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Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After confronting Mechikabura and finding gifts for Chilli and Megumin’s wedding in the M’lurnian ruins, Vegeta’s long-lost brother Tarble arrived on New Salda all before breakfast. Which was a massive beast that could swallow a Saiyan whole, known to the crab folks as a “mindslayer”. Due to the massive psychic attack it directed his way as Karn attempted to pull it from the sea. But after breakfast Karn took his kids to Raven’s, then after meditating with Broly checked in on the newly rediscovered brothers. After promising to train the weak Tarble with his students Karn searched for a suitable location, only to find Bardock’s boy Kakarot confronting a group who’d apparently been harassing Tunnip’s little girl Parsla. As we rejoin Karn you’re still floating silently above the confrontation, Kakarot and the lead thug having both gone Super Saiyan.

“Well now, this is unexpected.” Kakarot says, taking a fighting stance similar to his father’s; left arm down defensively, right held back ready to strike. “Looks like kicking your ass won’t be a complete waste of my time after all!”
“You arrogant little shit! DIE!!” the meathead roars, throwing his hand forward and firing a powerful energy wave right for him. But Kakarot isn’t impressed, simply grabbing Parsla by the armor and leaping into the air. The other guy’s goons shout in terror, leaping aside as his destructive wave nearly obliterates three of them. But as the attack is about to hit a gravity chamber building you blitz down in front of the beam, and activate your Barrier. Emerald energy forms a dome around both you and the building, his energy reflecting around your shield’s dome harmlessly instead of damaging the structure.
“Tch. Moron.” you mutter, ending your shield as the beams dissipates and looking up at Kakarot and the girl.

“That’s it. I’m gonna enjoy kicking your ass.” Kakarot shouts over the distance, and begins slowly lowering down towards him. But his foe has no time for that, immediately blasting off the ground. But again he underestimated Kakarot, who slips the sloppy right haymaker from the fighter easily twice his size, and buries his right fist in the man’s gut. His punch lands just below the large man’s ribs, neither moving for several seconds. That is, until Kakarot goes on the offensive. Spinning horizontally around he then slams his right knee into the man’s left ribs, you hearing the crack from here and wincing. From the sound it was more than one, at least two ribs shattered by the blow. And Kakarot’s just getting started.
cont

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>>4703084
“HIYAAAAA!!” Kakarot shouts, unleashing a dozen blows in a rapid flurry before kneeing the man’s chin skyward, finished by a double-kick square to the face that sends him flying straight down into the forest’s edge nearby. You hear another crack as the thug slams into a tree, shattering it and causing the massive tree to fall. Again, right towards the buildings. You sigh, dashing towards the building directly in the falling tree’s path. Making some quick estimations you gather your ki into the first two fingers of your right hand, and fire off a Death Slash. Your blade of ki cuts cleanly through the trunk, letting most of it fall short while catching the top section with your telekinesis. Then you set it aside, well clear of the buildings before turning your focus back towards Kakarot’s fight.

As you do, several of the Super Saiyan’s goons clearly recognize you from their expressions. None of them know how to react to your sudden appearance but you ignore them. You’re far more interested in the developing fight than any of these guys. Kakarot slowly drops back down to the ground, and begins walking towards the forest where his attack sent the guy. After a few seconds you hear a roar, a bestial sound of pure outrage and pain. The scream goes on and on, but you begin feeling it. The man’s power begins increasing, and within a few seconds and his scream changing pitch while you feel his powerlevel has doubled! Kakarot clearly feels this too, and clenching his fists you feel his power spike as well. Kakarot Ascends just as the giant of a man blasts forward out of the forest, now even larger than before in the hulking wall of muscle that is the Ultra Saiyan form. He’s now nearly large as your own Berserker form, comically contrasted to young Kakarot’s much smaller height and frame. If the two of them throw down like this, they could cause serious damage. But what happens if you stop them, and don’t let them reach a conclusion? Should you even try and stop them?

Well? What do you do?
>Super Barrier around them and yourself, mark a clear arena to keep any stray attacks or energy from destroying the training facilities
>Go Berserker yourself and dash between them, stop both their attacks and let them know there are better places for this than right beside the city
>Use your telekinesis to try and grab them both, restrain them until they both power down and knock this off
>Stay back, only interfere as you have been doing so far to protect the facilities, nothing more, and watch how this plays out
>Other(write in)
Vote open 35 minutes

>>4703086
>Stay back, only interfere as you have been doing so far to protect the facilities, nothing more, and watch how this plays out

>>4703086
>Go Berserker yourself and dash between them, stop both their attacks and let them know there are better places for this than right beside the city

Let’s let them settle this the old Saiyan way, but, where their high powers won’t get others in the way.

>>4703086
>>Go Berserker yourself and dash between them, stop both their attacks and let them know there are better places for this than right beside the city

>>4703086
>>Super Barrier around them and yourself, mark a clear arena to keep any stray attacks or energy from destroying the training facilities
So long as the Gravity chambers are fine idgaf.

>>4703102
>>4703104
>>4703112
>>4703119
Go Berserker yourself and dash between them, stop both their attacks and let them know there are better places for this than right beside the city wins it. Roll me a 2d100.
First DC: 30
Second DC: 40

Rolled 80, 26 = 106 (2d100)

>>4703144
time to flex on some scrubs

Rolled 83, 21 = 104 (2d100)

>>4703144

Rolled 93, 59 = 152 (2d100)

>>4703144

Rolled 97, 17 = 114 (2d100)

>>4703144
UNGA BUNGA my fellow Saiyans

>>4703151
Based

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>>4703145
>>4703150
>>4703151
93/100, 59/100. Success, writing.

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>>4703086
“GRRRROOOAAAAAA!!” the hulking man bellows, dashing right for Kakarot. Who responds to his challenge in kind, screaming and blitzing forward as well. At their current powerlevel this battle could get way out of hand really quick. So you decide to intervene, before they really damage the surrounding area. You’d rather keep this place intact for the afternoon’s training.
“ENOUGH!!” you roar, aura flaring as you transform as well. One moment you’re in your base form, and the next you’re the hulking wall of muscle known as the Berserker form. Instantly you move, dashing right up between the two fighters right as they’re swinging for each other. But instead of their fists striking each other’s, you catch their fists. “I said. That’s. Enough.”

“G-General Karn?!!” the brute of a man says, his shocked expression reminding you of Nappa’s. Perhaps they’re somehow related? “No way.”
“Hey, what gives?” Kakarot asks, much less intimidated by your sudden arrival. “I was in the middle of kicking this guy’s ass.”
“Yeah, but neither of you have the spatial awareness to be doing this so close to the city.” you say, letting them both go and gesture to the damage below. They both look down and see the aftermath, and the results of you protecting the buildings for the training area. “I’m hosting training for my students this afternoon, and we’ll be training here. So if you two want to fight, take it somewhere else. I’m not babysitting your fight anymore. Got it?”

“Yes sir!” the brute snaps a well-practiced salute, then turns to Kakarot. “C’mon runt, we’re not done. Unless you’d rather tuck your tail between your legs, and run away.”
“As if.” Kakarot replies confidently as the big man flies off, giving you a thumbs up before following after him. Some of the man’s more loyal goons follow slowly after, the rest having scattered. Leaving you alone with Tunnip’s little girl.
“D-Do you think he’s gonna be okay?” she asks you timidly. And you know who she means. So you chuckle and put your hand on the kid’s head, ruffling her hair a bit.
“Kakarot’ll be fine.” you tell her confidently. “That guy may look tough, but your friend’s got this battle. You should go too, and cheer him on.”
“Really?” she says, clearly surprised. But visibly thinks it over a few moments, then nods to herself. “Yeah, I will! Thanks Cauli’s dad!”

And before you can reply she blasts off, following the rapidly-fading golden trails left by the Super Saiyans. Well, that’s one problem handled. But you still have a bit of time before you need to go gathering the kids up from Raven’s and head to lunch.
>cont

>>4703238
So, what will you do?
>Head back to the island, and watch the end of their morning practice
>Follow after Kakarot and that bruiser, you do want to watch the rest of their fight
>Telepathically reach out to Chaya, and see how well things are going over at Dreadzone
>Telepathically contact Chilli, see how he’s holding up and how the preparations for his wedding are going
>Try reaching out to Towa telepathically through the seal again. After Mechikabura showed up you know the seal itself is still working
>Go visit with Silver, ask him how everything went while you were gone
>Other(write in)

>>4703240
>>Try reaching out to Towa telepathically through the seal again. After Mechikabura showed up you know the seal itself is still working

>>4703240
>>Go visit with Silver, ask him how everything went while you were gone

>>4703240
>Try reaching out to Towa telepathically through the seal again. After Mechikabura showed up you know the seal itself is still working

>>4703240
>Try reaching out to Towa telepathically through the seal again. After Mechikabura showed up you know the seal itself is still working

>>4703240
>Try reaching out to Towa telepathically through the seal again. After Mechikabura showed up you know the seal itself is still working

>>4703241
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>>4703244
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>>4703278
Try reaching out to Towa telepathically through the seal again. After Mechikabura showed up you know the seal itself is still working wins. Roll me a single d100
DC: ??

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4703288

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4703288

Rolled 3 (1d100)

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>>4703289
>>4703292
>>4703294
66/100. Well then, writing.

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check your gmail. There's something I want to ask.

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>>4703240
With a sigh you transform back down into your base form, shrinking back to normal as your feet touch the ground. And as you ponder your next move find the facility’s reservation pad, and quickly enter your name to hold the area for the next few hours after lunch. While doing that you ponder your next move, but something from this morning is still bothering you. Despite not being able to reach Towa for the last while, her seal worked well enough today for it to sense the Demon God Mechikabura. Perhaps today it’s function allowing you to telepathically reach her will also work? Either way, you’re at least going to try it. So you focus your mind on the seal, feeling the barest hint of Towa’s essence, and think.

“Hey, Towa. Can you hear me?” you telepathically reach out to the demon princess. “Can you hear me?”
“Karn?” comes the immediate, startled reply. “How-?”
“Hey, it finally works again.” you think back, happily surprised. “This hasn’t worked since you all got taken.”
“Of course it hasn’t, I had it disabled so she couldn’t infiltrate it.” she answers, you still feeling a bit of her confusion through the mental link. “But how did you know I’d just reactivated it?”
“I didn’t.” you answer her truthfully. “But after Mechikabura showed up earlier, I figured why not try again?”
“Wait, he was there? In your timeline?!” she asks, suddenly quite alarmed. So you fill her in on everything, the seal waking you up, how you found him, and what he told you of. On how to get your Berserker form to 3, the Soulstone, and the warning about a creation being made to exterminate your race. At the last one she scoffs, catching your attention.

“He probably means that Tuffle revenge machine, Baby.” she tells you.
“Another one?” you ask, and actually sigh out. It’s been more than a decade since the Tuffles were exterminated, can’t they just stay dead? As you say this she goes quiet for several seconds before speaking again.

“Unaided, that creature would not be complete for another four decades.” she informs you. “However, it seems your late friend Dr. Nefarious had been involved in it’s production, and has considerably sped up it’s development cycle. However, from what I see that creature won’t be ready for at least another two, but more likely three more decades. More than enough time to focus on and handle more urgent issues.”
“Thanks for the heads up.” you reply, feeling more certain about your earlier choice when speaking to the Demon God. “But what about you? What happened?”
cont

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>>4703395
“While we were trapped in Conton City, I had been working with Fu to prepare our escape.” she tells you. “After he found us an empty lab in a different timeline, I granted him the knowledge of certain spells to hide it from the Kai’s gaze. In exchange he moved ehat remained of my old home into this new one, and when the time was right we struck. Your sons and daughters escaped with me, leaving Conton City and taking up residence in our new home. I’ve been busy the past few months going over all the spells, wards, and other means of keeping our home secure on top of watching the kids. Who’re all eager to see you, and attend Chilli’s wedding.”

