The Grail War continues, but you're finally taking a break, the stress of yesterday managed to have something of an adverse effect on you, so now you're taking it easy, if only for a single day.You are Shinji Makiri, Ten years ago you suddenly found yourself with the memories of a complete past life that saw this world as a fictional story due to some unprecedented form of inter-dimensional transportation. Since that day, your new composite being has been working to change the grim future laid out for you.To that end, you have done much, involving yourself with events and situations that have shifted the future away from the one that you once would have faced and instead onto one of uncertainty and chaos.The Fifth Holy Grail War lies ahead of you, and the challenge and danger it represents to you, the people you care for and the world itself is far greater than you could have ever predicted. Though the grail might be corrupted and the war itself might be a sham, the stakes couldn't be higher.Archive of Paradox Reincarnator: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Fate/Paradox%20ReincarnatorGeneral QM Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=WhatIsAQMStatus Menu: https://pastebin.com/AcNswEHqShinji Status Page: https://pastebin.com/a6fiNxrZMy Twitter: https://twitter.com/WhatIsAQMLast Thread: >>4771388
"Well... If you're both actually... well, up for it. Then... how about we visit somewhere in town then? Would the two of you enjoy visiting a sweet shop or something? Just... just something to take our minds off of everything that's been happening in the war. A... uh, date." If you're going to be honest, you'd probably prefer being given the opportunity to keep focusing on the war, but it's pretty obvious that your collapsing last night has got more than a few people concerned about you overworking yourself. Honestly, you're fine. They need to understand that. Mentally you've never been better, you don't quite know what came over you last night, you can really only attribute it to a build-up of stress."A sweet shop, Onii-chan? I'd... I'd like that." Sakura quickly accepts the idea. You knew that she would, she's always enjoyed sweet food. Maybe too much, honestly. Oh well, it's not like you need to take care of Sakura's health at this point. You're pretty certain that because of her connection to Tiamat and her theoretical access to the abilities of the Beast within her, she could eat as much as she wanted and not actually gain a single pound. You wonder how Rin would feel if she knew."I'd also like to visit a modern day sweet shop actually, I've been wanting to see just what sort of recipes I might be able to learn from studying the work of a confectioner in this day and age." Well, Medea sounds happy enough to visit a sweet store as well, and for a moment, it seems like this might all work out. You still feel pretty terrible about using such selfish means to get Sakura to agree to be in a harem. Honestly, there were definitely other ways you could've gotten her to agree to something like that that didn't need to rely on her deepest insecurities. You'll definitely make things up to her for what you did. Even if she has no way of knowing that you said what you said on purpose, it still feels pretty bad. Like a total violation of her privacy."Then... that's good. Would either of you like some time to get prepared or...?" You offer the two girls a chance to prepare themselves before taking them out on what could only really be called a date. A date with two beautiful girls. Many men would envy you for having something like this happen to you, but you only really feel guilty about how things led up to this. You knew that you were going to cause some ill feeling, but... Well, you don't think you could ever properly prepare yourself for actually forcing yourself into driving Sakura to the verge of tears just to get your own way. You hope she can forgive you for what you said.
"Oh, that... won't be necessary, Master. I'm already prepared, and I'd wager that Sakura feels the same way. But... I don't know if I'm comfortable with the idea of this... date. What about Alítheia? I'm sure that she'd enjoy getting to visit a sweet shop too, more experiences in the modern world would be good for our daughter, you know." Medea's motherly side is creeping out, and it seems to be affecting Sakura as well."I... I think that Alítheia would enjoy being able to visit a sweet shop too." Sakura thinks back on the girl who has recognized her as one of her two mothers. "She'll be OK at home, of course, but... She'll definitely appreciate being able to go out with us all like this." Sakura smiles as she thinks about the dragon girl. Looks like it's probably down to you whether or not you're going to bring Alítheia out with the two of you or not. It sort of ruins the point of it being a date somewhat, but... it does feel selfish to focus on these two without taking into account Alítheia's feelings. She'd be pretty heartbroken if she found out you went to a place like this without her, and... well then there's the other girls to think about too...>"Yes, we'll take Alítheia with us. She deserves to go with us.">"Why only Alítheia? We should take Betty and Abby too! It's only fair, after all.">"I'd rather just go with only you two, I want this to be a moment shared only between the three of us.">Write-in...
>>4777278>"I'd rather just go with only you two, I want this to be a moment shared only between the three of us."I don't want to disappoint Alitheia, I really don't. But she needs to understand that her parents need some alone time. It defeats the entire purpose to bring her with us and use her as a crutch to resolve our issues. And it would be really unfair to not bring all girls as well, making this date something entirely different. We'll make it up to them later today. We have a visit to the park AND a movie scheduled. The girls will be fine if we just do this for their mothers.I am mollified.
>>4777278>"Why only Alítheia? We should take Betty and Abby too! It's only fair, after all.">Buy extra sweets to bring them homeMaking them bond over children is a smart tactic.
>>4777278>"I'd rather just go with only you two, I want this to be a moment shared only between the three of us."
>>4777278>"I'd rather just go with only you two, I want this to be a moment shared only between the three of us.">Buy extra sweets to bring them home
>>4777278Adding to my vote at >>4777286>Buy extra sweets to bring them home
>>4777278>"I'd rather just go with only you two, I want this to be a moment shared only between the three of us."Going out with kids is scheduled later this day anyways iirc.
>>4777278>>"I'd rather just go with only you two, I want this to be a moment shared only between the three of us.">Buy extra sweets to bring them home>headpat both girls
i am tsundere to Sakura because we are very alike and i am also full of selfhate, selfpity and selfcontempti am rooting for her monogamy victory while pretending to be mad about her
I like you, anon. Have a sweet Sakura!I wish I had some pics of Medea and Sakura together, but it's apparently not a very popular drawfag pairing at all.
I wondering when you're finished with this date, just what exactly you want to do with Satsuki.Do you want to take her on a date as well, or do you just want to talk with her?Do you want to buy her a parasol so she can protect herself from direct sunlight?
>>4777313Is a parasol even enough for her to get by with? That sounds pretty unsafe.
>>4777313Talk and maybe go on a date if she's not too upset with the conversation.
>>4777316It's safe enough. She's got some natural resistance to sunlight already thanks to Salvation Gardens' effect on her body.
>>4777313Ask her how she is coping with current situation and gift her a nice concept. Something like Overcoming will do really nice.It is her third day of being Dead Apostle I think?
>>4777320Then sure...? I don't see why not at first glance, depending on her mood and wishes after the talk, I'd guess.
Ok, this is a somewhat important question.Character Sheets for people on the level of Servants but who aren't actually Servants y/n?
>>4777313We should take her out for Coffee and spend some time there alone with her.
>>4777313Original plan was to have just a talk with her and Tamamo. Take it slow, try not to aggravate any girls by charging along like a bull. As long as we start hashing out the issues we don't need to hurry. We do have eternity ahead of us.I won't really oppose a date though if she's up for it after the Talk. God knows she deserves the spotlight, and we've ignored her pretty hardcore lately.And a parasol is necessary, is it not? Is there literally any other choice?>>4777328Me and the Nigger have asked about that before, so y. I do this because I love you.
>>4777328Y.Knowing what people can do would've been pretty cool for people like Aoko who we've brought along, along with Kaleidosword Rin, if those are what you mean? Or do you mean like living Scathach? but in general, more info is better if you can take making them
>>4777330>Is there literally any other choice?Ask Tamamo if she can turn off the sun.
Alright, then what sheet do you want first?
>>4777278Why only Alítheia? We should take Betty and Abby too! It's only fair, after all."
>>4777278From >>4777287 to >"I'd rather just go with only you two, I want this to be a moment shared only between the three of us.">Buy extra sweets to bring them home>>4777330>We do have eternity ahead of us.>>4777334We roll Heiligöffnungschwert gacha and get Fenrir to do it for us!
>>4777330She is kinda emotionally starved>>4777345Shirou
>>4777345Sacchin.Since she's been ignored, let her be first in something.
>>4777295supporting thisalso>>4777345Shirou or Shiki, I wanna see how stronk they've become bc of our influence
>>4777345Aoko or SatsukiAt least we have some ballpark idea for Kaleidoscope stuff, but I don't think so for specifics of Blue. Same with Satsuki's stuff, since even her RM is different.
>>4777278>>"I'd rather just go with only you two, I want this to be a moment shared only between the three of us.">bring back shittons of candy
>>4777360>>4777350>>4777346>>4777300>>4777295>1 post by this ID
>>4777367Fuck off I just woke up
>>4777367Anon, it's literally a brand new thread.
>>4777367Shut the fuck up Batman, kill yourself you nigger faggot.
>>4777367This is a new thread and I just woke up what do you want
>>4777372Fuck off I'm batman
>>4777367Go neck yourself gotfag
>>4777367>1 post by this ID in a new threadNo fucking shit Anon, next you'll point out how blue the sky is.
>>4777345Sacchin, the offscreen queen.
Alright calling the vote in 10 minutes.I think Sacchin's Sheet will surprise you.
>>4777382Our secret anti-Manaka weapon.Can you also revamp status menu pastebin? We are down to two groups, us and Manaka, with only few independents. And we are pretty much aware about which Servants they now also have after mud wave.
>>4777278>"I'd rather just go with only you two, I want this to be a moment shared only between the three of us.">bring back shittons of candy
>those statsOh. Scary.
>actively finds the idea of consuming any blood that isn't that boy's blood to be something that is sickening to think about.Maybe it wasn't the best idea to only give Sacchin a steady diet of our blood only
>>4777411So where is she on the DAA tierlist? Can she punch out ORT yet?
Name: Satsuki YumizukaHeight: 161cmWeight: 45kgAlignment: Chaotic Neutral Parameters:Strength: AEndurance: AAgility: AMagical Energy: EXLuck: E~EXNP: - (EX) Skills: Mystic Eyes: BThe Mystic Eyes of Enchantment possessed by powerful Dead Apostles, usually owned only by those on the level of Dead Apostle Ancestors, Satsuki developed these almost entirely by accident. Can be used for high level hypnosis and to plant suggestions in the minds of even those who would normally have enough magical defenses to protect themselves from such things. Limitless Potential: EXA skill representing Satsuki's effectively unlimited growth potential. In just a few days, Satsuki has already managed to reach the level of strength of a Dead Apostle Ancestor, and though her growth will likely slow, she has no cap on the level of strength she is capable of reaching. Though she will need to actually train if she wishes to grow more powerful than she already is, her power will be able to increase without a cap. Dead Apostle: A+++A skill representing Satsuki's existence as a Dead Apostle. As she was transformed into a vampire by Altrouge Brunestud, her natural abilities are even greater than other Dead Apostles, Altrouge's status as a being that is half-True Ancestor means that in some ways, Satsuki can be considered to be a similar sort of existence, capable of tracing her lineage as a vampire directly to Crimson Moon Brunestud, and being only a few steps removed from him. Blood Addiction (Singular): BA skill representing Satsuki's addiction to the blood of a single boy. The blood of animals and even other humans is like tasteless tar compared to the elixir of that boy's veins. As a result of this skill, Satsuki has managed to effectively overcome the natural bloodlust of a vampire, and actually actively finds the idea of consuming any blood that isn't that boy's blood to be something that is sickening to think about. Reality Marble: Salvation Gardens - The World will be my Shield: EX Ranked Anti-World Reality Marble The Reality Marble of Satsuki Yumizuka: A world that can be invoked by her simply expelling a great deal of magical energy. Unlike most Reality Marbles, that require a long aria to be able to be manifested, Satsuki has no need for this, and can manifest her Reality Marble simply by drawing on her vampiric powers. Inside the Marble, natural violent impulses are dulled, and feelings of hatred or rage are slowly sapped away and absorbed into the world. In addition to this, while inside her Reality Marble, Satsuki cannot be harmed, wounded, negatively affected or even scratched by anything that hasn't got power sufficient to destroy a Pocket Dimension. A form of complete invincibility while within the Marble. The drawback of this Reality Marble is that all of those feelings of hatred and rage, and all of those dulled violent impulses are instead given to Satsuki.
>>4777411I will argue to give her some concept for mental fortitude rather then another corner cutter now.>>4777413>The drawback of this Reality Marble is that all of those feelings of hatred and rage, and all of those dulled violent impulses are instead given to Satsuki.Keep this in mind if we take her with her addiction to a fight with somebode like Angra.
>>4777416She would replace Nrvnqsr
>>4777413It's a good thing. She won't go on blood rampages because all blood but ours and the dragon's tastes like shit. >>4777419>I will argue to give her some concept for mental fortitude rather then another corner cutter now.Ultimate. The only concept for Sacchin is Ultimate.
Limitless Potential reminds me of Kanata desu, just not instant.
>>4777426We could try to make her True Ancestor.
>>4777438In all seriousness, I'm worried that applying any concept will limit her potential. Right now she's Limitless Potential EX, but if we apply a concept to her, it'll change her potential cap to that or something instead of being Limitless. We might be best served by just leaving her alone and getting her some actual training.
>>4777448Just apply Limitless as a concept to her. Doubledown.
>>4777452She's already limitless though. Adding Infinity to Infinity just gives you Infinity.
>>4777405Looking good, Sacchin. WhatIs, would you mind if I reorganized the pastebin based on factions and masters? As anons has said, the current categories are not that useful anymore.>>4777413On the contrary, it was the best idea.>>4777448Yeah, I agree. We've gotten too used to Concepts as a shortcut to power. Satsuki doesn't need anything other our time and our training. Doesn't she deserve to get it?We could apply a concept to her Reality Marble with no drawbacks though. I would suggest Serenity. Double down on its effects.
>>4777448I like Overcoming because it would be cheat ability for her. It should allow her to direct her Limitless Potential against specific targets or to specific goals. Middle line between Flat and us.Ultimate might make her Ultimate One.
>>4777468If you made it a Pastebin, I'd update it, I'm busy writing right now.Anyway, now that Sacchin is done, who do you want next?
>>4777457I read that as her upwards potential is limitless not her "sideways". She can grow as a DA, magus or human without limit but only along paths she could do. So, I dunno.
>>4777457>>4777474How about Boundlessness?
>>4777477My Character sheet, huh?
>>4777473Will do.And Shirou. I wanna see what he can do now.
>>4777473Ciel or Alítheia or Enhance.
>>4777472Look at Kanata Ishizue from DDD for a Nasu char that has perfect to target scaling like that.
