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You are going to play as yourself, the person behind the screen. The question is: how long would you survive in an RPG setting?

IMPORTANT: Quote this post when you post your sheet. This will make it easier to keep track of all sheets.

CHARACTER SHEET
*Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts (see below), 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight
*Stats (see below)
*Skills: all skills, talents, combat skills, magical powers, languages
*Strengths/Weaknesses: (optional) situational bonuses based on your personal background
*Background
*Inventory

Attached is a blank character sheet.

MODE OF THOUGHTS (can have more than one)
*Visual: you think with images
*Verbal: you think with words/voice
*Emotional: you think with emotions
*Abstract: your thoughts are abstract
*Unknown: you are not aware of your own thoughts

THE 14 STATS ARE:
*Strength (lifting)
*Dexterity (hands)
*Agility (everywhere else)
*Reflex (speed)
*Toughness (tanking)
*Fitness (cardio)
*Perception
*IQ (thinking)
*Memory (long-term)
*Intuition (gut feeling)
*Willpower (mind over matter)
*Wisdom (introspection, spirituality)
*Charisma (talking)
*Beauty (appearance)

Describe your stats in plain English using the ranks below.
Ranks: minuscule, weak, low, below average, average, above average, high, exceptional
For Stats, an “average” rank means the rank of an average person
For skills and other abilities, an “average” rank means an average person skilled with this ability; an average professional. Those with less than average ranks are skilled amateurs. Yes, this means, above average skills are uncommon.

The skills are freeform so you can list anything. Here's an extensive list if you need inspiration: https://gurps.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Skills

>>4779637
soooooooo what's the rundown on how to join?

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CREATION RULES
1) Create your character, following the rules above.
2) Reminder: you are playing as yourself, the person behind the screen. The more honest you are statting yourself, the more fun this is going to be.
3) Reminder: for skills, an average rank means the rank of an average professional, not the average person. If you rank yourself as Average, then it means that you're as good as the average professional.

GENERAL RULES
1) Namefag yourself.
2) Roll 20d100 with each post. The rolls will be used for the GM emulator.
3) You have to keep track of your own inventory and money.
4) No whining about the QM decisions and rolls.

MULTIPLAYER RULES
1) You can chat with the other players as much as you want.
2) Don't make more than one action post before the QM responds.

>>4779647
Post your character sheet and I'll get you started from Kek's temple

What doeos "Mode of Thought" mean? You asking about me? Am i supposed to make me as in, who i am?

>>4779683
Yes, you are making you as in you, the real-life person. Your mode of thoughts is how you think thoughts. If you dont know it's OK, you can skip.

>>4779684
Welcome, I'll post your introduction in a bit.

>>4779688
No, i know it, i just have more than one mode of thought. It's mostly words and voices (my voice, i talk to myself), but i can also think with images and emotions. Well, i'll try to make myself, but i don't know how to draw for shit.

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>>4779637

Lol.

>>4779691
Ah yes, you can have more than one mode of thoughts

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Hey, what about situations where one rank doesn't really fit? My memory is weird where i sometimes forget shit i was doing a second ago, and others where i am mentally unable to stop thinking about it at every waking moment of my day.

>>4779741
You can rank it as "Random" or just not fill it

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>>4779684
You were inside the Hollow Earth, hiding in Hitler's bunker, where you were destroyed by Imhotepkemet's fleet. You have been disintegrated disintegrated.

You wake up in a dim lit, spacious Egyptian temple with ornamented pillars. On a cyclopean throne sits a frog monstrosity, its fat flesh hanging on the floor. It speaks to you with a cavernous voice:

"You've died." It laughs. "I'm Kek, god of chaos. No introductions needed, I hope. As you were an eldritch horror, you get to resurrect in a new, magical world."

Kek is a very powerful deity and he has many followers. He also seems to be able to sense your presence, so you decide that it would probably be best if you didn't meet him directly.

>Post your actions

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Here it is.

i wasn't disintegrated guys, i was disintegrated disintegrated, i was REALLY fucked up by imho

>>4779769
check current status. am i ball, am i still in my seer's body, which took me 4 whole turns to resurrect in, etc.

ask kek what it wants with me

>>4779791
You wake up in a dim lit, spacious Egyptian temple with ornamented pillars. On a cyclopean throne sits a frog monstrosity, its fat flesh hanging on the floor. It speaks to you with a cavernous voice:

"You've died." It laughs. "I'm Kek, god of chaos. No introductions needed, I hope. As you were a member of the 4chan community, you get to resurrect in a new, magical world. That's the pact I've made with your remote viewers and meme magicians."

He pauses, expecting you to die of a second heart attack. But the smell of incense burning in the room has made you a bit high and rather apathetic.

"Not bad, you've survived my frightful presence. YOU ARE QUIET, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'm bored. Let's get over with it and choose your new profession."

Information floods into your minds as a series of options appears before you. The first seems to be a series of classic archetypes and the second, a numbered list of short titles for something you can't help but wonder.

CLASSES
>Warrior - A mundane master of martial combat, you are considered to have Average skill in every weapon and armor you choose to wield.
> Thief - An accomplished savant of subterfuge and guile, you receive a boost to your Agility and Dexterity (+ point-based skills).
> Sorcerer - A magic user tapping into your own mind, you may attempt to visualise spells and cast them in accordance to your imagination. Sorcery is fickle and often backfires or works in unexpected ways.
> Priest - A champion of a deity of your choice, you may invoke them to lend you miraculous aid from above or below. Your deity doesn’t always answer and members of rival religions shall hate or shun you.
> Kek's Choice - If you want to live dangerously, you can let Kek decide your class for you. This might unlock rare, prestige classes.

>>4779805
CHEATS:
1) Overlord
2) Cheat Magician
3) Elementalist
4) Buffed Up
5) Fast Learner
6) Legendary Equipment
7) Isekai Smartphone
8) Brick Phone
9) Re:Zero
10) Reincarnated as a Monster
11) Death Count
12) Strange Aeons
13) After-Effect
14) Vice/Virtue
15) Sword Saint
16) Cursed Sage
17) Dragon Soul
18) Sweet Ride
19) Cosmic Vending Machine
20) Moneychanger
21) [Make a Stand]
22) Pokemon Trainer
23) Goblin Slayer
24) Sword Artist
25) Exorcist
26) Jack of Shadow
27) PvP God
28) Death Note
29) Omae wa mou shindeiru
30) True Sight
31) Edgelord
32) Harem Protag
33) A E S T H E T I C
34) Creepy
35) Japanese Bloodline
36) My Little Demon
37) Killer Instinct
38) Fight Night
39) Seven Sins
40) Sweet Pain
41) Kek's Blessing
42) Kek's Favorite
43) Honkler
44) Chaos Factor
45) Anonymous
46) Meme Magician
47) Autism Jesus' Blessing
48) Trapped in Karma
49) Cheat Cook
50) Do You Love Your Mom?

More knowledge enters your psyche, and the potential options are revealed to you. You may choose a class, guaranteed to grant great power and eventually supernatural competency in its specialty and roll a single d50 on the Isekai cheat chart for a boon ranging from mediocre to gamebreaking. You can also decide not to take a class and roll dual d50s on the Isekai cheat chart. Alternatively, if you are a true badass, you can refuse to take any class or cheat power, and make you accomplishments that much more impressive.

>>4779804
That's double disintegrated

Roll 20d100 and roll 20d100 with your next posts, I need dice rolls for the GM Emulator

>>4779805
>Kek's Choice
O Que Sera, Sera (What will be, will be)

Rolled 28, 51, 40, 16, 34, 53, 75, 32, 10, 62, 6, 92, 36, 50, 73, 4, 7, 32, 49, 95 = 845 (20d100)

>>4779811
k!

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>>4779813
On your left, you notice the presence of a floating sphere, the size of a small dog. Kek spins a gigantic wheel to choose your new class. It spins and spins until it finally lands on the class that best suits you. You're a Wizard! You feel magical energy fill your body. The Frog God smiles at your choice. He beckons for you to come closer.

>Post your actions

>>4779804
>>4779815
Q: Is FA in his ball form?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's Odds in Kek's presence)
Roll: 28
A: Yes
Q: Is he still of titanic proportions?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 51
A: No
You are in your ball form, but you're now the size of a small dog. You are floating above the ground and still feel that you have the power of Warp Zone inside of you.

You ask Kek what it wants of you.

"Why are you here? What does this world need? It needs a hero. A savior. Someone who will save it from destruction. A group of demons and succubi have destroyed one of my towns and I need the help of young talents such as yourself to get rid of them."

>>4779852
>Approach Kek while stroking my beard.
I was already on the path to becoming a "wizard", so this speeds things up.

Rolled 16, 100, 46, 88, 40, 57, 61, 84, 91, 4, 56, 15, 53, 68, 43, 8, 54, 12, 66, 22 = 984 (20d100)

>>4779852
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
all those turns a year ago for nothinggg

actions:
a) ask the wizard to my right if he can like get me in a bag or something. wherever i go im gonna creep people the fuck out
b) wheter yes or no, ask kek what do i get in exchange of cleaning his filthy apartment/world/whatever

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>>4779873
Roll 20d100 with your next posts, because I also use dice rolls to determine the success of actions.

Your eyes meet his and he stares back. His green skin is covered by scales, but they are not reptilian or amphibian like those of other monsters. Instead, they remind of the scales of a fish.

"Well then," he says in a deep voice, "I'll certainly be needing your help."

Kek explains that a group of demons and succubi have destroyed one of his towns and he needs the help of young talents such as yourself to get rid of them.

Also, the floating sphere speaks to you >>4779876


>>4779876
You ask "What do I get in exchange for cleaning your filthy world?"
Kek answers, "Riches, power, glory and the love of a beautiful woman."

Well, it seems that Kek is giving you a pretty good deal for a dead man.

Rolled 58, 30, 92, 69, 63, 40, 52, 59, 87, 35, 25, 7, 54, 75, 39, 93, 31, 58, 63, 72 = 1102 (20d100)

>>4779904
Alright, sounds like a good deal enough to me. I'm going to check all my new wizard stuff first, and then i can go kill the succubi.
>Check newfound wizard status

Also, to answer the floating sphere, "I'm not sure."

Rolled 77, 20, 31, 20, 33, 34, 34, 82, 15, 91, 12, 45, 32, 18, 43, 4, 59, 89, 41, 63 = 843 (20d100)

>>4779904
a beuatiful woman? perfect
tell kek i want my damn seer back, Alicja Podgórna The Magician, my vessel. either that or i'll just be floating around that corner until the end of time

>>4779916
look. i used to be a ball the size of a galaxy that could nuke planets from ten thousand million light years away. kek will vouch for me. you get the nukes, i get a bit of discretion. think about it.

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>>4779916
As a wizard, you're a magic user tapping into your own mind. You may attempt to visualise spells and cast them in accordance to your imagination. Sorcery is fickle and often backfires or works in unexpected ways.

Additionally, you can use your IQ score when casting known spells. New spells can be learnt from scrolls, books or trainers. Sorcerer spells can still be casted using vizualization. You receive a spellbook that contains 1 random spell.

You turn the pages and see that your first spell is titled "Summon Elemental".

>>4779925
Q: Is Kek getting angry?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds)
Roll: 77
A: No

> You say "A beautiful woman? perfect. I want my damn seer back, Alicja Podgórna The Magician, my vessel."

"Wrong answer, mortal. I will sacrifice a thousand mortals to bring you back, but you cannot have this one. She's mine."

> You say "Give me Alicja, or I'll just be floating around that corner until the end of time."
"Not a chance, buddy. I'm not giving you anything. You'll just have to stay there until the end of time."

Kek does not seem to be angry at you.

Rolled 56, 38, 64, 78, 96, 78, 25, 90, 60, 10, 57, 19, 84, 81, 31, 78, 64, 57, 7, 88 = 1161 (20d100)

>>4779955
mother
of
fucker
asdasdasd

ask kek if i can at least get a good replica or something
like fucking anything

Rolled 9, 2, 8, 2, 2, 8, 2, 7, 8, 7, 2, 2, 8, 9, 1, 6, 9, 8, 3, 2 = 105 (20d10)

>>4779955
Alright, this works, i can probably go deal with the succubi and give them the taste of magical shoes.

And, to contineu what i said before, "By I'm not sure", i had meant that i am not sure i am able to keep you in my bag. Do i have a bag?

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>>4779644
here's mine, QM anon

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>>4779982
>Do i have a bag?
Your inventory is the items you have on you right now, in real life. When you die, you appear in Kek's temple with those items. So, to answer the question if you have a bag, only can you answer. Also, post your inventory so we know what you have.

>>4779982
> You say "Can I at least get a replica of her, or something?"
" Eh, I suppose. She does look like a nice girl."
Kek sputters and stumbles as he grabs his stomach. He takes a deep breath before continuing.
"Alright, you'll get a replica of her. She'll look like the girl you knew, but she'll act like a mindless animal. Understood?"
"Perfect." You say.
Alicja appears before you (see her photo in the pic). As far as you know, she is the same woman you knew and were.
"Now take my gift and get out of my temple before I reconsider."
Kek points to a portal of dark energy on the side of the room, guarded by two spear-holding frogmen. The prismatic colors of the portal are hypnotic. The ambient light provides a pristine, dreamlike atmosphere to the room.