“Wait. Everyone’s coming?” you ask, suddenly both very excited and very worried. “Not that I don’t want my entire family there for him, but isn’t that just asking for Time Patrol trouble?”
“It would be.” she replies, suddenly very smug. “If we didn’t have her Ace here backing Chaya up.”
“What?” is all you can say, as hundreds of thoughts and worries swirl through your head. Why is Ace with them? Is he really on their side now, or playing double for that damnable Kai? How would you even be able to tell? So you focus your mind, and ask a single question. Which is?

Well?
>How are you hiding her top Patroller, without her finding him and kicking down the door?
>Are you absolutely sure that boy’s mind is free of her control? He’s not under some sort of mind control or anything, is he?
>What’s gonna happen when she shows up to Chilli’s wedding looking for him? Have you talked about this with Chilli and made sure that’s okay?
>Why the hell is Ace there? Of all the people who could be there, why does she have the Supreme Kai of Time’s top Patroller?
>Other(write in)

>>4703397
>>What’s gonna happen when she shows up to Chilli’s wedding looking for him? Have you talked about this with Chilli and made sure that’s okay?
Towa why. Even with Ace here, no especially if Ace is here, if you bring the entire family its gunna turn into a time CLUSTERFUCK on our boi's special day.

>>4703397
>What’s gonna happen when she shows up to Chilli’s wedding looking for him? Have you talked about this with Chilli and made sure that’s okay?

>>4703397
>Are you absolutely sure that boy’s mind is free of her control? He’s not under some sort of mind control or anything, is he?

>>4703397
>What’s gonna happen when she shows up to Chilli’s wedding looking for him? Have you talked about this with Chilli and made sure that’s okay?

>>4703400
>Even with Ace here, no especially if Ace is here, if you bring the entire family its gunna turn into a time CLUSTERFUCK on our boi's special day.
Just to clarify, she won’t be BRINGING Ace to Chilli’s wedding. He’ll be back with Perfect Cell, as the backup should things get out of control.

>>4703397
>>>What’s gonna happen when she shows up to Chilli’s wedding looking for him? Have you talked about this with Chilli and made sure that’s okay?

>>4703397
>>What’s gonna happen when she shows up to Chilli’s wedding looking for him? Have you talked about this with Chilli and made sure that’s okay?

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>>4703400
>>4703402
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>>4703436
What’s gonna happen when she shows up to Chilli’s wedding looking for him? Have you talked about this with Chilli and made sure that’s okay? wins. Concerned dad mode activate, writing.

>>4703420
>>4703441
I want Ace there. I want to see him squirm when his extended family shows up for our....chat.

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>>4703395
>from what I see that creature won’t be ready for at least another two, but more likely three more decades.
Glad that nigga is a ways off from being a problem.

>>4703513
Fake picture, Cooler is a BIIIIIITCH, with a micro dick to match his spine.

>>4703513
Honestly I think either Baby isn't who Mecha meant or Towa failed to account for something

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>>4703397
“You may have captured Ace, but what happens when she sees him?” you ask her seriously. “If that damn Kai finds Ace here, you know just as well as I do that she’ll stop at nothing to get him back. No matter how badly it messes up their wedding, as we’ve seen.”
“Oh no, you misunderstood me.” she answers calmly. “Ace won’t be coming, just members of your family. At Chilli’s request, too. We were just talking moments ago, and he asked me if we would be coming too.”
“Well that’s a good thing. But still, what about the Time Patrol?” you ask her, unrelenting. The last thing you want for your son are a bunch of annoying party crashers. “Even with the four of us adults, there are a LOT of them. How do we keep everyone safe?”

“For that, your son actually has the solution.” she answers, you almost feeling her usual smirk. “He’s been researching through that book of his, and seems to have found just the spell. It only lasts for an hour or so, but his Land of the Dead spell should keep them from interfering. It’s a spell that will make everyone under it’s influence appear as nothing more than wandering spirits to those not included. So to the pesky Time Patrol, it will appear as nothing more than a gathering of specters, and not living beings. And once he’s cast his spell I shall cast a temporal seal on his, preventing the spell from being tampered with even before it’s casting. With both spells up the Time Patrol will be unable to act, and allow your son’s wedding to go on without a hitch.”

“Seems you two have thought of everything.” you say approvingly. The last thing your son’s big day needs is complications. “So, how has everyone been?”

You and Towa talk of your three kids together for a few minutes, you learning of how far they have each come in their respective trainings and how excited they all are to finally be able to see you again. But after a few she tells you she has to go, the gravity chamber broke down again and she needs to go fix it. So you say your farewells and she ends the link, you lifting into the air and flying back towards Raven, Meloka, and your children. Which, before the afternoon lessons with your students begins, leaves you one question: where will you go for lunch?

Well?
>See what Silver’s cooking at your place
>Take the kids out fishing again, see if they can find and take down one of those Mindslayers by themselves
>Travel over to the Jiralhanae village, and see if they’ll let you all join them
>Other(write in)

>>4703529
>Grab the kids and see what everyone is in the mood for.

>>4703529
>>See what Silver’s cooking at your place
We haven't had Silvers since we came back if I remember right.

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>>4703517
Once Cooler starts hitting the weights he’ll put that turbohomo Frieza in a bodybag.
>>4703529
>>Travel over to the Jiralhanae village, and see if they’ll let you all join them

>>4703529
>>See what Silver’s cooking at your place

>>4703529
>Try and sense where some of your more powerful students are at the moment and join them for lunch.
Time to stop being a damn hermit for a minute.

>>4703529
>See what Silver’s cooking at your place

>>4703529
I'd like to change my vote >>4703536
to >>4703539
It's been a while since we've mixed it up with a write-in

>>4703529
>>See what Silver’s cooking at your place

>>4703529
>>4703532
Meh, changing to this>>4703539

>>4703529
>>4703534
Switching to this
>>4703539

Rolled 51, 94, 56, 88, 82, 23 = 394 (6d100)

>>4703532
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>>4703555
Write in wins it, time to cause a scene at the local mess. Roll me a 2d100 then.
First DC: 45
Second DC: ??

Rolled 68, 19 = 87 (2d100)

>>4703592
LET'S GOOOOOOO

Rolled 42, 4 = 46 (2d100)

>>4703592

Rolled 78, 80 = 158 (2d100)

>>4703592

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>>4703593
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>>4703603
78/100, 80/100. Far less chaos than there could have been, well done. Writing.

>>4703603
whew, nice clutch

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Also I want to drop this here for you guys, because I know you all will get a kick out of it. Got a few dbs cards ordered online, and the greatest sticker in the world came with them. To you, you magnificent bastard who added this surprise into my box, you’re a fucking legend.

>>4703648
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>>4703529
Pondering your options as you fly, you realize you don’t know where your students even eat. During the past week, when taking a break from the work of unloading the Lucrehulk, occasionally some of your students would stop by your little island and eat at Silver’s. Which is still a popular place to come and eat, thanks to his constant quality. But when not eating at your place, you don’t actually know where most of them go. So today, you’re going to change that. Landing by your family you see the lesson wrapping up, the image of the late Guardian vanishing.

“Well done everyone.” Raven says, then turns to you. “And welcome back.”
“Thanks again.” you say to her, then turn to your kids. “Alright, who’s hungry?”

A chorus of “meees!” ring out, you chuckling at their enthusiasm.

“Alright everyone, today we’re doing something different for lunch.” you say, rising back up into the air. “Follow me.”

And so you take flight once more, leaving Raven’s island and headed back to the mainland. Ki sense expanding out as you do, you feel several familiar presences gathered. So you home in on their signatures, and start heading towards them. Your path brings you back into the city, closer to the northern end than the palace and touch down outside a rather large, unassuming building. And without hesitation open the door.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ygcHWms0UNs

Music blares out of several overhead speakers, loud enough to be heard over the dull roar of dozens of people’s conversations but not so loud that they can’t hear each other. Looking around you see several dozen other Saiyans gathered in their own groups around tables, eating and taking merrily. But as the door opens several turn around, and upon seeing you everyone freezes. Even the music stops after several akward seconds, and seemingly the entire mess hall is looking at you expectantly. But before you can say anything, someone else speaks up.

“Hey, it’s Karn.” Lattu, your first Super Saiyan student calls out. You see her sitting with the other Super Saiyans Sabi, Rugu, Totoma and Nion, as well as a few of those you’d felt were close to transforming before the war ended. “Come to join us today?”
“How’d you know?” you reply, walking over to them. As you make your way to their table the music picks back up, and by the time you walk over everyone’s back to their own discussions. With several “discreet” glances thrown your way. But whatever, you’re not here for the onlookers. You’re here for your students. So you walk over, and take a seat at their table. Your kids rush around and gather a few empty chairs from around the neighboring tables, and soon all of you are seated. “So. You guys all ready for today?”
cont

>>4703722
“Oh yeah, it’s about time.” Lattu says jokingly. “Was starting to worry you’d gone off and retired.”
“Nah, I was just taking a bit of a break. We all earned one.” you tell her, then address everyone. “We’ll have the area for at least a few hours, the larger complex to the north of the city to use.”
“We already figured.” Katsu, one of the strongest of your students who hasn’t yet transformed says. Last time you’d measured his powerlevel he was at well over three hundred thousand, and judging from his looks he’s been keeping up the hard work. “Felt your power flare up a bit earlier, almost thought it was time to get started.”

“Nah, Bardock’s second boy and some guy I don’t know got in a slugging match there.” you explain. “Had to intervene so they wouldn’t level the place as collateral.”
“That’s Kakarot, right?” Rugu asks, you nodding. “Fought him once, sparred in one of the rooms. Kid’s built like a damn freak.”
“He’s not that strong.” Broly retorts.
“Easy for you to say kid, you’re probably close to twice as strong as he is.” Totoma says with a laugh, downing her entire mug before waving to one of the servers to bring her another. “And make this one a double! Anyways, you kids are special. Dunno what it is about your parents, but not one of you is normal.”
“What does that mean?” Tatsu and Tomi ask her simultaneously. To which she doesn’t answer them, simply gesturing their way while looking at Broly. And you do have to agree, at least mentally, that none of your kids are normal. But what’s wrong with being exceptional?
“H-Hello, welcome.” a nervous-sounding server says, bringing another large pitcher for Totoma. “What can I get you all?”
“Any suggestions?” Meloka asks, before anyone else can speak up. “This is our first time here, what would you recommend?”

“Oh, well today’s special is-“ she says, and begins droning on. You lose focus, instead keenly aware of something. You feel something, or someone, staring at the back of your head with lethal intent. Your instincts don’t warn you to move immediately, but you do feel something threatening behind you, deeper into the mess hall.

But what do you do about it?
>Try to find the energy of anything or anyone out of place, then Instant Transmission behind them
>Stand right up, turn around, and try to see whatever’s looking at you like that
>Telepathically warn Meloka, have her deploy her Warding Eyes around the table and ready to intercept any sort of trouble
>Outwardly ignore it for now, but don’t let that sensation slide. Keep your attention on your instincts, and be ready whenever the threat strikes
>Use Bane, have the phantom in your head to sneak around, and try to find who your instincts are warning you of
>Other(write in)

>>4703727
>>Use Bane, have the phantom in your head to sneak around, and try to find who your instincts are warning you of
How many bodies do we have leave behind before they finally wise up?

>>4703727
>Outwardly ignore it for now, but don’t let that sensation slide. Keep your attention on your instincts, and be ready whenever the threat strikes
Adorable, they actually think they have a shot at taking our head.
That's exactly the kind of initiative I want out of our students.
We can wait until they grow a pair and make a move.

