Wealth, fame, power. Gold Roger the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the world had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas."You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to find it!"But if he saw the AUDACITY of this guy he might've added a stipulation! "No idiots with Straw Hats!"You can't believe this guy! Here you have a perfectly good little army standing between you and the gate you're meant to get through. But instead of having a good old fight he just skips the whole thing! True, he does have to conserve his energy for the important fights and you could also just fly over. BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?! That's weenie talk! And besides, you got a new move to try out! So you start running ahead and as you get closer the guards do finally take note of you."Hey hey hey. What's a kid doing here? Hey sonny! Are you lost?""Hey I think I've seen his face before. Doesn't he look familiar to you?""OUTTA THE WAY!"You rush past them, punching a few of them in the face but largely ignore them. When you get to the gate you do a quick you bust out your new move. A couple of moments later the gate in front of you flies off its hinges and crashes, all banged up and bent. You casually walk over it, leaving all the guards who were floored by the back-blast There are still quite a few there who don't exactly know what happened since they were far enough to not get affected by it but this should make everyones job a little easier."Knock knock.""Yo! You made it!""DON'T "YO" ME! You left me!"You skip out on the smack this time, instead option to look around the place. It looks like the whole place is hanging over some infinitely deep chasm, surrounded by waterfalls. There's a rather wide rocky bridge in front of you leading to a big town closed off by another gate, at the end of which is a big important looking building. It's ALWAYS the big important buildings where the baddies are so at least now you know where you're going."So... what's the plan?""The plan? We go forward, that's the plan.""And when you get forward?""I'll save Robin.""Hmmmm. Well Icecream said some funny things about that. What if she doesn't want to come with you? She'll destroy the world to keep you guys safe.""I don't care what she said! We'll save her and she can decide what she wants once she's no longer forced into anything!"That's a plan you can get behind. Luff looks ahead and starts cracking his knuckles."Those guys at the entrance said there are 10.000. guards in this place. You think what I think?">Yeah. Competition!>Nope. See ya sucker! (Fly over the place)>Other?
> Fly, then sonic howl them all together
>>4650021>Yeah. Competition!
>>4650021>>Yeah. Competition!
Then let us go on a joint rampage with Goofy!>writingAnd let's see who wins3d10+2 best of 3, dc 22, no crit
Rolled 5, 10, 8 + 2 = 25 (3d10 + 2)>>4650078Big numbers, no whammies. Except for marine faces of course
Rolled 9, 7, 9 = 25 (3d10)>>4650078
>>4650083Cmon 3rd 25!
>>4650092He-hey 25 nice!>>4650083>27Fuck
Rolled 4, 6, 7 + 2 = 19 (3d10 + 2)>>4650095Sorry, I am teh dumb
Rolled 10, 8, 1 + 2 = 21 (3d10 + 2)>>4650078
"Oh yeah!"You smash your fists together."It means there's plenty to go around!"Straw Hat agrees and you both start running toward the bridge. By the time you reach the guards it looks like they've readied their weapons and started to go on alert, most likely the people you left behind have reported that you're here. But they aren't quite on full alert."Hey report! What sort of an intruder are we talking about?""I-It's most likely Straw Hat Luffy and Cavalier Silver!"You make an explosive entrance and knock over several dudes with your first punches like a pair of bowling balls rolling over pins. But after the initial attack you abandon conventional tactics since these guys are just a bunch of weaklings. Straw Hat wraps his limbs around a guy and calls him "Ally Robo". He then proceeds to move him around like a puppet, forcing him to attack his friends. That's so dirty you gotta try it yourself! Unfortunately you're not as "limber" as he is so you opt for a different approach and after knocking a dudes lights out you pick him up by his legs and swing him around as your "Improvised Weapon". You make short work of the ones in your way and once you're close enough for the gate of the city you go over it either by flight or by jumping. Looking down at the gate you see two MASSIVE figures just sort of chilling on top of it."OY Goofy!""What Sissy? Don't you see I'm busy?""Look! Big men!""Ah that. Probably giants. I met two before.""G-Giants?! Are they strong?""Yeah."You make a mental note of that because you like the idea of a big person following you around. Maybe once you're done you can pick one of them up as a crewmember. But not right now since they are sleeping and it'd be rather rude to wake them up.Once you're over the second gate however the real rampage can finally begin as there are a LOT more dudes in there in a lot smaller space. The government and navy guys can't spread out with all the buildings around, leaving them vulnerable to your crazy attacks. Luffy stretches his legs like a "whip" or a "scythe" and occasionally punches one guy into several other ones with his "pistols" and "rockets". You on the other hand draw your weapons and go crazy slicing and dicing people and occasionally firing your jezail into the crowd. You learned that if you hit one guy, sure it might make him kersplode but once the bullet goes past him it will only hit a few guys, but if you aim it at the ground it'll make a nice explosion like a mortar shell hitting 10 or 20 guys. You're such a genius it honestly hurts! And you even manage to solve the reloading issue by throwing the gun in the air, transforming into a bat and blowing some of your very fine and very volatile hair into its barrel before transforming back and putting a new bullet in.
"Gomu Gomu no Gatling! Stamp! Axe! BELL! Hey Sissy! You're lagging behind shishishi!""SHUT UP! I can't attack that many guys at once! Ah screw it!"You transform into a bat and unleash a scream which sends a lot of guys flying but it's not enough. Looks like you missed your chance because you could've done a lot of damage if you simply broke the bridge and made the whole island fall into the abyss. You start swinging your wings around and hitting large groups with your Hasshoken and you start closing the gap until you get hit by a massive iron ball on a chain and get sent into a building."Guilty! Guilty! You are both guilty!"A bunch of burly dudes showed up wearing strange armor and dragging those big iron balls around. Next to them are people riding large dogs with knives on their wrists. Looks like reinforcements have arrived."Filthy pirates! We are the Watchdog Unit of the Law and these are the Just Eleven Jurymen! Your rampage ends here!"Now you're pretty pissed. You turn back into a human and stab your sword into the houses wall. You run along the room until you slice through the whole thing. Grabbing it now you lift the whole thing and throw it at the ones who knocked you over. Their screams are drowned out once the building hits the ground."Kekekek! You saw that Goofy?! How's that?"He sticks a finger in his nose."Not impressed. I can do that too.""GRRRRR!"You flip out and start throwing buildings around.With your ears you overhear a scared marine trying to talk into a den den mushi."Finally we could reach you chief! I must make a report! S-Straw Hat Luffy and Cavalier Silver breached the island! They are currently rampaging in the city! Our casualties are rising! Currently Straw Hat and Cavalier took out about eleven and twelve hundred of us! I repeat they took out eleven and twelve-"Then he gets knocked out as a chunk from one of the buildings you threw accidentally hits him on the head. But at the very least this confirms that you in fact won that little challenge! Suck it Monkey uh... Dumb-foot Luffy! But this is getting a bit out of control. Looks like your counting skills are still not good enough because you didn't think ten thousand would be THIS many! At this rate both of you will run out of steam before the real fight begins.You look up at the big building in front of you. It's very close now and you could probably reach it easily."OY STRAW HAT! Let's go!"Luffy nods and he follows you as you take off flying. Both of you reach the top of the building and take a little breather. But it appears you won't be left in peace as you see a shimmer appear in front of you.You see a door opening in the air and spot Blueno stepping through it.>I'll let you handle this one>Let's gang up on this guy!>He's MINE!>Other?
>>4650190>>He's MINE!Rematch! Rematch! Rematch!Also we saw him first.
>>4650190>He's MINE!Payback time
>>4650190>>He's MINE!
>>4650190>He's MINE!Stinky D. Goofy may be a massive tool but even he would respect the sacred right of DIBS
Poor poor Blueno.>writing
>>4650224It's finally time to milk blueno
>>4650224How he is poor?! He took all our money!
>>4650232Wait that means he's rich.WE CAN ROB HIM
Rolled 4, 7, 10 = 21 (3d10)>>4650224Warming up dice..
>>4650237Marcella, enter stage left.
"Why you-"Luffy starts winding his arm up in preparation for his fight but you stomp your foot on the ground."He's mine! I want a rematch!""I see. Okay."Luffy puts his hands down and goes back to sit next to one of those pillars dotting the edge of the roof. He takes out two huge pieces of meat and starts snacking on them as you walk up to Blueno. As you take off your suit and unbutton your shirt Blueno starts talking."I'm surprised. We half-expected the Straw Hats to come after their comrade. But not you.""Your point?""The World Government is a massive organization comprised of over 170 nations around the world. Invading this island is an act of aggression against all of them. You will experience the combined might and wrath of the government. You will be mercilessly hunted down by them. The entire world will cast you out, its rules will no longer protect you. After entering Enies Lobby you no longer have a future. So I'm wondering why. What reason do you have for sealing your own fate? Is it money? Or petty revenge? You'd doom yourself for such petty things?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOkvZQknY6E"YAAAAAWN! Quit babbling. You don't get it. Yeah I wanna pay you back, yeah I'm going to take your money. But only because I can."You start stretching as your shirt slides off, exposing your tattooed back."You said the rules won't protect me anymore. Boy you're dumb! I'm a pirate! Those rules never protected me, they are there to protect you from me!""In a manner of speaking you're correct. Technically you did seal your fate when you went against the rules of the world-""Wrong. I went against your rules only. And I did it because they didn't let me do what I want.""Hmph. So you're just an ignorant child then. You can't do whatever you want because the world is not yours. It belongs to the gods, they own it and they make up the rules.""So... if I tore off every marines, government agents and Tenryubitos and everyone elses head who went against me would the world belong to me? Would you say the same things?"Bluenos eyes widen a little."What are you saying?""Basically... I'm here because I don't like you guys! You tell everyone Justice this, Justice that. You tell others what they can and can't do! I'm here to tell you: No!"
>>4650290>If I kill everyone who would oppose me, would I rule the world?Yes, and this is a very dangerous thought to put into Silvers head Blueno. Please, for the sake of so very many lives, chose your next words carefully.
>>4650290>I'm here to tell you: No!>Silver's face
"How foolish. You fought me once and lost. In your foolish desire for defiance you came here to die. You've experienced the six paths twice so you should be aware of the difference between our powers. But as you wish. I'll have your final words hanged around your neck once you end up in the gallows."Blueno bends his knees as he begins focusing on you."Soru!"He moves again with the same blinding speed you've seen from these guys before. But this time you're ready. When he comes around to attack you throw a kick and hit his side. He stops his movement and looks at you in disbelief as he realizes you can track him now. He stops and hardens his body with that Tekkai thing they like to use so much. But punching him in the face you prove that it's not enough anymore. His body is stiff and heavy so he falls over like a log and his landing cracks the floor. As he he gets a split lip he realizes the dreadful truth. He uses his Soru with Geppo to get far enough away from you. He pants and wipes his face in disbelief."What? How did you get strong enough to damage us? I know you damaged Kalifa but she was the weakest of us... So how?""I had a nap! Now come on Cow! Time for you to get MILKED!">Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form>Use your weapons on him but no devil fruit yet>FULL FORCE, NO BREAKS! Use everything!>Other?
>>4650323>>FULL FORCE, NO BREAKS! Use everything!Let's not get too cocky
>>4650323>I had a nap!The best remedy>Now come on Cow! Time for you to get MILKED!S-Silver, that's... not... how..>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form
>>4650323>FULL FORCE, NO BREAKS! Use everything!TennoSilverBanzai.
>>4650323>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form
>>4650323>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular formI mean the longer we fight him the better chance we have to learn his stuff right?
>>4650337We already know his stuff it's better to just end as fast as possible
>>4650323>>Use your weapons on him but no devil fruit yet
>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form
>>4650340I am assuming the anon is saying about learning to use the paths while fighting against blueno
You want to style on Blueno huh?>writing3d10+2 best of 3, dc 15, crit 21
>>4650351We already have three barely trained martial arts, why spread Silver even thinner?
Rolled 4, 10, 9 + 2 = 25 (3d10 + 2)>>4650354
Come one
>>4650355Greed. I mean, it is a core pirate virtue for sure but still... I'm ya, for what its worth.
Rolled 4, 6, 2 + 2 = 14 (3d10 + 2)>>4650354You call a 25 styling. This is how to style on a man
>>4650358Jesus this guy really can't catch a break can't he? Even in an alternate universe he's destined to be a punching bag
>>4650361Well, I suppose it is IC if nothing else.
Rolled 6, 2, 3 + 2 = 13 (3d10 + 2)>>4650354
>>4650355Obviously we are not talking about all, most anons in the old thread are talking about taking just one to not spread silver thin. We don't want another flashman case.
>>4650393And for a few moments I read something very different from "flashman" and I was worried, very worried... And strangely curious.
>>4650393I'm sorry but what's Flashman?
>>4650413the character we played as in One Piece Bounty Photographer quest.
You take off all your weapons and toss them on the ground and give Blueno a smirk. He doesn't take that well."What is this? Are you mocking me? Just because you could get a few good hits in you suddenly think you're better than me?""Yes. You can't kill me. You're not even people.""What?""I asked before. If I made the rules would you force others to follow them? No. You only care about the rules because you like them. So you blindly follow what others tell you to do. You're not people, just tools. And a tool can't beat me.""Tch. Geppo!"He flies into the air and bounces around by kicking nothing. But for someone like you who's used to flying it looks downright silly."Shigan! Tekkai-Sai!"He tries to stab you once but you easily dodge it, after which he jumps around a little more and uses something more destructive. By hardening his body he increases his density and manages to crash down quite hard. It's an interesting way of fighting which teaches you a lot but it's not like he's dangerous. Not when he has to fight you alone the massive coward. He shows up again and throws one of those dangerous kicks."RANKYAKU!"You stomp down on his leg and make it hit the ground, leaving a similar crater as he did with his whole body. The cutting air still shoots out but now it completely misses you. He's left speechless as you reach forward and grab his face with one hand and hit the back of his skull with your fist. Blueno gets shaken quite a bit which leaves you ample time to work on his body. Crouching down you hit his side with a Hasshoken punch and as he's reeling you lift him up and throw him over your head. You want to finish him up by kicking his face in with your heel but when you turn around he's no longer there and you don't see him moving around with that Soru either. Suddenly you hear his voice."Door Door."You see two hands popping out of the floor and pulling you down through a pair of holes that weren't there before. Blueno appears from another man shaped hole a few steps away."What is this? A devil fruit?""Of course. I'm the Door Door man. I can turn anything I touch into a door-"He tries to swipe his hand across your face but you punch it away with your arm. To your surprise it "opens" like there are invisible hinges on one side, leaving the arm to flop around aimlessly. You manage to close it by swinging it in the other direction and throw a kick hard enough to break through the floor and almost hit Blueno who has to use Soru to dodge. He's controlling his breathing to catch his breath."You're a very dangerous fighter. I've underestimated you..."
You crawl out of that hole he made and dust yourself off."Hmmm thank. But I was always this strong. I just couldn't sleep for two days before. And you had someone hold me down. So I guess you're just the weak one.""Don't underestimate me! I still have several techniques." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBhbmwpfWk0"Yeah I guess that's neat. But this is not enough.""Just wait and see-""No. I'm not enough. If fighting weenies like you takes this long then I'll get tired by the time I get to the fun part and I don't want that. I could use my devil fruit but that also has problems. It's big and bulky. I can't move around much in small spaces and others can hit me too easily. But I'd like to hit harder. So... sorry if this will feel bad especially after I whomped you so hard. But it doesn't feel good playing with you. I hope you'll understand. Silver-Shift!"You crouch down and start breathing controlling your breathing to help you focus. The familiar sensation of your devil fruit activating and transforming you can be felt but now it's different. Your arms remain relatively the same and don't turn into wings but your claws do extend a bit. The rest of your body doesn't change much either, it just gets covered by a thick coat of fur and your body thickens. What REALLY changes is your head area. Your ears grow out and become more pronounced while your neck gets more muscular with heavy veins popping out. Your smile also widens until your mouth reaches from ear to ear."Turelim!""Turelim? What is this? Some non-standard form? Your solution to the problem was an intermediary state? You really think half of a devil fruit will be enough?!"You don't answer to him instead invite him to come and attack you.Now... this won't last long. Especially with the state he's in. But you probably should decide exactly how much you want to mess him up.>Just knock him out>Go for the throat>Other?
>>4650449>>Just knock him out
>>4650449>Just knock him outPeople die when they are killed, but tools just get knocked unconscious.
>>4650449>Just knock him out
>>4650449>>Go for the throat
>>4650449>Go for the throat
>>4650449>Go for the throatKill. Kill. Kill.Then milk
>>4650470
>>4650449>>Go for the throatAlso>Legacy of CainMost excellent
Hm, we seem to be coming to a draw. Would "needs serious medical attention" be a reasonable middle point between "unconscious" and "dead"?
>>4650500He needs to lose at least 20 pounds of body mass for me to be satisfied.
>>4650496>CainYou outed yourself anon. How dare you mistype his name?
>>4650504In my defense I'm day drinking
It's a 50/50 splitHow does>Cripple for lifesound as a compromise?
>>4650517Fine by me.
>>4650517It's ok, better than letting the government assassin off with nothing.
>>4650517Good enough
>>4650517Sounds good he's a piece of shit so he deserves it and more
>>4650517Sounds ok
Rolled 2 (1d2)Okay. Now this means I'm not sure which move Silver will use so I'll let the dice decide1=Precise2=Not precise>writing
>>4650531Would a non precise crippling be worse for him?
>>4650537My bet is that it will be a lot worse for any bystanders/buildings
>>4650537It's not the nature of the crippling, but the attackOne is very deliberate while the other... has a larger splash zone
>>4650542Poor luff getting his meat ruined
There are two quests marked 4 in the archive
>>4650543Do you really think there's anything left of those? Silver is fast but not THAT fast
>>4650545Yeah. That's my bad. I was a dingus and archived 5 as 4
Blueno sweats nervously. He does believe you're bluffing but he already took quite a severe beating and now you're using your devil fruit. This means he'd need to use his advanced Rokushiki techniques as well as his own devil fruit in tandem. But with that he could definitely stand up to you even if it means shamelessly running away from Straw Hat."Right then. Sor-"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_a5_jsGPfgHe gets smack in the face. He looks around searching for you but he sees nothing. Soon he feels his body being attacked from every direction by invisible hands and feet. Blueno violently convulses as the attacks don't stop. Eventually he tries to use Kami-e but it doesn't do anything and then he manages to activate Tekkai but it offers very little resistance. Finally once you feel like he had enough you stop and appear with a smirk on your face. Blueno doesn't want to believe his eyes. He couldn't see your speed but at the last moment when you slowed down he understood what it was."N-No! This can't be... It's the bastardized version of Soru you pirate scum stole! To think you're deranged enough to use it URK! The ears!"Things connected in the agents brain and he realized what was happening."Y-You tailor made a form to make up for the weakness of Shakushi?!""Ooooooh! It has a name? Cool!"You whisper.It's widely believed Shakushi is the pirates attempt at copying Soru, but some people claim it's the other way around that the "Shave" is the more refined form of the barbarous Shakushi. Whatever the case is, the superiority of the Rokushiki technique is unquestionable (for a marine). In terms of speed they are equal but Soru is more focused, it's used in short bursts repeatedly and can only travel in one direction. On the other end Shakushi has no need for stopping and course adjusting as it's a constant way of movement. But its speed is literally blinding, leaving the user only capable of seeing vague outlines. As such it's deemed too dangerous to use and only lunatic pirates who don't care about collateral damage or the lives of their allies use it. It's quite a terrifying technique but since Blueno knows it very well he can beat it. Yes he can!"GIANT TRAP DOOR!"He slams his hand down and the entire floor beneath you splits apart. You both fall to the lower level as the door he made closes above your head. Blueno wastes no time using Soru to close all the curtains on the floor to create as much darkness as he can. Now he was free to use his specialty, assassination.
