"Wait a second..." Neco-Arc Chaos is reading through the letter on the counter. His hand tremble as he reads the news "Already?! It's only been a month!" He simply can't believe that there is already going to be another Carnival so soon after the last. Also who is even sending these letters?

"Un-un-un!" Bubbles is just as excited as always.

"Well, seeing as I was so rudely ignyored. I felt like another Carnyaval would be the best way to improve things." Neco-Arc herself stands triumphantly on top of the counter, looming over Chaos with her arms crossed.

"You... You can't just create another Carnival! That's... That's not how it works!" The desperate sounding cat spirit tries to convince her to stop her foolish actions.

"It is now! Check this out, nya." The cat-like creatures flashes an autograph of somebody that she recently received. The sheet of paper is glowing with a golden power.

"Wait a minute, that's...!" Neco-Arc Chaos realizes just what the bizarre sheet of paper that Neco-Arc is holding is immediately, and leaps forwards to try to grab it off of her, only for him to suddenly be teleported back to the chair he was sitting on.

"That's right! The signyature of a true fan! With this, I control everything! A perfect carnyaval of my own creation!" Neco-Arc seems to have gone mad with the power of the wishes of a single fan.

"No, you... you fool! you don't know what you're doing with that! Are you trying to start the Forever Carnival?!" Neco-Arc Chaos tries his hardest to grab the piece of paper from the deluded cat spirit, only for him to find himself returning to his chair the moment he gets close to her.

"Un-un-un!"

"So what if I am? Are you really telling me you're happy with the amount of screenyatime we're getting in this story? He didn't even decide to follow an obvious plothook! Now! Begin the global rewrite! Begin the Forever Carnyaval!" The piece of paper floats into the air and glows brightly. "Yes! Yes! It's finnyaly time for-" The piece of paper suddenly stops glowing entirely and falls to the ground without any more fanfare. "Oh. Out of power. Guess it's just a normal Carnyaval."

...

A long and awkward silence passes between everyone in the cafe.

"It's starting." Neco-Arc Chaos sighs.

I'll post the stories in... I don't know, 20 minute intervyals?

>>4784053
Of the ones we've got complete so far, we have Can't Trace that. "Where did Tiamat go?" and Monica's Diary.

Otome Shinji! GB him if you wish or not! 4rth wall breaking with shiki and shirou!

>>4784053
Fine by me. How many have you planned to do this time?

>>4784057
As many as I can.

WILL NEKO ARC CONTEND TO JOIN THE SHINJI BOWL?

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>>4784049
>Oh. Out of power. Guess it's just a normal Carnyaval.
>Out of power
>Power

Dear Diary - Date: XXXX - Entry: 22

I've been working this job for those Matou assholes for some time now, I wouldn't normally take a job from a family of such... poor reputation in the Clocktower and Mercenary Circles, but I figured it was just a simple babysitting job, y'know? Easy money. Nobody needs to get shot and nobody needs to die, I just need to make sure that their brat doesn't wander off somewhere and get himself kidnapped to be sold for ransom or dissected for parts or whatever.
God I hate magi.

Dear Diary - Date: XXXX - Entry: 23

Something seems to be different about Shinji, I'm not sure what changed, but... he seems to be a lot more motivated. I'm guessing that as the heir of his family, he started taking things a little bit more seriously, he's only eight years old, but most magi learn from a very young age how to use magecraft to continue the family legacy or goal. Sometimes, you're taught from birth, born and raised by your family for no reason other than to continue on their research. Or sometimes you're born as a tool to finish their research or to be used as a resource in their research. Sometimes children are born just to be raised and molded into living weapons.
God I hate magi.

Dear Diary - Date: XXXX - Entry: 27

I've grown accustomed to Shinji being around. I guess that my first appraisal of the kid was wrong. He's acting like a man on a mission for some reason. I have no idea what he might be attempting to accomplish, but I've seen those eyes of his before. Those aren't the eyes you'd ever expect to see on an eight year old. They are burning with a great amount of determination and energy. Could something have been a wake-up call to him about something his own family are doing? There wouldn't be much of a reason for him to have suddenly gotten this antsy, right? Maybe I'll go through a few of these books, see if I can't find out just what the Matou family are actually guilty of.
God I hate magi.

Dear Diary - Date: XXXX - Entry: 28

No luck figuring out what the Matou family actually really do from the books kept at this place. Looks like they didn't want to leave an easily traceable record of just what it is that they're up to. There'a a few references to the Holy Grail War going on in Japan right now, sure, but nothing more concrete than that. I refuse to believe that their goal is only the Holy Grail though, that ritual has failed too many times in the past for anybody going into it to have pure motives about winning it. If a ritual has failed three times in the past, that's about the time anybody with any sense at all will be able to realize that they should either stop it or change it fundamentally. Hell, if you actually look at the fundamentals of the Grail War, it's practically doomed to fail eternally anyway. Seven Heroic Spirits bound to Seven Magus Masters by a contract with Command Spells that allow the Master to control the Servant with three commands they cannot disobey. In theory, simple, the last one standing should get the wish. In practice, doomed, because magi are all crybabies who will shit everything up in order to prevent somebody from getting their own way if they aren't getting theirs.
God I hate magi.

Dear Diary - Date: XXXX - Entry: 35

Parted way with Shinji. Now he's back off to his no doubt abusive magus family. I wish I could do more for all those children around the planet stuck in positions like him. It's not a life a child should be forced to live. I heard the Magus Killer was involved in the Fourth Holy Grail War, kind of impressive the kid even has a family home to go back to at all. Then again, it ended with failure once more, apparently a huge blazing conflagration poured out of the Holy Grail and killed about 300 people, men, women, children. Total indiscriminate death. Of course, the people running the war probably consider those to be an acceptable number of casualties for their ritual.
God I hate magi.

Dear Diary - Date: XXXX - Entry 80

Met with Shinji again. For some reason he has business in an average sized Japanese town called... get this 'Misaki Town'. Yeah, that Misaki Town. The same one that Aozaki bitch lives in. I have a strict code, y'know? I don't go after the people who I don't think deserve it, so when she decides to not only protect a mark because she was nearby, but also get into an actual fight with me after she was unable to save him from being choked to death by his own stupid necklace? Leaves a real bad taste in the mouth. I tried to explain things to her, that the guy I killed was actually in charge of a people smuggling ring that provided raw human material to magi less opposed to illegal means, but she just wouldn't listen, would she? She means well, at least, but eugh, learn to read a situation before you storm in like the hero, 'Blue'.
I've still remember the bruises from that fight. I feel like I gave as good as I got, but she was obviously holding back.
God I hate magi.

Dear Diary - Date XXXX - Entry 82

Killed a Dead Apostle today. Didn't remember his name. Doubt I'll be seeing him or hearing mention of him again. Killing him also provided me with an unexpected cash sum, which was nice. He was after Shinji, and... well, I'm the kid's bodyguard, it was my duty to protect him from the Dead Apostle. Maybe next time they might learn their opponents before confronting somebody with the ability to manipulate electromagnetism while standing on a ferrous sewer grate. Dumbass.
God I hate dead apostles.

Dear Diary - Date XXXX - Entry 120

I miss Shinji.

Dear Diary - Date XXXX - Entry 300

Today I helped Shinji deal with his grandfather. Or at least that was the plan. The old worm seems to have fled deep into the sewers, and while we successfully raided Shinji's family home, there was no Zouken Matou in sight. I heard what was going on, and I knew it, I knew that there was something shady going on with that bastard family. Well, at least Shinji isn't a bastard like the rest of his family were, and his sister seems like a cute girl too. Though, that's not to say she looks harmless. There's a certain look in her eyes that hides a hidden layer of danger that Shinji is apparently completely oblivious to. Still, I wouldn't want to spoil his relationship with his younger sister. It's refreshing to see that there are at least some people in this world who would go to great lengths to save the people they care about.
Wait, shit, is this thing out of pages?
Damn it!

>>4784069
So are we going to make a robot puppet for Tesla to migrate to or are we simply excising him?

>>4784069
>There's a certain look in her eyes that hides a hidden layer of danger that Shinji is apparently completely oblivious to
Thats the raw incestuous energy emanating from her

>>4784069
Tesla was really good match for her.
>>4784073
We can put him to work and he will be very useful during Clocktower purging arc.

>>4784059
Hope you get to the transfer student one. I assume that's Shinji + Co's insanity in Waver's class?

>>4784080
Well sure that would be nice but we’re not letting him use our bodyguard as meatpuppet.

"This is... terrible" Mash looks out at the ruins of Uruk, the Chaos Tide having completely overwhelmed the city. There wasn't a single human survivor left in all of Uruk, barring their small group.

"Does... Mother really hate humanity this much?" Ishtar speaks softly as the city burns.

"Who knows? The voice of that Beast does not seem to reach us, does it even have a mind of its own? It's simply a mechanism that exists only to destroy the world. The Moment that Tiamat became an Evil of Humanity, I imagine it ceased to be the Tiamat that you knew." Gilgamesh states calmly, analytically observing the situation.

