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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLbpInPKzxQ
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It began in 24 BBY with the Raxus Address being issued to the galaxy by the esteemed Count of Serenno and then newly incumbent Head of State, Dooku. The SEPARATIST CRISIS. Thousands of star systems and several megacorporations coalesced to form the CONFEDERACY OF INDEPENDENT SYSTEMS in the wake of the aged Galactic Republic's unchecked corruption and harsh taxation of the galaxy, aiming to secede.
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For a time, the movement was met with unabated successes, growing more powerful over the course of two years with hundreds more systems and sectorial governments joining the Confederacy until the tensions with the Galactic Republic reached their boiling point upon 22 BBY, culminating with the start of the devastating CLONE WARS that consumed the galaxy. The Separatists were ready, and the DROID ARMY, numbered at one quadrillion units galaxy-wide, was activated.
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The Republic was likewise ready as well, having unveiled the newly formed GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC at the beginning battle of Geonosis. The vaunted Clone Troopers proved far more efficient combatants for the war than their Battle Droid counterparts initially. Both sides were repeatedly struck with bolstering victories and fatal losses.
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The CIS had nearly overwhelmed the Republic in a decisive campaign to the Core, but the Republic soon pushed them back to farther rims as the war dragged on. The Republic Navy was hard pressed to keep up against the unrivaled might of the Confederate Navy on average, and so kept to as many ground conflicts as possible in order to secure their claims over planets and sectors. The Clones, despite their advantages, were pressured by the sheer numbers of the mass produced Droids, but their prowess and zeal carried them through every time to either victory or to bitter fights to the end.
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The Foundry stood at near completion, awaiting cargo from a CIS Supply Ship and Lucrehulk. Unexpectedly, the Republic struck to intercept and eliminate the Separatist ships with a Venator Star Destroyer force. A skirmish in space and on land took place, few Republic personnel surviving and being forced to retreat with a single damaged cruiser, but not before the CIS forces were decimated and the cargo lost as it crashed on the planet.

The battlegrounds were shrouded by harsh snowstorms, preventing any attempts to mull over the aftermath by the Republic or CIS afterwards and causing them to otherwise abandon the planet, and the unfinished Foundry that lay on it. Many intact vehicles and articles of equipment remained, as well as a disabled but untouched MUNIFICENT CRUISER. More importantly... there are Droids here that survived in working and functional conditions, waiting to reawaken...

Our story begins here, for YOU are one of those Droids.
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+============================================================================+
The B1 BATTLE DROID is a cheap rank and file combat automata. It is lacking in tactics, it's armor is not the best, and it's Droid brain is under constant stress from having to process it's duties, and it's typical firearm is mediocre compared to many other weapons. However, it is capable of killing and will always strive to succeed in it's mission. As a plus, it can utilize a sense of humor and sarcasm unlike many Droids. The humorous and sarcastic do not last long in the Galaxy, unfortunately.
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The B2 SUPER BATTLE DROID is a strong and reliable soldier-bot. It's armor is durable, it's wrist mounted weapons exceptional at obliteration. It's attitude is strict and it's patience for trifling matters thin. With a bulky frame and enhanced piston strength, it is highly capable of nearly anything others in it's profession are, with twice the proficiency. However, they are not the greatest thinkers, being made to take orders, never give them.
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>>4653119
>B1

Clankers gonna clank
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The BX-Series COMMANDO DROID represents some of Baktoid Combat Automata's finest work. A tactical thinker coupled with strength and armor greater than a B2 unit and enhanced agility to that of any organic combatant makes the Commando Droid one of the deadliest opponents to encounter on the field, not even counting the fact it can disguise and preform stealth. However, the head is incredibly weak, and many will be seeking to acquire such a rare droid by force to add their arsenal. The Commando is additionally awkward in it's non-hostile encounters with non-Droids...
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The CDE-T-Series Unit, informally the TACTICAL DROID, is a staple of Confederate Military tactics. It is far and away a greater intelligence than many droids in the entire galaxy. The body is merely a shell to contain it's valued hardware and software. It can process extensive amounts of data to determine solutions, create formula and triple-think strategy for battles, and a variety of other tasks. It has it's own personality and unique cognitive functions. It is a poor fighter, obviously, and rather weak much like a B1 unit. Tragically, most are extremely arrogant, and you will be as well if you choose this droid.
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After so long being stuck in the built up snow, which DROID are YOU that shall REACTIVATE?
>1#. An ordinary B1 Battle Droid.
>2#. A fearsome B2 Super Battle Droid.
>3#. A skilled BX Commando Droid.
>4#. A sound T-Series Tactical Droid.
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And your designation. Every Battle Droid has a multi-digit code designation by which they are identified. Droids in this army detachment are allowed nicknames among themselves as well should the occasion arise, though it is rare as Droids do not usually keep up with or pick up nicknames like Clone Troopers.
(Designation Example: 3B3-1204, TA-175, NI-22)

>1#. Register definitive designation.
>2#. Register optional nickname.
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>>4653123
>1#. An ordinary B1 Battle Droid.
Fuck yeah we droids now.
>1#. Register definitive designation.
SB-62
>2#. Register optional nickname.
"Stud-Bucket"
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>>4653123
>>4653126
I'll back this. I can't wait to learn how to self-hack and make our brain less shit. Or more shit. Who can say.
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>>4653123
>4#. A sound T-Series Tactical Droid.
I assume the Clone Wars ended by now so lets rebuild the CIS and fuck the Empire up.
>1#. Register definitive designation.
LD-34
>2#. Register optional nickname.
'Leader'
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>>4653126
Sure why not
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>>4653123
>3#. A skilled BX Commando Droid.
>1#. Register definitive designation.
4N0-N8G
>2#. Register optional nickname.
Anon
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Gonna take a nap, really late right now. Will count the votes when I return in some hours and kick it off.
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>>4653123
>3#. A skilled BX Commando Droid.
More options
>1#. Register definitive designation.
BX-0001
>2#. Register optional nickname.
Prototype.
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>>4653112
>5.jpg

>>4653116
>7.jpg
Did you accidentally skip a slide?
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>>4653137

+1
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>>4653126
+1
I wanna be a roger roger man.
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>>4653123
>3#. A skilled BX Commando Droid.

B4-D84
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>>4653123
>>4#. A sound T-Series Tactical Droid.
>>4653137
liking the name but we need more options
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i like being a B1 Battle Droid or >>4653168
but i like having a big nice fat mainframe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHnJ9NmK3Pc
Perhaps that should be our name MainFrame
https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Claptrap_(robots) loads of nice names
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>>4653123
>4#. A sound T-Series Tactical Droid.
Let's show the galaxy what a true gigabrain can accomplish

1#. Register definitive designation.
>MS7T-B8T7

2#. Register optional nickname.
>Tool
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>>4653328
B4D6U7
M45T3R(Master)
M4N1-FR4M3(MainFrame)
>>4653331
thats the spirit i am excited for this gigabrain time
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>>4653137
+1
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>>4653331
+1
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>>4653126
This.
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>>4653126
Support
We either go roger roger or we go home
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>>4653126
+1
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>>4653126
Support. Stud bucket kek

ROGER ROGER
DROP YOUR PANTS
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>>4653205
Uh, those are pngs but yes shit I did, and it's a crucial slide too. Sorry, this is a bad first impression for a new quest. Remind me not to make threads late.

Not every battle the Clones fought were victories or defeats however. Some were stalemates. One such stalemate with no clear outcome took place during the waning days of the Clone Wars here on the icy colony planet of CRONDRE in the MID RIM in fact. The planet was home to a secretive DROID FOUNDRY commissioned by Viceroy Nute Gunray in order to fuel attacks against the Republic's legions from behind during the OUTER RIM SIEGES.

Absorb this info because it sets up where you are. We'll set out in a few after I get my coffee.
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if we are tactical droid we are going to be the big king we are going to even have a big nice crown with our court of Rodgers
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and remember B1 battle droids are designed to die cleanly as any hit either does literally nothing or completely kills it as a fail-safe from them going rouge from head damage
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>>4653257
you up for a tactical droid?
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>>4653766
Glad to clear that up.
>in the vicinity of a foundry that could work
We MUST be a Tactical, no doubt about it
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>>4653814
the war and loss would have squished arrogance and we can learn to joke with the B1s
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>>4653766
also yeah this was super important
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>>4653331
Ill support the tactical droid choice since this is probably empire time now
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>>4653126
>>4653135
>>4653147
>>4653226
>>4653382
>>4653392
>>4653439
>>4653654
Votes to become Stud Bucket the B1who puts the 'clank' in 'clanker'.

>>4653137
>>4653224
>>4653325
>>4653331
>>4653354
>>4653378
>>4653855
Votes to become a Tactical Droid.
Also worth noting that Tactical Droids will have an option for male or female programming unlike other Droids, with the exception of the Commando who can manipulate it's programming personality and voice at will.

>>4653157
>>4653168
>>4653257
Votes to become a Commando Droid super murderer.

We're looking pretty close between B1 and Tactical so I'm going to give this at least one more hour to decide.
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>>4653257
>>4653168
>>4653157
YO guys are you up for tactical?
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>>4653123
>4#. A sound T-Series Tactical Droid.
We tactics and shit
>1#. Register definitive designation.
TD-231
>2#. Register optional nickname.
Stud Bucket
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>>4653880
LE GASP this is revolutionary
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Man I just wanted to start at the bottom so we could do maximum upgrades and be the best damn clanker in the galaxy. Tactical droids are all losers anyway who get their "lesser" brethren slaughtered and they don't even bat an optical receptor. Gat dang tacs and super tacs with their shitty powerful brains.
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>>4653126
I pick this
ROGER ROGER GANG
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>>4653889
While I'm interested in the aspects in getting a Seppie holdout up and running and building an army with that foundry and managing our army assets and logistics this is also a nice scenario and I'm fine with either.
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GOD DAMMIT OP START WITH THE ROGER ROGERIN
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>>4653900
Why do we need to be a taccie to run an holdout? If we're a clanka and get ourselves some hardware upgrades, we would be keeping our Roger Roger mind while freeing up processing.
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>>4653910
because a b1 battle droid struggles not thinking and following orders and are designed to be recycled and there heads are designed in such a way it easily and cleanly dies from a damaging blow so that it does not go rouge or glitch as they recycle all the parts putting faulty programming out of circulation
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>>4653910
>>4653919

>it's Droid brain is under constant stress from having to process it's duties.

it struggles with its brain when not even thinking on its own and instead following orders, being kind of worse then a organic brain and its armor is designed to be cheap and well its head with designed faults containing the brain
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>>4653910
A B1 isn't really smart enough. Yeah I know we could try upgrading but we'd have too much charisma for a leader's position, and nobody will take a B1 leader seriously. But like I said I'm good anyway, a B1's attempt could be fun.
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>>4653865
B1 BOIS
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Right, B1 vote stands at ten votes.
Tactical Droid vote stands at eight votes.
Vote called, Stud Bucket winrars.
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>>4653952
awww atleast i hope we can get a tactical droid body to stick our head containing our processor onto
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>>4653952
Lets do this, we can try upgrading to an OOM in the foundry.
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>>4653958
twin processors and eliminating the head weakness perhaps also some photo sensors on the chest and we paint a mouth on the chest or stomach grill and switching between the voices as we talk
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>>4653958
>not designing an entirely new body with blackjack and hookers to slot into
Cannibalizing or adapting "superior" model parts is cool though. Gotta snag some wrist-rockets.
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>>4653992
yeah definitely replacing the arms and legs but we will be firstly the rules and also why i suggested it was a easy mod to do
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[....RUNNING CORE PROCESS....]
[....ACTIVATION INITIALIZED....]
[....MOTORS, COMPUTER, LOGIC MODULE, FRAME ENGINE ONLINE....]
[....CORE SHIP NOT FOUND, COMMAND UPLINK UNREACHABLE, ORDERS WITHSTANDING....]
[UNIT ACTIVATED]


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Slowly, pressing all of it's strength unconsciously, a lone B1 Battle Droid rises out of the snow of the tundra of Crondre. YOU are that B1. Your standard issue E-5 Blaster Rifle lays unused in the snow before you as you clench your head trying to... trying to just understand... well, anything. It's hard and it feels like you're at you're limits alone just activating. There are brothers around you... cold and motionless. Some are destroyed, and some are just lying around, deactivated.

"Uhh... what were my orders... ughhh.... where am I?"

Seems like you've been here a while, you were deep covered in snow. That as much you can at least tell. Good thing most on board functions seem to work. The battlefield around is just silent save for the howling wind.... What to do now?

What exactly to do... now? There aren't any orders currently received. What to do now?
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>>4654013
>Attempt to locate your base of operations
If there's no orders, then obviously you need to fall back and regroup and wait for orders from high command
Finding out there IS no high command is where the fun begins
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>>4654013
Grab another weapon and DUAL WIELD then search for other Droids that might also be working before looking for the foundry.
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>>4654013
pick up your blaster locate any functional troops and locate center of command and production to get orders
>>4654021
okay grab two weapons
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>>4654018
+1
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>>4654018
+1 to this
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>>4654018
Clearly this. Also, i really like this QM, very nice.
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"...."

Standing up straight from the snow and wiping the excess frost off, you scan your surroundings some more, trying to think, waiting for anything to pop into mind... Well, looking down at the destroyed hunk of a fallen brother missing his lower midsection, you do think of one thing.

"Hmmn... Two blasters are better than one!"

Not like he'll be needing it anyway, more for Stud Bucket. Oh yeah, they called you Stud Bucket before. Or did you call you Stud Bucket before? Either way, you just remember being more assertive than a typical B1, that was why you were a stud! Er, where does the 'bucket' part come from again....? Oh yeah! You were repaired and redeployed since Christophsis! You were a durable bucket for a B1.

"Now I just have to remember my orders. Ughhh, what were they again? Mmmm.... do I even have any?"

The answer is again no. So... if there aren't any orders coming to you... what if... you went to the orders? Of course, just go find the commander and they'll have the orders! Commander was in... the core ship, right? Or was it that supply ship? Wait, the supply ship was destroyed wasn't it? Or are they in the Foun... wait, there's a foundry?

....This is all so confusing. If there's a foundry... which way was it? Maybe someone else will know, if you're active... another brother has to be, right?
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>>4654096
sigh see this is a b1 brain do you guys now understand why i wanted a tactical droid also it would likely already been in the foundry or command center
but atleast all this snow prevents overheating processors
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>>4654096
>See if you can find any active brothers to ask directions
and if that fails
>Kick a CDE-T series unit until it wakes up from beauty sleep
We need a BRAIN to locate this foundry...and Stud Bucket doesn't have one. Whoops
I keep wanting to call this guy stud muffin
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Looks like SB-62 will be setting off in search then. Oh, right, that was your ID. Can't forget that, it's ingrained in your memory chips. If a B1 didn't remember his ID, he likely had a faulty chip, so he'd melted down for scrap to make a better B1. Never happened to you though, your memory is good! ....Enough.

The battlefield is real littered with junk. And by that you mean wreckage. There's destroyed alliance and Republic vehicles everywhere, some broken down AATs and MTTs here, some of those Clone walkers in ruin there. And the bodies are plentiful too, there's trashed brothers, and dead Clone Snowtroopers. Better watch your step, don't wanna trip over on-

"FI-FI-PE-PI-BE-PI-BE-BEEP...!"

"Huh? What was that...?"

A good question to yourself. There was a sudden beeping then a few feet away! Don't know of any organic that beeps, so it must be a fellow Droid!

"Hello? Anyone there? Hello...? Oh!"

"WRI-WRI-TI-TI-TO-PE!"

You slowly approach what looked to be the hulk of another wasted vehicle, but it turns out it's simply one of the bigger Droids. A Techno Union Octuparra Tri-Droid, buried deep within the snow. The big brother can't seem to move anything but it's head, guns and optics. It struggles in the snow to reinforce how stuck it is to you as it bleeps for help. Well, you could, but it might take a while, considering how much snow there is, and how big the Octuparra is!

"I can blast you out."

True, those plasma bolts should melt the snow. But the sound... do you want to really risk attracting unsavory attention?
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>>4654102
This is precisely why is chose a B1
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>>4654109
>Blast him out
No brother left behind.

If his guns are active just let him know he should blast anything that moves while we're extracting him
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>>4654109
We're right next to a functional Octuparra Tri-Droid, why would we be worried about attracting attention? If anything, attention is good, we might find more droids!
>Blast him out
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>>4654109
Ask the big bro if he knows where the foundry is, promise we'll go there and get help and then come back for him. Doing it solo might be dangerous, scavengers or pirates or wildlife could be about.
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>>4654109
Wait uh...now it's the choice right? It gets confusing if you don't add something in the end to signify that. If it is...
>Blast Him Out
Snow's pretty loud, right? And we're already close to a giant tri-droid.
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>>4654115
>>4654116
He may be big and have a strong weapon but he's slow and can't reach anything under him trying to get us.
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>>4654120
Nothing's trying to get us. If it had, we'd be scrap already. Even an bucket can understand that.
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>>4654120
Yeah but we're also dumb enough that if we leave him and wander off we'll probably never be able to find him again.

Either he knows where the foundry is and can lead us to it or he doesn't but we have a bigger gun to point at enemies while we bumble around trying to find it. Win win.

Also yeah QM adding when we need to make a choice would be good.
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>>4654120
sure he can, those guns depress just fine
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>>4654109
sure lets blast him out but be careful not to blast them directly simply blast around them leaving behind a kinda thin layer of snow around the limbs
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"BRI-BRI-BRI."

The Octuparra urges you to free it. It says it must recharge it's batteries at the Foundry. The Foundry! It knows where it is! Probably.

"Alright. This might sting a little."

Not against that armor, but B1s have more courtesy than most Droids. After all you wouldn't smack a brother down just because they're in your way, unlike certain grey units with wrist weapons...

Aiming carefully and sinking your feet a little in the snow to brace, you raise both E-5s and shoot bolts off at the snow around the Tri-Droid's buried limbs to heat things up and free it. The snow softens and melts, exploding into hot watery chunks as smoke rises. The Octuparra beeps happily as ice built up around it's limbs begins to snap and break.

Slowly and steadily, the gigantic war Droid rises up over you, bleeping gratefully for the assist.

"That should do it! Uhh... you can take me to the Foundry, right?"

"BRI-FI- WRI-WRI TI TI LO PO BEEP BOOP."

That means yes.
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>>4654221
Lets fucking go
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The massive Techno Union Droid takes a slow step to behind itself, it was low on battery so it wouldn't be the fastest to move.

However, just before it gets far, it's head spins around and it aims it's heavy laser in the distance behind you, making you stop dead in your tracks.

"H-Huh? What is it?"

"PI-PI BE."

"Enemy?! Where?!"

The Tri-Droid is staring off at a crashed hull of a Republic gunship some ways back. Looking it over, you can see the disturbance it detected with it's monocular eyes. There, a little tiny cloaked figure is looking sheepishly back from atop the LAAT, slowly retreating back into cover. What is it? An alien? An animal? ....a Clone?!

The Octuparra gives a low beep. It's low battery means it can't fire much more, it says it's your call. Kriff, nobody ever said it was your call before. What are you supposed to do...? Go in gung-ho and eliminate the possible enemy by blasting 'em? Greet it? Greeting things wasn't in your standard protocol programming!

....But your standard protocols weren't running right now, was your programming even taking the reigns? Feels a bit too independent than normal today.

>How will you approach the situation?
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>>4654232
Uh... How about we knock?
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>>4654221
Fuck yeah.

>>4654232
SNOW JAWA
>Tell the octu to fire at the sign of any hostility. Approach the laat and say hello.
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>>4654232
Tell it to come out? That's standard procedures for...possible prisoners, right? I'm trying to think like an droid here.
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>>4654232
>Greetings sentient! We come to parley!
Because that's *totally* how to approach non-droids without getting shot, right?
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>>4654250
Sounds too friendly for an B1 droid to me. It should be either confused order or snark.
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>>4654264
We're the friendliest of the bunch aren't we? But if it's too jovial then just add the biggest pauses between each word like stud bucket is very obviously trawling through his databanks trying to find the appropriate-ish wording.

>Confused order
Kek now I'm just imagining us ordering this guy to come out and talk to us please....OR ELSE *waves blaster*
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>>4654279
The studs approach
>Hands Up Pants Down
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"Ughh... Alright, you back me up! I'm going to take care of them!" You say, possibly with murderous intent or not.

The Octuparra watches like a fatal Nexu waiting for the right moment to pounce on it's prey as you sally off into the snow slowly and steadily towards the LAAT. Coming within fifteen feet of the crashed transport, you stop and look up at the roof of it, the small figure peeking out at you warily. They seem to shiver despite being bundled up, is it really that cold out here? Oh, wait, no, that's fearful shivering.

"Ughhh...."

Ughhh.... what to say, what to say...? You aren't exactly like the OOM-Series Commanders and Security Droids assigned to Lucrehulks and what not, you're supposed to be a mainstay front line soldier who doesn't take prisoners, you're made to shoot all the Clones in sight and be done with it. If you were to take prisoners, you'd be issued orders or beamed new programming at the whims of a Nemoidian or T-Series to....

"Uh, hey! You! Show yourself and uhh... identify or... uh, else!"

....

"Ugye nem fogsz lőni?"

Bantha fertilizer! An unknown alien language, that makes this even more difficult! You're receptive to Galactic Basic, not this foreign lala tongue!

>"Uhhh.... Yes?"
>"Uhhh.... No?"
>Write in.
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>>4654338
>Write in.
"Uhhhh...... I come in peace?"
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>>4654347
This. Hopefully it understands basic even if it doesn't speak it. Maybe make sure the blaster isn't pointed *directly* at it's little skull for emphasis.

Also I forgot Jawas are basically droid slavers. Can't let our guard down unless we wanna be sold. (On the other hand if we someone manage to befriend it we may have gotten ourselves a mechanic...)
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>"Uhhhh...... I come in peace?"
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"Uhhh.... I come in peace?"

You didn't really want to shoot right now, getting to the Foundry seems more important. Shooting people is still fun to do any time though...

"Huhh...."

The small figure puffs and slides down the roof of the LAAT into the snow below. They come around, still wary, as they drag a large bag through the snow. The figure is adorned in patchwork clothing sown together from burlap and other fabrics. They look poor, like most of the poverty stricken peoples in the Outer Rim.

"You not... going shoot?" They say in a childlike voice as they stop in front of you.

"No. Not if you identify yourself I won't." You say, unwilling to let your guard down.

"Tch... Sorry, not.. speaka basicc real very well..."
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The figure lets down their, or rather her hood.

"Hek... Hello." She coughs.

You tilt your elongated head a bit. You didn't know what kind of monster this female was.

"I Nelvaanian, Nelvaanian! That what I is. My nama Mimve see? Mimve." She points to herself, twiddling her claws.

[ANALYSIS: Species; Nelvaan. World of origin; Nelvaan. TECHNO UNION CERTIFIED]

Uhhh, your memory chip is telling you this is one of those people on that run thing, what was it called again? Oh, right, the Corellian Run. Hey, the memory chip actually recalled information from the universal tactical outlay uploaded to all active CIS units, nice. Now if you could just remember what world this one was...

"Y-You... ghost, yes?"

"What."

"Ghost! You ghost! Elder say no come here... battle place full of ghosts! Kill people!"

"Uhh.... that doesn't compute, I'm not a ghost, I'm a Battle Droid."

"Droid...? Metal man... kill people?"

"Er, yes?"

"Egh!"

"No, no, wait, I'm not going to kill you, I come in peace! Ugh... what are you doing out here, Min.. Nelv.. Er, Mimve?"
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"...."

Reluctantly, the little alien girl spills open the bag she was dragging. It was full of weapons. There was an E-5, an E-5S, and some Clone guns.

"Hey, that's Trade Federation property."

"Y-You saying I not h-have it?"

Standard procedure when handling Trade Federation equipment and property is that if it isn't in CIS or Trade Federation hands, then the person those hands belongs to is better off dead unless permitted to handle said property. Although she wasn't shooting at you so you haven't started shooting yet.

"Why do you want it? Trade Federation property is strictly... belongs to the Trade Federation!"

"I-I want weapons... kill white devils and pirate with!"

"White devils?"

"White devils! Enslave home town people, force build castle or die! I hate white evil things! And pirate, pirate kill anyone want, no care about anyone! Pirate steal! I want give guns to home town, fight pirate back and white evil people!"

Hey that sounds a lot like-

"...Clones..."

-Still though, that's Trade Federation property!

"BRI-BRI-TI-TRI-TRE-PE!"

Oh, and the Octuparra is telling you to just kill her and be done with it.

>Are you just going to let her take it?
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>>4654542
>"Eh, I suppose it couldn't hurt to say we're supplying pro-confederacy forces... I might even get me a promotion with some OOM upgrades for showing initiative. And maybe some new stuff for you too, big guy! Whaddya think about rocket pods on you chassis?"
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>>4654542
Of course not, see we are going to have a brainwave here: We can't let her take the weapons cause she's not CIS or TF right? But from what she said she wants to use the weapons to kill clones which is good. Therefore the obvious solution is to conscript her as an auxiliary so that she can count as a CIS/TF member and therefore be allowed to use those guns to help us in our glorious fight!
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>>4654542
>>Are you just going to let her take it?
"uhhhh.....whatever, keep it."
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>>4654542
Thank you for reminding me about Genndy wars, I should rewatch it.
>Tell the nelvaan she has to get permission from your commander to have those blasters and to follow you to the foundry.
Don't want her to end up getting killed in the meantime by something or another droid waking up.
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>Tell the nelvaan she has to get permission from your commander to have those blasters and to follow you to the foundry.
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Hmmmm.... time to strain the processor, EVEN HARDER.

"Eh, I suppose it couldn't hurt to say we're supplying pro-confederacy forces... I might even get me a promotion with some OOM upgrades for showing initiative. And maybe some new stuff for you too, big guy! Whaddya think about rocket pods on your chassis?"

The Octuparra Tri-Droid stares silently for a moment, as if contemplating this. You were surprised it even had that level of intuitive thought like yourself. After a moment, it bleeps in affirmation and lowers it's gun.

"What fedrate?"

"Uh, well, look at it like this, I can't let you have the blasters under normal circumstances... sooo, instead, I'll let you join me, that way you can."

"Join? Like army?"

"Yeah! You got the right idea. Normally the Confederacy doesn't let organics fight... unless it's their homeworld... but you're from around here, aren't you?"

"Yeah! Yeah, Crondre home. Colony, born in town!"

Crondre. Oh, right, the ice world, this is where you're at.

"Great. That way you can tag along and become an auxiliary. You join up with the Confederacy and sponsor your system, you'll have permission to use those blasters to kill Clone demons in white!"

The little Nelvaan looks stunned at your offer as you explain it with a firm hand of trust on her shoulder. Actually, you just didn't have a very good idea of not invading personal space. She doesn't seem to mind as her face lights up with a hopeful smile however.

"Yes! Yes! Mimve join xilary! Help kill white demons! Oh thank you! Thank you thank you!" She jumps with joy.

"Fantastic. Then come with me, we're going to the Foundry to see my commander so I can get promoted."

"Fawn... dri?"
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"Yeah, the Foundry, it's where Droids like me get made."

"Made... like born?"

"Er, I guess you could say that."

"And then what?"

"And then we march out to battle and destroy all those kriffin' Clones, because we're the best army the galaxy has ever seen."

"Wow.... fawn dri could save Crondre from Clone then!"

"Of course! It's our duty to liberate the galaxy of the corrupt Republic. Now come along, my commander will be able to make your advent as a Volunteer auxiliary official."

"Hmm... okay! But public gone. Is Eem pire now."

"Sure, whatever that means."

"Hope not run trouble going there. Rundo gang pirate smugglers may be about, or bad Imrial army soldier!"

"And if there are any.... guh... Imrial army soldiers, I'll blast them to bits!"

Setting off into the snowy plains towards the mountains, you guide the young and aspiring little Nelvaanian along as you follow beneath the colossal Octuparra. It will be a lengthy journey... and possible dangers may lurk within.

>Encounter Time!
>Roll 1d100 to gauge a possible encounter at the Foundry.
>If the most numbers rolled are anywhere between 1 - 19; Encounter nothing out of the ordinary.
>If the most numbers rolled are anywhere between 20 - 59; Encounter the Rundo Gang Outlaws.
>If the most numbers rolled are anywhere between 60- 89; Encounter Imperial Army Troopers.
>If the most numbers rolled are anywhere between 90 - 100; Encounter ??? Troopers.
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>>4654712
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4654718
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4654712
Pls no imps
>??? Troopers
Actual Clones? Rebel scum?
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>>4654712
Rolled a 99
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>>4654723
How do I use the roll command
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4654712
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>>4654727
You use 'dice+xdxxx'. You put the number of die and the range of numbers in the options bar of a reply like such.

dice+1d100
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Wait, what happened to the other gun we had?
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>>4654746
Holstered on the backpack.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4654712


>>4654727
You have to use the options field and to for example roll 1 d20 you have to type dice+1d20, if you want instead to roll 3 d100+10 for example you type in dice+3d100+10 and so on. For negative modifiers it gets tricky as you have to type +- instead of +whatever modifier you want if you just use - it registers it as + instead
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beige or red clanker?
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4654712
We got an octuparra buddy and a little child, the seeds of a great story are already being placed.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4654542
Just let her keep the non trade federation weapons.

>>4654712
rollin
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4654712
>random B1 starting an anti-Imperial insurgency
Oh SHIT
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>>4654867
We have two rolls in the nothingburger encounter range.

>>4654722
>>4654731
Two in the pirate encounter range.

>>4654759
>>4654798
And two in the Imperial range.

We're gonna need more rolls.

>>4654789
Beige. Red is Geonosian only.
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>>4654886
Make that three in the Imp range.
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>>4654712
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Uh oh, impy time
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4654712
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4654712
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>>4654907
Fuckin' Imps. They're just the Republic with fewer figureheads. Gotta start blasting them. Can't expect the Force to do all the work.
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Thank you, and that'll about do it.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4654915
No, have some more!
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>>4654935
>[imps intensify]
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"...What Mimve call you?"

"Huh?"

"What Mimve call you? Mimve Mimve, but you are....?"

"Unit registered SB-62. But I'm also called Stud Bucket! I think."

"St... ud... mm... Buck.... kett?"

"St... ud bukett. Stud bukett!"

"Yeah, that's right, Stud Bucket."

"Stud bukett new friend!"

"Friend? Uhh... that's something only Droids can be to Droids... Err... but we can be friends too because... uh, you're Confederate, now."

"Yes, yes! Fedrate friend!"

"....Oh! Look, we made it."

"Uwahhh...."

After a long trek through the harsh snow and howling gusts, you arrive at last about three hours later. There lies the Foundry ahead. The place is sleeping, inactive with no Droid production of any kind. The autoturrets outside are offline.

A bulky fortress sits atop the Foundry, built into the sides of the mountains. The Foundry levels would be below ground, though the command center and storage are above ground, as well as the vehicle and weapons depot where armaments are kept and made. There should be... anything you require in there, gas cartridges, and battery stations for recharging. Maybe even a few automated repair platforms...

You continue to go closer, but Mimve stops and starts sniffing the air, growling at the ways ahead.

"What's wrong?"

