seething by nofunallowed posters just like predicted last thread
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>>4801203
that's what you get for following schizo bitch like Trick
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>>4801109
>Double's. Us & Arya, vs Jon & Robb.

We know they won't hurt Arya, and won't double team us either.
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>>4801203
Just wait until the Cat scene
we're on for that, right?
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>>4801142
Of course not, but just because you shouldn't fuck you adopted mom doesn't mean you should fuck your bio mom. Your orginal post was some shit tier smut and just seemed like some thinly veiled attempt to try and justify what you know is wrong. Did you fuck your sister trick? It's ok you can tell me.
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>>4801193
Agreed. And now that that's good and settled we can move on to question the nature of nobility owned sex zoos and the ethics of renting out political prisoners to byzantinac baboon rape circuses. Strangely enough, Westeros lacks the overt animal fucking that is historically associated with most mid-medieval to renaissance cultures, and wales.

So technically we're already very high on the "moral chain" when compared to, say, real life West Francia. But that's not much of a surprise I suppose.

>>4801203
Don't fuck that dragon anon, that's immoral and gross.
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>>4801158
t-thats very specific anon
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>>4801202
If incest is about genetics, then why is it wrong to fuck your adopted mom?

Is that because incest isnt about something so simple like genetics (because in that case, literally everyone with a genetic defect who reproduces is just as bad if not worse than people who engage in incest)

Listen buddy, I watch a lot of Destiny debates on this topic, okay: you can't defeat me on this subject. I'm mentally untouchable.
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>>4801100
Trick.
Do we eventually get a Cersei pastebin or is it more like, nah not worth it right now?
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>>4801221
>>4801215
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>>4801103
>tfw we never received the Cersei smut post
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>>4801109
>Spar with Jon Snow
Dad won't mind so who cares if he hurts us
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how are rules about linking to smut?
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>>4801226
What do you mean? The vote was to fuck. The post said "and then they fucked". That's it. There it is.
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>>4801217
The animal shit was frowned upon and even then was a fringe group. Medieval isn't the same as immoral. Different need thanks to different circumstances.
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>>4801219
From experience. Go far enough north and it's just like going far enough south, or far enough west. Honestly I don't get it, but rural people absolutely love searching for dates at family reunions.
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>>4801223

Because it was mother's day, I decided to do a small Cersei seasonal event which jumped the queue. I wanted to do the sparring post first which started this thread first since it technically received more votes, as did robert baratheon. I may just post an actual, more detailed sex scene in the old thread later, just in case it draws ire from the moderators of this website.
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>>4801241
It's only fair. Not getting axed is a good idea after all.
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>>4801211
Changing to this line up.
>>4801235
You don't know what smut is, do you?
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>>4801237
Sure but a couple of eccentric nobles funding rape circuses rings out pretty hard, even when such an event is a one-off thing during a multigeneration war and triggered a crackdown on heresy. Could've just been propaganda from the writers of history, hard to tell. At least no culture regressed to pre-roman animal head wearing ceremonial orgies.

Basically what I'm saying is we are morally superior because we only fucked our mother once, and we don't have zoos, so we're double moral.
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>>4801211
I like this vote
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>>4801221
Incest isn't a man made concept. Nature has gives us a revulsion to sexual realtions with our family to stop it. Because it invenitably leads to genetic deformties that harm those offspring of incestuous realtionships. There is no 100% contraceptive espically in medevial times. So any time you copulate with a female family member your risking putting more suffering into the world. Fucking your adopted mother is wrong because it will cause mental damage. Their role as a parental figure is important and shouldn't be corrupted.

>(because in that case, literally everyone with a genetic defect who reproduces is just as bad if not worse than people who engage in incest)

Unrionally yes. If your genetic defect is inherently negative and can't be mitigated by modern technology you shouldn't be producing offspring.
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>>4801252
He's right that smut wasn't really necessitated from that last post. That being said, Trick does have a rich history of writing smut, so I do expect something more there.
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>>4801252
>You don't know what smut is, do you?
Sorry, only know snuff.
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>>4801241
Post it in the qtg. That way there's no problem with the thread. Lol.
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>>4801255
>pre-roman animal head wearing ceremonial orgies.
My friend... You know that shit happens nowadays?
>Basically what I'm saying is we are morally superior because we only fucked our mother once, and we don't have zoos, so we're double moral.
The zoos part. Yes pretty normal compared to the rest.
The mother part. Meh not gonna even start on that one, because that shit moraly complex.
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>>4801109
"I can just say it was the heat of the moment, getting a bit hurt is something i can laugh it off this days. As well take responsability, the idea was mine afterall everyone heard me."


>>4801211
support
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>>4801113
>>4801130
>>4801150
>>4801147

Robb duels Jon

>>4801117
>>4801131
>>4801151
>>4801211
>>4801252

Dance with Arya

>>4801228

Spar with Jon

>>4801252
Changing? You fucking dynamic IP posessing nigger, this is your first post from that ID in this thread. God I hate you "people"

>>4801259

Uh oh, the biologically essentialist, eugenics supporting nazi is here to lecture us about genitically reproducing so we can create the (white) unbermensch. Here we go . . .


But seriously, if someone like Tyrion Lannister having a kid with a woman he loves like Tysha, despite the high chance his kid will have dwarfism, is just as bad as Jaime and Cersei fucking, then no, incest isn't that big a deal and yet we both know, mentally and in our hearts, that Tyrion having kids with a woman and producing a dwarf - even if we would advise against it - is a far cry less morally monstrous and disgusting and disturbing than Cersei and Jaime fucking and producing two out of three decent children despite the genetic risk.

Incest is so much more than just "hurr durr, percentages" because if it wasn't we wouldn't bat an eyelash at twin brothers fucking or mothers fucking their daughters.

But we do.
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>>4801259
There has historicaly been a 100% contraceptive. It's a pretty old idea. It's called the backdoor.
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>>4801274
>Changing? You fucking dynamic IP posessing nigger, this is your first post from that ID in this thread. God I hate you "people"
No, I was the one who first pitched doubles, just with us and Robb vs Jon and Arya. I don't want to samefag and you counted my vote twice.
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>>4801268
Well I wasn't going to mention furries because they lack the raw religiosity aspects or animal sacrifice, I think?, and if these things happen in some 3rd world tribe that's been in mud houses for 2000 years I'd feel weird comparing it to Westeros which has things like the Red Keep and stirrups. As for college fraternitys who participate in various modern sex cults... I guess some might technically count as nobility depending on their parents. Huh, hadn't given it much thought.

>>4801274
>But we do.
exactly!

>>4801277
based
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>>4801211
That's smart
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>>4801277
>not busting such a fat load that it dribbles out and slips into the bagoo
You need more hydration my friend.
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>>4801277
Do you think people in the medevial times knew how to stop people from getting infections from putting your dick in an asshole.
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>>4801280
Your ID totally changed, idiot
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>>4801284
Well. If you can blast deep enough that shit (heh) shouldn't be a problem.
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>>4801211
Support, if we miss this for the current update, put it in the next one.
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>>4801274
>schizo starts screeching about nazis again
like a clockwork
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>>4801294
Too hard and you get the backblast bro. The fine line of safe non-impregnating anal is elusive.
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>>4801291
Man there have been creams for a lot of things historicaly. Despite Hollywood potrayal of ancient times. People tried to at least be health and be clean. It was because of hygienic and social factors. Where do you think our desire to look clean comes from?
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>>4801291
Yes, the Romans invented the Enema and the East Romans washed their hands in it.
Hm..

Actually we're a self-insert, so we can impart a tiny bit of modern hygiene to any partner we want. So long as it's not fucking guns.
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>>4801300
How do you spot the nazi fatefag in the quest?

You don't. You just let them angrily announce themselves.

Damn, I thought i'd start this new thread with less shitposting but here we are
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>>4801274
>>4801211
>>4801252
>>4801258
>>4801270
>>4801283
>>4801297

These are all votes for Us & Arya vs Jon & Robb.
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>>4801308
You're running a pretty popular quest right now and suprised there is shitposting? Some shitposting is actually really nice. Of course not a good idea to make the whole quest so, but hey. Sometimes things need to be less serious.
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>>4801308
Best way to stop shitposting is to get everyone to repeat the same thing. 50% of the time it works 13% of the time.
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>>4801293
It did. So did my vote. The "Changing?" in your post was in reponse to the latter, unless you think my dynamic IP only changes when I want it to. But that would be silly. You aren't silly, are you Trick?
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>>4801308
IGNORE THEM, START WRITING
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>>4801308
>new thread
>less shitposting
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>>4801314
>works 13

if only 13% would actually work ;)
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>>4801308
How do you notice QM is a retard? When he screech "nazi fatefag" at anyone dissing him. :)
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>>4801305
you said the g-word ....
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>>4801320
I thought you wanted less /pol/tard shitposting, not more?
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>>4801320
If only
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>>4801321

>I'm REALLY UPSET for some reason that you keep insulting nazis

But why? I mean, if you're not a nazi, why do you care that I call nazis retards?

>B-because . . . uh, I'm so NOT a nazi that you talking shit about nonexistent nazis annoys me

Why are you getting offended on behalf of nonexistent nazis?

Oh, by the way, I love Israel and the Jewish people. I think diversity is awesome.

You agree, right my non-nazi friend?
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>>4801321
Yeah all two of them.
Don't worry anon, you won't be thrown out for being a retard or a nazi.
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>>4801332
>typical leftist
Please keep real world politics out of the quest.
Historic refferences? sure that alright.
Also lefty? Nazi calling? Really people. I thought we weren't cringe.
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>>4801330
>tfw you're so anti-thing that you ironically become thing to prove how good anti-thingism is because of how bad the thing you became is thus making you the hero of anti-thingy
Anyone else getting a headache?
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>>4801274
I said inherently negative, fucktard. Unless your saying a dwarf's life is inevitabley going to lead to suffering, I don't want to hear it. I touched on why parental figures and their children shouldn't copulate in my last post. Sisters and brothers are much for the same reason, but to a lesser extent. Also nice job assuming I'm a nazi for disagreeing with you. That's a typical leftist for you.
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>>4801332
>saying a dwarfs life is inevitabley going to lead to suffering

Of course it is.

So is being genetically predisposed to being short or bald, especially if you're a man.

And if there are issues with family members fucking (this is what we might call, um, incest) that has nothing to do with genetics, then clearly the moral negatives involved with incest are far removed from purely genetic factors.

Which, now that we can finally go from hypotheticals to this specific situation, is why - from Elsweyr's point of view - this ISNT really incest.

Because he doesn't have a true familial bond with Cersei AND even if he did reproduce with her, the genetic offspring wouldnt be any worse than Tyrion reproducing and allowing another dwarf into the world.

Ipso facto, fucko, get fukt.

Nazi

>>4801338
I'm actually giddy as a school girl right now.
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>>4801341
>>4801342
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>>4801337
Dude really deleted his post.
Don't do that shit.
Actually respond to people's critique and have a calm debate.
Ideas aren't solid and changing your mind or changing someone elses mind is normal. That's how new ideas are born and discussed.
And last but not least. Deleting the post makes all the things you said worthless. People don't like that, because it's just petty.
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>>4801338
Round and round the drain we go, off to dilate it with fanfiction cope and some family oriented manhwa.

>>4801342
Can we introduce a policy of hand-washing with clean water to the doctors of King's Landing?
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>>4801330
>Anyone who criticize me is da natzi!
yep, retard
>I love Israel and the Jewish people
You love expansionist, racist, segregationist outlaw state? Not very proggresive, my cucked friend.
>I think diversity is awesome.
Do you housing some refugees in your house? Talk is cheap after all.

>You agree, right my non-nazi friend?
Dunno, you really sound like some nazi here. We have to abolish racist police, right?
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>>4801342
>>4801342
So, now we get to fuck Cersei, thus cucking both Bobby B and Jaime. Given the players we'll likely keep it in the family with Myrcella as well when she's older.

Now the real question: when will we get to meet the BOAR?
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>>4801354
This could be doable. Also the soap.
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>>4801356
ACAB
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I'll be honest - I don't give a fuck about "muh nazis". I'm here for BOARquesting.
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>>4801354
did George the Mountain Range mentioned anything in particular about that in his books ?
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>>4801337
>I thought we weren't cringe.
First time posting with Trick? Faggot rigged vote in his former quest because he was assblasted about his playerbase views lmao
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>>4801366
Yep, if Trick doesn't support this, he's a nazi too. :) ACAB!
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Why even bother voting for things if the niggerfaggot qm is just gonna write whatever fanfic he wants?
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>>4801342
>>4801354
I guess what I'm saying is anti-fascists should thank Hitler for giving them a reason to exist. And McCarthy should have thrown a few how-do-you-dos to Stalin and Mao.

Maybe the thingism was the friends we hated along the way.
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>>4801359
>>4801359
>Now the real question: when will we get to meet the BOAR?

This thread, probably. If I can stop procrastinating by poking the /pol/tards in the thread.

>>4801356

Nice dog whistle, nazi. Go back to /pol/ before I start writing about Summer Islanders fucking Sansa.

>>4801372

>assblasted about his playerbase views

And what views would those be, hmmm?

At least have the fucking spine to just say that yes, you are a nazi. This pilpul you're doing to pretend you aren't while defending yourself from my insults in fucking embarassing.
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>>4801187
Apparently the mods don't pay much attention to reports, perhaps there haven't been enough?
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>>4801371
The Maester's had some special hygiene practices but it was never clearly stated to exist outside their doctrinal sphere.
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>>4801380
Repat with me, you nazi. ACAB!
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>>4801356
FFS. really. If you wanna debate then prepare for a reasonable debate
>Yep, retard.
Shit isn't an argument. It's the same as saying Nazi, because you dislike them.
>You love expansionist, racist, segregationist outlaw state? Not very proggresive, my cucked friend.
It was probably as a reference to what the Nazis did and that Trick isn't one.
>Do you housing some refugees in your house? Talk is cheap after all.
Diversity isn't the same as refugees and nobody talked about housing refugees in your house. It's actually better to get them their own houses and getting some sense of not being a refugee.
>Dunno, you really sound like some nazi here. We have to abolish racist police, right?
You know that last question was bait right?
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>>4801342
Your delusional if you think people need to have a full head of hair or be tall to have a happy fulfilling life. Let me better define what I'm talking about since inherently negative doesn't seem clear enough. When a genetic disease will inevitably lead to a life being ruined or highly damaged it shouldn't be passed on. An example of this is if grey scale was genetic and those who carried it would have a 1/4 chance of their offspring expressing the gene. Those people shouldn't reproduce. Incest can cause alot of things worse than dwarfism and thus it shouldn't be done.

Retard
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>>4801386
Better question, why are you defending self-admitted vote rggier?
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>>4801388
I don't know my hair is starting to thin and I'm pretty much living a 3/4s life right now. I'm straight up not having a good time.
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>>4801388
Stop debating Joffrey-in-Elsweyr's body.

>>4801380
When you say we'll meet the BOAR, do you mean we'll hunt a boar, or that we're about to become an orphan (officially at least)?
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>>4801391
I haven't yet seen the proof of vote rigging yet.
Also it's the QM. The QM decides what goes or doesn't go. If people don't like what the QM does the quest just dies. It's simple supply and demand.
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>>4801394
I'm hoping he means we get to go out and have a nice candlelit dinner in the woods with a fine fuzzy fat friend.
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>>4801394
We'll find of a group of boar baby's around a dead boar and adopt them as our own.
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>>4801398
In the north they only carry lanterns outside. Oh my god I'm fucking autistic. I'm going to post this because I actually thought of that.
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>>4801382
then i guess we could introduce it, basic stuff like washing the hands.

Maybe we can humor ourselves after the explanation, and ask them the opinion on why westeros as one common tongue on an entire continent despite being so vast ? Speak even by wildlings on the other side of a giant magical ice wall lmao


>>4801394
Hunting boars and succeeding would be nice, not all nobles can do that. Hunting is useful even for learn how to move around in the wild, which can be used for war later on.
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>>4801405
Anon... can you imagine? A fate point for finding

DIRE BOARS
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>>4801109
>>Ask Robb to duel Jon so you can determine which is the better sword
>>Convince Tommen to get in the ring with Arya. You know he probably wouldn’t be able to hit her if he tried anyway.
>>Other (write-in)
Tell Tommen he needs to practice his defence after Bran knocked him down. This is free training and he is NOT to hit Arya, but rather get used to defending himself and building up his strength/fatigue. The offence will come later. Most importantly he is to be reassured that this is not a humiliation, but a gesture for the Lady who is clearly interested in practising, and anyone who makes fun of him is to answer to us.
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>>4801406
You can put a cnalde in the lantern.

Okay I don't know what the hell dimension my fingers entered to butcher candle that hard but I'm rolling with it.
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>>4801396
Of course, after all samefagging is allowed only when Trick has a meltdown about natzis under his bed. >>4794709
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>>4801409

. . . . . . you get a fate point
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>>4801409
>>4801417
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>>4801380
>Summer Islanders
That reminds me, when we get back to KL I want to go to the kitchens, invent fried chicken, and serve it to Jalabhar Xho.
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>>4801391
Pretty good question
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>>4801409
seems you don t need to imagine anymore. How big though should be an adult direboar, and how we will tame it ?
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>>4801396
>I haven't yet seen the proof of vote rigging yet.

He literally admitted to it you retard
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>>4801425
A big boar will come up to thigh or hip height. So it would probably be stomach or nip height I'd say.

Though boars here ain't boars there. And I am taller than your average bear. So take that as you may.
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>>4801417
>>4801409
My God...

What power, in the hands of one anon!

Use it wisely or autistically.
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>>4801415
>>4801426
You see. Now that I have read it.
There is a reason that /pol/ was invented.
If the QM has enough of your vile shit, you can expect the quest to blow. There is a line between shitposting and you outright making a cespool.
I do disagree that rigging the vote was scummy, but man it was probably one of the greatest circus moments.
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>>4801426
Even if he did maybe try a different approach? Calling each other names and bitching wont help.
If you care about this quest thing dont be dicks to each other and stop shitposting i wanna know what will happen with ramsay.
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>>4801432
Interesting.
I am not sure how Joffrey will be able to tame/train it, beside finding early on a direboar pup. Westerosi seems to have cats and dogs, plus farm animals and anything exotic for rich nobles probably.

Maybe a lion would be more symbolic, if they exist in the Westernlands or in other parts of Westeros. But a direboar is a fun idea
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>>4801426
Where did he?
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>>4801436
>disagree
I meant agree.
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Anybody else just want to play a fun Westeros Isekai quest without autistic screeching?
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>>4801436
We're talking about retarded schizo here. He probably saw someone posting about how black criminals shouldn't be treated with kiddie gloves, throw a fit and called his discord tranny squad to the help.
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>>4801437
Until something triggers him again and he will rig another vote here. :)
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>>4801449
Can't we just keep the shitposting at a minimum or at least quest related?
Quest is more for quests.
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>>4801440
Well pigs are relatively intelligent, and boars are just asshole pigs. The dire probably makes it a bit smarter than normal as well. So it would probably be pretty sociable and trainable.

It would also probably weigh as much as a warhorse despite being half the height. Maybe even more because B R O A D.

A lion would be more symbolic but boardchads are unstoppable as the beast they proclaim their love. Once the charge has begun you can only get out of the way.


Oh yeah, and a direboar would have tusks like an elephant and not some stubby like four inchers.
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>>4801453
We call that 'fortifying' around here.
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>>4801109
You know, since the Hound brought it up, we should have HIM defend against Arya. We could tell him he's right and piss him off at the same time.
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>>4801446
Controversial topics inevitabley lead to arguments when presented to a diverse group of people. I've been liking this quest so far, I just had to criticize trick's retarted attempts to justify his incest fetish.
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>>4801458
That would be a really bad idea. That guy is meant to protect us. Better not piss off the guy too much.
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>>4801454
But QM rigging votes is quest related though
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>>4801458
Let's not emasculate the one guy who could actually protect us from the Mountain.
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>>4801462
Ok. You've got a point. But it was with a different crowd. Don't think Trick will rigg shit with this crowd.
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>>4801468
How is it emasculating to practice with a child?
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>>4801469
Considering he starts screeching about nazis at any criticism and how broad is that term in current amerimuttland I wouldn't be so sure about that. :)
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How about we start a Royal R&D, so we can "discover" modern Things Like gun Powder, germs aka wash your fucking hands and the printing press?
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>>4801474
A child -girl-.
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You step forward, away from the looming shadow that is your bodyguard Sandor Clegane.

Clearing your throat, you give life to your idea. “I propose we do doubles. Arya and I can spar against Robb and his half-brother Jon.”

Everyone laughs. Absolutely everyone.

Your furrowed brow of confusion is the only thing which tips Robb off that you weren’t actually joking.

He blinks in stupefaction at the apparent seriousness of your suggestion. “My brother Jon and I would demolish you, Your Grace,” he informs you bluntly. “And neither of us are going to lay a finger on our sister. No.”

Jon and Arya emerge from the first floor of the armory to join the cackling crowd of combatants.

The Stark bastard and his half-sister - their familial resemblance obvious as they stride into the courtyard side by side - both look suspicious as they emerge into a scene of raucous merriment, likely afraid the foreign, Southron prince had actually been playing a cruel jape on them, by inviting the unlikely pair to join in the mock sword fighting, which, if an outside observer was to judge your invitation compared to your other silly proposition, they would most likely believe you had been preparing to pull the rug out from under them, laughing in their faces that these individuals judged by society writ large to be unfit for combat against highborn nobles thought they might have a genuine shot to prove their worth against their betters.

You feel your cheeks turn hot from embarrassment.

>I AM THE PRINCE AND YOU SHALL DO AS I COMMAND!
>Forget Arya, I’ll duel Robb and Jon both. Two on one. Let me prove my skill.
>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
>Other (write-in)
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>>4801483
>Forget Arya, I’ll duel Robb and Jon both. Two on one. Let me prove my skill.
Well ok then.
Let's get ready to clap their cheeks (not in the smut way).
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>>4801483
>>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.

oh well.
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>>4801483
>>Forget Arya, I’ll duel Robb and Jon both. Two on one. Let me prove my skill.
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>>4801483
Jesus... Robb is acting like a gigantic douche
>>Other (write-in
Have Robb duel Jon and Arya duel Tommen.
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>>4801483
>>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
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>>4801483
What the actual fuck.
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>>4801504
How is robb a douche here, anons voted to be stupid, he at least answered honestly, everyone else in the yard is laughing at us.
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>>4801504
+1 ikr feels out of character
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>>4801512
This isn't show Robb!Gary Stu anon.

>>4801483
>>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
And Jeez Trick are the Fatefags really shitting up the thread again? Where are the Jannies when you need them...
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>>4801508
same
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>>4801483
>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
Stop purposefully misinterpreting our choice of prompts you absolute mongoloid
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>>4801519
>Stop purposefully misinterpreting our choice of prompts you absolute mongoloid

how did I misinterpret?

>>4801312
This outlined exactly what Joffrey proposed in the update.
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>>4801512
He's acting more like his uncle Brandon than the kid who just wants to be Ned 2.0.
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>>4801483

>Alright Robb, Rest assured, I've no intention of paying any of you the slightest disrespect.

>I'll spar with Arya. (Give her good pointers like Jamie did. Be GENTLE). You can spar with Jon, and the two winners can pair off.
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>>4801512
>Muh me and my brother would demolish you
He says as he barely wins against a man who had never done sword training in his life until a few weeks ago inserted into the body of a younger boy suddenly.

The amount of cockiness is just astounding.
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>>4801521
Yeah, that's book Robb alright. Show Robb barely spoke and was perfect at everything even when he knocked up that random thot. D&D were biased to the Starks.
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>>4801520
Hey Trick if you had to self-insert yourself into a character in our Westeros, who would you pick? Just a question.
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>>4801520
>This outlined exactly what Joffrey proposed in the update.

You're 100% right, it completely did. It was this tally that confused me, because the doubles option wasn't there.
>>4801274
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Just as a heads up, if you had suggested doing a two on two against Jon and Robb with Bran or Tommen at your side, you would have also been laughed at for your silliness of including a seven year old in a four way combat between teenagers.

But choosing your partner to be Arya was just so outlandish you actually avoided being thought of as a fool by most of the people because of how insane that is that they assume you MUST be joking.
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>>4801523
I'd absolutely get her some knocks and lumps. She wants to play with the boys. Play with her like the boys. Of course I'm not a medieval lad and I am unafraid of hitting him disabled trans-girl-boy-girl-helicopter children with a closed fist straight out of their motor wheelchairs.

But all these prudes around us watching would frown upon the true friendly beatdown that Arya would receive as she so desperately wishes.

If we did beat the shit out of her though she'd go super fucking turbo HAM on sword training and not just be a little dancing stabby weenie.

I want to hit this child.
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>>4801531
I'm not Trick but I'd replace FAegon. Easiest fucking character to replace, just swing some swords and sit around acting princely and let your Blackfyre groomers do all the heavy lifting.
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>>4801535
Sasuga sexist Westeros. As much as Dorne and Valyrians were shat on they got some things right.
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>>4801483
>>Other (write-in)
>Then I'm afraid I'll be able to do away with one of you while your sister occupies the other. I doubt she subscribes to such niceties as yourself.
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>>4801523
Add in with a whisper to Robb, that you won't hurt her. You just want to give her a chance to participate in something she clearly wants to, and probably won't ever have the chance to again.
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>>4801531
Not him either but I'd pick Daeron the Young Retard. I'd spend my days fucking the shit out of my One itis infested future bride, having a million kids so Baelor dies in a Sept somewhere, and burn every woods witch over a pyre with some dragoneggs until something sticks.
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>>4801526
Show Robb is another one of those cases in the show where the role was well cast but written poorly
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>>4801548
There's a good Daeron The Good quest on Akun, if you want to coom it also has some nice colonizing brown girls moments with his Dornish bride.
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>>4801523
>>4801546
support
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>>4801483
>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
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>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.

or can we just have jon+clegane+ned+robert+robb vs tommen
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>>4801483
I vote against autism. Don't care what that looks like, just make it good.
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>>4801566
can somebody use a fate point on this please?
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>>4801483
>>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
focus on not hitting her!
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>>4801568
Too late, in their eyes we said something absolutely autistic as the crowned prince of the seven kingdoms. Might have been even worse than the ratburger line since we said it to the sons of a major lord.
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>>4801558
I'm already reading it and black, so telling me about the colonization would only have turned me on.

Good quest though, and good recommendation. Thanks anon.
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>>4801566
>killing our heir
All the more reason to impregnate our mother. Gotta have spares.
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>>4801572
Use the Fatepoint to have Robb shit his pants with explosive diarreha. T-That will teach those normies not to laugh at us.
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>>4801579
Turned me off* Jesus that fucking nigger Christ
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>>4801566
Hey woah, a five on one? That's hardly fair. Throw in a quarter of the garrison as well so they stand a chance against little Tom tom.
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>>4801531
>our Westeros
???

I'd probably self-insert into Robert Baratheon just after Robert's Rebellion if I could.

Think about it, you're a prime beast of a man with a hot blonde wife.

Here's my autistic Elsweyr-tier 15 point plan.

1. Actually "love" Cersei, because I personally don't give a flying fuck about Lyanna. Sure, she fucks her twin and that makes me a cuck, but if I fuck her right and actually say her name when I cum in her vag, she'll love me regardless. I'll actually have some black-haired heirs most like because Cersei only got impregnated by Jaime because canon Robert is a serial cheater.

2. Try to get Cersei to embrace her bisexuality so I can have tons of threesomes with her and other women. Maybe if that works and Cersei's into it I start fucking Jaime too. He kinda looks like Cersei and maybe he'll bottom. Probably not, but maybe we can get over that whole twincest issue together in a way that doesn't produce incest-babies. Worst case scenario, I do my best to get Jaime fucking killed in the Greyjoy Rebellion. Speaking of

3. The Greyjoy Rebellion. I fucking execute Balon. Fuck that cunt. I want him dead.

4. I tell Eddard I know Jon is the son of Rhaegar and Lyanna and promise him I'm no longer mad about being cucked. In fact, I speak with Eddard about maybe finding a way for Jon to marry my eldest daughter if I can. Legitimize him or something, maybe keep him in the dark - I'm sure my best bro Ned will work with me on that front.

5. I keep the NIght's Watch in tip top condition any way I possibly fucking can. Holy shit, maybe try to begin negotiations with the wildlings, see what can be done to prepare for the White Walkers.

6. I tell Jon Arryn to ditch that cheating slut Lysa, pair him up with some fertile girl - maybe a Frey.

7. I don't fuck with Daenerys or Viserys at all. In fact, I probably send letters to Daenerys once she gets power and dragons trying to establish conversation with her. I want those fucking dragons to save me from the ice zombie apocalypse. I will abdicate my throne to her if it prevents the fucking apocalypses. Maybe betroth her to Jon Snow and abdicate the throne.

Even if Daenerys decides to execute me, I've lived longer than canon Robert and spent two decades fucking the hottest baddest blonde bitch this side of the Narrow Sea.

8. Seduce Oberyn, seduce Oberyn's paramour, seduce Oberyn's daughters. Try to smooth things over with Dorne. Holy shit, maybe work with Doran to kill off Tywin and Gregor. Tell those sandniggers that I was pissed at the Mad King and didn't give the okay to rape and murder Rhaegar's bride and children. That was the Lannisters, not me.

9. Figure out a way to bro it up with Tyrion. Pit him against Tywin by telling him the truth. Fuck, if I can swing it, interfere to ensure Tyrion stays married to Tysha and doesn't get raped.

10. Probably kill Varys. I can't trust him.

11. ?????

12. Profit.
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>>4801583
Or... we use the fate point to bang his mom. Just putting that out there as a suggestion
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>>4801591
Plebeian plan
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Friendly reminder that DIREBOARS are now quest canon. Imagine riding one of this fuckers! Dragons are for pussies.
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>>4801598
>dragon lands to munch on some fried goat near a tree line
>dire boar comes screaming out of the woods and gores the dragon to death right in the lank ass neck
>laugh as dany seethes and cries herself to sleep over dead baby because BOARS CAN'T BE STOPPED

It is a good life.
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>>4801597

Oh yeah.

13. Stannis, my brother, is the fucking Mannis.

I make him the Lord of Storm's End. I make him the Warden of the East if I have to. I have him construct a badass fleet in preparation for the greyjoy rebellion. I make that motherfucker my right hand man. Maybe interfere in his marriage to marry him to someone less fucking lame than the woman he ends up with. Shit, maybe I marry Stannis to someone in Dorne.

I'd give my bro Princess Ariane or something. Hot dornish pussy
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>>4801483
>You’re right, I was joking, obviously. Jon fights Robb while I indulge Arya’s tomboyish fascination.
>Quietly give some tips and pointers

I do hope this option doesn't humiliate us further, but I'd like to avoid pissing off Jon and Arya just because we fucked up socially. This is the only way they won't come out of this hating us.
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>>4801597
As chad as Stannis is he is constantly shat on for having zero charisma and backing the wrong faith, and had the shit on his head be coupled with stinky piss because his own brother Bobby is best friends with the dude who was the exact same no charisma autsitic personality as you in Eddard. Stanny the manny is the last person you would want to be, especially with your sword swallower younger brother being a little ungrateful shit.
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>>4801591
>Sure, she fucks her twin and that makes me a cuck
lol cuck
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>>4801605
Forgot to mention Bobby favors Eddard in the sentence, fuck typing while just waking up.
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Now why would anyone do something as idiotic as involving Arya in the training for good boy points from her in front of everyone? On the trail when there's not many people to judge us, that I might have understood. This is Gendry-tier fangirling over a popular character.
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>>4801605
I didn't say I wanted to be Stannis. I said that the plan Elsweyr has is plebeian. You want to know who I would self insert? WIllas Tyrell.
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>>4801598
I know this has nothing to do with this post, but this reminds me of a CKII game I once played where I was Stannis and Robert executed Theon Greyjoy by having him gored to death by a boar. Gave me a good laugh.
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>>4801613
>the nofun posters are back
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I wonder if Joffrey is still suffering from the "curse" of the Targeryans/mental instability.

He may not be an insane prick like in the original show.

But I can imagine that perhaps all the fierce debate about incest and guilt still goes on in his head.
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>>4801617
That's lame.
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>>4801613
But we're heading for the Wall anon.

But having Bran fight Ayra would've been the best option available, since we'd be insulting our brother by making him fight her, and if Bran injures his hand, bye bye climbing while in Winterfell.
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>>4801621
Our shitposting is 1000% going on in his head.

He is constantly thinking about rats, gendry, nazis, boars, momfucking, unclefucking, futuretech, and dragons.
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>>4801603
Damn I was gonna use my fate point to insert you into the Robert Baratheon of now so Eleswyr would be your son, all dmpc like, but now I want to play a RB SI instead and want to idea preserved as is. Welp I know what I want now.

I considered turning the dothraki into white nationalists. shut up

I considered getting Jon to fuck Sansa. For the spite.

Perhaps a little bit of my soul left when I thought of allowing diatomaceous earth to turn wildfire into bombs. Too gay though.

>>4801446
I considered giving our wonderful MC an autistic screeching disability during our next social interaction specifically because of this anon.

I even had this absurd idea for Trick themselves to be isekei'd into our Westeros as Margery or Tommen as well, but I'm not that mean.

So I had two quarts of black sesame ice cream, with broken up dinner mints, and rubbed one out to get my thinking really clear for this.

I use my fate point so that on our way to the wall we encounter some strangely loyal, trainable
DIRE BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

details as thou wilt, pls no djin us and have our party ravaged by boars
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>>4801636
If we become King, and give lots of money to the alchemists and black smiths, how well do you think they could trial and error themselves into a musket or like some really early chinese gunpowder shit like rocket arrows?
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>>4801593
I’m in favour of the Loras jizzing on Renly’s face 2 seconds after the tent blows away plan. Much more satisfying.
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>>4801641
They have a -169% chance of making it work. Because Sensei Coo Uem will not allow it.
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>>4801629
Dammit Carlos
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>>4801639
>I use my fate point so that on our way to the wall we encounter some strangely loyal, trainable
>DIRE BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS


So unimaginably based that I have ejaculated from sheer chad osmosis.
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>>4801642
Seconded. Little faggy Renly needs to be humbled for even being allowed to breathe in the anti-gay ages. Despite everything he still has the audacity to even entertain usurping his own family for Tyrell cock- I mean clout.
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>>4801591
Either send jaime to the fucking wall for being a kingslayer, or kick him out of the white cloaks and give him back to tywin for sweet lannister gold. That should keep him from keking you. Actually if I was bobby b I’d say fuck it and sail to essos to become a merc before the wedding. Once my merc company is up in running I also form a harem of hot sluts from lys to yi-ti.
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>>4801639
God bless you anon and god bless BOOOOAAAAARRRRR
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>>4801639
>I use my fate point so that on our way to the wall we encounter some strangely loyal, trainable
>DIRE BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
A shame.
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>>4801621
>I wonder if Joffrey is still suffering from the "curse" of the Targeryans/mental instability.
He did just fuck his mom
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>>4801650
The easiest way I can tell if someone's retarded is if they sincerely believe Renly would have made a good King and argue Stannis is bad for killing him.
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>>4801639
Boar anons need to make a bobby self insert quest right now or else they are posers.
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>>4801658
Renly wouldn't last a week before Olenna arranged to poison his sword swallower ass for refusing to give Margarey an heir.
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>>4801663
Would he refuse to though? Plenty of gays still breed
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>>4801660
Hey that's not nice. I'm supportive of every anons faggy dream. Even the ratnons and gendroids. Let the boarboys have their time in the sun.
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>>4801641
Guns won't help us against the wintry hordes though. For most other enemies we currently can BS through via personal knowledge, for the most part. For the others, ,asses of archers with the correct dragonglass ammunition would be the cheapest, and we know that can work and is very quick to set up. Commissioning them ahead of time to have a great surplus would actually make a significant majority of our forces useful in the coming trials, in combination with Mance's success. I'm assuming he'll be successful of course.
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>>4801241
Just post it as a pastebin of any explicit scenes, no rules broken then.

Fuck this trepidation shit, anyone here remember Bones Text Adventure quest by the original guy and then Understudy?

They did fine.
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>>4801668
Renly is retarded enough to believe that him and Loras being a secret would last even with Littlefinger and Varys in court, and that Ned would pick him to be king instead of siding with Stannis. I'd think Renly might make an absolute Retard move like saying "Yasss gay rights" in medieval society.
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>>4801663
That's being extremely generous. His dumbass would probably think he's in a story and needs to lead the charge in an assault on Kings Landing with his lover only to get got by an arrow Daemon style. Margarey would then fuck some random dude and pass his kid off as Renly's since who the fuck is gonna say otherwise to the Tyrell's?
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>>4801639
Based.
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How hot do you think are the girls in Lys?

I mean, some of them have probably been bred and trained literally from birth by generations of beautiful slaves to be ideal waifus (agility, singing, language, cooking as children, then the raunchy stuff as young adults).

Think anyone would bat an eye if we ever decided to take a vacation there and bring some back home with us?

I know slavery is illegal in Westeros so we just say we hired an uh, 'servant girl' or 'cup bearer' or some shit and give her 'golden bracelets' instead of iron cuffs.
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>>4801685
Exactly this. You're even more on the point than I am.
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>>4801695
Booby might get mad since that kind of similar to Targaryen behavior.
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>>4801436
>muh nazis

You can make whatever kind of strawman you want, that faggot admitted to cheesing his own quests when he doesn't like how it's going. Sound familiar?

>>4801437
All I can say is that he will no longer be getting (you)s from me
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>>4801446
It is far too late for that.
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>>4801695
Just buy her and free her. Since she has no other ideas or prospects in life she'll come with us and probably do as we please.
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>>4801446
>Anybody else just want to play a fun Westeros Isekai quest without autistic screeching?
Most of us do, but that's always been off the table.
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>>4801663
Book Renly was smart enough to give Maergery an heir. Show Renly? No
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>>4801705
Gotta roll for that. d100. She believes in freedom and being her own person and is fiercely independent unless you roll a 1. Best of two.
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>>4801677
>>4801685
Renly quest when, imagine what you could do with the power of renlys chad energy and charisma while not being completely retarded and infected with gay.
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>>4801709
Someone needs to make one, idgaf if its boring Noblebright quest. I just want another asoiaf quest that is not boggs or the one I am currently following on akun. Its better than having the board shat up with the fate wish fulfillment quest.
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>>4801591
See guys... This is why we have to heavily interfere and fuck Trick's plans... otherwise we would have one of the most boring, faggiest, bland quests possible.
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>>4801714
My self-insertion to make my life easy and sexy is WAY different from what I think would make for a good quest.