"Then... Then how are we going to stop Mother?" Ishtar frowns. She might have taken her anger out on Uruk in the past, but never ever to a level like this. This was nothing short of complete and total genocide.

"I imagine that when Uruk completely disappears, the evils she has spawned will cease." The king frowns too, still thinking of a means out of their terrible situation. "Still, the time for chatter is over, our Mother approaches." A great layer of clouds surrounding the ginormous goddess disappear. "Ishtar, take to the sky, there is no sense in you remaining grounded here, hover above and wait for my signal."

"Nnh, fine. But you're awfully overconfident for a human. Ritsuka, make sure he sticks with you, and make sure he doesn't do anything rash!" Ishtar, in what would normally be a rare moment of concern for her, demands the Master of Chaldea to ensure Gilgamesh's safety, or at least his inability to do something stupid. Since possessing her current vessel, Ishtar has managed to become quite a bit more tolerable.

"Fool! Ritsuka is sticking with me! Not the other way around! Now, behold the power of the King of Uruk!" Hundreds of projectiles slam into Tiamat, though they barely slow her down.

"But... The Dingir? How are they being fired without being operated?" Mash questions the King of Heroes.

"Ha! The Dingir were designed by ME, they function with MY magical energy, AND THEY ARE CONTROLLED BY ME!" The projectiles keep firing upon the Beast, her progress towards the ziggurat being slowed if ever so slightly.

"But... what about the Lapis Lazuli?" Mash asks a pointless and irritating question.

"Merely a substitute for magical energy, now watch as I show you what I am capable of! I with the blood of both a human, and as much as it irritates me, a god, shall-!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Tiamat's eye glows bright red like a small star before Gilgamesh stumbles backwards. In a fraction of an instant, a single red bolt of energy was fired, piercing through the heart of the King of Uruk without issue.

"Ah, you would... try to snipe me? This is nothing! Simply a mortal wound! This shall not stop me from my duty to defend Uruk!" Half of Gilgamesh's words are bravado, and the other is genuinely his belief in himself that such a wound will not truly prove capable of being able to stop him. Though as he remains standing without issue despite the baseball sized hole in his chest where his heart should be. There's another flash of light, and the group brace themselves for an impact.

An impact which never comes.

"What's... What's going on?" Mash looks out at the City of Uruk, all traces of Tiamat had just completely disappeared.

>Tiamat is... Gone?
>Did something happen to Tiamat?

"There's... no readout at all! Tiamat's magical energy signature has disappeared entirely from this world!" The holographic projection of Romani sounds more panicked at the sudden disappearance of the Beast than he was by the presence of her in the first place.

"What do you mean she's gone?!" Gilgamesh, despite his mortal wound, is somewhat displeased by Tiamat's disappearance. "Did Beast II escape somehow? But... who could have done such a thing?"

"It appears... It appears as if time had undergone... revision! Revision before our very eyes! Tiamat is... gone from this age entirely!" Romani sounds completely befuddled as he reveals the readouts to the group.

"Then... is it over? Did we... Did we win?" Mash looks at the still burning city. The fires had yet to go out, but the Chaos Tide and the Lahmu, all of them have disappeared.

"No... There's... Something else at play here." Gilgamesh is still ignoring his fatal wound, even with the threat to Uruk disappeared. "Somebody was behind this. Somebody with the power to manipulate even a Beast freely. Such people should not exist, but..." King Gilgamesh trails off, trying his hardest to figure out just what on Earth has occurred.

"Could it have been Solomon?" Mash is still worried that things are about to take a turn for the worse.

"Ha! That fool? I doubt it, even his power to control Tiamat was limited to merely releasing her from her prison. No, this... This must've been the will of Tiamat herself somehow. But... why? She was moments away from achieving her goal of wiping out humanity, so... why would she have left?"

I miss Monica.

>>4784073
I don't want to leave the angry autist in her head for a second more. We can resummon him later if we want.

>So... we won then?
>So... mission complete?

"I... I guess so, Senpai. But... this is worrying, we didn't defeat Beast II at all, so... she's still out there somewhere. We're going to need to be on our guard for the person who did this." Mash is clearly very worried by the threat.

"I doubt that whoever did this is a foe. Or that it was even something done on purpose." Gilgamesh looks up to the sky. "I... noticed something the moment Tiamat disappeared and this Singularity began to repair itself, my eyes showed me... An opening to a void without time, a temple containing the means to summon an endless number of Gods, and..." King Gilgamesh suddenly smiles for some reason. "...Outsider." The king collapses to the floor, allowing himself to succumb to the wound he suffered at Tiamat's hands. With his death, the singularity will truly be restored, and proper history will flow in the place of the singularity.

>This kind of feels like an anti-climax.
>Wait a minute... The final boss was a Bel Lahmu?!

We're not going to marry Monica are we?

>>4784092
Monica the mega groomer. Touko needs to step up her game!

>>4784092
I don't think she'll want that.

It's going to be fun when we meet that chaldea crew and tell them exactly why their singularities got fucked up mid-run.

>>4784089
ur welcome based Gil

>>4784089
Marauder shields!

>>4784089
Based. Paradox Incarnated singularity when?

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>>4784083
Of course Monica`s wellbeing takes priority.
But if puppet body is possible and with our money and some really good ideas we could put him to work.
>>4784089
No wonder other Alayas are seething with jealousy.

>>4784102
>Other Alayas seething with jealousy
Good. They can seethe even more when they see Alaya and Shinji having a one on one H scene in Alaya's world. Every single counter guardian and grand servant they send to us will be recruited to ourside, how reee inducing that must be for the other Alaya's.

You'll... You'll take this malevolence into your own body! You begin to fully draw the dark energy into your body, and the world goes black as you finish doing so. You wake up on the cold hard floor of the prison. You can see Sakura, and you can even still see Stheno and Euryale, but... Medusa is... missing? No, that's... not quite right. You're Medusa. Wait a second. No that's not right either. You're not Medusa, and you're not Shinji Makiri. Or... Wait a minute...

"Oh fantastic. This is just... great." You get up from the floor. You can hear a voice in the back of your mind.

'Shinji, what... what happened? Why am I possessing you right now and... what are these memories.'

"Ah... Ahahaha... Memories... Medusa?" Your voice is incredibly awkward as you come to a certain realization of the fact that while you may have remained in charge of your body, which is now just as powerful as a Servants, the two of you are... of one mind, sort of. You have access to all of Medusa's thoughts and memories, and she has access to all of your thoughts and memories.

'I just want you to know that I'm very disappointed in you.'

"You... You don't have to look through all that, you know?" You plead with the voice of the woman in your head. Already wondering whether it's a possibility for Medusa to be extracted from you somehow. She can be given her body back, you're pretty sure.

'But I'm having such fun, Shinji! Oh my, is that Rin? What is she doing with all those old men?' Rider's voice is genuinely shocked as she goes through some of the things you would've rather been able to forget since you came to this world. 'Oh dear, is that me and Sakura... with... Shirou, of all people? Scandalous.'

"Please stop, Rider. This... This isn't funny anymore."

'No Shinji, this isn't funny, it's... hilarious. Why on earth do you have such memories locked away? I don't really know if I want the answer, but... there's a whole lot of stuff here... A lot of snakes and dragons too. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you had an... attraction to them...?

"Can we talk about something other than the doujins, Rider, please?! You've got access to my deepest innermost thoughts and memories, so can you please just... discover what I truly am before you go rummaging through my memories of stuff like that?!" You look at Sakura and the two sleeping girls on the floor, before you look down at your own outfit. What was once a dignified suit has been replaced by what can only be called a black and pink male stripper's outfit. This... This is just the worst. You want to disappear. You want another chance. Would killing yourself right here and now maybe let you go to the Taiga Dojo so you could have another choice? Well, if you did it, it would have to be something you didn't make as a conscious choice. A fun joke, but... Well, it's probably better that somebody find out just what's going on in your head half the time.

How about every other manaka travels to our boi shinji's timeline?

'Oh, I already realized that the moment you and I became one. It's not really something I want to bother focusing on right now. Right now, lets focus on a few of these delightful memories of yours.'

"You're going to make my life a living hell from now on, aren't you, Rider?" You mutter, this is truly the absolute worst outcome of events. Medusa is never ever going to let you live this down, even if she's given her body back, she's going to hold this over your head for the rest of your life. You've got a great deal of power available to you now, that's true, but the price that power came at is... well, a cost greater than any you would've ever thought possible. Your choices are now to allow yourself to be bullied by Rider from within your own mind for the rest of your life, or attempt release Rider and risk everyone else finding out what she now knows about you. You should've just let her fight her own battle at the end there. That's pretty clear now. Maybe you can bribe Medusa into pretending to forget what she now knows about you?

Probably not.

we might the right decision not fusing with her

>>4784120
It would have satisfied the fetishes of certain people.......
me....

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>>4784113
>pic related is how we look like

>>4784125
Good.

>>4784113
Damn, I underestimated how chill Medusa is.

