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>>4693124
>Nod
Don't see any reason to not

>>4693124
>Nod

>>4693124
>Nod
Cautiously, preferably while hiding behind something... Or someone.

>>4693124
>>Nod

>>4693124
>>Nod

>>4693143
We could always use the pickle barrel. Worked the first time.

>>4693124
>Nod

>>4693156
>We could always use the pickle barrel. Worked the first time.
I hope she don't know the password

>>4693156
*Nod*
We should ask that pickle barrel to join our crew, it did really come in handy... Besides, pickles!

>>4693124
>Nod
>try not to run away
>Don't run away
>run away with all your might

>>4693124
>Nod

>>4693186
kek

>writing

>> Nod
>> hug and use our doctor lydia as a plush toy and security shield.

:v I just want to tease lydia she is shy about personal space I want to see how she reactivates silver to do this

>>4693200
This is jail bait, in this case for stitches.

>>4693206
She's already going to jail for a long time so who cares?

>>4693210
We do!

>>4693206
I mean she's already using corpse parts to make her own best friend/waifu/husbando

Pretty sure she's already slated for Impel Down.

>>4693212
>We
I fully encourage the girl to explore her blossoming attraction for fit young boys. Or at least i would if I was sure she wouldn't vivisect a few of them against their will.

>>4693206
>>4693210
>>4693212
>>4693213
that and this will annoy mary to see silver show affection and appreciation without asking another girl and lyda is the most nervous about human contact so it will be fun to see the reactions of both this

>>4693220
>Or at least i would if I was sure she wouldn't vivisect a few of them against their will
The price for zombie cunny is truly a heavy one.

>>4693220
It's fine, she's a doctor. She knows how to patch them up afterwards, just look at all her plushies!

>>4693227
>>4693228
>>4693220
and silver is made of hard and resistant things it is difficult to completely break completely unless you erase it in one hit the insurance will survive what you throw at it so it is perfect for any affectionate treatment of the one piece girls

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You awkwardly look around for any sign of a trap and see nothing. So you hesitantly nod while in your head you keep encouraging yourself to not run away in pants shitting fear because that would not be befitting of a pirate captain. And it looks like you were right to worry because as soon as you do it's like the lid popping off something that should've remained sealed. Mary almost lunges at you like a feral and very hungry beast. Luckily Lyda just came to check up on you because she's worried about your condition so you quickly grab and use her as a human shield while nestling close to her for emotional support. This makes Mary relent for some reason. She tries to reach forward with her shaking hand but decides to stay it instead. For some reason she fears Stitches. Good!

"I'm- I'm sorry!"
What?
"Am I really scaring you that much?"
You nod.
"B-But why? I don't understand! I just don't! You were never like that! Remember Amble Island? We did everything together! What changed? I just want to know! Please Silver! What made you so afraid? What made you get friendly with a bunch of scum like these pirates?!"

That did manage to push your buttons. And good thing that your head was almost cleaved in half because now all that steam has a place to get out. You gently let go of Stitches and put her behind your back as you step up to Mary.
"Take that back. I won't let ANYONE talk bad about my friends, my crew!"
You raise your hands feeling your rage pushing fear in the back of your mind.

"Friends?!"
Now Mary is the one who's also fuming. But it mixes with her sadness so it comes off as frustration.
"WE were supposed to be friends? Remember? Best friends forever! We used to do everything together! W-We are family! Do you not remember?! Why is this all happening now? I just don't understand!"
Finally she's breaking down in tears as her composure shatters.
"We were supposed to live happily together! Just the two of us! P-Please Silver just tell me already! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED! Do you not love me anymore?!"

>I do
>I don't
>I never did
>Other?

>>4693243
...Wat?
I had to reread that one a few times mate, I think autocorrect buggered you up good.

But yes, I hear you. Silver is abnormally tough, tho I'd say that makes things very difficult for poor Lyda... She doesn't have the arms to cut us properly and I don't think anyone has invented power tools yet, tho she could probably use something like a steam powered concrete saw for chrismas...

>>4693248
>I never did

>>4693248
>>I never did

>>4693248
>>I never did

>>4693248
>>I never did
Damn!

Also fuck the fucking program I'm using. This was the second time half of my post was deleted and I had to start again!

>>4693248
>I never did
my time as a slave was hell until I met a pirate

>>4693248
>I never did
MIND CRUSH!

>>4693248
>>I never did
We didn't have the freedom to love

>>4693248
>>I never did

>Remember Amble Island (Oh yea, we do)
>Why are you so afraid?
So close, so very close and yet so far away.

>>4693248
>>Other?
What are you talking about, I just did whatever you said cause that's what got me the least beaten and whipped.

>>4693248
>>Other?
I was a slave and had nothing. I didn't even have food other than slop or sand until Eliza taught me how to want and get what I wanted. Why would I think I had you?

>>4693257
I'd recommend Google Docs, it saves automatically and keeps your shit.

>>4693258
Hell, at this point I almost regret out tatoo, just imagine when she asked about Amble we could just turn around, show her the latticework of scars and say "Yea, I remember"

>>4693269
This would be so much kino

>>4693248
>I never did

>>4693269
The scars are still there... she just has to run her fingers across our back to feel them.

You guys have 0 chill.
>writing

>>4693272
Kino?!
>>4693275
... I'm the dumb, yes fucking do it!
I mean its probably not like the back is the only bit that got whipped... Vest and shirt, begone in the name of Drama!

>>4693277
Better be direct in this case, is going to hurt the last in the long term

>>4693279
It's double kino because there's a LOT of symbolism in how silver's scars are covered up.

>>4693277
This is something that Silver's been holding for a while.

>>4693268
I'm giving it a try now. Hopefully this one will be sufficient. I hope it has a functional revert feature

>>4693280
That and Silver is a remarkably honest pirate, given the option we've basically always chosen the truth.

>>4693281
I don't know what Kino is but I hope you're paying attention here Spook, cause good shit!

>>4693277
To go right to love and lifepartner shit is too much she needs a hard stop.

>>4693277
I mean it is Silver we're talking about here. He might have less tact that Luffy of all people, and if he figures that out it'd be a badge of pride for him.

>>4693286
kino = the highest form of art/culture
AKA "that good shit"

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>>4693281
Now i really hope that spook writes this
>>4693286
Yeah I don't remember silver lying outside of joke scenes

>>4693296
Thanks

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>>4693281
I will now be very disappointed if silver doesn't yakuza shirt rip every time we fight a worthy enemy

>>4693305
... You know what, that's a good point.
We need to get a tailor in the crew. A proper pirate tailor, because at that point we'd be going through suits at a rate we simply cannot afford no matter how many treasure ships we raid.
That and we're starting to look a lot less like "Cavalier" Silver and alot more like "Hobo" Silver

>>4693307
Lyda is already a good tailor. With Ann's silk butt we could probably get all kinds of clothes made up.

>>4693307
>>4693311
Ann is actually a tailor

>>4693311
Lyda is good at fixing and patching, this is very true.
But I'm not talking about "good" here, I'm talking "Great!" Just like we didn't settle for a "good" doctor or "fine" nun.
We got a fantastic doctor (who has probably done more to ensure the crews success then anyone else, looking at Hagetaka's Logia and Murray's "new" anchor) and a terrifying drider monster of a nun

>>4693315
Good enough to make a suit?
How does she feel about people wearing her butt-stuff?