I honestly think this is pretty top tier of an idea though - Elsweyr had a fucking gold mine idea ready to go with a legion of loyal followers and he gave up on it due to uncontrollable autism.

Tis a shame. Many such cases.
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>>4801713
What would it be about?
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>>4801711
>born and raised as a pleasure slave in a slaver society
>but she believes in muh freedom and is 'fiercely' independent
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>>4801685
Also to add to this I just realized the Citadel is in Oldtown, so there's no chance it would ever get out since there are probably a hundred Tyrell descended Maesters just waiting to serve.
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>>4801714
Killing Varys isn't a bad idea though.
I wouldn't support it because he's funny and a chaosfag, and I like that Varys thinks he isn't a chaosfag.
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>>4801717
It would be interesting if you started to add the deeper parts of ASOIAF lore like waterben- I mean magic, Shadowbinding, etc... A Bobby B that gives Stannis the reigns because he knows he won't ever betray him for the throne and just fucks off to Asshai every once in a while would be very interesting. Especially dodging the inevitable assassin's along the way and etc... All in the hopes of breeding a giant flying boar and making it's new race the lynchpin of Baratheon rule like the dragons.
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>>4801718
I want to see anon's take on the Dance of Dragons since we would obviously do that shit way better than HBO. Aegon's conquest would be fun for waifufags fighting over Rhaenys and Visenya, even though we all know that Combat Mage Visenya is best girl. I just want something, it could even be an OC character like in Mallroy quest.
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>>4801492
>>4801499

Wow, it took two of you to beat me????

>>4801497
>>4801507
>>4801517
>>4801519
>>4801523
>>4801562
>>4801566
>>4801574
>>4801604

Fight Arya!

>>4801504

I'm not fighting anymore guise cuz you laughed at me >:(
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>>4801709
>>4801713
>>4801718
>>4801733
Making one focused on a random OC from a period of "peace" in westeros seems fun. Like playing your own Tyrell or Arryn during the period of "Dunk & Egg"
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>>4801723
Welcome to bullshit quest verse. If you want it you have to beat the nonsense DCs.
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>>4801733
Are you asking for a self insert quest or just to play as an existing character? desu I don’t like self insert quests as much due to the abuse of future knowledge, more fun without it imo
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>>4801733
Playing as another kingdom trying to fight Aegon's conquest would be interesting for a quest.
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>>4801733
I had an idea about an alternate timeline where some of the Darklyns survived the purge after the Defiance of Duskendale. But then I involved too many waifus in the story (including the MC's mom being based on Yennefer) and it never went anywhere because I thought asoiaf players won't fall for coombait. Now I see there's a market for that, I think I could dredge up my notes.
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>>4801598
I'm going to make these canon in some way.
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>>4801755
Yesss.
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>>4801598
The BOOOAR Calvary has arrived!
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>>4801754
Too many waifus and incestbait on top makes for a shitposting quest like this one.
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>>4801754
Haha is this the one where the MC fucks his mom or stepmom or something? Or maybe the MC was a bastard of a highborn mom? There was definitely something weird going on.
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>>4801761
I could take out the incestbait and cull the waifus to 2 or 3. But it was also a dark quest about taking revenge, with the MC ruining some innocent people of the rival house in his path to get back power. So that might be a problem.
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>>4801765
I stole 70-80% of the initial story from the House Silverbank creation thread which never went anywhere. Basically the MC is a bastard of a highborn Darklyn woman who escapes the purge, but is then married to the new ruler of Duskendale. The story is about getting the rid of the usurping family and getting power back to the Darklyns, in the background of Robert's Rebellion.
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>>4801765
Tell me your history, Boggs. You seem like an ASOIAF fanatic.

Were you there, in the beginning.

Were you there with Velo?
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>>4801773
>>4801768
If you're going for revenge, why not make the MC a social climber instead of turning it into a "choose your path" dating sim type? A rare surviving Darklyn, maybe even a Darke or something with a Darklyn mom, trying to become the next Lord of Duskendale by manipulating and backstabbing his way up to one of Lord Rykker's daughters and then clearing a path for her to inherit?

>>4801778
I've been following on and off since Karban. I missed Velo, but caught up in the archives because things that bad need to be experienced.
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>>4801738
You dont like Robb do you
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

You utter a fake laugh as you suppress the tears which threaten to unleash themselves from your watery eyeballs. Swallowing your pride, you nod along with the rest of the men laughing at your words.

“You’re right,” you quickly cover your ass in a lie. “I was making a jape, obviously. I’ll dance with Arya while you can prove the rumors wrong about how your bastard brother measures up to you, Stark.”

Jon Snow shoots you a withering glare, clearly convinced you’re only pitting him against his half-brother in a showing of strength and skill to test his mettle and ability in preparation for joining the Kingsguard like you spoke of during the King’s welcoming feast.

The wild child Arya, however, is brimming with energy and beaming at the chance to whack at you with a padded wooden sword.
You glance back to your legion of sycophants and raise your eyebrows at them repeatedly in quick succession, assuring them with your cocksure attitude that you won’t allow the little girl to land even a glancing hit on you. All of them chuckle under their breath, save for Sandor, who simply fixes you with a serious stare that silently communicates the very pertinent message: Don’t fuck this up, idiot.

The skinny, long-faced, grey-eyed brunette forgoes Ser Rodrik Cassel’s offer to garb her in protective padding. “If the Crown Prince isn’t going to hit back, what’s the point of slowing myself down wearing armor, Ser Rodrik?”

The Northern knight huffs in frustration, twisting at his chin whiskers. He looks at you seriously and seems to make a silent, positive judgment of your character. “Aye, m’lady. Prince Joffrey won’t strike you, but if you hit yourself with the sword I’m ending the fight.”

Arya giggles, shifting the practice sword the master-at-arms bequeaths her into her left hand, quickly adjusting to its weight and the feel of the weapon in her grip. Once she feels ready, the little nine year old girl with the fierceness and tenacity you know makes her a suitable candidate to eventually become an assassin steps into the arena, her expression of determination an intense one.

Jon, meanwhile, has stepped in to spar with his slightly younger but legitimate brother - a dance they’ve done hundreds if not thousands of times by now, both of them so familiar with the other’s fighting style there is not a hint of anticipation lingering between them - merely dulled, sibling rivalry.

Your conflict, however, is an untested one. And you hope to the Gods above you don’t get your ass kicked by an untrained little girl, regardless of what she’s going to grow up to become.

Nearby, you spy two direwolf pups - Nymeria and Ghost - sitting obediently beside one another. The female has golden eyes and grey fur in stark contrast with its albino brother.

“Begin!” Ser Rodrik bellows to start the dual duels.

Arya screeches at the top of her lungs as she lunges for you, swinging wildly.

>Roll me 1d100+50
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>>4801785
Honestly, I think he nailed Robb's character. We can hang out with Robb if the lads vote for it.
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Rolled 14 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>4801789
let's make Arya look like an idiot
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>>4801793
not with that roll you won't.

Nice job, you didn't get beat by a little girl. (barely)
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>>4801793
woops

I guess we're the idiot
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>>4801784
I couldn't think of a way the Rykker Lord would agree to a match between MC and his daughter. Maybe a suitors' ball or a tourney for the hand of a younger daughter (like Reynold) where you have to eliminate the competition, whether by outcompeting them naturally or using dirty tricks? That sounds fun. After that you start eliminating the other heirs to Duskendale while keeping it a secret from the wife.
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>>4801796
well anyway, give Arya mad props for keeping up with Joff, no talking down or playing it off as letting her do well
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>>4801784
>Karban

Linku, por favor!
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4801789
Based
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>>4801794
Play it off as letting her get a few hits in to boost her confidence.
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Rolled 48 + 50 (1d100 + 50)

>>4801789
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>>4801793
>>4801800
Arya Mary Sue confirmed.
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>>4801799
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=game+of+thrones+quest
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>>4801804
In the collective defense of the dice rollers, this is the second time Trick has called for such a thing in 5 1800-post threads. Takes a bit to get warmed up.
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>>4801778
>>4801784
Link to Velo?
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>>4801812
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Westeros
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>>4801801
+1

>>4801810
I can only hope.
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>>4801815
Thank you
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>>4801793
Maybe from now on when we duel we don't pay attention to everything going on around us like a schmuck. We almost got thrashed by a child.

Don't fight distracted.
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Lets kek sansa with arya
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>>4801793
Getting laughed at really rattled poor Joff
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>>4801820
No problem, Anon.
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>>4801825
It shouldn't even be that hard. Just go up to Bobby and tell him it's Arya who is the most like this Lyanna we keep hearing about. Sansafags get btfo and we get a waifu who has more personality than longingly staring at us. Everyone wins.
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>>4801831
>Everyone wins.
I don't. Because that doesn't involve making Sandor smile.
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Tell me what you think about this anons, interesting enough to play? >>4801797

It will be dark and full of backstabbing and underhanded tricks as you're trying to eliminate first the rivals to the girl then all her family to get to the seat.
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>>4801838
I mean you can do it but if the writing is shit a cool premise doesn't matter

so either do it or don't, it's down to you
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>>4801838
The idea is interesting, the real question is the execution. Don't lose heart if you're shit, as you only learn from the mistakes you make mate.
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>>4801797
>>4801838
So long as it's not railroaded with the MC autowinning a daughter's hand, I'm game. These quests could use more allowances for failure in general.
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>>4801758
And the BOOOOAR Chariots! If we find enough pigs maybe in 10 years we can have an elite unit of BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR Screamers!
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>>4801841
Writing is above ESL-tier and more than passable, but below Boggs' or even Trick's quality. No excuses for that. I want to see if there's interest. Anons might contribute their own ideas if they have a better take on it, and I'll consider them. Like Boggs just suggested a better way to achieve the goal than I thought of.
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>>4801856
So the plot is we kill off rivals to get a wife, then kill her family so she inherits and our future line is in power?
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>>4801860
Yeah. With a few twists added of course. Also rivals need not necessarily be killed. You could bribe a competitor to drop out, break his leg before the dance, threaten his family, etc.
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>>4801854
Would it be the Boared Hussars or the Winged Boarssars?
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>>4801862
Personally I don’t like playing scummy characters that much but I get it’s more unique.
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>>4801865
Ritterboarder
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Someone please start a Hogg or Crakehall quest for the boarfags. They’ve rapidly proven themselves to be the least funny variety of fag we have here.
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She’s fucking aggressive, you’ll give her that much. It definitely throws you off your game enough to alarm you, that much energy radiating from an opponent so much smaller than you, even in comparison to her manlet brother.

WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK

You counter every swing and thrust easily enough with your own glorified stick, although Arya’s throwing them out fast enough in rapid enough succession to make you sweat and really have to work for it, tunnel vision developing as she becomes your world. You tune out the scuffle happening between Robb and Jon to your right as well as the whooping and hollering of the peanut gallery. The Stark girl’s vigor is not to be denied and the added handicap that you can’t take full advantage of any openings in her guard to punish the horse faced lass for overextending isn’t helpful for anyone involved - not her to learn proper techniques from the experience nor your own ability to utilize your full range of skills and maneuvers.

One major advantage she possesses in her left handedness. You weren’t prepared for the awkwardness involved with handling that slight change to your expectations.

Still, Arya’s ultimately an untrained female child and you’re a far taller twelve year old boy who’s been training rigorously near non-stop for two and a half months now with some of the best fighters on the continent in addition to whatever training the real Joffrey possessed prior to your possession of his body.

She never had a chance at actually winning this engagement, it was merely your fight to lose if you really fucked up and let her get a hit in.

Thankfully, despite your comparatively poor performance in comparison to the flashy twirls and ripostes you were able to whip out while fighting her older brother, Arya never once manages to get a hit in. The gulf in skill and muscle memory between you two is too vast an ocean for her to cross just yet, though she’s not so incredibly outskilled - thanks largely to you nearly jobbing right here and now - that she becomes discouraged. In a way, it reminds you much of your first real sparring session with Gendry when you went up against Ser Loras and how you never quite gave up despite his absolute schooling of your ass.

You can tell Arya’s enjoying the experience, the temptation of a potential victorious exchange ever looming on the horizon and she is only ever annoyed when she notices you going out of your way not to smack her upside the head. The girl lusts for a real fight, even as she becomes drenched in sweat over the course of your dance.

What is the meaning of this?!” a familiar female voice rings out in alarmed incredulity.
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>>4801884
>“What is the meaning of this?!”
Oh, hi Cat
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Arya freezes, dropping her weapon. It clatters upon the hard-packed earth as you turn to see Lady Catelyn Stark fast approaching the circle of knights and squires watching children smack each other for entertainment on this otherwise boring day. You notice Jon and Robb have long since finished their own match and both look sheepish as the Lady of Winterfell rushes to arrive at the scandalous scene.

Ser Rodrik Cassel steps forward, bowing before he attempts to explain himself. “I assure you, my lady, your daughter was never in any danger. The Crown Prince behaved nobly and was simply drilling his defense while Arya played.”

That clarification doesn’t seem to soothe the mother’s fury much. “Arya was supposed to be practicing her needlework with Sansa and Princess Myrcella. Septa Mordane tells me she fled without leave. Young lady come here this instant.”

Arya sulks for a moment while Jon Snow winces.

>She was practicing her needlework, Lady Stark. Arya said her stitches were crooked and we were assisting her hand-eye coordination.
>It was all my fault, my lady. I encouraged your daughter to pick up a sword. I accept full responsibility and submit myself to whatever punishment the North has to offer. Spank my bottom, if you must.
>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
>I must admit, I wanted to dance with both your daughters Lady Stark. It seems Arya was far more comfortable with this style of dancing than any other, so I indulged her.
>Say nothing.
>Other (write-in)
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>>4801900
>It was all my fault, my lady. I encouraged your daughter to pick up a sword. I accept full responsibility and submit myself to whatever punishment the North has to offer. Spank my bottom, if you must

Kinky
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>>4801900
>>It was all my fault, my lady. I encouraged your daughter to pick up a sword. I accept full responsibility and submit myself to whatever punishment the North has to offer. Spank my bottom, if you must.
>>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
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>>4801900
>>She was practicing her needlework, Lady Stark. Arya said her stitches were crooked and we were assisting her hand-eye coordination.
We gotta ease into this one, lads. She isn't a sure thing like Cersei.
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>>4801900
>She was practicing her needlework, Lady Stark. Arya said her stitches were crooked and we were assisting her hand-eye coordination.

>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
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>>4801900
>>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
I feel like all of these options will piss off Catelyn
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>>4801914
ooh boy! New thread is up after I get back from work and Gym. Backing this one for the BOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR Gang.
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>>4801921
good, lets get her hot and angry

then fuck her in her marriage bed

I was thinking we could wait to seal the deal the day after Robert and Ned leave for the south, taking an extra day to prepare for our trip to the Wall.
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>>4801900
>She was practicing her needlework, Lady Stark. Arya said her stitches were crooked and we were assisting her hand-eye coordination.

Hey, it could have gone a lot worse.
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>>4801900
>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
Encouraging Arya is the worst thing to do. That's why we gotta do it!
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>>4801900
>I must admit, I wanted to dance with both your daughters Lady Stark. It seems Arya was far more comfortable with this style of dancing than any other, so ---
>so SHE indulged ME.
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>She was practicing her needlework, Lady Stark. Arya said her stitches were crooked and we were assisting her hand-eye coordination.
Hahahah
But the dancing line is pretty good too.
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>>4801950
no, discuss this
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>>4801953
fucking hysterical

have a fate point
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>>4801900
>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
+ >>4801942
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>>4801950
If you want a world where the Bolt-On theory is true, read my quest! http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4560012/
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>>4801900
>>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
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>>4801957
>hasn't seen this image before despite it being spammed non-stop for the past few months
hello newfag
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>>4801950
Shit is in all the wrong tiers.

>>4801953
Lost it at Kong Hong.
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>>4801953
discuss this
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>>4801900
>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
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>>4801953
That's just the planetos full map, mate. Check out the final tier.
Can't wait for the DeTroyt HBO spinoff. We wuz Ghiscari an' shiet.
>>4801968
Oh shit, hey Elsweyr.
>>4801973
I agree. I didn't make it though and can't be fucked to fix it.
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>>4801950
Iceberg is missing Vary and Illyerio = Mermen, Maester poisoning Dragons theory, Nettles is still alive theory, and Jamie is Azhor Ahai and Brienne Nissa Nissa. Other than that bretty gud, learned some new stuff too.
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>>4801953
Sure is a lot of dothraki shit separated by a long distance and water.
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>>4801957
oh boy do I use it for plot fuckery or coom fuckery

I'm a coomer at heart but we've used a lot of fate points for coom.

Uhhh, what about the entire Kingsguard except Jaime and Barristan catch a deadly illness and die, opening up slots for our picks.

or is that too much?
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>>4801953
Planetos people are flat earthers who can't map.
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>>4801983
>Maester poisoning Dragons theory
That's included the Grand Maester Conspiracy. How do people reckon Nettles is still alive? I believe that she was the Fire Witch who's dragon the Burned Men worshiped, but she'd be older than Bloodraven if she was still alive.
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>>4801979
Fatman has a scat fetish in his earlier days. I think he has enough money to pay a hooker to shit in his mouth nowadays.
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>>4801953
>>4801957
Lol.
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>>4801985
You could make ratburgers.
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>>4801988
She could be the fire witch, but I think that the "Nettles is still alive theory" mostly applies to her flying off with a dragon and the both of them never being found by Rhanyera's faction. Thus there could be a chance that there are more dragons out in planetos if Nettle's dragon was able to produce eggs or mate with other dragons.
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>>4801985

That would require 5 fate points at least.

Joffrey getting Boros Blount or Meryn Trant gored during a boar hunt on purpose however . . . very possible.
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>>4801985
Have Arys kill Mandon while Sweetrobin to seizes to death. That removes a trecherous kingsguard and a weak lord/another Baelish-aligned piece on the board. People like Preston Greenfield, Boros, and Meryn won't last long in a real fight, they'll get got soon enough.
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>>4801983
>Jamie is Azhor Ahai and Brienne Nissa Nissa

Couldn't this be backwards? Brienne kills Redemption Arc Jaime with his own sword to satisfy her honor debt to Catelyn then sort of wanders north by the power of plot to fight the Others and winds up accidentally the Night King? Keeping in mind that she is also decended from GRRM's Duncan the Tall MC and just largely fits the theme of ugly freaks and social outcasts being the real heroes along with his various on-record rants about subverting tropes where she is so often the example given.
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>>4801985
Except they won't be our picks, they'll be Robert and Cersei's picks again, who appointed the shit Kingsguard in the first place.
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Fate Point History

#1 - Granted for Archive Fuckery - Used to impale Gendry's foot.

#2 - Granted for anon being a good sport - Taken away for summoning Lord Licorice due to continued archive fuckery.

#3 - Granted for calling out samefag and making him delete his post - Used to find and speak with Mance Rayder

#4 - Granted for being right about anti-incest anons being samefags - Expired before it could be used due to new thread

#5 - Granted for sick nasty dire boar idea - Poised to be used for finding dire boars

#6 - Granted for posting a funny picture which made QM laugh - Currently unused
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>>4801985
>while Bobby B is still king
>while Sweetrobin is with some of them

Kek. I'm sure other anons can come up with better ideas. Unless the Danyfags take over.

How about have the wrights attack Mormont when we reach the Wall and have the the old bear believe and agree with our insane wildling plan.
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>>4801900
>She was practicing her needlework, Lady Stark. Arya said her stitches were crooked and we were assisting her hand-eye coordination.
lol
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>>4802005
Oh shit well if the Catelyn thing hasn't got a fate point behind it

Joffrey fucks Cat and leaves a little golden haired bastard in her belly

I'm a coomer at heart, and she deserves it for shitting on Jon Snow for being a bastard all his life.
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>>4802005
>#4 - Granted for being right about anti-incest anons being samefags - Expired before it could be used due to new thread

Didn't that one anon decide on using it on Cat? Pretty sure that was before the new thread.
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>>4801900
>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
Don't cuck out here you simps
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>>4802011
Disappointing.
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>>4802008
Agree with this, preferably in a way we can catch the wights alive. It's going to happen in a few months, we're just advancing the timeline.
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>>4802011
>a man can be this based
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>>4802011
Based coom pregnancy anon. But didn't Eddard cum in her pussy the morning before meeting us and Bobby? She should already be pregnant.
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>>4802021
she never showed signs of being pregnant in the books

and our lion seed will wash out Ned's weak wolf seed anyway, hentai style
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Trick was the Cersei update in the last thread canon or on omake? Has it already happened or supposed to happen somewhere in the next month while we're at Winterfell?
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>>4802011
The planfag fears the coomerchad
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>>4802005
>>4802014

Yea, this >>4800761 post confirms it, Trick even posted later in the same thread before creating a new one.
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>>4802040
if Trick confirms it I might change my fate point, but if he says it doesn't count I'm sticking to 'fuck Cat pregnant'
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>>4801900
>She was practicing her needlework, Lady Stark. Arya said her stitches were crooked and we were assisting her hand-eye coordination.
>It was all my fault, my lady. I encouraged your daughter to pick up a sword. I accept full responsibility and submit myself to whatever punishment the North has to offer. Spank my bottom, if you must.
>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
>I must admit, I wanted to dance with both your daughters Lady Stark. It seems Arya was far more comfortable with this style of dancing than any other, so I indulged her.
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>>4802053
It would be fair of Trick to do that. Either way, I appreciate you stepping up to bat for Cat anon.
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>>4802040
>>4802053
>Two Fate points invested in fucking Catelyn Stark
Jesus Christ. Based

>>4802060
Lol anon make up your mind. You just listed all the options again.
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>>4801900
>>Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.
This.
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>>4802061
maybe if Ned fucked her right she wouldn't be such a fucking bitch
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>>4802053
Confirmed
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>>4802087
okay so if there's already a lock on fucking Cat

no one else is going to like this but

Mya Stone comes to King's Landing to train as a warrior to become Joffrey's sworn bodyguard.

fuck all of you, Mya Stone is my minor character waifu
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>>4802087
Based QM.

>>4802053
So, what's your plan with the fate point mate?
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>>4802092
Extremely patrician. Just a reminder that Robert in the OG timeline wanted Mya to come to KL but Cersei threatened to kill her
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>>4802092
I like the idea. Now we just need Darcy to come down with us.
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>>4802096
so we just tell Cersei if any harm comes to Mya we'll see harm comes to her or Jaime
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>>4802092
>inviting another one of Robert's bastards to KL
Nigga he sent the first one we recruited away, what makes you think he's gonna do anything different the second time around? She'd also be a shit bodyguard, she works with mules. Better to have us meet her when we go to the Vale to rip Petyr a new one.
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>>4802092
>Mya Stone comes to King's Landing to train as a warrior to become Joffrey's sworn bodyguard.
>fuck all of you, Mya Stone is my minor character waifu

Holy fucking based batman, jezus christ, umm, gonna make one small change to it though.

You're going to meet Mya Stone on the WAY back to King's Landing because you pass by the Vale of Arryn.

Regardless, that is such a fantastic fucking use of a fate point I'm nearly tempted to grant you another one.

Jesus fuck.
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>>4802107
>asking for a waifu is a fantastic use of a fate point
Gross.
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>>4802107
first based post in days
>>4802114
cope
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>>4802114
Way better use that Gendry's 'accident' lad.
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>>4802114
yeah but this time it's my waifu, so it's based.

Your waifus are cringe.
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>>4802135
>yeah but this time it's my waifu, so it's based.

Then give the man another fate point for being so based mate!
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>>4801905
>>4801910
>>4802060

It was all my fault, my lady. I encouraged your daughter to pick up a sword. I accept full responsibility and submit myself to whatever punishment the North has to offer. Spank my bottom, if you must

>>4801910
>>4801919
>>4801921
>>4801936
>>4801967
>>4801969
>>4801980
>>4802017
>>4802060
>>4802085

Your daughter is a warrior, my lady. Like the Mormont women of Bear Isle or the Sand Snakes to the South or the Spearwives from Beyond the Wall. She has true potential that shouldn’t be neglected.

>>4801914
>>4801919
>>4801933
>>4801949
>>4802009
>>4802060

She was practicing her needlework, Lady Stark. Arya said her stitches were crooked and we were assisting her hand-eye coordination.

>>4801942
>>4801967
>>4802060

I must admit, I wanted to dance with both your daughters Lady Stark. It seems Arya was far more comfortable with this style of dancing than any other, so ---


>>4802100

You're so based I'm tempted to give you another fate point. What else do you want to do, in case the Mya Stone think doesn't happen this thread (it probably won't given how we're at nearly 400 posts over the course of a couple hours.
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>>4802144
Better yet, give me a fate point because I want one.
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>>4802150
stop giving out fate points over nothing
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>>4802121
>>4802124
>>4802135
>straightfags
Opinions discarded
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>>4802156

Alright, after the seventh fate point, fate points will only be earned for good fanart of my quest.
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>>4802159
ok faggot
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>>4802156
Shut up nigger.
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So.. are we fucking Cat?
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>>4802159
Hey! I was fine with making Jamie our bottom bitch.
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>>4802167
samefag
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>>4802170
It's confirmed.
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>>4802171
Yeah but he looks like Cersei. And Cersei isn't mannish so Jaime is a twink. Fun to look at but lame to fuck.

>>4802166
Oh man how'd you figure that one out?
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>>4802150
>What else do you want to do, in case the Mya Stone think doesn't happen this thread
You know I'm tempted to throw plotfags a bone but they're kind of annoying my vibe, while the coomerfags are being cool

someone mentioned unlocking Cersei's bisexual side

well

We have a three way with Cat and Cersei
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>>4801900
>She was practicing her needlework, Lady Stark. Arya said her stitches were crooked and we were assisting her hand-eye coordination.
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I'm fully prepared for this to fuck us over

I don't care
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>>4802165
>fate points will only be earned for good fanart of my quest.
shit I do draw but not well

guess I've got to try
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>>4802165
>only artfags get fate points

>>4802175
Based, though I wonder at the mechanics behind making that work.
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>>4802182
Don't worry, taste is subjective. And everyone's taste here is shit except mine so you have a great chance. I'm rooting for you lil guy.
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>>4802165
Don't have fanart but here's a meme you probably just saw.
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>>4802175
Choose arya over sansa
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>>4802175
>someone mentioned unlocking Cersei's bisexual side

. . . based

>We have a three way with Cat and Cersei

eh, not as based - your potential was tapped after the Mya Stone thing, I see.

And honestly, all you did to earn your fate point was post an image somebody else made.

All in all, you got off lucky with a single fate point
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>>4802194
fair

I was originally going to go with 'capture Val' but figured beyond the Wall stuff wasn't going to happen this thread
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>>4802194
>Not as based
So who is the superior JoffXCerseiX? threesome?
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>>4802196
...oh?

You can still use your fate point on it even if it doesn't happen this thread, just like DireBoar anon.

Another alternative is getting Mormont to agree and believe us with the Other threat and the Wildling peace.
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>Cat pulls us aside after whatever fedora tipping we get up to
>we throw game at her, Fate intervenes
>mention we want Arya to be our queen
>she loves this because it's a big boost to a second daughter
>oh but we wanted to fuck sansa
>she looks like sansa
>so what will it be? Does she want arya to be queen or not?
>of course she does
>COOOOOOOOM
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>>4802196
Why would you 'Capture' Val when we just negotiated an alliance with the wildlings? Ask her as a 'liaison' or something. A hostage for Mance to hold to his word. I'm already worried the last guy's use of his fate point to fuck Cat will get us killed.
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>>4802197
Maya Stone
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>>4802197
Ashara Dayne
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>>4802200
Now that would be a much better use of the point than anything done or suggested by far.
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>>4802197

Honestly, the PATRICIAN THREESOME in my head is based on /my/ SI as Robert Baratheon.

So imagine Robert (me) and Cersei have been happily married for nearly two decades now.

Robert matches his brother Renly up with Margaery.

Now, I know Renly is gay, so, Cersei takes Margaery and starts lezzing out with her in my bedroom.

I walk in to find them naked and Cersei says "Margaery needs a black-haired heir and Renly's busy right now with Loras."

Then I fuck the shit out of both Cersei and Margaery, impregnating both that night - one for the first time and the other for the twelfth.
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>>4802203
wildling marriage, it'd make her our wildling concubine and she's a ride or die kind of bitch
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>>4802209
No it wouldn't. That's fucking gay lol
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>>4802197
Genna Lannister
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>>4802197
Olenna of course
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>>4802210
>the other for the twelfth

UHHHHH Based???
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>>4802210
Cersei x Margaery is pretty based, and in canon there'd be a lot of hot hate fucking mixed in, trying to prove who can take care of Joffrey's needs better.
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>>4802028
Coomers believe they have power, but they can only ruin quests if the qm is also a coomer
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>>4802209
Alternatively, Erectile Dysfunction to all men except us who attempts to sex Dany. Would cuck Drogo and SI Targ, and still be amusing as all hell.

>>4802210
Based!
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>>4802203
No no no, if I read his fate point correctly, it was used "getting as far as it'll take us with Cat"

I don't see any explicit mention of demanding sex. Simply "as far as it'll take us" which I interpreted as what is the most reasonably positive relationship Cat could have with Joff at this point.

Considering your family killed her sister and is holding her nephew hostage, well, that's not extremely far, but you have the benefit of still being a child.

>>4802217

She had three miscarriages and two stillbirths, but that still leaves me with seven children, each one representing a different aspect of the Seven.
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>>4802225
Okay now I don't want to be a big coomer if the last fate point takes us "as far as it'll take us", you >>4802211 should use yours to take us all the way.

>>4802210
Unbelievably based, Trick.
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>>4802225
Where's my FP, Trick?
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I leave to take a shit and come back to this. Superb. Don't get Mya killed please.
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>>4802225
>each one representing a different aspect of the Seven.

>not pumping kids into a hundred random chicks to have a hundred bastards then legitimizing them all and having them battle royale that shit to pick your heir

>then getting married and having a non bastard child who inherits by law anyway because fuck bastards lmao

I thought you were more of an asshole than this.
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>>4802229
eh, I'd still rather have Mya Stone than sex with Cat

I'd only lock in going all the way with Cat if it used the bonus point
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>>4802225
It was based off of the previous conversation. He originally wanted to get some ass from Jamie. The anon's conversation started at >>4799778, if you're even interested of course.
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>>4802230
okay that made me laugh.

Take a fate point!
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>>4802238
You're a benevolent god.
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>>4802230
>>4802238
*sigh*

What your plan with the fate point, anon?
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>>4802238
You're just bored, aren't you? That's why you're handing out these fate points like candy, so the anons come up with interesting content on their own, like a DM in a sandbox setting lets his players come up with their own plot.
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>>4802244
I have much to consider. I don't think it'll be a full-on coom vote, the last two have been. Maybe I'll fuck with some stuff in Essos or Dorne. I'll take suggestions, so long as they aren't brain dead.
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>>4802246
. . . you're just upset you don't have a fate point yet, aren't you anon?
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>>4802250
As you've said before, this entire quest is one big fate point for me.
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not done for a fate point, just done for fun
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>>4802257
Amazing. Well done anon.
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>>4802257
Fuck's sake mate, why're you putting me to shame like that?
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>>4802249
Well, there is >>4802200 and >>4802224. Some anons have floated the idea of finding dragon eggs or capturing Val. There's been some shit about glass candles, or capturing Dany directly visa Jorah Mormont, among other autism. Funniest shits gonna be the ratfags idea of making rat burgers a sensible idea, though I don't support it.

Oh, and that tent flipping over revealing Loras bumming Renly.
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>>4802257
uhhhhhh, b-b-based

You wanted to unlock Cersei's bisexuality, right???
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>>4802005
I've still got this trip, if you're willing to let me keep my point
>>4799755
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>>4802266
All of these are bad
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>>4802011
For the record, I did want to put my point behind knocking up Cat
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>>4802267
sure
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>>4802275
what did you want to do with it?
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>>4802267
Oh dear...

>>4802273
What do you suggest? I see having the wights attack Mormont early or aiding the negotiations as the most sensible options with tangible benefits, which might be difficult without using the fate point.
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>>4802257
Based anon, never leave us.
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Imagine not using your fate point to unlock boar skinchanging
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>>4802266
Everything but capturing Val and the ratburgers is up for consideration. Making the area around Dany a no-bone zone would be funny (and preserve the cunny) but might also cock up the Mirri Maz Dur ritual, which might mean no dragons. Not sure if I wanna take that risk.
>>4802271
See >>4802225
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>>4802280
I want her to be infatuated with us does something along >>4799833 these lines sound reasonable?
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>>4802282
Never letting planfags have Fate Points for one. I am perfectly fine with the entire north getting eaten by zombies.
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>>4802285
ah fuck, I'll think of something later I guess
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>>4802287
>don't worry, they'll never get past Moat Cailin
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>>4802286
This combined with >>4802267 this might amount to something coherent.. Two fate points ought to do it. Even if I am still extremely sceptical of using fate points on coom purposes.
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Please let this happen...
>>4788003
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>>4802294
Earn your own fate point, fuckface.
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>>4802289
Don't worry anon, you gave it your best shot. Not your fault Trick wasn't up for it.

If you want some inspiration, >>4802266 was my poor attempt at gathering all the ideas anons came up with.

>>4802285
Maybe. SI Targ would shit his pants at the implications though. Keep in mind, those would be Dany's dragons, not ours.
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>>4802295
can't draw
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>>4802257
>>4802278

By the way, the more you develop this picture, the further Cersei's bisexuality will develop.

Currently, like your picture, its in a rough draft 'feeling it' stage.

By the time you finish it she'll be a full blown cunt lover
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>>4802301
Commission some artwork.
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>>4802301
Didn't stop >>4802230.

Will admit, >>4802257 is intimidating to try and surpass.
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>>4802303
Lmao. You and your tricks.
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>>4802303
Hmmmm, could I use my fate point to unlock Jaime's bisexuality?
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>>4802314
Didnt you use it on Cat already?
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>>4802314
Bruh.
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>>4802322
I thought you were vetoing that. If you're not then nevermind
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>>4802314
>>4802322
Combine your fate point with this anon's >>4802303 to do what you all want to, a threesome with Cat and Cersei
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>>4802324
Told you.
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>>4802326

I just thought you hadn't used your fate point by the end of the thread. I never vetoed anything, except arguably killing Gendry
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>>4802328
I don't think 2 is enough for that. We've laid a lot of the groundwork, though. Just vote for it, bros.
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>>4802299
>those would be Dany's dragons
I don't care who owns them so long as the ice zombies get carpet bombed by them. Using it to find more eggs for her dragons to hibernate would be good from a winning the WftD point of view, but she'd be even more powerful unless we were to marry her.
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>>4802337
I do care, because it'll be our ass on the line if we don't own them unless the Danyfags win the waifu wars.
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>>4802343
>spoiler
The only thing stopping me from assuring that is the possibility that the eggs won't hatch if I do. Think Marwyn and Melissandre could do it if they combined forces?
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>>4802336
Okay so are you using yours for Cat to develop an attraction towards Joffrey or for them to have the best reasonable relationship possible?
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>>4802350
Attraction
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>>4802303
you wouldn't rather I keep working on this Mya Stone piece?

I guess I'll work on both, but you guys should know I suck at colouring
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>>4802210
>>4802210
I was already pushing for Margaery because we need to lockdown the Reach but, fuck, now she is the superior choice for two reasons. We're already developing Cersei's bisexuality and you just know Marg would be down for it from the beginning.
I will fight anyone who doesn't want to make JoffXCersaeiXMargaery happen.
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>>4802335
I knew you would.
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>>4802355
>>4802257

they both need a lot of cleaning up either way.
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>>4802348
You can simply have them get ED while implanting the dragon egg + fire in a letter to Dany directly. That isn't too autistic, is it?
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>>4802355

Developing the Mya Stone piece develops my erection so keep it going.
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>>4802358
>knew you would.

Knew I would what?
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>>4802356
Hey anon, we can pull a SI Trick and marry Margery to Renly while we're fucking her. Bonus points if it's after the tent flips over on Loras' and Renly's bumfuckery.
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>>4802356
Well, you've got my vote.
Unless Robert dies really soon, in which case, Cersei is hands down the best marriage option
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>>4802363
ok, trick is a futa. this is canon
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>>4802363
I'm getting a little confused by all the fate points you're handing out, what's the status currently?
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>>4802372
Fate Point History

#1 - Granted for Archive Fuckery - Used to impale Gendry's foot.

#2 - Granted for anon being a good sport - Taken away for summoning Lord Licorice due to continued archive fuckery.

#3 - Granted for calling out a samefag and making him delete his post - Used to find and speak with Mance Rayder

#4 - Granted for being right about anti-incest anons being samefags - Expired before it could be used due to new thread/Utilized on “getting as far as it will take us with Cat”

#5 - Granted for sick nasty dire boar idea - Poised to be used for finding dire boars

#6 - Granted for posting a funny picture which made QM laugh and also being incredibly based in tastes of waifu - Poised to be used to summon Mya Stone


#7 - Granted for silly stick figure drawing which made QM laugh - Currently Unused

#8 - Granted for epic drawing of Joffrey Baratheon riding a boar - Used to unlock Cersei’s latent bisexuality
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>>4802378
Are they truly fate points? Are you a norn? Is fate an immutable force?

Nah fates some gay ass dating sim about (wo)men
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I really wish I worded mine more clearly. Oh well.
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>>4801160
uh i don't think a letter would work chief
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>>4802390
don't fret, anon, its already being put to good use as we speak
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>>4802397
That's... encouraging
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>>4802390
It's all about technicalites nowadays. No one ever respects the spirit of a thing, you know?

Sorry you wasted your fate point on account of a technicality though. Best of luck next time mate.
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do you guys want Mya in Baratheon or Lannister colours?
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>>4802403
Baratheon colors of course.
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Interposing yourself between the tomboy and her mother, you stare Lady Catelyn down with a fierce gaze, standing firm both physically and mentally as you prepare to advocate on Arya’s behalf.

“Your daughter is a warrior, my lady,” you declare with confidence, earning yourself another wave of gasps from the various squires and men-at-arms filling the open courtyard, the sexists taken aback by your strange views on gender dynamics in this quasi-medieval world of fantasy.