>>4779991
You appear in Kek's temple, as described in the posts here: >>4779805 >>4779809

Information floods into your minds as a series of options appears before you. The first seems to be a series of classic archetypes and the second, a numbered list of short titles for something you can't help but wonder.

Rolled 68, 57, 52, 26, 92, 87, 64, 9, 1, 95, 54, 16, 21, 26, 24, 82, 86, 48, 89, 37 = 1034 (20d100)

>>4780008
so what do the various boons do?
also i say "oh, hey kek, didn't think gods existed, that's neat"

Rolled 39, 59, 71, 22, 90, 67, 53, 6, 29, 29, 38, 56, 41, 4, 42, 42, 59, 16, 94, 83 = 940 (20d100)

>>4780008
he even paid upfront lol, not that i could bail anyway.

>>4779982
guess i wont be needing that bag lol

action: lets test things out first.
a) try to communicate with Replica Alicja. if she has one, tell her to hide me in her purse. otherwise, tell her to try to hide me somewhere else in her person. either case, tell her /not/ to touch me directly because she'll go mad instantly. unless it doesn't work on her because she's mindless?
b) try to communicate with her through telepathy. can i still do that? can i see what she sees?
c) lets see if she still has the powers of an Avatar of Madness. tell her to go invisible

>>4780024
Q: Can Father Arkham communicate with Alicja?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 39
A: Yes

Q: Can he see what she sees?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 59
A: No

Q: Can she follow the "go invisible" order?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 71
A: No

Q: Does she have a purse?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 22
A: Yes

Double digits rolled under 5 => random event
Roll: 90
A: NPC Negative

Q: What negative event?
Rolls: 67, 53
A: Open of Home
She leaves through the portal
You try to communicate with Replica Alicja. Although she doesn't show any facial expression nor seem able to speak, you can tell that she understands, because she puts her hand on her purse. She has a leather purse but you're too big to fit inside. Whether she'll go mad from touching you or not is of yet unknown.

You seem unable to communicate telepathically, and cannot see what she sees. Moreover, she doesn't react when you tell her to go invisible, and stares blankly at you.

Suddenly, she sprints toward the portal of dark energy and jumps through it.

Rolled 69, 76, 67, 27, 68, 64, 20, 13, 41, 4, 44, 69, 26, 98, 28, 93, 58, 83, 42, 99 = 1089 (20d100)

>>4780134
ffffuck
just follow her for the time being

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>>4780015
Q: Can Jerg get some knowledge about Kek?
Knowledge (Ancient Gods): Above Average
Roll: 68
A: No
I had missed your post.

It's unknown what the boons do until you get one of them. If you want one you must roll a d50.

> You say "Oh, hey Kek, didn't think gods existed, that's neat"
Kek snorts derisively, but does not answer.

Knowledge (Ancient Gods): You know that Kek is the god of chaos and darkness, and a benevolent deity.

Rolled 16 (1d50)

>>4780174
i think i'll take warrior

>>4780183
fuck, cursed sage, that sounds bad bad

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Rolled 40, 48, 86, 11, 69, 11, 13, 64, 4, 90, 91, 12, 25, 37, 70, 19, 44, 98, 5, 63 = 900 (20d100)

Ah hell, I remember these threads. Here's my sheet again, if you're still taking players.
>tfw remember mod objectively proving OP wasn't a jannie

>>4779805
Do we start with a different spread or do we keep the same as previously? If not, I'll choose Kek's Choice and a single cheat.

Rolled 37 (1d50)

>>4780199
Oh wait that's right, I died like a retard because I was a retard. Lmao.

Rolled 6, 20 = 26 (2d20)

>>4780008
What i have on me right now? That'd be my phone and my saline solution.

Either way, can i go do the succubi stuff now? I wanna go kill them and shit.

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This will be my last update for today.

>>4780174
You float through the portal and find yourself in a forest. In front of you, there's a tunnel of mossy carved stone, inside of a 30-feet tall boulder strangely shaped like a vagina. Alicja is sitting with a group of misfits under the shade of an enormous oak tree. She doesn't seem to notice that you've followed her.

>>4780183
Cursed Sage (cheat): You gain the powers called "Dark Heal", "Destroy" and "Death Roulette". Their effect is unknown

>>4780199
You have died several times and are now quite familiar with Kek's temple. When the dark god sees you, he doesn't even speak. He spins the wheel, and it stops at Necromancer.

"Now you can raise the dead and command them to do your bidding."

Killer Instinct (cheat): The instincts of a killer have been drilled into your head; +1RS for your attacks. You can find out the weakness of any creature by looking at them and activating your ability.

>tfw remember mod objectively proving OP wasn't a jannie
Indeed. I have maximum street cred.

>>4780248
Using the 2nd roll to determine the Legendary Equipment
1) shield; 2) sword; 3) spear; 4) bow
(20mod4) + 1 = 1 => shield
Legendary Equipment (cheat): You gain the Legendary Shield, a shield of exceptional defensive power and that can be transformed using items and materials.

>Either way, can i go do the succubi stuff now? I wanna go kill them and shit.
Kek nods in agreement, "Yes, you can do the succubi stuff now. Would you like some hints for whatever you're planning to do with them?"

>>4780381
> inside of a 30-feet tall boulder strangely shaped like a vagina
what the fuck man, it even has moss

action
a) spy on Alicja, see what's up.

>>4780381
"dark heal brabably heal BUT EEEEEEEEVIL destroy sound self explanatory and neath roulette probably is a chance spell about gooking somone i'm fighting but has a chance to kill me and my allies too, not gonna like i don't like it but i'll still take it, can't choose everything in life, am i right?"
*shrugs*

Rolled 72, 79, 59, 99, 100, 58, 22, 85, 20, 82, 63, 54, 50, 51, 22, 23, 44, 85, 87, 31 = 1186 (20d100)

>>4780381
"It's good and all, i've already got a plan and stuff"

Rolled 18, 6, 14, 9, 4, 15, 12, 19, 20, 9, 2, 3, 10, 9, 7, 14, 7, 1, 10, 17 = 206 (20d20)

>>4780381
>have died... four? times in this world
>now granted the power to animate the dead
>and know how to best make things dead
>makessensetome.jpg
>sounds evil as shit but so was trying to summon an avatar of the slime lord to make a deal with
>or breaking my own finger to get into contact with the entity of an altar that was abandoned under a demonologist's mansion
>fuck, was I the baddie all along? fuck, do I care?
>this time, I'm going to make better decisions
>this time, I'll survive or die trying
>now member of the Necromancer class
>have the ability to raise the dead, but Necromancers were associated with a multitude of other things as well, even moreso in the generic fantasy worlds Isekai seem to be
>hmmm
I attempt to sense if my Necromancer class has given me any other abilities, or a possible predisposition to black magic. Maybe see if I already know a spell or two? Hmm... I also use my Killing Instinct Cheat to see what Kek's weaknesses are, only out of pure curiosity, of course. After all of that is finished, I check my pockets to see if my knife is still there and go through the portal.

Rolled 53, 29, 12, 20, 37, 68, 87, 49, 97, 91, 42, 80, 98, 29, 88, 37, 10, 34, 48, 58 = 1067 (20d100)

>>4780514
>pardon my retardation

Rolled 17, 33, 37, 77, 88, 8, 41, 86, 17, 80, 95, 20, 48, 74, 86, 32, 29, 61, 7, 31 = 967 (20d100)

>>4780443
forgot to roll

Info

Name: Shi Taberu Hito

Age: 24

Ethnicity: Yamato

Gender: Male

Religion: Shinto

Thoughts: Verbal

HomeBoard: /b/

Political Views: Libertarian

Hair: Black

Eyes: Dark Brown

Height: 6,1

Weight: 150


Stats

Strength: High

Toughness: Above Average

Willpower: High

Dexterity: Average

Agility: High

Reflex: High

Intelligence: Exceptional

Intuition: Average

Wisdom: High

Charisma: Below Average

Fitness: Above Average

Perception: Below Avearge

Memory: Above Average

Beauty: Above Average


Skills

Running: High

Mathematics: High

Tactics: High

Boxing: Above Average

Kicking: Above Average

Swimming: Above Average


Isekai Cheats

Strange Aeons: You no longer age, you are immune to mental influence, and you have a handful of supernatural abilities, you can enter and manipulate dreams, grow and recede alien appendages at will, and summon weak entities from Lovecraft’s mythos if you fulfill the grisly requirements.

Edgelord: You can teleport behind your foes, summon dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.

Strengths

Infomaniac: After years of watching “educational” Youtube videos you now have a Below Average Knowledge skill in all but the most esoteric and vague topics.

Weaknesses

Antisocial: You keep a distance from people unless needed.

Wealth: Gold Coins: 167, Silver Coins: 17, Copper Coins: 52

Inventory: Kunai, Jeweled Dagger Trenchoat and Bitchin’ Shades (Worn) Dual Desert Eagles (Loaded) Piss-yellow Sizzling Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion, chalk, pure unalloyed knife. 2 potions of non-jealousy, leather armor, hand saw, human-sized satchel, gag, 30ft of rope

Companions: Preist Bitch, Ghouls 9

Background: Descended from the Sun God, Amaterasu and Storm God, Susanoo through the first Emperor of Japan, Emperor Jimmu.

Do I get to keep my cpasses and cheats from the previous threads.

I JUST SPENT 30 MINUTES FILLING OUT MY SHEET AND PAINT CRASHED AAAA

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Uh, reporting in I guess.
Here are my current Summons and their uses If that's allowed, if it's not i'll just ignore that part of my character sheet.

Surprisingly Hard Bulbasaur- Projectile, around the same as a rock
Ikea Shark- Used as a weak mace
Ikea Puppy- healing licks
Bulbous Killer whale- extremely weak combat summon
Guardian Dog- Defensive Buff
Forgotten cat/bear- minor stealth buff
Tourist Trap White Tiger- distracts enemy for a few seconds
Muk Muk- Emergency Food ration

Hi Wuxian! It’s great to see you again. I was Kek Below in some of the Eldritch Horror mythics you ran. Just popping in to say hello and watch how this quest goes.

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TURN 1
Excellent. I look at the character sheets and sees that almost everyone has autism. This thread is blessed by Autism Jesus.

I have written the players name on the AI Dungeon screenshots to make it clearer.


>>4781245
Welcome, fren.

>>4781230
You appear in Kek's temple, as described in the posts here: >>4779805 >>4779809

Information floods into your minds as a series of options appears before you. The first seems to be a series of classic archetypes and the second, a numbered list of short titles for something you can't help but wonder.

>>4780389
You hide behind a nearby rock and spy on her.
Alicja seems to be lost in thought, sometimes looking at her group-mates with a faint smile, sometimes rubbing her eyes with worry.

>>4780443
> You say "Dark heal brabably heal BUT EEEEEEEEVIL destroy sound self explanatory and neath roulette probably is a chance spell about gooking somone i'm fighting but has a chance to kill me and my allies too, not gonna like i don't like it but i'll still take it, can't choose everything in life, am i right?"
Kek stares blankly at you.
"Uh... Dark is bad?"
Kek, being the benevolent god of darkness, is puzzled by your conclusion that Dark Heal is evil.

>>4780457
> You say "It's good and all, i've already got a plan and stuff"
Kek's eyes widen a bit and his mouth turns into a smirk.
"Alright then, I trust you on that."
"Great! So can I go do the succubi stuff now?"
The smirk on Kek's face turns into a cheeky grin.
"You sure that's what you wanna do?"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure." You answer, blandly.
Kek bursts out laughing while he nods his head up and down.

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>>4781391
>>4780514
I forgot that in Kek's presence, the Chaos Level is at 9. So I'm adjusting from here.

>>4780516
Q: Has the necromancer class given Wade abilities?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds in Kek's presence)
Roll: 53
A: Yes
> You check what new abilities you have, as a necromancer.
The first thing you notice is that your hands are now covered in black goo. You don't feel sick or anything, but it does look pretty gross.
> You check if you have a predisposition to black magic.
You have a natural affinity to black magic.
"Ha ha! This is great! Now I can test your worth right away, human." Kek grins.
> I also use my Killing Instinct Cheat to see what Kek's weaknesses are
Kek is vulnerable to law and order, and magic. He is also vulnerable to crypto-nuclear hydrabombs and other weapons of mass destruction that can beat his ability to fast heal (cf. Eldritch Horror #4).
> I check my pockets to see if my knife is still there
It is.
> go through the portal
You walk through the portal and find yourself in a forest. In front of you, there's a tunnel of mossy carved stone, inside of a 30-feet tall boulder strangely shaped like a vagina.
The priestess Emiya Miyashita is sitting with her own squad of misfits under the shade of an enormous oak tree. Since the reputation of her boyfriend, Shi Taberu Hito, has been destroyed from a series of misunderstandings, she has decided to beat the dungeon to clear up his reputation.

>>4780563
You died by being flattened by a demonic semi-truck and find yourself back in Kek's temple. Kek begins to chant something in an ancient language that you don't understand. Then he disappears. A few minutes later, you feel like you're back in your body again.
You are in the clearing with Emiya Miyashita, in front of the dungeon of Labyrinthia. She had resurrected before you and collected all of your items and ghouls.
> Do I get to keep my cpasses and cheats from the previous threads.
Yes

>"Labyrinthia" (S rank quest) - reward of 50 Kek Points
Labyrinthia is a dungeon that has appeared in the area. The entrance has the shape of a vulva and no one so far has come out alive.

