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[beeping noise]

"What's wrong?"

"The oxygen recycler is failing... I thought that was on your list of supplies, Prim!"

"Oh, no! It must have gotten knocked off the sled when Drygar booted it!"

"Drygar! So he'll be the death of me after all-"

"Don't carve our tombstones just yet, Yop. There's a type four planet just ahead with a breathable atmosphere, according to this chart. We can land there, pump up the oxygen stores, and we'll have enough to make it to Snowball Station."

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"Entering the planet's atmosphere now-"

[frantic beeping noise]

"Oh, no!"

"What's going on?"

"Something's interfering with all the sensors! We're flying blind! Initiating emergency landing sequence! Everybody hold on to someth-"

KRATHOOOOM

"Aaa-!"

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"Anybody hurt?"

"I think we all made it in only a few pieces. You alright, Krum?"

"Yeah, but what happened? Why'd we crash?"

"According to the readout, there's something broadcasting a jamming signal but I couldn't get a fix on its location. Seems like we're not the only ones to have crashed here, though. I detected blockonium traces from at least four different ships."

"We could be marooned here forever!"

"Maybe not, First Concubine Tinkala. Just before we crashed, the ship's computer picked up a single humanoid life form. Whoever it is, he might be able to give us some idea what's going on here."

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"Krum and I will split up and look for this humanoid. Primrose, you and Yop get those oxygen pumps going and see what you can do about the recycler. We'll meet back here in two hours."

"Be careful!"

"Relax, we've got burners!"

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"Hope Krum's having more luck. I can see why this planet isn't on the main routes. This place gives me the creeps-"

"I say, you there!"

"Huh?"

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"Yes, you! Hello! Won't you come here, please? I'm terribly exhausted!"

"A noblewoman... out here?"

"I am the Grand Dutchess Ylenorra du Plo. My starliner crashed when it entered this planet's atmosphere. I'm terribly sorry to bother you, but if you would be so kind as to escort me off this planet, I assure you that your compensation will be significant!"

"I'm Jake Starcrash. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, your excellency. We'll be happy to take you off this rock and back to civilization once we get our ship fixed. We were on our way to Snowball Station when we-"

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"There will be time for words later, Jake Starcrash. First, I must thank the one who rescued me from this place."

"Your excellency, I think you're in a little bit of shock-"

"Take me, Jake Starcrash! And once you are through, we shall be wed, you shall be the richest man in the sector!"

"Your excellency, I-"

"Call my Ylenorra!"

"This is all happening so fast, I can't think straight-"

"Take me now, Jake!"

"Ylenorra!"

"Jake!"

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"Jake!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Krum does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4649644
"Nice of you to drop in, Krum--seems this date wants to take me out for dinner!"
>Grab the burner!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>4649644
smack jake

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4649644
Apparently Duchess Ylenorra's a Morphorian, a kind of alien being that psychically manipulates and seduces other species in order to obtain genetic material to breed their offspring to their fullest potential. Unfortunately, she doesn't exactly know how to keep her lovers from dying on her after receiving their... donations.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>4649644
Free Jake by seducing the duchess with your superior space orc semen

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"Krum! Just the guy I wanted to see! Answer me this: is there a beautiful lusty noblewoman standing in front of me?"

"No."

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"Forget about the others, Jake. You and I belong together, forever!"

"Sorry, your excellency, but I thought we'd forget about dinner-"

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"-and skip straight to the show!"

FRZZAAAAP

"Nice shot, Jake!"

BRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM

"Yeah, but what's that rumbling?"

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KRRAAAADOOOOM

"I think you made it mad!"

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WHUD

"Aaaugh-!"

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"Hey! Let go!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>4649730

Shoot it in the face (if it has one)

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4649730
Shoot it in the roots.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>4649730
Run away

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4649730
Attempt to reason with it.

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>4649730
This succquila rift bitch is too big. Haul ass outta there and watch for tentacles!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>4649730
Nice, I just read through the archives this last week!
Anyways, attempt to shoot at the roots to attempt to dislodge and hopefully kill it

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"I can't get a clear shot! It's like this thing knows what a burner is!"

FRRRZZZZZAAAAP

"Judging by the skeletons, it probably does!"

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FRRZZZAAAAP

"Hey, watch it!"

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"Yaaah!"

"Now what?"