>>4784111
Oh no, not the doujins. Anything but the doujins. Those filthy, disgusting, dragon and snek and Sakura vore doujins. Even the memes are better.

>>4784120
Definitely the right decision.

>>4784111
>>4784113
>Medusa went right for doujin memories and was specifically searching for dragon and snake monster girls
Intriguing.
>>4784120
Non-Carnival version would have been more serious I imagine.
Medusa doing some meta commentary would have spice things are a bit too.

>>4784130
Medusa reaction to Femme Fetale doujin when?

>>4784125
didn't canon!Shinji also get put in a deathloop?

Solving harem issues would have been such a wild ride with rent free Medusa.

>>4784134
i care so little for what happened to canon shinji that i couldnt tell you even if you put a gun against my head, anon

That golden sword of truth that is being wielded by Shinji. I... I want to make a weapon like that too! Trace on. I activate my magic circuits. Shinji doesn't appreciate the beauty of the weapon he so casually created. The golden light that makes it up is of a greater level than any weapon I've ever seen before. No, it's a thousand orders of magnitude beyond them all, comparing the Noble Phantasms of Servants to a weapon like this is like comparing a child's hand painting to a masterpiece from the Renaissance. The two simply don't compare. This sword. I need to hold it for myself.

First step: Judging the Concept of Cre-

My mind freezes. My blood freezes. My body freezes. My brain works overtime just trying to figure out the concept of which the weapon was formed. Truth. What... What is Truth? Why can my mind not comprehend it? It's a sword, right? So... why is it that... Why is it that I can't figure out... It's a sword. I feel my body start to seize up, before it comes apart in a show of white light. In that moment, I am liberated from this world. I successfully manage to parse the concept of Truth, and as a result, I cease to be. I hear the last few words of Shinji before ascending.

"What the fuck?"

DEAD END.

"No Saber! Don't use Excalibur! I have a better idea!" A blade of prismatic light appears in my mind's eye. If absolute destruction is what we're looking for, than this weapon is something even greater than Saber's Excalibur. A blade taken from a God of War, repurposed into a weapon of mass destruction by its new wielder and used to bring civilizations to their knees. Yes, the sword of Attila the Hun... No, the Sword of Ares. While Excalibur could be called a blade of victory, the concept taking form in the light of the blade's swing, victory doesn't necessarily bring destruction. Not like War does.

I strain my body to its limits as I trace the Divine Construct, the supreme blueprints provided to me by Shinji allow me to trace even those weapons which are beyond my normal limits. Though my copy of the weapon is significantly downgraded from the original still, it's undoubtedly the Sword of Mars. The weapon of the War God appears in my hand, but... I hadn't taken into account one thing. The... connection to the God Ares. Before I can use the blade to generate the attack necessary to obliterate the growing ball of metal following after us, a circle of magic appears directly above us all, none of us even see the attack coming, as a beam of deadly heat and light purges all in its path. Shinji notices the beam at the same time he sees the sword I wield.

"Shirou you fucking idio-"

DEAD END.

Of all the weapons that were shown to me by the supreme blueprints Shinji had access to, there is... there is one that stands out among all the others. A weapon... a blade, that would surely kill any God or even those beings beyond God. Not through imposing a concept of death upon them or forcing them to become mortal, but simply by completely and utterly obliterating every trace of their existence. Slash Emperor: The ultimate blade that represents a potential future of Humanity. I don't know how Shinji managed to see something like this, or attain blueprints for its creation superior to even what I can discern through structural analysis, but... It's a supreme blade. Even compared to Excalibur or the weapon wielded by Gilgamesh, Slash Emperor exists entirely on a separate level. A weapon of humanity from the far future, excelling at the function of slaying Ultimate Ones. Slash Emperor as a singular weapon is something that could overpower even the maximum strength of the planet. A weapon forged after the death of Gaia, not suffering from limitations that other weapons must face. If it were to be used against a planet, then that planet would surely be destroyed. If it were to be used against a God, then that God would surely meet their death. Slash Emperor is itself a Doomsday Weapon, a weapon that consumes planets. A weapon that destroys the world for the sake of humanity.

He wasn't sure how things had come to this, somehow, Shinji and the rest were incapable of stopping Orochi, and though they had managed to disrupt his plans, Orochi managed to escape from them and begin to cause havoc. The huge eight headed snake dragon was headed on a war path directly towards Fuyuki. There's no other option left. No other weapon is great enough to defeat such an enemy. I follow all the steps of creation, ignoring the withering pain as my body starts to undergo necrosis as a result of trying to form the weapon.

Finally, the seed in which Slash Emperor sprouts from is within my hand. The blade that destroys planets. Slash Emperor. Gods, being aspects of the planet, are of course extra susceptible to the power of the weapon. It's only natural for aspects of a planet to be weak to something that has the power to consume planets. The mere act of tracing the seed has given me the ability to float with it as it grows. To wield it as its original... or perhaps rather, its potential future owner, would wield it. The sword grows massively, until the blade itself towers over both Orochi and the tallest buildings in Fuyuki.

I bring the blade down on the rampaging god.

The results are impossible, they cannot be put into words.

So for now, let me just give you the results.

The blade cuts downwards through the god, and splits them in twain. Instead of healing as it should have been able, the Beast simply dissolves into light and leaves nothing left without even a sound of surprise.

In other words.

A God cut, defeated.

Dead End.

Pretty much exactly that I was expecting.

>>4784158
Based

>>4784158
Based death, full on GAR

>>4784158
lmao is that based on the Musashi cutting Chaos path text?

>>4784158
Awesome.

However, Artoria needs you bro. Stay with us.

>>4784158
Based Chad Slash Emperor Shirou. I'm guessing Shinji died in this timeline.

Enjoying the Carnival so far?

>>4784176
yes

>>4784176
ofc, now give us the Beast at Chaldea

>>4784176
Yes! Are we going to see Shinji-chan or Ayaka soon?

>>4784176
this is based yes

>>4784180
its really low on the list so probably not this Paradox Carnival

>>4784176
Yes.

>>4784176
Yes.
Wish we could have seem the dojos from shirou's deaths

>>4784069
She really like us, dont she?
We need to save her before something happens.

>>4784089
its funny, SF ishtar stole ishtarin's bull and we stole her mother.

>>4784158
Based shirou doing murder suicide to another being stronger than him.

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>>4784158
I admit, I expected him tracing Slash Emperor to have been more stupid. Was a badass dead end, bro.

>>4784176
Hell yeah.

>>4784190
Agreed. And not just from his tracing either, I bet he did stupid shit like jumping into Ibaraki's flames to protect Saber when they got attacked. Maybe next Carnival.

>first death is shirou being zero summing because he realizes the truth
>second is him not realizing that Photon Ray is aimed at his current position and he has to redirect it
>third is the death of a hero

Cool shit.

"So... let me get this straight, the Clocktower... has a blind date... sweepstakes?" Alan was intrigued by this whole sweepstakes thing, it turns out that every male magus is signed up to it, and once a year, one magus is randomly picked! While normally, he wouldn't have bothered indulging himself in such a silly sounding game, it's not like his other self really had anything better to do, and it's not like Shinji was around either.

"That's right, Alan." Waver groans. "Or well... it's more like a randomly assigned punishment." His teacher groans. While Alan was more powerful by a great deal than any of the idiot humans in this ridiculous building, he was still intrigued by just how they carried about their lives. The best humans to torment are the ones who think they have power. Their power as they considered it was naught but a fleeting gasp for air in a cold lifeless void. These humans... weren't important, but it was fun to indulge the ones who thought they were.

"In... what way is it a punishment, Sir?" If he really wanted to know, he could simply connect to his other self, and access all of the information this world has, but... again, what's the fun in that? Half the fun of playing around in this world was getting to experiment with it. This world wasn't much more than a toy box in the grand scheme of things. If he wished it, he could erase this world at it's origin point at the instant it was formed with his full power, but that's all kinds of boring. No, he was mostly here for that one boy, but there's nothing saying he can't have a little bit of fun with the rest of them.

"Well, it's uh... I'm sorry about this Alan, but... I'm pretty sure they'd organize me to be killed if I mentioned anything else, you're just going to have to... hope that you survive the next few hours." Waver Velvet, a pitiable man who thinks he is in any sort of position to pity somebody else. Lord El-Melloi II, a fancy title that roughly translates to 'Reines' Bitch' in Layman's terms.

"So what, I've... just got to go to this room listed on this letter?" It looks to be some sort of private room in the Aristocrat controlled part of the Clocktower, interesting... Who could the one behind this 'blind date' be then? Likely somebody in the Aristocrat faction with a great deal of trouble getting men to approach them. Well, whatever.

"Well, it would be best if you made a will first, but... that's about it, yeah. I'm really sorry about this, Alan." Waver apologizes again, well for whatever reason, the man does seem to be at least concerned about his well-being, so it might not be the best to respond with active scorn for him. Most humans are deserving of contempt, but even among humans that aren't him, there are those... who perhaps deserve some degree of acknowledgment. Though magi in general are fools trying to reach beyond their station. The Root? There's multiple beings across this world's timelines who have direct access to such a thing, and if he were willing to wield his full power against them, they would be destroyed in an instant along with their planet. To somebody like him, the Root is, at the end of the day, simply another tool.

