Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the world had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas."You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it!"Yeah that's all well and good but first you gotta get through this procedure which isn't exactly easy because "needle hurty" and you don't like it. But it's 100% necessary sadly."What's wrong Doctor? Is Silver okay?""Y-Yes W-William! I-I'm just drawing some blood from him."Lyda then applies pressure to your arm and helps squeeze the blood out like toothpaste which makes you whimper."S-Since Silver has a tendency to loose a lot of blood I must take from him when I can so we have some for emergencies."Will then rolls up his sleeve."I got blood if he wants it. Is it good enough?""N-No I'm afraid. Your blood types don't match. Silver is an S type, so he can be a universal donor and give blood to anyone. But he can only get blood from another S type I'm afraid.""Aw."You feel like a lamp goes off in your head as you get a brilliant idea."Hey Bullseye! Since we got all this Silver juice why don't we drain you so we can replace your blood with mine? Bet that'd make you a strong boy in no time!""WHOOOOAAAA!"Lyda gets tired of your tomfoolery and twists the needle for good measure which makes you cry before she cleans you up and puts you back together."O-Okay. No more silly ideas. Now be good and play nicely!""Yes moooom!"After leaving behind San Faldo you returned to the Grand Line to follow where the Pose leads you. And things appear to be nicely quiet for the time being, the last bout of anomalous weather passed without doing too much damage and now you get to enjoy a little break from everything. Though things are a bit tense now, as they usually are with a new crewmember joining. And this time there's also that unnerving feeling everyone is getting from the ship. Still, aside a loose object or two rolling right under your feet or a rope twisting around your body nothing serious happened yet. But it still makes people a bit anxious. Greki is trying to settle into his new role as the carpenter or just a jack of all trades craftsman to try and maintain the ship as well as supplying your crewmates with the things they need. Currently he seems to be busy with the anchor of Jaws, the bat of Hook and strangely enough a huge chunk of glass that Angel must've given him. So at least he has things to occupy himself with.You could bother him but right now you're more interested in the little tike next to you. Wills been anxious since all work and no play makes dull boys.>Hey Will let's ask the giant to make some stuff for you!>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you stronger>Let's go and find Ann and ask her to play with us!>Other?
Welcome to West Blue Seadogs, where logic is frowned upon and autism reigns supremeIf you want to have a dumb adventure I'll take your coatHere's my twitter: @SpookyngQM>Social Linkshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/10rL8USEZOSb4AYaJHv5BOhS7oDPqimv35y32CBsI3L8/edit?usp=sharing>Character Sheethttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1W48enlxynezhIQni0g97RT-A8z9HfS90NfCkbzTJiAA/edit?usp=sharingAnd finally the archives:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=West+Blue+Seadogs+
>>4737880>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you strongerLet's start will training arc
>>4737880>>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you strongerthis the suggestion from last thread?
>>4737880>>4737885>>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you stronger>>4737893Sweet. Also Yo spooks
>>4737880>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you stronger
>>4737894Yo!>>4737895Well it's not exactly that but it mostly is
>>4737880>>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you stronger
Okay!Fun, funny family- *chortle* friendly game time coming right up!>writing
>>4737880Huh, its fitting Silver's blood type is the best to help his friends.
>>4737911How many broken bones will occur?
>>4737934Depends. But the more importanter question is "whose will break"
You leer over the little boy and then look at the giant, then back at Will."Hmmmm. No. I don't think so.""Don't think what?""Nothing. Cursing your bolts comes later! Now how about we play a little? Haven't had a good game in a while.""Oh cool! What are we playing? Mother bought a few board games at San Faldo!""Nah nah nah. Nothing like that. Get your crossbow! We going shooting!"You get the weapon and make Will carry it which never ceases to look funny and you move over to the nose of the ship as Will starts asking questions. You explain to him that there are other competitive games you can play, or make up on the spot and that this is going to be one of them. It'll be good fun and exercise for the both of you. So you grab some random junk you don't really need mostly made out of weak materials like glass or clay."Okay! The goal of the game will be to hit as many targets as you can! For every one you hit you get one point! For every one you miss I get one. Whoever gets the most points when I run out of stuff wins! Any questions?""Erm. Yes. Won't Mother get angry if we do this?""Ah aaaah! Remember kid! It's always better to say sorry than ask for permission and get a no! Now load that stuff up and let's get shootin'! It'll be like a carnival!""I like carnivals."Will then gets to loading his weapon which takes a lot of effort from him."Say Silver what do you think of clowns?""Hmmmm? Clowns? I don't know. Never seen a clown before. Why?""I just like clowns. If we ever get to a carnival I'd like to see a clown.""I'll give you a better one! WHEN we get to a carnival I'll GET you a clown! How's that?""I don't think that's how that works.""Things work how you want them to. Don't let others tell you how to do things! Ever! Now then how should I do this?"You look at the collection of stuff next to you and think about the different ways it could be done. Some would be a lot safer than others but also less fun, and likely less educational.>Just toss them out at sea>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!>Other?
>>4737944>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!COME ON BOY, DO IIIIT!
>>4737944>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!
>>4737944>>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!That way its more fun, better practice and we can help him hit in case he ends up getting demoralized. Also: We are the *best* parent.
>>4737944>>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!how else is Silver going to train.
>>4737952So true, when is Ann going to ask us help her get Will a sibling?
>>4737962Depends on when we find an orphanage I suppose
>>4737944>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!>"I'll give you a better one! WHEN we get to a carnival I'll GET you a clown! How's that?"Next crew member confirmed
>>4737972i would unironically love to have buggy the clown on our crewthat would be some amazing comic relief
>>4737970Do we also kidnap the Mother there for double Mom energy? That's how it works right?
>>4737973We could make him a beast.
>>4737962If she ever reaches that point there won't be any asking
>>4737978only because his repeated attempts to either kill silver or escape would force him to grow.
>>4737973unironically buggy is too op the guy has luck and charisma in the max
>>4737983Good, because to this point no one explained what that means to Silver yet...or what happens after he learns he likes it and wants more.>>4737985Exactly! Buggy has to survive being near Silver!
Alright! More danger, more fun! Also more learning but who cares?Now since you are clowning around after some bloodletting you'll have to meet a steep DC3d10+3 best of 3, dc 20, crit 25>>4737973Unironically Buggy would be one of the strongest fuckers in the setting if he just had the right mentality. He'd be a less gory Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen
Rolled 7, 6, 5 + 3 = 21 (3d10 + 3)>>4737998
Rolled 4, 6, 2 + 3 = 15 (3d10 + 3)>>4737998
>>4737998New World Buggy maybe, but he'd still need the power to back it up, you don't get to be Sukuna if you can loose.
Rolled 9, 1, 7 + 3 = 20 (3d10 + 3)>>4737998Let's go!
>>4738010Awakened Buggy is just the Ope Ope no Mi on crack. Imagine this clown looking at you and you turn into spaghetti
>>4738013Shit I didn't think of it like that, he could make the world split around him.....fuck it, that's enough reason for me to go with the canon crew to drag him along with us.
Hmmm that's a success just not a critical one. Though update will have to wait a bit. I gotta get some food real quick
You could just chuck the stuff into the ocean but that'd be both boring and wasteful. And your arm kinda hurts after that needle so you get a better idea. After transforming into a bat you grab hold of a clay pot with your tiny feet and fly out. At first you considered using your hybrid form but this is better. You're a much smaller target this way. As you're flapping around Will looks at you with concern in his eyes."S-Silver? What are you doing?""I'm the target now! You gotta shoot this out of my feet! Or if you don't you suck!""B-But what if I hit you?""Bullseye! Don't think! Do! Just shoot! Come oooon! Do it! Do it now! Or if you don't I'm taking back your name!"The boy seems quite shaken. His uncertainty in his own ability is holding him back. Which is a hurdle you must overcome soon because if he thinks of himself as just a kid then he won't become much. He needs to abandon the thought that he's part of normality to liberate his mind and begin his true growth. But that's easier said than done which is why you need to resort to such drastic measures. But judging by his screaming as he finally brings himself to pull the trigger he's at least making an effort. With a loud click he pulls the trigger of his crossbow and fires a bolt at you which misses by a lot and knocks him back, making him roll on the ground."Oh my god... Will you suck!"The boy briefly nurses his head before standing back up and reloading."Don't say I suck! I just started!""Well you gotta stop sucking otherwise you'll never hit me!"He fires another bolt, this time with much less restraint and the bolt gets much closer."HAH! Still missed! Man this is gonna be an easy win!""Hnnng!"Will reloads again and finally there is no delay between him aiming and firing. As soon as he feels like he's on mark he shoots and it hits the ceramic dead on."I... I did it! I did it!"With the target shattered you flap back over to the ship and give the boy a little clap with your wings."Not bad. Not bad. But I'm still up one!"Will quickly loads another bolt with great effort and smiles."Bring it on!"
But as you're about to get ready Will does point out something which didn't cross your mind before. Namely that even if he hits all targets he'll still be short one. So you make a compromise with him and up the ante a little. If he manages to hit the target in one shot he gets two points. In return however you'll make it a bit harder for him by flying around and not remaining stationary. However even the handicap didn't manage to dampen the boys spirit as his first taste of success spurns him on. He doesn't hit every target at first but he's hitting them frequently enough that the race is still tense. And not just that but his speed is improving. He's quicker and quicker to reload his weapon even if it's still a difficult process for him. He may have become a bit too zealous actually as his hand is showing signs of damage. Luckily the pain will only settle in once he's done shooting.However your frantic little game comes to an abrupt end when he accidentally pulls on the trigger when he didn't mean to, making it fire way off the mark. Right at you."SILVER!"The bolt flies above the target and manages to hit one of your wings and prompting an "Ow" from you. Sadly you needed that wing to stay in the air and so you are forced to cry out."Jaaaaaaws!"In a few seconds a small splash can be heard followed by a much bigger one as the fishman jumps after you and pulls you back on board. With a push of his thumb he manages to squeeze out the water you swallowed which makes him sigh with relief. Unfortunately the commotion was not unheard and now you have to deal with Ann angrily storming over to you and beginning her lecture."What are you two doing? Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?! You should both be ashamed!">It was his idea! (Point at Will)>It was all me. Don't be mad at Will>Try to calm her down>Other?
>>4738164>Try to calm her down>It was just a game! And he won since he hit me!
>>4738201>"Now Ann, I know what this looks like, and yes, it was totally my idea, but I want our son to be prepared for life on the sea.">"Besides, a moving target is a good lesson."
>>4738201>Try to calm her down
>>4738201>It was all me. Don't be mad at Will
>>4738201>>Try to calm her down
>>4738201>Try to calm her downYes we do know how dangerous it is: A lot less then if someone would be shooting back!>>4738212>>4738209oooh, shiny! Very nice mate, very nice indeed. What crimes to the moonrunes at the bottom describe?
>>4738212If something's not to your liking, p-please say
>>4738230>>4738223>What crimes to the moonrunes at the bottom describe?I don't know actually, but it seems to be random romanji versions of words. I see a "death note" there. I used a template.
>>4738232Fair enough mate, figured I ought to ask tho.But seriously, thank you. This is really awesome to see
>>4738239Last one for now, until we have a pic of Silver
>>4738243Cutest cannon ball ever
>>4738245....couldn't Chopper make a Point for specifically getting Gains?
>>4738259SS+gomad don't exist in his world yet
>>4738261BUT THEY COULD!
A-Ahem. Well that took me by surpriseThank you very much for the amazing posters anon!Anyway I think that equates to you trying to calm down Ann?>writing
>>4738243>>4738239>>4738235>>4738232>>4738230>>4738225>>4738212>>4738209Damm anon that rocks, way better than my yakuza edit. it only really worked for silver anyway
>>4738297Don't say that man! Your Yakuza edits still made me giddy like a little girl! Don't sell yourself short! In fact I saved all of them in my fanart folder and you better know that I will use them!
>>4738297Your edit shall be used in every important street fight. Taking off our shirt is a secret technique.
>>4738300Aww shucks ya didn't have to. thanks spooks this truly warms the old ticker.
>>4738297>>4738311Silver Style! Yakuza Shirt!You know he would too, that's the worst/best part.
>>4738297The more the merrier, anon. Let's flood Spooks with loads of fan art and edits!
"Calm down Spider! It was just a harmless little game we played! And besides, he hit me! That means he won!"You pat Will on the head."Good job! You hit the jackpot!""W-Wait I w-won?""Yeap!""SILVER! This is not a game! You just got hurt and almost drowned! If that didn't happen then something else could've! William could've seriously hurt himself! Look I understand your reckless abandon even if I don't approve of it! But he's just a little boy! He needs protection and safety not... whatever that is!""It's called playing with dangerous weapons! But I understand. I made you worry. Sorry Ann! I just wanted our son to grow up big and strong and I thought giving him a moving target would be smart. I promise I won't do it again!"Anns face becomes redder than a cherry and she turns away from you to hold her head and slap herself to make sure she's awake."S-s-s-s-son?!"It looks like she's very flustered because she keeps mumbling to herself for a while before turning back to face you."Ahem. Well I can't condone in a good conscience what you just did. B-But I understand! So I'll overlook this incident! But ONLY if you promise me you'll be more careful in the future!""I promise!""G-Good! Okay William! Let's go and participate in more safe activities. My heart can't take much more excitement like that.""Okay Mother..."Looking a little sad and feeling a little guilty Will is escorted back inside by Ann. You only hope that he won't take this as a sign that he should stop because he honestly made some good progress. But you can't be sure until you see how he digests all of this. As if on queue Marcella approaches you while eating an apple.Crunch crunch."Poor little guy. Tries so hard and ends up shooting his captain the first chance he gets. Oh well. He'll definitely remember that at least."You kinda agree with her. But before you could speak up she bonks you on the head with her fist."OW! What was that for?!""For manipulating the nun like that! And because she didn't hit you for your dumbassery!""I thought you hated her.""I do. But if I don't put you in your place next you'll try pulling that shit on me!""PULL WHAT?""E-Erm. You know. The son part?""Why? Did I not use that wrong? Isn't a son what you call when two people take care of a little boy?"She almost chokes on the apple she's been eating and spends a good minute hacking up bits of fruit that almost went to her lungs. Marcella wipes her face clean and looks at you with clearly visible disgust."Damn! I still underestimate how outlandish you are! You're not fucking with me right now are you?""No.""F-Fuck! Anyway just don't use that word okay? Especially not around strangers! Wouldn't want weird rumors to spread!"
>>4738362>Silver's a wholesome family man>Whitebeard approval +1
>>4738362I knew the our son remark would do the job.>Marcella worried we might try it with her which implies she caresBeuno.>"F-Fuck! Anyway just don't use that word okay? Especially not around strangers! Wouldn't want weird rumors to spread!"Please don't run, teach us what having a son means.God I love Silver being a dumbass....even if we did technically adopt him so its still correct anyways, but wholesomely lewd innuendos are part of the Silver charm.
>>4738362This technically makes Marcy, Hage, and Lyda all mommies in Silver's eyes.Dude's such a chad he has one child with four women. Damn.
>>4738387Can we get a Waaaah, what are we going to do on the bed meme, but with Silver?
>>4738387>>4738391Wait, Marcella is a mobster, we need a reverse Casting Couch Gangbang meme pic too.
"But why though?""W-Well because you don't call someone "son" unless they are your kid!""But Will is a kid and mine.""Not like that you d- Silver! He might be your kid but you did not make him!""Aaaaaaaah! Gotcha. But what do I call him then? Calling him kid once or twice is fine but feels weird.""How should I know? You're the one who decided to bring him along! Call him cabinboy or sniper or kid or whatever! Hell call him by name!""Okay."But as you're thinking about the subject matter something doesn't quite seem to add up. Maybe because you never really thought about it before, didn't have a reason to. Scratching your head you try as hard as you can but can't find an answer to the problem. So you cave in and start tugging at Marcellas shirt."Hey Hook. Can I ask you a question?""Only if it's not stupid.">How do you make a kid?>If it's not okay to call Will son does that mean I can't call you guys family either?>Other?
>>4738403>If it's not okay to call Will son does that mean I can't call you guys family either?Followed by>How do you make a kid?after having a deep discussion first
>>4738403>>If it's not okay to call Will son does that mean I can't call you guys family either?Let him stay pure for a little bit longer...
>>4738403>>If it's not okay to call Will son does that mean I can't call you guys family either?As much as I want to make her choke on air hitting her with the maximum turbowholesome is too good to pass up.
>>4738406Perfect, Will can get his own unwitting harem in due time as well! Which is funny because he will grow up bigger than Silver simply from eating well.>>4738403>If it's not okay to call Will son does that mean I can't call you guys family either?
>>4738408No, we need to wait for all our female members, and likely female opponents for shits and giggles because it will throw them off, or because Silver notices they try to avoid it and he doesn't want to make them uncomfortable.
>>4738420Hmm, makes sense.>>4738408Removing the second part of my vote then.