>>4650583Slow clap, that's some clever work there Spooky. Kuro's thing, isn't it? But but when using it you're blind as a bat... But we are a bat, so its actually fine. Seriously my man, that's a nice tie-in and way to leverage our fruit.And they said a Zoan would be dull.
Out of sight, out of mind and without a sound Blueno sneaks up on you. He watches your every movement and adjusts his own so he's always positioned with something between you. But it's not like he has a lot to do since you just stand there menacingly. Finally he gets within his own attack range and he extends two fingers on his right hand. The Double Shigan should be more than enough to finish anyone off if it hits a vital part which he can definitely aim for from behind you. He throws the attack but finds it stopped when you reach above your shoulder to catch the two fingers pointing at the nape of your neck. Blueno pulls free of your hold but that simple squeeze was enough to break both his fingers. You smile and with an uppercut send him back to the roof and jump after him, putting a second hole in the construct."H-How?"The CP9 agent struggles to his feet."I-I made no sound! It can't be! Don't tell me you have Haki?""Kek! What are you talking about? You made a ton of sound! You're making it even now! Thump, thump, thump! And it's quite quick! Are you scared?""Y-You can track my heartbeat?!""Yeap! Cool isn't it? Now. Wanna see what it's like when I use it to attack?"For the first time the CP9 agent has no clever rebuttal, no doubt in his heart. He realizes that so far everything you meant everything you said 100%. So if everything up until now didn't count as an offensive act then he needs to RUN! But it's a bit too late for that now as he forgot an important little oddity. Up until now you've been speaking in whispers. Yet he heard every word clearly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNWSDvDqm9gYou let out a whistle and it blows his legs out from under him. An invisible blast hit his kneecap and that leg of his is now useless. He raises his hands, not in an attempt to make a door but in protest."Enough! I yield!""Nah! You chose this! But don't worry, you won't die. Killing a tool is stupid, breaking it is enough."You put both of your hands out and raise them to your face as if you were holding a ball. Opening your enlarged mouth you begin screaming into the cupped hands and you start moving them around. There is a clearly visible ball of white "stuff" forming in front of you but it's hard to tell exactly what it is but there is one strange thing to note: It makes no sound. It's quite simple really. From Hasshoken you learned how to use vibrations and figured out how to throw your voice and from Fish-man Karate you learned how to manipulate water as if it was a solid object, then there was that interesting attack that Franky guy used... When the principles of these are applied it lets you mold and control sound like it was putty. And now you rolled a lot of "voice" into a small ball. Grinning you prepare to throw the attack."SILVER STYLE! LAUGHING BOMB!"
>>4650637Ah man, combining arts is always so cool.
>>4650637I can't wait until someone tries to temporarily stop their heart to try and sneak up on Silver only to realize that muscles in motion make a sound that isn't identifiable to the human ear. Good ol' friction.
After pitching the bomb like you usually do cannonballs onboard your ship it explodes as soon as it hits the ground near Bluenos legs. In the span of a second it expands into a dome, sending the cow in the air, his body a mangled mess. He almost falls off the edge but you grab him by the arm and toss him back on the roof. Your claim of not killing him would be pretty disingenuous otherwise."Kek! Did you see that? I didn't know every hole of yours can bleed like that! I wonder if his butt is bleeding as well!"Your body reverts to its default state and you exhale with relief. As strong as the Turelim is, it's demanding to keep up both mentally and physically. Takes a lot of concentration to make sure you don't do something stupid and it tires you out."SO! How was that mister Mummy Dee Goofy?! Bet you can't do anything like THAT!"Luffys eyes shift away from you, his mouth puckers up and he starts whistling as he talks. He also starts waving his hand dismissively."Oh yeah that was nice! You're strong! I wish I could become stronger like that. But I can't""HAH! I KNEW IT!"
And I officially ran out of notes that I prepared.Soooo I guess I'll call things off here.Have a good night everyone!
>>4650656Good night QM
>>4650656Peace
>>4650656good night and thank you for running
>>4650637>pic related>>4650653kekLuffy wants to gear so badOr wait have we retarded his gear development by stealing his fights against Blueno, I can't remember?>>4650656Good night and thanks for the run
>>4650667 I think he already had it, he did say he can't become stronger "like that"
>>4650656Good night! Good stuff as always
>>4650667Yeah he says he came up with the gear techniques after getting beaten by Kizaru.
>>4650676I thought he learned exactly one line of sarcasm.
>>4650656Thanks for run.>>4650667I am pretty sure luffy already knows how to use the gears.
>>4650676>>4650687It's good that he learned it against someone elseAll I remember is that Blueno was the first one he used it on>>4650685Wat
>>4650698Wrong Admiral sorry, I meant he said he came after the technique when he loses to Kuzan after the foxy pirate thing.
>>4650656Good run. But did Silver already forget about Lacroix? >>4650123
>>4650709Destroy a man's balls and there is nothing of him to remember.
>>4650870'''Ouch'''
>>4650870Sorry Lacroix but you've gotta go to the okama island now.
Bats live for 40 years easily even if they have the metabolism crazier then a rat who lives around 2 or so years thats a 20 times increase in lifespan so imagine how long silver will live
>>4651300>so imagine how long silver will liveConsidering the amount of organ damage he probably has/will have from his constant fighting I'd be surprised if he lived to be 60. Even little stuff builds up over time.
>>4650709>>4650870>>4651272
>>4651300You do know we are talking about the guy who plays games which involves his head splitting open and bleeding, quote, "for hours"The fact that he has survived himself is a bloody miracle
Pic powers if I'm not wrong are basically just super vibrations, so would be possible to make a weak version of near all whitebeard attacks with the turelim ?
>>4651483In a manner of speaking, yes. Though they'd be little more than cheap knock-offs. And the Turelim is not necessary, it's only needed to produce stronger sound waves. Manipulating them can be done even in base form>>4651404His retarded strength and constitution are gods way of compensating. Plus, if you got no brain to speak of it means you can't get brain damage either. He's invincible
>>4651483I guess that's not entirely wrong of a sorts. But you're basically comparing the atomic bomb to a lump of C4.
>5th thread not archivedWho fucked up?
>>4651483The stuff WB was doing during fight yeah but I doubt Silver will ever make seaquakes.
>>4651834I did anonAccidentally named #5 as #4 as well. So there are two #4's now.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4599869/Here
>>4651845thanks, bro
So I did a thingHere's the thing
My Valentine"Maaaan that was a nice nap!"It's not uncommon for the weather to turn good at sea and it usually means "Party Time". But even then due to the fickle nature of the Grand Line you must all remain vigilant, for the weather could drastically change without any warning signs. But it's quite unusual to find a sweet spot such as this one that's at the equilibrium point between two islands. The weather is now sunny and temperate, perfect for some much needed relaxation. But as you look around you have to realize you're all alone."Where is everyone?"You start searching for the others because they usually go out of their way to not do ANYTHING during these precious breaks. Yet now they are nowhere to be found. Curious. You smell some rather mouth-watering scent coming from the kitchen and head in there. Almost immediately you hear arguing."Could you just THIS ONCE let it go?""Fahk you! I'm the one making it so I get to decide what goes in! And as long as I'm the cook you won't eat a scrap on this ship without poison in it! But... just this one I'm willing to compromise.""Thank you."Jaws is sitting at the table with Will at his side while Gu is busy in the kitchen."William, do you know how to make a bow?""I know lots! I can even fold paper angels!""That's good. Do both. I'll fold some boxes out of these metal sheets."You scratch your head at this unusual display."What are you guys doing? And where are the others?""I sent them below deck to search for my stash of good wine. Little do they know I already have it here."Jaws pulls a bottle out from under the table."Care to join us Silver? We're making gifts.""Gifts? I LOVE GIFTS!""Not for you! It's for the ladies!""B-But I want gifts...""Well tough luck. Because it's valentines day."
"Who's this Valentine that thinks he gets to have gifts but I don't?! I'LL KICK HIS ASS!""Shhhh! Not so loud! Come help us pack the chocolate and I'll tell you what's up."Grumpy but eager to find out who the asshole is you got to beat up now you sit down and help pack Omukades chocolates into Murrays boxes so Will can wrap them up nicely. Sadly chocolate has a tendency to melt in your hand so you earn a few strangulations from the chef, especially when you try to eat them, then he got REALLY angry. And now you have to use your sword as a spatula while Murray tells you the gist of things. Apparently Valentines day is a holiday where men are supposed to give girls gifts, usually in the form of sweets or flowers. And since your access to greenery is limited that leaves you with chocolate and expensive booze. Frankly you find the very idea to be ridiculous. Why do guys have to give away good gifts for nothing in turn just because some butthole says so?Regardless, you do manage to finish packing the boxes just in time for the girls to come back up looking mighty pissed."HEY MURRAY! I don't KNOW where you left your drink and I don't care! Bet it's not even that good anyway."Snickering to himself Jaws shouts out."Oh sorry about that. We actually found it in the kitchen and forgot to tell you about it!""SONOFA-"You hear angry footsteps coming towards you as Marcella kicks down the door."Okay but if you don't share I SWEAR... What are you dumbasses doing?""Ahem. Well given how we've known each other for the longest... Happy Valentines day Marcella."Everyone else also picks up a box and approaches a lady of their choice."Happy Valentines day Lyda. Thanks again for stitching me up that day.""Happy Valentines day Mother!"
That leaves only you with Angel remaining the only one who hasn't received their present yet. She barely even realizes her situation and she merely enjoys the expressions of the others, so you feel justified in clutching the box and sneaking away with it but as you take the first step you realize something. There IS one thing you covet more than the sweets right now. So you meekly approach Angel and tap her on the shoulder."Chocolate for the chocolate?"Angel didn't know how to react, at first it didn't even register that you talked to her. After staring at you awkwardly for several moments she unintentionally reached for the box and took it."W-Well. I suppose it'd be rude to refuse a gift."She said so but her expression and the things she said were in complete dissonance. She raises the box up to her chin, her gaze completely fixated on it. Her mouth is trying to curl into a smile but she's clearly fighting it, resulting in a weird wobbling of her lips. She's almost shaking she's so giddy. She was never allowed to have or participate in girly things. Why would she? Hers was a long and proud bloodline of warriors and she herself was a huntress. Her duty was to be strong to be of use to the tribe, her marriage would be a pact made out of necessity and tradition. She was to be matched with another strong warrior to produce a child who'd carry on her legacy. Such frivolous things were not important. But there she had it. A small box of indulgence and sin. The wrapping was so cute, it was almost a waste to destroy it but the contents it hid away were more tantalizing."W-Would it be a problem if we, if we shared one?"Now we're talking! She took out one chocolate ball and plopped it down in your palm while she took one for herself. Gently she placed it into her mouth and rolled around the sweet treat, allowing the melting chocolate to slide into every inch of her orifice. She was beyond divine, Hagetaka simply had no words to describe it and could only moan... Until the thin layer of chocolate broke down, revealing the secret inside which made her eyes snap open in abject horror.Omukade is not an unreasonable man, obsessed yes but not unreasonable. When he said he was willing to compromise he meant it. For many things can be considered poisons, it's part of his philosophy. Medicine can become poison depending on context and dosage while the reverse is also true. And the thing he put in there is actual poison. However it also serves as the cornerstone of medicine itself and human culture as a whole. It is a slow killing poison that is only lethal over a long periods of time or in one massive dosage. However it is normally not used for killing, only suicide. And those sweets were full of it. Bonbons filled with delicious cognac."SILVER NO!"She reached out to stop him. But her suddenly reaching out only had one effect.GULP"hic"
I wasn't originally going to make one of these but then I got a pretty good idea. Anyway I hope you like itIn other news I'm planning on running Tuesday at 15:00 GMT
>>4653619Damn fine work, sir.Now I want an omake for the aftermath once they got Silver to sleep
>>4653614Nice
>>4653619Ah the joys of filling our sweet crewmate's orifice with sinRock on Spooky
>>4653614Gu you fool. You should have known Silver would get his hands on a chocolate somehow. The end is nigh!
Due to unforeseen consequences I must move todays tgread back 1 daySo I'll be running on Wednesday 15:00 GMT instead
>>4655059See you tomorrow then.
Fuck I'm finally done.Anyway I feel pretty shitty for missing my original time so here. Due to popular demand:The ending
One hour laterCaptain Silvers rampage has been stopped. Or rather, it ended when he finally ran out of steam."Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."Much groaning can be heard throughout the hull of the Dauntless as the scattered Silver Pirates lay defeated in various positions. One could spend days surveying the damage inflicted and it still wouldn't be conclusive. Luckily for everyone involved none of the destruction wrought is actually threatening, it's just annoying. Molten, syrupy goodness covers the inside of the ship with black droplets of chocolate dripping everywhere."Mother, I don't think I like chocolate anymore.""I-"Ann had to hold back her own barf."I understand j-just stay strong William. You gotta be a strong boy because if you throw up now I-""Mother you're the only one doing that-""How? I want to know how are my GILLS CLOGGED!""P-Please, no more! My tummy can't take more abuse! I feel chocolate leaking from my stitches!"Hagetaka also hissed while she laid face down, covered from head to toe in sweet filth."This is so humiliating. By the ancestors it's, it's everywhere. I'm filled! I can no longer call myself a maiden, much less a warrior!"*sob*"Gu...""Yes Marcella?""This won't come out of my suit will it?""No.""Sigh. I just want to know. What the fuck went through your head that made you think putting alcohol in the choco was a good idea?""First, it wasn't me who fed him! And second, before ANY of you start blaming me further, I'll have you know that I used up ALL of the cocoa I could find! I... literally have no clue how he got ANY, let alone THIS MUCH!"Marcella sighed and rolled over onto her back. There was no point in trying to stay clean anymore. She looked to her side and there he was. Snoring and sleeping soundly like nothing happened at all, with his little chocolate covered pet crab snoozing on him. He likely won't even have a hangover tomorrow which is just icing on the cake. She reached over and gently patted him on the head."Sleep well little dumbo... Because tomorrow... I'll CRUSH YOUR BALLS!"
>>4655324>how are my GILLS CLOGGED!Lots of keks were had. Good one.
>>4655324Kek
>>4655324>stay strong William
>>4655324>I'll CRUSH YOUR BALLS!"Kinky.
>>4655324>the day Silver defiled his entire crew in the sweetest way>even the women and children
Satisfied with your work you pick up your stuff and get dressed. Afterwards you feel the need to wipe yourself off with a towel since you're overheated. However you have no such thing on your person so you go and rip off a piece of Bluenos clothes to clean yourself with. As you do you get to take a good look at your own handiwork. It's really impressive all things considered."Well at least he won't have to worry about putting on pants in the morning anymore. I'm kinda jealous really. I always wanted a peg-leg, seemed very piratey. And now he gets to have two!""I guess. Still I almost feel bad for the guy.""Hey don't look at me! I'm not the one who's clumsy enough to loose both his legs! If he was as strong as he said he'd still have them!"Luffy looks away from Blueno and turns his attention to you."Can you keep going?""Yeah. I just need to sit down for a little. You don't have more of those meats do you?""Get your own meat!"Figures. You sigh and decide to solve this little problem yourself but as you do Luffy seems to take an issue with it."Are you going to eat him?""Uh, yeah? Cow meat is delicious!""But... he has poop in him."Shit, he has a point there. Guess it's the Silver Special for you for now. As your stomach growls you feed it a knuckle sandwich to make it shut up and sit down to get some rest. Just as you do you hear some ruckus going on upstairs and so does Luffy. Most likely they heard your big boom in the big tower at the opposite side of the canyon. The remaining CP9 goons are making their appearance and they line up to look down at you. Apparently there are 3 more of them that you didn't know about. They are mainly focused on Blueno or... what's left of him. And you don't exactly get the feeling that they are very good friends, none of them are. At best they seem to be disgusted with the sight, thinking that it's pathetic, at worst they are genuinely enjoying seeing him broken. They seem to be talking amongst themselves, however it's too far for even your eyes to catch so you only hear snippets. They are assuming Straw Hat did that. Those assholes! YOU were the one doing the work! NOT HIM! Whatever.
At the very least Luffy himself doesn't seem to care about that and he just starts shouting at them, boy got some lungs."OOOOOOOOOOOOY! WHEEEEERE'S ROBIIIIN?! GIVE HER BAAAACK!"That cat guy smirks and he begins tugging on a chain. Oh no. You feel your hunger disappearing on its own. Now you crave something else, something more filling.Nico Robin is dragged, no, she walks in on her own accord after being given a single yank. Looks like she has her hands cuffed and bound to that chain they are pulling. Most likely that weird Sea Stone material you've had the misfortune of getting acquainted with. As she walks up you see the signs of several emotions on her face, none of them good. Disgust, anger, fear, defeat, all of it aimed square at Luffy. Seriously, why does EVERYONE ignore you?"Why are you here? Why did you come? I made myself clear didn't I? I didn't want you to be here! SO WHY?""What are you talking about Robin? We're here for YOU!""I DON'T CARE!"She snaps, her hostility is clear for everyone. Especially the CP9 guys who seem to be loving this display. There's also another guy you see laughing his ass off but he's keeping to the shadows for now."WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU PEOPLE! I JUST WANT TO DIE!!"The guy you've seen hiding behind the backs of the agents can no longer hold himself back and he comes out, laughing heartily."That's right, that's right! Tell these idiotic mongrels they came to die for nothing HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh I love this!"He then punches Nico Robin for good measure and kicks her while she's down. She's showing no signs of retaliation.Luffy seems unfazed by this. Either he doesn't care or... or he knew perfectly well what to expect. Either way seems to be waiting for something and you have a good guess as to what it is. Judging by the tremors coming from below your crewmates have finally caught up and now they are about to make their entrance. This is about to get very personal you feel.>Join Straw Hat and take a stand>Sit back and watch things unfold>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assault>Other?
>>4656762>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assault
>>4656762>Join Straw Hat and take a stand
>>4656762>>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assaultain't our rodeo, we promised Merry we would help and we are, but they can keep their inter-crew drama between themselves.
>>4656762>Sit back and watch things unfoldIt's a great scene, but I don't wanna steal steal their moment and she is goofy's nakama... Poor life choices and lack of good taste aside we do want Nico Robin to sign the wanted poster, hm.