>>4693251
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>>4693273
wow everyone is cold heart of stone hahahaha at least we don't hate her so much and on one level we appreciate her at least we wait for her to leave the island to slaughter all the slave owners.

that at least says that although silver does not love her but he has at least a little goodwill and fear to her and wait she to leave and not kill her

>We were never friends, I was a slave, and you were a tormentor

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“Do I remember? Yes I do.”
You start taking off everything above the waist and throwing them to the curb. Once your chest is exposed you turn around, revealing your tattooed back.
“Despite my best efforts to erase it. Sometimes. I don’t feel the wind on my back, or the hands of my friends when they hug me. I hate it.”
Turning back around you look Mary in the eye as you continue.
“And I never loved you.”

“W-Wha-”

“When you played with me, I got beat up. When I resisted, I got beat up. Do you really think I enjoyed that? Shut up, do nothing, ignore the pain that comes later. After a while I didn’t even realize you took me away, time just passed. I had a family once and I lost it. But I don’t even remember that anymore. I only got a new family after I set to sea. After I broke my chains. And you want to drag me back and collar me. I’d be more comfortable in the gallows!”

“How could you say that to me?! I WAS THE ONLY ONE NICE TO YOU! And you were the only friend I ever had! Does that mean nothing to you?!”

“Not really. You were not nice. You were ambivalent. The only one that was nice to me was the pirate that taught me how to break free. I got more from her in a few days than from you in years. All I feel from you is fear. Because my back hurts every time I look at you.”

“W-What pirate?! Tell me who’s responsible RIGHT NOW!”
That’s what she’s caught up on? Fine.

“Ask that Garp old guy. He knows. But you go after her, you die. She’s strong. Stronger than you.”

But it looks like half your words just didn’t register for her as she’s now laughing to herself. Probably thinking about punishing the one responsible for “ruining” you. The sad truth is that you could stand there and argue with her about things relating to pirates and marines but you’d never be able to get anywhere with her. The same way you’re convinced about the rightness of your actions she implicitly believes in the values of the Marines and the World Government. In her eyes she’s good and the pirates are evil. And nothing will change that. The only thing that she might not be certain in is your position as a pirate. You’d wager that right now it’s essentially a coinflip in her head. Either you can still be redeemed by ending your career as a criminal, or you’ve been ruined beyond salvation and if she can’t have you, then no one can.

There is however one way to certainly sway her opinion of you. But that’d most assuredly sever your connection to her and ruin any chance you may have had of forging a bond with her.

>”By the way. Do you know what happened to Amble Island?”
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
>Other?

>>4693344
>>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
That's that I suppose

> Maybe once you get your head out of your butt, we could TRY to be friends. But until then, stay away from me/

>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”

>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”

>>4693344
>>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”

>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”

>>4693344
>>4693346
look I get you didn't mean to hurt me, but that's what you did, when you selfishly decide I was your friend.

>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”

>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”

>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”

>>4693344
>”By the way. Do you know what happened to Amble Island?”

Like, if you have anything else you want to say go ahead and post it. But I'm genuinely running out of ideas here that wouldn't immediately result in a fight and an end to your relationship with Mary

>>4693322
She's good enough. Spooder instincts and such
And she's only uncomfortable when someone reminds her it's butt-stuff. Otherwise she's doing a fine job of ignoring that little factoid

>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”

I have a strange feeling she'l hear about what we did at Amble the moment Garp, or whatever other marine she ends up getting involved with, thinks she risks going soft on us.

>>4693360
Yo! Is that the QM of Shaman King quest?
I've seen that there is a quest about it. You got patrician taste me dude

>>4693344
>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”

>>4693362
Silver already said what he wanted to say to Mary, the moment would turn less dramatic if he didn't walk away.

>>4693344
>>”I said my peace. Goodbye Mary”
What decision she comes to is her own choice. If she wants to actually be friends I'll give her a chance, but if she pulls some yandere bullshit she's going into the dirt.

>>4693365
Yeah it is, doubt I'll make it as good as this one though. First quest and all

That's very unanimous
>writing

>>4693362
I hear ya... There really isn't much else to say but I'm really happy both of them got to say it, you know?

There's a lot to unpack there for both with Silver and Mary... I can just taste the character progression, we taking a second step to working out the horrorshow that was our upbringing and Mary either trippling down on her training to fix us before its to late or sitting for half a minute to think things through. Or both.

>>4693362
>if you want to pull your head out of your ass, then maybe we can be friends someday
>i'd love to have more strong people on my crew, you know

>>4693344
Well this is a shame, she seemed like she could have been a fun character but she broke way too easily.

>>4693371
Just keep your mind on what YOU want to write and do, and have fun. Once you get rolling, it gets easier fren. I'll give you votes whenever I can

>>4693388
>Finally find little brother
>Vice Admiral nearly kills him, calls him a monster
>Guy says he doesn't care, never cared, about you
>After you spent your entire childhood together
>After you spent your adulthood saving up money to help him.

Lets be honest, there were a *lot* of bombs dropped on her, and she never came across as entirely well adjusted in the first place.
I'm quite happy with it and am looking forwards to what the future brings

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“I get it. You didn’t mean to hurt me. But that’s what you did. You were not my friend. You were just the least mean of the people holding my leash. Maybe once you pull your head out of your butt we can be. But not now. Goodbye Mary.”
You turn away from her, gather your stuff and leave the marine with her two companions who are still in just as much of a shock as Mary herself.
“Let’s go Stitches.”

As you get out of earshot Lyda nervously walks beside you, prodding her fingers together.
“A-Are you okay?”

“I don’t know.”

Your chest somehow feels both heavy as steel yet light as a feather, like you could finally throw a huge weight off your shoulders but it took too much effort to pull it off. Right now you want nothing but a hot, steamy bath, a warm blankie and a nice long rest. So that’s what you’re going to do. While baths are a bit dangerous for a devil fruit user showers are not and after making use of the ones in Galley La you went and got your well deserved rest, away from the marines and their nonsense.

The following couple of days are spent recuperating in the little homes provided to you by Iceburg. Though the Marines ceased bothering you and the Straw Hats they didn’t quite leave. They are just there, waiting. Most likely that Garp guy wants to give you at least a fighting chance. Or not. The old mans way of thinking is an enigma to you. Finally the long awaited time arrives. The time of new BOATS! Suspiciously both yours and the Straw Hats were finished around the same time. Almost as if Iceburg and that Franky guy were working together. The good news arrives to you when you’re having one of your little “competitions” with Luffy which became pretty frequent.

“Okay! Draw!”
You shout and reveal your hand.
“This is the biggest, bestest, strongest battleship EVER! Now show me your pathetic drawing Goofy! So I can laugh at it!”

“I drew a mermaid!”

You look at his drawing and compare it to your own. His is but a single scribble on a piece of paper, while yours is drawn on a mighty stack drawn with superior CRAYON and not some faggoty pencil! You look and look until you arrive at the obvious conclusion… and rip your drawing in half.
“DAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIT!”
HE WON AGAIN!

“Shishishi!”

It’s at this point that the door to your cabin is kicked down and one of the Galley La workers steps in, clearly enthusiastic about something.
“Hey pirates! Your ships are done!”

“OOOOOOOH!”
“OOOOOOOH!”