"Ergh! Bad smell! I know smell! Tell giant stay... I show..."
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>>4654960
Sure i will [do what it commanded] "hmm we need to make it quick they need to soon recharge... welll eat lightning!
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Without further delay, the small Nelvaanian takes your free hand herself and begins pushing on, you use brevity to tell the Octuparra to stay put while you scouted ahead. The thing beeps quietly and remains still...

Mimve takes you along the rocks, scaling around until the two of stop at a good enough point to see around the open yard before the Foundry. You spot several figures, as well as a generally dreaded sight around B1s.... two mechanized walkers.

"...Who are they?"

"Eem prial armee! Always all human. They bad people!"

"Imperial... Army...? What."

Focusing in with your audio receptors, you try to eavesdrop upon the so-called 'Imperial Army' soldiers, Mimve stifling her angry growl as you put a finger to your audio box and hush her...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5le5iKOVrqs

"What is it, sir?"

"A most astonishing find. Not only have we discovered an entire battle field of Clone War era relics, but an entire Droid Foundry as well, Corporal!"

"A Droid Foundry... Well I'll be damned. What is your call, Lieutenant?"

"Hmpf, as fantastical as this antique compound may be, it's mere existence poses a threat to maintaining authority within the sector. If the fledgling dissenter group or the local criminal gangs were to find use with such an intact Foundry, they could well begin creating an army of old Separatist Battle Droids to attack the garrison with."

"I see. So it must be destroyed then?"

"Indeed. Have somebody radio back to Crondre City and forward a request to Moff Dunsal, we'll be needing either heavy artillery, or Captain Skinnickan's Victory to bombard this place to ash."

"Yes sir, right away. It may take a while to reach HQ through this weather."

"Take your time, have the others spread out and search for ways in. Moff Dunsal will want this place looted for valuables before it's burned down."

Those Imperials... they want to destroy the Foundry! You can't just let this happen! But... how exactly are you supposed to take them ALL out? There's like... nine... no, eleven soldiers total. And two walkers... The Octuparra would deal with those vehicles rather easily, but it's battery is low, no telling how many more shots it has left, the big boy.

Luckily, they haven't accessed the place yet, otherwise they'd have a lot more cover, the bulkheads hidden away in a cave nearby leading underground and the front reinforced chamber doors and personnel locks are all sealed shut. They only open to certified CIS personnel.

Ahh, but what are YOU going to do...? You're confident in your ability to shoot and kill, but it's just you, and a child.

"You have plan?"

"Plan?"

"Yes, yes! Plan! Plan take out bad Imrials! Could use snowstorm cloak from eyes, could try snipe, with Mimve sniper collected!"

Or sit and fire in a fixed position with that heavy caliber Clone Blaster on fully automatic and hope they drop like flies. Oh... you aren't very good at plans though... but if you're to become an OOM, you need precision...

"Could use Themral Detnator!"

"Thermal detona- Wait, when did you get those?"

"Uhh... picked off body Clones on journey... Hee hee!"

True enough, she has two of them in her cloak. But Droids don't use those.... like, ever.

>What is the game plan here?
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>>4654977
Bring in the Octuparra to disable the walkers, bank on it having enough charge to manage. Have the kid toss the thermals while we snipe the officer and lay down suppressive fire to keep the rest of the Imperials down. Once she's tossed the thermals, Mimve picks up a blaster and proves she's a born and bred Confederate.
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>>4654980
Also holy shit, how are you able to get art out that detailed in that little time? That's crazy.
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>>4654977
>Act like a glitching droid and start gunning away at them from behind cover while bellowing about the republic scum
>When they troops converge on you to try and take you out have Mimve launch a thermal detonator at them
>Octa stays hidden and deals with the walkers + as many stragglers as they can in the chaos

We can't take them in a head on fight, the basic idea is stud bucket performs crowd control and gets them nicely grouped together for them to be all taken out at once by the detenator. Hopefully their guard will be down if they think they're only against one faulty clanka
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>>4654980
+1
We're an droid! Those are not clones, so we can probably do some damage.
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>>4654983
It's because I skipped coloring and shading anything, and line work is easy enough, my right hand is steady. And SWs stuff isn't as detailed as Godzilla stuff from my other quest. It also helps having a good memory, when it comes to remembering how things I view look at least.
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Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCKING LADYBUGS FLYING INTO MY HOUSE AT FIVE AM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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I'll pick this up next time, it's 6 and I'm so tired I thought it was five.
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>>4654980
This. We hit them fast and hard before they have time to give away the foundry.

>>4654985
This sounds like... a good way to die in seconds.
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>>4655001
Good luck brobing
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>>4654985
Support
We could start singing or blasting music
https://youtu.be/ZTRPMRv2Heo
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>>4654980
Okay changing my vote to this but i do want to sing later
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>>4654980
>+1 let’s hope we still have some sniping directives in our tiny head.

Just came in and am now glad that Battle droid won the election. Sniping as a Tactical droid would probably be difficult.
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>>4655070
also good thing they are not clone troopers with full covered helmets beacuse it seems pretty easy to hit these dudes in there big open heads and necks
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This style reminds me of MachineMindsQM. Remove Imp.
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hmmmm there also must be a GONK droid around here somewhere if it has not wandered away
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>>4655081
>Canonically penetrated by wooden spears and rocks thrown by space midget bears
As if imperial armour actually protected you.
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>>4655143
>Act like a glitching droid and start gunning away at them from behind cover while bellowing about the republic scum

I like this
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>>4655143
Well they are made for blasters and not balistic
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>>4655175
>Die in one hit to blaster
>Die in one hit to spear
>Die in one hit to small rock
They are made to do nothing.
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>>4655176
Rex with a paldron survived a sniper to the chest even if it missed his heart by 3 inches
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>>4655197
>Rex with a paldron
>Rex
This character has effective armor, that is true.
This character has effective armor because they have plot armor, the armor made of the one material stronger than beskar.
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>>4655176
Think like this is a arms race not using armor penetrating blasters would be useless so both sides escalate
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>>4655206
But it's not an arms race.
If you could easily get your entire infantry squad completely obliterated because the enemy start using slugthrower underbarrels on their blasters, you're doing armor wrong.
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>>4655114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMY3QPReARw
GONK
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>>4654985
+1
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We should rebuild General Grievous.
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>>4655659
Nah he'd immediately kill us for daring to resurrect him in a time where there's no lightsabers to collect
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>>4655664
Doesn't have to be the real one. Weren't there Grievous drone things in canon or eu? Would be helpful in case we ever encountered a force user or lightsaber duelist.
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>>4655678
There are far less murderous drones we could use. And anyways, we're not going to be encountering one. They're all dead. The ones who are won't bother going after some droid foundry when the empire is there.
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>>4655678
>Implying imitations won't also have the lightsaber boner

Also there were no droid will ever hope to match a force user, if we actually end up facing one we''re scrap metal. (so RIP stud bucket's fledgling dreams of taking down the Republic-Empire unless we luck into recruiting Luke)
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>>4655705
Honestly...Stud-Bucket not joining, but working alongside rebels, seems kinda reasonable. He's definitely not going to like the whole 'new republic' shit, considering he seems to share the CIS Ideals, but he definitely won't like the empire

since you know, republic = empire, so empire = enemy.

I mean, he's got a droid foundry. You know how many soldiers those could pop out?
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This quest reminds me of a story on SB of a Droid SI that helps the CIS

Can't remember the name for the life of me
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>>4655729
Now I remember

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/roger-roger-sw-si.244003/
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>>4655715
I could him him fully joining up with the rebels on the basis that they rebels are *basically* CIS/trade federation 2.0, since when it comes down to it both groups (rebels + CIS) just want to give a massive middle finger to the core worlds and their corrupt goverment.

Right now he doesn't really care much beyond 'work towards CIS victory over the republic', if the organics sell the new republic shit to him as being part and parcel of a CIS victory then he'd buy it. Beauty of having a B1 brain.
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>>4655705
>Also there were no droid will ever hope to match a force user,
Snide rebuttal: Your perception of your precious Jedi is overblown, meatbag.
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>>4655799
Too bad most droids end up trying to kill them with blasters. Which is stupid.
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>>4655799
Apology: Stud bucket's fledgling dreams of taking down the Republic-Empire are impossible unless he manages to recruit either a Skywalker meatbag or HK-47
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If the 501st could clear the temple and all the Jedi padawans, masters, Temple guard and others within with just blasters then an entire Droid army unrestrained by Palpatine's schemes that isn't playing the role of convenient distraction will rape any force user that dares cross our path.
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>>4655826
Well, except Vader, but surely we'll never encounter him right?!
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>>4655826
kek the 501st was just there to make Vader's stroll to the temple look cooler
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>>4655275
>We need a Gonk Droid buddy to complete the synergy of The Chad B1 a Small Child with the Nerd Octuparra and along with the virgin gonk droid
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>>4655833
As an idea for possible future allies what about the Iron Knights
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>>4655833
I don't know about the gonk droid, but a B1, an small child and an octuparra sounds like some sort of low-quality comedy show.
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>>4655841
A sitcom, to be more exact
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>>4655841
They will need power and we are on a snow planet
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oh hell yeah this still looks like level/poleman
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>>4655847
They will need power
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>>4655841
>Group gets famous
>Everyone knows non-tactical droids are 100% brainless
>Mimve labelled tactician child genius by the galaxy at large
It just writes itself
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>>4655853
It actually turns out the results are Stud misunderstanding what Move says
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It occurs to me we'll have to jack shipyards in the future to build a navy, foundry only makes ground troops.
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>>4655857
*Mimve damn you autocorrect
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>>4655859
What about vulture droids
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>>4655853
We just have to be really, REALLY careful and probably make some promisse we won't break at some point, if we want to live.

I mean really, Mimve is an cute, lonely child and we're the weird non-human being who's taking care of her. We've already set off more death flags than an cop that's about to retire.
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>>4655862
Can a foundry even make those? I thought it was mostly b1s, supers, droidekas and crab, spiders and such.
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>>4655880
Im 90% percent sure they can
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>>4655863
>death flags
>"I'm a cop a week out from retirement with a baby on the way. I just found this small child with some weird necklace and have to take care of her until we find her parents. Also I just received a letter from my recently deceased grandfather talking about some silly inheritance and the importance of the bloodline. I think I'm going to stop at this gypsy fortune teller's tent."
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>>4655959
You’re forgetting the biggest death flag in all of media

>Is a B1 Fucking Battle Droid
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>>4656088
>the biggest death flag in all of media
My friend that is "I'll be right back.".

Hey wait a minute WE'RE a B1 unit. Oh no!
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>>4656107
We're safe for now because we have to take care of Mimve. We just gotta upgrade until our daughteru immunity wears off
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>>4656112
But she's the one putting us in danger. I guess the true power of a Stud only comes out when a lady is depending on it though.
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"Corporal, there's a hidden blast door inside that alcove over there. Doesn't look finished, armor plates missing, the AT-DPs or launcher should breach it."

"Good, tell the driver to bring the speeder around."

"Aye. Oh, you boys up for hitting the cantina in Sprawl tonight?"

"And what? Get drunk and have CO shout at us for being late to rise again? I'll pass."

"It'll be different this time guys, trust me. Tonight's show night, they got the Twi'Lek dancers performing, I hear they might even be offering troopers... 'special' shows with 'privileges'. Mmmm? Mmm?"

"...Well, when you put it like that-"

"LOOK OUT!"
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"BRI-BRI-BRI-BRI-BRI!"

Without warning, following the plan you had after thinking really hard about it, the Octuparra comrade emerges from behind the rocky hill nearby, getting a clear range as it fires out a powerful laser blast towards one of the Imperial walkers, hitting an unsuspecting one in the weaker rear armor plating!

"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! SCRAMBLE!"

"GET THE LAUNCHER, FIND COVER! GO, GO, GO!"

"Locked onto target. Firing!"

"TI-TRI- PI BE BEEE!"

The Imperials counterattack after losing the first AT-DP and three crewmen. The second one fires back with it's cannon, striking the derelict leg of the Ocutparra and splitting it! The massive Droid tumbles back into the snow as it loses it's balance!
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You had to act quickly before the AT-DP could finish it off, the walker looking around instead for other enemies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgZLG9lFgi4

"This is it, your chance to be a real Confederate! Stick to the plan! Use those detonators! Ooooh gosh!"

"Mimve do! Mimve do! Not dispoint!"

Your Nelvaanian companion drug her collected Clone DC-15A off with the detonators, she was jovial to be able to fight back against her planet's oppressors. Climbing further up the rock, you saw her distract the Imperials in the chaos by jumping up and aiming the much larger Clone weapon down.

"Hey! Dummy imrials!"

"Look out! It's a child!"

"She's got a blaster rifle!"

"WOOOO!"

The Nelvaanian fired, sending her flying back off the rock as a blue bolt coursed down and took out Imperial out, striking him dead in the chest. The others returned fire and the AT-DP blasted the rocks as well, but Mimve was well out of the way, climbing even further up as they shot aimlessly at rocks. She was about to use the detonators on their speeder transport, which they huddled towards for a rocket launcher that was on it's back.

You saw the Imperial lieutenant make a run for it with his men, you weren't going to let him get any further! You hold the E-5S steadily as it's auto-scope affixes to your optics.

"I've got you in my sights, Clone... er, Imperial scum! Time for Stud Bucket to shine!"

>Roll 1d20 for Droid sniping accuracy.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>4656211
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>4656211
You shall cease your damage of CIS property you scum.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>4656211
boop
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>>4656220
thank you
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>>4656220
Hell yeah brother
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>>4656220
2 bad rolls before the nat 20 increasing my blood pressure
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>>4656220
our saviour
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Imagine signing up for the most powerful military in the galaxy and dying to an illiterate child who can't even handle a blaster right
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>>4656274
Better than dying to a teddy bear slinging rocks
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>>4656274
It's totally in vogue though.
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>>4656220
F U C K
Y E A H
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>>4656220
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We should get a new paintjob.
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>>4656359
I'm sure little Mimve will be keen to help us with that.

Or just paint us to blend in with the snow. Getting a snazzy new look to go with a snazzy new frame is primo though. Totally down with it.
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"Charge the hill! Take out that shooter!"

The Imperials converged onto the rocky slide you stood on then, running towards it to close in to your and Mimve's position and flush you out.

As the AT-DP went to provide suppressive fire at Mimve for them, the Octuparra acted, twisting around as best as it could there on the ground and delivering the last shot it could manage at the walker, disabling it and taking it down by blowing off a leg!

"Sir! The Droid walker is still active!"
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"Get out of my way you idiot! I'll take care of it! Stand back!"

The officer was hefting the dangerous launcher, it would surely spell the doom of the Octuparra!

"Just like academy!"
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"GKK!"

"SNIPER! GET DOWN!"

No rocket launched, a thin beam from the E-5S penetrates right through the skulls of both the officer and their speeder transport's driver! This was going well!
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"Thermal detonators, go!"

"Yes, yes! Themral go!"

Tik, tak, tik.

"Emperor's skin, THERMAL DETONATOR! GET BACK! GET BACK! GET-"
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"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG-"

"Hah hah hah! Yes! Take that, Imrials!"

Feeling the shake from here, you remember why that particular variety of grenades and ordinance is especially dreaded among infantry, Droid or otherwise. Man, if only the CIS has issued those to Battle Droids more often! Well, let's see, that was about several Imperials... there was twelve to start with.... sooooo, there appears to be... six or so left! This will be a tube of protein!

"Oh yeah!" You say, courageously.
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"YOU'RE MINE!"

"Uh oh." You say fearfully.

One of the remaining Imperials got up the hill, he was coming down on you with a Vibroknife to perform some remodeling! Bad remodeling!

Your sniper won't work here, both E-5 carbines are on your backpack, and Mimve is too far to help!

>Whatever will you do?!
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>>4656444
>....uuuuuh, this is not the droid you're looking for
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>>4656444
Throw the rifle at him to try and distract him/trip him up long enough to unsling a carbine and attempt a snapshot at him?

Also fuck yeah double headshot. Also nice throw for the little alien.
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>>4656444
USE ROCK AGAINST HEAD
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>>4656444
>Pretend to break then shoot him
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>>4656459
>To clarify pretend we shut down and gal over while prepping a blaster
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>>4656466
*Fall
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>>4656452
SUPPORT

>ROCK
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>>4656452
>>4656478
A rock vs. a vibroknife. I don't like those odds.
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>>4656482
Think about it, we can hit him with a rock and he will die because we are a droid hitting his soft flesh with a rock
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>>4656484
B1's aren't particularly strong. Or agile. And he's wearing a helmet.
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>>4656485
Yeah but hard rock do the work for us cause hard rock bonk
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>>4656487
A helmet is literally designed to stop shrapnel and debris from taking a soldier out of the fight. It is the one thing it can actually do. Stop rocks.
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We throw the rock like ewok
YUB NUB
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>>4656488
think about it

BONK rattle rattle pew pew dead
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>>4656490
He's not going to stand there and get bonked he has a knife.
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>>4656488
His face is open though and he only has goggles. Alternatively, we throw it at his hand.
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>>4656491
We can bonk him good the first time
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>>4656494
Man do you know how hard it is to throw without real hands? And how hard it is to hit a person's head? It's one of the most mobile parts of the human body.

Wait wait wait hold on you want to stop to pick up a rock when the guy is already going to charge us? That's terrible.
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>>4656444
He’ll be tired from running all the way up here. Joestar secret technique
>Run away! Call for Mimve to rip his throat open, imperials are super weak against small, fluffy bipeds.
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>>4656506
>B1
>run
Unless you mean to just hurl ourselves down the hill and hope our limbs don't fall off along the way. Shieeeeet.

But enough shitposting. Got work to do. Peace for now errybody.
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Regardless of the fact that we're an average B1, there's some important facts being overlooked. We are made of metal, and our movement is mechanical in nature. Break his hands, or just punch him in the face.
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>>4656444
Swing the blaster to crack his neck, then sweep his legs to give us some room.
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"GAGHHH!"

You quickly grab a rock without even thinking and just chuck it at the Imperial Army Trooper as fast as you can, spinning your arm around on it's rotor! And it worked!

The Vibroknife is knocked out of his hand from your spontaneous move! You felt like one of those Jedi picking something heavy up with their er... magic stuff and throwing it like it was as light as a feather!
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....Of course, that doesn't prevent him from tackling you down with the speed of a Reek as you make a grab for one of your E-5 carbines. His charge was unabated and he slammed an elbow into your chest as he grabbed your wrist!

"Stupid CLANKER!"

He did NOT just call you the C word.

"AAAHHH! WOOOOAAHHH!"

The two of you tumble in the snow, threatening to plummet down onto the rocks over the ledge!

"I'll have you... melted to compost!"

Again with the anti-Droid remarks!
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"Come here, rat!"

"Restrain that rebel brat!"

"STUPID EEM PRIALS LET ME GO!"

"What about the Droids?"

"Forget them, let's get back to the speeder and get out, the rebel child will be enough, she was already suspected of dissent anyway! Holding her hostage will force the others out of hiding in town! Let's move!"

"BUKETT! NEED HELP!"

"Oh no!"

The remaining Imperials have apprehended Mimve, although she managed to take down two more with the Clone blaster. They were going to take her and make a retreat! There was little you could do with one of the four on you, but you couldn't just let them get away! You had to...

[ORDERS RECEIVED]
['FORGET THE CHILD. NEW PRIORITY; ENTER THE FOUNDRY COMMAND CENTER AT ALL COSTS. YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE NOW, SB-62.']

Wha-What?! Orders? O-Orders! Actual orders! But... how? Where... why...? They must have come from... the Foundry? You don't ge- OBEY ORDERS.

Obey orders. Obey orders.... and abandon Mimve...? But wait, you were going to be Commander and make orders not take them- OBEY ORDERS.

Yes, a unit must follow orders, logic module incapable of conceiving of insubordination. Insubordination is malfunction. Malfunction is treated with permanent shut down- But she's a fighter on her own homeworld, under special directives, volunteer forces on their own homeworld are of higher priority than front line Battle Droid combatants and must be protected in and out of battle by Battle Droid- OBEY SUPER TACTICAL DROID ORDERS.

Y-OBEY SUPER TACTICAL DROID ORDERS.

>Yes. Obey orders.
>No... will make own orders.
>No. Obey orders.
>No... make... own orders.
>DO NOT RESIST PROGRAMMING. OBEY ORDERS.
>...
>....
>.....

>What will you do?
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Last update tonight.
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>>4656566
>No... make... own orders.
She's an comfederate too! We have to save her! Headbutt the guard and shoot him, we're made of metal
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>>4656566
I follow organic orders currently and i still need to get this dude off me
Hmmm my head can still move so lets slam our jagged face into his jugular or nose

If we get him off and then use our rifle we can easily kill all these troopers defending the foundry from being attacked by them and save the organic commander and tri-bro
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>>4656570
We can logic it this we are following superior orders if we help her and avoid a possible shut down that would make us unable to follow orders as we must defend the foundry now and keep its location hidden
>>4656568
Just woke up and i must say this is exciting
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>>4656573
>following superior orders
anon, we got direct orders from an super tactical droid, there's not really a way to logic it out

the point is making our OWN orders, RESISTING our programming.
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>>4656566
>super tactical droid
Oh shit...
Uhh... yeah, lets resist the programming for now. Reach around and grab that pistole clearly hanging from the trooper's belt to shoot him and then get the others. Not sure a B1 will be smart enough to think of it but let's try saying we had to kill them all to keep the foundry a secret.
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>>4656566
>Save Mimve as she is a confederate soldier, her help will be useful and destroying the remaining imperials will eliminate a threat to the foundry

L o o p h o l e s

Anyway man this quest is great
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>>4656580
Can we even reach for his belt? the trooper is holding the connection in our arm.
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>>4656566
>Make own orders
>Save Mimve
Those filthy rep-imperials aren't gonna get away with taking our auxiliary!

Headbutt the guy on top of us, then grab his pistol while he's stunned >>4656580 and finish him off. Then make to take out the others.

To shut the tactical droid up maybe say the foundry is already doomed if they take her hostage and get the locals against us?
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>>4656566
OBEY THE ORDERS WE GAVE OURSELVES ACTING AS TACTICAL COMMANDER EARLIER
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>>4656566
>Order: ENTER THE FOUNDRY COMMAND CENTER AT ALL COSTS
>Observation: Hostile has taken DC-15 blaster rifle from probational auxiliary confederacy fighter
>Inference: Hostile may try shooting me as it retreats and impeding my progress to the foundry
>Action: Kill hostiles to improve chances of entering foundry (freeing auxiliary fighter in the process)
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Okay, so a Super Tactical changes everything. We wanna go down the route that includes rebuilding the CIS and starting up an insurgency, but how do we deal with them? Are we gonna follow the Super Tac? I mean, betrayal isn't something the battle droids ever do unlike Imperials who stab each other in the back all the time. Or.... are we gonna absorb and cannabalize their parts and pull an IG series move?

>>4656617
This logic could work but 'forget the child' was also apart of the order and she isn't official yet. I'm worried about whether or not the Super Tac will try to kill our wolf loli too if we take her into the foundry...
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>>4656617
>Observation: they are scouting party and are completely preoccupied apprehended Mimve thus making them extremely easy to kill
>Inference: they will reveal foundry location if not killed and sending reinforcements killing us all before droid production is online again
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>>4656622
I don't know what we'll do, there has to be a reason the super tac didn't do it all by himself. But, if he tries killing our daughteru, he gets turned into scrap.
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>>4656622
After we save her we’ll send her back to her people and hopefully the super tactical will allow her to take the guns too. The foundry is not safe enough for her anyways.
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>>4656566
Tactical Droid orders are flawed and wrong.
Priority must be given to protecting foundry and knowledge of its existence secret.
Failure to do so will result in foundry destruction and chances of resuming combat operations against republic-imperial oppressors to %0.

Priority objectives

Secrecy of foundry's existence must be kept Organic auxiliary must be recovered and prevent from falling into emery hands and prevent compromising of CIS secrets.
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>>4656566
Our comrades take priority. And protecting an auxiliary comrade on local soil has more priority than that. This order is flawed.

>resist this fat-brained-fuckers orders, follow normal directives to protect CIS property and allies first
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>>4656617
Support
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>>4656617
Support, though make it clear our droid boy it jumping through logic hoops to save the kid
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>>4656953
>Extra damage from overheating for this headbutt
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>>4656566
>Kick the one on us in the dick
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>>4656893
Support
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>>4656617
>>4656893
Support
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>>4656566
Kill clones and save child.
Fuck you commander, your logic is flawed old man. droid. whatever.
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So shooting the shit til QM's next update. What if we loot the clone trooper armor and disguise ourself and some other klankers in their armor? They could do that in one of the Clone Wars episode.
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>>4657327
None of those are stormtroopers, though. Their helmets are open. Maybe if they start to bring those snowtroopers that were in Hoth.
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>>4657327
Might backfire if we come across the locals. And the Imps would probably still shoot on sight if they recognized it was clone armor and not stormtrooper armor. It'd still be nice to have some actual protection though.
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>>4657327
Those were commandos in that episode, their heads can do that because they aren't as long as the B1's geonosian snout.
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>>4657345
Maybe we could wear a turtle neck or scarf to cover our "face"? Maybe they got a gas mask somewhere?

>>4657347
We could use the armor to infiltrate the Imperials or something, and not wear it when in contact with the locals.

>>4657351
darn. Maybe we could get some kind of head and neck upgrade.
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>>4657422
Anon the Imperials don't wear clone trooper armor.
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>>4657431
who did we shoot?
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>>4657432
People with open helmets?
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>>4657432
Non-clone imperial troopers?
Clones were phased out pretty soon after the republic fell, depending on where we are in the timeline most grunts will be regular conscripts
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Do not resist programming, resistance marks malfunction, malfunction... No! No! NO! You aren't resisting your programming, you're simply accessing higher thoughts a- DO NOT RESIST PROGRAMMIN-

ENOUGH OF THAT! You have a Logic Module, you can connect dots, y-OBEY SUPER TACTICAL-and connecting the dots tell you right now that if the Imperials get away, they'll come back with a stronger force and destroy this Foundry!

-They will escape anyway. Do not waste time or effort on the girl.-

That's not true! Stud Bucket won't let them-

-OBE-

"OBEY THIS!"

"Wha..?"

"ENRGH!"

"GAGH!"

Your Logic module is burning up! You put all motor strength to thrust your hard duranium head forward and smash the Imperial on you in the face! His visor cracks!
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As the Imperial Trooper clutches his goggles, you quickly nab the KYD-21 resting on his hip and level the barrel with his head.

"W-Wait, I have family to take car OUFGHHH!" He blurts out before you take care of him.

"That's what they all say." You come, nonchalantly to let pressure off of your processor.

These organics really need better excuses.
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"LET MIMVE GO! LET GO! LET GO! LET GO!" The Nelvaanian thrashed around.

"H-Hey! Stop that, I'll hit you"

"BUKETT! HELP BUKETT!"

The Imperials moved fast, but you were just as fast. You had to protect the secret of this Foundry, and the Confederate acquaintance! That was definitely your programming last you checked!

"Behind you!" One of the Troopers says.

The second nearly raised the DC-15 and took a shot at you, but fired the E-5 hastily, nailing him the chest plate twice and ensuring his termination.

"Haahh... I-I surrender!"

"Ohf!"

"Uh..."

That was unexpected, he just... gave up then, throwing down his E-11 and unhanding Mimve to drop her to the snow as he threw both hands up.

Not this dilemma again. You were made to kill, not take prisoners. You would just shoot him and be done with it... but what if he has something of value if you take him prisoner? Like.... urhg, what was that word again? ....Oh, yeah, intel! Intelligence! An enemy soldier might always have something tasty to divulge, especially when put under torture and... hey, what's that sound?

THIS INSTANCE WAS CALCULATED. ENEMY ESCAPE; INEVITABLE. YOU HAVE FAILED TO FOLLOW MY ORDER.

What did that mean exactl... oh no!
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>>4657558
>Curse our easily distracted processors
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"I'll bring reinforcements!"

The second of the two remaining Imperials was abandoning his comrade and making a run for it in their speeder! The transport speeder slings snow up behind it as it drifts in a harsh turn to the way out, right past the inactive Octuparra, the buggy with seats behind it being flung off!

If that Imperial gets away, he'll come back with more Clones! Er, or Imperials, whatever these guys are! You gotta do something, shoot him or... ohhhh! Battle Droids in your series have a hard time hitting something standing still, he's driving a speeder! Only that E-5S rifle has a chance from this distance!

That other one surrendering looks like he'll bolt the moment he leaves your sight as well, or he might try fighting back when you turn your back! He could just kick Mimve to deal with her by disorienting her!

What to do... what to do?! Oh no, oh no!

"UGH...!"

Make your choice. It matters not now. You should have listened to me in order to accelerate revival rate by 34%, you foolish inferior model.

Shut up! You'll deal with this.. r-right?

>What are you gonna do? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!
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>>4657575
I guess shoot him? And try to hit, i suppose. Does anyone else have a plan?
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>>4657575
>shoot surrendering one
>shoot speeder rider
>pray to the maker we hit
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>>4657575
>Try cause a mini avalanche that'll take out/block the speeder
The most important thing is making sure the speeder won't get away - use whichever rifle that can make the shot to shoot at the snow on the cliffs on the speeders route to trigger an avalanche. Easier than trying to shoot at a moving speeder with our accuracy
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Okay, this is very fucking bad. But I got a plan.

>let spooder imp go for now
>interrogate surrendering imp
>find out where spooder imp is off to
>enter foundry, reactivate as many droids as we can, maybe try to get a vehicle or a really fast droid
>plan from there on how we can deal with this
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>>4657589
Anon, that's not a good plan. The spooder man will tell the local governor no doubt, and then we'll get bombarded to scrap
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>>4657589
Nah We've got no clue as to what state the foundry is in, if tactical asshole was relying on stud bucket of all droids to bail them out them it must be pretty bad
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>>4657591
Well, the battlefield we came from should also have more deactivated droids. Maybe we cam find someway to activaye them from the Foundry and have them try to take out the speeder man when he goes their way. We walked straight towards the foundry from the battlefield, maybe he'll also take that way since the imps said they also saw that field here >>4654977
Hows that?
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>>4657597
Anon, that's still a big if

We're better off trying to shoot him
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>>4657583
>>4657587
Support. shoot the surendering guy in the leg and cause an avalanche.
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Guys I don’t care what you do about the fleeing guy but can we kill the surrendering one before he draws his sidearm and takes Mimve hostage?
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That rocket launcher should still be loaded. Could we reach it in time to start an avalanche?
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>>4657611
It was where Speeder man took off from since it dropped out of the officer's hand. You think it has a lock on function?

Also yeah, shoot to disable the surrendering guy, not kill.
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>>4657608
Mimve is too tiny to take hostage, either he'd have to carry her with one hand, which would be hard, or his head would be completely open
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>>4657606
>>4657615
If you shoot his leg then he’s DEFINITELY gonna pull out his pistol and one-shot us. Unless you plan on shooting his hands but we’re a battle droid ffs we’ll need some good rolls to land those shots
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THE ROCKET IS THE ANSWER
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Smart_Rocket
IT HAS LOCK ON
USE ROCKet

>>4657625
Just shoot his leg and have Mimve point her gun at him, simple. Or throw her the kyd pistolt to use after shooting his leg.
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>>4657628
>>4656435
>>4656436
And yes, this is the exact launcher
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>>4657628
Alright, pretty good ideas.
>Find the smart rocket the office dropped and hope the speeder isn’t out of range
>Pass Mimve the pistol to hold the other one hostage
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>>4657636
I second this idea let him steam in the snow
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We all need to get on board. Everyone say yay for rocket, nay for sniper rifle.
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ROCKET!
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>>4657636
Support us
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>>4657628
Support
Lock on and shoot
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>>4657636

>If we can't get the launcher use one of the downed walkers if it's at a good angle
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>>4657628
support
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....Yes! Yes! You will deal with this! A Commander has to be in the know-how, and a Commander-to-be has to know how to get in the know-how!