Okay, not sure if Spooks done running or not, but I wanted to put something out there Ive been thinking about since the end of last thread while we seem to be between posts. So, people were discussing the bullshit that is Conquerors Haki, and its latest uses and apparent necessity, and the problems that might pose for us in the future since we don't have it.I would like to propose a potential solution, now this is all just theoretical bullshit, and I might be wrong on how some of this stuff works, but OP runs on rule of cool and dumb-asses doing the impossible just because they won't let anyone tell them they can't. So hear me out:Silver Style, how current combat style allows us to physically manipulate sound and to a lesser extent vibrations.We also posses the ability to hear the Voice of All Things.What if we combined the two?Now, I'm aware that that Voice isn't actual sound, Silver just sort of conceptualizes it as hearing a voice, but as I stated above, rule of cool, and if Silver thinks of it as a voice, it might be enough for us to manipulate the Voice way we manipulate other sound at the pinnacle of our technique, and since the voice is clearly related to the soul or spirit, this could allow us to pull off Conquerors-esque shenanigans, allowing Silver to manipulate and wield the Voice of All Things as a weapon.Now, I imagine learning to do this kinda bullshit may require us to obtain Armament and Observation Haki, and if not we would atleast need to understand how they work, and it would still takes us a while to figure out. But I think it would be a kick ass way to combine a bunch of Silvers abilities further, and allow us to actually have a chance late game against Yonko tier opponents by having our own way to punch people in their soul, or their soul's dick, as Silver is want to do.
>>4738426wow, that took so long to type I missed an update.
>>4738426Voice of All things seems to be purely a communication method. It doesn't seem to have anything else to do with Conquerors otherwise everyone with Conq could use it.
>>4738426Except we do have conquerors. Spooks just said haki would not be that great for us but that might have changed with the new bit of powercreep.
You've chosen the path of the wholesome. Sex continues to elude Silver>writing>>4738442Iirc I only said that Armament won't be Silver strong suit. And that I like it as a concept just dislike how now everything revolves around "O my armament haki"
>>4738446>Sex continues to elude SilverI'm not too worried. Eventually the sexual tension between Silver and the girls will be so great they just lock him in a room and beat him with sandwiches. That's sex, right?
>>4738452>Fish Tacos you say?>No thanks. I don't do seafood out of respect for my buddy Jaws
>>4738452Well it's sexy at the very least
>>4738452>>4738459You and the jokes are Second Rate
>>4738452I'm pretty sure that's when an Okama offers you a hot dog. Though I think we'd have to ask Sanji.
>>4738519Get back in your lamp, no one will rub you but fat old dudes.
>>4738446To be fair, you've already shown that Silver has CH, and well before Luffy seems to manifest it (I think... I haven't read OP past Enies Lobby).
>>4738533Well Luffy displayed it first 2 or 3 arcs after Enies Lobby if we count Sabaody and Amazon Lily as separate things
You pull up your legs and pull them up to your chest so you can rest your chin on your knees."If I can't call Will son then does that mean I can't call you guys my family either?""A-"Marcella was raising the apple to her mouth when you said that but then she froze with her mouth hanging open."Silver?""I just. I don't have any parents left. Does that mean I'm nobodies son?"Hook is not sure how to respond to that, she's not very good with that sort of stuff. At first she tries to look around for anyone else to call over but then she simply shakes her head and tosses the apple core overboard."Come here!"She put one arm over your shoulder and pulls you in close so she could whisper quietly to you."It's not okay to call strangers your family like that but I won't tell anyone! And I'm sure the others won't either!"Marcella then gives you a little grin."Besides! When did you care about what others think? Come on! Show me that cocky little asshole whose smugness I hate so much! There we go!"She pats you on the back a few more times."Don't think about silly things like that okay? Or if you do we're here. You got that?""Yeah. I get it Marcella!""Did you just- Never mind. Just remember to keep your chin up okay?"With a smile and a nod you respond to Marcella and she lets go of you. Meanwhile Greki who's been watching all this time is looking mighty touched by this display."It sure warms this old heart of mine to witness such companionship once more!""Ah shut it you giant oaf! I don't need you to make this all weird! Anyway how's my bat coming along? And it better not be unusable with your cursed gunk all over it!""Swimmingly. Just give me a little more time and it'll be better than ever. And worry not. Thanks to your captain this curse will mostly be a blessing. If your will is strong enough it shouldn't have any drawbacks at all.""Good!"
As Greki finalizes the work on Marcellas bat he also says his opinion on the matter. Apparently on Elbaf everyone has their own family but at the same time the giants view each other as not just one race but one nation, brothers all. So it's not uncommon for them to have familial relations with people they aren't related with."Remember sonny. You can't pick where you're born. But you can pick who you call family. Now as for you missy, here's your bat."Marcella then takes back her weapon and gives it a few test swings."Not bad not bad! Maybe there is something to this whole curse business!"You keep discussing things with Marcella and Greki for a while and you feel your spirit raising back up. Just in time for one of the doors to burst open as Will rams into it. He seems to be pursued by not just Ann but Lyda and Hagetaka as well, each shouting various things after him."W-WILLIAM! Get back here this instant!""Boy, I did not give you permission to take that. Please return it at once.""W-Will that's dirty! P-Please take it off!" It's now pretty clear that the kid raided not just Anns but everyones drawers and he donned his prized trophies like the mighty hunter he is. As he runs around laughing his ass off you can't help but notice that Marcella is laughing similarly at the whole situation."You're not going after him?""Nah. He doesn't have mine. Must not be interested since I wear boxers.""Really?"You look at Hooks pants and reach into them to pull her underwear out. As you give her a wedgy you get to take a closer look at it."Oh really!""SILVEEEEEEER!"Marcella hits you over the head with her newly reinforced bat and starts kicking the crap out of you while you're on the ground.Greki just watches all this chaos unfold and laughs. He never would've thought that after 250 years of isolation he'd have the honor of joining such a rowdy little bunch. But he's here now and he gets to be a part of all this. But sadly this little moment of joy could not last longer as Will in his run had to stop when his eyes saw something. He quickly took out his looking glass to take a better look at the blob off in the distance."ENEMY SHIP AT THE STARBOARD BOW! We got Marines!"Suddenly everyone stopped what they were doing and you all exchanged a nod. It was time to get back to business.
And now I'd like to cut things off here. But don't worry in a day or two we'll continue like nothing happened.That's Tuesday 15:00 GMTAnyway I thank you all very much for both playing and all the fanart. You are all wonderful!Good night!
>>4738706Thanks for the run, Spooks! Good night!
>>4738706Looking forward to messing with whoever they sent after us.
>>4738706Thanks for the run
>>4738706Thanks for the run, And YARRR ITS TIME TO GET NEW BOOTY.
>>4738699>Checks out Hook's undiesKek
>>4738706>>4738719Speaking of Booty, what's Hook's like? Rest of the girls too for that matter. With aid from this helpful list.
>>4738734Asses are just tits for sitting.
>>4738979LIIIIIIES, ASSES HAVE BEEN THE PRIME WAY TO FIND MATES SINCE TIME BEGAN, WITH TITS GROWING AFTER, IN ESSENSE TITS ARE FAKE ASSES!
>>4738997My my, such anger from so little a statement. Almost as if you are raging against yourself for the truth you hold in your heart. Can you not express yourself honestly and peacefully? Accept the reality.Asses wish they were tits.
>>4739030TITS WISH THEY WERE ASSES, FOR THE ASS WILL ALWAYS BE LINE OF BREEDING AND BIRTH, TITS COME IN SECOND BY THAT FACT ALONE!
>>4739037Foolishness anon. The ass does nothing for childbirth or care. Tits give nourishment. The existence of the ass is simple, for the protection of the lowest piece of the spine. A mass of flesh whose purpose is to be trod upon. Such lacking nobility is reflected by those who worship it.You shall remain as hollow as the hole between your beloved cheeks. I shall be filled with the strength and love of tits.
>>4739056TO CLAIM IT MAY LACK NOBILITY IS SOMETHING ONLY A WORLD NOBLE WOULD SAY, FOR THE ASS IS USED EVERYDAY, AS WITH A NICE ROUND ASS SO TOO ARE WIDE HIPS TOO BARE THOSE CHEEKS! THE BEGINING AND THE END OF CONCEPTION AND BIRTH! Tits are merely the hanger-ons that come after to be used.
>>4739064Truly despicable. Trying to steal the purpose of hips and womb to fill in the void of meaninglessness within you. As with all assfags you need to take in order to feel wanted. Instead of giving like the divine titty.I pity you assman. For your words are as empty as an abyss. It is not too late you let the light of tits into your soul.
>>4739090YOU DARE TRY TO COMPARE MY LOVE OF BOTTOMS TO A MERE ANAL LOVER, YOU DARE IMPLY I'M SOME HOMO?! ASS IS THE ONE FEATURE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME THAT CAN BE TRAINED TO NEVER LOOSE ITS LUSTER, WHILE YOUR TITS WILL DRY UP AND SAG, ASS CAN BE ETERNAAAAAAAL!
>>4739102You cannot win. Two words.Pancake ass.
>>4739116Saggy TitsYour move grandma
>>4739123If ass were so powerful, why is cleavage accepted in public but not asscrack? You cannot contend. Locked away and hidden like all dirty and unwanted things.
>>4739145BECAUSE ASS IS THE TRUE ERO, AND NONE CAN DENY A FAT ASS! Why? TITS ARE SIMPLE TOOLS!
>>4739163Ugh an assman and not even one with class? A fat ass? Not even a big ass but a fat one? Truly you are a peasant. Like a pig used to wallowing in the mud and dirt you are encrusted with filth. There is no more abhorrent existence than an assman who likes 'fat' asses. I thought you were simply a misguided fool. Now I see you are a wretch. Begone, fiend. Or I dunno find an actual titman to argue with.
>>4739233YOU DENY THE SONG OF BOOTY, THE CLAP OF PHAT CHEEKS, DO YOU PRAISE IGNORANCE YOU MONSTER?!>Or I dunno find an actual titman to argue with.You lower yourself to a meme, gg no re
>>4739263I've always been a meme. Because I'm a midriff man.
>>4738734I'm gonna guess E.
>>4738734Probably b or c
>>4738223>What crimes to the moonrunes at the bottom describe?It's the standard "this is a work of fiction, everything is a coincidence" quote.
>>4737998>Jujutsu Kaisenspeaking of... when did you realize you were smooth brained to comprehend what's going on? I don't know if I would just have to reread it and refresh my memory for it to make sense again, but these last 10-20 chapters my eyes just glaze over trying to read it.
>>4739860I uh... I haven't read the mango yet. I was ignoring it mostly because I fell into the pitfall and assumed it was just another run of the mill garbage. BOY was I wrong. JewTube once recommended me a clip of Gojou feeding a dried finger to Itadori and that got me curious. I was instantly hooked. It's SO GOODWill definitely read it sometime but first I want to do the prequel for extra context because it does appear to be relevant>>4739328The true patrician taste>>4738734I'm not even going to touch the meltdown. I will however try to satisfy your curiosity. But I must warn you I'm making this up as I go. Not like I make characters with exact measurements in mind.>Lyda: She's in the worst state. No ass. Flat or A>Marcella: Second t last with a petite C>Hagetaka: A healthy H>Ann: The unquestionable winner with a K bordering on an L
>>4739903Aren't you forgetting SOMEONE... or something?
>>4739908Ah yes, how could we forget...JAWS with that G-SIZED CAKE!
>>4739908No. Technically the rear end of the ship is her ass. It's immeasurable with this chart. It's the size of a buildingF
>>4739903>The true patrician tasteBased
>Ann: The unquestionable winner with a K bordering on an LMade for big fishman cock
>>4739903>MeltdownSomeone has never seen Prison School memes.>Lyda: She's in the worst state. No ass. Flat or AMakes sense, but she can cheat whenever for someone's ass to add to her own.>Marcella: Second t last with a petite CBetter than expected, but just under Sanji's radar.>Hagetaka: A healthy HGood Native girl.>Ann: The unquestionable winner with a K bordering on an LOf course, she needs it for all the children Papa Silver Wants.Now info on the other half.
>>4739912But shouldn't her spirit reflect that fact?
>>4740047>Someone has never seen Prison School memes.I in fact have not. Never watched thatNow let's see.>Lyda: Still the eternal looser with the smallest A cups>Marcella: Tied with Lyda actually. A cups. Maybe B if we're really stretching it. It's at least D according to herself>Hagetaka: This one is a bit tricky. I'd say J. Maybe K>Ann: FDauntless: CThis chart is so weird. Nicor Robin is an O and Hancock is T. What the fuck?Not even post-TS did bewbs get this ridiculousMaybe Rebecca but even she's like an I or a J cup>>4740051That's not how that works. Merry wasn't a goat girl either
>>4740105Pretty sure he's means the Dauntless having some junk in the trunk. Speaking of, what does the literal curse stuff do to her?
>>4740105Also. >Top heavy choco tribal girl>Bottom heavy nun fighting the urge to lewdWe have the best crew
>>4740105i have to get those dick splinters
>>4740286Nothing cures evil like dick. Would Daughtless make a dingy if we knocked her up or a rowboat. ?
>>4740105>Lyda: She's in the worst state. No ass. Flat or ADamn, not even a B huh?A shame, but there's always the possibility she'll fill out just enough to make her the perfect little wife.Or maybe this is just cope and Marcella is the choice for fellas that like petite with a bit of meat on their bones, but I'm willing to place my bets on a long game where everyone grows three sizes and see where the girls are at post time skip.
>>4740333Don't forget. Lydia can trade attributes like Devil Fruits. No reason she can't get someone else's thiccc. Plus she gets to eat real food with us. Poisoned to hell and back, but real food.
>>4740365>No reason she can't get someone else's thiccc.There's also no reason she WOULD ask for someone's thiccc. She's not self-conscious like Marcella. Maybe if one of the bigger girls gets tired of lugging all that weight around, Lydia would do the good girl think and offer to share the load. But that's porn plot level shit I can't see happening outside of a quick joke.>Plus she gets to eat real food with us. Poisoned to hell and back, but real food.That's low key what I'm betting on honestly. Healthy meals and time do wonders for a gal.Especially if she starts to pick up on the crew's traits like she's been doing.She would have never stabbed a needle into someone a few months ago and she's generally getting a bit more fighty and aggressive.Maybe these character changes will bleed into her eating habits?Maybe, as a joke haha, she'll come to start packing away food towers the size she is along side Silver?Maybe this isn't all high-impact copium.Or maybe she's just stunted just like Silver and they'll both be midgets for the rest of their lives?One can only hope for their preferred outcome.
>>4740405Based booty brother.
>>4740333>>4740405man knows what's good
>>4740047Am I losing it or do they all have the exact same body just slightly wider or with spray on abs?
>>4740928What are you talking about? They are clearly-Oh god!
>>4740105>I in fact have not. Never watched thatYou are missing out on fetish bait, the school show.>That's not how that works. Merry wasn't a goat girl eitherthis>>4740245I guess I didn't clarify>>4740333>>4740405>Trips confirm for Slimthicc icon of cute wifeExcellent taste.
>>4739903>I uh... I haven't read the mango yet. I was ignoring it mostly because I fell into the pitfall and assumed it was just another run of the mill garbage. BOY was I wrong. JewTube once recommended me a clip of Gojou feeding a dried finger to Itadori and that got me curious. I was instantly hooked. It's SO GOOD>Will definitely read it sometime but first I want to do the prequel for extra context because it does appear to be relevantAsk someone whose seen the entire anime and is now slowly going through the manga, I recommend watching the anime first, atleast until you finish Episode 7.Thats the Episode that Gojo flexs and shows off his wacky bullshit, which the Prequel spoilers in a kinda meh way imo, so thats my suggestion.
Everyone on the deck goes over to the starboard bow to take a look at the incoming ship but it's just a bit too far away so you have to rely on Will who has the looking glass on hand."Bullseye! What do your tiny child eyes see?""Well they are marines, they have a ship and there is a lot of them. Got a lot of guns too. Guess they didn't like us going to that sunny island.""That's not what I meant! Give it here. Hmmm. They are farther than I thought.""You're holding it backwards.""Ah. OOOOOOOOOOH boy! We got some friends!""Ugh. Don't tell me it's that spider guy again!""NOPE! Even better Hook! It's Hina! Look at her with that pink hair, white coat and serious smoking problem! What is it that she's waving around? Hmmmmm. Anyway yeah that IS a lot of them."As if on cue Toxin comes out from the kitchen wearing his apron and looking mighty pissed."Okay what's going on? Don't tell me-"Then he sees the marines."NO! God no! The roast is almost done and I'm NOT abandoning the soufflé! I wasn't sweating my ass off in the kitchen for that!"He then angrily storms right back in and shuts the door behind him. Guess you won't be able to count on him for this one."Hina? And the weirdos she has in her service? Hmmmmm. Well we handled them once. Should be able to do it again. I mean we are considerably stronger than before."Jaws muses."Then again it doesn't look like they are actually getting any closer to us. I guess we could just go full sails for a while and race them down. Orders captain?">Let them come!>I don't want to upset Gu. Let's leave before things get ugly.>Let's see how fast we can go!>Other?