>>4777473Aoko. We should know what she can do.Otherwise Alitheia.
>>4777480Delimited for asian wuji memes? One step before the ultimate taiji.
>>4777484>>4777491The biggest brain concept is likely Conceptuality itself.
>>4777514Looking good.I'll update it for that shortly.
Just finished Camelot in fgo.Bedivere best, Lancelot is cool, Mordred is an idiot, Tristan and Gawain can go die in a fire, and Agravain is surprisingly likable. Why the fuck isn't he a servant, or even just a boss?
>>4777537He'll be a servant one day, also I feel bad for Tristan, he's not in his right mind
You didn't really come to any sort of consensus on which Sheet you want next.
>>4777545Aoko or Kaleidosword Rin, Aoko preferred.
>>4777545Our best bro, Nyarly.
"I'd rather just go with only you two, I want this to be a moment shared only between the three of us." You feel a little bit bad on leaving Alítheia out of the trip, but it would kind of defeat the point of it being a date, and you'd feel bad if you took Alítheia and didn't take Betty and Abby too, so that would further defeat the point. "I'd like to bring her, but it would... change the mood. So... we'll just have to bring her back a lot of candy, right? Abby and Betty too. I'm planning on taking her out with the rest of the girls later on today anyway, so the two of you are more than welcome to come along with me when I do that.""Mmm, I just... worry a little bit about her, is all. She's a girl that's really easy to influence, and I don't want her learning and being influenced by the wrong things." You can understand Medea's worry, but what's the worst that could happen? You'll be gone for at most an hour or so, honestly."Don't worry so much, Medea, Betty is with her, and I trust her to be able to keep things in line." Despite her youth, Betty is an incredibly reliable person. At least when she's not falling asleep. She's the sort of girl who her sisters will be able to turn to when they need help. Which again, is strange considering that she's only the middle sister when it comes to age... actually, when you think about things, chronologically, she's actually the oldest of the sisters...? Abby appears older and likely has the memories of the original Abby, sure, but depending on the mechanics of things, she's only existed for a day in reality. The same is true of Alítheia. You aren't sure how old the fox pup is, but you know that the snake is younger than her as well. It's... kind of funny how things worked out like that. Betty actually is the eldest sister. Well, you suppose an argument could be made for Abby, but still."Well, if you say so, Master..." Medea doesn't sound entirely convinced, though she's sort of being overbearing towards Alítheia here, if only a little. Looks like she may have gotten properly attached to her daughter over her interactions with her through the night. Well, it's understandable. Medea's motherly instincts have clearly been triggered by Alítheia now. Of course, despite the end of her tale, she is a woman that cares deeply for her children. You don't want to think about how that particular story ended up anyway, that wasn't the end of her tale here, Medea's tale will continue with you. Everyone's will. That is your choice.
"She'll be fine, Medea-san. Alítheia is a strong girl, she won't let anybody lead her astray!" Sakura sounds confident in the dragon girl. More confident in Medea, actually. It seems that some of Sakura's overwhelming trust in your abilities and actions may have actually been transferred over to how she feels about the child born of your blood. Well, you suppose that's fair, Alítheia is perhaps the single other being in the entire universe that is capable of your style of magic. You aren't sure if the origin of her creation means that anybody that shares your blood will be capable of wielding the Truth, but... that's a problem for later. You don't think that it's going to be a problem, just so long as you keep your blood to yourself in the future. While Truth has a unique connection to your mindset and those without such a mindset wouldn't be able to make as much use of it as you can, you really don't like the idea of somebody making some sort of army of physical clones of you with the ability to manifest truth weaponry."I hope so, Sakura..." Medea doesn't sound so convinced, but doesn't push the issue. "Well... we should be off then, shouldn't we? Sakura, have you managed to get enough control over your abilities that you think you'll be able to allow yourself to be teleported directly yet?" Medea sounds like she desperately wants to avoid having to go through the house for some reason. Almost certainly to avoid the potentially awkwardness arising of being caught leaving by Alítheia. She must feel quite guilty about going out without the girl. "N-not yet, I've been practicing but I can't just turn it off at will like that yet." Sakura sounds apologetic towards the woman, her own abilities getting in the way again. While Sakura's abilities are definitely powerful, her inability to be teleported like this is starting to become very annoying indeed. Well, she's obviously practicing with her powers, and it is technically all your fault that she automatically nullifies Medea's magic, so if there's anybody you should be mad at, it's... probably yourself. Oh well."Well, we'll just have to take a car then, Don't worry, I'll drive, and... well, my Riding skill is A+." You smirk as you brag about your Riding abilities to the two girls who... don't really care that much about your ability to ride things. You wonder if this means Mordred will start pestering you for Riding lessons. You kind of cheated when it came to gaining the technique and skill of Riding A+, but you're not going to complain about what Pegasus decided to do back in Medusa's Mental World. Speaking of Pegasus, you'd actually like to see the horse again properly. He seems to have taken a liking to you, after all, and a flying horse is just too cool to pass up on. Even if you have to share him with Medusa, he did acknowledge you as one of his riders....
As you're about to walk out of the room to head to the garages, something blindingly obvious comes over you and you almost slap your hand into your face in embarrassment. "I... I just remembered that we're at Rin's house." You scratch the back of your head dumbly as you open the door, you really need to get everyone settled back at your house. In fact, you'll do that when you get back from the candy store. "Alright then, I guess walking it is!" Medea and Sakura look at each other briefly before they look at you, concern in their eyes. No! You just forgot you were still at Rin's house for no reason is all! You're fine! Damn it! You lead them out of Rin's house and begin the walk downtown. You'd really much prefer if you had a car at Rin's house, but honestly, a walk isn't too bad once in a while. The candy store that you're thinking of visiting isn't actually all that far from here, and a brisk walk should get the three of you there in no time at all!Sakura and Medea spend the walk talking to each other about cooking and recipes, and you don't really get involved other than to provide your own insight onto the matter on occasions, your cooking skills are pretty decent, after all. The three of you spend most of your time just peacefully chatting away about such irrelevant things. Almost as if the world wasn't going to end in t-minus six days... no, you'll stop worrying about that for a single day. They're probably right, you might be suffering from just a little too much stress build-up. A day of rest... A day of rest will be good for you.Eventually, the three of you reach the fairly large candy store, and you spend some time buying a large deal of sweets for both Sakura and Medea, as well as a small amount for yourself. Unlike those two, you actually have to worry about your body. While Truth might be your greatest weapon, you've honed your body for a long time to make it better as a weapon, so you need to at least somewhat monitor what you're eating. As Sakura happily eats a chocolate bar you bought for her, you look down at the vast selection of candy. You were thinking of buying extra for the kids, but... what about everyone else?>>Buy extra for... (You can select as many characters as you want)>(Enter Character)>Nobody>Write-in...If you want to buy anybody something specific, mention it in your post.
>>4777592>>Buy extra for... (You can select as many characters as you want)Just the kids. This is between our wives and our daughters. The others can buy their own candy.
Also, Acht got a drop of our blood and has an army of Time Alter maids with Truth halberds confirmed.
>>4777592>>Buy extra for... (You can select as many characters as you want)>Nero, Nobu, Suzuka, Enkidu
>>4777592>>>Buy extra for>EVERYONE>more for the children of course>and some more if waver or someone else appears>hug and kiss both girls when leaving
>>4777592Switch >>4777604 to support >>4777610Unbelievable that I did not do this myself.
>>4777610+1, have no idea how we're gonna carry all of this but we'll figure it out
>>4777592>>Buy extra for>Everyone, package them as presents>Buy Servants sweets that originated in their home country>Make sure Shuten gets alcoholic sweets>Order big package to docks as well, make sure Jason gets sour ones
>>4777614Buy a bag on the spot, we got the money.>>4777592>>4777610+1
>>4777622We could even buy the shop and have the employees deliver it if we wanted to show off.
>>4777610Support but kiss Medea first
>>4777610Well, I guess that... you could do that.
>>4777651You brought this upon yourself
>>4777651Whats surprising? Using the power of money or something we missed?
>>4777651No, it's completely justified. We want to make everyone happy, and we are still not completely in our right frame of mind. This is the obvious decision, in retrospect.
If you just wanted to give everyone chocolate, you could've just asked the guy with every chocolate bar ever created stored in a timeless vault.
>>4777651Right? Like it's a LOT of candy, it's not even a weight thing, it's a volume thing
We should have called a taxi from our Company to pick us up to shuttle us to the shop
>>4777668Why rely on the power of others to give people gifts when we can do this ourselves? A Perfect World of Our Own Creation.
Why would you not just pay a wagie to deliver it to the house?
>>4777668Would he really just give away his OG chocolates tho.
>>4777537Bedivere is THE bro, and I've been hoping we see him in this quest for a while now
>>4777676He gives away his OG wine. To Iskandar.Who is the sort of guy who would basically just drink barrels of alcoholic piss.Anyway, do you just want to buy their entire stock?
>>4777675I said it before, we could even buy the shop, the whole shop, and have the employees deliver it.
>>4777668It is about putting effort yourself. If we had time we would Truth enhance all of them too.
>>4777675>here's 100k, take all this candy to my sisterwife's sister's mansion peasant
Buy the wagies, have them deliver daily selections for future
>>4777680>Anyway, do you just want to buy their entire stock?And their company too.>>4777684Are we grinding Gil`s affection points now?
>>4777680Sure, why not. Better than counting candy. I hope they offer home delivery. We'll have to buy them out otherwise.
>>4777684>100k >in yen>918 dollarsMaybe if it was really cheap candy.
>>4777697I was using USD
>>4777697Fucking nips, why don't they just take a few zeros off?
>>4777690We had Merlin similarity, then we had Solomon from even more harem, God stuff and getting a revelation, now we're getting Gil's manners and his overwork.What good role models!
>>4777680Is this the fancy cake place? If so buy the whole chain and have the snake sisters be the marketers for it.
>>4777697Not like we're going to be spending the money elsewhere. And we're still planning on taking over the world economy I think.
>>4777704We still need to take a lesson from Cu.
>>4777705You can't just walk into a shop, go up to a clerk and put down a briefcase full of billions of yen and demand to buy their entire company.You're not Seto Kaiba, it doesn't work that way.
>>4777713Charisma B was a rip-off.
>>4777713We're changing the rules. Have medea brainwash them into calling corporate and so on and so on.
>>4777711>>4777713The Fujimura will have to break their legs then, ok?
>>4777713>You're not Seto Kaiba, it doesn't work that way.Great.Now you have to do Carnival story with us playing Children's Card Game with Gil, Nyarly and YHVH.
>>4777719A nice relaxing day for a corporate takeover for sweets. I actually could imagine that being relaxing compared to our usual.
>>4777722Exactly. Time to make some deals.
>>4777713But can we just walk into a shop, go up to a clerk and put down a briefcase full of millions of yen and ask to buy out his entire stock and have him deliver it? He can keep the change. We don't really care about the shop, we just want the candy.
Speaking of, can we get the Fujimura to rock up at Rin's house with several nice vehicles to chauffeur everyone to Shinji's mansion. Her place is basically a cuckshed in comparison and the reason we oved there is now our pet/dead>>4777721https://youtu.be/lEM1OxJ235A
>>4777727>our petI will not allow you to speak that way about our daughter Ourobora! She may be dumb, but she's not a pet!and lol
>>4777734pet until it becomes not retarded
>>4777727>"I trust in the Truth of the Cards!">>4777736Stop petzoning Liz.
>>4777721We're just playing Uno
>>4777739Only if she becomes unretardedWhatIs, this quest is sorely lacking in both Liz and the absolute MATHMAN
So is Shinji really ok or does him forgetting he's at Rin's house foreshadowing?
>>4777741I find your attitude abhorrent, sir. Kids are not pets, even before they grow not-retarded!Who's Liz?
>>4777741Go to the moon then.
>>4777743We probably left a few catalysts at the other house, maybe our place was destroyed, chekov's meteor fragment might be a velber shard and used against us who knows
>>4777743I honestly forgot we were in Rin’s house too, you sometimes forget you're not in your own home when you're away
>>4777713I wonder if Kaiba would have charisma (money) EX or something.
>>4777743Is it truly Rin's house anymore?
>>4777743I forgot we were at rin's house, so i suppose its just too much shit happening.
>>4777750Is rin truly rin anymore?
>>4777746Buy NASAAlso buy Rin's house so she can not have to please old men or steal from herself making AU Rin please old men. She can keep living there in full, we can just remind her she's a filthy squatter when she gets annoying
>>4777755Don't we basically throw money at Rin?
>>4777749Didn't Kaiba once buy a company, threaten to fire everyone, and then force the original owner to buy it back from him for like ten times as much money?I'm pretty sure Kaiba's Charisma can't be quantified..
>>4777740Uno but every time someone uses a +4 the person and the person affected have to play a children's card game to decide who gets +4.And every time someone is going to win, they need to play a game of magic with the other adversaries, if they win more than lose, they win the Uno game.
>>4777751Kinda weird that I haven't heard that pet name before.>>4777757Two Lizes?>>4777755NASA sucks, they can't even put a man in orbit. We should invest a shitload of money in Elon.
>>4777755>Also buy Rin's house>Also buy RinFixed.
>>4777760>>4777766The cat tail stays on, permanently
>>4777762Yeah, that was extremely illegal >>4777765>We should invest a shitload of money in Elon.Are you retarded?
>>4777754its not rin anymore, its mahou shoujo tohsaka rin-chan.>>4777762Yeah.Kaiba is the best rival of shounen, fucking beast.
>>4777770You mean extremely based?
>>4777762That wasn't charisma.He went after a company that he knew valued their workers, and threatened to throw them all to the street, and basically blackmailed the guy into ensuring they'd keep their jobs.That ain't charisma, just being one cold motherfucker.
>>4777765We dont need to invest money in Elon, Elon is only elon because he has a lot of money and the drive to invest in leaving this rock before a meteor hits it.We have the money, we just need to do it.
>>4777762> can't be quantifiedSo you mean its EX.
>>4777775It'd be like throwing money at Steve Jobs so he can make the iPhone
>>4777721Shinji uses a Blue Eyes Deck, which just so happens to have modern day support after he bought Konami and forced them to print a limited supply of them just for him/Gil spends the entire game with four pieces of Exodia in his hand.Nyarly doesn't even care about winning and spends the entire game trying to fuck over YHVH, by continually making him discard his hand.