>>4781230
>Here are my current Summons and their uses If that's allowed
It's strictly play as yourself so you can use them only if you have them in real life. As such creatures do not exist in our world, I would assume then that they are tulpa but you said your thoughts are not strong enough to create tulpas.

Still room to play?

Rolled 58, 30, 99, 16, 18, 54, 43, 40, 98, 8, 10, 15, 15, 28, 53, 83, 62, 90, 65, 60 = 945 (20d100)

>>4781391
"it's just baseless conjecture for now so don't take it seriously"

Rolled 8, 39, 87, 39, 12, 64, 44, 14, 93, 29, 77, 90, 40, 98, 45, 57, 93, 74, 41, 93 = 1137 (20d100)

>>4781395
>hands are covered in black goo, could mean any number of possible things
>black is typically associated with death, which makes sense for a Necromancer
>however, black was associated with life in ancient egypt and Kek is egyptian
>this is an Isekai setting however which makes me think it's more conventional
>it's dangerous to assume things but having a class gives me an instinctual understanding of how to at least use my basic abilities
>from that, I can assume that as a Necromancer, I have an instinctual understanding of how to use my basic abilities
>however, I do not know what those are and asking someone if they know what Necromancers can do is a good way to be slain
>at least the slave collar is on the previous corpse
>fuck, what if I found my own corpse and reanimated it?
>assuming it wasn't eaten by the rats in the sewer
>my first goal is to find a corpse, or make one if necessary, not from an innocent person, from a willfully hostile entity, the closer to human the better
The first thing I do is go into the trees where I'm not immediately visible. Then, I try to make the slime on my hands move, and if I can do that, I try to fling it into the nearest tree. I then observe the results. If I'm not able to make the slime move with my mind, I wipe it on the nearest tree and observe the results. If I'm able to do both, I see if there's a tangible difference in the result when I fling it and when I wipe it. I also see if I can summon more of the slime from inside of myself or my soul, and see if I can make it disappear, by bringing into myself or my soul. Last, I smell the slime on my finger and if it doesn't smell acidic or corrosive, I lick it and examine the taste. I imagine it probably tastes like coca-cola, I fucking hate coca-cola, it honestly tastes like a quart of motor oil with a pound of sugar stirred in and I would know, I've tasted both.
>wonder if coca-cola exists in this setting
>approach the priestess, look at the people around her to see if I recognize any
>speak to them and be careful to hide my hands in my pockets
"Hey, does coca-cola exist here? It was a vile, slow-acting poison from my own world that a league of evil sorcerers tricked people into drinking."
>think for a second
"Do you what Necromancers can do? Not Liches and the like, but I mean apprentices starting out. I want to be prepared if I run into someone trying to master the black art."
>have a sudden thought
I use Killing Instinct on the priestess. I also attempt to use Killing Instinct on myself, to see what my own weaknesses are. I know I'm not vulnerable to thots, otherwise I would've fallen victim to Zaelhya's charm person, but I want to be certain I don't have any unusual or abstract weaknesses. I also try to see if there's anything unusual I can feel about my body, having died several times.

>>4781405
Yes

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>>4781391
TURN 2
Only using AI Dungeon for this turn.

>>4781415
> You say "It's just baseless conjecture for now, so don't take it seriously"
Kek looks at you with approval.
"Good answer, smart pest. I like you. Now, how can I help you, mortal?"


>>4781417
> You go into the trees where you're not immediately visible.
You hide yourself until the girls pass.
"Shi, you're still here?" Emiya Miyashita says.

> You try to make the slime on your hands move.
To your surprise, you can make the black goo flow like a liquid.

> You fling the goo into the nearest tree.
The black ooze goo smears across the tree, and something more unsettling happens. The tree begins to rustle and shake like a leaf in the wind.

> You summon more of the slime from inside of yourself.
You summon more of the black slime, which come out of your hands.
You are able to control more of the black goo than before.

> You wipe goo on the nearest tree.
You drip goo on the trees.
It appears the black slime has a mind of its own, or at least, it moves on its own.

> You make the goo disappear, by bringing into yourself.
The black goo disappear from your hands, and you begin feeling nauseous.
Whatever black magic you've done has activated a corruptive factor in your body that's liquifying your internal organs.

> You smell the slime on your finger.
You notice the smell of the slime, and it smells like rotten eggs.
You have a splitting headache.

> You lick the goo and examine the taste.
You put your tongue on the slime and it tastes like rotten eggs.

> You ask Emiya Miyashita: "Do you know what Necromancers can do? Not Liches and the like, but I mean apprentices starting out. I want to be prepared if I run into someone trying to master the black art"
Emiya thinks for a while and replys: "Apprentices can raise corpses, that's about it."
"WHAT!? That's it!?"
"Yep."
"Hey, does Coca-Cola exist here? It was a vile, slow-acting poison from my own world that a league of evil sorcerers tricked people into drinking."
"I have no idea. I have never heard about Coca-Cola, but it sounds scary."

> I use Killing Instinct on the priestess
The priestess has all the same vulnerabilities as any average human being. Moreover, she has a special weakness to Shi Taberu Hito.

> I use Killing Instinct on myself
You have the same vulnerabilities as when you were living on planet Earth: clinical autism, myopic eyesight, deep accent, uncomfortable in cities, going berserk on a dime, and hoarder. You don't see to have gained any special weakness from becomig a necromancer.

>Wade suffers -1 RS internal necrotic damage

Rolled 25, 37, 86, 24, 42, 92, 14, 74, 83, 44, 60, 15, 10, 21, 95, 78, 41, 100, 26, 18 = 985 (20d100)

>>4781559
"well if you could give me a magical map of where i and the otehr chucklenuts are that'd be great byt seeing as i already have the "super special isekai thing" that will probably be a no but if you could drop me somewhere when i can regroup with my fellow channers that'd be awesome please and thank you in advance"

Rolled 55, 93, 57, 97, 14, 28, 100, 90, 56, 82, 32, 58, 85, 79, 11, 72, 46, 21, 43, 8 = 1127 (20d100)

>>4781559
>can control the black ooze and generate more at will but am not immune to its effects
>the black ooze has a necrotic effect, associated with death, therefore I can assume that the Necromancer is focused on death despite the egyptian associations
>need to research more
>however I am rotting from the inside out
>that was a poor decision but I needed to be sure of the black ooze's properties
>makes me kind of hungry for fresh eggs
>hope there is no internal bleeding happening
>pain tolerance could let a minor problem become much worse
>don't want to think I don't have a problem and then piss blood later, like last time
>eject black slime from body onto the ground where nobody is looking
>best to resolve the issue
"I think I had a bad reaction to the chaos magic of the portal and my stomach feels strange. Like it's churning on itself somehow. I think it should hurt more than it is but I remember accidentally impaling myself and not reacting to the physical sensation because there was very little of it. Can you heal me?"
>she mentioned apprentice Necromancers can only raise corpses
>but I can control black slime and am adept enough to reach a Necromancer class, which means I'm not an apprentice
>which means there is more that I could know
"What about more experienced Necromancers? I heard some of them can drain the life from people to heal themselves, or even talk to the ghosts of people that are already dead. Is that true? What do the gods think of Necromancy? Are Necromancers slain in these lands like they were in the ancient times of my own world? Thanks for your help and for answering my questions. I am in your debt."

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Q: Will Kek give him a map?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's Odds)
Roll: 25
A: Yes

> You say "If you could drop me somewhere when i can regroup with my fellow channers that'd be awesome. Please thank you in advance."
Kek chuckles obnoxiously.
"Deformity and idiocy emanate from you in waves. Be grateful that I don't..." He stops, noticing your frightened expression. "What's wrong?"

> "well if you could give me a magical map of where i and the otehr chucklenuts are that'd be great"
Kek draws a magical map in the air, which shows your location and the location of the other channers (pic related).

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TURN 3
>>4781569
I posted here >>4781580

>>4781572
> You eject black slime from body onto the ground where nobody is looking.
You spew some black ooze on the ground.
It hits a stone, but doesn't leave a mark.
You feel better.

> "Can you heal me?"
Emiya takes out some herbs from her pack and begins mumbling as she brews a concoction.
"This will help the pain." She says.

> You say "What about more experienced Necromancers? I heard some of them can drain the life from people to heal themselves, or even talk to the ghosts of people that are already dead. Is that true?"
She explains that the process known as raising or necromancy is basically forbidden. It takes a lot of practice to use properly and can be very dangerous. Because it's such a forbidden art, she's not sure what more experienced necromancers are capable of.

> You say "What do the gods think of Necromancy?"
She says that the gods are generally against Necromancy, because it's not right to take the lives of the dead for your own use.

> You say "Are Necromancers slain in these lands like they were in the ancient times of my own world? "
She nods.

> You say "Thanks for your help and for answering my questions. I am in your debt"
Emiya smiles and says: "You're welcome. Just ask me whenever you want to know about this magic world."
You feel a little better and get your bearings.

>Wade has obtained a herbal potion

Rolled 94, 79, 22, 91, 75, 30, 41, 58, 87, 62, 1, 58, 91, 98, 72, 78, 56, 16, 93, 69 = 1271 (20d100)

>>4781580
i say "it's been a pleasure meeting you and i wish you good luck and many laughs on your future endavors" i'll take the map if possible and then head out

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>>4781391
Linking Turn 3 >>4781606

>>4781627
Q: Can he keep the map?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds)
Roll: 94
A: Yes (Chaos Level at 9 in Kek's presence)
You take the drawing and leave through the magical portal. Kek waves his hand.
"Go on. You're not the first mortal to disrespect me. You won't be the last."
You find yourself in a forest. In front of you, there's a tunnel of mossy carved stone, inside of a 30-feet tall boulder strangely shaped like a vagina. The other channers are here.

>>4781391
So then...go?

That's it, i go. I go into the portal.

>>4781646
>1 post by this ID
Which player are you?

Rolled 1, 20, 9, 22, 10, 31, 35, 13, 84, 82, 5, 10, 9, 95, 36, 76, 74, 28, 51, 65 = 756 (20d100)

>>4781646
Sorry, forgot to roll. Didn't even know the turns happened, so i ended up missing 3. That's way too much.

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>>4781646
>>4781660
You enter the portal, not giving any more thought to what Kek said. You find yourself in a forest. In front of you, there's a tunnel of mossy carved stone, inside of a 30-feet tall boulder strangely shaped like a vagina. The other channers are here.

Rolled 95, 5, 67, 44, 66, 70, 58, 72, 73, 58, 85, 50, 20, 48, 41, 53, 39, 22, 28, 22 = 1016 (20d100)

>>4781667
Alright, i've got a plan.

First of all, i'm going to ask some other channer to dig up a bunch of dirt, near the entrance of the cave. Not in the cave, just near the entrance.

Rolled 33, 5, 26, 75, 53, 68, 74, 32, 66, 56, 45, 58, 67, 84, 32, 6, 15, 12, 50, 83 = 940 (20d100)

>>4781640
as i come out of hte cave i go"aight so, where do we go now and what are we going to do and before i forget what are y'all shitsekai cheats?"

>>4781391
holy shit this quest waits for no one
oh well at least the other caught up

action: attempt to hear what the others are saying, study the misfits, get information about the group.

>>4781572
I say to wade "Are you the guy we fought in the coliseum or are you a newbie?"

>>4781606
I cast summon imp brooker: Summons a imp capable of using divination magic. I ask the imp "Can my ghouls can eat whatevers down there or do I need to find another food source?" Then I ask him "Where's the nearest settlment?"

Rolled 76, 58, 31, 51, 62, 13, 42, 78, 87, 79, 54, 66, 16, 82, 94, 89, 38, 7, 90, 7 = 1120 (20d100)

>>4781873

Rolled 12, 72, 7, 33, 68, 66, 84, 22, 71, 66, 90, 35, 91, 60, 12, 74, 66, 19, 26, 5 = 979 (20d100)

>>4781869

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>>4781391
TURN 4

>>4781687
You ask the other channers to dig up a bunch of dirt, but no one responds.

>>4781771
You ask the other channers what you should do, but no one responds.

>>4781869
>>4781882
Q: Can Father Arkham perceive information about the group?
Perception: No
Answer: No

>attempt to hear what the others are saying, study the misfits, get information about the group.
The misfits are debating about the nature of the dungeon. A brown-haired man wearing a ski mask is saying that an eldritch cult led by an entity called "Shorttrip" is behind the trouble in the region. Because of your lack of perception, you can't study them very well. There's two human males, a priestess, a small, green-skinned creature, an anime girl, and three furry mammals.

>>4781873
>>4781878
Q: Can Shi cast Summon Imp Brooker?
Willpower: High
DC: Above Average
Roll: 76
A: No

> cast Summon Imp Brooker
Using the magical technique of vizualization, you attempt to summon an imp brooker. It doesn't work, and nothing happens.