"I'll be fine, Sir. Trust me." Alan remains as professional and composed as he normally does. He does enjoy this persona a great deal. He could only imagine how he could drive the heads of this institute to madness simply by announcing his presence to them. The only one who could be a bother is that Zelretch, but... well, he's been blocked off from entering this world directly. Serves him right for being a known vector! "Now, the message indicated that I must meet her no later than 11:30am, so I'll speak with you later."

A date. It's strange, he'd never been on a blind date before, he'd interacted with humanity through a host of vessels and containers in the past, true, but he'd never taken as much of an active interest in them as he has thanks to Shinji's presence. The idea that something on a higher scale to him could happily live life as a human was... intriguing. What was so great about being a human anyway? They are weak, they die quickly, they are downright inferior to those Gods that they once worshiped even after 'out-growing' their worship. Quite ridiculous, those Gods may have served to protect them against the threats that could emerge from the stars beyond humanity. Well, some of them, at least.

He makes his way to the room, which he finds is locked. Knocking on the door earns him a response from the inhabitant. "What's the word on the bottom left of the letter?" The woman's voice sounds frustrated and annoyed. She's clearly been forced into this as well, which... well, it's a little bit strange that both people involved on a blind date seem to be somewhat unwilling participants to it.

"It's wind." It doesn't take long for Alan to relay the information to the woman behind the door, and a clicking sound from the door invites him to open it. He's not at all nervous, but even so, he takes a deep breath as he opens up the door. Prepared to be pleasantly surprised by whatever awaits him beyond the door. Honestly, no matter who it is, this is bound to be at least a mildly amusing way to spend the afternoon.

"Good. I was waiting for you. Let's just get this out of the way." The woman sitting at the table is none other than Lorelei Barthomeloi, the intrigue of this situation thickens, whatever could the so called 'Queen of the Clocktower' be doing, going out on blind dates with random members of the Clocktower? "Look, before you ask me some stupid question about what this is all about, I'm just going to tell you. Every year, by agreement with my family, I agree to go on a single date. Congratulations on being chosen. Now, before we get started, what's your name, rank, and family status?" The woman is annoyingly all business, hell, even he knew more about how dates were supposed to work than this woman. No wonder her family have had to effectively resort to abusing their power in the clocktower.

"You're kind of demanding, aren't you? This is meant to be a date, not a survey. You need to-" The woman cuts him off. Unbelievably.

"I asked you a question." Her eyes narrow, but Alan narrows his own eyes to match her, cutting him off mid sentence is a guaranteed way to piss him off.

"Well, I told you that I don't really feel like answering it. You don't hold any power over me. If you want to actually date somebody, then how about you get off your high horse and start acting like a human being?" Honestly, nothing pissed him off more than humans acting like they were beyond humanity. You're not going to rise above your station, so don't act like you are! Is that really too much to ask?

"Well, you're not a coward. Or you're remarkably stupid." The woman at the table drums her metal gloved hand against the surface, probably in some doomed attempt to intimidate him. Ha! Queen of the Clocktower or not, she's no threat. "But... you're at least more entertaining than the rest of the 'dates' I've had in the past. So... take a seat, I assume you already know who I am, but for the sake of formalities, I am Barthomeloi Lorelei, and you are?"

"Alan Thorpe, first generation magus and conqueror of a billion planets." Lorelei raises an eyebrow at that, but apparently dismisses it as a joke. It wasn't a joke. "My rank is... well, I'm only a Cause right now." If he wanted to, he could've blown away the entire evaluation department to get the rank of Grand, but that's no fun. You become unapproachable and people become wary of you if they are of the belief that you are somebody a great deal above them.

"A first generation magus...? What sort of magecraft are you studying?" Lorelei, despite herself, appears to be interested in him. Well, that's fine, he supposes.

"The alignment of the stars and the effect that the cosmos can have on humanity." He can barely suppress a smile. Too easy.

A few hours pass, and eventually, Alan leaves the room adjusting his creased suit alongside a disheveled looking Lorelei. The woman is a bright red shade of crimson as she scurries off down the corridor. So... was that what humans enjoy then? He'll have to tell Waver all about this.

>>4784223
Tell me whatis, was there handholding involved?

>>4784223
I was thinking you were going to set him up with Yang Guifei somehow.

>>4784226
There may have been some excessively lewd consensual handholding going on.

>>4784228
You were planning on doing that in the quest itself, no?
I wanted to make this a surprise.
It's also not really much of a blind date if you already know the other person.

>>4784223
Based Alan

>>4784223
Alan is a chad

>>4784236
Wish we were

>>4784223
Damn, Alan. Making Lorelei a tomato is no easy feat, great job.

>>4784222
>Every year, by agreement with my family, I agree to go on a single date.
That's not gonna happen to us when we go right?

>>4784223
Man, Alan has game.

>>4784241
>That's not gonna happen to us when we go right?
Haha

>>4784232
>You were planning on doing that in the quest itself, no?
I do hope we get a chance. Cthugha is pretty good at keeping Nyarly on his toes and behaving nicely.
>I wanted to make this a surprise.
It was superb, no complaints here.
He even has better moral compass than most of magi if we judge by internal monologue.

And honestly after seeing this we better asking Alan for love advices.

>>4784253
Or Shirou, they’re both more based than us

>>4784214
>Lord El-Melloi II, a fancy title that roughly translates to 'Reines' Bitch'
Savage, based Nyarly.

>>4784254
>"Shinji, you just need to put your sword inside her scabbard."

>>4784260
Explain further.

>>4784260
You lost me.

>>4784260
Instructions unclear, Avalon caught in ceiling fan.

"OK, Mash, have you got your shield? We've got enough resources to summon another Servant." Ritsuka was ready to summon another Servant, hopefully she'd be able to summon somebody strong enough to help them get through the Lostbelts. She only just managed to get through Russia, and the next one is looking like it's going to be even more of a challenge to get through. She needed to be strong though, the world... everyone was counting on her to be strong. If she gave up, then there would be no hope for the world she knew, everyone would disappear without a chance to bring it back.

"I have, Senpai! Preperations are ready, preparing Heroic Spirit Summoning Ceremony! Activating the..." The lights turn off as all power is lost to Novum Chaldea. Red lightning crackles around the center of the summoning chamber, a feeling of dread washes over all within the facility. The circle activates all by itself, having siphoned away the full power of the facility. The red lightning increases in intensity until finally, a tanned man with white hair is standing in the center of the circle.

"Wow, so, Beast X? A bit of an odd classification if you ask me, but I suppose it will have to do. Good day, Chaldea! I am the Beast of Alaya, and I'm here to solve this 'bleaching' problem you might be having."

"A... A beast?! Here!? Everyone! Get everyone to-!" The man snaps his fingers, and the lights all come back on, though more importantly the security doors are somehow hacked and locked in an instant. A small crystal is hovering around near the man.

"Yeah... that... that won't be a thing you'll be doing. You see, I'm here as a... I guess you could call me a temporary transfer student? Your Alaya keeps shitting the bed and allowing her world to end, so I'm here to put a stop to that." The man speaks cryptically. "I don't enjoy doing the work of those Counter Force Janitors, but sometimes you just need to step in to stop some stupid shit from happening." The man laughs. "Allow me to introduce myself, my name is (You), though I go by other names, Beast ought to suffice, God knows that DW isn't giving you poor saps a chance to summon another one."

"So... you're a Beast, but... you're on our side?"

"Yeah, funny about how that works, look at your stupid rabbit dog, or maybe Holmes. Did you know that Cu Chulainn in his Caster form is probably just Odin?"

"I... what? What about Holmes?" Mash is quick to jump to the defense of the detective against this mysterious Beast.

"Look... you guys don't even know that Olga Marie is Beast VII yet, do you?" He flippantly changes to topic to something else that is equally unbeleivable.

"WHAT?!" Mash is even more worked up now.

"Well, I don't know the exact details here, but Beast VII has taken the form of Olga Marie. This was probably all part of Marisbury's doings, but I can't say for certain. Basically, Chaldea is a mistake, and the two gormless retards that won the Grail War in this world ruined everything for everyone else." The Beast shrugs. "But never fear, for I'm here to save the day! Your friendly neighborhood Beast-kun has arrived! Move over useless mascot characters! The real muscle has arrived!"

"I... I have no idea what's going on." Ritsuka is left completely bewildered.

"Aww, you're no fun, why couldn't I have been summoned to a Chaldea with a fun version of you?" The Beast is visibly disappointed by Ritsuka's reactions. "Come here, I'm going to apply the concept of Riyo to you." The man may have a warm smile on his face, yet his eyes are visibly deranged.

"W-wait! Get away from her!"

"You stay out of this, eggplant! I'm making this story less of a monotonous slog!" He starts speaking madness again.