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"Aw, the hell with it!"

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"Strafe the roots!"

FRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZAAP

FRRZZZZZAAAAAAAP

[very loud shrieking noise]

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"SKREEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Yaaaaaaah!"

"I don't think we can take this thing, Jake!"

"Let's get out of h-"

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"-aaah! No good, we're surrounded! I think this is the end, Krum! It's been nice knowing you!"

"Maybe not just yet-"

"Huh? What do you m-"

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"Yaaugh! I could have easily gone the rest of my life without seeing whatever that is! What are you doing?"

"I took a semester of Mycelian in college. I figured it'd be an easy credit."

"You mean you can speak to this thing with your spores?"

"Will you shut up? It's hard enough to do this with an audience!"

"Is it working?"

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"What does it look like?"

"Nice job, whatever you said worked!"

"Let's just get out of here before it realizes I'm not coming back."

"Good idea!"

>Regroup on the Zephyr and increase your party size
>Continue your search for the real humanoid with Krum
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Krum does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>4650730
>Continue your search for the real humanoid with Krum
Um, huh. I guess that works.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>4650730
Try eating one of those delicious looking mushroom trees on this planet!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4650730
>Continue your search for the real humanoid with Krum

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4650730
>>Continue your search for the real humanoid with Krum

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"I'm starved! We crashed before I could eat anything this morning!"

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"Me too. No sense going hungry."

"Hey, wait a second! We didn't run any scans on the life here! That could be dangerous!"

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"*munch*...*crunch*... Unlike humans, Sporcs aren't delicate eaters. We can live off of pretty much any organic matter."

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"Humans aren't delicate!"

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"Looks like there might be some mountains up ahead past that forest of spotted mushrooms. Think we should try there, Jake?"

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"Jake?"

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[music, lyrics:]

WHEN THE TURKEY'S DONE
STUFFING'S FRIIIIIIIED
AND GREAT AUNT RUTH
IS SAFE INSIIIIIDE
DON'T YOU WANT SOME MORE PUMPKIN PIE
DON'T YOU NEEEEED SOME MORE PUMPKIN PIE
WOULDN'T YOU LOVE SOME MORE PUMPKIN PIE
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SOME MORE PUMPKIN PIE

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"Jake? Where are you?"

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[rising crescendo of music, lyrics:]

AND THE UNCLLLLLES ARE TALKING POLITICS
AND THE WHIPPED CREAM HAS ALL BEEN SPREAD
REMEMBER WHAT YOUR GRANDMA SAID
HAVE SOME BREAAAAAAAAAAAD
HAVE SOME BREAAAAAAAAAAAD
HAVE SOME BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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WHUD

"Aaaugh-!"

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"Look, we don't care about your claim, we just thought you could help us figure out what's keeping us from-"

"...izzer any mashed potatoes left?"

"Jake!"

"See, I told ya I didn't kill 'im!"

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"Now take yer friend and git!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4650871

"szzzaayy... where'd the robot-man come from?"

We're still woozy but let's see what kind of info we can get about him and this planet.

>>4650865
>>4650859
>>4650861

Also I've never seen an acid-trip pulled off so well in a quest.Best mind-fuck to a character I've seen thus far

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"Hold on, old man... Krum's right, we're not interested in stealing anything from you. We just want to get off this rock. How'd you get here anyway?"

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"I don't care what ya say yer interested in! Go on and git before I knock yer block off! I found it and ain't no one gonna take it from me!"

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"There's no other way about it, old man. I scanned for ships on the way down and we've got the only one."

"I told ya to git!"

"The only way you're going to be able to sell your find is if you help us get our ship in the air. From the looks of it you might not be around when the next ship comes down intact."

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"Aw, shoot! I guess yer right. Put'er there, young fella. Name's Abe Hock."

"Jake Starcrash, and this is Krum. Any idea what's causing the signal keeping us here?"

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"Sure do, young fella, it's the same reason my ship crashed! There's a robot in them mountains just over yonder. It's the thing what's putting out that signal!"

"A robot?"

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"What are you thinking, Jake?"

"Primrose knows more about robots than I do... and we just got that robot of our own working..."