Rolled 49, 100, 7, 90, 15, 15, 35, 1, 84, 62, 85, 31, 81, 61, 77, 23, 62, 55, 23, 100 = 1056 (20d100)

>>4781939
Since everybody seems unable to do what i need them to do, i'll go dig up a bunch of dirt near the cave entrance myself.

>>4781980
How deep will you dig?

Rolled 48, 11, 7, 68, 7, 29, 29, 23, 81, 1, 42, 72, 18, 50, 27, 44, 37, 44, 13, 38 = 689 (20d100)

>>4781939
fuck it, show and introduce myself, ask them wtf is going on directly. stay on Alicja's side just in case

>>4781771
"Iseaki cheats are powerful abilites bound to you by a god. I'm convinced Kek wants us to go into the dungeon for his own amusement and while I don't like playing his games I don't see much of a choice."

>>4781988
Just deep enough to get a reasonable mound. What i want is a big pile of dirt.

Rolled 39, 71, 31, 89, 87, 25, 84, 46, 48, 21, 92, 46, 87, 97, 24, 91, 62, 74, 60, 19 = 1193 (20d100)

>>4781606
>Necromancers are kill-on-sight, hated by the gods and all decent men
>makes sense, I wouldn't trust a Necromancer and I'm me, let alone a normalfag
>she doesn't know about what Necromancers can do
>on one hand this is bad because I can't milk her for information
>on the other hand this is good because I can get by with my powers
>gave me a potion to take care of the pain
>the problem is that I don't feel enough pain to know how badly my shit's fucked
>hopefully it's not FUBAR'd
>don't want to float in the void and disappoint Kek
>what a guy
>ah fuck, a potion is better than nothing and the priestess knows what she's doing
"I appreciate this, I'm very grateful for your help. I'll let you know if my liver bursts and I need to not die but I wouldn't waste the goddess's attention for less. You can always ask me if you want to know anything about our nightmare hellscape in return."
>smile and ignore the rock to prevent drawing attention to it
I take out the potion, pop the cork, and chug it immediately.
>monitor my body for results
>contemplate Killing Instinct
>does it extend to anything besides direct violence and weaknesses to it?
>such as magical or technological violence or weaknesses

>>4781873
>think for a second
"The memory's vague but I think I'm the same guy. If I remember right, that priestess is your squeeze and you can teleport, right?"
>activate Killing Instinct to discover what Shi's weaknesses are
>activate Killing Instinct and look at the dungeon entrance, does it extend to structural weaknesses or only living creatures?
>if the latter's the case, do undead count?
>activate Killing Instinct to see what the ghoul's weaknesses are
>slightly surprised the priestess has no problem with them but they are Shi's and she seems to have a weakness for him

Rolled 83, 32, 55, 1, 10, 100, 80, 83, 96, 17, 80, 97, 49, 79, 32, 65, 78, 82, 9, 84 = 1212 (20d100)

>>4782034
Teleporting behind people is one of my powers and Emiya is my girl. It's good to know not everyone here is new blood. You seemed competent in the arena, so it's good to have you as an ally.

>>4781939
Turn to the crowd of newcomers and say "Listen up. you've all be summoned here for kek's amusement. Were a part of adventuers and our current goal is clearing the this dungeon. Get your bearings and then we'll be heading into the dungeon."

>>4781989
Turn to the pink ball and say "What the fuck are you this chick's pet?"

>>4781939
I tell my ghouls to be ready to attack if what I summon goes berserk. I cast summon demon and say to it "I live in and endless cycle of death and rebirth. Men and women alike are terrified to even speak my name. I am THE DEATH EATER and you will serve me.

Rolled 41 (1d50)

>>4779805
Kek's Choice
>"Uh, I guess I'm fine with you deciding."

>>4781391

>>4782124
Also, do you want me to repost my character sheet without the summoning?

Rolled 44, 46, 10, 77, 59, 81, 39, 4, 10, 16, 2, 23, 20, 45, 39, 53, 91, 58, 15, 74 = 806 (20d100)

>>4782077
"I remember your teleporting was annoying as shit. Noice."

>>4781980
>>4782017
>notice the anon digging
>unironically love digging
>manual labour in general
>shoveling gravel, splitting logs, etc. I did a lot of that back on earth
>don't have a shovel here but that didn't stop me when I was younger
>didn't stop me when I secretly scavenged and ate raw offal from a doe I shot when I was nine because it bothered me we weren't eating that too
>it genuinely wasn't that bad but it's fortunate I didn't get sick
>remember the last, only, time I got sick in memory
>back when I was in middle school, during the swine flu epidemic, I caught it and was over the symptoms in little under four days, and it was out of my system by nine
>there were grown men that were under the weather for months, fucking ludicrous
>probably because I ate that shit to begin with and wasn't fully vaccinated as a baby
>stop thinking, go over to the ground
"Do you want any help with that? I like digging holes. You ever just sit there for six hours digging for a sewer main because someone's paying you to do it but you'd do it for free but you don't mention that because you're getting paid to do something you like to do? I've done that, a few times before. Lemme help you out."
>start digging the hole alongside them, not particularly caring how dirty my hands or how much I start to sweat, it's just tension leaving the body and I know that's bullshit but I like the way that sounds, like one of those "pain is weakness leaving the body" shirts, which is bullshit but sounds nice
"I'm Wade. I think I've died about four times now and every time I had it coming. Because let me tell you, my man, I am a retard just barely smart enough to know he's retarded."

>>4781989
>look up from digging
"Uh, I think we're being watched by Kek in the same way you'd watch one of those Survivor shows if it wasn't staged bullshit. You know, being a god and all, it's probably boring as fuck but so's watching retards die instantly due to magical shit, which is why we've got the cheats we did. Also a "Class" apparently. What did you guys get for yours? I became a specific type of Sorcerer and have the ability to sense the weaknesses of creatures and maybe other things. I'm still not completely sure what it is I can do."

>>4782077
>Turn to the pink ball and say "What the fuck are you this chick's pet?"
i don't need to turn cuz im a ball, so i just say 'you best be joking neanderthal'

>>4782127
>"Uh, I think we're being watched by Kek in the same way you'd watch one of those Survivor shows if it wasn't staged bullshit. You know, being a god and all, it's probably boring as fuck but so's watching retards die instantly due to magical shit, which is why we've got the cheats we did. Also a "Class" apparently. What did you guys get for yours? I became a specific type of Sorcerer and have the ability to sense the weaknesses of creatures and maybe other things. I'm still not completely sure what it is I can do."
'i think my class would be 'mini eldritch god from the depths of space', a class that, sadly, would be easy to explain for now: i can nuke large areas, i can float, if you touch or stare at me directly you lose your mind, im nigh-immune to magic- and i will literally explode if you as much as slap me in the back with too much affection

which is why im really hoping kek isn't doing this for the keks.'

>>4782214
"he IS, that's his whole point"

>>4782214
>>4781939

Your probably just another one of kek's sick jokes. A ball given sentience made to think it's some king of god. But, fine beach ball let's see if your as strong as you say you are. I cast appraise on the pink ball.

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>>4782034
Emiya laughs at your words and nods.
"I'll keep that in mind but if I do need to ask you anything that can wait until tomorrow. Take care."

> You take out the potion, pop the cork, and chug it immediately.
You chug the foul tasting liquid down your throat and feel a surge of energy quickly followed by vomiting.
You're sick as all hell for awhile, eventually though you recover.

>does Killer Instinct extend to anything besides direct violence and weaknesses to it?
Killer Instinct is limited to weaknesses relative to fighting.

>activate Killing Instinct to discover what Shi's weaknesses are
Shi has the same weaknesses as a standard human, except that 1) He's immune to mental influence; 2) He's slightly weak to sunlight.

>activate Killing Instinct and look at the dungeon entrance
You obtain no information.

>activate Killing Instinct to see what the ghoul's weaknesses are
The ghouls have the same weaknesses as standard human, except that they are immune to illness and other effects that affect Toughness. Moreover, like the priestess, they have a weakness to Shi.

>>4781980
>>4782127
Joao and Wade begin working together to dig up a hole near the cave entrance. Thanks to Wade's extensive experience with the art of digging, and his stamina not having been contaminated by harmful vaccines, the task is relatively easy. They make a pile of dirt approximately 4 feet high.

>>4781989
Q: Does Father make a good impression on the misfits?
Charisma: Minuscule (rated as :( on the sheet)
DC: Avg
Rolls: 48, 11, 7, 68, 7, 29
A: No, No, No, No, No

You walk out of the bushes and introduce yourself to the group.
"Hey everyone, my name is..."
Everyone stops talking and you see one of the group-members drop a canteen on you and run away.

>>4782077
Q: Can Shi cast Summon Demon?
IQ: Exceptional (learned wizard spell)
DC: Exceptional (cf. post #4377585)
Roll: 83
A: No

>I tell my ghouls to be ready to attack
"Shiiiii....."
>I cast summon demon
You attempt to cast the spell Summon Demon, which you had learned from Master Égéphiar. The attempt fails. You lay on the floor, mentally exhausted. That was a lot of energy just to summon some random being.

>>4782124
Kek spins a gigantic wheel to choose your new class. The wheel stops at "The Fool". You're not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
"What are you doing?" He asks. "This is supposed to be fun!"

Fool (class): You can cast magic that alters emotions using your Charisma score. You gain an average rank in Acrobatics and Juggling. You can boost people's morale when they laugh at your stories or jokes.

Kek's Blessing (cheat): Kek's Blessing: You have the power to manipulate the forces of chaos. It is a known fact that Kek represents the dice. 3 times per thread, you can overwrite the rolls of another player with your own rolls.

>Also, do you want me to repost my character sheet without the summoning?
It's fine, you don't need to.

>>4782278
>I cast appraise on the pink ball.
The pink ball is of A rank.

Rolled 32, 17, 12, 9, 19, 85, 51, 91, 85, 40, 43, 7, 11, 84, 40, 97, 43, 56, 21, 88 = 931 (20d100)

>>4782214
>look up from digging
"Kek, not doing it for the keks? Ahahahaha! We're both fucked my man, AHAHAHAHA! Shit, lemme know if you find any corpses."
>keep digging

>>4782288
>against all expectations, Killing Instinct is limited to killing
>not surprised, I was expecting that to be the truth of the situation
>am pleasantly surprised it worked on the ghouls but not that surprised
>this is an Isekai setting after all, and ghouls are usually perceived as alive
>I need to find or make a zombie to get more detail on what it can or can't do
>the hole goes nicely, this is relatively soft dirt and parts easily for hand-work
>hmm, the dirt outside of a vulva-shaped dungeon is soft
>hmmmmm
>rub some grains between my fingers to see if it's moist or not
>interesting
>the hole is dug but I'm not very tired and there's still more dirt
>nobody else is entering the dungeon yet
>surely they wouldn't mind if I kept digging?
>no, that's fucking retarded, don't wear yourself out before you get into the dungeon
>this is some soft dirt though and I was just getting into the rhythm
>HMHMHMHMHM
I try to resist the urge to keep digging. It's likely difficult because I'm an autistic and have succumbed to the urge before. Once I spent three consecutive days digging, sleeping in a field, and digging when I woke up for no reason other than that I craved the pattern. I had to fill it in afterward, which bothered me.

Rolled 8, 5, 9, 73, 23, 53, 100, 53, 67, 64, 81, 63, 14, 14, 70, 68, 37, 62, 69, 63 = 996 (20d100)

>>4782288
I turn to the ball and say "Well beach ball you seem to be more powerful then I thought, but your not on a gods level. Us adventurers are going to clear this cave, your welcome to come if you like."

I turn to the group and say "If were taking the dungeon we need to discuss how were splitting the loot. I say we split kek points evenly and the same goes for actual loot unless it's specifically useful for a particularly party member, for example a sword for a warrior. Also companions don't get a share unless you want all my ghouls to get one too"

I cast armour of sin on myself and then head into the dungeon with my ghouls and Emiya following me. "Armour of sin: The strength of this armour increases with the more innocent people you've killed." My current kill count should be around 30+.

Just you know wuxian my current ghoul and corpse count is as follows.

GHOULS

5 yellow

10 blue

5 no colors


CORPSES

Human: 9

Rolled 5, 52, 41, 14, 2, 27, 15, 12, 91, 46, 9, 22, 82, 12, 14, 81, 41, 14, 75, 45 = 700 (20d100)

>>4782288
Alright, four feet tall is about an reasonable amount of dirt. Joao shall now prepare an Chechenization Spell to Transmogrify that Dirt into Gunpowder. It should be easier since they're kinda alike in texture and stuff.

I'm going to IED-rig this cave's entrance.

Rolled 33, 47, 11, 18, 97, 96, 78, 82, 85, 44, 92, 60, 12, 35, 30, 73, 61, 53, 1, 37 = 1045 (20d100)

>>4782288
i saw that coming from miles away. aight.

>>4782317
'fuck'

>>4782416
'fine, i'll join your group. whatever gets me out of this mess. just /don't/ look at me directly.'

action: let's test if Replica Alicja still has the good 'ol divination powers. let's have her use them in the cave to see what she can find.

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>>4781391
>>4782288
TURN 6

Anyone who wants to can follow Shi to the room as free action.

>>4782317
>rub some grains between my fingers to see if it's moist or not
It's fairly moist. Also, you've been fully healed from the potion.