>>4742656>Let them come!
>>4742656>Let them come!But the moment, the very moment they try to hurt Dauntless its on.
>>4742656>Let them come! I wonder what she is waving?
>>4742656>>Let them come!
>>4742656>I don't want to upset Gu. Let's leave before things get ugly.Never upset the person making your food, goes triple if they know their way with poisons
>>4742672What's he gonna do? Poison the food?
Well it's time for a friendly reunion I guess!>writing
>>4742672As long as we keep them away from the kitchen, or even just off Dauntless and keep the fight on their boat, his roast should be ready and dangerous for us by the time we wrap this up.
"Jaws! Get to the wheel! Take us closer so I can hit them with my sword! But watch it because I don't want them to hit the Dauntless okay?""Roger!""As for everyone else, I'll go ahead then you can follow me as you wish! And remember the most important rule of combat is to have fun!"Murray takes the helm of the ship and steers you towards the incoming marine vessel. Seeing your approach the marines go on high alert and the moment you get within the range of their cannons they start opening fire. And while Murray is a very capable helmsman he's not yet used to the more advanced systems of the ship so he's limited in that regard and can't exactly evade the cannonballs even with the nimbleness and speed of the Dauntless."ANGEL!""Understood."As Murray cries out for her the huntress stands up and grips her spear with both hands. Swinging it as if she's performing tip cuts with the thing she makes the black glass grow outward, enabling her to slice the balls in half mid-air."Keep steady helmsman. I'll ensure we get there unharmed.""Thanks Angel!"Your ship swerves around as it gets closer and closer with an ominous black line whacking any projectile the marines fire at you out of the air. Will sees Hina getting visibly more angry and so he tugs at your suit."I don't think they like us very much.""Ah don't think of it like that! We are old buddies! I'm sure they aren't that mad!"You take the looking glass from Will and start hissing."Oooooh they mad. Maybe they didn't like how we kept messing with their friends. Anyway I'll head over and say hi. You guys can jump over once you manage to latch onto them."Jumping off the ship you transform into a tiny bat and cross the relatively short distance there still is between you and the enemy. After landing in the middle of their ship you transform back into human form and get about five dozen swords and guns pointed at you."Hey fellas!""Cavalier. You saved Hina a lot of trouble by coming here willingly. Put down your weapons and face justice!""No.">Put up your hands instead>Come on Hina! We're friends aren't we?>I just came over to get a rematch with those two clowns. Where are they?>Other?
>>4742744>Come on Hina! We're friends aren't we?Just curious to see where this dialogue is going
>>4742744>Come on Hina! We're friends aren't we?
>>4742744>>I just came over to get a rematch with those two clowns. Where are theyTime for a dance off
>>4742744>Come on Hina! We're friends aren't we?Besides, we already did the justice and saved San Faldo.
>>4742744>Come on Hina! We're friends aren't we? And what about those two clowns? Are they still here?
>>4742744>I just came over to get a rematch with those two clowns. Where are they?
It seems to be a half and half split between Hina and the two goons>writing
"Oh come on! Wasn't San Faldo enough justice for you guys? How ungrateful! Doing your job for you and getting nothing for it! Harumph!""What are you talking about? What did you do at San Faldo?!""Well I don't feel like telling you! But come on Hina! We're friends aren't we? Why you gotta be so mean! You almost hit my precious new ship!""Friends? You have a funny way to phrase things Cavalier!""I thought I was pretty friendly. Didn't sink or steal your ship. Not messing with your guys too much, that sorta thing. But I guess my kindness went unnoticed. Speaking of which where are those clowns? I miss those guys! And we got some unfinished business to take care of!"As you're having your little back and forth with Hina you suddenly hear a really loud shout coming from the big crowd of marines."Oh we are VERY MUCH here!"Two figures jump up and stand on the shoulders of their comrades. Looks like they've been practicing this since they just stand so confidently there."Ta-da! Behold Cavalier! The amazing brothers of passion Fullbody and Jango have returned! Did you think you could just humiliate us like that and leave like nothing happened? Well we're here for a little payback!""That's right! And we've been practicing tirelessly day and night so we could have our vengeance! Your days of wicked dancing are over!"You grin at the two idiots and start cracking your knuckles."Bring. It. ON!"But sadly it looks like you can't really have your fun yet as Hina jumps up and smacks both Fullbody and Jango over the head with a long weapon that kinda resembles a tuning fork."IMBECILES! Hina can't believe this! We finally have Cavaliere Silver in our hands and you fools want to have a dance off with him!""S-Sorry Captain.">Awww. No dancing? That's okay. I'm fine with violence too>Come on, no need to be mean with them>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anyway>Other?
>>4742867>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anyway
>>4742867>>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anywayIf they win, we tell them about San FaldoWhen we win, we tell them about the Revolutionaries. Smugly!And yes Hina, we're damn well friends. You gave us a treasure map! Only real friends would do something like that for a pirate they just met
>>4742867>Come on, no need to be mean with themAfter we show our moves off to Jango and Fullbody we can deal with Hina.
>>4742867>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anywayHey! Your crew has been looking forward to this! What kind of captain would crush their dance off dreams like that?
>>4742867>Come on, no need to be mean with them
>>4742867>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anyway>Other?"I learned this word last week, ARE YOU A GIVE ENOUGH SISTER TO BRING IT HINA?!
>>4742889This too, give them the bait.
It's time to give them all the FUNK>3d10 best of 3, dc 17, crit 22>writing
Rolled 6, 8, 5 = 19 (3d10)>>4742949
Rolled 1, 7, 1 = 9 (3d10)>>4742949
Rolled 5, 1, 9 = 15 (3d10)>>4742949Let's GO!
Not perfect but you'll still be able to keep up with Jango and Fullbodys dynamic duo
Rolled 10, 9, 7 = 26 (3d10)>>4742949Well first time rolling here. Lets see what happens.
>>4742959Holy shit anon! Make sure you roll more often!
>>4742959Good roll, anon, good roll!Shame on me for rolling before you
Gotta dick Hina down so hard she stops referring to herself in the third person. Or hit her in the head until she stops. Whichever would be more effective.
"Come on Hina! They were looking forward to this! What kind of a heartless captain am I calling friend?""You are not friends with Hina.""W-We're not friends?"A wicked smile runs across your face."But what about our son Hina? What about our SON?""Wuh-WHAT?!""T-The captain having an affair with a pirate? Impossible!"The marines are beginning to murmur among themselves but they are clearly pissed by this."OY! WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY PIRATE! Our pure hearted and lovely captain wouldn't even TOUCH your filthy kind unless it was required!""That's right that's right! SHUT UP!"Looks like they were sufficiently angered. That gave you enough of an opportunity to slip out of their big ol' circle and allowed you to motion Jango and Fullbody to come at you, which they do happily. After tossing a few stragglers aside you give yourselves enough room to throw down in and you take off your suit but leave the shirt on."Alright! Let's do this!""Don't get too cocky Cavalier! We've been practicing every day for this one moment! Now behold! The fruits of our labor and our brotherly love! COME ON JANGO! Let's do our combination attack!""Yes brother let's do this! Our perfect technique!""Ooooooh! A combination attack?! I wanna see!"Jango takes out his weapon which he used to hypnotize you once before and he starts swinging it around once more."Hmmmmmmmmm! Look into the ring and listen to my voice! When I say the words you will start dancing until you drop! One! TWO-"At this moment Fullbody raises his own hands and begins chanting his own stuff."Jango and Fullbody! Perfect Hypnosis!""JANGOOOOO!""HEY! YOU'RE JUST COVERING HIS EYE SO HE DOESN'T HYPNOTIZE HIMSELF! THAT'S NOT A COMBINATION ATTACK!"But no matter how much you may dislike that fact there is still a big problem to deal with. Namely that your legs are tapping the deck against your consent and your hips are starting to sway while their bodies are still under their own control. Shit. This will give them a significant advantage."Now Jango! Do the other thing!""Of course!"Jango begins his hypnosis trick again."When I say the words we'll fight AND DANCE beyond our limits until this pirate filth is taken care of! One! TWO-""But you used to be a pirate as well.""JANGO!"The two guys beef up as their muscles expand unnaturally and they look at you while flexing."Aw yeah! So Cavalier! What do you have to say about that?!""Kek! That's what I've been... WAITING FOR!"
Taking a deep breath you shout so it could be heard all the way at the Dauntless."BULLSEYE! PLAN DEEEEEEEEEEE!"Upon hearing your order the little buy hurried down to the cargo hold where you stashed some of the loot you acquired in San Faldo including but not limited to a bunch of funny little sea shells that you had big plans for. The several surplus den den mushi on the ship have been repurposed and strewn about the whole deck with one kept down that transmits a signal to all the rest. Will took one of the seashells to that transmitting snail and pressed the apex of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prc0BbVGg48&t=176sMusic starts blasting from the Dauntless as they come in closer to which you synchronize your movements. Jango and Fullbody try their best to match you in dancing combat but they failed to account for the tiny detail that they were not the only ones who've been practicing not just for this occasion but in general too. As they try to beat you down they have to realize that not only is your dancing on par with them but your sheer strength far exceeds theirs when you manage to take one of Fullbodies punches to the face and don't take any damage despite his brass knuckles."Argh! Tough little bastard!"You spit up some blood onto the ground after that hit and smile."Of course! I've been fighting people who are not weenies like you!"As Fullbody pulls back Jango goes in with his little circular blade. He doesn't have any more luck than his friend because he's a lot less focused on direct combat and that little physical boost is not going to help him much on that front. But that doesn't change the fact that you are still locked in this perpetual dance and can't seem to break free of it while they are free wail on you. Oh well, guess it's time to call in the boys!With a sharp whistle you invite your crew and they make their way to you. Angel, Hook and Spider jump aboard and stand beside you while you continue your endless dance."Sup Silver?""W-Why are you dancing?""He was hit by hypnosis. Try not to get hit by it you holy wench!""Hmph. I wouldn't fall for something so cheap you thug. Anyway Silver how should we proceed?">Make sure the small fry can't intervene with my fight>Go nuts!>Help me! I can't outdance two of them!>Other?
>>4743072>Make sure the small fry can't intervene with my fight
>>4743011>What about our son?!Setup, meet Payoff. Spooks you clever bastard>>4743072>>Go nuts!...>>...But>>Make sure the small fry can't intervene with my fight!
>>4743072>>4743072>Make sure the small fry can't intervene with my fight
Awwww. No dancing with the girls. ShameVery well>3d10+3 best of 3, dc 19, crit 24>writing>>4743103Hmmmm that Buggy looks like he does cocaine
Rolled 3, 5, 6 + 3 = 17 (3d10 + 3)>>4743183Glad you like it.
Rolled 3, 10, 10 + 3 = 26 (3d10 + 3)>>4743183
Rolled 1, 2, 3 + 3 = 9 (3d10 + 3)>>4743183
Rolled 9, 1, 8 + 3 = 21 (3d10 + 3)>>4743183
>>4743193This can not be real holy shit!
>>4743209Silver does not need backup dancers.... But he does require a whole lot of pyrotechnics
>>4743193Mother Ann is proud
>>4743214i am more of a 24-hour Cinderella
Rolled 7, 12, 96 = 115 (3d100)>>4742949
>>4743218But Anon. Silver IS the pyrotechnics.
"Go start breaking stuff! And make sure you set it on fire too! I need some pyrotechnics!""Roger~!"The girls all nod and go ahead with their preplanned rampage while Will is taking potshots from the Dauntless. They should be able to occupy the fodder long enough for you to wrap things up with these two. To their credit they are trying their best, it's just that their best isn't much. Their attacks would only deal any significant damage if you were caught off guard or sleeping, neither of which is very likely. Their attacks are pretty basic and Jangos boost doesn't do nearly enough to make them threatening. So you bust out your brisk, fancy dance moves and take them for a spin.When Fullbody throws another punch you grab his fist and twirl him around before slamming him into the deck so hard he falls down to the floor below."Silver Style: Funky beat!""Y-You just made that up!""Maybe! But hey it's my style! I do what I want!"You dance over to Jango and get on the floor before him where you proceed to spin around on your back and kick the crap out of him which he doesn't appreciate. And funnily enough as he looses consciousness you also stop feeling the urge to keep dancing. After standing up you check that yes, you are indeed in control of your movements once more. Pretty cool. Some marines question how is that possible since Jangos hypnosis persists whether he's awake or not to which you simply reply with: "Well he said dance till you drop. And I just dropped on my back so-"Apparently not having the mental faculties necessary to resist hypnosis also have the handy side effect of you being able to misinterpret their commands by a wide margin. Handy.With those two idiots taken care of the only person on board who would pose any challenge to you is Hina herself. But strangely enough she seems to be ignoring you as she's much more keen on focusing on her own crew. And that den den mushi in her hand."PUSH THEM BACK! You! Keep the wheel steady! GOD DAMN IT! How much longer? Where are they?! I swear if that Smoker-kun gave me wrong info I'll have his head!"But finally she does notice you."Cavalier.""Hey Hina! Ready to party now?""So those two only lasted this long? What have you done to them?""Oh not much. Gave them the same treatment as the Revolutionaries at San Faldo.""W-What?!""They didn't tell you? Man. You know it hurts, it really does. I go out of my way to not mess with you guys for a change and you don't even thank me for it."Hina then puts away her transponder snail and spits out the cigarette in her mouth before pulling down her shades and readying that strange pipe like weapon in her hand."Well it looks like Hina will have to do the hard work again. But Hina hopes you won't run away like last time!"You simply stick out your tongue at her.>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!>That's exactly what I'm planning! Oh girls! Let's go!>Other?
>>4743315Tough talk from the loser off that fight. Lets see if your any stronger now Hina!
>>4743315>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!
>>4743315>"W-What?!"I do love the fact that this one word, this one beautiful word keeps coming up as the single most common reaction for anyone who isn't used to him talking to Silver. And it puts a smile on my face every god damn time. Now it sounds to me like they've got a trap or something all cleverlike going on... And I'm curious to see what they're planning sooo>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!That and she did call us out. You can't not face someone when they call you out, unless its funny. Then its ok
>>4743315>>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!
>>4743315>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!>Prepare to pound her into the ground.
Okay! Time to dance with Hina now!>writingAnd uuuuh... last roll for now>3d10+3 best of 3, dc 24, crit 28
Rolled 6, 8, 3 + 3 = 20 (3d10 + 3)>>4743383
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d10 + 3)>>4743383ded
Rolled 7, 4, 9 + 3 = 23 (3d10 + 3)>>4743383Wait fuck I'm retarded hold on.Let me try again, Heres my old one.>>4743389
Rolled 8, 3, 6 + 3 = 20 (3d10 + 3)>>4743383
Rolled 3, 8, 5 + 3 = 19 (3d10 + 3)>>4743383
These rolls are so cursed...
Rolled 8, 8, 2 + 3 = 21 (3d10 + 3)>>4743399No this is cursed
Rolled 2, 2, 9 + 3 = 16 (3d10 + 3)>>4743407 Anon, how can you call that cursed when this is what a real curse looks like
Whew. I expected a failure but these are so close that I actually feel bad.Oh well, at least it's fitting for the situation
Rolled 8, 7, 7 = 22 (3d10)>>4743399.....testing if it is my fault for being interested in the thread.
"Pffft. Big talk from the one who lost that fight! Prepare to get groundpounded once more!"With a flex you charge her and brace yourself for whatever new shenanigans she has in store for you. But much to your surprise she tightens her glove with her teeth and slams her forearm into your chest. As expected her arm goes right through you and locks you in an iron cage of sorts. This you did not expect. It's literally the same thing as last time. You are so caught off guard by this that you have to stop to laugh at her."What? Come on! Really?""Yes. Really.""I mean last time I broke out of this. Remember? Man you're dumber than I am! I bet I could get out of this even without my fruit this time!"As you stand there gloating Hina charges you with a speed she previously did not display and smashes the flat tip of her weapon into your throat. This, even more surprisingly managed to hurt you. A lot. You feel the need to cough as she continues to press the thing into you while she's shoving you against a wall."Then do it.""G-Gah! S-Seastone?!""So you encountered it before. Hina had this commissioned after your little escape. It left quite a mark on Hinas reputation as the Black Cage. But now that is about to change.""H-He-"As you gasp for help Hina does a few motions. First she swipes her hand across your face, sealing your mouth with more of her lock, then with a sweeping kick she binds your legs as well. Though she did let go of your throat for that last one it was only for a fraction of a second and she pinned you to the ground right afterwards. You feel your strength draining rapidly and without your devil fruit to pull you out of this it appears you're in quite a pickle this time.But just as you start to panic your guardian angel(s) swoop down and remind the marine of the fact that pirates operate in crews. With a massive spider tackle followed up by a heavy baseball smack and finally a glassy spear Hina is pulled away from you."GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU BITCH!"The three girls shouted.Ann then picks you up and throws you on her back."Are you alright Silver?""MMMMMMMMM!""Hey! Churchslut! Take him back to the ship! We'll cover you!"The helpful nun jumps onto the Dauntless with her mighty legs and Angel carries Marcella back once you're out of there."MURRAY! GET US OUT OF HERE!"Marcella shouts.