"Aren't you supposed to be helping?!" Mash struggles to hold the man back from Ritsuka.

"I am helping! The audience will love a more entertaining main character!" Ritsuka is fairly certain that this Beast must have some form of Madness Enhancement, he's not making a lot of sense here.

>>4784282
>>4784284
So our most CHAD form is Beast of Alaya? Good to know.

>>4784282
I hope the other Alayas humbly apologized to our Alaya for coasting on her strength and then trying to murder her when she asserted her independence before we agreed to do some janny work for them.

>>4784295
I hope our Alaya did Oh ho ho ho laugh at them.

>>4784284
...i thought this was gonna be Tiamat!Sakura at Singularity arc Chaldea

still funny tho

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>>4784301
I might write that idea next.
I'm on a roll.

>>4784306
Do it. And what the fuck fuels you, 7 was a conservative estimate after all.

>>4784306
Do so. Sounds fun.
I also have high hopes for Foreigner Shinji and Wuxia Protagonist Shinji.

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>>4784309
Carnival fuels me.

>>4784301
Some time-fuckery like Summer Hinako being summoned to a pre-lostbelt Chaldea?

Sometimes it was tough to get by as a magus from a relatively newly established family, especially one with as many problems as his family, Roland Heydon was the newest student to sign onto the Modern Magecraft Theory class. Whereas most of the classes in the Clocktower were basically driven by wealth and nepotism, it was said that El-Melloi II's class was something that anybody could realize their potential within. Still, it wasn't easy being the newest student in the class, which is why Roland was especially happy with the news that a new group of Students were joining the class. "Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to a new batch of Transfer Students, as well as the woman who will be... helping me teach modern magecraft theory, Mrs. Colchis." The violet haired woman curtsies slightly at her introduction.

The woman starts her lecture. "Hello, I hear that you're all very well versed in modern magecraft theory, and I believe it will be a complete delight to teach all of you! Now, let's get started, where's the copper plate sacrifice bowl?" Mrs. Cholchis looks up at Lord El-Melloi II, who shakes his head. "The hydra blood?" Another shake. "The harpy feathers? Griffin Hearts? Siren Hair?" The new teacher is looking visibly frustrated now. "...What a poorly stocked institute of learning. Luckily enough, I brought my own. So..." Waver suddenly coughs into his hand to get her attention

"Mrs. Colchis. A word." El-Melloi calls the teacher out of the room, leaving the students to properly get acquainted with the new students. The bunch of them had all apparently come from Japan or somewhere, but it probably wasn't really that important where they came from, especially when it's somewhere as irrelevant as Japan. Nothing important to magic ever happens in that backwater! The apparent 'leader' of the group of new transfers was an overly confident looking kid, Shinji, he was flanked almost at all times by his sister, Sakura, who seemed way too clingy. Just like the other girl clinging to him. Chiyome. Finally, there was... the ginger kid, Shirou, who didn't look like he at all belonged, and finally, Rin. A lot of the younger boys in the class were very much interested in the three attractive girls that these new students brought with them, though the blue haired one, Shinji... He seemed to be way too popular with the ladies in the class, already he was attracting a few gazes from some of the more emotionally open girls. That bastard.

The blue haired boy walks directly up to him, and smiles as he looks him in the eye. "Excuse me, but... your family... Are you suffering from a bloodline curse?" He just... He just went up and asked! That's... That's supposed to be a great secret of the Heydon family! How the hell does he know?!

There's no point in denying it now, he thinks. "Well, yes, the Heydon Family were cursed two hundred years ago. But... why are you asking?"

"I was wondering if you wanted me to remove it for you, it seems like a nasty curse too, a curse on the magic circuits? Yeesh, your ancestors must've pissed off the wrong person to get something like this laid upon them." How... How the hell does he know that!? It's one of the Heydon Family's biggest secrets! At the age of 35, the magic circuits in any given magus born from the blood of the Heydon would combust, killing them instantly. It was how he lost his father six years ago and of course, he didn't tell his wife until a week before his death. A real class act. But... remove it? Ha! Fat chance, this bloodline curse is of the type that can't be removed, Roland had long since given up on the idea of getting it removed, they'd need something equivalent to an Authority over Curses to do tha-

The black haired girl wearing a medical eye patch touches him once, and he feels a strange sensation in his body, he could feel the twisted embrace of the curse unravel in his body. To know that he was no longer guaranteed death at the age of 35, he could... hardly believe what happened. "What... What did you do?"

"I simply had Chiyome break your curse." The man shrugs. "It wasn't exactly a complicated curse, not for somebody who has taken care of divine exorcisms before." He smiles. "Now, Roland, let's get along, shall we? I'm Shinji Makiri, and you strike me as the sort of person who longs for a new world." There's a hidden layer of threat in his words. They aren't directed at him though, rather they are directed at the entire world. This guy... this guy wasn't just some random transfer student from Japan! This guy was genuinely dangerous, and what's more, he'd just effortlessly put him in a situation where he owed him a true debt! What the hell is up with this guy?! He offers a hand to shake, and his smile never falters the entire time. It feels like if he shook his hand, he'd be agreeing to a deal with the devil, yet even so he takes it.

"R-right, Lets get along, Shinji." There was really nothing else he could say. Roland had no choice but to try to keep an eye on Shinji, a guy like that... he was really dangerous, and both El-Melloi II and Mrs. Colchis seemed all too happy to just completely ignore the threat that he represented to their way of life, to the Clocktower's existence!

Roland tried his hardest to keep and eye on Shinji and his subordinates over the next few weeks, but outside of Shinji effortlessly acing every single test given to him, he had no evidence of any suspicious activity. Shinji just... wasn't the sort of person to be found unless he wanted to be found. In fact, while he was thankful that he so effortlessly broke the curse that was on his bloodline, all that managed to do was spark his curiosity. He wanted to know more about Shinji and his allies, and consistently tried to amass evidence against what he perceived were a group of students with less than stellar intentions towards the Clocktower... He didn't even really want to stop them, he just wanted to join them. He didn't want to just be forced to stand to the side as these hugely influential people moved about. He didn't just want to be some footnote! He'd find evidence of their wrong-doings, by God he would!

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>>4784158
Based

>>4784223
Impressive

>>4784325
Clocktower Harry Potter arc is going to be so much fun!

And nepotism rules!

Evangelion Crossover?

>>4784325
Nice.

Damn Chiyome... we really owe gramps for this supply of reliable friends.

How about Shinji Makiri meeting with the rest of the Shinji's, Beast Shinji included.

It's like Shirou meeting redman and Muramasa.

Or better yet, Shinji and Zolgen being a family

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>>4784325
Finally caught up with the thread after bein busy for the past few hours. Having fun so far, hopefully you are also having fun writing these WhatIs :D

I mean they are fun ideas. Pic is unrelated of course

>>4784332
>Eva crossover
Get in the robot Shinji. Or Sakura has to do it again.

(How would our Shinji do if he was thrust into the world of EVA anyways? I wonder how easy it’d be for our Shinji to make third impact just not happen)

>>4784337
Shinji Saving Zolgen from madness could be fun

>>4784344
Shit i dont even want to imagine what would happen. I just chuckle at the meeting between the two Shinjis.

>>4784337
>Shinji giving Zouken a good end redemption arc

Was there any way this could have even been done in-quest? IIIRC even in thread 0 niggas were like 'wormfuck gotta go, non-negotiable'

>>4784357
Not without Justeaze.

>>4784337
Shinji, Zolgen and Byakuya trying to be a family would be pretty funny.

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>>4784369
Shinji! You can't do that! You've changed the future! You've created a Time Paradox Reincarnator!

>>4784360
hey QM, how would the carnival had worked if we refused to give our signature?

>>4784321
>he was flanked almost at all times by his sister, Sakura, who seemed way too clingy
Based and cute, now I'm even more excited for our Clock Tower adventures

I just remembered that maybe we should've had a skit where we kept arguing with all the ruler and conquerer servants about borders and strategy

>>4784374
Kidnapping.

So carnival over?
What now?

>>4784399
food

>>4784325
>Teacher Medea

I want it

>>4784399
Well next one should be Wuxia and after that it's either harem date part 2 or highschool shenanigans

>>4784399
Carnival not over.
QM is write.

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>>4784172
ye

>>4784407
QM made it based instead of fucking retarded

>>4784172
>>4784407
I was hoping somebody would pick up on it actually.
EMIYA has been promoted to being a better suicide bomber than Okita Alter

>>4784407
The nips really can’t stop jerking off to musashi huh

Just fucking call her Grand Saber already, DW.

>>4784411
I think its just Sakurai jerking off their waifu

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>>4784387
So am I, anon.

>>4784390
We'll probably be doing that in the main quest at some point.

>>4784412
Wait isn’t sakurai the one who wrote that shitheap of a singularity, Septem?

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>>4784410
Hopefully not for long for either of them.

>>4784417
Yes, notice a pattern?

>>4784412
Doesnt Nasu write Musashi, since he also wrote the end of LB5 after Zeus, as a co-writer.