>>4656762>Sit back and watch things unfold
>Shut the ugly Panda looking guy up!
Well it looks like you'll be nope-ing the heck out of there>>4656808But not before firing a warning shot>writing
>>4656813>>4656808Hehehe, that's a good addition. Nice thinking there, That's what they get for ignoring us like that
You stand up and get ready to move downstairs. Gotta meet the others and discuss how to proceed. Besides, you got a pretty good inkling as to what's going to happen. And just as you predicted Luffy sticks a finger in his nose and responds."What are you talking about Robin? I mean everyone kinda came to rescue you. So the least you can do is let us break you out. Then you can decide what you want to do, okay?"As he finishes the roof begins rumbling and a huge tornado bursts out from the building. The rest of the Straw Hats and Franky come out of the hole it dug after a brief bout of cursing and you take that as the sign to leave. But before you do there are a few things you want to take care of. First is that panda looking guy wearing the leather belts on his face. Aside looking stupid he's incredibly infuriating, not just how he's treating the chained up Nico Robin but how he constantly keeps insulting everyone. So you take out your trusty Jezail and with a quick twirl fire off a warning shot. Into his face. The BOOM stops everyone for a moment and they all look as the bullet travels. Unfortunately Rob Pussy over there transformed into his zoan form and caught the bullet with his hand. Still the shockwave alone was enough to knock Panda on his ass and shut him up so, Mission Accomplished.With a smirk on your face you jump down the hole and in bat form fly to where Marcellas cursing can be heard."Roronoa you cock flavored avocado! If you do that again I'll shove one of your swords up your ASS and make you do Santoryu THAT WAY!""Hey.""Oh Silver. The Hell is going on up there?""Not much. Goofy and company are trying to reach their nakama. I think it's working. Anyway, while those loosers are distracted we can move on ahead! I'm racing Luff to the top to see who gets to kill Panda!""Panda? What are you talking about? Anyway, we can't. Have you seen what's out there? A massive FUCKING chasm! Apparently there are two levers in the two towers here that can lower a bridge. But the Franky Family should be working on that. We can't go until they pull them.""Ahem. Allow me."Ann steps up and pulls out something out from under her habit. It's a MASSIVE net seemingly made out of silk."Whoooa! When did you have the time to fart all that out?""Not. Now. Silver!"She grits her teeth."With this one we should be able to fly across. If that is agreeable with everyone."Jaws pumps his fists in excitement."That's the spirit Sister! Okay captain! Looks like we have a ride-">Hmmmm. Don't like it. Those guys can fly. They could shoot us down>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!>Other?
>>4656830>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!
>>4656830>>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!
>>4656830>Hmmmm. Don't like it. Those guys can fly. They could shoot us downSeems far too risky. Any number of the stronger CP members could just fly over and cut the damn thing.
>>4656830>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then! Be careful though some of the enemies can fly.
>>4656830>>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!
>>4656830>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!
>>4656830>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!Let's not get too cocky>I'll shove one of your swords up your ASS and make you do Santoryu THAT WAY!"Toppest of keks
I was getting worried you were about to pick going straight for the enemy while there are several Rokushiki masters presentGlad you got some self preservation. You get the easier dice now>Writing3d10+2 best of 3, dc: 15, crit: 18
Rolled 8, 4, 8 + 2 = 22 (3d10 + 2)>>4656863TO THE MOON
Rolled 3, 8, 1 + 2 = 14 (3d10 + 2)>>4656863
Rolled 3, 10, 5 + 2 = 20 (3d10 + 2)>>4656863
>>4656863It's fine, they're being distracted by the straw hats and Panda is being distracted by the fact that a pirate actually tried to kill him instead of just shouting impotently.
So ideas for what we do here? I vote we steal all they have, beat up an agent or two. Then bolt.
>>4656900MONEY
>>4656900We want our money back, We want to honour our promise to Merry and we definetly want Nico Robin's autograph!Besides they have to have something neat to steal, and then we wreck shop... If this is some kind of judge-prison place then it is our duty as a pirate to make sure they can't use it against innocent good and upstanding pirates for as long as possible.Then there's also not being upstaged by Goofy. Definitely don't want that to happen
You have the net tied around you and the others get in it like a basket."Okay this is good! Now we can just fly over like this! If we stay low they might not shoot us down.""Hmmmm. Might take longer that way but it is safer. Your call captain."Jaws comments on your decision and proceeds to punch a hole in the nearby wall so you can fly out of it. As you take off you find out that you are in fact safe from this low of an angle because there is a GIANT fiery explosion going off at the top of the building. You're much too focused on flying to pay it any real attention, however the comments of the others do paint a pretty clear picture."Did-""they-""just-""declare-""war-""on the Government?"Judging by the absolute lack of enemy attacks raining down on your head, you'd guess the Pizza boys are just as shocked by this development as your guys are. Still, it does serve as a very good distraction which you intend to fully make use of. Without any interruptions you manage to fly right up to the Tower of Justice and with a subtle but noticeable SLAM into the wall you notify the others you've arrived."Erm. Jaws?""Roger."After a bit of focusing Murray punches a sizable hole in the wall which allows everyone to safely. There is security inside as expected but it takes them a while to recover from the fact that a HOLE was just blown into the wall. It's your crew who throws the first punch, namely Angel who quickly realizes the enemy has recovered and preemptively goes in to reduce the number of firearms they have. Or more accurately the number of arms they have for firing. A full scale brawl breaks out with plenty of Marine and Government Agent blood being shed as you all pummel them. However this is only a temporary thing, a necessary culling so you can safely move on with your stuff. As the last of the guards get their lights knocked out all alarms go off in the building, notifying everyone not at the gates about your intrusion. Looks like it's party time."Orders Captain?">I'm going up. You can do as you please>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!>They are upstairs! So we're going upstairs! Follow me!>Other?
>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!>> One group goes too the very top and the other goes too the very bottom. Everyone knows their where the best loot is kept.
>>4656917Supporting
>>4656917+1
>>4656917I can't argue with that logic, second!Especially our money, worst come to worst we can beat someone up and they'l tell us where they took our belli
Should we steal Funkfreed?
>>4656910Backing this >>4656917
>>4656910>I'm going up. You can do as you please
>>4656925Yes, but only to piss off panda. We can sell it back to the WG or some random shop afterwards
>>4656910>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!>Other?We still hungry? Should we get some food, Franky shouldn't need to refresh in this timeline so we won't interrupt that.
>>4656910>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!
>>4656917Well this garnered a lot of support.A two pronged attack sounds good.However... did you really think Spandam would just LEAVE that much money around when he could have it for himself?>writing
We'll just smash everything he owns and take it for ourselves
>>4656963I bet he has a gold statue of himself somewhere. We should yoink it.
>>4656963... I halfway expected him to fill a bath with it and frolic around like scrooge mcduck, yes
Think he has more Devil Fruits or other valuable Items laying around in his safes?… Actually, should we steal those Seastones Handcuffs while we're at it?
>>4656980>… Actually, should we steal those Seastones Handcuffs while we're at it?Good idea, anon
>>4656980Yea, yea that seems like a handy thing to have... Tho I can guarantee you they will be used against us by the crew at some point.Then again, cuffs without keys are kind of useless so we'd have to get our hands on those too.
Yea, yea that seems like a handy thing to have... Tho I can guarantee you they will be used against us by the crew at some point.Then again, cuffs without keys are kind of useless so we'd have to get our hands on those too.Maybe pull an Ussop and throw them onto the Cp9 members?
You grin as you start planning. Naturally the Goofy Gang will go through this place and cut a swath through their ranks as they go and rescue Nico Robin. But it'd be SUCH a shame to leave all these shiny knick-knacks just lying around when you sink this fucking island into the sea! It's not called the Judicial Island for nothing. There are all sorts of golden goodies like scales or other symbolic things, but you also bet there are other valuables.You bet some of the judged criminals belongings end up here, maybe all do. And just what kind of a good, upstanding pirate would leave his fellows belongings here?"LISTEN UP EVERYONE! Sweep the entire place from top to bottom! Take anything worth a damn that's not nailed down! THEN TAKE THE NAILS!"Two groups start forming from your crew, those who'll go upstairs and those who'll go down into the basement. Because obviously the top-most and bottom-most places are where the shinies are kept. But there is just one problem, the strong guys are all upward so this means the two groups are not at all balanced. The ones going down will be Ann with Will by her side at all times, Stitches who makes sure they survive and Jaws just in case anyone strong ends up being there. Originally Toxin was going to do that part but he insisted on going up. Speaking of up, the other two are naturally Hook and Angel, both of whom seem eager for a scrap. And since you got the best mobility out of anyone you'll be the vanguard and lead the charge ahead of everyone. Angel, Toxin and Hook have trouble keeping up with you at first but as more and more meat is thrown at you it gets increasingly more difficult to make any progress. But the first REAL problem only rears its ugly head when you realize just how many floors there are. And you'll need to climb ALL of them. Just looking up at the seemingly never ending floors is making you dizzy. What's worse is that the thought of climbing all those floors is making a rumbly in your tummy. And Gu is not looking like he's about to provide you with something tasty anytime soon. He still looks like he's one foot in the grave.>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you>Ditch the others and look for food>Stick together even if it means you'll get bogged down>Other?
>>4657016>>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
>>4657016>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for youCheese Pizza is bound to have some food with them, which we can take once we beat them!
>>4657016>>Ditch the others and look for foodYou cannot assault the government with an empty stomach
>>4657016>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for youGonna start up with our cannibalism, poop or not
>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you>> Have one of them stay on your back while your flying
>>4657016>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
Oh dear sweet lord. You guys are dead set on rushing straight to Lucci aren't you?And here I was hoping I can use the line "Can't kill on an empty stomach">writingAnd let's see how well can you blitz past all that bullshit3d10+1 best of 3, dc:15, crit 20
Rolled 3, 6, 6 + 1 = 16 (3d10 + 1)>>4657062Payback for when you called us a "Self preservation" whatever that means, you meanie!
Rolled 8, 8, 5 + 1 = 22 (3d10 + 1)>>4657062Get fucked, catboy
Rolled 9, 2, 4 + 1 = 16 (3d10 + 1)>>4657062
Rolled 5, 7, 6 + 1 = 19 (3d10 + 1)>>4657062
>>4657068>>4657064>>4657067We got a pair and a crit, and we're a poker expert with 100% win rate so that means our hand is extra good, right, right?
>>4657064>>4657067>>4657071>Silver>Master of poker
>>4657087We played one game and we won one game, no survivors!That definitely makes us an expert... Also that is hilarious, thank you.
>>4657087>that memeI did not know I needed that. Now I can't stop laughing.
>>4657097>>4657094There are a bunch of these>Let it rip Mr. Bond
"Okay guys. I don't feel like climbing all these. You can take care of that."You transform into a bat and bail the heck out of the place so you can fly straight up with nobody being able to stop you. Hell most of the Government guys can't even see you. Serves them right for being tools who wear sunglasses inside! Unfortunately your mates don't necessarily agree with your logic."SILVEEEER! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE US HERE YOU LITTLE SHIiiiiiii-"Laughing you leave them to their fates as the suits encircle them. But you're not too worried because even though they are technically down 1 person, they are still strong. An explosion of glass and the screams of men notify you that Angel has kicked into gear and the sound of dense metal hitting soft flesh becomes perceptible. They got this. So you have no real issue with leaving them behind. As you keep rising you do pass by quite a few of the Cheese Pizza boys, even Kalifa funnily enough. They do recognize that you're casually bypassing their defenses however they just laugh at you and allow you to pass stating "Even Lucci needs some fun". Hmmm well, they haven't exactly been around you long at all so they don't know the kinda fun you get into. Poor dummies. As they descend to prepare for the arrival of their "entertainment" you reach a pretty hefty metal door and after a bit of headscratching carve your way through it. Once this last obstacle has been cleared you start hearing footsteps ahead. Three pairs to be exact, one calm, one scared and one that's being dragged. Jackpot.Going full speed you manage to catch up to them as they enter a rather large room."STOOOOOOOOOP!"Your shoes screech as they slide across the floor.As you arrive with a grin the Panda, the Catboy and Nico Robin all stare at you in utter disbelief."How did you get here so fast?""Huff. Huff. Sorry! I know you're busy with your execution but... I got a favor to ask! Phew. Jesus! Just gimme a minute. Need a breather."You cough for a little while and spit up a loogie just to be on the safe side."Okay. Better! Now... let's get to business! Nico Robin! We meet again! Except this time it's the first time! Now please sign this!""W-What?""It's your bounty! We're both from the West Blue! I'm a fan! I've been at Ohara too! OH WAIT! I KNOW!"You put the bounty back in its place and pull out something else. It's the paper you drew for Iceburg, the one where you drew squiggles in the ancient language. Though you intended it to be a bit more eloquent the sign ended up reading a lot like it was written by a monkey. Luckily nobody at present seems to get what it says, except for one."ME FRIEND"It says.Nico Robins eyes widen, revealing to you that they are indeed quite red. She must've been crying recently. That does put a smile on your face. Not that she was hurt, but that you get to punch these guys in the face now.
I think I'll finish things off here. Next session will hopefully be held at Friday 15:00 GMT.And it will be time for some hard earned justice. In the mean time I'll try to provide some fights between the crew and other CP9 membersIf you don't mind spoilers here are the match-ups. But I'm open for requestsMarcella vs KalifaOmukade vs KumadoriHagetaka vs JabraAnn vs FukuroAnyway. I hope you'll have a good day/night!
>>4657182>tfw this time the pizza boys have to fight two stupid strong pirate crews instead of oneAlmost makes you feel bad for them.
>>4657179>That does put a smile on your face>>4657182Sounds good. The straw hats are gonna join in on the fun, right?
>>4657188I was thinking about it. And I asked myself, am I that cruel?The answer is yes
>>4657103
Wait, that was a great scene but... When did we learn to write squgglies rather then just copying them from memory?Also Imagine Lucci's thought process right now.This is why he came to Enies LobbyThis is why he is challenging the dreaded CP9This is why he plowed through 10.000 marines.He is going to have to fight and kill this idiot... Because he wanted an autograph.
>>4657209He probably finds Silver to be a lot like Celestial Dragon in the inane bullshit department.
>>4657182>silver vs spandammetal mouth stole our loot.that money is for dauntless-chan's surgery.His debt must be paid in blood.
>>4657212Indeed, I mean... We have another 500 millions reasons to chase them down.But I'm also really looking forwards to that discussion."THAT is why you came?""No, promised their ship I'd help... Oh and you stole my money, give it back!"":..You what?! I, eh. NO ITS MY MONEY NO STUPID PIRATE!"
>>4657190Oh and about that... 2v1 matches It just means that unlike in canon CP9 won't have to be nerfed and/or act like retards to give the main cast a chance (Nami/Kalifa, Kaku and Jabbra... Sanji and Nami should both have died and Zoro/Usopp shouldn't have been left to tard out and not be punished for it consider how CP9 we're built and hyped up.)
>>4657179>ME FRIENDAwww, das sweet >>4657182Could our crew tag team with the Straws? Cause I don't wanna steal say like, Sanji's fight with Jabra where he gets his major power up.
>>4657209Well it's the same scribble Silver showed Iceburg. And it's not like he can write in them. He just has a vague understanding of what certain symbols might mean.The best he can manage is Grug-speakAs for Lucci he barely even cares. Hell he would find killing an idiot amusing. By his own admission he only cares about Dark Justice because it gives him a loicense to kill. That's it. CP9 with a few exceptions are just psyhopaths with a lot of discipline>>4657237Kek>>4657257They will be a bit more buffed but just so this wouldn't be a slaughter. With the exception of Fukuro, Kalifa and Blueno all of CP9 was pretty threatening. Sanji, Zoro, Chopper and Luffy all got beaten within an inch of their lives>>4657863There is clearly a demand for it so yes. No stealing of thunders for now. At least not completely
>>4657950I really quite disagree there, Fukuro was one of the better fights: Franky was in (perceived) real danger, had to think on his feet and in the end the fight was decided because of how Fukuro, like the rest of CP9, are incredibly (over)confident in their abilities and chose to try and tank a hit he couldn't instead of dodging. Kalifa was badly hit over the head by the 'tard bat (not using her whip, or the finger-stab thing or just simply kicking Nami and instead prioritized fanservice and soap-magic) Kaku and Jabbra literally just dicked around while Zoro/Usopp were cuffed together, then continued dicking around in the actual fight... And then both were beaten when their opponent decided to actually get serious and promptly annihilated them. Luffy's fight was as all of luffy's fights: He has a way bigger HP pool then anyone else, tanks all the abuse you can throw at him and eventually he won without thought or diverting from the riveting plan of "punch, punch harder or punch really harder".Kumadori was retarded, but introduced as retarded so its a lot better and pushed Chopper to some very interesting lengths, consequences makes things fun and interesting!So, yea. Honestly I found CP9 to be really quite disappointing at best and never actually tried to win or acted like the supposedly "professional" murderer's they were supposed to be, with the one mentioned exception.
Should we knock Panda boy out before we take on Lucci?
Silver has left, which is not good. His crewmembers are now left surrounded by dozens upon dozens upon dozens of glowers armed to the teeth and set on killing or capturing them, which is also not good."Okay milktank! Since Mr Health Inspection Violation decided he's not a big enough burden downstairs we'll have to carry this shit! You ready?""Always."The girls both touched the walls and suddenly the government dogs found shards of exploding glass and fishing hooks embedding themselves in their skin. The ones at the front were blown into the big hole at the center of the tower while the more fortunate ones decided their job is not worth risking their eyeballs for and backed down. But before the pirates could make a move they were suddenly ambushed by various members of CP9 who were more than happy to take the pesky intruders off the hands of the soldiers."Omukade!"Gu was the first who got tangled up in strange pink ropes."AW FUCK!"Marcella fell second as a barbed whip dragged her down.And finally Angel was left alone as all but one of the assassins plunged into the depths. The one that remained however was... troublesome to say the least."Wahahahah! Okay small fries I'll take it from here! Go and bother the other intruders!"He addressed the guards before mustached man turned to face Hagetaka. When he did so however-"AWOOOOOOGA! Whoa mama! Humina humina humina humina!"The man begins sharply whistling as he continues to oogle Angels body and as his tongue almost falls out."Man I can't believe my luck matching up with a BABE like you! Yes! It must be fate that brought us together! Tell you what babydoll! If you agree to become my woman I'll pull some strings and get the chief to pardon you! Huh? HUH? Is that not a good deal?""I refuse.""W-Wha? B-Buh why?""Your-"Angels eyes narrow down on the man as she readies her weapon."-mustache is repulsive!"