>>4743455Well now Silver has an excuse to be miffed. She did the same thing twice! LAME. What a one trick pony. Loser. Stupid dummy boring head. Next time we should just rip up part of the deck and throw it at her. Harumph.
As the Dauntless is steered away from the navy vessel and you're freed of the seastone tipped weapons debilitating effect you can transform into a bat and raise your body heat to the point where Hinas cage simply melts off your body. Though you do rip the mouthpiece off to voice your objection faster."Hey! What gives?! Take us back I'm not done yet!""Oh yes you are! What was that?""I was just caught off guard that's all.""Oh no no no! Getting caught off guard is eating a sucker punch! You dumbass got caught! HARD! Who knows what else that bitch has in store JUST for you?""No! Put me back! I'm not done!""Calm down! Both of you!"Jaws shouts from the helm."Marcella is right! We should get out of here! I got a bad feeling about this.""What's wrong Jaws?""The marines are acting weird! Even when you boarded them they were more concerned with the Dauntless. They kept pushing us around. And now they aren't even bothering to chase us! Something's up I can feel it!""Erm, have you seen the large fires Jaws? I think the girls did a number on them-"As soon as you finish that however you hear Will shouting at the top of his lungs."SHIP! PORTSIDE!""I knew it. This was a pincer maneuver! They wanted to trap us. Good thing we got out when we did. William! How many of them are there?""J-Just one. But it's not the Marines. It looks like a pirate ship.""What?"Hearing all this you turn back to look at the navy guys and focus your ears on them. Amidst all the chaos you manage to pick out Hinas voice."Finally. They are here after all. Quick! We must push the Silver Pirates up to them!"As Will tries to get a better look of the incoming ship he suddenly becomes pale and starts shivering."G-Guys! W-We should run! NOW!""What's wrong Bullseye?""T-These aren't just pirates! THIS IS THE KUJA PIRATES!"Now everyone else is loosing their minds."SHIT! THAT WAS THEIR PLAN?! A FUCKING SHICHIBUKAI?! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!"Marcella is practically eating her nails and ripping her hair out as she speaks.>A shichibukai huh? (Go towards them)>Turn the ship around and go through the marines. That should be easier>Okay! Let's try to squeeze between them and run away!>Other?
>>4743455>Using seastoneThat's cheating! How would you like it if we just sunk your boat instead, huh? That kind of "makes sense" nonsense just isn't fair
>>4743485>A shichibukai huh? (Go towards them)Oh boy, time to cuck luffy I guess
>>4743485>A shichibukai huh? (Go towards them)No breaks on this train. Lets make friends.
>>4743490Remember why she fell for Luffy? We haven't killed any Celestial Dragons mate, and Jaws is far to young to have sailed with Tiger fisher (he struck me as being more of Jones' generation). Best chance for that is her noticing our back and putting one and one together. She would. Still, how in the actual hell did they manage to get Hancock to help hunting us down... Well played Sengoku, whatever the fuck you did. >>4743485>A shichibukai huh? (Go towards them)This is not the right call. But it is the Silver thing to do unless the crew manages to restrain us and run away like the mostly sane people they are, we're annoyed and rearing for a fight and we know Luffy crushed one of those guys.
>>4743487We should say it too, ask Hina why she wouldn't dance fairly like her crew.
>>4743485Say something nice for silver soulmate>A shichibukai huh? (Go towards them)
>>4743503Well Hina is a woman, Tsuyu probably had a hand as well getting Hancock's help.
>>4743504>fairlyJust let silver job with a little dignity, it's not like he fights fair either.
>>4743510Ok, yea. I could maybe see it, yea.Still I like this, this is not what I expected but its definitely the kind of sledgehammer one would imagine after what we told Garp. But yea, that's about as big a gun they can reasonable throw our way. Fuck me but this is getting good!
>>4743505>JAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK>I THOUGHT SEX WOULD BE FUN JACK BUT IT WASN'T>LINLIN WAS DISGUSTING JACK!>AND NOW I HAVE A KID TO WORRY ABOUT!>A KID THAT KEEPS PRETENDING TO BE THE MAN THAT ALMOST CUT MY BELLY OPEN JAAAACK!
>>4743510Tsyru*>>4743515Its not anyone else can't cheat, we just cheat harder. Usually by punching harder while screaming.>>4743523Now the question is, are we so pure and stupid that we ignore Hancocks bullshit?>>4743532Being Kaido is suffering, especially since he doesn't understand its his daughter and not his son. Kaido strikes me as equally stupid as Luffy and Silver, just more depressed.
>>4743541>Now the question is, are we so pure and stupid that we ignore Hancocks bullshit? I am fairly sure that silver still can feel attraction, he just don't know what its. so the bullshit should work
>>4743556Damn, I figured it might be purely lustful thoughts, but its been so long I forgot.
>>4743560I think it was "Impure thoughts". So yeah I think it is lust
>>4743565Oh thank god, Silver is too stupid to know what that is and none of the girls are willing to break the stalemate by telling him.
Oh boy. Time to tangle with the Kujas>writing>>4743566Would you believe me that was actually the purpose of that vote about asking Marcella about what sex is? Yes. It was a trap
>>4743568Jesus you are a devious bastard. Have Silver's spirit animal.
>>4743568Trap thwarted by wholesomeness. And unlike Goofy, we'll totally beat the shit out of Hancock for trying to beam us. Or just call her a weenie and leave because she won't just fight normally.Hm. What the hell are we gonna do? Even the anons don't know.
>>4743575Dance competition to prove GOOD Pirates know how it goes.
>>4743505Nice hair. Do more squats.
>>4743575>Beat the hell out of HancockYea... I don't see that working out. At all. Honestly if we don't end up with having one or more limbs turned to stone and shattered I'll count it as one hell of a win.
>>4743575>And unlike Goofy, we'll totally beat the shit out of Hancock for trying to beam us. Or just call her a weenie and leave because she won't just fight normally.She can still beat the shit out of Silver with her legs and still turn Silver to stone like she did against the marines and Smoker in Marineford.
>>4743575She is at least jimbe level silver is really going turn in jack in this pace
>>4743593Like she did against, and oneshotted, pacifistas at Marineford. One shooted. Pacifistas. That should be a very good indication of exactly how much of a chance we do *not* have, not that it'l stop us. Yea, "not crippled" is about the win condition I foresee here
>>4743606well what doesn't break you makes you stronger, and we are in one piece so the quote is literally true
"Harumph! Not only are they cheating they are bringing friends as well! Oh well just gotta teach them a lesson as well!""SILVER NO!""What? The marines aren't following us. But I bet these won't let us leave. So we gotta disable them""As much as I hate to say it Silver is right. Fast ship or not this is a Shichibukai we are talking about. We can't count on something like that."Murray steps up."I'll go with him. Silver distracts them while I break their rudder. That should buy us enough time.""Oh yeah good thinking Murray! But who's going to steer the ship until then HUH?!""You will Marcella.""M-Me?""Just try to stay as far away from both ships as possible. Come on Silver let's go!""YEAH!"Taking the usual approach you take to the skies while Jaws jumps into the water and starts swimming. But as soon as you get to the ship of the Kuja Pirates you hear Murray talking underwater."Holy shit! SILVER! Change of plans! They got Yuda Snakes pulling their ship! I'll come aboard and try to take them out."You don't really get it since a fishman is supposedly the strongest underwater. So these snakes must be really bad news if he wants to abandon that advantage.After getting closer you notice their crew which is entirely comprised of beautiful, half naked women. But what's more important is that they are apparently blind too since they don't notice you arriving which is lucky. Both you and Jaws manage to get on board and only after your presence became very apparent do they start panicking."EVERYONE! WE'VE BEEN BOARDED!"A lot of the pirates begin to scramble in a manner you can only describe as odd. They come running from all over the place, as if they weren't ready for battle. Once you have weapons pointed at you yet again you hear an assertive voice speaking up."What is the meaning of this? What are MEN doing on my ship?""Hmmmmm. So you're the boss. Aren't you guys with the marines?""Did this male just speak up?""Snake Princess! We just spotted a black ship off in the distance with a marine ship chasing after it!""Ah, I see. Those worthless world government dogs had the audacity of using us. Do they think we'll take care of their trash just because they are leading them here? Well... I'll make sure they pay for their insolence.""Wow. What go stuck up her butt?""A-A-A-A-A-""Jaws? What's wrong?""Ah fuck. I forgot about that. GULP. That's the P-Pirate Empress Boa Hancock. The worlds most beautiful woman. Oh why did I not remember that? My heart might not be able to take it."Completely disregarding both of you the black haired lady orders her subordinates."Kill these two. Then we go on to the rest."
And that is it for now. Tune in next time when we have a nice meeting with the Kuja pirates and their... lovely leaderHave a good night!
>>4743685Thanks for the Run Spooky, hope you have a good one as well
>>4743682>kill>when they were completely exposed to attack because they don't pay attentionShiiiiiiIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEET. This crew is about as good at their job as an egg is at teaching calculus. And about as useful as my analogies. What a joke.
>>4743685Thanks for the run
>>4743685Thanks for running Spooks, and damn you for the cliffhanger!Shits getting very, very, real and I can see this going wrong in so very, very, many ways. Good show setting up that tension.
>>4743682I like how all of our women crewmates aren't here to assist. Jaws is gonna turn to stone and we are going to be all on our own.
>>4743740With MUDEROUS intent after seeing our buddy turn rock solid. Look forward to the Silver Lining. We might get a new form idea out of it.
>>4743685Spook we must utilize the Kuja's greatest weakness, we must do the Yakuza shirt rip and assume our new battle form Silver Style: Stripper Stand!
>>4743812What if we strip and dance, WHILE SETTING THE SHIP ON FIRE?!
>>4743682>"The worlds most beautiful woman?" Hand on chin "i am not seeing it? she is pretty average looking"
>>4743740Oh Jaws is totally turning into stone, but it seems like we'll be able to take out most of the goons before Hancock realizes she has to get involved.
>>4743936Not joking or meming but she do look pretty average
>>4743936>>4743956In a world where 90% of woman are solid 9s with the odd 4 here and there
>>4743973Nah Nami and all the chicks like her are 4s. Big Mom on the other hand
>>4744040Honestly kind of this like the fairytale guy but he took it to a weird extreme. Like the weird people are one of the few that dont look like clones
>>4743936>>4743956Lets acknowledge this in story both true and feels Ic and that luffy energy we have >>4744040>>4744247What you say fellow based?
>>4743936Kek it feels ic too, I am voting for this in the next run.
Okay. So I think I'll be able to run on the 15th again. Around the usual time
>>4745494See you tomorrow.
>>4743936The butthurt from her flunkys will resound all across the grand line.
Just as the order was given the amazonian women readied their bows and began firing on you. Sensing the imminent danger you leap into action and start whacking the things out of the air and struggling to do so. These are all coated in that Haki stuff it seems which makes this a royal pain in the ass. Meanwhile instead of helping you Murray is trying to reason with the enemy."Wait wait wait wait wait! I SAID WAIT! We're not enemies! This is all a big misunderstanding! We thought you were with the marines and came to attack us! That's why we boarded your ship! Please there's no need for this! We can just leave!""Erm Jaws? Less talking more helping please!"But despite your objections it seems that the fishmans word has reached their captains ear as she raised her hand and the ladies around you stop firing for a moment. She sighed and looked down at Jaws with clear contempt."How ridiculous. Do you think you can leave this place alive after daring to step on my ship? You should know what that means, challenging a Shichibukai that is.""Look we didn't come to fight! We just wanted to slow down your ship so we could run away! But if you're not here on behalf of the marines then we don't have to fight!""Sigh. Is it still talking? Get rid of it so we can go on with destroying their ship. Then we'll teach those marines a lesson as well for daring to exploit us like this. Need to put them in their place."Finally you had enough of this jibber jabber and stomp on the boat."OY! UGLY!""Hmmmm? Who's that one talking to?""You. Ugly. Why you gotta be like that?"The air on the ship freezes for a solid minute and things only thaw out when the black haired woman starts muttering again."W-What?!""S-SILVER! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?""Look I don't know who you are, only that you are like one of those weenie pirates like Jimbo who work for the Marines. But you can't be this dumb! He just said we would leave! Why be so butthurt about it?""HOW DARE YOU?!"Suddenly the whole ship erupts in a furious roar as all of her underlings and the two big girls next to her get SUPER MAD for some reason."YOU SCUM! NOBODY CAN TALK TO THE SNAKE PRINCESS LIKE THAT! PRINCESS ALLOW US TO KILL THIS WRETCH FOR YOU!"Well they are mad but at least they aren't attacking you. Yet. Maybe you can use this.>Anyway if you wanna fight that bad then get down here and throw down!>Well if you want to be like that then fine. I'll just mop the floor with your people first>Look I'm being nice about this. Can't we just talk through this like adult pirates?>Other?
>>4747396>Anyway if you wanna fight that bad then get down here and throw down!
>>4747396>>Anyway if you wanna fight that bad then get down here and throw down!Cracks knuckles and signs the will. Because I can't see Silver doing anything else... At least until someone beats some sense and caution into us.
>>4747396>Yo average lady whats your name beacuse i am not going to call you princess.I kind of want to call her hamhook or hamhock, Handy, hamcock, hand cock
>>4747396>>Anyway if you wanna fight that bad then get down here and throw down!
Well that is decidedly one sided>writing
>>4747416I hear you, but names have something of a value for Silver... I dunno, we don't actively dislike her enough to step down a level that (for us) means a lot more then your average person.
You smash your fist into your hand and smile."Alright Ham- uh... Hand-cock? Hammock? Uuuh that's a weird one. Whatever. Anyway get your ass down here so I can kick it nice and good!"BONK"SILVER!""OW! What?""You can't just say that!""What? Why? She's being mean and she wants to be an enemy! I have every right to do this!""NOOO! She's Boa Hancock! She's the most beautiful person in the world! Think of what that would mean!""Well I don't see what's the big deal! I mean look at her! Everywhere we traveled we saw pretty ladies! Prettier than her I should say! Hell don't tell me she's nicer than our crewmates! She's a 7 out of 10 at BEST!"At that moment Murray grabs you by the collar and lifts you up."Listen here! I'm willing to let a lot of things slide! But I'm not going to just let you beat her up and ruin her okay?""Oh come on Jaws we don't have time for your lady obsessions right now!"As you're having an argument in front of the enemy Boa Hancock can't help but helplessly lean back on her snake throne and cover her eyes in disgust and shame. The two larger ladies beside her who are apparently her sisters look at her with great concern."Sister! Are you alright?""N-No! The short one! I want to have his tongue cut out and fed to Bacura!""Don't worry sister! We'll take care of it!"The green haired one reassured her before shouting orders at their crew."Did you hear that? These MEN dared to insult the great Snake Princess! Are you just going to let this stand?!""NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"Suddenly your bickering had to be stopped as the enemy got their bearings and now they are ready to unleash some hurting on you. Feeling the imminent danger you shout at Murray to get down and shove him away as those accursed arrows swoop past you right where your fishy buddy was standing a moment ago. Some simply fly towards the sea but a few manage to hit the railing and blow it to bits, just like how a cannonball would've. The scary amount of destruction is enough to make you ignore your quarrel and helps you focus as you dust yourselves off."Well it looks like they don't want to fight fair. You okay Jaws?""Y-Yeah. But what was that?""It's apparently called Haki. It's the stuff the marines have been using. They have it too.""Oh. Good. Then that means it's not the spirit of Justice or some other crap only marines could use. Good to know! So... guess we have to do this then.""Yeap. Unless you got another idea.""No. Their ship doesn't have a rudder I could break thanks to those darn snakes."You tighten your fists and Murray takes out his anchor.>Then let's beat up their crew!>Can you do something about the snakes while I dance with them?>Hey Jaws! Hold these up while I go for the big fish!>Other?
>>4747478>Can you do something about the snakes while I dance with them?
>>4747478>Hey Jaws! Hold these up while I go for the big fish!
>>4747478>Then let's beat up their crew!we really dont spend time with our crew in the middle of combat. lets use some neat combo moves with our favorite fishman
>>4747478>Then let's beat up their crew!
>>4747484Changing to >Can you do something about the snakes while I dance with them?
>>4747478>>Then let's beat up their crew!
>>4747498Changed because if Murray stay here he probably is going to be turned in stone
>>4747503And you think the giant "Scare away all of the monsters in the calm belt" snakes are safer?Then again we don't know that, so good call
>>4747478>Then let's beat up their crew!Little warm up. For the dice, not for Silver.
>>4747506Safer than the one hit attack ? Yes. And jaws is dunno how many times stronger when fighting in water.