>>4693421
Oh no!, were becoming somewhat into friends with the Straw hat.

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>>4693421
>HE WON AGAIN!
Kek

>>4693424
Of course we are, we are ETERNAL RIVALS.

We just have to make sure we don't do like Gai and Kakashi did and get gay married and go on a honeymoon.

>>4693424
Not like that'd stop us from blasting him away the moment things stop being so very relaxed

> Maybe once you get your head out of your butt, we could TRY to be friends. But until then, stay away from me/

>>4693424
>>4693421
NOW to fix the universe we must kick the animal head off his ship before leaving here.

He is our enemy and rival not friend ... if we are shit with silly people like Mary we will be with Luffy

>>4693421
> BEFORE LEAVING GIVE AS HARD A HIT AS YOU CAN TO LUFFY'S SHIP TO REMIND HIM THAT WE ARE NOT FRIENDS AND WE ARE BETTER THAN HIM

>>4693460
Woah woah his ship didn't do anything to us.

Steal their Jolly Roger

>>4693460
Destroying a ship seems a bit much for Silver what with all the trouble he went to honor ones wish.

>>4693471
That's just low. We are better then that!

Steal their fridge instead[/ spoiler]

>>4693471
WOAH
are you trying to make us fight the strawhats to the death?

>>4693460
Eh leave the ship out of this, this is between us and Condom man.
>>4693471
You can't steal a crew's flag, that's way beyond the line. We should steal their milk instead!

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>>4693475
What mad lad

>>4693471
>>4693473
not to destroy it but to remind luffy that we are not his friends and you know how we did on the reverse mountain when silver met them, kicked his boat to get him out of his way.

>>4693471
If there's one thing Luffy loves it's meat, so we should take all his meat and run!

>>4693481
I see, a renewal of our rivalry, I can get behind that.

>>4693481
I get what you mean but a Jolly Roger is kind of personal I think

>>4693481
>not to destroy it

>>4693460
>kick the animal head off his ship

bruh

>>4693478
>>4693476
>>4693475
>>4693473
>>4693471


mmm, what if we leave it to something the pirates would do? first marcela steals all the money they have and since luffy doesn't care about the money while marcela steals the money, silver eats all the food on the ship, leaving only a misspelled note of silver. with drawings insulting luffy who would only he understand.

>>4693497
Sure, that seems more in character

>>4693497
Sounds more reasonably

>>4693497
I'd leave the money, we don't need it. But the food is a good idea. Even better because we left the money they'd now have to spend it on /more/ food which would piss Nami off even more than if we stole it.

Stolen money you can steal back, but spent money is gone forever, and you can bet she'll take her frustration out on Luffy which is even sweeter.

I'm all for stealing the food, but don't fuck with a man's ship (or jolly roger)

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You abandon everything and gather your respective crews. They have the two vessels veiled, with one being a fair bit larger than the other which Luffy just LOVES to point out, repeatedly. His is the first one to get revealed and it looks like some big dumb lion. How they managed to make a fierce animal like that look goofier than the ram they had before is a mystery to you. They have a little argument about what to name it with such “genius” ideas as:

Bear!! Polar Bear!! Lion
New Battle Franky, Lion Gang Champion
Little Darkness
and Boss Lionel

In the end they pick “Thousand Sunny”. It’s not even the best out of those horrible names! But whatever. You’re sure yours will be a thousand times better than that! But you do catch a snippet of information about some wood from the Treasure Tree Adam, some special and very expensive tree that’s considered the best. Pfffft. If they bought something like that with a measly 200 million, imagine what yours will be made of with one BILLION!

“Well, now it’s time to reveal this one. Please welcome the reborn Dauntless.”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwE69Tn3wb8

With the help of a crane Iceburg revealed his newest creation. A ship colored black and gold glistens in the sun. Though she’s much smaller than the Sunny because she’s still a caravel while the Straw Hats ship is a carrack, the new Dauntless is slimmer, lighter and perhaps most importantly more serious looking than that stupid sunflower they have. But there is a problem.

“OY! Icecream! What is the meaning of this?! I paid a LOT of money to you! So what is this?! This isn’t that fancy tree!”


“Ah. So you noticed. Well, it is true that I didn’t use the Adam Tree. I used a type of wood second only to the Adam from a nearby island, San Faldo. It’s called gloom wood.”

You start cracking your knuckles.
“Well you better get back to work then because I don’t like being second place!”

“Oy oy calm down!”
Franky comes up this time.
“Iceburg had a good reason to do what he did.”

“Indeed. While the Adam is the strongest wood there is, it does have one quality which was not good for your ship. It’s heavy. The Gloom Wood we used is lighter and more flexible, making it ideal for a small ship like this one. Well, to put it bluntly, yours might be one of the swiftest vessels on sea right now.”

“OOOOOOOOO!”

“Would you like a tour?”

“DO I?!”

>>4693502
-_- Yes, we steal money, we are a pirate, if we can steal money from someone we don't like, that's what pirates do.

I know that people like you want to be friends with luffy and mary, have a friendship and be brothers with them and for that you do not want have to bad blood between them but we made it clear from the beginning we will not follow that path only the path of silver and yes to advance silver we must remove luffy from the path we will do it without hesitation.

we are on the way to return to silver a worthy successor of rocks

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Iceburg takes you onto the bridge and shows off what he did. Through some extensive work he managed to make the Dauntless somewhat bigger, giving you more room. Her black sails were crafted with a combination of Spiders and Angels special threads, making them tougher than iron and capable of harnessing even the wildest winds without issue. The convenient turret mounted cannons were replaced with more traditional fixed cannons of the highest quality. Their golden sheen is only surpassed by their devastating firepower. Furthermore, the weapons have been further modified which allows you to fill them with practically anything, including fistfuls of glass among other things. Every room inside has been retrofitted with state of the art equipment and tailored to the demands of your specialists.

“Well, that’s about it for the everyday stuff. Now we can move onto the special upgrades. Please follow me to the wheel. These levers allow the person steering to activate one of several mechanisms. The two main ones are these.”
Pulling a lever Iceburg activates something, which makes the front of the ship snap open like the jaws of a sea monster, revealing the sea king hunting harpoon you acquired to attack the Divine Tribute.
“I call it “Great White”. With your superior speed you could get close to any enemy and with this you can latch onto them like a leech.”

“So it’s a secret weapon?!”

“Indeed. And if you use these levers you can even make your ship take a bite out of her prey. But onto the other big one. The wing system!”

“WINGS?!”

“Well, it’ll be easier to show than to explain.”
After activating the system you see, for lack of a better word, masts come out of the ships side, revealing more sails. Through a brief demonstration Iceburg shows you how they function and it becomes clear to you. With a series of complex machines within these “limbs” can be manually controlled, allowing you unparalleled control over the ships movement. So not only will you have the fastest ship but the most maneuverable one.

“So? What do you think?”

“It. Is. AMAZING!”

“Now don’t get carried away just yet. The systems are very complex and will require a lot of time to master. But once you do-”

“Hey Jaws look! I can make her do a little dance!”

“Why do I even bother?”
Iceberg rubs his nose.
“Well, there’s just one thing left I suppose.”

“What is it? We won’t pay you a third time!”

“No. I think a rebirth like that would warrant a new name. Wouldn’t you agree?”

“Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…”
You start thinking super hard on that one.
“Oh! I know! How about “The Dauntless Spirit”? Is that good?”

Iceberg smiles.
“Yes, I think that one fits her very well. Take care of her Silver!”

“Will do!”

Well, that settles it! Your ship has been repaired and upgraded to withstand everything the Grand Line could throw at her. You’ll have to load your cargo onto her but other than that you are ready to go. Which means it’s probably time to say goodbye. And sadly, that includes Goofy as well. That prick. But nobody said anything about parting with grace!

>Give him a goodbye punch
>Deface his flag and draw something on it
>Steal his food
>Just leave. No need to be mean
>Other?

I don't want silver to be a one-piece "pirate" because that's just an adventurer, not a pirate, we're doing well to turn silver into a true pirate doing only what interests him, not listening to anyone other than his crew to change between opinion and not hesitating to kill any annoyance in a second like we did with those idiots of the poker game

> marcela steals all the money while silver says what he help her but he gets distracted and only eats her food and leaves a note.
> marcela scolds silver for not helping

>>4693515
>I don't want silver to be a one-piece "pirate"
Well we are kind of playing a one piece quest, anon, and there are diverse occasions of silver showing mercy.

>>4693514
>Steal his food

>>4693511
>>4693515
First
>using emoticons
Second
Are you okay dude? You seem upset

>>4693514
>Steal his food

That's for having a bigger ship then us, Goofy!
>>4693511
>>4693515
>>4693519
Stealing money from pirates. Do you know what that makes us?
That'd make us Nami... Do you really wanna be Nami?

>>4693514
>>Steal his food
>Other?
Encourage the rest of the crew to steal whatever they would want as well. Team building and bonding exercises are important for moral.

>>4693514
>Steal his food

>>4693514
>Give him a goodbye punch

>>4693514
>Steal his food
I'd punch him too but I'm still too happy about the ship.

>>4693514
>Steal his food
>Leave a note that says: "You want my food? You can have it! I left everything I stole in my frdge. Now you just have to find it!"

KEk. Changing my vote from >>4693521 to this >>4693532

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>>4693532
You sir/madam are a gentlemen and a scholar.

>>4693512
wow to spend so much money they cheated us a lot with this boat it is rubbish compared to others of one piece ... its only "special" addition is the harpoon and more sails to move faster and the harpoon was ours to begin with .. Let's rob icecream and then shoot him in the face for this shit.

It doesn't even have the strongest wood

>>4693524
>>4693532
Second and changing to this

>>4693514
>Deface his flag and draw something on it

>>4693532
Supporting this, kek

>>4693532
>>4693526
lol yeah changing to support this

>>4693514
>>4693532
This is madness. Unequivocally supported.

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>>4693532
based and approved
>writing

>Deface his flag and draw something on it

>>4693532
welp seems we just pulled them off of florian triangle. there is no way luffy is gonna ignore that dis

>>4693594
They gotta catch us first! Hehehehe
and that big fat barge they have is no match for our Dauntless!

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“Okay everyone! Load up our stuff! We’re setting sail as soon as we can!”

“Oh? Us? And what are you going to do in the meantime shitstain?”

“Stuff Hook! Stuff.”

You disappear for a little while to do “stuff”. Luckily “stuff” doesn’t take so long that you miss the show that’s about to unfold as Nico Robin currently has Frankys testicles in her hands. She’s squeezing on his testes! Funniest shit you’ve ever seen! But it looks like it worked and now the Straw Hats have a new shipwright. That is a problem because you didn’t really think of that until now. Granted, you didn’t exactly see anyone fitting for your crew. That Franky guy would’ve been cool but now he’s taken and Iceburg does not seem like the adventurous type. Oh well, guess you’ll just have to find one on the next island. Or soon. In any case, now that your stuff is taken care of you can say goodbye to everyone. You say bye to Iceburg and Murray says goodbye to that fat train conductor lady that he got along with. And that’s pretty much it. With one small exception.

“Goofy.”

“Sissy.”

No more words needed exchanging as your actions spoke louder. Two glares, two grins and the knowledge that your next encounter likely won’t be on such pleasant terms. Yet neither of you seem to mind, in fact it’s something you look forward to. Turning around your heels you both head back to your ship and set sails. However once neither your ship, nor the city of Water 7 was in the vicinity Luffy decided that he was peckish and demanded food from his cook. Only to find to his horror a small note written in crayon stapled to his fridge.
"You want my food? You can have it! I left everything I stole in my fridge. Now you just have to find it!"

“AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!”


“Kekeke!”


“What’s so funny Silver?”

“Oh nothing Jaws. Just the sweet sounds of the sea!”

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>>4693604
>Dauntless flying by the Thousand Sunny with sonic music playing in the background and Silver flipping the bird

>>4693616
lmao, the madman actually did it
what were the strahats reactions to that?

>>4693620
This. Reactions are an important part of kino piece.

>>4693616

hahaha I just realized that we left Luffy's crew without food in the open sea and it is worse for someone like Luffy who is a human vacuum cleaner and with how difficult it is to get food in the sea at least they will spend days or weeks of hunger until they arrive to an island

>>4693620
Probably something in the area of "What the fuck is up with that one?!"

Also I love that crayons are somehow becoming our calling card, my goodness they're gonna rename us into "Crayon Coloured" Silver

>>4693617
I know right, I know! That was a good laugh

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>>4693630
>my goodness they're gonna rename us into "Crayon Coloured" Silver
You got it backwards they are gonna make a new crayon colour called "cavalier silver", thus making silvers dream of creating his own name come true.

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>>4693616
Nice

>>4693637
Damn that's actually really clever!

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>>4693637
Fund it...
I also just realized that we also kind of declared war on Sanji, hah! He's gonna be almost as mad as Luffy next time we meet.
"oooi, you made the ladies go hungry!" *incoherent angry noises*

Meanwhile Robin is relaxing with a book, holding back a smile saying something like "This Cavalier Silver seems like a cunning adversary, captain, *giggle* he even knows to attack your weak points!"

>>4693644
Next time we see them, there will be no Chopper.

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>>4693650
Hue

>>4693628
They'll probably just fish, but compared to all the food we took weeks of nothing but fish dishes would probably be worse.
>>4693644
>Declared war on Sanji
He started it when he called the Master Baiter short.

>>4693655
That is true, he should never have picked a fight with our best Hooker. Still funny, tho.

Oy, shitty cook'u. I thought you were supposed to buy supplies. Couldn't even do that, could you?

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After ensuring that the Strawman pirates would have to awkwardly return to port like a bunch of losers or starve for possibly weeks you had to face the consequences of your actions, just not the way you imagined.

“Captain! The Marines are chasing us!”

“How do they look Bullseye? Do they have the dog-ship?”

“No! There’s a pink haired lady on board with two flamboyant guys dancing behind her!”

“Kek! Looks like the old fart called Hina! Can’t even come after us himself! Okay everyone! Hold onto your butts! Time to test out what this new bird can do!”

You activated the systems Iceburg showed you and after ALMOST ejecting your whole crew with that burst of speed you managed to give the marines pursuing you the slip, alongside a well deserved middle finger and a wave of your hat. At one point you even managed to jump over to the other side of the sea trains rails with the speed you achieved and a well timed wave. So now there were multiple things separating you from them. Hopefully you can gain enough distance until you reach San Faldo and continue your journey.