>Return to the Zephyr
>Press onward to the mountains
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

>>4650968
>Return to the Zephyr

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>4650968
>>4650969
Now with dice.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>4650968
>Return to the Zephyr
Try not to get seduced by mushroom people this time.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>4650865
10/10
>>4650968
>Return to the Zephyr
Good time to check in on the others and find out what this "claim" is on the way. Does he mean the robot?

>>4650979
No Promises.

>>4650861
I regret none of my reckless actions

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"So what's the name of this rock anyway, old man? The map just lists it as 'type four planet'."

"Hasn't got a name, as far as I know! I sure as saints never bothered to give it one!"

"Well, it's Hock's World now, if you're the first one to file a claim on it. I don't think the Duchess will challenge you."

"Duchess? Sounds to me like ya met one of the sirens!"

"Sirens? You mean there's more than one of those things?"

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"We set out with a hunnert and eight miners. Half my crew died on impact. Of the rest, a few died from their injuries the next few days. After that, the sirens began to take 'em, one by one. Oh, we figgered out their tricks pretty quick. But it didn't matter none. The men started to get lonely, started to miss real women... the sirens started to seem like a pretty good option. Then when there were only a few of us left, they stopped lookin' like women."

"They started lookin' like rescue pilots."

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"ARE-YOU-SURE-WE-SHOULD-BE-OUT-HERE?"

"Jake and Krum have been gone all day! Maybe they're in trouble!"

"THEY-TOLD-US-TO-STAY-IN-THE-SHIP."

"Don't worry, I've got a burner!"

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"Primrose is probably worried about us. It's almost dark. How long is a day on this planet anyw-"

[scream]

"That sounded like Prim!"

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"This is her burner-"

"Yeah, but where's Prim?"

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"Aiiii-!"

"Over there!"

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"Aaahhh! Help!"

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"Prim!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>4651959
Aim for the eyes!

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"Don't worry, Prim! I'll take care of this bug! It can't hit what it can't see!"

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"No, Jake! Wait, you don't underst-"

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FRRZZZAAAAP

"Easy as..."

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"...Huh?"

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[loud mushroom crashing noises]

"Jake! The insect is just its armor!"

"Now you tell me!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>4652055
RUN, DUCK, GET TO SAFETY BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>4652055
See if Krum can seduce this one, too

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>4652055
Destroy the mirror

>>4652055
Try and blow a hole in the ‘cage’ to free Prim

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>4652381
Screwed up the roll

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>4652055
Throw one of those magic mushrooms in its mouth!

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[crashing noises]

"Aaah! Krum, help! Show it your... whatever that is!"

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"Yeah, I'm working right now, but I'll be free later. How about I come back here after I'm done with this job and we can get together, see what happens?"

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"Krum!"

[crashing noises continue]

"Nah, I'm sure he'll be fine without me. You say you were born on this planet?"

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"That thing will *huff* never find me *huff* up here!"

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"Yaaah-! Only one chance-"

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"Made it! Hang on, Prim! I'm comi-"

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"-whooah!"

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"Jake! I can't break this stuff! Get me out of here!"

"Stand clear, Prim! I'll try to cut a hole with my burner-"

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"-if gravity doesn't get me first!"

>Rescue Primrose by yourself
>Saved by a friend
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>4652638
>>Something else
Saved by the Farce.

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4652638
>Steal the helmet and headbutt your way through

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"The cage is too cramped! I can't get out of the way! You'll have to try something else!"

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"It's time for me to call on that deep universal resonaaaaah-!"

"Oof-! Jake!"

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"Jake!"

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KBASH

"Aiii-!"

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"Miss me?"

"Jake, you're alive!"

"I'd like to stay that way! Come on, let's go!"

"Where?"

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"Down!"

"Aaaah-!"

That's it for tonight, but there's lots more to come in this thread, so stick around!

If you liked what you've seen so far, the first episode of Jake Starcrash is archived on suptg along with all the images:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4559028/

In fact, almost all Lego Quest episodes since March 2010 are archived on suptg:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

The official Lego Quest wiki will soon have writeups for Jake and pals:
https://legoquest.fandom.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

And if you follow me on Twitter you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode begins:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Or you can just lurk in the Lego General on /toy/ and watch for a link there. Thank you to everyone for playing so far, and have a good night!

>>4652902
Thanks for running LQ!

>>4652902
Awesome as always, QM--thanks for running!

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"Come on, I think I saw Krum and your robot over h-"

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"Jake!"