Time to double team things with Murray. But this may have been the wrong choice>writingOh and if you would>3d10+1, because Jaws is holding you back now best of 3, dc 17, crit 23
Rolled 8, 8, 3 + 1 = 20 (3d10 + 1)>>4747519
Rolled 8, 8, 9 + 1 = 26 (3d10 + 1)>>4747519
Rolled 5, 4, 3 + 1 = 13 (3d10 + 1)>>4747519
>>4747519>>4747522TIME TO BEAT SOME HOES WITH OUR BRO
>>4747522Well looks like I still got it.
>>4747522What is this like an instant power of friendship power boost? The hell man.
Rolled 7, 6, 5 + 3 = 21 (3d10 + 3)>>4747519>>4747522sweet
"Hmmmm? Why not? What's wrong with the snakes?""Those are Yuda. Nasty little critters. One of the very few things that actively prey on Sea Kings.""Like us?""No. They can and do eat the big ones found in the calm belt. Their poison is just that strong.""I see. Well then guess the only thing left for us to do is to beat these up!"Murray shuts his eyes for a moment and takes a deep breath."Unfortunately you're right. I don't think they'll let us leave that easily. But I got to ask something from you.""Oh come on-""I'm serious! Do NOT injure them!""Okay okay! If that's what it takes then sure! Are you ready then or what?""Yeah!"Both of you raise your fists as more arrows come flying towards you and spring into action. Murray throws you into the crowd like a cannon ball and he runs after you with his anchor spinning around. One big upside of this whole "Haki" thing is that it toughens whatever it coats to a ridiculous degree, even normally quite easy to break arrows. So you use this little quirk to snatch arrows fired at you and throw them back at the enemy. Normally they'd snap right as you gripped them but this way they can easily be used against the enemy. Even Murray realizes this handy little advantage and he doesn't really hold back his swings either, knowing that the amazons are perfectly capable of blocking his attacks and he only has to stop once they are knocked out. Meanwhile you stay your hands and don't throw a single punch, opting instead to simply throw their own ammunition back at them. It's surprisingly effective and lets you keep your promise to Jaws. As you do this however you realize an odd little quirk of the amazonian weapons. Namely that they are ALL some weird snakes. Not covered in snakes or having snake motifs. No, they use literal living snakes with a string between their tail and neck as bows. Finding that particularly neat you try to get a hold of one and snatch one from the Kuja Pirates but get unexpected results."OW!"When trying to take one the snake reacted violently and bit your hand. After which the lady using it twirled the snake around which turned into a staff she could beat you with. As she pushes to tail of the snake into your gut however she finds you not budging an inch which is the moment she realizes things aren't as under their control as they thought."Heh! My turn!"You hold the snakes tail with your hand and with the other reach for Parley to smack her over the head with. She tries to cover herself with haki but your bonking has so much weight to it she still gets knocked unconscious.
Using your rifle as a club you start brutalizing the Kuja with remarkable ease as their morale starts tanking."D-Didn't he get bitten by one of the snakes? How is he still able to move like that?"You overhear one of them.Meanwhile Murray is swinging his anchor around smashing it into the little snakes and even with his monstrous strength he's unable to fully break them. But his reletnless smashing is enough to exhaust the lady pirates enough that they can no longer fight and so once one of them crumbles he can safely move onto the next. He's not as dextrous as you but so he's not able to hit all arrows out of the air and he eats a few of them. Thankfully his thick skin and prodigious muscles afford some protection against them."God what is with these snakes?""Told you! They use that weird Haki! Even their snakes are covered in it!""Tch. How bothersome!"He says as he rips an arrow out of his shoulder and crushes it in his palm."T-They are monsters! And they know about Haki?!""Heh. Don't think you're the only ones with that ability. We have enough experience fighting people like you!"Murray gloats, further demoralizing the Kujas. He then swings his anchor hard enough to send one of them flying, though with their haki it doesn't do much damage. As the wounded and tired pirate climbs up the stairs to the commanders she looks up at the three main officers and starts begging them for help."Please great Gorgon Sisters! These men are too strong! I-I don't think we can handle them!"Boa Hancock stands up from her snake chair and lifts the chin of the wounded pirate up."Do not worry. You did well my brave warrior! We'll protect you."As the pirate looks up with dreamy eyes she starts muttering the title of the snake princess before getting a rude awakening."Mero Mero Mellow!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYOf5DPBX8IHancock forms a heart shape out of her hands and points it at the lady. A strange beam shoots out of her hand which then turns her helpless victim into stone."We do not tolerate failure. Either win or go down fighting!"With a gentle shove she sends the statue down the flight of stairs leading up to her throne. All eyes turn to the statue as it's about to hit the ground. But before any impact could be heard a loud wooshing sound washes over the ship and a white shade stops the stone from breaking apart. With the statue secured in your hand you look up with pure, unadulterated disgust."Hey... She's your crewmate.""So?""She's one of you..."Hancock brushes a lock of hair behind her ear and smiles."And? Girls! Do you have any problem with what I just did?"Suddenly the Kuja pirates become obsessed with their eyes turning into hearts. They keep repeating that of course not, and that she can do whatever she wants with them."See? No matter what I do I will always be forgiven because I'm beautiful!"
We're stealing Luffy's moment and I have no problem with that.
>>4747665Hey if you didn't crit this would've transpired VERY differently
You put the statue down and start slowly cracking your knuckles to relieve some tension while Hancock is looking down at you. She's looking down so much in fact she bent backward and is now looking up."Now! Release Bacura! I tire of the sight of this male!"A cage opens up on the deck and out of it jumps a massive black panther with razor sharp teeth. The beast seems to be well trained but hungry as it ignores all the Kujas and moves onto the one person not on the Pirate Empress' crew. Namely you. But as he gets close and attempts to bite your head off you reach out with your hand, grab it by the throat and smash it into the floor hard enough for it to crash through several levels until it hits the very bottom of the ship. There is a strange silence that falls on the ship as you look up."You're next!""T-This savage is threatening the Snake Princess!""Y-Yeah! So what if he beat Bacura with brute force?! Let's kill him!"As you stare down Hancock the crowd around you gets wild for a while, at least until a small hurricane of steel breaks them apart in the form of Murray."Sorry ladies. But I can't let you get in his way now. It's for your own good."Meanwhile you keep glaring up at the stares at the three figures. They seem to realize now that at the very least they aren't dealing with the average pirate. But they still seem to be under the impression that they are the ones in charge. Hancock stops biting her lips for a moment then does a weird thing where she uncrosses then recrosses her legs on the other side for some reason."So you think you have what it takes to stand up to me?""No. I think you don't have what it takes to stand up to me.""In that case-"She raises her hands and forms a heart once again.>"Don't you dare!">Let her do it. See what happens!>Dodge!>Other?
>>4747683>Let her do it. See what happens!
>>4747683>Dodge!Silver's stupid but the man ain't dumb. Stick and move people, stick and move.
>>4747683>Let her do it. See what happens!It's okay guys, we don't know what sex is even
>Let her do it. See what happens!
>>4747683>>Dodge!we have no reason to believe she wont turn us to stone as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhJU_cNCZE
>>4747683>>Dodge!Silver might be himself, but he knows to not get hit by petrification beams
>>4747683>>Dodge!You want to leave yourself open for a counterattack like that? What a weenie.
>>4747695We have no reason ic to think its not going to turn us in stone so i am going to change to>Dodge!
>>4747683>>Dodge!"You're wide open"
>>4747683>Dodge!If we can get out of this without her falling in love with us that would be great. We're not Luffy.
>>4747683>Dodge!No reason we would think that it has to do with lust. Unless Silver connects the dots that heart = love, but he's a bit to dense for that.
>>4747683>Dodge!Guys we could use it to our advantage. We dodge while getting in and when she thinks she has us we just keep going.
>>4747755she fell in love because Luffy killed a Celetial Dragon. We haven't been to Saobaody, yes, or killed any of them. Yet. So you're safe on that point. So far
>>4747755What if it's not Boa? Sandersonia Chads rise up!
>>4747776Sorry but I have eyes only for violence
>>4747683>Dodge!I vote to fucking kill herI've hated this bitch since day one
>>4747776I mean, I wouldn't say no. As far as waifu's go she's easily in the top 10 if not the top 5.
>>4747683>Let her do it. See what happens!I'm worried that if we dodge, she'll just hit Murray.
>>4747789If that's the case then we push him out of the way and take the shot for him.
Hmmmmm. That's a lot of new votes for dodge out of nowhere. But it did swing things the sensible wayHopefully you won't regret it>writing
>>4747776Absolute great taste
>>4747805Mine is the result of just having gotten done cooking.That and taking care of the baby all morning. I missed quite a few updates.
>>4747776Pretty sure Boa is their last name, Hancock is her first name. Because jap nonsense makes no sense.
>>4747805Oh god, Murry's gonna get rock hard.
>>4747810You have a baby anon? That's amazing!
>>4747816Yeah my bad. Meant to say Hancock.Though it might have been my brain yeeting that name out of existence. Seriously, it sounds like a drunk black mans name. Not one belonging to a pirate empress
>>4747805I figured Murray would get turned to stone sooner or later, and to me it just doesn't make sense for Silver to try and tank it after seeing what it did to that Kuja.
>>4747829Fully agree, Boa would be a much better name... Much better. Hancock'u really doesn't fit "the world most beautiful" pirate empress. At all.
>>4747852>most beautiful woman>jackin people offNo no it adds up.
>>4747862Anon please, she has people for that.
>>4747862Are you forgetting that it's more likely she's called that because she rips them off out of spite?
>>4747886She considers them "people"?
Seeing that hand sing makes you realize what's about to happen and swiftly dodge. She starts following your movements with relative ease, almost as if she knows where you're about to go. It's that damn trick again. Yet even though it seems like she could very well hit you even with your best efforts at dodging she does stop and simply smiles at you."What? You don't want to receive my love? As you wish. But let's see if your friend agrees!""JAWS! MOVE!""H-Huh?""Mero Mero Mellow!"One of the Kujas seeing this starts laughing."Zahahahahah! He's going to find out the hard way to not mess with the Snake Princess!"You see the pink beam hit the crowd Murray is currently hanging out in. Just like before this Hancock has little to no issue attacking her own crewmates just to get at you. The poor fishman can't help but shut his eyes to close out the blinding light as it hits him. When the light finally fades everyone in the heart shaped area has turned to stone. All except Murray himself. He slowly opens his eyes and looks around in utter confusion. The ones that were outside of the area can't believe their eyes and even the one that was laughing at you is now choking on air. Even Hancock and the two girls next to her tilt their heads."Hmph. Must've been a fluke. Mero Mero Mellow!"The attack comes out again and once more, it does nothing to your fishy friend."What sorcery is this?"You turn into a bat and fly in to get to your first mate and you start patting him."Jaws! Are you okay? Aren't you stone?""I... think so? Not sure what happened there.""Heh! Guess that sea stone anchor came in handy huh? Who knew it'd be such a good lucky charm?""That erm, I'm not sure that's how that works."As you're having a friendly discussion with him Hancock stomps her foot on the ground and starts demanding an answer from you."EXPLAIN YOURSELVES AT ONCE! How did you nullify my ability?""How should I know? It's your devil fruit!""FOOL! It's not a devil fruit!"One of the Kujas speaks up."The Gorgon Sisters were cursed by the legendary gorgon after they slew it! And the curse of the Snake Princess petrifies all who have impure thoughts! If she had eaten a devil fruit she wouldn't be able to bathe and smell like you dirty savages!"Well first things first, that's a load of bull. That's clearly a devil fruit and these girls are all delusional. And it seems like by the reaction of the Pirate Empress that she purposefully lied to them about that. But the only absurd thing about this is that they believed it."Impure thoughts?"Murray repeats the words of the Kuja and becomes visibly frustrated. He's even grinding his razor sharp teeth which you've never seen him do before."That... is it! I've had ENOUGH!"
>>4747912>tfw Jaws is only into mermaids
>>4747912>>4747926Only nuns get him going. Nothing purer.
>>4747912What a chad, Into Mermaids only.Get fucked handjob
>>4747912Jaws is too pure for thot bullshit. I love it.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?! SOME SORT OF PERVERT?!"Murray snaps."Well... you are."You point out the obvious."WHY? Why does everyone THINK THAT?""Well every time we go to port you always go and buy those magazines of yours with all the ladies and you try to get ladies everywhere."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80o8BrtnMdc"Oh for the love of-!"Murray then takes a deep breath."I've held this in for so long and I can't believe I have to say this now. I! LOVE! WOMEN! And I did not get exiled out of my home to be called a pervert!"You're a little bit confused because you're pretty sure that's what a pervert is so you listen to him a bit more."YES! I LOVE HUMAN WOMEN! YES! I LOVE LOOKING AT THEM WITH ALL MY HEART! WHY IS THAT A BAD THING? Is it bad when a man looks at a fine painting? Or sheds a tear when he looks at the setting sun? NO! And all that pales in comparison to the beauty of the human form! The curves of a woman with all their imperfections are enough to make a man cry! SO WHY AM I MOCKED FOR APPRECIATING IT?!""KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKE! S-So wait! What about all those times you tried to get girls in taverns?""W-Well! I did! Yes! I dream of having a wife one day! Of holding her hand and making a family with her! I want to hold her tenderly after a long day and I want her to tell me everything is going to be okay! YES! I want a woman who loves me who I am, who I can love for who she is GOD DAMN IT! AND IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES!"Finally at the height of his rage Murray points at Hancock."AND YOU! YOU THINK MEN TO BE SAVAGE ANIMALS? You think that just because of your beauty people will forgive you?! WELL GUESS WHAT! No decent man will EVER forgive you when you're uglier on the inside than rotting FISH GUTS! AND THOSE THAT DO ARE THE REAL PERVERTS!"Your first mate turns to you."SILVER! I wanted to hold you back because I didn't want to rob the world of such beauty! SO IGNORE ALL THAT I SAID BEFORE! LET'S BREAK HER FACE!""Kek! I'm glad you finally got to your sense!"Hancock looks like she's about to faint and her two sisters rush over to her."These men... they disgust me! Remove them from my ship at once!""Yes sister!"It looks like the those two are your next opponents. This is about to get rough.>"I take the skinny one, you get the fat one">"The big looks tough. I'll take her. Take care of the fast one">"What do you say we whomp these two together?">Other?
>>4748013>"What do you say we whomp these two together?"Dear god how does Murray get even more based? Just wants a trad wife and to be happy dear god he's so fucking cool.
>>4748013>"What do you say we whomp these two together?"We gotta wingman for Murray. A man this awesome deserves a woman just as good. We gotta make sure we keep the thots to the streets.
>>4748013>"I take the skinny one, you get the fat one"My God Murray is an ABSOLUTE Chad!
>>4748013Holy shit was I wrong. Murray is actually just an absolute GIGACHAD>"What do you say we whomp these two together?"I am sorry for ever doubting you brother. Tag team!
>>4748013>"What do you say we whomp these two together?"What absolute giga chad
>>4748013>"What do you say we whomp these two together?"
>>4748013>"What do you say we whomp these two together?"Bro time!
>>4748013>>"What do you say we whomp these two together?"God damn Murray is the best
>>4748013>"I take the skinny one, you get the fat one"Good god Murray. I had you all wrong, I apologize... You're awesome, stay awesome.
>>4748013>"What do you say we whomp these two together?"In the end, ghe greatest degeneracy prevails.Handholding
>>4748013>What do you say we whomp these two together?"
While I would've preferred one particular outcome that you may guess I will abide by the bro-up. Now this shall be a proper tagteam fight>writingNow the dice please>3d10+3 best of 3, dc 20, crit 30Yes, nothing short of 30 will crit
Rolled 10, 1, 3 + 3 = 17 (3d10 + 3)>>4748111
Rolled 8, 2, 8 + 3 = 21 (3d10 + 3)>>4748111
Rolled 3, 8, 10 + 3 = 24 (3d10 + 3)>>4748111
Rolled 2, 5, 6 + 3 = 16 (3d10 + 3)>>4748111>crit is 30You underestimate my power
Rolled 9, 9, 10 = 28 (3d10)>>4748128Don't do it.
>>4748135What could have been...
Rolled 3, 3, 9 + 3 = 18 (3d10 + 3)>>4748111I'll give it a shot.
>>4748135Doesn't this crit if you add the +3
>>4748135J-Jesus. You almost did it. Just too late
>>4748146It would've, yes.
>>4748135God damn it. Autocorrect messed up the meme and it doesn't even count for the roll.
>>4748135I HATE YOUwew lad. That would have been primo had it counted. Well it was a nice go regardless.