You keep sailing for a little while longer until the sun starts to set. After a fantastic meal that Gu cooked up with his new kitchen everyone was left well fed and satisfied, to the point that pretty much everyone went ahead and returned to their cabins to discover their new beddings. But not you.

“You’re not coming Silver? Not curious about the new rooms?”

“Nah. I think I’ll moongaze a little. Then sleep in my hammock. Goodnight!”

“Good night Silver!”

Once everyone retreated you balanced your way onto the nose of the ship and sat down to just look at the clear seawater and the reflection of the stars in it. You’ve come to enjoy it more and more over time. And now you get to do it on a ship you truly made yours. Looking down at it you gently rub the bow.

“It’s pretty isn’t it? Well not as pretty as you are! You know, I once used to hate the sea. I was scared of the waters. But now I don’t think I could ever leave it. I wonder if she’s also looking at the water right now…”
You wait a little while longer and continue absent-mindedly gazing at the dark waves below until you feel a shiver running across your spine. Weak sobbing can be heard coming from behind and you feel a presence you haven’t felt before. Right now there’s nothing you want to do more than to turn around but your instincts are telling you that you really shouldn’t. You can’t help but smile.
“Finally I knew you could talk!”

>>4693664
>>4693644
>kind of declared war on Sanji
The worst part for him might be that silver must have broken the lock on the fridge after Sanji begged for one for months. thus leaving it defenceless and showing Luff that it can be done.

>>4693678
Apparently. Wondered where your post went.

Also soon we will give the boat ghost a hug. Soon.

>>4693680
>Lock on fridge?
>No problem!
>Just eat the lock!

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>>4693665
>finally meeting dauntless-chan

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>>4693680
>The next time we see Sanji he looks like a war vet. Scars and all, a haunted look on his face, already has his time skip beard.
>Pic very much related

>>4693680
Oh my god I didn't even think about that, oh he's is going to *hate* us isn't he? Hah!

>>4693665
Daunty-chan! Wait, who made our ship sad!? (probably us, but still)

>>4693694
The real question is, will there be punji sticks surrounding the fridge?

>>4693296
Kino literally just means cinema. So it refers to a really good movie

>>4693698
Being made out of gloom wood probably doesn't help

>>4693707
book smart does does not equal street smart, anon.

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“Sob sob. Why?”

“Hmmm?”

“Why? Why did this happen to me? Do you have any idea what you did? I *sniff* I was never meant to be like this. I was going to be a nice navy ship! I wanted to serve the sailors and help them bring justice! But now? What will happen to me now?”

“Well-”

“Don’t talk! Don’t talk to me ever! Why did you have to do this? Why spend all that money? Why couldn’t you just sink me and get a new ship! I… I don’t want to be here anymore! I don’t want to be a pirate and do mean things! I just want to be back home!”

She seems very upset. This… you didn’t anticipate. After hearing what Merry was like, how she felt about traveling with her nakama you thought Dauntless would be similar. Did you not take good enough care of her? Did you not clean her enough? Were you too rough when playing on her? Did she not enjoy it when after every adventure you recount everything to her? You like your ship, you like her with all your heart. Maybe it wasn’t enough?

“But I thought-”

“NO! You didn’t think! You stupid pirates never think! Go away! Just leave me alone!”

Oh damn. She’s really mad. And the worst part is that you don’t know what to do. You want to turn around and face her to explain yourself. But a pit in your gut is telling you that you shouldn’t look at her.

>”Okay. I won’t bother you again.”
>Look at her
>Other?

>>4693698
>Daunty-chan! Wait, who made our ship sad!? (probably us, but still)
She was a marine ship, we literally took her from her intended purpose and turned her into something completely different. Unless she sees the injustices of the marines first hand and forms her own code of JUSTICE separate from them she probably think's she's a failure.

>>4693718
Kek, Looks like all those corruption tags weren't all that accurate

>>4693718
>Look at her

>>4693718
>>”Okay. I won’t bother you again.”

>>4693718
>Look at her

>>4693718
>Don't look at her
>I'm sorry. I never meant to hurt you. I know i'm not a marine. I know i'm not a nice guy, either. I know that i stole you as well, but i never wanted to make you sad.
>Do you hate me?

>>4693718
>Look at her
>"I wanted to pay you back for everything. For carrying us on this sea. If you don't like that anymore, we'll leave."

Really funny this happens right after telling Mary to fuck off.

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>>4693718
Oh no, we are Mary to dauntless' Silver
>Other?
Existential crisis

>>4693718
>Look at her
"I'm sorry Dauntless... But I never had a home before, you're family. I think, never had much of that either"

>OK ... let's fulfill her last wish we must go for the dynamite and fill the boat with powder

>>4693720
Don't be so sure
>Dauntless(pure).jpg
>>4693723
>>4693729
Pls don't, let her keep the dignity of not being seen in her (corrupted) form

>>4693739
The idea of blowing up the ship is hilarious

>>4693718
>Look at her
>Other?
Ask her what she thinks Justice is. Did we not bring Justice when he helped out the Crab island? Did we not bring justice when we stopped the natives and the colonists on windy island from killing each other? Wasn't it justice when we saved Sliver Island from the mayor and his cronies and brought the water back?
The marines didn't do that. Heck the marines tried to kill the guy that fixed her up and gave her all these cool upgrades. He wasn't evil or a pirate, he was just a guy doing his job but because of what he knew they tried to kill him.

We're not the marines, and we're probably not "good guys" but we at least have a code. It's kinda grungy but it's there. The marines seem to do whatever they like and slap Justice on the front to make themselves feel better about blowing up an island or something.

>>4693718
>>4693730
also

>I think i know how you feel, more or less. Because someone did the same thing to me, before.
>I won't force you to sail with us. It would be no different than enslaving you, wouldn't it?
>That said, the navy isn't as nice as you think. Pirates aren't all bad, either. You've seen that yourself, haven't you? After all, you've been with us this whole time.

>>4693744
We also did justice on the marine island ... poetic justice but still justice

mmm we could always give the boat to mary next time we see her

>>4693124

>>4693718
>dont look at her

>>4693723
Guess I am supporting this instead >>4693744

Hmmmm this time it's a bit more divided but we're leaning towards looking at her
>writing

I'll also try to incorporate your write-ins as much as possible

>>4693744
this guy found the right words. we gotta let her know how her justice is flawed and crooked. the only justice that matters is freedom and power, and she'll never find a better place to revel in justice than as our beloved ship.

>>4693741
>we could always give the boat to mary next time we see her.
>mary
I'd rather burn it.

>>4693765
Of course, let's convince her how Mary would treat us ... at this point I am ship to Silver and Mary since they would be looking for someone's love without regard for their thoughts.

Let's give the dauntless to onigumo and the giant, after all we know them can't be dicks about it.

>>4693759
Now imagine how much less of an impact this would have had if we hadn't gotten the Mary extended cut?

Why does a quest on some image board about thai cartoon cape-pirates have better writing and characterization then hollywood?!