>>4782454
Q: Can Joao cast the chechenization spell?
Willpower: OCD extreme autismo tier, which I'll translate as "Low"
DC: Incredible
Roll: 5
A: Yes
You attempt to cast a spell, but your mind is filled with paranoid and OCD thoughts.

>>4782416
Q: Can Shi cast Armor of Sin?
Willpower: High
DC: Low
Roll: 8
A: Critical Yes
Critical: double duration
Q: Do the misfits follow?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Critical: Shi is accepted as their leader, at least temporarily
>I cast armour of sin on myself
You speak the spell that calls the armor, and it manifests around you. You stand up and walk around the room. The demon armor is heavy, and you feel sluggish. This is the weight of your accumulated sins.

>I head into the dungeon with my ghouls and Emiya following me.
You enter a shadowy tunnel of natural stone with an uneven floor. The smell of dust and rotting flesh permeates through the walls.

You are followed by Emiya, the ghouls, the floating sphere, and the misfits: a brown-haired human wearing a ski mask, a normie looking man, an anime girl wearing a futuristic outfit, a goblin, and three Pokémon.

The tunnel begins to descend to some deeper reaches of the cave. You pass through an archway of stone that leads to a small room. A mural of an unknown goddess of storm covers the ceiling, depicting dark clouds and lightning striking the land. The room is surrounded by a thick mesh wall that is filled with stone pillars, and the floor is covered with a dust and dirt. There's a pentagram and strange symbols drawn on the floor with blue paint. There's a solid timber door to the east. The room is completely empty, except for a metal pipe standing in a corner.

>>4782458
You float behind the group.

>let's test if Replica Alicja still has the good 'ol divination powers
Alicja stares blankly at you. Either she doesn't understand, is unable to divine anything, or didn't find anything of interest.

>>4782454
I posted the wrong text for the gunpowder spell. It actually succeeds.

You take a deep breath as you exhale, concentrating on the spell. You visualise the dirt in your surroundings, the plants and soil, becoming a solid form. You focus your energy, straining to force the dirt into a specific arrangement, that of gunpowder.
You take another breath as you concentrate harder. Then, you force the air in your lungs out with tremendous force.

>>4782496
so what is y'all opinions regarding hte fucking elves?"

Rolled 73, 89, 54, 84, 95, 66, 60, 47, 59, 30, 74, 9, 96, 75, 46, 41, 46, 14, 52, 77 = 1187 (20d100)

>>4782454
"Transmuting dirt into gunpowder? Fucking based. Might want to be careful about getting a fuse for that. It'd be some serious shit if we got caved-in while we were being chased down."

>>4782458
"Fuuuck, hehehehahahahahah. Ah damn, I'm sure we'll be fine. You'll be fine, at least. Just don't get slapped on the shoulders man, hahaha."

>>4782416
"Loot seems fair to me. I'm fine with getting nothing, as long as I've got first dibs on anything related to the occult or supernatural. I've... studied extensively and feel like I could get a good deal of use out of it."

>>4782496
>the potion actually worked
>nointernalbleeding.jpg
>aw yeah son
>Shi's going into the dungeon
>shit, better stop with the dirt
>also, judging by the moistness...
>it's either rained recently or the entrance is flooded
>that might be worth considering as a precaution
>hmmmm
I tear myself away from the dirt and enter the dungeon. I immediately see the mural and pentagram, and try to see if I can't recall which storm goddess this might depict. I know that's not Enlil or anything Greek because it's not depicting a male, but all the same. Are there any particular identifying characteristics on the mural? I also examine the pentagram and see if there are any recognizable signs etched into the margins. I don't have anything on-hand to sacrifice and I'm not sure if it would be wise too, but this is clearly a ritual site of some kind. I also go over to examine the pipe, judging that's probably where the flooding comes from, and see if a speck or two my black slime can cause the exterior to rust. I then start shoving any leftover dirt after the transmutation spell to clog the plumbing, maybe get a rock in there.

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>>4782515
> You say "So, what is y'all opinions regarding the fucking elves?"
"Elves are beautiful creatures that bring joy and beauty to this world, I think." Emiya stares at the mural.

>>4782288
>"Well thanks I guess."
I give a weak thumbs up and look around to where the hell I'm supposed to go next.

Rolled 33, 75, 6, 64, 5, 15, 15, 98, 64, 70, 1, 75, 19, 90, 30, 27, 77, 74, 29, 50 = 917 (20d100)

>>4782496
god dammit kek at least do the replica right you fucking frog

>>4782515
fuck them, mostly.

>>4782520
i know you are joking but for your sake and mine's and that elf's over there and Shi's and Keks, don't slap me.
i don't even have shoulders.

action:
a) follow Shi into the room
b) gently threaten someone into giving me their bag so I can have Alicja wear it and hide myself in it. just tell them that it's for their own good.
c) check the pentagram on the floor to see if it's something familiar.

Rolled 15, 52, 88, 36, 11, 11, 44, 45, 8, 27, 15, 26, 15, 61, 15, 28, 99, 5, 51, 60 = 712 (20d100)

>>4782531
"wow, look at that a woman who dosen't knows any better, what a fucking surprise"
i'll also follow shi in the room
>>4782520
"gunpowder? nice, we might want to bottle it up so as it isn't ruined by humidity tho or just motherfucking magic it dry or something"

>>4782536
"Yeahhh that's probably not a good idea. You can rest assured I won't fuck your shit. The implications of you and what you've said are kind of terrifying man and I mean that in a good way. Also, who's the girl?"

>>4782515
"Fucking keeblers, can't trust 'em as far as you can throw 'em. Dangerous at any range but it's likely better to get in close, because if they value their lives more than you they're not going to risk losing it. I don't have anything against elves personally but there's no way to be sure they won't stab you in the back. After all, we only live a few months at most from their perspective. Imagine betraying a giant cockroach for an extra share of the treasure. Would you consider it? It's not like he'd be around to spend it for more than a little while afterward and what he would spend it on was shortsighted and stupid from your perspective. Better to be cautious around them, I think. Elves are dangerous."

>>4782496
OCD Autismo is supposed to be Extremely High Though

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>>4781391
TURN 7

>>4782534
>I give a weak thumbs up
Kek rolls his eyes and gives you a bored smile. "That's all I need to see. Fool, welcome to your new life."

>look around to where the hell I'm supposed to go next.
There's no exit, but there's ap ortal of dark energy on the side of the room, guarded by two spear-holding frogmen.

>>4782520
Q: Can Wade recognize the unknown goddess?
Knowledge (Mythology) = Knowledge (Forbidden Lore) - 2 RS (related skill) = Average
DC: High ("unknown")
Roll: 73
A: No
>try to see if I can't recall which storm goddess this might depict.
In your study of the occult, you have never seen a goddess with a similar appearance.

>Are there any particular identifying characteristics on the mural?
You examine the artwork more closely. The goddess's hair is blue with red tips, her eyes are golden like a cat's, and her skin is green like tree leaves.

>I examine the pentagram and see if there are any recognizable signs etched into the margins
The markings etched into the margin of the pentagram are too small to make out.

> You examine the pipe.
The pipe is about one and a half to two feet long, and one to three inches in diameter. It's made out of metal, and it has an odd bulge on the lower third of it.

> see if a speck or two my black slime can cause the exterior to rust.
The slime has no effect on the pipe.

>>4782536
Q: Will someone give their bag?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 33
A: Yes
Random event: double digits rolled under the Chaos Level
Roll: 75
A: PC Positive
He gets what he wants
>gently threaten someone into giving me their bag
After being threatened, the goblin gives his school bag to Alicja.
>check the pentagram on the floor to see if it's something familiar.
You've never seen such pentagram back when you were living in outer space.

>>4782622
Oh, OK. I had assumed the OCD means you have no control over your actions.

Rolled 28, 78, 7, 100, 13, 91, 69, 61, 32, 55, 31, 14, 75, 19, 80, 45, 81, 10, 3, 51 = 943 (20d100)

>>4782504
If the Dirt's Turned into Gunpowder, then i'm going to prepare a 'fuse' spell, that is to say, a spell that will create a spark when i activate it.

>>4782633
Oh no, it's Pure O

Pure O Means you are simply unable to stop thinking about shit. That includes pretty much anything, so if you feel like you gotta do something (willpower) then you will feel physically twitchy if you try to not do it.

>>4782633
I tip my hat at the frogmen as I walk by into the portal. Of course, I have no hat, so i just whang my forehead and hastily switch to tipping my glasses.

Rolled 33, 40, 84, 32, 46, 73, 73, 43, 5, 81, 45, 83, 94, 100, 45, 5, 47, 54, 90, 81 = 1154 (20d100)

>>4782616
'its a replica of my former avatar and seer, Alicja, which i spent six fucking turns attempting to summon myself into in the Tomb of Hitler only to be nuked not two minutes after. now she thinks like an animal and im a carnival balloon."

>>4782633
yeah, well, not many pentagrams in outer space desu.

actions:
a) for everyone's sake, get in the bag.
b) let's check to see if i still have my minor telekinetic powers in this sorry ass state. let's try to move random stuff around.

Rolled 83, 19, 99, 43, 90, 79, 64, 75, 65, 46, 17, 75, 15, 30, 6, 62, 21, 71, 1, 41 = 1002 (20d100)

>>4782633
>don't recognize the goddess
>definitely not anything greek or egyptian that I can recall
>hmmmm, this is definitely a twisted ritual site
>the goddess's mural is above it and not defaced
>ergo, she's either evil or supportive of the occult
>therefore, blood might be a good way to get her attention
I take a pinprick of my blood, drop it onto the floor while staring above, and try praying to the mural. "Lo, Unknown Goddess with hair set afire and green countenance! I am Wade, an adventurer come to search this place! If you are listening and would like for me to continue or desist, please make yourself known now. If not, or you have difficulty manifesting tangibly, I would not have a problem with you visiting my dreams."
>look at the pipe
I examine the bulge to see if I recognize its diameter recognizes any plumbing mechanisms I've seen in the past. I then feel of its interior, away from where I dropped the black slime, to see if it's damp in any way, shape, or form.

>>4782633
not gonna lie i'm a bit lost QM can i get a quick sitrep of what's happening please?

Rolled 14, 8, 53, 80, 10, 22, 75, 98, 97, 35, 36, 96, 77, 33, 62, 96, 74, 47, 92, 5 = 1110 (20d100)

>>4782633
I cast summon floating light. "Summon floating light: summons a floating ball of light." Then I move deeper into the cave with my companions coming with me.

>>4782768
Word of advice, i'm setting up an gigantic fucking explosive near the entrance, so don't stay in the cave TOO Long or else you'll get buried and die.

>>4782790
Why are you planning on blowing up the cave when our quest is to clear it out?

>>4782790
"I think it might be a good idea to keep a fuse on standby just in case, and be ready to disarm it if this goes off without a hitch. We can't loot it if the dungeon's collapsed."

>>4782825
"Might be a trap to summon a demon or golem in there that we can't take down. If that's the case, it might be a good idea to have a fallback so we aren't just fucked if we start getting run-down."

>>4782825
The idea isn't to blow up the cave, the idea is to get the succubi to come there to blow it up.

Rolled 10, 33 = 43 (2d100)

>>4782730
>can i get a quick sitrep of what's happening please?
I'm rolling for IQ and Intuition to see what information I give you.

Rolled 33, 93 = 126 (2d100)

>>4782730
Rolling for your luck and reflex save.

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TURN 8

>>4782730
>can i get a quick sitrep of what's happening please?
>>4783837
Q: Can Jerg gain intellectual knowledge about the situation?
IQ: High
DC: High (confusing situation)
Roll: 10
A: Critical Yes
Q: Can Jerg gain intuition knowledge about the situation?
Intuition: High
DC: High
Roll: 33
A: Yes
>Intellectual analysis of the situation
You have died and were reborn in Kek's temple, with other anons and a will-o'-wisp. The god Kek has sent you on a mission to defeat a succubus lair and promised as reward riches, power, glory and the love of a beautiful woman. Following a map of the temple drawn by Kek, you walked through a magical portal and arrived in a forest with the other anons, in front of a cavern. This forest is located in a world that the others are calling "Isekai".

Other than the anons, there is also a group of misfits, and twenty ghouls who carry human corpses. You conclude that they are all adventurers who also want to explore the lair. You cannot determine what their relationship with Kek is, but they all seem to follow the trenchcoat-wearing anon called Shi as their leader. Shi has entered the cavern and you followed him. You have arrived in a room with a mural of an unknown goddess, and strange symbols painted on the floor.

Outside of the cavern, a bearded man has made a pile of gunpowder and is planning to blow up the entire area. Before you entered, he advised that you don't stay inside for too long, otherwise you'll get buried and die.

>Intuition analysis of the situation
You sense that Shi is an experienced warrior who is strong, intelligent, confident, and a natural-born leader. It seems that both the group of misfits and the ghouls work for him.

You also notice that one of the misfits, a blonde-haired woman called Alicja, is related to Father Arkham, the will-o'-wisp. A gut feeling tells you that this creature is dangerous and you should not touch it or look at it. It spoke of living in the outer space and of having found Hitler's tomb in its former life.