>>4703727
>Outwardly ignore it for now, but don’t let that sensation slide. Keep your attention on your instincts, and be ready whenever the threat strikes
AGAIN, A MOTHERFUCKER IS TRYING AGAIN?!

>>4703748
We did just walk into one a hall with some of the strongest Saiyans on the planet outside of our family and friends.
I'm fairly certain one of the more old-school Saiyans thinks this is their time to shine.
That or it's another Sith Initiate who thinks they're ready to tangle with the Dragon.

>>4703756
Pretty sure Bane learned his lesson and there aren't any more "students" around. Old school Saiyans that have been around long enough would know better than to swing at us when our kids can kill them.

>>4703727
>Use Bane, have the phantom in your head to sneak around, and try to find who your instincts are warning you of
hopefully Bane's intel can stop some dumbass from ruining a nice meal

>>4703760
>Pretty sure Bane learned his lesson and there aren't any more "students" around
No more new students you mean. For all we know, multiple people could have come into contact with his Holocron before the incident with the saboteur.
>Old school Saiyans that have been around long enough would know better than to swing at us when our kids can kill them.
But not a young buck who was raised as a traditional Saiyan.
Especially not one who can't sense Ki, which is apparently still pretty rare among Saiyans.

>>4703770
>But not a young buck who was raised as a traditional Saiyan.
>Especially not one who can't sense Ki, which is apparently still pretty rare among Saiyans.
Yeah, I forget about that, we'll need to add that too the curriculum.

>>4703727
>>Use Bane, have the phantom in your head to sneak around, and try to find who your instincts are warning you of

>>4703727
>Stand right up, turn around, and try to see whatever’s looking at you like that

This is so totally the mortal kombat guy, let's just get this over with before he gets any angrier

Rolled 60, 3 = 63 (2d100)

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>>4703798
Use Bane, have the phantom in your head to sneak around, and try to find who your instincts are warning you of wins it. Alright then, roll me a d100.
No DC, different kind of roll.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4703814

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4703814

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4703814

Rolled 34 (1d100)

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>>4703819
63/100. Not a bad roll, but could have been much better. Writing.

Maaaaaaaan. Auto update is shit.

GD manages to always scare me with his reactions to dice rolls

>>4703827
Yup.

>>4703814
I really really hope that 3 isn't Bane's roll

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>>4703829
You’re welcome

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>>4703727
“Hey, Bane. You feel that?” you think telepathically reaching out to the imprint of an ancient Sith formed when you touched the dark lord’s long-buried holocron.
“Indeed. Someone wants you dead.” he replies. the image of the ancient appearing by your side. And since no one reacts, doubtlessly he isn’t actually there. Just projecting an image of himself into your mind so you can “see” him, instead of being a voice in your head. He’d explained why once before, someone went mad from his voice, etc. But you’re not bothered, as long as he respects your boundaries and doesn’t try anything shady. “And you want me to take a look around.”

“Appreciate it.” you reply, Bane’s image as well as his presence in your mind vanishing. The ancient sith lord might not like your attitude sometimes, but he doesn’t openly oppose your choices. He knows you can be stubborn, and sees the potential within you. Plus he’s also a millennia-old phantom with nothing but time, he can afford to be patient. With the sith going out to counter-snoop and spy around you focus back on the waitress, who’s looking at you expectantly. “Sorry, lost in thought. Which would you recommend.”

She recommends the special which you take, and she hurries off after rattling off the meal for the table for accuracy. Meanwhile you shift focus back to your students, who seemingly haven’t felt anything off.

“So, Karn. Now that your break’s over, what’s the plan?” Rugu asks, the slightly-older Saiyan always direct and to the point. “What is training going to look like going forward?”
“Yeah, I’m curious about that too.” Sabi says, all the students as well as your kids looking to you. “What’s training gonna look like now? Are we gonna focus on gettin’ big, like you an’ Nappa? Getting to higher and higher transformations?”
“Or perhaps working on our ki and control, mastering our own energy and maximizing our efficiency?” Katsu asks. “Or hell, even just focusing on getting EVERYONE to be a Super Saiyan. If we all could transform, we’d be a whole lot more dangerous as a force.”
“Can’t deny that, an army of Super Saiyans would be terrifying.” Lattu says, the weakest Super Saiyan at the table. Considering transforming only makes her four times stronger than Katsu, who cannot transform, she more than the rest of them knows the value of the form. “So, spill it. What’s the plan?”

Well? Do you have a plan?
>Write ins only
40 minute time on write in only vote, for extra discussion
You’ll see the results of that last roll later

>>4703919
>"Well, there is good news, and there is bad news. Which do you guys want to hear first?"
>Telepathically let them know that someone is looking at us with lethal intent, and keep acting normal.
>Wink at them while joking about there being ki blade training, and about being prepared for attacks at any time.
>Telepathically let Meloka know to be prepared to grab the kids and teleport while we Barrier whoever tries to jump at us, trapping them at the table with us and every student ready to stab the fuck out of them.
>Just in case this isn't some fucker out for us, we start telling the students out loud on the joys of being targets by Assassins at large for being Super Saiyans, and there will be Ki Sensing training on top of our regular schedual.

>>4703919
Everyone will be splitting their training into a few parts.

First half will be Ki Control and Mastery of whatever transformation you have access to at the time.

Once you've completely mastered your current form, then you can train to unlock the next one, and switch to increasing your power level.

If we get any new students who can't transform yet, they'll be put through the wringer until they can, and depending on their power level either work on Ki Control to PL depending what their base power is.

>>4703930
Lets save legit scheduling for when we get everyone together.

>>4703930
>>4703928
Well let's not vote too early, we got 40 minutes.

I think we'd be best off with those who can already transform getting into the mindset of keeping the form on, so transformation training for them. Since it's their first real day trying it, we can probably take it a bit easier on ki extraneous activities and leave them to instead focus on that and ki control.
I suppose we also do a fair bit of basic ki increase training with the lower level members like Lattu and get those close to transformation
like Katsu to go over it before they begin to lose their training war mindset and relax too much

>>4703933
.....anon. We're the teacher. This is us deciding IC what the teaching schedule is, which we'll tell all our students later, why do you think GD even brought this subject up as a vote now?

>>4703928
You scared, bub?

>>4703939
We got someone dumb enough to try taking a swing at us with our kids nearby.
>>4703938
Because we got another wannabe assassin in the room.

>>4703943
He wouldn't give us such a long vote for that though anon, this is the training vote for sure.

>>4703919
The training is gonna be focused on getting everybody to a certain "level". That level being:

-150k minimum base powerlevel
-Super Saiyan 1 mastery for all hands
-Ki blade sparring / Djem So basics (Completion of this goal is dependent on a test spar with Karn)
-Techniques to include: Ki Blades, Barrier, Mouth Beam, Energy Javelin, and Power Ball.
Focusing on a different technique each day or splitting our students into groups and rotating each group through the techniques

If you've already met one of the goals you can become an instructor of sorts for that activity. allowing the rest of the group to improve faster. Should you have all the goals met you can consider yourself a basically trained Saiyan warrior. We can get more advanced once we have enough people meeting the standards.

>>4703947
Oh, I like it a lot, nice anon. Though I think they'd be better off learning Su Ma in the long run taking things into consideration. And while 150k is certainly where I'd like them all to lie, perhaps a shorter goal is better for our students who are lagging behind quite a bit like Cress since that's about over 4 times her current ki total. Maybe those below 50k need a 100k minimum and add a penalty if they don't like dismissal? And those who are well above the threshold instead aim for 300k like Fannel and Ayote?

For reference btw guys, here's the exact pastebin link https://pastebin.com/3htQXwYD

>>4703919
>Katsu hit the nail on the head. First and foremost I want every Saiyan under my wing to be a Super Saiyan. And not just a Super Saiyan, but ones who have mastered the transformation.
>On top of that, I have a list of techniques and a few martial forms I want to make sure you all know. Who knows, maybe you'll teach me something once you learn em and start getting creative.
>First and foremost though, those of you who CAN'T sense energy need to rectify that immediately. That's a whole spectrum of combat some of you are just ignoring, and it might get you killed.

>>4703955
Thank you thank you. I tried to fashion it a bit like bootcamp when I went through. Just trying to get everybody competent. They can specialize once they have the basics down.

Does anyone know off the top of their head what the "typical" powerlevel of our students is? I only see Lattu's listed in the pastebin and quick math puts Katsu at 371,875, but they sound like special cases.
>>4703947
sounds good, but I don't know how appropriate those goals are for all of the students and it might be too involved for an answer right now. I'm leaning towards voting >>4703957, it seems to prioritize the right stuff while being concise enough. Hitting Super Saiyan is probably the best goal for them right nowand the one that will motivate them the most, and ki sensing is a logical step to hit while working to it.

>>4703947
Well GD, unless we're getting just a bit more of a time extension for discussion I'll be going for this run so you can write instead of waiting

oops, I didn't check the other pastebins for the students, ignore my question

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>>4703980
FUCK

>>4703919
>Ki control. Power levels can’t accurately predict how dangerous you are if you master your energy. You’ll be a hundred times more lethal, without giving it away to everyone around you.

>>4703919
backing >>4703947

>>4703969
Well to shorten your time a tad, most our students seem to lie between 40k-70k with a few exceptions above or below. Thankfully more above students then below. This does
make the 150k goal seem less possible for those students who aren't lucky enough to be on the higher ki spectrum, unless of course we count ssj transformation as an alternative to meeting the mark

Also yeah GD, I forget but do all our students already know ki sensing or have we neglected that?

>>4703978
>https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQM
Shiiiiiit, forgot that was there. Nice info to have.
Also RIP to the four who bit the dust.
We should get some type of memorial going for them.

I'm going to feel a little silly if GD just wanted one focus area like Ki control OR super saiyan to begin with.

>>4703947
I would also like to add ki sensing as the other anons have pointed out it's usefulness.

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>>4703928
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>>4703986
Interesting. Some basic concepts carry across the votes, so this’ll work out well. One anon said it best, “basic competency”.
>>4703992
This was all about what you all think. And you(Karn) clearly think there is a lot to work on.

Very well. Writing.

>>4703998
>This was all about what you all think. And you(Karn) clearly think there is a lot to work on.
There's always something we could be doing better. Always gotta push our limits and all that.

>>4703998
Rough draft of the saiyan creed. Mostly aped from the sailor's creed.

I am a Saiyan warrior.

I stand ready to defend the Saiyan race and carry out the orders of those appointed over me.

I represent the honor and pride of the Saiyan race and those who have journeyed into the howling dark, never to return again

I proudly serve the Saiyan Army with Honor, Courage, and Vigilance

I am committed to the prosperity of the Saiyan race and all who would call us allies.

>>4704106
>aped
heh

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>>4703919
“To be completely honest, we’ve got a lot of work ahead of us.” you say, clearly surprising the lot of them. “As you said Katsu, an entire force of Super Saiyans is extremely dangerous. That had been my hope, to get everyone to that point during the war. Thankfully we managed to end it early, but that doesn’t mean our goals have lessened. You never know what is lurking in the shadows, getting ready to try something. There could even be someone in here, planning to attack us.”

“They’d have to be out of their mind.” Sabi says, ever confident. “Even disregarding you two, and your kids, the seven of us could take the whole rest of the room ourselves.”
“I wouldn’t be so sure.” the soft-spoken Cenoria says, the first words she’s spoken since you walked in. “I don’t know why, but ever since you walked in I’ve felt nervous.”
“Well at least your instincts are working.” you say, startling everyone. And you don’t lower your voice, in fact speak up just a little louder than necessary. “Ever since we walked in, someone in this building has wanted me dead.”