Meanwhile several floors downstairs the fiery tempered navigator of the Silver Pirates is having quite a bit of trouble with her forcefully chosen opponent. She got hit with one of those tempest like kicks and she's now bleeding from one side."Shit. I thought Silver crippled you slut! Now you're here throwing kicks like that?"Kalifa adjusted her glasses."That's sexual harrassment! It'd be foolish to compare us to you lowlives. Even though I was specialized for infiltration and espionage my body still underwent the same training regiment as the others. To our superhuman physiology such damage is meaningless. With simple first aid we can make full recovery at record speed."Damn. And Marcella was counting on that little advantage. When she hit the knee of the seductress Hook expected her whole leg to blow up into chunky salsa. But all it did was draw a little blood. And for her troubles she got hit badly. Apparently these freaks now have fresh Devil Fruits to play with, and not only is she bleeding now one of her legs got affected by Kalifas fruit. God it's such a lame one as well. But lame doesn't mean ineffective."Fucking soap!"Marcella cussed. No way she's going to die to a cleaning product! Not when she just KNOWS this dirty whore will mostly use it to clean the stains out of her clothes after riding on the meat-train in every port. Fuck, even being killed by Bege would be preferable to that! Luckily for Marcella she has a pretty good match-up against her. The leg that was affected became silky smooth and slippery, loosing all friction in the process. In that state she couldn't even throw a kick without it sliding off the enemy, let alone stand. But thanks to her Bait powers she can at least stand on it by hooking her feet to the ground, even if that makes it hard to walk it's still better than sliding around helplessly.As Marcella was thinking about how to best handle the situation it seemed like her prayers were answered when reinforcements showed up."Ooooh Blondie! Thanks for the save! Come give me a hand and let's bag this bi-""HOW DARE YOU HIT A LADY LIKE THAT?!"Unfortunately for Marcella these are the Straw Hats we're talking about, and they are crazy. For her troubles she got kicked pretty hard and sent into a wall. And for what? So that the Straw Hat cook could end the fight on his own? NO! Instead the idiot straight up REFUSED to fight the agent just because she's a woman and allowed himself to be mercilessly beaten by her. If she wasn't in a lot of pain right now she'd stand up to actually HELP the government lapdog with killing him. And besides, she got worse things to worry about. Like how Kalifa turned her attention to Marcella once she was done with Sanji.
"Fufufu. What a silly boy, am I right?"Kalifa licked her lips as she approached Marcella. She stepped on the bleeding pirate, allowing her enemy a quick glance at her underwear in the process."But I guess I should be thankful for him. If it weren't for him I never would've seen through your deception you dirty little boy.""I-I'm-"Marcellas voice cracked."Shhh. There's no need to lie anymore. It's plain to see that you're enjoying yourself right now fufufu. Well guess it's still possible that's a pistol in your pants and you're not just happy to see me. But there is a quick way to find that out, right?"Reaching down Kalifa slowly undid the belt of the pirate and reached into the bulging underwear only for her eyes to bulge out of her skull and almost break her own glasses. Marcella couldn't help but grin."You fell for the bait biiiiiiitch~ Bait HARPOON!"A long piece of barbed metal shot through Kalifas arm."THIS IS FOR MAKING ME RUIN MY FAVORITE BOXERS! Bait Porcupine!"The tides begin to turn. Kalifas is riddled with holes as countless giant fishing hooks sprout from Marcellas body. Meanwhile another figure enters the room and smacks the cook outside."Sanji-kun! Get lost!"Nami then runs up to Marcella just as she disengages from Kalifa."Are you okay?""Yeah. The innane faggotry of your cook came in handy actually. But I'm still going to rip off his balls when I'm done here!""Don't worry. I'll have a nice long talk with Sanji before I put a muzzle on him!""Heh. You know what tangerine? You're alright.""I'm glad. Now, how can I help?""Ptooie! Don't know. What can you do?"Nami raised the disassembled pieces of her clima tact to show them off."I can offer long range support and attack from a distance. Can't really fight her caliber up close.""Good! Then you cover me and I'll make sure the bitch can't make a move on you!"Marcella raised her bat and made hooks appear on it in a spiral like pattern, the hooks then started moving around faster and faster until the bat looked like an excavator."Bait Spiral! I'm going to teach this slut the meaning of... gaping... prolapse... and uteral bleeding! Oh and watch out you don't touch the bubbles. Her ability is soap."
"Soap?""Yeah. It makes you smooth and even drains your strength.""Hmmm? Is that so?"The two girls then went to work with the intent of dismantling the soapy battlefield Kalifa set up. Marcellas spinning bat managed to fan the bubbles away from her long enough for Nami to conjure rain clouds with her staff. Kalifa then tried to use her new bubble powers a few more times to set up a deadly trap but it all ended the same way, with her soap washed away and her almost taking lethal damage each time. She learned the hard way that neither Kami-e nor Tekkai are much use. Her iron body could not withstand the tiller blade like bat and she could not simply move out of the way of Namis elemental attacks. Not only that but the Mirage Tempo made attacking a risky gamble as well. If she attacks an illusion she opens herself up for further abuse from either of them. And she had enough of being battered, burned, shocked and frozen. She accumulated too many bad hits and realized she needs to step up her game."What a pain. And I was enjoying the exploration of my new abilities so much. But if I don't take this seriously I may seriously die. Now this is sexual harassment.""OY BITCH! Save us your melodrama and throw yourself off the balcony! I PROMISE I won't go after you to stretch out your orifices!""How vulgar. Rokushiki Secret Technique: Slippery Shigan!"Marcella gasped as Kalifa disappeared from view and a hole appeared in her shoulder. She couldn't see her move at all, most likely because of how quickly she accelerated. Using a combination of Soru and her soap powers she slided across the floor to impale one of the pirates before moving over to kick the other."Rankyaku!"Nami only barely managed to avoid being sliced in half because of her Mirage Tempo but she still took a nasty hit. Marcella quickly drove Kalifa off before she could finish Nami and then ran up to the orange haired girl."W-What are you doing?""Closing the wound!""N-No I don't want to-"Nami screamed in agony as the wound was stapled together to prevent further blood loss. The treatment was far more painful than the attack itself but it was necessary, otherwise she'd risk bleeding out.
Kalifa frowned. Though she managed to inflict plenty of damage with that she couldn't keep this up. She was also hurt and that speed put a tremendous amount of strain on her. If she kept using that technique it would be hard to tell who bleeds out first, especially with Marcellas crude but efficient staunching of bloodflow. So she changes her approach yet again. Using Geppo she moves around the room in a safe manner and retrieves her rose like whip. If she can bleed them out first she could finish them off with a single attack. She threw her attacks out and they mostly connected but there was a problem. While Nami was susceptible to the pain of being pricked by her barbs Marcella wasn't as she was used to it, and it almost seemed like she took some perverse enjoyment from it. So Hook did what she does best and soaked up the hits for Nami who already felt sick from all the bloodletting, hers and the sight of Marcellas as well.As Kalifa tied the end of her whip to her bed and began sliding around in a sick game of jump-rope Marcella turned to Nami."Can't you make something useful with that thing? Shoot some fire for fucks sake!""I can't! It only makes hot and cold balls of air! I need time to set things up!"A devious plan snuck itself in Marcellas head."Hey girl. So if I bought you time you could set up something for me?""Y-Yes but-""Bitchin! Make one on my signal! Then run!"Marcella ran up and took Kalifas hit straight on. The whip wrapped itself around her body several times which made Kalifa chuckle. Pulling as hard as she could she turned the red-headed pirate into a fountain of blood as her life spurted out of the many holes in her body. This time even Marcella screamed. But it quickly turned into laughter."NOW!"Marcella stomped as Namis balls finally combined in the appropriate amount."Hurricane Tempo!"And following Marcellas instructions she ran as fast as she could once her attack was launched. Nami did not return for minutes until the sound of metal clashing against metal abated. When she returned she froze in horror as the whole place was painted red. Good thing too because if she took one step inside her legs would've been impaled by dozens of fishing hooks at once. In the middle Marcella stood, laughing next to an unrecognizable pile of meat."Get a load of this gal! She keeps going on and on about her "great" and "amazing" her baths are but when I make one it's suddenly "NO STOP PLEASE". Some people you just can't please!"
>>4658368>Marcella stomped as Namis ballsKek. Actually kinda funny out of context.Also fucking RIP Kalifa.
>>4658368Hot
>>4658368That's a brutal as hell way to go. I feel really bad for Kalifa.
>>4658368That is horrifying, and legitimately a better fight then the anime gave her. Good show! Also nice to see Marcella live up to exactly how terrifying her power's can be... Especially when used by someone who has absolutely no compulsions about killing people
>>4658368I don't get how that worked. I'm also concerned about Nami's mental health. Don't care about Kalifa's health.
>>4658368Nice>>4658402>I don't get how that workedWhat do you get when you throw someone around with gale force winds in a room made out of razors?
>>4658402>>4658414Razorblades that seem to be grinding against each other ie moving. basically a room sized wood chipper made out of fish hooks that Kalifa was being thrown around in...If you need further visuals I offer you the following:Hook goes up, meat goes down.Hook goes up, meat goes down.In every direction, from every surface.
>>4658402Eh it's one piece nobody is going to get a metal trauma from just that
>>4658368
>>4658344>Reaching down Kalifa slowly undid the belt of the pirate and reached into the bulging underwearThat's sexual harassment.
>>4658555Don't worry, I think she... Got the point
>>4658426I'd say Kalifa got plenty of metal trauma from that
>>4658791Why certainly. The idea must have positively pricked her psyche. Rat bastard.
>"silver and his crew are fucking psychos" -Tangerine, probably
Wow, I almost wish we ended her back at Water 7. At least then it would've been quick.
>>4658897I would think Usopp just might agree with that. But yea, Marcella probably does qualify. I mean, she did run her mob town on the principle of "Do as I say or you're dead, and if I have to say it you're in deep shit".
>>4658897>>4659492Wait until silver commit cannibalism
>>4659616He was already about to...>Welcome to silver's crew! Meet your new crewmates!"Cavalier Cannibal" Silver"Mad Butcher" Marcella"Devil's Doctor" Lydia"Poison Pastry" Omukade"Anchor Arms" Murray"Hell's Angel" Hagetaka
>>4659622And last but not least meet>"Crimes" WillW-what did Crimes Will do?He drank the captains choccy milk
Nico Robin can not comprehend what she's seeing right now. Up until now she lived believing that she's the last person on the planet capable of reading the text of the Poneglyphs. Yet here stands a pirate boy, laughing in the face of the whole world, proudly brandishing his crude copy of the text with some level of understanding of it. She felt overwhelmed and began breathing quite quick. Meanwhile the two agents holding her hostage are in a similar position only for vastly different reasons."L-L-L-Lucci! Is that what I think it is?! I-IS THAT REAL?"Lucci frowns and calmly puts a finger on Robins neck."Her heart is beating quite fast Chief. I believe it is genuine..."The beads of sweat don't disappear from Luccis temple but they do from Spandams."Wa ha ha ha ha ha! Finally some good news! Explaining our botched mission to the higher ups was going to be a pain! But having not one but TWO people who can read the text in the palm of our hands will MORE than make up for it! HAH! Serves you right you idiotic pirate! You'll pay for your stupidity dearly! If you only kept your mouth shut we would've simply killed you! But now?! LUCCI! I want this one alive! We'll take him to HQ alongside Nico Robin and break him! Once we pry off all his fingernails, break all his bones and let the torturers have fun with him we'll use this one to decipher the glyphs even faster! WA HA HA HA HA HA!""Oy, what is that big box you're carrying? Is that my money?"You barely even paid any attention to Panda but because he was so loud you realized he was lugging a rather large package on a trolley. Quickly you draw your gun and fire at him which makes the guy almost pee his pants, especially from how loud your gun is. However Lucci quickly transformed into a kitty cat again and grabbed the bullet out of the air. Though he lets the bullet drop to the ground casually the sizzling of his hand tells you that this isn't a very easy feat to pull off even for him."Chief. I recommend you proceed with Nico Robins extraction. If he fires that thing any closer I may not be able to stop it."Spandam calms his nerves and starts awkwardly chuckling."Okay Lucci! You know how to do your job so I'll leave the brat to you! But remember we want him alive!""And his comrades?""I don't care. Do as you please!""Understood!"Lucci licks his lips and smiles.>Do they really think they can just leave? Fat chance!>It'd be bad if Nico Robin got caught in this. Let them leave>Other?
> Seems like Rob Pussi can't let Panda Puss get hurt. Maybe you could use that against him.
>>4659701Oooo, +1.
>>4659693>Do they really think they can just leave? Fat chance!
>>4659701Now you are thinking like a pirate!I wholeheartedly second
>>4659701support
>>4659701+1pirate tactics, baby
Worst case scenario: We mildly distract him a littleBest Case scenario: We either do massive mounts of damage through it, or Panda dies.
>>4659727Worst case: No differenceGood outcome: We stall things for a good, long, time. Best outcome: Lucci has to tank more hits then he's comfortable with.
>>4659701Sniff. I'm proud of you guys.Sadly straight up going for Spandam may prove... difficult to say the least. But let's just see what happens!>writingNow show me your warface3d10+2 best of 3, dc: 13, crit: 25
Rolled 6, 1, 4 + 2 = 13 (3d10 + 2)>>4659736Lets go
Rolled 5, 2, 10 + 2 = 19 (3d10 + 2)>>4659736
Rolled 8, 7, 10 + 2 = 27 (3d10 + 2)>>4659736
Clutch, Clutch!
>>4659743Damn boy, now that's rolling!
>>4659743Whoah!
>>4659743And silver continues to be loved by the dice
>>4659755Fate truly loves pirates
"Okay Lucci! I'm counting on you! I'll take this whore to the Gates of Justice right now and after I kick her through I'll wait for you! Okay see-"You smirk and after a quick transformation and reloading your gun with your combustible fur you fire off another shot which surprises Lucci due to how quickly you can change your zoan forms. He still manages to catch the bullet but he realizes that something's up. You smile as Panda is stuck in place. Even a dummy like you could figure out that Rob Pussy can't let Panda Pussy to get hurt. So where does that leave you?"Hold on a minute! Did you really think I'd let you go just like that?""It doesn't matter what you want I-"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0x3H1nauEA"Kekeke! Nah! I don't think you guys get it yet!"You transform into your hybrid state and let out one of your sonic screams aimed at Lucci directly. Even though you're not in the Turelim form yet your screams are still dangerous and Lucci knows this. With surprising ease he bends backwards and lets the deadly waves whoosh past him. He straightens his back once he sees you shutting up and tries to smugly tell you something but he's cut off by a loud explosion coming from behind. He looks over his shoulder and realizes he just played into your hand. The attack hit the wall above the exit, making it cave in."I am in charge here! You're not going anywhere until I'm done with you!"Lucci can't believe this. And he's not sure if that was your intention or just a happy coincidence. But he does understand that his job just got a whole lot harder."Hnnnnnnnnnng! Damn you shitty brat! How DARE YOU obstruct our justice! Well if you want to fight so bad then so be it! He, hehehe."He draws a rather large and heavy looking sword. Makes you wonder how he can even lift that thing. And then he pulls Robin in front of him. He seems to think you won't attack her to get to him. And he's kinda right. He's not worth sacrificing a life for."FUNKFREED!"His sword begins to change shape and the blade part of it begins to morph into the front half of an elephant. It toots fiercely as it obeys its masters command. Cool, but not something you're interested in right now."Well? What's wrong you scum? Attack me! Face my elephant! LUCCI! He tries to come after me I'll hold him up with Funkfreed while you gut him!""Oy? What are you thinking?""Huh?""Who said you get to fight?""HUUUUUH?!""I don't care about you. So sit down until I finish pounding your Pussy. Then it's your turn.""Y-You DARE to order me around?! FINE! SEE WHERE THAT GETS YOU!"Spandam lets go of his sword which now fully turned into an elephant and prepares to punch Robin."Every time you open your mouth from now on the BITCH GETS IT!"You pull up your tricorn hat so your eyes are revealed and speak calmly once more."You're starting to piss me off. I said sit! Dog!"
>>4659800I can't help but read everything silver says here in that slow, calm, psychopathic voice...You know the one.
It's not clear what happened in that moment. But the once mighty looking elephant began shaking in place like a scared little cat from the ominous aura that filled the room and he was the one that took it best. Spandam lost his voice and his strength left him. Unable to support his body anymore his legs gave out and he fell at the spot where he stood. Even Nico Robin felt shaken, her skin was covered in goose bumps, she didn't dare to move either. Only Lucci remained capable of functioning fully but on the psychological level he too was affected. His shifted into his hybrid form and by the looks of it intends to STAY in it for the rest of the upcoming fight. A bead of sweat rolls down his forehead. "It appears I've miscalculated. We underestimated him too much. He must've been the one to defeat Blueno after all. What ominous aura. You. Pirate. Are you really doing this for a simple autograph?""Kek! Why else?""And you'd go through all that trouble for something so mundane? Even the Straw Hats reason for declaring war on the world is foolish, but yours is insane.""Yes. But don't worry. I'm sure you guys will learn someday to not stand between me and what I want."Lucci was always a murderer at heart, someone who followed Dark Justice so he could satiate his blood lust while remaining on the right side of the law. It was a simple arrangement which he liked. But it appears that now he might actually have to play the part of the hero. This pirate in front of him was like the embodiment of everything he was made to fight. Others are merely branded as enemies of the state for the slightest infringements and he takes care of them. But this is the only one that manages to tick off every check mark there is. He raised his fists in preparation for a tough fight.You smirk at him. He finally gets it.>Conserve your strength for now and fight him as is>Transform as well. It's time for a rumble!>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!>Other?
>>4659813>Conserve your strength for now and fight him as is.Man, this is great stuff Spooky. Your doing an amazing job.
>>4659813>>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!Tools don't deserve honor
>>4659813>>Conserve your strength for now and fight him as is
>>4659813>>Transform as well. It's time for a rumble!
>Conserve your strength for now and fight him as is>> Use all forms of the Rokushiki, even 6 King Gun if necessary
>>4659813>Menacing aura that forces people to kneel/sit>Can read Glyphs>has VoAT... you are dipping dangerously close to photography territory spooky...>Conserve your strength for now and fight him as is.
>>4659813>Transform as well. It's time for a rumble!
>>4659822I think Spooky's got it handled. We're only able to get the meaning from glyphs, and we don't have much of a reason to be interested in them, at least until we get to the New World where they become essential. I feel like the voat goes well with Silver's character, and as for the aura/Conqueror's Haki, we'll have to see where it goes.
>>4659822>... you are dipping dangerously close to photography territory spooky...inb4 Silver with the Goro Goro no Mi confirmed for next arc
> Destroy everything, break this place down and escape with Robin after knocking him out afterwords
>>4659828The Conqueror's Haki is the minor problem compared to Voat, silver is the protagonist of a quest about one piece is obvious since the beginning that is going to get conqueror, even more since conqueror is basically the writing tool for oda to hype important characters.
>>4659822i'm enjoying the idiot savant route myself
>>4659839>>4659828Voat was picked out of necessity to ensure player freedom since Oda made Robin pretty much the most essential person in the world
>>4659813>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!
>>4659813>>Transform as well. It's time for a rumble!I don't think holding back is going to get us anywhere but the graveyard
Okay looks like it's a tie between all 3.I'll go and have dinner then see what happened
Also, ladies and gents... I think we've done Eliza proud with that one. From what little we know she also gave absolutely 0 fucks
>>4659813>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!POCKET LOBSTER GO
>>4659862Silver follows her words in everything he does
>>4659813>>He likes to kill villains huh? Well you can give him one. Fight dirty!
