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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are QUATTRO DEL PETTO. Skeletal Son of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. You serve your sister, SHOTASNIFFER, The Eldest Sister and the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC.

Due to a series of shenanigans and misunderstandings, your sister was invited to a gathering of heroes. But your traitorous aunt, MURDERBONES, attacked the gala and tried to destroy you and your siblings alongside the heroes! Your siblings stopped her initial plans but now she has personally came to do combat. And worse of all, she insulted your taste in music!
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4667909
Call her an old elephant foot looking bitch, bet she can't come up with a better insult than that
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4667909
SHOW YOUR COOL MOJO
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>>4667917
"Damn, kid. Take a chill pill"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4667925
>telling the king of chill to take a chill pill
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4667925
>>4667926
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4667925
Unleash a kamehameha at that bitch
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Rolled 1108 (1d1200)

>>4667926
>>4667929
>>4667930
ROLL 2d1000
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Rolled 451, 50 = 501 (2d1000)

>>4667934
nice autoloss
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Rolled 455 (1d1200)

>>4667934
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>>4667935
>>4667939
"Talk to the hand"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4667941
Combine your drunken kung fu style with your rage of the sunglasses and charge!
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Rolled 27 (1d1200)

>>4667945
ROLL 2d1000

You have a +100 bonus
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Rolled 224, 79 = 303 (2d1000)

>>4667953
AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
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Rolled 208, 372 = 580 (2d1000)

>>4667953
due to the result being too cool for Quattro, budget cuts have been made to this scene
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>>4667954
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4667966
Now slam that fucker to the ground
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Rolled 950 (1d1200)

>>4667969
ROLL 2d1000
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Rolled 898, 177 = 1075 (2d1000)

>>4667972
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Rolled 486, 462 = 948 (2d1000)

>>4667972
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>>4667975
OH SHIT
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4667980
Well he's still in high spirits
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Rolled 44 (1d1200)

>>4667982
ROLL 2d1000 FOR A COUNTER
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Rolled 344, 329 = 673 (2d1000)

>>4667987
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Rolled 258, 922 = 1180 (2d1000)

>>4667987
Get fucked
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>>4668015
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4668021
Finish her off/make her admit Margaritaville is a masterpiece
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4668021
I feel a brainbuster coming
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>>4668028
QUATTRO MOVES IN FOR A BRAINBUSTER! CAN HE SUCCEED? FIND OUT...TOMORROW.

op go sleep now. see ya then

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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wake up in the morning
>"op go sleep now. see ya then"

close my eyes to sleep
>"NEW BREAD, UPDATE UP"

reeee
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>>4668206
I feel you brother.
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It's a tomorrow, maybe
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>>4669437
OP needs another 24 hour to...do stuff yeah.

Come back again later. Later.
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>>4669474
THE PROMISED TIME HAS COME AND PASSED
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>>4669474
Now it's time
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or is it
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4671528
Yes time for skeletons saving the day again
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4671528
What's Marian up to?
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>>4671534
but they're 2spooky
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4671552
Spooky heroes to scare villains
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4671552
Spookier than you bitch
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>>4671560
pls no bulli
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4671562
Back to Quattro fighting Murderbones while nobody's watching
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>>4671563
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4671569
"Feels like there's something more important to pay attention to than this glider dogfight, but I can't put my finger on it... hmmm"
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>>4671574
"Eh, if you can't remember it, it's probably not that important"

"Yeah I guess"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

lets see what shotasniffer is up to
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4671580
"So, How are your kids Carl?"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4671580
More importantly, what the fuck is that thing playing music?
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>>4671585
"YEah better go turn it off or something"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4671588
What's CO up to at this very moment.
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>>4671589
"Sure is nice staring at this screen, on this blimp"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4671596
Did we get the okay to go home early?
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4671596
Oh yeah we need to send Marian to calm down the moonbase
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4671596
It's archaeology videos isn't it
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>>4671598
"Where the hell is he anyway?"

Unbeknownst to the Chosen One, Marian is still trapped in the closet
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4671606
Use the find your brother app on your phone.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4671606
Are there wire hangers in that closet?
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4671609
Roll 2d100
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4671633
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Rolled 12, 82 = 94 (2d100)

>>4671633
>>4671636
damn, should've been a 2d100
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>>4671636
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4671641
Construct something out of the wire hangars to get you out of the closet, Marian.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4671641
>>4671643
as long its not murder AI cause thats all what marian does recently
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4671643
Roll 2d100

+30 for the wire hangers due to Marian still having his hands tied
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Rolled 93, 58 = 151 (2d100)

>>4671653
come on marian you useless fuck
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Rolled 62, 96 = 158 (2d100)

>>4671653
at least these hangers don't remind him of clippy and ensue PTSD
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Rolled 39, 53 = 92 (2d100)

>>4671653
What good have hands ever done anyway?
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>>4671654
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4671667
Use your stand powers to help you with the rolls.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4671667
let's switch back to quattro, at least he tries
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4671667
Try harder
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>>4671671
Of course! Marian finally remembers he has luck stealing powers! Which allows him to steal the winning roll!

Took him this long to remember it tho.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4671679
do it
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4671679
I bet if people actually took it seriously and had a someone open his stat window to recall what actually characters can do we would have succeed more often
but where is fun in that?
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4671681
Roll 2d100

If Wire Hanger has better roll, Marian takes the roll and the ability will be on cooldown. If Marian has the higher roll then the power won't be used and will be saved for later.
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Rolled 66, 17 = 83 (2d100)

>>4671693
SKELETON... IN CLOSET?
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Rolled 90, 73 = 163 (2d100)

>>4671693
would be really fun to fail this one honestly
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>>4671696
Congrats, Marian managed to escape the closet using a bunch of wire hangers as an impromptu unlocking device
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4671704
Quick, Marian, do something actually useful for the plot until you lose revelance
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4671704
"Hey ho, daddy-o!"
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4671704
"Hello Chosen One."
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>>4671707
"Marian! What were you doling in the closet? I know we like to joke about you being gay but this is ridiculous"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4671711
Marian's thoughts: "Wait, those were jokes?"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4671711
"Jokes?"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4671711
"YOU'RE gay"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4671711
actually explain why word to word
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>>4671716
"Hahaha. That's the Marian I know"

[studio audience laughter]