As you say “dead” the music stops, and for a brief instant there is complete silence. As if the universe itself conspired with you to emphasize your point. But then the next song starts, and you continue.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nNXSUS2zQEg

“Some of you lack the instinct to deal with the kinds of threats that being a Super Saiyan brings:” you continue, taking your drink from the server with a nod and a thank you. After taking a pull continue, the drink’s heat matching the fire within. “Cowards love trying to take us out by stabbing us in the back. And if your instincts aren’t up to the task, then your ability to sense the ki of those around you better be. Especially if they try and hide themselves, suppressing their ki.”
“So learning or I guess mastering our transformations, and learning that technique?” Nion asks. “But what of us who’ve already learned those skills?”
“Gravity. Training.” you reply. “You and some of the others have excellent skills, but that just won’t cut it against opponents who’ve eclipsed your power times over. By the end of next year, since this one’s almost over, every single student who’s been with us that long will have a base powerlevel of one hundred fifty, no. Two hundred thousand, minimum. Which should give a transformed power of at least eight digits.”

At the silence around you, you realize the whole table’s looking at you. Someone from a nearby table let’s out a low whistle, clearly shocked. But you ignore the onlooker, instead focusing on your students before you, and realizing you have a point to drive home.
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>>4704121
“Did you think we were done?” you ask them all. “Did you think that, since we “won” that it’s over? No. Now that the war’s done, that’s less time to take away from your training. Each and every one of you told me, promised me that you wouldn’t quit. That you would give one hundred percent to better yourselves, to protect our people. Are you saying you want to back out now, now that things are gonna get a little bit difficult?”

“Absolutely not!” Lattu shouts, rising up to her feet and surprising not only her fellow students but several people nearby. “Before you took me in, I was nothing! I promised you I would give it everything I got, and be worth the time you put in to train me! No way in hell am I backing down now!”
“That’s the spirit!” Caulifla shouts, your little ‘Angel of Mercy’ joining in the excitement by jumping up and standing on her chair. “Never give up!”

Which is of course the moment your unseen assassin strikes.

“Behind you, here.” Bane thinks to you, almost seeming to highlight an insignificant ki signature behind you. And the moment he does your instincts scream at you in warning, so without hesitation unleash your ki in the shimmering, emerald dome of your Barrier. As you do you feel an impact, turning to see a beam of energy slam into that shield only to be deflected into the ceiling. But following the beam back you see a Sangheili of all things appear, tossing the rifle aside and drawing a pair of Energy Swords.

“Saiyan bastard!!” it roars, dashing forward and leaping at you. However the moment it crosses into your Barrier, seven Energy Javelins fly up, one from each of your students and pierces the splitjaw. Without waiting you condense and shrink your Barrier, not around you but around the splitjaw. “The Covenant will rise a-!”

BOOM

Your students’ attacks all explode, consumed by the sudden fireball. Thankfully your Barrier holds, and the blast doesn’t affect anyone’s meal, but the Barrier-clad corpse begins smoking. Which is of course the moment your server walks out with platters of food, to see a smoking corpse and everyone else silently looking at either you or it.”

“And that’s why you keep up with your training. Never know who’s out to get you.” you say to them, then turn and see her shocked face. “Perfect timing.”

Grabbing the worthless body with your telekinesis, you toss the would-be splitjaw assassin out the door without a second look while sitting back down in your seat. The server seems a bit shaken by that but keeps doing her job, letting you all eat your meal.
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>>4704122
“Thanks for the spotting.” you telepathically thank Bane for his efforts. He doesn’t respond, no doubt upset with himself that the splitjaw managed to hide so well from him. But you leave it alone, everything worked out and your instincts are no longer bugging you about a threat on your back. So you chow down, tearing into your meal with the kind of vigor only a Saiyan can. Which is alright, nothing special. Not even on the same level as Silver’s disciples, or that Mindslayer you had for breakfast. But it’s serviceable, you eating your entire meal.

Once everyone’s done you all head out, wife, kids, and students in tow, and fly to the area you’d designated for your students’ training. As you all touch down you’re surprised to see several of your students already here, as well as many new faces. One of which who’s face is less familiar than his arms, since the giant of a man has four.

Open spoiler here
“I have found you, Dragon of New Salda.” the four-armed man says, stomping forward towards you. But before he can take more than two steps Meloka’s already immobilized him, trapping the man in her Hellzone Prison. Firing off a Scattershot’s worth of tiny blasts that all surround him she fires a beam. Which is reflected around to several others, on and on forming a cage of energy around the giant. “I have come to challenge that name. We, the mighty Shokan people are the descendants of dragons, and not you apes. I shall not let such slander against my people go unpunished.”

And to your surprise feel an unfamiliar energy well up within him, flame-like energy gathering around his four forearms as he deflects Meloka’s beams in different directions. Which opens up a path through the prison, the giant walking right through it as Meloka ends the technique. Well. That’s certainly one way to make an impression.

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 153 paused-

>>4704122
.....they breed like fucking rabbits, seriously, how god damn many are left skulking around out here?

>>4704122
Man I love our students

>>4704125
Oh...do we keep Goro's bracers when we kick his ass?

>>4704125
And that’s it for this weekend, everyone enjoying this episode? Ready to confront a dragon, or at least someone claiming that heritage? Reminder that we won’t be continuing tomorrow unfortunately, and next weekend I won’t be running for some personal reasons. Which, depending on how it goes I may share some of it here with you guys. So as of right now, this episode will continue Easter weekend, the 3rd and 4th of April. In the meantime I have two epilogues planned, one a very special one thanks to the upcoming month. Hope you all are ready for another wild ride!

>>4704130
It’s been waiting for a chance to murder you, tailing one of your students in hopes to get close and take a shot.
>>4704132
They are pretty good. But of all of them, Lattu’s certainly the most loyal.
>>4704141
Wouldn’t do you much good. They don’t change size

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>>4704149
>one a very special one thanks to the upcoming month. Hope you all are ready for another wild ride!
NO NOT AGAIN

It's time for another round of speculating on why Karn has such a bullshit-tier danger sense.
My hypothesis is that it's a subconcious manifestation of the force. He's probably been force-sensitive his whole life, and his lifestyle lead to it being the most natural part of him, so he never even realizes it's something more than pure 'instinct'.

>>4704156
It’s not gonna be him, this time. But I think you all will enjoy it nonetheless.
>>4704165
A pretty good answer. Precognition and disturbances could be a possible explanation.

>>4704165
I'd say it's a pretty natural response to the environment he was raised in and the actions he's taken since he became a part of the PTO.
You don't live long as a tribal Saiyan if you don't develop some keen awareness.
This was likely further developed under Tatsu's watchful eye since he's always been the archetypical veteran for as long as Karn's known him.
Combine that with everything that's happened over the course of the quest and it's no wonder his danger-sense has blossomed into some kind of precognition.
I'll also say he might just be predisposed towards being innately aware of his surroundings given how he's confirmed to be capable of tapping into Ultra Instinct, which I assume is extremely fucking rare.

>>4704165
Never considered a real reason to Karns extraordinary senses. I always figured that he’s just that good.

>>4704180
>I'd say it's a pretty natural response to the environment he was raised in and the actions he's taken since he became a part of the PTO.
I’m not sure how you anons live your lives, but have you ever been stalked by a predator? If you’ve spent enough time on the hunt(or being hunted, I’d assume), you can actually develop a sense for it. You can almost feel where someone’s eyes are on you, and sometimes even their direction.
>>4704239
Always a possible answer. MCs do have gifts others just generally don’t.

>>4704180
yeah typically thinks actually CAN'T tap into UI, theres a reason why it's specifically designated as the technique of the gods.

>>4704258
>You can almost feel where someone’s eyes are on you, and sometimes even their direction.
That phenomenon is a form of IRL telepathy, if you're looking to categorize it.

>>4704714
Utter nonsense. It's clearly [An ability that changes when observed]. I call it "The Karn Effect". It's clear that the intent to murder gives off a specific electromagnetic signal from the aggressor's brain, which interacts with-
This is fucking stupid

>>4704727
You fucking fool. It's clearly that the moment someone looks in your general direction it engages in quantum entanglement with the molecules in your head.

It'll never happen, but how much ultra divine water could karn drink before he fucking dies

>>4705155
Yes
And Kazuma is going to get us our side trip quest, it can happen.

>>4705191
I'm sure he'll put two and two together and figure out exactly how important Karn really is in this timeline once he starts asking some questions.

>>4705389
Its going to be fucking hilarious.

>>4705407
It's gonna be weird if Kazuma assumes Karn is also another Isekai protag.

>>4705469
Maybe? It could give Karn a reason to think of what happens for those reborn in the afterlife. Honestly, Bane is going to be the one MUCH more interested in that aspect of Kazuma's knowledge.

>>4705479
>I...I'm from a comic book?
>Is it any good?

>>4704714
Neat.
>>4704727
>>4704796
Ha
>>4705155
Quite a bit.
>>4705191
Implying an awful lot there.
>>4705389
He’s not exactly slow.
>>4705469
>if Kazuma assumes Karn is also another Isekai protag.
>if
He’ll wish he got that goddess. But little does he know, Kazuma actually has a better relationship with goddesses than Karn.
>>4705479
He would be, very much so. But Kazuma learned long ago to play his cards close to the chest.

>>4705549
Kazuma is going to hear us talk alot of shit about gods being nothing but trash, the ones Caulifla likes not withstanding.

>>4705549
>He’ll wish he got that goddess. But little does he know, Kazuma actually has a better relationship with goddesses than Karn.
To be absolutely fair, it's not all bad since we can actively destroy them now...right?
Is that not something DDF can do?

>>4705579
Oh yeah, we can kill gods with DDF, getting ahold of them is a different conversation.

>>4705579
we've been able to technically kill gods/goddesses for literal ages considering kais are gods and their pretty fucking squishy. also i kind of can't wait for kazuma to hear of our rant about gods and realize how badly fucked this timeline is, especially if he hears about us being sick of cars.

>>4705686
>especially if he hears about us being sick of cars
I'll be real, even if Karn doesn't exactly like Kars after that terrible introduction, it's not like he vehemently hates the guy.
More to the point, I'm pretty sure it's been years in-quest since Kars has even crossed Karn's mind.
Hell, they're both on the same page about the current divine hierarchy being woefully incompetent.

>>4705689
yeah i mostly brought it up cause i could see kazuma try to figure out what the shit do we mean about our vendetta against divine kind and kars is an incredibly good example why things are fucked, when a literal vampire is better then most of the retards that be you can tell its a massive fucking problem.

>>4705565
That probably depends on how Aqua behaves. And, how a certain other individual may act. She does want to see Megumin’s progress, after all.
>>4705579
>Is that not something DDF can do?
Seems anon has some required reading to do! I have several different pastebins up, linked in the very first post of each thread for just this sort of thing!
https://pastebin.com/A3nV1kqD
>>4705686
>especially if he hears about us being sick of cars.
Here’s a question for you: When did JJBA: BT release? The manga, mind, not the anime. Now ask yourself if a full-time otaku would know of Kars.
>>4705689
Hasn’t been years, he showed up recently remember? Skulking around the ship, and was confronted by Karn and Tanya?
>Hell, they're both on the same page about the current divine hierarchy being woefully incompetent.
Not wrong there. And Kars is quite intelligent, and not only knows how to supplant the Supreme Kai without causing a disturbance to the sleeping Beerus, but can do that while also keeping the Destroyer alive. After all, tying his own life force to the only being(he thinks) could stop him at that point is a win-win to him.
>>4705704
Kazuma would be quite understanding of such a vendetta. But does Karn actually HATE most of the deities? SKoT is a given, obviously. But does he HATE Shin? Or does he just think that he’s useless, and better off replaced? Granted, Shin did actually save Karn’s life at the last possible instance once. But that was hours into a treaty-breaking siege led by the Prophets’ gold-plated attack dog.