You look at Jaws and smile."Well it looks like they want to have a piece of us now! What do you say we whomp these two together?""Agreed!"Murray takes off his flower pattern shirt and you feel obligated to do the same. He then drops his anchor as he starts cracking his knuckles. Meanwhile the two big ladies strut down the stairs and once they do their bodies start to wobble aggressively."You two are going to pay for your shameless actions!""Correct. Such brazenness can not go unpunished. Prepare yourselves."The thin and thick girls both grow to a tremendous size, not that they were particularly small before. But it appears like they both consumed zoan type devil fruits that give them snake like bodies and powers. Good, at least they aren't whacky paramecia users like Hancock over there. But their huge size is still a problem as they take up most of the ship, leaving you with very little room to maneuver in. And it looks like that's exactly what they wish to exploit. A quick glance backward reminds you that those scary Yuda snakes are behind you and make a mental note to not forget that."So a curse huh? I wonder what they'd think about getting hit by a real one!""Silver...""Huh?""Let's hit them with a combo attack!"You start grinning like a fool as you take up the same stance Jaws assumed."Okay Murray!"The larger of the two starts spinning her polearm around and begins laughing."Look Sandersonia! These two think they can take us on!""Two or two hundred, it doesn't matter. Little pirates like you are a dime a doz-"But as she spoke the green snake froze and turned to her bigger sister."MARI! DODGE!""Wha-""GINMAGAWARE SEIKEN!""GINMAGAWARE SEIKEN!"You both thrust your fists out. Though you use different techniques the Silver Style is still a weird offshoot of Fishman Karate and Hasshoken so they are compatible. And the resonant wave the two of you threw out hit the yellow snake like an avalanche. Despite her prodigious size and the armament you could hear going off she was still swept off her non-existent feet and rammed into the wall of the ship. But it's obvious that she took damage from that even before hitting the deck with her back.As you pull back your steaming fist you adjust your hat with a big grin."Well not like I care what a mere Shichibukai thinks about me. But how will it look when a dime a dozen pirate kicks your ass hmmm?"
And that is where I'll have to cut things off for today as my head is starting to hurt and I take that as a sign of my body needing sleepSo I wish you all a good night!
>>4748327Absolute tease. Rest well, spookerton.
>>4748325Aaaaaaaaaaand I just noticed I mistyped the name of the fucking attack.Great!
>>4748327Oh this is gonna be fun next session. Thanks for the run man.
>>4748327See ya when we see ya.
>>4748325Looking forward to the next run. Poor World Government is going to realize that the Shichibukai may not be what they're chalked up to be a lot sooner, with another young upstart fighting them and not being demolished. Hopefully I'm not speaking to soon.
>>4748332Maximum goof. Even better.
>>4748327Thanks for running Spooks, and have a good night
>>4748338Naah mate, just naah. The moment Hancock gets off her high horse...snake? We're done for. Simple as that, even without her instakill I'm willing to bet she could take out our entire crew without to much issue.
>>4748355She’s gonna look down on us so hard she’s gonna end up looking up!
>>4748679Isn't that just having a broken neck when Silver is involved and angry?
Wait, we took our shirt off..... I wonder what Boa's gonna do when she sees our back.
>>4748762She's currently trying to touch the top of her head to the deck, I don't think she's in a position to see anything other than clouds.
Luffy is going to be landing in something completely different after Sabaody this time around. This may be the subtlest derail in history.
>>4748974My knowledge of One Piece is spotty but I don't think this'll be enough to shake the system that hard.Or at least I hope not. Boa and Luffy's "romance" is one of the funnier things in one piece to me and I'd hope we don't screw that up. If only because the thought of the most "beautiful" woman in the world lusting after a dirty Brazilian teenager that's as asexual as a breeze-block and that bathes once a week is fucking hilarious.
>>4748981Basically Luffy being able to bust into Impel Down and perform in the Big War hinges on Hancock's support. Depending on how this goes she's either not going to even be there due to turning on the marines, not going to trust him at all even when he pushes the same buttons due to nursing her bruised ego/body, or she will be into us and not give a shit about him at all.Or some other alternative I don't see.
>>4748988From what I remember she begins to like Luffy because he does his whole "person not attacking me right now, new friend?" puppy routine and basically fucks around until his sheer stupidity breaks down her barriers and his total lack of sex drive makes him her ideal man.Our "you're an ugly, honorless, bitch" plus our Chad bro Murray's "You're a bunch of heartless cunts preying on a man's honest desire for love" thing means she'll probably hate us until the day we die.Luffy being the Daffy to our Bugs would probably only give him more brownie points in her eyes, especially if he spends most of the time complaining about us stealing his food (which was fucking awesome by the by).Also if we manage to woo her sister Sandersonia then she'd probably want to strangle us by our testicles after she rips them off with her bare hands. I'm still gonna vote for it because Sandersonia is fucking awesome but the point should be made.
>>4748998Oh right, they may become even closer to each other due to Silver ire. Though Luffy isn't much for name dropping so Hancock would probably be the one to mention us first. Luffy might actually be into her this time around.Not sexually, but in a cute commiserating kind of way.
>>4749009>Boa inviting Luffy to candlelit feasts where they talk shit about Silver over dinner.>Luffy just thinking this is friend bonding over shit talking shared rivals like he does with his crew.>Nigga ends up married after like 12 dinners. Thinks the ring is a friendship thing and tries to marry the rest of his crew right afterwards.
>>4749018>Hey guys+>So I got really friendly with Hammock>It's really awesome because we eat a lot together and talk shit aboit Sissy all the time>But she has this weird tendency to grab and drain my balls for hours>We're at like our 12th cild now it's that ridiculous>If she doesn't stop soon I might think she has feelings for meI love and hate it at the same time
>>4749078>So she taught me this "sex" thing>I mean it's alright but I'd rather be eating>she says I have to do it before dinner though so can't really avoid it
>>4749018>>4749078>>4749134>Lufy becomes Emperor of the Pirates instead of King>as far as he can tell it's basically the same thing but he needs a wife who is also basically just a chef that lays in your bed and won't shut up about babies for some reason
>>4749018>>4749078Funny, but luffy is not so dense.
Okay! Let's go for the triple with this one!Next session on Saturday at 15:00 GMT to cap off my break. We'll return to the regular 1/2 per week afterwards>>4749429You are absolutely correct. This is just a jape.Still it makes you wonder. If Luffy knows what marriage is and (most likely) knows where babies come from, where did he learn it? Dadan? Shanks? Makino maybe?
>>4749925I am going to guess dadan, could be garp too. And i cannot think of a context for shanks giving the talk unless it's for the intention of stopping fishman reproduction
>>4749429I'm honestly surprised.>>4749925My money is him learning through osmosis by hanging out in a bar for most of his childhood. All it takes is for one drunk dude to harp on about his latest fuck buddy and he'd get a crash course.
>>4750004>Luffy *hic* have I ever told you about the importance of safeguarding our future?>And I don't just mean weeding out the figgers
>Sandersonia wants Murray for his honest declaration of love...but also that eel fish man neck though
>>4748013Spook is the context here that Murray got banished from Hody Jones’s freak show for defending a Human woman from them?
>>4750029That or Usop.
>>4750116It's so long and sinuous. But also thick and STRONK
Did you know?Silver just does not give a fuck.
>>4751023He literally knows not the meaning of, "to give a fuck". Batshit crazy boi, Silver is.
>>4751023>The more you know!
>>4751052When fucks were being given out Silver was too busy headbutting trees to show dominance.
>>4751023>>4751052He gives a fuck about FREEDOM
>>4751120When fucks were being given, he was doing fuzzy things with his bat fur and his Jizail. Small popping sounds were heard.>>4751121Silver eats FREEDOM!
Other than the literal explosion that occurred as a giant snake crashed through a wall the other thing that left an impact was the act of making it in the first place. The Kujas are seemingly less shocked by the result and more by the mere fact that you had not only the audacity but the ability to do it in the first place. And as the quiet after the storm passes you see the green snake snap out of her shock and immediately call out for her sister."Mari! Say something Mari!"You see the rubble shift and explode off of the huge body as the other snake gets back up. She's dirtied and bruised but otherwise seems fine other than that trickle of blood in the corner of her mouth."I'm okay Soni! I just bit my mouth when I got hit."Her posture however tells a different story. Yeah, she hasn't suffered any injuries. But she did receive damage."Be careful. We shouldn't take these men lightly. I thought the fishman would be a problem but the short one is also dangerous.""You're right."The green snake sighed with relief and then gave you a frankly terrifying look."Then there is no shame in us fighting seriously! I'll make them go through hell for hurting you!""No. There isn't."The orange snake twirls her polearm around while the green one keeps leering at you."Let's work together Mari!"Still standing by your side Murray lowers his fist and grips his anchor hard."Well. It looks like we made them mad. And here I thought that would be enough to knock her out.""Kekekek! If it did I would've been disappointed! Ready for the real fight Jaws?""Ready! I'll show them what Umibozu can do!"You put up your fists and start thinking about how to do this.>Focus on hitting hard>Focus on hitting fast>Focus on teamwork>Other?
>>4751911>Focus on teamworkTeamwork makes the dream work!
>>4751911>>Focus on teamwork
>>4751911>Focus on teamwork
>>4751911>>Focus on teamworkYay for triple! And it would be a waste to split up after that hype
>>4751911>Focus on teamworkGO JAWS!
>>4751911>Focus on teamworkTime to show them the bonds of brotherhood!
>>4751911>>Focus on teamworkTeamwork makes the dream work!
Well this is going to be unusual by OP standards. A 2v2>writingAnd let's see how well you do3d10+4 best of 3, dc 21 crit 30>>4751919>>4751938Okay what reference is this because I simply don't know
Rolled 1, 2, 4 + 4 = 11 (3d10 + 4)>>4751942
Rolled 4, 7, 2 + 4 = 17 (3d10 + 4)>>4751942no clue
Rolled 2, 4, 4 + 4 = 14 (3d10 + 4)>>4751942
Oh wow. I mean it's fitting but damn
>>4751942 >>4751949Pretty sure it's just a common phrase about the benefits of teamwork and dream and team rhyming
>>4751947>>4751952Man, you two are bad at this!
>>4751963I-I'm sorry anons, I have failed you.. I will commit sudoku now.
>>4751963To be fair most of my rolls in the other threads are crit, but I am just coping.
>>4751947>>4751949>>4751952Welp, we're boned.
"Yo Jaws! You know what they say about teamwork?""That it makes the dream work?""That it fucking rules!""Gyogyogyo! So you wanna work together for a change? I'm game!"As the two of you get ready the serpents make their move with the green one starting off with an attack."What are you muttering about?!"She throws out her tail and aims its tip at your stomach like a spear. You're curious about just what kinda of damage it could do so you brace and wait for it to hit. As soon as her tail connects you realize how much trouble you are in as it pushes you back. Despite not sending you flying it still feels like that attack somehow hit your whole being."Don't think you can just have a chat while fighting us!""SILVER!""Where do you think you're looking?"A massive halberd comes down and Murray is forced to block it with his anchor. Similar to her sister Marigold also imbued her attack with haki, except she actually specializes in the offensive application of it so it's even more dangerous."You should worry more about yourself!""SILVER! Get back here! They want to break us up!"You don't need him to tell you twice so you rush up to assist him but the green snake gets in your way. You jump up to avoid her but she simply closes her eyes and swings her tail down."A high jump."She smacks you back to the ground and rests her head on her hand."A punch from the right."You try to get her off with one of your haymakers but she simply slides out of the way and follows up with another smack on the head with her tail. She chuckles as she gets more laid back while managing to lock you down with only her lower body."What a simple little boy. I can read you like an open book!"Meanwhile the fat snake is still weighing on Murray making him sweat in exertion. If only he could get a little breathing room he could hit them with his anchor and maybe weaken them a bit but as it stands he can't even hold his ground against the massive creature. He needs to focus on holding the halberd up that he fails to notice the incoming sneak attack."JAWS! WATCH OUT!""Shut up! Heavy Slam!"The green snake slaps you while her sister does the same."HEAVY STICK!"Out of nowhere Murray gets a snake tail shoved in his gut and since it had that darn haki in it the attack send him flying. The two snakes begin laughing and looking mighty proud of their work. Looking at Jaws reveals to you why they are so satisfied. Behind Murray are the giant Yuda that Murray warned you about."Eat up girls!"One of the giant serpents move with their massive jaw wide open and it bites down on Murray as he flies by."JAWS!"
Blood splatters as the man sized fangs of the sea serpent puncture the fishmans skin and he starts howling. Meanwhile the two front heavy snakes on the deck laugh at your misfortune as they circle around you."Saragi no Mai!""Saragi no Mai!""Just you wait you ugly worms! Once he gets out we'll kick your butts!""Hehehe. What makes you think he'll survive? Even if he somehow escapes the jaw of the snake their poison is enough to kill giant sea kings! It will melt the flesh off his bones! This is what you get for laying your filthy hands on my little sister!"While the green snake is taunting you the hair on your back stands up as the orange one makes a move behind your back."Modoku!"She starts spitting at you which you luckily avoid because it's incredibly gross and whatever they want to do can't be good. As you jump around she keeps following you and tries to land a direct hit with her purple saliva while her sister tries to swat you out of the air like a fly. You try to counter attack once but the green one simply warns her sister about where you're attacking from and she manages to block your fist with her palm which is harder than steel. The situation seems hopeless as no matter what you may try they know exactly what you're planning and have the strength necessary to stop you. Meanwhile Murray is still impaled on the sea snakes gigantic fang.>Try to help Murray break free>Trust the fishman and go into high gear so you can start beating these stupid snakes!>Other?
>>4752014>Trust the fishman and go into high gear so you can start beating these stupid snakes!They are going to interrupted if we don't beat then first.
>>4752014>>Trust the fishman and go into high gear so you can start beating these stupid snakes!
>>4752014>Trust the fishman and go into high gear so you can start beating these stupid snakes!
>>4752014>Try to help Murray break free>No holding back, let Parley and Argent get dirty and shred that snake.
>>4752014>Try to help Murray break free>>4752032Sure, but can you imagine Silver not rushing to save his friend? His family?
>>4752038Fair, >>4752014Switch to this>Try to help Murray break free
>>4752038Yes. If he trust enough that jaws can get of the trouble alone
>>4752014>Trust the fishman and go into high gear so you can start beating these stupid snakes!We can't help Jaws if the snakes can literally see our moves. We have to deal with them first or risk getting a cheap shot on us
>>4752014>Try to help Murray break free Our cook serves poison with every meal, those snakes aren't that impressive
Well with that one anon switching sides this turned around to you saving himNow let's see what happens3d10+3, best of 3, dc 19 crit 25I'll write a bit later as it's pizza time noe
Rolled 5, 10, 4 + 3 = 22 (3d10 + 3)>>4752073
Rolled 2, 5, 8 + 3 = 18 (3d10 + 3)>>4752073
Rolled 9, 5, 2 + 3 = 19 (3d10 + 3)>>4752073
>>4752076>>4752082You are our savior anon
Okay I'm back!>writing
Seeing Murray in that situation is making you pissed. But with these two blocking your way it'd be quite hard to go there and help him. So you decide to let out the girls to play a little. Drawing Parley and Argent you toss them in the air while you transform into your hybrid form. With a few flaps of your wings you take to the sky and towards your weapons. Meanwhile the two snakes just give you a serious look."So that's his hybrid form.""A bat. How threatening..."You manage to catch the falchion and the jezail with your clawed feet while using your wings to stay afloat."Silver Style! Quartet!"The snakes stare at you for a moment before bursting out laughing. Taking that chance you swoop down and start swinging. The green haired ones eyes shoot up and she tries to warn her sister. She just BARELY manages to raise up her guard when you hit her with Argent and she groans when the full brunt of your strength hits her. She calls out for her sister for help but you raise your other leg at her and pull the trigger. She naturally manages to dodge it rather easily and tries to act all smug about it but when the bullet hits the water behind her and makes a huge torrent of water shoot into the sky she gets stunned by the power of your gun. With another quick strike at her halberd you manage to unbalance the fat one and disengage as she's trying to regain her posture.You fly toward Murray but now the green one slithers in front of you. She tries to predict your attacks and manages to sway out of the way of both Argent and Parley but it seems like she has trouble keeping up with three distinct attacks so you finish things off by forming a fist with one of your wings."Silver Style! Bat Punch!"She looks unnerved when your punch hits and she falls on her back after managing to block. Even though it did not penetrate her defense it seems like it was enough to give you an opening and you finally manage to reach Jaws. With a quick swipe of your sword you cut the snakes fang and the struggling fishman falls out. He falls in the water as the giant that tried to swallow him flails around in pain. The other serpent then tries to eat YOU up instead but thankfully it's not an issue. Murray jumps out of the water with his hand tightly gripping the anchor and smashes the head of the giant serpent.Both of you get back on deck and you look at each other and exchange a little nod."Thanks for getting me out of there.""No problem. Are you okay?"You look down at the hole in his chest."This?I'll live. Lyda will have to just patch me up later. Now we got business to take care of!"
>>4752272Come on! Use the fucking hasshoken! Knock them into the water! SOMETHING!
Okay what the fuck? Is anyone else experiencing difficulties?Somehow I double posted the update, then deleted one and now both are gone for me.
>>4752349Yea I noticed that, haven't seen anything else being weird today though.