The beautiful auburn-haired mother gulps in reaction to you addressing her, nervously fidgeting ever so imperceptibly as her eyes of blue meet your emerald stare.

“Like the stalwart Mormont women of Bear Isle,” you continue your impromptu speech, “or the cunning Sand Snakes of Dorne far to the South Or the unyielding spear wives from Beyond the Wall.”

“Like Queen Nymeria!” Arya emphatically exclaims in addendum to your list, encouraged by your defense on her behalf. While some of the Northerners bristle and frown at your reference to wildlings and many of the Sothroners in the yard don’t know who the fuck any of you are talking about, there are enough men here knowledgable of either the Mormonts or the Dornish to understand what you’re getting at.

“From North to South, East to West - there are born women meant to wield swords instead of needles and wear breastplates instead of silks. They are rare women indeed among the civilized and the highborn, but your House has been blessed with one such individual. I could feel her ferocity during our spar, Lady Stark. Arya is as much a direwolf as her four-legged companion - her swordplay lashes and bites like the claws and fangs of the very sigil stitched into her surcoat by far daintier and softer hands. Your youngest girl’s stitches are crooked because she was gifted with a dominant left hand - a terrible curse for an embroiderer but a unique boon from the Gods above for any prospective warrior. Arya has true potential, my lady, that should not be neglected.”

Catelyn shivers at your bold words. “A warrior has no true purpose in times of peace, Your Grace. And a woman warrior has no suitors. I pray to the Seven that we experience peace and Summer everlasting as we have for nine long years, but even if my prayers go unheard and we are subjected to Winter and war . . . then warriors must fight and warriors die. Purposelessness or death, which fate would you have me choose for my daughter, Your Grace?”

You look the Riverlander dead in the eyes. “There is no choice, Lady Stark - Winter is Coming.”

The Northmen surrounding the training yard nod solemnly at your words.

Catelyn nearly faints.

Arya, for what it’s worth, thinks you’re fucking epic.
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>>4802403
Lannister. It'll feel dirty and so very right if it was in Joff's colors.
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>>4802420
I'm going to bed and I'll be cumming til the morrow.
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>>4802420
>and warriors die.
Bitch everybody fucking dies. What the fuck? She think just cause you sit in a room making doilies that the mountain isn't going to YEET through the fucking wall and murderrape you?


SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHIEEEEET.
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>>4802420
Winter is cooming
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>>4802436

god that's funny enough that I almost want to give you a fate point but i can't be so laissez faire with these things anymore.

Sorry anon, just know you got a chuckle out of me and if the fate point price wasn't so inflated right now I'd have given you one.
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>>4802420
All we had to say was Winter is Coming™ and all the norfmen instantly came
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>>4802420
>And a woman warrior has no suitors
What are Greyjoys?
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>>4802444
Worthless pieces of shit.
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>>4802444
Pointless, replaceable, incompetent, de jure fuckpuppies.
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>>4802445
>>4802448
t. Oldtower
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>>4802440
>Withholding fate points just to artificially drive up the value
Hello Mr De Beers
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>>4802444
oooh, actually, that's another thing for my Robert Baratheon SI.

14. Execute Balon, Theon goes to Winterfell, Asha is taken to King's Landing and becomes my 'salt wife' (with bisexual Cersei's permission, of course, she gets first dibs on the Greyjoy girl's body before me, it's only fair because I'm such a loyal husband and Cersei does need someone else to grieve with since Jaime perished on the walls of Pyke by that random assassin)
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>>4802444
Asha is mocked for her warriorness, but the fact she has two devoted orbiters kinda throws one off of that.
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>>4802440
This is your fate point allocation thus far. You might want to cool it for a little.
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>>4802356
>Margaery because we need to lockdown the Reach but, fuck, now she is the superior choice for two reasons
I'll give you the Reach point, but book!Margaery has shown no bisexual leanings. Dany has though, and she has dragons to keep the Reach in line.
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>>4802456
>not tripling the budget

What are you, some kind of Trump supporter?
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>>4802453
Lmao
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I want a fate point to make Varys get his balls back
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>>4802460
Only his balls, not his dick.
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>>4802454
>>4802455
So, salt wife Asha is a go then?

>>4802457
We'll have to ease Margery into it then.
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>>4802460
>>4802462
And suddenly Varys might think he can take the throne. mite b cool
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>>4802455
Asha also has a bunch of Stannis's men, the main contender being Justin Massey, wanting her as well.
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>>4801900
>Dance with both your daughters Lady Stark. It seems Arya was far more comfortable with this style of dancing than any other, so I indulged her.
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>>4802470
Only because she's a woman and they want a lordship.
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>>4802471
bruuuh
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>>4802456

Man, I should give you a fate point for making that pie chart.
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>>4802455
To be fair, that's because she's a hall pass to become a Lord Paramount of the Iron Isles in the minds of the orbiters.

She's also hot, unlike Brienne.
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>>4802474
Do it. It'll fuck up his pie chart.
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>>4802472
Outside of Justin Massey yeah. Still means she has suitors
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>>4802478
The OCDfags will attack your nation for this.
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>>4802420
Well, credit where it's due Elsweyr, you have the writing chops to make stupid coomer shit read pretty darn well.
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>>4802478
Trick, please ban this monster
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>>4802482
Are you stupid or something?
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>>4802484
Do you usually expect answers to rhetorical questions?
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>>4802484
What? He's right. Elsweyr's a really good writer.
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>>4802482

Thank you so much. I've always been afraid to run a quest for fear of rejection. I even pretended to be a completely different person usurping the quest just to disassociate myself in case you all ended up hating it :)
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>>4802485
Do you?
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>>4802487
Don't encourage him. Already I'll have half my potential player base thinking I run a coomer quest with fate points involved.
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i fucking love reading this retarded quest with my morning coffee.
thanks to all the autists out here
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>>4802489
You're doing a great job, it's okay to take credit for it.
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my headcannon is that trick calls them 'fate points' because the autism they bring about reminds it of fate quest
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>>4801274
Is he trolling? Is he serious? Either way, /pol/fags seethe. Ergo, based.
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>>4802496
So if he called it karma would all the redditors be triggered?

Nah they've just always been called fate points. Don't worry about it.
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>>4802502
i know lol, but it fits so well that it just stuck

and i didnt even read fatequest, so i cant judge
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>>4802505
I said don't fuckin worry about it don't make me get the wet socks
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>>4802474
It technically counts as "fanart"....
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okay this is what I've got so far
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>>4802512
Oh hell yes!
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>>4802508
If a pie chart counts as fanart now, then I don't feel so bad about the moratorium on non-fanart
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I like the idea of her using a warhammer like Robert
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>>4802517
I like it as well. It's fitting.
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>>4802512
Boots need a little more detail and her right foot is weird-looking.
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>>4802521
Anon that's a boot.
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>>4802512
Good, good!

Now put the whole hammer in her pussy!

You decide which way
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>>4802522
nah I get what he means, I'm working on my feet
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>>4802512
>realistic hammer
based
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>>4802524
But you can't see the foot. It is a boot.
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>>4802512
Nice work Anon
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>>4801211
Support these shenanigans.
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>>4802553
...kek
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>>4802221
This is beyond being a horny coomer idk feels more like a bunch of incels.
>hates sansa
>but wants to fuck cat because they hate her and also looks like sansa lol
???? I can get cerseifags but seriously this need to fuck every character is pathetic.
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>>4802512
Oh no no no. Fatebros, the SIFags are laughing at us...
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>>4802257
based
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From that moment on, Arya is included among the noble children allowed to practice swordsmanship in the courtyard for the rest of your time spent at Winterfell.

You recall Jon, Robb and Theon had looked absolutely fucking flabbergasted at what you managed to accomplish right then and there, spontaneously acting off the cuff in negotiating Arya out of being punished for her misbehavior and acquiring her mother’s permission to continue sparring instead of pursuing the more feminine arts with the other highborn girls. Catelyn Stark simply accepted the premise you had put forth so eloquently and surrendered to her daughter’s new path through life.

With each passing day, you and the tomboy grow closer as acquaintances - Arya owing much of her ability to partake in her new hobby thanks to your efforts. What begins initially as somewhat adoring gratefulness blossoms into a quasi-friendship as she fully accepts the positive effect you have on her life. Robb, Jon and yourself take turns teaching Arya the basics of swordplay and soon enough she is outperforming Bran and Tommen due to her fierce nature and the slight advantage she possesses by virtue of being roughly two years older than both young boys.

There are a lot of laughs shared between you and your new Northern friends as the days drag on and the date of your departure looms closer and closer.

Interspersed between your time spent almost single mindedly focused on training your body to become the best sword fighter in Westeros and fucking Cersei, you take whatever opportunities you can find to positively influence your non-biological father’s behavior.

After having noticed his heavy drinking during the welcoming feast, you remind King Robert whenever possible of the vow you made together on the Kingsroad to each day be better men and husbands than you had been the day before. Robert grumbles at your insistence - protesting irritably you’re going to shirk your duty as Crown Prince and become a septon on him, clearly unaware of your escapades with his wife - few and far between though they may be due to your encouraging of the unaware cuckold’s commitment to fidelity, despite the Queen’s clandestine conduct with a handsome blonde boy. Cersei truly is an insatiable size queen to handle Robert rutting her so frequently in the King’s bedchambers and yet still make time for you in yours without being run ragged by the rag dolling. Hopefully the sexual exercise is keeping the blonde bombshell in tip top shape.

So, despite Bobby B’s willingness to relapse now that he has creature comforts and good company with which to drink and make merry as well as an old friend to share stories of the good old days with, he does not waver any further than his momentary lapse at the feast for your sake as his faithful, loyal, trueborn son.
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The beastly fat man tempers his thirst for alcohol, drinking in moderation despite the stocked wine cellars full of ample vintages at Winterfell, and does not temper his sword in the waters of wet Northern pussy, clenching his fists tightly as the local bed warmers and whores of Wintertown tempt him with their feminine wiles, lining up in droves for a taste of the fabled Stag King before ending up sorely disappointed upon being ignored.

The King also continues working out, doing his damnedest to shed some more of his blubber while simultaneously maintaining the immense strength naturally coiled in his hulking physique.

One day, near the end of your stay at Winterfell, King Robert Baratheon tells you what you’ve been waiting to hear from him since day 1 of your life in Westeros.

We’re going boar hunting tomorrow, Joff.

This is it! This is the hunt that, in the canon timeline, allows a moment of apparent privacy for Cersei and Jaime to fuck in the Broken Tower, before getting caught by Bran, which leads to the Kingslayer yeeting that child.

>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.
>Actually father, I’m feeling under the weather. I think I’ll stay behind and sit this one out. Maybe next time.
>Other (write-in)
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>>4802685
>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.
>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
No yeeting kids today.
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>>4802685
>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.
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>>4802685
>>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
>>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.
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>>4802685
>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.

BOAR! BOAR! BOAR! BOAR! BOAR!
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>>4802685
The power of the direBOAR compels you
>>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
>>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.
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>inb4 Cersei gets caught with Catelyn, exploring her bisexual desires, but nobody even realizes what's going on because of homophobia
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>>4802724
>Inb4 she cripples Bran just because "she felt like it"
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what a coincidence, I'm working on this
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>>4802685
>>4802685 #
BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR? Maybe?
>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.
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>>4802730
All according to Keikaku
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>>4802685
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The beastly fat man tempers his thirst for alcohol, drinking in moderation despite the stocked wine cellars full of ample vintages at Winterfell, and does not temper his sword in the waters of wet Northern pussy, clenching his fists tightly as the local bed warmers and whores of Wintertown tempt him with their feminine wiles, lining up in droves for a taste of the fabled Stag King before ending up sorely disappointed upon being ignored.

The King also continues working out, doing his damnedest to shed some more of his blubber while simultaneously maintaining the immense strength naturally coiled in his hulking physique.

One day, near the end of your stay at Winterfell, King Robert Baratheon tells you what you’ve been waiting to hear from him since day 1 of your life in Westeros.

“We’re going boar hunting tomorrow, Joff.”

This is it! This is the hunt that, in the canon timeline, allows a moment of apparent privacy for Cersei and Jaime to fuck in the Broken Tower, before getting caught by Bran, which leads to the Kingslayer yeeting that child.

>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.
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>>4802685
>>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.
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>>4802685
>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.

We have to remember to tell Cersei that under no circumstances is she to kill the Stark's direwolves. I don't want to be dealing with missing direpups in our future lads.
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>>4802724
>>4802730
>>4802750
Kek
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>>4801100
then i fuck a lot of bitches
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>>4802776
Why would she do that? It was only Joff throwing a tantrum about getting attacked that made her go all ATF, without our input she'll have no interest in them whatsoever.
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>>4802783
Insurance. I don't want a 'Gendry' pulled over our heads while we're not there to mitigate any screw ups that happen.

I could just be paranoid though.
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in colour but keep in mind I suck at colouring

working on it though
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>>4802789

I'll keep working on this through the week

it gets me practicing at least
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>>4802789
Noice, Based Anon!
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sex SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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>>4802789
>Joffrey "The Golden BOOOAARR" Baratheon
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>>4802789
Really makes me wish we'd spent a fate point turning the DIRE BOAR into warg-style companion.
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>>4802799
We could still train the boar, especially if a dire boar, to be a decent war mount.

Apart from jokes, it'd be unique, setting us apart and emphatizing even more that us, as the (future) King, are above the rest (as in unique)
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>>4802685
>DOUBLE Insurance! We take Jamie and all of the Stark boys plus Arya!
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>>4802685
>>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
>>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.
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>>4802685
>>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
>>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.
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>>4802789
very based
>>4802804
Boar
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Can me please destroy Dhorne once we are king? Cant stand them
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>>4802832
No no no, only coomer stuff is allowed.
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AAAAAH
MURDERED BY A BOAR
A GREAT BIG HAIRY WHORE
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>>4802365
I knew you would cuck on Gendry. It was obvious when you gave me the point and then immediately went into the fate thread going, "I'm sooo sowwwy guys," that you would cuck again even on a minor character. Just like how you skim the Cersei fucking to appease the whiners. You just want everyone to like you so badly.
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>>4802872
>You just want everyone to like you so badly.
lmao wat
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>>4802884
Just ignore that faggot, he's projecting onto Trick, crying about how he was cucked on his fate point and wanting everybody to like him for calling down Lord Licorice like the bitch he is.
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>>4802884
Not you obviously. You're too triggered by his low effort baiting, though even that does appeal to the majority. Aside from that he's a total noncommital fence sitter.
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>>4802891
if you didn't exptect vote rigger to cuck you, that's on you
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>>4802897
Just said I did expect it. Hard to be mad about my expections being met. At least I riled up plenty of fanboys when they were getting so worked up waiting for it to drop.
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>>4802891
I'm thoroughly confused, Trick.
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>>4802899
Wait, he seriously gone apologize to fatefag thread? Wow, what a bitch.
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>>4802902
You are mind-numbingly stupid for someone with as many autistic plans as you have.
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>>4802907
Within minutes of awarding me the fate point. Kinda pathetic. So yeah, you could say I didn't exactly have high expectations on his willingness to upset the fanboy tribe. This whole dumb troll persona is just a front for being a total cuck.
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>>4802899
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>>4802911
Oh, you're not Trick. The tripcode threw me off.
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>vote rigger qm
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>>4802915
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What the fuck is going on and why is the QM arguing with himself? What does fatefaggotry have to do with any of this?
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>>4802872
>Still seething about Gendry not being dead even though you, and I and everyone in every thread knew that it was done out of spite specifically towards noblebrightfags
>Hurr I knew you weren't going to do it QM, you didn't agree with my dumb spite vote so therefore you stoopid teehee.
I have never seen someone so overly obsessed about one random bastard of Robert. This is even worse than Redwynefags shilling for a glorified npc girl. Cope, your fatepoint choice was so retarded that it was the only one QM vetoed.
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>>4802952
Blue Elsewyr was some random dude who was obsessed with killing off Gendry probably so he can have gay sex with his corpse several threads ago, and he's still obsessed to this day.
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>pepeposting and infantile insults

And I'm the one seething. Still a little riled up are we? Lol. Found the ratburgers.
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>>4802978
We're not gonna have sex with Gendry's corpse like you want fag, let it go and go suck Renly's cock instead.
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>>4802789
Very good draw anon
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Alright gang, I've narrowed down what I want to use my point on to two options.
>Option One
Upon our return to King's Landing, we spot a ship in the harbor that looks rather worse for wear. It's Gerion Lannister, returned from Valyria with two VS swords (one is Brightroar), a glass candle, a dragon egg, and a book on how to use those last two things.
The issues here are that it doesn't really do much more than give us neat shit to play with and an egg to MAYBE hatch. It'd make Tyrion and Jaime happy though, Gerion was their favorite uncle.
>Option Two
On the night of her wedding, Ser Jorah takes Dany, the eggs, and her (maybe) SI brother and successfuly escapes the city on a ship bound to King's Landing.
Problems here are that while we get two of the "three" Targs and three eggs (and Dany hasn't been DOTHRAKI'D), they're just paperweights at this point. Melissandre would cream herself if we tell her we know about her prophecy of awakening dragons from stone though, so she'd definitely help. And Viserys could provide the kingsblood for that ritual too.
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>>4803002
Option2 is interesting if done well. But how would we get the Dragon Eggs. Would Jorah and Dany join us or something?
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>>4803002
I'm not sure Trick would allow either of those with just one fate point. Let's see what he says about these options.
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>>4803002
Option 1.
As much as I want Gerion to be a plague lord him coming home would make Tywin smile, and I want to see it. Use your fate point here friend.

>>4802685
Thank you qm for making the dreams of the boarchads coming true.

>BOOOOOAAAAAAR
> Bring Jamie to prevent defenestration of Bran blah blah blah

I really only want Jamie to come to see how he reacts to the dire boar. The puns will be glorious.
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>>4803002
That seems pretty powerful for what fate points have done so far, but the second one looks more interesting.
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>>4803010
As an addendum to option 2, it'd be in pursuit of a pardon and shit. Maybe he could join the Kingsguard so we could continue to cuck him.
>>4803017
Fate point economy is something rarely discussed. We'll see, I suppose
>>4803021
>Tywin smiling
Not for all the fate points in the world.
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>>4803002
>Gerion Lannister
Fuck, if he shows with any ONE of those things (Brightroar being the most reasonable/desirable, honestly), that would be a huge change to history.
For one, the house of Lannister would have a potential line of succession that does not involve the Imp. And as much as I love Tyrion, Tywin would name Gerion as his heir over him in a heartbeat.
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>>4803031
He'd apoint Tyrion as his own heir just for the sheer chadliness of it.
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>>4803027
His smiles were reserved for his waifu after all. I like option 2 in that case, I want to see Varys panic and slip up because his FAegon plan is getting ruined. Anger issues FAegon Sue is someone who must never sit the throne.
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>>4803031
Also Tywin has a living brother, but Tyrion is still the current heir, even if Tywin assumes Jaime will be dismissed from the KG.
>>4803035
>FAegon Sue is someone who must never sit on the throne
This is very true.
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>>4803002
First one. Second requires you to either commit some robbery, murder, or both. There's no way Robert would keep a living Targaryen anywhere near him, and to get brownie points you'd probably have to volunteer to do it yourself.
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>>4803038
Fuck, forgot about Kevan.
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>>4803039
We've made Robert all the more reasonable by fueling his redemption arc. Confronting him with a Targ would be a test for him, one I think we could talk him into passing.
>>4803040
Everyone always does. Poor Kevan.
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>>4803042
This is assuming he can get over the sheer rage of his cuckoldry. If there's anything that will probably never change, it's that King Buck the Cuck will never let it go. The only way he might is if he inadvertently cucks ElesJoff by fucking Dany, which we've made impossible or at least very hard without fucking up everything we've worked for.
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>>4803002
The return of Gerion Lannister would be brilliant.
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>>4803031
Yeah. I also like 1 the most because I felt the story wasnt pursued and was another one GRRM loose ends that is just never brought up.

It would be so fucking cool. Plus imagine the girls who would line up to see the dragon egg.
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>>4803044
>This is assuming he can get over the sheer rage of his cuckoldry.
Point out him cucking Cersei repeatedly and her (seeming) lack of retaliation. That should guilt him.
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>>4803049
I am going to make one last plea for option one.

Forget Clegane bowl.

We get a fucking ghost of a chance at dragon bowl z.

Think about it. A gold and red dragon or perhaps some dragon with stag like antlers ridden by us or Bobby B against Dany on Drogon.
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>>4803065
Where will you get the King's Blood for hatching the stone egg? Robert's not going to let you burn any of his bastards. Melisandre is also on Stannis' side. How will we do the ritual without any knowledge?
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>>4803049
You're assuming logic, Robert, and Targaryens can ever coexist without a "not", "no", and "can't" being somewhere in-between them.
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>>4803068
We do have Ned with us though, who'll also demand they not be killed. Combined with our support, Barristan's, and Tyrion and Pycelle's if we tell them to back us, that's almost the entirety of the Small Council begging Robert not to kill them. He might acquiesce.
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>>4803066
Balon Greyjoy was a king, once. And he needs killing, too.
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>>4803066
>Melisandre is also on Stannis' side.
Melisandre is only with Mannis because she wants so badly to be right about the Azor Ahai. If we mention birthing dragons from stone, she'll join us after a change of smallclothes.
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>>4803073
It was in my initial plan to convince Melisandre by telling her we know about the slave Melony of Lot Seven, sold to the temple of the Red God. But we decided to delay recruiting her until she kills Renly for Stannis.
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>>4803066
Does it have to be a fatal amount for the ritual? I forget.
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>>4803084
Only death can pay for life.
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Jaime is totally gonna murder Robert here, isn't he?
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>>4803091
Nah the BOOOARR will distract him.
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>>4803091
Someone should use a fate point to get jaime killed by a direboar before he can stab bobby b
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>>4803066
Lannisters WERE Kings during time of Andals and during time of the First Men. It's only been less than 300 years of that not being the case.

Furthermore, just about every major noble house older than 300 years tends to be related to a house that at one point called themselves king, not to mention the ungodly amount of bastards sired by both the kings and their own children.

King's Blood is common as gasoline in Westeros.
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>>4803094
So who are you gonna burn?
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>>4803066
Assuming our Lannister blood is too far removed, we have Jon now.
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>>4803091
i don t consider him that dumb, there will be plenty of people. It s the king going hunting not a lord with a small retinue.

We should bring Tommen with us to the wall, so he can start training with us and we can better bond. Also we can start sparring with Sandor on the road is time.
For the pet gift, maybe we will find more than one direboar pup ?
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>>4803090
Ok

Maester Amon
One of Rhagars Bastards that may exist
Darkstar (maybe?)
Visyers
FAegon
>>4803094
This might work
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>>4803097
Honestly? You probably don't need to burn anyone, but if you ABSOLUTELY must burn someone, let it be Ramsay, he's got blood of the Red Kings and is actually a fucking criminal, seeing he almost certainly killed off his own brother. Hell, Roose is as well for practicing first night against crown law. There's probably a metric fuckton of criminals in Westeros who have some degree of Kingsblood without even knowing about it.

Of course, could be you don't even need Kingsblood. You probably just need to make it look like you burned someone alive who was legitimate, hell probably don't even need to burn them, just need to make a big enough show of it for it to make people believe it's a magic ritual.
Ritual Magic in ASOIAF is 99% showmanship that relies on people's suspension of disbelief for it to actually happen.
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>>4803066
Varys the potential Blackfyre is sitting around, and it's not like Mirri Mazz Durr the fucking rando had any Kings blood. Drogo was also already dead.
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>>4803103
>Aemon
No, he's cool
>Rhaegar's bastards
Never heard of them.
>Darkstar
I'd be shocked if we could subdue him
>Viserys
Sure
>FAegon
Sure
>Other options
Wait for Balon to rebel again and use him.
>>4803109
Bunch of theories about how that ritual worked, I recommend Glidus' videos about it.
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>>4803109
Honestly, if we take a look at probabilities of being born related to a King in the TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF HISTORY in Westeros, as opposed to about 1000 years since Charlemagne and just about Everyone of European descent being distantly related to Charlemagne as well as some other Kings, you can probably pick off literally ANY hobo from the street and he likely has blood of Kings in some quantity.

Especially since goddamn first night was a thing for about 9700 years in history of Westeros.
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>>4803109
>>4803107
Dragon Bowl Z sounds like it can happen more and more.

I am more for a dire boar mount desu.
BUT
Uncle Tyrion dreamt of dragons. If anyone deserves the fucking mount its him. And Gerion would likely give it to him.
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>>4803114
>Bunch of theories about how that ritual worked, I recommend Glidus' videos about it.
That is true, and I've heard of them, but it's also important to note that Varys' blood was important enough for him to be singled out for a sacrifice. He's probably a surer choice than most because he's already been shown to have succeeded in being good bait.
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>>4803002
I’ve been waiting for someone to use a fate point to bring Gerion back.
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>>4803119
This is why my idea of using the Boar and then getting it to Dragon tier like whatever the Great Empire of the Dawn did to Fire Lizards should be the unironic goal of this quest.
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>>4802693
+1
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Considering we're a prince with access to tremendous quantities of wealth and influence, why don't we just buy some enchanted equipment from Asshai?
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>>4802971
>qm doesnt keep his word

Defend that however you want
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>>4803124
Yeah. Varys as a sacrifice seems good.

>>4803129
Unironically agree.

Having gone boar hunting before i was a mad lad enough to use a recurve bow. and knowing how intelligent and fierce they are, a big fuck off boar mount would be awesome.
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>>4803136
The Throne is 6 million dragons in debt.
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>>4803142
OY VEY!! NOT THE SIX GORILLION SHEKELS!
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>>4803146
>Trick: REEEEE NAZI NAZI I'M GONNA RIG THE VOTE AGAIN, FUCK YOU REEEEE
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>>4803146
Uh oh we got a nazi here boys, tranny is gonna spaz out again
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>>4803161

>Can the fatepoint be used to guarantee that we find a DIREBOAR piglet?
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>>4803151
We should attach spikes to our battle hog's tusks, dire boar > FAegon elephants.
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>>4803161
Do whatever the fuck you want. lmao Trick should post that smut about Sansa if he has balls.
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>>4802724

"Bran, honey, mommy and the nice blonde lady were just 'wrestling'. That's all."

>>4802789

Oh god, with a drawing that good Cersei is seriously considering 'catching and eating the Fish' if you know what I mean.

>>4802872
>then immediately went into the fate thread going, "I'm sooo sowwwy guys,"

When did I do that???

>>4802915

No seriously. I haven't gone into the fate thread since like, thread 1 of this quest??? I've gone into the /qtg/ before, but never to apologize to the fatefags.

>>4803138

The guy asked to use his fate point to impale Gendry, Gendry was impaled. I kept my word.
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>>4803170
He has cognitive dissonance and made up a false scenario because he still can't cope with the fact that Gendry is alive lol
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You've been at Winterfell for roughly three weeks now.

Is there anything you'd like to do before the boar hunt that I've neglected to allow?

>Write-in
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>>4803170
>Oh god, with a drawing that good Cersei is seriously considering 'catching and eating the Fish' if you know what I mean.
This is hilarious, Cersei is getting fucked by 3 different guys and still goes, what if I had more, but different? Completely in character.
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>>4803178
Rob the crypts.
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>>4803178
Explore the crypts for anything interesting. We've been friendly enough to the Stark kids and already earned their favor for the most part.
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>>4803178
Because you copped out on showing us fucking Cersei, we need to fuck her in the hot springs of Winterfell. Once in a lifetime opportunity.
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>>4803182
fine, fuck it. Give me an hour or two.
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>>4803178
Headpat Myrcella
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>>4803183
Do it from a different ID so you don't get tagged for ERP.
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>>4803178
Invite Jon
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>>4803161
I agree, lets shit this quest up as much as possible
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>>4803178
Explore the crypts and talk with jamie.
As well do preparations for the boar hunt, ask tips from anyone that knows about it.
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>>4803190
Didn't another anon post Joff and Arya smut in the last thread behind black bars? I'm surprised they got away with it honestly.
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>>4803178
Crypts adventure.
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>>4803190
Would that constitute ban evading?
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>>4803195
>>4803193
>>4803180
>>4803181

Sudden crypts fascination, huh?
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>>4803194
My guess is that no one had thought to report it
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>>4803178
Suggestion! Dire boars aren't actually swine at all, but Entelodonts, something like a seven foot tall omnivorous cross between a boar and hyena.
You know. To make it more interesting.
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>>4803198
There are half a dozen anons going by Elsweyr QM. How do you know it's Trick posting it? :^)
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>>4803194
Let's make it canon ^_^
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>>4803200
Might be something interesting in there, especially with the fan theories of an apparent path underground to the land beyond the wall. Let's doing something interesting while possessing Joff for once.
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>>4803200
All the old artifacts are down there. They shouldn't have power until recently and I don't know what they are but they're there.
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>>4803206
Let's do* Fuck auto-correct

>>4803205
Every smut scene, including the unwritten Cersei and Cat scissoring in Eddard's bedroom is all canon anon
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>>4803200
There is always something nice there. Maybe we don t find anything, but it can be even an occasion for talk with someone if we bring it us.
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>>4803200
If there are Dragon Eggs in the crypts then there's no need to burn a fate point(yet) on the Chad Gerion.
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>>4803203
Do the females have a pseudopenis like hyenas, you know, to make it more interesting?
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>>4803178
VISIT THE GODSWOOD. Talk to Bloodraven via the magic tree. (Also take Sansa and kiss her under the tree.)
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>>4803222
Would also like to talk to Ned about Robert's Rebellion. "What was my dad like back then?"
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Lol. I was there to savour their salt when he cucked to the fatefags. Dumb thing to lie about. Thread 29.
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>>4803065
>Forget Clegane bowl.

I'll kick your ass you son of a bitch.
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Oh no! Sometimes one cucked apology just isn't enough! S-sorry fatebros. Pls like me!
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>>4803200
If we do this one, can Ned be our tour guide? All the way through their lineage.
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>>4803200
Joff should go to the hotsprings.
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>>4803227
>>4803230
>Trick
>liar
>cheater
>cuck
>bitchboy
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>>4803233
Just like my Joponase animu.
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>>4803227
>>4803230
The fatethread looks like a discord chat wtf. "Take care of yourself man" ew.
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>>4803227
Lol what a bitch
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>>4803233
>>4803237
And thematically cogent too. Hotsprings right before the plot liftoff.
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>>4803222
Is Joff magical though? I thought that the tree dude has to groom you first.
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>>4803227
>>4803230
yikes

>>4803170
For this, I've unsubbed from your twitch.
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>>4803227
>>4803230

lol, i legitimately forgot those posts.

Must have been before shit blew up into an argument in the /qtg/.

Although, IIRC, the first post was mainly just to alert them all at once to what happened to watch them get angry about it in the thread rather than wait for them to slowly realize it.
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>>4803230
Yeah if was pretty cringe for Trick to aplogize to Fatetrannies, they shat up /qst/ and don't deserve anything.

>>4803247
I thought Joff quest Trick uses onlyfans or whatever the Westeros version of that is. Lys brothelery?
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>>4803249
>N-no, y-you see, I-I just wanted to t-t-troll them. Y-yes! E-exactly!
cringe
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>>4803256

Certainly worked on you.

Still mad I made Velo gay, /pol/tard?
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>>4803259
Hey, give smut about Sansa being fucked by Summer Isles niggers. Don't dissapoint me here, man. Or are you all bark no bite? :)
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>>4803229
I still want it to happen. Just hyperbole anon.
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>>4803203
It not related to hyenas at all. More like a slim omnivorous hippo
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Hot springs action with Cersei still on?
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>>4803269
Nope, first blacked Sansa.
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>>4803270
Back to >>>/gif/
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>>4803263
>Could've taken your trip off and offhandedly mentioned it.

Like a faggot coward??

>You just wanted them to like you.

I've been shitflinging with the QM of that quest for several dozen fucking posts in the /qtg/ literally right after that shit. But do I get any respect from you whiny faggots for that? No, of course not.

So you'll hold two pithy apology posts against me, but the oodles of posts I've made calling them loli porn VN lovers in the qtg in front of everybody are just diddly squat to you?

Fucking faggots to my front and faggots behind my back. It's one thing to have a discord full of fatefags doing their damnedest to make compilation images in an attempt to pwn me, but to have my own "fans" doing that shit is pathetic.

Because you're not actually an "anti-fate" fag, you're just a whiny, upset loser mad I didn't let you epic pwn some other players in the quest.

If you actually cared about pissing off fate fags, you'd fucking adore me as your fucking god because I've done far more to piss them off than you have.
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>>4802685
>>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
Why live, if not for the boar?
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>>4803274
>seething
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>>4803274
give me another fate point and I can make everything right
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>>4803266
Oh so now you want a hyper bowl too? You traitorous scum.
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>>4803271
Sure, I'm all for shitting up this quest. :)
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>>4803274
>short novel on why I'm like so totally cool still guys! Pls like me!

I don't care about fatefags. They were just easy pickings at the time. Just like the fanboys were and just like you are now apparently. Lol.
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>>4803263
Dude trick is a Shitposter first Qm second.I dont know why you are so mad at him, for not goiing through with you meme fate point option.Is pissing of Gendryfags so important to you like that?
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>>4803284
You're barking up the wrong tree anon, he was obsessed with Gendry day one, And it doesn't help that Trick is falling for obvious bait and not updating. Trick should just do Shinji and Khal Drogo's Khalesar smut as a middle finger to the fate trolls already.
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>>4803284
Strange that you'd pull me being mad out of me causing this lying poser cuck to have a breakdown over some screenshots.
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>>4803283
>I don't care about fatefags.

Cool. As long as we've established you're just making up bullshit about me cucking to the fatefags because you're mad as fuck you didn't get what you want.

Continue to seethe as Gendry becomes a major character in the quest.
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>>4803287
>Continue to seethe as Gendry becomes a major character in the quest.
Based
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>>4803287
Why are you still falling for bait? Stop responding to him.
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>>4803287
>Gendry becomes a major character
h0t
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>>4803287
Gendry and Edric Storm team up when?
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>>4803287
>making up bullshit about me cucking to the fatefags

Ahem.
>>4803227
>>4803230
Threads 29 and 31 for some quality goodboying, lads. Please like him. It means the world to him. Here's a bonus content screenshot that whatis faggot posted of trick slobbering over me before bending over for the janny.
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>literally the only things people say to each other: cope, seethe, dilate, buzz, words, cuck

What a varied vocabulary. Truly exemplars of the insulting variety. Paragons of shitposting. Masters of shade throwing.

Now excuse me while I, too, say the same shit over and over and over again because I likewise happen to be an uncreative shitheel.
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>>4803274
man, what's wrong with being polite? you can disagree without being an asshole
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Can we instead of whining like bitches continue posting suggestions and continue with the quest.
We want (dire)BOARS FFS.
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Can we get back to fucking Cersei? This tripfag drama is really annoying.
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>>4803295
Is there more pathetic QM than Trick? He hit bottom of barrel.
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>>4803295
>the janny.

Lord Licorice isn't a janny, dude. He's the guy who runs the archival site for the quests (although he does do it for free).

Also it's really interesting that, for somebody who apparently cucked to the fatefags, you yourself admit the QM of Fate: Paradox is literally posting screenshots in an attempt to own me, which you're now spreading around for him.

So are you now cucking to the fatefags? You're certainly attempting to parrot their talking points.
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>>4803301
>Me reading this battle of egos instead of the quest
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>>4803301
>"You see Renly, I have attained a state higher than your average boarrior..."
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can i get a tldr of the current drama?
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>>4803309
Something about fate points, I gave up reading part way through
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>>4803306
You should have seen the QTG between Trick and WhatIS, it was like a dragon ball z episode. But this shit flinging in the Joff quest is getting annoying. All of the baiting is so obvious, and done out of autistic spite because Gendry is alive.
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>>4803309
Just don't. The shouting match will begin again. It's not worth it.
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>>4803306
Same, anon. Same. Unfortunately the two are inextricably linked. Just log off and check back in a few hours if it's died off yet. I'm going to take a power nap.
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>>4803309

I gave some anon a fate point, he used it to impale Gendry hoping it would kill him, I just had the fate point impale Gendry's foot instead and he's mad as fuck the character didn't die.

Now he's accusing me of cucking to the QM of the Fate Quest who I've been in a perpetual shitposting contest with in the /qtg/.
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>>4803304
>their talking points

That you pussed out? Since when is that a talking point? It's a fact. The screenshots are real. You've pussed out 3 times not even including all the half measures on the fate points. You have no credibility at this point. You're a Velo-tier hack.
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>>4803312
>done out of autistic spite because Gendry is alive.

Some of it is being done out of autistic spite for me insulting nazis.

Some of it is being done out of autistic spite for me having Velo fuck Benjen 5 years ago.

And even more of it might be coming from falseflagging fate fags
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>>4803306
If it's any consolation, I doubt Trick would be writing if he weren't having this pissing contest.
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>>4803317
HAHAHAHA bump limit reached :)
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>>4803317
It's just three people too. It might even be just 1.5 people.
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>>4803317
>more excuses for being outed as a total pussy
>i-it's their fault I'm a pussy! They're just mad at me!
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>>4803324
>three people is enough to BTFO Trick
lol
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I like people discussing things.
What I don't like is people throwing a fit over something that happened 5 years ago.
Don't like people whining like kids.
Came here participate in a quest.
BOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR FFS.
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>>4803316

You're the one who pussied out to the Fatefags.

You're posting their screenshots.

You're apparently hanging around in their threads.

You're carrying water for them.

You're obviously upset at me because you didn't get what you want.
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>>4803325
Jesus Fuck, could you possibly get a life? Zero other people care.
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>>4803327
I don't need an army. I just need 20 good anons
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What the fuck is going on in here?
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>>4803329
>still at no u stage
cringe
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>>4803327
1 is. He does it for free.