>>4777775But we'll have to gather the engineers and staff and make it work. This is way too much effort. Why not just have him do it for us?
>>4777776Technically, it would be * EX just means too high to be quantified under the parameter system, or at least it should.They can't make their mind up.
>>4777781But will game be paused in the middle by Tiamat bringing in snacks and AAaaAAaaAAaAAAaaa if we are having fun?
>>4777783You can very easily pay people to find experienced and well respected engineers that are in that field
>>4777784EX is either too high or unquantifiable. The infinite Bag of Rice is also EX.Star is for like...Authority tier shit, I think? Or very very very big. Not for "weird shit" iirc.
>>4777788And yet only one man has done it in this world.What the fuck, why are we still talking about what was obviously a joke answer to a joke suggestion?
>>4777796Because you keep talking about it
We still have an absurd amount of money that we're able to make to which is kind of absurd, Bitcoin and Amazon are on the horizon
>>4777795I thought that Star was just what was used for when numbers no longer apply.That's what BB says.EX being both "Too high" and "Unquantifiable" is fucking retarded.
>>4777798Bitcoin comes too late, we're using the market crash of 2008 to take over the world. I assume we're already making money off Amazon
Ok, so before I start writing, I may as well ask. Buy their entire stock and demand them to deliver it for you, yes or no?
>>4777801How much candy are we buying if no?
>>4777801Yes. Package it as presents too.
>>4777801No, maybe another time
>>4777803About four large bags worth.
>>4777801Can everyone even eat all that candy?
>>4777801No. Sakura and Medea will be worried we've cracked completely. Not a good end to our first date.>>4777807It'll have to do.
>>4777810Sakura already knows we burn money though
>>4777812Yeah, but buying an entire shop worth of candy to bring home to everyone? That's unhinged behavior. Four bags is "burn money" enough.
We should buy it all, not every day our daughters will have Willy Wonka deliver it to them
>>4777808Well, the people who can become huge would be able to, if they felt like it.Regardless, I'll call in 5 minutes.
>>4777801No, too silly now, this is a date.
>>4777799Star is either just BB stuff or Moon stuff like Moon Cancerr, or "impossible to measure" is different from "unquantifiable".First would be like an Authority becaue it just works, nothing to measure. EX would be like Bag of Rice or non-standard Mad Enhance as a "wtf" or higher than A+++ but theoretically measurable, just not by this system.As far as I understand it. Where does Star turn up outside Extra?
>>4777831I don't think it does, actually.But it's still retarded.Impossible to measure means effectively the same as unquantifiable.Nasu should've just made another term for shit like Bag of Rice or non-standard Mad Enhancement, honestly. Star would've worked perfectly.Also, you're wrong about Authority. All of Zeus' authorities are either A+ or A++The reason so many Servants have EX Madness Enhancement is because iirc, by FGO mechanics, it's straight up mechanically better than A+ rank Madness Enhancement.It's quite maddening, honestly.
>>4777844Oh, and Potnia Theron, which is basically the most powerful Authority on the planet and is always treated as such, is EX rank.
>>4777844I think the EX being stronger is a gameplay and story segregation thing because coding phonegame hard, so every strength scaling or Skill scaling is Rank dependant, even if it shouldnt, but I don't actually play GO, so I could be wrong.If its in lore stronger then lmao I got nothing.Also, yes there should've been a seperate ranking,
>>4777844So basically, the only reason that every single servant with EX rank Madness Enhancement has it, is so that they can get that sweet sweet 12% Buster Card boost.Otherwise there would be literally no reason for them not to have Madness Enhancement at E or D.Gachashit pollutes and corrupts.
>>4777852Potnia Theron is "A Great Authority on the level of Nation Building" I think? Nation Building stuff seems to be stuff like full Ea, Ame-no-Nuhoko, maybe the pillars like Rhongo full and Ruyi Jingu Bang at full, Magna Voluise Magnum and full Yata-no-Kagami/Weighted Stone of Tamamo? [spoilers] Dont ask why Japan has 2 [/spoiler].So reality creation/stabilizing shit. Seperation of Heaven and Earth, churning Japan from Primordial Chaos, pillar of the ocean, Rhongobongo, Amaterasu Authority. But yeah, its strong, but its "only" amongst the strongest things now. Haha
>>4777867Nah, it's still the strongest Authority.BB had her pick of every single Authority to ever exist on the planet, and yet she went for Potnia Theron.
>>4777871I don't know why its called "on the level of Nation Building" if other Nation Building things are weaker. Guess someone just worded it weirdly?
Strength at this point is completely irrelevant because Musashi can Nippon Banzai a Dyson Sphere.
>>4777880I thought she only cut the spatial tunnel Chaos had to the World, based on what I read. So its out there...somewhere, but cant get here. I wouldnt be surprised tho.
>>4777880A god, cut. Defeated.
>>4777883Yeah, but it's still kind of extra retarded because there should've been nothing stopping Chaos from just opening up another spatial tunnel, considering how strong it was supposed to be.Did it just give up after getting BTFO and start doing something else?Who knows, it's not important.It added nothing to the plot other than ESCALATION and then immediately jobbed and fucked off forever.
>>4777891My best guess is mechachad Zeus served as a beacon, cause he was robojacked, but he wasnt there anymore. Why didnt Chaos remember coordinates? Nasu Universe is probably weird as fuck due to all we know.80-90% you're right and these are excuses tho.
>>4777901Beings like Amaterasu, who Chaos is outright supposed to be superior to, are capable of just existing above the time axis.There is simply no way that Chaos should have lost.
>>4777903Hey, WhatIs. Is Enhance still around and would he be willing to whore himself out to us for awhile and teach Sacchin some DA shit?
>>4777903Let me do a foretelling for you. Amaterasu syncretized is Dainichi Nyorai will be wanked even harder as Vairocana is a Primordial Buddha, and that part is unexplored puresu waitu for et. But lets get back to buying all the chocolate.
>>4777911Ciel can get in contact with him if you want to see him again.Or you can just ask a Caster to find him for you.
>check status sheet>"disused"A M O G U S
>>4777919Tamamo Vitch is a jobber so I'll believe that when I see it.
>>4777923Can he even teach her all that much? I'm pretty sure she could take him soon, if not now. And she already has Arcueid for all the vamp mentoring she will need.
>>4777927Vitch explicitly left behind all the 9 Tail stuff and Amaterasu stuff because she wanted to Beast out as her own ego not a part of something else, which is why she doesnt just magic more tails to survive/fight Alterjuna in Indian LB. Shes just retarded as fuck to a nearly unbeliavable degree.
>>4777928He can teach her how to get necrosis or holy burns from using weapons that she's not really suited to using at all.Or he can teach her how to shapeshift some wings, which is something that would actually be useful.
>>4777932Buddhism is the DBZ to Hinduism's DB, as all the top Hindu gods are Devas, but Buddhas are vastly above them because I dunno.
>>4777933Eh, alright. I approve of wings for Satsuki. We'll offer him some Truth gloves after we figure out how Truth Item Creation works.
>>4777933He could also teach her how to have Smokin' Style, how to eat pizza while surfing around on a door, and how to break into Atlas for fun and profit.
>>4777943>how to break into Atlas for fun and profit.Morgan can do this easily. Atlas kind of have her magic PC just laying around.
>>4777947We also don't really want to break into them, they can be good allies in the future.
>>4777947Yeah, but it's more fun to not just walk in the door with Morgan.
>>4777947I forgot that was a thing. Should we tell Morgan to fix Gray?
>>4777950We'll have to take Gray back from Manaka, but yes, for sure.
>https://pastebin.com/h152hbhVStatus UpdatedUpdate Imminent.
>>4777983Why does this sound in my head like ‘nuclear launch detected” when in bold
>>4777983We did good for Shirou. Can you do Alitheia next, whenever you get around to it?
You decide that while you're here, you may as well... well, you may as well just get candy for everyone at the house. Who knows, they'll probably enjoy it. Half of them haven't actually had any sort of real opportunity to properly experience modern life, some of them have only just been summoned too... Honestly, Nobunaga is almost certainly not going to be happy with the current state of Japan, and is almost certainly already plotting to somehow take it over. You should warn Rin about that. Still, no sense thinking about Nobunaga's almost guaranteed ambition to want to conquer Japan, that sounds like work, and today is a day of rest and relaxation! "Excuse me, I'd like... Oh just give me a two hundred thousand yen's worth of whatever you have in stock." You don't quite buy the entire stock, but the equivalent of about two thousand dollars worth of candy. In the end, you walk out of the store carrying five large fully loaded bags of candy. Expensive chocolate, cakes, assorted hard candies, caramel, toffee, marshmallows. Just... a tremendous amount of stuff. "T-that should be a hundred thousand yen's worth... S-sir." You kind of feel bad for the shop attendant, a girl who looks like she's only about a year older than you are hands you the last of the five heavy bags. Honestly, the bags are something that would normally be quite difficult to carry only one in each hand. The sheer quantity of chocolate and other assorted goodies weighing them down make it impressive that the plastic straps don't just snap immediately. Well, that's mostly your doing anyway. It's pretty hard for them to snap when you're actively reinforcing the bags to have the tensile strength of an inch of steel. Each bag would have otherwise broken immediately from the sheer weight of their contents. The brown haired girl behind the counter can only watch in complete surprise as you turn to leave the store without difficulty while carrying all five of the bags as easily as you might carry any other bag of shopping. "Thanks again for being so accommodating." You smile at the girl before you stop at the doors to the store and put the bags on the floor for a moment. "Medea, Sakura. It's about time we got going. Is there anything else you'd like especially for yourselves? Because I'm quite certain that I have effectively a sample of everything they have in stock here." "Oh! Coming, Onii-chan! I was just looking at the chocolate selection!" The girl behind the counter looks on in shocked bewilderment as when Sakura gets close to you you sweep her into a hug and kiss her on the lips without restraint. She flinches in surprise for a moment before she properly begins to reciprocate you. She's clearly happy with the sudden unexpected kiss, and seems to be somewhat disappointed when you break it off.
>>4777983Hmm somehow I expected Shirou to be more buff than that. Guess Artoria is not running him too ragged. Well, Scathach will fix it if he joins the class.
"Master, are you certain that you should be kissing your sist- mmph!" You cut Medea off by giving her her own kiss, and the girl behind the counter looks like she's about to pass out from hyperventilating. You decide to put a stop to your scandalous actions and break off from the kiss with Medea before you pick up the 5 tremendously heavy bags once more before you leave the candy shop and head home... or to Rin's home, at least.Sakura and Medea don't make very good conversation partners on the way back, as both of the women seem to be more interested in behaving like blushing schoolgirls than responding to any sort of conversation prompt to pass the time. Well, you suppose that Sakura is a blushing schoolgirl, but what's your excuse, Medea?!Eventually, the three of you make it back home. While as a date, it couldn't really have been called the most... effective thing? You at least remembered to kiss the two girls. It probably would've gone better if you had just focused on them instead of suddenly changing tact and getting chocolate for every single person you know. You actually don't know what you were thinking when you did that. You should've brought some for the girls, but... everyone?! It was supposed to be a date! You were supposed to take the two girls somewhere nice and then spend some quality time with them, yet instead you decided to prioritize everyone over them! Despite it literally being your attempt to prioritize the two of them if only for a little while! What the hell were you thinking?! Damn it! You should've just brought a small amount and then taken the two of them somewhere to eat it with them! Instead, all you could think about when you brought two hundred thousand yen's worth of candy was getting it home! Well... does the date have to end just yet? It's still early in the morning, and while you might be back home, you could always take the girls somewhere else in order to actually... well, have a date.>Yes, take them somewhere else. (Where?)>No, go and see Satsuki. >Write-in...
>>4778002>>No, go and see Satsuki.Enough stalling with lesser waifus. Let's go hang out with the Ultimate One.
>>4778002>No, go and see Satsuki.
>>4778002>Yes, take them somewhere else. (Where?)>Just sightseeing around the cityThey will enjoy that. And we really did go overboard with this. Satsuki will be next.
>>4778002>>No, go and see Satsuki.
>>4777983With Shirou now having a charsheet, I updated the formatting a bithttps://pastebin.com/anCymGn5And it has been a while since we last carried shopping bags home.
>>4778002It was a pleasant outing. Pity the girls were not in talking mood, could have made for some pleasant conversation over the chocolates or on the way back, well suppose there’s always a next time.Maybe before we approach Satsuki we should tell Sakura and Medea how she ended up considering us her boyfriend if we hadn’t already.
I come back after awhile and you guys choose the path of death by snusnu.If this is going to work ask our Casters and moon cell servants to create a dbz HTC to train in. Would also give Shinji time to heal after SnuSnu.
>>4778002>>4778009SupportOnly reason why we have to do this again is the vote didn't stick the landing.
Can we still squeeze in everything we have on our list for the day if we go on a date with her? I kinda wanna do everything we have listed
>>4778016>could have made for some pleasant conversation over the chocolates or on the way backWe were carrying steel-reinforced bags anon. Kinda hard to hold a conversation.I do agree we should talk to them about how we lead Satsuki on.
>>4778020Yeah, everything in the list will be possible.
>>4778017Dragon blood and Scathach's training will be our salvation anon, just watch
>>4778002No, go and see SatsukiShe's needs to bleed her first time
>>4778009>>4778002Support, I see no reason not to continue then
>>4778021We lead noone in she just came up with that shit because we came during her birthdays? Plus didn't you guys lock yourselves in by saying your going to make everyone happy?>>4778026Scratch has killed gods, she can break dragon boys too.
>>4778030>We lead noone in she just came up with that shit because we came during her birthdaysWe let her call us her boyfriend for literally years. We could have corrected that misconception at any time. We didn't. That's on us.
>>4778002>Yes, take them somewhere else. (Where?)We obviously need to stroll around some parks. It's a nice day outside! Go walking with the wives!
>>4778030We will break and become stronger from the experience anon, enough to handle a dozen powerful unstable women
>>4778033Speaking of wives we should probably tell Medea she doesn't have to call us Master anymore, she's gonna be our wife
And I'm still laughing about how we're shitting on normie norms in public without giving a fuck. We should do that more.
>>4778032If visiting her once a year constitutes being her boyfriend then that's more her problem. Plus were going to sit down and explain and she can accept the harem life or not up to her.Was it ever explained why she so crazy? Not even just in quest but in tsukihime.
>>4778039I'm pretty sure she already knows she can call us whatever she wants. I wouldn't mind telling her explicitly, but I think she enjoys it. It is fairly intimate if you move past the normal Master-Servant relationship.