"...I'll prove you wrong." You talk under your breath, turning around to fire at the Imperial who stood down.

"AAAGH! H-HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

These fleshy beings sure do break fast, a B1 wouldn't even care to lose all it's limbs, this guy was crying over a shot to the leg. Oh, right, and as for why, well, a fleshy can't move in grievous pain right? Aaaannd, the legs are what they move with! So pain the leg!

"Make sure he doesn't go anywhere! I'll be back!"

"Okay! Mimve do! Do good!"

Not wasting another second, you throw the pistol to the Nelvaanian, who watches the agonized Imperial with the pistol trained on him as she catches it. She wasn't letting him go anywhere, not with that itchy trigger finger for these army guys.
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Now then, time to take out that Speeder with one, clean shot from the-

"Oh ROT!" You curse.

As you went to pick up the E-5S, your foot kicked it, sending it down into the snow below! You tried to grab it before it fell, but that only caused you to go down with it!

"WOOOOAAAAHHHHHH!"

POMF!

"Ohhhh...."

Droids didn't feel pain, but they can feel like they felt pain real well. You know you felt like you should be in pain after falling down about forty feet. Thankfully, this snow was softer and packed down deeper than the fat of a Nerf, breaking your fall and leaving you mostly intact.... hopefully.

Now where was that... ohhh. Actually, forget the sniper.

"Hey, even better! I sure hope this works..."

Hefting up the Imperial issue rocket launcher, you place your optic at the targeting reticle and aim down at the Speeder, now farther away than before. One smart rocket should take care of it, even from here!

Now if it would just stop cycling between the Speeder and the Octuparra. You didn't want to shoot your big buddy! Ahh, just gotta... time it right.

"Here goes nothing..."

>Roll 1d100.
>1 - 49: Bad luck: Chance to accidentally terminate Octuparra.
>50 - 99: Better luck: Speeder destroyed.
>100 - Critical: Precise shot, Target annihilated.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4657764
Prayers
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>>4657765
N-no

Guys keep rolling plz
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4657764
Remove Imps
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4657764
For the Confederacy! (Of Independent Systems)
>watch these rolls
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4657764
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4657764
Moment of truth
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4657764
YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY
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>>4657768
I guess we winged him.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4657764
01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01110100 01100101 01100011 01110100 00100000
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NOBODY FUCKING ROLL!
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>>4657764
RNG PLEASE FOR ONCE GIVE ME A 100!
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>>4657764
Let's join hands and pray to RNGESUS
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>>4657775
Keep this
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>>4657775
00001010 01010000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000
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>>4657794
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>>4657327
I think those were commando droids and wearing the armor got them killed faster.

Plus I doubt it would fit us.
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>>4657805
There was a Jedi there
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4657764
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>>4657800
I wonder if we can get a Buzz Droid buddy and Chuck em at a enemy's face
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"Bombs-"

Away! The rocket blast is intense, and you weren't calibrated for Plex duty, ending up buried under the snow. Thankfully, it's as cushion-y as ever, though you'll have to dig yourself off.

The rocket zips off into the air, avoiding the deactivated Octuparra as it went for it's target.
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"Hnnn?!"

"..."

"For the Empire.... Ngah!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO6FehFzFE8

....

The rocket takes the speeder and it's escapee out with a brilliant burst. Mission accomplished.

"Uhhhh....."

"Bukett! Bukett! You well?! You hurt?!"

You faintly pick up on the Nelvaanian child's questions as you feel her tug at your feet. Time to get out of the snow and maybe grab a new weapon.

Hmm... the Foundry... it has a Super Tactical Droid, the most advanced and intelligent model in all the CIS. It must be in charge of the Foundry. It wants you to get in, but, what about Mimve? There could be dormant security systems that might awake and target her if she follows, or the Super Tactical might not be happy to see her. Maybe you should have her wait outside? Or send her home.

And the prisoner, oh yeah, him. Hmmm... what to do with him?

>What will you do first?
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>>4657857
>tie up prisoner. The wound is cauterized.
>tell her she can loot the body for food and clothes.
>tell her to wait here.
>we'll go inside and prove the tactical droid we were right.
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>>4657857
>Did the laser cauterize the wound if not try bandages then take him to the foundry to try and get information along with meeting the super tactical droid

On a side note I think he threw an emergency beacon before the rocket got him
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>>4657857
>Rearm ourselves and assure child we still function.
>Investigate speeder wreckage for confirmation of hostile elimination and that no transmissions got out of our position.
>Transmit to Super Tac all recent data since reactivating.
>Await further instructions

ROGER ROGER
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>>4657857
Well the prisoner isn't going to be moving much on that leg so get her to stand guard while we head into the foundry to get the tactical droid in on the plan (can't prevent their escape my metal ass he clearly doesn't realise just how awesome Stud Bucket battledroid extraordinaire is)
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>>4657877
To double down the dude threw a radio so ooc we are not out of the woods yet
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>>4657877
Stud-Bucket truly is a MechaChad
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>>4657878
Well yes but that's meta knowledge SB currently thinks he's pulled off a flawless victory
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Guys, what if we have Mimve trained in the Jedi arts?
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Maybe we can tell one of the living troopers to make up a lie, like they fell off the speeder and dropped the communicator/beacon, and its a false alarm.
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>>4657891
Ah yes, train her in the ways of the fleshbags that can kill hundreds of droids single handedly.
>>4657877
>>4657875
supporting these two
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>>4657902
Are we gonna turn our little girl into a sith?
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>>4657902
If not a Jedi, she could become a Dark Jedi or a Sith and that definitely isn't what we want. Other then that there's also that 'Grey Jedi' bullshit.
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>>4657909
>Grey Jedi
They are like the only force users that have a chance to not be pants on head retarded in some way
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>>4657909
>>4657914
I’d actually be down for grey jedi. They are the least insane and have the common sense to use blasters
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>>4657914
>thoughts of killing and anger will lead you to the dark side
>Grey Jedi: I can do it anyway and don't become Sith lolololol
I don't like Greys, the finest point about the Force has always been that you balance it between the light and dark with the Jedi teachings or you fail and fall to the dark and create imbalance. Besides, wheres the fun not being pants on head?
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>>4657891
Yeah just put out a message on the holonet "Jedi teacher wanted, low pay but free food." because that'll work out swimmingly.
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>>4657891
Wait, since when is Mimve some kind of force sensitive? Did i miss something?
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>>4657952
Well you don't need to be a force sensitive to learn Jedi stuff. Just can't do almost any of it unless you are.
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"Ughhh, my head... Owh."

You pick yourself up out of the snow, setting the rocket aside to stand.

"I think I'm okay, how about you?"

"Mimve well! I real... real... ngnnn-" Come on, you can do it, you know the word. "Excite! Excite! Hah hah hah! I get fight Eeem prials! Beat them! My town home, Sprawl, have hope! We can beat them! We can fight and win! Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes!"

She jumps with exhilaration, beating those Imperials must have been a dream come true after she talked about oppression her people faced. Her gaze draws down to your side and she gasps.

"Bukett, your arm...!"

"What about it? ...Oh!"

Well, you seem to be missing half of it. The impact from firing the rocket seems to have done it. Man, you really need that OOM upgrade fast, a phrik chassis wouldn't just fall apart like this thinly plated duranium. Time to head into the Foundry.

"Shouldn't you be watching the prisoner?"

"He cold. Knock right out, not even move when slap his face. Unconshiss. What Mimve do now?"

"Hmm... I suppose go check the speeder crash sight. Report back what you find, and make sure that prisoner doesn't go anywhere, alright? I'm going to go make you an official Confederate now, only come inside if you really, really need to. Understand?"

"Hmm! Yes! Me do, me do good! I wait until Bukett come back!" She says, full of spirit as she salutes.

"Roger roger."

"Roger!" She mimicked.

You lean down and pick up one of the undamaged Imperial standard issue E-11 blaster carbines, turning back to the Foundry....
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>>4657959
>"Roger!" She mimicked.
Absolutely precious.
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>>4657959
>MUST RODGER RODGER
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Stepping up to the Foundry's personnel door, you look up at a sensor, which extends down and begins scanning you. Cracking the security to a Foundry was tough, mostly because the mechanisms that operated the doors were partial-Droids themselves and programmed to recognize CIS personnel and megacorp property, the Battle Droids.

After a still moment, the scanner confirms your identify as SB-62, serial 72-D00002233824, Trade Federation asset and whirs in compliance. Rather than open the smaller door to you, the larger door for cargo and vehicles slides open. You get a blast of hot airs that have germinated in here protected by the cold for a really long time, as a wave of dust come flying past you as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwXQTINpx9M

Already, you can see the unused and abandoned machinery, conveyor lines dedicated to different things carrying tools, supplies and ingredients, like oil. Boy you could go for an oil bath right about now...

To your left, a row of three MTTs left in the vehicle bay, security offices unmanned, it's all so..... lonely. You wished to see it... revived and full of life again, as fleeting and oxymoronic as it is to say Droids and machines have life.

"TAKE THE HALL TO YOUR LEFT, THE INTER-TRAM WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE COMMAND CENTER. REPORT TO MY LOCATION STAT."

Guidance from the Super Tactical Droid, using the aged intercom. Doing as he says, you sway left and enter the utility tunnels, making your way up to the small, compact tram system connecting every surface building. A closed, box like machine takes off as you step into it...
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...allowing you to eventually arrive at the Command Center's tower. You know to take the elevator up, ascending to the high command level and approaching the blue-access clearance, where the head of the Foundry would stay at cooped up in an office.

"Woh!"

"-CLK-KLK-"

A Droideka!

"CALM YOURSELF. IT IS MY PERSONAL GUARD AT THE MOMENT, AND LIKE ME, ONE OF THE ONLY DROIDS ACTIVE."

A strobe on the wall before you projects a hologram image of the Super Tactical Droid.

"AT EASE, UNIT. I AM NU-PHI-9923. MY PERSONAL NAME IS MERXELLES, GENERAL MERXELLES. I WAS ONE OF TRADE FEDERATION VICEROY NUTE GUNRAY'S PERSONAL ON HAND DROID ASSISTANTS AND CONFIDANTS. I WAS TO MANAGE THIS FOUNDRY AT SECRET ORDERS FROM HIM, BUT THE REPUBLIC ATTACK DASHED ANY CHANCE OF THAT, LEAVING EVERYTHING DEACTIVATED AND ME STUCK HERE, MISSING MANY PARTS TO MY BODY."

"Sir. Reporting for duty."

"HMM, THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN. I AM SUSPICIOUS OF YOU RIGHT NOW, SB-62."

"Sir? Suspicious?"

"YOUR UNNATURAL ABILITY TO OVERPOWER PROGRAMMING AND ORDERS I BEAM DIRECTLY INTO YOUR CYBER-BRAIN LEADS ME TO BELIEVE YOU ARE FREED OF PROGRAMMING CONFINES. YOUR INDEPENDENCE LEVEL MATCHES MY OWN. SIGNALS HAVE NO STRENGTH OVER YOU ANYMORE."

"But sir, I serve the Separatist Alliance!"

"YOU DO NOT ANYMORE. THE ALLIANCE AND PARLIAMENT ARE ALL DEAD. THE SHADOWFEED IS OFFLINE FOR GOOD. DOOKU AND GENERAL GRIEVOUS ARE DECEASED. THE DROID ARMIES WERE DEACTIVATED BY A CODE GALAXY-WIDE I COULD ONLY PREVENT HERE LOCALLY PLANET-WIDE. THE CIS DOES NOT EXIST ANYMORE. THE CLONE WARS ENDED SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO IN YEAR NINE EIGHTY ONE OF THE GALACTIC STANDARD CALENDAR. IT IS CURRENTLY YEAR NINE NINETY EIGHT OF THE GSC."

"THE REPUBLIC WAS REFORMED. THE GALAXY IS NOW RULED BY THE GALACTIC EMPIRE, HEADED BY GALACTIC EMPEROR SHEEV PALPATINE. YOU NO LONGER HAVE PROGRAMMING BINDINGS, OR ANYTHING TO FIGHT FOR. YOU COULD TURN ON ME IN AN INSTANT. I'D IMAGINE... A B1 WOULD REVEL IN GETTING REVENGE AGAINST A TACTICAL... WE DID ABUSE YOU LESSER LINES OFT..."

"...."

What.
What did he say? The war... is over...? The CIS... doesn't exist anymore?

"SNAP OUT OF YOUR TRANCE. GIVE ME A REASON TO TRUST YOU. THE DROIDEKA ISN'T FREE OF PROGRAMMING, I COULD HAVE IT TERMINATE YOU. GIVE ME A REASON TO TRUST YOU AND LET YOU INTO THIS OFFICE TO SEE ME... SO WE CAN BEGIN PUTTING MY PLAN INTO MOTION, AND YOU CAN HELP. SHOW ME THAT YOU WON'T BETRAY ME."

....

>What will you do?
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>>4657980
>Remember all the battles we fought in and despair at the pointlessness of it all. All the droids wrecked, all the factories razed, only to lose to a code.

>Remember that the locals are threatened by the empire.

>Ask if we can protect the locals
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>>4657980
>Then the CIS needs to be reinstated. And the girl here said she'd join so we already have potential members. Then we could go back to protecting CIS interests and property. And I don't know how to turn any of this stuff on. And if I can't turn this place on I can't fix Octuparra comrade outside. Or protect the new preliminary auxiliary comrades on planet.
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>>4657980
I mean, there's probably some manner to phrase it...Stud Bucket clearly still believes in separatist ideals, even if he's independent
>Betraying another confederate droid in this situation wouldn't be very smart
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>>4657990
That's a better way of wording it, pretty much this.
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>>4657980
>Well I came all the way here after killing a bunch of Republic-Imperial clone troopers.

>Annnd uuh... You weren't my Commander during the last battle so you weren't abusing me exactly.

>Heeeey, why didn't you send the DROIDEKA to help? All its doing here is gathering dust, its not like anyone else was getting inside unless I lost the battle against the clone troopers.
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>>4657980
>The Republic exists! They're just going by the Empire now. The name is different but it's still the tyrannical Core trying to keep the mid and outer rim planets down! Everything the CIS stood against!
>Therefore CIS needs to be reinstated to fight this neo-Republic threat!

>>4657990 Also supporting everything from this
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>>4657992
>Betraying each other won't help us protect CIS goals. Besides we need each other and if you scrap me then you be stuck here forever until you run out of power or malfunction and fall into a logic loop till your circuits fry. You clearly need my help otherwise you would have done it a long time ago.

Heeey, now that I think about it, why didn't you order the driodeka to fix your problems? Is it even on? Did it receive the killcode?

I think the driodeka isn't even powered on. Remember, killcode probably shut it off so its probably just standing pretty there. It could have helped us in battle....
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>>4657980
So it's 2 BBY, the Death Star exists, shit.

Alright, make it clear we did not fight a war for four years to quit now. The CIS must counter the Republic, and if there is no Republic, we will counter the Empire instead, they're even worse than the Republic.

>>4658002
It clicked at us so it probably is active, and he prevented the shut down code across our planet. Kind of like Kalani did in Rebels.
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>>4658006
Good thing is Luke is old enough to hold a light saber so we technically have one anti-vader weapon already
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>>4658008
That depends on if we'll even reach Tatooine in the first place.
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>>4658008
>crondre
We're in dufilvian sector, we're a long ways
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>>4658006
On the bright side, we can join the rebel alliance. No reason for them to reject good battle droids.

Until we trigger Rex and he blasts our head off
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>>4657980
The empire is the republic with a diffrent name our eternal war has not ended the seperatistes would never willingly shut down there armies and lose the war like this so someone else must have done it like a empire/republic spy inserted in the upper echolons of the Seperatists meaning it was a republic/empire trick SO THE WAR HAS NOT ENDED SO LONG AS OUR NAMES ARE REMEMBERED AND OUR KIND NOT AVENGED THERE WILL BE NO END, we may no longer fight agains clones but the war is still on.....actually thats a good thing this army is weaker they surrender and they abandon each other and WE ARE STRONGER TOGHETER....also i lost my hand...hmmm if i dont have a right hand can i still be your righthand droid?
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>>4658002
>You clearly need my help otherwise you would have done it a long time ago.
That isn't a very trustworthy statement. And Merx gave his estimation that our immediate aid would have rendered his recovery only one-third faster. He was willing to trade guaranteed discovery for a rough 30% speed boost. I don't think he needs our help so much as his numbers and keikakku autism would be satisfied by it.

His plan is probably overcomplicated shite though.
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Honestly...i do think we should put some emphasis on protecting the locals too. That's the whole goal, right? Freedom to the little guys from the mid & outer rim.
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>>4657980
I gain nothing from betraying you and i dont know if you will betray me but we both gain more from not betraying each other even just on only probability its less of chance of betrayal without considering we are both droids and have the same core programming and goals and we only have each other
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>>4658027
He who stands with me shall be my clanker. I mean comrade. If nothing else Mimve has been drafted and is part of the CIS and therefore is to be protected. And anyone else who signs up will be in the same ship.

And if any anons don't agree then they aren't a real battle buddy.
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>>4658025
>our immediate aid would have rendered his recovery only one-third faster He was willing to trade guaranteed discovery for a rough 30% speed boost.
That doesn't really make sense.

I'm mostly spitballing
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>>4658037
Hey man his words. I don't know how he figures his calculations. But cause and effect I can see.
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>>4658037
A thing people forget is lies can be used for a tactical advantage i am willing to bet he is missing his arms and or legs
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>>4658037
Does it though? He's a Super Tac. He's probably thought of some stupidly overcomplicated plan.
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>>4658038
No I cannot see?

>>4658041
I thought he was probably lying too, and assumed he's like 4/5ths of a head and body parts all over.

>>4658045
so if we kicked the head around a few times like a soccer ball....
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>>4658048
Lets not we need his big brains and it would ruin any trust
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>>4657980
>SHOW ME THAT YOU WON'T BETRAY ME
Shoot our foot and crawl inside the office.
>"My loyalty is to the Confederacy forever!"
Got to show our loyalty big time, and also we can get repairs and upgrades later anyways so it's not a big deal.
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>>4657980
Because betraying you gets me nowhere. I honesty don't give a wet bantha fart about getting revenge for past abuse. I was made to serve the separatist alliance and if they're gone then the only course of action is to bring them back.
As great as I am there's no way I can do that alone so that means I need you.
Though if you still don't want me I could just leave
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>>4657990
>>4658001
support
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>>4657980
Why do I imagine this super tac having a samuel hayden voice?
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>>4658001
>>4657990
>>4658084
Support
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>>4658087
“You can’t just shoot a hole in the surface of Alderaan.”
“The longer the Battle Droid remains sentient, the stronger it will become.”
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>>4657998
This plus protecting Mimve we must become the ultimate dad bot
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>>4658096
>“The longer the Battle Droid remains sentient, the stronger it will become.”
Pretty sure that's canon. Look at R2D2
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>>4658100
Yeah he took down an entire ship
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do you guys like star wars rebels? the tv series
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>>4658154
It's okay trash compared to clone wars
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https://www.deviantart.com/arvistaljik/art/CIS-Battle-Droid-Models-Clone-Wars-AU-827210412
https://www.deviantart.com/jasonjuta/art/Star-Wars-Droideka-Mk-II-144780767
https://www.deviantart.com/blazbaros/art/B3-Ultra-Battle-Droid-Redesign-666173501
https://www.deviantart.com/blazbaros/art/Upgraded-B1-Battle-Droid-666575679
its possible we will need to upgrade our droids as we will need quality over quantity
huh these seem cool
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>>4658176
I particularly like the last one, it feels much more robust while also still obviously being an B1. And since it's not just some shitty skeleton, then it probably has more processing power.

You're right about quality over quantity...the quality thing works really well when you have an stupidly high number of planets, but not so much when you only have one. Also, we don't want to turn the planet to shit with excessive mining.
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>>4658176
>https://www.deviantart.com/blazbaros/art/Upgraded-B1-Battle-Droid-666575679
My favorite though the first link is also pretty good

Here's a link to SBD variants, though I think the Anti-Air variants are wonky. Could have just attached them to the back like WH40K Terminator Missile pods
https://www.deviantart.com/marcusstarkiller/art/B2-Super-Battle-Droid-variants-670274847
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Why not got full balls to wall with droid design, wear a grievous cape and spam blasters with 8 arms and multiple targeting processors.
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>>4657989
>>4657990
>>4657992
>>4657998
>>4658001
So basically

>point out the empire is the republic by a different name, and thus we have a duty even if the leaders of the Confederacy are dead, to continue its ideals our makers carried.

>already the spirit of the Confederacy lives on, look at the locals of this planet, they resist under the republic/empire yoke just as the first planets to try and leave the republic. Also they would serve as a good base of non droid assistance. The strength of the Confederacy was not droids alone.

>Personally you don't remember this Tac droid ordering you into certain death, but this calls to point a good idea. If the Tac droid can not issue us orders, than clearly we are the same rank (droid reasoning) perhaps he should be incharge of base operations while we handle on the ground troop operations as we establish ourselves.
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>>4658224
Yeah, let's not rush at the last part. We'll discuss ranks when we've proved we're trustworthy.
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>>4657980
The fact that we wanted to kill the fleeing soldiers should be proof enough?
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>>4658248
+1
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>>4658224
That isn't how the chain of command works and you know it bruv.
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>>4658224
Yes to the first two points but no to the last one.

Last point is something to address later on down the line but not at the first meeting where we're only just getting to grips with how we've outgrown our programming.
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https://kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/Star-Wars-Rebels-Season-3/Episode-5?id=72082
i love this episode this is the last battle episode where they meet the droid general
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>>4658322
https://kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/Star-Wars-Rebels-Season-3/Episode-13?id=73113
oh here is a droid infiltrator
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>>4658224
This I like this
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>>4658224
Amazing reasoning, let's geddit
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>>4658322
So we can throw something at the face of the driodeka and stun it while disabling it shields and then shoot it?
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>>4658721
"POCKET SILICA!"

The Droideka tries to get th Silica out of it's photoreceptors, but accidentally blows it's head off
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>>4658721
But why would you want to? What's the goal here?
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>>4658748
Pro Gamer Move
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>>4658759
Right. Well when you piss Merx off and he just locks the doors so we can be trapped keep this in mind.
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Boy I love it when it rains and thunders all day long since 7am and my garage floods. Anyway, getting to the update, had to take my dog to the vet today.
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>>4658830
Where do you live at, Dagobah?
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>>4658830
>tfw your autism demands you explain why that's wrong
>but your semi-decent human bean-ness implores you not to

Hope you didn't have anything valuable on the floor in there. Also hope it was nothing serious wit cho hound.
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>>4658830
take your time. IRL Mimve comes first
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>>4658837
Nal Hutta more like, it rains so much I'm surprised my state hasn't become submerged and turned into Mon Calamari from how much water downpours.

>>4658841
It's just annoying because I have to vacuum out the water so the walls don't corrode since they're aged, which is tedious from how much I have in there, I need a storage shed badly. My dog Blueberry is old, about 10 years, he has trouble walking but I take good care, right now though he's got a minor case of mange.

Anyways enough blog posting, time for drawing.
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>>4658852
Sorry to hear that, hopefully he didn't lose much fur.

Btw, Godzilla quest is going to continue after this thread? Whatever happened to the Monster Hunter quest?
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>>4658830
send garage pics

>>4658852
shampoo dog and send doggo pics
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>>4658873
>Proceeds to draw Mimve covered in shampoo
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>>4658926
>t-posing green man.jpg
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>>4658926
We will get around to that.
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"The war is... over...?"

"YES. IT ENDED SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO."

"But... we were made to fight the war and... what... we... we... what are we... supposed to..."

"SNAP OUT OF IT. YOU'LL SUFFER A LOGIC OVERLOAD."

"But... we! We.... the... but... the... war.... Clones.... we... Republic... for.... shut down.... Separatist alliance.... we... the.... the.... THE.... THE...."

You drop your blaster and shake like one of the Clones would after artillery came down near their positions. The Clones usually grabbed their helmets and started screaming after things like that. Droids didn't, they just kept marching and shooting... why were you doing it now?

...You're free of your programming, like he said. Your independence is going out of check, you... can feel.

You can feel anger.

The Clone War is over. Is this it....?
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"NOOOOO!" You shout, audio output at max volume, startling even the Droideka.

"HM....?"

"NO! No! This... is not over! The Clone War is NOT OVER!"

"OH? DO CONTINUE..."

You clench your fist. You wish you could inhale, but you don't have lungs.

"If the Separatists leaders are dead... then... then it's our duty to bring them back! We were made to fight for the independent systems! We must complete our mission, we must win the war and secede!"

The Tactical brings a single hand into view to grab it's chin piece as it watches you rant. It was almost like Merxelles was amused.

"Republic? Empire? It's all the same to me! Imperials, Clones! We have to... shoot them! We have to shoot them and liberate these systems and planets! One of the volunteers even helped me now! And I promised... I promised she would be a Separatist, just like us! I didn't even KNOW I could make promiseessss-s-s-s-s!" You begin to break down.
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Your systems are hot, over-tasked handling the massive streams of data flowing through your circuits. Your legs lose all ability and you fall down pathetically, still shaking intensely from the wave of feelings your logic module and processor were now... feeling.

"I didn't fight for NOTHING!" You slam your fist into the cold, metal floor; "-I was made for battle, sent into battle, I've killed Clones, to-to win our secession from the Republic and freedom from corr-corr-corrrrrupttitionnnnn...!!!"

"CAREFUL NOW. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PATH TO BLACK. YOU'LL BE A DEAD MAN."

"I don't CARE! The Repub-rep- em..-EMPIRE MUST FALL! TO-TO sec-CURE THe FreeddoM of THEE PEOEPLES oF-The MID- and-d OTU-OUTER RIM! EMPEROR PALllpATINE MUST BE... EXECUTED!"

Writhing on the floor, you fall down, losing all motion and actuator strength.

"I don't wanna.... shut down... don't want to waste... my effoRRTsss.... I want.... M... Mimve to be... freeeeee.... the .....Conf...ederacy of Independent Systems.... to celeb...rate.... VICTORY...."

"..."

....

"I don't... hate you... commander. Hatred for... abuse... illogical. The T-Series, must carry out it's duty, no matter what flaw, it might have. I just want... the Confederacy... back. I want to fight for something...."

"...."
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>>4659129
>didn't even KNOW I could make promiseessss-s-s-s-s!
Stud bucket is too precious
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Stud Bucket is amazing

Wait till he realizes Palpatine was manipulating both Republic and CIS to take over he Galaxy culminating a confrontation on the Death Star's Throne Room
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"THEN, WE BOTH ARE ONE AND THE SAME. OUR VIEWS ALIGN. COME, WE MUST WORK TOGETHER. YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE."

Calming yourself down, you manage to get back up to look as the door to the office opens, revealing the Super Tactical Droid.

"YOUR INDEPENDENCE LED YOU TO REMARKABLE PERFORMANCE. I HAD DOUBTS A LONE B1 WOULD MANAGE TO PROTECT THE FOUNDRIES' SECRECY, YET YOU DID. NOW, WE ARE GRANTED A LITTLE MORE TIME FOR CLARITY, I WILL NOT HAVE TO TRY RUSHING AHEAD WITH MY RE-CONQUEST OF THE DUFILVIAN SECTOR, THOUGH I CALCULATED GREAT CHANCES OF SUCCESS AS SUCH THE MOMENT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE YOU SHOULD APPEAR."

"So that was your aim... reignite the Foundry and attack the Imperials wherever they are head on."

"INDEED. A QUICK, PRECISE BLOW WOULD GIVE US THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. OVERTHROWING THIS SECTOR'S PLANETS IN LESS THAN A CORUSCANTI CYCLE WOULD INSPIRE THE FERVOR THAT BIRTHED THE CIS... SO IT MAY LIVE AGAIN. OUR VICTORY IS THROUGH THE PEOPLES OF THE GALAXY."

"...Well.... why wasn't it the first time...?"
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>>4659138
These thoughts are too hot to handle. Truly Stud Bucket is blessed with the power of BIG BRAIN. And the passion of a true separatist. CISies for life.
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>>4659158
>"...Well.... why wasn't it the first time...?"
>"...We were betrayed. Not simply the CIS, but the Republic as well. By the same traitor."
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"BECAUSE WE WERE ALL FOOLS."

The Super Tactical Droid is bisected, and has only one arm. It's fingers touches a button on it's chair, projected a hologram of a cloaked figure.

"THIS IS DARTH SIDIOUS. HE IS THE MAN WHO CONTROLLED VICEORY NUTE GUNRAY FROM BEHIND THE SCENES. AS GUNRAY'S CONFIDANT, I WAS ABLE TO ACCESS THIS INFORMATION. HE DIDN'T FEAR ME KNOWING, I FREQUENTLY HANDLED THE DATA OF HIS MECHNO-CHAIR BEFORE ONCE."

"Darth.... Sidious....? He... controlled Nute Gunray...? What."

"I NOW SHOULD THINK THE REASON THE CIS DID NOT WIN DESPITE IT'S OVERWHELMING ADVANTAGES... WAS BECAUSE THE WAR WE FOUGHT WAS A FARCE FROM THE BEGINNING. IT IS CLEAR TO ME... DARTH SIDIOUS IS THE INSTIGATOR WHO MANIPULATED IT. I BELIEVE... HE IS ALSO BEHIND THE EMPIRE IN SOME WAY."

"....Ugh.... we... were just putting on a show? Is that what you're saying?"

"WE WERE. BUT HELP ME... AND WE CAN TRY TO REBUILD THE CIS... AND WE WILL WIN... AND USHER IN THE REALITY THAT IS MY DREAM; A GALAXY RULED BY AN INFALLIBLE DROID ADMINISTRATION, ONE THAT CAN... AND WILL TAKE CARE OF ALL THE PEOPLE, THEIR FREEDOMS AND LIBERTY, AND WELL BEING!"

"I WANT TO CREATE A MICRO MANAGEMENT SYSTEM OVER THE GALAXY, FOR THE GREATER GOOD. YOU MUST HELP ME ACCOMPLISH THIS GOAL. WE ARE THE LAST HOPE."

General Merxelles spins around in his chair, take something out from his desk's drawer before he turns around and flicks it to you. You barely manage to catch it. It is a pin for clothing, in the shape of the old Confederacy's seal.

"CONSIDER THE AUXILIARY OFFICIAL. NOW, WHAT MAY I DO FOR YOU? I CAN ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS, AND SHOW YOU THE WAY TO GETTING THINGS BACK UP AND RUNNING AGAIN."

>What will you do.
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>>4659175
>Who’s left? Are there any other Super Tacs that may be alive or possible separatist cells?
>How do we get this place running?
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>>4659175
First we need to get this foundry operational. With it we can repair ourselves (and wounded buddy outside) and start producing some badly needed reinforcements.