Well looks like fighting filthy winsUuuuuh. This might be a bit controversialAnyway let's see how you do. You get an additional + for your crit>writing3d10+3 best of 3, dc 19, crit 25
Rolled 3, 9, 7 + 3 = 22 (3d10 + 3)>>4659884
Rolled 9, 1, 9 + 3 = 22 (3d10 + 3)>>4659884come one dice
Rolled 9, 4, 4 + 3 = 20 (3d10 + 3)>>4659884
>>4659892>>4659888>>4659887Okay this is going to work but not flawlessly.
You feel a certain desire swell up in your gut and you act according to the urge. Transforming you stare down Luccis leopard form in your bat form and the two of you exchange a few intimidating growls and snarls. The air around you gets quite tense but you finally finish daring the other to begin the attack when Lucci smiles and decides to attack first."Kamisori!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBrzXf5DHGEHe charges from all the way over there, moving at high speed in a zigzag motion through both land and air. You see him slow down and wind up his arm to thrust his finger gun into you. In response you shrink down to human form so you're a smaller target and jump back, making him hit the ground instead. He lifts his hand and with it the tile he impaled and throws it at you. Without much effort you manage to shatter it with a punch but it looks like he wanted exactly that as the dust from it offered him ample cover for his next attack."Rankyaku: Kaiten!"Hearing the word you draw your sword ready to block the coming razor wind. But it looks like that was not what Lucci had in mind as his leg did not shoot out a wind, instead it was just a simple kick that moved your raised blade out of the way while he was still spinning. As he turned you saw his tail shimmer and you knew you were in trouble. The wind hit you horizontally in the chest and pushes you back. But Lucci does not relent and pursues you with that Kamisori technique which seems to be a mixture of Soru and Geppo. He appears when you're still reeling from the attack and he's already throwing out the next."Shigan: Madara!"With a flex you straighten your back and toss your sword in the air, it won't be much use now."Hasshoken: Buken Ranbu!"You exchange blow for blow, him throwing deadly spear like thrusts while you're hitting him back with earth shattering punches. Luckily your attacks have enough "oomph" behind them that when you hit his clawed fingers they don't simply go through your arm but they still hurt like hell. Luckily it seems that the reverse is true for him as well. You keep throwing punches, waiting for your sword to stop spinning and make a return. When you hear it falling you cheekily kick some sand up which gets into Luccis eye and makes him stop. With a jump you snatch the sword out of the air and bring it down on him and imbue it with Hasshoken for good measure. But you're not the only one with enhanced senses in this fight."Tekkai: Utsugi!"His breast expands and hardens like iron to reflect your blow. But the force of your sword is not so easily repulsed and after a brief struggle of exerting as much force as possible you push Lucci back. The pristine white fur on his chest slowly turns red as blood begins to seep from the wound you just inflicted on him. You'd say you're even now but that's just you being bad at math. In fact his rush attack left quite a few wounds on your body and now you're bleeding even more than before.
Lucci simply flicks a thumb across the affected area and licks the blood he just picked up with it. His bleeding is already starting to stop. You're very familiar with the enhanced tenacity a zoan fruit bestows on its user but it's not fun being on the receiving end for a change. Panting from the exertion you start looking around for things to tip the scales in your favor. And as Lucci speaks up you find it."What now scum? Is this all that bravado of yours amounts to? I'll enjoy dismantling you then, even if it'll take a while!""Coo coo!"Now's your chance!"POCKET CRAB GO!"You throw your hat at Lucci as hard as you can and he finds it hit a bit harder than anticipated as there's a rather dangerous crab in it. It doesn't deal much damage but it's enough to distract him for a moment.BOOOOMThe room goes quiet and everyone looks in the direction of the shot. Pinions can be seen gently falling down to the ground alongside drops of blood. There is a lot of uncertainty as a tiny little "plop" can be heard. At this point Lucci manages to pry the angry snippers off his nose and he finally looks over his shoulder. All the while you're smiling."Whoops. Guess I still can't hit something that small!"Lucci stares at the pigeon with the broken wing and starts feeling things he hasn't felt for years."Hattori? Why? YOU!""What? I'm just acting like you want me to. There's no need to be upset.""RANKYAKU: GAICHO!"He throws another one of those dangerous kicks, except this one's much stronger and takes the shape of a soaring bird as it flies towards you. Finally you transform into your bat form and unleash a sonic scream that's just as powerful and manage to destroy the bird attack. Looks like he's really pissed now! Good! Looking at him you see that he's just about ready pounce any second now. But the rage in his eyes betrays his vulnerability. He's wholly focused on you, meaning you could get away with things you probably wouldn't have before.>Lead him into the air. He can't outfly a bird!>Time to raise the heat! Literally>Let's see if you can manage to use your weapons in hybrid form>Other?
>>4659986>Let's see if you can manage to use your weapons in hybrid form
>>4659986>Lead him into the air. He can't outfly a bird!
>>4659986>>Time to raise the heat! Literally
>>4659986>hurting HattoriSpookyng no.
>>4659986>Time to raise the heat! Literally
>>4659986ah shit the bird, I guess that is pretty dirty.
>>4659986>Lead him into the air. He can't outfly a bird!Hattori was to far. I didn't think we'd be fighting this dirty.
>>4660003That bird was an asshole.
>>4659986>Time to raise the heat! LiterallyIt's a cat. Cats don't like heat.
>>4660005Eat my ass? Eat my ass.
>>4660003Its never too far, get fucked Bird.
>>4659997Fuck this nigger's bird and his momma too, but most of all fuck you.>>4659986>Time to raise the heat! Literally>"Your skin's really hard, you know. That's a nice technique, i wonder if i can use it too?"
>>4659986>>Let's see if you can manage to use your weapons in hybrid formOur money is here, fire bad! Fire much bad!Also he flies, probably better then us. Fly bad.Also, ahahaha. We really went there and made it personal, didn't we? Oh Silver you absolute madman.
>>4660020our money is gold with a high melting point, no problems
>>4659986I hope he doesn't think to attack pocket crab in retaliation
>>4659986>>Time to raise the heat! Literally>>4660003We’re pirates anon, we’re still at the end of the day bad guys too.
Also, i'm loving that silver is a big enough psychopath to make a hardened murderer feel feelings, but it only comes out when he's fighting someone.
>>4660024Yea I know. I guess I just see us being in that situation with Marauder. That and the bird never did much to us, but I guess if it gives us the edge over Lucci.
>>4660021Are you sure? I would have thought we changed it out to bills before paying Iceburg... Also are you saying that we can't even melt gold?!
>>4660036maybe with sustained focus and a lot of effort on a single coin, but gold is hard as hell to melt.
>>4660025Mate, just five minutes ago we decided to shoot Panda in the head for little to no reason other then "he's acting like a dick", and then again in here because it didn't work the first time. We have absolutely zero qualms about anything once we've set our eyes on something. The guy is genuinely scary and that's something which makes him really quite interesting, especially if and when we get to see Silver from someone else's point of view, oh yes ~
People wanted us to act like a villain, and are surprised when we do something terrible.
Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?>writingNow I could make you roll in C° but that'd be dumb3d10+2 best of 3, dc 17, crit 26>>4660033You don't talk shit to someone and expect them to play nice. And Silver is not dumb enough to let that happen in the first place>>4660000Yoooo check 'em!>>4660024Exactly. If the whole world treats you as the villain then you have every right to use a villains tactics
Rolled 8, 3, 2 + 2 = 15 (3d10 + 2)>>4660056FUCK SHIT UP
Rolled 6, 2, 10 + 2 = 20 (3d10 + 2)>>4660056
Rolled 5, 9, 10 + 2 = 26 (3d10 + 2)>>4660056
Rolled 6, 5, 1 + 2 = 14 (3d10 + 2)>>4660056
>>4660036well melting point of gold is 1,064 °C, a doubt that silver can reach this point
>>4660061based as fuck
>>4660061eeyyy, that's one hot cat
>>4660061Sweet baby jesus, what is with the dice today? RNGesus must have a hateboner for CP9 that's bigger than mine
>>4660061Oh boy oh boy
>>4660065You could almost say that he's in heat
>>4660061>>4660063forgot what i said, we can say goodbye to our gold
>>4660072jesus christ, a 26 is a totally unreasonable expectation mathamatically speaking but the dice gods are far, far louder
>>4660077I told you, I told you we'd kiss our money goodbye.Did anyone listen, oh no they didn't. "its fine" they said "there's no way we crit that hard" they said.
>>4660089At least we will have the melted remains as a cool art piece for dauntless
>>4660096A modern art masterpiece.
>>4660089Well, gold doesn't lose any inherent value even if it gets accidentally melted.It only matters if the value of the minted coin is higher than the value of the gold itself, which i doubt.Otherwise, why use something as valuable as gold for your currency?
Lucci does what any reasonable person would've done in his position and starts violently attacking you, though not the way you imagined. You assumed he'd just rush you down and try to tear you limb from limb. Well, you're sorta right but not really. You underestimated his sheer hatred for you right now. Lucci still wants to break you down piece by piece but slowly. So instead of rushing you down he's jumping around the place with his high speed movement and keeps flicking you which seems to fly."Tobu Shigan!"His flicking is loud enough for your ears to pick them up but too fast for your body to dodge. Some of it you avoid, others you deflect with well timed parries but the others do hit you. This is unfortunately not acceptable. But you can't do much about it. You haven't managed to use Shakushi outside of the Turelim and you're saving that for the end when things get hairy. So you need to start, ugh, thinking. Luckily Lucci is kind enough to help you out with that when he hits you with another, more powered up version of his flick."Tobu Shigan: Bachi!"The flying attack explodes into tongues of flames when it hits you. Then you snap your finger as it hits you. That's something you can do! Slowly you heat up while continuing to guard against his attacks until your body is positively glowing in an orange light. At first it's uncertain what you're trying to do since you don't attempt to make a counter attack. But as things proceed it becomes much, much more apparent. Nico Robins, the elephants and even Pandas paralyzed bodies begin sweating, not to mention Lucci who's not only wearing a suit but also a thick coat of fur. The air around you gets so hot it's becoming difficult to breath for those not used to such temperatures. It's really becoming like a sauna in here. And its effect shows. Lucci starts running out of breath and starts to slow down which means it's your turn now to have fun."Silver Style: Orange Bat Punch!""T-Tekkai! OOOF!"Lucci puts up his guard but your body is even hotter than the room and the brief contact is enough to give him first degree burns, which are enough to soften his iron like body for your Hasshoken to break through. You smack him so hard he smashes through several crates of random garbage before hitting the wall of the room. Using your wings you follow him and attempt to beat him further but he dodges. Good thing too because only now do you realize that if you hit that wall all the heat would've escaped.
So are we taking Funkfreed for sure?
>>4660138Funkfreed can't even put up with our untrained Haki, so I'm not sure we'd be able to get much use out of him. I mean I guess we could give Will a pet....
>>4660138Funkfreed is a nice prize for all of this I think.
>>4660138Absolutely
>>4660138Of course, we need a new sword after all.
>>4660141it's a shounen he can just train
>>4660138I don't like the idea of taking and using items from canon characters, I find our Banderas Jezail to be a lot more interesting then the Elephant sword simply because its tied to us...But a trophy, or to ransom back later I'm all for.
>>4660146I agree for the most part, but Funkfreed doesn't get much use in canon and I don't see anything huge happening because of it.
Imagine we adopt a whole Zoo for Will
>>4660136Kinda surprised Lucci didn't just kill our pet crab then and there
>>4660148Yea, fair but in principle I'd rather make up new stuff then steal from established characters, its just not something I find all that interesting and, I don't know, leaves a bad taste in my mouth?
>>4659986Also I think>He's wholly focused on you, meaning you could get away with things you probably wouldn't have before.Was spooky's way of telling us we could have killed spandam
>>4660153>"Hey Will">"What animal do you wanna see next?">"Oh a monkey? I know where to get one, kekek."
>>4660157Crabshell is made out of sea stone. Much harder to handle than a common pigeon
>>4660159 He's being a good dog though, Silver can shoot him later.
>>4660136Hope for a hyena like mane of fire
Hm, so if we actually somehow manage to beat Lucci (Which I kind of almost hope we don't, It'd just a nice scene and good character growth if Luffy busts in and picks up the slack after we are narrowly beaten)... What are the odds that the vice-Admirals from the buster call (assuming there is a buster call) do not sit happily on their ships and instead decide to engage the two meanie pirates stomping around their island?
"It's getting harder to think."Lucci takes as deep of a breath as he can."Seimei Kikan: Kami-e Bushin"Luccis body shrinks before your eyes in a manner very similar to your Turelim form. But his is more like a compression of his whole body into a smaller, quicker, more agile form while yours is the concentration of your devil fruit into certain areas of the body. But its effects are noticeable. He moves around much faster now and even though his attacks are weaker there are a lot more of them now. You actually start accumulating more damage now since you can block less attacks. As you start to get overwhelmed however you see Lucci undoing his transformation and becoming big again."Rankyaku: Hyobi!"This is slow, very slow. But much stronger than the others before. You could easily jump over it. But, that'd be silly. You cross your wings and brace for impact, taking the hit with a smile even as blood comes out of your mouth."Copying my trick? Lame. What? Thought I couldn't hear the water behind me? Nah. You're not cooling down Pussy!"But you quickly look around and realize that it might be for the best if you did in fact cool down a little. With his little trick Lucci is a lot less overheated, but Nico Robin is still as badly affected by it as before. And you don't want to hurt her. So you better end this one quickly to mitigate the collateral damage. You uncross your wings and begin running toward Lucci. For the final attack you raise the heat even further but keep it inside and don't use it to raise the ambient temperature. Your mane begins to look like it's on fire as black smoke rises from your fur when individual strands of hair start combusting. Lucci sees this obvious advancement and decides to capitalize on you opening yourself up so much."Seimei Kikan: KAMISORI!"He starts shifting again mid-sprint and becomes leaner. As he does so his speed gets too much and you loose track of him as he zigzags around the place."Goshigan!"He thrusts his palm forward with all fingers facing forward. This assassination technique was clearly aimed to kill you instantly as he aimed for your heart. However while he struck true he forgot about one little thing. While it's true that you can't harden your body like they can, your muscles are still more akin to bonded strands of steel. With a flex you entrap his fingers between your searing hot chest muscles and smile at him."Got you!"You bite down on his shoulder and sink your fangs into him, allowing the built up heat to transfer over to his shoulder. You both separate from the other after a moment. The pain was simply too unbearable for both parties. And as you stand there, staring at each other and panting you hear the doors blow open at the end of the room."ROOOOOBIIIIIIN!"Oh no. Not him!
>>4660176I would say pretty low
I know I'm super early with this but sadly I must end things hereI have to get up early tomorrow for reasons outside my controlAnyway I hope you enjoyed this. We'll continue with either a 2v1 or a tag-out, or the flipping off of GoofyHave a good night!>>4660176Low. The Buster Call is not about simply killing a target. It's about reducing the island they are on to rubble
>>4660183Have a nice night, thanks for the run>>4660180Dammit Luffy, you let all the hot air out
>>4660183Good night Spooky, and hells yea I did. Thanks for running
>>4660180i guess the best option, now the luffy let all the hot air out would be let goofy finish him off, and kill spandam before conqueror effects wears off.>>4660183nice run today, spook
>>4660183Thanks for the run, Spooks!
>>4660176neh to hell guffy this is the story of the happy psychopath from "silver" if we become stronger stealing enemies from guffy we will do it without hesitation.Besides we have defeated Guffy's priority in the eyes of the government, if we defeat Lucy1) we will have defeated 2 of the best assassins in the navy2) they will know that we can read forbidden language3) we can hear the voice of all things4) we show signs of conquering haki.5) and the most important thing we do not have guffy's morals
So 6 threads in and we have Conqueror's Haki? Remind me again about how the other One Piss quest was BS, with Flashman being competent and unlocking Haki early.This is a fun quest as well, just saying.
>>4660665To be fair, CH fits Silver way more than it does Flashman. I'd say the problem with OPBP wasn't the bullshit, it was that the qm couldn't keep her own quest on a track.
>>4660740The problem was the QM was a spider.
>>4660747Yeah, so what?
>>4660756Well played, anon
>>4660665The difference is that Silver is the main character
I wonder if we can use Shigan to improve our Hasshoken, if not the actual technique the theory of focusing attacks into as small a point as possible
>>4661128In fact I've been thinking it over and have possible ideas in mind to expand Silver's move list even if some might be a bit beyond him at the moment.> Have him attack someone with two different body parts both vibrating at different speeds.> A variation on The "Laughing Bomb" where he throws it with spin. Concept stolen from Rasengan>Given the description of his steel brand like muscles I wonder if he could use a mix of hasshoken and life return/biofeedback to vibrate his muscles in such that they either increase his defense even further or serve to deal damage.>Minimizing the physical force of an attack in order to maximize vibration damage.> And finally further the increase the speed of Shakushi by vibrating his legs when they hit the ground so he takes off with more force.Also if any crewmembers actually copy Rokushiki i think it should be Ann who gets Rankyaku, given her number of limbs she could really make use of it
>>4661174>Ann who gets RankyakuYeah but spider legs are pointy. Imagine shigan with spider legs.
>>4661193That sounds pretty cool actually. I imagine it'd be her last resort, with her not being a huge fan of her hybrid form to begin with.
>>4660665Exist a clear difference between the two cases. First flashman is supposedly to be a untalented rookie that couldn't become a actual soldier, but for no reason other than nat100 he is now zoro tier talent. is important to remember than in water seven, flashman already knew how to use armament and observation haki. Let's not mention how he has both d and celestial dragon blood or the super powerful logia that he gets from enel. Flashman is a cool character for most of the quest, but the qm inability to control the effects of the nat 100 transformed the guy in power fantasy character.
>>4661244>>4661193True, true... But that does imply a willingness to kill, killing intent to use the anime phrase, which I don't think Ann has.Then again if the "Carnivorous fruit" theory holds up she probably is struggling with hunt/kill instincts of a spider. But there's a lot to explore with spiders as is, silk is an obvious one. Jumping spiders, well... Jump, Geppo is possible. If I remember correctly spiders liquidate what they eat, so there's definitely potential to do something with that.If I remember correctly jumping spider venom is also remarkably quick working and potent, a paralytic to be precise. Not to mention my personal favorite: Jumping spider muscles are Hydraulic, by using their own blood. It's how they generate the force necessary to jump as far as they do. There must be a dozen or so ways that can be angle can be used
>>4661295Mind you that quest DID get an unnatural number of nat 100s, I'm not saying it wasn't the QM's fault that flashman became a Mary Sue so quickly, but it wasn't entirely her fault either.