>>4778041She was always kinda off since she's lonely, she latched onto Shiki cause he saved her once, we went out of our way to hangout with her. Vampirism just completely exasperated her initial problems and she's straight up addicted to us
>>4778041It is our problem for as long as we let her keep doing it. We could have corrected it when we were 12-years old, and then we wouldn't have been leading her on for almost a decade.She is not crazy. She is a lonely girl with no friends and neglectful parents who had her life turned upside down the day a vampire visited her and brutally murdered her. That's true both in the quest and in tsuki.
>>4778049Didn't she attempt to turn Shiki and thank him when he killed her. That's crazy even if it has its reasons.
>>4778002>>4778009support, we can go see Satsuki afterwards.
>>4778049She also stalks Shiki even before being DA'd, iirc.
>>4778054She was having a mental breakdown on account of being turned into a vampire and not having anyone around to help her.By the time Shiki found her she was already too far gone and was doing stuff like kicking heads around like soccer balls.
>>4778054Yes, because in the original timeline she did not have a certain boy appear right as she turned into a vampire and offer her nectar in the form of blood. She became a vampire, she went thirsty, she drank people, and there's no turning back from that.God, speaking about her makes me wish for the route we're never going to get.
>>4778061Her route sounded genuinely interesting, Shiki had to protect her from Ciel and Roa cause the former wanted her dead and the latter wanted her as an apprentice due to her absurd potential and Arc, Shiki and Sacchin had to fight both Nrvnqsr and Roa at the school since they both teamed up in that route. Also her hair gets longer when she achieves her full power
>>4778061if nasu needs more money, he'll hint that a sacchin route exists and it'll bring in the cash needed.
>>4778068At least she finds her happiness here.>>4778071Don't think that will be enough. He'll have to actually release it and it to be actually good, which is... doubtful.But speaking of, is there literally any reason at all not to continue on our date with the wives? Even after WhatIs confirmed we'll still be able to do everything we want later in the day?
>>4778080Because we want plot your fluff can come later.
>>4778084Impatience then? Satsuki is still the next thing we'll do, can't you wait for an update to talk things over with the wives?
>>4778087You had an entire thread of Sakura, her turn is over. She doesn't get to take extra time out of Sacchin's turn.
>>4778092Nice. I don't see two sets of stats, so they're the same in both forms?>>4778094But neither Sakura nor Medea take any time out of Sacchin's turn now. Satsuki will still get the full time we meant for her to get. Cutting this date short won't give her any more.
>>4778087What will they even talk about? Aside from flirting and shit. You guys already had your date let us have ours
>>4778094Technically this wouldn't take time out of Sacchin's time, this is just if we want more fluff with Medea and Sakura before dealing with Sacchin
>>4778099The brackets are for her Dragon form changes, and obviously if she doesn't have her scales she's not being protected by them.
>>4778101>Aside from flirting and shitThat's the whole point of a date anon. Flirting and shit and talking about the relationship. We didn't really talk with them in the sweet shop.What do you think we're going to talk about with Sacchin on her date?
Man what are we even gonna say to Sacchin? This is actually harder than I thought, she’s kinda fragile
>>4778104I see, yes. Speedreading bad. And man, she will be terrifying when she grows up.>>4778108We'll figure it out when we get there. I just hope we don't resort to using her fears too.
>>4778108We're going to take her to the nicest cafe we know of, sit her down, pick up a tiny cat person, put it in our lap, pet it's head, and then apologize to Sacchin for ignoring her and have a serious discussion about how she feels.
We're tied btw, someone wanna tie break or switch?
>>4778114WhatIs hasn't called, has he?
>>4778111>she will be terrifying when she grows up.She's terrifying now.
>>4778117Not nearly as much.
>>4778114Not tied your votes are split
>>4778120No they're not?
>>4778121You have 5 votes for your write in another anon wants to go the park
>>4778118Yes, as an adult she'll be even more terrifying, but my original point is that she's already a genuinely terrifying opponent for all but the most powerful of enemies.
Also holy shit this harem is basically doomed to fail what the fuck are you doing.
>>4778124He says go walking. It is literally the same thing.And am I allowed to rage at the anons who want to sabotage our relationship with the wives for no apparent reason just as it's getting off the ground? No? Alright then.>>4778130I think it's something about the timezones. This is always the time of the worst meme voters.
>>4778130Would you mind giving us a hint where we went wrong?
Please listen to QM holy fuck, we already fucking convinced Sakura and Medea and we're already gonna fuck up jfc
>>4778137And that, anon, is why I've been raging all this time.
>>4778135Anon, we didn't even go on a date with them, we just bought a bunch of candy for everyone and then kissed them both, that’s not a date, we actually need to spend time with them
>>4778135Well for one, I can tell you that when you're going on a date with two girls, immediately thinking about other people and buying enough chocolate and candy for about 30 people isn't exactly the best way to spend a date with them because it both shows them that you are thinking of people other than them on your date with them despite saying you wanted it to be a moment shared between only the three of you.One or two gifts would've been fine for other girls, but not for everyone.It's why you had the option to just buy everything they had in stock to send to Rin's House. Which would've left you free and would've also been a flex of your wealth.
>>4778145Seems kinda pointless to flex our wealth in front of Sakura since we've constantly been doing it since she's known us, Medea though...
>>4778145>it both shows them that you are thinking of people other than them on your date with them despite saying you wanted it to be a moment shared between only the three of you.Was meant to mention that it also just kind of ruins any sort of mood by having you carry around 2000 dollars worth of chocolate.
>>4778025Oh shit I missed this when I voted, I’ll change my vote then to >>4778009
>>4778148Why would Medea care if we were especially wealthy?
>>4778145The last meme vote appears to have traumatized people, so thats why the flex didnt happen.
>>4778145Thanks for the hint qm will keep that in mind for the other girls. I wont bother changing my vote since autist will get his way again.
I still think it would be kinda odd to buy a whole store's worth of candy, no way we could’ve eaten that all>>4778151Flexing your wealth is gonna make you look good 9/10 times anon, especially Medea who's royalty
>>4778158Why are you so mad at autist? I mean he is kind of annoying, but it feels like people in these hate him way too much.
>>4778002Changing from >>4778007To>>4778009
>>4778149Yes, all those things should have been obvious. Can I keep pointing out that almost half the voters chose to crush and burn our attempts at building a relationship for no apparent reason? How what should have been an obvious choice after your clarification about the time almost failed? Can I use it as an example of how some anons are either completely thoughtless, or deliberately sabotaging the quest? And about how, coincidentally, this almost always happens at about this time of the day, either on the last or second to last vote?>>4778158>autist will get his way againWhen was the last time that happened, anon?
>>4778002Switching from >>4778010to >>4778009
>>4778158He acts like a spaz sometimes but shooting yourself in the foot out of spite is retarded anon
>>4778161I think physical money wealth just doesn't register in my mind as value, because we have Truth magic and all these demigods and superbeings around.
>>4778163Have you been in the last few threads? If you have argued with autist at least once during those times you would get what i mean.
>>4778165Last few updates? I mean this whole plan for the day was your idea right? Does that not count as getting your way?
A word of warning, I don't give a fuck what you think about Sakurautist or namefags in general, if you purposely vindictively vote against a character just because you think it will make a namefag upset or annoyed, consider not voting at all. Thanks.
>>4778168Flexing our wealth would just add to Medea's opinion of us, we're essentially the closest thing to a royal demi God in the Modern Age, why not make Medea feel like she’s getting a total upgrade while being with us?
>>4778169And you seem to be doing your best to prove my autistic screeching correct. Thank you.>>4778172Literally only a single person voted against the plan for the day. How is a near-unanimous decision me getting my way?
>>4778130AhahahahahahahahahahahahaNo problem, I'm sure haremchads will figure it out.
>>4778174I'm fine with it, it just didnt occur to me at all that money is at all like...a thing, compared to being an AoG magus on one side and Truth bullshit on the other, for some reason.
>>4778176Nah im going to stop i don't want to further stink these thread up. Have fun and i apologize if i hurt your feelings again
>>4778177Forget harems, this is just bare bones relationship stuff
Also, Sakurautist, you could also probably deal with not kicking the hornet's nest as much. "I told you so" and complaining doesn't get anybody anywhere and just ends up pissing people off so we end up in a situation like this.Basically, we could all deal with a little bit more civility, OK?This harem shit is never going to be able to work out if you're trying to build it on a weird layer of meta-spite.
>>4778179I'm laughing anon. I'm literally laughing at you proving me correct. You've given me a great gift today. Have a nice day.
>>4778178It's less having money and more how you use it.Atrum was a multi millionaire oil tycoon, but was also a dick.But there's a layer of whimsy to buying out the stock of a candy store and sending it to your allies back at home.
I want to rape Manaka.
>>4778184>ManakaI think you mean Grampa
>>4778184With worms right?
So many samefags
>>4778183I assume we'll get another chance like this while walking around so I guess we'll keep that in mind
>>4778009Support, I don't want to ruin the purpose of the date and the purpose of not taking our daughter because we decided to lug around candy.
>>4778183Whimsy and "meme" quality votes are probably going to be looked at sceptically, because last time it caused a mental breakdown and being looked at weirdly, and you specifically asking if we're sure had an ominous feel imo.It has to do with being tired, but it was still pretty weird to me, for example.
>>4778193it is pretty weird to buy a store's worth of candy, though i don't think we'd bat an eye if it was jewelry for example, which would've been a massive flex, which we should do now that I think about it
>No, go and see Satsuki.>>4778004>>4778010>>4778028>>4778064>>4778069>>4778122>>4778126>Yes, take them somewhere else. (Where?)>>4778164>>4778009>>4778019>>4778022>>4778029>>4778033>>4778055>>4778166>>4778147>>4778128>>4778193I think the meme vote was more questionable last time we were in a warzone now we are taking a break.
You can tell who has never had the company of a woman lol
>>4778193Oh sure, there's no difference between whimsically flexing with your wealth and jumping up at a woman who you just met, dancing and spinning around and singing a bizarre rendition of a Christmas song.
>>4778199>No, go and see Satsuki.>>4778004>>4778028>>4778064>>4778069>>4778122>>4778126>Yes, take them somewhere else. (Where?)>Just sightseeing around the city>>4778009>>4778019>>4778022>>4778029>>4778033>>4778055>>4778128>>4778147>>4778164>>4778166You missed some vote changes.
>>4778203Nero was into it
>>4778208That might be the case, but it's still fucking weird.For all you know, Gray might've been dead.
>>4778210hey man, i didn't vote for the obviously stupid fucking meme vote, i never do and you didn't say anything about it or try to warn people
>>4778207I changed my vote to, I just forgot to link it >>4778150>>4778069
>>4778210Well, Gray being with the Manaka that Angra'd her alternate or Angra Manaka isn't quite better than death necessarily, so. By that token...
>>4778212That was because it served my purposes in getting you to fucking end the day instead of just never sleeping again.Also, the /qtg/ are angry that we're too active.
>>4778217fair point, we would've never stopped
>That was because it served my purposes in getting you to fucking end the day instead of just never sleeping again.Speaking of which if our RM lets us heal for major injuries could we use it to never have to eat or sleep?
>>4778217>just never sleeping again.Come on, that's unfair. We only had to find Gray, reunite with Waver's group, save Monica, Bazett and Cu and we would have gone straight to bed with Sakura. It's not our fault so much shit happened on this day!
>>4778225I didn't trust you not to try to take Manaka on immediately.
>>4778227we 100% would've went after Manaka
>>4778181Alright. alright, I'll try to be civil. I will only say that I'm very happy you put your foot down here instead of watching the train crash happen for no reason. This isn't kicking the hornet's nest, is it?>>4778227...ok, that's not so unfair. Honestly, we probably would have.
Also, holy shit, I reread Alitheia's charsheet and I missed something the first time around.>It has an alternate method of attack as well, instead of just spewing forth a beam of truth, Alítheia is capable of charging up energy in order to fire an Anti-Concept attack, which erases a target on the conceptual level by dissolving everything that makes them what they are. The energy requirements of her Anti-Concept attack are roughly equal to a thousand usages of Excalibur, so it takes even her some time to gather the energy required to do thisThis means she can delete people from the throne?
>>4778234How did you miss that?
>>4778263Do better, be better.
>>4778068Her hair is already long she just ties it most of the time.
>>4777983The daughter basically would have made the Truth erasure option redundant, neat.Good to know she's super stronk and only limited by Her mental development.We should look how we can summon Dongfu to give her a really good teacher.
>>4778269Who's that, and why would he make for a better teacher than us?
>>4778273>he doesn't know
>>4778002Candyshop wagie harem member #16
>>4778279Eww. She's an NPC. She's not even human. It'd be like fucking a goat.
>>4778183Which is why I said to. Wagie should clean it up, why are we carrying around food when the wives could occupy those hands
>>4778203I unironically did something similar to my missus at when we met and we're almost marriedAutistic chad moments are based and work.
>>4778273Never underestimate the ancient chink cultivator tutors. He's a very based dragon rearer and has a unique perfect understanding of their thoughts etc. Probably one of the best dragon gamers in mythology and did it through respect and kindness rather than typical subjugation like Martha etc.
>>4778302>>4778310Phoneposting typos reee
>>4778310>dragon gamerAlítheia better not become a hikkimori.
>>4778319Wonder if we'll ever meet the neet.
I should've gone to bed an hour ago, but I pushed on to get a fourth update out, Give me a moment.
>>4778273He was in gigachink's royal court too. Invited in despite being a low born because of his skill with rearing dragons
>>4778348we'll try to act less autistic next time
>>4778348This quest will eventually give you a jannieforce tan, slave
>>4778310>>4778351Alright, you've almost convinced me. Now can I get a real name so I can look him up before he's allowed near our daughter?>>4778348We all appreciate your sacrifice. Though you do know you could have called it a day and no one would have blamed you, right?>>4778354Hahahahaha
200k isn't that much of a flex desuYou could walk into any 711 or lawson etc with that cash and just have a handful of googleplay cards to show for it
>>4778368buying 2000 dollars worth of candy and carrying it all is kind of a flex, not a massive flex but still a flex
>>4778368It was only 200k yen, anon.Shinji could very easily have just made a few calls and bought the entire building.