>>4803329
Uh oh! Bold letters now! He is powering up!
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>>4803334
Shitflinging match for the title of champion sperg
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OH NO LOOK AT ME KEKING TO THE FATEFAGS BROS!!!!!!!
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>>4803344
>please like me bros!
>pls
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>>4803334
Fatefags, Gendryhaters, and /pol/ overweight anons all uniting to shit up the Joff quest because of politics and petty disagreements. I just want to go back to exploring the crypts of Winterfell guys...
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BOARchads, not like this.. (﹏)
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>>4803315
so this is about moral superiority then, about fateanons being degeneracy and this guy relating you to them. then why are you showing insecurity trick? you already proved over and over that you are against the values exhibited by fatefags. you even went out of your way to explain why elsweyr-cersei isn't incest, which i agree with. we already know. replying to him only shows you more as insecure. its what you told me in the qtg when people were giving me shit for my meguca quest. follow your own advice
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>>4803349
This quest can't end! not until we see our pet BOAR!
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Marry Shireen
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Regardless of the side you're sperging out for, I wish you a restful night's sleep and a pleasantly engaging day, because it sounds like you all need it in this dornish basket weaving forum...
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>>4803352
Why do you want to give your kids magic herpes anon?
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Is anyone else hungry?

All of a sudden I'm just feeling starved.

Up for burgers? Maybe corndogs? I could make some pasta but that takes a while. Maybe some chicken. Chicken's a good generalist meal. Maybe a can of corned beef straight away without heating it because I am an absolute beast of a gremlin who is unafraid of grinding a spoon against the ridged insides of a tin container. Who can say?

I can say. I have this power. The power of consumption.

So yeah anyone else hungry?
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>>4803346

No longer a fan of screen shots, eh?
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Is this the new Fate quest?
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>>4803347
>let's cuck for vote rigger
new playerbase is surely on par with trick's very low level
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>>4802685
>BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAR
>Insist that your uncle Jaime join in the boar hunt as well. With all three of her lovers gone from Winterfell, there’s nobody with whom Cersei can get caught fucking.

The look on those northern faces when we walk back with our battle boar Caraxes
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>>4803359
>said some retarded incestnigger
Noooo, how could WhatIS ever pull himself together. Looks very hilarious in hindsight. :)
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>>4803329
Monkey fucking nigger stop giving him attention. You're just feeding his daddy issues.
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>>4803358
I want to try Jojen paste cryptic consoomer anon. Might give you magical powers, or better yet drink some of that blue gatorade Euron stole from the warlocks.
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https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4697067/#4744837

>>4750601

If you want further evidence you can look for yourselves.

For now, I might write Cersei smut.
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4803274

Lol what a fag
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>>4803367
>or better yet drink some of that blue gatorade Euron stole from the warlocks.

I think that's made of castrated genitals in a fermenting tub. Blue balls for a blue juice. Think about it.
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>>4803378
That explains Varys...
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>>4803384
>cries in ballless baldness
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>>4803356
Genetic immunity to greyscale
Will also allow the Baratheon blood to continue to rule Westeros, intermixed with Lannister (Renly will get himself killed before he breeds, if we do this 100% of all Baratheons will also be Lannisters unless someone legitimizes some bastards) and will prevent the ultimate and final cuckolding of Robert.
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>>4803388
>100% of all Baratheons will also be Lannisters unless someone legitimizes some bastards
Edric Storm is legitimized
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>>4803399
No he isn't.
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>>4803399
Edric Storm paste, Melisandre will be glad to help with that.
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>>4803370
>write Cersei smut.
Thanks
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>>4803400
Yes he is.
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>>4803406
He isn't, otherwise he'd be Edric Baratheon. He's acknowledged, not legitimized.
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Fate points work as a wish right? You might not get what you exactly had in mind so stop this weird drama.
Also what if we visit the godswood.
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Also, don't forget, Bl**d R*v*n sees everything we do in front of Weirwoods and Fires, and he's a dirty stinking Targ. He's probably seething we stopped Bran getting crippled (for now)
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>>4803406
He's recognised, not legitimised. Being recognised acknowledges him as the King's bastard. Being legitimized would place him in the line of succession.
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>>4803408
>>4803413
My brain was thinking acknowledged but came out saying legitimized. Thanks anons
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>>4803410
We weren't groomed yet by discord mod Bloodraven like Bran was. So probably nothing will happen. Which is why a majority of anons want to go to the crypts.

>>4803370
By the way Trick, some anon linked the Fate quest with Joff quest. So there will be more WhatIS cultists coming in because they have no lives.
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>>4803410
I'd use my fate point to make the voices stop. But not even a fate point is strong enough to get rid of the degenerates in this thread.
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Since my BOAR dreams are about to be realized, I can stop wasting time and actually start the quest I promised some threads ago.

Shameless self-bumping for a quest set in the Century of Blood of ASOIAF
>>4803415
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>>4803421
>So there will be more WhatIS cultists coming in because they have no lives.

Oh no! Not more shitposting. I'd hate for that to happen, heheh . . .
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Just so you're all aware, the loser accusing me of cucking to the fatefags ran to them for help the second I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt he's just making up bullshit because of how assblasted he is.

So he's become precisely what he's accused me of being - a cuck who's bending over to the fatefags.
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>>4803454
Trick, literally nobody cares about which one of you is "cucking themselves out to the fatefags" other than you and Elsweyr.
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>>4803454
So I made up the screenshots that you tried to lie about before they were posted? Lol.
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>>4803454
Please ignore me - I thought I replied in another thread to you. Sorry mate. I love your quest
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>>4803461
Don't involve me into this, I'd be happy if he got back to writing or doing whatever he does.
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>>4803461
So what's the difference between trick and Elesweyr?
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>>4803461
Trick and Elseweyr are different people? I thought this qm just went by two different names because he's autistic.
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>>4803484
>>4803487
Read the prequel quest in the archive above. Only 60-70 posts, not that long.
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I am a better Trick QM than Trick QM.
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>>4803492
anyone is better QM than Trick
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>>4803492
then write, motherfucker
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>>4803463
I lied, eh?

ahem,

>>4803170
>then immediately went into the fate thread going, "I'm sooo sowwwy guys,"

When did I do that???


Sorry bubby, that's a question and questions can't be lies. I asked for clarification and like a good boy you provided it, jogging my memory! Good job!

I've gone into the /qtg/ before, but never to apologize to the fatefags.

This is a true statement. I've never apologized to the fatefags in the /qtg/.

No seriously. I haven't gone into the fate thread since like, thread 1 of this quest???

Technically I was incorrect here - it was thread 2, not thread 1. But the qualifier of since like covers my ass and its a pedantic distinction without a difference.

Once again, just like when you asked to use your fate point to impale Gendry and I technically allowed it to happen, you're sitting here crying about how unfair it is.
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Fatefags didn't fall for anon's bait in their thread and get worked up. I'm impressed.
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>>4803492
But I'm a better Elsweyr QM being a better Trick QM than Trick QM than Elsweyr QM.
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>>4803510
no one can't be so retarded like trick after all
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4803454
RIGGED
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>fun quest
>with a 50:1 ratio of absolutely retarded trash for every post I actually want to read
fuck
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>>4803421
Good point. Ok is it possible to befriend Thoros of myr, create a strong bond that will trigger his power if we happen to fall. We can add him to the "team" or is that too much.
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>>4803523
You actually want to read this trash?
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>>4803526
what is the team, i still don't get that, what's the point
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>>4803533
What's not the point?
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>>4803533
It's the "team" anon, we'll need them for our "plans"
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>>4803523
It's a shame isn't it?
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>>4803533
It's the last hope against the coming storm and Thoros is our get out of jail free card. Everytime we come back from the dead we will lose coomer thoughts.
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While I did say sacrifice Varys, anons did bring up a good point, and I have a pretty autistic plan for it:

1)We could set up Varys to die after a trial that "proves" he's a traitor
2)ElesJoff can claim some bullshit about how he knows how to birth dragons using only the most rotten souls, Make his method of execution immolation,then suddenly turn things around on Ramsay and have him get put on the pyre
3)This is done after getting him to admit the circumstances of his birth through a "plot" where we say we're trying to make him Lord of the Dreadfort to increase our political power with an ally, but just burn him anyway after also revealing his own crimes.
Thats like three birds(heh) with half a stone.
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>>4803580
Is Bobby dead by the time this happens? What are the cons? Or are we the most overpowered 12 years old with an incest fetish.
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>>4803114
Yo, what did you want to do with your fate point?
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>>4803709
It can work either way, but the cons are the very hard DC, and the chance of looking like Aerys' if people stop us in time, or successfully argue that it's a cruel and unusual punishment in the scenario where Robert is still alive. In the scenario where he's not alive, after the DC for pulling it off convincingly, there's also the DC for if it will actually work, which shouldn't be too hard, but will definitely fuck us severely if it fails. Then you have to worry about whether or not Ramsay really was sent by Littlefinger, which if he was would be a severe asspull, but does bring up the fact that for an idiot like him, he'd take more pleasure in "showing someone who thinks otherwise they're just the same as him" than anything that makes any fucking sense, so we can never be alone or eat anything around him safely.
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>>4803725
No point guessing at DC's unless I've missed a post where Trick's made mention of it.
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>>4803724
I wanna find a dragon in the winterfell crypts.
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>>4803744
you're not the id
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>>4803747
I want to be the id so I can waste the fate point on making Sandor smile.
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4803747

Who cares with your monkey paw fate points
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I havent seen this level of autism since I ran my old quest. Makes me miss it
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>>4803747
I'm dynamic.
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>>4803756
Why do you not link posts? And why do you bitch over a quest where you aren't getting your way? Like why stay? If you know you aren't happy with how qm runs it why do you stay?
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>>4803765
He doesn't want to give (You)s because he's about as deep as a kiddy pool and as autistic as the kid in the special ed classroom who is screaming at the gum on the bottom of the desk.
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>2 posts by this ID
Samefag
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>>4803769
But like that's so gay, and not even just like homosexual gay, like big time cucumber pumping hands free cum gay, I for one think the quest is going perfectly fine, I like where the writing has gone based on our/Qms choices, railroading is fine with me as long as we aren't only getting fanfiction, and we arent, anons are just butthurt and gay
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>>4803770
>not knowing what dynamic IP phoneposters are
Sorry I'm not sitting on my touche with my big boy gaming pc I use to complain on qst, go start a civ quest and abandon it after the first 3 posts buddy
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>>4803790
Yeah everyone here's pretty gay. He's just the kinda gay who goes to a backdoor bar and orders milk just to slurp it as noisily as he can at the black-leather-clad sex-cowboy at the billiards table whilst suggestively rubbing his hands on a pool cue.
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>>4803803
Probably doesn't even play pool what a fag
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>>4803806
Forreal
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>>4803762
This does not bode well for a dragon in the winterfell crypts.
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>>4803818
Stop being so ridiged, be dynamic.
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>>4803725
>but does bring up the fact that for an idiot like him, he'd take more pleasure in "showing someone who thinks otherwise they're just the same as him"
In our last encounter with Ramsay, he seemed to have an idea of who we are, which means underestimating him = we dead.
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>>4803178
Have sex.
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>>4803762
You better not be lying. You're really >>4803114 and you want to find a dragon in the Winterfell crypts?
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>>4803825
Of course he knows who we are. What kind of backwards buttnose wouldn't know the crown prince of their own nation? :)
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>>4803829
Yes.
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>>4803829
I can't stand this dishonesty. I'm not.
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>>4803820
Oh but I am dynamic
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>>4803790
>>4803803

Why don't you two homos go suck each other off?
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>>4803837
>>4803840

grrrrr
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>>4803847
please stop thinking about dicks
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>>4803825
That's what I'm taking into account. He's just the kind of retarded coomer that sincerely operates by Trevor Philips logic with no form of irony, and probably really believes that "muh I'll show him that no amount of money or status can save him from a dude with a sharp knife" is a smart operating strategy. If I could sway the anons in thread to push him off the wall at the fastest convenience, or guarantee that tricking him into going on a ranging would kill him, that would have my vote.
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>>4803820
>>4803845

I just remember to keep a trip on my mobile and laptop foe just such an occasion
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>>4803850
>he says while thinking about little boy dicks

So many pedos here
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>>4803849
If you don't find the actual person, please be patient Elsweyr. They may just be on a different time zone. Also I need to remember the difference one letter can make otherwise I look like an ass.

Sorry for being dynamic. Phone post from work. Laptop post from home.

Also I don't care about the dragon I am just hyped for the boar hunt.
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You jump for joy at the prospect of boar hunting, ecstatic that you get to spend some quality time killing animals in the wilderness with King Robert Baratheon.

“Uncle Jaime should join us for the hunt, Father,” you brightly suggest, feigning an excessive level of childish affection for the blonde man with whom you share so much - including his sister lover’s cunt.

Robert frowns, slightly hurt by your insistence to bring along another father figure. “I was going to leave him behind to safeguard your mother and siblings, Joff.”

Oh he’s going to do a lot more than safeguard if you let him. “Can’t Ser Boros or Ser Meryn do that? It’s not like they’re in any danger at Winterfell.”
The black-haired Protector of the Realm sighs. “Fine. The Kingslayer can accompany us,” he begrudgingly consents to your request.

Good! With all three of her lovers out of the castle, there’s no foreseeable way Cersei should get caught fucking anyone by anybody. And even if she is, for some inexplicable reason, it was Jaime’s plan to throw Bran from the window of the Broken Tower. With him gone, that little boy’s legs should be absolutely safe.

You throw your arms around your dad’s far less squishy and bulbous stomach than before he started exercising again and give him a great big hug of appreciation, which he reciprocates.

Afterwards, you decide you want to explore the Winterfell crypts a little tonight before you go hunting for great big boar whores tomorrow.

Bundling up underneath some thick furs and cloaks which warm you against the chill while simultaneously obscuring your identity from anyone observing you at a distance, you march across the courtyard towards the North Gate, leaving your lodgings in the Great Keep behind.

Located within the lichyard in the oldest section of the keep - where the servants of the old Kings of Winter are buried beneath headstones spotted with lichen - you spot the entrance to the sepulchres where several generations of Starks are buried. The ironwood door is old and heavy as you open it, revealing a set of narrow and winding spiral stone steps which lead down below.

You begin your descent into the chilly and dark tomb, holding aloft the lantern you had the forethought to bring with you after remembering Lord Eddard calling for one on the day you arrived.

There are multiple levels to the crypt, you discover, but you decide to explore the uppermost floor first. It contains a long line of granite pillars propping up a vaulted ceiling, two by two, between which are entombed the dead of House Stark. Striding between the sealed resting places for the corpses of Northern lords, you observe several statues carved out of the surrounding stonework depicting stern men with iron longswords lying across their laps and stony direwolves curled at their feet.
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>>4803874
iT's a FoOkiN dRaGoN
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You aren’t exploring for long before you find the grave and sculpture of the Late Rickard Stark near the back end of the subterranean chamber, father of the current Lord Eddard - flanked on either side by effigies dedicated to the dead man’s similarly deceased children: Brandon Stark to his father’s left and Lyanna Stark to her father’s right.

You observe the stony visages of long dead northmen for several long moments before you hear a noise from behind which startles you. Swiftly turning round, the light of your rapidly moving lantern casting about wild shadows which make the blind eyes of the likenesses all about you look alive and watchful, you see the source of the disturbance.

>It’s Arya and Nymeria.
>It’s Sansa and Lady.
>It’s Jon Snow and Ghost.
>It’s Bran and his unnamed wolf
>It’s Rickon and Shaggydog
>It’s Robb Stark and Greywind
>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
>It’s Catelyn Stark
>It’s Cersei Lannister
>It’s Robert Baratheon
>It’s Jaime Lannister
>It’s Theon Greyjoy
>It’s Myrcella
>It’s definitely not Tommen, no fucking way it would be him.
>It’s nothing
>Other (write-in)
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>>4803880
>>Other (write-in)
ITS A KOBOLD
DRAGON NOW
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>>4803880
>>4803883
+1
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>>4803880
>>It’s Catelyn Stark
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>>4803880
>>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
This makes the most sense and it would be nice to get a moment in with Ned
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>>4803880
>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
There's a time to coom, and this is not that time.
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>>4803880
>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
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>>4803883
This. So much THIS.
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>>4803883
support
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>>4803880
>Other (write-in)
It's a naked woman.
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>>4803880
>IT’S A BOAR
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>>4803880
>>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
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>>4803883
>>4803880

backing this up. As unlikely as it would be.
> KOBOLD DRAGON
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>>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
im all for bullshit but a kobold is too much
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>>4803880
>Other (write-in)
Oh shit, how’d a boar get in here!?!
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>>4803880
>>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
Also, I'd like my FP to be used for option 2 here >>4803002, if that's fine by you. Sorry I took so long to mull things over.
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It'sa me, Mario!
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>>4803880
>It’s Catelyn Stark
>It’s Cersei Lannister

Oh my, what a large fish mother is enjoying! And right over Lyanna's grave as well.
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>>4803880
>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
>IT’S A BOAR
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>>4803944
Maario Naharis
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>>4803178
How about a game of Cyvasse?
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>>4803937
You're not >>4801252
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>>4803964
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>>4803880
>>4803883
this, if not then:
>Catelyn Stark
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>>4803967
Ah, of course now my shit-ass college wifi changes it back.
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Nedbros... the dragonfags must not win
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>>4803880
>>Other (write-in)
It's the one and only Ramsay Bolton.
And what's that he has in his hands?
Is that his Ramsay Bolt-On?
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>>4803967
>>4803971
Maximum Kekcoldry
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>>4803967
Trick is from Santa Clara, I'm sure he knows what Inspect Element is
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>>4803880
>>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
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>>4803983
Check the IDs anon.
Can't inspect that.
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>>4803989
You mean like this?
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>>4803880
>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
I hope ned reacts to your interest in jon.
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>>4804006
gottem!
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>>4803880
>It’s Catelyn Stark
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>>4803880
>>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
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>>4804006
Please stop acting retarded, I'm begging you.
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>>4803960
lmao
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>>4803880
>>It’s Lord Eddard Stark
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>>4804029
i believe you now.

I'm vetoing your use of a fate point though since what you ask for would require far more than 1. choose something else, 1 thing - simple
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>>4804029
There is literally nothing in your screenshot that can't easily be changed with basic HTML knowledge
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I don't know why you all wabt to see Ned so bad
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>>4804041
he's just a cool character, nothing to lose your head over
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>>4804041
They fear the dwarf dragon.
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>>4804046
I'm not angry just confused
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>>4804048
yeah, I just wanted to make the pun
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>>4804036
Ah, fate point economics stifle my ambition. Would knocking off Viserys from the Jorahnapping do it, or should I pick something like "Dany becomes an anti-boner zone to everyone but us?"
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>>4804041
Because it would be nice to see. Not every update has to have some meme twist to it.
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>>4804052
I uh don't think Khal Drogo is going to give her much of a choice in that.
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>>4804041
a short dragon coming out of the crypt could be hilarious but it s probably very dangerous as well, if he thinks we are his meal.


>>4804052
what about chad genes ?
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>>4804057
maybe he meant a literal anti boner zone
like the blood just refuses to go to the penis around her
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>>4804052
Oh look, I'm green again. If neither work, I want FAegon to slip on a banana peel and either die or become a paraplegic. Whichever you prefer.
>>4804057
If Khal Drogo can't get it up around her, I don't think he's the one with choice. Unless he's gonna try and stuff his flacid cock into her like he's threading yarn through a needle.
>>4804059
We have chad genes, just not from Bobby. We got Jaime's S-tier swordfighting bodytype. Not his innate skill though, which is a shame, but we're making up for that with rigerous training.
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>>4804069
>>4804063
I don't think singular fate points are that powerful
Are they?
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>>4804069
Not paraplegic, ffs, quadraplegic.
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>>4804059
Now that I think about it there are far, far too many implications for a tiny dragon being in the crypts. Is it turned? Who's feeding it? Would it be Ned keeping it because of some other weird guilt he has, or as a duty passed down from Lord to Lord? What's preventing it from attacking people or lighting things on fire? What a strange mess of contradictions it woudl be.
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>>4803957
Based
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>>4804052
I'd say you can vote to have Daenerys continue to say "no" to Khal Drogo on her wedding night, preserving her virginity, presuming we reach that event (even if tis halfway across the world)
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>>4804036
How much would it cost to do that?
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>>4803883
>>4803885
>>4803902
>>4803926

Kobold

>>4803886
>>4803949
>>4803970
>>4804022

Catelyn

>>4803893
>>4803894
>>4803895
>>4803914
>>4803933
>>4803937
>>4803954
>>4803988
>>4804020
>>4804026
>>4804033

Lord Eddard

>>4803904
>>4803949

Cersei

>>4803908
>>4803936
>>4803954

Direboar

>>4803980

Ramsay
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>>4804103

6
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>>4804110
Do you take credit cards?
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>>4804110
Do you take crypto?
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okay at least this is a chance to push the Northern heirs spending a year or two in King's Landing idea
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>>4804110
Are we supposed to work together and pool them or is one person supposed to be so based that they can collect that many? I'm not sure which is less likely.
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>>4804128
Ask for less gamechanging stuff or learn to draw
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>>4804128
You should probably ask for things relevant to the current situation applicable to your current situation, since they disappear at the end of the thread
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>>4804140
I know how to draw. Look.
>>4802230
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>>4804145
Damn. Then after we talk to Ned about whatever, let's stumble across a dragon egg. I think someone (Mushroom probably) mentioned Vermax laying a clutch when it came to Winterfell, but one seems more reasonable.
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>>4804164
BASED
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It’s the long face of Lord Eddard Stark, his dark grey eyes as hard as stone, eerily similar to the expressions upon the facsimiles of faces meant to represent his kin which surround you, lurking in the dark on the periphery of your lantern light.

The quiet wolf stalks forward, his stern visage grim. “The family I lost to the Mad King’s terror,” he speaks softly, shifting his gaze from your eyes up to those lifeless ones carved from the stone to represent the irises of the sole female statue you’ve seen so far down here in the dank crypts of Winterfell. “Lyanna - my sister. Your father paid her his respects when he arrived. She was to have been his bride. He loved her with all his heart.”

>But she did not love him, did she Lord Eddard?
>I promise to keep her son safe from my father’s wrath.
>I’m sorry for your loss. Jon Arryn seemed a good man.
>Have you accepted the position to be my father’s new Hand?
>How is your wife handling the loss of her sister?
>I love your daughter as much as my father loved your sister.
>I apologize for encouraging your youngest daughter. I never met Lyanna, but this statue reminds me of Arya.
>I will be traveling to the Wall with your bastard son Jon and your younger brother. I seek to inspect it. I hear The Night’s Watch is in bad shape.
>Other (write-in)
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>>4804176
>>But she did not love him, did she Lord Eddard?
Begin the mindgames.
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>>4804176
>I love your daughter as much as my father loved your sister.
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>>4804176
>I promise to keep her son safe from my father’s wrath.
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>>4804176
>>But she did not love him, did she Lord Eddard?
May as well go full troll
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>>4804176
>I love your daughter ARYA as much as my father loved your sister.
>I apologize for encouraging your youngest daughter. I never met Lyanna, but this statue reminds me of Arya.

This is it, lads. Cast off the yoke of Sansa. Embrace Arya.
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>>4804176
>I’m sorry for your loss. Jon Arryn was a good man.
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>>4804176
>>I’m sorry for your loss. Jon Arryn seemed a good man.
>>I will be traveling to the Wall with your bastard son Jon and your younger brother. I seek to inspect it. I hear The Night’s Watch is in bad shape.
>>Other (write-in)
Ask for a story about Lyanna and Robert.
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I think I've done as much as I can do on this without redrawing it

hope it ticks up Cersei's bi-meter
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>>4804176
>I’m sorry for your loss. Jon Arryn seemed a good man
>How is your wife handling the loss of her sister?
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>>4804194
Holy shit.
She's spending her time away from Robert getting a handmaid to eat her out, mark my words.
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>>4804176
>>I promise to keep her son safe from my father’s wrath.


>But she did not love him, did she Lord Eddard?
This is in relation to Jons father right?
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>>4804176
>>But she did not love him, did she Lord Eddard?
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>>4804176
>>>But she did not love him, did she Lord Eddard?
>I will be traveling to the Wall with your bastard son Jon and your younger brother. I seek to inspect it. I hear The Night’s Watch is in bad shape.
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>>4804194
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>>4804176

>I am sorry for your loss. Jon Arryn seemed a good man.
> I will be traveling to the wall etc
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>>4804212
yes, I'm not a very good artist
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>>4804212
He looks like he fucks loosey Cersei cunny.
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Yo what happened to the Cersei smut that was promised?
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>>4804196
>spending her time away from Robert getting a handmaid to eat her out

you really think she wouldn't kill two birds with one stone??
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>>4804227
Im still waiting on my sfw smut with Myrcella
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>>4804227
I prefer having the Cersei and Cat scissoring each other aggressively in Ned's bedroom scene.
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>>4804233
That "handmaid" better be Cat exploring her bisexual desires.
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>>4804176
>But she did not love him, did she Lord Eddard?
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I'm confused. Are there people who actually prefer book Sansa over book Arya? Like, no interest in sparking the tomboy singularity of Arya and Mya Stone in the same room?
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>>4804247
I think the goblino appearance of show Arya just ruined it for all anons who wanted to waifu the hot book version of her. I just can't think of Arya without that man face staring at me.
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>>4804252
The Hunchback of Winterfell
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>>4804194
Pretty good anon.The only bad part is the nose
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>>4804247
I prefer book Sansa to Arya mostly because book Arya is a character that's been played out a dozen times by now, where as I feel Sansa is the kind of character usually not given much depth but the books allow her to grow and have what I think is the best character arc and plotline in the series.
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>>4804219
Don't worry anon I am in fact a superb artist myself. Here, take this.
May you continue walking the path of creation.
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>>4804268
>Micheal Jackson nose
SHAMMONE HEEHEE GIMMIE THAT CERSEI OWWWW
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>>4804247
I like the characters but dont pref either.
Are you some kinda pedo?
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>>4804252
>>4804255
I was worried about that. That's unfortunate when she's likely going to end up looking like Lyanna.
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>>4804276
They're both young and years away from a marriage. I'm playing the long game and choosing Lyanna over Catelyn.
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>>4804261
>the best character arc and plotline in the series.
That's a funny way of saying Hodor.
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>>4804176
>But she did not love him, did she Lord Eddard?
>I will be traveling to the Wall with your bastard son Jon and your younger brother. I seek to inspect it. I hear The Night’s Watch is in bad shape.
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>>4804227
Paging TrickQM >>4804176
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>>4804247
I'd much rather us marry Arya than Sansa, but I'd prefer neither when push comes to shove.
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>>4804296
That's not totally up to us as an heir. We made no attempts to avert the betrothal we should know is coming. The best we should hope for would be choosing between the two of them.
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>>4804306
If we get an opportunity, you do have my support in asking for Arya instead.
Or killing Robert and marrying Cersei
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>>4804227
>>4804233

+1
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>>4804261
Sansa's story is pretty nice. Underrated for sure.
>>4804282
Smart
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>>4804261
We've already completely tanked both character arcs by not being regular Joffy. In terms of who's the more interesting queen, it's Arya for sure.
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>>4804385
>In terms of who's the more interesting queen
Ho

dor
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>>4804385
Margaery is more interesting than both

especially in a three way with Cersei
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>>4804390
Repeating this and sandor is less funny than boarfags. Impressive.
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>>4804392
I'd probably agree with that.
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>>4804176
>But she did not love him, did she Lord Eddard?
>I’m sorry for your loss. Jon Arryn seemed a good man.
>How is your wife handling the loss of her sister?
>I will be traveling to the Wall with your bastard son Jon and your younger brother. I seek to inspect it. I hear The Night’s Watch is in bad shape.
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>>4804176
>But she did not love him, did she Lord Eddard?
>I’m sorry for your loss. Jon Arryn seemed a good man.
>How is your wife handling the loss of her sister?
>I will be traveling to the Wall with your bastard son Jon and your younger brother. I seek to inspect it. I hear The Night’s Watch is in bad shape.
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>>4804392
This. Margaery is the superior waifu and I'm still holding out hope that we can avoid a betrothal to Sansa.
Maybe we should mention it to Bobby during the board hunt.
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>>4804415
>>4804420
Subtle.
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>>4804422
Why not invite the Tyrells to King's Landing to compete for Joff's hand? It's would be more natural that out of the blue saying to Bobby B 'yo, I want dat Rose bitch instead'.
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>>4804176
>>I promise to keep her son safe from my father’s wrath.
>>I’m sorry for your loss. Jon Arryn seemed a good man.
>>How is your wife handling the loss of her sister?
>I apologize for encouraging your youngest daughter. I never met Lyanna, but this statue reminds me of Arya.
>>I will be traveling to the Wall with your bastard son Jon and your younger brother. I seek to inspect it. I hear The Night’s Watch is in bad shape.

If we end up going with the Arya/Lyanna comment we should also suggest he track down a teacher of a style more suited to her build. If he hires Syrio Forell then we might benefit from some cross-training too.
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>>4804428
We might be out of time
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>>4804426
just copy and paste with what i agreed
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>>4804426
Hey man, you can't accuse two men of having good taste.

>>4804431
You should have though of that earlier then. I would have voted for an organic way at introducing her, not one where we say we want to marry her out of the blue without even meeting her.
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>>4804437
We did tell Loras to tell her that she had an admirer. Hindsight is 20/20, but if we weren't going to tell Robert not to marry us off, we needed to keep Jon Arryn alive.
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>>4804437
>thought* of it earlier
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>>4804398
[Hodors in Hodor]
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>>4804439
One would hope that would be enough to get get the Tyrell's ass into gear, but in the end he may have been more focused on Gendry's ass instead.

Like you said, hindsight is 20/20.
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>>4804178
>>4804184
>>4804198
>>4804205
>>4804211
>>4804244
>>4804293
>>4804415
>>4804420

She did not love him. [9]

>>4804179
>>4804185 (Arya)

I love your daughter [2]

>>4804180
>>4804198
>>4804430

I will keep her son safe [3]

>>4804185
>>4804430

I am reminded of Arya [2]

>>4804187
>>4804189
>>4804195
>>4804216
>>4804415
>>4804420
>>4804430

Sorry for your loss [7]

>>4804189
>>4804211
>>4804216
>>4804293
>>4804415
>>4804420
>>4804430

Going to the wall with Benjen and Jon [7]

>>4804195
>>4804415
>>4804420
>>4804430

How is your wife handling the loss? [4]
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>>4804569
This isn't going to go well
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>>4804575
>She did not lurb him
>"Yeah I know. So does he."
Damn you stark Starks.
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>>4804569
Waiting for Cersei lewds like:
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>>4804604
Coomer bro I...
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>>4804415
Supporting this
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>>4804604
People actually read the smut?!
Lmao why?
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>>4804604
There's an entire internet of porn out there buddy. If you're waiting for magical word soup of the sextual context I think you have reached peak degeneracy.
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>>4804661
a man who cannot coom to words alone is no true coomer
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>>4804672
A man who resorts to words when evocative suggestion should be enough is a betacoomer at best.

Just gyrate your hips a few times to bust a nut. Enlightened coomerism.
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>>4804247
>This is 10/10 in Winterfell
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>>4804771
>not wanting to shag this lass behind the local pub dumpster
are you a poof or something mate
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>>4804812
I'm just not a bong
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>>4804817
>he doesn't shag sheep
lmao what a tool
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>>4804771
El goblino...
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>>4804604
Cersei smut will happen when the fat man releases WoW
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>>4804836
I bet he's never even given Maisie Williams the old rompy-pompy innie-outie round the back of a Greggs with the rest of the lads.
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Robert will see how well we get along with Arya and how like his dead waifu she is and betroth us to her instead.
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>>4805123
Book Arya at least doesn't look like a goblin so that's fine I guess? We'll have a sword fighter queen like Visenya.
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>>4805137
Anon, no. There's Asha, she was never described as a horseface by anyone.
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>>4805142
Too old. Already getting dicked down by her lover. Also has a large Jewish nose.
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>>4804771
*show Winterfell
Book Arya supposedly looks like her aunt, who grew up to be a fox.
>>4805146
She gave her maidenhead to a blonde prettyboy sailor. Who's blonder and prettier than us?
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>>4805293
>Asha sailing Joff to King's Landing confirmed
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>>4805309
>King Joff proclaims that men of his land may only take a single wife
>Proceeds to take a sea wife and an air wife, in addition to his "land" wife
>Arya-Asha-Dany Foursome
>Cersei schlicks off to the side
Make it happen, boyos.
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>>4804569
There are good ways and dumb ways this could go. I would just like to make a post-vote vote against autism.
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>>4805616
This. I'm leaning towards bad ways it could go
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You adopt a modest frown, staring at the craftsmanship. “ . . . But she did not love him back, did she Lord Eddard?”

A tremor of alarm suffuses his form as he registers your question, snapping him out of his nostalgia and causing him to look back at you - not angry, but certainly serious. Your emerald stare is unwavering in the ensuing silence.

Eventually it is the Northman who breaks it. “Lyanna was . . . doubtful His Grace would ever keep to one bed. Your father has been a man of huge appetites since long before you were born. She did not believe his love for her would change the man’s nature.”

You solemnly nod. “Your sister was likely correct, my lord. My father has dishonored my mother an uncountable number of times. Though mayhaps his nature finally is changing, though it took a far more drastic experience than love to do it. The nature of Jon Arryn’s grisly demise has affected my father deeply. Hopefully enough to permanently change him for the better.”

You notice the subtle change in Ned Stark as you bring up the very recently dead and act accordingly. “I am sorry for your loss, my lord. Your foster father seemed a good man.”

“His bride had loved another,” the Warden of the North states with a vagueness implicating double meanings, his stare returning to look at Lyanna. “And that desire killed them both in the end. Jon was a wise man and an even better Hand. He did not deserve his fate.”

More silence. This time, you shatter it like a thin layer of ice with the next topic of conversation. “I believe I will be traveling to the Wall with your bastard son Jon and your younger brother, the First Ranger. I seek to inspect it in my father’s stead. I’ve heard rumor that the Night’s Watch is in bad shape.”

Eddard cocks an eyebrow at you, his frozen features shifting. “You’re a boy of twelve, Your Grace. You should be playing with the other children, not performing the King’s duties. Both my daughters shall miss your presence terribly on the journey South,” he admits.

You stifle a chuckle, afraid it might freeze in your throat. “We will have enough time in King’s Landing for recreation. I plan to take a ship from Eastwatch-by-the-Sea back to the capital. I may arrive before you do, my lord. And I am no mere child. I’m the Crown Prince. I have responsibilities.”

The Lord Paramount sighs, accepting you as a poor substitute for the King himself. “The Night’s Watch is a shadow of what it once was. Walk along its battlements, talk to those who man it. My brother Benjen can speak more of it in detail with greater familiarity, but their military strength has dwindled to less than a thousand black brothers in all. I’ve executed four deserters this year alone and I hear word they’re losing men on rangings as well.”
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>Do I have your permission to raise new lords in the Gift, loyal to the Night's Watch?
>Could you convince my father to change my betrothal to your younger daughter Arya instead?
>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
>I should get some sleep before our hunt tomorrow.
>Other (write-in)
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>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
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>>4806035
>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
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>>4806035
>>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
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>>4806040
Time to (hopefully) put the fear of the dead in the Starky-man.
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>>4806036
>>Do I have your permission to raise new lords in the Gift, loyal to the Night's Watch?
>>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
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>>4806036
>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
Now might be an opportune time to show Ned some more of our kingliness, but I can't remember anything important he needs to know at this moment.
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>>4806035
>Could you convince my father to change my betrothal to your younger daughter Arya instead?
>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
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Should we tell him a out the offer to Jon to be a sworn sword to his sisters in King's Landing, in preparation to be a Kingsguard?
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>>4806036
>Could you convince my father to change my betrothal to your younger daughter Arya instead?
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>>4806036
>Could you convince my father to change my betrothal to your younger daughter Arya instead?
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>>4806036
>>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
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>>4806075
Based Boggs on his single-minded Arya crusade. She's 9 though.
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>>4806089
And I am four what's your point?
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>>4806089
It's not like we have to consummate the betrothal any time soon.
This way we have more guilt free time for coom exploits
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>>4806089
A three-year age difference is a non-issue in this setting. Not like we're taking a leaf out of Walder Frey's book.
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>>4806036
>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
>About your bastard son Jon, I need to admit I had peculiar feeling when I first met him, as if I stole something that is rightfully his... HA! Really the strangest thing!
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>>4806036
>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
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>>4806036
>Do I have your permission to raise new lords in the Gift, loyal to the Night's Watch?
>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
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>>4806036
>>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
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>>4806089
Lyanna > Catelyn

Play the long game, anons.
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>>4806036
>>Do I have your permission to raise new lords in the Gift, loyal to the Night's Watch? The Watch needs logistical support.

>>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.

>Hint that the free folk may be seeking refugee in the winter to come.

Sansa over Arya, every time.
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>>4806054
+1 to asking Ned if we can take Jon from the Black. We've made friends and he could have a better future in the Red Keep of Kings Landing. (Meta) "It's where he belongs."
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>>4806123
Supporting (apart from the Sansa / Arya thing; who doesn't want a cute goblin waifu?)
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>>4806132
Why not vote for switching the betrothal then?
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>>4806036
>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
Why do guys think Ned/Arya would agree to the match and how is she a better choice than Sansa.
Btw will there be a chance for us to speak with Thoros?
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>>4806132

Ignore the show. Fantasy Flight realised the characters much better nearly a decade earlier.
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>>4806152
1. Arya gives us more time to fuck around with other women without the burden of marriage
2. If we need to marry ourselves off for political reasons in the future, a slower timer helps us there too
3. Sansa is an exceptionally boring character before meeting canon Joffrey
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>>4806036
>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
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>>4806036
>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
Fuck no, we're not marrying el goblina. Let's discuss the actually important shit, the Others.
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>>4806152
>Why do guys think Ned/Arya would agree to the match
There is little reason for them not to. Joff's acceptance of her shows he's likely a better match than most on compatibility alone to Ned (who is fine with her wildness) and the Lyanna connection should be appealing to Robert.