>>4661295I mean, tbf, if we did the same here with constant max rolls I don't doubt we'd also be around that level. And it's not like the blame lies solely on her, players showed no hesitation to pick up new weapons and proceed to crit with them. We were also shit with enel's logia, perhaps the one thing flashman couldn't crit with, and the bloodline thing was more of a joke and completely irrelevant to the actual quest outside explaining how what should have been a mook for so good so fast. Look dude I get it, the quest wasn't for you but you don't have to shit on it unfairly or reference it in a whole different quest like it's a competition
>>4661947To be fair, the person who mentioned the quest first >>4660665 is someone who liked it apparently.And if it's one piece related and it makes for good discussion, is it really bad do talk about it?
>>4661947I think another problem was that the players wanted Flashman to be ridiculously OP and would constantly metagame every possible instance where they could gain power. Like half the quest is spent on training.At first I kind of wanted Funkfreed for our sword but I'm glad other anons decided against it. Our main things should be martial arts combined with the devil fruit our gun and sword are mostly their for style.>>4661961It's kind of in poor taste since quests are in a pseudo-competition for posts. If a quest's discussion is just about another then why is that quest even going?It should be up to the QM
>>4661968Except one quest is dead, there really isn't competition.
>>4661970It's still competing for brainspace. No one wants to be around someone who only talks about their ex.
>>4661971Who's brainspace is that limited. And people make for good topics.
>>4661977No it is incredibly obnoxious. You make me regret the few things I have mentioned from that quest.
Sounds like a classic "Nat20" issue, I can understand it but a crit doesn't have to break the setting, its probably better if it doesn't. An extra good result is an extra good result, doesn't have to mean one wins instantly, pulls something out of their ass or convinces the king to randomly hand over the crown.
>>4661987Why me, that's on you.
>>4661993>rolls a natty>I like you Adventurernon. Here have my crown and fuck my sister. I never wanted to be king anyway. I wanted to be a turnip farmer.
>>4661947Well I was not the first to mention it, and i don't really dislike photographer just the lasts threads in truth is probably one of the best one piece quests, but I apologize for the anons here for shitting the thread.
>>4662022>He doesn't want to give up his hard grueling life of being a ruler to have a relaxing and carefree one as a Turnip Farmer
>>4663220>he wants to be orc rape bait by owning a farm
So how do you guys think Goofy is gonna screw us over?
>>4663363He's going to either steal our fight or run away with Robin.
>>4663373>not letting us get the signature
>>4663373>>4663397
>>4663363>>4663373Don't forget our promise.We're doing it for her. Just this once.We can kick their asses later.
>>4663363Don't know if he will, he said that we're on the same team back in Water 7 and I don't see him breaking that alliance unless we do something first. That said he might call Dibs on Lucci, claiming that we took the last one so it'd only be fair if he got one too. Honestly in terms of screwing us over we've already done a remarkably good job of it. Think about it, pirates are predictable. They go around, killing each other as much as they do raiding and stealing and that's a nice status quo the world government has gotten used to. Even the Straw Hats coming to Enies Lobby was to a degree predictable, you hit them and they hit back. Simple enough, you can plan around that. You can be comfortable with whats going to happen. And then this joker shows up to the doorfront of the Marine HQ, assaults its defenders and starts fighting the elite assassins of CP9 because he wanted an *autograph*, that's the information they have. They'l know about the money but not the Merry so that's what the reports will say. You can't plan around people like that, you can't predict people like that. People who don't have the same ambitions, the same inhibitions or reasons as others. And that will worry people a lot more then the burning of an island, a declaration of war. A madman who just does as he pleases and damn the world if it gets the way of his whims... I have a feeling the name "Cavalier" Silver might change come the next set of bounties, and more then one comparison will be drawn to the Mad Dog Eliza Silver. I am also somewhat, very, worried about what might happen after al this... With Garp and... And... Mary.
>>4663363Don't think he will, even he's stealing the fight probably is not going to happen unless we vote to let him
>>4663686I think we should give him the fight seeing as how he ruined our advantage and take the time to shoot spandam in the face.
>>4663722yeah. i don't feel the point in continuing the fight with lucci>>4663433>I have a feeling the name "Cavalier" Silver might change come the next set of bounties, and more then one comparison will be drawn to the Mad Dog Eliza Silver.Dunno if that would be thematically appropriate, the entire point of silver journey is making his own name, I think it would weaker this if silver title is based in another person.
>>4663752i hope our next photo is a monsterouse version of us on fire
>>4663752>Dunno if that would be thematically appropriate, the entire point of silver journey is making his own name, I think it would weaker this if silver title is based in another personThat's not up to Silver though. That's what the government came up with for his bounty poster. Because a bounty for "Silver" would have cheeky idiots showing up with a literal pile of silver and asking for fuckloads of cash. They'd get turned away of course but it would be annoying as fuck. Hence the extra nickname.
>>4663760It would be cool, but the photo in the bounty is to help the marines and bounty hunters to identify the pirate, so a photo of zoan form silver wouldn't be much useful.>>4663776>Because a bounty for "Silver" would have cheeky idiots showing up with a literal pile of silver and asking for fuckloads of cashKek now I want an omake of people false flagging silver capture with actual silver.
>>4663433>I am also somewhat, very, worried about what might happen after al this... With Garp and... And... Mary.I still don't see why Silver would give a single fuck as to what Mary wants or how she feels. As far as he was concerned she was just another one of his tormentors. Only difference was that she was an extremely naive one.
Okay you filthy landlubbers! I think I found the time for my next session. I should be capable of running on Tuesday at 15:00 GMT like usual.Today I might post another fight scene, just don't know which one yet. Might do the actual Rocket Man one since I still owe you that.But depends. If I'm in the mood I might do a CP9 again, something a bit... smaller. Like Ann vs Fukuro. Or maybe Gu and Chopper vs Kumadori>>4663397This can not stand!>>4663417I don't know. I'll let you guys decide whether you want to double team Lucci, beating him solo or if you think he's had enough from you.>>4663433I like the way you think>GarpYeah now we're cooking with gasoline>>4663752Epithet's don't usually change in OP. Just the meaning doesThe name Straw Hat went from>Some no-name pirate in East Blueto>The guy who keeps beating the ass of our Shichibukaiand finally>World Class threat on par with the YonkoI guess it'd just sow too much confusion in the masses if they kept changing a pirates identification, so instead they just pile on shit on them until the original meaning is lost>>4663760The photo change might happen though. Especially with what this anon said>>4663795Adding a Zoan picture to it would be useful>>4663776KekTechnically it's not even the WG.The World Government simply issues the bounty on a pirates head. The ones responsible for the picture and most of their presentation is the World News Organization lead by Big News Morgans. While it's true that the govment does often interfere it looks like based birdman is only willing to comply if he wants to>>4664062I mean, he doesn't? That bitch-slap in Kano was pretty evident of that. But it's not Silver caring about Mary that's the problem. It's the other way around
>>4664292>That bitch-slap in Kano was pretty evident of thatDidn't he just throw her into the sea? I think our crewmates were even puzzled at our light-handed touch for her compared to everyone else.
>>4664300It might as well have been with such a reality checkBut worry notI'll try to clear it up a bit soon
>>4663752Well, the "Cavalier" part of our name wasn't us. That was some random photographer in Gu's hometown who thought it sounded cool. And it *is* based on another person, Eliza the Silver. The pirate who inspired us to break free.>>4664062Think one step further. Mary probably would not be interested in having a friendly chat, unlike a certain pink haired crybaby, in fact I'd assume she'd be in a fit of rage and we don't happen to be a certain someones grandson. That is the course of events I'm which worries me. >>4663776kek, because they probably would.
>>4663373How about this, we steal Robin and he fights Lucci? Boom! Now everyone's gear second.
>>4664933i'm down for thisour job is to look after the straw hats, not to fight lucci.we've already worn lucci down a bit both mentally and physically so luffy should be able to beat him more easily than he did in canon.
>>4664933>>4664943Don't forget Spandam.We fucking want Spandam.
>>4664943>>4664965nope i say we finish the fight with lucci we are in the middle of a fight and we are not losing if guffy asks can we let him deal with his boss is panda he orders lucy for what silver knows is stronger than lucy.I also agree with what they said above that we do not exist to make life easier for luffy, his crew, if we see the opportunity to have fun and become stronger, we will do it in the end, it will be the silver fleet that commands and not the straw hat
AssaultThe Rocket Man has been trailing Puffing Tom for a while now. But even with the impressive power of the trains engine they've been slow at catching up with CP9 due to the ungodly weather that is brought about by the Aqua Laguna. At one point it even looked like a huge wave was going to swallow the train and drag it to the depths. Were it not for Straw Hats and Pirate Hunters combined attack which bore a hole through the tidal wave the rescue team would've died already. But now finally the enemy is within sight which bolsters the alliance members. However this has the unfortunate consequence of alerting the enemy as well. Now the two first mates are busy destroying volley after volley of cannon balls so that they don't destroy the train.Murray keeps swatting the balls away with his anchor while Roronoa simply slices the explosive balls of iron in half with his blades."Santoryu: Karasuma Gari!""Hooo? And here I thought the third sword is just decoration!""And I thought that anchor was just a paperweight!"They continue their back and forth banter because it doesn't look like they'll make any real progress anytime soon. While they can keep fending off the cannon shots they can't actually attack back and any of the other hard hitters are almost all exclusively devil fruit users and the ones that aren't have no easy way to get across. Two figures have made their way to the top of the train to look at this and hopefully find a solution to the problem.Sanji, doing the best he can to protect his cigarette from the raindrops whistles."Now that's a conundrum isn't it miss?"Hagetaka nodded."Indeed.""Tch. If only we could get a little closer. But then the cannons might overwhelm those two. Well, guess we got no other choice.""Hmmmm."Hagetaka kept looking but her mind drifted away as old memories resurfaced. She was sitting around a fire and listened to the lessons passed down by the chiefs and the shamans of her tribe. Most of her teachings revolved around the ancestors and their old traditions."Remember Hagetaka. Always remember who we were. You carry the blood of Shandora. Your ancestors once swore an oath and protected their home for hundreds of years. They thought tooth and nail to protect their home, the spirits and the golden city! We... broke our sacred oath so we could live. But still we carry on! Shandora may be lost to us but we must fight with the same ferocity as our ancestors did! Remember that! Remember Shandora!"Shandora may be lost, yes. But that doesn't mean she can't recover it. In the meantime however she must fight to protect her tribe. And that tribe right now is the Silver Pirates.As she was going down memory lane she didn't realize that Sanji was talking to her all this time."But don't worry. I'll figure out something. Even if it's potentially dangerous!""If there was a way would you attack them?""Well, of course. But that's our problem."
>>4664933And when you say "steal" Robin... What exactly would that entail?>>4664965Hehe, yea. Him we can actually steal tho, if Lucci doesn't want him hurt then he must be important! And important hostages are the best ones, and the most expensive. I'm sure Marcella would appreciate the present
"Good. I'd be more comfortable not going in alone. Use this-"Angel stabbed her spear into the trains hull and tied a glass thread around the shaft. After that she did what no sane man would've done and jumped off the train.Landing on one of the rails of the train track she began running on it, not only conserving the momentum she got from the Rocket Man but adding to it as she kept jumping on the rail. The government agents saw that and tried to shoot her down, which she dodged by hopping between the two rails. She eventually reached the train and jumped on board, kicking the rifle wielding agents through the entire length of the car. She then tied the other end of the glass thread to the railing of the car and shouted for Sanji to follow her. As the cook quickly ran across the stretched out wire she extended her hand and formed a glass replica of her trusty spear."D-Devil Fruit? Shoot her!"She couldn't allow them to fire their guns and injure the man running behind her, so she pointed her spear forward and fired a few warning shots at their faces."Fallen Hornet!"The tip of her spear shot out multiple times as more and more heads grew out of the shaft. They mainly hit the enemies guns or hands but a few hit center mass, toppling the agents. As she was just about done disarming them the blonde cook flew past her and shouted."HOW DARE YOU FIRE GUNS AT A LADY?! Partytable Kick-Course!"While Sanji was busy teaching some manner to the mooks Hagetaka began charging through the crowd in the hopes of reaching the first car and hopefully rescuing Nico Robin ahead of schedule. But before she could reach the door a massive fist came down at her. What she previously assumed to be two black pillars were actually the legs of a humongous person. He explained himself as a man from Karate Island and that he's a master of boxing. Weird but okay. He quickly readied his fists as the other men cheered him on."Yes! Teach them a lesson Mister Jerry!""Jerry Aurora Flicker Jab!"A great many punches rained down on Angel. If nothing else the mans technique was superb, his jabs were quick and precise even if he was weak. It made for a good exercise. She watched the hands come and she danced around them like she did between the jaws of the shorfs of her home island. Her eyes were focused, her feet light and swift yet after a while she did take a hit."YES! Jerry-san! Beat her until she weeps!""How... DARE YOU?!"Sanji once again erupted in a rage but before he could make a move he saw Hagetaka moving on without as much as flinching. Jerry screamed as he pulled his punch back and it became visible that his fist was split down the middle."Tch. No matter how much I practice with Murray I'm still sloppy. This fruit is quite bothersome."She looked up and her cheek appeared black. Everybody, even Sanji realized the horrific truth. A logia."On the floor Cook-san. On the floor. FALLEN RAPTURE!"And everything above the knees turned black.
When the glass retreated most of the car was gone, the people inside all impaled and thrown into the water. Sanji got up after just barely dodging the attack and he stared in shock at the huntress."Y-You are a logia, aren't you? And you follow that guy around?""That's right.""Whew. Certainly didn't expect tha- WATCH OUT!""Rankyaku!"Sanji jumped in front of Angel and took the hit for her. Hagetaka was baffled by this action of his since he should be very much aware of how her body works. But it looked like she didn't have much time to worry about him as they had company. The CP9 agents have arrived and they cut them off from the rest of the train. She could've pursued them but with those superhumans around it would be too risky to run along the rails again. Especially with the wounded cook by her feet. So she grabbed the chivalrious man and waited until their car returned to the Rocket Man.
>>4665074That's another really good one out of context"So, logia huh. How'd you end up working for him then?""It's not like that, on our travels we ran into the previous owner of these powers""...Previous?""Yes, he made the mistake of not only picking a fight with the Captain but making it personal. So after he was defeated we stole his powers and Silver executed him" Cut to a dark background with the crew only visible as grinning silhouettes with sharp teeth and glowing eyes while Usopp cries in a corner and Nami mumbles "scary".
>>4665074>"Y-You are a logia, aren't you? And you follow that guy around?"Motherfuckers talking shit about Zoans.
>>4665363z-zoan bros we got too cocky
>>4665363I dont think any of the Yonkou are logia devil fruit users. Big Mom, Whitebeard, and Blackbeard are paramecia, Kaido is a mythical zoan, and Shanks doesn't have one as far as I know. Literally only the world government seem to have logia among their Admirals.
>>4665423Blackbeard is a paramecia?
>>4665423Blackbeard yami yami no mi is a logia
>>4665423>>4665444>>4665453Sorry I'm dumb. Point still stands that most of the most powerful pirates on the seas are not logias.
>>4665468Yeah but the two logias Sanji knows of were leaders.
>>4665468Logia is unfortunately a crutch that most users don't realize it is until it gets kicked out from under them by someone who is going to kill them hard. Even Ace relied on it too much and got killed because of it.Marines have the support structure and training to get the most out of it.
>>4665468Well to be fair if you don't known about haki, logias are ridiculous overpowered opponents.
>>4665271Hot
>>4665271i love this
>>4665271It's almost as if pirates are actually scary for people who don't know them. Even the Straw Hats are viewed as monsters.But it's not like they didn't earn their reputation>oh we punched a hole in the shichibukai system>then we went to the sky to bully god>>4665482This is true. But the truth is that for non-haki users logias are actually very dangerous. You either figure out the weakness of their fruit or you straight up can't do anything to them. And Sanji especially knows how bad they are>Crocodile turned an island into a desert hellhole>Enel deep fried him with a single attackLogias are a big deal in Paradise
>>4666054Yea, it makes sense why logia users are so feared, and why they think themselves invincible. Haki doesn't even seem to be a well known thing. Makes sense for someone like Caribou to assume he's basically untouchable.
Cool wind starts to blow in the chamber as all the hot air quickly escapes through the front door. As the temperature drops the ape responsible for opening the door just stands there huffing air through his nose and gagging a little."ROBIIIIIII-BLEH! Whew. It's very musty in here.""Luffy...""Straw Hat.""GOOFY!""What?! Sissy? What are you doing here?"You look at Lucci whose shoulder is currently smoldering, then your chest from which blood gushes in a very funny manner, it shoots out a little then stops then shoots out again. Nico Robin appears to be drenched, tired and on her knees while Panda and the elephant are still in the same spot you left them at."Killing each other I guess."As you turn away from Lucci to answer Luffys question you hear a whooshing sound coming from behind."YOU'RE WIDE OPEN-""Gomu Gomu no PISTOL!"Luffy threw a punch and got the cat-man off of you before he could hit your in the back. As his fist snapped back in place Luffy started taunting him."What do you think you're doing? We have unfinished business. I won't let you get away after putting my crew member through all that!""Stay out of this Straw Hat! I'll gladly kill you later but Silver comes first!""No."Luffy cracked his knuckles."Remember what you said? If we come after you guys you'll kill all of my friends. Well I'm not going to let that happen. Prepare yourself!"By the look of things this is personal for Luffy, like it was between you and Blueno. And who could blame him? These guys took one of his crew and continue to pose a threat to the rest. So technically he has a right for this fight. But gosh darn it, you already started! That means you got dibs! Still, this could prove beneficial.>"Okay. He's yours.">"OY! Don't butt in on my fight!">"Sorry but I'm not leaving either. Looks like this will be two on one!">Other?
>>4666390>>"Okay. He's yours." go deal with spandam
>>4666390>"Okay. He's yours."do you guys have any extra blood I think I'm running out
>>4666390>>"Okay. He's yours.">>4666391When you say deal with Spandam, do you mean "Blow his head clean off the shoulders" or "Hostage ho!"
>>4666390>"Okay. He's yours.">>4666395My vote is "hostage ho" until we have our money back and are out of Enies lobby then blow his head clean off the shoulders
>>4666395i mean turning him incapable of fighting and robing the keys for the handcuffs from him
>>4666398I fully agree, Hostage ho is a good plan and I see absolutely no way it could backfire at all. Damn we are brilliant!
>>4666402Don't need to worry big brain silver is going to cover all the flaws in the plan automatically for us
>>4666404Step 1: We take the important guy hostageStep 2: I dunnoStep 3: Beat whoever try to stop usStep 4: Declare victoryFind a single solitary flaw with this, I dare you.
>>4666405What if you can't beat someone sent to stop you? Or worse yet they stop you?
>"OY! Don't butt in on my fight!"we are in the middle of the fight seriously will we give up the opportunity to use our new form against lucci? we arrive first I say that luffe leave us the fight if we lose he can take care of lucci
We can change luffy fighting lucci for his food and then go wreck the island or take spadam
>>4666410Look at it this way, if we let him fight Lucci, then he might have to go 2nd Gear. which means he'll be nire fun to fight later! It's a long term vs short term minda plan, ya dig?