Upon entering Rin's home, you quickly spot Rin in the hallway, who is chatting away with... Shirou and Saber, of all people. Though she quickly notices your arrival. "Ah, Rin! Shirou! Saber!" You greet the three of them. "I've just bought a uh, pretty massive amount of candy and chocolate, would the three of you mind sharing it out with anybody who wants some of it?" You smile at the girl, who looks at you, Medea and Sakura with a raised eyebrow."Shinji... What made you to decide to buy this much chocolate?" Rin looks just completely bewildered as you set down the five massively heavy bags on the floor of Rin's hallway. While you were reinforcing your arms so you could carry them all the way back, it's still something of a relief to not have to support all that extra weight anymore."I felt like everyone might enjoy some, what's the problem?" You keep a straight face, knowing full well how ridiculous the whole situation is. Well, there's a lot of people in this house, so it's not entirely strange that you bought this much. After all, with gluttons like Saber around, as well as Mordred and Obeithion, who are both effectively clones of Saber for all intents and purposes and should therefore share her appetite, even this chocolate may not prove to be enough. Oh well. "Anyway, Rin, would you mind having everyone start to make their way over to my house? I feel like I've imposed on your generosity by having everyone stay at your home for long enough.""Oh! Of course I'd be more than happy to do that." Rin doesn't sound more than happy to have been put in charge of the effort to move everyone back to your house, but it's fine. She just likes to complain, this is something that you are well aware of. Rin being sarcastic about things is a basic fact of life, so it means that she'll do it anyway, even if she doesn't really want to.So with that in mind. "Thanks Rin! I knew I could count on you!" You happily thank her for being so helpful and you escort Medea and Sakura back out of her house, though not before taking a small bag of chocolate and sweets with you from the massive pile to take with the three of you. When you're back outside of Rin's house, you look at Medea and Sakura before sighing. "Girls, I understand that... wasn't much of a date back there, so I've decided to extend it a little. Let's just... walk around Fuyuki for a while, shall we? Take in the sights of just what it is we're fighting to prevent being obliterated." Honestly, Fuyuki is quite a pretty town, all things considered. There aren't really all too many landmarks with the exception of the bridge, but it's pretty nonetheless.
"A tour of the city?" Medea sounds interested in the idea of it. "That sounds like something that could be... interesting." Medea smiles, apparently happy that the date isn't just being ended there and then, and you're glad too. Even Sakura, who has lived in Fuyuki for all of her life and is very much aware of the majority of it seems to be happy that you aren't just going to leave things so... unsatisfying. Honestly, a kiss each after buying too much chocolate? Some date."Of course! While Verde is off-limits for now considering the police investigation that is probably going on, there's still plenty of places to explore in Fuyuki! You might've been told of the modern world by the grail when it summoned you, Medea, but this is still an excellent opportunity to get to experience it all first hand, don't you think?" You keep smiling, and Medea smiles back at you."Yes, it sounds... fun." She hesitates as she thinks about the correct word to use, and Sakura just seems to be happy to be going with you. You then spend the next hour or so taking the girls around the city, showing them the sights, telling Medea about the local shops and restaurants that she might be interested in along with Sakura, who helps you explain everything to the woman. The two of you have a genuinely fun time just being around each other, though things seem to take quite a turn when you decide to take a shortcut through a dark alleyway.A youth around your age with a metal pipe in his hands steps out from a corner and blocks your path, he's followed by two more somewhat imposing looking figures, the muscle, you'd reckon. You take a look behind you and notice a fourth man blocking the path out. You almost sigh. "Oi, prettyboy. Hand over your wallet and we won't have to hurt you and your girls here." The lead youth takes a step forward, a confident smirk on his face. His red hair is just about the only notable thing about him other than his fondness for leather. This street punk really thinks that he's got the upper hand here. You almost burst out laughing.>"I don't think you know who you're dealing with, punks. You don't want me to give my good friend Raiga a call, do you?">"Medea, would you like to deal with this unsightly scum?">"Sakura, do you mind?">"Or how about I feed you your teeth instead?">"Let me tell you how this is going to go. I'm going to leave, and if you value your life, you won't move a muscle to stop me.">Write-in...
>>4778387>Actually burst out laughing>"Girls, would you mind dealing with this unsightly scum?">After they deal with this unsightly scum, kiss them both for protecting their damsel in distress who is not allowed to work today.What an excellent opportunity for some wife bonding. They'll work well together.
>>4778422Are they just smacking them around, or are they actually killing them?
>>4778427Completely up to them. We'll just tell them to deal with the scum.
why not say something like >I'd rather not ruin my date by having my girlfriends see me break some guy's arm so would you mind stepping aside please?
>>4778435Because they are completely unimportant NPCs, we gain nothing by diplomacy, and I really, really want to see our wives working together to let off some steam.
>>4778422its some pussy shit to have your girlfriends deal with your fights against NPCs anon >>4778440its meant to make us look good because we're thinking about them, and we kinda are, they're literal NPCs, who gives a shit, they're unimportant and they're wasting time that would be better spent having fun with them
>>4778364Dongfu dragon could get you results. Phonecucking atm and can't remember the imperial title he was bequeathed because cateater speak is hard to comprehend
>>4778444>its some pussy shit to have your girlfriends deal with your fights against NPCs anonWe don't have to be macho all the time. We saved the world yesterday, protected them more than once, even benched Medea when we were worried about her. They're both fighters, not fragile housewives. They'll appreciate this opportunity to do some protecting for once.>its meant to make us look good because we're thinking about them, and we kinda are, they're literal NPCs, who gives a shit, they're unimportant and they're wasting time that would be better spent having fun with themThey already know we can talk-no-jutsu just about anyone. How is intimidating some unimportant punks making us look good? We need to do something unexpected, give the girls the chance to shine for once.
>You really shouldn't have threatened them, now I can't let this slideHow about this?
Time to test Truth eyebeams so we qualify for Launcher class as well
>>4778460That's still us either intimidating them or beating them up. It will legitimately be the least impressive thing we've done in our wives' presence. Ever. Why not just sit back and enjoy the fireworks for once?
>>4778445Alright, I'll wait. He's not getting an interview without a background check.>>4778466Wait, what?
>>4778387>give em the ole' one-two, non reinforced of course
>>4778467its just stupid to make them do it themselves and they did straight up threaten them which is unforgivable and is enough to make us rage, its not as impressive but the idea that we'd go that far because they were involved does
>>4778387>flash money>ask if they want a jobIf they refuse, t-pose, walk up to the one infront and delete just his clothes with Truth, then walk away
>>4778475>its just stupid to make them do it themselvesWhy? They are both fighters. We're not making them do anything, they'll RELISH the chance to do it.It will probably get a chuckle out of them to see us demolish the fools. But they already know we can and will demolish the fools. What they don't expect is us kicking back and letting them do it. They'll appreciate the show of confidence way, way more.>>4778476Is there anything you have against my proposal, my nigga?
>>4778387>>Just swat them aside like bugsWe have much better things to do then deal with faceless mobs
>>4778471Might have to summon QHS for a job reference, there's not much recorded about him because ancient cultivation secrets
>>4778460>>4778387I'm gonna vote this
>>4778482Nope just offering an alternative way to let them live. Having the wives dirty their hands killing what are likely dumb kids. Maybe even get some errand boys to make the date have some more substance like a flower delivery. They might even make good Oni/Ninja under Chiyome.Having them be deleted because they have no idea what they just walked into is not very Saver of us
We'll be missing out on the perfect opportunity to have them raise their affection points with each other just for a minor flex. They need to become more used to both working with each other and taking initiative if our relationship is going to work.
>>4778496>Having them be deleted because they have no idea what they just walked into is not very Saver of usBut they are NPCs. We literally don't care and never have. We're Saver for actual people, not them.
Beating them up is one thing, but I'm not gonna vote to kill them. I don't care if they're npcs, going around killing people isn't something I'll vote for.Knock them out, break some bones, but murder is too far.
>>4778387I’ll switch my vote since it might get misinterpreted >>4778484 to >>4778474>>4778517Yeah, just cartoon tossing these guys would work fine, not cold blooded murder. That’s how we get scolded by God and maybe scolded by the people we know
>>4778387>>"I don't think you know who you're dealing with, punks. You don't want me to give my good friend Raiga a call, do you?"If these punks are actually brave or stupid enough to keep going after we mention Raiga, just like......break some toes or fingers, just don't go maiming or killing them
>>4778535Could just Crazy Diamond them. Punch the heart out the back of the chest and then Truth heal and t pose
>>4778387>"I don't think you know who you're dealing with, punks. You don't want me to give my good friend Raiga a call, do you?"I don't want our date to turn into a murderfest, and even if we're supposed to be resting its not right to let the girls handle this.
>>4778387>Overcharge Hypnosis Magecraft with Truth>"Obey. Suffer. Obey. Suffer. Obey. Suffer."
If our problem is killing them, would people accept letting the girls deal with them together if we ask them not to kill anyone?
>>4778585I don`t see a problem with killing criminals.
>>4778586My view on this is that it's generally a good idea to keep your relaxing strolls separate from your gory bloodbaths.
>>4778598Sure. But keep in mind that we are also working under King Mordred and in second position of power. Enforcing social order is our job too.
>>4778586Me neither honestly, but people apparently do and I'm more than willing to compromise on this if it means we don't do everything ourselves for once. This what the day is all about. We should trust our wives to deal with this.I doubt the girls would go for painting the walls with blood anyway. They're not bloodthirsty killers, they're just driven to protect us.
>>4778387>"I don't think you know who you're dealing with, punks. You don't want me to give my good friend Raiga a call, do you?"
>>4778537We're not supposed to be revealing magic this early iirc.Sure, we plan on it later, but that's after we've made sure the clocktower isn't about to send all of their squads on us
>>4778130There was a reason why Alberich's and Edgar's lovelife went exactly as it did. And you have the same players.
>>4778387>”I suggest you rethink your life choices, lads. You can do better than trying to mug innocents of their hard earned money.>when they attack, take them down with martial arts>”think harder next time, this time with knowledge that mercy saved your lives.”I honestly see no value at all in taking our frustration on these punks, even less so to leave them in piles of gore. At best it will have been a wanton show of violence, at worst it will set bad example for the girls and whoever else is watching.And no, NPCs are not non-sapient. We should have figured that out by now. We may not care for them as strangers but we cannot treat them as things.
Use them as sacrifices to power up Shirou and Redman's Kanshou and Bakuya?
>>4778955no no no, using people as materials is what castergilles would do. We're way above that.
>>4778983There were early discussions of going cultivatormaxx
>>4778985that was then, this is now
>>4778904>And no, NPCs are not non-sapient. We should have figured that out by now. We may not care for them as strangers but we cannot treat them as things.Anon, this world is fictional and is filled with NPCs who don't matter. Only the main characters, those we care about, are actual humans. This alien mindset is what gives us our Reality Marble. It's one of the bases of the quest. We can't just stop doing it.And I'm not saying we should treat them as things. We've never done that. We should just keep doing what we've always have, not giving a fuck about them. We'll BREAK if we suddenly decided we should go Saver on the entire population of the planet.Even God didn't mind us doing that and prioritizing the people we care about. He said he didn't want a perfect savior.And who said anything about leaving them as piles of gore?
>>4778955We can find more of them whenever we want. And yes, using them as materials is icky. Our allies won't really accept it.But what's wrong with letting the wives work off some steam? They'll certainly enjoy it.
>>4778422>>4778387Support. Should work with those two specifically.
Is this just another opportunity to flex like the money thing would have been that I am missing again?
>>4779053Yes, it's an opportunity to show our ability to handle a situation, which is part of wht I think it's a terrible idea to pass the buck to the girls.
>>4778387>>"I don't think you know who you're dealing with, punks. You don't want me to give my good friend Raiga a call, do you?"
>>4779053We can certainly intimidate the punks. We've intimidated far worse than them.We can also certainly beat them up. We've beat up far, far worse than them.Our wives know both of the above things. They won't be impressed. It'll be a minor flex at best. It'll get a chuckle out of them for us going all white knight on them for something so trivial compared to everything else we've been through, but nothing more.But us sitting back and relaxing? Showing them we've learned our lesson about doing everything ourselves? That we take their worries seriously? That they have our complete trust to deal with something without us, even something this trivial? This will be the real flex. And it'll be something they do together for the man they love. We very much need to encourage them working together without us being in the center all the time. They'll need to do that a lot from now on.
>>4779067>They won't be impressed. It'll be a minor flex at best.My worry is that, that this was basically 100% my thought process regarding the money thing yesterday, and I remember how that was a missed opportunity.
>>4779070Don't let past mistakes cloud your judgment anon. That was a different case. We've never really flexed our money, so it's not that strange they'd be impressed. But we've constantly flexed both our charisma and our ability to beat up bad guys. Those punks are nothing compared to what we've repeatedly done these past few days.
Besides, the real mistake in the candy shop wasn't that we didn't buy out the stock. It's that we prioritized other people over the girls we were with. We'd be doing the opposite here.
>>4779053It very obviously is but most anons are fucking retarded and don't understand what you should do to look good in this situation, for one, YOU DON’T MAKE YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BEAT UP THE MEAN BULLY FOR YOU
>>4779077Anon, this is far from the typical bad bully situation. For one, the bullies are like ants before us, and the wives know it. Do you really think they won't like the chance to protect us? After we collapsed from overwork and worried them sick?
>>4778492>>4778460>>4778387>>"I don't think you know who you're dealing with, punks. You don't want me to give my good friend Raiga a call, do you?"Switching to this, I'd rather something other than the completely autistic and cowardly vote win
>>4779083Having your girlfriends fight your battles that you can deal with yourself is kinda pathetic anon
>>4779085Beating up ants to impress them is kinda pathetic anon.
>>4779036If the mob characters don’t matter then Atrum was not doing anything wrong.Well except bullying Medea I suppose.Considering other sapient agents within this reality as such and valuing their agency does not prevent us from considering our previous existence to be metaphysically above that we find ourselves in now. But not doing so may lead to us becoming monsters we’ve been fighting.This is what Arcueid is worried about,This is what Ciel was worried about even when she made the question under assumption we’re just a powerful magus.
All this making me feel bad for the girls more than anything else.