>how is she a better choice than Sansa
Honestly, from a PR perspective, Arya is far easier to sell as a "people's Queen." She might well end up being the next Alysanne. Sansa? Meh.
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>>4806036
>Could you convince my father to change my betrothal to your younger daughter Arya instead?
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>>4806036
>>I've heard word there are things beyond the Wall far more dangerous than wildlings.
Though I hope we don't say it in a way that makes it seem we are a 12yo scared of the dark.
>>Other (write-in)
A: Now that I look at your sister Lyanna, I don't think that Jon Snow looks that much like you.
B: Wait. Did you hear something? Is that Ramsay Bolton with his Ramsay Bolt-on?
C: The crypts seem like a perfect place for a game of Cyvasse.
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Also, here's the Arya pill
>Arya seems to have a stronger connection with her dire wolf than Sansa (though, that might be because Sansa's dies early)
>Arya is fearsome, unlike Sansa
>Arya is more adventurous than Sansa
>Arya is a better horseman than Sansa, meaning she has better horse riding genes (important in an equestrian society - could move over to dragons?)
>Arya is more loyal than Sansa (Sansa sells out her family to the Lannisters for cummies)
>Arya is more intelligent than Sansa (see above)
>Arya looks like a Stark, not a disgustin Tully Whent
>Arya accomplishes far more than Sansa in the books
>Sansa is basically an NPC
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>>4806039
>>4806040
>>4806042
>>4806046
>>4806050
>>4806051
>>4806087
>>4806102
>>4806104
>>4806108
>>4806117
>>4806123
>>4806132
>>4806152
>>4806168
>>4806170
>>4806184

Danger

>>4806046
>>4806108
>>4806123
>>4806132

Raise new lords

>>4806051
>>4806068
>>4806075
>>4806172

Arya

Alright, Writing for Danger, raising new lords and switching the betrothal to Arya.
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>>4806194
Aryachads ... we won
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>>4806194
arya? ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>4806194
Four people voted for Arya, and far many more didn't. How does this make sense?
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>>4806194
Based
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>>4806200
Because Trick prefers Arya
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>>4806209
Everyone with a functioning brain prefers Arya
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>>4806200
Quality over quantity, sunshine.
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i mean, more people voted 4 the arya option than wrote in that they didnt want the arya option
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>>4806200
Dude, I vote for Cyvasse every time and it doesn't get counted. Are you surprised?

>>4806194
So are we skipping the chance to hint for a potential blackmail in the form of Jon Snow's mother that we can use for the Gift Lords and Arya bethrodal?

>>4806209
I thought Trick preferred Cersei
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>>4806218
Arya gives us ample time with Cersei
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>>4806218
Cersei can't give us legal heirs
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>>4806216
If they didn't vote for the Arya, it means they didn't want Arya. I think it's a fairly logical conclusion to make.
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>>4806225
She can, all we need to do is kill off Robert, then we can claim her for ourselves
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>>4806194
Arya?
Hell naw.
Also pastebin when?
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Don’t worry. Sansa can marry Lancel. He’s probably going to end up with Casterly Rock if Tywin gives up on Jaime, seeing that Tyrion will be banished from the succession.
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>>4806227
To be honest I want to us to fuck Daenerys on top of Cersei in the Black Cells so her fucking prophecy comes true, but I'd settle for Sansa or even Arya.
Or come to think of it a game of Cyvasse.
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>>4806161
>1. Arya gives us more time to fuck around with other women without the burden of marriage
Can do the same with Sansa. Plus she's already fallen for us.
>3. Sansa is an exceptionally boring character before meeting canon Joffrey
Arya is 9..doesnt sound that exciting either.
>>4806171
>did nice thing, now she must want to be our queen!
Thats not how it works im afraid.
As for Sansa, in everyones eyes she's a better fit to be a queen. Arya is more of a warrior that has no interest in politics.
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>>4806234
Dany will come to us as the most used goods in the land. Drogo, Hizdaar, Daario, Misande... she probably has all sorts of diseases as well and she’s nuts.
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>>4806170
>we're not marrying el goblina
Showfag please.
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>>4806248
Sansa is still a total retard in the books, even with Baelish’s mentorship. She doesn’t have the savvy to be a Queen. Arya catches on quicker to the nature of he world. I wonder if old Petyr is with fAegon’s cause or Dany right now
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>>4806262
Sansa is a ditzy blonde with red hair. What a terrible affliction.
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>>4806216
Wait, negative voting is allowed again?
Count me against Arya then.
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>>4806216
Anti-arya guns ENGAGE spite +1 ANTI-ARYA VOTE
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>>4806216
+1 anti-Arya vote
now it's 4v4
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>>4806194
>switching the betrothal to Arya.

Why? Four out of the best part of two dozen voted for Arya, given their wasn't a Sansa option, wouldn't that indicate more support for Sansa?
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>>4806216
Also against Arya.
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>>4806216
>>4806271
I mean, can we fuck Arya on the side?
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>>4806291
>>4806283
5 vs 4 now.
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>>4806248
>did nice thing, now she must want to be our queen!
>Thats not how it works im afraid.

Huge oversimplification there.

>As for Sansa, in everyones eyes she's a better fit to be a queen.

What skills does she have that make her a more fitting queen than anyone else of her breeding?

>Arya is more of a warrior that has no interest in politics.

By that same token, Sansa has no interest in politics. It's a choice between a half dead fish (Tully pun intended) and someone more lively who will remind those who matter of Robert's lost love.
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>>4806216
Anti Arya vote
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>>4806295
He already tallied though. It's over.
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>tfw Trick was obviously joking with the Arya stuff
Why are Sansafags so humorless and autistic?
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>>4806303
Here's your counter-argument bro
>Sansa is traditionally beautiful, taking after her mother's family (House Tully) with her high cheekbones,[7] vivid blue eyes,[8] and thick auburn hair.[8] She is eleven years old at the start of A Song of Ice and Fire.[9] As she has grown up, her figure has been described as tall,[10] graceful,[11] and womanly.[12] Sansa is described as soft-spoken and sweet-smelling.[13]
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>>4806342
Yes that is true, but Arya will be a tomboy
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>>4806303
Idc if we even marry Loras. Both are kids and i highly doubt Robert would give a shit about them. Arya vote just feels weird.
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>>4806216
While arya is fucking cute, we need to go Sansa route. This also might insult Edd and our father.
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>>4806359
Let's be real here even if Sansa marriage is forced Aryanons will just get Joff to fuck her on the side.
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>>4806359
It could ostensibly insult Edd, but I'm sure Robert sees the appeal of Arya over Sansa
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>>4806331
I mean, we are talking about people who are voting to stick to a canon betrothal to a character so boring that she stands out precisely because of how dull she is when they've had every opportunity to think outside the box.

>>4806359
In what possible way.
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>>4806331
>autistic?
Where do you think you are?
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>>4806362
Let's be real here even if Arya marriage is forced Sansanons will just get Joff to fuck her on the side.
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>>4806371
Yes.
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>>4806367
>I mean, we are talking about people who are voting to stick to a canon betrothal to a character so boring that she stands out precisely because of how dull she is when they've had every opportunity to think outside the box.

Same character, completely different Joffrey. Her future would be completely different to the books.
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>>4806367
>In what possible way.
He just convinced Edd to accept a marriage proposal for Sansa, now we are wanting someone else.

That will ruffle his feathers is nothing else
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>>4806383
Joffrey being an absolute monster was what made her an interesting character. Finding out your husband is a closet autist who fucks his mom just doesn't pack the same punch as everything Joffrey canonically did
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>>4806216
anti-arya vote reporting for duty
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>>4806385
That someone else happens to be his other daughter who was otherwise unlikely to attract this sort of attention with her wildness. It's an objective win for his house that even someone as dumb as Ned should know to leap on.
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>>4806216
Anti-Arya vote for you
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>>4806383
Exactly. I say we make her into half-tomboy half-Machiavellian schemer.
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>>4806407
>>4806389

Ned won't find it strange that a pubescent 12 year old is more interested in a 9 year old than another pubescent 12 year old?
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>>4806422
Considering that Arya is probably going to be much harder to marry off, I don't think he'll look this gift horseface in the mouth
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>>4806422
He would when there's already a betrothal
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if we're talking side hos, Arya would be a better fuck buddy than a wife.
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>>4806422
>pubescent

Sansa? Not yet. She has another year or so. If anything, it should make more sense to Ned that a boy who likes playing with sticks likes a girl who also happens to like playing with sticks.
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>>4806216
count me in as another anti-arya vote
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>>4806422
Marriages are made on far bigger age gaps in canon.
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>>4806436
>>4806449
Anti Arya-fags are so salty they're samefagging a meme vote
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>>4806422
Its more of the sudden change than actual age gap.

CK2 and CK3 rise up
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>>4806467
Are you dumb?
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>>4806467
you don't know what a samefag is
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>>4806470
What do you mean I can't have my heir be my husband, inbred and a genius? Fuckin' nofunallowed code.
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>>4806478
Considering that I can count to 2, maybe, but you definitely are.
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>>4806485
Enlighten me
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>>4806487
>>4806489
He has the same ID you doubleposting retard
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>>4806489

well you see my first vote here: >>4806436
was just a passing comment on the relative merits on which of the Stark girls would make a better side piece.

my post here: >>4806449
is an actual vote linking to Trick's post

I can see why you'd be confused, being retarded, but its not samefagging by any definition. If it were I'd be pretending to be two separate people casting two separate votes for the same option and not what I actually did.
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>>4806502
>vote
'vote' was meant to be in quotes
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>>4806502
Voting without greentext should be banned in all civilized nations, imo.
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>against the weird Arya vote
>you must be a Sansafag then
Huh? Drop it lads and lets focus on the important stuff.
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“I’ve heard word there are things more dangerous than wildlings beyond the Wall,” you opine.

Eddard Stark almost laughs at your fears, but holds back out of respect for your high status. “You and my wife both. Old Nan’s influence, I’m certain. The Others are as dead as the children of the forest, gone eight thousand years. Come along, Your Grace. My family crypts are stirring up your imagination and frightening you.”

He nods for you to follow behind him towards the spiral stairs which lead back above ground. You purse your lips together, frowning at his unwillingness to entertain the notion of the White Walkers return. You’re starting to think that was the wrong thing to say and you were better off choosing a different tactic. Defeated for now, you allow Lord Stark to guide you back up into the lichyard, a ghastly atmosphere lingering among the headstones, lit by the light of the full moon overhead.

Your eyes are droopy with exhaustion and the chill makes you more tired than usual. Returning to your room in the Great Keep, walking alongside the quiet wolf in utter silence, you find sleep claiming you the second your head hits the pillow.

The next morning, a hunting party which comprises King Robert, Lord Eddard, Ser Jaime, yourself, Robb, Theon, Ser Rodrik, First Ranger Benjen and a whole host of attendants, horses and hounds prepares to leave through the Hunter’s Gate on the western side of the castle at dawn. The Lord of the Seven Kingdoms wishes to feast on wild boar for his last night at Winterfell before returning south on the morrow.

Rather than your gelded black palfrey, you mount a spotted stallion courser - fast and small, suited for riding down prey through the woods.

You’ll be heading deep into the Wolfswood - the largest forest stretching across the North, named for the great many wolves one can hear howling in the night. It is composed of oak, evergreen, black brier, sentinels, soldier pines, hawthorn, beech, ash, chestnuts, ironwoods, firs and the occasional white weirwood - often found isolated or in pairs.

Within, hopefully you’ll find the prey you’ve been so desperately hunting for so long.

>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>Bond with your father on the hunt
>Bond with a brooding Ser Jaime on the hunt
>Bond with Robb on the hunt
>Bond with Benjen on the hunt
>Bond with Eddard on the hunt
>Bond with Theon on the hunt
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>>4806526
>Stumble across dire piglets
may as well
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>>4806526
>no dragon egg
Did you veto that too? I missed that if you did. Anyway
>Bond with Robb on the hunt
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>>4806526
>>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>Bond with your father on the hunt

The time has finally come
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>>4806526
>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>Bond with your father on the hunt
>Bond with a brooding Ser Jaime on the hunt
>Bond with Robb on the hunt
>Bond with Benjen on the hunt
>Bond with Eddard on the hunt
>Bond with Theon on the hunt
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>>4806526
>Bond with Robb on the hunt

It's not a bad call, considering this will likely be the last opportunity we'll have to bond with the boy, and I'd rather the future Warden of the North be on our side rather than against us.

>Bond with Theon on the hunt

For those anons who actually have a plan regarding him.
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>>4806526
>>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)

>>Bond with Robb on the hunt
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>>4806526
>stumble across dire piglets
For the BoarChads
>Bond with Robb on the hunt
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>>4806551
By voting for everything you vote for nothing. Truly enlightened.
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>>4806557
All or not at all
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>>4806526
>>Bond with Eddard on the hunt
Bonding with Edd should also make us bond with our father on a minor note, seeing as they are as brothers to each other.

>Bond with Theon on the hunt
yes
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>>4806526
>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>Bond with a brooding Ser Jaime on the hunt
Don't go towards the dark side and become first draft!Jaimie Ser Jaimie. Don't throw your family under the bus cause you're not getting incest cunny.
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>>4806526
>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>Bond with a brooding Ser Jaime on the hunt
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>>4806570
Not at all it is then.
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>>4806526
>>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>>Bond with your father on the hunt
>>Bond with Benjen on the hunt
>>Bond with Theon on the hunt
All of these.
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>>4806526
>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>Bond with a brooding Ser Jaime on the hunt
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>>4806526

>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>Bond with Robb on the hunt
>Bond with Benjen on the hunt
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>>4806545
Your fate point got cucked by people making the wrong choice when speaking with Eddard. You may get another chance later if you still want to spend it on finding a dragon egg in the crypts.
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>>4806660
Big RIP right there pal.
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>>4806526
>>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>>Bond with your father on the hunt
>>Bond with a brooding Ser Jaime on the hunt
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>>4806660
Ah, damn. That's still what I want to use it for, yeah. What would have been the right choice with Ned, just flat-out telling him we know Jon is a Targ?
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>>4806687
Arya :)
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>>4806660
We'll go with Arya or Robb next time then. Myrcella would have been an interesting bonding choice in the crypts, and Tommen gave me a hearty Kek.

Cersei and Cat can help us bathe in the hot springs.
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>>4806699
Delightfully mischievous of you.
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>skipped the Cersei bath scene again
Grrr...
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>>4806526
>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>Bond with Robb on the hunt
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>>4806702
wating for cersei scene since sunday
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>>4806718
Cersei is f-tier lewds. Hottest woman in westeros but people in westeros have shit taste.
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>>4806717
Actually, the anger has just hit me.
Fuck you, Sansafags. You're a pack of smoothbrained show-watching neanderthals.
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>>4806526
>>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>Bond with your father on the hunt
>Bond with a brooding Ser Jaime on the hunt
>Bond with Robb on the hunt
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>>4806755
Dude, we were damned the moment we voted Ned to come hang with us. Next time either vote for somebody adventurous or that we can control like Cersei.
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>>4806526
>>>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>>Bond with your father on the hunt
>>Bond with a brooding Ser Jaime on the hunt
>>Bond with Robb on the hunt
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>>4806526
>Stumble across dire piglets (Fate point guarantees success)
>Bond with a brooding Ser Jaime on the hunt
>Bond with Robb on the hunt
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Why did we choose to hang out in the crypts with Ned again, beyond fangirling? We could have picked someone like Robb/Jon/Arya who helped us explore and search the crypts for that dragon egg.
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>>4806890

Get him to agree to establishing new lords in the Gift, switching the betrothal to Arya, reveal to him you know R + L = J, but, uh, yeah it was mostly fangirling and "ooooOOooOOOoooh SCARY WHITE WALKERS"
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>>4806890
>we could have picked cersei or cat
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>>4806810
Trick just said that not talking with Ned about Arya was the mistake, not that talking to Ned alone.
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>>4806890
>beyond fangirling

.
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>>4806890
You're vastly overestimating the intelligence of the average player on this quest.
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>>4806660
>>4806810
>>4806890
>>4806895
>>4806905
>Seething this hard
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>>4806920
+1
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>>4806895
I don't mind getting him to agree with more lords for the Gift, but waifu wars is not a battle I want to fight atm.

>>4806899
Shame about that. Fucking either on Lyanna's grave would've been spicy as all hell.
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>>4806699
Give Boggs a fate point, you've been very generous with them this thread. He will fix everything
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>>4806920
It isn't seething if you don't give a fuck lad. Ned was the logical choice to be there, and I don't mind spending time with the man.
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>>4806928
Scratch that, give me the fate point for my very high effort pie chart.
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>>4806938

what will you do with it, pie chart-anon?
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>>4806941
Switch the betrothal to Arya of course.
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>>4806941
Cat or Jamie
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>>4806945
Kek
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Give me a fate point for still not delivering on this
>>4803182
>>4803183
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>>4806933
Sorry misinterpreted your comment
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>>4806965
Np, shit happens. This is an autist's paradise, so I'm not bothered with you mistaking some Oak in a forest full of Pine mate.
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>>4806905
Be nice im new and i like Ned
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Riding out together from Winterfell as a royal retinue, you cross over the castle’s moat into the vast chilly wilderness of the North, traveling a short distance across rolling, pine-covered hills before reaching the edge of the Wolfswood forest - a vast army of trees in tight knit formation, hiding all manner of beasts and wildlife from your sights.

Then Farlen - the Stark kennelmaster - releases the hounds from their leashes with the scent of jarred boar piss fresh in their nostrils, encouraging the dogs to fan out and find the main course for the final feast of the King’s stay.

Keenly aware that you’ll have the entirety of the journey to the Wall and back South to spend some quality time with your uncle-father Jaime and all the time in the world to bond with Bobby B. back in King’s Landing, you decide to spend this hunting excursion shoring up your already burgeoning comraderie with Robb.

You and the heir to Winterfell have gotten along swimmingly over the last several weeks and your developing rivalry in the training yard has thankfully remained an amicable one due to your efforts. A budding friendship is clearly forming between you two lads, both of you destined for greatness, wealth, status and power. You both recognize the burdens upon the other’s shoulders and the expectations brought about by the nature of your respective births as eldest sons. And hey, considering King Robert, Queen Cersei, Lady and Lord Stark all agreed heartily to your betrothal to Sansa, you’ll probably end up as brothers-in-law as well.

So, allowing Robb’s direwolf pup Grey Wind to take the lead - a lean canine with smoke grey fur and the yellow eyes of a born predator - the two of you chat, rib one another occasionally and practice taking shots with your respective bows.

Even as young as his animal is, Grey Wind is an exceptional hunting hound, killing several rabbits and squirrels with ease at the head of your small pack which has largely broken off from the main party once you’re deeper into the woods.

Only slightly concerned about getting lost in the back of your mind, you exchange jolly pleasantries with the manlet who would have been your sworn enemy and the King in the North.

>Is there anything you’d like to say to the northman boy in private? (write-in)
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>>4807014
>Before we go, what is the best time one can find himself alone in the famed hot springs beneath Winterfell? Asking for my uncle Tyrion.
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>>4807014
ask for his opinion on the Ironborn, the wildlings, and anyone else who might be a threat to the North

and give him and any other northern noble an open invitation to stay in King's Landing as our guest. tell him we think the North and South have much to learn from each other, and we would like to see more Northerners in our court, particularly Houses like the Umbers, Mormonts, and Karstarks
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>>4807014
>>4807034
Talk about northern heirs.
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>>4807014
>>Is there anything you’d like to say to the northman boy in private? (write-in)
Ask him about his great-uncle, the Blackfish. What's he up to?
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>>4807039
that's what I was getting at, but Robb isn't the decision maker. we should have talked to Ned about it.

but it doesn't seem like an overly popular idea.
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>>4807014
>>4807014

>Before we go, what is the best time one can find himself alone in the famed hot springs beneath Winterfell? Asking for my uncle Tyrion.

KEK +1
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>>4807014

>>4807031
>>4807034
>>4807039
I'll +1 all this

>>4807043
You need to start pandering to the Coom vote. Start saying Dacey is a babe and bangable and you may get some traction.
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>>4807053
Dacey is a top-tier babe, she's Brienne but fuckable

but with the Mya Stone fate point she's a bit redundant, and I'll take Mya over Dacey any day of the week.
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>>4807014
>>Before we go, what is the best time one can find himself alone in the famed hot springs beneath Winterfell? Asking for my uncle Tyrion.
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>>4807034
Support this talking
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>>4807034
+1
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>>4807034
Seconded. This is decent. They might start a war all on their own, but Ned could sure use the backup.
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>>4807014
I'm specifically voting against asking him anything about "building a team" because a 12-year old inviting a group of older teens to court as a part of some meandering fantasy to do... something seems like even more of an invitation to ridicule than the other plans.

>Ask him about his waifu.

Here's my vote.

>>4807059
>Mya Stone

Patrician taste.
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>>4807014
>Northern heirs
I'm not hugely excited about dragging them all south but building up a couple of key alliances would be worthwhile. Ask Robb if there's anyone from the northern families that he would like to accompany him south and we'll send out an invitation.
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>>4807039
>Talk about northern heirs.
What does this even fucking mean?

I keep seeing it posted.
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>>4807088
It means autism
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>>4807088
the idea we'll invite the heirs of the great northern houses south to join Joffrey's court
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>>4807088
They want to build a team to do something. They just haven't decided what or why yet. Sansa is also a great character and queen. Haven't you seen season 8 where she secedes and everyone claps?
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>>4807088
Best explained here >>4807086
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>>4807034
+1.

Also, honestly the Mya Stone fate point has totally taken the wind out of my sails. Why bother, really? Let's be honest, nobody else can compare. We can keep Sansa hoity toity stupid for alliance points while we have Mya as the prime meal. Cersei still has to die to protect the realm, ourselves, and any future lovers however.
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>>4807098
its not about 'building a team' its about being a king and managing our political responsibilities to the seven kingdoms, particularly with the North, the second most likely area to break away from the seven kingdoms outside the Iron Islands and our main shield against the Others
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>>4807104
Give 1 reason why they will break away when we aren't going to yeet Ned. Just 1.
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>>4807088
>qm asking wtf is northern heirs

Never mind, this will end up with us getting ratburgered again. I don't want us getting humiliated yet again.
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>>4807104
And we help them out by asking them to be guests in King's Landing?
That's not how the northerner's think.
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>>4807107
Wildling autism.
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>>4807104
More likely to revolt than Dorne? More than the Stormlands under Renly?
Are you baiting?
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>>4807107
Because most of the lords of the north are ornery assholes and don't like the "soft" men of the south. That'll always be a pressing concern politically in the north.

Until the White Nation attacks of course.
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>>4807111
GOOD reason. Let's try to prevent half the issue by making good on our commitments at the wall.
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>>4807107
making an alliance with the wildlings

>>4807109
its not just about helping them out, its about winning their friendship and bridging the cultural divide between them and the south.

>>4807112
considering they decided to split from the seven kingdoms in canon when no one else but the Iron Islanders did, yes. fighting the Stormlands under Renly is just a normal dynastic struggle, fighting a North that wants independence and bringing them back under Baratheon rule is a different political animal.
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>>4807111
>>4807114
And this somehow causes Ned Stark of all people to skip straight to declaring himself King in the North when one of his daughters, hopefully the better one, is set to marry us. How.
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>>4807120
Hey you asked for a reason. I gave you a single reason. Absolutely technically answered your question. Don't get uppity with me for getting what you wanted.
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>>4807115
just knowing we made a treaty with Mance Rayder would put us on the shitlist of the majority of the northern houses

for someone who claims to know how northerners think you sure say some stupid shit

>>4807120
Ned isn't the only powerful lord in the North. It wouldn't be impossible for someone to say he's not the Lord of Winterfell, just King's Landing's lapdog, and have his esteem drop.

The Night's Watch stabbed Jon Snow to death for the same thing, Stark blood and hero both. You think Roose Bolton won't weigh his chances and see about getting Ned done the same way by some angry Umbers?
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>>4807118
>in canon
Yeah, we're not anywhere near that anymore. If we want to execute Ned for a meme reason we might get back there, but as of now, I would be less surprised by the Reach revolting.
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>>4807121
Kek

>>4807120
See >>4807121
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at a minimum the wildling plan would start a civil war in the north when the north needs to be united. you'd see the prestige of House Stark drop for going along with it, and you'd see all the Houses with grudges against the Starks (which do exist in canon, its not just the Boltons) start sharpening their knives.
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Vote for gamer girl bath water bros, Trick is going to pants us with the Northern heirs plan like he did with the ratburgers, then we'll have anons crying.
>>4807031
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>>4807120
Ned isn't a threat, the lords are. You can argument that they are very loyal, but something extreme like letting the wildlings in through the wall could be their breaking point. It's better to have some collateral.
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>>4807131
Let's just kill all of the northern houses that hate Starkypoos right now then. Easies Mc Peasies

Or we can just take our family and a bunch of cash and move across the ocean to a better place.
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>>4807114
>>4807118
And to make them not see us as a soft scheming southern boipussi reaping traitor who's the rearguarding vanguard of lion tail, we invite them to be part of our court?

What I'm getting at is that's not how they think. If you want them coming, we need to provide some plan that is logical to them for them to come with us. Solid reasons that will convince them to send their heirs to Robert's court. Winning friendships and bridging cultural divides is something that happens over productive actions, not just from saying "let's talk about the wildling problem I might give you uguu~"

>>4807126
What I'm talking about there has only to do with the agreement we already made in convincing the watch what not to do, I have no idea how you got "tell northern lords about our super secret deal with mance" from that.

>>4807135
>It's better to have some collateral.
This is also a good reason. But once again, we need something more personally convincing to them.
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>>4807141
I don't give a darn about any of that. He just asked for a reason. I live to serve.
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>>4807147
That's a bad reason but I respect it.
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>>4807148
:)
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>>4807141
>we need to provide some plan that is logical to them for them to come with us
Pass it off as a way for our bethrothed, regardless of who it is, to feel less like a fish out of water. But also play the Northern patriot angle. The Northern Lords love Ned and the Starks, they'd fight each other tooth and nail to prove to him and the southerners that there are no better guards for his precious daughter(s) than *insert house here*.
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>>4807088
>>4807088
Something about inviting all the northern family heirs south because autism.

I'm not a fan of that but I would like to extend an invitation to a select couple of families (ideally powerful families with heirs close to our age and that Robb is already friendly with) so that we have some allies of our own if the Starks somehow all get holocausted. Maybe extend the invitation to include someone powerful but less friendly so we have the opportunity to demonstrate that we're a smart bastard that they don't want to fuck with.
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>>4807014
>Express interest in meeting the other Heirs of the North to him.

At best Robb may assist us, at worse we can dismiss it as a passing interest. Either way, we're testing the waters instead of diving headfirst into the depths lads.
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>>4807141
>I have no idea how you got "tell northern lords about our super secret deal with mance" from that.

it'll sure be fucking hard to hide it when the wildlings start crossing the wall.

what the fuck do you think will happen when the wildlings start saying they have the king's permission?
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>>4807126
>>4807135

Just so I'm getting this straight... Ned, who a good chunk of the North is fanatical about, is going to get killed (with no crown backing unlike the books) by a Bolton or someone for following his King's commands and then the North just secedes? They don't crown Rob or whoever is next and procede to eradicate the murders or rebels on general principle.

It would've been easier to just acknowledge this was a total meme plan spawned from a "wat do" in the absence of something more intelligent.
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>>4807161
The man's asking for a practical reason we can give the Northern lords for sending their heirs down south. No 'cultural' reasons, legitimate ones that will convince these patriotic Northern lords that it's in their best interest to send their heirs to King's Landing.
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>>4807014
Switching this >>4807078 to this >>4807031 because I can at least understand the coomers.
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>>4807163
>who a good chunk of the North is fanatical abou
they actually aren't that fanatical about Ned until after he was murdered and then not 'sanctified' until after the Red Wedding practically wiped out the Starks. He was a likeable enough lord but A Dance With Dragons shows Stark rule wasn't as uniformly loved as the Starks themselves believed, and there were plenty of treacherous fucks in the north waiting for an opportunity.

It's only really the hillbilly Northerners who have a boner for Ned, and that's partially because his mother was one of them.
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>>4807165
'practical' and 'cultural' are often the same thing, and I have no idea what this guy thinks is practical since he thinks marrying Arya on the logic of 'they both like playing with sticks' makes sense.
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>>4807161
It's neither here nor there at this point in time, but I'll clarify that we're not the king and the timetable we established with Mance included these specific levels of early diplomacy for 1. preparing the wall, warning the watch, slipping them some juicy prophecy in the guise of practical advice. {2. convincing Robert or the northern lords of the bad version of the wildling plan that everyone voted for for some stupid reason (which we know won't happen and can't happen)} 3. Mance getting us some walkers to prove that there is a zombie problem and it's going to take unity to deal with it. 4 ??? 5. PROFIT.

#2 is obviously going to be replaced by redealing with Mance to send his people to Essos after they help us, or somewhere else not Westeros, because our wonderful book foresight knows that logically speaking barbarian raiders should not be given claims to the lands of people we want to stay allied with when learning how to farm is something they equate to being fucked in the ass.

>>4807175
You've got me confused with someone else.
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>>4807170
That isn't enough to justify the Starks of all people being overthrown in the North while having the support of the crown and I would assume some decent evidence to point to by the time any wildings are south of the wall. Skip the evidence and blunder through this and they still likely retain power. There is no political purpose to a cultural exchange anyway. The houses who would send heirs, if any because why, would be those houses most likely to support the Starks and the future Stark Queen.
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>>4807175
I think he means the lords ain't sending their heirs south just to appease the Crown princes's desire to learn about Northern culture. We need something more realpolitik for them to latch on to.
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>>4807175
Actually, let me reframe this as a much simpler question.

What specifically will you vote to say to them to convince their heirs to be guests at our court?
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>>4807182
there's nothing more realpolitik than standing at the shoulder of a king.

the north lacks infrastructure and is isolated from broader international trade networks. Most of it goes through the Manderlys and a single port. Bringing more northerners south increases opportunities for the north to increase their trade both within and without the kingdom, and increases their political presence, making sure the north gets more of a say in the movements of the seven kingdoms, and secures the north a greater slice of the pie when it comes to trade.

if that isn't realpolitik enough I don't know what to tell you.

>>4807185
if seeing the political and merchantile opportunities isn't enough, appeal to Northern vanity.

'The southern court is too soft, we need more strong northern blood to shake out the vipers and weaklings who cling to the throne.'
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>>4807178
>You've got me confused with someone else.
yeah I did, sorry about that
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>>4807170
>A Dance With Dragons shows Stark rule wasn't as uniformly loved as the Starks themselves believed
ADWD also shows that the Manderlys are willing to break social taboo and oath after social taboo and oath to put the Starks back in power.
>>It's only really the hillbilly Northerners who have a boner for Ned, and that's partially because his mother was one of them.
The only reason the Umbers haven't joined them is because Greatjon is still in Walder Frey's basement. The only reason the Karstarks are with Roose is because Harrion is imprisioned by the Crown. The only reason the other houses like the Hornwoods, Cerwyns, or Glovers haven't risen up is because they're nearly extinct.
>there were plenty of treacherous fucks in the north
There are two that could cause issue to the Starks directly. Barbary Dustin and Roose. Any other schemer operates on a house level, like Arnolf Karstark, not an inter-house one.
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>>4807194
And that's a reason we can tell them.
Now we go to Robert with the idea that we want to increase the North's trade opportunities by inviting their heirs south to experience King's Landing and non-frostassed cultures, and he'll help us out or boar.
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>>4807199
>ADWD also shows that the Manderlys are willing to break social taboo and oath after social taboo and oath to put the Starks back in power.
as much because Lord Manderly's sons were killed at the Red Wedding, and the Manderlys have a special debt to the Starks for harbouring them as political exiles.

>The only reason the Umbers haven't joined them is because Greatjon is still in Walder Frey's basement.
Eh, its strongly implied Whoresbane is enjoying being the defacto Lord Umber and is sticking with the Boltons out of self-interest.

>The only reason the Karstarks are with Roose is because Harrion is imprisioned by the Crown.
The Karstarks are split down the middle. Half the Karstarks now hate the Starks more bitterly than the Boltons do.

It's worth remembering Robb lost a good chunk of followers after executing Rikard Karstark too. Lord Karstark, who murdered Lannister prisoners because Robb let Jaime escape. So the North, even hardened loyalists, aren't blindly obedient to the Starks or will tolerate everything they do.
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>>4807209
sorry, son. I forgot Wylis survived.
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>>4807031
>>4807050
>>4807053
>>4807063
>>4807167

Hot springs

>>4807034
>>4807053
>>4807071
>>4807065
>>4807075
>>4807102

Ask about threats to the North

>>4807034
>>4807039
>>4807053
>>4807071
>>4807065
>>4807075
>>4807086
>>4807102
>>4807156
>>4807160

Invite Northern heirs to come to Southron court

>>4807041

Blackfish

>>4807078

Ask about Robb's waifu
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>>4807217
Now that the vote's over. I 100% believe this will end up with us getting ratburgered again.
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>>4807222
We never left. :^)
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>>4807222
Don't you know tripnon, every character exists solely to mock Joff and by extension those who vote.
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>>4807209
>Manderlys have a special debt to the Starks for harbouring them as political exiles.
True, but such treatment is indicative of how the Starks treat all their bannermen, save maybe the Boltons and the houses of Skagos.
>Eh, its strongly implied Whoresbane is enjoying being the defacto Lord Umber and is sticking with the Boltons out of self-interest.
This isn't true. Roose doesn't trust him to stay loyal and Barbary tells Theon outright that he'd lead his men against the Freys if his brother wasn't being kept in dry storage. Mors declares for Stannis (read against Roose) outright.
>The Karstarks are split down the middle. Half the Karstarks now hate the Starks more bitterly than the Boltons do.
None of the reasons the Karstarks hate the Starks have happened yet, and they are extremely unlikely to happen at all. Nothing comperable to what Robb did to Rickard has happened in living memory, possibly ever.
>It's worth remembering Robb lost a good chunk of followers after executing Rikard Karstark too. Lord Karstark, who murdered Lannister prisoners because Robb let Jaime escape. So the North, even hardened loyalists, aren't blindly obedient to the Starks or will tolerate everything they do.
Again, those events haven't happened yet and most likely never will. The events of the WotFK should not be considered a representation of how life was life before them.
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You may only respond to this post if you have not voted for a single "ratburger" option
including this past vote
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We're going to get ratburgered again... At least we can offer him that the Northern heirs coming south with us may find advantageous marriages at court, which is filled with maidens and bachelors from all over the realm. The North has been cut off from the South, and these marriage ties mah help repair that divide.
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Reminder that this comes after Rob realizing we were totally serious about 2v2ing him and Jon with Arya as our partner.
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>>4807241
We should try this approach to mitigate the ratburgering. Make this about matchmaking and alliance building. To fully tie the north to the south as part of a plan to make the seven kingdoms into one.
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>>4807234
>This isn't true. Roose doesn't trust him to stay loyal and Barbary tells Theon outright that he'd lead his men against the Freys if his brother wasn't being kept in dry storage. Mors declares for Stannis (read against Roose) outright.
my read on this was they're playing both sides of the conflict to make sure House Umber survives.
>None of the reasons the Karstarks hate the Starks have happened yet, and they are extremely unlikely to happen at all. Nothing comperable to what Robb did to Rickard has happened in living memory, possibly ever.
Now this is my personal feeling, but I think 'treating with the wildlings' is worse than what Robb did, and shows even the Karstarks, literal blood relatives of House Stark, won't be blindly loyal in every instance. The WotFK was a dramatic conflict, but so is the War of the Dawn, and the possibility is there through precedences in the canon timeline.
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>>4807217
Fyi you counted me twice in the votes for NorthernHeirsTM.

As an alternative (since I'll be entirely unsurprised if Robb tells us none of the northern families will want their sons to abandon their own lands for a minimum of several months) we should detour to Last Hearth on the way north and maybe Hornwood on the way to White Harbour so we can at least meet the Smalljon and ?Daryn Hornwood.
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>>4807244
>my read on this was they're playing both sides of the conflict to make sure House Umber survives.
Mine was that Wyman is making sure their bid for a Stark Restoration does the most damage to Bolton rule as soon as it's achieved. Not knowing a good chunk of your forces aren't really on your side makes for a bad time.
>The WotFK was a dramatic conflict, but so is the War of the Dawn, and the possibility is there through precedences in the canon timeline.
The War for the Dawn is unlike anything we've seen in canon. I can't see anyone, not even the most stubborn northerner, looking at a wight and saying "You know what? I take greater issue with the wildlings. I'm going to fight you all instead."
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>>4807244
>my read on this was
>Now this is my personal feeling
>the possibility is there

Ratfags everyone.
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>>4807253
Why? More fangirling?
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>>4807257
Indeed. Now suck fat ratcock while Robb calls us a fucking idiot.
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“So,” you eventually ask, struggling to come up with something important to speak about with Robb Stark, “What’s your opinion of the Ironborn and the Wildlings and anyone else who may be a threat to the North?”

The auburn-haired teenager’s expression twists into one of confusion for a moment in reaction to your question, before he takes a second to truly consider your words and think deeply. “Theon has been my father’s ward for nearly a decade now. It’s supposed to keep the peace between Lord Balon Greyjoy and the rest of the Seven Kingdoms and I guess it worked. The wildlings are held back by the Night’s Watch and the Wall. If they fail then my father would call his bannermen and wage war with the King-Beyond-the-Wall. Although, if he’s busy running Westeros with your father down South, then mayhaps that duty will fall to me.” The stocky Stark gulps, internally embracing the severity of that idea - leading an army North. “If it were up to me . . . I think I’d see Theon and Arya married.”

You cough repeatedly. “Excuse me?”

Robb shrugs, slightly embarrassed at your reaction to his idea. “He’s like an older brother to me,” he explains. “We’ve grown up together, Theon and I. I know he wishes he would have been betrothed to Sansa in your stead, but she’s too . . . dainty for the Iron Isles. I think Arya might just love it there, once she’s older, if she doesn’t grow up out of this . . . phase of hers. We’d be brothers then, by marriage, and if Balon Greyjoy decides to give us trouble for any reason, rather than my father being forced to cut off Theon’s head with his great sword, we could sail to the Iron Isles together, be rid of that aging squid and seat them both as Lord and lady Greyjoy of Pyke.”

You blink rapidly at Robb’s words.

He shoots you a queer stare. “What? You think my plan stupid?”

>Yes. That’s a terrible idea, Robb.
>That . . . that’s actually not a half bad plan, Robb.
>Theon can have Sansa. I’m the one who’s going to marry Arya.
>Other (write-in)

I just had this development in the conversation sort of come to me, wasn't planning on this to develop into a vote but sometimes the quest has a will of its own
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>>4807276
>Theon can have Sansa. I’m the one who’s going to marry Arya.