[very loud sax music plays]
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4671734
anyway, need you to give a speech to the currently warring moonbase...over bread
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4671734
do a song bit
you know the one
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>>4671736
THIS POST is no longer available due to a copyright claim
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4671738
fuck
everytime
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4671738
>>4671735
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>>4671740
"I'm sorry. What?"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4671749
CRUST OR NO CRUST
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>>4671750
"the fuck happened when i was trapped in the closet"

"Well, it is exactly how I said it. Our moonbase is currently embroiled in a civil war over what type of bread is better"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4671755
This is fucking stupid
Everyone knows plain bread is best
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4671755
If I don't get shotasniffer on screen in the next 900 posts i'm going to write a very stern letter to the creator of this show
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4671755
FRENCH BREAD SUPERIOR
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>>4671758
don't be an idiot, sour dough is #1
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>>4671757
too bad season 21 is the Quattro and Marian show
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>>4671758
"See, now they're hijacking our comms to yell out propaganda. Imma need you to get up there and put a stop to it"

"but, why me?"

"Because I believe in you, brother. You were a company president once. You know how to deal with people"

"Really? T-that means alot"

"also you're the only one available right now"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4671769
besides everyone knows you're the expect on bread, not like that's a secret
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4671769
fine geez
tough dough marian made off
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4671769
Like an experianced boss, he calls some one else in to do the work for him.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4671769
"Right. Chosen One, you're fired. Now, you're being hired as Vice President, Hired One." Proceed to trickle down our workload onto his shoulders. But also take charge of this so we get the credit.
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>>4671777
And so Marian teleports to the Moon.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4671781
"WOWEE!"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4671781
right in a middle of breadfight
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>>4671783
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4671784
Be a voice of reason, Marian.
Chosen one believes in you for once.
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Rolled 582 (1d1000)

>>4671787
Roll 2d1000 to be a voice of reason
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Rolled 177, 911 = 1088 (2d1000)

>>4671790
nyeh
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Rolled 24, 134 = 158 (2d1000)

>>4671790
"sour dough is best"
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>>4671791
"nice. He actually did it"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4671795
They proceed to make a Church Of The Holy Bread
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4671795
Marian just need to do not get too ambitious for his own good as usual.
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4671795
Meanwhile in a different part of the base, A frustrated skelly tries to launch his music career.
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>>4671796
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4671800
"This could be a problem."
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4671800
Eh, at least it's not AI
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4671800
it'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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>>4671801
"That's right, my brothers. We could even hold sermons on TV! And we can ask the people for donations to our wondrous doughy cause"

"yyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhh, this could definitely be a problem"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4671805
could be worse
could be cookies
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4671805
Oh no, he's becoming a televangelist!
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>>4671807
Yes.

And now, The Chosen One is contemplating how big of a problem Marian forming a cult would be. He also feels kinda awkward since he also started out pretending to be The Chosen One of the Skeleton Island God to oppose Shotasniffer back in Skeleton Island 1.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4671810
Keeps him out of AI at least.
Back to Quattro
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4671811
this
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>>4671811
OH NO KIDS! QUATTRO's ON HIS LAST LEGS! CAN HE TURN THE TIDE AND EMERGE VICTORIOUS?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SKELETON ISLAND 2: PART 21.

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4671815
he'll be fine
thanks for bread
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You know who we haven't seen in a while? Captain Ivanoff.
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>>4671817
Nigga we're on land
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>>4671819
I think we need landships
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>>4671819
So?
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>>4671819
Is Ivanoff a pussy or no?
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>>4671822
Why doesn't he pilot our airships?
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>>4672353
afraid of heights
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>>4672335
What are the criteria

>>4672353
He's busy commanding the USSR pirates already
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>>4672371
when thread
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>>4672699
Never
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>>4672371
Why don't we have air pilots?
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>>4672371
>What are the criteria
Not being stopped by pussy shit like dirt
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>>4673669
We do. THey're just currently have nothing to do because most of the aircrafts/mechs blew up during the Robocalypse

>>4673784
>he thinks he can win against dirt
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>>4673968
Also our main air pilot was thrown out of the blimp
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>>4673968
Hell yeah I can, Imma go and punch dirt right now!
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Its tiem.
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>>4673968
it's a me, quattro
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Is it time?
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Is Op dead, Is Op even real?
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>>4680737
One is for sure
OP is round
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>>4676008
Are ya winnin’, son?
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>>4671815
oh no what's his face has been beaten by happy flame
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Is it finally time.
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an hour they said
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>>4681962

The cake was a lie.
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>>4681975
Nah OP just ate it
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>>4681992
Lies
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4682003
lies
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>>4682003
How do you think you got so rotund?
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4682003
OP was actually sick from eating several raw pinecones
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>>4682015
>>4682012
>>4682013
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4682021
damn, back to quattro being quattro
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>>4682022
WHEN WE LAST LEFT QUATTRO, HE IS GETTING HIS ASS BEAT. CAN HE RECOVER
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4682024
continually receive insults from murderbones
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4682024
Maybe.
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>>4682027
Oof, that's a hit
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4682031
the worst insult ever comes in
"alcohol fucking sucks"
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4682031
He dies
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>>4682034
Quattro has been sent into severe depression
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4682043
ok now where's the cool bomb
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4682043
Before he can fight the external foes, he must first combat his inner demons.
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>>4682048
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4682059
Betty will never respect you.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4682059
"Go away please."
"Okay."
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4682059
Drunken Fist it
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4682059
That is a terribly charismatic inner demon
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>>4682062
Quattro no! Don't listen to the demon!
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4682072
>>4682061
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4682072
What if it was a trick all along and the demon is the real Quattro
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>>4682073
Oop that did alotta damage
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4682072
"What before I leave can you give me cool demon powers?"
"Maybe what's your offer."
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4682078
Owie our feelings, Lets check on Luke.
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>>4682081
Currently holding off the zombie tide from the clown dimension
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4682087
Wasn't there like only two people in the void when the clown got sent there?
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4682087
>>4682090
Yes...with all the people the clown ate
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>>4682090
Yeah what >>4682092 said

The people the clown ate bursted out of him and turned into zombos
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>>4682095
captcha ate my pic
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4682096
Neat, Lets get a quick rundown on what everyone else is currently doing.
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>>4682097
Arright.

Luke: Holding off the zombos in one wing of the gala building. The rest of the Bone Kingdom: Standing outside said wing waiting for Luke to be done.