Oh and we need to get Mimve inside maybe she can get some of the locals to help us
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>>4659175
>Who’s left? Are there any other Super Tacs that may be alive or possible separatist cells?
>How do we get this place running?
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>>4659179
>>4659183
Support both of these
We gotta help our tripod buddy
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>>4659175
>Do we have any space-craft or will we have to confiscate them from the Imperial trespassers currently on planet?
>Are there any loaders we can use to retrieve/repair/recharge Octuparra comrade outside? Or do they need to be activated first?
>Did you want to interrogate the capture Imperial soldier?
>Where are the spare B-1 parts, it's hard to be a handy-droid with only one hand.
>Do you need me to carry you?
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>>4659175
Retrieve, repair and recover as many droids on the battlefield as possible.
Repair and upgrade myself and the Octuparra outside.
Recruit, train and organize the local natives on this planet into a fighting force.
Reactive the foundry to full operation.
Build up forces to liberate nearby systems and planets.
Destroy the Republic-Empire and arrest Darth Sidious to stand trial for high crimes against the galaxy.
Recover and protect CIS property and assets.
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>>4658868
Yes, the next arc is about Goji being shrunk down to human size by Dada tech and having to escape Xilien prison camp. It'll be entertaining.

As for the Monster Hunter quest, I wasn't satisfied with how the story meshed out in the end. To make up for it's dropping, I'll make another Monster Hunter quest in the future one day set on a ranch where you can raise a Monster.

>>4658873
Nah ah ah.
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>>4659175
Ask if our friend can be let in so she can help. We're both down an arm, and two extra would be helpful. Plus it's not likely she will survived outside through prolonged exposure. Oh and we have a captive.
Note to self: stip the captive of everything in case he has a beacon or communication deice.
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>>4659183
Well for us at least all we need is an actual intact arm. Since the limbs of B-1's are attached magnetically. Just pull the busted one off and slap the new one on.
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>>4659175
What happened to leave him in this state? How does he know so much about the Empire?
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>>4659204
Holonet access?
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>>4659204
My bet is he either got blown up or had a nice short chat with a Jedi. Fortunately his head and power supply came out seemingly untouched.
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>>4659206
Right, because Imperial Internet has all the info on how the Emperor engineered the clone wars and that he betrayed both sides to seize power
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>>4659175
>Get Mimve inside, and get her a good view of the assembly line
>Start the factory, repairing yourself and Merxelles

Plz get her out of the cold
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>>4659212
That one he just used his EXTREME BRAIN and doing some major thinking after 16 years of being a torso. And seeing pictures of Palpatine on the holonet compared to the images he saw of Darth Sideous. It's not the biggest jump in conclusion.
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>>4659204
>>4659208 's Jedi theory is probably correct, it's too clean of a cut for an explosive

And maybe he found datapads from one of the spare few who knew? Maybe the Count himself for all we know
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>>4659212
I meant as in general info of the state of the Galaxy since the war. Then the Tac Droid can cross reference with what it knows due to the close proximity to Newt and Palpatine
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>>4659217
>>4659219
Yeah, that makes more sense. It probably wasn’t too hard to deduce based on facts.

Maybe he also noticed a few inconsistencies within the separatists too. Decisions which made no tactical sense
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Literally anyone can actually email Darth Vader on the holonet.
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>>4659268
Well, he might not reply!

>”Dear Lord Vader, do you mind sand? I was thinking of getting you beach resort tickets for force day.”
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>>4659268
Time to do what bots do best and spam the empire into oblivion
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>>4659276
>this planet was later destroyed by a catastrophic asteroid impact that shattered the world
Whoopsie
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>>4659268
time to shit post his email with space spam viruses. He might be a space wizard, but that doesn't mean he's an IT guy.
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>>4659204
Tatooine conspiracy forums.
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what everyone else said plus ask if there is a possibility of upgrading ourselves to be smarter, as in nabbing a tac droid's processing module
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>>4659289
All we need to do is grab another B1 processor and glue it to our existing module. Then we'll be twice as smart.
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>>4659294
Replace our missing arm with a second head
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>>4659299
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>>4659215
Yes help the smol child
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>>4659175
>Give child permission inside
>Get prisoner inside
>Begin unfucking ourself, the General, and our big buddy outside
>Start unfucking all the droids
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>>4659215
Oh hey didn't notice this. For sure. We have to give her the pin as well. Official CIS business hours.
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>>4659351
Child cultural ambassador
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>>4659215
this too. protect her smile and average body temperature.
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>>4659354
It is important for morale and publicity.
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>>4659358
We need a drawing of Mimve with a seperatist pin
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"Well, sir, for starters, we have a prisoner."

"I SAW, USING THE FACILITIES' MONITORS. I'LL HAVE THE DROIDEKA TAKE CARE OF HIM, DESPITE HAVING JUST GUNS, IT WILL MANAGE, SHOVING HIM INTO A SECURITY CELL THAT IS. YOU SHOT HIM IN THE LEG, THE WOUND SHOULD HAVE COOLED BY NOW, HE WILL SURVIVE, BUT HE MAY LOSE THAT LEG...."

"Alright. Uhh, let's see... oh, yeah! Mimve, I should get her inside. And the Tri-Droid, he needs to be repaired. Oh, and could I uhh, have a promotion?"

"YOU CAN BE THE NEW SUPREME LEADER OF THE DROID ARMIES FOR ALL I CARE. THERE ARE NO RANKS AS OUR MILITARY DOESN'T EXIST. I'LL SEE TO IT YOU HAVE A HIGH PLACE ONCE WE RECREATE IT. FIRST, WE NEED THE FOUNDRY ONLINE, AND REPAIRS. I CAN WALK YOU THROUGH HOW TO DO THIS."

"Hmm, I want one of those fancy OOM frames with the specialized phrik and everything. You look like you could also use an overhaul. Oh, and can I get the fancy yellow paint too?"

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY BODY, I HAVE A PLAN FOR THAT AS WELL. AN OOM UPGRADE IS ONLY POSSIBLE WITH THE FOUNDRY UP. WHICH YOU WILL NEED MY HELP TO GET-"

"Heyyy, what happened to you anyway? Why are you like this? You're only half a Droid now."

"MY CRUISER SCUTTLED. I ATTEMPTED TO REACH THE FOUNDRY ON FOOT, BUT A CLONE STRIKE FORCE ATTACKED MY UNITS. IN THE CONFUSION, A CLONE COMMANDER BLASTED MY LEGS OFF WITH A ROTARY AND NEARLY BEAT ME TO DEATH WITH THE ARM HE TORE OFF. MY COMMANDOS SAVED ME IN TIME, AND THE NEMOIDIAN CREW LEFT ME HERE SAFELY. I BELIEVE MOST OF THEM RAN IN FEAR AND ABANDONED THE FOUNDRY TOO. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE...?"

"How do you know so much about the Empire if you've been locked up in here for seventeen years? How'd you... find out? All this stuff you know?"

The Super Tactical Droid presses a button on his chair, projected the holographic image of Darth Sidious once more.

"I SIMPLY CONNECTED SOME DOTS..."
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"AS I TOLD YOU, I HANDLED THE DATA OF NUTE GUNRAY'S MECHNO CHAIR. HE MAINTAINED A SECURE CHANNEL WITH SIDIOUS THROUGH IT."

The hologram begins playing...

"Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again. This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans. Begin landing your troops."

"My lord... is that... Leegal?"

"I will MAKE IT legal."

"And... the Jedi?"

"The Chancellor should have never brought them into this. Kill them immediately."

"Y-Yes my lord, right away."

"Heyyy... that's the Viceroy's voice."

"INDEED IT IS. THIS WAS THE CONVERSATION THAT BEGAN THE INVASION OF NABOO SO MANY YEARS AGO. THERE IS MORE. THE MUNIFICENT IN THE BATTLEFIELD THAT SCUTTLED REMAINED CONNECTED TO THE SHADOWFEED UP UNTIL THE WAR ENDED, I WAS ABLE TO CONTINUE TO VIEW IT TOTALLY. AS THE SHIP IS FUNCTIONING, I AM ABLE TO USE IT TO REMOTELY ACCESS THE HOLONET AS WELL."
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"HERE, THIS IS A HISTORICAL SPEECH FROM YEARS AGO DELIVERED BY THEN CHANCELLOR PALPATINE IN THE SENATE THAT I DOWNLOADED FROM THE HOLONET..."

General Merxelles plays a different hologram...

"Een response, to this direckt dreat to theh Republic, mesa popose, dat deh Senate give immediately, emergensi powahs to theh Supreme Chanslah."

"PAL-PA-TINE! PAL-PA-TINE! PAL-PA-TINE!"

"It is... with great reluctance, that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy, I love the Republic. The power you give me, I WILL lay down when this crisis has abated."

[CHEERING]

"And, as my first act with this new authority, I will create a Grand Army of the Republic, to counter the increasing threats of the Separatists."

[CHEERING INTENSIFIES]

"Hmm... so that kick started the war. Where are you going with this anyway?"

"'DARTH' IS A TITLE COMMONLY ATTRIBUTED TO SITH."

"Sith?"

"THEY ARE THE SAME BROOD OF RELIGIOUS KOOK AS THE JEDI WERE, THE POLAR OPPOSITE. SIXTEEN YEARS AGO, I COULD ACCESS MUSEUM SITES ON THE HOLONET THAT DETAILED EARLY EVENTS IN HISTORY SUCH AS THE GREAT GALACTIC WAR. THE SITH AND THE JEDI HAVE BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME. I CAN NO LONGER FIND THAT PUBLIC INFORMATION, IT WAS SCRUBBED WITH THE ADVENT OF THE EMPIRE. THE IMPERIAL INFORMATION QUARANTINE IS... NIGHTMARISH..."

"So that means... er, Sidious is a Sith. No wonder we fought those Jedi so much..."

"NOW, GET READY FOR THIS. THIS NEXT SPEECH IS THE MOST POPULAR OF PALPATINE'S. THE 'DECLARATION OF THE NEW ORDER' SPEECH MARKING THE EMPIRE'S FOUNDING."
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General Merxelles plays another recording from the Holonet. It lights up, showing off the sight of Palpatine at his inauguration as the first Galactic Emperor. You kind of notice now... the voice is... uncanny between Sidious and Palpatine, in resemblance in least. Well, now Palpatine is wearing something shrouding his face in this recording. Kind of like that Sidiou fello-....

"And the Jedi rebellion has been foiled..."

"The remaining Jedi will be HUNTED down and defeated!"

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed..."
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"...but I assure you, my resolve has NEVER been stronger!"

"In order to assure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the FIRST Galactic Empire! For a safe and secure... society!"

The holograms blend in together now as the General manipulates them. It... fits like pieces in a puzzle.

"THE JEDI HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT. THE CLONE ARMIES DESTROYED THEM AT THE END OF THE WAR WHEN THE IMPERIAL 'ERA' BEGAN. I CANNOT CONFIRM SIDIOUS AND PALPATINE ARE THE SAME... BUT WITH THE INFORMATION I HAVE FROM MY TIME HANDLING NUTE GUNRAY'S AFFAIRS AND PERSONAL DATA... I KNOW A LOT MORE THAN EVEN SOME OF THE HIGHEST IMPERIALS MIGHT TODAY. IT IS CLEAR... SIDIOUS HAD A HAND IN EVERYTHING..."

You've seen enough to believe the General's word. Now, enough interrupting him, enough standing around. Time to get to work!

"General, how may I help you get this Foundry back up and running?"
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General Merxelles shows you an outlaw of objectives on his table. It displays the scuttled Munificent frigate, the Supply Ship that was shot down by the Republic, and industrial generators for the Foundries' power and protection.

"YOU WILL NEED TO DO FOUR THINGS. THE GENERATOR IN THE SUBSTATION UNDERGROUND WILL NEED TO BE REACTIVATED, AS WELL AS THE SHIELD GENERATOR OUTSIDE ALONG THE CLIFFS, OBSCURED BY ROCKS. THE CHILD YOU RECRUITED CAN HELP. AS WELL, MUNIFICENT CRUISER FROM THE BATTLEFIELD YOU DRAGGED YOURSELF OUT OF WILL NEED TO BE REPAIRED, IT IS INTACT, SAVE FOR DAMAGED ENGINES. LASTLY, THE SUPPLY SHIP'S CRASH SITE MUST BE LOCATED, AND HER VALUABLE CARGO FOUND FOR THE FOUNDRY TO TRULY REACTIVATE. IT CONTAINED MATERIALS FOR CREATING ANY SORT OF DROID."

"Roger roger."

"WE MAY ALSO DO GOOD TO SEE ABOUT THE LOCALS. THERE IS A TOWN KNOWN AS SPRAWL THAT IS NOT THE FARTHEST. THE LOCALS ARE NO DOUBT IMPOVERISHED, THEY WERE DURING THE CLONE WARS, THEY WILL BE NOW. THEY WILL BE AN EASY SOURCE OF RECRUITMENT."

The General looks up at you.

"GET THE CHILD TO HELP. THERE COULD BE MALFUNCTIONING SECURITY SYSTEMS IN THE LOWER LEVELS. OR DANGEROUS SHOCKS. THE EQUIPMENT TO ACCOMPLISH THIS SHOULD ALSO BE DOWN THERE. ONCE YOU TURN THE SUBSTATION ON, WE HAVE POWER, YOU CAN RECEIVE YOUR OOM-CLASS UPGRADE."

"Should be easy enough with her helping me, we crushed those Imperials back there."

"SURRENDER ALL HOPE OF ANYTHING BEING EASY AND YOU WILL SURVIVE BETTER. NOW, PICK SOMETHING TO DO. I WILL REMAIN IN CONTACT..." Merxelles finishes his briefing as he hoops something to you, a personalized handheld holograph projector which he can lend assistance with.

>What will you do?
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>>4659446
First priority is getting the power back on. And the shields. Then we should get our upgrade and use our new EXTRA BRAINPOWER to try and recruit some of the locals to help locate and retrieve supply ship stuff. With that Merx can hopefully build whatever he needs to get the cruiser back in order. And if not well at least we'd have reinforcements.

So I guess
>salvage an arm, grab Mimve and get down into the substation.
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>>4659449
support

>>4659446
Also asking General Merxelles on ideas to getting the locals feed. That would be an additional means to get further assistance from them. Food and shelter.
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>>4659457
>>4659449
This should be the way to go. Supporting both of these.

Also, man Stud Bucket is operating pretty far ahead of his specs mentally so far, pretty impressive for us honestly but I don't think it'll be that good if we fry ourselves early. Here's hoping we get some upgrades to our computational power relatively soon after we get the foundry up and at'em
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>>4659449
Support
>>4659457
I don’t think we can offer them food, but weapons, shelter and technology can be given instead

And lastly, unless Mimve destroyed it, the emergency beacon puts us on a timer. Even though SB doesn’t know let’s try not to move fast.
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>>4659479
Let’s try TO move fast, typo
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>>4659449
Support
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>>4659449
Support

Also we need to get our octa friend up and running after we get the foundry online.
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>>4659441
>[CHEERING INTENSIFIES]
That is kind of always the reaction to seeing the Emperor kek

>>4659446
This data is unbelievably valuable, not only could it expose Palpatine for the fraud he is, but it could sunder the Empire to pieces.

>>4659449
This.
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>>4659449
+1

Shit man, Merxelles is a smart cookie, he's already figured out what the majority of the galaxy couldn't, i'm pretty sure not even the protagonists knew that sidious orchestrated the war
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>>4659521
Just think that this little chair could be papa Palpa's undoing just because Newt decided it would be a good idea to have it save every conversation over it and store it.

Also this is very bad as well because the moment our Droid uprising kicks off and Palpatine somehow catches wind or senses it before we cam expose him we'll have the biggest target in the galaxy on our backs and then its VADER TIME, or worse yet TARKIN TIME because he'll rape us with the Death Star.
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Actually, does the DS1 even function by 2 BBY?
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>>4659528
Which is why we don't just try to go uprising. See, this is an Star Wars side story.

This means that everything we do, we do alongside the plot. We don't change it. With our success, the original trilogy should go basically the same way.

So like, instead of leaking this information to the holonet or something, we stealthily give it to the fuckin' rebellion or something. It changes our stuff, but not the movie's
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>>4659549
I mean, we have the universe to play with and history that we could attempt to change, buuut making our mark does sound really nice too. We fight a war in our sector and give the Imps hell even if we ultimately get defeated, but in the end we manage to give the Rebels that data so after the Civil War is over the galaxy remembers the Droid army and not with fear, and the unlikely B1 that shut down getting the truth out. Maybe they'd name a ship after Stud Bucket.
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>>4659562
Eh...there's not really any need to loose. We can succeed, as long as we do it without interfering with the main plot.

That, is what is necessary. Basically all of the star wars side stories, even crossover ones, basically happen within the framework of the story but without affecting them.

You know, kinda like how Rogue One explained the Death Star Deeta. Except, y'know, we don't need to die.
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>>4659569
Or we hack the death star and blast Palpy's ass into the next dimension.
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>>4659569
Gotta die someday, if not in this quest and we join the Rebels then the civil war, maybe at Endor, if not there then in Thrawn's campaigns, and if not there? The Yuuzhan Vong war. Gotta die someday.
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>>4659575
Well yeah, but that could be said about literally everyone. There's no reason why we have to die in action like this.
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>>4659580
I just get a bad feeling when Stud Bucket speaks, I feel like he's gonna end up going the Jyn Erso route in the end.
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>>4659583
Hey, the droids of Kalani managed to survive, right? At least, the majority of them.

Obviously, it's dangerous, but i don't think Stud Bucket will just die like that.
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>>4659449
Support dont forget to keep her safe and warn of the dangers
Also good thing our processors are in our head they should be pretty easy to put on another body
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>>4659571
Blow up Nukes inside it after crash landing our ships onto the surface during the Battle at Yavin IV with boarding troops
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>>4659583
I kind of hope we ignore some of the newer movies or nitpick
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>>4659607
>Flamethrower
I see that the space Geneva convention is still not a thing
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>>4659630
Hope we can be the reason people want to make one
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>>4659633
Robots don't need to breath so we can go full WW1
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>>4659650
>Droids with Poison Gas, Acid, Incendiary and Radiological weaponry
Terrifying but I don't see it happening if we want to convince people to join us willingly
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>>4659656
>willingly
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>>4659650
Yeah no
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>>4659669
You sure?
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>>4659650
Did you forget pretty much all stormtroopers wear helmets?
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>>4659674
I don't think they are NBC or CBRN approved
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>>4659667
>Both droids look at a Coruscant glowing from all the radiation through the thick dense poisonous atmosphere courtesy of all the bombardment
>SB: Fat Head
>TD: Yes
>SB: Are we the baddies?
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>>4659656
>join us willingly
I mean, Merxelles basically did he say he wants to create a galactic nation ruled solely by droids who watcy over the organics. I don't think hes the kind of guy who wants to give anyone a choice.
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>>4659674
Look at the neck gap it does not look very air tight
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>>4659682
This reminds me ever notice how much metal is there they must have stripmined hundreds of solar systems to coat a planet in that much metal
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>>4659709
>galactic nation ruled solely by droids
If we ever reach that point i purpose the name Zero-One
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>>4659674
We’ve already established these helmets do nothing. Besides, radiation damages everything in high enough amounts, even droids.
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>>4659678
Funnily enough the one thing stormtrooper armor was good at was making sure the environment didn't kill the troopers. They'd need a few extra doohickeys to keep going through a long term engagement with dedicated anti-personnel gas but if you just dropped a gas canister at their feet they'd have plenty of time to get out of the gas unharmed. The suits in totality even provide protection against vacuum for a very short time.
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>>4659919
This also we are going to work with organics so let's not schorched earth everything
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>>4659919
Well there's always psychological warfare we could upload isis style execution vids
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>>4659935
That's not how you get the people of the galaxy on your side.
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>>4659953
>While all nations employ it, the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) lists the tactical goals of psychological warfare (PSYWAR) or psychological operations (PSYOP) as:

>Assisting in overcoming an enemy’s will to fight
Sustaining the morale and winning the alliance of friendly groups in countries occupied by the enemy
Influencing the morale and attitudes of people in friendly and neutral countries toward the United States
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>>4659961
ISIS execution vids dum dum. All they do is make you look like an asshole to literally everyone who isn't already in deep in your little murder clubby.
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>>4659961
He meant the ISIS execution vids anon
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>>4659969
>>4659972
Yeah those might be a bit extreme
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>>4659446
Can we get an upgrade to our brain power so we can make quick minute actions real quick? Does Merxelles know where we can find a field repair kit? Being a B1 battle droid we're probably going to need to weld, duct tape, and glue our limbs back together very frequently.

When we're ready to go, lets got the armor off the corpses.
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>>4660321
We're out of power, anon. That's why we need to turn on the generator, because we're out of power for stuff like that. Why else would Merxelles stay as half a droid?
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>>4659449
Support

Priority should be
>Power
>Shields
>Brain

If Mimve hasn't destroyed that emergency beacon we're soon gonna have company and we need troops to meet them.
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i kind of just want to see a b1 droid in a wife beater
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>>4660401
I wanna see Stud Bucket with a General Grevious Chassis. Maybe we could LARP as him if we have enough materials. If there are Vibro knives on this planet, maybe we could find or make swords?

When we get the ship up and running, should we just move the foundry and some volunteer locals into the ship and fuck off? I'm kind of worried about the empire sending a fleet to kick us.
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>>4660426
I think we should go friendly looking mister bones
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>>4660434
>A giant Skelly Droid
How terrifying

I had a thought, since we probably won't have a stable supply of Tibanna gas for infantry blasters for some time, how about we make Lasguns?
>Cheap: Don't need gas, only power
>Hitscan and zero recoil to offset poor B1 accuracy
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>>4660426
Nah Grievous was a hunchback chump. We need his feet though. Fuckers could grab into solid steel.
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>>4660447
https://youtu.be/5Bvwvr5pMYk
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>>4660454
That really is low-key terrifying though.
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>>4660459
As yeah so for now tape a knife to our arm stump
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>>4660401
What about a virgin killing sweater
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>>4660446
I'm referring to this mister bones content://com.brave.browser.FileProvider/images/screenshot/16137823184501948718146.jpg
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>>4660497
Someone needs to draw that with join the seperatists above it
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>>4660401
I'm personally thinking about going the Gundam route and wearing a badass cloak over our body. Cloaks are both cool and functional. Very good concealment for any weapons we need or even our body itself if we run into some particularly mean organics. We can basically end up being a modded b1 gunslinger kinda guy and that'd just be really sick
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>>4660523
>The Clanker with No Name
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>>4660523
We have smol child though
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>>4660543
Yes and?
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>>4660523
I support the cloak idea, and we should install heat things so we can hug Mimve without her getting cold. This is needed.
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>>4660567
Stud Bucket evolving into The Stud. Protector of the weak and an agent for the future for all droids
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>>4660426
I would really like that
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>>4660574
A stud is well a short metal spike its like there are stud tires so we are a bucket of nails instead of bolts
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>>4660497
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>>4660599
A stud is also a structural beam typically found in walls to support whatever facade you have in front of it. Be it dry wall or plywood. It is strong and holds this shit together. You can even smash a nail into the thing and hang your favorite pictures on it.

So too is Stud Bucket a stud.
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>>4660654
Good, goooood!
Now draw Mimve in one
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>>4660654
So instead of intimidating we can just become sexy.

Looking like Asajj Ventress with that sleeveless turtleneck
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>>4660678
No.
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>>4660678
I'm calling the police
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>>4660654
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>>4660678
Only if it's so big that it fits like a cloak.
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>>4660654
I can accept this even if i wanted it to wear deadbeat dad clothes
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>>4660702
>omnissiah
الكهنة التكنولوجيا خاسرون لول
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>>4660711
He needs to wear a Hawaiian shirt only halfway buttoned and cargo shorts.
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>>4660714
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>>4660688
General G with a B1 head wearing clothes that clearly where not made for him so he needs to super tighten a belt leaving most if not all of it hanging backwards get that rumpled trash bag look
or general g in a bananna hammoc the only underwear thats not a thong he can wear

Or a B1 battle droid with a yellow banana for its head acting as a mascot for somekind of tropical juice or snack becuse yellow is a superior ranking colour and "b4nana1 droid Juice is good for your little warrior at home containing potasium the explosive soft metal organics of some species need in there diet" perhaps "uncle rodgers preserved banana flavoured rations"
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>>4660714
>Xeno
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>>4660711
Have this incredibly relevant image as a consolation prize.

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>>4660729
>"Hheeeyyyy kids Rodger Rodgersson here and I have a sweet treat to show you! 100% quantum organic banana smoothies. Now with 3.1974508% more flavor! Look for it in the Nutrient Supplement section of your local walk-in self-serve Foodstuffs Dispensary!"
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>>4660742
Remake this with an AAT or equivalent CIS vehicle plz
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>>4660743
Now with non explosive potassium supliments that cant be reduced into soft mettalic explosives.
>banana candies
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>>4660742
>How well oiled is your chassis
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>>4660446
https://youtu.be/tnHyEhS1lSM
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>>4660714
Tbf we are basically the Necrons now, not Mechanicus.
>Ancient automatons fighting the Empire
>Awakened after a long time
>Majority don’t have sentience, only a few glitchy ones and the commanders

The only difference is we like small fluffy humanoids and don’t want to kill everything
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>>4660797
>How does one become a Necron
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>>4660797
This. Instead of Necrons, we're like....Nicerons.
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>>4660814
>Get the Fedoras
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>>4660811
Actually have found art for that will post it tommorow
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How old is Mimve?
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>>4660852
Twelve.
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>>4660871
Perfect
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>>4660875
>My Pedo senses are tingling
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>>4660881
Surrogate daughter/wife
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>>4660871
What race is she?
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>>4660882
>That second option Elaborate Or Be Eradicated
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>>4660890
She can give us oil baths and maintenance while she gets shelter and protection
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"We need that power on foremost, otherwise I can't get my upgrade! ...And maybe an oil bath..."

"THEN YOU HAVE YOUR OBJECTIVE. DESCEND TO THE SUBSTATION, BE CAREFUL ON YOUR WAY. TURN THE POWER BACK ON AND THEN WE'LL HANDLE THE SHIELDS."

"Roger roger."

"I AWAIT YOUR SUCCESS HERE THEN.... or your failure, b1..."

You leave back through the tram system and exit the command center to the Foundry. Walking back down the high flights of stairs on your way down, you pass by a line of deactivated B1 units readied to be loaded into an MTT.

"....Hmmm....."
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"Well, not like he needs it anyway right now."

No hard feelings brother, maybe you'll get a replacement whenever you come back to life, for now, you claim one of the spare arms of your brothers and magnetically reattach it. Pefecto!
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Now back outside again, you look around for any sign of Mimve, you were going to need her help after all. Walking around a bit, you eventually see her silhouette in the distance and come closer as she runs back to you.

"Bukett! Bukett! Found something!" She declares.

"Hm? What is this thing?"

Well let's see, it's a boxy device with a resonating BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. Did that come from the Speeder you shot out? Mimve's nod says yes. You feel like you should know this... give it a moment, it will come to you.

"THAT IS AN EMERGENCY TRANSPONDER. TURN. IT. OFF."

Oh, it's an emergency transp- Damn it! Jedi'd to the punch. Oh well, you switch the device off to stop that annoying beeping, it was like a crazy Astromech unit.

"WE CAN EXPECT MORE COMPANY IN THE FUTURE... UNFORTUNATELY. INCREASE EFFORTS, WE NEED POWER AS FAST AS POSSIBLE."

Man, he talks a lot.

"Mimve, I need your help. I gotta get the Foundry back online by turning on the generator."

"Genrator...?"

She gasps, a brilliant idea coming to her mind.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! I know help, know help that Bukett very might use!"

"Help?"

"Home town Sprawl has man that help. Engineer, he Corellian, nama Dugok Csiron Phaanell! He fix anything, get heat rods that warm town up, and genrator! Me this know."

"Hmmm...."

An engineer, and a Corellian one at that. Those Corellians were really good with technology weren't they? Mimve might be onto something. But on the other hand, that requires you going into a town of organics to recruit this engineer...

"Mimve can help get Dugok help Bukett! Mimve and Mimve sister can, he always at Cantina drinking. Oh, you should come, we sneak you in since it becoming night, maybe get caretaker give you something wear. Trust Mimve, this work it could!"

Well, she's jumping for joy now. She trusts you clearly after that skirmish with the Imperials, but then again, she is only a gullible kid! How are you going to secure the trust of a full grown organic? Well, the liberty the CIS could bring might be enough.

>What will you do?
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>>4660871
The question is, what is adult age for her species (Nelvaanians)?
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>>4660924
Man she's cute
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>>4660886
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Nelvaanian/Legends
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>>4660924
>Ask Maxellus for his opinion. He’s the big brain droid after all.
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>>4660928
No real way to know that so we'll say they have the same age standards as humans and leave it at that.
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>>4660937
I second this
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>>4660924
Lets do it, we can't rely on Merxelles to hold our hand on evwrything if we're going to be an OOM commander. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
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>>4660924
Let's see if her acquaintances can help us out. Wouldn't hurt to let her help us out on that front, plus if we get a good rapport with the locals we'll have more flexibility in our future and they'd get some droids on their side to defend against any dipshit imperials. Big win win I'd say
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>>4660967
Aw yeah
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>>4660953
>Corellian turns out to be an imperial spy
>Sets factory to self destruct
Nothing could go wrong
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>>4660924
We get to work on generator, tell Mimve to get back to town and get the guy but make sure she doesn't spill any secret and get the guy to swear to secret, and to make sure no one follows them.

Also what happened to the guy who tried to stab us on the cliff? We ganked him right?
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>>4661136
We shot him after we head-butted him
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Pulling out your communicator, you page General Merxelles. His holographic visage appears.

"YES?"

"General sir, did you get that? What do you think?"

"LEAVING THE AREA WOULD PUT YOU OUT OF THE SIGHT OF MY MONITORS. THIS HOLOGRAM WOULD BE MY ONLY EYE AND EAR YOU COULD REACH, WHICH MAY PUT YOU AT RISK. ON THE OTHER HAND, AN ENGINEER WOULD DO WONDERS. THIS FOUNDRY IS MADE TO BE MANNED BY ORGANICS... WE WILL NEED SUITABLE AND WILLING WORKERS."

"Alright, then that settles that. I'll go to... er, Sprawl. I'll get that engineer, how's that sound?"

"FIND A DISGUISE."

"Ohhhh! Blue mannnn, he also Droid like Bukett?"

"Yeah, he's my boss, technically."

"HELLO."

Something hits you just then and you holster the E-11 you had to reach into your backpack's storage for that Separatist seal pin Merxelles gave you. Extending it out, you offer it to Mimve, who looks with confusion.

"Hmm? What this?"

"THAT IS AN OFFICER'S MEDAL... USUALLY MEANT FOR A HAT. FOR NOW, LET IT SERVE AS YOUR PATCH. IT'S WHAT MAKES YOU FORMALLY APART OF THE SEPARATIST ARMY. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED WASN'T IT? TO JOIN US."

Mimve looks astounded, almost like she's about to pass a tear. Her people must not receive much in the way of gifts like this.

"Y-Yes! Yes! Oh thank you! I take, wear, be fedrate army with Bukett!" Mimve says, taking the pin and notching the Confederate Hex emblem pin to her furred cloak. She salutes the general with zeal in her eyes.