>>4779101We've never gone out of our way to make people suffer like Atrum, and we never will. And one of our plans post-war is to go and save all the orphans locked up in a basement by a magus. We are in absolutely no danger of becoming monsters. We've shown no signs of doing this, pretty much the opposite.We also didn't care about Shuten murdering people. We didn't care about her making new oni. We've never really cared about the NPCs, past the abstract "would be nice if they were happy". Why start caring now? And why start caring about the punks who put themselves in this situation in the first place.I mean, even God endorsed our approach. He would have told us to knock it off otherwise.>>4779115Been saying that for a while anon. Haremfags had no idea what they were getting us into.
>>4778387this feels like a random encounter of a rpg
>>4779120>HaremfagsYou suck at romance in general. Be it one girl or one hundred of them.
>>4779126>You???But yeah, expecting people here to be good at romance is naively optimistic.
>>4778387>"Medea, just teleport then somewhere very far, we have better things to do."
>>4778387>>4778530Before I go to sleep I’m gonna switch my vote, once again, to >>"I don't think you know who you're dealing with, punks. You don't want me to give my good friend Raiga a call, do you?"This anons right >>4779084If anything has to win at least let it not be the cringy, have your girlfriends beat up on the muggers while out on a date
>>4779120>. And one of our plans post-war is to go and save all the orphans locked up in a basement by a magus.cool, among plans to set up an entertaining torture death show for those we judge deserve it for their crimes or political opinions, orchestrate an economic disaster for political gain, murder the Pope and raid the Church...Wholesome family fun times.
Conversely to just engaging in pest control or having our waifus DESTROY these thugs why don't we just use our reputation and charisma to get them to fuck off?The girls don't actually enjoy fighting.
Regardless of what what wins I kinda hope there's a line in this scenario just outright referring to them as NPCs that isn't internal monologue
>>4779134None of what you said is a bad thing.The Church is an enemy and has their own death squads.Those Magi deserve painful humiliating deaths.The world will be a better place under our control.
>>4779134>A perfect world of my own creation Doesn't contain israel or globalhomo
>>4779134>among plans to set up an entertaining torture death show for those we judge deserve it for their crimes That was a joke suggestion. I hope.>or political opinions, ?????>orchestrate an economic disaster for political gain, We won't really orchestrate anything, just take advantage of a coming one. Do you have a better idea for King Mordred? And won't she be a better ruler than those currently on power?>murder the Pope and raid the Church...Joke suggestions, again. If we can patch things up with the pope, we'll definitely do that. No one really wants to crater the Vatican. But what do we do when the Burial Agency inevitably comes after us? Diplomacy won't work with these guys.>>4779136That is apparently what we'll be doing. Shame, I think it would be a nice opportunity for some wife bonding. Oh well, they'll like that too, even if not as much as they would have liked the chance to protect us. They must be feeling terribly guilty they couldn't do more yesterday before we collapsed.
Let's fiddle with natural laws so nukes don't work anymore.Then reveal they don't work on live TV.
>>4779147This is step one of israel removal, yesNice Samson option nosebergstein
>>4779147>>4779153Let's not fiddle with natural laws, please. Arcueid won't like it, and we might break something important by accident. It's not like nukes will be actually dangerous for us.
>>4779155Just temporarily, who knows if a global nuclear barrage would require CF intervention. They do a fair bit of damage to the planet and take out a lot of lifeforms which Arcueid also wouldn't like.Nuclear winter or some either global climate shift from the fallout of israel's Samson option probably causes more problems than temporarily switching off a concept
>>4779145Ah yes, I forgot nuking Israel.And "globohomo", whatever that is supposed to be. Probably not something that would be antagonistic to polyamory by the sound of it.
>>4779163>global nuclear barrageWhy would it come to this? We have so many better options. We could take them over from the inside before they realize anything's wrong with our magecraft. We could set up an early warning map and have our boy Karna shoot the nukes down as they're launched. We could create barriers that no-sell nukes. And I'm sure there are other ways to deal without messing with natural laws.
>>4779166Get a load of the jew.We're taking control of the world.Nothing will stop us or our conquererbros.Even Waver simps to the idea of conquering Israel and he's the closest thing this setting has to a Big Good.
>>4779167israel in a non magical world has undetectable nuclear subs hidden across the planet ready to nuke every major city if israel is ever itself attacked to that level.throw magic into the mix and it's probably a lot worse as there would be powerful Kabbalists within said government adding extra factors we couldn't absolutely account for.There is n reason for Shirou to go do jannie work in Syria if the thing that constantly kicks the middle eastern hornet's nest is pruned eitherhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
>>4779146>joke suggestionYou don't want to watch the Magi Death Labyrinth?Why?It's both entertainment AND propaganda!
>>4779172>undetectable nuclear subsNot to us, my nigga. There is nothing in the world that is undetectable to us, much less some stupid normie subs. We have four years to prepare, we can do better.>There is n reason for Shirou to go do jannie work in Syria There's no reason for him to abandon his fiancee and go kill brown people there either. If anything, he'll be moving to Germany with his sister, father and possibly mother. No matter what we do.>>4779173I think having such bloodsport televised will traumatize children around the world and send entirely the wrong message for the world we're trying to build. It'll galvanize hatred for us, and sympathy for those we're torturing live on tv, no matter their crimes. We are more civilized than that. We should just do a summary execution for the orphan basement mages, or maybe just give them to Shuten and don't ask what she did with them. We have better things to do.
>>4779167apply a concept to BB that makes her much less evil, and then have her just HACK INTO THE NUKE SILOS
>>4779167Oh and dragon tutor for our daughter now that I'm home>The first named Dragon-tamer is Dongfu, who, during the time of Emperor Shun, was enfeoffed in the place of Dong, where was his surname came from> A number of popular stories deal with the rearing of dragons. The Zuo zhuan, which was probably written during the Warring States period, describes a man named Dongfu, a descendant of Yangshu'an, who loved dragons and, because he could understand a dragon's will, he was able to tame them and raise them well. He served Emperor Shun, who gave him the family name Huanlong, meaning "Dragon-Raiser".Sources vary a lot, some say he was under QHS, others say under Emperor Shun who was less important but stuff up there.He's consistently someone who was revered for his empathy and kindness to dragons though, and all stories have him rising from commoner to a place within the imperial court.Remember the cateaters revere Dragons above all else, so they're quite respectful to them and his story features nothing about making dragon steaki
>>4779181I don't know why you think they have to be normie subs. I am pretty sure Kabbalists sometimes work for them, as its a kinda cultural and national thing, USA tries getting magi see Prelati, UN funds Chaldea, Faculty of Policies graduates sometimes get high political positions to influence normies for secrecy etcHigh level governments seem to not just be normies,
>>4779189Exactly, pretty much every glowie organisation alphabet equivalent seems to have ties to at least scuffed mages. Hell, even major crime families like the Scladio do. I'm sure kerry's connections with Raiga were due in part to his magical connections as well
>>4779183Not sure I'd like to brainwash BB like that. We don't care if she's evil, 3/4 of our faction are too. We just don't want her to go skynet on us with those nukes.But yes, that would work too.>>4779186Not sure I like the "taming" part for our daughter, but I concede it might be a figure of speech. Weird how difficult it is to google stuff about him, I wouldn't have found anything if you hadn't quoted direct passages.>>4779189We still have the best casters on the planet, some of the greatest heroes and monsters across history on our side. Do you really think messing with natural laws is the best option to deal with them?
>>4779186We're not hiring a groomer for Ali.He'll get sphered.
>>4779197Technically she's Chaotic Good.She's just a massive bitch.
>>4779197Messing with natural law may not be the best option, but I am saying don't underestimate them. Magi are very individualistic regarding Mysteries, so they will have varied effects and methods.In a fight I'd 150% bet on our side, but in a hide and seek, we'll see. Maybe Arc or Enkidu can just find and murk them all if needed.Hiding is their speciality, along with obfuscation. They dont need to stay hidden forever, only until its bad or inconvenient for us.
>>4779197It's just the vernacular used in that source, he's a very hard to tract down mythological figure because closely guarded secret. So by fate logic he's a True Ancestor dragon tutor or some other stupid mystery seeing how he has a conceptual connection to themAnd Faldeus in FSF is an actual glowie, an actual mage and is just extremely patriotic and lives for the USA, and is from a family of others like him who have served the US for generations. Magic and high end government are very much intertwined>>4779200The chinks value Dragons way too highly for him to just be a groomer. Karna can give him a once over to see if he becomes a condensed sphere of mana candy for Sakura upon summoning if his intentions are anything but for the good our Aleithia's growth as her teacher.
>>4779204She's only Chaotic Evil when she's fucking herself up with Pele and Nyayla bits.So she should be... Ok?She won't go SkyNet on us. I think.
>>4779208Chinese dragons were held in such high esteem that they're even Divine Beasts instead of Phantasmals like Western ones. They got deified.
>>4779210She's still at this very moment under Nyarly's full control if he flicks on the switch. Which may have been on the whole time.Karna needs to get off his autistic perch and give her a checkup
>>4779208Step 1 is WikiLeaks extreme mode against the US Government?I'm down with that.Or we just infiltrate and bloodfort/onipoison/Sakura/Voretra the homes of all government affiliated magi.GG EZ.I don't think we need a tutor for Alitheia desu. We're her father and therefore the best option.We can try having Medea teach her HSDW to interact with nature too.Or if we must get her a tutor, why not an actual Dragon that will cuck out to her ability to control all Dragons?Does that work on Quetz you think?
I wonder how we'd even source a catalyst for Dongfu if we did want an expert teacher for her.He's the origin of the surname Dong as the prototypical Chinese Dragon tamer so maybe the name works like it does with Assassin/ Hassan i Sabbah?>Throughout the history, there have been many records about the origin of surname Dong, which could be traced back to some 4,000 years ago, when Gaoyan Emperor, descendant of Huang Di (Yellow Emperor) ruled.>It is said that Dong Fu, the grandson of Huilian was skilled in taming dragons (crocodile). One year, someone presented Shun Emperor with several flood dragons, which needed specially assigned person to raise and train, and the royal court gave this mission to Dong. Dong meticulously tamed these flood dragons and taught them various dances. Shun Emperor was greatly pleased by Dong's efforts and conferred the title of Huanlong and surname Dong to his clan. The offspring Dong took surname Dong ever since. The ancient site of surname Dong was within today's Shanxi province, where dukes ruled during Xia and Shang Dynasties and later State Jin annexed it.
>>4779207I bet on us 150% for everything. After dealing with grandpa and Manaka, I can't see how any individual magus or any organization can possible be a problem for use. We shouldn't underestimate them for sure, but we shouldn't overestimate them either.>>4779208Alright, we MAY give him a chance. I'm still skeptical, but I can't deny Karna is a good judge of character. Definitely not for years though, we won't be dumping our daughter on someone else the first chance we get. FIRST we raise her ourselves, THEN we think about giving her a teacher.>Magic and high end government are very much intertwinedYes, but how strong of a Magic are we talking about? I don't see any of them possibly being a threat with the amount of power we have and proper preparation and planning.>>4779214>checkupDoctor Karna on the house?>>4779220We'll just use our connections. How did Tokiomi get his hands on that snake skin?
>>4779218Chiyome needs to get her kunoichi squad retrained with adopted modern mage children to make this more efficient>>4779218Quetz is only loosely a dragon and she is a head of a pantheon level of Divinity from another planet, I can't imagine she'd feel anything more than an urge to protect the dragonloli. >>4779221That catalyst even existing, let alone Tokiyomi somehow acquiring it is such a retarded concept I'll never be able to explain.It'd just be for lessons, as payment he gets to live a second life and we'll give him a simple kino hut in some mountains near a nice stream or something. Kinda hoping Karna comes back at least for a little while today seeing as there's a few things he could work on in the house before returning to his sniper post for the evening to keep guard.They don't have to be that strong btw, we have a wide net of people we care about, so they only need one small victory against someone we care about for it to be worse to us than the entire deletion of their entire networks. They could also create propaganda that would negatively impact our other objectives
>>4779218HSDW needs a God's Authority to serve as a Foundation. Servants get away with it because Spiritron Anchoring Recording Bands something something preserving an image of a period of time, most stable Mystery.
>>4779221>How did Tokiomi get his hands on that snake skin?We don't know. Tokiomi's omnipotent contacts are a meme,
>>4779232Yeah but Unified Language still works fine?Nah.Anyone can learn them fuck off Nasu.
>>4779234Snakes often eat their shed skin to avoid wasting nutrients.Almost every type of scavenger eats them. Especially cockroaches/rats, birds will use it as nesting material. How the fuck did such a thing survive even a few hours let alone millennia? We can handwave the authenticity detection that would be some kind of Appraisal magecraft.
>>4779230All good points. I can offer no argument against them. Alitheia MAY get her teacher a few years down the line. But not any sooner.Messing with natural laws is still something we should avoid.>>4779234That's pretty much my point, yes. He did it, somehow. Our contacts are or will be better. So we'll certainly be able to do it too.
>>4779236HSDW still needs a Foundation to access. Its a thing in and of itself, what you access still matters. Solomon's modern methods is also just accessing such a method to connect to Foundations.Unified Language dude had a psychic ability related to learning and knowing/speaking languages, and psychics are retarded in nasu. Look at Fujino and co.
>>4779239Well, if I try to justify it from AoG/myth perspective...the snake that ate the immortality herb should be the first time a snake ever shed as an image for rebirth, no? So it wouldnt know wtf just happened or eat it instinctively. But yeah.
>>4779242I'm pretty sure Truth can do anything, so Dragon Loli might even be able to learn High Speed Words of Truth.Use Truth as the foundation. She's already worth thousands of excalibur.
>>4779244When it's shown though it doesn't appear to have any inherent magical qualities and looks very standard. It was also fossilised somehow? So it's either just the imprint of it at best but that's not how fossils work Urobuchi/Nasu>>4779246Excalibur has just become a measuring stuck for big dick attacks these days, go look at Ars Almadel Salomonis
>>4779239It also takes 10000 years for something to become a fossil like it specifically was.
>>4779248I won't be happy till Dragon loli can meme over full power Ars Almadel.
>>4779248Imo its either CF history revision by making Laws of Physics compliant stuff and it was Revision'd or Uro/Nasu knowing how fossils work is lmao.
>>4779253>CF history revisionJust call it "shit writing excuse" that's what it is.That's ALL it is.>"Haha history doesn't even real! :)"
I know that we can dab on them all, but which Lostbelt/Singularity would be most fun or entertaining to go through?
>>4779264Are Mashu and Guda also around to witness it?
>>4779266Sure fuck it we need a captive audience.
>>4779266I wonder how our Mashu and Guda's Mashu will get along. Or how they'll deal with Olga Marie and Kiara.