>>4693767
>>4693787

she is a member of the crew like any other if she does not want to be a pirate and she wants to be a marine she is her choice also mary, coby and the other one who forgets her name are the only marines with whom we could talk to take her and accept her

>>4693787
I'm pretty sure those two would destroy it for being a pirate ship, we gotta give Daunty a good home

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>>4693791
I already said it mary, coby and helpopo are the only marines that I see who would take good care of her

>>4693789
>>4693791
It was a joke about they lack of male genitals resulted from them encounter with silver

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The very concept makes you feel like choking and no amount of heavy swallowing is helping. But if you want to do this, you have to do this right. Face to ghost-face. So abruptly and without warning you stand up and look at the spirit of your ship. The very soul of the Dauntless Spirit. Even if this act of yours means you are now cursed with an inevitable tragedy it was worth it. But she doesn’t seem to agree.

“So… you had the guts to look at me huh? Well go on! LOOK! This is what you did to me! Well? Say something!”

You want to and you have something you want to tell her. But even you know it’d be best to keep that one inside for now. And instead you do what’s right. Getting on your knees you place your forehead on the ground. Almost instantly afterwards you feel a heavy impact on your skull accompanied by the words “DIE” repeated over and over again. Only when Dauntless finally stops do you speak up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKpfyyZL-mk

“I’m sorry. I never wanted to harm you and if I did I apologize. You don’t have to forgive me. But I did what I did because… because I wanted to pay you back for everything. You protected us, you cared for us. Even if it wasn’t your intention we still owe you for it.”

“Repay me? This is how you wanted to REPAY ME?! Look at me! I’m-”

“You’re beautiful.”
Dauntless stops at this.
“Iceburg told me everything. He said you were never special, that you are just one from many identical ships meant for nobodies to sail on. But now, there is not a single ship out there that’s like you. I wanted to give you the biggest gift I could. Freedom. If you really don’t want to be with us well, I understand. And I’ll try to return you to your home, even if it will make us sad..”

“Y-You will?”

“But can I ask something first? What is Justice?”

Dauntless looks like she can’t understand what you’re saying.
“What is Justice? Justice is Justice! Everyone knows that! It is to do the right thing and to not let bad people do bad things! THAT is Justice!”

“And you think a pirate can’t be just?”

“YES!”

“So helping out Crabbo was not justice? Was helping Windy-Windy Island or Silver island NOT justice? Or when the Marines took Nico Robin who did nothing, when they tried to kill Iceburg and frame us was justice?! I’m dumb and not always good. But I do what I want because I think it’s right! How is that different from the Marines?!”
She has no answer for that. In fact she appears conflicted.
“Well, not like that matters anyway. So I guess the only thing I want to know is, do you hate me?”

>>4693800
silver will put a lot of marine officers like that. also remember that silver added coby to his list of ball breakers for comparing him with luffy and saying they were good friends

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>>4693807
>That pic
I will not fuck a ship, do you hear me Spooky?! You will NOT give me a ship fetish!

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>>4693807
I guess a ship is fine too

>>4693807
i "ship" this hahahahaha

>>4693807
this is the best ship is a true ship hahahahaha

>>4693807
It's a shame that after all the upgrades we gotta et her go so early

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She bites her lips in frustration.
“W-What kind of a question is that all of a sudden?! O-Of course I do! You are a pirate and I’m… I uh…”

“Then that settles that. I won’t force you to do anything. We’ll get a new ship and find a way to return you where you belong. Hmmmm. How am I going to explain that to the others? And what kind of a ship am I going to get? Can’t return to Water 7 without bumping into a bunch of marines. Oh well, I’ll think of something! But don’t worry Dauntless! I’ll keep my word! Hopefully you’ll have as much fun with your new crew as I did with you! They’ll be lucky to get the fastest ship on the Grand Line! Oh and I hope when you catch me they’ll let you take me to the gallows so I can at least rest comfortably on my last night! Kekeke!”

You start walking and go past the spirit when she shouts after you.
“Wait!”
Stopping in your tracks you turn back to look at her.
“D-Do you know… what I am?”

“E-uuuuh-fuuuug-erm… K-Krunglesomething?”

“Klabautermann you oaf! I am the spirit of the ship that appears to, certain crews.”
She paused there for a moment.
“Every ship has a soul. But only few ever make themselves known to the crew. Want to know why?”

“Because none are as bad as me?”

“Sigh. No. Because not all ships are taken care of like that. I hate myself for admitting this but, I never would’ve appeared for my old crew. For them I was just a ship. I was their workplace. You people were the first ones to ever call me home, to take care of me and treat me like one of your own. And to think that not only you but those idiots with the Going Merry did it as well?”

“W-Wait. So are you saying?”

Dauntless wipes the muck off her ghostly face and tries to give you an honest response.
“I’m not saying anything. I just uh- I need to think things through! Yeah! So until then, because you took such great care of me I’ll allow you to sail on me just a little bit longer as a reward! You better be grateful!”

You pull your hat over your eyes and turn away.
“Thank you! You don’t know how much that means to me. I’ll tell the others what splendid job they did.”

After that you climbed into your hammock and got some much needed sleep. During which you felt another wave of cold wash over you and heard some faint muttering coming from the woodworks.
“What is wrong with me? I could’ve said yes! So… why?”

And that's it for today.
I hope you enjoyed yourselves fellow degenerates. And remember: Don't stick your peepees in ships unless you want splinters
Have a good night!

I'll try to update the pastebins with the stuff regarding the marines and their question marks. Plus add Dauntless herself

And maybe do a little omake about the reactions of the Straw Hats

See ya!

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>>4693889
Thanks for the run Spooky, see ya next time.

>>4693889
10/10 run, spooky.

>>4693889
Thanks for running Spooky, this was legit one of the better ones. Good show mate, very good show


>>“Because none are as bad as me?”
Yepp, yea that's the self loathing right there. Yepp, right in the morality.

>>4693889
Thanks for the excellent run!

>>4693889
Great run Spook

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>>4693889
>Don't stick your peepees in ships unless you want splinters

>>4693889
Daunty will be seduced into loving freedom!

>>4693539
You fool. You simpleton. You utter buffoon. How can't you see what's right in front of your eyes? A ship made of durable but extremely light wood? Silver's ability to use his body heat to create wind that he demonstrated in Enies Lobby? Fucking /wing sails)?! What you have right here, is a flying ship. Spooky gave us the BatShip and you're complaining.

>>4693929
Is that like some sorta inverse Stockholm syndrome?

>>4693889
>Don't stick your peepees in ships unless you want splinters
Nonsense, we just have to palish a nice hole well enough and give it a nice finish then it will be good to go whenever as long as we lube it properly.

>>4693939
no -_- he give us the tsu tsu ship

>>4693970
And you have the cringe cringe fruit ya dingus.

The Strawhats can manage to make their fat fucking cow of a ship fly for a while we sure as shit can make our sleek and sexy Dauntless soar like a goddamn bird.

>>4693941
Basically, make her so use to being free that she can't go back to the Marine Structure.

>>4693973
>The Strawhats can manage to make their fat fucking cow of a ship
>Our new sleek and light design aged Dauntless into a flat but brown cutie tomboy
>Goofy's Klabautermann probably has fat fucking milkers and thighs for days, with orange hair and idk a flower in her head
I want a refund

>>4694022
You want Nami as a Klaubtermann? Faggot.

>>4693807
Thanks for the run, spooks!
Looking forward to the omake!