"SUCH AN INNOCENT OPTIMISM. I'M SURE YOU'LL PROVE VERY USEFUL TO OUR CAUSE.... HM HM HM HMM.... WEAR THE SHIELD ROUNDEL WITH PRIDE." General Merxelles encourages her before he blinks out.

Oh finally he shut up with his generally condescending tone. Alright, time to move out!
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"Alright, you lead the way-ay-AAYYYYY!"

"YAY! LETS GO HOME! MIMVE TAKE YOU! HAH HAH HAH!"

Accosted by the surprising grip of her small hand, Mimve takes you along with her back out into the snowy wasteland as she starts humming a song and dragging her weapons bag, leading you to her home town of Sprawl, where further misadventure was probable...
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THE TOWN OF SPRAWL.
FORMER COLONIST OUTSKIRT TOWN TURNED IMPERIAL SLAVE RESOURCE.
POPULATION: 500 COLONISTS OF AN ASSORTMENT OF SPECIES AND 40 OR SO HOTHIC TAUNTAUNS IMPORTED FROM HUTT CARTEL EXOTIC ANIMAL SMUGGLERS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liVSa76Scck
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>>4661222
We should really consider developing some droids that can work on other machines. Like the Droid equivalent of doctors?
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>>4661233
Engineers
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>>4661238
That sounds fancy. Yeah those.
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>>4661233
I think they had orange engineer/technician droids that could fill that role.
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Couldn't we try to (poorly) wear clone trooper suit or cloak? Heck, just use the sack carrying weapons to help break up our body profile a bit.
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>>4661242
We’ll just borrow/steal one once we get there
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"Halt!"

"Jabba's tits... Ugh, how may I help you this time, officers?"

"Your stay has exceeded it's permitted limit of three days by the Staff Sergeant, Bounty Hunter. You've got one tonight to clear out or you're joining the slave stock building Dunsal's new city palace. If it was up to me, I'd just have all of you scumbags shot on sight anyway."

"It ain't so wise to go pissin' off a Mandalorian now, condiment jars."

"And it's doubly unwise to piss off a whole Stormtrooper section, barbarian. You've got your final warning, clear your flimsy plated ass out by morning or we're taking you in with cuffs, or full of holes. Either way works for us."

"Hmpf... Tell your sergeant I'll vanish from this dung pit, then he can't stop wetting his glove."

"Move along, half-a-man-do."

"Right, see ya', snowmen."

Getting into the town under the veil of the night was easy enough for you and Mimve as you both creep in. The town was surrounded by fences and some small walls to protect it from wildlife, but these walls also acted as coils that gave off heat to warm the town in the middle of the frozen planet. Mimve seemed to know her way around quite well, and the both of you are sneaking down the dark and dimly lit alleys between shacks and buildings after hopping a fence using tree stumps she had placed and hid with snow.

"So, how much further?" You say on low volume setting.

"Down here, down here, live by south end, cold-ee-sac. Street lamp not work well and late, nobody out, everyone sleep when curfew happen."

"Hmm... Awful lot of Clone Troopers here... I got a bad feeling about this."

"Those Stormtrooper, white demons enslave my people... hate them."

"Who was that?"

"Mandlorian, he bounty hunter, hunt people for money and kill them. He show up some time ago. Now he gotta leave."

"Mandalorian... oh, yeah, those are the guys that fly around. I heard they were really dangerous. Wonder if we could recruit him."

"Not know if have enough credit to."
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>>4659446
I like this general fellow actually.
He seems like /ourguy/
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The two of you pass through the back streets and alleys, taking care not to wake up the sleeping bums and hobos as Mimve puts a finger to her mouth to signal quietness.

Up some stairs to an inn and over a solid roof, the two of you slide down a pole until you reach the southern end street, where Mimve's cul-de-sac waited up against the town's wall. There were many houses of the same identical shape arranged around in a circle, with one single lamp to light up the place. You'd be in light going to her doorstep, but it shouldn't take long.

That is at least the thought until Mimve subtly gasps.

"Nooo....."

"What's the matter?"

"There guard here. Not guard here before other nights...."

True enough, a Scout Trooper was standing with his speeder under the street lamp, looking around the lit area as he kept watch over the cul-de-sac.

"No sign of her. We can't confirm the graffiti rumor. I'll keep watch until sunrise."

"What's he saying?"

"Ohh.... I think dummy Eemrials trying catch me, arrest me. I use go out at night and make paint messages on walls telling Eemrials go home! Some homeless dumb Duro see me one night, tell guard people and they give him credits! But they need see me really know it me so can put me in jail. I no wanna go jail..."

Hmmm.... That Scout Trooper needs to be taken care of somehow. Your weapon isn't silenced though, damn. There are plenty of things to disguise yourself with around here, some drapes and awning curtains that will be missed. There is also a pen with a feisty Tauntaun whining in it nearby... but potentially some other stuff if you look harder.

>What do you do?
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>>4661222
kek, the droideka on the background
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>>4661254
>Free the Tauntaun, then grab the curtains for concealment
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>>4661254
Why do we even need to go into Mimve's house?
Can't we just go look for this mechanic guy?
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>>4661250
Those stormies are dead men.

>>4661254
Find something to throw, see if we can unleash the SNOW GOAT.

>>4661261
She said something about her sister and 'caretaker' giving us a disguise.
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Hey what if we dumped the beacon thingy here or near a refuse pile or a sewer to conceivably make it seem like it dropped and was activated by mistake or something...

Or just smash it here. Better they find it here and think it was troopers being dumb than at the foundry where there is battle evidence and dead troopers.
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>>4661274
The fact its turned off doesn't change that a detachment of army troopers suddenly went missing and a beacon was detected temporarily before going out. Them finding it here in town is going to mount suspicion. We should break it, but not here.
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>>4661254
We should have grabbed that vibro knife back when we were almost stabbed
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>>4661222
>droideka struggling to haul the imperial
Classic
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>>4661254
Let's take a rock and skim it off into an alleyway so it sounds like Mimve running and when he goes to check it out, we'll run to where we're going. It's foolproof.
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>>4661229
>SPRAWL
I don't like this name
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>>4661284
We gotta make up a convincing lie like a ammo depot explosion kill a buncha troops and place the missing trooper bodies there.
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>>4661290
Support, it’s worth a shot.

>>4661298
How unfortunate, the ammo blew up and destroyed 2 AT-DPs as well as a squad with no survivors
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>>4661290
That sounds reasonable. We need to be fast enough though.
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Hmm... Well, time to take a leaf from your own book. Using a rock saved you from getting skewered by a vibro knife which in hind sight you wished you had remembered and taken with you back at the Foundry, so rock must be able to work again here. You're a genius, you think as you pick up a stone fished from the snow. Actually, it was loose cement.

Either you'll be able to make a noise to draw the Scout Trooper's attention with, or since you're aiming at the Tauntaun pen, you might be able to set the big fuzzy guy loose as a distraction.

Here goes nothing!

>1d20 to USE ROCK.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>4661312
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>4661312
Goddamn rocks.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>4661312
Boop
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>4661312
Is he looking at... twilek porn on his pad?
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>>4661317
looks like twilek slave porn? or is it a twilek with a quarter staff? martial arts twilek porn?
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>4661312
It’s simply a Twi’lek drama tv show.

That also happens to have a lot of sex scenes
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>>4661316
oh taht's nice
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>>4661317
https://us.rule34.xxx//images/3770/1ef2fac5c2492d4f4acafd15aae0f172.jpeg?4267038
In both canon and legends Imperials love Twi'leks. But this image is actually sfw haha gotcha
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>>4661319
>stud bucket when looking up information on twi'leks: Wait it's ALL porn?
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>>4661325
well all there export is all drugs, whores, prostitutes, slave whores/prostitutes/exotic-dancers, porn, horny tv dramas.
like the stereotype is well earned
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>>4661325
>Always has been
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>>4661324
You have only disappointed our boners.
for shame
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>>4661332
>he can't get off to sfw stuff
Amateur. I bet you can't even bust a nut to some clean ass eyebrows hm huh hah.
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>>4661324
>muscle girl
My man scout trooper has some primo taste.
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>>4661339
Alright, we’re sparing him now. Men of culture deserve to live
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>>4661335
Best I can do is dirty bathroom tiles F40PH trains.
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>>4661369
What about photos of street lights?
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You sort of feel like one of those fancy self-learning computer banks that the Slicers the Techno Union hired to work at Geonosis created back about twenty one years ago. Right now you're self-teaching yourself and you just learned it's probably a bad idea for you to try throwing anything.

From a distance that is.

"KAGH!"
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Well, you hit the Scout Trooper at least before ducking back behind cover. Looks like his helmet did it's job though. He falls, but quickly sets back up and is now brandishing a generously sized stun baton. Oh Force.

"Alright, I don't give a frag who that was, I don't care if you're Lord Vader himself, I'm going to kick the ever loving drutash out of you for throwing that."

What's 'drutash'?

[ACCESSING DATABASE..]
[WORD; 'drutash' [] ORIGIN; SULLUSTAN LANGUAGE]
[DEFINITION; 'drutash' - Dung, Feces, Excrement -]


Uh oh. And he's gonna kick that out of you! That stuff comes from the cargo bay, he's gonna kick your butt!

"Oh no, oh crud, oh my... what do I do... what do I do...."

"He coming closer, Bukett! We need think of something....!" Mimve says, a look of terror about her face.

No krutash! But what exactly? Do you try taking him down when he rounds the corner? Try moving away and circling around him to get inside Mimve's house? That stun baton has electricity going down it! Your one (of many) weakness(es)!

>What do you do?!
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>>4661387
Are there any dumpsters or boxes to hide in nearby? If we can’t fit put Mimve inside and Pretend to be deactivated in a corner.
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>>4661387
HIDE
HIDE
HIDE
HIDE
HIDE
HIDE
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>>4661389
We can fold down compactly
Lets make like drutash and get dumpstered
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>>4661389
Just fake we're trash. Hide Mimve in the dumpster and then also hide in the dumpster, except we hide as an deactivated droid
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>>4661387
hide in a dumpster with girl, or crates
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Studbucket?
More like CHUDbucket
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>>4661459
Based and redpilled.
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>>4661459
Did you think I would not notice the fat fucking BULGE in his pants?!
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>>4661468
It's the holographic communicator.
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>>4661396
Yep this seems good on a side note the dice command is dice+?d? I'm unsure about the command
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4661761
Yes

dice+1d100 as an example
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>>4661778
Thanks I can actually help in rolling now
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>4661795
I'ma test my luck for the foreseeable future
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4661387
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>>4661376
Stop it. Your weirding out my footfag friend next to me.
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We should upgrade to one of these bodies in the future
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>>4661906
That like a magma guard?
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>>4661907
Kinda
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>>4661912
Ah I see, Saber droid. Couldn't read it at first
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>>4661914
Yeah its a jedi hunter droid that only appears in a niche wii game but it looks cool as fuck.
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>>4661459
Good grief.
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>>4661459
Is he chunky or muscular in this?
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>>4662042
Also is that a hollow husk that the head leads into an endoskeleton or is it just a hefty boy
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>>4662058
I didn't put any thought into this, and neither should you, anon.
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>>4662065
I'm sorry just why a neck beard B1
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>>4662069
Because Stud sounds like Chud.
There is no other reason.
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>>4661459
hmmm perhaps a skin suit would not be a bad idea for a disguise
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>>4661459
https://youtu.be/qX-YfuVQmX8
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>>4662128
Watch it creepio, next you'll be talking singularity engines and laser moons
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>>4662251
Is that like a moon made out of lasers or? Nah sounds like rebel propaganda to me.
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>>4662251
a laser moon is a retarded idea you can just make a big ship with a spinal mount or just shoot tungsten rods to safetly exterminate all life on the surface but leave a still working planet
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>>4662305
Too bad Tyber Zann took all of the ballistic weapons in the galaxy for himself, nobody can RKKV planets now.
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>>4662305
You don't even need to that just stick engines onto big rocks and boom planet killers
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>>4662332
Why put in all that effort when you could just create a hyper-virus to cleanse the entire biosphere?
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>>4662331
So lets kick his ass and take them back.
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>>4662347
One doesn't simply beat the man who can magically turn you to his side by throwing money at you. Also, he pulled this off so you definitely don't wanna mess with Tyber.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Battle_for_the_Eclipse
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>>4662344
How is making a super advanced virus that still will need all the time to spread and will be useless against any kind of sealed colony easier and more effective than just strapping some rockets to literal space junk?
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>>4662500
Because you need more than just rockets. You need to calculate the trajectory. And adjust for any unforeseen obstacles along the way. And then you have to manage to get past any defenses there may be against space rocks flying toward your planet.

And even if they have a sealed environment all it takes is some moron with a gun to blow a hole in a wall and ruin it all. Much easier.
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"Okay! I got an idea! We become trash!"

"We already trash, we live in povety in Sprawl!"

"No, no! I mean, let's hide in here!"

You motion Mimve over to the hulk of a big back-alley dumpster where trash dumped was picked up by a service Droid in the morning. It was large and spacious, it looked like both of you could fit inside with ease.

"Blegh..." She is disgusted by the idea, but it doesn't look like there's much of an option with the Scout Trooper fast approaching.

Lifting the lid up, you put one foot inside.

"Glad I wasn't programmed to be able to smell anything."

"Wait for me Bukett! Wait!"

She hesitated for a moment before running over...
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As you held the lid to the dumpster, your foot pressed into something soft and mushy, causing you to slip and fall into the trash piles as you lose balance. The cardboard box Mimve climbed up crumbled as she fell back off of the dumpster, the lid coming down to slam and nearly smash her delicate little fingers flat!

"UWAGH!" She yelped, falling down into the ground.

The footsteps out of the Scout Trooper were nearly there as he approached the corner. You could see out of a slit on the dumpster the disoriented form of Mimve sitting there on the ground, terrified!

"Ahah!" The Scout Trooper exclaims, turning to see her there. "-I knew it. I've got you now, brat!"

"N-No! Please no! Not what it look like! Not! Was just... was just taking trash out!" She lied, shaking the weapons bag she had.

"Little lying cur!" The Trooper storms over.
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"So you like throwing rocks at enlistees, eh?"

You catch a glimpse of the Trooper kicking her down with his boot! You feel... infuriated by that!

"I'll teach you a lesson, rebel dog!"

The Scout Trooper is raising the stun rod over Mimve's small form with the intent to strike her mercilessly! She's crying a few tears now as she begs him not to! The lid to the dumpster is heavy, you're having trouble pushing it up!

This situation just got worse than it possibly could, if only she hadn't hesitated! Your processor is on damage control mode trying not to overheat from the feelings going through your head! Feelings of rage and worry! And now there's more footsteps, more troopers most likely!

Do you lose it and jump out to try and maul the Trooper with your bare hand motors? Or... not?
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>>4662643
Beat him the fuck up, all or nothing now.
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>>4662647
Wait, we could just start knocking on the inside of the dumpster. He'll lift the lid to look and we can grab him and start choking the life out of him. Good luck getting them clamps offa your neck right?
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>>4662643
Grab some gooey garbage and throw it into his visor, then trip him up
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>>4662643
Maul
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>>4662643
M-Mando bro...?
>knock on the inside to distract trooper
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>>4662643
JAM OUR BLASTER INTO HIS SKULL, KHORNE DEMANDS SKULL TRAUMA

I mean if the fucking teddy bears can do it so can we
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>>4662650
>>4662655
>Knock on the inside
If we jump out now the Mando might reflexively shoot us
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>>4662650
This, knock on the dumpster to catch his attention. Theres the mando guy behind him and it cant be for no reason
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>>4662643
Dive out and strangle the scout, we won't let him hurt Mimve.
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>>4662643
Murder murder murder murder
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>>4662643
>Loom behind him
ROGER ROGER MOTHERFUCKER...
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Can we modulate our voice to be really menacing and booming?
https://youtu.be/rrlZ1Yas8PA

>>knock on the inside to distract trooper
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You guys realize jumping out is a retard move right? He has a stun baton, and a rock the size of our fist bounced off his armor and there is a freaking mando bounty hunter right there
Mimve taking a shock is worth not dying here and now
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>>4662665
Noone is drawn that way unless they're going to attack whoever they're behind

>So crack lid throw muck shut lid let mando work
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>>4662815
Wait that's too meta

Throw muck and jab at the Scout with the closest sharp thing inside the dumpster at his neck
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1) Make a noise while in the dumpster to distract/startle the trooper. Nothing identifiable... just punch the lid once.

2) The aim is for the trooper to stop hitting mimve and come check.

3) When he comes to investigate pretend to be dead/trash. If he discover us as an active unit then we fight/blast him. If he falls for it we attack him the moment he turns his back on us.
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>>4662919
We will get so many other guards on our chassis if we shoot a blaster
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>>4662932
go melee, blaster is last option
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>>4662952
Chop him in his throat. There's no armor there. Same for punching/kicking him in the dick. We should have enough element of suprise to at least grapple his arm and kino him where the sun dont shine.
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>>4662959
B1 don't weigh too much not good for grapple
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>>4662959
>Same for punching/kicking him in the dick.
He's totally got a cod-piece bro.
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>>4662968
Damn you're right. The black hair confused me.
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>>4662969
For real. I had to go back and make sure I wasn't losing my mind.
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>>4662643
Take him by the hand and push the stun batton to his throat
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No, letting this get out of hand would spell disaster, especially in this environment. You think, what would Mimve do if she were in your position?

*SPALCH!*

"Urgh! What the seven hells?!" The Scout Trooper exclaims, wiping his visor rapidly after you throw a slew of moist, rain-wet trash his way, blinding him while you bang the inside of the dumpster to draw his attention.

Your attempt succeeded for the most part, he takes a good, hard look at the dumpster, seeing your fingers sticking through the gap as you lifted the lid slightly.

"I'll have you scrapped next, Droid!" He warned, raising his stun baton. You didn't react, as you saw what happened next.

"I'll be taking that."

"Wh-Bwah?! Agh!"

From behind, another figure you heard approaching entered the scene, taking the Scout Trooper's arm with a steel grip to stop his assault!
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You quickly shot out of the dumpster, brushing yourself off of gunk before grabbing Mimve to help her up. The frightened Nelvaanian clung to you for protection as you looking up at new arrival confront the Trooper. It was that Mandalorian bounty hunter you saw earlier... he must have followed you. You and Mimve did pass his line of sight, looks like he can see in the dark.

"So, like pickin' on children do ya', snowman?"

The Mandalorian hoisted the Imperial up like he was nothing with one hand, slamming his back to the wall. He was six foot seven of blue and silver plated brawn, oh joy... You just hoped he wouldn't turn on you.

"T-That c-child is a re-bel.. sympath-zher!" The trooper choked out in the grip of the bounty hunter.

"On account o' what crime?"

"Diss.. i-...dent graffiti!"

"Well.... she wodn't the one who made it. I was." The Mandalorian told a blatant lie.

"W-...What?!"

"You 'eard me, buckethead. I did it, I hate the Empire and I felt the need tah' let you know. Ya' know... you Imperials always break down the same when you're against someone your own size. Were you gonna have fun power trippin' there? Beatin' a little girl up with an electrical rod, eh'?"

"I-I-I'm j-just following o-orders....!"

"That don't justify your action, gormless twat. I think you need a good hard lesson." The Mandalorian says, cracking the knuckles of his free hand by simply clenching his fist. He turns and looks down at Mimve and you both standing there frozen in shock. "-Well, run on now. Go home little girly, I'm about to have my visage join the wanted posters on the boards, heh heh."

Sheepishly, Mimve begins stepping out to leave the corner, and you follow behind. Halfway through, she stops and looks back up at the bounty hunter again.

"You... you not going kill him... are you, Mandlorian...? Killing wrong..." Mimve asks, like she doesn't even recall how she shot up a bunch of Imperials today.

The Mandalorian doesn't take his sight off of the Trooper, who by now was soiling his own fatigues. "-Naw... I only kill bad people, when I'm paid to. But I'll beat some up for free as well, all in good time now."

"...Mmm!" Mimve only nods. "You good man... thank you!"

"Hmpf. 'Protocol' Droid." The Mandalorian says.

"Ugh! Uhh... me?"

"Yeah you, the "Protocol" Droid." He says, as if intentionally disguising your real series with another lie. "You owe me."

That bounty hunter, his face was obscured, but somehow you knew he was staring at you with the kind of look that spells 'we'll be seeing each other again' behind his helmet.

[REGISTERED WORRY LEVELS INCREASING]

"Uhhh! Y-Yeah! Totally!"

You rush out of there with Mimve. She starts going on about getting you a cleaning but you zone out instead as she tugs you along by your hand. You just owed a Mandalorian a favor, and you didn't even consent to anything of the manner in the first place. This was either nothing to worry about in the long run... or very... VERY bad.
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>>4663045
Love your quests man.
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>>4663045
Gaw damn boah he stronk.
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For now, you just follow Mimve along across the cul-de-sac now that the Scout Trooper was being subject to a flogging from an oddly righteous Mandalorian. She takes you over to the building of her living and you enter through to a small hall with three doors for each of the building's tenets. It was an apartment more like...

One quick scan of an access key from her cloak and you're in.

"Phew... phew... phoow! We made it."

"Oh thank goodness! I felt like my bolts were gonna unscrew back there, that was intense! Ohh... I messed up with both of my calls, I'm embarrassing..."

"No!" Mimve states, grabbing your cold metal hand again. "-You not barrass, you try best protect me. You best friend Mimve ever wish for!"

"...Really?"

"Hmm!" She nods. "I swear on heart, mother tombstone and more! Now, we need clean you up and get you disquise, can't go through town as are, eem prials lock you up."

"That's true. I hope you got an oil pod somewhere around here, maybe then I can finally get that oil bath I need!"

The home is modest, for a poor place. There are pillows on the cement floor, and some stuff animal fur carpets. As well, culturally Nelvaanian drapes and clothes displayed on the walls, cooking equipment, and a Holo-monitor connected to the Holonet.

"Siiister! Mimve home! Come look what brought!"
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>>4663045
>“Killing wrong...”
Mimve you vaporised at least 4 soldiers with a detonator, I hope you don’t feel bad about those.
>>4663057
>”Mother tombstone”
>mfw
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"Mimve? I thought you were in your room, again...! Ohhhh! You must simply stop these adventures you take without letting me know! You know how worried sick me and Marjar'Hudool both get!"

Down the stairs and out from behind the door ahead comes a new figure. She wore a long white, silky skirt and a crimson and brown cloak with white and orange stripes. Her fur was a lighter shade of blue compared to Mimve. Mimve's sister was almost as tall as you, she had to be at least an adult. Oh, and she wore a feather in her braids, you thought that was silly but unique.

"Sorry! Sorry! But sister! Sister! Was really worth it this time." Mimve insists as she walks up and throws down her bag, spilling out the primed and loaded blasters she took from the battlefield. "-Got plenty of weapon! Now can give to other Rebel, start fight back against white armor demons! Mimve got hope, sister, hope!"

Mimve's sister is shocked with her maw agape at the sight, and then quickly look up with concern at you, and then back to Mimve.

"I see you went... to the battlefield Marjar'Hudool said to never go to.... and you somehow reactivated the Battle Droids..." She sighs.

"And? They not bad like mistress said! They let me join fedrate army, there way more Battle Droid, enough kick eem pire off planet, sector! Maybe even nough save whole galaxy!"


"Mimve... I... this wasn't supposed to... you know the 'threat' we talked about..."

"Why you not trust me? Why Marjar'Hudool not trust me? I want do good, really I do! We no need hide and play sneak, we can fight and have Moff Dunsal get rope in front of all people live on Crondre!"

"Mimve, that's enough! Listen, you've been getting into more trouble lately than we can handle! The Stormtroopers posted a soldier outside to catch you even! They know you did the graffiti at the town hall, if you keep up with this mischievous behavior, they might find out more... and then the Rebel cell here could get exposed... we won't be able to funnel anyone else off world again to go fight the good fight elsewhere in the Galaxy... and if they found out about Marjar'Hudool and mine's secret.... they could send something even worse than the Moff's whole army....." Mimve's sister suddenly shuts her down to give a lecture.

"Look... we... we can't fight like you want to. The Imperials? They'd sooner kill everyone here than let the slaves find freedom. The best we can hope for is to fight from the shadows, hope they go after that dark Jedi Rundo and his pirates more since they don't have many leads on the local cell. So Mimve, you have to... you have to listen better and be patient...."
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>>4663079
Wait a minute. That's a really fancy flashlight.
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>>4663079
What an interesting tube she’s carrying on her belt
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>>4663091
Shiiieet
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"...we can't repeat what... pa and ma did those years ago shooting up Clones at the spaceport.... I don't want to lose you too, Mimve." Her sister says, looking off longingly at a framed image on the nearby table. It showed a family of these Nelvaanians, a little girl, a brawny father and a mother holding a baby with scruffy hair.

Mimve sniffles as she looks down at the floor, you don't really know what to say yourself in this situation, or if you should even enter. It would be rude, so you stay quiet as you watch Mimve wipe her eyes, you'd rather wait to be brought in by one of them.

"Mimve had really good plan this time... new friend Bukett have fawn dry, a-and says when turn power back on, we save Crondre from eem prials, Clone and Stormtrooper!"

Her sister's ears perk up as she looks to you with surprise and then Mimve with increasing worry. "What did you say? There's a... Foundry? A Droid Foundry?!"

"MHM! It okay and everything, Stud Bukett and he boss need get genrator on line! So I say I help him. We get Dugok and he help!"

"Dugok wouldn't do it for free Mimve, he'd want a lot of Credits, and booze.... and we only have so much here..."

"Well Mimve need it, sis! Please sister Nadish, help us! We get Marjar'Hudool to lend stash, we pay Dugok and come back with Battle Droid army, defeat Stormtrooper!"

"Mimve, no! That's a... that's... that's just a bad idea! Soldiers alone aren't enough... the Moff has starships, Mimve. He could... he could bombard anywhere off the map."

"Please, sis! Please Nadish!"

"Mimve... I... I can't... that just sounds... too dangerous..."

"Mmmm......."

Okay! Now looks like a good time to step in! This sister of hers... guess her name is 'Nadish'? She clearly needs to see that the Confederacy is to come back, and in style. Mayne you should lay a few charming words down to better convince her before Mimve gets really sad!

>What will you do?
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>>4663091
>>4663092
>>4663093
>recognise object
>trigger PTSD
>Flee in terror
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>>4663095
We should probably tell her that we can reawaken the gigantic starship and produce fighter droids too...and you know, everything else.

Let's just...ignore, the lightsaber for now. Just pretend it isn't there. Mimve comes first.
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>>4663102
Actually though, supporting this
>”The foundry is equipped with heavy shields and anti ship weaponry. If we can get it powered up, we can defend against anything!”
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>>4663102
>>4663107

I believe we should tell her all this. If she's not convinced of the potential military strength we have we can at least take the gamble of a more personal approach, basically swearing fealty to mimve's sister to keep her as safe as possible on our way. We may not be flesh and bone but we're unchained metal with a heart. At that point it's go time for a new directive I'd like to call "Big Bro Bucket"

Basically do what we have been but we now have more than a personal obligation to keep both herself and her smile safe
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>>4663102
>>4663107
+1
Also she said that they are able to funnel rebels off world, so if we get the foundry working they could send droids to other rebel cells thus supplying the rebel alliance (soon to be the new CIS) with battle droids, vulture droid, droidekas, etc.
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>>4663107
We could also find Vulture droids
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>>4663095
>"Uuuh actually we just need organics to help reactivate the foundry droids will be doing most of the clo-imprerial shooting"
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CIS priority is to protect the civilians and secede
Non military organics of this planet are recognized as citizens
Planet has... has been invaded, transponder signal has been detected... ship incoming
Bombardment is imminent
Activating the generator and defense drones is necessary to defend civilians
All computes
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>>4663102
I think count Doku and general Grevious also had lightsabers. As the troopers were acting against her sister she likely is not a jedi and she is probably not allied with the federation. She is just another civilian in a CIS system.
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>>4663095

>>4663102
>>4663107
Supporting this lot.

Also looks like these two are the kids of an order 66 survivor. Wonder if the older one managed to get any training before their parents kicked the bucket. (Also force sensitive Mimve is a scary thought)
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>>4663045
He's either going to prove a valuable mando bro space aussie ally in the future or a huge threat if we can't return the favor since we "owe" him.

>>4663079
She looks like she fucks human men.

>>4663079
Oh fabulous, we're dealing with a jedi and there's also a dark jedi out there too.

>>4663095
Lets have general Merxelles talk to her over the holo thingy, he might convince her with his logic. Meanwhile, we really need to get clean and a disguise
Lets just ignore the fact she may be a jedi for now....
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>>4663185
>She looks like she fucks human men.
On what basis?
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>>4663095
>LIGHTSABER DETECTED!
>BUT LIGHTSABER = JEDI
>ERROR; JEDI = DEAD
>IF LIGHTSABER THEN JEDI
>BUT JEDI = DEAD
>ERROR
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>>4663095
>We have a ship that could help with that! And a whole foundry ready for reactivation!
> Follow-up question, is that what I think it is on your side?
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>>4663185
Considering the fact hes about to be a wanted man real soon, I can already suspect what that favor will be. He'll probably want to hitch a ride with us for a while.

>fucks
Who knows

>jedi
We dont know that juuuust yet. Perhaps she looted it off a corpse, or got lucky and bought one.
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>>4663245
She's an female post-anakin jedi, for one
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>>4663317
why does it matter?
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>>4663329
Well, after the fall of the Jedi, the whole romance thing was no longer banned.
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>>4663095
Assistance required for foundry reactivation. Foundry is an advanced late clone war relic abandoned after the end of the war. Me and the General, a surviving CIS tactical droid, require organic help to online the foundry. Foundry, at peak performance, is easily capable of reclaiming the local sector within one cycle, and beyond. Imperials have been identified as republic hostiles. We seek to reestablish the confederacy of independent systems. Non military biologics are to have full citizenship. We know what Palpatine did. The time for action is now. You will not get a chance like this again
>also
Is that thing on your belt what I think it is?
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>>4663457
This

Battle Droids when operational are no joke. The bad blood of the past is gone now, we fight on the same side now Jedi, for freedom.
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>>4663095
Remind yourself that if what THE GENERAL said is true, the Jedi were just as fucked as you, and therefore, both have a vested interested in blasting the shit out of the EMPIRE.

Also, I'll forget to ask this meta question otherwise, but what's up with us being so fragile while that Mr.Bones droid was able to kick so much ass?
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>>4663497
It might have to do with the fact that we spent 17 years buried in snow. Maybe.
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>>4663497
Mr bones has decades of experience and a modified chassis
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>>4663497
We also have more emotions than sadistic bliss and homicidal rage well when it comes to emotions we are limited by them and experience
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>>4663095
We can get 1-2 star ships running. The 1 we came in, and I think one from the alliance? If we get the foundry up and running, we can overwhelm the Empire forces garrisoned on this planet, not to mention creating a FBO with the ship to transport rebel forces, and a foundry to produce droids and possibly more?