>>4779267Babylon then probably. Have to let them unlock the Tiamat stage on their own then just have Sakura slurp up the mud and put Tiamat back inside her.
>>4779264Chiyome touches Goetia and he fucking comes apart because demons=curses and its not an NP. Solomon Time Temple GG.
>>4779269Does that mean Sakura gets to have two Tiamats?
I would like to do a LB5 no Musashit WR speedrun though at some point. It has some actually challenging content. Telling Aphrodite to go fuck herself and ignoring all her mental pollution will be funny.
>>4779274Let's just take BB and have her do her Hackerwoman shit on the beep boop gods.
>>4779281Or rebuild ELIXIR in the Greek Lostbelt and set it to ignore us.
And Sakura could use a swarm of Lahmu to compliment Medea's Gate of Wyverns.They'd look good in maid outfits, especially the pillarmen Supreme Lahmu.Much better replacement to homonculi which we're morally opposed to and they can even vore unwanted guestsfinna have a stroke at this point. 3 attempts for a single post
>>4779284How much would Paracelcus' big brain machine be able to cuck the Greekoids?Just cuck Artemis by teleporting entire Islands out of her laser.
>>4779290Actually ELIXIR was created to vore gods so shouldn't it dab on the Poo and Greek lostbelts with ease if recreated?
>>4779294https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Sword_of_ParacelsusNot inherently, it's just Para's sword turned up to 11. Vanilla effect really
>>4779295But he did say he mentally downloaded quite a bit while it was running so he might comprehend Orochi's innate ability to turns gods into food
>>4779295Didn't our boy Zolgen upgrade it?It's specifically designed to absorb amalgamated gods.Poojuna Alter is getting WHIRRRRRRED when he shows up
>>4779299Maybe probably, honestly I don't why none of us didn't expect ELIXIR, it was literally right there on Para's wiki entries.Tunnelvision I guess
>>4779300Because Paracelcus isn't a giganigga hyper magus.He's just good at one thing.>>4779296Snek Daughter then?
I reckon to provide some modicum of a challenge we could attempt to WR speedrun a few Lostbelts or singularities specifically without the plot device character, while also having to drag Mashu and Guda along to the end, alive and unharmed. With only a few of our own allies, handpicked for each run. No Orion, No Musashi LB5 run with only 3 allies and the retards as a handicap>>4779302She'll probably hunger for Gods and grow up to be an alcoholic if she gets anything from Orochi
>>4779303And if you want to go one further, no lesser support cast deaths, Herc/Raikou etc. aren't allowed to just job offscreen and die, they have to make it to the end
>>4779300We got close enough, we expected the four elements + void summoning circles. I don't see how we could have seen the supercomputer coming, or expect he'd go for gods instead of elementals or something.>>4779303>She'll probably hunger for Gods and grow up to be an alcoholic if she gets anything from OrochiAlso, kinda dumb. Genes will tell. We'll have to work quite a bit on her education.
>>4779305Our cute retard snake daughter is going to eat Zeus and steal all his authority.
>>4779305>However, the high-density magical energy storage ability is but a secondary effect of the Noble Phantasm. Its true power lies within the Elixir that the blade is made out of, where it is a "quantum computer" that is able to analyze and respond to the magical properties emitted by the opponent, before immediately encroaching it and making it his own; essentially an act of power snatching. Such an ability is on the level of a large scale ritual magic-level Mystery.It was actually right there all along
>>4779307It's the natural assumption of Orochi's god eater factor with Para's sword.Hindsight makes me feel retarded for not noticing but I was tunnel visioning other autism and never once opened Para's wiki page somehow
>>4779308Yeah, alright. Para's sword has a mini computer in it. How do you go from there to "grandpa used it as a seed to grow his own giant supercomputer" without hindsight? I would have definitely assumed he'd use the minicomputer to help with the summons, not to do what he did.
>>4779312Para's sword is just condensed Elixir/Philosopher's Stone.And he can make more.
How angry would Grand Chink be if his Great Wall got zapped by an Anti-Concept attack?
Please, Medusa, I don`t want to stay on Shapeless Isle anymore...>>4778387From >>4778578 to>"I don't think you know who you're dealing with, punks. You don't want me to give my good friend Raiga a call, do you?"
What if the Alien God is Azathoth?
>>4779327That would be retarded.Very retarded.
>>4779307>>4779308The biggest regret about Orochi is still a fact that Susanoo never showed up.
>>4779331But just retarded enough for nu-Fate lore.Fantasy trees.Wiping reality by existing.Being a retard.It all adds up!>>4779332Kinda Sus.
>>4779332Sus-anoo and his sister Amogusterasu.
>>4779327>>4779331Retarded enough to be true. Or they can make Alien God YHVH.>>4779334>>4779336
I want to spend time with our daughters.
>>4779342Actually can Tamamo or Wukong teach Snek and Fox to shapeshift?
>>4779349They should be able to do it on their own at some point.
>>4779355Pretty sure it takes Kitsunes 100 years to learn naturally how to do it.
>>4779355>>4779359Concept of Mastery.
>>4779361How does that help?I want to actually teach our God voring snek daughter without cheating.I also want to take her to Douman's gay lostbelt to meet her sister/alternate weaker self.
>>4779349Tamamo's cursecraft is some Dakini indian stuff that uses your own body (somehow? Not as sacrifice or anything) to cause physical phenomena, I think shapeshifting is included in it. Snek is either going to be very good or incompatible with it, as a God reincarnation.Wukong probably knows taoist and buddhist stuff.Depends on how good they are at magic.
>>4779359Well, we have the time to spare.
>>4779364Ourobora grew larger overnight, I assume she'll shapeshift before lil foxie.
>>4779364Cheating with powers is the fun part.>Douman's gay lostbelt Chiyome already canceled it.
>>4779365We should teach Snek High Speed Divine Words.Stheno and Euryale too.We know Arc can bootleg them if she wants.>>4779369Not if it's another Tree of Time.Different Tree new Throne I think.
Which Lostbelt would Sakura have the most fun in?
>>4779375We should teach them snake style.And I am quite certain WhatIs confirmed that we rewrite every single version of Servant in existence with our concepts unless we sever their existence from Throne all together like we did with Vritra.
>>4779375I thiiink (?) it was 1 Throne of Heroes, and maybe a Throne of Gods which is implied sometimes but uncomformed as to what is actually is except maybe the higher-dimensional place they fucked off to, which would mean Divine Spirits are literally emanations of Gods like how Servants are from HS as implied by Ishtar-Eresh/Inanna and the wordplay of one being shinrei and other eirei, and if Enkidu, Kiara, Hippolyta and Kagetora hints are true, AND the Reverse is truly atemporal as its been implied, all in all. But you're never summoning shit from other Trees, as you have 0% karmic ties to them, which is what catalysts are for, and living in a Tree is karma.
>>4779388It's no fun if it gets them all.
>>4779375I think only one throne exists.Even more if you take EMIYA in FGO knowing who miyu is.
>>4779389Then explain Jannu removing Jack from the Throne also just not doing that at all.Or how Ars Nova is meant to work if everything in the throne is atemporal.It has to be one throne per tree.
>>4779398Jeanne just removed that jack from the throne or something, she still could be summoned but it would be another jack.Its weird and smells of nasu just ignoring that so jack can exist in fgo.
>>4779392Are consequence of doing so is the most fun thing about it.We can rewrite every iteration of FSN by giving Medusa broken concept and make it Day 1 Sakura victory. Or Day 1 Medea victory.Or rewrite it from Zero.
>>4779401That's fucking stupid.She may well have done nothing at all.
>>4779405Well, it is Jeanne we are talking about here.
>>4779405Yeah i guess? its weird, i read someone saying that the jack from FGO ""technically"" is a different jack from apo.honestly, jeanne removing jack from the throne was so stupid, its like final death, bitch just perma killed a servant for stupid reasons.
>>4779405Then there's the fact that Servants are at risk of ceasing to exist entirely due to Lostbelts rewriting the branches.The Throne is poorly written at it's up to WhatIs how he does it.
>>4779401I think it was removing that particular "instance" of Jack from the Throne. So it deleted that aspect of Jack from the Heroic Spirit thats usually an amalgam of every version true or believed in any timeline, but there was a close enough version so it didn't lose a lot of info.We see how Divine Spirit Iskandar is, and he's also an amalgam of overlapping information interpreted as light, and since Heroic Spirits are deified humans=basically human version of Gods but not Divine, they are also such and contain many variants.Solomon was probably God doing something, and good enough higher-dimensionals like Gods can do shit to it, like Lion King and Bedi situation, iirc.
>>4779408>for stupid reasonsEh, the kids in Jack were suffering, and she could do nothing more for them. I think she made the right call there, even if it was later retconned to have been ineffective.
>>4779411No that's fucking stupid because FGO Jack is literally the exact same.
>>4779416Yeah, but the deletion is a stopping of the individual instance of Jack from going back, not from coming out.There is an information collection on the Throne that's separated from the World. It sent out a packet (Servant) into the World because summoning and it did shit, Jean deletes it so the packet can't go back to the main information collection, but that doesn't mean that the original information from the Throne is manipulated, iirc.
>>4779414She could have helped then in a way that didnt involve fucking erasing then from reality.Its like killing someone because they are sad, bitch didnt even try anything else.Erasing someone from the throne is way too permanent to be used as a solution in any but the most extreme of cases.
>>4779414Imagine finally being free of your existence of suffering but then bam! You're back because we need pedophile coombux.Fuck FGO and fuck the retards who defend it.
>>4779419>stopping of the individual instance of JackAnybody can do that.It's not imoressive.
>>4779420How? Jeanne is kinda useless otherwise. Given what she knew and what she could do, it was either that or let them suffer again and again forever without doing anything to help them. A mercykill is far from the ideal solution, but it's better than just leaving them be.>>4779422Yep, definitely agreed.
>>4779419So Jeanne didnt do nothing in the end?that is barely different than just killing the servant normally.>>4779422Eh, i prefer Jack getting better by having some goof father figure than just ceasing to exist.
>>4779425Unfortunately the Retcon makes it so Jeanne ended up doing nothing at all.Which is just retarded.Obviously a retcon.
>>4779424Usually when you kill a Servant the soul goes back to the Throne. That's what the Fuyuki Grail is trying to exploit. By trapping them and then releasing them all at once and following the path back Outside. Just killing a HS-Servant doesn't usually delete its soul, even if it frees it from the Saint Graph, it just goes back to where it came from.
>>4779425I wouldnt erase someone from the throne because they are suffering or something, they may find other solutions eventually.Of course, we barely know how that shit has gone because of all the retcons.And Jeanne is kinda useless, fucking waste of character she is.
>>4779422If only there was someone who tried to do something about it.
>>4779428Jeanne's big heroic move of trying to relieve Jack's suffering just ended up not giving her about a week of memories where she was sort of happy.Great job Jannu!
>>4779432the point is that its not that different from killing the servant if the original still chills in the throne.
>>4779428Jean did nothing basically, but the same can be said of basically anyone due to muh timelines, unless you're doing something big enough to change the way the Tree is progressing and don't get pruned.
>>4779431Yep, making her even more useless than she was in Apocrypha. She ended up achieving pretty much nothing by herself. Nothing.And I am also annoyed that they retconned Avicebron into a dinduffin who regretted making his golem, from what the nigger had said.>>4779433Yeah, I don't think I'd be able to let them suffer in the hope that eventually they may find a solution that would work better.
>>4779437From the viewpoint of people in the World, nothing would change since it was always like that, from the viewpoint of the Throne Jack, they never got the return data to begin with because time. So, yeah. That's right.
>>4779434I'm so sorry Grandpa.>>4779432Yeah but it's not impressive.Anyone can just eat Servants and stop them from going home.>>4779433Jack was literally hundreds of suffering aborted children.She is made out of suffering.She can't be fixed outside of maybe our concept memes.
>>4779442>aborted childrenPlus murdered children, plus child prostitutes, iirc. Not a pleasant existence at all.
>>4779440Avicebron feeling bad is such a retarded decision.Guess nobody is allowed to be evil because gachabux lol.
>>4779442I think the only things actually able to meaningfully influence stuff on the Throne are actual Gods who didn't degenerate into Divine Spirits and are higher-order to begin with just like the Throne, or stuff like Rhongo Lion KIng or Moon Cell BB at full power.Otherwise, yeah it wasn't impressive at all, I didn't think it'd do anything at the time it happened either so it was never strange to me.
>>4779445Now this is a very good complaint and I agree 500%
>>4779449This is why nobody likes you.
>>4779440The solution is just threating her like a daughter.At least if you take how it is in fgo.>>4779442headpatsAlso, i find it funny that in FGO jeanne don't try that again, fucking nasu.
>>4779449It's all just layers of retcons.Jack was gone until..... UNHHHHHHHH EROTIC money was needed.Now she's back.The Nasuverse is just as bad as capeshit.Maybe worse.Capeshit doesn't try for the "it's always worked like this OK?" card like Nasu does nearly as much at least. >>4779451Here's Gilles too for some fucking reason!
>>4779456I'm the only one that see jack more as a daughter than a loli to lewd?And i am a lolifag.
>>4779454>At least if you take how it is in fgo.Yeah, I don't. I'm going by Apocrypha, and what Jeanne knew at the time. Jack was happy with the prostitute who treated her like a daughter, but there was still a lot of suffering underneath. And the prostitute had died by the time Jeanne mercykilled her. There was no reason to believe Jack would ever find this happiness again, or that it really did do anything more than temporarily plaster over that suffering.>Also, i find it funny that in FGO jeanne don't try that again, fucking nasu.But everyone in FGO has to be a good guy who gets along with each other. You don't want the player to feel bad about whaling a new servant, do you?>>4779461Certainly not in this quest. But I imagine it's not the majority opinion among the gachafags.
>Everywhere I go on the internet most people like Jeanne, quite a few people love her.>In this one quest everyone hates her.Wonder how that happened. Then again people here recruit every evil character they meet, so maybe its not that surprising.
>>4779461It's kind of hard to justify lusting after an avatar of child exploitation.
>>4779463I don't hate Jeanne. If anything, I am disappointed in her.
>>4779461I think of Jack as just another victim of heroic legend. Like Vlad is.>lolifagList your top five lolis to get judged.
>>4779463I dont hate her, she is just boring as shit.
>>4779463I don`t hate her. I just think she is pathetic.