Don't fuck this up this time.
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>>4807276
>I think you should marry Asha Greyjoy
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ah HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAAHAAAHAaaaaa aaaaaah

ahhh

>>4807276
>That . . . that’s actually not a half bad plan, Robb.
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>>4807276
>Theon can have Sansa. I’m the one who’s going to marry Arya
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>>4807276
>That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
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>>4807280
+1
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>>4807276
>That . . . that’s actually not a half bad plan, Robb
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>>4807276
>I'm not sure how safe it would be to send your sister to the Iron Islands. You have to consider that their vassals are far less loyal than ours, so while I'm sure Theon would be nothing but faithful and true both to your sister and in his commitment to an alliance, his vassals may be less than cooperative. As a compromise, you could marry Asha Greyjoy
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>>4807276

>Theon can have Sansa. I’m the one who’s going to marry Arya.
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>>4807296
mmm +1
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>>4807276
>Theon can have Sansa. I’m the one who’s going to marry Arya.
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>>4807276
>That . . . that’s actually not a half bad plan, Robb.
Vote against Arya
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>>4807296
>>4807280
Support.
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Boggs leading the Aryafag charge. Samesafagging incoming.
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>>4807276
>That . . . that’s actually not a half bad plan, Robb.
>Doesn't Theon have a sister though? Heard she was a real babe.

Remember lads, Robb's but a boy at the moment. He'll grow out of it soon enough.
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>>4807306
Said mr. 2 posts by this ID
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Do not vote for the retarded "marry Asha Greyjoy" plan" just to outvote the Arya fags, pls. As far as I'm concerned, Robb marrying Asha and you marrying Arya are perfectly compatible


Re-vote for one of the other options instead, unless you ACTUALLY want Robb to marry Asha Greyjoy.
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>>4807280
+1

>>4807276
>write-in

'Do you really think the Iron Islanders will accept Theon as their lord? I've heard they prefer to elect their overlords, and Theon is only one candidate. And their ways aren't your ways, and they're a harsher, crueler people than the North. You might be risking your sister's life, sending her among the squids. They're more a band of cut throat pirates than a people.'
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>>4807314
I'm a Ironbornfag so I'm doing it solely because I like the Greyjoys.
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>>4807315
Supporting this, but not rescinding my Arya vote
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>I'm not sure how safe it would be to send your sister to the Iron Islands. You have to consider that their vassals are far less loyal than ours, so while I'm sure Theon would be nothing but faithful and true both to your sister and in his commitment to an alliance, his vassals may be less than cooperative. As a compromise, you could marry Asha Greyjoy
support this
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>>4807296
+1 also add, Theon has not had contact with the ironborn and their culture for close to a decade now. Ironborn are known to despise greenlanders, and Balon hates the Northmen and Riverlanders with a passion. It is quite possible that Balon skips over Theon and appoints Asha as his successor. So to secure the North it may be Asha that needs courting, not Theon.
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>>4807276
>>That . . . that’s actually not a half bad plan, Robb
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>>4807314
>unless you ACTUALLY want Robb to marry Asha Greyjoy.
It would be a perfect tie-in to the northern heirs plan. And if it fails then at least Robb came up with a similarly stupid plan so we could split around the embarrassment.
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>>4807276
Adding
>Theon can have Sansa. I’m the one who’s going to marry Arya.
To my vote >>4807304, just so we aren't mistaken.
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>>4807314
well okay then

>>4807276
>That . . . that’s actually not a half bad plan, Robb.


with my own write-in >>4807315 to temper his expectations.

And I'm flat out voting 'no' on marrying Arya
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>>4807314
oHhHnO geese I gouda changé mey vota

>>4807315
This is something we should definitely say at least.
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>>4807314
Didn't say marry, simply said she was a babe. Either way, you shouldn't have made the 'marry Arya' option if you wanted to avoid the autism lad.

By the way, I still wanna saltwife Asha.
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>>4807276
>That . . . that’s actually not a half bad plan, Robb.
Get rid of El Goblina, and make friends with Robb in one swoop.
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>>4807276
>>Theon can have Sansa. I’m the one who’s going to marry Arya.
imagine choosing the spoiled girl when you can have the pure northern waifu
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>>4807315
>'Do you really think the Iron Islanders will accept Theon as their lord? I've heard they prefer to elect their overlords, and Theon is only one candidate. And their ways aren't your ways, and they're a harsher, crueler people than the North. You might be risking your sister's life, sending her among the squids. They're more a band of cut throat pirates than a people.'
Fuck, we should say this too.
Too many good write-ins.
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>>4807315
>>4807354
Will support warning Robb about the Iron Islands.

>>4807353
I think Arya will make a great fuckbuddy when she's older.
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>>4807278
>>4807285
>>4807299
>>4807302
>>4807328

Theon can have Sansa. I’m the one who’s going to marry Arya.

>>4807280
>>4807292
>>4807304
>>4807315

You should marry Asha Greyjoy even though that's fucking stupid.

>>4807282
>>4807293
>>4807303
>>4807307
>>4807325
>>4807329
>>4807341

That's actually not a half bad plan, Robb.

>>4807289

dumbest shit

>>4807296 (this one)
>>4807300
>>4807304
>>4807320
>>4807322
>>4807324

This write-in

>>4807315 (this write-in)
>>4807320
>>4807332
>>4807354
>>4807361

This write-in
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>>4807361
Imagine thinking Arya will want anything other than being a best friend and sparring partner.

Won't stop you from trying though, will it?
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This really is a ratburger-tier idea that I would expect from a retard like Robb and the SI.
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>>4807366
>ignoring the last Arya vote
Are you really on the bandwagon?
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>>4807373
We're very immersed in our character.
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Dodged a bullet.
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>>4807374

which one is that?
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>>4807370
I honestly don't give a fuck. I just find it funny that you're simping hard for Arya.
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>>4807373
Marrying Arya to Theon to secure peace is also a ratburger-tier idea
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>>4807381
>>4807368
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>>4807381
this one
>>4807353
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>>4807382
I'm not though? I think you have me confused with someone else.
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>>4807373
>>4807383
This means we can bond autistically over a couple of smoked ratburgers.

Oh god.
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>>4807386
I didn't see your vote, so I thought you were the anon I was responding to. My bad.
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>>4807392
That's cause I didn't vote. That gives me diplomatic immunity to shit on everyone else.

S'all good G.
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Everyone post cute and funny book Arya pics.
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>>4807366
>even though that's fucking stupid.
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>>4807396
Sure thing, boss.
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“What if you married Asha Greyjoy instead?” you offer.

Robb furrows his brow. “. . . Theon’s sister?”

You nod. “Yeah.”

“Balon Greyjoy would never agree to that,” Robb points out the very obvious with a scoff. “He’s already kowtowed to us by having his sole remaining heir in Father’s clutches, he won’t agree to give us the other one as well. Besides . . . Theon would still be the one to inherit the Iron Isles and needs a wife to give him an heir. I suppose, if I was married to his sister, I could back Theon’s claim without upsetting the North too much, but an heir to the Iron Isles with Stark blood would soothe them far more than an heir to the North having Greyjoy blood. I’ve also never met the woman.”

You shrug. “I hear she’s a babe,” you offer.

He shrugs in return, slightly annoyed by your shallowness. “That's not important! The only way I could marry her is if Balon was dead or defeated in a battle I'd like to avoid. And at that point, Theon would already be the Lord of the Iron Isles or dead and I would no longer need her hand in marriage. I want to marry Theon to Arya while Balon still draws breath, for his safety and security and to either prevent an uprising from the Ironborn against us or a valid reason to rally the North if I can’t. We’re talking about making an alliance to stop threats to the North, Your Grace, right?”

You nod. “Right, right.”

He looks at you expectantly. “So? Do you think Theon marrying Arya is a good idea or not, Jofrrey?”

“It’s actually not a half bad plan, Robb," you admit after recovering from the blunder of your silly suggestion, ". . . but . . . “

But what?” he asks, exasperation creeping into his voice, rapidly realizing he's trying to discuss politics with a twelve year old.

>But nothing. It sounds fantastic.
>But I have a crush on your younger sister.
>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
>Other (write-in)
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>>4807404
That's not book Arya. Search google for 'cute 9 year-old girls' for reference
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>>4807408
>But I have a crush on your younger sister
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>>4807408
>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
We would probably look silly if we brought up Euron (he's exiled, and there are no signs of him coming back). But we can bring up Victarion, who is everything the ironborn would want in a lord.
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>>4807408
>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
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>>4807413
Are the Iron Isles that dangerous?
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>>4807408
>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
He's already half a greenlander in their minds. Marrying her to a Northern woman may make him unacceptable in their eyes. They are very set in their Old Ways.
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>>4807410
Nice
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>>4807415
Is this a joke?
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>>4807408
>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
>Other (write-in)
"And hey, when you stop being a medieval himbo you can also just marry a lowborn babe who likes you for wHo yOu aRe."

>>4807410
oh you
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>>4807408
>>4807408
>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
the last his you want is your sister and theon dead.
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>>4807408
>But I have a crush on your younger sister
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>>4807420
I'm serious. The ironborn are retarded, but their retardation is mostly aimed inwards. Victarion killed his wife, yes, but we're not marrying Arya to Victarion.
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>>4807408
>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
He's as much of a "greenlander" as we are. They will never accept him as their ruler
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>>4807408
>>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
>>Other (write-in)
You should be well read on Westeros history to know that the Ironborn if they wish could summon a Kingsmoot. What if they choose somebody else, someone who hasn't been on the mainland too long?
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>>4807408
>>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
>>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
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>>4807408
>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?

As a 12 year old, we do have our sparks of brilliance.

Nice try with the crush shit btw.
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>>4807408

>But I have a crush on your younger sister.
>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
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I need a fate point to tongue punch Arya's fart box.
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>>4807408
>>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
>>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
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>>4807410
Getting rid of opposing voters by having them partyv&.
Nice
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>>4807441
You lost yourselves a fate point for being stupid enough to delay finding the fucking dire boar piglets for three fucking updates with your stupid write-ins
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>>4807408
>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
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Jesus Christ, this quest is autistic.
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>>4807444
lmao good going guys
should have went with Arya
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>>4807408
>>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
>>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
>>But I have a crush on your younger sister.
>>4807426
Honest to God, I'd rather be isekai'd into a a wight than into an Iron Islander.
>>4807444
I assume that's the Egg point you're taking?
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>>4807444
>*fast forward*
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>>4807444
Hm, interesting.
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>>4807449
>he doesn't want to go on reavings and take qt salt wives and hoards of treasure
What a fag
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>>4807444
>I just had this development in the conversation sort of come to me, wasn't planning on this to develop into a vote but sometimes the quest has a will of its own
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>>4807453
Like a retard, I had faith you'd either say "nah don't do that" "yeah do that" or "make it Sansa, lol"

not: Marry Asha also here's other stupid shit i'm going to say


Sometimes it's better just to say "no" then give your reasoning especially if its dumb
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>>4807455
I can see the future and read your intentions. Oh wait...
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>>4807455
no
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>>4807453
Yeah we need a refund of that fate point. Give it to me so we can play wrestle with Arya in our chambers while Cersei schlicks herself behind the curtains
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>>4807452
That is indeed the life that 5% of the Ironborn live.
The other 95% are either not!slaves, miners and shepherds, or killed by their better armed and armored greenlander opponents.
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>>4807276
>Robb, you love your father right? How do you think Theon feels about his? Ballon hates the Starks for taking his son, eventually Theon is going to be put in a very difficult position of choosing between the two. Sorry to bear bad news.
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>>4807455
Really though you prompt anons with something and get mad when they run with it. You knew from the start. You've always known. Everyone else knew too.

Once you pop you can't stop.
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>>4807461
We're the protagonists dude, of course we're going to be in the 5%. Better yet, we get to be in the 0.0001% who gets first pick on the captured waifus
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>But will Arya really be safe on the Iron Isles?
>But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?
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>>4807455
>expecting anons not to pick the most retarded option
>not telling them there's a timer going off in the background on the dire piglets
Are you new here? Now give us the dire piggies or the fate point back >>4807460
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>>4807455
QM, I would have been more than happy to fast forward to the boar pups, but you intentionally had a referendum of SI's opinion on Robb's marriage plan. You know the waifu wars cause autism. Asha Stark? Peak autism. Doesn't mean you take it out on the anons you gave the fate point to. It'll only reinforce the autism.
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“But will the Ironborn even accept Theon as their lord?” you point out.

Robb blinks. “They must. His elder brothers were slain during the Greyjoy rebellion. He’s the rightful heir.”

“They probably think of him as much a greenlander as us by now. Balon’s younger brother, Victarion, is everything they’d want in a ruler. If Theon’s married to a Northwoman, he’ll be absolutely unacceptable in their eyes. The Iron Islanders have this tradition called the Kingsmoot, where they elect their next leader. They might just select someone who hasn’t spent half his life a prisoner in the North, a thrall of the wolves in their minds.”

Robb considers your words carefully for a long moment, before puffing himself up. “Then I see no choice but to wed Theon to Arya.”

You cock your head, perplexed by that decision. “How?” you ask simply.

“Because it’s the only way I can think of which would convince the North to lend me the swords I’d need to slay the treacherous lords of the Iron Isles.”

You gulp. “You’re just going to kill them all?” you ask, incredulous.

Robb shrugs. “As many of them as I’d need to before the rest learned to bend the knee to their rightful lord, as bloody as the lesson Balon had before them. Maybe every Northern House from the Neck to the Wall will have an Ironborn ward by the time the work is finished.”

“Even so,” you concede to Robb’s violent hypothetical, “Would Arya ever really be safe on the Iron Isles with all the bad blood you’d incur?”

“Would Theon?” Robb retorts, his visage as dire as his wolf. “If the options are that he hides in Winterfell for the rest of his life out of fear - the absentee, craven squid - or his disloyal subjects murder him and whomever woman he marries . . . I think I’ll simply choose to slay them all first. Every single one if that’s the only way to protect him.”

>Robb . . . you’re based
>Robb . . . you’re cringe
>Other (write-in)
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
feel its a little ooc

but I can rock it
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>>4807484
I don't know about his opinions, but Robb's beard here is super cringe. Tell him never to keep this beard style ever again.
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>>4807487
ehhh, that's sorta the decision Robb made when the South kidnapped his father and sisters.

Robb ain't a pussy.
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
And I'll do my best to get my father to support to you. Perhaps I'll take Asha as my salt wife then.
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
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>>4807484
>I think I’ll simply choose to slay them all first
Kek Robb you retard.
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based

"Your grace.... based on what ?"
"Being based"
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>based? Based on what?
"Based on the wolf's blood flowing through your veins, Robb. May we always be on the same side in a battlefield, like our fathers before us. Now shut up and let me find those dire piggies I spent a fate point on"
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>>4807507
There's always one.
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
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>>4807314
Maybe don’t make the Sansafags have to revote for Sansa which isn’t given as an option against an Arya option given twice in four hours
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
Oh my god, he's incredible
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>>4807519
>1 post by this ID
What a shocker!
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>>4807529
On my fucking phone instead of my laptop because I have a job!
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Shoot I missed the Arya vote. Nevermind, maybe Sansa will get killed. (We can only hope)
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>>4807529
Hey, I remember doing the exact same thing with making Tyrion the Master-of-Coin instead of the Redwynefag, when I would have voted to just leave him be and let him head North with us. It isn't out of the ballpark here.
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>>4807539
Kill her yourself you coward.
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>>4807537
Hello pajeet. Do the needful please and show Bob and vegana
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>>4807539
Earn a fate point, bro
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>>4807540
Keeping Tyrion around at least had some tangible benefits for us. Voting for retarded shit when trick says "don't vote for retarded shit just to stop the Aryafags" accomplished nothing
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>>4807549
It does acomplish something
its funny and it makes me laugh
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>>4807549
Tell an anon what not to do and they do it. Reverse psychology is extremely effective on the seven year old brain and its equivalents.
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>>4807484
>Robb... you’re based. Young Wolf indeed.
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>>4807467
I'm saying that I personally wouldn't want to be an Iron Islander, not that I wouldn't want to play a quest as one.
>>4807484
>>Robb . . . you’re cringe
"That attitude is strong in your family. It's why your lord father rules the North instead of your Uncle Brandon."
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
He's a fucking retard, but he's a perfect match for us though
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>>4807549
Most of the voting happened before he said that. If Trick didn't create a need for an alternative there wouldn't have been a warning in the first place. Say what you will about how autistic it was, it got them what they wanted- the Arya vote derailed and not insulting Robb by saying his plan is moronic.
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>>4807581
If only there was a way to change votes after the fact...
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>>4807588
Trust me time travel isn't worth it. One minute you're fixing funny mustache men getting into art school the next you're back where you belong but you have three dicks and none of them work. It's a total shitshow.
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>>4807588
Anons be lazy. You shouldn't rile them up and then not offer them an alternative prompt when they create their own autistic alternative. You don't poke a bee hive and not expect to be stung.
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Are we not getting boars now??? It's so fucking hard to keep up with the fate points when they're given and taken away every other post
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
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There was nothing wrong with telling Robb his plan was dumb.

There was something wrong with you going "Marry Asha Greyjoy, also Theon won't ever be accepted as Lord of the Iron Islands so don't marry your sister to him for some reason???????"

Both of those ideas were stupid because you retards were more obsessed with whether or not you'll dick arya down in an extramarital affair or not rather than discussing the concept of making alliances to handle threats to the North EVEN THOUGH THATS PRECISELY WHY YOU BROUGHT UP THE FUCKING SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU ADD HAVING MOTHERFUCKERS!"

The latter idea isn't entirely the most ridiculous thing to assert, but what do you really expect Robb to say?

"Oh yeah, they're not going to accept theon."

Oh, guess I'll just give up then???

There's literally no other option beyond "i guess I'll kill them." as he pointed out, which makes him far more likely to pair Theon up with Arya than not.

Most of this idiocy stems from the fact that you don't actually understand the Ironborn situation, culture and characters because 90 percent of you have misread the text and the other 10 percent have never read it at all.

You faggots are so much more retarded than the character you're playing that you should honestly never suggest write-ins again, just click one of the cookie cutter options i give you and clap along, monkey fucks. I should just veto all write-ins, fuck me.
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>>4807670
cope and seethe
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
>We can have him take some iron born and a small fleet to the east and do some plundering?
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>>4807484
>Robb . . . you’re based
>>4807670
Let it be known that I don't post or vote for dumb write-ins. Maybe you should veto write-ins that are too stupid.
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>>4807670
It's your fault for taking the conversation down this road at all. The winning vote had us discussing ironborn, Wildlings and Northern heirs going south with us, but you completely skipped over that last part to have some dumb conversation on Theon marrying Arya. This is 100% on you for 'letting the story go where it flows'. You should have had us just shaking our heads at his suggestion and move on to the Northern heirs plan.
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>>4807670
You know if your blood pressure is too high you can always take a page out of Elseweyr's book. Complete the circle as they say.
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>>4807697
It's Trick, he wanted this to happen so he could be mad at us and justify some gayass shit like QM vetos >>4807692 that retards like him would fully support out of misguided pity.
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>>4807697
That part is going to be in the next post, numbnuts.

It was going to come right after you guys went either "good idea", "bad idea", or "good idea but make it the other sister"

Instead, you guys gave your retarded opinion about Asha Greyjoy which technically "won" enough votes that I was obligated to have you called idiots and then I allowed you to select your dumbass write-ins so you could be BTFO a second time. Three updates focused on me telling you why your retarded ideas are retarded.

Next time, don't think you're smart enough to have an opinion. Click the >green arrow you like the most, monkey, and keep clapping. Faggot.

The only reason the "winning" option hasn't occurred yet is because I need to include it in the next post now that I've finally talked down to you all at a level of communication you can actually understand.
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Ratburgers all over again. Dumdums should have voted for the Winterfell hot springs option.
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>>4807716
We're laughing, you're seething. Who do you think is the real winner of this trolling?
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>>4807716
>Instead, you guys gave your retarded opinion about Asha Greyjoy which technically "won" enough votes that I was obligated to have you called idiots and then I allowed you to select your dumbass write-ins so you could be BTFO a second time. Three updates focused on me telling you why your retarded ideas are retarded.
You were obligated to do nothing. You have ignored winning votes before. You could have just told us this was dumb and proceeded with the next option. Which you should do from now on. Save the time and tell us yourself instead of taking 3 gay ass updates to do through the characters because that's 'how the story flows'. If you feel your audience is dumb as rocks then tell them yourself instead of speaking through your characters' mouths like a coward and wasting updates.
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>>4807716
>Next time, don't think you're smart enough to have an opinion. Click the >green arrow you like the most, monkey, and keep clapping. Faggot.
For a minute there, you sounded like the real Elsweyr. Just angrier.
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>>4807718
For a second I thought you said "winterfell hot dogs" and I got super excited. Thanks for letting me down, anon.

I wonder what sort of futurefood they have down in Dorne.
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>>4807733
You ignored the flirting with Jon vote that won last thread
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>>4807733
Twin dubs wasted on such vitriolic vocal waste. How disappointing.
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>>4807733
Baste.
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>>4807738
That was mentioned as something Elsweyr was about to do when Ramsay interrupted.
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>>4807743
So fucking make another interruption
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>>4807733
>I felt like punishing you, nigger.
There is the issue. This could have been handled in one post with you saying 'that's stupid, I'm going with the next option with most votes' but your massive ego has to be satisfied, so we'll spend 3 updates and redo votes done previously until you've made your retarded point or we choose whatever option you want to railroad us into
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>>4807743
Damn we're such a schizo
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>>4807746
>your massive ego has to be satisfied, so we'll spend 3 updates and redo votes done previously until you've made your point or we choose whatever option you want to railroad us into

you're damn right.

Now seethe about it.
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>>4807670
>>4807716
>>4807733
>>4807750
This is the guy telling me to seethe
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>>4807484
>>Other (write-in)

"cool"
>continue hunt
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>>4807752
you're damn right.

Now seethe about it.
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>>4807752
Thanks for the four (you)s

And yes, you started off by responding to one of my posts so you are, in fact, the one seething. You got offended I called the audience of my quest retarded and are now seething about it.

It's okay. You weren't the first and you won't be the last.

Keep seething.
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>>4807753
I think you mean "Whatever pal. [return to winterfall and jerk off in some hot water]"
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>>4807759
Jerk off? The plan is to fuck Arya in the pool
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>>4807758 (me)
Thanks four the (me)s
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>>4807670
Insulting Robb when we're trying to build a positive relationship with him? We know now it wouldn't have amounted to anything, but not before.

Second off, Robb wanting to marry Arya off has more to do with wanting to be actual brothers with Theon than it does preventing the Iron Island rising up again.

Third, instead of explaining what Robb thought about the marriage and then moving on, you wanted us to vote on the reaction the SI would have to Robb's plan. When two of the options concerned waifus, it would trigger both sides to autistic actions. You either knew that and went ahead anyway, or you didn't think that when you brought waifus into the equation the anons wouldn't focus on them instead.

>>4807716
'It coming after' is no excuse for bringing anons' waifus into a vote in the first place. I would have rather had a large comprehensive update rather than focusing on a small vote which whipped up the waifufags into a autistic frenzy. It may be the anons' fault for voting for retardation, but you only encouraged them by dragging their waifus into this mess.
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>>4807766
Cool. Now back to the pool
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>>4807765
Woah hey woah woah hey hey hey hey woah hey woah hold up there pal. We have to argue with the water who is the one doing the fucking first.
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>>4807768
>Second off, Robb wanting to marry Arya off has more to do with wanting to be actual brothers with Theon than it does preventing the Iron Island rising up again.
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>>4807773
Keep seething
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>>4807768
>you wanted us to vote on the reaction the SI would have to Robb's plan. When two of the options concerned waifus, it would trigger both sides to autistic actions. You either knew that and went ahead anyway, or you didn't think that when you brought waifus into the equation the anons wouldn't focus on
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>>4807772
Alright have it your way, first we fuck Catelyn to exhaustion then she brings her daughter to help out because she can't handle all our dick herself
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>>4807776
>banging la felina
Ick. I'll stay in my gremlin cave until that shit's over thank you very little.
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>>4807779
>disgusting showfag
Told you to search google for reference
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>>4807773
>There was something wrong with you going "Marry Asha Greyjoy, also Theon won't ever be accepted as Lord of the Iron Islands so don't marry your sister to him for some reason???????"

I was responding to that. Robb wasn't responding to a threat, he wanted to put his brother on the Greyjoy throne. And him doubling down on the marriage when it would fail to secure wasn't clear from the vote, only after when you decided to finish your update properly.

>>4807775
So you didn't think triggering the waifufags would lead to autism?
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>>4807783
>would fail to secure peace wasn't clear from the vote
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>>4807783

NO I FUCKING DIDN'T YOU FUCKING KEK I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT I'M THE QM HERE
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>>4807782
>showfag
No I just don't like basic bitch redheaded cunts. Nor do I care for skanky ass hoes who return from the dead.
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>>4807797
>he doesn't want to fuck the Night Queen in her subzero pussy and make half-Other babies
Ohnonono!
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>>4807802
My erection is reserved for only the most premium of waifus. And I will never falter in my pursuit. Not even with a hundred thousand women could you take this dick.

And you can keep yer twenty good sluts while you're at it.
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>>4807805
Name these premium waifus then, so we can all judge the merit of your claims
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>>4807813
You really think I'm so stupid as to name my waifus to let you half-men at them? I'm playing Chess you flatfoot whilst you are playing Connect-Four. And it's too late for Sorry!.
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>>4807819
Methinks these "waifus" are not waifus at all, but men! That is why you withhold their names to hide your faggotry
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>>4807826
I am no Loras. I am no Renly. I'll tell you right now I'd suck a mean cock, no fear. But waifus are waifus.

Husbandos though, hell yeah brother I'd chase them too.
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>>4807831
Oh good god you wanna hook up with Dario
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>>4807836
>hooking up with someone who dyes their hair
I don't make poor decisions, anon.
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what the fuck happened
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>>4807898
The wonders of rampant autism.
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>>4807898
QM is in the ICU for coping and seething too hard. Don't worry, he'll cool down and be back in a few. Stockholm Syndrome victims usually come back
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>>4807904
We aren't even in Sweden what the fuck.
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>>4807909
I misspoke, I meant Dreadfort Syndrome
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>>4807913
Oooooh that's bad.
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>>4807484
This QM is cringe
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>>4807930
Real shit. Everyone's cringe. If people wanna talk shit they should either flex their huge vocabulary or pull up thesaurus.com. Make it informative and more unique. As I always say "An alliterative audible altercation always astounds any audience.".

Or you think that phrase in cringe, in which case I'm very much personally hurt and I will forever refer to you as "milksop andy".
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>>4807940
Imao i love you
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>>4807981
missed your thread there buddy
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>>4807981
Novelty items. But the sex certainly doesn't hurt.

It's nice to you visit this thread as well mate! Probably fucked up the trips, but still, it was a lovely surprise!
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START THE DAMN QUEST BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
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>>4807484
>>Robb . . . you’re based
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I go do something for one night
And we lose Dire Boar Piglettes
AND
Full autism goes on enough to piss of QM.

What the actual fuck.
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>>4808151
Fatefutas and that one Gendryseether got pissed so they samfagged autistic votes. If Trick drops this quest he should link his new asoiaf quest on Akun for people who actually care about having a good quest without overweight trolls ruining everything. Even Akun's audience has not been this autistically spiteful for petty reasons.
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>>4808184
Or just take out waifus. Blam blam.
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>>4808184
#1 fangirl
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>>4808271
#1 Heaviest autist poster, go back to banging your rape survivor sister Fatefuta.

>>4808265
No, we should marry the Night King dummy. Easiest way to secure the realm and make every major house love us. Give him a ratburger and Redwyne girl was an offering!
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>>4808302
as an offering* I hate auto-correct.
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>>4808302
Save all fatepoints we get to turn Night King into a femboy hungry for lion cock
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Like there's a lot to be said but fuck it.

>>4807282
I knew right here how bad this sequence and prompt was. After this point, only autism was going to happen. You could say it was inevitable.

>>4807716
Let me be clear,
>sticksmyowndickinbicyclewheel.jpg
>I can't believe you've done this to me!
Why can't you learn this lesson old man? Waifufags get damage control trollling by other waifufags, it never ends. Next time, just have Joff laughed at and call the next too-retarded option as a veto by reason of character growth or some other consistency's sake pitfall. Or have Robb pull out one of those jars of Boar Piss and smash it over Joff's head, thus the sequence continues. It's even funny and gets the forest of piss anon's into a miffy stiffy
It's easy, see? Look at how smart I am. I can predict that people will be retarded and make them deserve it. It's like I know the future, I am the retarded prophet.

>>4808302
It's a legitimate possibility.
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>>4807670
Are you on your period again Elseweyr? I haven't seen a more schizo, QM.
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>>4808334
A comma doesn't go there, faggot.
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Aryachads, how we coping after Sansaspastics ruined our shot at The People's Princess?
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I JUST WANT OUR BATTLEBOAR
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>>4808339
But a period does.
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>>4808448
It's okay anon. It's okay. It's time to sleep now. Just look at that cloud. It looks like a boar doesn't it little buddy? Just keep looking at the boarcloud. I'm so sorry, goodbye little guy.

Everyone wanted the boars. Even those who say they hated the idea. Because it stood for something. A symbol of freedom and fun. And it was dashed against the stones like a baby with slightly too-long-toes in ye olde Sparta. A dream about as long lived as a dog in an alley behind a Chinese restaurant. Hope that lasted the length of a naked mole rat's pubes. RIP boarboys.
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>>4807716
>Seething this much because the quest didn't go your way
Imagine being this autistic over the Ironborn
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>>4808471
Just one month ago, the original qm quit before he started because he couldn't stand the idea of player input that he didn't like...
It's like poetry, it rhymes
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>>4808501
It's just a bizarre mindset to have on a board that focuses on collaborative storytelling.
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>>4808501
I quit because I believed it would be an injustice to the players who would be railroaded into the story which was already complete in my head. It was wrong to start a thread in the first place, but at least that spawned this story. I'll be back with a story I'm less attached to.
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oh shit
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>>4808588
shit oh
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>>4808588
What did he mean by this?
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>>4808448
>>4808457

I did too. It was robbed from us. I mean, whats the point to participate in bullshit if the shit is overturned.

I mean I get it quests get detailed, but I guess this shit is just to hectic.

I mean guess people get their pure smut and political autism quest. But it doesnt have the fun anymore.

Fuck it.

I will focus on running my quest.

Enjoy whatever this becomes.
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>>4808711
Good. One less whiner
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>>4808711
What quest do you run boaranon?
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>>4801950
>L+J = J
>H+A=M+J
What are these supposed to mean?
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>>4808797
>L+J = J
Lynesse+Jeor=Jaime
>H+A=M+J
Haegor+Aemma=Maegor+Jaehaera
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>>4808815
Thanks
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“Based,” you mutter under your breath, impressed by Robb’s violent and borderline genocidal strategy for dealing with the Ironborn. “Well,” you start to segue, “I think your plan has its merits, but what do you think of this idea: extending an open invitation to the major noble Houses of the North to send some of their -”

You are interrupted by Grey Wind’s sudden barking some distance ahead, alerting you both and distracting Robb from whatever it is you were about to speak of. Maybe if you hadn’t spent so much energy and time discussing the pros and cons of the previous subject of conversation rather than simply wrapping it up with a pithy yes or now, you would have been able to give full life to the concept you’ve been dwelling on for quite some time now. Rats! You’ll just have to bring it up again it later.

Robb spurs his horse forwards and onwards, speeding up from an easy walk to a far faster cantor which you match upon your own steed a second later, trailing behind him as the two of you catch up to your forward, four-legged scout.

After roughly fifteen seconds of more difficult than average riding, your spotted charger easily wending its way round the stout obstacles of the coniferous, evergreen trees which prevent you from approaching whatever drew the direwolf’s attention in a simple, straight path, you emerge upon a most alarming scene.

Pulling on the reins to urge your mount to halt, you observe a bristly, blonde boulder lying still upon the forest floor of the Wolfswood while the tiny by comparison direwolf pup - only two months old - continuously growls and barks at it. You stare at the hairy mound in confusion for a long moment before realizing that the rotund pile of fur and flesh is in fact the slain corpse of an animal - one of the quarry your party has been hunting, in fact. You spy the face - complete with snout and tusks - after circling around the prone, hulking corpse with a slight shuffling of horse hooves. It is the body of a mounstrously sized female boar - as large if not larger than the charger upon which you now ride. Alive, this sow would have been an intimidating beast to face. Lucky for you, it seems to have suffered a death by a thousand cuts - the telltale marks of canine claws and teeth littering its thick, furry hide in a series of bloody red gashes and cuts, which must have slowly bled it out until it collapsed right here to die.

“I’ve never seen a boar that big!” Robb exclaims in awe of the impossible image before him.

“Wait,” you call out, noticing flashes of movement out of the corner of your eyes. You point forward as you catch sight of them fully. “Look, the piglets yet live.”

Robb blinks, following the direction of your outstretched finger and sucks in a breath

Sure enough, Grey Wind isn’t barking in an attempt to intimidate a dead pig. He’s also alerting you to its still living farrow.
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One fat blonde porker lies happily in the snow, rolling back and forth in the white powder as if it was trying to make snow angels.

Another, more slender, piglet sits patiently next to its mother’s corpse, passively watching the direwolf yapping at it with intelligent eyes of green.

And a final, third piglet - its coat of burnished gold shimmering brightly in a shaft of sunlight cast through the a hole in the forest canopy above - is currently in the midst of bravely rutting with its mother’s corpse.

Huh.

>Tell Grey Wind to kill them
>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
>Other (write-in)
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>>4808863
>>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
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>>4808863
>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
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>>4808863
>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
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>>4808863
>>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
My baby pig.
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>>4808863
>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
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>>4808863
>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
is currently in the midst of bravely rutting with its mother’s corpse.
KEK.
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>>4808151
The whole thing started because (I'm not sure why) the QM decided to give another option to switch from Sansa to Arya, despite offering that option four updates ago, eight hours earlier. Naturally waifu wars happened.
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QM mad about waifu wars when he incites them.
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>>4808863

One for each of the "Baratheon" children. Brilliant move QM.

Tommen: One fat blonde porker lies happily in the snow, rolling back and forth in the white powder as if it was trying to make snow angels.

Mycella: Another, more slender, piglet sits patiently next to its mother’s corpse, passively watching the direwolf yapping at it with intelligent eyes of green.

No idea: And a final, third piglet - its coat of burnished gold shimmering brightly in a shaft of sunlight cast through the a hole in the forest canopy above - is currently in the midst of bravely rutting with its mother’s corpse.

>>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
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>>4808863
>>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
>>Other (write-in)
He discovers a fourth hidden one. Which he should give to Tyrion.
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>>4808863
>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
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Be careful, Bloodraven might warg our piglet.
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>>4808921
I will accept all noteworthy symbolism.
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>>4808921
>Joffrey at the wall: Aemon, your great-great half-uncle is beyond the wall, he's the Three Eyed Raven, and he's messing with all sorts of shit
>Aemon: Dies of a heart attack due to the information Joffrey just told him
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>>4808921
Be careful, Nloodraven might warg our piglet.
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>>4808863
This might be a bit too autistic to detail but do we notice any non-blonde dire-piglets away from the corpse like with Jon finding Ghost separated since he is a (not)bastard.
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>>4808952
Jaime has no other children
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>>4808959
He's also a lion but still.
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>>4808863
Idk we should take one for ourself, obviously. give one to Robert and the last one for Jaime/Tywin/Tyrion.
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>>4808971
Give Tommen the fucking one, we take the quiet one, and Myrcella gets the playful one.
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>>4808973
nah, give myrcella the fucking one
you just know
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>>4808973
You one
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>>4808863
Against:
>>Tell Grey Wind to kill them
Pro:
>>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
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I'd also like to point out that, unlike Sansa, our piglet is brave (like Arya)
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>>4808976
Nah Myrcella needs to lighten up.
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>>4808863
>>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
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>>4808863
>My siblings and I were mean to have these pigs
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>>4808863
What is with white people and wanting pigs as pets?
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>>4809084
Pigs are cute. These are boars however. And boars are not cute.
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>>4809084
We could just ask Robb to see what he thinks we should do.
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>they actually did the dire boars
The two biggest quests on this board are reddit, let that sink in.
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>>4809100
the fuck are you talking about
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>>4809098
Sorry I don't think QM wants six more hours of writing unnecessary opinions.
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>>4809098
>hey rob you think i should keep breathing i'm not quite sure
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>>4809098
We should ask him to a game of Cyvasse.
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>>4809098
I have an even better idea. Let's call every major character in the North to the wall. That way they'll be at the wall. Then when we are at the wall, we can ask them all what we should do. This is the best way to figure out what we should do. We can't do it all at once, as we'll go very slow, and we'll ask them all a lower limit of 4 questions. That should help us save time. To save more time we'll only allot one to two discussions to each of them. That's fair enough. Once we do this we'll be known as the friendliest crown prince in Westeros and the support for Boratheon rule will almost certainly soar. We'll also introduce Go to them as a means of bridging the Cultural Divide that we need to abridge right now. We'll set a limit of one game per person as a tournament, that way everyone can know how smart we are. There'll be clapping and Cersei will smile and so will Robert. We'll be so popular and loved.

Die.
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>>4809147
We should ask him about Northern heirs. We were supposed to ask him that instead of Robb, right?
:^)
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>>4809155
you seem upset
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>>4809165
I'm too tired and sexually depleted to feel upset. I only feel spite and the desire for others' misery. My upset and anger are at a total of 1/10.

It'll get better after a coffee.
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maybe we should have five more 'actually, I want to marry Arya!' votes
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>>4809172
As the QM has told us, randomly telling people that we want to change our betrothal to our bride's younger sister is clearly the correct course.
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>>4809172
>>4808991
Did I hear someone say "Sansa is a boring ass bitch and Margaery is the superior waifu"?
Whoever said that is one fly cat.
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>>4809172
No, we should have 10
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>>4809176
Trick clearly wants Arya and is all but railroading then keeps getting mad when the bulk of the players don't give a shit.

>>4809178
I'll take Margaery over Sansa but I'd take either over Arya.
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>>4809186
But you'd take Cersei over all of them, right? You're not a pleb are you?
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>>4809196
we get Cersei no matter what
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>>4809197
I mean we should marry her
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>>4809108
Boarposting. It's reddit.

Fateshit? Pseud reddit coomershit.
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>>4809208
Waifuposting. It's reddit.