USSR personnel except for Chosen One: Getting briefed by Shotasniffer of what's going on

Chosen One: Up on the blimp monitoring what's happening

GSG personnel: Loitering

OP: stealing your wallet
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>>4682100
You rascal.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4682100
To GSG personnel wondering what to do with the "bomb"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4682100
I already emptied it out and put a comically large bomb in it for this exact situation haha
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>>4682109
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4682113
BOOM
>>4682108
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>>4682116
"Hmmmmm.....so what should we do with this thing then, mister President?"

"Disarm it, probably"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4682133
"But how do we disarm it?"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4682133
Currently playing some sort of margarita music
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>>4682137
"It's also seems to be playing music"

"Perhaps we can switch it to an anime music channel"

"One thing at a time"
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4682139
"What if it starts playing really loud Scottish bagpipes"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4682142
"Maybe we should disarm it quickly"

"Yeeeaaaah"

ROLL 2d100

+10 for them greens
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4682139
>>4682142
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Rolled 78, 82 = 160 (2d100)

>>4682144
Okay.
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>>4682146
The day is saved!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4682150
Do a victory dance.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4682150
>saved
Wait wh-
"HOORAY"
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>>4682151
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4682159
Faster
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4682159
"This is our future"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4682159
>>4682161
PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
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>>4682161
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4682163
Whats good ol Rasputin doing.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4682163
Ok now let's leave before the heroes find us-OH GOD NO PLEASE I'M SORRY
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>>4682167
"Y'know, Betty, maybe I should go out and help Quattro with Auntie Murderbones"

"No you don't. He can handle it himself. C'mon. Stay. If he can't fight his own battles then what good is he?"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4682178
Betty, I will be honest, you are kind of a bitch
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4682178
>>4682183
At least I'm not Quattro
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4682178
"I just have a weird feeling he's saying uncle at this very moment"
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>>4682183
"Whatcha gonna do about it, big bro? Are ya gonna punish me?"

"We're gonna have to work on that attitude of yours later"

"Ooooh~I can't wait"

".....Maybe that time fusing with Alt Betty left some residue. Gotta work on that"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4682187
Don't get sassy now or that's a dunce corner for ya, the one with soft floor that Lilly played in when she was young
Either way, yo Quattro, ya need help?
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>>4682188
"why am i here? life is meaningless. nothing matters"

"ah"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4682194
Come man, you had this, and she insulted Margaritaville, you just gonna forgive that? In fact, hey aunt, what do you think about surfing when compared to skateboarding?
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4682194
It's a code 10.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4682194
They say lying down lets all the bad thoughts level out through your body and thus into your head
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>>4682197
"Not as rad!"

"See! She's insulting the Neo Pettanko Chillsaders' official pastime! You just gonna let her do that?"

"Maybe she's right."

"Damnit. He's turned from an angry drunk to a depressed one"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4682206
Fuck it, might try to sober him up, come on Quattro, lets show her what family is all about!
>Use Quattro as a club
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>>4682208
"wait"
"what"

"TEAMWORK"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4682216
it instantly knocks both of them out
heroes cheer
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4682216
Meanwhile Luke encounters a zombie clown thing.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4682216
QUATTRO REGAINS CONFIDENCE
IT'S TIME FOR A TEAM UP ATTACK BETWEEN QUATTRO AND RASPUTIN
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>>4682222
C'mon now anon, surely you would let Quattro do at least 1 cool thing or another before knocking him out?
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4682235
being used as a club by Rasputin is pretty cool
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4682235
Its technically a defeating blow made by Quattro, isn't it buddy?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4682235
No fuck Quattro lets get Lukes zombie adventure done and over with.
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>>4682237
Yeah you're probably right

"HOORAY! THE VILLAIN IS DEFEATED!"

"Rasputin you did it! You're a big hero now!"

"Yeah....wait what"

"PRAISE THE USSR AND ITS HEROES EVERYONE!"

"SAVIORS OF THE CITY AND SUPERHEROES!"

"shit"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4682247
Suddenly zombies.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4682247
"So did we accidentally end up being heroes or do the people here have no idea what's going on and assume we're heroes"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4682247
>>4682249
"THE...ELECTION...WAS...STOLAAAARGH..."
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4682247
Pick up Quattro and high tail it outta there, say you have uhhh to do something important
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>>4682250
a bit of both
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>>4682250
"It's pretty much both. Just play along, bro"

"I see, what about Shotasniffer?"

"I kinda feel like she's given up at this point"
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4682258
Let's regroup with the rest of the siblings, maybe we can still be villains.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4682258
Smash cut to Shotasniffer not giving up at this point and consequently having a mental break
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4682258
>>4682260
Ah yes, regroup with the zombie slayers and bomb defusers to be a villain team
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>>4682263
Anyway

oh shit it's 3AM. OP gotta sleep now. Thread continues in like, 10 hours or something. toodles.

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4682266
>10 hours
how about earlier than that, OP
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>>4682269
Best I can do is 9 and a half
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>>4682266
>FUCK
Shotasniffer's mental state right now, really.
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>>4682273
For each hour OP is gone shotasniffer's mental state grows increasingly more dire.
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>>4682272
How about 9 and a quarter?
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>>4682187
>"Ooooh~I can't wait"
Betty, please
>>
Is it something o'clock yet?
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>>4682981
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4682986
time to regroup like >>4682263
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4682986
We ask if you're ready and you're all like "DON'T COME TO MY TOWN"
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>>4683009
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4683015
>>4683005
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4683015
you seem red, OP
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>>4683016
yay
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4683059
so where's luke
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>>4683064
"Oh he's in the back, killing zombies"
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4683076
"We should probably help him."
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4683078
"He's probably handling it, probably"
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>>4683078
>>4683080
"IT WAS ALL AN ANTIFA PSY-OP TO---"

"FUCK OFFFFFFF"


"He seems to be handling things fine"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4683090
Cut to Bobby attempting to see if he still has some of his Fleshbob powers.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4683090
where's sis, anyway, no one's even seen her since the start of this thread
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>>4683091
"HHHHHNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