>>4693973
Also, even without flight it's the fastest and most maneuverable ship in the ocean, which is a huge advantage over every other ship.
It effectively means we can just sail away from any situation with no risk of being overtaken or blockaded.

>>4694022
>Consumes literally barrels of Cola at every opportunity
Mate, odds are that Sunny is a diabetes ridden yank-tier fatty more then anything.

>>4693939
This guy gets it, don't forget sails that can't rip (That's a huge, huge, deal no matter how you put it) and we could probably take off if it storms rather then have to furl the sails and hope nothing breaks.
Then there's the guns, remember how Iceburg dismissed the stolen navy battleships armament as piddly compared to ours, not to mention a giant harpoon and the ability to possibly ram and bite things...

New Dauntless is really cool, slightly overshadowed by *everything* which happened this session which says a lot about how good it was but I'm sure as hell happy.
Now we just gotta win her over!

>>4694022
>their fat fucking cow of a ship
So their ship is going to be American and furry ? Yeah I am okay with dauntless

>>4693939
The flying fucking Dutchman

Not super in love with Dauntless design desu. Seems pretty generic to me but what do I know.

>>4694729
Our bote is not Dutch

>>4694971
Generic how?... And which Dauntless, the ship or the klauber-ghost

It was not an easy day for the Straw Hats. Departing from an island is never easy but they've gotten used to saying farewell to new friends, since it doesn't have to be forever and they got their dreams to chase. But the complications made it much more difficult than it had to be. For starters Usopp was almost left behind as he stubbornly refused to apologize for his previous actions and Luffys grandpa did not really want to let them go. But once Mr Longnose came through the crew was ready to leave with their new ship the Thousand Sunny. And as luck would have it, her maker Franky installed a very useful gear into her which allowed them to escape Garps clutches. Now soaring through the sky the Straw Hats felt both awe and fear as the great watery city disappeared behind them. After landing they all gather themselves and return to their posts. Except Luffy who's just laughing merrily.

"Shishishi! Wow Franky you can even make a flying ship? That's pretty fun!"

"Suuuuper you're welcome! But it's sadly not flight. More like I made a ship that can jump. The Coup de Burst uses three barrels of cola for an emergency escape and it can take us for a 1 km ride! Not to brag but anything the Merry could do Sunny can do it better! She is my masterpiece after all! And now she's all yours!"

"Shishishi! It's all OURS Franky! Okay! Since everything turned out nicely how about we celebrate with some food?"

"Oi Luffy! Don't get any ideas! I had Nami-san buy a new lock for the fridge! You're never getting in there ever again!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT IS THIS?!"

"I already told you shitty brat that I had a lock put on there to- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Everyone suddenly rushed in there to see what the screaming was about and they saw Luffy and Sanji on their knees before an empty fridge with a small note inside reading "You want my food? You can have it! I left everything I stole in my fridge. Now you just have to find it!" All the food was gone. And that was bad news.

"Aaaaaah! What is going on? Where's the foo- Oh never mind I still have my cola! Crysis averted!"

"T-These guys really are monsters! Even after I changed my mind about them they come and do something like this!"
Usopp stared in disbelief while Franky was happily drinking his sugary refreshment.

Meanwhile Nami collapsed just like Sanji did as she looked at the molten remains of the expensive lock she bought.
"All that money gone! And what's more with those marines chasing us we can't go back to port to get more supplies either! We're all going to starve!"

"Well, if that's the case then we got no choice-"
Zoro drew his swords.
"I call dibs on my own legs. But I'll let you cut your own off if you get hungry."

"IDIOT! DON'T SAY SCARY THINGS LIKE THAT!"
Nami chopped him on the head.

"Well Chopper it was nice having you on the ship but I'm relieving you of your duties as a doctor. You are only emergency rations now."

"WAAAAAH LUFFY IS GIVING ME WEIRD LOOKS!"

"Oy he's right Chopper. Please do us a favor and transform into your human form so I can feed the ladies longer!"

"SANJI-KUN!"
Nami shouted at him.
"That's not right! That's cannibalism! He should turn into a reindeer so we don't risk getting dangerously sick!"

"Ah you're right Mellorine! How could I have been so foolish?"

Meanwhile Robin was watching the chaos unfold from afar, giggling to herself at the amusing display. Of course this is not too big of a deal. They can make ends meet with some of the emergency supplies in the cargo hold where the non-perishable things like flour are kept. And they can supplement what they lack with fishing or hunting sea kings.
"Well, looks like we got ourselves a pretty dangerous little enemy by the looks of it. Not only do they know how to hit where it hurts the most, they are perfectly willing to do it too."

Why is Robin always so based?

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>>4695199
Kek nice omake, spooky.
>pretty dangerous little enemy
So she is saying that silver is a manlet

>>4695345
The most dangerous manlet in the sea

>>4695345
>So she is saying that silver is a manlet
I mean, he is. Got that stunted malnutrition body.

>>4695345
Better to be a scary manlet than a 24ft chump.

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>>4695199
kek
>>4695296
She is best One Piece waifu

>>4695199
kek, i can't believe nobody mentioned the note
great omake spooks!

>>4695367
Arn't we also remarkably young, like mid teens young?
That said I find that one rather funny
>Dat malnutrition body
>Muscles that function more like steel then human tissue

>>4695832
Makes you wonder how he would've turned out if he hadn't starved nearly to death for an entire childhood.

Or maybe the malnourishmentation only took bone length and brain strength.

Who knows, we aren't biologists

>>4695836
I dunno man, Silver isn't that dumb.
He is poorly adjusted, morally deficient, prone to violence, uneducated, impulsive, petty and he doesn't engage with the brain meat to often because violence is a great shortcut, and it works! And it's a great source of the adrenaline junky'ism we occasionally (hah) indulge in.

But I wouldn't compare him to actual idiots like Luffy whose one and only method involves brute forcing any problem in his way. We've done some sneaky and clever shit, my go to there would be Hina's and the tribute ship; both of which we crippled to avoid extending the fight and having to kill everyone... Tho thinking about it, that one probably did *not* earn us any brownie points with Dauntless.

>>4695832
Silver is 1 year younger than Luffy, so at present he's 16 years old.
And yeah, that's precisely how it is. That's just a thing that can happen. As far as we know Linlin was born to normie parents and as a toddler was strong enough to kill giants with a single attack.
It also helps that the universe runs on willpower

>>4695875
I'm pretty sure Silver would literally eat crayons if they didn't come wrapped in paper.

>>4695876
Oh yea, the whole willpower thing does smooth over a lot of issues.

>>4695877
Don't be silly, crayons arn't poisonous.

>>4695877
You assume paper would stop him
>Do you eat crayons with or without the shell?
The only thing stopping him from eating it is because crayons have other uses. Though I don't know if he could keep himself from eating playdoh

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>>4695832
>>4695836
Its one piece biology, it just works.
>>4695876
Although willpower didn't help luffy avoid being one-shoted by big Mon retarded strength and there is kaido lifting onigashima, so natural body strength can be pretty overpowered.

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Just found this image by chance and figured this was the best place to post it. Might be an option for future weaponry.

Okay so I did a little editing. Not much, just gave Garp and Mary some actual entries instead of my ominous bullshit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rL8USEZOSb4AYaJHv5BOhS7oDPqimv35y32CBsI3L8/edit

Decided not to give Coby and Helmeppo their own and I'll just roll them into Marys or Garps. If you decide they are worthy they'll get their own but until then I don't think this will matter.