Asoiafshit? Pseud reddit coomershit.
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“Grey Wind,” Robb begins to command his wolf to go for the kill. You hold out a hand, silently commanding the future Lord of Winterfell to halt. He casts his cool blue gaze your way with a questioning look.

“My siblings and I were meant to have these piglets,” you inform him with a certainty you can’t quite explain.

Dismounting your horse, Robb pulls back on the reins of his own while calling his dire wolf to heel. Grey Wind retreats with one final yip at the relatively unresponsive piglets. The shoats do not flee from your approaching presence and the first two hardly react as you bend down and pick them up, easily wriggling into the warmth of your grip. The smell of corruption is thicker closer to the dead sow and you notice flecks of ice forming in the dead boar’s blonde coat. When you grab the back end of the rutting piglet, it squeals - not in fear, but in anger at your disruption. It clearly wishes to finish humping its mother in peace, but you insist on interfering.

“C’mon,” you command the horny shoat. “There will be time enough for that later. For now, let’s move forward.” The piglet utters a half-hearted grunt of defiance and disbelief at your words, but reluctantly relents to your touch, allowing you to pick it up along with its kin.

The golden piglet turns round in the cradle of your arms to give the slimmer of its siblings a lick of the ear, before settling into a slightly contented rest against your chest.

“I’ll inform the rest of the hunting party of what we found here,” Robb speaks, only slightly disturbed by your strange actions, familiar as he is with adopting the newborn sires of dead creatures, and rides off on his grey stallion.

When the King arrives with Ser Jaime, Eddard Stark and the others, he cackles loud enough to send the black birds up above in the treetops scattering. “LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT BOAR!”

Ned gazes at the image with harsh, forlorn eyes. “A creature that large shouldn’t be here, south of the Wall.”

Benjen chuckles, rubbing his jaw as he gazes at the dead thing. “Seen plenty of them north of it. Some of the widlling clans use them as pack animals, battle companions and a rare few even ride them. Lost a couple brothers over the years to boar tusks.”

“Well it was only a couple months ago Robb found direwolves for the first time in two hundred years,” Theon glibly comments with a cocky smile. “Mayhaps your son has a knack for discovering the impossible, Lord Stark.”
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>>4809208
>seething over a baby pig
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Bobby B. touches the dead flesh, looking over the big boar whore with the keen eye of an experienced hog hunter. “Well, no use letting the meat go to waste,” the King opines. “Killed by wolves so it should be fine to eat.” He turns to see you carrying three succulent piglets in your arms. The black-bearded man strides towards you, a belly laugh rumbling out from his sizable gut. “And my son, Joffrey - the glorious golden hunter, caught three of its suckling babes before they could be gobbled down the gullets of wild animals. They’ll make some fine braised sausages to pair with the roast pork of their mother at tonight’s feast.”

You take a step back, shaking your head as the piggies in your arms mewl softly in terror. “Father, no, please - I wish to keep them.”

Robert’s posture deflates before your eyes at the prospect of missing out on some pig veal. “We’re boar hunters in this family, Joff. Not boar herders.”

You pout your pouty lips. “I promised Tommen I’d find him a pet as soon as possible - and now I have.”

The irate stag bristles like an angry boar, growling through grit teeth as he fixes his childhood Northman friend with a furious, bright blue stare. “This is your son’s influence, Ned! You give the son of a Lord a pet wolf and now the son of a King demands a pig.”

Eddard shrugs, chuckling. “The direwolf is our House’s sigil, Your Grace. And I tried to talk Robb out of it as well.”

The auburn-haired boy grins widely. “And we can all see how well that turned out.”

The King returns his gaze to you, clutching so tightly to those boarlets, and you can see the hesitant pride behind his eyes. Despite his words, you can tell he finds your newfound compassion for the litter of a hunted pest far more preferable to your previous sociopathic gutting of a pregnant cat in your earlier childhood, especially when paired with brotherly love for your siblings.

He sighs, ready to surrender. “Alright, Joff. You can keep the piglets. But if your sister Myrcella doesn’t want hers, I’m eating that one!” He guffaws after that claim, eliciting laughter from the individuals surrounding this strange scene, his own eyes twinkling with mirth. “So, any idea for what to name yours, son?”

>Name your piggie! (Write-in)
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Valonqar just to see Cersei lose her shit
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>>4809254
Chad, though this is simply a placeholder for a better name.
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>>4809254
Chadicus - Us

Tart - Myrcella

Virginius- Tommen
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>>4809264
eh, let our siblings name their pigs
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>>4809212
>Waifuposting. It's reddit.
Yup.
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>>4809267
>Postingposting. its reddit
yup
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>>4809254
Vermax, hopefully hearing the name will make Ned think about the rumored dragon eggs in the crypt that Jacaerys may or may not have planted and thus leading back to the earlier fate point of finding a dragon in the crypt
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>>4809265
Well, how about Chadicus? Or maybe Hadrian?
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posting about waifus? that's a reddit

posting about asoiaf? that's a reddit

posting in a quest? that's a reddit

posting on 4chan? oh you better believe that's a reddit
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>>4809186
>>4809196
Where are my Olenna bros at?
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maybe something metal like Gouger or Ravager or something
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>>4809273
Having a good life? thats a reddit

losing your virginity? that's a reddit

Eating food? that's a reddit

lurking on 4chan? that's a reddit
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>>4809254
>>Name your piggie! (Write-in)
I really like the name Orys
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>>4809197
>>4809196
I've told you before, I'm just here for the aggressive threesome between Joff, Marg and Cersei.
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>>4809254
>Orys
Our piggy will be named after our ancestor.
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>>4809254
Lets Name it Stalker
Also thanks For running this Quest, its quite based
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>>4809254
Roboart Boaratheon
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>>4809254
>Bort
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>>4809284
Will Sansa, Arya and the Redwyne npc be forced to watch or will they join in to make a sixsome? Throw in Arianne Martell for The Seven a full sevensome orgy.
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>>4809254
Bacon, ham and sausages
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>>4809286
>>4809282
showfags get out!
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>>4809290
forgot image
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>>4809296
You first ratburger
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>>4809296
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Orys_Baratheon
sorry you meant this guy, my apologies
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>>4809292
I don't care for Sansa or Miss Redwyne. Arya, Myrcella and Asha Greyjoy can join in if they say please.
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>>4809301
Who else would it be dummy. ...Apology accepted research-anon
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We getting new bread soon Trick?
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>>4809310
this ones only on page 3
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>>4809312
Yeah but three is like twice as big as 7 and half as wide as 18 so like that's super fucking risky hombre. Or something. I didn't do enough coke to get into the mindset properly.
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>>4809254
How about:
>Mordred
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>>4809315
Kek
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>>4809324
I'm glad somebody finally got it
It's a serious suggestion though
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>>4809286
>>4809282
I'll support Orys for lack of a better idea
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>>4809315
>>4809326
Eh, seems fitting. I'll support it.

We could call him Brynden for the meme, or Aegon, because Bobby B will find that shit hilarious.
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>>4809254
>Orys
And let our siblings name their pigs
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We should name them Cersei, Jaime and Tyrion :^)
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>>4809344
Kek
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I propose BORIS for the pig, to be pronounced as BOOOOARIS
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>>4809351
>>4808863

How about B-Orys.
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>>4809355
backing Borys
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>>4809355
Boarmund
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Boremund_Baratheon
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>>4809355
+1
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>>4809355
+1
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Borys is pretty legit
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>>4809355
Borys works too
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Alright, I've listened to the suggestions.

Time to vote from the finalists

>Chadicus
>Mordred
>Borys
>Boremund
>Orys
>Bort
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>>4809372
>Borys
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>>4809372
>Bort
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>>4809372
>Borys
For obvious reasons
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>>4809372
>Borys
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>>4809372
Borys, its cute!
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>>4809372
borys
glad you liked it
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>>4809372
Borys
Bhorash
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>>4809372
>Orys

Don't mind having the nickname be Borys.
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>>4809372
>>Chadicus
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>>4809372
>Borys
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>>4809372
https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Borys_Baratheon
>Borys was often considered to be the most volatile and belligerent of the five Baratheon brothers.
kek
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>>4809404
..
I just wanted a boar pun. But the fact there was a Borys Baratheon makes it better.
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>>4809260
No, Chad is perfect.
I vote for Chad.
Also this >>4809265
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>>4809372
Bort
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Just like naming a pig Crist P. Bacon
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>>4809503
I don't know what messiah you follow but if bacon is coming outta their schlong it sounds like a party.
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>>4809372
>Borys
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>>4809372
>Borys
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>>4809254
>>Name your piggie! (Write-in)
Motherfucker.
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>>4809372
>Borys
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>>4809372
>>Borys
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>>4808632
Figured it out. Hope he realized it as well.
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>>4809615
Man whoever wrote that sounds autistic as fuck.
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>>4809618
Yep
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
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>>4809615
This is some next level autism in pic. Too bad /qst/ isn't a blog site so there aren't any updoots for him on this Yi Ti basket weaving board.
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>>4809840
It is in fact a Boaratheon trait to have glowing eyes, expanding muscles with high testosterone shouting like a super sayain.
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>>4809615
Glad to know I'm not the most autistic person on this site
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>>4809372
>>Boremund
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>>4809372
Boremund
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>>4809372
>Chadicus
or Boremund
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>>4809372
Motherfucker didn't make it? Oh well.
Chadicus or Boremund then. But if it is a tie between the two, discount the former.
With Bort as a nickname maybe.
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>>4809615
Did you write this and post the image too? That would be very autism, anon.
Reminds me of the ye olde qtg qming discussions that used to happen between the gms of /tg/ after every truly major fuck up. Good it doesn't happen anymore. New QMs should learn by fire.
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>>4810288
The shitstorm weather reports were always fun.
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>>4809372
Borys
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>>4810288
I was just reading though Qst General and found that this was posted and then screencaped a couple weeks before this current autism. I happen to find shit like that funny.

It's not the only funny shit there either too.
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>>4802420
Winter is coming
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>>4803370
*goes back to write incest pedo smut*
b-but... boar... please...おねがい。。。
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>>4810763
Have you ever read ASOIAF at all?
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>>4810832
oh come on, because the books are so good they include sex in it, but it is three pages among a hundred. I guess the show used twenty minutes out of an hour long episode to showcase sex and sex related themes.
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>>4809372
Chadicus
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>>3687042
w-wow
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Borys wins.

No updates for awhile likely.
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>>4811005
Why?
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>>4811069
Its the weekend anon
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>>4811069
>>4811070
And as we all know everybody's working for the weekend.
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>>4810763
Nobody tell him.
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>>4811005
>No updates for awhile likely.
That means the quest is dead right? I'm OP now, writing.
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>>4811183
Update when?
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>>4811069
Cersei smut
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>>4811194
Right now. I don't really like the direction things took so we're rolling the clock back a little.
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“FUCK! Why did I even make this quest?” Elsweyr lamented as he realized this self-insert quest about being Joffrey Baratheon was something he was way too fucking invested in to allow filthy, disgusting PLAYERS to have any sort of input in how the rich narrative would unfold. He had everything mapped out in his mind palace. Everything was planned to a T as only a genius, ASOIAF expert like himself could.

All the players could POSSIBLY do was fuck up his story or submissively allow his amazing railroad to guide them towards the perfect end, which sort of defeats the purpose of a quest.

No, this grand idea of his was something he cherished too much – it was his baby they were going to drop on its head the first moment they could if he allowed them any sort of choice. And he wasn't going to let that happen.

So, though it disturbed him greatly to do so, he informed the potential player base of the post-birth abortion he was now performing on this fetus of a quest idea just beginning to emerge from the narrative womb.

Sure, some people reacted by calling him an autist in his thread and bullied him about his decision, but in the end he knew it was the right thing to do. He just wish he had this epiphany BEFORE he posted the opening.

Elsweyr QM turned off his computer and sighed, disappointed in himself as he slipped in between the my little pony themed sheets on his twin bed and went to sleep without even reading one of his favorite books, hoping desperately that tomorrow would be better once he got started on writing that awesome Joffrey Baratheon Self Insert Fanfiction of his still percolating in his gray matter first thing in the morning.

As Elsweyr's eyes closed, his mind drifted off into the realm of dreams where little blonde shits began to dance through his brain like sugar plums fairies.

WELCOME TO: YOU AWAKE IN WESTEROS AS JOFFREY BARATHEON QUEST

AKA

JOFFREY BARATHEON SELF INSERT QUEST


>Awake as newborn Joffrey in 286 AC: can shape his entire life, but due to butterfly effect meta-knowledge will be less useful as time goes by. Nice, calm beginning.
>Awake as preteen Joffrey in 298 AC, during the tourney celebrating his twelfth nameday: significantly less opportunity to shape his life, but meta knowledge will be significantly more useful. Thrust right into the action.
>Awake as preteen Joffrey in 299 AC, immediately after executing Ned Stark: significantly less opportunity to shape his life, but meta knowledge will be extremely useful. Thrust right into the war.
>Awake as teen Joffrey in 299 AC, on the eve of the Battle of the Blackwater: virtually no opportunity to shape his in canon life, but meta knowledge will be needed to save your ass.

<<Voting closes in 7 hours>>
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>>4811218
I vote for Cersei and Robert to actually love each other and so she doesn't fuck her brother thus we never exist.
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>>4811226
Sorry chud you don't get fate points.
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>>4811218
>Awake as newborn Joffrey in 286 AC: can shape his entire life, but due to butterfly effect meta-knowledge will be less useful as time goes by. Nice, calm beginning.

Time to pull this off properly!

>>4811226
That's a Robert SI Quest. Go make your own if you want it so bad.

>>4811199
Nobody tell him.
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>>4811218
>Awake as elderly Joffrey in 369 AC: old fuck who somehow survived being poisoned but was still conveniently written out of the main plot by a shite fanfic writer. Fucks with the QM the most.
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>>4811218
>Awake as newborn Joffrey in 286 AC: can shape his entire life, but due to butterfly effect meta-knowledge will be less useful as time goes by. Nice, calm beginning.
What's going on?
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>>4811251
he's being epic, be sure to upvote
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>>4811227
It was a request, amigo.

>>4811237
>That's a Robert SI Quest. Go make your own if you want it so bad.
No you don't get it. I just don't want this quest to be here.
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>>4811218
>Awake as newborn Joffrey in 286 AC: can shape his entire life, but due to butterfly effect meta-knowledge will be less useful as time goes by. Nice, calm beginning.
>muh butterfly.
I am 100% counting on Nu-OP not being able to deliver new scenarios and going by the boook anyway
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>>4811218
>Recycling Joffrey
>When you can do Lancel and freely act like an autist
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>>4811218
>>Awake as teen Joffrey in 299 AC, on the eve of the Battle of the Blackwater: virtually no opportunity to shape his in canon life, but meta knowledge will be needed to save your ass.
BALLS TO WALL KNIGGA
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>>4811291
Write your own Lancel SI then.
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>>4811304
You do you. I was just suggesting an alternate option
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>>4811218
>>Awake as newborn Joffrey in 286 AC: can shape his entire life, but due to butterfly effect meta-knowledge will be less useful as time goes by. Nice, calm beginning.
We should’ve done this in the first place
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well i think that >>4809615 is fucking awesome, and that you fags can't do much else but say autist like autists. the guy there explains. you fags don't. you fags can't

>>4811005
wut, wut happened?
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>>4811358
The fact you think it's impressive that a presumably grown adult figured out what a normal human child understands by age 12 is really neat. Let me go and do a handstand so you can boost my ego saying how fucking radical it is.

What a goober.
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Trick got ligma
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>>4811368
you say that, yet you still haven't figured out how to not be an asshole. id think that's radical
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>>4811376
You're either naive or stupid. I'll let you pick.
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>>4811391
maybe for you, anon. maybe you are really really smart. congratz. yet you guys calling up autism on such a grounded explaination, one that you may not need but someone else may, balances out all those smarts with assholery- which is just another way of being an actual idiot

being stupid and being an asshole is the same
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>>4811431
Don't let him rile you up, he's salty because he still doesn't get it. The stupid mock what they fail to understand.
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>both Trick and Boggs go dark at the same time
Asoiaf curse?
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>>4811435
nah, he gets it. anon is very smart. it just makes me bitter when people think thats all that matters
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>>4811431
You lack self awareness so much that it is physically painful. Are you autistic? You must be. And you must be SUPER autistic because even I couldn't see it at first.
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>>4811444
trips nigga, i cant care about what you say if all you do is insult. you are doing what childs age 12. no arguments, no pain. and you niggas hardly ever giving one really makes me wonder if you have them in the first place
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>>4811444
>not seeing super autism

Damn son, stop giving yourself third degree burns. You're no Targaryen.
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>>4811450
Look man I don't know what to tell you, that statement was autistic. It is a topic that is intrinsic to humans. Literally everyone should know that before adulthood. Just because you can't wrap your head around the idea that social animals will naturally come to understand their own species doesn't mean that isn't how it works. By not understanding that people are singular thinking organisms all of their own accord before learning geometry you have autism.

Actual, genuine, literal children understand that other people think their own thoughts. Why the fuck do you need that explained to you?

>>4811461
Shiiieeeet fag I know I have autism I was diagnosed when I was seven. You're gonna have to try harder than that.
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>>4811218
>>Awake as preteen Joffrey in 299 AC, immediately after executing Ned Stark: significantly less opportunity to shape his life, but meta knowledge will be extremely useful. Thrust right into the war.
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>>4811465
You'd be surprised what people forget when they're autistically focused on something. Or maybe that's happening now.

Eh, it's not like I care about your problems with other people anon. You do you. Not literally.
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>>4811465
then you really missed the point, anon, which is that we all think things differently. which is, funny enough, the reason you called that post autist; because you just assumed that's something just any kid would understand

its not. grown adults spend their lives frustrated because other people don't react like they expected, because they think others think like they do. what anon here is saying is that you should consider how other people would. you failed at that
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>>4811477
I'll fuck myself if I want to, thank you very much.

>>4811478
God damn you really are a retard. And apparently you think everyone else is, too. How the fuck do you 180 in the very same fucking post that quickly? Your logic is standing on its head right now giving you a dirty look.

Besides, having expectations isn't the same as not understanding that people have their own thoughts. For example, I expect you to not be a fucking retard. I do not think you don't have your own neural soup spitting around in your skull that is different from mine.

Stop insulting mankind by lumping them into the same category as you.
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>>4811481
and you were the guy calling others 12 years old lol. have a good day
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>>4811485
>tfw not only a retard but can't read either
So I guess we're settling on stupid for your choice. Got it.
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>>4811494
there's nothing to read there
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>>4811496
Apparently not, since your reading comprehension is nil.
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>>4811218
A little late for an April Fool's joke, isn't it?
Fine, whatever.
>preeteen Joff, after killing Ned.
Fuck it, let's see if you can pull off nuking the quest and rebooting mid-nuke.
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>>4811218
> after killing ned stark
Give me the inense insane psychopath run REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>4811218
>Awake as preteen Joffrey in 299 AC, immediately after executing Ned Stark: significantly less opportunity to shape his life, but meta knowledge will be extremely useful. Thrust right into the war.
Are we seriously beginning again? if so, fuck it, after executing Ned.
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>>4811183
dude are you stupid?
There are quests that only have their play days once a week. Have patience and stop stealing the quest.
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>>4811562
You know how this quest started right?
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>>4811218
>Awake as sperm Joffrey in 286 AC, during sexual intercourse between Jaime and Cersei Lannister. Can shape his entire life, but due to butterfly effect meta-knowledge will be less useful as time goes by. Thrust right into Cersei's cunt.
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>>4811465
It sounds like you never met a single human in person and you being autistic calling others autistic kinda means nothing.
Long story short, dont get too invested/attached to the story because its obviously a group thing. I found it really fun when anons didnt try to sabotage each others plans but when the QM started shitting the bed by making cringe choices it became lame.
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>>4811637
You sound like you need a job. No shit it doesn't mean anything. None of this matters, that's why we do it.

P.S. anons were sabotaging each other in the very first thread. So uh yeah. I guess the fun stopped pretty quickly.
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>>4811565
Fair enough, but that's not the same as taking over when the quest has already been going for a while. The first thread? That's fine, but when you're on thread 5 things are different.
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Told you we should have destroyed the Wall
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>>4811721
+1 Also that autism screencap from the qtg is one of a 3 parter explaining to a newbie QM that writing young kids kissing can attract 4chan pedophiles while the qm thought it was cute. Their next autism post was about context. They're all extremely tongue in cheek. But only autists wouldn't get that.
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>>4811218
>Awake as newborn Joffrey in 286 AC: can shape his entire life, but due to butterfly effect meta-knowledge will be less useful as time goes by. Nice, calm beginning.
Bruh, start a competing thread at least.
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Have a lewd Margaery
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>>4811218
>Awake as newborn Joffrey in 286 AC: can shape his entire life, but due to butterfly effect meta-knowledge will be less useful as time goes by. Nice, calm beginning.

Voting's closed but I may as well project the superior and patrician choice.
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>>4811927
Being baby Joff and getting daddy dearest to not be a manwhore fatso is pretty comfy
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Sorry just woke up lmao

Anyway...
>Awake as newborn Joffrey in 286 AC: can shape his entire life, but due to butterfly effect meta-knowledge will be less useful as time goes by. Nice, calm beginning.

Wins, writing.
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Alright guys I'm gonna stop you here before you go any further and get disappointed. I jumped and started a quest quickly, but I'm not seeing how I can continue this quest further. I have a lot of ideas, because I really was imagining this self-insert scenario for some months now. I have elaborate ideas in my head about starting from ACOK, which you guys will definitely butterfly away:

1- Recall Tywin to rule in King's Landing in our stead, flee the city with a force of levies and knights before he can arrive so he's forced to stay.

2- Beat Robb on the field of battle and capture him, but show mercy on him and sissify him into our pet.

3- Convince Jaime to kill Cersei by gaslighting her into going crazy and lmao Valonquar.

4- Fabricate evidence of Tywin being cucked by the Mad King, making Joffrey the rightful Targaryen heir and granting him a dispensation to practice polygamy and incest.

5- Inherit all of Robert's whores and cuck Tyrion out of all of his.

6- Burn Dorne to the ground with Mace's army. Fuck Dorne.

7- Bring the Cuck in the North with us to destroy the host of Wildlings north of the wall.

8- Bend the knee to Stannis and recognize him as Azor Ahai so he can become the Night's King.

9- Tame a dragon with the newly-discovered dragon blood and become actual Azor Ahai.
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>>4812089
hahaha lawl
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>>4812089
poetry tod der sasuga
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Stay out of my territory!
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>>4812110
You know what happens when you stop marking your territory.
So start pissing. Gush motherfucker.
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>>4812110
What's up Trick? Everything alright? Boggs went AWOL too so I'm worried if the asoiaf QMs got struck by the curse.
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>>4812122
Yo don't talk about the curse. Keep that shit outta here. The more you talk about it the more likely it is to strike.
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>>4811925
Isn't she supposed to have brown eyes?
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>>4812089
It's like poetry. It rhymes.
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>4- Fabricate evidence of Tywin being cucked by the Mad King, making Joffrey the rightful Targaryen heir and granting him a dispensation to practice polygamy and incest.
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I'd like to see an Aerys quest before he goes mad
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>>4812417
>Even before Duskendale Aery's was prone to moodswings and would flip between different grand plans just to abandon them, such as:
>invading the stepstones and Braavos to bring the pirates and bankers to heel
>build a city of marble to replace king's landing
>build a second wall just south of the land of always winter and add the lands between as a new kingdom
I'd like to see an Aery's quest where anon's are the source of his madness.
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>>4812491
Anons would spend the hole time raping rhaella and trying to cuck tywin, so pretty much canon
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>>4812491
>creating a ratburger franchise

Joffrey is Aery reborn.
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>>4812417
>>4812491
I support this
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>>4812110
Fuck's sake. I didn't check the fucking tripcodes until just now. Ugh.
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>>4812677
RIP anon's pride.
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>>4812110
getting sad? What will do you, cry?
Maybe... shit and cum?
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You flash your father a cheeky smirk before giving him your answer. “I was thinking about naming him BOAR-ys BOAR-atheon.”

Everyone - including the stony-faced Lord Stark - laughs uproariously at your clever wordplay. For once you’ve got the whole crowd cackling at your antics without being embarrassed about your behavior. Bobby B’s bellowing roar of mirth is the loudest of them all, however, and your display of wit earns a painful slap on the back from the massive, jiggling mountain of man meat who rules this composite of countries which jostles you enough to nearly make you drop your piglets.

“Well with a name like that,” Robert says after he recovers from the gut-bursting joke, “I have to accept him into the family. There’s room enough in the family for three more blondes. I’m still eating their mother, though.”

With your inventive naming and well-timed delivery mollifying any lingering reluctance in the air from your father or the peanut gallery, the rest of the hunt concludes rather quickly - considering this one massive pile of carrion will feed most of the feasters eating tonight.

You aren’t that skilled hunting with boarspears and fail to kill any game yourself, busy as you are carefully porting the pigs, but Robert snags a few more kills himself and Theon Greyjoy manages to take one down with a series of loosed arrows littering the boar’s hide.

Happy with the results of your hunt, your party returns to the castle riding high on the thrill of victory over the boar menace, the manpower of several servants required in carting the huge, yellow sow back to the keep.

While the joyous atmosphere among the hunters is palpably strong, it is killed in a single instant by one, singular sound that sends a chill down all your spines.

A direwolf within Winterfell is howling.

It is a mourning wail - somehow, even those among your company who have never heard a wolf howl before know that truth in the depths of their souls. Something ill has occurred while the bulk of the menfolk were away.

You feel your stomach drop into your testicles as the wriggling pigs you’re carrying in a fancy sack writhe in fear of that awful yowl - afraid for their own lives or perhaps they’ve sensed that noise indicates something far worse has occurred.

You breathe the name ‘Bran’ through your pouty lips too quiet for anyone to overheard, in case your worst fears come true and others become suspicious of how you would have correctly guessed beforehand.

Instead, you allow Eddard to bear the brunt of the trepidation for you, the Lord of Winterfell riding hard the rest of the distance towards his ancestral home once that first ominous howl reached your ears, ending up far ahead of the rest of the party with his actions.
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By the time the rest of you catch up to the drawbridge and cross the moat into more familiar - and what should be more safe - territory, the word has spread from the guards on duty forced to deliver the bad news to their liege to the servants among your hunting party and finally has reached your royal eardrums at long lost, along with Robb’s, Robert’s, Benjen’s and Theon’s.

Bran fell from a great height while climbing, an activity the boy loved to do and was quite proficient at, according to the northmen among the Stark household.

Gulping guiltily, irate at your own inability to somehow prevent this tragedy, you cast your furiously tearful gaze towards the unsuspecting blonde, handsome face of Jaime Lannister - the kingsguard just as confused, alarmed and appalled by the news as the rest of your company save for a very sad, sobbing and shaking Robb who is experiencing all of the emotions tenfold of what his father Ned is suppressing. You know for a fact Ser Jaime couldn’t have been responsible, but you’re still pissed. What could Cersei have possibly been doing - who could Cersei have possibly been doing that they or she felt the need to toss Bran to his death.

It’s only after you start listening to what the people are actually saying about the grievous event that you realize who the true culprit is.

Apparently, according to several witnesses, Bran fell from the eyrie atop the Broken Tower after the crows he was feeding corn to got spooked and savagely attacked him as one massive flock of dark black. They chased and pecked him, lacerating him with several cuts from both talon and beak before knocking him off the building and into the courtyard.

To most, simply a tragic case of a naive boy unwittingly upsetting wild birds.

But you, however, are keenly aware of the truth.

You watch as a singular crow lands on a nearby roof, just inside the western entrance through the Hunter’s Gate. Droplets of blood drip down its beaks as the curiously intelligent but violent creature cocks its head, staring at you with a piercing, inhuman gaze.

>Flip it off
>Scream BLOODRAVEN at the bloody raven in anger
>Hold your tongue
>WHY?!?! WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?
>Shoot it with your bow and arrow in frustration
>Start babbling about cyvasse
>Others (write-in)
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>>4813144
>Scream BLOODRAVEN at the bloody raven in anger
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>>4813144
>Hold your tongue
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>>4813144
>Flip it off
>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Sansa, check on Bran as often as appropriate, see if the hot springs are a little emptier now to fuck Cersei in one last time before you separate for months without any chance of pussy
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>>4813144
>Flip it off
>Hold your tongue

What a cuck.
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>>4813144
>>Flip it off
>>Hold your tongue
>>WHY?!?! WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?
>>Shoot it with your bow and arrow in frustration
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>>4813144
>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Sansa, check on Bran as often as appropriate.
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>>4813159
>>Hold your tongue
lets keep our cards close to the chest
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>>4813144
>Shoot it with your bow and arrow in frustration
>Comfort the Starks
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>>4813144
>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Sansa, check on Bran as often as appropriate.
>>Hold your tongue
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>>4813144

>Flip it off
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>>4813152
>>4813144
Hold our tongue and go comfort the Starks, especially Sansa but also give our condolences to Catelyn directly

let's warm her up a little
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>>4813157
For real though. Why can't he find some other autistic tower jumper to fuck with?

We should doublecuck the fucker by telling Bran what really happened.

Unless he fell on his head this time. Then he gone.
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>>4813200
>he fell on his head
>shockedcrow.jpg
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>>4813144
>>Flip it off
>>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Arya, check on Bran as often as appropriate, see if the hot springs are a little emptier now to fuck Cersei in one last time before you separate for months without any chance of pussy
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>>4813144
>Hold your tongue
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>>4813144
>>Shoot it with your bow and arrow in frustration
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>>4813144
>>Hold your tongue
Don't want to do anything too out of normal.
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>>4813144
>>Hold your tongue
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>>4813144
>Shoot it with your bow and arrow in frustration
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>>4813144
>Hold your tongue
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>>4813144
>Flip it off
>Scream BLOODRAVEN at the bloody raven in anger
>Shoot it with your bow and arrow in frustration
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>>4813144
>Flip it off
>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Sansa, check on Bran as often as appropriate, see if the hot springs are a little emptier now to fuck Cersei in one last time before you separate for months without any chance of pussy
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>>4813144
>Hold your tongue
>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Sansa, check on Bran as often as appropriate, see if the hot springs are a little emptier now to fuck Cersei in one last time before you separate for months without any chance of pussy
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>>4812122
This is me

>>4813144
>Hold your tongue
>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Sansa, check on Bran as often as appropriate, see if the hot springs are a little emptier now to fuck Cersei in one last time before you separate for months without any chance of pussy
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>>4813144
>>Hold your tongue
>>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Sansa, check on Bran as often as appropriate, see if the hot springs are a little emptier now to fuck Cersei in one last time before you separate for months without any chance of pussy
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>>4813651
>>4813499
>>4813478
>>4813455
>>4813186
>>4813171
>>4813159
>>4813154
>especially Sansa
Reeee! Sansafags get out. Arya is the one who needs comforting!
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>>4813144
>Shoot it with your bow and arrow in frustration
>Comfort the Starks, especially Cat, check on Bran as often as appropriate, see if the hot springs are a little emptier now to fuck Cersei in one last time before you separate for months without any chance of pussy
Why settle for inferior Sansa, when we can have the better version?
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>>4813667
El Goblina will have to comfort herself by chewing on some bones of her dead victims.
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>>4813673
Based.
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>>4813144
>Stare down the Raven, mouth “he’s a child.”
>Comfort the Starks, especially Sansa.
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>>4813675
>El Goblina
>the (male) goblin (female)
Oh my...
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>>4813144
>Comfort our future wife, Arya
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>>4813144
>>Others (write-in)
How about a game of...
>>Start babbling about cyvasse
...
Wait what???
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>>4813144
>>Hold your tongue
>>Others (write-in)
Stare at the raven furiously, Then go to the hot springs alone and have a "talk" with a certain tree.
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>>4813144
>>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Sansa, check on Bran as often as appropriate.
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>>4813757
>>4813758
>>4813759
Come now anon...
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>>4813761
Sorry. I forgot my meds.
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>>4813144
AH fuck he's on to us
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I’d also like to vote against comforting TRANSa
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>>4813776
She's going to be our wife and there's nothing you can do about it, goblinlover. Now go back to jacking off to The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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>>4813144

>>Flip it off
>>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Arya, check on Bran as often as appropriate, see if the hot springs are a little emptier now to fuck Cersei in one last time before you separate for months without any chance of pussy
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>>4813783
Don’t get this showonly mong meme. Sansa is ugly on the show too
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>>4813837
Cope.
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>>4813837
You unironically think Sophie Turner is ugly? What's wrong with you?

I still don't like Sansa as a character, especially in the context of this quest
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>>4813909
he is a fag
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>>4813909
From the great English norf and have the slags up here look like her, she's an uggo
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>>4813144
>Hold your tongue
>Comfort the Stark siblings, especially Sansa, check on Bran as often as appropriate, see if the hot springs are a little emptier now to fuck Cersei in one last time before you separate for months without any chance of pussy
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>>4813944
This. Swing a pint in any pub with with a sticky dancefloor and shit music, and you'll find six of her overflowing from the cheap dresses they just barely crammed themselves into.
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>>4813144
Well, fuck.
>Tell the Starks about Uncle Tyrion's saddle.
>Promise to inquire about healers in Oldtown, and to send a Magister north if any start working miracles down there.
>Encourage Tommen to tell Bran they'll exchange letters.

If we're going to have a new Greenseer, we fucking want him on our side.
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>>4814243
>Encourage Tommen to tell Bran they'll exchange letters.
That's a good idea. In the books, it's how Oberyn and Willas Tyrell become friends IIRC (although, not sure how close they're supposed to be and Obe was the one who crippled him)
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>>4814243
true that. Them making letters and stuff sounds nice
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>>4813144
>>4814243
>>Tell the Starks about Uncle Tyrion's saddle.
>>Promise to inquire about healers in Oldtown, and to send a Magister north if any start working miracles down there.
>>Encourage Tommen to tell Bran they'll exchange letters.
+1 obv
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>>4814243
You. I like you. +1
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>>4813944
>>4814098
Huh, guess I'll go to England for my obligatory sex tourist expedition
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>>4814243
Isn’t Bran still unconscious? Nobody knows if he can walk or not yet...
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Trick needs to close the vote before we end making a 20 point plan. He's on hiatus for a month at least anyway, see Boggs' thread.
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>>4814243
+1
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>>4814606
Clearly one of the crows used its razor sharp beak to sever his spine as he fell to ensure his non walkyness.
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>>4814243
Well this is better. +1
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>>4813148
>>4813412

Scream Bloodraven

>>4813152
>>4813157
>>4813158
>>4813164
>>4813171
>>4813186
>>4813240
>>4813305
>>4813332
>>4813407
>>4813499
>>4813651
>>4813758
>>4813975

Hold your tongue

>>4813154
>>4813157
>>4813158
>>4813185
>>4813222
>>4813412
>>4813478
>>4813794

Flip it off

>>4813158
>>4813166
>>4813276
>>4813387
>>4813412
>>4813673

Shoot it

>>4813158

WHYYYYY?

>>4813154 (Sansa)
>>4813159 (Sansa)
>>4813166
>>4813171 (Sansa)
>>4813186 (Sansa)
>>4813222 (Arya)
>>4813478 (Sansa)
>>4813499 (Sansa)
>>4813651 (Sansa)
>>4813673 (Cat)
>>4813708 (Sansa)
>>4813744 (arya)
>>4813759 (Sansa)
>>4813794 (Arya)
>>4813975 (Sansa)

Comfort Starks


>>4814243
>>4814464
>>4814564
>>4814613
>>4814752

This write-in which is jumping the gun.

Aryafags lose again and I didn't even prompt the waifu war this time
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>>4815046
>I didn't even
Don't worry, I'll still blame you bud.
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>>4815046
Waifu war is a lie
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>>4815046
>This write-in which is jumping the gun.
Only slightly sorry
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>>4815046
yesas
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Does anyone else get the impression Brynden might try killing Robert, Ned, or one of the Lannisters through some convoluted mess? You know, to preserve the conflict that drives Bran north.

He shouldn't have to go exactly that far to make it happen, but we know he needs and wants some driving force for it for certain now. And he's a prick. Just saying, maybe keep Myrcella and Tommen from cornering themselves by following a cute big doggie around.
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>>4815313
He might, but killing important nobles visa crows won't kickstart a war by itself lad.
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>>4815322
Precisely, it can't. So I'm left speculating with what he could possibly try from his perspective and I can't think of anything less than ridiculously convoluted nonsense.
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>>4815323
I mean we could just tell Bran where to find the guy who crippled him. Or at least close enough for him to get picked up by the weirdos. I'm sure Bran's resourceful enough on his own to get Hodor to carry his ass out there.

I say fuck that shitty old bird, though. The twat.
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>>4815313
Bloodraven is probably trying to get the Reeds to come visit Bran at the moment
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>>4815345
Has to be it. That's all there is to a nonviolent solution.
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>>4815046
>Very conveniently ignores all the Cersei votes
Really makes you go hmm....
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>>4815350
Jojen is going to convince Bran quite easily
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>>4815352
>>4815046

Trick is being biased against Cerseifags
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>>4815352
>>4815357

See >>4793247
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>>4815313
Bloodraven isn't really interested in the war. He just wants to create the Three-Eyed Raven. The war isn't necessary for that.
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>>4815413
three-eyed crow I mean

got my head in a different quest
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>>4815425
>>4815413
fuck me for a moron but I meant the winged wolf

I'm going to make some coffee

it won't fix me being retarded but it'll make me feel better
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>>4815474
Are you having a stroke?
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>>4815495
yes
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>>4815530
I'll call life alert.
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>>4815552
>Cucking anon out of the sweet embrace of death
Rude
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>Boggs and Trick both go on indefinite hiatus abruptly, Joe still out of commission for a few months, Father left permanently, Physeater quest is boring and ESL-tier, Century of Blood QM gets struck by literal lightning
Where did it go so wrong ASOIAF bros? We were winning just so recently.. Not like this... Did we grow too arrogant in our victories and is this God's way of striking us down?
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>>4815674
We all suffer together, no exceptions.

>>4815678
You forgot to rub the bottom of your sleeping surface counter-clockwise thrice whilst humming a diddy about the state of the holy land. Why'd you damn us, anon?
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>>4815678
The only one who can save us now is Velo
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>>4815678
Dont worry I'm gonna start a Daenerys quest. I'll be writing in great detail every moment you are being railed by Drogo. And no you wont have a choice
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>>4815678
>Where did it go so wrong ASOIAF bros?