>>4784410
We need to remember to also share our sword wiki info with EMIYA.

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>>4784403
Did you notice that it's Mrs. Colchis instead of Miss Colchis?

>>4784409
Sasuga WhatIs

>>4784410
>Archer disliked that

>>4784422
He co wrote Olympus that I'm sure of

>>4784421
Oh definitely, no wonder I felt like skipping all her dialogue. I guess musashi really IS just JP Nero like I thought she was.

>>4784424
Sure did my man, and I hope we got Ceil to wed her and Shinji

>>4784428
Seems pretty cruel unless we start dating Ciel too

Curious that Satsuki wasn't with us at class though.

>>4784431
Ig QM is just using people that are 100% going

>>4784424
I like that Medea just straight up brings long lost monster materials to her classes like it’s chalk or some paper

>>4784437
Waver is gonna have a stroke before the year is over

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>>4784437
Well, that's just what a diligent teacher has to do to help the poor students of a school that's low on essential supplies. How else can she teach them?

>>4784410
Does that mean he gets better severance pay?

>>4784424
It is perfection.

>>4784447
So, today is just carnival?

>>4784455
Just Carnival today, yes.
It's a day of rest.
Sakura Beast in Chaldeas coming up

>>4784442
With her bo——

I missed the last thread due to work and there's too many posts to go through so i want to ask. Are we still following the proposed plan for the day or are we going to resolve all of the harem problems today?

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>>4784458
>With her bo
Ah yes, Medea has actually undergone Shaolin training in order to properly teach Self Defence, she was embarassed at jobbing to Rin in another Timeline.

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>>4784461
You're still following the plan for the day, I think next up was your plan to get castrated by Tamamo.

>>4784465
it'll heal no biggie

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>>4784457
>Sakura Beast in Chaldeas coming up
Yes!

>>4784461
I don't see any reason to deviate from the plan. We don't have to resolve the entire Shinjibowl in a single day, just the most critical ones.

"H-hello, I'm... I'm Sakura Makiri-Tohsaka, and I've been summoned as your... Beast-Class Servant? Is... Is my Onii-chan here?" The girl standing in the center of the summoning circle tilts her head and smiles at Ritsuka and Mash.

"W-wait a second... did you say... Beast-Class Servant?!" Da Vinci is actually doing their job for once, and ensuring that no Servants that are summoned to Chaldea are actually dangerous and potential threats to the whole operation. Which is a surprise, considering the sixty six Caster Gilles running about. Maybe she just got bored of running the scam shop. She slams an emergency button that was recently installed, allowing for an emergency physical sealing of any Servant summoned into Chaldea. The magically enchanted metal was as powerful as blessed divine metal, and would prove unbreakable for even the most powerful Servants. "Phew. Sorry, you two, but we can't take any risks when it comes to anybody who would introduce them as a Beast-Class Servant, that girl is an Evil of Humanity and..."

A pair of soft looking hands suddenly puncture through the thick layer of magical steel, and easily rend through the metal as easily as one might tear through aluminum foil. "That wasn't very nice! I was just asking a question!"

"Impossible! The magical enchantments were all... dissolved in an instant! What sort of a Monster is this girl?! That was designed to withstand somebody at Heracles' level of strength!

"Hold on, Da Vinci, I... I don't think Sakura is a bad person, In fact, she's... She's a Sakuraface!" Ritsuka tries to calm Da Vinci down from doing anything rash, this girl obviously isn't hostile despite her status as a Beast. In fact, she might be just like Fou, a Beast of Humanity that is actually an ally to Humanity, but... why would she have been summoned as a Beast? Is that even possible? Well, it may have been a result of her Independent Manifestation, if she truly is a Beast.

"Excuse me, but what did you just say? What's a Sakuraface?" The girl standing in the middle of the now broken to pieces metal containment box. That box was meant to be able to contain the strongest of Heroic Spirits, and yet she tore through it like it was paper. This truly is the level of strength only available to a Beast.

"W-well, it's... a term that a girl called BB coined, actually, she... looks just like you." Ritsuka tries to mollify the girl, who already doesn't sound pleased by the term even existing.

"Oh. I see." The expression on Sakura's face is unreadable. "I don't remember giving her permission to use my name to create a term like that." Her voice is cold. "Sakuraface... So... she's not the only one, is she?" The previously friendly voice of the girl is as cold as a blizzard of ice tearing through a forest in winter. There's no doubt about it, this girl is way more dangerous than any of the other Servants that have been summoned to Chaldea. In fact...

>>4784465
The fox fans have been telling me it'll be fine. I choose to trust them on this.

>>4784465
She still need biological children. We are fine.
She will just daterape us.

"Mash..." Ritsuka leans over to the light purple haired girl to whisper in their ear. "You... should probably go and warn Kama, Parvati and the rest of the Sakurafaces to... stay out of the way for a while, this girl... I don't know how she'd respond to meeting one of the people who share her face..." Ritsuka would very much prefer not losing any of her Servants to infighting because of the new Beast throwing a tantrum over her face being copied so much, resummoning some of those Servants would be a total chore. Ritsuka turns back to Sakura. "Well, your Onii-chan isn't here... but... why don't I lead you to your room?" This girl was going to be handful to deal with, Ritsuka could already tell. Already she knew that she was going to have a bigger headache dealing with her than with even Kiara.

Ritsuka manages to eventually lead the girl out of the summoning chamber and down the halls of Chaldea. "This place is... so boring and sterile." The girl complains as she follows the Master of Chaldea through the plain and generic looking corridors. Ritsuka had to agree, the faux-sci-fi look of Chaldeas was a little grating sometimes, white plastic and white metal and white doors everywhere.

Everything quickly goes wrong, however, when a certain Mesopotamian Goddess comes strolling haplessly down the corridor. She stops right in front of Sakura, blocking the path of the girl who already seems to be displeased by her presence. "Hold on... I feel like I know you somehow...? Not the vessel, but... you've got a familiar feeling to you. Like we're close as... Divine Spirits, mayb- URK" The last thing that Ritsuka was expecting was for a tendril like ribbon of shadow to materialize from nothing and lash around Ishtar's neck.

"Sakura! Stop!" Ritsuka is powerless to do anything to actually stop the girl, she looks down at her command spells for a moment, one of them ought to be able to stop Sakura, but she doesn't want to use one of them on the newly summoned Servant unless it's truly hopeless and there's no other way.

"This... I recognize this goddess, she's the same goddess who tried to possess Illyasviel back when I was alive, she was more than happy to try to erase the entire personality of the girl she was trying to take control of, and yet here I find you again. In my sister. Ishtar." There's an angry look in the eyes of Sakura, and Ritsuka can only watch and hope the situation manages to resolve itself peacefully.

"It's... A... Mutual... Arrangement!" The girl chokes out.

"...A mutual arrangement?" The Sakura's voice is even colder than it was when she heard about the whole idea of 'Sakurafaces' now. "You're the sort of person who would steal the body of an innocent girl and erase her personality for the sake of a petty grudge. Why would I ever believe you after what you did? When you're stealing the body of my sister for your own means!?" The eyes of Sakura flash purple, and unbelievably, she grows taller and a pair of very familiar looking horns start to grow out of her head. No...

"Rin... Rin is in here too!" That seems to be enough to get Sakura to release Ishtar. Thankfully, this didn't all have to get violent after all. "No way... You're... You've got... Mother inside of you?" Ishtar recognizes the traits of Tiamat within the girl. "No... That... That shouldn't be possible."

"I want you to understand this. The only reason that you're not dead right now, is that you're not my Rin. You're a Rin from another world, and somebody who my Rin would probably think of as 'expendable'. If you had tried to touch the people from my world, well..." Sakura gives Ishtar a fake friendly smile, and the Divine Spirit Pseudo-Servant takes that as her opportunity to scarper as quickly as her legs could carry her. "Sorry about that, Master, I just wanted to get some ground rules set!" She gives a happy smile at Ritsuka, and it sends a shiver down her spine. This girl... This girl not only has the full power of Tiamat at her disposal whenever she wants it, but... the ability to nullify any supernatural ability. This girl could slaughter everyone in Chaldea without breaking a sweat. She's more powerful even than the Beast II that was faced in Babylonia.

Ritsuka could only hope that this girl truly was on the side of humanity. Looks like they might have to look into summoning her Onii-chan after all, whoever that is.

>>4784470
She does need a wrangler thats usually Nero. Maybe someone else can fill in or we can beg Nero to fulfill her class feature and Save us.
Our work with the fox may have been point raising and give us leeway if she was watching through its eyes.

So that's eight, can we get to ten?

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>>4784480
absolute unit

>>4784470
Nero makes it easier but you completely refused to talk to her

>>4784480
lets fucking do it, i wanna see super date part 2

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>>4784484
Nero must be really confused by the strange gathering she found herself in.

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>>4784474
That was beautiful.

