>>4794035
> Pull that AK out of the ground
> Look at the firepower tower in the distance

>>4794035
>Pull that AK out of the ground
Ayy free shit

Fuck yeah, it's nigga time.
> Pull that AK out of the ground
> Put tha gat in our pants cuz we stealin' it

>>4794035
>Take the AK
>Steal some cracka's cellphone
>Watch a twerk video from our Wakanda queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z1CjyJQI1E&t=276s

>>4794064
+1

i can't believe the QM is running another seccion
don't get me wrong i don't care but jesus fuck the last one was a shitpost and a half

>>4794035
Aw sheeeit nigga SHIT finna pop
> Pull that AK out of the ground
Awww yeah son

>>4794064
This. Might as well keep an eye out to see if anyone else is around as well.

>>4794035
Welcome back!

>>4794078
+1

>>4794235
Name one quest, ANY QUEST, that was better than Nigga Quest part 1. Go ahead, I'm waiting.

>>4794544
Created Quest but it's like comparing a 10/10 to a 9.5/10

>>4794544
Lowlife Quest before mc died trying to rape a pack of wolves.

>>4794544
i'm not saying htis quest's bad i'm just saying it's a massive shitpost
AND I LOVE IT

>>4794694
I personally don't feel that it's a shitpost.

>>4794764
It maintains a perfect equilibrium between regular quest and high-caliber shitposting.

>>4794555
Couldn't find this on the archive, any link?
>>4794688
Didn't look for this one yet, but do you have a link by chance?

Life is a shitpost

>>4794842
>original (not on suptg)
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4628159/
>reboot (different QM)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4657565/
I hope he comes back one day :c

It is, why does everyone keep pretending otherwise.

>>4794035
>> Pull that AK out of the ground

Just read the whole quest in 20 mins...

I don't even know what this shit is but it's whack gnome sayin?

>>4794035
>> Pull that AK out of the ground
Time to prepare for a chimp out
Lo'rd Joerge Flaude showed us the way

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>>4794064
>>4794065
>>4794078
>>4794128
>>4794154
>>4794238
>>4794240
>>4794256
You pull the AK out of the ground. When you hold it, you feel the strength of a thousand heroin-addicted child soldiers course through your veins.
You try to put the gat in your pants, but it doesn't fit. You end up slinging it over your back like the shotgun.
As you look around, the large tower in the back catches your attention. A voice echoes through your head: "COME TO MY MONUMENT AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED"

> Approach the tower
> Ignore the tower and look at something else
> "Who the fuck is this?"
> Shoot something
> Write in

>>4795989
>> "Who the fuck is this?"
> Approach the tower
> Shoot the tower as you walk towards it

>>4795989
> Approach the tower, but pull the gun out in case we need to turn someone into swiss cheese

>>4795989
>"WHO DIS?!"
> Approach the tower, but pull BOTH guns out in case we need to turn some nigga into swiss cheese

>>4796096
+1, nigga we gon' be like that nigga from die hard

>>4795989
>> Write in

>"REWARDED? I CAN CLAIM MY OWN REWARD. WHAT ABOUT THOSE UNABLE TO APPROACH? WEAK, CRIPPLED, ENSLAVED, CHILDREN, PEDOS, GAMERS WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE LIGHT OF SUN, TRANNIES WHO FAIL TO PASS?"
>Take a piss on the tower in Ma’kayla's name.

If this is Ma’kayla's realm, the nigga will be more impressed by this than by some blind worship. If it's not, fuck the noise.

that sounds like what a cracka would say

>>4795989
>"Who da fuck is dis? I'm gon' busta cap in yo azz, cracka. Sheeeiit."

>>4795989
>Go to towa, try to sell some crack to kids

>>4795989
>shoot the tower nigga

>>4796096
+1 Aw shit here we GO nigga

>>4796096
+1, monica

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>>4795998
>>4796020
>>4796096
>>4796112
>>4796128
>>4796238
>>4796268
>>4796508
>>4796714
>>4797329
You approach the tower, but whoever this nigga is ain’t gonna catch you off guard. You consider shooting shit up right away, but decide to not do it for now. As you get close, you grab your shotgun in one hand, and your AK in the other, just in case shit goes down. Holding all this firepower makes you feel like a fucking terminator or some shit. “Give me a blazed plastic rifle in a 40 ounce malt liquor”, or something like that. Fuck yeah nigga!

“AYO WHO DIS?” you yell out. “I’M GON' BUSTA CAP IN YO AZZ, CRACKA. SHEEEIIT."

"IT IS I, MAKAYLA, GOD OF THE GUN, DEITY OF THE DRIVE BY SHOOTING" the voice echoes through your head again.