BUt nothing happens
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4683095
>>4683092
he'll probably get to it anyway when shadowmom, shadowboss, and dark lich infiltrate the blimp to get intel
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>>4683098
Shotasniffer? There's no shotasniffer. Shotasniffer never existed
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4683105
Epic, Now lets see more blimp shenanigans.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4683105
I never said her name you fool
but there is no shotasniffer and she's definitely not trying to hide under the table
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>>4683107
The blimp also didn't exist, it was all a dream
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4683112
so was the entire story...you have to let go anon
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4683112
Then wake the fuck up.
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>>4683113
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4683116
How's Boy doing.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4683116
back to shotasniffer in a panic
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4683116
>>4683118
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>>4683122
[screams internally]
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4683131
ok, don't panic, you just need to warn mom, they're clearly far away, and anyway they won't have a reason to come to the building, you just have to warn mom and hide forever from dad
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>>4683134
Yeah! Warn yer mom about Texas! But remember to not mention anything about the whole heroing stuff
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4683139
Yeah! It's not like Texas will somehow come flying into the building full of heroes and villains who need a reason to unite!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4683139
that would imply that he doesn't already know tho.
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Rolled 997 (1d1000)

>>4683140
Surely that won't happen!

Roll 2d1000
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Rolled 89, 2 = 91 (2d100)

>>4683146
Everything is (not) okay.
>>
Rolled 569, 617 = 1186 (2d1000)

>>4683146
>997
lol
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Rolled 713, 259 = 972 (2d1000)

>>4683146
what's that sound
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>>4683150
>>4683151
>>4683152
It all comes tumbling down
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4683154
our only hope is - plot armor
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4683155
TUMBLING DOWN
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4683154
I wonder what those three boys on the island are doing.
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>>4683157
>I wonder what those three boys on the island are doing.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4683160
what kind of stuff
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4683160
Cool.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4683160
>>4683162
stuff stuff
anti-betty's also doing her own thing
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>>4683162
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4683167
so can we expect new skeletons kids to pop up at island while we are not watching
after you know
stuff
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4683167
time for other stuff to happen
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4683167
Like playing Dark souls 2 Sotfs by Fromsoft?
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>>4683170
Yes and the other stuff is:

A. Texas crashes through the window
B. Chosen One gets a visit from grandma on mama's side
C. Luke fights the Zomboss Clown
D. Alt Betty gets some of regular Betty's mannerism implanted into her like how the reverse happened with regular Betty
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4683174
All of them. At the same time.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4683174
E
Quattro becomes competent and Betty forgives him
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>>4683175
"AH FUCK"
"OH SHIT IT'S TEXAS! GET HIM!"

"GRANDMA?!"

"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, SKELETON MAN."

"Hnngh! Why do i feel the sudden urge to....not be as much of a bitch than before?....And also an intense hatred and disappointment in Quattro?"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4683181
Meanwhile Quattro's six sense activated
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>>4683182
"My god....I can see dead people....OH SHIT A SKELETON"

Quattro was so shocked he passed out again
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4683190
Well I thought to make Quattro go the fuck away for entire rest of the quest and better himself, so he could return in other quest as protagonist.
But I guess he is still a disappointment drunkyard.
Should've switched on earl grey tea.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4683190
What does Grandma want from Chosen One?
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>>4683192
Perhaps one day, perhaps one day
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4683198
let's move a plot forward then, shall we?
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>>4683199
Oh shit the heroes have engaged Texas in battle
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4683205
resolve everything off screen and get Marian some popcorn
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>>4683207
No. No popcorn for Marian
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4683212
Help your Uncle kill the heroes. This is your chance to show off your gunslinging skills, Ken!
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4683212
aw come on, rest of GSG got popcorn, with 3D glasses to boot
I'm trying really hard to remember Vice President name
was it Kevin?
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>>4683215
Ah, right, Ken.
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>>4683215
You know what chance this is? A chance for OP to fuck off. Cuz I gotta go somewheres. Thread will continue when it continues. see ya

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4683220
thanks for bread, OP
take care
>>
>Quattro still setting up my expectations just to drop it back down to the depths of hell

I just want OP to subvert my expectations ;_;
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>>4683518
In a way, he's doing it, just as Quattro is about to stop being a fuck up, he subverts it
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>>4683943
Truly the Star Wars experience
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4684749
hey, get back to the plot, OP
>>4683215
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>>4684774
Later
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>>4684774
Op is punishing us
>>
Just a few more hours until everything goes wrong
>>
Thread's cancelled for tonight
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>>4687748
For each day delayed I shall draw one borderline lewd fanart

You have been warned
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>>4687791
o no how terrible, i better not delay anymore oh noooooo
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>>4687791
Oh for fucks sake
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>>4684934
Where’s my bread at? I swear it was right here just a minute ago. What will I do without my bread?
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>>4687791
in my head cannon, all the less skeletal proportions some of the characters have are from the moms shadow person side like so:

See pic

maybe you can see their more skeletal parts through the shadow? Some characters would be more shadowy then others like Betty. Please forgive me investing a small portion of my free time to think about the logistics of skeletal anatomy. You see I have spend a good deal of time on old /tg/
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>>4667934
>>4682206
A character like quattro can dislocate his jaw which makes him more like his father, a pureblood skeleton. But we have never see this kind of quality from a character like shotasniffer, who is strongly held together by her shadow person aspects. Yet you can see her skull through the shadow person aura which is strong enough to give her defined AWOOGAS. Then lastly we have Betty, who is full shadow.
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>>4688369
I hate that this makes sense
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>>4688369
>>4688384
Yeah this sounds right.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4689060
does it
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4689060
Rolling to determine how defined the AWOOGAS are
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>>4688384
huh
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>>4689099
What, everything has to make sense now?
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>>4689103
As much sense as OP being present
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>>4689103
Sense is a social construct
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4689112
give marian popcorn back
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>>4689113
No it's mine now
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4689118
Sad, now go to Ken being watched by mechsuit heroine being watched by Jeanne
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4689118
how dare you
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4689112 >>4689118
Deconstruct society. With villainy.
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>>4689122
Villainy? What's that?
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>>4689120
As Texas is now in the building, all heroes present are called upon to take him down. This includes the mechsuit heroine, but on her way she spots Ken.