>>4784477
Absolutely not. Nero will NOT be anyone's wrangler. We'll work it out by ourselves or not at all. It defeats the entire purpose otherwise. Wasn't that what we agreed with Sakura and Medea?

>>4784480
One can only hope, but with your usual schedule I see even a dozen or more as a possibility.

If we do get to Date Part 2, do you want me to update it for the new girls?

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>>4784494
they're entertaining, umu

>>4784494
yes

>>4784494
Yes. Maybe only new girls and Altrouge with Manaka?

>>4784494
Some last minute adjustments to the plan would only make it more FUN.

>>4784494
Actually, wait, better idea.

>>4784494
Yes please. I’d love to see Nero get involved :D

>>4784497
there are only like 5 new girls so it wouldn't be as hectic as last time

>>4784493
I do kinda view Medea as pseudo Sakura wrangler amongst other things, as a clear hierarchy was more clearly rejected because of her as clear example and as an anti-competition focus.

>>4784495
>>4784496
>>4784497
>>4784498
Well, alright, time for SUDDENLY EVEN MORE LETTERS arrive.

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>>4784504
This is the only time romance isn't painful

>>4784474
>You're a Rin from another world, and somebody who my Rin would probably think of as 'expendable'.
Us and Rin probably taught Sakura the wrong lessons about NPCs

>>4784493
honestly even if we don't want a competition or a hierarchy there's clearly going to be an unspoken one

>>4784503
I think you and I have a very different definition of the word "wrangler"

>>4784504
Didn't you say you have a better idea?

>>4784507
You mean the right lessons.

>>4784510
I believe that too. But running off to Nero to wrangle Tamamo is very much a spoken one.

>>4784499
>>4784504
Last date plan was great but I am a bit sad we might not get to a part where we punch Servants to death ourselves.

>>4784511
It would've been ripping the ending of the original Ba-dump date too much, I realized how I could easily include even more hell.

>>4784513
Wuxia should be next, I'm sure WhatIs can pull it off.

>>4784514
Looking forward to it

>>4784521
Normal Highscool Day is up next.

>>4784526
Ah, it must have moved up the poll and I missed it.

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>>4784526
Too lazy to go back to the old thread, does Shimousa have a chance?

>>4784526
what about Eva update?

>>4784531
Which one's Shimousa?

>>4784531
Silly clown man shitting and pissing himself when things don't go his way before he gets CURSEBOTTLED will unfortunately have to wait.

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>>4784537
Something about seven swordsman iirc

>>4784538

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>>4784538
Wait, her bottles are just another form of vore aren't they?

Touche' Voreman.

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>>4784545
No.

>>4784540
>Something about seven swordsman iirc
It's #14. Maybe if WhatIs starts injecting caffeine?

>>4784545
And he still denies it.

>>4784309
Looks like happy Sacchin = happy QM.

Its funny that the only character from FGO that could understand us would be riyo's gudako and maybe riyo's olga.

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>>4784472
>Kama
Rereading makes this one even funnier.

>>4784470
It's fine, we'll just convince all the haremfrens, all the fluffy tail enthusiasts (myself included) and tell the obsessive fox she's too short for the Makiri ride.

You know, we should tell hi to the people in Taiga Dojo, we haven't seen them in a while

>>4784569
Shapeshifting says hello.

>>4784573
inb4 vored by giant Golden White Face

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>>4784569
>too short for the Makiri ride.
You jinxed it, fool.

>>4784561
Is this just Zolgen recognising a Sakuraface, or would I understand more if I'd played FGO?

>>4784579
She looks ready to eat that guy.

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>>4784579
>Amaterasu is pure sex.
>She's a goddess so also a bitch by default.
Any ways to take her power and give it to Tamamo?

>>4784579
Amazing chest ahead!

>>4784573
W-Well, I wasn't talking in a literal way, but this works too, I suppose.

>>4784585
>She's a goddess so also a bitch by default.
Eresh was okay (prob even without Rinface cage>akasha slurry), and Amaterasu didnt do anything objectionable yet? We can hope.

>>4784585
we can give her a concept but your guess is as good as mine as to what concept to give her that won't make her destroy the world

>>4784585
I don't think Ammy is... that bad as far as goddesses go?
Then again, I'm not exactly incredibly well versed as far as her myth goes.
Go ahead, touch Tamamo's Conceptual Core, see what happens.

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>>4784585
Don't you think Tamamo is good enough by herself?

>>4784592
Never forget, Alcides was right.

>>4784595
Amaterasu is actually pretty benign, or even benevolent, in myth.

I am actually pretty sure Amaterasu by herself can be said to be, by conventional morality even, a better person than Tamamo. Both as a Vairocana Buddha (Thanks obscure Shingon Buddhism) and a just a person, who didn't do anything objectionable in myth? While Tamamo killed 80k soldiers who were sent after her when she was discovered and driven out from court, instead of just doing some magic and escaping.

Makes sense as Tama is the aramitama of Amaterasu in Nasu, which is one of the 2 (or 4 depending on sect) souls or faces of a deity in Shinto. Aramitama being the "assertive soul", which is the one that comes out when deities are not respected or prayed to properly, and cease fulfilling their proper function and act disruptively until they are pacified by a priest. Not fulfilling their function as a natural object, that is.

Just some info.

>>4784595
>Go ahead, touch Tamamo's Conceptual Core, see what happens.
We drown in fluffiness?

>>4784597
There isn't really a "Tamamo by herself", she is a soul of Amaterasu in and of herself.

>>4784602
I'd rather put our dick between her tits. If you know what I mean.

>>4784600
>Amaterasu is gleefully bloodthirsty when interacting with Hakuno. Amaterasu had originally intended to eat Hakuno, but their refusal to be intimidated and sheer audacity impresses her enough to spare them and send them back to the present.

>Amaterasu finds her one-tailed future self so utterly pathetic that she expresses the desire to reach through space-time and smite her after she's through eating Caster's beloved Master. The feeling is mutual, as Caster is disdainful towards her past self and went out of her way to avoid becoming her again even if she were to regain her full power.

>>4784602
>After Hakuno Kishinami touched Tamamo's origin, Amaterasu saw the future and decided to kidnap her future self's Master from the future spacetime to the past in the Age of Gods, during a dream-like state, ignoring any possible time paradoxes.

>>4784602
ultimate fluffy bad end

>>4784602
I'll just tell you that Hakuno doing something similar to Tamamo got him/her a visit to Amaterasu that dragged him/her hundred of thousands of years into the past.

>>4784583
Nothing deep. Just a joke about host body recognising somebody from its life.
>>4784585
We talked about trying to give her Self-Control to overpower Amaterasu influence before.
>>4784588
Our very own sun...
>>4784595
Amaterasu is good deity. I think as far as gods in Nasuverse go she is among more benevolent ones.
But bar is pretty low here as we all know and Alcides told us before.
> Conceptual Core
We`ll rub it. Gently.

>>4784609
Why is nasu's Amaterasu so dickish?

>>4784611
So you telling me we adding gods to the Shinji Bowl?

>>4784609
>>4784611
This is honestly such a fun way to get some extra preparation time.

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>>4784615
?

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>>4784615
Damn straight.

>>4784615
What is Alaya? She definitely isn't just a System anymore.

>>4784619
I am not counting her until we interact directly with her.

>>4784618
Anon, I don't think a meeting with a goddess who hates our fox wife and wants to eat us both counts as extra preparation.

>>4784615
what do you think Tiamat is?

>>4784622
Eresh is cute and based its gonna be great when we give her a thousand acres of land full of flowers and sheep

>>4784627
I am just joking about few thousand years training arc to prepare for a confrontation with Manaka.

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>>4784611
So thousand year cultivator Shinji is still on the cards?

>>4784609
I mean, we kinda have a track record with potentially being vored by extremely powerful beings. . .

>>4784622
All hail Eresh, the better sister.

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>>4784638
That's just WhatIs getting off

>>4784633
Just trying to make sure it really was a joke and we never actually do it.

>>4784642
That and Satsuki.

>>4784609
>>4784614

I also remembered something about Divinities potentially changing to suit the ideation of humans in a given Era. Where people value glory and stuff they are bloodthirsty, where people value peace and prosperity, they are benevolent and give prosperity.

Something something their prayers are equal in Heat either way something something I forget the entire quote.

I think it was the time travel scene itself, if you want to find an explanation outside of lolExtra

>>4784648
I just realized this is lolExtra either way because how does this work if Amaterasu is above the time axis? Thanks.

>>4784642
Maybe you shouldn't immediately start trying to befriend and bed the people who keep telling you they want to eat you.

>>4784651
Amaterasu being above the time axis is very silly. Because if Gods of great enough power are above the time axis, how exactly does the Age of Gods ever end?

>>4784652
Technically, we just try to befriend them. THEY want to bed US.

>>4784652
"eat" is pref to eat as outcome

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>>4784652
It's just a figure of speech though? How could we know that the man eating monsters who have consumed hundreds of lives in the past actually intend to eat Shinji and that it's not just an innuendo?

>>4784652
we're not fucking cowards QM

>>4784652
You gave us a perfect regeneration effect. Is this really a surprise?