"Ugh. Soni! Are you okay?""I'm fine Mari."Both of the snakes manage to get up no worse for wear. To their credit they are quite hardy and they aren't even the bosses of this place."I'm glad. But the same can't be said for them!""Indeed! How does failure feel little man?""What are you talking about? I just knocked you on your butt!""True. But even if you managed to save your friend it doesn't matter! I bet he feels it already. The sensation of his flesh slowly turning to mush hehehe. The Yuda venom is no joke. A drop can kill an adult sea king. Your little fishman friend won't last long! And nor will you for that fact!"As she says that something hits your nose so you start sniffing the air. It tastes and smells weird so you turn to Murray for confirmation."Hey Jaws do you feel this?"He taps your shoulder and points you to the other Kuja Pirates that retreated far away and started taking some sort of medicine."Look at the floor. That purple sludge. I bet she spat poison on the deck."Finally you realize what's going on and swipe some sweat off your brows."Phew thank god! So it's just poison! I thought the fat one farted! Anyway what's this about poison? Are you okay?"Your first mate starts scratching his chest where he got bitten."Yeah. It's itchy like hell and kinda burns but I'll live. Just don't mention it to that crazy cook or I'll never hear the end of it.""E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?""E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?""E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?"The Kujas stare at you in utter disbelief and start wondering out loud what kind of monsters you are.As you look around you start doing a little head count. There are still the cannonfodder left though if you manage to beat these two they likely won't even try to get in your way. But the big boss is still sitting on her stupid snake chair like she owns the place. And most likely she will be an even tougher nut to crack. You look over your shoulder briefly and size up the snakes you just punched. One of them has a chipped tooth and the other is suffering from a mild concussion. With nothing between you and them you technically could just knock them out and book it>Hey Jaws. Ready to go all out?>Run away!>Other?
>>4752330>>4752345Uhh>"Well good, and as for you stinky losers, remember this day as the time you almost beat, CAPTAIN SILVER, REEEEEEEE">Pick up Murray and fly away.>>4752349Probably the Gook fucking around with the site again, captcha stopped working for over 20 minuets a little bit ago. >>4752356THIRD TIMES THE CHARM BRO
>>4752356>Hey Jaws. Ready to go all out?I'd like to take one of the sisters out before we leave.
>>4752356>Hey Jaws. Ready to go all out?I kinda want to blow a hole in their ship with Parley and then ditch their asses but I feel the boys are having too much fun just to bail now.
>>4752356>Hey Jaws. Ready to go all out?One last stand
>>4752356>Hey Jaws. Ready to go all out?one piece is a universe that you need to fight to get stronger, having the habit of running away from strong opponents is bad.
>>4752356>Hey Jaws. Ready to go all out?She gonna hurt us real bad, and it'l be the first proper ass kicking Silver receives (Garp doesn't count)
>>4752356>Hey Jaws. Ready to go all out?
>>4752379And jimbei ?
>>4752385That doesn't count because we were standing on a giant crab. It's just the rules, man.
>>4752388Makes sense, and Hina ?
>>4752395She invalidated her first win by just repeating her earlier moves. No double dipping.
Okay! One LAST push!Is it time for a redemption or eating shit hard?3d10+3 best of 3, dc 20, crit 24>writing>>4752395HuhSilver got scronched more than I remembered
>>4752356>Hey Jaws. Ready to go all out?It's hurts being so stupid sometimes. Oh well, gotta take some hits.
Rolled 4, 3, 3 = 10 (3d10)>>4752400Let's gooooo!
Rolled 7, 9, 2 + 3 = 21 (3d10 + 3)>>4752400Alright, time to strangle some snakes! Wait..
>>4752400There still the raiders from will island
Rolled 4, 8, 1 + 3 = 16 (3d10 + 3)>>4752400
Rolled 3, 4, 7 + 3 = 17 (3d10 + 3)>>4752400
Wow. Even the dice doesn't want Sandersonia to be too badly hurt. What a chadSeriously though the Boas don't seem to be destined to get their asses kicked
>>4752406I love you, anon.
>>4752421To be fair we did come onto their ship. They have the home field advantage and they aren't total weenies like the marines. Makes sense.
>>4752423Dunno if that much sense, luffy could beat the two alone, we are struggling with the help of our first mate.
>>4752421Well, she is a cute snake after all.
>>4752421Well they're not mooks. Stands to reason they can take a punch.
>>4752428Goofy didn't call their sister an ugly heartless manipulating thot though.I mean he called her mean for her folks to stone on a whim but that's like a puppy growling at you compared to someone taking a shit on your porch.
>>4752428He really didn't. That fight didn't reach a conclusive end because Sandersonias shirt got burnt off. It's true that he probably could've ended things with Gear 3rd but if he didn't he would've lost 100%
>>4752437Just watched the fight again, it really sees like he would win, he attacks are fast enough that sisters can't avoid, and is obviously giving damage. he was easily winning after gear.
"Hey Jaws! You still got it in you to go all out?""Yeah! But what about the ship?""Psh. What about it?"As you get ready with Murray by your side the pompous bitch looking down at you scolds her two younger sisters."Marigold. Sandersonia. Why are these two still on my ship? I thought I told you to get rid of them already!""Y-Yes sister!"The two of them start to change and you can hear them doing something, familiar. Marigold douses herself in oil and lights herself on fire while clad in haki and using the Life Release technique she forms her hair into two fiery snakes."Hebigami-Tsuki: Salamander"While Sandersonia leans forward and uses her arms to prop herself while similarly forming her own hair into seven distinct snake heads and reinforces them with her own haki."Hebigami-Tsuki: Yamata no Orochi""Jaws?""I take out the fire. Yours is the other one.""Got it."Using Life Release yourself you start shifting your body around until you become a much leaner hybrid with very pronounced legs."Silver Shift: Zephonim"And on top of that you increase your own body heat until you are glowing orange.The two snakes give you shifty eyes under those ridiculous hair of theirs. As fellow zoan users they undoubtedly understand what you just did is something freaky and they focus on you, completely ignoring Murray who very much appreciates that. He takes a deep breath end begins spewing water from his mouth."Fishman Jujutsu: Mizu Giren!"The jet of water coming out of his mouth is no wider than a needle but it comes out fast and it cuts through the floorboards like paper. The fiery snake quickly snaps to look at it and raises her guard. She takes the water stream but it starts to put out her fire very quickly. It also doesn't help that the flames covering her necessitate her to use haki to protect herself which puts a strain on her and now she has to hold back Murray as well. Sandersonia gives her a worried look because she didn't expect Marigold to be taken by surprise like that. She then also gets a grizly reminder that she should pay more attention to her enemy as you rush her with Shakushi and attempt to punch her. Like before she manages to read your movements and blocks you using her hair but that has its own dangers. The snakes are tough as steel but you can feel the faint smell of burnt hair in the air. You start rushing her with radiant blade attacks, clubbings from your rifle and the odd punch or kick to mix things up. And finally it seems like your speed is sufficiently high that she can't reliably read your movements in time and so she starts getting overwhelmed.
Finally you're getting through as her snake hair comes undone one head at a time. And in the same vein Murray is making progress with his fight. While keeping Marigold in place he rushes forward and swings his anchor around, hitting the giant snake and managing to wind her quite well. She falls forward and clutches her stomach whilst muttering "sea stone" to herself. Jaws then pins her down with his anchor and continues to douse her hair with water until it goes out. Yet the snake doesn't seem too worried as she seems capable of resisting the anchors draining effect a little."This is... nothing!"She starts to push herself off from the ground with all her might but Murray doesn't seem troubled."I apologize but if you don't stay down then I must put you down."He smashes his fist into the deck where a considerable puddle has formed under Marigolds prodigious body."FISHMAN JUJUTSU! KRAKEN!"The water begins to ripple and as Murray pulls his hand up a great many tentacles shoot out from it, sending the giant snake into the air. She starts screaming as it appears she will fall into the sea but Murray throws his anchor after her and it warps around her body like lasso. With all his might the fishman wrenches it to the side and holds it tight. As Marigold falls over the side of the ship he manages to keep her from falling into the sea but leaving her weakened by the sea stone, effectively taking her hostage.Not feeling like falling behind you finally break the last of Sandersonias hair snakes and land on the deck before jumping up as hard as you can and throw a kick."Silver Style! Rising Sun!"The heat from your body as well as the force from your legs get pushed into the giant lady and she gets sent flying. She careens into the stairs and begins writhing on the ground as her meager garments catch on fire. You turn off your transformation and take a breather as that took a bit of stamina out of you. Looking around you see the Kujas shaking in their boots, which is like their only piece of clothing, and Hancock finally getting off her fat ass and looking down at you. Or at least you thought but apparently she's glaring at her own sister."Sandersonia...""Sister! Please help! These two are far too tenacious! We need your assistance!""Your back...""H-Huh?""It's exposed."She's looking quite grim."N-No sister! Please Hancock! Nobody saw it! I'm sure!"She's kinda right. You were too busy looking at Murray and Hancock and the other Kujas were too busy hiding to notice anything. But you're not entirely sure what's so important about someone seeing her back."We can't risk it. We'll get home somehow and tell them we had an unfortunate accident. Now I'll eliminate all witnesses.""HANCOCK!"What did she just say? And is she actually walking down the stairs now? This feels bad.>Oy. What are you saying?>Jaws! DROP THAT WHALE AND LET'S RUN!>Hey. Do you realize we have a prisoner? Don't move an inch!>Other?
>>4752533>Oy. What are you saying?
>>4752533>Oy. What are you saying?>"Who cares about her back, I got a tattoo covering my scars, see?">"If you worried about being an ex slave or something, I don't care, I set my owners on fire."
>>4752543Anon this a bit too meta
>>4752543Seconded. Silver dont give a duck. Or a fuck for that matter.Though they might kill the mooks if we blab, unless we already took them out before hand.
>>4752550I mean Silver ain't slow. "You cant see my back" easily translates into whip scars and that usually only happens to slaves.
>>4752533>Hey. Do you realize we have a prisoner? Don't move an inch!
>Grab sandersonia>Jaws, book it! I got a bad feeling about this one!
>>4752550This>>4752561Silver knows THAT reaction better than most.>>4752556Precisely, we don't want our fun fight to end yet.
>>4752571It's not like exist oh my slave mark reaction, literally is just a mark they don't wanna people to see. This written in would not exist if we didn't know Hancock back story.
>>4752585But we know ours, and what is the first thing Silver would think? You know, the ex-slave child?
>>4752585>>4752590Also when Hancock spouts that eye of the Gorgon bullshit the first thing Silver's gonna do is try to look at it unless Murray grabs him and makes a break for it.
>>4752598We shall bond over slave days with Sandersonia, and it shall be her we accidentally seduce like Luffy seduces Boa.
>>4752604If Hancock didn't want to kill us before she sure as fuck would then.
>>4752533>Oy. What are you saying?>"What's on her back that's so bad you have to kill your crew?">>4752543I wouldn't mind doing that, but Silver hasn't seen her back yet. I'd rather build up to that then just jump the gun on it.
>>4752618Meh, we just have to escape long enough to hit Marineford, she'll be too busy trying to take care of Luffy to remember.
>>4752622We can do both. Silver is only tactful when trying to help someone he just beat up, like Hook.
>>4752543I wouldn't mind if it was a "Yo are we talking about backs, have you seen my tattoo? Pretty rad huh? If you don't like what's on yours you should get a tattoo too!". I dunno. This just feels to "uwu friend me" you feel me? Not my kinda play is all.
>>4752533>Oy. What are you saying?This makes sense, going full meta and putting together the "don't see our backs" and "slave marks we have never encountered because while we were a slave nobody branded us" most certainly does *not*
>>4752543Hmmmmmmmm. Some anons seem to like this while others think it's a bit too meta.I can see both so... how about I restructure it a little?>>4752622Yes this is also good.Anyway>writingAnd I'm not going to give you a dice roll this time. I think I exhausted that for now
>>4752543>>4752556>>4752571>>4752577>>4752585>>4752590>>4752598>>4752622>>4752623>>4752627Subtlety is to Silver what focus is to Luffy's child ADHD brain.But this being said I'd rather >>4752622 than >>4752543Yeah sure it would make sense that slaves could spot other slaves, but Silver's never been shy about showing his back, and Silver, being Silver, likely wouldn't know about the whole Dragon Claw branding. I mean, Luffy didn't either, he thought it was a Sun brand at first.ALSO. Sandersonia a cute. CUTE
>>4752639Not really, its a we are fighting let us finish.>>4752643The only ones going meta and saying slave marks are you, I said nothing about it, just our scars and tattoo.
>>4752652I agree with that >>4752652 is a perfectly reasonable reaction
>>4752652Sandersonia is cute, arguably the best of the sisters.>>4752649Only idiots are saying its meta, when there is nothing meta about it.
Changing from this>>4752622 to >>4752540sees like a less exaggerate version of the current winning vote
>>4752652>but Silver's never been shy about showing his backhe was until he got his bitchin' rad tattoo.
>>4752652Ah yes. How do you do my fellow patrician?
>>4752666Shut up, Satan.
>>4752680You turn to the Celestial Dragons and worship them on lies, praise my name and know truth the gods would hide!
>>4752666How is it not meta?Silver has no experience with slave brandsSilver was not comfortable showing his back, not willing to *kill* anyone who might have seen it. You are the lord of liesWe have no reason to assume they're slaves, or have been slaves since they're warlords.
>>4752668Well okay, the crux of the issue seems to be whether or not Silver would know about the Celestial Dragons brand, since he can't just go assuming "not show back = slave". He's dense, not dumb, so let's ask.>>4752675I'm doing good king, but I gotta ask, how familiar is Silver with slavery? Sure he's been a slave, but there are plenty of people who's have back injuries they'd self conscious of that weren't slaves, right?>>4752671I wouldn't say he was totally self-conscious of it. He seemed pretty forth coming when he showed off to Marcella like, day one when he got soaked. Spook also straight up says Silver is confused when Murray asks if he was "stepped on by a dragon".
>>4752687Because it isn't mentioning slave brands in the slightest you sub literate goldfish, only the reaction of hiding whip scars that Silver used to be uncomfortable showing until he got bat tat of tribal waifu glory.
>>4752687>We have no reason to assume they're slaves, or have been slaves since they're warlords.I dont like the og vote too, but this is false because silver could have been a warlord too
Not to mention our fight with Jimbie and Murry's explanation.
Reminder that Angel's tribe were also hiding their backs when we met them to keep their wings covered. Silver has encountered a few reasons people might want to hide parts of themselves.
>>4752697We still need the reaction to whoever got our picture of a dick.>>4752700Jimbe
>>4752696Yes but how on earth do you get from "Don't wanna show backs" to "Oh, yea. These *warlords* must totally be slaves!"Literally nobody else in this world, including the people who are well aware of the habit of branding backs etc have made that connection. It comes absolutely out of nowhere, ruins any kind of interesting setup and plainly doesn't make any sense. >>4752697Sure, but one wouldn't assume that the warlord/pirate empress is a runaway slave.
>>4752691He doesn't know everything but he is knowledgeable about being a slave and what it means in general
>>4752710>Yes but how on earth do you get from "Don't wanna show backs" to "Oh, yea. These *warlords* must totally be slaves!"Same as Silver you absolute mongaloid, only you are saying that is what is being said that way.>Literally nobody else in this world, including the people who are well aware of the habit of branding backs etc have made that connection. It comes absolutely out of nowhere, ruins any kind of interesting setup and plainly doesn't make any sense.And literally no where was a brand mentioned except by you and the other tards saying its meta to think asking if they're ex slaves is meta. It literally means nothing to Silver what the brand means, only that its some slaver, you are assuming Silver of all people wouldn't make that connection, when we put tattoos on our back.>Sure, but one wouldn't assume that the warlord/pirate empress is a runaway slave.And no one would think we were either unless they ask you dumbass>>4752716Thank you.
>>4752716Soooo he WOULD know about the Celestial Dragon's branding?
remember everyone, quests are very serious business and we should all get very mad when we disagree about something
>>4752730Dude. Chill out>>4752733He kinda knows who they are and that apparently they are big on slaves. That's about it
>>4752733It doesn't matter if it's Celestial Dragon or not, that isn't the fucking point. Being a slave involves whips and back scarring, which Silver knows very well.
>>4752740Retard screaming about it being meta when nothing meta was involved started it.
>>4752730>>4752745>absolute mongaloid>you dumbassAnon this a game, don't need to get butt hurt. And you started trowing insults.
>>4752730I still don't see why Silver would assume that everyone is like him when every experience points to him being an absolute outlier, you being belligerent doesn't do much to prove it otherwise. Ok take away the word "brand" and replace it with "unknown issue" if you are so caught up on that particular word. >nobody would guess they're slavesI finally agree. Thank you for putting the point to rest.
>>4752745>>4752742Listen my guy, if someone suddenly came up to you and said "oh, hey, mole brothers", when you had a mole on your ass, but they had never SEEN your ass or even MET you before, that'd be both pretty freaky and pretty meta, right?