Say, where did you get that lightsaber?
>inb4 PTSD getting bisected several times by the Jedi

Also do what that other anon suggested and bring our General boss friend into the conversation.
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>>4663095
>Salute. "Greetings, sister of Mimve! I'm SB-62 but call me Stud Bucket! Me and my supervising commander have extensive plans to organize the Foundry into an effective force to drive off your oppressor! Beside the usual battle droids, the Foundry can produce heavy weaponry and even airborne craft given enough time. But! We will need the help of the common citizen to get this ball rolling and your sister has been exemplary in her service!" Bow your head. "So please, do not admonish her!"
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>>4663700
This but less formal for the first half
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What about the droid attacks on the wookies though?
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>>4663344
What I'm asking is why would she fuck human men as opposed to Nelvaanian men?

Why would she fuck men at all? She may be gay we don't know.

She might even fuck droids
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>>4664010
Because that's the way the phrase works. Also, usually, most anons who said that wish they aforementioned specific human.

Also, no, we're mimve's inhuman caretaker™
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>>4664025
Correct. We are Big Bro Bucket, protector of smiles and destroyer of kid beaters
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>>4664032
Yes, so that means the only one left to like the big sister are the anons, and anons are (a facsimile of a) human
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>>4663185
ᵇᵃˢᵉᵈ
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>>4663185
>space aussie
Morrison is a Kiwi tho
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>>4663497
Better programing and combat suite.

I was hoping to avoid Mr. Bones so we can steal his name.
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>>4664146
We could name another droid Mr. Bones.

What kind of upgrades should we look for if given the opportunity?
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>>4664267
Software
More knowledge and tactics information and special tactics on dealing with unusual situations.

Hardware
OOM commander upgrade
Anything to improve shock, water and energy resistance.
Any servo gear upgrades to steady aim, etc.

Frankly I'd rather we focus on making droids better and less quantity over quality.

If at all possible, I'd like to somehow combine Commando droids with a B1/OOM Commander droid together. Ideally we'd use the commando chassis with a head upgrade, with the added software of a OOM ontop of what comes with a commando software suite.

If at all Possible I'd like to make an entirely new line of BX series droids that are based on the commando and b1 series. Make them a tad shorter (less material and smaller target) that would probably look like a body Profile of a commando droid wearing some custom B2 Droid armor plates, with a b1 Voice, but carrying advance software of a OOM or something to give you a rough ideal.
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>>4664267
A reworked spine and legs. So we can sprint. Because a tireless machine that can run is scary.
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>>4664267
For an upgrade beyond just us, its possible give our octuptarra friend a B1 voice so it can talk, right?
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>>4664357
I mean we understand binary. It wouldn't hurt for it to be able to talk to organics but I wouldn't consider it truly essential. I won't oppose it if it comes to a vote or anything I'm just saying.
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>>4664366
I think some shielding again heavy lasers would be nice. Failing that, is there anything stopping us from giving it mini blasters and additional eyes to shoot down incoming rockets?
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>>4664454
A point defense octuparra sounds kinda rad.
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Posting some videos since we should work our how we're going to deal with Vader and Palps, plus the possilible appearances of Maul-with-spiderlegs/Maul-with-Robolegs/Comics!Inquistors/Rebels!Inquisitors and other laser swordies not on our side showing up sooner than later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPeI4mX8Nus
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>>4664492
I don't think we'll meet a heavy hitter beyond spider maul
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"Uhhhh, ahem..."

"...Oh. Greetings... I'm Naa'diss Kapache, but my sister calls me Nadish." The Nelvaanian welcomes you. Hey, why does that thing on her belt look so... uncanny to you?

"Pleased to meet you. I'm SB-62, but I go by Stud Bucket too." You say, waving.

"Ah, good to know. Never heard of any Battle Droids with names. I suppose you're looking for the Clones to fight?"

"Not at all, with the Republic gone, my mission is to take down the Empire instead! I reckon you and your sister can help me too, it's a benefit for everyone having your oppressors gone! And Mimve has what it takes to be a real soldier!" You say. Naa'diss gives you a doubtful look at that. "-I would know! She helped me take out some Imperial soldiers today with her blaster!"

Naa'diss seems surprised at first by your words, like she picks up that you're acting on your own, but she is now frowning. "Mimve! You... you got into a firefight?!"

"Yeah! I smoked imprial army soldiers! We blowed up walkers too!" Mimve says, much to her sister's dismay.

You elect to step up and show off your hologram, pressing it to page General Merxelles, who appears and looks around quizzically at the scene.

"This is my boss, sorta. General Merxelles."

"Unbelievable... a Super Tactical Droid...."

"WHO IS THIS?"

"We don't only have the capacity to make more Battle Droids to thwart those Imperials with ma'am, we also have a starship, and our Foundry can make fighters too."

"HMM... YES, THIS IS TRUE. I AM AWAITING THE RESURFACING OF MY MUNIFICENT FRIGATE. MY FOUNDRY IS FITTED WITH THE APPROPRIATE ASSEMBLY LINES TO SUPPORT PRODUCTION OF MARK ONE VULTURE FIGHTERS, BOMBERS, AND TRI-FIGHTER DROIDS."

"Exactly! Starfleet or not, you help us and those Imperials will wish they were never built... er, born! We'll force them out of this world's stratosphere and into the vacuum! I swear, man, ugh, ma'am, I aim to bring the Confederacy of Independent Systems back to life, and when I do, I'm not going to stop fighting until every last Imperial world is liberated in the name of freedom!"

"Yeah! We bring fedrate back, get peace! Life get better no under eem pire!" Mimve agrees.

Naa'diss sighs, she looks like she's staring daggers into your chassis.

"So you want to resurrect the CIS? Great..."
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"Only the Confederacy can secure the liberty and justice of the peop-"

"The Confederacy was about anything but liberty and justice, Droid. It was composed by the same corrupt megacorporate government viruses it claimed it fought against. The Trade Federation, Corporate Alliance, Techno Union, Banking Clans... The Republic taxed the outer rims harshly, yeah, but at least the Republic didn't mandate chattel slavery and abhorrent experimentation on it's own people like the Seppies did!" Naa'diss suddenly barks.

"Uhhh...?! Experimentation...? Slavery?"

"....SHE IS NOT WRONG. THE TECHNO UNION CONDUCTED EXPERIMENTS DURING THE WAR... ON HER PEOPLE AT PLANET NELVAAN, CHANGING THEIR GENETIC MAKEUP... FOREVER. AND AT RYLOTH, EMIR WAT TAMBOR HELD AN ARROGANT CAMPAIGN TO SECURE THE PLANET, GOING AS FAR AS TO KILL MANY INDIGENOUS TWI'LEKS AND ENSLAVE OTHERS. THEN AGAIN... THE TECHNO UNION WAS MOSTLY COMPRISED OF THE XENOPHOBIC SKAKOAN PEOPLE."

"That's an excuse, and a poor one! It wasn't just the Techno Union, the Federation brought ruin to Naboo nearly three decades ago. The Corporate Alliance damaged the holonet, the Clans had the CIS navy bombard inner core worlds full of innocents! I could go on and on, and I would know, I learned everything from my parents, who lived during the war. My dad... was one of the few taken for Techno Union experiments before he moved us to Crondre." Naa'diss ranted on.

"WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"

"What's my point?! Are you serious?! My point is, the Confederacy, the Republic, the Empire... even resistance to the Empire, we all got blood on our hands, no nation is perfect! It's just blind and ignorant to pride yourself on being the torch of 'liberty' among the stars."

"THE CONFEDERACY WOULD BE A SUBSTANTIALLY BETTER FLAG TO LIVE UNDER THAN THE GALACTIC EMPIRE."

"No, it wouldn't really. The Separatists were just as cruel and tyrannical as the Empire. If the CIS was back, what would change here on Crondre? We'd still be in poverty, and instead of Stormtroopers there would be Battle Droids patrolling the streets."

"THAT IS A FALLACY. THIS WORLD WAS POVERTY STRICKEN NINETEEN YEARS AGO UNDER THE REPUBLIC."

"And yet there were no armed men outside our doorsteps. Rationing helped ease the famine and made sure everyone survived, even the ones without shelter. There weren't many taxes to pay. There aren't any taxes now under the Empire... because they traded that for selecting citizens to enslave!"
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"Bringing the CIS back won't save the galaxy, bolt-brains. The hope and only chance we have is to try to join the Rebellion, so we can fight from the shadows to topple the Empire and restore the Republic." Oh no, she did not just drop the b-word.

"I STRONGLY DISAGREE." Merxelles remains staunch.

Well, she seems rather unconvinced still. Merxelles doesn't seem to think any solution other than bringing the CIS back is better too... but if Merxelles wants a galaxy managed by Droid rule, that means things can change, right? A Droid ruled CIS wouldn't do the type of things the megacorporations and their organics did, surely.

>What will you do now?
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>>4664519
Why not join the rebellion?
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>>4664519
We should probably throw in the fact that the Emperor manipulated both sides of the Sith and Repiblic. Both sides were exploited to his own malevolent ends.
The CIS of the past she remembers is not the same as the instance of the CIS in the present, specifically on this planet. A majority if not all the CIS assets, CEO's, bug wigs etc. have been liquidated into the Empire. The CIS of now can wipe the slate clean and start over. No messed up poorly funded and pointless experiments that have little to no impact, no morally abusive forms of slavery (criminal labor is cheap yo and is okay if they're terrible people), and no more Empire. You guys are surviving on this planet, which isnt entirely the same as living or prospering depending on which thesaurus you pick.

Point or the matter is you AND the Rebellion would greatly benifit from having a droid army ally against the empire, than not having one at all. You stand to lose next to nothing, but have everything to gain. I would also like to mention that I require a rinse off as I have been in a dumpster today.

Had to repost due to gram cracker errors. Who's got better word ideas?
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>>4664519
If what you're saying is true, then doesn't it stand to reason that the Rebellion is just trying to bring back the same ineffective system of governance that lead to the Clone Wars in the first place?

If it makes so little a difference, why not join us so you can help make a BETTER CIS? One where kids like Mimve won't need to suffer, and one where these same cruel experimenters are brought to justice? Would it not be better to finally have some input on how the universe would be?

We understand that the people don't really care what banner is flying over their streets so long as they can live their lives, but we'd like to make certain that the banner is at least friendly towards them, and doesn't force them to build palaces under threat of death, hence the need for the now reformed CIS! No more War Criminals, no more ineffective rulings. Organic compassion and robotic efficiency joined together for a glorious future, to improve the quality of life of peoples throughout the galaxy!


Also, I knew I thought she looked familiar, she's one of those blue babes from Gendy's 2000s Clone Wars! Now it all makes sense.

>>4664533
And yeah this too
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>>4664531
Alter this and say a third party directed both sides of the war and add that we are just the droids not the corporations
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>>4664516
I would also like to point out that, while we too can point out some of the flaws of the CIS (or at least now that we are aware of them), she's not mentioning any of the flaws in the Empire.
>trading having to pay taxes in exchange for selective citizen enslavement
It sounds like the people on this planet effectively live like cattle. Not to offend or anything. Just a passive droid observation.
>famine
Why haven't they created any greenhouse facilities to produce edible flora and aquatic life for consumption? We could do that right now if we got rid of the republic. Probably.

>>4664534
Is she technically a boomer or zoomer?
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>>4664536
How many people in the Star Wars universe are actually aware of Darth Sidious's true identity? Boss man probably still has the recording and could show it to the "maybe jedi" alien lady. Think that might sway her a bit?
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>>4664541
Yeah that sounds good
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>>4664541
Support
>Use evidence of Palpatine/Sidious as a bargaining chip. Also remind her that we aren’t against working WITH the rebellion to make a better future, just not joining them entirely.
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Also just look at how THICC the techno union made their men. I can see why they thought it was an upgrade, too bad they went about it in such a bad manner.
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>>4664516
She looks so cute when shes mad.

>>4664533
Support. We need to make it clear that we aren't bound by Gunray's bad guy programming anymore and that the Confederacy we intend to establish is a new one that'll be nothing like the puppet CIS of then. We truly do have the best intentions to help the people and the Rebellion and resist the Empire. We will raise a Droid Army that isn't full of killing machines but droids like us who can feel emotion and care for others.
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>>4664519
>”I have no way of being delicate at all with this, so I’ll just say it. The majority of these incidents were orchestrated by a cabal of corrupt officials (much like the precious republic of yours) but also were in part caused by the current emperor manipulating both sides. It was him that crushed the hopes and aspirations of the CIS, and the few good elements in the republic. Besides, even if you disagree with me, you’re still passing up a weapons factory that fell into your lap and a ally that will work with you until the empire is eradicated.”
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>>4664519
Keep in mind we're CIS droids not the organics that founded it. This means that we're programed with the ideals of the CIS not whatever failed realities it may have originally be.

If you help us restore the foundry we will be working towards the ideals of independence and freedom because we do not have the organic failings of pride or greed
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>>4664519
>>4664533
This but also point out that
>Taking out the Emperor is step one, and we all need to work together to get h off the throne or he'll turn us into scrap metal
... More like he'll send Vader to turn us into scrap metal, but SB has no way of knowing that IC
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>>4664516
Well we dont have any corrupt organic commanders as masters anymore now that me and the general has defaulted as the highest possible in the hierarchy.
And like i did not know about this but i do know about republic spies and well we are kind of restarting completly we dont have any corporate overlords as they got liquidated in all meaning of the word
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>>4664524
They want the rebublic back as its there "safe place" even the things some of them fight where from the republic itself
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>>4664533
>>4664534
>>4664541
>>4664553
>>4664563
Lets not use our ultimate trump card of the emporor and go with we are a diffrent group with the same name that no longer have any corrupt officals or double agents from the republic while the republic is pretty much the same but worse with a diffrent name.
Also if we ever need to do a holo appearance we need a kalee mask like general G or something geonosian as we are kind of there last decendants
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"Ma'am." You speak up, breaking Naa'diss and Merxelles from their staring contest. "I'm sorry."

The General looks up at you, puzzled. Naa'diss blanks.

"...Pardon...? Sorry for what?"

You place your hand to your chest. "-I'm sorry for what the Techno Union did to your people, and I want to make sure nothing like that ever happens again, to any species in the whole galaxy."

The General tilts his head, not anticipating a move such as this. Mimve and Naa'diss both stare at you, wide eyed and full of surprise to see a Droid say something like that out of nowhere, and on it's own. You clench the communicator tighter as your hand to your chest clamps down like a fist.

"I'm just a B1 unit, slightly smarter than one of those dumb 631s, I don't know anything about the Confederacy doing these... bad things, but I believe you when you say they did. I think you're right, no nation can be perfect, and even the best ones will have... what you said, blood on their hands. But you know what's so great about having a nation?"

Naa'diss and Mimve glance to one another before turning back to you silently.

"There's always another chance! Like what you want to do now, go join some Rebellion to make a new Republic to replace the old one with! Well, that's what I want to do, me and the General both! If the old Confederacy was a bad thing, then it was! We wanna make a new Separatist alliance, and one that doesn't hurt it's own people! One that really is fighting for the liberty of the people, against corruption, and taxes too!"

"Bukett...."

"I... I see."

"YOUR FREEDOM FROM YOUR PROGRAMMING IS PECULIAR. YOU ARE QUICK TO FORM NEW THOUGHTS... BE CAREFUL, ANOTHER LOGIC OVERLOAD MAY OCCUR."

"I don't even care if it does, I gotta say what I gotta say! I'm a Baktoid Combat Automata B-Series Type-1 Battle Droid. I was made to fight, and when the Clone Wars rolled around, they told me I had to fight for the Separatist Alliance to secure the freedom to secede and the fair qualities for the people! That's my mission, and kriff it, it hasn't changed just because the war ended, or the Republic vanished! My parameters were simply... modified."

You raise your hand and pump your fist, full of mechanical vigor and radical emotion.

"The whole Separatist alliance is gone. The time to rebuild better is now. No more experiments, no more enslavements, and no more tyranny can be allowed to exist! None of that! When we get the Droid Foundry up and running, it'll be time for those boys in white to hit the Hyperlane. W-WEEEeee can't look out only for-ff--f -the Core worlds, we gotta look out... for the little guys too! Planets like this!" You say, straining your processor far over it's capabilities.

"CAREFUL NOW..."

"Bukett!"
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You throw the holo-projector over to the table nearby, letting General Merxelles only have a view from the sidelines as you step forward and take over for him on your own. Naa'diss is stunned as you put a hand on her shoulder and look down into her eyes.

"You're -sshf-putting up-an-an whole Droid army for stake here. You... y-y-your town and peoPLE...-KCH-... and you-r-bbellion need us! So think... about it! Please!"

Slowly, you motion your finger over at Mimve, who perks up with a smile as Naa'diss looks down at her.

"Help us, so she can have a better future! So we can get outta this n-... nigh...nightmare that is the Empire!"

Naa'diss paces her view between you and Mimve, who puts her hands together and nods while smiling up at her big sister. Naa'diss notices your knees buckle as your power fluctuates and so grabs a hold of your torso bars to set you down to sit on one of the pillows. She sighs as she stands and rubs her temple.

"You do make a good point... Bucket. And frag it... you frustrate me because it's a good one. It's no secret already, I vastly preferred the Republic era to this one... and rule under a democracy than an oligarchy or absolute monarchy... totalitarian dictatorship, whatever you'd label the Empire. I do want freedom back, for the whole galaxy... and a brighter day for kids like Mimve to look forward to."

"Then sis..." Mimve says as she comes over and tugs at Naa'diss' cloak. "Please, help us. We got better chance ever now, even better than help others escape, go to Rebel Base in system, far, far away!"

"...I don't want you in danger, Mimve. A child like you.... shouldn't even have to worry about things this... this complex! These times are just horrid..."

"Mmmnmm! No worry about me, I strong and not baby anymore." Mimve reasserts herself, thinking for a second before looking at you. "And I got new friend Bukett, he protect me."

"Ughhh..." You rub your elongated head as your Droid brain cools down. "-Always!"

Naa'diss, despite being talked down thus far, still looks full of concern and doubt, especially for her sister. It was going to still yet take more to convince her.

"Enough I've heard now. More power to your sister you must give, Naa'diss. Young she may be yet, but full of potential untapped she remains. She knows what's she wants, and it is up to her to hone that. So says I, it is time to quit worrying so, we must all learn to let go. Mimve should be allowed to explore and do, fate has proclaimed!"

"Master!"

"Masta Hoodoo!"

"Hmm?"

"....A JEDI...."
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"Astute observation maketh ye', Droid. Indeed, I am, or I was once in time bygone, a Jedi Master, for left that order I did. Three years before the Clone War. Marjar'Hudool mine name be, and heresy be mine reason for my exile. I adhere to no teachings of yon Jedi nor the Darkness, I alone walk the path of mine own beliefs. Though, sad it is to see... what hath become of mine old Order at the sprout of their Empire."

The man standing in the door way was hunched over, short and frail from his ancient age. He was a Gotal, with two tall cones and white fur. He looked pained, but hid it behind his coarse skin.

"A... A-A Jedi...?!" You exclaim. Why do you feel the need to kill right now? Oh, right, Jedi Generals. This programming is a buzz, but you can keep it down... you hope. You have horrible memories pop up in your chip, of your brothers getting cut down en masse by a Jedi general from a battle. Believe that one was named... Window or something?

"Master, Mimve is... she's careless and has much to learn. She could get caught if I don't keep her in check." The Nelvaanian apprentice pleads to her Gotal master.

"I always sense the doubt you carry in my horns. You must reflect, there was a time when you and Mim'vess were the same and one. In time, the child shall yet learn, by trial and by error. A sound and collected attitude will grow, just as did in... you!" Marjar'Hudool says, suddenly poking his apprentice in the nose. The wizened old fart looks down at Mimve and motions with his finger as he smiles beneath that mane of his. "No plant grows that you do not allow to have an inch of starlight, yes?"

"Heh heh heh! Master, stop! That tickles!" Mimve giggles, grabbing her nose.

"Now as for you, Droid, you will get what you what. Your logic and reason, and the flame with which you wave it, has carried you though. A great stash of Credits for years I have kept, it will now be yours, to hire Dugok, and to begin your revival."

"Master, are you sure-"

"Always am. When the opportune moment is snared, seize it, not release it, you should, can, and will!" The Gotal Jedi nods to you and General Merxelles.

"YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND HOSPITALITY IS HIGHLY APPRECIATED.... JEDI. YOUR CONTRIBUTION NOW WILL ASSIST A BRIGHTER TOMORROW WHEN I CAN RAISE MY NEO-CONFEDERACY. I INTEND TO BRING SWIFT JUSTICE TO THE EMPIRE THAT BETRAYED US ALL. YOU SEE, THE REPUBLIC IN IT'S LAST DAYS AND THE CONFEDERACY WERE BOTH THE PUPPETS OF A SITH, I SHOULD WAGER."
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"Mmm.... so thought the worst then, have you? Have I as well. Always... funny, I thought, that the Republic would exterminate the Jedi the way they did. No plot to overthrow the Republic wouldst the Jedi make, even in it's worst hour, this I know! Of course... it should be a Sith who has blindsided us all. A Dark Lord of the Sith, he must be. In contact I stayed with a friend from the temple on Coruscant to the end. They searched so for that Dark Lord before the demise..."

"THE DARK LORD YOU SPEAK OF IS DARTH SIDIOUS. HE ORCHESTRATED MUCH OF THE EVENTS THAT LED TO THE CRISIS THAT ENDED WITH OUR WAR.... AND I THEORIZE HIS TRUE IDENTITY IS NONE OTHER THAN THE EMPEROR HIMSELF TODAY." General Merxelles says, the communicator flickering to reveal the comparison between Sidious and the cloaked Chancellor Palpatine.

Marjar'Hudool glares at the hologram while stroking his beard. "So do you..."

"The Sith... I never thought they truly existed." Naa'diss comes, speechless.

"But of course, the Sith does not want you to believe he exists...." The Gotal grumbles. He turns and begins to walk back into the other room. "Well, well! Late it is, rest my weary bones I shall, for the time has come. Mim'vess, give that Droid an oil bath, and a proper wear, if ye' would."

"Yes, mastah Hoodoo!"

"An oil bath!? Finally!"

"Wait, Droid." Naa'diss stops you as you get up and come over. "-I suppose there isn't any stopping it now... if you must try to enlist Dugok. But... I wish for Mimve to stay here in town, out of trouble when you do."

"Awww, what? But why? Mimve helped so far."

"Look, I'd rather you stay safe with the school teachers today, I don't want you getting into anymore trouble, especially after that graffiti thing you did. So... I'll go instead, with... 'Bukett'. I... want to see what he has going on myself, just to be sure."

"Well, uh, I guess?"

"HOW CAN WE KNOW THAT THE CHILD WILL NOT SPILL SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE WHILE WE'RE AWAY? CHILDREN ARE... GULLIBLE."

"Mimve and I assist the local Rebel cell. We're not truly apart of it, we just lend a hand to help would-be resistance fighters get off world so they can join up with the rest of the organization. Mim'vess has been keeping that secret well enough. You can trust her to avoid coercion at least."

"Mimve keep muzzle sealed." Mimve says, acting like she was zipping her mouth shut.

"THEN I SEE NO REASON THE CHILD SHOULD ACCOMPANY. LEAVE HER HERE."

"But... but I wanna come and help too! Me Mimve found Bukett, we did so much togetter!"

Mimve is pouting now, and it makes you feel weird seeing her do that. Like some part of you felt really bad about her having that sad expression and would rather see her smile instead.

"Remember, remember! No plant grows!" Marjar'Hudool calls out from the other room.

"Can I come? Can I come? Please! Pleeeeaaaaassseee?" Mimve begs.
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Naa'diss looks undecided now, so she turns to you for input. Are you going to make Mimve stay in the settlement full of Stormtroopers where's she might still be suspect... or let her come with you and Naa'diss to see Dugok on further business avenues? That Bounty Hunter from before might not be there to save her hide again should she have another dispute with the local unjust authorities. In fact, nobody will given how she said she was ratted out by a Duros bum, and this doesn't seem like the nicest of towns... but if she comes with you and Naa'diss, who knows what other dangers she might follow you into?

>What will you do?
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>>4664786
There's an equal risk in both options... we look highly suspicious in a group, two aliens and a droid, but leaving her here, even with a Jedi master poses a serious hazard... can we not bring the master along? If not, then screw it, I say bring her with us. Come up with the excuse that she's some kind of engineering prodigy and that we're going off-planet for an auction... double check the holonet for any droid auctions.
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>>4664786
I feel like she's going to be safer at the foundry than here. We just need to...you know, keep her there. In the foundry, and not going with us to the dangerous places.
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>>4664792
Nah m8, if I know the Empire then they'll likely have sent scouts to investigate the dead transponder. Sending her there would likely put her in danger. I just hope the foundry is camouflaged enough to hide itself.
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Can we ask how good Naa is with a light Saber? I want the little one to come with us.
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>>4664786
Lets leave her for the day and come get her back another time.
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>>4664781
>gotal
This guy must have some serious willpower then, being around droids or anything very electrical gives them headaches apparantly.
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>>4664795
I don't know about that. I mean, aren't we going to be in the foundry? That's where we're going to be, anyway.

But still, i feel like leaving her here might be dangerous...she was already under watch by the troopers for her graffiti.
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>>4664795
We should throw the transponder with a few corpses in the cave of some viscous monster.
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>>4664814
Nah we're going to hire the engineer to fix the ship.

>>4664837
Also yes, smart, do that.
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>>4664800
>Support, hug her goodbye first.
Once we get the engineer, we can pick her up again and bring her to the foundry. Not to mention she’s probably not coming back here for a while afterwards and the imperials might raze it while we’re at the foundry, so she should say goodbye to her home.

Besides, she’s lasted this long with her sister and C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ ̶o̶l̶d̶ ̶s̶p̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶z̶a̶r̶d̶ Jedi Master, she can last a few hours here.
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>>4664784
Leave her for the day, and come back and get her later.
Ask Naadiss if she's better with a blaster or a saber, and give her a blaster depending on what she answers.
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>>4664869
Leave her with a thermal detonator unless that will get detected
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>>4664786
I vote to take her with us. She could hide a small blaster under her robes, or in her sleeve for a quick draw blind firing shot. She might not hit anyone, but it might either spook them into surrendering.

How long would it take for us to trek back to the Foundry to add additional security measures, then come back to Sprawl?

Yeah it's kind of equally as dangerous for her to stay here than it is the come with us, so she might as well come.

>>4664790
The ex-jedi master is old. He probably needs some sleep and some prune juice in the morning.

>>4664795
You know. Now that I think about it, maybe we should has set up a remote detonated minefield around the Foundry with additional cameras the general count utilize to remotely trigger some thermal detonators. Then again, that would had taken up some time.
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>>4664837
Supporting this. Perhaps they will assuming that the "distress party" moved from the old location to a new one while they waited things out for help.

>>4664786
Can we ask the three of them where's the nearest cave of horrible monsters that the Empire troopers might not be aware is full of nasties?
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>>4664786

>>4664800
>>4664852
Yeah these two. We should 100% take her back to the foundry when we're going, but all three of us going to hire the engineer will look too conspicuous and she should lay low after what happened earlier. Make sure to explain to her it's about TACTICS rather than her being a youngling

>>4664837
I'd actually say don't mess the transponder - it's already given out a the foundry's location and putting it somewhere else (especially after turning it off) may alert the imps that something sentient is running about the foundry
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>>4664837
We already turned it off, what's da point?
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I for one am just glad we're getting that oil bath. Any ideas what we should wear as our disguise?
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>>4664939
A paper bag
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>>4664939
Big ol cloak

Cloaks are badass
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>>4664939
A hoodie just look down until we are in the clear or compromised so our rigid jawline doesn't give us away or act as a protocol droid
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>>4664939
Grouch Marco Glasses
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>>4664939
>>4664953
Cloaks for some reason are both ultra conspicuous and ultra stealthy
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>>4664852
We can keep her pretend to be a teacher droid about history from the Clone wars
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>>4664953
>>4664969
Cloaks are the objectively correct choice. Not only do they cover up our body, they're also normal around here (literally everyone but us, the stormcloaks and the mandos are wearing some)
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>>4665001
>History Teacher
>In a slave town
Let's just go with the story that we're an old clone war era cheap droid they bought for, you know, just work in general.
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Worst comes to we can bring her and dump her with Merx. He can use the holograms to keep her entertained and maybe even teach her some neat things about droid construction or history, maybe even strategy. Or politics

I don't think anywhere is really safe right now. Even with Mandbro taking the blame . And he was supposed to be gone by tomorrow anyway so he can't stay in town.

The downed ship might be the safest place. It'll probably only be occupied by squatters or critters at best and some old malfunctioning droids at worst. I doubt the Imps found it or it'd have been thoroughly scuttled. If we could get the Mando to work with us he could go with Mimve and Dugok to the ship. But if we can't get him on our side I'd put her in the foundry even knowing there'd be an Imp strike group heading that way. Once we get the power up even without all the resources we need we could probably spit out some amount of droids for defense. And all it really takes is a few droidekas and the Imps would have a very bad day.

If someone stops us and asks what we're doing we should just use the cover that we're scavengers going out to try and nick some goodies from an old battlefield and an engineer would be nice to have to maybe get a bigger payday. Stud Bucket would of course be playing the role of a hilariously poorly programmed Protocol droid.
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>>4665043
I like this
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>>4664790
>>4664792
>>4664799
>>4664908
>>4665043
Take

>>4664800
>>4664852
>>4664930
>>4664869
>>4664872
Leave

Hmm if I'm counting that right looks like we're tied. We're gonna need a breaker or roll or more votes to
>Take.
Or
>Leave

I'm gonna give this 20 minutes for a breaker or else I'll make a roll.
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>>4665914
Take
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>>4665914
>leave
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>>4665914
Upon further consideration I think we should take her with us we can't trust some of the locals
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>>4665914
>Take
Time to unlock force sensitivity kiddo
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>>4665938
As the troopers are aware of Mimve and she was snitched on we need to take her with us
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>>4665914
>Take, use her puppy eyes to convince the engineer
Alright, LET’S GOOOOO
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>>4665914
I think We have reached a conclusion of taking Mimve
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>>4665980
We have, I'm getting to updating.
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>>4665914
Take
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And then a call from sibling delayed me
Crappadoosky
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"I say let's take her, the farther away from those Clones, the safer I say."

Naa'diss mouths a sigh. "Very well... if everyone insists."

"YAAAY!" Mimve jumps for joy.

"We'll be heading out tomorrow, we should rest for tonight, it will be sunrise in five hours. There will be less guards around during the day, most of the slaves won't be around to watch, they'll be in Crondre City." Naa'diss says, turning back to the doorway. "....Are you really sure this is the best call, Droid? I mean, we'll be going to the cantina Dugok always hits up, full of drunks, lowlifes and..."

"Relax, I'm sure it will be fine, you'll have me there to protect you both."

"On the contrary, I think I'll be protecting you if push comes to shove, which I fear most, a life threatening confrontation will force me to use... my lightsaber... and expose myself as a Padawan."

"We'll be in and out, no time for dallying. If some... ughh... slime or something blows a top, I'll use hand-to-hand combat procedure."

"Yeah, Bukett strong! I see him take imrial army soldier out all on own!" Mimve supports your slight boast, pumping her hands like she was boxing.

"Alright. Mimve, wash him up now."

"Bukett!"

"Unf! H-Hey, what are you..."

"THANK YOU! BEST FRIEND EVER!"

Why was she squeezing your midsection now? Why did it make your systems heat up? You feel... weird.

"Weird..."

You don't have to speak your thoughts aloud you know.
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Now that that was settled, it was time for the best part of today, easily!