>>4666410Well he had the courtesy to let blueno for us, so i don't see the problem in letting he fight lucci. and i don't think lucci is a good practice for the new form, the guy is near dying for silver normal hybrid form.
Y-You guys sure know what you're doing? I mean I kinda guessed this would be the end result, you leaving Lucci behind. B-But do you realize what this means on the grander scale?I wanted Silver to come across as mean but this is a bit overkillOh well>writing
>>4666416I do not care about Luffy nor do I want to make him stronger and I will make it clear for those who will surely try in the future I do not want Silver to join his fleet and be subordinate to him and this path always leads to that>>4666420yes but we get to lucci first and we are in the middle of defeating him if he wants robin to take it and hit spadam if he wants action
>>4666426Oooooh Silver would never EVER join any sort of alliance or grand fleet that he's not the leader ofDon't you worry
>>4666426...Mate, what are you on about?
>>4666423I can say with absolute certainty that I have no idea what this means on the grander scale
>>4666426>being subordinant to luffyWho tf said that? Listen man, it was well agreed upon early on, he could be Pirate King, but we've got our own thing going, we want the highest bounty. But it's no fun to rival ourselves with a weakling, right? This way we got a hralthy competition ggoing, like Roger vs Whitebeard or Shiki!>>4666423Also what you mean Spook? Luffy ain't fought Blueno so 2nd Gear ain't a thing yet, this means he likely debuts it against Lucci... really the only major fuckery with canon is us saving Robin, which is the whole reason we're here, since Merry asked us to.>>4666435Yeah I'm with this guy, I don't get it.
>>4666423What do you mean?
>>4666432>>4666430Of all the missions of one piece, whenever they get to know Luffy, they become sudden, they become brothers, soul friends and put the objectives of straw hat before theirs to him even if they say that it does not always happen in all the mission pages.flashman a marine was one step away from betraying the marines and only hung out with pirates after meeting luffy his gang.in one peice round the worl of the fanfiction.live page he was a mercenary affiliated with the navy after meeting luffy once and becoming his brother was one step away from bonny taking him away he aged 10 years of his life to lucahr against kizaru until the GM called the nonsense of that saying that bonny would only use that to escape.all the msiioens of spacebattles and sufficnet velocity that know luffy the same thing happens .
>>4666438
>>4666438Silver doesn't even like Luffy a little bit though!Why would Silver join his stinky crew?
>>4666438Right... I have no idea what you're trying to say and I have no clue about Spooky's "greater ramification"But if you're asking: Are we gonna join up with Goofy and his circus? Hell no! We are here for three reasons and three reasons alone: They stole our money, we promised Merry we'd help and we damn well want that autograph from Nico Robin! Now Luffy respected our claim on Blueno for personal reasons so we show him the same courtesy, simple as. Also please take an extra few minutes to clearly say what you want to say, because it is actually difficult to decipher
>>4666441I think he's saying that by giving Luffy this fight we'll end up joining him as allies like most characters tend to do when meeting him and lose our agency
>>4666447yeah i think he was trying to say this too, and technically he is not wrong that this happens pretty frequently in one piece quests
>>4666441Sorry I'm writing on my cell phone and the language is in Spanish the auto-correction gives problems what I wanted to say is that in any quest that the MC crew meets the straw hat, they become friends and put the safety of the straw hat on their own and of the companions who have known previously.inclusion being marines or being affiliated
You let out a sigh and relax your muscles as you turn back into a human."Okay. All yours."You leave and on your way you pass the baton to Goofy with a quick high five. Straw Hat then does a weird squat and you hear his insides making a LOT of weird noises. But as this is happening Lucci starts shouting as his mind starts reaching a breaking point."WAIT! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! I carry the flag of the World Government on my back and YOU almost killed Hattori! And you think you can just GO AWAY?! The only way you leave this place is IN PIECES!"You wave him off and go "Yeah yeah". You're basically done with him. Besides, he got bigger things to worry about."Gear... Second."It finally arrives. You hear a loud "Pew" and then a boom and then Lucci is sent hurling into a wall. For a single punch that is quite something. You'd love to pay attention to Goofys new move a bit more but you got bigger things to worry about, like Nico Robin and Spandam. But while you're casually leaving Lucci is left fuming. The punch he just experienced was exquisite, fast, powerful and filled his already wounded body with pain beyond imagination. But nothing, and I mean NOTHING, in this world could overcome the power of his HATRED right now. In fact his rage served as such a good anesthetic that he barely even felt that punch.How DARE HE? Lucci couldn't comprehend it. He did all that, all that for a fucking autograph? He attacked Enies Lobby, challenged the World Government and the CP9, and even attacked the one thing he cared about in this world other than killing. And it means NOTHING to him? He hurt Lucci the only way it was possible and did it without hesitation or even care. It wasn't personal, it was nothing! Lucci almost his whole life believing in the tenets of Dark Justice and carried them out. He hurt, captured and killed people he deemed wicked. But here it was, finally a true embodiment of all he was trained to fight. And it hurt him without effort. He realized something. "Straw Hat" Luffy was no longer a concern. Hell, Lucci found him admirable for his courage and strength. "Devil Child" Nico Robin no longer mattered, her unwillingness to use the ancient secrets as weapons made her a non-threat and he was only interested in her because she was branded a criminal, an asset he had to capture. But Silver HAD to be stopped!This infuriated the assassin beyond description, beyond belief. And that hatred filled him with such power and purpose that he fought with renewed vigor. He HAD to kill Straw Hat as soon as possible even if it cost him his life!
I'm just concerned that we will take the same route as all the previous quest that ally themselves with the straw hat even when they initially started to oppose or give them competition.also if we go for a title it is better to follow the example Rocks D. Xebec that it took roger and garp together to beat him
>>4666468That is an understandable worry And I don't want to be allies with the Strawhats either
>>4666467Incoming released zoans.
>>4666467>Lucci making it his mission in life to kill usAh. That's what you meant.
>>4666471>>4666470You just hurt his bird. And turned your back to him like you don't care.That's BM if I ever seen one
>>4666467Ah. When you put it like that I'm starting to understand what you meant Spooky. Still this is turning out real interesting, yes indeed!
>>4666473I'm sorry but what's a BM?
>>4666470Well I made a fool of myself. I meant "awakened zoan"
>>4666476"Bad Manners"its when you're acting like a dick, usually on purpose
>>4666478Welp, I don't think Luffy can win against that
>>4666467so lucci is going to be our stalker ?
>>4666483... Calling it Now. Lucci and Mary team up, if (Big IF) she can keep up with him, otherwise that's one way the story of our kind of sister ends
>>4666483neh we are not luffy the first time we defeat him we just kill him
Meanwhile..."Oy. Nico Robin? Hello? You okay?""I uh... yes. I think so.""Good. Can you move?"Robin shook her head. She must've been exhausted from that heat stroke she almost got. Bummer. There's nothing else you can do other than carry her. You offer her a piggyback ride and she hesitantly but takes it. Her shackles however touch your back which makes you almost fall over."Oooof! Sea Stone?""Y-Yes.""I know how that feels. Please keep it away, thank you!"Robin did not have much strength left but lifting her hands away from you was something she could do. So with that settled you looked to the side."And you're coming with us too!"You grabbed Spandam, who was still mostly immobile, by the throat and dragged him away. Funnily enough his elephant followed you as well though you don't know why. Luckily it didn't try to attack you so that's lucky. Whistling merrily you left the room with your little trophies and made your way back to where the others were. It's probably for the best if you catch up with them, especially since Nico Robin told you that the other CP9 agents have the key to her handcuffs. But after a while you start to loose steam and have to stop in a hallway with your tongue out."Haaah. Haaaah. Got any blood? I think I lost most of mine somewhere.""I erm. What type you are?""Red?""T-Then it's best if we find a doctor instead.""Okay."Nico Robin then looked like she was about to ask something from you and looked very concerned but unfortunately she did not have the chance to speak up as some OTHER loudmouth just recovered from his "foaming mouth syndrome". And boy did you not like it."OY! What's happening?! Where am I? Unhand me you filthy scumbag pirate! I'll have your head for this! Do you have any idea what you're doing?! HUH? Do you KNOW who you're messing with? Once the Government hears of this and comes to rescue me you'll wish you were dead! You hear me? DEAD-"That's about as much as you're willing to take from him and gently but firmly jab the tip of your sword into his mouth. That shuts him up good. Nico Robin eyes this display with envy, anger and frustration. She could probably use some revenge. But it's doubtful she could dispose of him in her weakened state.>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him">"Go on. I'll hold him down">"Let's kill him shall we?">Other?
>>4666498>>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him"
>>4666498>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him"
>>4666498>"Let's kill him shall we?"I crave blood.
>>4666511We can get more satisfaction from it when were not as injured.
>>4666510On mobile rn but yeah backing this
>>4666498>"Go on. I'll hold him down"Just drop the cuffs on his head
You guys are no fun.But you won't have to wait for too long to get the cuffs off.Before that however we have something... important to take care of >writing
>>4666511wrong kind of bat.>"Just hold out a little okay? Once we get your cuffs off you can hit him"
>>4666498>"Go on. I'll hold him down"
You know how she feels. And while you'd approve her smashing her skull in and would even help her, you know something else as well. That it feels much better with the chains off."Hey Nico Robin. Wait a little okay? We'll get those off soon. Then you can do what you want."She seems to agree and nods after just a little thinking time."Good. Now... could you sign this please?"You hand your bounty poster over to her with a big goofy grin and even have Marauder hand her a crayon to sign with. She's much more reluctant to comply with this but once the shock of the absurdity wears off she does write her name on the poster."SWEET! Check this out bug-friend! A Nico Robin signature! It's going to look much nicer in my room than that stinky cats back!"You share a high five with your pet which prompts Nico Robin to finally ask what she wanted."Don't take this the wrong way but... who are you people? You're Cavalier Silver, right? What are you people doing here?""Isn't it obvious? I wanted one of these! How cool is that? A kid pirate like you from the West Blue? That's what I want to be! But that's not really all I guess. I made a promise to someone that I'd help you guys a little. And these guys stole my money! Well, not my money anymore. But it pisses me off that they think they can have stuff without me taking it back!"This reminds you."THE MONEY!""TOOOT!""Oh thanks Elephant! You're cool! I won't eat you!"Both you and Funkfreed wipe your foreheads off in relief which pisses off Spandam even more than before, to the point that he's willingly ignoring the tip of your falchion in his mouth."FUNKFREED YOU TRAITO-""Can you cut it OUT?"You pull your sword out of his mouth and after helping Nico Robin lift her arms up you make her drop her cuffs on Spandams head. He ends up biting his tongue and falling over, which prompts something shiny to fall out of his pocket. Your lizard brain activates, making you reach for the shiny and catch it before it hits the ground."Hmmmm? A Golden Den Den Mushi?"Nico Robins blood freezes."Y-You fool! You had it on your person this whole time?"But Spandam doesn't respond as he's busy rolling around in pain. So instead you ask her what that thing's supposed to be."It's a gold den den mushi. It is used for one thing and one thing only. By pressing the button on the top the marines would initiate a Buster Call on an island. You said you were at Ohara right? This is what destroyed my home island!""Oh yeeeah. Icecream said something about it. Hmmmmm.""That's right. Because I told him about it. Once triggered no less than five vice-admirals will be dispatched alongside 10 capital class warships and all the manpower they can take. The call can not be cancelled and it won't end until the island in question has been erased.""HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.">Destroy the mushi>T O U C H>Other?
>>4666556>>T O U C H
>>4666556>T O U C H
>>4666556ah man, I really want to touch it but that would be so bad.
>>4666556>Destroy the mushi
>>4666556>>Destroy the mushi
Though wait a moment... couldn't we like, take it, keep it on us... and then say... use it somewhere important?Mariejoa? Impel Down?
>>4666561Cmon man. I hear you, I feel you.. However, do you think Silver can resist the siren song of the forbidden button?
>>4666565That is a good plan, we should do that
>>4666556>>T O U C HWe’re crashing this island with no survivors
>>4666556I say we hold onto it.
>>4666565I have a feeling that would lead to a very permanent, very unfair and remarkably persistent manhunt. And our ship is currently undergoing refits at a company that's lost a fair amount of staff to treason and injuries. I'm all for kicking over the marines sandcastle, but I don't think I'm quite up for pissing on their breakfast while doing a conga across the table wearing nothing but a rose.
>>4666565Supporting this. Actually a smart idea.
>>4666556>>T O U C H>>4666565it probably wouldn't work at the moment they find that it got stolen the gonna cut the connection or something like that
also, did we tame Funkfreed with CH and NO training? Literally first try?
lver is ruthless, he only thinks about his freedom, he leads a crew of monsters, despite being someone of normal size he is extremely strong even to compete in fighting with giants without having haki and cp9 blueno gave us the idea that if we rule everything or destroy the world government we will be free to do whatever we want.rocks never claimed that title so if we go down that path we will be the first to claim it and not a second pirate king.heh i wonder what the heads of the world government who met rocks thought when i came in cp9 report and silver personality
>>4666590It's not like pandaman inspires loyalty
damn sorry the cell phone deleted half of the other comment this is complete:I just realized that we put silver on the road to Rocks D. Xebec since silver is ruthless, he only thinks of his freedom, he leads a crew of monsters, despite being someone of normal size he is extremely strong even to compete in fighting with giants without having haki and cp9 blueno gave us the idea that if we rule everything or destroy the world government we will be free to do whatever we want.rocks never claimed that title so if we go down that road we will be the first to claim it and not a second pirate king.Heh I wonder what the heads of the world government who met rocks thought when it came in cp9 report and silver personality
I don't know about you guys but that seems a lot like we're going to TOUCH THIS BUTTON>writing>>4666590More like Funkfreed is an animal with actual survival instincts, unlike Spandam who's just a human insect and doesn't realize when he's shittalking people much stronger than him.Funkfreed just knows if he doesn't obey he dies
>T O U C H
>>4666598*Click* "Sorry, what were you saying?"
>>4666596>spite being someone of normal size he is extremely strong even to compete in fighting with giants without having hakiNo, anon. Silver is a manlet that can compete with giants, much more impressive.
>>4666556>T O U C HI am a simple man, I see button I touch.>>4666565Impel down maybe, Mariejois? Nah. Plus
... fuck now I realize something we put luffu, lucci and all those who are fighting right now in a dragon ball situation that they have to finish their fights in less than 5 minutes and then run to escape before everything else the world explode. hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
... fuck now I realize something we put luffy, lucci and all those who are fighting right now in a dragon ball situation that they have to finish their fights in less than 5 minutes and then run to escape before everything else the world explode
>>4666622anon why you are double posting ?
>>4666625It's probably not on purpose
>>4666625He's posting from his phone and probably has connection issues.
>>4666625sorry I have problems with the cell phone in 3 hours I finish working so while I have to use my cell phone and it is difficult sometimes I eat part of the publication and other times I make mistakes like that
Staaaaaaaare."I'm sorry what did you say?""I said you must destroy it before it's pressed by accident!""Five Vice-Admirals?""Yes!""Ten battleships? How big?""Each one bigger than this entire island!"A toothy grin spreads across your face."Gooooooooooooood!"*CLICK*"This island can go!"Funkfreed freaked out and ran for it immediately, Spandam was screaming again and desperately tries to reach his den den mushi to cancel the call, even though according to Nico Robin it's impossible to cancel. Still you take his snail just in case. And speaking of which Robin herself is astounded by your sheer audacity and questions if you've lost your mind, or if you know how big of a trouble you're in now. You reassure her that despite being bad at math you can still count to 10 and understand what a mighty power that is given your experience with assaulting the tributary ship of the government. But even though you're smiling about it now you have to pick up the pace. Picking up Robin, tucking Spandam under one arm and the treasure under another you start running and ask the Straw Hat member to get the mini mushi from one of your pockets. She does so even if a bit clumsily and you get across to the others."Hello. Hello hello? Silver here! I don't know if you can hear me but listen up everyone! A Buster Call is coming this way so you better hurry up! Meet me at the top level and get ready to RRRRRUMBLE!"You run forward a bit more and do in fact catch up with someone, just not someone you expected. Sogeking runs up to you, out of breath and clutching a key in his hands."U-Usopp?""What are you talking about Nico Robin? This is Sogeking from Sniper Island! And look he has your key!"Robin gets released from her hold and tells everything to Sogeking."WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! WHAWHAWHAWHAT?! What did you DO?""Kekeke!""This is BAD! We have to tell everyone!"You present Spandams den den mushi to him.
>>4666647I feel like it would have been smarter to have used it later.
>>4666666It's a good thing we aren't smart Mr. UberSatan
>>4666666I don't believe you Satan
>>4666647you know what I just realized? Onigumo will likely be on one of those ships. We should ask him how John's sex reassignment surgery is going!
>>4666666Fuck off Satan. I'm wary of your tricks now!
>>4666666Go way, satan. silver is a good Christian boy.>>4666670kek
>>4666666We’re wise to your tricks, Satan. It was the good lords will that we pressed that button.
>>4666666Begone, ye devil and ye devilish thoughts!
I hope we can take freed I want to give will a mount and something to defend himself also if he wants to be a sniper we could give him a rifle with a support in freed so that he can withstand the recoil of the shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpEQ_eR1h_gRobin stares at Spandam with all the contempt of the world combined, yet she doesn't say a word, not even the name of her move which is... odd. She simply crosses her arms and several limbs sprout from Pandas body, usually around his joints. They coil around him like serpents, each clutching tight around his body and pulling on him. His body begins to twist backwards. The sound of his bones cracking is audible even to Sogeking next to you, yet he doesn't seem to cringe from it. Spandam continues to bend until his body can bend no more. Then Robin forces him to go further. His back snaps in half like a fresh piece of celery and he goes limp. Nico Robin finally had her payback.So why doesn't she look satisfied. You remember grinning from ear to ear when you did it. But she looks the same as before. What gives?"Let's go. I don't want to be here any longer than needed.""Hmmm? But he's still living!""I don't care."Why is she leaving? Shouldn't she be happy? Shouldn't she finish the job? It makes no sense.But that does leave Panda over there, crippled as he may be. If she doesn't care maybe you could get a little use out of him before you get rid of this scum for good. Or you could simply do as Robin did and simply leave him to his fate.>Get what use you can out of him, then end him>Just leave>Other?
>>4666695>Get what use you can out of him, then end him
>>4666695>>Get what use you can out of him, then end him
>>4666695>Get what use you can out of him, then end himWe make an example of him. Can we take his guts and put them in place of the world government flag that usopp shot down?
>heh I suppose we could leave him here he can't move if he manages to escape from the island paralyzed he will live otherwise he will die in the buster call
>>4666695>>Get what use you can out of him, then end himHe hasn’t done anything since enies lobby, so we might has well off him now.
>>4666695>Get what use you can out of him, then end him>make it bloody and brutal when we do.