>>4706521
Is Raditz on New Salda? After our "discussion" with him back in that gravity chamber I was wondering if he was around to maybe show up for Karn's training. I could see him attending to show that he's not backing down and will do whatever it takes to get stronger, but I could also see him going completely independent from Karn to prove that he can stand on his own to be alongside Chaya.

>>4706604
A very good question. You know Chaya’s off world, her ki not on the planet. But you haven’t sensed for Raditz.

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>>4706694
Interesting, I wonder what his game plan is. It'll be fun to see how he develops.

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I just realized something.
With Chilli's wedding coming up, we're gonna have to make what is possibly the most important decision in our entire life.
What kind of suit are we gonna wear?

>>4706891
Frieza's got us covered.

>>4706905
I know we're gonna be looking fresh no matter what, but I'd like to have a little bit of input on what we're gonna be wearing to our son's wedding.

>>4706874
He’s still a simple guy, just with different goals than his “canon” self.
>>4706891
You do have a suit already, from your marriage. If you haven’t bulked up too much for it. It’s been kept in the “couples” pod Freeza had(after being cleaned) for you. Speaking of, you may want to gift that pod to them as well, at least for the night.

>>4706943
>You do have a suit already, from your marriage
Correction. We have a bright white wedding tuxedo that's gaudy as hell for a guest to be wearing.
>Speaking of, you may want to gift that pod to them as well, at least for the night.
If he needs privacy, I'm sure he can figure out a way to get it.

>>4706956
True. But remember, this isn’t a normal wedding. This is a Crimson Demon wedding. Do you REALLY think the entire village won’t be wearing their most attention-grabbing clothes? Although wearing white may be a bad idea.
>If he needs privacy, I'm sure he can figure out a way to get it.
Yes. But he may appreciate it, knowing you got it from Freeza for your own wedding night.

>>4706891
Why does that guy seem so huge in that suit?

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QM UPDATE

So for this first intermission, we’ll be stepping back a bit from the ToP what if’s, and instead taking a look at some different ones. Starting with one of the best, pre-BoG Z movies

>>4707116
I did not need to see King Kai's gigantic nipples after he painted himself yellow and folded he antennae back.

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>>4707105
Because that's Ronnie Coleman. A fucking legend.

>>4707146
Oh. Yeah that would do it. Jesus.

>>4707138
Ha.
>>4707146
Yes

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Fun fact about Janemba: most everyone tends to forget what happened to everywhere outside the spirit realm. Now, for those unable to Instant Transmission to King Kai’s and cross over, how would you actually be able to stop him?

>>4708339
>how would you actually be able to stop him?
Probably turning pink, becoming a retard, and screaming really, really hard.

>>4708339
>Now, for those unable to Instant Transmission to King Kai’s and cross over, how would you actually be able to stop him?
I guess you'd just die.
No really. You just die, hop on down to Hell when you run into the barrier around the Check-In Station and kick Janemba's fucking teeth in.
Obviously that requires you knowing how Otherworld works is laid out, but it's not that hard to figure out when you get there.
Alternatively, I'm sure Raven knows some way of communing with the dead or forcefully removing our soul so we can travel to Otherworld without having to actually bite the dust.
Even more out there, but somehow straight forward, we try and sense the absolutely fucking massive amount of demonic ki and Instant Transmission to it.

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>>4708339
>most everyone tends to forget what happened to everywhere outside the spirit realm
Oh right, the floodgates of hell opening up.
It reminds me how many less-than-powercrept Covenant Stand-users might have an axe to grind such as the user of a certain Requiem Stand

>>4708339
Actually GD, if the souls of the damned come rushing out of hell for Round 2/3/4/5/6 for some of them, since their already purely spiritual beings does that mean if Divine Dragon Force hits them we can ACTUALLY Perma Kill the fuckers? Assuming DDF is back at that point anyway.

>>4708339
The Supreme Kai. There's no other real way to know what's responsible and get to where you need to be outside it. With the Supreme Jai's aid, his actual aid Kibito, then one could manage to get there to face janemba. There's no real other way, since death doesn't quite lead to HFIL in the current state

>>4708380
Ha!
>>4708448
There is a better option. As for Raven, quite possibly. Remember after Raditz, Kami PERSONALLY took Goku before King Yemma to get him that chance at Snake Way.
With the barrier weakened, you could potentially sense it. After all, Goten and Trunks could sense the birth of Gogeta.
>>4709018
And how many enemies you’ve YET to fight. Imagine how many foes Karn can have killed by Age 774, another quarter-century from now.
>>4709061
Yes. Same as with a halo’d being. Directly striking their “heavenly” body and turning that energy against them, would erase someone completely.
>>4709067
Kibito’s(or Kars’) Kai Kai would work, allowing instantaneous movement directly to him. Although everyone’s forgetting another option(and child).

>>4709139
would chilli as the servant of a major death god have any possible way to get us where we would need to go to deal with shit? thats really the main way i can think of, either that or see if towa can do something.

>>4709018
That's hardly scary. Weak. You know what you should be afraid of? The Ghost of Nefarious Past

No escape.

>>4709183
>That's hardly scary. Weak.
Try telling that to Chilli after he's shown Megumin's intestines nailed to the wall of CFR's dungeon, kiddo :)

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>>4709183
>The Ghost of Nefarious Past

>>4709166
I think going to the underworld would be something he could do eventually.
>>4709183
Not really a threat without his toys and tools.
>>4709194
*Inarticulate screams of bestial rage*

>>4709194
Damn bro it's called a joke chill chill!

>>4709496
I was joking too! It's just I can't think of anything funnier than the look on the faces of those Saiyan mongrels as they watch helplessly as their loved ones are skinned alive :)
*honk honk*

>>4709521
I feel like a full retard, seeing *honk honk* just made me think about lord english
wish i never read that shit back in my more autistic days, it ruined my neuron pathways

>>4709521
You know what's funny? When you're drinking from a straw and the cup runs empty so you stop drinking. Grade-A humor.

>>4709940
The cup was empty from the start

>>4710190
See, funny. He put a straw into a cup for no reason. What a silly goose. Honk

>CFR already plotting its revenge tour
>it's probably gonna attach itself to the ghost of nefarious's past
>combined it will be at least 10 times worse then putting up with beerus's bullshit.

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>>4710311
Yeah, at least with Beerus we can just beat him to death.
Speaking of, I'm looking forward to our absolute tard rage making Whis get off his complacent angel ass.

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>>4710311
>tfw making the meme reality

>>4709139
You know I don't know why my brain skipped over it the first time but did you just say Kars had Kai Kai? Is there anything stopping him from now going across the universe to assimilate their various racial abilities?

>>4710835
Yes, I’m glad you caught that. He learned it. And while it may have restrictions you aren’t aware of, he can certainly teleport to and from New Salda. As he showed that he knows it with the Karn/Tanya/Kars scene, in episode 124.

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>>4710835
We know Kars has Kai Kai since thread 124 when he used it to disappear after the conversation.
>Is there anything stopping him from now going across the universe to assimilate their various racial abilities?
Probably nothing?
>>4703529
>“For that, your son actually has the solution.” she answers, you almost feeling her usual smirk. “He’s been researching through that book of his, and seems to have found just the spell. It only lasts for an hour or so, but his Land of the Dead spell should keep them from interfering. It’s a spell that will make everyone under it’s influence appear as nothing more than wandering spirits to those not included. So to the pesky Time Patrol, it will appear as nothing more than a gathering of specters, and not living beings. And once he’s cast his spell I shall cast a temporal seal on his, preventing the spell from being tampered with even before it’s casting. With both spells up the Time Patrol will be unable to act, and allow your son’s wedding to go on without a hitch.”
I admire the creativity but does that mean that they will be only able to stay for one hour only instead of the whole wedding? This is sad. I want them to be able to stay from the beginning till the end. Is it possible to do it without turning the wedding into a battlefield between us and the Time Patrol?

>>4711067
Yo you know what I want to see? Burter, the fastest in the universe racing Dyspo. After all those years of running and training surely Burter at the time of the ToP would live up to his boasts.

QM UPDATE

Just a reminder, there will be no run this weekend. This episode’s continuation has been pushed back to next Saturday, April 3rd. As of now I’m hoping to have this intermission posted maybe Monday evening, and the April’s Fools post of course the 1st.

>>4711067
One thing’s for certain, there is no one stopping him.
And yes, Whole it’s a limited window, just part of the wedding and reception, there should be no Time Patrol interference. However...
>>4711086
Dyspo’s ultimate technique is still faster than Burter’s top speed.

>>4711185
>Dyspo’s ultimate technique is still faster than Burter’s top speed.
I will not accept this slander. Retract this defamatory statement posthaste else you bring upon yourself the full power of my autistic legal team.

>>4711212
Reminder that Dyspo’s normal speed was faster than Fourth Form Freeza, and his ultimate technique was faster than even Golden Freeza or Ultimate Gohan could keep up with. He could out-speed anyone short of Omen Goku or Jiren at the ToP. Burter’s fast, but he can’t yet outspeed Golden Freeza.

>>4711185
>Dyspo’s ultimate technique is still faster than Burter’s top speed.
And yet it can only move in linear paths, meaning it's still somewhat predictable.
>>4711275
>Burter’s fast, but he can’t yet outspeed Golden Freeza.
>yet
GD, You had my curiousity. Now you have my attention.
What techniques or training can Burter employ to max out his speed besides just raising his powerlevel?

>>4711354
It is. But if, in a one on one Golden Freeza, who is canonically stronger than SSB Goku, can’t even touch him without assistance even with his extra appendage, that knowledge does little. He couldn’t overpower Freeza, but thousands of hits from a weaker foe will still wear you down.
I’ll just say this. Burter has been training. Each member of the Force has been doing their own training during the war arc, on top of group trainings together. Jeice had been training his ki control/manipulation with Tunnip, Recoome surprisingly went with learning Su Ma, Guldo trained his own power, and Ginyu had some special training as well.

>>4711400
>Ginyu had some special training as well
Can he swap souls without having to move his own?
Is there some secret to his Sangheili body that he discovered?
Did the invasion of Yardrat get pushed up the schedule?

>>4711275
Canon golden Frieza was still a chump who could only barely fight and didn't do REAL INTENSE training. Only taking potshots at a sad little man. Raw strength means little without experience and muscle memory to build on.

And Gohan is a glorified punching bag in anything other than the Cell arc. In which he is a regular punching bag, but cool.

No one can outspeed the blue blur forever. He is the fastest there is!

Fucking Tori and his weird cat wank shittery.

>>4711400
>Recoome becoming dodge tank like Karn
He knows the score. Now he's gonna be scary.

>>4711400
Too be fair GD our golden frieza is probably a shitload stronger then Canon since he's actually kept training over the years because he has had reason too.

>>4713273
I'm fairly certain he's still below Canon Golden Frieza in terms of raw power right now simply for the sake of balance and common sense.
However, when he does eventually get to that level, he's also likely gonna have much better stamina, control, and experience.
Not to mention a whole host of new techniques.

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>>4703648
Nice sticker. Reminded me of some interesting techniques that Earth warriors developed. Starting with this power up by Master Roshi. I'm curious if after training it long enough it would be possible to maintain this form for a long time, though perhaps it would be too big strain and effort for a human.