>>4782656
>I tip my hat at the frogmen as I walk by into the portal
You find yourself in a forest. In front of you, there's a tunnel of mossy carved stone, inside of a 30-feet tall boulder strangely shaped like a vagina. Next to the entrance, there's a bearded man who has made a 4-feet tall pile of gunpowder.

>>4782634
Q: Can Joao make a fuse spell?
Willpower: Exceptional (Pure O)
DC: Average
Roll: 28
A: Yes

> You prepare a 'fuse' spell
You take a deep breath, allowing the words to fill your mind. You see the image of a spark in your mind's eye, waiting to be set off.

>>4782673
>let's try to move random stuff around
You get inside of Alicja's school bag and test if you still possess telekinetic powers. You focus on the pipe that Wade is examining, and make it float around him.

Telekinesis: You can move stuff with the mind. Not really that powerful, just about as having invisible human arms.

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>>4783886

>>4782683
Q: Is there a goddess listening to Wade's prayer?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 43 (using the 4th roll for this fluff question)
A: No

> try praying to the mural
You pray to the mural, but there's no reaction.

> examine the pipe
It seems to be made for putting in/taking out waste.

> feel the interior to see if it's damp
You don't feel any moisture.

>>4782768
Q: Can Shi cast Summon Floating Light?
Willpower: High
DC: Minuscule
Roll: 14
A: Critical Yes

> I cast summon floating light
You summon a floating ball of light that is extremely bright and makes the room as bright as if it was illuminated by sunlight. It floats 6 feet behind you as you are walking.


>>4782673
>>4782683
>>4782768
>>4783875
A chain lightning spell is triggered, which will hit 12 target.
There are 4 anons + 5 misfits + 3 Pokémon + 20 ghouls = 32 possible targets.
The odds to be hit are 12/32 = 37%. Your first die roll will determine if you are hit.

Q: Is Alicja, Wade, Shi, Jerg hit by the spell?
Rolls: 33, 83, 14, 33
A: Yes, No, Yes, Yes

Q: Can Alicja, Shi, Jerg succeed their reflex save?
Reflex: Average, High, Above Average
DC: High (see thread #9, Turn 5)
Rolls: 40, 8, 93
A: No, Critical Yes, Critical No
Critical Yes: Shi save Emiya
Critical No: Jerg takes double damage

As Shi is about the leave, one of the ghouls steps at the center of the pentagram and an electrical discharge leaves the painted goddess' fingertips towards it. Shi jumps on the the side to avoid the lightning, carrying the priestess Emiya in his arms, and the discharge hits Jerg56. Then, the discharge hits another ghoul, then arcs towards several other people and shocks them. The lightning then strikes Jerg56 a second time, before fading away. The pain makes him stumble and fall backward to the floor.

>Jerg56 suffers from -2 RS electrical damage
>Five of the ghouls, one of the misfits and one Pokémon suffer from -1 RS electrical damage

Rolled 15, 84, 43, 5, 77, 49, 24, 41, 12, 2, 89, 26, 10, 65, 48, 39, 66, 98, 60, 51 = 904 (20d100)

>>4783887
"ow that fucking hurts, what the fuck zapped me?"
how injured am i QM?

>>4783936
You are badly injured and your internal organs are kind of fried. If you get more damage, you risk dying.

>>4783942
fuck, can i make a guess as to how dark heal works and entails?

oh fuck hows Alicja? and how am I?

>>4783952
Q: Can Jerg make a guess as to how dark heal works?
Intuition: High
DC: Incredible (unknown ability)
Roll: 15
A: Yes
You guess that Dark Heal is probably a healing ability, but eeeeevil. You cannot determine exactly the original of this evil from the name only, but you guess that it comes with a cost that is evil or harmful.

>>4783956
You had failed the roll, but as I forgot to post your damage, you are both unharmed.

>>4783960
"so, guys my fucking guts are fried to shit and i'd like to survive, can anybody repair the damage? please"

>>4783960
awesome

action:
a) tell alicja to be on the lookout for traps. maybe she'll understand. maybe not.
b) just keep following the shi

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>>4782768
>>4784008

TURN 9

Shi guides the party to a new room. Its appearance is similar to the previous room and it's lit by torches. Someone has scrawled "This paladin is dead" on the north wall, and a rusted gauntlet lies in the center of the room. The room is connected through an archway to another smaller room, with a mosaic representing human and monstrous faces on the west wall. It seems that the architect of this bizarre dungeon has a fondness for artistic expression.

The first room has an iron door to the south and a wooden door to the north; the smaller room has a wooden door to the south.

Another group of adventurers is in the first room. Among them is a druidess who is meditating. Shi and Wade might recognize the druidess as being Ayame; they will also recognize the empath Sir Bacon, and the priest Sigric. It seems that they are discussing a strategy to open door to the north, which is locked.

Due to the dungeon being very crowded, the ghouls stay in the previous room.

Jerg56 looks partially fried and asks for first aid. Will anyone help him, or will he soon die a gruesome death?

Rolled 75, 24, 81, 87, 95, 39, 61, 78, 66, 45, 32, 37, 25, 68, 41, 97, 59, 62, 43, 37 = 1152 (20d100)

>>4784017
I get Emiya to heal the wounded party members with her magic going from the most wounded to last. I then cast detect magic on the rooms and try an examine the gauntlet.

Rolled 82, 88, 81, 78, 70, 64, 51, 83, 68, 44, 37, 64, 70, 92, 98, 25, 98, 71, 72, 63 = 1399 (20d100)

>>4783887
>>4784017
>look up from pipe on hearing zapping noise
>that's a lightning spell released by the mural
>very classy
>also dangerous
>I seem to have lucked out but somebody got zapped
>lightning might have been cursed, who knows
>best to avoid it
>but then, if I were zapped with lightning I would prefer not to die
>hmmmm
>then again I know first-aid but don't have a medical professional's competence or a first aid kit for that matter
>electricity's difficult to treat, even more when magic is involved in the situation
>the priestess is religiously obligated to help, best to ask her
>see Shi is already asking her to, interesting
>in that case I'll examine my surroundings
>it's the fucking druid fuck, and Sir Bacon
>based, he seemed based, not sure I knew the third dude well
>wasn't he a priest of Odin?
>the party's trying to get past a locked door
>remember Necromancer powers
>get an idea going in the back of my head
"Listen guys, I'm a type of specialized Sorcerer, I can figure this out. I'm just going to need you to stay away from the black ooze coming out of my hands. I assure you I haven't sold my soul to the slime lord, I died before I could try and this is just a coincidence. Right then. Here goes. EEEEEEE-"
I get close to the door, summon black slime, and have it rot through the wood next to the doorknob. Once there's a fist-sized hole, I step back and look through before going further.

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The previous rooms had been explored by the players Ayame and Sir Bacon in the previous thread, that's why I didn't use AI Dungeon.

So far, I have been using an individual AI Dungeon session for each player. But now, for the dungeon itself, I will use a shared session. This is the technique I have developed to run a multiplayer game with AI Dungeon, and is experimental.

>>4784029
>>4783970
Q: Are the undead harmed by healing spells?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 87 (fluff question, 4th roll)
A: No
Q: Can Shi cast Detect Magic?
Willpower: High
DC: Low
Roll: 75 (1st roll)
A: Yes

The priestess Emiya heals the wounded party members. She wanted to save her healing spells for her husband, Shi, but she feels touched by his generous sacrifice. Jerg56 feels himself unfrying, and his internal organ rejuvenating. Then, she tries to heal one of the ghouls, but her magic does not seem to work on them.

> You examine the rusted gauntlet.
You see a gauntlet forged from an old, blackened and heavily rusted steel.

> You cast a Detect Magic spell to detect the presence of magic in the nearby area.
The spell reveals no magical emanations within range of the spell.

Seeing that Shi is casting Detect Magic, Sir Bacon reports that with his Emotional Radar ability, an ability he has developed as an empath, he has perceived an aura of lust and negative energy since entering the dungeon.

> Jerg56 and everyone else is fully healed, except for the ghouls

>>4784087
> You use black slime to rot the wooden door to the north.
The door is covered in a black toxic ooze that quickly spreads through the door and makes it unusable. Sir Bacon is very impressed, because his team had spent a week trying to open the door, with no success.

The tunnel continues to the east. It's about 3 feet wide, 50 feet long and has a 15-foot high ceiling.

Rolled 79, 38, 21, 49, 33, 48, 55, 16, 19, 5, 24, 3, 23, 3, 13, 99, 71, 61, 61, 83 = 804 (20d100)

>>4784297
>the black slime melts the door open
>there are no traps like I expected but the proportions of the hallway are extremely worrying
>I feel uneasy about walking sideways for fifty feet with no way to defend against anything from above
>especially after the lightning trap
>I'm not a pussy though and I would rather have it be me that died than anyone else
>there are the ghouls but they aren't as reliable
>better the ghouls trigger any traps than me though
I leave the hallway and use the black slime to rot the wooden door leading to the south to see if it's any different there.

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>>4784324
The second wooden door rots as easily as the first one. It leads to a room of refined stonemasonry, with four pillars in the center and a beautiful statue of a robed dwarf holding a hammer. Polished benches have been sculpted directly from the stone. A set of demonic war masks hangs on the east wall, and someone has scrawled "Praise the Demon Queen" on the northern wall, in the same writing as in the previous room. There doesn't seem to be any other door or exit.

There's blood everywhere and the bodies of gray-skinned dwarves lie on the ground. Some of them have eyeballs that have exploded and it seems that their equipment has already been looted.

Rolled 49, 21, 59, 97, 80, 12, 30, 18, 56, 46, 91, 94, 6, 11, 32, 10, 26, 13, 98, 29 = 878 (20d100)

>>4784335
cool

action: wear one of the masks

>>4784335
How many corpses are there?

Rolled 72, 62, 78, 54, 29, 20, 9, 54, 2, 41, 24, 87, 2, 100, 46, 75, 31, 85, 20, 68 = 959 (20d100)

>>4784335
>see visibly demonic warmasks
>read graffiti scrawled on the wall
>this dungeon has clearly been influenced by a demonic cult
>the demonic cult is obviously dedicated to the storm goddess depicted on the mural
>further thinking, the fact that the dungeon entrance resembles a vulva indicates the demonic cult is a sex cult
>they're either simps and coomers or degenerate would-be cenobites
>neither seem like a good idea to emulate
>statue of the dwarf could indicate the cult is followed by dwarves or idolizes them
>could just be a regular statue
>come to a decision
I take the demonic warmasks from the wall and travel back into the room where I can see Shi, the gunpowder wizard I wasn't fully introduced to, or any of the priests.

"Yo I found some unholy masks next to graffiti praising 'the demon queen'. I think this dungeon's a sex cult and I think anyone who puts a mask on might be possessed. Do any of you want to cast a spell of detect magic or ask your deity about these? If not, I'm just going to stack them in the corner here, away from the pentagram."

Rolled 17, 58, 89, 4, 95, 10, 27, 80, 43, 3, 46, 33, 69, 25, 90, 65, 79, 100, 56, 12 = 1001 (20d100)

>>4784354
I have my gnolls set down the 9 corpses we brought with us next to the dwarf corpses. I then let the gnolls feast on the corpses in order of hiearchy after Emiya and I eat some rations. After that I cast detect magic on the masks and ask Emiya if she knows anything about them.

>>4784335
I'm going to mostly hang out back and try to sense anything dangerous with my magic sorcery and all that stuff.

Rolled 82, 66, 49, 99, 95, 80, 27, 71, 94, 97, 99, 13, 10, 25, 30, 28, 25, 67, 11, 34 = 1102 (20d100)

>>4784544
Oh yeah, here it is

>>4784509
Forgot my name

>>4779735
/thread, that's my number too!

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TURN 11

>>4784959
>that's my number too!
Kek does not resurrect boomers.

>>4784348
>How many corpses are there?
There are three corpses.

>>4784338
> Alicja wears one of the masks.
The mask is a perfect fit. From her backpack, you feel a demonic presence emanating from the mask and flowing through her.

>>4784354
> I take the demonic warmasks from the wall and travel back into the room where I can see Shi, the gunpowder wizard I wasn't fully introduced to, or any of the priests.
Shi is in the same room as you, and the gunpowder wizard is outside of the dungeon.


>>4784354
Q: Can Shi cast Detect Magic?
Willpower: High
DC: Low
Roll: 17
A: Yes
Q: Does Emiya know anything about them?
Odds: Very Unlikely (the storm goddess was unknown)
Roll: 58
A: No

> let the gnolls feast on the corpses
You smell fresh blood, and hear the ghouls enter. You sit down and wait for them to feed. The ghouls begin feeding, tearing flesh from the corpses and devouring it.

> You cast a Detect Magic spell on the masks.
The spell reveals that the masks are magical. The ghouls finish feeding and begin wandering about again.

> ask Emiya if she knows anything about them
She's never encountered such mask in her study of theological matters.

>>4784544
>>4784547
Q: Can Joao sense anything dangerous?
Willpower: Exceptional
DC: Low
Roll: 82
A: Yes
>I'm going to mostly hang out back and try to sense anything dangerous with my magic sorcery and all that stuff
Your senses immediately detect the presence of explosive material inside the walls of the boulder, a dozen paces away from you.