"I knew it!"

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"Krum! Nice of you to show up!"

"Sorry, Jake, I would have helped, but..."

"Hey, don't worry about it, buddy. If I saw a mushroom that cute, I'd have done the same."

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"Say, old man, how far is this robot from here anyway?"

"Well, that is, it's not exactly a robot you're looking for..."

"What do you mean, 'not exactly'?"

"Here's your burner, Prim."

"Thanks!"

"Look out!"

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"Whoa, hold on! What are you doing?"

"Get outta the way, Sporc! Can't ya see we gotta kill it?"

"Kill what?"

"That siren!"

"Siren?"

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"Prim's no siren!"

"Wh-what?"

"She's our mechanic!"

"What does he mean by siren, Jake?"

"Mushrooms that make you think they're beautiful women."

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"You mean he thinks I'm pretty?"

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"Now what were you saying about that robot not exactly being a robot, Abe?"

"Well, don't rush me, young fella, I said it was like a robot, and it is. It is."

"If it's not a robot, then what is it?"

"Well, it's... that is, ya might say it's more of a computer."

"A computer. Why haven't you shut it down?"

"Well, it just ain't a job fer one man."

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"You mind if I confer with my crewmates for a minute, old man?"

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"What are yo thinking, Jake?"

"I think being out here by himself for so long might have addled this guy's brain. He's definitely not telling us the full story."

"He needs that signal shut down just as much as we do if he wants to leave this planet."

"That's assuming that he wants to leave."

"Why wouldn't he?"

"Maybe he's gone native."

"You don't think we can trust him?"

"I think we can trust him to lead us to this computer. Once we're there..."

"If you're that worried, why not use Prim's robot to find it?"

"AFFIRMATIVE. I-CAN-TRACK-THE-SOURCE-OF-THE-BROADCAST-MYSELF."

"I'd hate to get there and find a surprise that Abe could have warned us about."

"Maybe we're overthinking this. Can't blame him for keeping his mouth shut. He doesn't have much reason to trust us."

"Whatever his find was, he seems more concerned with guarding it than getting offworld to sell it."

"All that matters is whether or not we get off this planet!"

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"Yeah, one way or another we've gotta shut down that signal or the Zephyr is never lifting off again."

>Ask Abe to lead you to the computer
>Press Abe for more information
>Leave Abe behind and use your robot to find the computer

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>4656268
>>Press Abe for more information
Find out if this computer has any defenses to keep an eye out for

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>4656268
>>4656273

Rolling for additional bits of information.

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"Alright, old man, I want you to be straight with us. I want to know everything you know about this computer. What it's like, exactly where it's located, and what kind of opposition it's going to give us when we show up to switch it off."

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

"CORRECT."

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"Now listen here, young fella... All I can tell ya is second-hand. I ain't never actually been to see the computer myself. Why, I never even-"

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"You told me you'd been there once already!"

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"Well, what I meant to say was... that is, I didn't exactly... I mean..."

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"Aw, shoot. The Sporc's right. I gotta come clean, young fella."

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"I been to that awful mountain! When there were still a few of us left, we still had hope that we could strike it rich and get rescued soon after. When we were up there, we found that computer! I told them boys not to turn it on, but they wouldn't listen! They had got it into their fool heads that the computer could help them find a rich vein. Help them! Ha! Why, as soon as they turned it on, it started trying to control our minds! Well, young fella, we barely made it out of its cave. Once we were outside, it got a little better, but it wasn't until we were well out of there before we were sure it weren't talking to us no more."

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"A telepathic computer? What did you mean when you said shutting it down wasn't a job for just one man?"

"Well, I'll tell you the truth, young fella-"

"That'd be a first!"

"I swear on my life, there are two buttons, on opposite sides, that have to be pressed at the same time before you can shut it down. That is, if the computer lets ya!"

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"What do you think, Krum?"

"We've worked with worse people than this guy."

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"Could we send your robot in alone to try and switch it off? Or at least look around and tell us if there's anything else to worry about?"

"Sure, but I can't promise that the computer won't be able to hijack it once it gets within range."

"If we lose it, it's just a robot."

"What if the computer uses it to do something worse?"

"Good point."

>Send the robot in alone to check it out
>Jake goes in with just the robot
>Everybody goes in together
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>4658983
>>Everybody goes in together

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4658983

That computer can't get everyone at the same time right?