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And now the technique that currently interests me much more. Tien's Four Witches Technique. Can Karn develop it?
Because if we could learn it and then master it over the course of upcoming time skip then maybe we could get ourselves something really deadly and very useful.
This technique mastered to the point of being able to have and use those additional arms for a long time without difficulty sounds just so good.
Example one:
>Karn transforms into one of his Berserker forms.
>Then he uses Four Witches Technique.
>Suddenly opponent is facing four handed embodiment of carnage and destruction.
Or:
>Two hands to fire a counter energy wave in a beam struggle.
> While using the other two to fire guided death beams that will hit opponent and distract him.
>Or instead of beams throw scatter shots for the same result.
Or:
>In Berserker form grab our sword in one hand, hammer in second and summon two energy blades in other arms.
>I get the feeling enemies would rather not get near Karn like this.
Or:
>The most classic four handed move.
>Grab opponent with 2 arms.
>Use other 2 to pummel him.
>We better not let Goro do this to us.
It could be useful and smoothly working with anything we have or may learn in the future, no matter what path to power we pick.
If we could do this now we would probably outdo the real Shokan Goro. His surprise would be immeasurable.
Please tell me if it would be as good as I think, because in theory it looks great. Can we learn it?

>>4713568
I just remembered that Towa's Cell should know it.

>>4713568
>as good as I think
I like four armed fighters and I expect it to be a big point in Goro's favor in the upcoming fight, but I don't think it's as simple as 4 arms=better. Karn's got a lifetime of experience as a two armed fighter, all of his muscle memory and subconscious planning in a fight is for how to move and beat someone down with two hands. There'd be a lot of extra thought put into how to best use the arms that would probably slow him down in a brawl.

>>4711471
Good questions, but you’ll have to ask him. As for Yardrat, no.
>>4711489
Remember, canon Freeza came back stronger after his second death than his first. Which when his first form(which is 1/120th of his fourth form) could take SS2 Gohan. Who despite his lack of training still surpassed Piccolo’s strength. So his first form is far stronger than Piccolo, then 120x that BEFORE going Golden. Freeza’s power is just absurd.
>>4712952
Just making an HP tank also a kite tank is really, really unfair to fight against.
>>4713273
Yes and no. Freeza came back way stronger after his canon second death, simply due to his complete mastery over his Golden form.
>>4713297
Yes. When your Freeza reaches AGE 780(canon ToP time), he could possibly stand on even footing with Jiren.
>>4713566
Roshi’s “100%” form is just that, his full power. Same thing Freeza pulled, and later Future Trunks did with the Ultra form.
>>4713568
Potentially. However, for Su Ma/Djem So, it would be less effective. You’d need a style designed for the extra limbs else they’d get in the way at best, or you’d actually injure yourself at worst. >>4713577
Most likely, as he knows the superior version. Multiform.
>>4713639
Yes. Having extra limbs doesn’t equal knowing how to effortlessly use them like a Shokan.

>>4714668
On the topic of the Ginyu Force, we should bring them in at the end of the current year to help teach our students about small unit tactics.
Being strong as individuals is a given, but well trained teams are where fighting forces truly shine.

>>4714680
We're gonna need to keep a lookout for those who display strong leadership skills for future squad leaders. In bootcamp they scouted the men who were already fathers and people with managerial experience to be section leaders and the like. Hell our RPOC was damn near 30.

>>4714668
>Remember,
I didn't stutter. Stronk ain't shit unless your viewers have the brain of an eggplant.

Literally only three characters got actual respect put into them in Super. Frieza, 17, and Roshi. Everyone else got maximum disrespect. Goku doesn't count because he gets sucked off so fucking hard by the writers so often it's painful. And all they got was a damn numbers increase, lame as hell dude.

And it was stupid anyway because "Look how strong I am" immediately invalidated by "I am the strongest, owari bruh". Big numbers are dumb. Using the numbers you got well is way cooler. And at the end of the day canon Frieza is still a bitch even with his fat number.

ree

>>4713639
>>4714668
Thanks.
>>4711400
>and Ginyu had some special training as well.
Reminded me that probably nobody even knows what species Ginyu was at the beginning.
>>4711275
>Burter’s fast, but he can’t yet outspeed Golden Freeza.
If it ever comes to this that we learn Kaio Ken, then maybe if we taught it to Burter it could give him the edge to out speed Dyspo. Though would that be enough? There is also question how many times Kaio Ken would Burter be able to maintain and for how long. Can anyone besides Cell or someone with some very unusual biology pull off Perfect Kaio Ken? Or is that out of reach for "normal" life forms?

>>4714680
Always a fair point.
>>4714686
>implying this wasn’t already done early
>>4714739
Muscle memory is good, but if your reactions and speed are 12000x that of your opponents, their experience doesn’t matter. Like the original pre-Super Saiyan Goku vs Freeza fight. No matter what Goku pulled, barring the 20x Kaio-Ken Kamehameha that took HIM out of the fight, he didn’t do actual damage to Freeza. Krillin did more real damage to him than Goku did before that or the Spirit Bomb. Skill is good, but all the skill in the world can’t overcome a massive power gap. Let’s take another show for example. Saitama and Bang. Bang is better, but could never win that fight. Overwhelming power is just that; Overwhelming.
>>4714994
Salza did. Did.
Burter may possibly learn the Kaio-Ken from your son who picked it up from Cell. And the Perfect Kaio-Ken is only something “Perfect” life forms could learn, like himself or Kars due to the damage Kaio-Ken does to the organism practicing it up to that point. Even most non-pure, lesser Majins couldn’t keep it up for very long, as it would quickly outpace their regeneration.

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-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 153 Intermission-

AGE 774, NEW SALDA

“Come on Junior, is that all you’ve got?” you taunt teasingly, your son’s furry right forearm knocked aside by your left and cause his punch to go wide. Meanwhile you punch with your own right hand, Karn Jr blocking it with his forearm. The force of your punch knocks him back into a flip, sliding on all fours to slow himself. While still sliding he rises to his feet, slamming his arms together and shouting, “Final Flash!” But you don’t move, glaring at the blast and hardening your emerald aura flowing around you. His blasts strikes, but, unable to pierce your energy his attack is stopped short. Karn Jr ends the attack as his slide stops, the two of you staring each other down.

You are Karn: the Dragon of New Salda, slayer of Majin Buu, battler of Destroyers and a warrior who’s pushed the limits of mortal power in your own timeline. And while you haven’t reached the Apex, as Future Chaya has, you’ve discovered a power just as great. By combining the feral power of a Primal Saiyan with the unquenchable rage of the Berserker, you have achieved a power near unrivaled, even Golden Freeza has to work hard to compete with your true form. However it has been years since the last threats arrived, a time of peace not seen since the early days after the Covenant’s fall and Lord Freeza’s rise to Emperor of Universe 7.

“Tch. I’m just getting warmed up!” your boy, now a man shouts. His golden aura flares up around him, but to your shock begins changing. What look like stars begin twinkling in his golden aura, it flaring larger as his power begins growing greater and greater. His hair begins changing colors, turning from black to a brilliant red. “HRRRRRYAAAAAAAA!!”
“Oho! Going all-out, huh?” you reply, cracking your neck and feeling your blood start really pumping as you clench your own fists. “Then I guess I’ll do the same! RRRRAAAAAA!!!”

Your own body explodes outwards, muscle mass expanding rapidly as you take on the Berserker variant of your Primal transformation. The ground trembles beneath you as you take on your fullest, most powerful form, emerald aura contrasting with your crimson fur.

“Come on son, show me what you can do!”

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>>4715244
“HRRRYAAAAAA!!” he shouts, closing the distance near-instantaneously and swinging for a left uppercut at your guts. Which, in this form is admittedly a rather large target. You can’t move fast enough to stop him in this form, his Apex Saiyan transformation increasing his speed even more than his power. So instead of trying to avoid his hit you lean into it, taking the hit and letting it knock your upper body backwards a bit. As it does you kick forward with your left leg, catching his body with your shin. “Guuuh!”

“Hit and move!” you instruct, stomping down with your left foot and throwing a powerful punch towards his head. Which he sees coming. Instead of taking the powerful blow with his face, Karn Jr rolls counterclockwise around it, and uses his tail to wrap around your wrist. So instead of flying back he whips himself around by the tail, into a soaring right uppercut aimed at your jaw. Which you see coming, and manage to just get your beefy forearm between you and it. His fist slams into your arm, but before you see it coming he also kicks you in the jaw. And to your surprise it hurts. His knee crashes into your jaw, rocking your head back with the sudden force of it. “Tch!”
“Gotcha-oh shi-!” he shouts, excitement turning to worry as instead of falling you plant your feet. And before he can react throw your head forward. Skull cracks against skull, the blow knocking Karn Jr’s grip loose and sending him flying. “GYAAAAAAH!!”

“You’ve gotten faster.” you comment, your son flipping back to all fours and tearing up the forest ground as he slides to a stop. “But you’ve gotta be ready for anything.”

And almost as if on cue, suddenly you feel several unfamiliar powerlevels seemingly spring up out of nowhere around you. Fortunately he feels it as well, you both wordlessly dashing to each other and going back-to-back. From the forest you hear several unfamiliar low growls, but as more and more appear, and the individual growls become a chorus of menace, you get the distinct feeling you actually have heard that noise before, long ago.”

“Dad?” Karn Jr asks, you sensing his nervousness. Despite his power, your son was raised in a much more peaceful time than even his older siblings. And outside the occasional disaster, and a few trips to Dreadzone to make sure he has at least a little experience, hasn’t experienced what real war is like. The mystery assailants’ powers aren’t anything exceptional, maybe a six digit reading at the absolute most, but there are a lot of them. And they just sprung up out of nowhere. Who knows how many more there are?

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>>4715247
“Grrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaah!!” shouts a giant, furred creature as it leaps towards you out of the tree line. And for a second you’re stunned, unable to process what you’re seeing. The last native, warrior-like furred land creature of New Salda was purged decades ago, so where did all of these come from? But you don’t have long to ponder, as dozens follow that one’s example.
“Dad?!” Karn Jr asks, still unsure. Which is why you give him a very simple order: “Attack.”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zZMg9ryeWOw

You don’t know where these creatures came from but that doesn’t matter right now. They’re here, and you have to do something about it. Which you do, gathering your ki into your left pointer fingertip, and sweep it across your body. From your hand springs forth a conjured blade of ki, the Death Slash killing a dozen of them instantly. But the lead creature has lept above your blade, and now comes down with both fists laced together. No doubt intending to smash your head in. And while avoiding such an attack would be simple, if you move away your son would instead take that hit by surprise. So you plant your feet, brace yourself, and with one hand catch the creature’s fists. It’s eyes widen in surprise, it making a confused “ruh?” sound deep in it’s throat. Which you blast out, decapitating it with a quick shot from your Eye Beams. As the body falls you toss the head at another’s, both skulls exploding in bone and gore.

“HAAA!!” your son shouts, glancing behind you for an instant see the results of a wild Scattershot. Several are caught by the random blasts, but a half dozen are closing in fast.
“Let me know if you need help.” you say, turing your focus back to your own enemies as three close to grips with you. Without hesitation you grab another by the skull, crushing it in your left hand while kicking through another’s chest with your booted right foot. However the one to your right gets past your right-handed backhand, ducking the blow and driving it’s fist into your ribs. Thankfully the difference in power is so great you barely feel it, dropping your right elbow down so hard on it’s head you hear several bones snap. None of them yours. The creature drops, ki vanishing as it dies by your feet. The rest clearly see they’re outmatched, unsure wether to try attacking or fleeing, so you make that decision for them. Raising your hand and spreading your fingers, on each tip a small pinpoint of light begins glowing. “Die.”

And from each of your fingertips fires a Death Beam. The five beams each pierce through the head of one of the beast men, killing the remainder instantly. Your side cleared you glance back again, and watch how your son handles them.