>take him to the highest place like a government flag, tie him there and let him witness the buster call in a seat of honor
>>4666695>>Just end himWhy are we this vicious and Vindictive towards Spandam no, yea he was acting like a cunt so we decided to kill him fair enough... But why these calls for absolute brutality?>>4666702would also be acceptable
>>4666711Oh fuck. I like this. But cripple him enough that he'd die an agonizing death by the small chance if he'd weasel out of it somehow
>>4666695>Just leaveHe's going to die anyways. No point in wasting our time or just brutalizing him just because we can.
>>4666713Anyway we told everyone to meet us in the highest place so it wouldn't take too long and we wouldn't deviate
>>4666711This is the maximum the I am willing to comprise, the rest of the write-ins are just edge fest
>>4666713>But why these calls for absolute brutality?Well...>Raised on an island where the people enslaved him, so he burned them all down>Ready to fuck shit up because that's what he'll do>Fate of the sheriff on Bandera/Silver island>Blueno maybe pushing a dangerous thought into Silver's headI wonder why
>>4666695>Get what use you can out of him, then end himTie him to a flag post by his underwear, maybe the one where the Hats burnt that flag as a one upmanship. Fuggin nerd, get your spine broke.>By the way Ms. Robin... therebis something VERY important I must ask of you...>CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!?She is RIGHT THERE, AND YOU KNOW HOW FORGETFUL WE ARE!
>>4666721Sure, but Silver has never done things like this before. Even with the Sheriff it was just a simple shot from the gun. Blueno was just fucking up his legs, and Silver had been building up hate towards the slave guys.Not sure where all this ripping out guts and stuff came from.>>4666724We got her autograph already, when we were walking back towards the others.
>>4666721I still do, yea.The sheriff did a lot worse to us and ours then this guy has ever had the chance to, and he got a bullet to the back of the head. Silver has been many things but I don't think I've ever seen him outright sadistic like a few of these suggestions are
>>4666721But in the entire quest silver never did anything closer to things like:>take his guts and put them in place of the world government flag>make it bloody and brutal when we doAll other silver executions are pretty normal, silver even chose many times to spare marines that tried to kill him.
>>4666726>>4666727>>4666728I see your points, anons. Maybe I let my imagination run too wild.>I support tying him up on the flag pole to watch the show
>>4666728Speaking of marines, maybe I missed it, but I'm guessing we just dropped him off once we got to Water 7? I don't remember if we ever mentioned him after the Marco encounter.
>>4666721>>4666728
>>4666695>Tie spandam to the flag pole and let him watch the buster call level the island before falling into the sea
F-Fine. Take my toy away at the last moment why don't you. I could almost taste victory. But you win. Spandam will be given prime view of the Buster Call and won't be ripped in half while in a call with the Gorosei like I originally intended>writing
>>4666735silver said that he would drop the marine on the first island in sight, so maybe we dropped him in a random place
>>4666695>Tie spandam to the flag pole and let him watch the buster call.
"Come here."You grab Panda dude by the neck and fly up with him to the very top of the building. After punching your way through the roof you go to the towers tip where the flag pole the Straw Hats burned used to be. Ripping off his shirt you use it to tie him in place and then present the den den mushi to him."Okay. Call your boss. I want you to send a message."You wait there as he dials and wait some more until someone on the other side picks up the line."This is the Room of Authority. Who's this?""I'm Silver.""WHO? Is this a joke?"At this point Spandam begins to scream."P-PLEASE HELP ME! This is Spandam! Chief of Cipher Pol 9! I-I've been captured by a pirate! He wants to negotiate my exchange with the Gorosei! Please take the Den Den Mushi to them at once!""Impossible. The Five Elders do not negotiate with pirates. Be proud that in your final moments you can resist these terrorists agent Spandam.""N-NO!""That's okay."You speak up."I don't want anything for him. He's worthless.""Oh thank the celestial dragons!""So I'm just leaving this here.""W-Wait what are you doing?""Remember? I pressed the button. I called that Buster thingy here. You're going to watch it. And the guys on the other end will hear it. Just wanted to make sure you guys get the message.""W-WHAT MESSAGE? I didn't say anything! YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!""Oooops. Sorry. I'm pretty dumb and mess things up sometimes. What I meant is that YOU will be the message! See ya!"And you left him there. Spandam in his battered and broken state got to witness the bombardment and eventual destruction of Enies Lobby, one of the cornerstones of Justice in the world. And the Five Elder Stars would eventually receive a short recording of his screams and cries as he eventually sunk into the sea.
And that's about it everyone.Enies Lobby is almost done with.Just a teensy weensy little Buster Call to take care of and successfully escaping.Good luck and good night!
>>4666772Nice one boss. Good night!
>>4666772Thanks for the run, Spooky.
>>4666769>the strawhats burned the world government's flag, to send a message>silver tied the chief of cipher pol to that flagpole for all to see and had the world government listen as he died from their own buster call>you know, to send a messagesilver is a fucking maniac and i love it
>>4666772Thanks for running Spooky!
>>4666769Very nice, Silver is a real cool guy
>be a world government killer for hire>the blood of thousands are on my hands and i feel nothing>meet silver>"this man is morally reprehensible">[urge to be a good guy dramatically intensifies]
>>4666772Wait a second, That elephant ran with the money!
>>4666790That's how you know we're a good villain. And we *are* a villain. We inspire people to become their best selves
>>4666800Everyone's the hero of their own story.It ain't about good and bad. For him, it's about being free.Silver is the one being his best self.
>>4666772God what a fucking ride, I love it. Thanks for the run Spooky.
>>4666800We don't want to be the Pirate King, the World Government can suck it, the Revolutionary Army would mean nothing to us unless we run it. Freedom is our creed, and we want to be in no part of any structure or system save what we can create on our own ship or future ships.
>>4666772Night spookums, I look forward to the next installment of this quest.
>>4666813 that sounds similar to whitebeards thing.
>>4666800He is not thought, I don't remember one single time in the quest that silver is clear the villain, in contrary he saved three islands until now.
>>4666813>"I don't want to be a marine. I don't even want to be king of the pirates.">Silver leans in, and you swear you see madness in his eyes as he looks straight through you>He speaks in a low voice, both harsh and cold beyond reason>"I want to be free.">Silver grins. You feel your blood run cold, like you could die at any moment.>"Do you know what it means to be free?"
>>4666821Honestly to him we're probably like looking at a distorted past image. Like if you walked into the kitchen and saw a toddler version of yourself just standing there before the little shit pulled out a pistol and demanded to know where the cookies are stashed.
>>4666772Brutal and well doneNight Spooks>>4666821You mean Blackbeard
>the only people in the world that can tell silver a damn thing are his family>and even then, it's only because he loves them, and thinks they're worth listening to>mfw i remember blackbeard trying to peer pressure him into drinking
>>4666799Dont worry he's not stupid. He hauled ass to the nearest ship as soon as he saw us with the damn snail. Wouldn't be surprised if he commandeered it at sword point.Now finding him, that's gonna be tricky.
>>4666834Well Teach succeed in making silver apologize
>>4666838he knew he was outmatched though, otherwise he probably wouldn't have.it's possible to force silver to do something.but no normal man could accomplish it.
>>4666799>>4666836But we still have our moeny it says so in the same paragraph Funkfeet bails.
>>4666825That's his big villain speech to Mary
>>4666842Well most people follow the law because they are outmatched it is not much of an excuse>but no normal man could accomplish it.well most pirates in the new world are not Normal and can make the exactly same thing
>>4666850True, silver's feelings aren't unique and neither is he.It's how far he intends to take this that makes it special.
>>4666825>>4666852 I feel like calling Silver a pirate is a bit like calling a rectangle a square. They look similar and can have some identical parts, but something is definitely off and the powers that be are calling him a pirate because they have not seen the difference yet and have put him in the wrong box. And no one put Silver in a box unless he wants to be there.
>>4666857To be honest he might be the One Piece world's first ever true anarchist.Even pirates follow a creed of sorts. The only solid bond Silver has is to his nakama.
Honestly Silver isn't a bad guy at all, at least in my opinion. He's only really be shown to be a danger to the government since he goes against everything they stand for.I'd argue Silver has done way more good than bad, and the only real unnecessary kill I can think of were those poker players, who even then still wronged us. I mean we barely even kill marines. We let basically all of them on the Dauntless survive, we saved that one guy who was attacked by Marco.You could argue that morally Kid is worst, since he kills civilians. The only reason Silver is higher on "truly evil and must die" is because he's a danger to the status quo.
>>4666887Well the marines were just doing their job so killing them didn't really mean much, but those othet guys cheated at cards. Some things must not be allowed.
>>4666887This. I am here since the first thread so seeing so many opinions like silver is evil, or cruel is really strange.
>>4666914It's mostly kayfabe.At least I hope it is, Spooky quests have gone off the rails with edge in the past.
>>4666887I imagine it has mostly to do with Lucci's description of him as an ultimate evil that has people thinking that.
>>4666931I dont think he's that evil either. More like an aggressively defensive neutrality. Sort of keeps to himself, but will fight to defend himself with proportional force until the threat is neutralized.
>>4666940I just hope there isn't a breakout vote to unfunnily torture someone to death anytime soon.
>>4666958But you'll be on board if it's funnily right?
>>4666978Of course!I just never want to do something over the top in complete seriousness.Stabbing a guy over and over when they don't shut up can be funny, but slowly pulling out someone's entrails for slighting us is really uncomfortable.
>>4666989And a waste of good food to boot. That's prime meat we'd be chucking away.
I decided to do some characters analyze in order to help establish what exactly is silver character. Feel free to argument my points. Let's begin the analysis disproving some false points about silver that I see during this thread.>silver don't care for people outside the crewThis can be proved wrong by the fact that he helped Murray(before he joined the crew) and saved the town in the same thread(the first one)>silver is ruthlessThere are two events that show this is false, the first one is the fight with Marcella, Marcella has a metal breakdown during the fight, and instead of using the chance to win against her silver actually tries to calm her down bringing her to a restaurant. The second is the dauntless capture and the refuse to kill marines in that situation.>Silver is fearlessthis doesn't hold in the meeting with black beard, he actually apologizes to teach after being threatened>silver is lawlessthis is actually surprising, but silver follows the law most of the time sure he commits crimes, but they near always end up being against the world government, he mostly follows local laws.
>>4667012Could we not turn Silver into a cannibal?
>>4667039No, we can't not do that
>>4667039We're a bat, Fuck off.>>4667032World government bad
>>4667039I mean he's not just gonna start acting like kirby in a bakery, but I feel like it's one of those actions that's always an option for him ya know? He has the moral compass of a chimp and if it's not part of a body anymore then clearly it's free game.
>>4667043>>4667041Why should Silver be a cannibal?
>>4667050because food shouldn't go to waste.
>>4667050>hungry>meat here>ate raw meat before. It was good.>cook talks about how we should eat him if he dies>wonder what human meat tastes like>meat here>Nom.
>>4667057That's a bit of a weak justification to have Silver go full edge by devouring everything he fights.
>>4667066Why would he eat everything he fights? You dont just shovel whatevers on the table into your mouth. Besides he would at most do it either out of curiosity, boredom, or convinence.Why settle for human when you can have sea king, and why settle for sea king when you can have poison marinated slow roasted sea king with milk on the side?
>>4667032With these facts I would say that he has morality but is more resembling a wild animal, he feels compassion, but in the same time resolve near all his problems with violence. Always Prioritize his own pack, Can abandon being right if it means his survival, don't feel any repulsion in the thought of cannibalism because the animals he has grown up with didn't either.>>4667066It Is not exactly weak, but yeah would break the tone of the quest it would go for more the edge side of the things, unless there is some heavy comedic undertone
>>4667075Because once you cross that line, there's really no stopping anons from having Silver start treating corpses like they were senzu beans.
What y'all think our new bounties gonna be? Y'all think the WG gonna post a news clipping about the Silver and Straw Hat alliance?
>>4667125They will downplay the threat while openly seething, and then quietly put together a plan to deal with us.
>>4667125>What y'all think our new bounties gonna be?At least six.
>>4667131We made spammy boi call his bosses so they could hear him die, I think we are FAR beyond that. Wouldn't be surprised if they send one of the warlords after us.
>>4667193We called them to hear him die on the phone they use to call down the One Piece equivalent of a nuke, for fucking style points.If they send just one I'd be somewhat insulted.
>>4667125Probably just a little higher than luffy, i think people are underestimating how difficult is to raise a bounty, even after assaulting impel down and joining in marineford, luffy bounty was just 400 millions
>>4667679Yeah but Robin got a bounty in the millions simply for knowing how to read a big fucking rock.Something Silver has shown to a lesser degree. I'm sure that'll chunk it up by a bit even without considering the other horseshit he's pulling on right now.Unless everyone involved is getting a smaller increase to their bounties since there are a lot more people involved this time. Makes it seem like everyone involved is less dangerous when there isn't only one part doing all the work.Curious.
>>4667685Basically bounties are just how much the government sees you as a treat or how much it wants you to be captured. The thing is that using a buster call is not going to dramatically raise our bounties like some people are expecting, silver and co don't the power to use a buster or the force of one, the fact the used one was just an unlucky factor, it just shows that sliver has guts, but just that isn't sufficient to have a large increase in the bounty.
>>4667692Executing a government official. Freeing a VIP criminal. WRONGTHINK. All of these are big nonos for the gubmint.Luffy just had the flag burning, ass-beating, and prisoner rescuing. Now we got that and a whole lot more going for us. I dunno man. I just don't agree with your assessment.
>>4667697Again my point is that just committing crimes is not going to dramatically raise the bounty, if this was true luffy bounty pos-marineford would have skyrocketed. What raise your value is how the government see you as a treat, and the fact is that silver is not a treat much higher than luffy, the government could easily wipe out silver entire crew. Thought i can be wrong.
>>4666825>"I don't want to be a marine. I don't even want to be king of the pirates. I want to be free.">"I don't want to conquer anything. I just think the guy with the most freedom in this whole ocean... is the Pirate King."Guess where the second quote comes from.
>>4667697I think you are overlooking the most dangerous, from the WG's point of view, thing about Silver:He is unpredictable, he did all that and claimed it was for an autograph... Governments, bureaucrats etc like predictability. It means stability, meanwhile we are basically looking like the Joker to them: Someone who just showed up out of nowhere, wrecked shit for no good reason, killed a ranking official and managed to get Rob motherfucking Lucci to rethink his morality. So, they are going to ask themselves. If he is willing to do that for no good reason, who will be next? And the answer will be:"We don't know" and that's going to be a lot more annoying then the regular pirate modus operandi of "whatever we run into on this somewhat predictable course">>4667032I agree with the first point, I'd also look at Windy-Windy where we *didn't* start randomly butchering everyone despite being attacked and captured. Ruthless? He can certainly be, especially since I feel like a big portion of his worldview, and feel free to argue the point, is that Might Makes Right. Not because he wants to, not because of some ideal but simply because he knows that in the end the only one there for you is you, and you are responsible for making sure nobody can chain you down and beat you for the fun of it. If somebody takes your gold, the fault lies with you. If someone burns your home, the fault lies with you. This also ties into how he solves a lot of problems with violence and yet thinks he is morally justified in doing do, it is not him who is in the wrong for stealing the gouverments ship and gold. It is the gouverments fault for not stopping him. So they took our gold, that is our fault (or, well Iceburgs) and now we steal it back and that will be on them. Fearless, obviously not. Not just Teach but he is in many ways motivated by the fear of going back "home" so to speak and just wants to enjoy what the world has to offer for as long as he can. And yea, he is capable of functioning in a society. He has had no issues breaking laws if it suited him but that doesn't mean one has to find a lawyer on every island, get him to write down a list of things which are forbidden and then break all those laws because lol I ams criminal.
>>4667713Yeah! I agree with your views about silver, it makes sense that someone that grew with just animals for most of his life, believes in the law of the jungle.Thought about the government view about silver, they could just think thet he is bullshitting, and he attacked ennies lobbys for other reasons. they would be kind of right, since silver main reason for attacking enies lobby is marry.
>>4667731Yay ~Aight, lets say they assume we are lying... At that point they still have no clue about what is going on or why we are doing what we're doing. It doesn't change all that much except for a few people are gonna get assigned to "Figure this out" as part of compiling a report on the whole Enies Lobby thing. Honestly they might also just assume that it was for the money and simply note us down as a really greedy bastard. Also, who are we marrying?
>>4667753Well you HAD a potential wife but you picked every option to avoid her so...Guess you'll have to wait unless you like shooting fish in a barrel
>>4667762I hope you don't mean Mary cause Silver would rather deepthroat the Jezail.
>>4667765...It's not Tsuru, right?
>>4667753>Also, who are we marrying?It should be obvious, anon.
>>4667770Well it's probably not a crew member, they've seen Silver's nonsense first hand so none of them would want to marry him. Well maybe Angel, but that's only because we helped set her standards so high and even then it'd feel kinda weird, like dating a first cousin.Though considering our ability to hear everything we might be able to pull off a Davey Jones and just straight up bang the ocean.I know people were talking about romancing the Dauntless but I've seen futurama, if Bender can't pull it off we probably can't either.
Right, I think people are taking this a little to seriously... I was just making a joke based off " since silver main reason for attacking enies lobby is --> marry <--."But hey, any discussion is good discussion.
>>4667789I got the day off. It was either this or drinking and I'm broke til the check hits.
>>4667789You wrote "Merry" wrong. Now you gotta live with it
>>4667792No, *I* didn't >>4667731But yes, yes I shall live with it. And laugh.
>>4667762So luffy love interest is the pirate empress, and silver is Mary.I guess we really got too cocky, silverbros.
>>4667804Luffy's love interest is adventure with a side of food. Boa wants to break his pelvis but he couldn't give less of a shit.
>>4667804I'll spell it out but only to cull the/a/ before it spreadsIt was Ms Beeg-forehead
>>4667809Huh, cool. I usually ship her with Nami myself but that's because I'm a degenerate fond of forbidden love.
>>4667809Huh, I kind of expected it to be Bonny since we met and kind of ignored her, though I guess she has to much common sense for Silver.Could've guessed that it's Spooky's waifu tho
>>4667824Not my waifu actually. Just really like her. Especially after rereading Alabasta.Probably the best princess out of the three we've seenNo matter I still got a few reserves. But of course I'll follow the players demands. So if you point at a character I'll likely allow it. Within reason of course. No Big Meme for you
>>4667809Don't be silly, we couldn't marry a princess!That'd make us the king-pirate which would confuse the hell out of everyone, ourselves included. And we don't really have any ambitions towards being the pirate king... Mostly its just enjoying ourselves and waving around a massive flag that says "Notice me Eliza-Senpai"
>>4667826I feel like we're gonna be going stag for a while. I mean we joke about mommy milkers and shipfucking but Silver seems to be the type of guy who doesn't really worry about that stuff.He's basically Goku before Chi-chi decided to put a ring on it.
>>4667833Could also be that the closest thing he had to a stable relationship before getting the crew was Mary...
So, spooky what is gonna happen in time skip ? we are going to stay still for two years like the straw hats or we are going in the rest of worst gen route.