You continue walking towards the tower, and soon find yourself standing right in front of it. Holy fuck it's big. You also see a plaque engraved with many names, such as "Omar Mateen" and "Joshua Milton Blahyi". You notice that your name, "Cassius Biggums" is in the bottom right.

"YOU HAVE TALENT, LIL NIGGA", Ma'kayla's voice echoes through your head. "I'D LIKE TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER, BUT FIRST, I'D BE GLAD TO ANSWER A QUESTION FOR YOU"

> "How come niggas is ruled by whitey?"
> "Why niggas be shootin each other instead of rising up on dem crackas?"
> "What's the best gun for killing crackas?"
> Write in

>>4797937
>"You know, why do we shoot each other instead of the white folks? Seems like most of us have issues with them but we then have a nigga moment and shoot each other dead."

>>4797937
> "What's the best gun for killing crackas?"
Straight and to the point. We don't need none that other shit homie.

>>4797937
>"How come niggas is ruled by whitey?"
Ayy, we got a spot on a plaque. No clue what it means, but we've officially made it big!

>>4794128
I have no clue what the fuck is going on in this vid, but the comment section is an absolute trainwreck (in a funny way)

>>4797937
>> "How come niggas is ruled by whitey?"
>>4798017
Ion know homie, plaques is kinda cracka shit dawg... but it do remind me of when i played basketball as a kid, doe

>>4797937
>"How come niggas is ruled by whitey?"

>>4798017
That comment section is based.

>>4797943
>Straight and to the point
+1

>>4797943
+1

>>4797943

+1

>>4798084
>That comment section is based
Indeed it is

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>>4797942
>>4797943
>>4798017
>>4798017
>>4798036
>>4798084
>>4798103
>>4798238
>>4798806
You wonder what to ask him. Part of you wants to know why niggas is being pushed around by monkeys with no melanin. But that’s a question for another day; you are a pragmatic nigga and you have more immediate questions.

“What’s the best gun for killing crackas?”, you ask.

“THE AK 47 FO SHO NIGGA”, Ma’kayla answers. “BUT ANY GUN WILL DO”

“YOU KNOW LIL NIGGA, THAT WAS A PRETTY SIMPLE QUESTION. GO AHEAD ASK SOMETHING ELSE TOO”

“Alright then”, you respond. “I need to know, how come niggas is ruled by whitey?”

“AH, A HISTORY QUESTION”, Ma’kalya responds. “THE BEST WAY TO LEARN HISTORY IS TO LIVE HISTORY, MY NIGGA. HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU”

You are now YAKUB THE SCIENTIST, an esteemed researcher at the Wakanda Institute of Science (WIPT). You are well-known for your advances in an important area of research. What is it?

> AI robots
> Antimatter bombs
> Plasma railguns
> Write in

In your free time, you’ve also managed to create a race of albino monkeys, which you now plan to genetically enhance. What enhancement will you try adding first?
> Increased intelligence
> Increased charisma
> Write in

>>4799899

> Plasma railguns

>> Increased intelligence

>>4799899
> AI robots
> Increased intelligence

>>4799899
>> Antimatter bombs

>> Write in

>Anti-black lives matter.

>>4799899
>Fentanyl research, mainly
>Make whitey's dick big like us Africans, the true Semites of Panafrica.

>>4799899
>AI robots
>Increased Intelligence

>>4799985
+1

>>4799999
Holy Hotep, I was going to vote for something sane but with dem digits I finna +1

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>>4799999
>4799999

>>4799985
+1

>>4799999
The pents demand a +1

>>4799999
Sheeeeit nigga, dis nigga got mo'fuggen P E N T S, Imma back dis nigga for dat

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>>4799923
>>4799967
>>4799985
>>4799999 (blessed quints)
>>4800086
>>4800124
>>4800271
>>4800412
>>4800452
>>4800700
>>4802145

You (Yakub the Scientist) worked in your laboratory day and night to create exotic new compounds. You were credited with discoveries such as synthetic watermelon and purple drank, but these paled in comparison to your latest invention, the product of years of research and La’quoid’s divine blessing. You called it, “Fentanyl”.

You (Yakub) made a grave mistake, however, when you tested it on your monkeys, which had been genetically enhanced with big nigga dicks. Long story short, the monkeys stole the secret of Fentanyl and used it to rape the world into submission. And that's why niggas is ruled by whitey, because niggas is tryna make the world better but whitey just steal they fentanyl and rape them. Das rite!

“AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR NIGSTORY LESSON”, Ma'kayla's voice echoes in your (Cassius') head. “NOW, I SHALL MAKE MY OFFER. I SHALL REPLACE LA’KANE’S BLESSING WITH MY OWN. DO YOU ACCEPT?”

> Yes
> No
> Write in

>>4802549
>> Write in

“Why can’t i have both of your blessings? You tryna oppress me like whitey or sumthin.