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>>4715249
“Tch! HAAAAA!!” he shouts, countering the punch to his face with one in kind. The difference being the furred creature’s hit barely moves Karn Jr’s head, whereas your son’s blow splits it’s head apart. But several keep up the attack, your son too worried about defense and trying to block them all, instead of taking them all out as quickly as possible. For each one he kills, in a single strike, the others land a solid two to three hits first. Fortunately he doesn’t seem to be taking any actual damage, yet despite his speed advantage is still getting tagged somehow? But he eventually begins wearing down their numbers, the rest backing off into the tree line. “Hey, where do you think you’re goi-huh?”

As he’d started shouting a shadow appeared above you both. Turning towards the afternoon sun you see the cause. And feel your jaw drop.

“SKREEEEEEEOOOOONK!!” comes the unmistakable screech of a pair of giant lizards, a monster you’d first killed decades ago, then the other years later here at home. But why here, why now?
“Dad?” your son asks, clearly scared. “Wh-What the hell is that?”
“Some old enemies who didn’t have the good sense to stay dead.” you reply, pulling back your right fist and create one of your javelins. But this one’s special, and as you throw the bolt of energy it splits into more than two dozen smaller javelins. At least a half dozen each pierce their faces, both crying out in rage for a moment before they detonate. In a flash their heads both explode, gore flying everywhere as their bodies drop. “But this isn’t right. Something’s wrong here.”

“Karn, we have a problem.”
“Dad, we’ve got a situation.”

Both Raven and Chilli think to you simultaneously. And feeling each others’ presence in your mind, you know this isn’t just a localized issue.

“The dead are rising all over New Salda.” Raven continues, your son deferring to her first. “The barrier between this realm and the underworld is weakened. Something terrible has to have happened.”
“I’m going down there, to try and figure out what’s going on.” Chilli tells you confidently. “If I need backup I’ll let you know.”
“Good hunting, I’ll stay on top of things on this side.” you tell him, then reach out to Meloka. Or try to, but can’t seem to reach her. So you reach out to Beerus’s assistant, the angel Whis. “Hey, Whis. Where’s Meloka?”
“Currently she is in another dimension, mastering her control.” the angel replies casually. “She won’t be ready to come out of there for some time still. Is there a problem?”

“Dammit, never mind.” you reply, and quickly relay the situation. “And if you can get ahold of that useless Supreme Kai, tell him this shit is urgent!”
“I will relay your words, and your displeasure.” the angel replies, smug as ever. “Anything else?”

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>>4715251
“Yeah. Tell my wife when she comes back from wherever you sent her that I love her.” you say to the angel, ending the link to him and focusing on the present. More specifically, to focus on your ki sense. In the years after the fall of the Covenant, Machine Mutants, then finally destroying the nigh-unkillable Majin Buu, New Salda had become a popular travel destination across the universe. Beings from all walks of life visit to see the home of the Saiyans, and the planet a Destroyer failed to destroy thanks to several Saiyan’s stepping up and rising to the challenge of a god. Which, unfortunately, means there could be a lot of collateral damage. You need to head back towards the city.

“Vegeta, we’re under attack.” you think to him, while getting Karn Jr to follow your lead and dash into the sky. “Where do you need me?”
“Northernmost city.” he replies near-instantly, you feeling his mind connected directly with more than a dozen others’. “Several of the Guard are down, one said there were Sangheili.”
“Dammit.” is all you reply to him, and turn to your son. Sure he’s powerful, but his battle senses are nowhere near yours. And if old Covenant assassins have been resurrected, there’s no way in hell he’s ready for them. “Head back to the house, protect your siblings, nieces, and nephews.”
“But-!” he starts, you silencing his objections.
“Your family may be in trouble.” you say sternly. “I’m entrusting their safety to you. Can you do it?”

He’s silent for several seconds, eyes wide in fear and worry. But after a few precious seconds he finally nods to you once, and blasts off. Hopefully between his sheer power, Meloka’s traps she’d left lying around, and Okira’s tricky ability, the kids there should be safe. Same for the ones on Raven’s island. For now you need to focus on protecting the rest of your people, and blast off towards the north. Which, in this form only takes you a couple seconds. You could have gone faster, but the shockwaves could have damaged the city and caused even more chaos. Which, as you arrive, see there is plenty of that to go around.

“Filthy monkeys! Die!!” you see a rather familiar gold-plated splitjaw shout, decapitating one of the Royal Guard with his twinned blades. You feel fury rising up inside you, and don’t even bother trying to fight fair. This undead asshole just shows up, and starts trying to rekindle the war you’d personally ended by beating Truth and his Stand years ago? Not while you’re around. Without announcing your presence again gather your giant javelin, but it seems the splitjaw’s instincts are working, because he looks up and sees you. And, despite your furrier form, clearly recognizes you. “YOU!!”

“Me.” you reply, and toss the javelin.

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>>4715252
The one spear splits into dozens, the Arbiter activating one of their energy shields around himself. So your spears, instead of filling him with holes are deflected, glancing off the shield to embed themselves in everything around the bastard. But he knows how this attack works, leaving the shield up until your attacks detonate. Then in the smoke drops the shield, and activates his stealth. You lose sight of that gaudy golden armor, wondering where he went when suddenly your instincts scream at you in warning. Taking the momentum of pulling back from the throw you spin counterclockwise out around whatever’s behind you, and as you spin fully around watch another Sangheili’s unarmored arm materialize trying to grab you from behind.

“Another one? How many of you are there?” you ask, rhetorically, when several dozen beams are fired from the ground up at you. Because of course that’s the moment when they’d fire. Without hesitation you retaliate, slamming both hands together. Then as you pull them apart create a massive ball of ki, it absorbing their shots cleanly as you then turn and toss it at the Arbiter close to you. “Take this!!”
“Useless!” the Arbiter taunts, and charges unarmored left shoulder first into your attack. And to your surprise your attack begins breaking down against him, your attack seemingly shattering as he charges through it at you. “You die!”
“No. You.” you reply, and catch his arm. Not his wrist, but in your bulked up form grab the Arbiter’s entire forearm in your left hand. Then before he can react, your right fist slams against his chest. The impact is so violent it tears the splitjaw’s arm off at the elbow, body streaking to the ground and crashing hard enough to form a massive crater. As he crashes down to the ground you pull back your right arm, gathering ki in your fist before firing it down. The emerald ball descends, and just before it would’ve hit the ground your Scattershot splits into dozens of smaller blasts that completely fill the crater. And as they do, you suddenly sense another one right behind you. So you move, dashing straight down after leaving an Afterimage of yourself where you just were.

“DIE-huh?” come the confused voice of the first Arbiter, materializing from thin air as his blade stabs through your image’s chest. Before he can figure out what happened you lift your right hand, and fire a wave of overwhelming emerald ki sky-high. The bastard doesn’t even realize what happened, as your attack instantly obliterates him.
“Is that all?” you say, looking slowly around you at the other, no-doubt cloaked Sangheili waiting for their chance to try and stab you in the back. “Are any of you even worth my time now?”

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>>4715255
“ You bastard!” one shouts from, where else, behind you. So without turning around point your left thumb over your shoulder, and fire a Death Beam. Your attack finds it’s mark, judging from the sudden gasps around you and the muffled gurgle of someone dying. “Glurk!”
“Seriously, get your asses back to hell.” you order, arms crossed and emerald aura flaring up around you menacingly. “Before I kill you all, all over again.”

None of the newly-alive Sangheili want to try you after that, and begin scattering. But you’re not gonna just let them go. They could kill your people, those not at least Super Saiyans. So you spread your arms and fingers wide, focusing on their faint retreating ki signatures, and fire. Ten beams fly from your fingertips, each shot finding a mark and instantly killing ten of them outright, leaving a single one fleeing. You debate pursuing that one as well, when suddenly Chilli’s ki signature explodes to your senses. His power swells tremendously, spiking to it’s peak. But just after it does, and Chilli’s power drops back down a bit after whatever attack he unleashed, you feel something sinister gathering. A dark force unlike anything you’ve ever felt is gathering by your son, quickly surpassing him as it keeps rising. Yeah, you’re not leaving him alone with whatever that is. So you raise your right hand’s first two fingers, press them to your forehead, and vanish. One moment you’re on New Salda, and the next a completely unfamiliar world. The ground is grey, sky is red, and you see what looks like a giant mound of slime folding in on itself. It shrinks faster and faster, turning from a giant blob into a humanoid-ish shape.

“Such power.” your son says, clearly impressed by the creature before you. And it’s certainly a powerful monster, sporting even more strength than the late Majin Buu and radiating with menace.
“I’ll take it head on.” you say, flaring your emerald aura up to try and get the creature’s attention. “Find an opening, and let’s end this thing.”
“Right!” he replies, taking to the air. The creature’s eyes follow him, no doubt ready to pursue, but that’s when you move. Pushing off the ground you charge the creature, closing the distance between you in an instant. It sees you at the last second, as you swing a right turning kick for it’s head. The creature lifts it’s arm to block, your strength catching it by surprise knocking it off-balance. Before it can recover you continue the movement, twisting into a left back kick aimed right at the creature’s chest. Yet as you kick, you don’t hit anything!

“Huh?” you say, and as your leg fully extends you see it what can only be described as dematerializing. The monster’s body breaks down into little pieces, vanishing into nothing as your foot passes through where it was. “What the-?”

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>>4715260
But just as you shout in surprise, the creature’s left hand quickly rematerializes, right into your jaw!

“Guh!” you exclaim, the sudden blow launching you back away as the creature’s body reassembles itself in seconds. Twisting and flipping backwards you land on your feet, facing the creature. It grins manically, chuckling to itself. Then to your surprise opens it’s mouth, firing a massive emerald wave of ki!
“GYAAAAA!!” it roars, everything before you disappearing. The attack moved so fast you couldn’t dodge or activate your Barrier, forced to tank the hit head-on. Unable to withstand that power fired like with your giant frame, you are forced sliding backwards, feet carving twin trenches in the ground as the force of the creature’s attack repels you. Then after several seconds it’s over, energy petering out and fading away only to reveal that the monster is gone again!

“Alright you bastard, where’d you go?” you mutter, taking your fighting stance. And despite expanding your ki senses again can’t track the creature. You sense it’s presence all around you, but can’t pin down where it’ll come from next.
“LEFT!!” Chilli suddenly shouts, and you don’t hesitate. Gathering ki into your right as you spin, left forearm knocking the creature’s arm aside, your ki-clad right fist crashes right into the monster’s face and explodes. “Yeah!”
“Guuuyaaaaaa!!” it shouts, launched back from you and tumbling through the air. But you don’t let it get far, dashing forward and grabbing this monster by the foot. “Guh?”
“HAAAAAAAA!!” you shout, slamming this creature down hard to the ground. The impact shatters the ground beneath him, you slamming the monster down around over and over again before pitching it straight up into the sky. “Alright you bastard. Try this! FINAL FLASH!!”

As you roar, firing the powerful golden beam overhead, suddenly you sense something wrong. But you don’t have time to ponder that, as just before your golden beam would strike, suddenly a portal opens right before you. A portal in front of your own attack! You don’t have time to defend yourself, or even shout in surprise as your own attack blasts you. Everything disappears inside that wave of golden energy, the overwhelming power of your own attack blowing you away. Everything goes dark for a moment, you feeling on the verge of passing out when you hear your son calling.

“Dad? Dad, are you okay?” Chilli shouts, sounding like his voice is coming from down a long hallway. But after a few seconds snap yourself back to focus, ignoring the damage you just took. “Please, be alive.”
“Ow.” you say, struggling to push yourself back upright as you open your eyes. And find yourself inside a crystal structure, Chilli looking down worriedly at you. “Bastard hit me with my own attack.”