"Wait, that skeleton seems familiar"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4689132
don't drop your spaghetti, Ken
Keep your cool
You can do it
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4689132
Luke kicks a demonic clown into them through the wall of the void
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4689132
>>4689134
Girl who looks like me, keep watch over him, he might pull something stupid
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>>4689135
SOCIETY
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>>4689135
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4689160
that's a lot of budget
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4689160
Blast it. Blast it out
>>4689164
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4689160
"(Insert joker quote here)!!"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4689160
WE ARE AGENTS OF CHAOS
Quick, someone punch the clown in Texas' direction
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>>4689166
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4689180
that's enough of budget wasting, back to spaghetti sitcom
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4689180
Time to do a downward slash on this circus freak.
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4689180
It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and we're all out of budget
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4689180
>>4689170
More chaos please
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>>4689182
"HONEY! WHERE'S MY SPAGHETTI?"

[Audience laughs]

"Go make it yourself you son of a bitch"

[Audience whoops and hollers]

"Haha, fuck you whore, I know you've been sleeping with our neighbor"

[Audience laughs even louder]

"Then maybe you shouldn't have slept with my sister!"

[Audience goes oooooooooooooooooooooooh extremely loudly]

"YEAH WELL SHE ACTUALLY COOKS ME SPAGHETTI"

[Audience has ascended into an entity of pure mirth]
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4689188
Wow this show is terrible, Lets go back to Rasputin.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4689188
Perfect.
It's Luke's favorite sitcom.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4689188
Due to having a clown slammed into them Ken, Jeanne and Mechsuit-Girl are squashed together in a sexually-awkward pile
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4689188
YOU'RE MAKING IT MORE ANGRY
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>>4689192
Knowing this affront to comedy is Luke's favorite sitcom fills the demon clown with even more rage
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4689200
it's ineffective cause we all know Luke has been damn MVP this whole thing
That sitcom is about sausage spagetti btw
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4689200
"Owie." says Luke.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4689200
Fortunately Luke doesn't have time to watch crappy sitcoms because he is punching a motherfucking clown
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4689200
So what happened to those mimes that were supposed to come and help
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>>4689201
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4689211
attack it already
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4689211
FOR THE GLORY OF THE SAUSAGE...and Bone Kingdom of course
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4689211
Stab sword into clown, then fling clown off of sword over to where Texas and the heroes were about to fight
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>>4689213
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4689236
>Luke is so OP he doesn't even need to roll to win
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4689236
Finishing blow
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4689236
>>4689220
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>>4689241
Ah yes of course, this is because Luke is much stronger than this demon clown, giving him auto wins against it anyway if we were to roll

Totally not because OP forgot about the dice or anything
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4689258
Also Luke really hates unironic politics
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4689258
That's only natural.
As natural as meat in these sausages brought you by Luke's Sausages Limited!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4689258
Hey get outta the way I'm tryin to watch the fight
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>>4689263
Whoops sorry my bad
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4689266
rip zombie joker clown
he lived in a society
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4689266
By the power of GREY SKULL
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4689266
no one likes clowns anyway
even bob
anyway I'm out for the night, take care OP
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4689266
"So, I have this Mexican friend who became the victim of a grand theft auto, we call him Car Loss now"
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>>4689269
"FFFfff---FFFFuccckinnn---ggggg.....Libe---ralssss"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4689278
Doug Walker?
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4689278
Yay.
Too bad nobody really saw it because they're all focused on Texas the ...child...killer...

UH OH
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>>4689285
"LILLY!"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4689291
Meanwhile
"But I wanna-"
"MR FLUFFYKINS I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE TO GET HER OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANT"
"OPEN THE DAMN DOOR ALREADY"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4689291
Where is Lily anyway? not here probably
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>>4689296
Lilly is just very confused while everyone else scrambles around her.

Will Lilly get with the plot?! Or will she be shot by her uncle Texas?! Find out next time on Skeleton Island Episode 21....in about a day or two

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4689305
Another example of a full shadow person, it's all coming together.
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>>4689309
Do not change the vowel in Lilly to another vowel
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>>4689311
Lillo? Does she get her own Stitch?
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>>4689309
Until we find out we can never tell.
WAIT NO-
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>>4689311
Lanother vowellly?
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>>4689311
Lllll
There, I fixed it
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>>4689311
What do you have against Lally
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>>4690325
a lot
when is thread
>>
To think the whole entire skeleton chaos started because Texas shot a kid
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>>4691405
so basically another thursday
>>
OP ran away again
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>>4689305
>Find out next time on Skeleton Island Episode 21....in about a day or two
ha ha yes...a day or two
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>>4693012
Hmm, gotta get a borderline lewd pic ready for tomorrow then
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>>4693012
he didn't mention the planet days belong to
>>
>>4693022
This

Never said it was earth days
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>>4693041
ok in skeleton days when is it
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>>4693042
It gets here when it gets here
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>>4693057
an hour has passed
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>>4694766
Arright here you go.

Fred
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4694795
hi fred
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>>4694798
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4694802
oh shit fred look out
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>>4694803
Fred is confused. Look out for what?
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4694815
stray bullets
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>>4694819
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4694825
"shit, texas killed fred"
"at least it wasn't a chil-oh he just shot wondertween in the face"
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>>4694828
"Ain't my fault the kid was hiding right behind Fred"
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4694852
"You see Texas, this is why the villains hate you"
"Shut up Simon."
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>>4694853
"And THAT is why you're no longer invited to our weekly cookouts"

"AW C'MON"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4694861
"AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO HELP ME?"
"Union rules, can't help someone who has been declared "kill on sight" by the villain council, also both the boss and her stepdaughter are scary and would probably use me for furniture"
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>>4694866
"Greeeeeg. Simon's being mean to me!"