Sides’ we niggas gotta make ourselves as strong as possible gnome sayin?”

>>4802549
>"Hm. Well, we gotta knows what ya offering, my man. How are ya gonna bless me?"

>>4802555
+1

>>4802549
>Yes
Finna murderhobo da fuck outta dem crackas

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>>4802555
>1+

>>4802555
+1

>>4802552
+1

>>4802552
+1

>>4802814
>>4805952
what are you trying to achieve, xXPOl+oQ?

>>4805981
>xXPOl+oQ
hXPOI+oQ, actually.

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>>4805981
I just forgot I've left a reply already, that's all.

>>4802552
+1
DAS RITE

Buuuuu

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QM note: sorry for not updating for the last few days.

"Hm. Well, we gotta knows what ya offering, my man. How are ya gonna bless me?"

“FOR NOW, YOU’RE JUST GONNA GET A LOT BETTER AT USING GUNS”, Ma’kayla answers. “YOU ALSO GET TO KEEP THIS COOL ASS AK. IF YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, I’LL THROW IN SOME COOLER SHIT LATER ON”

It’s a decent offer, but you still have another question on your mind.

“Why can’t i have both of your blessings? You tryna oppress me like whitey or sumthin.
Sides’ we niggas gotta make ourselves as strong as possible gnome sayin?””

Ma’kayla seems particularly annoyed at this question. “SHEEIT NIGGA, THERES LOTS OF REASONS. ITS LIKE PLAYING 4D CHECKERS N SHIT, GNOME SAYIN?”

The only 4D you know is when you and 3 other niggas gangbanged some white bitch. If the gods are playing checkers and having they gangbang at the same time, that's some next level shit fo sho. Your doubt is instantly replaced with mad respect.

“SO LIL NIGGA, WILL YOU TAKE MY OFFER?”
> “Sure” (take it, replace La'kane's blessing with Ma'kayla's)
> “No, thanks” (leave it, keep La'kane's blessing)

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4811466

1> Fire
2>Guns

>>4811466
>"LOOK, YOU CAN GUN A FIRE BUT YOU CAN'T FIRE A GUN, GNOME SAYIN?"

You switch to divine caps to stay on level with the nigga.

"SHIT IS, NOW I CAN MAKE A BURNING GUN AND IT'S STRONG, OR A BURNING MELON. OR SHit, just a melon. With you, it's gun or nothing, amirite?"

"And it's, like, important to mah identity to be able to melon. You can't assume my identity, gnome sayin? So you two niggers need to get along, nigga. Dat 4D stuff is about bonding with your niggas, not about fighting for the broad. You two wanna help out your niggas or not?"

(Insist on both; stick to La'kane if denied.)

>>4811511

Support for dubs

>>4811466
"Ya gnome, sure. Why not? It did feel like you saved my ass with that glow nigga. Might as well accept ya offer."

>>4811466
>>4811511
+1
Fire cause more original n shit. And melon.
Toss that niggod his AK and cast a spell to demonstrate our powah. Like supernigga-slam the ground with fire explosion or sumthin'

>>4811466
>“Sure” (take it, replace La'kane's blessing with Ma'kayla's)
Man fuck dis 4d hood dice minmax shit, I finna keep the gat

>>4811466
>> “No, thanks” (leave it, keep La'kane's blessing)

>>4809930
uuuuuuump.

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>"LOOK, YOU CAN GUN A FIRE BUT YOU CAN'T FIRE A GUN, GNOME SAYIN?”, you try to reason with Ma’kayla

"SHIT IS, NOW I CAN MAKE A BURNING GUN AND IT'S STRONG, OR A BURNING MELON. OR SHit, just a melon. With you, it's gun or nothing, amirite?"

"AND IT'S, LIKE, IMPORTANT TO MAH IDENTITY TO BE ABLE TO MELON. YOU CAN'T ASSUME MY IDENTITY, GNOME SAYIN? SO YOU TWO NIGGERS NEED TO GET ALONG, NIGGA. DAT 4D STUFF IS ABOUT BONDING WITH YOUR NIGGAS, NOT ABOUT FIGHTING FOR THE BROAD. YOU TWO WANNA HELP OUT YOUR NIGGAS OR NOT?"

Ma’kayla is amused, but not convinced. “SORRY LIL NIGGA, BUT FOR NOW YOU GOTTA CHOOSE”

“IN THAT CASE, I CHOOSE LA’KANE”

You wake up before you can say anything else. You don’t have an AK anymore, but you feel that La’kane’s presence has grown stronger inside of you.

Big George and Real Woman have cleaned out the crib. Real Woman wants to talk about something, probably something to do with all the shit you got yourself into recently. Big George is singing a song in the corner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM1vrJJKTlk

> “Sup man, what you need?”
> “Sup girl, what you need?”
> Join Big George in singing
> Write in

>>4816615
>> Write in

Test the waters and see if you can light a larger fire in your hands.