Rolled 77, 88, 93, 53, 74, 55, 34, 36, 7, 38, 27, 56, 54, 31, 66, 18, 38, 14, 100, 34 = 993 (20d100)

>>4785588
>that chick is wearing the mask
>ohshitohfuckohshitohfuck
>got to do something straightaway
>this shit can't be good
I use my Necromancy to try to rot the wood on her mask while leaving her face below undamaged because I don't want to be held reliable if she's maimed. If that doesn't work and she starts doing anything unusual, I use my Necromancy to animate the nearby corpses and have them restrain her before she's possessed. I might not be able to sense magic but that's obvious as fuck. If Emiyita calls me out, I explain that I'm not a Necromancer, I'm a Sorcerer puppeting the dead to prevent the worse evil of a demon potentially eating our souls. I'm very tempted to wear a mask but don't, there's no way to be sure what will happen.

Rolled 31, 85, 67, 47, 100, 41, 85, 59, 40, 89, 66, 42, 78, 27, 30, 56, 58, 67, 8, 58 = 1134 (20d100)

>>4786186
aww come on, at least let us see what the mask does!

action: do nothing. lets just wait and see

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>>4786186
TURN 12

Q: Can Wade cast a Wood Rot spell?
Willpower: Above Average
DC: Above Average
Roll: 77
A: No

Q: Does Wade have good control over the black goo?
Odds: 50/50 (unclear so far)
Roll: 88
A: No
Let AI Dungeon go wild
Q: Does anything attack the party?
Odds: 50/50 (no clue but it seems dangerous)
Roll: 53 (4th roll for fluff questio)
A: No
> You throw black goo on Alicja's mask.
The black goo sticks to the demonic mask.
Alicja screams a horrible scream and tries to rip off her mask but fails. She stares at you with eyes filled with unspeakable horror.
The mask begins to peel off from the skin, becoming embedded with the black goo.
Alicja's body begins to convulse and shake, as if she would have a seizure.

> You examine if Alicja's face has been maimed.
Alicja's face seems to be fine, but her body is convulsing. You can hear demonic voices coming from her mouth.
"I... WANT... TO BE WITH... YOU... ALWAYS!"

> I use my Necromancy to animate the nearby corpses
The corpses have already been eaten by the ghouls.

>>4786210
The corpses have already been eaten by the ghouls.

LOL
wait oh shit oh fuck

action: use my telekinesis to at least help pull off the mask.

i actually wanted to be the one to wear it desu, guess i should have been a more specific ball

>>4786217
>i actually wanted to be the one to wear it desu
I had assumed you can't wear a mask as you have no face

Rolled 73, 23, 24, 35, 62, 82, 15, 52, 46, 2, 4, 50, 57, 1, 40, 42, 84, 49, 17, 17 = 775 (20d100)

>>4786199
"Fine fine, but I'm not responsible for what happens here. Don't have any salt or silver on hand, zero idea what demon's involved with the mask, shit's dangerous."

>>4786210
>look at the demon mask
>look back at black slime
>yep, I don't know what I'm doing
>but if I don't know what I'm doing, my enemies definitely won't
>step away from Alicja and take a mask in hand
I examine the mask to see if I can recognize any symbology. Are any of the Keys of Solomon etched into the margins or are they bare? Also I keep a close eye on her and if she starts raving in blasphemous tongues, I'll wait and see what the others do then come to a snap decision.

>>4786226
makes perfect sense, it was kind of a joke lol
dont worry, we roll with this

>>4786229
dude it'll be fine, dude trust me

>>4786229
>also shit those ghouls work fast
>that was what, two minutes earlier they entered the room?
>four minutes max, and multiple hundred pounds of corpses...
>gone, without a trace
>fuuuuuuuuck
Hmm, can I use my Necromancy to examine the ghouls and see if I can know how to upgrade them into more dangerous monsters? Or is that not possible, because they're from eldritch magic, not regular black magic?

>>4786231
"Okay okay I'll trust you man, you look like you know your shit. I'm curious to see how there only being a partial mask works with the enchantment, if there is one. Hmm, I'm kind of tempted to see for myself but I know that'd be a bad idea."

Rolled 64, 20, 92, 70, 55, 46, 5, 39, 78, 9, 18, 8, 18, 89, 30, 2, 17, 58, 99, 85 = 902 (20d100)

>>4785588
If there's explosive inside the boulder, then i should probably check it out. I'm going to approach the boulder and see if i can find anything...without touching it, that is.

>>4786319
oh yeah forgot my name

Either way, i'm just going to hang back and do wizard stuff, i'm already preparing my trap to deal with the succubuses.

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TURN 13

>>4786217
> You use telekinesis to pull off the mask.
You manage to rip off the demonic mask from her face with some mental effort.

>>4786229
>>4786235
Q: Does Wade know if ghouls can be improved?
Forbidden Lore: High
DC: High (the player himself doesn't seem to know)
Roll: 73
A: No
> You examine the mask to see if it contains any symbology.
The mask is bare and of simplistic design.

> You keep a close eye on Replica Alicja.
She begins to regain control of her body. It seems that she fell under the charm of the mask and is having a hard time shaking it off.

> can I use my Necromancy to examine the ghouls and see if I can know how to upgrade them
The necromancy itself is a magical skill and does not bestow you any special knowledge.
Forbidden Lore: You don't know if the ghouls can be improved or not.

>that was what, two minutes earlier they entered the room?
The time between the turns is not constant. It depends on the actions.

>>4786319
> You approach the boulder and see if you can find anything.
As you approach the boulder, you notice a small opening to the left of it, which was previously camouflaged by the overgrowth.
You walk over to it, and look down into the darkness.

> You check for explosives.
You try to sense for anything that may be explosive, but find nothing.

Rolled 16, 100, 43, 24, 57, 52, 76, 76, 50, 5, 42, 18, 96, 37, 69, 43, 69, 95, 79, 71 = 1118 (20d100)

>>4786438
I go through the door north east of the dead paladin room.

>>4786802
I take the remaining demon masks off the wall before I leave.

Rolled 5, 93, 19, 45, 98, 50, 27, 86, 2, 72, 73, 73, 3, 58, 74, 54, 32, 2, 36, 96 = 998 (20d100)

>>4786438
action: inspect Replica Alicja. attempt talking to her. see what's up

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Rolled 36, 38, 68, 93, 4, 75, 2, 51, 59, 65, 68, 97, 47, 87, 61, 45, 18, 27, 6, 63 = 1010 (20d100)

>>4786438
There are plenty of ways to upgrade ghouls in fiction, usually from a ghoul to a necrophage but real world occultism doesn't touch on it very much if at all. It's also a fantasy setting and the rules for magic in those vary wildly but Necromancy is clearly possible, as are ghouls, which makes me think if it's possible to upgrade a zombie to a wight, or a skeleton to an uber-skeleton by bolting metal over its bones, or what have you, it might be possible to do with a ghoul into something more dangerous. The problem is very little of the serious research I've done goes back into animating corpses, let alone making them stronger. It's clear I need to do some more research.

>>4786438
>see the violent telekinesis on display
>the masks don't seem dangerous without a face
>my work here isn't done but it's finished for the moment
I leave the room and go back to the entrance to see what's going on here, as pictured in 9000 hours of MS Paint. I also experiment with the black slime, to see if I can have it spin in a circle while I'm focusing and get it to take different shapes, like a tendril or oversized arrowhead.

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>>4779637
Here we go.

>>4787858
Forgot my namefagtag

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TURN 14

>>4787858
>>4787863
You appear in Kek's temple, as described in the posts here: >>4779805 >>4779809
Information floods into your minds as a series of options appears before you. The first seems to be a series of classic archetypes and the second, a numbered list of short titles for something you can't help but wonder.

>>4786802
>>4786815
You enter the tunnel to the north.
You enter a room of elegant stonemasonry, with a huge chandelier of candles hanging from the roof. A beautiful marble statue of a nymph stands in the center of the room.

> You examine the statue.
You see a marble statue of a nymph, with a deep forest green skin, long curly golden hair, and she's completely covered by leaves and flowers with petals.

>>4786883
Will Replica be able to speak?
Odds: Very Unlikely
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Critical: she can now speak
> You say "Alicja, how are you feeling, now?"
Alicja is still a bit weak, but she feels better.
Alicja: "I'm feeling much better. Let's go."

> You say "So, you can speak, now?"
Alicja nods.
Alicja: "Yes. It took some effort, but it was worth it. Now, I can feel the presence of my horde again. They comfort me, and give me strength."

> You say "So, you can speak, now?"
Alicja nods, and begins walking.
Alicja: "Yes, I can speak. I think I can do things too, as of now."

> You say "So, are you the real Alicja, or a replica?"
She stops walking and looks at you angrily.
Alicja: "I am the real Alicja! I was created by Kek, but I AM Alicja! Now leave me alone!"

>>4787263
> You attempt to spin the black goo in a circle.
You spin the black goo for a few seconds, but it begins to slow down and become more viscous. You immediately stop spinning and it begins to seep through your skin.

> You leave the room and go back to the tunnel to the east, near the entrance.
You walk back to the room with the rusty gauntlet, and see that three of Shi's ghouls have broken the door to the south and are eating the dead body of a a black-skinned elf. Since Shi didn't give them any orders, they are cleaning the dungeon and eating everything inside.
You wander through the damp tunnels for a few minutes when you see a pair of red eyes staring at you from an opening up ahead.

> Shi has collected 5 demonic masks
> Wade suffers -1 RS muscular necrotic damage

Wtf? The gang is back? Couldnt find my sheet tho shame.

Rolled 91, 48, 67, 66, 60, 7, 4, 37, 46, 3, 26, 92, 81, 41, 46, 58, 8, 66, 17, 42 = 906 (20d100)

>>4788078
I cast detect magic to see if the nymph statue is magical, if it's not I cast stone to life. "Stone to life: Turns any stone sculpture into the living creature it's based on."

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>>4788109
>>4779644
I have your sheet

Clown (class): You have mastered Clown World and found a weakness in the fabric of reality. You can use illusion magic and you are considered to have Average Acrobatic skills. You are immune to fear.

Honkler (cheat): You gain various situational bonuses for posting funny, ridiculous, outrageous or otherwise clown-related art (memes, poems, jokes...) If you use the 4chan's painter, you can use magic as depicted in your drawing, but only if the QM can guess what your drawing represents (you are not allowed to tell), and if it is clown related. You also have a special talent for driving your opponents crazy when you mock them.
You are still in possession of your past bonuses and inventory.

Tathagata Store (stat): Minuscule
Blessing of Chaos (strength): You receive a +1 RS bonus when you attempt a chaotic action.

You are standing in a forest of the Empire of Tyrea, at the entrance of Labyrinthia, a dungeon near the city of Visea. The mobile base Eldritch Express has parked one mile away, next to the river.

In the last thread, Visea was attacked by succubi and exploded. You have been sent here by the Adventurer's Guild because they suspect that the demons reside inside of the the dungeon. The entrance is a tunnel of mossy carved stone, inside of a 30-feet tall boulder strangely shaped like a vagina.

>>4788115

Q: Can Shi cast Detect Magic?
Willpower: High
DC: Low
Roll: 91
A: No

Q: Can Shi cast Stone to Life?
Willpower: High
DC: Incredible
Roll: 48
A: No

Both spells fail. You are feeling slightly drained.

Rolled 72, 4, 73, 91, 35, 78, 62, 55, 59, 37, 7, 49, 32, 64, 65, 78, 6, 4, 33, 34 = 938 (20d100)

>>4788078
>fuck, shit's rotting my hands
>was rotting my intestines earlier
>remember priestess black magic was dangerous
>thought she meant spiritually dangerous or existentially wrong
>not, it will melt your gaddamn penis if you aren't careful
>I need to be careful about this shit
>ah fuck there's something up ahead
>red eyes, demonic sex cult dungeon, pitch-black
>there's nothing good that can come out of talking to this
I activate Killing Instinct to see what the creature is and what its weaknesses are. If it makes a move, I fling black slime onto it and pull my knife.

Rolled 99, 52, 60, 2, 13, 47, 19, 30, 64, 14, 23, 3, 41, 80, 65, 22, 37, 80, 58, 47 = 856 (20d100)

>>4788154
I dump my Piss-yellow Sizzling Potion and my 2 Purple and Syrupy Potions down the statues throat and see what happens. If nothing happens I tell my ghouls to follow me and I go find wade.

>>4788078
I'm going to try to summon a BLANK TOME with a PEN to write my WIZARD STUFF in it.

Rolled 51, 88, 81, 58, 41, 16, 27, 16, 99, 16, 15, 87, 92, 98, 93, 65, 31, 21, 54, 88 = 1137 (20d100)

>>4788199
Oops, rolling

Rolled 63, 40, 26, 40, 51, 25, 14, 58, 1, 82, 53, 53, 17, 68, 43, 21, 94, 74, 40, 41 = 904 (20d100)

>>4788154
I enter the dungeon and look for the others. I honk my red nose to get the attention of the others.

If im not mistaken, I also had the con artist class.

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TURN 15

>>4788293
> If im not mistaken, I also had the con artist class.
Yes, that's correct.
Con Artist (class): Charisma boosted to High. Gain the Con Artist skill at rank Average. Gain the Bluff skill at rank Above Average.