"You know how it goes, Texas. We're already helping you enough by not attacking you alongside everyone else"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4694871
speaking of which, here comes the next batch
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>>4694874
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4694876
Back to >>4689132
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>>4694877
Fortunately for Ken, the ongoing battle with the worst skeleton in the city's history has forced the Mechsuit Heroine to ignore Ken for now
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>>4694890
Unfortunately for Ken, now he has to decide whether to shoot Texas, drawing Texas to him, or shoot the others drawing the heroine to him.
Also Jeanne is watching him.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4694890
>>4694893
also, second worst
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>>4694894
>>4694893
Ken will have to solve this dilemma in about...I dunno, 20 hours or something. Because OP sat wrong and now one the back muscles is sprained or something.

see you after the pain ends
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>>4694899
OP have you tried to stop killing yourself?
take care, like seriously.
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>>4694899
it's been months since OP sprained his back
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I took a nap last night. The plan was to nap for an hour or so, wake up in time for thread. Ended up sleeping til morning instead
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>>4696757
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>>4696780
Your fault for sleeping
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>>4696757
Should have planned for an alarm
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>>4696780
Well, look on the bright side OP, at least you got a good nights sleep
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4698769
sketelon...
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>>4698788
rattle
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4698790
Right, where were we? Ah yes, Ken shooting Texas
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>>4698796
Is Ken gonna pull the trigger?
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4698817
No. He's a goober.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4698817
Yes, he's a gooder
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4698817
Of course , he's not a goober
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Rolled 465 (1d1000)

>>4698824
Roll 2d1000

+5 surprise
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Rolled 11, 346 = 357 (2d1000)

>>4698834
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Rolled 721, 509 + 5 = 1235 (2d1000 + 5)

>>4698834
Man these numbers are getting ridiculous
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>>4698839
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4698847
Uncle Texas? Are you okay?
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>>4698853
You can stop giving me high rolls dice
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>>4698853
"WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4698859
"It was me. I did it like this."
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4698859
It was me. The Goobermench
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4698859
It was Lilly
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4698859
Pretend to be dead
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>>4698864
The Goobiest of all Goobers
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4698872
I didn't plan past this point, uncle. Sorry.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4698872
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER ROCK
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4698872
Fast forward 5 seconds
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>>4698876
Texas then shoots Ken in the knees
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4698888
Okay, now he's mad
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>>4698894
Yeah he looks pretty mad
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4698909
Oh no! Ken is totally, absolutelly, completely and not pretending to be dead! He's pretending to be dead
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>>4698910
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4698919
bleh
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>>4698930
"Hmmmm, guess he's dead.....from blown out knees.......Can't hurt to make sure tho"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4698944
Man it sure would be convenient if someone attacked Texas while he's distracted
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>>4698950
Sure would! And we'll find out in....20 hours.

OP's gotta slep
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>>4698954
He can't keep getting away with this
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>>4698954
it's been 20 hours since texas shot a kid in the head
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>>4700046
lies
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4700057
you're right, he shot 200 kids in between that time
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>>4700061
Hello, I am Truth McNeverLie Personman. I can attest that Texas did not shoot any children.

This message is definitely not paid for by the Texas Foundation
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4700071
paid in gunshots to the head
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4700071
Then is it paid for by the Awake For More Than 3 Hours Foundation that doesn't exist?
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4700071
what about that pile of bodies
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>>4700075
nooooooo
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4700080
>>4700077
>>4700073
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4700080
sleeping is overrated anyway
naps is where it is
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>>4700081
What pile of bodies? You must have been mistaken, anon.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4700085
Did that girl Ken likes witnessed his "death"?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4700085
THE PILE OF BODIES YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE ADDED TO
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>>4700088
Woah there anon. That's pretty violent. Are you sure it's Texas that's the monster here and not you?
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4700090
>>4700090
we're all monsters on the inside
ALSO LOOK OUT A BULLET
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4700090
we both have skeletons inside us after all
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>>4700092
fuck me and my internet
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4700107
back to >>4700087
"meh"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4700107
>>4700109
Ken drops spaghetti
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>>4700117
Spaghetti shmaghetti. He's about to get his skull blown to bits!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4700127
"DID I JUST SEE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY SON?"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4700127
He'll be fine. He got a cap.
And plot device of hero girl saving him right about now
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>>4700130
"oh fuck"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4700141
"oh fuck" - Ken
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4700141
"oh fuck"
audience
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>>4700152
Oh fuck
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4700155
"Oh hey it's mom." - Rasputin and Lilly
"Oh fuck" - everyone else
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4700155
Instead of lolisniffer we get shotasniffer.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4700155
open a kickstarted for super robot pilot season 4
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>>4700159
>lolisniffer
>caring about his children being shot
he would probably tell Texas to use the Gatling gun
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>>4700157
"N-now. Let's be reasonable here"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4700169
"SHADOWBOSS JR, SO YOU HAVE FINALLY-"
"SHUT IT RAINBOW KEK"
"w-what"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4700169
"I'm going to give you a piece of my fucking mind"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4700169
genuflect
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>>4700172
>short form of cuckold is still autocorrected
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>>4700172
"rude"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4700192
wait
does mom knows we are technically "hero" to these other heroes?
oh fuck
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4700192
Shotasniffer finally becomes brave enough to come and and set her plan into motion.
At the completely wrong moment which she was trying to avoid.
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>>4700196
"Alright, I'll just pretend to follow their lead until I can get to Mom before she gets here, then it'll be fine." Shotasniffer thought as she charges out from the meeting room, yelling about how she'll stop the vile villainess Shadowboss Jr and save the city.

Bad timing.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4700205
"There she is, my daughter, over there behind that colourfulman. How are you doing sweetie, crushing hero's?"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4700205
Uh, hi.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4700205
"How did you get from the meeting room to here"
"I just left"
"Half of the building no longer exists"
"I just left"
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>>4700209
"Oh hi sweetie! What are you doing here? Hanging around heroes?"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4700225
"SWEETIE?"
"YOU KNEW?"
"help"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4700225
genuflect
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>>4700227
OH SHIT PANIC. ROLL 2d10 to see what happens:

First is pickings, second is result:
9-10: Rasputin punches Rainbowman Jr in the face
7-8: You punch Raimbowman Jr in the face
5-6: This distracted mom enough for Texas to escape her grip and counter
2-4: The other heroes gather behind you and back you up, cementing your place in the hero league, this distracts mom enough for Texas to counter
1: Dad shows up
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Rolled 5, 8 = 13 (2d10)

>>4700232
This does not bode well
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Rolled 9, 10 = 19 (2d10)

>>4700232
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Rolled 10, 3 = 13 (2d10)

>>4700232
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>>4700234
so fast no one could even see it
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>>4700235
wew
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>>4700235
Oopsy woopsy
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>>4700235
"Don't worry Shotasniffer! We heroes will always have eachothers' backs!" The heroes yelled and gathered behind you.

This shocked your mom long enough for Texas to escape her grip!