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>>4715265
“We gotta move.” Chilli says, as you see the creature pick something up off the ground. And whatever it was morphs, becoming a giant sword in it’s hands. “Shit! Everything Janemba touches gets corrupted by his overwhelming evil energy. That sword will be far more dangerous than normal.”

And was he right. This “Janemba” as Chilli calls him slashes from still a ways away, but a blade of purple ki slashes out from the sword at you. Not trusting that attack you rolto your right, and despite Chilli’s crystal dome shielding you both the blade cuts right through it as if it isn’t even there.

“Two can play at that game.” you say, reaching back for your own blade. Only to grab onto air, realizing the ancient sword is still back at your place on New Salda. “Shit.”
“Eat this!” Chilli shouts, the dome around you both shattering. But then all the pieces fly towards the creature, a storm of razor-sharp crystal blades flying towards it’s face. However the creature merely smirks, running one finger in a line before it. And then reality itself seems to shatter, shards of it flying right into Chilli’s storm. The two attacks collide, the sound ear-shredding as the different shards collide. After several seconds both attacks end, leaving you and Chilli facing the monster down in oppressive silence until he speaks up. “Dammit. This monster’s unbeatable.”
“Well now. Someone’s created a real monster here.” comes a refined, familiar voice. You both turn, and see the statuesque form of the Supreme Kai in training, Kars. “I’d heard the Soul Clensing Machine had malfunctioned, but to think it could make a being this powerful...”

“Kars? What are you doing here?” you ask, to which the Supreme Kai to-be smirks.
“What do you think? I’m doing my job.” he replies, reaching up and taking off his Kai earrings before holding them out to you. “Here. You two put these on.”
“The Potara.” you say, remembering how they work from the time you’d fused with Ubo against Buu. “But what about you?”
“I’ll distract your monster, but you better hurry.” he says, flame-like divine aura exploding up around him. “I don’t have the raw power to put him down. Za Warudo!!”

“You ready?” you ask your son, sighing out and powering back down to your base form as you attach the earring to your right ear.
“Ready.” he replies, doing the same. As he does you feel yourself being pulled towards him, the two of you colliding and merging. Everything disappears in a flash of light, and when it fades you are reborn as a new being.

“I am neither Karn nor Chilli.” you say, clenching your fists and transforming. Yellow-green ki surges up around you as your prodigious strength multiplies hundreds of times over. “I am the one who will end you!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 153 Intermission End-

>>4715267
>Kar's being a good guy.
>What a chad.

Oh man, that was a good intermission. It's fun to see what Karn Jr. might be like in the future.
>“What do you think? I’m doing my job.”
Good ol' Kars, he knows what we want to hear.
>don’t have the raw power to put him down
Uh huh, sure thing. Kars definitely wouldn't hold back to keep his cards close to his chest, and to gauge what we're capable of. I'm not saying that I think he's someone we shouldn't trust though.

>>4715289
That's fine, I'll say it instead, fuck Kars, Final Flash his fancy ass.

>>4715267
>“I am neither Karn nor Chilli.” you say, clenching your fists and transforming.
"Kali" sounds like a good enough name. Not to mention very fitting since this fusion is an avatar of Death.

>>4715279
Not necessarily a GOOD guy, but one who actually fulfills the obligations of being Supreme Kai.
>>4715289
His path is an interesting one. Kid has prodigious power and potential, but may lack the killer and survival instincts of even his older siblings.
He knows to Karn there are two types of deities. Those who do their jobs, and those on the chopping block.
Kars is insanely hard to put down, but that doesn’t mean he’s powerful. And why would he go all-out, when someone many many times his own power is right there to be created?
>>4715290
Ha
>>4715295
A very fitting name for walking death.

It’s nice to see Kars at least doing his job, unlike Shin.

>>4715267
>“The Potara.” you say, remembering how they work from the time you’d fused with Ubo against Buu. “But what about you?”
Kinda glossed over this, holy shit.
How unfair was this fight?
How excited did Beerus get when he felt the universe quake under the force of Kubo's titanic bitch slaps?

>>4715365
He actually DOES things, instead of sitting back and watching.
>>4715406
>How unfair was this fight?
Yes. About as unfair as Vegito vs Buu was.
Beerus had gone back home by then, but was rather curious

>>4715440
>He actually DOES things, instead of sitting back and watching.
Now to be fair, Shin DID do something.
Once.
And it blew up in his face.
Get it right.

Ok, i liked that intermission. Good job GD

Glad you all enjoyed this intermission, right now I have one more planned for before this episode resumes. In the meantime, sorry I didn’t run this weekend. I had plans, but almost as expected of my first date in almost 5 years shit didn’t work out. Back to being a recluse I guess.

>>4715465
I said things, plural. And let’s face it, if for no other reason Kars is better than Shin because he ACTS. He has goals, and actively pursues them.
>>4715779
Glad you liked it. It was a bit different than many of the others I did, including not winning on-screen. Glad to see it was so well-received.

>>4715913
Ay mang don't sweat it. I bet that dude you were asking out doesn't respect questing anyway. :^)

at least your date didn't show up with three other people and didn't ask to split the bill

>>4715267
Very very interesting. Janemba being more busted then canon from all the souls that got sent into it I imagine. And Tatsu would weep if he saw how soft our boy is.

Also
>FINALLY PRIMAL BESERKER I AM ERECT.

The double Godzillas were funny ngl.

Also Kars showing up is interesting. Given that Janemba is a being of pure energy I'm honestly unsure if Kars COULD beat it if he went out all.

I doubt he's scouting us out, he's had decades to spy on Karn and his big fights, and throwing Potara at us also isn't anything new going by the Ubo/Karn Situation. Probably just Kars being lazy and letting us handle the problem while he buys us time while further intagrating himself to us by appearing to do his job.

>>4715985
Ha
>spoiler
Ooof
>>4716014
Just imagine how many more thousands of planets will have been subjugated by the time Karn’s an old man?
Not just pure energy, but pure negative energy. Janemba is one of the beings a Spirit Bomb would 100% kill if it hit.
At that point in time, Kars would be well aware of what Karn could do. He’d honestly be more interested in Meloka, a Saiyan wielding divine ki than a more-powerful mortal Saiyan. He could potentially unlock Blue, or Rosé.

>>4716014
>And Tatsu would weep if he saw how soft our boy is.
It was already a problem with Chaya and Caulifla, though that was sorted out by the war with the Hive.
Frankly speaking, we know exactly how to instill the killer instincts he'll need.
The question is will we have the opportunity to put him through that kind of "training" when he's ready?
Only time will tell.

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>>4716020
Honestly I could see it being a toss-up between Blue and Rosé for Kars.
I guess it really depends on whether or not he's too disconnected from the realm of mortals and/or whether or not he's truly made the power of the divine his own.
That said, you'd think he'd try mixing Divine Ki and Super Saiyan at this point already.
He's pretty creative and it's a given that mixing and matching transformations would have interesting results.

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>>4716020
there's no excuse for my late deliveries.
Here's one Caulifla.

>>4716206
Cute!

>>4715985
Oh you poor soul

>>4716206
I love it, looks adorable

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>>4716212
>>4716324
>>4716020
next one

>>4716206
>>4716415
Very nice!

>>4716415
Looking good

QM UPDATE

Unfortunately, at the rate I’m going I don’t think there will be a second intermission this time around. So as of right now, episode 153 will resume at our usual time this coming Saturday.

>>4719018
That's cool, have a good night GD

>>4719029
Thanks. I’ll still be around this week for questions and whatnot, but the April Fools intermission just isn’t coming to me

>>4719049
What about a crackpot Marvel cross over with a Time Breaker mission or something?

>>4719049
how about a short intermission of karn waking learning he's stuck in a nightmare timeline where he actually has to work for the time patrol.

>>4719049
>Karn's instincts vs a surprise birthday party

>>4719092
>somebody pops a party cracker
>scattershot.wav
>the next several training sessions are spent repairing what's left of the hull of our old ship

>>4719065
>marvel
But why though?
>>4719084
Can’t give away future epilogues like that, c’mon
>>4719092
Karn’s instincts wouldn’t ping to a nonexistent threat
>>4719115
That’s less instincts and more survival reflex though

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Ya know, I just thought of something.
Wouldn't it be funny if Tarble, our defacto weakest student, ended up beating Shin in a duel?
Yeah it's a long shot, but I feel like he can rise to the challenge once he hears about Shin's colossal fuck-ups.
The goal for the young man is a base power level of at least 10,000,000 and complete mastery of the Ascended Super Saiyan form by Age 755.
Now that sounds like a lot to ask for somebody who doesn't have protagonist powers, but stay with me here.
He's gonna have a much better training environment than most Saiyans have had in the history of the species.
He also has King Vegeta's admittedly above average genetics, so he should be able to make some quick gains.
Given the exponential nature of gravity training based gains and zenkai boosts, it's entirely possible.
It's just gonna be the most grueling training he will ever have to endure.
With teachers like Karn, Meloka, The Guardian, and Bane when he can't resist feeding Karn lines, he's gonna get stronger no matter what.

>>4719128
>But why though?
Old Marvel, not basedvel.
And because I've been rereading Homeless Mutant quest.

>>4719256
Its called the Karnage Training Program for a reason.

>>4719552
>Basedvel
Fucking onion eating chink. Basedve!

>>4719597
Shit, so that trick to call it what is was removed. Hmmmm.

Test
S<>y

>>4719600
Ayyye, it worked!

>>4719552
>>4719602
>>4719600
Now, the repost.
>>4719128
Old Marvel, not S<>yvel

>>4719256
Buu-saga Super Saiyans are stronger than Shin, who was actually stronger than canon Freeza. And considering Goku’s base then was around 60million(still only HALF of Freeza’s fourth form, for context), this means his Super Saiyan would be right around 3 billion. For further context, Teen Gohan’s SS2 was roughly 4 billion. Shin was probably weaker than Perfect Cell. While making him that strong isn’t entirely out of the realm of possiblities, there are many other students who’ve already gone Super Saiyan.
>>4719552
But still, why though?
>>4719597
>>4719605
The dumbest word filter ever. A site doesn’t censor nigger but do for that? Clearly only one directly references the moderators and janitors, and they don’t like it

>>4720376
>Clearly only one directly references the moderators and janitors, and they don’t like it
They have been faggots a S<>yboys for years, Twitter and Tumblr just gave those degenerates a megaphone to screech from.
>But still, why though?
Because literally anyone and everyone can do Marvel better than anyone being paid to write Marvel right now. And the old Stand Quest Requiem with My Hero Academia got me nostalgic for old quests, and HMQ was a goody.

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>>4720376
>Buu-saga Super Saiyans are stronger than Shin, who was actually stronger than canon Freeza
Okay I'm following you there.
>And considering Goku’s base then was around 60million(still only HALF of Freeza’s fourth form, for context)
Checks out since he was training in Otherworld for 7 years straight.
>For further context, Teen Gohan’s SS2 was roughly 4 billion
I can believe that I guess, even if it is kinda outlandish to have a base powerlevel of 40 Million at 11 years old.
>Shin was probably weaker than Perfect Cell
Replace "probably" with "definitely". Dude was clearly freaking out at how powerful the ningen had become while he was wasting time and being useless.
>While making him that strong isn’t entirely out of the realm of possiblities, there are many other students who’ve already gone Super Saiyan
I'd be happy to see any of our students beat Shin's ass honestly.
It's just that getting beat by Tarble would be the ultimate insult.
>The dumbest word filter ever. A site doesn’t censor nigger but do for that? Clearly only one directly references the moderators and janitors, and they don’t like it
It's the only amount of control they will ever have in their short, miserable, hot-pocket ridden lives.
Remember kids, this is what happens when you do it for free.