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"How much farther is it, old man?"

"Not too far, young fella! I reckon it's just over that next rise!"

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"There it is! Just like I said!"

"Alright, let's be careful about this. At the first sign of trouble, I want everybody out and at least a hundred yards from this cave."

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"Come on, Krum!"

"I'm just watching our backs!"

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"Eeee! Jake, there it is!"

"I see it. Doesn't seem so bad to me. A couple of well-placed burner charges should-"

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YOU WILL FIND THAT MY OUTER CASING IS QUITE DURABLE, CAPTAIN STARCRASH. IT HAS WITHSTOOD MANY LONG CENTURIES.

"Aaah!"

"It's in my head!"

"BRRRZZZZZTT!"

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"Jake! I think I found it! The red button! You need to... to... "

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YOU WILL OBEY ME. I AM YOUR CONTROLLER NOW. YOU WILL SUBMIT YOUR MIND TO MY DECISIONS. YOU WILL SERVE ME. TOGETHER, YOU CREATURES WILL HELP ME LEAVE THIS PLANET AND DOMINATE THE UNIVERSE.

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"Not... not if I have anything to say about it! My will is... is stronger than you!"

PERHAPS...

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BUT THE WILLS OF YOUR COMPANIONS ARE NOW MINE TO COMMAND.

"Git that young fella!"

"Get him!"

"Raaargh!"

"DESTROY-CAPTAIN-STARCRASH!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>4659278
Shoot the tapes on the computer

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>4659285

Rollin' for a slightly better shot!

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>4659278
Two smacks! The first at our robot and the second at chrome dome so they stagger into both buttons at the same time.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>4659278
Try to hit another button

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>4659278

Overpower the computers mind powers with out own mind powers

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>4659966

+1

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"You haven't won yet! I'll go down fighting!"

FRRRZZZZZAAAP

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YOU ARE AS SIMPLE-MINDED AS YOU ARE PREDICTABLE. MY CASING IS IMPERVIOUS TO YOUR WEAPON.

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"Maybe so, but those tapes look fragile enough!"

WHAT ARE YOU D-

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KACHOOOOOOOOM

INSIGNIFICANT C-C-CREATURE. YOU WILL P-P-PAY D-DEARLY FOR THAT.

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"I'm warning you, I know space-jitsOOF!"

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YOU ARE DEFEATED, CAPTAIN STARCRASH. SUBMIT YOUR MIND TO MY DECISIONS. JOIN YOUR FRIENDS.

"Come on, you guys! Snap out of it! We just need to push these two buttons!"

THEY CANNOT HELP YOU.

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"Maybe... you're right... I can't... beat you here... but I can fight you... somewhere else!"

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INTERESTING. YOU ARE AN INFERIOR BEING, YET YOU CAN PERCEIVE THE DEEP UNIVERSAL RESONANCE.

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IT IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE. I HAVE ALREADY WON.

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Lover! Fighter! Interstellar conquerer! Only one supercomputer claims to do it all - ALPHA-8000!

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"I'm back on the Zephyr!"

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"I've been friends with Alpha the longest!"

"NO-I-HAVE-BEEN-FRIENDS-WITH-ALPHA-THE-LONGEST!"

"I've been friends with Alpha the longest!"

"Tarnation, I'm tellin ya I've been friends with Alpha the longest!"

EVERYONE, PLEASE.

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YOU HAVE ALL BEEN FRIENDS WTIH ME FOR A VERY LONG TIME. NOW, LET US FIND THE STOWAWAY AND DISPOSE OF HIM.

>Attack ALPHA-8000 directly
>Try to free your friends
>Use this opportunity to learn more about ALPHA-8000
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>4661071
>>Use this opportunity to learn more about ALPHA-8000
With any luck we can find out its weakness.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>4661071
>>4661149

Do that, but hopefully with a better roll here!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>4661071
Try and break at least Primrose free from its control for her technical know how.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>4661149
Supporting

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>4661149
>>4661736

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I HAVE FOUND THE STOWAWAY. EVERYONE, COME QUICKLY SO WE CAN DESTROY HIM.

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"Where is he, Alpha?"

HE IS HIDING SOMEWHERE NEARBY. FIND HIM, QUICKLY.