There are ~2 absolute autistic sociopaths who have tanked Reynold, Malroy, and now Shryke by samefagging rape, throwing massive shitfits, and making disturbing personal comments respectively. The vast majority of anons just let it happen without comment. The playerbase is shit and doesn't deserve quality.
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>>4815911
Jesus. Are you sure these are the same guys? And I thought Boggs left to play World of Warcraft, or is that a joke flying over my head? Even if they are though, not much for anons to do about it, beyond reporting those posts or telling the QMs to ignore them.
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>>4815940
>Are you sure these are the same guys?

If they're not then that's even worse.

>And I thought Boggs left to play World of Warcraft

He has mentioned playing wow before. It's only stopped him from running after the autistic sociopath had to pop in and make everything weird.

>Even if they are though, not much for anons to do about it, beyond reporting those posts or telling the QMs to ignore them.

And most can't be bothered to do even that.
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Sansachads WINNING
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>>4816018
>Ending up with Sansa
>Winning
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>>4815911
I have been thinking this as well.
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>>4815956
>>4816113
What can we do then? There's this asoiaf-sized itch in my brain that just needs scratching, and every time a quest falls I lose hope more and more.
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>>4816122
guess we'll die
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>>4816377
Hah, found one
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>>4816394
Samefagging for rape? Hell no. People would latch on too quickly, like they did for Cersei.
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>>4816018
>Transa
Cringe.
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>>4816425
But Cersei is a based pick
second only to Jaime
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>>4816450
Sadly if we picked to fuck him it would be twisted into somehow not being sex but forced mutual inspiration into actual sword practice instead of "sword practice". And everyone would be happy and restored to former glories.

Can't have that.
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>>4816429
Horseface hooves typed this post.
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>>4816477
Horseface comes from the fact that Arya looks like a stark, while Shitsa looks like a tully mutt
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>>4816488
Cope.
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>>4816488
Souf>Norf
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Anyway, I'm actually new to this board, and I'd like to ask the question. How does bumping work here? This thread is on page 4, and doesn't bump even if the QM posts here. Do threads just not bump at all?
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>>4816648
the thread is too old and has too many replies
it doesnt bump anymore
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>>4816452
With most QMs, yes. Not with Trick though.
Or maybe it would be, he seems kinda soft compared to how he was 5 years ago
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Ah well, I should find another pasttime until the quest returns. Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous looks promising. See you guys in mid-June. or never. Trick doesn't exactly have a good track record of concluding quests.
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>>4816665
not even a single gay sex or bestiality scene,guy lost his edge
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>>4815911
>making disturbing personal comments respectively.
What do you mean?
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>>4816927
I think there was one anon accusing Boggs of molesting his own daughter.
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>>4816999
Yeah that would be uncalled for.
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>>4816999
That anon should have been reported.
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>>4816999
And then he doubled down on it.
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>>4816999
>>4817034
>>4817044
>>4817113
It was me. I made that retarded joke then instead of saying sorry I doubled down on it. I don't know why I'm like this. I've been off my schizo meds for a while. I'll stop replying in quests
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>>4817139
no you shouldnt
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>>4817139
don't stop replying to quests
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>>4817540
>>4817816
If a nigga thinks they themselves are the problem and they volunteer to fix it why would you tell them not to?

Fags can't even make noble self-sacrifices any more shiiiieeeeet
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>>4801187
Do it.
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You hold your tongue as the Three-eyed Raven’s vessel stares at you with malevolent, blue eyes. You won’t tip him off that you know exactly who and what he is if he isn’t already keenly aware of your strange, alien presence. And even if Brynden Rivers has his suspicions about your meddling in his affairs grooming the young Bran to be his successor, you don’t want to offer the bastard any more insights into your affairs than necessary. It’s hard to keep things secret from the man running the Weirwood network, but the less you fuck with him, hopefully the less he’ll fuck with you.

Instead, you direct the focus of your efforts to comforting, consoling and supporting the Starks during this dire time of crisis for the wolves, in between the breaks you take to covertly fuck your mother while Borys sits nearby, happily watching your rutting and noisily oinking his approval.

You also manage to hand off the other two blonde piglets to your similarly yellow-haired siblings, more to free up your hands than anything else - you can’t exactly go about offering your condolences to the Stark family or groping Cersei’s titties while simultaneously keeping three different baby boars safe and sound from the various dire wolves, dogs and humans who might kill or eat them without a prince around to stop it.

Tommen is jumping for joy and ecstatic upon receiving his present, despite his otherwise obvious concern for Bran’s welfare, having bonded somewhat with the Stark boy most equivalent to his age over the course of your stay at Winterfell. Your younger brother’s cute and innocent behavior brings a smile to your face as you watch him dance in place while holding his new pet and lavishing praise upon you. “Thank you Joffy, thank you! You’re the best big brother ever.”

He puts down the happy, fat boar and throws his arms around your middle, hugging you tightly. You return the brotherly squeeze. “I told you I’d find you a new pet,” you remind him.

The eight year old prine releases the hug and grins from ear to ear, looking up at you with grateful green eyes. “You kept your promise.”

Myrcella approaches, gingerly guiding her own animal - the sole sow of the trio. “You did,” your sister acknowledges the truth of that fact, a slight smile gracing her lips as well. She seems to have accepted her own oinking gift to placate sweet Tommen more than anything else, personally finding the concept of a princess owning a pet pig far more boorish than is appropriate. But you both know Tommen would cry if she let your father kill it. The novelty that each of you possesses one shoat of the litter - like the Starks with their direwolves - is that all three of you buy in and commit to raising your animals.

Myrcella stares at the side of your head as you watch Tommen, studying you for several long moments before you turn your gaze to meet her stare. Your youngest sibling is distracted cuddling and tickling his delighted pet while she speaks.
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“You’ve changed,” she notes near matter-of-factly.

You flash her a smirk as you pat her on the head. “Finally believe me?” you coyly ask the girl.

“Every day, I’ve wondered if that would be the day you stopped pretending and turned back to the way you were,” Myrcella informs you. “But you won’t, will you?”

You shake your head. “Not a chance, sweet sister. Do you prefer the new me?”

She takes a deep breath. “I’m not sure. You were simpler to understand. Now you’re . . . unpredictable.”


>And I will remain so for our family’s benefit, sweet sister.
>Really? Cuz all I really do is fuck our mother and train how to fight. It’s not that difficult to predict what I'm going to do, sis.
>Look, I’m a nice guy now Myrcella. Stop looking the gift Joffrey in the mouth and hug your fucking pig already.
>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>You don’t seem too enthused with your pet pig, Myrcella. Is that because you'd prefer to cuddle up with a wolf, instead? Why don't you go console Robb while he grieves for the fate which befell his younger brother.
>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.
>Other (write-in)
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Updates for this quest will likely be far slower than they have been while I play World of Warcraft. I'll also probably start updating my smut quests on akun again soon as well, for those of you desperate to coom.

https://fiction.live/user/trickqm4revengeance/stories
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>>4818426
>Really? Cuz all I really do is fuck our mother and train how to fight. It’s not that difficult to predict what I'm going to do, sis.
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>>4818426
>And I will remain so for our family’s benefit, sweet sister.
>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.
>Write in
>"Tommen would you like to travel with me to the wall ? I was thinking to help you in your training in between the sparring i will have with the others. Don t worry we will not be alone. If you don t come promise me to start training more at home. It will be hard at first, but i was bad at it too when i started. Promise ?"
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>>4818426
>And I will remain so for our family’s benefit, sweet sister.
>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
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>>4818426
>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>Even if you don't like your pig sister please don't let father turned her into sausage I want to see if I can make more of them

It is not for purposes of putting thoughts of incest into her mind but actually attempt at rebuilding population of most majestic creature I swear
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>>4818426
>Really? Cuz all I really do is fuck our mother and train how to fight. It’s not that difficult to predict what I'm going to do, sis.

Kek

>Look, I’m a nice guy now Myrcella. Stop looking the gift Joffrey in the mouth and hug your fucking pig already.
>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.
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>>4818426
>And I will remain so for our family’s benefit, sweet sister.
>>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.

Since Cersei is slowly going through her bisexual realisation, would her thoughts turn to Myrcella? She's getting boned by her underaged son already, it makes sense that her lusts for the female body find a target in her underaged daughter. Keeping it all in the family.
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>>4818426
>And I will remain so for our family’s benefit, sweet sister.
>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.
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>>4818426
>Really? Cuz all I really do is fuck our mother and train how to fight. It’s not that difficult to predict what I'm going to do, sis.
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>>4818426
>>Really? Cuz all I really do is fuck our mother and train how to fight. It’s not that difficult to predict what I'm going to do, sis.

if you put forth a vote, be ready to follow through with it. lets go with this one
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I vote for literally anything other than telling her we fuck Cersei. Can you memesters hold back your autism for five minutes
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>>4818648
>hold back your autism for five minutes
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>>4818536
+1
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>>4818426
>>And I will remain so for our family’s benefit, sweet sister.
>>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.
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>>4818426
>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
and don't mention fucking Cersei
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>>4818426
>Really? Cuz all I really do is fuck our mother and train how to fight. It’s not that difficult to predict what I'm going to do, sis.
>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
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>>4818426
>You haven't seen how unpredictable I can be (Kiss her)
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>>4818870
Based. Supporting.
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>>4818870

+1
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>>4818870
-1

>>4818848
You know Ned would be shilling hard for whatever option his honor demands of him.
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>>4818870
-1
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>>4818870
-1
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>>4818870
Support

You're not a real Westerosi king if you don't have an incestuous harem
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>>4818907
>cries in bobbert roratheon
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>>4818918
>The most recent exception to this rule is the literal cuckold
Don't be a cuck guys, bang our sister already
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>>4818943
But my man. What if she's into Tommen and not Joff?

You don't want to get shot down by your sister, do you? That would be very pathetic.
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>>4818962
Then we fuck Tommen, making her the cuck. EZ every time.
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>>4818969
Now this is an anon using 200% of the brain in his genital pouch.
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>>4818426
>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.

Myrcella will get a husband way better than robb, desu.
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>>4818870
-1
can we have negative votes please?
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>>4818870
>>4818989
shit, a kiss on the cheek or forehead is not terrible however, and it is a very familial thing to do... in other words, in character, not sexual.
In fact, it would be a middle finger to the coomers to do it in such a brotherly fashion. Yes, trick is a coomer themselves, but- oh who am I kidding Trick, you are stuck with your fanbase
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>>4818870
>>4818426

Anything but this pedo shit -1
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>>4818648
This.
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>>4818714
+1
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>>4818993
Familial is fine, but we all know the context here lad.
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>>4818870
+1
Seethe harder
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>>4818870
No.
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>>4818426
>And I will remain so for our family’s benefit, sweet sister.
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>>4818426
>>You haven't seen how unpredictable I can be (Kiss her)
But only if in private, I don't want people to think we're some sort of degenerate. And not too much tongue.
>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.
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>>4818870
Support
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>>4818870
Samefag here.
-1
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>>4818870
Samefag here
+1
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>>4818870
+1
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>>4818870
+1
Shove a hand down her dress while we do.
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>>4818870
-1
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>>4818426
Pro:
>>And I will remain so for our family’s benefit, sweet sister.
>>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.

Semi (don't count if tied with pros. or do. you are the qm):
>>Why don't you go console Robb while he grieves for the fate which befell his younger brother.
What are our plans for her again? Who are we giving her to?

Hard against:
>>Cuz all I really do is fuck our mother
Please lets not derail through memes any further and let's not turn this quest into a dumpster fire.

>>Other (write-in)
>>Buy Bran a Cyvasse set.

>>4818870
>>You haven't seen how unpredictable I can be (Kiss her)
If we explicitly want to get our sister killed then +1. Otherwise -1.
But why would we want to kill her, apart from memes?
Maybe kiss her on the cheek or pat her on the head instead to reassure her?

>>4818442
>>"Tommen would you like to travel with me to the wall ? I was thinking to help you in your training in between the sparring i will have with the others. Don t worry we will not be alone. If you don t come promise me to start training more at home. It will be hard at first, but i was bad at it too when i started. Promise ?"
+1
If he chooses the latter we should suggest him train with Lancel and Loras and whoever else we want for our cause.
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>>4818426
>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>And I will remain so for our family’s benefit, sweet sister.
>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.
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>>4818111
you are a problem, go fix yourself
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>>4820006
No.
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>>4818426
>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>You don’t seem too enthused with your pet pig, Myrcella. Is that because you'd prefer to cuddle up with a wolf, instead? Why don't you go console Robb while he grieves for the fate which befell his younger brother.
>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.
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>>4818426
>>And I will remain so for our family’s benefit, sweet sister.
Yes to the I'm different now but also less creepy Viserys vibe please.
>>What are you going to name your pet pigs, my siblings?
>>When Bran wakes up, you should exchange letters with him Tommen.
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>>4818434
>>4818477
>>4818615
>>4818642
>>4818864

Really? Cuz all I really do is fuck our mother and train how to fight. It’s not that difficult to predict what I'm going to do, sis.

>>4818442
>>4818459
>>4818524
>>4818536
>>4818710
>>4818714
>>4819130
>>4819314
>>4819715
>>4819748
>>4820452

And I will remain so

>>4818442
>>4818459
>>4818469
>>4818524
>>4818714
>>4818716
>>4818985
>>4819130
>>4819350
>>4819715
>>4819748
>>4820227
>>4820452

What are you naming your pet pigs

>>4818442
>>4818477
>>4818524
>>4818536
>>4818710
>>4818714
>>4818985
>>4819130
>>4819350
>>4819715
>>4819748
>>4820227
>>4820452

Tommen and Bran exchange letters

>>4818477

Dont look gift joffrey in the mouth

>>4818870
>>4818874
>>4818881
>>4818887
>>4818898
>>4818905
>>4818907
>>4818989
>>4819008
>>4819151
>>4819350
>>4819377
>>4819630
>>4819635
>>4819648
>>4819686
>>4819713
>>4819715

Kiss Myrcella
>>
sooo
i know everyone is wondering the same sooo
what's with the shortage of POC in this quest, huh?
jklul
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>>4820599
>All the -1s counted towards kissing Myrcella
I'm howling! You fags dun goofed
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>>4820599
I'm pretty sure almost half those votes were against kissing Myrcella, but you're insanely based for counting them anyway
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>>4820599
So you don't care of the vector's direction; only its magnitute
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>>4820599
hurry up and update before they complain
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>>4820599
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>>4820639
Kek.
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>>4820639
This was good
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>>4820599
yonder beeitch
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>>4820639
A TRUE LANNISTER
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>>4820854
A TRUE KING
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>>4820605
Oh...
So are we getting her killed or not???
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>>4820605
I still had more support than opposition on that vote, it's not like it matters.
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>>4820879
THE KING IN THE BOARTH

Really though, royal families and incest. What the fuck. Rich and powerful people are always so fucking weird.
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>>4820599
who else but trick ?!
>>
Anti-voters BTFO
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>>4821257
maybe Trick should stop including low voted options 'because no one voted against them' if he doesn't want people anti-voting.
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>>4821261
Maybe you're not the QM and it's not up to you. Get fucked anti-voter
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>>4821285
if a player can't trust a QM to stick with the rules the QM himself established, there's no point playing the quest since it just becomes fanfiction at that point

not that it matters, Trick's dropped this to go play WoW. I doubt when he's done he'll keep his interest in writing this.
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>>4821299
Then leave
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>>4821299
You say that like there are more anti votes there. This entire issue is moot.
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>>4820900
Based discord tranny
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>>4821330
You make it seem like it was a landslide rather than a close affair, or that the other votes had anti-votes as well. Implementing the kiss option, in front of our brother, at a very young age for our siblings? It's the rat burger autism all over again, without using cooked meat. I don't mind waifuing our sister, I do mind doing it at such a young age.
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>>4821346
I'll give the ratburger anons some credit, at least they appeared to want to provide a quality of life improvement for the filthy masses. Somehow in their twisted rat munching minds they wanted to be heroes.

Fucking posers.
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>>4821347
>they wanted to be heroes
>wanted
>past tense
You think we've just disappeared? The day of the rat is coming nearer. You WILL eat the rat.
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>>4821347
And you'll say itadakimasu when you vore that fuzzy bubonic plague ridden ass and love it.
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>>4821330
If you're going to count anti votes as real votes, then close votes need to go through. If you're not counting them as real votes then it doesn't really matter, does it? Just because you think we voted for something retarded, doesn't mean the vote shouldn't count.
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>>4821261
>maybe Trick should stop including low voted options 'because no one voted against them'

when did I do that?
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>>4821412
He's probably referring to this exchange:

>>4806194
>Alright, Writing for Danger, raising new lords and switching the betrothal to Arya.
>>4806200
>Four people voted for Arya, and far many more didn't. How does this make sense?
>>4806216
>i mean, more people voted 4 the arya option than wrote in that they didnt want the arya option

You did retract that later, but it kind of set a precedent for negative voting if just four people could decide such a major plot change.

That being said eleven votes to kiss is a lot more than four.
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>>4821454
He was obviously joking with that.
He better not be joking about kissing Myrcella winning though, because it fucking won.
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>>4821460
By 3-4 vote, if you count the conditional one of no one else being around to see it. It depends on if the antivotes actively cancel the other votes, or is just considered a normal vote in the other direction. Either way, welcome to a new fault-line in the autism wars lad.
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>>4821500
Is that before or after accounting for potential samefaggery?
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>>4821460
Mycella got way less than Remain so and Naming the pigs. Unless Trick insists on negative voting to cancel out incest coomers, in which case it doesn't matter because it looks like he counts negative votes against as positive votes and therefore we're all on the virgin incest fetish railroad.
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>>4822045
It was either tied or one behind "remain" depending on how you're counting the idgit who voted both for and against it. Also the "sweet sister" at the end of that one option makes it sound kind of incest-y to me anyway.
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>>4822234
But Myrcella is both sweet and our sister. It's just stating facts.
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>>4822234
Joffrey ripped off Viserys line
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>>4822274
Myrcella is also cute and funny.
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>>4822340
I am not interested in going to federal prison due to inevitable changes to laws and for that reason, I'm out.
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The Mycella vote had -1 people in support of it when counting up all the negative votes aginast postive ones.
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>>4822403
No it didn't

Favor
>>4818870
>>4818874
>>4818881
>>4818907
>>4819151
>>4819350
>>4819377
>>4819635
>>4819648
>>4819686
(10)

Oppose
>>4818887
>>4818898
>>4818905
>>4818989
>>4819008
>>4819630
>>4819713
>>4819715 (idiot voted both for and against in practice, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt)
(8)
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>>4822496
Guess we'll see how dumb Jaime really is.
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>>4822496
The 'I will remain so' vote beats them by one vote, and that's assuming the anti-votes don't cancel out the pro-votes.
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You're all such pedantic ASKSHULLY faggots it's stunning. No wonder this board is dying
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>>4818870
-1 incest shit
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>>4822611
Vote is closed now newfag. Back to /gif/ and jerking off to cuckold porn
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>>4822620
Says the incest fag jerking himself off to the thought of touching a underage girl. Even if my vote doesn't count, a major decision like this shouldn't be decided by such a low majority.
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>>4822627
It's just a little peck on the lips by a sibling. Completely platonic, non-incestuous little kiss. Happens all the time between real siblings. A way of reaffirming our love. You would know if you had one.
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>>4822636
Yes I'm sure you and your redneck family do that all the time in Alabama.
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>>4822653
What? No we just fuck each other.
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>>4822658
based ??
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>>4822636
this proves you are white better than any ancestry test
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“You haven’t seen how unpredictable I can be, sweet sister,” you tell Myrcella, smirking at the girl before leaning forward and planting a demure kiss upon her rosy cheek.

A blush of embarrassment blossoms on the princess’s visage in reaction to your unexpected display of brotherly affection at the point of contact - as if there had been some poison on your wet, pouty, luscious lips.

“And I will remain so for our family’s benefit,” you finish, still sporting your smirk. Myrcella will certainly grow up into an attractive, younger and kinder version of Cersei if you can keep her alive long enough to undergo puberty and you’re well aware of your own tastes when it comes to female flesh. For now, though, you’ve got to dig yourself out of the sociopathic tormentor hole first before you can even think about progressing the relationship any further.
“What are you thinking of naming your pet boars, siblings?” you inquire, curious.

“Ser Snout!” Tommen announces happily, practically tossing his pig into the air as it squeals with glee.

“Princess,” Myrcella responds as evenly as she can in the aftermath of receiving your affections.

You chuckle. “Borys, Ser Snout, and Princess. I like it. Mayhaps Lady will be Princess’s handmaiden once we’re down South in the capital and I’m sure Ser Snout will teach Nymeria about what it means to be a knight, anointed before the Seven Swine. If only Bran’s unnamed dire wolf would be coming along with us as well,” you mention in regretful lament, aware the young Stark boy hadn’t yet bequeathed Summer his name. “Well, I think you should exchange letters with the boy once he wakes up, little brother - you did seem to get along with him.”

Tommen’s already bright expression brightens further. “You think he’s going to wake up, Joffy?”

Myrcella scowls. “Don’t get his hopes up. Mother and Uncle Jaime both said he’s going to die.”

Tommen frowns. “I don’t want Brandon to die.”

You gulp, realizing your faith in Bran’s recovery is currently unfounded and in stark contrast with the mood of everyone here in Winterfell, unsure of what the future holds unlike yourself. “I . . . overheard their Maester when I was in the sickroom mentioning that if Bran was meant to perish from his injuries, he would have done so already. It won’t be easy, but he’s going to survive.”

Myrcella seems to believe your technical lie, uttering a happy gasp in response while Tommen’s frown transforms to a nervous smile, built upon tenuously built up confidence. “Does the maester think he will get better?” she asks.

You grimace. “His back is broken and the fall shattered his legs, so he’ll never walk again. But he’ll live and life is . . . full of possibilities, even for a cripple.”

All three of you fall silent in the aftermath of your words, the only lingering noise being the sound of your boars oinking.
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Every time you visit the sickroom, Catelyn Stark is there at the boy’s bedside. She hasn’t left her son’s presence for a moment, taking her meals and shitting in chamber pots right there in the room. She had a small, hard bed brought in for her to sleep on, but you can tell from the frazzled auburn hair, dull and tangle, and the dark circles under her eyes that make her look like she’s aged twenty years, that the grieving mother isn’t doing much sleeping, if any at all. She feeds her comatose son the honeyed water and herb mixtures necessary to preserve his fragile life. The window is always open and the sound of Bran’s dire wolf howling from outside below can be heard at all hours of the day, as constant a companion to the unconscious youth as his own dedicated mother.

The Stark lad doesn’t look any better than his mom. His baby fat had melted off the already lean eight year old, leaving his skin stretched tight over stick-like bones which look so brittle you fear one touch might shatter them, like the twisted ruin of his legs beneath the blankets, bent in ways that would make a squeamish man sick. The kid’s deep blue eyes are sunken deep into black pits, open but unseeing. Under the frail cage of his shattered ribs, the boy’s chest rises and falls with shallow breaths.

He’s certainly alive, if you could call his current state ‘living’.

You had offered Lord and Lady Stark your comfort along with your equally saddened father, the King. Both of them listlessly accepted your sympathies as duty demands on both sides of the exchange, neither one of them particularly soothed by your constant blonde presence - a physical reminder of Lannister influence in their lives, though neither one can really blame you for your lingering. You got along well enough with their eldest son and youngest daughter, even if they might think you a poor influence on her more rambunctious, tomboyish behavior. And their eldest daughter is smitten with you as well as your betrothed. But you catch furtively delivered glances of fear and loathing aimed at the back of your skull from Lady Stark every so often when you enter Bran’s chamber to visit with the boy, never delivered long enough to qualify as the insubordinate disdain of a disloyal vassal to the Crown Prince, but noticeable enough to remind you that their likely lingers some ire towards your whole House for the death of her sister, maybe even the glorified imprisonment of her equally frail nephew Sweetrobin.

It’s as if she fears you may just plunge your Valyrian dagger into her little boy’s neck to finish him off or possibly suspects in some paranoid delusion plaguing her sleep-deprived mind that your House is somehow responsible for this predicament which has befallen her family as well, the coincidental nature of it happening during your visit to her home the only proof necessary to stir up the unwarranted blame.
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Still, to her credit, Cat never gives voice to any of these dark thoughts you guess might be swirling within her skull. She only ever speaks the barest pleasantries to you as deserving of your station and behavior, otherwise remaining silent, ignoring your presence as best she can to focus on praying to the Seven for her son’s recovery.

Should you say something to her?

>No, remain silent.
>Offer your sympathies for the loss of her sister.
>Tell Catelyn it wasn’t her fault Bran fell.
>Tell her you’ll keep her daughters safe in King’s Landing. Both of them.
>Suggest Bran’s direwolf should be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master
>Threaten to have Catelyn’s nephew killed if she doesn’t have sex with you
>Inform her that you and Jon Snow will be saying your goodbyes to Bran when you leave for the Wall and it may be in her best interest to leave the room for that.
>Other (write-in)
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>>4822907
>Offer your sympathies for the loss of her sister.
>Tell Catelyn it wasn’t her fault Bran fell.
>Tell her you’ll keep her daughters safe in King’s Landing. Both of them.
>Suggest Bran’s direwolf should be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master
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>>4822907
>Offer your sympathies for the loss of her sister.
>Tell Catelyn it wasn’t her fault Bran fell.
>Tell her you’ll keep her daughters safe in King’s Landing. Both of them.
>suggest Bran's direwolf be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master

Say something about how a boy needs all the love he can get when he's ill, and no one loves someone more than a pet loves their master
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>>4822907
>Threaten to have Catelyn’s nephew killed if she doesn’t have sex with you
I don't know how you guys resist picking options like this one.
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>>4822940
I dont know how trick offer options like that. Is like he is sabotaging himself
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>>4822940
Because Cat's a 4/10 bro.
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>>4822989
Because he knows we'll go for it. I won't pick this one though. Too risky.
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>>4822920
+1 Also tell her that we have full belief that he'll wake up and live. And for her to take care of herself too. It wouldn't do Bran any good if he awakes after a month only to find his mother exhausted and running herself ragged. All this in the most polite way possible, of course.
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>>4822907
>Tell Catelyn it wasn’t her fault Bran fell.
>Tell her you’ll keep her daughters safe in King’s Landing.
>Suggest Bran’s direwolf should be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master
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>>4822907
>>Offer your sympathies for the loss of her sister.
>>Tell Catelyn it wasn’t her fault Bran fell.
>>Suggest Bran’s direwolf should be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master
These three
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>>4822907
At first, I was like
>Suggest Bran’s direwolf should be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master

But then, I was
>Threaten to have Catelyn’s nephew killed if she doesn’t have sex with you
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actually you know what

changing this: >>4822920

to

>Threaten to have Catelyn’s nephew killed if she doesn’t have sex with you

because I'm getting a little tired of 'nice guy joffrey' for every choice

just so long as he isn't a pedophile.
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>>4822893
>Myrcella will certainly grow up into an attractive, younger and kinder version of Cersei if you can keep her alive long enough to undergo puberty
What a fag

>>4822907
>>Suggest Bran’s direwolf should be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master
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>>4822907
>Suggest Bran’s direwolf should be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master
Gay threesome direwolf bestiality cripple sex?
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>>4823160
i guess so
+1
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>>4822907
>>4823160
>>4823166
just in case it isn't clear, this is a +1 as a yes to the question because hey let's throw the coomers a bone. they've been so patient after all.
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guuuuuuuys, i think we should ensure she doesn't want to stab us in the back, give her some proof, i dunno, come out clean, maybe admit to some lesser bullshit. we really really want her to believe we aint the bad guys here
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>>4823256
tooo riiight anon we should mention that we knew jonn aerith dies and we schemed to catch his killer, this solidly shows how good for the family we are.
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>>4823256
First of all, why would you want to be the good guy? Good guys tend to lose in bad times such as these.

Second, lol fuckin gay
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>>4823282
nigga aint no about bein gay, its about bein ALIVE

A-FUCKING-LIVE

mad hoes and conspiracy in the same blender? mah nigga, no. no

>>4823264
lets not bury ourselves in concrete either
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>>4823338
why not? concrete's cool and comfy
for a biit
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>>4823338
Catelyn's not the type to stab anyone in the back. Since we aren't going to be stupid and order Bran's assassination like in canon, she won't even go to King's Landing to warn Ned. If we had any fate points left to use I'd vote for dicking her down to fuck the haughty attitude out of her.

Trick you better give us a scene of fucking Cersei before we leave and turn into an incel for 4 months.
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>>4823357
He's giving us the option to go get a piece of her right now, all we need to do is vote for it.

If she tries to bring it up to anyone, we'll just gaslight the ever-loving shit out of her
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>>4822907
>>Offer your sympathies for the loss of her sister.
>>Tell Catelyn it wasn’t her fault Bran fell.
>>Tell her you’ll keep her daughters safe in King’s Landing. Both of them.
>>suggest Bran's direwolf be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master
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>>4823350
>>4823357
fine, i said my piece. remember this shit
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>>4823365
I never forget a shit. Never. Except really runny ones.
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>>4822907
>Threaten to have Catelyn’s nephew killed if she doesn’t have sex with you
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>>4823361
Ask me again about getting a piece of Cat when you get a fate point anon.
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>>4823385
Again about getting a piece of Cat when you get a fate point anon?
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I wonder what kind of trouble Varys has caused while we’ve been gone. Tyrion is the master of coin and also falls prey to his influence in the books. Do you think Baelish sent up a secret letter to Cat, too? He got Lysa to send one when Jon Arryn died. I assume she sent that before she was captured rather than after, even if not Pete could have sent one. I considered asking that Sweetrobin be sent up Norf to foster with Bran and his auntie but they might give bloodraven two shifters and she might be secretly conspiring against us.
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>>4822907
>Tell Catelyn it wasn’t her fault Bran fell.
>Tell her you’ll keep her daughters safe in King’s Landing.
>Suggest Bran’s direwolf should be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master
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>>4822907
>Offer your sympathies for the loss of her sister.
>Tell Catelyn it wasn’t her fault Bran fell.
>Tell her you’ll keep her daughters safe in King’s Landing. Both of them.
>Suggest Bran’s direwolf should be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master
Can't do the sex thing when they don't like you enough. Even with Cersei there was some coercing.
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>>4822907
>No, remain silent
Shut the fuck up for once
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>>4822907
>>Offer your sympathies for the loss of her sister.
>>Tell Catelyn it wasn’t her fault Bran fell.
>>Tell her you’ll keep her daughters safe in King’s Landing. Both of them.
>>Suggest Bran’s direwolf should be allowed into the sickroom to be with its master
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Do I get a fate-point if I write an omake where the 'Threaten Catelyn unless she fucks Joffrey' option succeeds and Joffrey fucks the shit out of Cat with comatose Bran still in the room?
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>>4823524
if its actually well written, yeah
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>>4823524
Let's go anon, I believe in you

Use a trip if you're gonna be phoneposting when you submit it
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>>4823532
Okay, on it. Might take a few hours.

>>4823536
Oh I'm breaking out the Pentium 1 and WordStar 4.0 for this.

In the meantime, give me 3 rolls of 1d100+15 for Joffrey's performance. If you get a high roll she'll get into it. +15 for your experience in your previous life and more recently with Cersei. Best of 3
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Rolled 52 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>4823548
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Rolled 88 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>4823548
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Rolled 47 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>4823548
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>>4823558
>>4823562
>>4823566
103. Writing! Again, might take a few hours
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>>4818429
Are you reviving the Mill saga?
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>>4823548
> your experience in your previous life
Doubt
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>>4823722
I'm going by what QM said. 1500 words in and I'm finally getting to the fucking parts. This might be too long to post here. Wat do?
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Alright, it's done. 3300 words and 18,500 characters. That would be 7 posts. Where do I post it?
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>>4823816
In a pastebin retard.
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>>4823828
Pastebin deletes most NSFW content now.
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>>4823830
Set it to unlisted then.
Or use an alternate site.
Christ
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>>4823816
Pastebin? Spoiler?

Either way, make sure you save it on your computer as a backup lad.
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>>4823834
>>4823837
Alright let me give it one last read-through to check for mistakes then I'll upload it.
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Pastebin's filters are not letting it be posted. I'll try ao3
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>>4823874
“What sensitive matters?” she speaks harshly, her crazed eyes darting around the room to find something to protect herself. Unfortunately for her, the sickroom is rather sparsely decorated. The only potential weapon she can reach is the wooden bowl in her hands. You smirk as you realize her helplessness.

“Matters concerning your sister, and her.. unfortunate death. Why don’t you take a seat on your bed here, my lady. Then we can talk.”

Your tone is light, but your left hand hovers near your Valyrian steel dagger. Catelyn’s eyes see this also, and she gets the message. Scowling, she puts the bowl down carefully by the bedside table, then moves to the other side of the small room to sit on her bed, almost trembling. You move towards her, looming tall over her as she takes her seat by the edge of the bed. She looks up at you with an expression that is afraid, but also hateful, full of loathing.

You take a moment to revel in her impotent hate, then continue, “You see Lady Stark, I was the one who caught Lysa fleeing the Red Keep after poisoning her husband,” you twist the truth liberally to manipulate the gorgeous ginger into being fucked by you, “And she revealed a great many secrets to me. Secrets that I kept out of her trial, and out of the knowledge of the King. So far.” You pause for effect.

Catelyn’s eyes search your face for any hints of deception. She doesn’t find whatever she’s looking for. When you show unwillingness to proceed, she’s forced to ask in a jittery voice, “What secrets?”

“That your brother and father were both involved in the plot to kill Jon Arryn,” a horrified gasp escapes her, but you barrel on before she can interrupt, “That they came to know that her son Sweetrobin was not Jon Arryn’s son but Petyr Baelish’s,” another gasp and she starts uttering denials, but you raise your voice and speak over her, “That they knew that if she was discovered, she would be executed, perhaps her son as well. And knowing all of this and acting on House Tully’s words, they put family above all and advised Lysa to kill her husband with Baelish’s help, framing the Lannisters and acting the innocent widow.”

You utilize your lawyerly skills from your previous life to speak with so much confidence and conviction that even you believe that pile of lies. Somewhat. Catelyn’s a smart woman, though, and her rebuttals are quick.

“Lies. Lies, lies and damned lies. You’re a fool if you think even an idiot will believe this farfetched tale,” she says venomously.
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>>4823883
It doesn’t take long, your almost painful grip on her thighs does not stop her from wrapping her legs around your shoulders and pushing you in closer.

“Seven hells!” She curses, “I ca-, I cann-…” She whimpers.

“SWEET MOTHER!!!” She screams, her entire body convulsing, her toes curling and her eyes rolling to the back of her head. She peaks and comes as she has probably never come before.

You can wait no longer; you shift your position and line up your cock, feeling the heat and moisture of Catelyn's pussy. You rub the head of your cock against her vulva, lubricating it before beginning to push it into her, the thick head pressing against her pink delicate lips.

The pressure grows and the very tip of your cock begins to slip slightly into her. She moans loudly and whorishly, her body tensed. You continue to push your cock past her pussy lips, taking your time. Slowly, the massive head begins to slide into her. You push deeper and deeper into her, Catelyn moaning loudly as you invade her tight passage before growling in triumph as you reach balls deep within the redhead.

You place your hands on the bed just above her shoulders and slowly withdraw all but the head, showing a thick, wet, cock, glistening in the sunlight streaming in from the window. You look into her eyes, and with a long powerful thrust, slam your rock-hard cock hard into her tight, moist pussy, making the lady of Winterfell nearly scream her lungs out as you hit her cervix.

Grabbing her tightly, you start thrusting into her pussy. Thrust after powerful thrust rocks her beautiful mature body. The room is soon filled with the musky scent of sex and the sounds of flesh slapping into flesh wetly. Catelyn starts screaming and moaning and begging to be fucked harder, her hips gyrating and rocking faster and harder to meet your forceful thrusts as orgasms began to rip through her again and again.

As you feel your end approaching, you abandon all precautions and force your cock deeply into Catelyn's body and slam into her with all your might, the head of your cock pressing hard against her cervix. You throw back your head in ecstasy and with a groan, shoot jet after jet of semen against the back wall of Catelyn's hot pussy. Your hands hold her hips tightly against you with your cock buried inside her to the hilt. Your mouth finds hers again as you come, kissing her passionately and possessively as you seed her womb.

Several minutes later, you slowly withdraw your cock, excess cum leaking from her pussy. Catelyn collapses on the bed, exhausted, her pussy still pulsing and twitching from the fucking she received. She was yours now.
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>>4823886
--

Catelyn Stark couldn’t fathom her actions. Now that the orgasmic high was gone, she was thinking once again. She had shared a bed with the Crown Prince, the boy who threatened her and her family. Her mind tried to rationalise her actions, but she could see it for what it was. A part of her told her that she did this to protect her precious children, but this was so much more than that. This was two people with a carnal itch satisfying their animalistic urges.

She couldn’t move, she was stuck close to his body. His lightly muscled arm was wrapped around her naked waist, his hand resting on her arse, his fingers still between her thighs. Her face was burning pink. She tried to pry herself out of his grasp, but he consciously pulled her closer, his fingers tightening around her arse.

“You’re not going anywhere, Cat.” His words came swiftly. Her name out of his lips sent shivers down her skin, part of it frightening, part of it maddening and part of it arousing her.

“I must…” She insisted sharply.

His eyes snapped open as he shifted on his side, her body still etched to his side. He leaned in, his forehead almost touching hers, his lips hovering above hers. She lost her breath, as a warm fluttering blossomed in her stomach.

“You may not. You are mine.” He answered simply.

His lips brushed hers and her resistance melted away.

--

Unnoticed by the two lovers, an emaciated eight-year-old boy sits up in his bed, staring uncomprehendingly at the tangled bodies of his mother and another man, sweating profusely. The flapping of wings outside the room’s window distracts his confused gaze. A singular crow perches itself at the window’s sill and cocks its head, first noticing Bran, then staring at the naked couple in the room with a piercing, inhuman gaze.

“Snow,” it screeches, loudly in a ringing voice. “Snow!”


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And that's done. Hope I've earned that fate point now. Give me feedback.
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If Catelyn's behavior seems a little out of character, it's because of the above 100 roll for Joffrey's performance.
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>>4823888
...I think you deserve that fate point, anon. Also, nice trips mate!
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