I AM ANGRYANGRY ABOUT METAGAMING
>>4752748I will speak a language the slow understand.>>4752710>>4752751>Silver assume everyone is like himExcept that is literally just you saying that, when Silver knows that, and the write in is only there because of they're reaction, one that Silver could guess from personal experience. You are the one implying Silver couldn't put two and two together to make the guess.>I finally agree. Thank you for putting the point to rest.I never said that, and it's not the point either.>Ok take away the word "brand" and replace it with "unknown issue" if you are so caught up on that particular word.Then you drop your rant against the write in if it means that little, because that is purely a rant on your meta knowledge and projection.>>4752753No, when Silver met the Fishman Pirates, he found out about the Brand thing, regardless of that he's been around enough people to know the when someone was in his position. No where was it it implied the write in said they still were.
>>4752773>regardless of that he's been around enough people to know the when someone was in his position.???????The closest thing to a slave Silver has spent more than an afternoon brawl with is Dauntless. I don't get it. It's not like literally just meeting people who happened to be slaves enlightens you on how to spot them.I'm not feeling this one Mr Krabs.
You stare up at the descending warlord and feel your piss boiling."Oy. What are you saying?"But she doesn't even seem to react to you, instead she turns to her own people who are shaking in fear from her."S-Snake Princess please! We beg you! We haven't seen the Gorgons Eye! I-I mean we would've turned to stone if we did! Right?""YOU LIE! Save your breaeth and grovel! Then I'll promise it will be quick!"You stomp your foot on the ground hard enough to make the ship tilt a little. With teeth grinding you repeat yourself."OY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"Hancock having reached the bottom of the stairs stops and looks at you."Who do you think you are that you could raise your voice in my presence?""I won't ask again! What are you doing? Are you going to kill your own crew?""I will. And it is all your fault. If you feel so bad about it you should throw yourself into the sea and save me the trouble. Now know your place and get on your knees until it's your turn worm!"She looks down on you but not in a goofy way like last time. Now she's completely serious about it, no arched back, no pointing. Just pure contempt and infuriating sense of superiority. It makes you sick to your stomach. But as you look at her you hear the wind changing around her and coming towards you. Even the air now feels like it's trying to push you down. Fuck that."No."That simple, calm no broke the pressure and pushed back against it fiercly. So fiercly in fact that were it not for you being incredibly pissed it might've broken your glare. But this way you just gazed forward without flinching as the air in front of you exploded on its own and the sea began raging. You could hear the sound of thunder ringing in your ear and everything else drowning out in that weird explosion. It was so intense that it shook the whole boat but even parts of the waters below. And now apparently the Kuja pirates area all unconscious with their mouths foaming like crazy. As the this strange wind washes over the ship Murray finds himself growing weaker, his knees giving out and his hands shaking so he pulls up the chain and lets Marigold onboard against his better judgement."Why did you pull me up?""I... I couldn't hold you anymore. Didn't want to kill you. M-My arms are shaking!"The giant snake was no longer hostile, neither was her older sister as they both glared at the only two figures left standing."A clash of conquerors? So that boy... was he all along... it can't be! He did it unconsciously!""What the hell are you two talking about?!"
>>4752778>The Sisters get antsy about people seeing they're back>Only people Silver knows that would need to do that are the Fishman Pirates, or him, ex slaves>Never comes up with other people in Silver's experienceYou have to be pretending to be retarded.
>>4752788Dude. Calm. The fuck. DownAt this point it no longer matters who started it or who's right. You're just acting like a sperg.
>>4752784>Conq comingThis is good too.
>>4752788Alright I'm not the arguing type. Get your blood pressure down. I'm down for discussion but shit flinging unironically is lame as hell.
>>4752811Shitflinging? No one can make an argument besides screaming meta or brands when it wasn't even part of the write in like a bunch of spergs.
>>4752815Last warning. Stop.And yes. You are calling people retards. Even if you had a point before now nobody will take you seriously anymore unless you calm your tits
>>4752822>Last warning. Stop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME
>>4752831Damn it man I didn't need PTSD on my day off.
>>4752822It's not 4chan without sperging, is it spooks?even if you feel like cutting it off here, thanks for the run
>>4752835Strangely its kind of rare to see anons sperging in /qst/
>>4752846I've seen it plenty of times personally, but then i've been around longer than /qst/ has.
>>4752846autism tend to be well-contained on /qst/ but when it flares off, it's something to see
>>4752856Like a firecracker next to an Indian reservation gas station.
>>4752850>>4752856I mean we've avoided the waifu wars which are a constant storm on the horizon, always threatening to blow in and ruin everything we've built. Honestly its kind of inevitable that something happens eventually. Good to see Spooks is more then willing to put his foot down
>>4752846I see it quite often. It’s pretty common in quests based on popular series’.
>>4752869I think it helps that everyone here agrees on what a top tier waifu for Silver would be even if they dont agree on who best matches that ideal.Also the fact that Silver isnt your usual "fuck everything that moves wish fulfillment OC donut steel MC" One Piece quests usually get stuck with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOkvZQknY6EHancock seems hesitant too as she's just standing there unsure what to do for the first time since you boarded. But in the end she still resigns herself to attack you just to put you in your place."Perfume Femur!"After a running start she swiftly twirls around and kicks you in the temple with the full force of her body. You meet it and concentrate on breaking her leg apart with your forehead. Which doesn't happen sadly and now about half of your head turned to stone. But she does wince as apparently something went very wrong. You reach up and grab her leg to throw it aside and walk past her. In her utter confusion she fails to attack you in the back."Where do you think you're going?""I want to see what's so freakin' important you'd kill your crew for it!"As you go Hancock gets a good view of your back tattoo which is enough to draw her attention and make her not realize what you're actually planning. Going up to Sandersonia you look down at her with the most serious glare you can manage which understandably terrifies her. She starts struggling but is too scared to actually push you off so she calls for her big sister. Hancock also snaps and demands that you stop. She winds up another one of those big kicks, this time with enough power behind it to take your whole head off."Stop moving. I'm not going to do anything. I just want a look!"You manage to flip her over and get to see what all the fuss was about. The only thing that manages to escape your mouth is:"What's this?""Eh?""Eh?""Eh?"Sandersonia, who started crying during your little wrestling slowly opened her eyes in confusion, Marigold just stared blankly and Hancock flew past you and kicked the stairs instead and blew a hole in her own damn ship."Jaws. Is this that Dragon Claw you guys talked about?"Murray, shaken as he may be manages to let out a chuckle."Heh. Yes. That's it. Who would've guessed?"Hancock speaks up, though she seems to be struggling to do so."Fishman. You know what this is don't you? Out of respect for Fisher Tiger I'll grant you a painless execution. But you now understand why I won't let you escape here alive!"Murrays answer was simple and to the point. A middle finger."Hey Empress. Do you know how many times I was discriminated, enslaved or attacked by humans? Before I left Fishman Island, zero. If you want validation for your actions from a former slave you're looking at the wrong man. But I guarantee you, you're not going to get any from him either!""W-What?"You walk away and show your back so everyone has a clear view of it. As the suns rays hit it at the right angle the scars underneath the picture become more visible."I don't care about some stupid scars. You'd be shitty people even without them."
>>4752896>"I don't care about some stupid scars. You'd be shitty people even without them."The burn so hard it blackened bone. Oof.
>>4752896>"I don't care about some stupid scars. You'd be shitty people even without them."Called the fuck out
>>4752896"I don't care about some stupid scars. You'd be shitty people even without them."Giga chad moment
>>4752896>"I don't care about some stupid scars. You'd be shitty people even without them."
You then raise your fists and turn to point them at Hancock. You may be down half a head but still have two hands to clap asses with. That should be more than enough."Now if you're done gawking I'm going to kick your ass. We'll see how fun you think hurting your crewmembers is."In her nervous state Hancock bites down on her nails and begins muttering something to herself."I-Is he for real?"Meanwhile Marigold looks at Murray."Hey Fishman. Is that boy a fool? Does he not know?""No. He's just built different. He knows what the Celestial Dragons are. He just doesn't care. Now if you'll excuse me-"Using his anchor as a crutch Jaws stands up and waddles over to you."Hey Silver! That mark... it denotes the property of the Celestial Dragons. Remember all the marks on the treasure ship we stole? The treasures all had the same mark. If it's seen on a person then that means they belong to the world nobles. Anyone who sees them will either hunt them down or report them to the world government.""And?""Nothing. It's not an excuse for their behavior. But it is a reason. I don't like how she's acting either but I understand. Just throwing that out there.""Hmmm."You walk over to where you left your suit and take it over to Sandersonia to put it on her back."Here. I didn't like showing off my back either before I had these."Then you turn to Hancock."As for you-">I'm going to teach you some manners now!>I'm leaving. If you try to stop me or hurt those girls I'm ordering my crew to open fire on us>Want to see what I think about your stupid brand?>Other?
>>4752935>Want to see what I think about your stupid brand?I'll take any opportunity for Silver to diss the Government or the Celestial Dragons.
>>4752935>I'm leaving. If you try to stop me or hurt those girls I'm ordering my crew to open fire on usHer teamkilling fuckery has killed my fight boner. Lets leave and get something to eat to wash the taste of bitch out of our mouths.Also Lydia should probably take a look at our stone skull make sure there's no brain damage.Well, more brain damage anyway.
>>4752935>I'm leaving. If you try to stop me or hurt those girls I'm ordering my crew to open fire on us>"I'm gonna go punch a Dragon."
>>4752935>Want to see what I think about your stupid brand?
>>4752947Isn't Silver's brain 99% scar tissue?
>>4752896>"I don't care about some stupid scars. You'd be shitty people even without them."Fuck yes call those bitches out.>I'm going to teach you some manners now!Silver is going to need hard confirmation she won't kill her crew for this to just end here.
>>4752935>Want to see what I think about your stupid brand?Let's take out our big guns.Crayons. Let's """fix""" the brands
>>4752935>I'm leaving. If you try to stop me or hurt those girls I'm ordering my crew to open fire on us
>>4752955That's the pointYou add extra ridges so your brain can go smarterer
>>4752935>>Want to see what I think about your stupid brand?Fuck your excuse for being bitches. >>4752951We get it, you want to bang the snake girls.
>>4752935WAIT, LETS BRAG WHAT WE DID AT ENIS LOBBY!>Want to see what I think about your stupid brand?>Tell her why she was tricked to coming out here.>>4752962I don't think that's how that works, but Gu cooks for him, is it healing brain juice or something like his centipede bloodclot tattoos?
>>4752962Exactly, I'm scared that the bimbo queen smoothed out some with her stone bullshit. We could have forgotten our Piano lessons!
>>4752935>Want to see what I think about your stupid brand?You're still their slave until you get over what happened and stop using it as an excuse.
>>4752969Oooh, supporting this idea
>>4752973He's saying your lack of desire to bodily beat Hancock is because you want to fuck one or more of the snake sisters.I mean I can understand Sandersonia, and even Marigold has some redeeming qualities, but Hancock pre-luffied into being a better person is just, blech.
>>4752935>Want to see what I think about your stupid brand?>>4752969Yes. That'd be funny. Exactly what we did to get the marines to sick a warlord on us, and what we think of them and theirs.
>>4752969You know what, I'm down with that. Let them know exactly why the World nobles are so pissed at us they're willing to throw the big guns at us to take us out.
>>4752981Luffy didn't make her better though, she's still a piece of shit. Just a really dopey one when Luffy is near.
Well the brand won. Just hope you won't regret this>writing>>4752969Also noted
>>4752992Honestly this. She still literally kicks puppies and acts like a piece of shit with anyone not named even Rayleigh, Jinbe and Law
>>4752992Good thing she's Luffy's problem then.>>4752995So she's basically Pre-"Bulma fucked me into being a good person" Vegeta with tits.
>>4752995Pretty sure the only reason she was trying to be polite with Law was because he was literally the best doctor available to help Luffy. We haven't seen how'd she would act with him now. She's too busy being a decommissioned Warlord.
>>4753005>So she's basically Pre-"Bulma fucked me into being a good person" Vegeta with tits.I really don't like how accurate that is, but you aren't wrong.
>>4752993>Just hope you won't regret thisyour options are too vague, what are we even voting to do?
>>4753020Yes, we are.
>>4753006Probably "You have a penis fuck off" with a side of "You're monopolizing Luffy's time by being a direct ally that can follow him without having to worry about ruling an Island and I'd kill you if I didn't think he'd be mad at me for it."
>>4753020Describe in detail how we dragged that useless waste of a broken condom, Spandom, to the top of the Tower of Justice, tying to its flag poll, after stealing his Golden Den Den and calling a Buster Call on the island. In detail, I hope.
>>4753027Oh yeah, she's probably fucking pissed with the Navy knocking at her door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlViJuHY_JI"Do you want to know why you're here? Do you know why they tricked you into fighting me? Because two islands down I beat up their stupid agents, I went to Enies Lobby to burn it to the ground and made their boss watch it happen. All because they stole from me and because I made a promise to a ship. That's what I think about the government. And do you want to know what I think about that stupid brand of yours?"You take out Argent and raise it up to your hand. Going by memory of what you saw on Sandersonias back you start scratching until blood comes from the back of your palm. Once you're done you take a moment to appreciate your own handiwork and after a nod reveal it to the Boa sisters who are left speechless. Meanwhile Murray is grinning like a madman."W-What did you just do?""You said people with this belong to the Celestial Dragons, right? WELL I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM COLLECT!"As you look around at their shocked faces though you realize that they are trembling like autumn leaves in the wind. You may have overdone it a little. So you walk over to Sandersonia and present her with a few crayons."Here."With a bit of green crayon you try to turn that ugly dragon hoof into a goofy dragon head. You don't really succeed and it looks quite bad but that's the point."There."
And that is where I'll end things. I think that's a reasonable place to stop. I hope you enjoyed yourselves despite the few hiccups regarding the unusually mediocre dice and whatnot.Now I'll have to take a break for a few days and likely won't run any sooner than Wednesday.Have a good night
>>4752993>Just hope you won't regret thisPlease silver don't job again
>>4753045Good night Spooky, thanks for the run! Great content as always!
>>4752935>Want to see what I think about your stupid brand?is silver about to burn his handprint into sandersonia's back?
>>4753041>Trying to make her happy with silly crayon art on her brandThis pic has never been more relevant.
>>4753045Thanks for the run Spooky. See ya Wednesday. I probably won't make it live cause I got to get my teeth worked over but I'll be there in spirit.
>>4753055Why would Silver ever do that to her when he's pissed at Hancock?
>>4753061Turning the dragon's claw into nothing but silver's handprint, to show how absolutely meaningless that mark is.They're slaves because they let themselves, not because they've been marked as one.
>>4753045Thanks for running Spooks! Honestly don't mind the dice, setbacks makes for more interesting stories. Tho I am continuously impressed by our collective ability to dig hole we are in ever deeper. It is a talent, a bloody talent.
>>4753041>abloobloo the dragons are mean>nigga FUCK yo dragons they ain't gonn do shitIf she continues to be a dweeb after this we should kidnap her sisters and crew so they don't have to deal with her.Or kick her ass proper. With a spoon. Or if we're really angry, a slipper.
>>4753067Silver would draw a stupid picture on it first unless he hatted them enough to set them on fire. Not really going to happen here unless it was Boa.>>4753069Noooo, its Crayola
>>4753045Thanks for the run, spooks!Sorry about the spergs!
>>4753070>A slipperCalm down, it doesn't have to go that far!
>>4753072Well, silver is enough of a freak that he doesn't think much about/of pain or disfigurement in general.Case in point, he just carved apart his own hand.He wouldn't be doing it to hurt her, he'd be doing it to make a point.
>>4753045Thanks for the run. I meme about silver jobbing, but I like the dice falling sometimes, it's more interesting than silver winning all the time.
>>4753076Have you ever experienced the almighty three shoe beating?
>>4753082NOT THE THREE SHOE BEATING, CALL THE ARMY, THE NAVY, THE COASTGUARD, HE'S MAD, MAAAAAAAD!>>4753077And unless he was pissed at her directly, he'd make a point out himself first before someone else, Marines get a 50/50 shot though.
>>4753082>three shoe RolphSo this is what the Marines do when a Buster Call just isn't enough
>>4753109Its what happened to Raftell
>>4753041>"I don't care about some stupid scars. You'd be shitty people even without them.Its true actually shitty people with bad personality if any
>>4753045>Dammit Spook now I gotta make my Murray X Sandersonia omake into a Silver X Sandersonia omake!
>>4753709Snakes reproduce in orgiesMultiple males on one female
>>4753714Murray is a pure man he would never!
>>4753716A woman has needs and a gentleman provides!
>>4753709DO IT!>>4753061Why does Silver do anything?>He can>To flex>To spite someone>He simply doesn't give a fuck>We just don't knowPick one>>4753067Is casually carving the most scary brand into your palm not enough proof of his non-fuck-givery?>&g