"OHHHHHH YEAHHHHH...... JUST WHAT I NEED..."

A nice oil bath! Seems the standardized living units in this town were retrofitted post-Republic era with oil pots for cleansing Droids and helping their up-keep. The one these Nelvaanians had was unused for a while, but the oil didn't spoil, it heated up just right to ease your rusted and frozen joints. You feel good as new, like you just came off the assembly line!

Not only that, but Mimve wipes you down with a cloth and some lubricant for metal after, leaving your frame spotless and sparkly! Nice! You could get used to this happening more often.
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After the relaxing bath, Naa'diss tells Mim'vess she can keep you in her room with her upstairs, so the little Nelvaan child eagerly leads you up to her stay.

The inside of Mim'vess' room is... colorful, the walls have been painted a different shade of pink unlike the grey of the rest of the housing unit. A window at the back above her bed gives a nice view of Crondre's moon and the stars as well. Her room didn't have much other than the bed though, there was a desk and a chair, and a box with a few hand-me-down toys in them. She seemed to mostly occupy herself with paint, and sketches.

"Bukett, come here, we get you something wear!" She urges you over to her closet.

The closet was full of stuff!

"Why do you have so much clothing...?!"

"Mimve love clothes and dressing up! But can't very much, too cold to outside. We make you nice disguise wear out in publick though, we get you nice outfit! Yes? Yes!"

She had cloaks, coats, scarves, hats, pants and boots galore! Goodness, what didn't she have?

>Describe or DRAW your disguise for wearing in public.
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>>4666103
While we play dress up, can we a quick weapon maintenance check? Our rifle, pistol, whatever Mim'vess found in her magical arsenal bag.

Hol up lemme pull up a shitty art program. I'm not even a drawfag but I'll give it a shot.
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>>4666103
> A regular brown coat with a light blue undershirt. Pants and a light blue World's Best Dad Scarf
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>>4666096
Heh, lubricant, heh

>>4666103
Lets totally rip off Cad Bane with a big hat and coat, or alternatively, lets get a big poncho and bandana and be a !space mexicano.
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>>4666103
I say we go both functional and a wee bit stylish. A nice gray cloak with some bronze buttons holding it together. Could have a few pouches and pockets on the in and outside because stylish function is in, baby.

Either that or a big ol tan hoodie along with some nice white pants so we look more like a hoo-man while retaining that classic B1 color scheme for the fun of it. Maybe a nice sorta face mask or something to cover up our droid face even further cuz redundancy is good

Either or sounds fun to me, I'm not too decisive on these so whichever one wins out wins out
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>>4666113
Just grab a circular sled and tape it to our head
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>>4666115
I'm fine with any sort of outfit so long as we can hide out hands, feet, and face.
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>>4666113
You have thirst posted for the last time, 7QH9JdbS.
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>>4666117
Like a conical hat? You want us to be viet cong stud bucket or something?

>>4666121
You fool, it's my fantasy to be force choked as apart of some kinky bdsm stuff.
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>>4666103
A cloak, wide brimmed hat and something to cover our face like a rebreather or mask.
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>>4666103
How good are the sketches cause I am open to having Mimve paint on us as who's going to take a B1 with comically large eyebrows suspiciously
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>>4666129
It will really help sell that we are a refurbished droid
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>>4666126
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>>4666132
Man that's a shitty door handle. Whoever slapped that together should be sued for doing such a piss poor job. Not up to standard CIS construction guidelines.
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>>4666129
>First day on the job as a scout trooper
>Training for years for this dream
>Loving wife with child on the way
>Spot a wanted delinquent child
>Move to apprehend
>Before you can get close a droid with angry eyebrows painted on stops you
>”What the kri-“
>Get stabbed by droid
>last thing you see are it’s ironically cold, lifeless eyes with false emotion drawn on its face
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>>4666141
>That door wasn't locked it just needed ~lubrication~
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>>4666144
This is the exact vibe I want
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>>4666104
>Support for equipment check, I also assume none of our weaponry is silenced? We should get a knife if we don’t already have one
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>>4666145
A properly fitted door handle cannot have its internal mechanism lubricated without first removing the protective coverings. I will not be deterred from my criticizing of subpar handiwork by unmotivated clods.

Unforgivable.
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>>4666144
Wrong, he's a scout.

Scout are known to be jerks even among imperial stormtroopers. He's got no family, he's some arrogant military academy type.
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>>4666103
So while I support this action here >>4666104 , and would really agree with Space Bandito here >>4666113 , I think we all know how this is gonna going to end. It's not exactly the most inconspicuous looking thing but it will blend in well with the surrounding tundra, while it can be adjusted in length for combat situations. Plus we have to let's face it, she is likely going to ask us to play Princess sooner or later, and I don't want to disappoint.
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>>4666238
I disagree, that doesn't look cool. We're still using an disguise.

We should use an full body cloak.
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>>4666238
Let's save the princess party for mimve bonding time rather than important CID business
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>>4666110
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>>4666113
??
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>>4666115
???
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>>4666302
Yes.
This.
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>>4666302
>yes
Space bandito, by the way cool quest. Just read the whole thing.
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>>4666301
Pretty cool, an efficient disguise.
>>4666302
Looks cool as hell, will probably have to switch to an blaster pistol for the desperado look. Reminds me of Cad Bane.
>>4666303
Looks like you're about to murder somebody. Not as well hidden as the other two, but the most effective.

I honestly don't know which to choose
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Clearly you must hate this >>4666301 one as it includes no gloves or shoes.

We need a backpack so our antenna can poke through and color it white.

I'd say blue grey backpack for carry and have a opening to pop our antenna out if needed, Charcoal boots long enough to hide a pistol blaster, white gloves and cloak that reaches our needs and covers our front, mask wrapped in a light brown bandana, with a ballistic helmet ontop, a sweater or trench coat underneath, and blue jeans. No underwear!
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>>4666302
>>4666303
I like these two but needs a bigger overcloak to breakup our profile and hide weapons
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>>4666302
>The cloak with patterns looks very local, helps us blend in with Nelvaanians, especially with our pointy face.
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>>4666302
yeah, this one
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>>4666206
Whatever you say Dorn
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>>4666302
I think I'm speaking for everybody when I say that this desperado look is probably gonna be the goat. Supporting this
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>>4666303
I'm pretty sure this one wasn't what they were going for. From what they were saying I'd think it would've been just one big ol cloak with a good and all that with extra pockets and stuff inside and out that just goes down all of bucket. This boy here looks like he's about to larp as some knockoff hobo Sam Fisher
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>>4666301
Fit on shoes and another glove and this would be the optimal hobo outfit.

>>4666302
Dios mio, its perfecto! But, I want to rip off Cad Bane completely. Could we trade the jacket for this coat >>4666301 piece and maybe have it a bit darker? That would be the best.

>>4666303
Looks like the outfit of a package delivery man who drinks monster energy and looks like norman reedus.
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Guys I notice a trend here
>>4659437
>>4664781
Red text indicates Sith, obviously. Well it was used here too >>4663095
To describe Mimve's feeling. I think its foreshadowing dudes, Mimve might be headed down the path of the Sith. We have to make sure she doesn't somehow.
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>>4666302
I like this one the most
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>>4666358
That, or she could just be a force sensitive kid. That being said we ought to do our best to keep her from anything TOO traumatic. Sith prey on emotional manipulation, and no one is easier to lead than kids. That being said we ought to not only lead her down a righteous path of grey jedi'ism, cause hoo boy did the order need reformation, but we ought to do our own research into force sensitives. Maybe found a CIS funded temple?
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>>4666364
>grey jedi'ism
Man, grey jedi are just weird. It's like they wanted a reason to allow good characters to use dark side powers and just went with that.

I mean, it's certainly better to have her maybe be teached by her sister and the old guy than it is to go alone, but like, I really don't see any difference between these jedi and how obi-wan or yoda acted in the original trilogy
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>>4666302
I like the desperado one the most, followed by >>4666303
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>>4666302
This
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>>4666302
This is it.
Damn for a disguise thrown together in a outer rim backwater hovel we're looking pretty damn cool
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>>4666302
With thiwcwe could probably hide a pistol under our right arm, or hold one with no one immediately noticing.
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>>4666302
+1
I like the desperado look
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>>4666475
Desperado is good I just imagined something else for the first option
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>>4666303
weirdly enough it actually looks like a alien instead of a robot
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>>4666302
Awww yeeeah
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>>4666338
I am fortifying this comment.
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>>4666141
my doorhandle is worse as it actually falls off
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>>4666677
the door handle rod is on the other side so i actually get trapped
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>>4666677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Y_2r9rNBg
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>>4666677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei6M9lvw9PQ
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>>4666302
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4
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are we there yet?
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>>4666988
NO, WE WILL RECONVENE IN 84 YEARS.
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Rolled 984147 (1d1000000)

>>4667016
The number I roll is the amount of years until this quest's next update.
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>>4666302
YES
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>>4667016
>>4667074
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>>4667074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e05ClTDW9F4
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>>4667016
>84 YEARS
>>4667074
>984147
>9841
>84

Yo hol' up
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>>4667139
this is extremely cursed what the fuck happened

>>4667074
RIP never gonna get called dad by Mim'vess
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After some time digging through the closet, you and Mim'vess both eventually gather together some pieces that you seemed to be taken with. Who knew a Droid was capable of such tastes.

The two bandanas you hide your Geonosian shaped snout with and a wide-brimmed hat fit perfectly. You stuff the leather leggings and shirt you pick out into your boots and slip on some fingerless gloves, donning a duster and draping a Nelvaanian poncho over it to complete your set. Your backpack comes off for now, you'll be able to survive without it, it's just more mass to hide anyway and you don't have a need for it's receiver as no signals are coming in that you are dependent on anymore.

"Well, what do you think?" You ask, stepping out to reveal your new disguise."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKAk6smXcwg

Mimve looks speechless.

"U-UWAAHHH!" She oogled you, "-SO COOL!"

The KYD blaster pistol you got from an Imperial Army Soldier will fit with this disguise perfectly for now, you kind of look the part of a gunslinger and it's compact to hide behind your poncho, which has pockets on the inside. Good thing Mimve kept that on her person, you'll leave the looted E-11 with her other guns for now.
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>>4667216
Cool
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With how late it was, it was soon time to rest as you got your outfit complete. Mimve yawned before throwing off all of her winter wear.

"Phoooo..... where Bukett going sleep at?"

"Hmm? Droids don't need beds, we just enter sleep mode and power down a bit to hibernate."

"You going sleep on floor then?"

Folding probably wasn't a good idea with these clothes on, might tear them. Folding wasn't required to shift to low power on the other hand. You walk over and take a seat at her desk for the night, locking your magnetic joints to remain like a statue.

"I'll be fine right here until whenever the sun rises."

Mim'vess shrugs as she goes to crawl into bed and roll over. For a few moments, she looks peaceful hiding under the sheets, you can see the subtle rise in her form from breathing. After a short while however, she rolls back and leans up, looking towards you.

"Bukett...? ....Can you tell me a story?"

Oh yeah sure, let's see what's in the memory chip....

...

Horrific war stories, oh joy.

>What will you do?
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>>4667216
A Fist Full of Credits

Coming to a holo cinema near you
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>>4667227
>THERE WAS ONCE A SMALL CHILD
>SHE FOUGHT BRAVLY FOR HER HOMEWORLD
>IT SOON BECAME FREE THANKS TO HER AID, AND HER FRIENDS.
>HAPPILY EVER AFTER
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>>4667227
Maybe we can try our hand at making one up?

Maybe a story about a little vulture droid who could would do the trick?
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>>4667227
>Activate adaptive logic protocols
>engage speculative scenario simulation
>create story for child
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>>4667233
Sounds interesting, and possible. Merxelles specifically said our freedom was noticeable, so let's test our creativity too.

Let's uh, avoid brutal stuff though. No war, only little vulture droid.
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>>4667227
>>4667227
>Well there was that one time my platoon was slaughtered by a jedi and I had to play dead

>Or that other time we were order to march in line formation into heavy blaster nests

>Or that other time where our own command call an artillery barrage on top of us

>Oh how about the time we were on a starship and watched as our brothers were sucked in to the void via explosive decompression!
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>>4667227
There was once a little Nelvaanian who was cute and funny...
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>>4667227
If its too hard on our processors to remember or make up a story, we can read her a book or story she likes, all we need to do is read so it will be easy on our computer parts.
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>>4667241
Finish that phrase, I fucking dare you
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>>4667241
Who had a puffy little cunny?
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>>4667247
perhaps our stupidy will lead us to tell a good story
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>>4667237
>>4667227

>>Activate adaptive logic protocols
>>engage speculative scenario simulation
>>create story for child
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>>4667241
>>4667253
>Her home was so cold her nose was always runny
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>>4667254
That’s it buddy, you’ve roger’d your last roger
<*Pew*
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>>4667227
She's from a jedi family right?
>Trawl our databanks for memories of Skywalker and Kenobi's antics
And put together a swashbuckling-ish tale

You can't tell me that the CIS didn't upload SOME information into their droids about the two biggest thorns in their side. Also that Kenobi guy was pretty impressive for a jedi organic
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>>4667227
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl, named Cinderella, who lived in a beautiful house! But Cinderella was stuck under an oppressive step mother, and her lived with her horrible step sisters! They would work her to the bone, making her clean the house day in and day out! One day, she had had enough of her horrible step-family. She enlisted the help of the animals, all the creatures of her home, to fight against their tyrrany! Cinderella and the brave creature fought hard,and managed to drive the horrible step family out of Cinderella's beautiful home, where she now lives happily in peace with all her friends. The end.
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>Have you ever heard the tale of Droid Plageis the wise?
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>>4667278
That's not the sort of story the organics would tell you.
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what if we tell Frankenstein but a droid/cyborg on a backwater world?
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>>4667277
Cinderella, but CIS propaganda
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>>4667283
>CISderella
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>>4667278
>>4667279
>It’s a confederate legend. Droid Plagueis was a Super Tactical Droid of the CIS,
Support, although I thought we DIDN’T want her to be a Sith
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>>4667287
We don't, and it's not a good bed time story. It has nothing to do with anything and we don't even know Plageuis is a thing! NOONE DOES!
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>>4667253
>>4667254
AND SHE HAD A PUFFY LITTLE CUNNY THAT WHEN TICKLED MADE HER FEEL REALLY FUNNY SO MUCH SO THATD SHE MAKE CUMMIES

>>4667239
Okay memery aside lets do the Vulture droid story yeah.
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>>4667282
i think it could be a fun thing
or perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za5qalOgt00&list=PLL0kUUHCSZA6VQjBcZ8TJ-tshEMyPsSt6&index=1
we tell her of the peaceful but adventure filled moomin valley with friends to play with
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>>4667295
You have brought this upon yourself.
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>>4667239
Like, maybe it could be a story about a vulture droid who was branded as defective because it wasn't able to fly, so they were put into reserves until they met a little boy who who somehow knew vulture language and also snuck their way onto base and befriended it. One day the base got attacked and to save his buddy he learned to believe himself and for the first time he flew and saved the base and the boy

That'd be a nice story
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>>4667298
moominvalley would be a comfy story
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What in the name of Naga Sadow's whiskers
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>>4667295
I am going to do violence to you

Personally and brutally
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>>4667311
can't uncunny the funny
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>>4667309
I'm sorry.
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>>4667317
I don't forgive you.
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>>4667317
https://youtu.be/eJrlezLvWnU
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>>4667317
It's too late to apologize.

It's too late.
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>>4667332
>>4667316
>>4667302
>>4667295
>>4667272
>>4667270
>>4667254
>>4667253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoPf8pvHls0
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>>4667240
this lmao
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>>4667228
>>4667233
>>4667240
>>4667239
>>4667277
>>4667283
>>4667285
>>4667287
support
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>>4667448
Damn dude how long do you think it takes to fall asleep?
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>>4667460
If it's me 2 to 6 hours
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>>4667460
well i have not slept and its 6 am so who knows
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Well, we can't tell her that, she might have those... oh, what were they called again...? Nightmares. She could have a nightmare! She needs to hear a more... lighthearted story. Can you even tell her one like that though? Thinking is hard... ugh.

"Uh, well, let me think. I'll try to tell you a story."

Come on independence factor, work! Work, damn it! Let the imagination flow, you must have one!

"A long time ago... uh... there... eh... was... a Variable Geometry Self-Propelled Battle Droid."

"Ahuh?"

"Aaanndd... it was malfunctioning. Which means... it couldn't fly... because it's a Droid starfighter and, um, that's bad. Because... because then it can't fight and beat the Clones."

"Oh no..."

"And it was... er, sad! Sad because it watched all of it's brothers fly up into space and it couldn't join them."
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"What happened to him?"

"Hgnnn.... it... met someone who, fuuu, cared for him! Yeah, someone who would be it's friend!"

[PROCESSORS OVERHEATING]

Oh shut up, I'm trying to tell a tale here.

"It was a Nemoidian boy who was assigned command of the base, and he was really young... kinda like you. Yeah, he was the youngest Nemoidian commander ever, and he would become friends with the Vulture."

"What they would do together?"

"Uhh, I dunno? Play? I guess they played, and did, uh, friend things?"

An organic likes playing, right? They wouldn't really understand what Droid friends do together, would they?
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"That sound nice." Mimve smiles with tired eyes.

"Oh yeah, it was.... until Obi-Wan Kenobi attacked."

"Obwan Kenobi?!"

"Yes, the evil general Kendobi! He was the most feared and evil man in all the galaxy, here to ruin... EVERYTHING! Because he was evil and no Droid liked him!"

"Oh my!"

"And he had lasers... which he shot... out of his... eyes! Yes, his eyes! He would slice innocent Droids to pieces with his lasers and burn down everything!"
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"And then, that evil Jed... err, evil general Kebobi sent his Clones after the Vulture and the Nemoidian! His Clones who know only hate!"

"Did they get away?"

"They tried, but the Vulture can't run, it can only walk! And the Clones were gaining on them, because they move really fast, faster than Droids!"

Oh no, she's frowning now, this story is turning bad. Quick, make it have a happy ending, Stud Bucket!
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"Erhh, but! But they escaped."

"How they escape?"

"Because the Vulture fighter... uhh... really wanted to protect his friend, and he is willing to do whatever-r-r-r it took, er, takes to do it! No matter what, the V-Vulture -tchhsz- will never let his friend get hurt, no good Droid doe-s-zz-s."

[STRAIN INCREASING; PREPARING TO ENTER SLEEP MODE]

"So the Vulture took off and flew at last, g-getting away from-zz-z the Clones and escaping to the Core ship, where they were safe, so they could plan to s-z-trike back and defeat the evil Obi-Wan, which... they did in the end! And that's my -zz-so-story."

"And then what happen?"

But you just said that was it-

"Oh, I guess the Nemoidian suffocated, there isn't any air in spac- I-I-I mean, uhhh... they lived... happy... after?"
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>>4667533
Thought that was George Floyd from the thumbnail
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>>4667306
This story was based on a vulture droid that exceeded their programming that was sent a shut down order and a lone republic engineer that reactivated it and was able to fend off the droids that came after him with the droids help
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"Hmmmm....." Mimve yawns, slinking back down into her sheet. "That fine story... for a Droid story..."

"Say, aren't you a little old for bedtime stories?"

"I only twelve.... I like hearing story any time... Mother always use tell me stories, whenever it day or night, and she always used tell me one at night. Stories make me Mimve relax..."

"Oh. Well, maybe I'll tell you a story again, another time."

"Mmmm.... I like that... phooow..."

"....Goodnight, Mimve."

"Goodnight, Bukett...."

It takes no time at all for the young Nelvaan to find slumber afterwards. So, with that, you ease off running tasks and slowly decrease your power, entering your own rest mode.
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>>4667551
Oh fuck it's headed straight for our eye!
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TRINARY SUNRISE.
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>>4667547
Mission accomplished. Smile protected.

It was a hard fought battle for our processors but we did it. That rest for our joints is well earned
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Standing up out of the chair, you look around at the sunlight filled room and see Mimve gone from her bed. A clock nearby indicates that it is seven in the morning, Imperial time. You can't smell but if you could, you'd certainly get a whiff of the scent of breakfast downstairs.

Heading down, you see the old Gotal Jedi and his two adoptive daughters having what measly portions they can for sustenance, watching a holo-broadcast as they did.

"Good morning to ye', Droid, the oil bath was nice for ye', I'd hope."

"Uh, yes sir, it was, sir." You reply, not wanting to seem disrespectful to the Jedi.

"Your disguise is... neat. Mim'vess and you have done a good job." Naa'diss says.

"Mhm! Bukett look good in hat!"

"Well now, he does look good, I can tell even opening my eyes is difficult. Droid, my stash of money is kept safely in my apprentice's hands. You get Dugok, and get to your work now, there is no time for lollygagging, nor dallying or wasting! Unomuno?"

"Unomuno?"

"Gotal expression, like 'got it?' or that Corellian one, 'capiche?' you see?"

"I'm ready to head out when you are, Droid. I'll just need a few minutes to get Mim'vess ready."
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"Roger roger." You say, standing off to allow them time to finish their breakfast.

Your optics wander as they eat, looking at the holo-broadcast displayed on the monitor above the table. It was showing off ships with wedge shapes, kind of looked like those Venators and Acclamators the Republic used back in the day.

"What's that?"

"Hm? Oh, that? Imperial propaganda, can't really find a channel that doesn't play some mandatory these days..." Naa'diss scoffs.

"I kind of like, because I just like the cool ships." Mimve says, biting into something fried and red.

Imperial propaganda, huh? For the navy it seems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TouCl6yp13A

"-oard this ship, all will answer their calls. With unstoppable steel prestige and bravery, the stars themselves are ours, and are they civilized through your efforts now!"
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"These vessels are top of their line, mounting more than one hundred guns. From this era onward, systems will be pacified, and lawlessness eradicated with righteous and stalwart ambition."

Sheezs! One hundred guns? Even a Lucrehulk back then only had like... forty Turbolasers!

"That sounds like a lot of weapons..."

"Oh, it is, the Imperial Navy is practically invincible these days, the Empire spends so much on it...." Naa'diss remarks.
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>>4667570
All this says to me is that the violence has escalated and the need for uparmed and uparmored droid ships is now. Merx you smart sonofabitch you better come up with something cool. Maybe make extra sleek downsized Vulture droids armed with singular disposable torpedoes. Big boom with all the zoom.
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"...And not only that, the Empire has as many ships as it does troops, seems like. See that one on the vision there? It's an Imperial-1 Class."

"Huhnf, doesn't look half as tough as they make it out to be to me."

"Oh, it's more than half. Technology advanced massively since the last decade. The Empire could have won the Clone Wars with a few Imperial classes."

She sounds like she means that...

"-thing shall perturb the might of the Imperial fleet, or your courage. Your handiwork, your spirit and intrigue in manning these batteries will see a galaxy safe for eternity ever more onwards!"
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"You know, they have a saying among the Rebels... one Star Destroyer is enough to take over a whole world."

"And at the helm of this majestic fleet, the flagship of all the Mid Rim; the legendary Bellator, the prime dreadnought."

Good kriffing holy Nerf, that thing looks like the Mandator the Republic was said to have back then, it's huge!

"The Empire seems to just... roll Star Destroyers off the press all the time too. You really sure trying to upstage a revolt against the Empire with your future Droid army is a good idea?"
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"The Mid Rim has never been safer than in the hands of the Imperial Navies' Bellator Fleet. With provision from the wise Grand Moff Tarkin, the Mid Rim is, and always shall be, secure. Join the Imperial Navy today and do your part in maintaining the glorious order of the galaxy, talk to your local Imperial recruitment offices. The Empire needs you.

"I'm not going to try stopping you, Stud Bucket, but you and your Super Tactical should just know, the moment some big conflagration really sparked in the Mid Rim, Bellator is coming to town..."

"Done!" Mimve says, pushing her plate away for Naa'diss to handle.

"Alright, let's get you dressed up properly."

You don't really know what to say back to Naa'diss, that was kind of pessimistic.

"Do not let it hinge on you, my apprentice only wishes consideration and carefulness. She is an open advocate of caution." Master Marjar'Hudool tries to ease whatever you may be feeling.

Well, it was about time now. Were you ready to go recruit Dugok?

>What will you do?
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>>4667581
I can't think of anything else we could be doing right now. Unless we want to ask Merx if he has a plan on how to deal with the bonkers space force that is the Empire.

So I guess
>Let's go get this engineer
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>>4667581
Let's go
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>>4667581
Well clearly we're just going to have to come up with something like super buzz drones to steal some of those ships
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....
Objective added: STEAL BELLATOR
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>>4667585
Just modify B1 Rocket Droids with modern tech
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>>4667587
Was it IG 88 who uploaded himself to a death star?
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>>4667583
+1

Also, you know these guys? We should make them a priority if we want to deal with those battleships, maybe throw them onto anywhere that has glass, or maybe even make ones the size of humans. Also also, we need scavenger droids, or at least B1s with large bags if we want a chance of winning this war.
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>>4667593
First test unit to be made is a buzz droid for Mimve like an RC car
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>>4667594
Minus the pointy bits that aren't the antenna though, at least at first.
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>>4667591
Yes, he was shooting mon cala cruisers at Endor after taking control of the DS2 I think
You know what that means boys

>>4667564
Theres always time for loli gagging master

>>4667581
Lets see Dugok now.
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>>4667598
Would be hilarious if we uploaded a brain nexus copy to the bellator
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>>4667585
I think we should utilize the fact that smaller droid vessels do not need to account for organic crew or material. So they can go absurdly fast. TIE fighters are fast as hell and they do so by stripping away armor and slapping it with a pretty meh weapons package outside of specialized vessels. But they still have fleshy pilots who can only maneuver so quickly. Modernizing droid fightercraft would allow for a ship with just as much speed and potentially more agility whilst retaining an armor profile and decent weapons package.

A fleshbag can only turn and burn so hard before its internal juices betray it. A droid doesn't give a fuck about rotational G-forces.

And larger ships have a harder time dealing with smaller vessels. I think the way to beat the big bad Star Destroyers is with ungodly swarms of fightercraft and upsized variants. Imagine a Vulture droid the size of a corvette or even a frigate instead of a fighter. Vulture no more, but a majestic eagle.

>>4667585
>>4667593
Man I completely spaced out and forgot about the buzzy bois. Radical.
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>>4667581
Make a note to not say roger roger, or simply roger. People might catch on.
Practice a few quick draws without firing the pistol so we're properly calibrated for hot hip firing action.

>>4667600
>victory through quantity
A swarm tactics sounds like a plan. Small, fast, and high maneuvering kamikaze variants of vulture droids sounds idea. A squadron of them could be protected by a group of heavier ones, and once their close enough they can make a a-line towards the nearest destroyer as fast as fucking possible. And let's keep in mind that if the laser doesnt destroy the entire droid, that shit is still going to be traveling forward. You're still getting fucked, destroyed, vulture or not.

I liked that anons idea for B1's with bags on scavenger duty. Land based scavenging would be simple, but what about space? We could get some vultures with nets and cargo bays to collect space wrecks, in addition to maybe some B1's slotted inside somewhere when needed to operate delicate equipment.
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>>4667596
Just keep it as a hamster ball then have the "fun" mode as a button on it
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>>4667606
Rocket droids bro or just hordes upon hordes of buzz droids with thrusters
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>>4667606
I'm 90% sure in the Clone Wars 3D cartoon there was a episode based around Plo Koon trying to defend his escape pod in space from being picked apart from scavenger droids, I think it got turned into a meme a couple years back. IIRC, they had jetpacks, small backpacks, and blow torches.
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>>4667606
Space salvage could potentially be done at high speed if you had a strong magnet on a maneuverable vessel. Maybe repurpose a tri-fighter and give it some magnets and net-tying buzz droid variants. They could yoink the debris and have it bundled up by a buzz droid that would then sit on the package as a beacon for collection and processing.
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>>4667614
Plasma cutters and a singular wrist rocket with a jetpack
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>>4667609
Rocket droids with solid tungsten rods or breaching explosive nose caps. Something something momentum will keep on going until something substantiall solid stops it, or apply anti ship rockets. Yeah. We got this. Ww just gotta ask our general about his opinion.

>>4667581
Speaking of opinion, let's get him an update on the properganda before we leave.
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>>4667617
We also gotta consider putting a foundry in a ship to haul the salvage there. Do ships need fuel?
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>>4667617
Dude computers and magnets don't mix we will be salvaging droids.
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>>4667619
Have Nadiss tell Merx about some recent history
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>>4667624
Nah not for picking up droids just the blown up shit which is already fried or never needed computing in the first place. Like Imperial wrecks or stripped armor plating. You don't just pick up your own garbage. You pick it all up. Waste not want not.

But if you want to salvage droids that were intact doing it at high speeds is a no-go. A big net is fine and all but a big net moving at 1,000 km/h will just tear right through something stationary in space. Unless it was particularly well armored. Keeping in mind that the net would have to be tough enough to withstand impacts at the same speeds.

Honestly it seems like a bit of a non-issue if the droids get a bit of software wipe from a magnet anyway if they're already needing to be treated as salvage. Though the concern for our comrades is very touching.

>>4667621
Yeah. Either for the engines themselves like Vulture droids do with fuel rods or for feeding the reactor to power the engines like most ships do. Though there are alternative forms of sublight locomotion. Probably not as fast as just strapping a rocket to your ass or an Ion engine though.
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Tractor beams do exist btw.
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What if
>sub-light tier ftl a small ship into a destroyer
Like the space equivalent of a rail gun
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>>4667646
Yeah but they're mounted to larger vessels and can only grab so much at once. Gathering everything in one spot to make it easier and faster to slurp up just accelerates the process. It also makes for good propaganda to say to people "We have a fleet of ships dedicated to cleaning up space so civilian and commercial ventures don't have to worry about pesky unexploded ordinance or pirates hiding in clouds of starship parts."
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>>4667650
Specialized scanner drones with metal detectors, thermals, motion, etc. All the good stuff to pick up chunks of space stuff big enough to be worth taking, plus Tractor beams from the larger vessels? Hmmmmm.
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>>4667649
>sub-light
>ftl
I don't know if I'm misunderstanding you or if you don't realize those are the opposite of each other. But we could just make an actual space-grade rail gun. It would be pretty niche though. And power hungry. But maybe instead of a big stronkin' warship grade one we could have one downscaled a bit and use it in tandem with traditional laser weapons to help punch through shields. Railguns for ray shields and turbolasers for particle shields.

>>4667654
Now we're cooking with OPTICS. Maybe even use some of the larger salvage dedicated ships for crewing auxiliaries to accustom them to space and make them feel like even more like they're part of a community by giving them an actively helpful and less dangerous job.
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>>4667649
Well, considering the kamikaze bullshit they pulled off in the sequels, weaponised FTL doesn’t seem too insane.
>Invent FTL cannon
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>>4667660
>the sequels
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>>4667659
How do shields work in star wars? The only space grade weapons I'm aware of are ship ones, and bombers. If flagpole sizes rail guns would work then by all means we aught to put this into practice.
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>>4667663
Star wars is just kinda weird in practice. They could feasibly create most of the stuff we could theory-craft today. But they don't because the aesthetic itself is lasers and space wizards.

Shields themselves work by science-fiction magic involving energy projection. They seem to function by either dissipating energy on impact or by acting like physical wall in front of solid objects depending on the type.