"I'LL PUT A BULLET INTO EVERYONE OF YA!"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4700256
Shit, now you're going to have to deal with Texas and his child...killing...
Dead...children...
Dead...little...boys...here....
........
"Uh, sweetie, you're shaking."
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4700256
that a lot of guns
punch them
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4700256
texas's weakness is that he has a limited amount of bullets, so if we send wave after wave after wave of our henchmen he will soon run dry and be defeated.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4700256
"Where do you like... put your bullets?"
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Rolled 70 (1d1000)

>>4700264
"I'M A GUNMANCER, KID. I CAN CONJURE UP AS MANY BULLETS AS I WANT"

ROLL 2d1200

Texas has +500 bonus
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Rolled 888, 60 = 948 (2d1200)

>>4700279
>70
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Rolled 678, 236 = 914 (2d1200)

>>4700279
False, you have a limited amount of bullets and its all chrismas lights and dust balls under there. You can't trick me
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Rolled 722, 604 = 1326 (2d1200)

>>4700279
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>>4700282
that what I get for greentext lol
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>>4700282
heh
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Rolled 355, 688 = 1043 (2d1200)

>>4700279
Nah
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>>4700282
jinxed it
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gotta amp up his threat level as the boss of this part
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>>4700282
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>>4700295
you mean mom?
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>>4700296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r_7tZhqfRE
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4700296
"HE'S FIRING, EVERYONE GET DOWN" - Shadowboss Jr
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4700296
Implications are : even MORE dissappointed mom
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>>4700297
Depends on what happens next
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>>4700300
IN any case, Texas pretty much vaporize the entire building through sheer amount of dakka.

Roll 2d100 for how bad his attack was on the USSR personnel

65-100: You yourself and the named skellies are mildly injured
35-64: You are greatly injured while the named skellies are in much better condition
1-34: You and the named skellies are greatly injured
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Rolled 16, 62 = 78 (2d100)

>>4700313
This can't possibly work
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Rolled 53, 11 = 64 (2d100)

>>4700313
lemme see
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>>4700318
they'll explain it as shotasniffer shielding everyone from the blast
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Rolled 47, 6 = 53 (2d100)

>>4700313
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>>4700322
you just HAD to peek didn't you
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Rolled 55, 4 = 59 (2d100)

ill save the day
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>>4700328
just as planned
chillsiders will rise again
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>>4700330
The Curse of Bobby
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>>4700331
nah, let's do without him
dude is bad news
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>>4700332
Ok bobby
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>>4700322
As Texas turns the convention hall to dust, the Brothers scrambled to shield their Sisters. But the it was too much. Even though they managed to shield their sisters from the initial salvo, eventually the tide of bullets broke through their defenses. Now everyone's screwed!
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4700345
I mean showing this pathetic display before mom?
Yea, we aren't going out of here alive, no siree.
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4700345
Shotasniffer doesn't need their protection, its time to show why
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4700345
"I still have more bullets, assholes, and I'm going to wipe that fucking bitch that is my brother's wife and her children off the face of the earth, especially that little knight girl!"
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>>4700348
mom fucked it up too, she let him go to begin with
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>>4700353
I mean kids being naughty heroes can be dishearten to see
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>>4700349
"YOU BITCHES WANT SOME MORE?"
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4700363
Mom and daughter style, my favorite. Postingfor a friend.
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4700363
don't get cocky cause of one landed hit
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4700363
Texas says the exact wrong thing to Shotasniffer.
Remember >>4694852?
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>>4700366
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4700381
just don't forget clear your browser history, OP
thanks for bread, I'm off, take care
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>>4700381
GET OFF THE BAD WEBPAGE WHADDYA DOIN
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>>4700385
>>4700387
OP is arrested by the skeleton FBI
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4700381
searching for references I see
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>>4700394
they have no legal case against you, all bones and shadows are 18+
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4700394
That's gonna be a lot of years spent in coolhole
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>>4700399
>>4700396
Sadly the skeleton justice system is harsh. OP will be let out of his cell in about 20 hours.
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>>4700404
It was worth it imo
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>>4700404
20 houyrs
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>>4701494
No, it cannot be
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>>4701514
Ah, ok then
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4701514
I'm die. Thank you forever.
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>>4701519
>>4701521
Aight bye
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>>4701525
where are numbers
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4701530
where are my numbers
WHAT ARE THE NUMBERS MEAN
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>>4701537
Anon screams in frustration
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4701542
He won't be frustrated when he meets Hank Wimbleton
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4701542
Quattro politely shares his wisdom with anon about numbers:
"You see, bigger numbers are - the better.
Embrace the grindan."
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>>4701545
Hush now. We don't wanna get a DMCA
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4701554
back to our dramatic combo attack with mother where combo attack is just shotasniffer shyly watches from afar how mother murders texas one sidely
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4701554
Speaking of DEE EM CEE how's our boss fight with Texas going
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4701559
Roll 2d100 for your current style ranking
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Rolled 96, 94 = 190 (2d100)

>>4701568
Mother doesn't accept anything below SSS
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>>4701570
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4701589
since all budget went to flashy UI, we can only show aftermath of the fight
and maybe explosion or two
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4701589
Wowie, back to plot.
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>>4701599
Unfortunately we spent all out budget on that graphic. So have Quattro re enacting the fight through action figures
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4701608
Excellent, How is Lilly doing?
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>>4701610
"Damn, bro. You play with dolls?"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4701613
Now we deal with our Mother.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4701613
Those are action figures, I mind you
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4701613
"If it's that bad then why did you say no when I asked if you wanted to play out the fight together"
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>>4701618
"cuz you're pretty cringe, bro"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4701622
feel sad, but it's okay
You are not weak anymore quattro, you can proudly do what you like!
And, well, at least you are not Marian
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>>4701629
Of course, Marian has became one of the worst things you can think of.

A televangelist
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4701633
The true horror of the random telephone call which interrupts the chilling time.
The NERVE on that bastard.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4701633
he only did it to raise the money for the funds we need to shoot a good scene with mom, shotasniff, and I guess texas too.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4701633
And he's gaining a scary amount of followers already.
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>>4701634
Sometimes his sermons would interrupt your TV shows too!

Truly the worst brother
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4701640
Op gets his government issued slave driver in the mail who forces him to draw out a masterful fight scene.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4701640
And don't forget delays! Or outright cancellation of week's episode!
Quattro, it's time to destroy his little religion, this cannot stand!
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>>4701645
"RASPUTIN! BRO! I NEED YOUR HELP!"