>>4779469>illya>illya>abby>prillya and the other cups>loli medusa>book
Well this was a fun read.Here's a QM's decree.Fuck you, there's one Throne per Tree. the FGO tree is in a seperate tree to the Apo Branch.If all Jeanne did was stop the singular instance of Jack that actually ever managed to feel any sort of relief from existing, it makes her an absolutely worthless character. Jeanne also shouldn't be on the Throne either, because she somehow escaped it to be with Dragon Dick in the Apo timeline.
>>4779478Jeanne is worthless.Fucking saint that likes discount dragon dick.God would be disappointed.
>>4779478>there's one Throne per TreeSo we didn't save all instances of Chiyome from the curse? She doesn't dab on Douman?
>>4779463I am quite fond of Jeanne, but I'm quite fond of almost anyone.
And there's also the fact that Arturia shouldn't be on the throne either because of her thing where she either keeps grail cucking or goes to Avalon but whatever, she HAS to be summonable because she's the face of the franchise.Fuck you.
>>4779478Do our concept bullshit reaches all thrones?
>>4779478k.But >absolutely worthless characterthis is true anyway.
>>4779489You need to put some more effort into things if you want to save every Chiyome.You still got rid of every Roa though.
>>4779495mehJust make our concept shit branch to every throne.
>>4779495I am disappointed it didn't work like that, but I guess we'll have to find a way.And I'd like to see a Carnival of Tsuki without Roa. Would be fun.
>>4779499Fine, screw it, but the alterations are only in effect post the point you change a Servant across time.So anything before 2004 won't be changed.Just roll with it otherwise time will turn into a hot mess.
>>4779477Decent list, I guess.>>4779486>God would be disappointed.We can ask him about it, you know?>>4779495>You need to put some more effort into things if you want to save every Chiyome.Extra work keep piling up...
>>4779478>>4779474>>4779471>>4779465Wow, now you've convinced me!Jesus, this quest is filled with sociopaths.Hell, I should have noticed sooner, I had to argue on this vote against murdering some random people because they're "npcs".
>>4779507Though I guess if you travel through time with a changed Servant, the point of which the changes take effect will be set to the furthest point in the past you go.
>>4779507> time will turn into a hot mess.What do you mean will
>>4779507Very nice.Our assassin is pleased.>>4779511>sociopaths>because we find a saint boringfag, the fuck
>>4779511I actually wish Jannu was more effective as a Servant and more fun as a character.I don't hate her for her morals like some people seem to.Retcons destroyed Jeanne's competence and she was still barely useful in Apocrypha despite having a shitload of command spells.She was a glorified cheerleader.
>>4779528They could have made her so much more interesting.
>>4779507Good.>>4779511Live by the sword, die by the sword.>>4779528Where is our cheerleader Medusa?
>>4779507Excellent. Chiyome still dabs on Douman. Guess it's too late for us to fix every single 5th War though. Damn.>>4779513Or not? How hard can it be to travel back with three-faces-Medusa to imprint her just before the war starts?>>4779511What the fuck man? Only a sociopath doesn't like a useless character who does almost nothing?And no one even called for actually murdering those people, we just said we shouldn't care. Which is entirely consistent with how Shinji sees them, and how he has seen them since the start of the quest.
Also what's winning?I hope you're not actually about to murder them for this.Billy would have though.
>>4779538>Actually burst out laughing>"Girls, would you mind dealing with this unsightly scum?">After they deal with this unsightly scum, kiss them both for protecting their damsel in distress who is not allowed to work today.>>4778422>>4778490>>4778712>>4778948>>4779050>>4779247>give em the ole' one-two, non reinforced of course>>4778474>flash money>ask if they want a job>>4778476>"I don't think you know who you're dealing with, punks. You don't want me to give my good friend Raiga a call, do you?">>4778535>>4778540>>4778659>>4779064>>4779084>>4779132>>4779137>>4779202>>4779322>”I suggest you rethink your life choices, lads. You can do better than trying to mug innocents of their hard earned money.>when they attack, take them down with martial arts>”think harder next time, this time with knowledge that mercy saved your lives.”>>4778904>"Medea, just teleport then somewhere very far, we have better things to do.">>4779131Namedropping Raiga wins over letting the girls handle it.
>call us Sociopaths>Because your waifu is shit
>>4779532Fanfiction bootleg having more going for her just adds insult to injury.>>4779538Billy is also better person than us.And he has better social skills because he did not spent last 10 years meticulously preparing for a Grail War disregarding everything else what is not helps war effort directly.Charisma: B Shinji with child soldier mentality.
I'll start writing in 20 minutes.
>>4779554This is the first time we've ever done something that isn't fighting or preparation for future conflict.
>>4779560The first time in a while, but not the first ever.
>>4779528If I started judging fate characters by competence, then I'd hate nearly every one of them.>>4779544Never watched Apocrypha, or cared much for Jeanne. But the spite here is surprising.I just can't bring myself to dislike a well meaning character. Specially in a setting filled with assholes like this.
>>4779564>hateLiterally everyone who answered you said they don't hate her though.
>>4779561I cannot recall a time where we've voted to do something without a strategic component to it.
>>4779560I wish this and unlimited cosmic powers were acknowledge properly by other characters so we could have a talk about it with people who care or pretend to do so. At this point we have FSN Sakura situation for ourselves. We just weren`t raped by our sibling. Yet.>>4779561Yeah, we watched TV with Monica that one time!
>>4779567>>4779569We took Sakura out on the day we first met her. We took Illya and Betty clothes shopping in the beginning of the war. We cooked with Medea and Shirou. And those were off the top of my head. Past few days have been hectic, but we used to have fun, once.
>>4779570>we used to have fun, once.But we kept having fun. . . it just wasn't relaxing.
>>4779564>I just can't bring myself to dislike a well meaning character.A lot of the well-meaning characters are the biggest assholes though.Hell, look at the Beasts.
Also the whole Beasts needing to love humanity thing is just the weirdest fucking Retcon. Because immediately you need to write around it with Kiara, and fuck knows what's going on with Primate Murder.
>>4779570Taking Sakura out was mostly about saving her, clothes was so Betty wouldn't draw normie attention and food is essential to living when it's not being handwaved with infinite offscreen cliffbars.
>>4779566The contempt on basis of lack of success or power is not really any better
>>4779570>We took Sakura out on the day we first met herEmotional pressure from getting isekai`d and seeing it first hand, anti-dark sakura move, social links.>We took Illya and Betty clothes shopping in the beginning of the war.Social links, in-faction fighting prevention.>We cooked with Medea and Shirou.Social links, duty of the host.>but we used to have funWe are having fun fighting since it show us fruit of our efforts. Internship jannie who refuses to even get paid than higher ups wants to pay.
>>4779580In that case, this date is mostly about resolving our relationship problems before they explode, there's a purpose behind everything, and we're going to go mad.
>>4779574And then there's captain Bait and Switch. "Shirou Kotomine" who looks a lot like Archer.He was also well-meaning.Amakusa would've been better if it was just a played straight Shirou who was taken in by Kotomine instead of... what we got.
>>4779584After having mental breakdown Shinji immi idle goes into town with his Servant and his sister and buys insane amount of sweets before going away again.>>4779589Imagine if it so and altered FSN timeline where vanilla Shirou summons Semiramis who has all the memories.
>>4779593>immi idleImmediately. Brainrot.
>>4779595Reines is also quite cute.>waver rejected this
>>4779609Yeah, he's gay for his conqueror
>>4779511I hate her and think she should be burned at the stake.
>>4779609Waver doesn't like girls with flammable eyes.
>>4779628We can fix them.
>>4779628I wonder how he feels about girls with glasses.
>>4779619>t. english dog
You smirk at the lead thug. "I don't think you know who you're dealing with, punks. You don't want me to give my good friend Raiga a call, do you?" You don't often have reason to bring up your link to the most powerful Yakuza group in Japan, and one of the most powerful criminal organizations in the entire world. Raiga himself is pretty squeaky clean as far as a criminal record goes, the wonder of corrupt officials and police bribes. Raiga is... in some ways somewhat aware of the magical world and your connections to it, you think, but you know if something came up, he'd just contact you about it. Thankfully though, things have never come to that. For as much as Rin might tout being the officially recognized owner of the land by the Mage's Association, Fuyuki is your city. You know it, and so does Rin."Eh, Raiga? You don't mean... Raiga Fujimura?" The thug seems to recognize the name. Well, of course he would, anybody operating in this city would have to be completely brain-dead not to know the name 'Fujimura'. Taiga could be the worst teacher in the entire world and the school administration would be too terrified to even think of upsetting her. Taiga is effectively almost completely unaware or purposely oblivious to her status as a Yakuza Princess. "Of course, you see, I'm actually a close business partner with Raiga, we have a quid-pro-quo relationship with each other, you see, I provide him with financial incentive, and he provides me with certain... difficult to acquire items." You explain to the idiot who tried to jump you. "Now, I'm going to imagine that you're either thugs on the lowest level, or are simple street punks looking for an opportunity to make some cash, maybe you were even trying to impress the Fujimura group?" you keep your tone level and steady, with just a hint of menace. "You see, the thing is, Raiga... he doesn't like it when punks like you try to cause trouble for people like this, he's really not a fan of people bringing trouble to his doorstep in Fuyuki." Which is ironic, considering the grail war, but you can't really call that anybody's fault but the Founding Families... which you are technically a part of... Well, if it wasn't for the looming threat of Gilgamesh, you would have shut down the whole war before it ever became a problem in the first place! Ah well, you can't complain with how much good has managed to come out of the grail war's existence so far."You're just bullshitting me, what sort of financial incentive could a cocky little shit like you offer the Fujimura!?" Good grief, this redhead is a complete imbecile. You're about thirty seconds away from just breaking both of his legs for being such an inconvenience.
You sigh as you pinch the bridge of your nose. "The Fujimura group are only as powerful as they are because of my influence... you know what? Screw it, I'll just prove it to you." You continue staring into the eyes of the redhead as you grab your phone from a pocket and begin to scroll through your contacts. "Oh and don't worry, I'm not about to call the police, in fact, I'll let you take the call." It doesn't take you long to find Raiga's personal number, and you dial it without skipping a beat. You can see a nervous sweat show up on the face of the lead thug before you toss him the phone.He snatches the phone out of the air and looks at it for a few seconds before slowly putting it against his ear. You can faintly hear the voice of Raiga on the other side of the phone as the thug puts it against his ear. "I-is this... Raiga Fujimura...?" The redhead thug seems terrified now, he must've somehow met Raiga in the past, maybe heard his voice, it doesn't really matter. "S-stolen? No... No this... this phone isn't stolen, sir. I... I just found it on the floor, so I was looking through the contacts to try to find the proper owner to return it to." The thug makes up a fairly poor excuse, the nervous sweat on his face far more intensified now. "Yes... I see... Thank you, sir.""Just pass it back to me, idiot." Your eyes are without any real emotion as you demand the phone be given back to you, and the thug passes it back to you like it's a bomb about to go off. "Sorry about that, Fujimura-san. I just ran into a bunch of thugs that tried to start some trouble with me, I didn't want to be forced to call you like this, but I also didn't want to break their legs." You glare at the thugs, who take this as their que to get the hell out of there, or at least the lead thug does, as he grabs his considerably dimmer friends and drags them with him. The fourth one blocking the way out also runs off somewhere."Oh, is that what this was all about, Makiri-san? Ha! Well, I wouldn't have minded if you put them in hospital, there's no authorization on my end for random muggings to be taking place in Fuyuki, so they were either misinformed, uninformed, or aiming to join another group entirely. Though they'd need to be a special kind of stupid to try that in Fuyuki." Raiga sighs. "Are you busy, or do you have time for a chat, Makiri-san?""I'd like a chat, but..." You look at Medea and Sakura. "But yeah, I'm a little busy right now. But before I go, Is Taiga alright? I haven't seen her for the past few days, and Shirou has been away too." Honestly, you're a little worried about Taiga, she's a Master in the war and you haven't looked into her situation at all.
"Oh, Taiga is fine, she's been a little bit vocal about missing Shirou, but she's been... a little quieter about things as of late. I'd ask you where Shirou was, but I get the feeling I don't want to know... Connections to his old man?" Raiga isn't as dense about the magical world as most of the non-magical types are, but he's smart enough to know that he doesn't want to get involved in that side of the world."In a sense." You keep your answer brief. "I've got to go now, but we'll definitely talk again later." Raiga makes a noise of agreement before you hang up the phone and turn to the girls. "Well, that went pretty well, I think." You smile at the two of then."So... why did you offer them an opportunity to leave like that...? No, it was more an opportunity, you actively tried to convince them to leave you alone, Master. Wouldn't it have been easier to have just dealt with them physically yourself, or just asked Sakura or myself to take care of them for you?" Medea seems surprised that you offered such mercy to the thugs, and it's true that you could've probably spent less time in this alleyway if you resorted to violence, but...>"Because this is meant to be a day of relaxation.">"Because it would've been pointless.">"Because I didn't want to spoil our date.">"Because I didn't want to ruin my outfit with their blood.">Write-in...
>>4779768>>"Because this is meant to be a day of relaxation.">>"Because I didn't want to spoil our date."
>>4779768>"Because this is meant to be a day of relaxation."
>>4779768>"Because this is meant to be a day of relaxation.">"Because it would've been pointless.">"Because I didn't want to spoil our date."All of the above, really. They all played a part in the decision.
>>4779768>"Because I don`t enjoy senseless violence.">"And I didn`t wanted to spoil our date further by spending rest of it in a bloodstained outfit."
>>4779768No, wait. Switching >>4779780 to>"Because this is meant to be a day of relaxation.">"Because it would've been pointless.">"Because I didn't want to spoil our date.">Kiss them both before continuing the date.
Oh right, is there anywhere else you want to go before finishing this date?Don't worry if the hours start to build up, somebody has your back.
>>4779801jewelry store so we can flex
>>4779801He is rooting for Medea, isn`t he?Truly our best bro.>anywhere else you want to go before finishing this date?Coffee shop.
>>4779801Nothing in particular springs to mind. We just have to spend time with them, as much as we can afford without going to Nyarly for help.Maybe end up somewhere high with a nice view of the city?>>4779806Jewelry store better, actually.
Supporting empting jewelry store too.And we should give some Truth reinforcement to some of things we get there to make it really special.
>>4779768>"Because this is meant to be a day of relaxation.">"Because I didn't want to spoil our date."