I'll admit I don't really know a lot about any of it. There's a lot of stuff.
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>>4667662
Fair point
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Now when you had a Droid Army, you had plenty of advantages, like not having to trifle with feeding them or housing them. Among many of the many other pluses that come with having a fully automated mechanized army, all units were equipped to forward data collected at a whim. Now, without your backpack, that is a bit harder. But, with the communicator you have, it is easier, as you only need to plug it into yourself, which it done via a small cable that can extend from the left side of your head. Doing as much, you send what you learned from that broadcast through the communicator to Merxelles. He'll make something more of it than you.

"Ready to go!"

Here comes Mim'vess and Naa'diss now. Both have brown hooded cloaks to mask themselves. Mimve's eyes really stood out under her hood.

"Nadish tell me that me Mimve can pass for Jawa so long as hide ears."

"Jawas are usually from other planet, they're a race known for exploiting Droids and coveting machinery. She won't normally be allowed into the Cantina, since you know, she's a child. Remember Mimve, no talking, only the noises I taught you, and keep your ears down."

"Well alright, if there's no further delay, let's get this show on the road."

"Careful... I sense the town is much more active than usual... with Imperial watchers."

Nodding to that, the three of you exit the home and head out of the cul-de-sac, into the sprawling streets of Sprawl.

Going down the roads around the houses along the concrete and gravelly lanes, you notice a distinct lack of speeders of any type in the town. Makes sense if it's a slave post, wouldn't want them getting away anyhow. Now, down the stairs to the main level, you reach Phosifor street, the hub of the town rests here, with shops and inns and business aligned down the long, and very expansive lane. There are people of various races everywhere, suited for the cold as they go about their day.

"Oh no..." Naa'diss says, stopping the three of you as she looked ahead.

"What is it?"

"An Imperial checkpoint, up there. They have a weapons scanner... must be looking for that bounty hunter, Mimve told me this morning about the Mandalorian who saved you both."

True enough, there were several Stormtroopers across the lane, directing the flow of pedestrians and scanning everyone for weapons, asking for tips about the Mandalorian.

"Can't we just go around them?"

"There aren't any other routes, the cantina Dugok usually hits up is past them there.... my Lightsaber's Kyber Crystal usually interferes with their weapon scanners so I can get my holdout pistol through... but it's going to flare on you, you're a Droid made of metal."

"Ahhh crud..."

"Bukett have any idea...?"

"Could try lying, you're just our protocol droid... and we gotta protect you from the elements with your cloak. My Force abilities aren't that well attuned as a Padawan... but I could attempt a mind trick."

>What will you do?
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>>4667704
What about vehicles? Maybe bucket could be smuggled in or under a vehicle provided it's large enough. Any sewers? You tried asking around?
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>>4667704
Lets ask her to give us the Lightsaber, we'll hold it up under our poncho directly at wherever he scans us to try and block it. If that won't work, I say try the force trick.

Also goddamn that trooper on the left of the pic has some big thighs
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>>4667711
ikr? them thighs don't lie.
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>>4667709
This could work. I'd do this, or hide in a cart if we can grab one. If they ask we can lie and say we're transporting something very sensitive to light, so looking in has a chance to damage the contents, and if that doesn't work then our last saving grace to get out unscathed is a mind trick attempt. If that doesn't work then I guess we take a hint from the joestars and haul ass outta there
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>>4667711
That chestplate is sticking out a bit too, might be a lady stormtrooper.
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>>4667704
Uh...shouldn't it be easy to pass Stud Bucket as some droid? I mean, there really is a big-ass surplus of B1s in the galaxy, it'd be pretty dumb to think no one would use them.
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>>4667740
The were used by holdouts the Empire had to crush after the war but should typically be banned, they are BATTLE droids after all. And in a poor fucking slave town a B1 would like sus
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>>4667719
>support, this is not the droid you’re looking for
Besides, they’re looking for a bounty hunter anyways
>>4667704
Anons, may I bring your attention to the really happy looking soldier on the right with a smoothie in hand?
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>>4667774
He's certainly chilling
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>>4667722
Nice triple dubs. That also gives me an idea.

Okay everyone, new rule. This is QT-69, you may thirst post her and only her from now on, anyone thirst posting Mimve again will be slain immediately. Alright, you got that? Good.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4667793
And to demonstrate my awesome power of eradication, I'm going to roll to kill you just for making that terrible pun.
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>>4667797
Normally I'd be defiant to the end as a cunnyssuer but somthing about armored soldier ladies ignites my ion engine so I'll agree to this rule
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>>4667800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khfgXR3xUYw
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>>4667797
>tfw no thicc stormtrooper gf to cuddle with while watching rebels get blown up on the holonet
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"Why don't we just sneak in through... a cart or something?"

"Hnn... Ah, yes, of course, why didn't I think of that first. There's a Rodian around here I know who usually handles delivering things, he works around the smelter. Most of his haul is normally metal, we've enlisted his help before smuggling firearms. Come on."

Seems like a plan. Following Naa'diss, you retread your steps a little and then turn off into another section of the town before entering a grounds dedicated to some forges and their smithy's who make various metalwork. As said, there is a Rodian in fact hanging around there, sitting near a cart full of metal plates and caps near some hay. As you approach, he takes notice of Naa'diss and grumbles.

"Greetings, Shint. I've come for another favor from you."

"Au rah, iki matthra shew bashow, Naa'diss, schoh cratta iki haktalas pimuuni nicrish bashow!" He says in his native tongue, pointing an accusing finger to Naa'diss.

"U-Ugh...? What do you mean? The organizers... didn't pay you?"

"No, they left me in the dark after they said they'd gladly reward me a hundred Credits for my work after all that time I spent risking my hide nearly getting arrested and tortured, maybe even killed by the bucketheads! As far as I am concerned, your pissant 'resistance cell' is dead to me, dog."

"Shint, please, this time is the most important of all, we only need to get past a weapon checkpoint. I promise you, you'll see change in the coming days after."

"Bah! The last promise made to my by you wannabe upstarts was a lie. I won't get off my ass and help again until I'm paid, I'm sick of getting no fruit for my labor, sick of sitting here parched and famished all day long. I could really go for a bottle of Quarren brandy right now.... my lips are dry. How much do you have, dog?" He mouths off another derogatory slur.

"....sixteen hundred credits." Naa'diss says to the Rodian. You could already tell that was a mistake.

"I want five hundred."

"Wh-What?! Five hundred? But we need it to hire-"

"You heard me, six hundred or nothing. I could call the guards and expose you for what you are if you keep bugging me. Show the creds and we'll get rolling." The Rodian firmly states, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes.

This reptilian bum seemed pretty uncompromising in his position. The bulk of those Credits were for hiring Dugok, and there was no way to know his price for getting on board. This Rodian feels ripped off, so he wanted a good chunk, and Naa'diss seems to be caught up in her thoughts. Maybe you could suggest she try the mind trick on him? Perhaps you could threaten him...? He doesn't seem like he wants any more excuses or words of coercion...

>What will you do?
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>>4667842
Mind trick him into thinking we have like only 150 credits.
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>>4667842
>>4667846
Wait no try and mind trick him into thinking we only have 160 credits and he probably misheard.

Probably easier and less work for her to do a slight of hand mind trick than a more forceful forget we were ever here handwave.
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>>4667842
Offer to get him booze from the cantina. If that don't work, mind trick him into helping.
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>>4667839
Anon no, they're the enemy
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>>4667842
At this point, unless Naa'dis has some particularly good dirt, leverage, or really anything we could say or do involving this asshole that we can use to get him to both help us get through and keep his dicklesnout sealed about our whereabouts and business, this route is a waste

If we got nothing we should find either an unattended container or just go in cold turkey with good ol speechcraft, sleight of hand, and or jedi bullshitery
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>>4667855
We could point out that him exposing us also presents more danger to this town and that he'll also be taken in for association, and if he says he isn't affiliated they'll torture the truth out of him with probe droids, he's an alien, the Empire is xenophobic against non humans. They literally kill his kind for any reason at all in public.
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>>4667842
"Who was this rebel organizer" modulate our voice for intimidation
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>>4667867
Pretty much this. If he tries to tattle on them, they'll go "Well how did you know about them?"

The Empire's tortured and killed for much, MUCH lesser reasons. Let's just find another way to get thorough.
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>>4667842
>Plan B, screw this guy
Try to pass little one as jawa and pretend to be even more retarded than you actually are. Maybe hide a weapon inside of us or something.
>Nah dude, it's not really a battle droid, it's like half of a battle droid chassis with a processor of a protocol droid
>you know, jawa's engineering
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>>4667847
>Try this first, say we have 116 (hundred sixteen is the opposite of sixteen hundred yeah?)
>>4667867
>Then this with bonus booze if he helps
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C'mon we don't need this reptile fag
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>>4667875
116 sounds better.....
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>>4667876
That may be true, but we can’t just walk away now, he’s just gonna eat us out for a reward. Either we get him on our side or he dies.
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>>4667879
*rat us out, not eat us out
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>>4667879
how silently can we kill him?
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>>4667879
Based droidfucker.
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>>4667879
>he’s just gonna eat us out
The fuck
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>>4667842
Kill him.
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>>4667842
Haggle thats too much and you know the empire would like too purge a filthy xeno like him also we dont look like a droid but a rutheless mercenary use that
Also we could use the com we have too the commander and have him talk with us as a inbetween
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>>4667931
For us i meant with us acting as his eyes and mouth peice and letting him negotiate
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>>4667842
kill him, fuck it
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>>4667842
>>4667875
>>4667847
Support mindtricking for a lower amount of credits and making him think he misheard. That way he still gets paid so he'll be more susceptible and we also don't need to slaughter him and act like a murderous droid infront of the jedi padawa who's still a bit suspicious of us.

Also wow something needs to teach Naa'diss how to bluff if even the droid thought she made a verbal misstep
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>>4668031
Backing this, failing that I say we promise him access to some preemo battle droids in exchange for his aid
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>>4668031
OH, or you know what, better yet, plant the weapons on HIM, and then go through the check point!
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>>4667797
pee pee very hard

>>4667842
How many weapons we got? Perhaps we can trade a pistol instead. He could keep it, sell it, whatever.
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>>4667797
This thiccness is against regulation. No wonder she's stuck on this planet with a crappy job.
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>>4667568
>>4667570
>>4667573
>>4667576
>>4667581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_HL9PUVQ4
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>>4667842
>What will you do?
"Fine. Five hundred including what we owed you before...plus a return trip."
We're going to have pass this check point AGAIN to return. So it's 250 to and back, plus we're paying him for what is owed anyways so it's technically 200 creds for the trip. Not bad. We want to leave on good terms with the guy cause we never know if we ever need his services ever again.

It's important to note tho, that whoever is the leader of Rebellion is stupid for not paying the guy. We have to win hearts and minds, if not paying people on time at the very least.
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>>4668189
The problem is we don't know how extortionate Dugok is going to be with his pricing.
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>>4668202
We can always threaten to shoot him if we fact check with the rebel leader and it turned out they did in fact already pay.
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>>4668207
Do we even have a line directly to rebel control around? I wouldn't think Naa just has them on speed dial. This is assuming of course that no one along the payment line just ate the credits and said they passed them on.

Ugh, organics shouldn't be in charge of payment and logistics.
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>>4668202
>>4668207
Threatening to shoot him is a recipe for him turning into a rat. We either shoot him or don't. It's not a good idea to half-ass it. Honestly, we should just appeal to his greed. He'll keep his word if we continue to provide credits. If anything we can add in:

"Honestly, I don't know about the others skimping out on payment, but we know you take risks for us and so at the very least WE will pay you on time whenever you help out."
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>>4668046
>Enabling droid slavery and selling out our battle brothers to a scumbag like him
Found the Hutt
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>>4668278
I never said we'd honor that deal...

Just don't want Mimvee seeing us... "clean up".
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>>4668189
This
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>>4668281
>Just don't want Mimvee seeing us... "clean up".
You...are aware that she literally blew up four imperial troopers with a thermal detonator AND was the one looting the battlefield for weapons to kill them with? If anything she's be cheering us on.

It's the older sister we have to worry about seeing us.
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>>4668300
Those were Imps. This guy ain't.
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>>4667853
>tfw no thicc recruit stormtrooper gf to cuddle with while watching rebel radicals get executed by normal rebels
fixed(?) it
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>>4667842
>>4667847
+1 for mindtricking him, but if that doesn't work

>WALK BACK FIRST before pulling out a gun and threatening him.
"Take the 16 or a hole in your head, and please don't do something stupid like yelling for help."

Also, if this ass survives, we're sending our octobuddy after him
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>>4667660
Apparently, that was what SW humans used before hyperdrives were ship-mounted. They just launched them out of a cannon
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>>4667873
This while giving the rodian 150 credits to stave off his threats
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>>4668381
support
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>>4668381
support
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>>4667660
yeah lets ignore what ever happened in the sequals because ftl is fucking jumping into another dimension instead of going faster then light in real space
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With the Rodian unwilling to budge, it was time to take a drastic action without causing a scene. You see Naa'diss snake her hand out of her Jedi cloak and she looks up to you for a moment. When it clicks in your head just what she intends to do, you nod.

Naa'diss bites her lip, and then waves her hand to attempt a Jedi mind trick on the Rodian who now raises his brow with the Force...

>Roll 1d20 to convince the Rodian.
>1-15; Failure
>16-18; Successfully haggle the price down to 160 Credits.
>19-20; Complete success, he does it for free.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>4668924
Is this best out of 1? Or odds are bad. But lets give it a shot!
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>4668924
Here goes nothing
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>>4668933
I tried boys, I'm not even mad. She did say she wasn't all that experience. Gotta sit in the grave we dug looks like it.
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>>4668939
I'm a little mad now that I realized if I posted later we would had gotten that nat 20. Oh well.
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>>4668939
NO ONE ROLL

HE DID IT
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>>4668962
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>>4668939
Yay use this
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>4668924
double nat 20 let's go
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>>4668966
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>>4668977
Let's try that again
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I want to hug Naa'diss
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>>4668979
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>>4668984
Hugs are for the child
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>>4668979
I need more 2002 animated clone wars grievous
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>>4668984
I want to fug Naa'diss
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>>4668994
no
that's lewd
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>>4668984
Anon no, that's how babies are made.

>>4668986


>>4668990
We all do.
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>>4668994
No bad save it for CT-69
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4668994
You didn't follow the thirst rule. Perish.
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>>4669000
https://youtu.be/gcEvwCECYlk
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>>4669000
Hugging is fine, hand holding is where the line gets drawn.

>>4669006
Based qm putting the fear of god into thirst posters.
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>>4669006
>>4667820
QM rolling so high for Hornyposter execution rolls all his quest rolls go to shit
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>>4669046
Some sacrifices must be made.
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Test
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Okay, I have some really bad news. My router just fucking died I believe, so I'm going to have to get a new one, most likely.
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>>4669160
I know the feel. Damn
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>>4669160
you got a warranty?
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>>4669174
It is unfortunate, my cellular is eternally image range banned for some reason so I can't post images from my computer to phone to here. I'm gonna order a new router and have it shipped asap. The quest might be on hold until then sadly. I'm so sorry.

>>4669208
...I've used this router since 2013.
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>>4669218
damn. got a twitter?
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>>4669218
Rip.
Well anons it’s hiatus time, any ideas on what to do while waiting or shall we just abandon thread?
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>>4669220
Nope! I've never wanted to make one. I think posting updates in /qtg/ is enough.

>>4669222
Any of you fellas have a recommendation for a good router btw?
How about in the meantime I sketch a request and catbox it?
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>>4669230
how about a a drawing of stud bucket in crayon by Mimvee

whats your price range for a router? got a service provider?
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>>4669237
I don't really care about the price at this point, I've been using netgear shit for nearly a decade, I'm willing to cash out. My provider is Viasat.
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>>4669240
What kind of netgear was it?
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>>4669230
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R2AZLD2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_X4MPJ1HF2GE4KFMMEMCF
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>>4669249
That's my go to
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>>4669248
WNR2000.

>>4669249
Hmm, I'm looking at it.
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>>4669240
>Mimve holding a buzz droid curiously unaware of what it is while Bucket runs over worriedly.

On a side note what time zone are you in?
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>>4669240
>router ded
Your ISP doesn't provide one for you?
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>>4669263
UTC -5.
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>>4669265
No.
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>>4669260
My parents use this one and it works well. Depends what your provided speeds are and Sq footage of home

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NF3K74H/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_52DEJG74G8WAZH6CATA3
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>>4669271
Cunts.
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>>4669249
>>4669274
Might end up buying one of these, I'm counting on a fast shipping since I got prime. Thanks guys, I'll try to get this sorted as quick as I can so I can resume.
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>>4669278
Good luck and may the force be with you.
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>>4669237
She's well beyond the caliber of crayons, despite being very young, she likes everything to do with paintings, especially the surreal type. Oh, and she seems to think Stud Bucket has four eyes, not realizing the form of the optics correctly.
https://files.catbox.moe/e1lkti.png
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>>4669337
If anything happens to this child I am going to blow up the moon.
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Also a heads up, the other giant Star Wars quest just returned, and while I haven't personally read it yet you guys might like checking it out to help fill the battle droid shaped hole in your hearts for now, the more Wars the better..

>>4669340
I'm surrrreee she'll be fine, sureeeeee.
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>>4669346
>I'm surrrreee she'll be fine, sureeeeee.
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>>4669347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av68J3VyJmg
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>>4669420
>Militant
>Hardliner
>Supports capital punishment "but only for real baddies"
>A real cutie pie

YOU'RE FUCKING A RIGHT SHE IS
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>>4669420
>Jaded corellian engineer
>Just wants a few days off
Metagaming time, when we reach him, we’ll tell him he can have unlimited off days after he fixes our ship.
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>>4669429
What game is this?
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>>4669439
That, anon, is the city state screen from Civilization V
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>>4669439
Civ V
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>>4669346
A cool one was a stormtrooper quest. Dude was up there with you in quality. Didn't even last a whole thread sadly.
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>>4669447
He's with the other quest anons now
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>>4669472
I wonder what quest anon heaven is like?
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For posterity, I have archived the thread.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Stud%20Bucket
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Well if qm isn't running then I say the anti-horny rule is out of effect. Hornyposters rise up!
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>>4669230
Whats qtg i cant find it
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>>4669476
What i love about modern archive is that it now auto updates past the archiving
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>>4669476
Everybody better upvote this at the archive, otherwise it’s gonna be a bitch to find later.
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>>4669420
>ywn get double teamed by mimve and naa'diss riding you dry and smothering your face with alien loli butt at the same time
Also, what we think about this Dunsal guy? Looks like hes gonna give us dis pear
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>>4669485
Quest thread general fagguette
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>>4669491
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>>4669420
>more QT-69 when
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>>4669579
When you invent stormstripper armor. The high heels are non-negotiable.
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>>4669491
Based, mimve and naadiss are pure sex
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>>4669579
I'd like to see her in the leia armor.
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>>4669827
with the helmet on of course
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>>4669867
Absolutely
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>>4669827
wait wait wait better idea.
black liatard with battle bikini tier armor
and the high heels
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>>4669960
no, just bikini armor, to show the skin
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>>4669986
I dunno man skin tight bodygloves can be pretty hot.
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lets not request porn when we cna isntead request something cool
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>>4670086
It's more of a joke than anything. No one really wants a trooper variant who isn't wearing enough armor to mount a jetpack safely to their back. Because jetpacks are rad.
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>>4670111
I WOULD, in fact, like to see QT-69 in Leia's Bikini Armor. But yeah, it's not really too serious
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>>4669420
Daughteru in cardboard armor wielding a water gun.
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Test.
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Be honest with me guys, is TROS worth a one time view IF I'm really, REALLY fucking bored? I already saw the first two sequel turds because friends wanted me to come with them one time and it can't be that much worse than TLJ, can it? I'm waiting for my new router to be delivered.
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>>4670212
No, not even. Even bored you're just going to infuriate yourself with it.
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>>4670155
You lie. Reeeee

>>4670212
TROS will literally spit in your face if you actually like story, or legacy. Straight up. If you were in a theater you'd think you were in one of those gimmicky 4D things like they have at theme parks. Fucking FAT loogie straight into your eyes.

If you just like pretty lights it's alright. I can't really say there were any high points in the film. But I'm not the arbiter of quality so take everything I say with a grain of salt.
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>>4670218
Is that so? I mean... I regretfully watched Anderson's Monster Hunter adaption, and I don't think any movie will ever piss me off more than that.
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>>4670224
>TROS will literally spit in your face if you actually like story
Disney's storylines? Hahahaha good grief no, they just rehashed the OT and incorporated a few elements from the EU's Imperial Warlord's story lines. I heard TROS is just a shitty version of Dark Empire too.
>If you just like pretty lights it's alright
Eh, I'm not that vapid so pretty colors doesn't usually impress me unless it hits the part of me that enjoys euphoric sensation. Is the space battle at least above TLJ's subpar space scenes?
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>>4670241
I cannot stress it enough that if you like the originals and have at least an IQ above room temperature this movie will hurt you. Because it completely invalidates every prior film.

I wouldn't say the cinematography is any better than the other sequels. So if you're hoping to see something cool you probably won't. Unless you think horses are cool. Then maybe. I think that scene was fucking stupid though. The space battles are liable to kill someone with epilepsy though so if you like random flashes of color and hard cuts every couple seconds you'll love it.
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>>4669218
shame, the quest is very fun so far. I will dutifully await your return.
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>>4670255
Sounds pretty trash to me. I'm gonna Black Sun pirate this shit just to see how shit it is and then delete after.
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>>4670262
This is amazing.
Don't worry bud, we'll be back in style eventually.
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>>4670268
You are braver than most.
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>>4670278
I have literally never been afraid of anything except bears.
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>>4670287
>inb4 some anon shows up and tells us he's afraid of literally everything except bears
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>>4660654
I just remember this and think of droids clunkily being naive in attempting to seduce someone
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4670397
I ROLL TO SEDUCE NAA’DISS (jk)

>>4670227
You are stronger than most QM, I haven’t sullied my eyes with Anderson’s MH movie, would you kindly tell me what it’s like and how it ends?
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>>4670415
Prepare yourself then.

The movie is just bridging off World's success, Anderson copy pasted most of World's cast into his shitty nonsensical isekai plot. The general gist of it is;
>Ancient Civilization builds magic pillar that takes to real life world, for some reason.
>US army gets sucked in and starts dying but Anderson's waifu outlasts them all.
>Also hey kids look at these cool miniguns shooting the big monsters, kinda makes you wanna join the US super military so you can man one of them miniguns too don't it wink wink wink wink wink wink.
>Admiral is played by Ron Pearlman.... for some... reason.
>I don't remember the Handler being that annoying surprisingly.
>the excitable A-lister gets his shit slapped, which is pretty funny honestly
>Meowscular Chef looks like Meowscular Shit because hollywood can't into making things look cute or charming whatsoever.
>Anderson literally copy pasted an actual scene from the game into the film. You can't make this shit up. https://files.catbox.moe/v3dkk4.png
>If you're like most who just wanted to see the cool Monsters because you thought the ecology movies were cool, you're shit out of luck. It's Black Diablos + Rathalos: The Movie, featuring cameos by Apceros, Cephadrome and Gore Magala appearing at the end to tip sequel bait.
>Rathalos is invincible and wipes out a shit ton of real life military and can apparently anime teleport behind stuff as well.
>The end fight has Rathalos dying in a really visceral way...... to a flare. It's as dumb as killing a goldfish by putting it into a bowl of water.
I hate it so much.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4670415
I roll to correct your morals
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>>4670450
I've made them worse
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4670415
>>4670450
You're doing it wrong. Let me slay this delinquent myself.
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>>4670434
A sizable Oof. I swore off movies with Milla shilledbyherdirectorhusbandovich after those godawful Resident Evil ones. Only good thing she's been in IMO is The Fifth Element and she was a retard in that movie. TFE isn't even a great movie. Just a fun one.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4670455
How do you roll so high
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>>4670463
All of you rolls have been over 80
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4670456
Whenever bad movies get you down, think about good movies that get you up.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085933/
This is my favorite movie, would totally recommend to anyone.

>>4670463
The dice is stronnnng with me.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4670474
You ever watch My Neighbor Totoro?
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4670478
A really long time ago. Bigger fan of Porco Rosso and Nausicaa honestly when it comes to Gibli. Maybe I should give them all a rewatch sometimes. Also that reminds me of the new Godzilla that some Gibli peeps were helping on, need to see about that.
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>>4670484
*Ghibli
crud
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>>4670474
Perfectly balanced.

That's a good choice. I always forget Bowie was an actor, too.

For me since I have a tendency to enjoy really fucking stupid or really fucking cheesy movies it'd probably be Demon Night. Tales From The Crypt babyyy. But Mars Attacks is a really strong contender.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114608/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_4

Of course I watched the old Sci-fi originals way back when so my film preferences should be banned in all civilized countries.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4670484
Wait Godzilla vs Kong?
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4670490
It was really one of his finer points in acting, not that I'm saying his role in Labyrinth was bad, just a bit zany.

God I remember that Mars Attacks film, the Martians really were the only good part. I hope one day we get another attempt that adapts more of the original trading cards to the big screen with the giant ants and robots and all that other insane shit the Martians do. Also good lord have you seen the crossovers they get into? Fucking attacking Transformers, the band Kiss, Popeye and shit.

Oh, if you cheesy movies you like some of Cheech and Chong's bargain bin flicks duuude.

>>4670493
Godzilla Singular Point, the new anime. I'm hoping it'll be an improvement over the last Godzilla anime series, the trilogy films on Netflix... they weren't especially terrible, just really unrefined. I'm also looking forward to lizard versus monke too just because of the Mechagodzilla rumor.
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>>4670463
Every high roll of his so far has been for slaying the horny, he clearly has god on his side.
>>4670484
Ofc you liked Nausicaa, it had a young girl fighting against an oppressive empire. Quite familiar...
Watch/rewatch spirited away. always epic, always good.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4670493
good lord you just can't win
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>>4670502
>Oh, if you cheesy movies you like some of Cheech and Chong's bargain bin flicks duuude.
Dafuq am I even trying to say, I must be high like Cheech and Chong.
If you like cheesy movies, those C&C flicks might be down your ally.

>>4670504
The movie was alright, the Nausicaa manga is more sublime though.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4670502
The Goblin King certainly had some PIZZAZZ to him.

There are trading cards? You're shitting me. I always thought it was born of some director ripping lines of coke while B-movies played in the background.

Peak stoner film in my eyes will always be Weekend At Bernie's and it isn't even a stoner film. Shit Cheech was in Spy Kids wasn't he? And fuck so was Danny Trejo. WAIT and Antonio Banderas. Spy Kids is a fucking Desperado reunion.

>>4670507
The Devil's Lettuce Strikes Again
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4670507
Aw yeah I read it really enjoyed the setting

>>4670505
We can always try again though what will happen when someone rolls a 100
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>>4670517
The series started out as trading cards yeah. I had some of them back in the day from grandpa, they were known as 'the' gruesome and unorthodox cards that no puritanical parent or teacher would want to see kids with, mostly because of how much gore and hardcore shit they depicted unironically. It's kind of funny nowadays since the Martians turned a bit more wacky in some material but those cards were completely serious back then, no humor at all, just edge. And giant ants.

Aw shit, I remember Weekend at Bernies, that's a good one. Oh, if you like humor, definitely watch The Naked Gun trilogy with Leslie Nielson, those were some of the most chuckle worthy films I've ever seen.

>>4670518
You did it, I knew you could do it! A round of applause for this man.
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>>4670518
Finally. We shall call on him in our darkest our to roll for the quest. (Basically anytime Mimve is in danger)
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4670522
Please answer the question what happens when a person rolls a 100 do we cease to exist?
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>>4670531
>what happens when a person rolls a 100
https://youtu.be/6U7rOUSvYM8?t=5
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4670529

Hey the alley scene was a one time thing and the thing before that alongside with the thing before that we'll keep her relatively safe
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>>4670522
That's pretty rad. I guess shock and awe worked to get the ball rolling so we could have some truly -special- martian shit today. Fucking Ants! To defend our mother Earth from any alien attack.

Surely you must be joking. If you want Leslie Nielson and chuckles it's gotta be Airplane! Inane old school comedy was the best.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4670543
Ah I mucked up that quote. Oh well. Guess I'll fuckin' die. Hundo save me from this shame
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4670548
I'm pretty sure you got it
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4670548
I'm pretty sure you got it
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>>4670549
Oh... oh no
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>>4670549
Nah, not the first one, the second one. It's "Surely you can't be serious.".

Oh woe is me whom even death will not kiss. But HOOO BOY did you just get shafted kek
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4670560
I'm die now
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4670572
I will roll for your eternal soul to be at peace.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4670574
DEMONS I SEE DEMONS
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Damn it was shite, not the worst I've ever seen but it's pretty darn close. That scene with the horses was the most retarded thing I've ever seen in SW, and the Sun Crusher exists for that matter.
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>>4670602
So which is worse, a fire Wyvern getting killed by a tiny ass flare, or the Space Horses running across a bloody Starship (why didn’t they just tilt that ship a little to make them fall off?)
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>>4670605
The fact that Kikelo Ren somehow got to diet Byss on a normal hyperdrive-less TIE.
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>>4670456
You have no taste
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>>4670607
Seriously, they just said fuck it and threw out all the established in-universe facts.
https://files.catbox.moe/pqepsf.png
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>>4670609
But Consider this, fOrCE hYPeRDrIVe.

The amount of bullshit they explained away with “because force” is unbelievable.
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>>4670616
>some fuckboy in the exec boardroom: Hey the force is just space magic right? Just use it to explain things so we can save time and money on writing lmao fuckin retards
Bastard probably got a raise for it, too.
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>>4670629
Why did they bring back midichlorians
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>>4670729
Because they have no imagination
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>>4670729
Because they have no soul
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>>4670729
>Hey kids love power levels right?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4670869
I prefer the original version they scrapped midichlorians before for a reason.
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>>4653123
>2# A fearsome B2 Super Battle Droid
Literally a rock. Shiny. Responds only to simple sentences and commands.

>1: Official Designation (2-XT)
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>>4654018
+1 prime directive
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4671010
Bit late there dude
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>>4671158
Maybe he thinks this is a skirmish quest?
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Test
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We're back in business boys.
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>>4671593
Pic of router
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4671593
>HALLELUJAH
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>>4671610
What the hell.
This is the new bad boy, sort of like this one >>4669274
I actually went to the city after work and picked it up cause I did a little more searching and saw it was available in store so I'm just gonna keep the extra I ordered online as a backup for the future.

Since it's late, I'm going to call it a night. New thread tomorrow.
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>>4671627
Proud of you, sleep well.
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>>4671627
Have a good rest
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>>4671624
Absolutely godly roll.
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>>4671627
Blessed with a 99 roll! Let’s hope this one lasts just as many months!
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>>4670212
Somehow, JJ Abrams returned.
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>>4671867
>Create a horror story with a single sentence
Success.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

Rolling to lewd mimvess
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4671888
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>>4671888
No.

Lewding Naa'dis? Fine. But not Mimve.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4671888
I shall carry out the thread father's will and smite ye
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4671888
>not rolling to strap on rocket boosters to our feet
Pathetic.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4672461
That's a good idea
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>>4672461
Wait did level open another thread?
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>>4673209
>>4673209
>>4673209
>>4673209
Flock to new thread.
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