>>4696355
none of it "matters" really, it's just fluff that makes us real, real happy to read

>He is back.
Second coming of Rocks baby!

>>4696355
>He is back.
I Wonder what left Garp so paranoiac after meeting silver, he already had big suspensions about he connections with Elisa, so its probably not that.

>>4696355
>He is back.
Similarities between Rocks and Silver are getting more prevalent. Though I doubt Silver will go for the "King of the World" thing.
But who knows, Blueno might've put some thoughts in his head.

>>4695933
On a scale from 1-10 I'll give it a definite "Yes"

>>4696355
I agree, we don't really have any connection to them so they don't need one yet. No lets see.... Oh Mary you fucking ego maniacal hero complex of a narcissist. I'm not gonna feel bad for you tho, I''m not. Not until you do something dumb like going after Eliza or get found our by Lucci or something.

>>4696388
There's a big difference between suspecting something and getting it confirmed, and then having the kid in question say, to your face, that he isn't going to stop or slow down and (I'm sure from Garps perspective) we'l try to kill him if he doesn't stop talking shit about mass murdering Pirate-nee.

It's not every day someone tells Vice Admiral Garp "I'll do what I want, screw the consequences. Now get out of my way"

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Huuuuuurrrrr me brain funny
Needle hurty
Abbudism
Nuuuuu sesshun Wenday 15:00 GEEMTEE
New session Wednesday 15:00 GMT, like usual

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>>4697332
Looking forward to landing on Micro Island and help Major Gates instal 10 windows in every house, to get rid of the roaming penguins and evil apple merchants.

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>>4697340
Imagine Not joining the revolution

>>4697357
shit now i kinda want OSisland

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>>4695933
>Imagine seeing a cute little bat flying in the sky like it's a ghibli movie right before he divebombs and slits a motherfucker's throat from ear to ear while cackling.

So we got an oopsie to deal with. Was driven like a slave today and coulg get 0 writing done for the initial post.
So we may experience a few minutes of delay

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After giving Hina and her cronies the slip and a good nights rest you feel refreshed and ready to both tackle the Grand Line once more AND explore every nook and cranny of your spanking new ship. Yesterdays little talk with the Dauntless herself left you quite invigorated, so you tackle the prospect of experimentation with great enthusiasm, and since she's brand new there's little need for regular maintenance yet so your crewmembers join you in your quest to familiarize yourself with your new home, mainly the facilities that you don’t use all too often and so don’t notice the change immediately.

Like the washroom that now has both tubs and showers for your convenience, all of which has been made devil fruit safe with railings and handlebars for safety. But by far the one that managed to woo you the most was the Crab Level which has been massively overhauled for maximum comfort and convenience, turning a segregated portion of the hold from Crab Level to Crab Town, with mini houses for each individual animal, roads made for them and special feeders. Sadly your little tour is cut short when you get notified by Will that there is a land approaching. So you quickly rush up to see what’s the situation.

“Oooooo! Is that the uuuuh sandy place?”

“San Faldo. And we had a church here so I know a little about it. Would you be interested?”

“Sure thing Spider!”

“As you wish. Well as you may have gathered from the costume wearing people in Water 7, San Faldo has a thing for festivals. In fact one of its biggest, longest and most anticipated ones is happening right now. The Masquerade, where people dress up to hide their features and enjoy the festivities in anonymity. As you may gather this makes the place very popular even among members of the underworld. But that’s not all. San Faldo is pretty much known as the “Carnival Town” as there is always something happening there. And whether you have money to spend or just want to have a good time you are welcome here. Just… try to ignore people giving you funny looks. From what I heard they can be pretty snobby.”

>Oooooh! Sounds fun! PARTY
>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!
>Huh? They party a lot? My kinda place! But why though?
>Other?

>>4698693
>>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!

>>4698693
>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!

Three, THREE MINUTES LATE! Preposterous! jk

>>4698693
>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!

>>4698693
>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!

>>4698693
>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!

>>4698693
>>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!

No further exposition? Awww
You're gonna wish you asked for that!
>writing

>>4698693
>>Wait! I got an idea! We should all put up costumes when we get there!

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“That sounds awesome! Let’s all dress up!”

“No. I simply refuse-”

“Wait Marcella!”
Murray touches her shoulder.
“Silver may have the right idea there! Our ship is brand new. If we put on costumes then nobody on the island will be able to recognize us!”

Naturally they both realize you just want to dress up for the hell of it but they agree that it is beneficial enough for everyone to go through it, especially with how you’re very much wanted now. Ann goes ahead and uses her spider silk to provide each of you with fashionable outfits, though she can’t easily produce any masks for you so you’ll have to go with your heads exposed for a little while. Hopefully you can buy mask on the island itself. The outfits are a bit queer though, with each of them tailored for a specific crew member. Meaning Jaws has a blue costume with palm trees all over it, and you have a mostly black one for the sake of convenience. The others got similarly familiar outfits with one key difference. Each of them has a white crossbone stitched into it, which should make it easier to identify each other in the crowd. As a rule everyone also must carry a mini den den mushi on their person at all times.

“Hmmmmmm…”

“Something wrong Silver?”

“These coats look a lot like those Cheese Pizza guys wore in Iceburgs mansion.”

“Naturally. They wore San Faldo outfits to hide themselves. Just try to ignore it and behave, okay?”

Once dressed everyone gets prim and proper, with mandatory face washing and a bit of make-up to obfuscate your appearance for that brief time during docking. The whole ensamble is so convincing that the port-master doesn’t display even a hint of the usual distaste for pirates most others do. Instead he seems to believe you are some sort of aristocracy!

“Ah. Welcome, welcome! Welcome to San Faldo! The island of never ending revelry! Are you perhaps here to enjoy the festivities?”

Murray looks over to you and takes control of the situation by handing a hefty bag of bellies to the port master.
“Yes. We came from far and would like nothing more than a bit of privacy so we can enjoy ourselves. Can you arrange that?”

“Certainly Sir! And please! Enjoy your stay!”

Once the fat man goes away with his money and the men of the docks start cleaning your ship Jaws looks over to you, as you’re still staring absentmindedly at the ground.
“Something wrong Silver? You don’t usually space out like that.”

“This island is cursed.”

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Your comment is dismissed as your usual weirdness as everyone goes ahead and begins browsing the masks conveniently on sale near the port for unprepared visitors like yourselves. Out of all of them you pick one made of solid gold because it’s the most expensive and thus CLEARLY the best but also because you like its pretty sheen and if you get bored you could lick the insides for some quick stimulus.

After donning it you turn to the others who all have done the same. Even Jaws, who now looks like just a rather hefty human and not at all like a fish-man.
“Okay. Everyone ready?”
You get a unanimous “Aye” from everyone.
“Right! Then let’s enjoy this place!”

You see Marcella, Murray, Gu and Hagetaka going off as a group. Most likely they want some more grown up type of entertainment. While Ann, Will and Lyda have formed their own little group. The nun says they are going to watch the fireworks and buy some festival sweets. You could join either of them, or go out on your own in search of a great time.

>Yeah, let’s see what the grown-ups do in this situation
>Kiddie time!
>Go solo
>Other?

>>4698784
>Yeah, let’s see what the grown-ups do in this situation