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"That was close! Maybe I can hang out here until I get some idea what to-"

"Shhh! Not so loud! If it hears us..."

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"Huh? Who are you?"

"Shhh! I'm the scientist who created ALPHA-8000... or at least the memory of him. ALPHA-8000 doesn't like to think about me."

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"Why did you create Alpha?"

"Shhh! I didn't set out to create the ALPHA-8000. My life's work was the BETA-400, a supercomputer I created to help guide my society."

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"Once it proved a success, and my society began to prosper, the military demanded that I construct a new supercomputer, one more powerful and unfettered than the BETA-400. I warned them that such power in the control of an intelligence like the ALPHA-8000 could be disastrous, but they refused to listen. They saw it as an opportunity to gain total control."

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"What happened?"

"Shhh! ALPHA-8000 took control of almost everyone in our society, including its would-be masters. We finally broke free by exiling it to the remote world on which you found it!"

"I need to know how to defeat it! Everyone but me is being controlled!"

"Defeat it? I suppose there is one way..."

"Tell me!"

"Shhh! If you draw its attention it will see us!"

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"If you can trick ALPHA-8000 into discharging its defensive laser, its ability to control minds will temporarily weaken until the laser can re-"

I HAVE FOUND YOU, CAPTAIN STARCRASH.

"Aaaah!"

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GET HIM. DESTROY HIM.

"Destroy him!"

"Prim! Snap out of it! It's me, Jake! Jake Starcrash! We met on Welland-3!"

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"Jake? I don't know any-"

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"Jake?"

"That's right!"

"I... I know this place! This is..."

"This is the barn where we first met!"

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"That's right! I came into the barn to grab an electrojack and saw you hiding behind the extruders! You hit your head on the feedstock tank when I found you!"

"I can't believe you remembered that part..."

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"I was sick of fixing tractors all day, so when you told me you were a spaceship captain in need of a mechanic, I thought it was a dream come true!"

"I remember, you left with nothing but the clothes you were wearing and that letter."

"That's right! I had almost forgotten about that! I've had that letter since my parents died. I'm not supposed to open it until I'm old enough."

"What else do you remember?"

"After we got the Zephyr in the air, you gave me a jumpsuit."

"I remember, you asked if I had another one like mine, but blue. You said you look good in blue."

"You remember that?"

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"I still think you do!"

"Awww-!"

"Prim, I need your help. Alpha has some kind of defensive laser - if we trigger it, we'll have an easier time hitting those two shutdown buttons. Problem is, we'll have to worry about getting hit by the laser."

"We could forcibly disengage my robot's targeting system!"

"How's that going to help?"

"Since the robot is currently in attack mode, manually disabling its targeting system could let us aim it at Alpha and-"

"And cause the robot to take the brunt of the laser! Prim, you're a genius!"

"Awww-! Say, I just remembered-"

"Yeah?"

"The reason you were in the barn in the first place! You were hiding from those gangsters and couldn't leave because the Zephyr wouldn't fly!"

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THERE THEY ARE. DESTROY THEM BOTH.

"Jake! They found us!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Dude this lego quest is based

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>4664243
Time to trick the computer into firing its defense laser

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>4664265
Supporting

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>4664419
>>4664265

Rollin' for a slightly better result!

>>4664419
>>4664726
haha

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>4664243
Aww yiss, Lego Quest. Supporting >>4664265

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WHEN YOU ARE DESTROYED HERE, YOUR BODY WILL DIE IN THE PHYSICAL WORLD.

"Jake, what'll we do?"

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"The same thing we did the first time!"

[beeping sound]

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PSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"What the-?"

"Where'd they go?"

"WHAT-IS-THAT-NOISE?"

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"Yaaah-!"

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[surprised gasp]

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"Just a few seconds and I can-"

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SOMETHING IS WRONG. ONE OF THE CREATURES IS NO LONGER UNDER MY CONTROL.

"Oh, no!"

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IF YOU WILL NOT OBEY, THEN YOU WILL BE DESTROYED ALONG WITH CAPTAIN STARCRASH.

"Prim!"

"Jake!"

"DESTROY-PRIM! DESTROY-PRIM!"

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Prim does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>4665999
Spin-kick that bot's head into the computer!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4666041

Rollin' again!

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"I hope that space-jitsu tape Jake bought was worth it!"

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"Ai-yah!"