Then:

> “Sup uh.... girl, what you need?”

>>4816615
>> Write in
Launch watermelons at these two niggas and remind them that we on a mission to kill whitey or some sheeyit. And tell that dumb ho to be quiet.

>>4816615
>"I have had the weirdest fucking trip, man."
>"Sup, 'gal', what ya want?"

>>4816615
>> Write in
>Sup niggas, what's brewing? Got any meth for tomorning?

>>4816615
>Join Big George in singing

>>4816615
>>4816651
+1
Also try to summon a lemon.

Good night, lil' nigga. You rolled with the punches well.

I'm the anon who wrote the first write-in. The >Creampie a whitey one. I'd like to stick to the end, too; but I've experienced the QM curse myself, so it's all understandable. Keep your family safe, like I did not.

>>4826064
Thank you for playing!
Sorry for not communicating with you guys better on this. Updates will be less frequent for the next few weeks, but I should be able to get an update out within the next day or two.

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>>4826108

Wanted to post this here, felt compelled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EST7GG8Ru0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16L__Pb8aIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZdKUXhwcrc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76LSSeFqAY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj_XNm1ZkVI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5JVPWGRllo

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Sorry for keeping you niggas waiting for so long
You think about testing your powers, but you're not sure what to try out. Based on the past few days, you'll probably get a chance to fight soon enough anyway. For now, it's time to talk with the ho
"Sup girl, what you need?", you ask.
"Thank you so much!", Real Woman responds. "You two boys are the first people I've met who weren't transphobic chuds, nyaa", she continues, raising her hands palms-down in front of her chest. "Can I help you with anything? Smashing the patriarchy, maybe?"
> Fuck yeah, nigguh!
> No thanks, we wuz doin a nail n bail on yo ass, a hump n dump, a skeet n retreat, gnome sayin?
> Hol up... so you be sayin... you iz a man? Sheeeeit...
> Why the fuck you actin like a cat n shit?
> Write in

>>4828663
>Why the fuck you actin like a cat n shit?
Honestly that's frankly the most concerning part of this. A hole is a goal but the cat shit is wack.

>>4828663
it's all good, niggas is always late and running out on their creations. hol up is u a real nigga after all?

> Hol up... so you be sayin... you iz a man? Sheeeeit...

>>4828663
> Fuck yeah, nigguh! ...but why tha fuck you actin like a cat n shit?

Welcome back, Nigga Master. Good to see ya didn't abandon us like sum whitey.

>>4828663
Does da hoe have a dick or nah? Askin cause fake pussy is sum freaky voodoo shit, might be disturbin our aura n shit gnome sayin'

>>4828686
Pretty sure in the original thread, something about a "foul smelling gash" was said.

>>4828689
Nigga Lore Master

>>4828689
Holy fuck, biohazard. We gotta test our powers around the troon if it's true.

>>4828663
> Write in
> I dunno, we're not tanzphoning or whatevers, but we're fighting the white oppressors here. You're all cool, but if you wanna join our fight, you gotta be a nigga, not a whitey, gnome sayin? How bout I hook you up with our nigga g0ds and they figure something our for ya, OK or OK?

itt: whitey tryna speak like black kingz but fails badly

>>4829064
Case in point, this post: >>4829064

>>4829064
Look nigga it be fine if a bitch ass cracka tryna talk like us cuz we gon loot they house and rape they sister and when we go to da judge that bitch kamala and she sugar daddy joe biden gon be like "not guilty, cracka deserved it, niggas needed they reparations" and gib us da pardon, word

>>4830371
I can't tell if this is an actual black person or not

>>4830765
I’m either a whitey talking in Ebonics or a black person who forgot to put three emojis after every other word. You decide

>>4830765
No actual black person types "gib" unironcially. They also will only sue "da" occasionally, for emphasis to show off they street. They know how to type the word "the", and will generally do so. It takes more effort to type in phonetic Ebonics/AAVE than to not do so.

>>4829039
>Supporting this, btw. See if our gods can make this lady transracial, like a reverse Mormon enlightenment.

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Happy Saint George Floyd day!

>>4832685
>filename

Sorry for aborting this thread like a black fetus, and not communicating with you guys better. Unfortunately, life got in the way of running this quest. Let me know whether you'd be interested in part 3 when I have the time to run it again.

>>4850445
Please keep it going, it keeps all the /pol/locks out of the good quests.

>>4850445
Keep it going! Top 5 favorite quest ever

>>4850445
ofc we want part 3!

>>4850445
was a pretty funny thread, I'm up

>>4850520
don't get too mad now jamal