"What is it, Quattro?"

"I GOTTA GO TO THE MOON RIGHT NOW"

"wat"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4701652
Marian is being an annoying televangelist and I'm gonna stop him! That and he might give too much attention to our plans and such
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4701652
"Is this about your stupid as show being canceled this week?"
"Yes, Now get me to the moon."
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4701652
No Quattro, to go to the moon you must better your skills first.
Shove him into training dungeon with no option to escape Rasputin.
Quattro's time come for powering up arc done in background to rest of the plot
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>>4701660
"I'm gonna shove you into the Void of Training Dungeons now"

"BRO PLEASE I GOTTA WATCH MY SHOWS"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4701665
SEND HIM AWAY, RASPUTIN
IT'S FOR THE BEST

Rasputin just wants to see that old warrior who bested him to come back
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4701665
"I'll throw a tv in there for you, Also say hi to Mark for me."
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4701665
Beach Time Cocktail Show finale is just next week!
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>>4701667
>Mark
goddammit
at least that should level Quattro's mentality
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>>4701667
"BRO PLEASE I GOTTA STOP MARIAN"

"The moment you complete your training, you'll automatically get sent to the moon. Don't worry about it"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4701677
It's the shortest way - the way which depends on your power alone, Quattro
You can do it.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4701677
Well it better have a cool bar ready!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4701677
Just throw him in already.
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>>4701679
"Depends on your performance"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4701697
Because of mysterious void powers, Quattro's training will actually 100% guarantee that he'll suck less afterwards - it'll give him a permanent bonus to all rolls or something...
[conditions apply]
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4701697
it has no effect on quattro, he learns nothing. but he manages to get to the moon anyway somehow
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4701697
aaaand close portal
Rasputin now is in better mood
This training is so brutal even he had problem with it. This will surely provide results.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4701697
>>4701702
I'll support this guy.
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>>4701700
Truly dice god is a cruel despot
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4701709
I mean let's just make very hard roll to pass whenever Quattro is mentioned to appear - if roll is not passed then Quattro can't go out from training void
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

quattro has a biker jacket that says "job or die" on the back
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4701709
>>4701712 This but if we do succeed in summoning him back he has super-OP bonuses
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>>4701715
and if we not, small portal is opens where we can hear quattro yelling in pain of training
other skellies can toss items there to motivate him
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>>4701716
Like biker jackets
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>>4701716
And Tv's.
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>>4701721
you can toss whole motorcycle in part by part, so he get a chance to assemble it to not go cray cray there completely
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>>4701714
Quattro "King of the Jobbers" Del Petto
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4701727
and a sideburns painted with marker
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4701727
Cut to Quattro cursing the Dice God and his creations
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4701727
Now lets get back to family drama.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4701727
Does Quattro realize what it's supposed to be a play on words for
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4701727
Dice God grants Quattro mysterious horrific powers
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>>4701731
Quattro curses at the heavens. But the Dice God does not answer
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4701745
the gods know that quattro only has himself to blame.

now back to the plot
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4701745
Only one way to overcome dice is become stronger than dice quattro
You got trainining ground
now get to it
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4701745
Cut to Shotasniffer cursing the Dice God and his creations
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4701745
He'll have to take it up with RNGesus later then
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4701745
Swear great vengeance upon him, but don't make it a sidequest, we wouldn't want OP to be side tracked, now would we?
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>>4701746
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4701759
juggle him
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4701759
(nigh-incomprehensibly bass boosted butt rock in the distance)
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>>4701760
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4701766
Now on unicycles!
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4701766
do it for a bit so he'll gain momentum, then use that momentum to smash him into the ground via aerial suplex
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4701766
that aint falco
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4701766
"Accidentally" miss the catch, that'd be funny
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>>4701772
[undecipherable yelling]
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4701783
double up smash into a mother daughter kick
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4701783
>>4701785
and finish him off with lowkicks
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4701783
FACKUN
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNCCH
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>>4701785
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4701795
Wait that's not gonna end up sending Texas to the moon is it
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4701795
high fives
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4701798
Roll 2d100 for it
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Rolled 60, 60 = 120 (2d100)

>>4701803
No
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Rolled 18, 31 = 49 (2d100)

>>4701803
yes
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Rolled 21, 92 = 113 (2d100)

>>4701803
Maybe
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>>4701806
Ah yes. Numbers
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4701815
Does this mean Texas is going to have a big 60 somehow engraved into his forehead from now on?
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>>4701818
OP will need a night's sleep to mull this over.

We will return whenever that's done
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>>4701826
And thus OP never woke up
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>>4702521
rip
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>>4702521 >>4703024
F
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OP is now currently hibernating until at least tomorrow
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>>4704469
OP never woke up
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>>4706080
This is true. RIP
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>>4706220
When thread
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>>4706931
Yes
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>>4706979
No
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>>4706931
2 hoursa
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>>4707535
Time to win game of smash
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>>4707631
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4707634
By smash we mean smash Texas, right?
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>>4707635
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4707645
In the butt?
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>>4707647
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4707656
Now, back to the program! Brought to you by our new mother-daughter heroic duo!
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>>4707659
But is it over?! Does Texas has something left up his sleeve?
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4707666
Bigger guns, what else could you possibly think would be up his sleeve
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4707666
A skeleton child up his sleeve
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Rolled 64 (1d1000)

>>4707678
oh shit you're right

ROLL 2d1000
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Rolled 851, 947 = 1798 (2d1000)

>>4707693
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>>4707695
Texas must be on his last legs, his aim kinda sucks
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4707702
Axe kick him in the hat. Time to knock him out!
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>>4707705
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4707714
And then he went asleep
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>>4707714
but did we win more of mom's love with this?
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>>4707718
A metaphorical representation of what happened
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4707722
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4707723
I'll give you $5 if you increase the budget
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>>4707730
There
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4707739
with tex defeated, there is still the problem of the heros and mom
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4707739
How does raising the budget replace the axehead with his hat
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>>4707745
WHoops, my mistake, the texture didn't load right
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4707748
Final season cancelled
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>>4707752
How unfortunate.

OP must now put thread on hold for another 24 hours to contemplate this terrible news.
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>>4707766
Oh shit is Tex dead?
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>>4707767
don't dish it out if you cant step into the octagon
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>>4707766
It's gonna heal up and leave behind a 60 isn't it
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