>>4784641
I remembered something about Ereshkigal and Ishtar both being basically halves or bits of a greater Inanna God in nasu, so we may have to be content with beating up and doing something other than killing the Ishtar in the Reverse(god maid?) if we don't want to accidentally poof her out of existence.

>>4784660
I didn't give you the regeneration ability so you could turn yourself into an all-you-can-eat limb buffet.

>>4784660
We'll just tell Morgan to split the souls in the bottle. Ishtar gets a depowered maid puppet, Eresh gets a fully powered puppet. We never intended to kill her anyway.

>>4784662
And what about our addictive taste?

>>4784662
Sorry Dad, we do with it whatever we want.
Just joking, i don't want to be eaten by anyone without a good reason.

>>4784662
And God didn't give humans an anus to stick a dick up it, your point is irrelevant.

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>>4784662
Are we paying a visit to Ars Paulina any time soon?

>>4784665
That was because Truth is superior to everything else.
It was meant as a deterrent for you to hang around the literal man-eaters more than anything else.
It seems to have had the complete opposite effect.

>>4784665
I thought that was our plan, we were gonna cut away her goddess powers too, Eresh is sweet so she is spared from this, Ishtar might get goddess privileges back if she behaves and Illya says its fine

>>4784672
Did you really think that would work?
I also don't want to be eaten for real.

>>4784673
Yep, that's exactly the plan. Though I do not support ever giving Ishtar her goddess priviledges back, it'll be up to Illya, not us anyway. I imagine she won't easily get bored of bullying her new maid.

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>>4784673
Eresh at one point in myth stripped Ishtar of all of her authorities. Just go down to Kur and have Ishtar pass through all 7 Innana gates and you safely transfer all of her Authorities to Eresh. This also leaves Ishtar naked, coincidentally.

>>4784672
it went down hill when we kept feeding Sacchin the blood equivalent of heroin everyday

>>4784672
That's not scary, that's hot.

"Good morning everybody!" Taiga strolls into class and surveys the students. There were... quite a few new arrivals in the class as of recent, but nothing too out of the ordinary. Something about the Heroic Throne highschool somewhere up north being over capacity? Taiga had never heard of the place, but it was apparently very prestigious and very selective about entry, so she was eager to prove herself more than capable of teaching even these private school kids. Though... there were something of a handful.

Suzuka... Suzuka was always using her mobile phone in class and being a general distraction. Shuten had been caught sneaking alcohol into the school 16 times already, yet somehow things always seemed to get smoothed over and she wasn't expelled, she was a bad influence on Miho and Ibaraki. Arturia was a model student, at least. As were her two twin sisters, Mordred and Obeithion. The three of them together seemed to bring order to a chaotic class. Nobunaga was a complete Chuunibyou who was under the belief that just because her parents called her Nobunaga, she was the rightful ruler of Japan. A total problem child. Satsuki seemed like a nice girl at least, though she seemed to have a phobia about not being given the window seat.

Most recently though was somehow Sakura managing to move up a year to be with everyone else in the class. Nobody seemed to question why this was done, but Taiga didn't really mind. Sakura must've just gotten really good grades, there was no mental charm in her head. She should stop thinking about the mental charm. STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

"I hope you all remembered your homework! You've all got to make your presentations with your groups about the English Novel that you choose to read! First up is..." Taiga looks down her list "Nobunaga-chan, Chiyome-chan and Suzuka-chan!" The three girls slowly come up on stage. "Now girls, which book did you decide to review? Nobunaga-chan, you were team leader so it was up to you as to what you chose." It was a fair system, Taiga thought. The team leader was the one with the most on the line, so they got to pick a book of their choice.

"The US Constitution." Nobunaga looks smug. "Of course, Chiyome was too busy doing her own thing, and Suzuka was no help at all, so I did the entire presentation by myself!" Oh good lord this can't be good.

"...What." Taiga wasn't expecting that, at all. Who the hell reviews the US Constitution for a novel presentation!?

"For our presentation, I studied the US Constitution, and I have to say... 10/10, would implement a modified version into Japan when I take it over." Nobunaga confidently declares.

"Ah...hahaha, that... that was a joke, right, Nobunaga, you've... actually prepared a proper presentation, right?" This girl has way too much energy and time to devote to telling a silly joke.

>>4784677
Ishtarin is completely harmless so she might not want to bully her

>>4784678
based

>>4784679
>we kept feeding Sacchin the blood equivalent of heroin
Oh god, we really did.

"Ah, right, yes, give me a moment, I prepared a speech." Nobunaga quickly heads back to her desk and retrieves a sheet of paper that has way too many lines of text on it.

"Nobunaga-chan..." Taiga says with a tired voice. This girl reminds her of a younger version of herself, if she had twice as much energy and a fondness for a hat that no teacher was able to convince her to take off.

"My fellow citizens of Japan, I, Oda Nobunaga, have returned to you to lead our country into a brand new golden age! It will be hard to start, but with your support, we shall turn Japan into the Global Superpower that it was always meant to be! I have planned for a ten step plan to not only unify every region of Japan under us and our cause, but it goes beyond that as well! My plans cover the entirety of East Asia! Support me, my fel-"

"AHEM. OK! I think that's enough from your presentation, Nobunaga-chan. That was... something. However, it was supposed to be about a novel... so I... you know what, it was great. The three of you can return to your seats now." Nobunaga has a overly pleased look on her face as she returns to her seat. "Next up is..." Oh no. "Next up is Shuten's group. What... novel did you three decide to review?"

Shuten, Miho and Ibaraki stroll to the front of the class. "Oh we did a lot of research for our book. Of course." Shuten reveals the book the three of them decided to review. "101 Mixers and other Alcoholic Recipes!" Nope. This isn't happening.

"Next!" The three girls look miffed as they walk back to their seats. "Did... Did anybody review a normal book? Arturia... please tell me you reviewed a normal book." Taiga basically pleads with the three twins.

"Actually, Miss Fujimura, we did. We reviewed..." Arturia's face suddenly scrunches up awkwardly, as if she doesn't want to say the next few words.

"Le Morte d'Arthur." Obeithion finishes Arturia's sentence for her. Oh. Finally, at least somebody decided to do something normal!

"This book sucked. We all hated it... That's all we could come up with." Mordred smiles happily as she declares the entire review of the book to the rest of the class. Taiga didn't know what she was thinking or even what she was hoping for.

Taiga feels her head hit the desk. This was going to be a long hour, she could already feel it.

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>>4784684
Maybe you could go into business as a blood dealer and get all the Dead Apostle Ancestors addicted to your heroin blood?

>>4784670
Is this a pregnant edit?

>>4784688
Or vore, take your pick.

>>4784689
I prefer pregnant.

>>4784685
>This book sucked. We all hated it... That's all we could come up with
shit taste Mordred

>>4784682
>Sakura must've just gotten really good grades, there was no mental charm in her head. She should stop thinking about the mental charm. STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
Now i'm wondering who hypnotized Taiga and why

>>4784687
Isnt one of the DAA a literal cursed forest

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>>4784695
Soon to be a Dryad simping to the BMC.

Ainnash-chan!

>>4784693
It's hard to give a good opinion on a book when the ending is the two people reviewing it killing each other.
And Obeithion is there too.

>>4784685
NOBUNAGA FOR PRESIDENT! VOTE NOBUNAGA! VOTE FOR SUPREMACY! VOTE FOR A GREATER JAPAN!

That was great! I want more normal high students for the next carnival.

>>4784687
Let's just kill them. They don't deserve a taste of this.

>>4784693
We did. To have Sakura in our classroom, obviously.

>>4784695
we're gonna burn it down soon with Ciel and Shiki

>>4784695
One of them is a ghost.
Wallachia is a living phenomenom
Pretty sure Gransurg is birds.

Yknow what fuck it i could use a warmup sketch

Reply to this post with one (1) vorefag scenario idea

>>4784698
Taiga didn't mention us being in the class

>>4784697
maybe Mordred shouldn't have killed Artoria

>>4784705
She didn't.
Morgan put an enchantment on her so her corpse stabbed Arturia after she was killed.

>>4784653
Do you mean how did they let themselves die off or how did they not go back in time and fix it?
First is probably Velber coming from Outside so it just enters the timeline and isn't part of it, and thus what kills them is basically fucking over their time shit.
Second is that Divine Spirits which are left after are not Gods, but basically their ghosts who are vastly weaker and subject to planetary control. They were told to go and couldn't resist. But probably actual Gods may be alive in the Age of Gods but not in the Age of Man, concurrently. As the way time works already includes shit like Universe of Record and the Reverse, where time doesn't flow towards a fixed point which Merlin used to time travel on foot to Babylonia Singulo.

The actual weirder part is how the fuck Goetia got defeated at all, as I don't think God blocked his clairvoyance. Introducing time shit was probably a mistake, but it was probably going to exist because faerie circles and fairies.

>>4784703
are you gonna draw vore right now anon? Is that what you're telling us?