>>4788188
Q: Does Wade have initiative?
Odds: Likely (he just has to fling slime
Roll: 72
A: Yes

Q: Can Wade hit the demon?
Dexterity: Above Average + 1 RS (Killer Instinct) = High
DC: Low (short range)
Roll: 4
A: Critical Yes
A demon with sharp claws, horns, and a red body lies in wait inside.
Behind you, at the entrance of the tunnel, you can hear a clown honking his red nose. The ominous sound goes away.

> You use the "Killer Instinct" to get a list of the demon's weaknesses.
The demon is weak against silver, garlic, holy water, and crossbows.
The demon growls and lunges at you, his claws aimed at your throat.

> You fling black slime onto it.
Black goo flies into the demon's eyes. He falls back, blinded, and you pounce.
You stab him through the heart and shatter his trachea. He begins to bleed from every orifice.

>>4788197
>>4788293
> You dump a Potion of Cure Illness and 2 Potions of Resist Fear down the statue's throat.
The statue gulps down two gulp down the potions, and begins to cough.
"Who are you?"
She sputters, as a red liquid comes up,and splatters on her chest and face.
The statue was in fact a virgin nymph who had been kidnapped by the succubi and turned into a statue as dungeon decoration.
A clown enters the room and honks his nose.

>>4788199
>>4788200
> You summon a BLANK TOME with a PEN.
A glowing, golden book appears in your grasp, with a pen attached to it.


>Shi has lost 3 potions
>Wade has killed a demon
>Joao has gained a book and a pen

Rolled 95, 63, 4, 89, 59, 48, 11, 91, 95, 77, 75, 36, 63, 82, 42, 14, 56, 75, 93, 24 = 1192 (20d100)

>>4788458
>throw black slime into the demon's jugular
"LISTEN HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! ONE OF YOU FUCKERS BURST MY KIDNEY! LEFT THE MALACHITE THEOCRACY ALONE! NOW YOU TRY TO KILL ME AGAIN?!? I'LL SHATTER YOUR SPINE! DIE! DIE! DIE!"
>go berserk, descend into manic frenzy and stab and cut wherever my knife can reach

>>4788478
It's already dead but I'm still pissed about it. Ambushing me, ambushing travelers. The kidney-eating bastard.

Rolled 95, 11, 31, 36, 21, 85, 9, 12, 91, 96, 51, 11, 35, 34, 3, 49, 18, 73, 38, 28 = 827 (20d100)

>>4788458
I'm going to first write down the Gunpowder Transmutation, Firefuse and Sensing spell. Then, i'm going to try to further dwell on what i know to find a way to combine Gunpowder Transmutation and Firefuse in a single spell.

Rolled 31, 69, 75, 2, 99, 79, 26, 95, 20, 97, 78, 74, 10, 17, 63, 5, 64, 12, 1, 30 = 947 (20d100)

>>4788078
awesome, she's back
in a way
lol

can't believe all worked out in the end.

>>4788458
actions:
a) let's see if kek didn't forget her divination skills. have Alicja attempt to scan the insides of the dungeon for data, see what awaits us up ahead, or the past or this place, or whatever her divination could bring us.
b) tell the clown >>4788293 i can make him stronger, no questions asked. what about it??

>>4788458
So is the nymph alive? Also please return to normal writing next time, AI dungeon is a bit retarded. Even with the best model it's still hard to get it to write a story that makes sense.

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TURN 16

>>4788798
>So is the nymph alive?
She appears to be alive, yes.

>Also please return to normal writing next time, AI dungeon is a bit retarded.
I actually got the idea from this thread https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4054361

>>4788478
> You go berserk
The demon's blood splatters across the walls and floor. You stab again and again until the demon is nothing more than a pile of bloody flesh and organs.

> You say "I'LL SHATTER YOUR SPINE! DIE! DIE! DIE!"
The demon's spine is shattered and the rest of his body follows.
You stand over the dead demon, dripping with his blood. You're excited.

>>4788493
Q: Can Joao convert the sorcerer spells?
IQ: Above Average ("probably good")
DC: Superhuman (never heard of such feat)
Roll: 95
A: Critical No
I will let AI Dungeon decide on the critical
> You attempt to write down the first spell
Writing down sorcery spells is incredibly difficult, and you are not in control of the powerful magic energy. As you write the words, the book begins to burn your hands! You hiss in pain and drop it in shock. Then, the entire book explodes, and a wave of fire engulfs your entire body.

>>4788516
>have Alicja attempt to scan the insides of the dungeon for data
Alicja pulls out her deck of tarot cards, and begins to shuffle quickly. She draws three cards, laying them out in front of her.
"The Universe", "The Devil", and "The Lovers".

> You say "What do those three cards mean about the dungeon?"
There is a great evil in the dungeon, and a powerful love energy of a demonic nature.

> You say "What do those three cards mean about the dungeon layout?"
There is a large torture chamber in the dungeon, which is dark and full of terrors. There is also a lounge of some sort, filled with whores and lesbians.

>Joao suffers -1 RS bodily fire damage, and an additional -1 RS fire damage on the hands

>>4789004
Yea I expermiented with it once. Later after that I messed around with their most advanced module and the story always got off track or the ai would forget things. It's decent for short term stories, but for any long running narrative it will eventually pull somthing out of left field and shit the bed. Overall I prefer real qming alot, but it's decent a decent tool. I'm tempted to run another AI quest just to say I haven't flaked on one of my quests.

Rolled 79, 12, 40, 7, 74, 40, 59, 80, 34, 65, 69, 90, 60, 96, 78, 70, 4, 20, 13, 8 = 998 (20d100)

>>4789004
aight, nothing we couldn't have figured out- but oh boy am i so glad her divination skills still work, goes to show that originality is only worth that much

action: ask alicja to point us in the direction of the great evil. if we take it by surprise, the fight will be much easier

>>4789004
I say to her, "I'm here to help. What happend here and where are the succubuses?"

Rolled 96, 63, 86, 45, 3, 91, 99, 60, 87, 48, 6, 54, 64, 2, 40, 67, 86, 9, 10, 55 = 1071 (20d100)

>>4789218

>>4788516
"I dont really want to be strong desu"

"also Emilia you look different" I say to the nymph.

>>4789004
God I wish I brought the clown car with me.

I just start following Shi

Rolled 34, 81, 15, 22, 97, 58, 33, 8, 95, 99, 21, 21, 15, 66, 10, 72, 79, 29, 39, 58 = 952 (20d100)

>>4789283

Rolled 34, 78, 11, 18, 42, 7, 61, 23, 13, 91, 92, 77, 37, 53, 12, 45, 21, 22, 96, 60 = 893 (20d100)

>>4789004
Put out the fire.

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>>4789283
>>4789285

Rolled 28, 74, 61, 48, 93, 78, 62, 50, 31, 83, 10, 12, 56, 92, 13, 53, 22, 98, 8, 77 = 1049 (20d100)

>>4789004
>the demon is dead
>as in, dead-dead-dead
>spine is shattered beyond all repair
>odds are it won't make a decent zombie
>reanimating a demon would reveal that I'm a Necromancer beyond a doubt
>don't think that's a good idea
>better not to experiment in a dungeon
>should move on, but first....
I cut off the demon's skull and carry it in my hand. Having proof of the demon-slaying could help later on. I also search the corpse to see if there's anything of value on the monster. After that, I continue into the dungeon.

Rolled 50 (1d50)

>>4788078
> Kek's Choice - If you want to live dangerously, you can let Kek decide your class for you. This might unlock rare, prestige classes.

Rolling for CHEAT

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TURN 17

>>4789069
>I'm tempted to run another AI quest
Make it a multiplayer quest!!!

>>4789218
>>4789238
You notice that a strange clown is following you everywhere.

> You say "I'm here to help. What happened here?"
The nymph sobs, as she begins to speak.
"I was living peacefully in the forest with my sisters. But the succubuses hated nature, and wanted to corrupt and destroy it. So they summoned creatures from the infernal realm to ravage the forest. And I became one of their victims."
> You say "Where are the succubuses?"
"I don't know exactly. I feel they're watching us, from a distance. I think they're planning something."

>>4789208
> You ask Alicja to point you in the direction of the great evil.
Alicja begins walking through the tunnels, and stops at each intersection. You arrive at a large, iron gate, quite large enough to drive a carriage through. It is covered with runes, symbols and magical symbols.
She points down a tunnel to the left. "That way is the chamber of torture. If you decide to go down that hallway, prepare yourself for unimaginable horrors."

>>4789289
> You put out the fire.
You raise both of your hands up, and cast out an incredibly loud force of wind, blowing out the remainder of the flames.

>>4789294
>>4789283
>>4789285
>"also Emilia you look different" I say to the nymph.
The nymph says nothing; she looks away slightly.

> clown drawing
Your pet familiar, the sentient balloon dog Loony, appears by your side. He had previously been carried away by the wind, but it turns out that the powerful clown magic can summon him back. The only difference is that he's now blue colored.

>>4790725
>>4789619
> You cut off the demon's skull and carry it in your hand.
The skull is round with a small horn on the top, stained a deep red.

> You search the corpse.
You begin to frisk the demon, but find nothing of interest on him. His clothing is loose and made from simple materials, not a single piece of armor or amulet in sight.

> You continue into the dungeon.
You pass a row of three cells, all empty. The next cell is filled with a disfigured monster that begins to howl at you. The monster looks like a deformed ogre with an oversized cranium for a head, large blue eyes, long sharp teeth, and dark red skin.

>>4789762
Kek spins the wheel to choose your new class. It spins and spins and spins... and stops on the "summoner".
You're not sure what happens next, but it feels like you're floating through space as Kek watches you from above. You see stars and then nothing at all. The world goes black again.
You open your eyes and see your mom sitting in front of you. You look around you and see that you are inside of a dungeon. Other than your mom, there's a clown, a floating balloon dog, a forest woman and a trenchcoat-wearing man.

Summoner (class): By concentrating and visualizing creatures, you can summon them from different planes of existence. Their level of obedience might vary, and stronger creatures such as demons might even rebel against you.

Do You Love Your Mom? (cheat): You have been Isekai'd with your mom, and she possesses much higher stats and abilities than you.

>>4790725
aight guys

>>4789069
>>4789283
>>4789289
>>4789762
we now know where the big bad is.


>Alicja begins walking through the tunnels, and stops at each intersection. You arrive at a large, iron gate, quite large enough to drive a carriage through. It is covered with runes, symbols and magical symbols.
She points down a tunnel to the left. "That way is the chamber of torture. If you decide to go down that hallway, prepare yourself for unimaginable horrors."

let's join, go there, and fuck it all up

>>4790788
Roll!!!!

Rolled 7, 33, 64, 87, 100, 17, 9, 18, 76, 41, 56, 4, 15, 94, 37, 87, 84, 38, 18, 30 = 915 (20d100)

>>4790725
I examine the nymph to see if she's hot or not. I turn to the group and say "We found the way to the boss room, follow me for adventure and glory." Then I head down the tunnel to the chamber of tortures with my ghouls and Emiya

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Rolled 73, 96, 69, 81, 86, 54, 55, 82, 87, 67, 59, 10, 75, 43, 91, 6, 98, 12, 56, 78 = 1278 (20d100)

>>4790826
Rolling for the anonymous poster

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TURN 18

>>4791037
> You examine the nymph to see if she's hot or not.
Her hair is a deep, rich brown. It falls to her waist, and is lustrous. Her eyes are green, and they sparkle and shine like emeralds. She has full, red lips.

>>4790788
>>4791037
>>4791102
Q: Is the gate trapped?
Odds: Likely (I personally expect it)
Roll: 81 (4th roll)
A: No
Q: Can Father Arkham handle the images of horror?
Willpower: Average (no idea what YES means) + 3 RS (horror himself) = Exceptional
DC: High (not a noob dungeon)
Roll: 73
A: No
Q: Can Alicja handle the images of horror?
Willpower: Average
DC: High
Roll: 96
A: Critical No
>>4791037
Q: Can Shi handle the images of horror
A: Yes (Strange Aeons)
>let's join, go there, and fuck it all up
You enter a great chamber, with great, black stone statues standing in front of them. A pair of plaited human hair ropes hangs from a metal ring in the ceiling.

Images of the most horrific tortures fill your mind. You feel like you are living through every moment of it.

Thanks to the "Strange Aeons" power bestowed upon him by Kek, Shi does not feel anything from those images. Alicja, however, goes mad in horror, and so does Father Arkham. Ahtough, wasn't he already?

At the center of the room, there's a succubus, covered completely in skin-tight, purple leather armor. Her face is only identifiable as demonic features. Her mouth is stretched open impossibly wide, filled with hundreds of sharp teeth.

Eight other succubi step out of the shadows of the statues.

Rolled 27, 96, 5, 97, 66, 9, 61, 33, 43, 20, 5, 85, 61, 28, 6, 12, 67, 17, 55, 47 = 840 (20d100)

>>4791190
I turn to the succubus's and say "I am the undying, the shadow that strikes when least expected, master of the dark arts, and slayer of heroes. I am THE DEATH EATER. I offer you a home to call your own in exchange for your undying loyalty. Join me or face my fury. If they refuse my offer I start blasting, have the ghouls attack them, and have Emiya cast improved aim on me.