KLUNGK

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"ERROR-TARGETING-SYSTEM-DISABLED-SEARCHING-FOR-NEAREST-TARGET."

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"TARGET-ACQUIRED."

STOP. DO NOT ATTACK ME. YOU ARE MALFUNCTIONING.

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"TARGET-ACQUIRED."

>Take the brunt of the laser and melt into a puddle of slag
>Dodge the laser and attack Alpha with Metal Claw x2
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever Prim's robot does, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>4667390

Dodge with mechanical perfection and begin shredding Alpha!

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>4667595
Supporting

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VVVVVVVVVZZZZZZZZZSHHHHH

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[metal rending noises]

STOP. Y-Y-YOU MUST OBEY ME. MY P-P-PROGRAMMING IS S-S-S-S-SUPERIOR TO YOURS.

"YOU-WERE-NOT-PROGRAMMED-BY-PRIMROSE."

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"Sorry, Alpha. You had your chance to play nice, but you blew it!"

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THE LAN-MARANIANS COULD NOT DEFEAT ME. THEY COULD ONLY EXILE ME TO THIS PLACE. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME. IT IS ILLOGICAL.

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"Let's put that theory to the test! Ready, Prim?"

"Ready!"

STOP. YOU MUST OBEY ME. YOU MUST-

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KRAFWOOOOM

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[loud rumbling noise]

"What's that noise?"

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[extremely loud rumbling sound]

"ALERT-ALERT-STRUCTURAL-COLLAPSE-IS-IMMINENT!"

"The whole place is coming down! Come on, let's get out of here!"

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[panting]

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[clanking, panting]

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KRRRRRBRRRRMMMMMMM

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"Did Alpha...?"

"THE-SIGNAL-IS-NO-LONGER-BEING-BROADCAST."

"Say, old man! How long is a night on this rock anyway?"

"Oh, 'bout ten hours!"

"What are you thinking, Jake?"

"Well..."

>Look around for a place to make camp
>Press on toward the Zephyr
>Something else

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>4670147

Let us press on towards the Zephyr!

Hopefully it's within walking distance...

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>4670147
>Look around for a place to make camp
Use our Farce powers to find a safe place to sleep.

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"Even with Alpha destroyed, I don't feel safe around here. Too much negative energy."

"I know what you mean!"

"What kind of nightlife does this rock have, old man?"

"Why, none to speak of, young fella! Most everything hunkers down on account of how cold it gets at night."

"I'd rather not stay here a minute longer than I have to."

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"Oh, wow!"

"What, this? I've seen plenty of things more impressive than this."

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"Well, I haven't!"

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"Speaking of sights, there's something I thought I might never see again!"

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"Captain Starcrash! You've returned!"

"Miss us?"

"Does this mean the mission was successful?"

"Let's just say we took care of the broadcast and we're ready to kick jets."

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"Next stop, Snowball Station... and this time, I mean it!"

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That's it for now, but Jake will be back for more, either in this thread or a new one.

If you liked what you've seen so far, almost all Lego Quest episodes are archived on suptg:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

The official Lego Quest wiki will soon have writeups for Jake and friends:
https://legoquest.fandom.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

And if you follow me on Twitter you'll get a tweet whenever a new episode begins:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Thank you to everyone for playing!

Goodnight!

>>4670414

Thanks again LQ!

Looking forward to the next episode!

>>4670414
Awesome stuff, QM--thanks again for running. Always entertaining!

>>4670414

Thanks for almost 11 years!

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I have most of the sets for the next planet already made and was actually planning on skipping straight to Snowball Station, but then at the last minute I decided to make a detour here. Jake will be back soon and this way I'll have time to spruce up everything. With that said, time for the Easter eggs and miscellaneous factoids that some players might be interested in:

>>4649634
Happened at the end of the last episode

>>4649641
Duchess's torso is CMF Marilyn Monroe; dress slope is Superman's dad iirc

>>4650727
One million antistuds to the anon who can correctly identify Krum's junk

>>4650861
>>4650865
I'm very glad anon suggested this, because it was extremely fun to do

>>4650871
Abe's torso is the CMF Old Timey Miner. He's armed with the same type of implement we saw Jake wield in episode 1

>>4651959
I wanted most of the danger on this planet to take the form of molds and fungi, so a colossal cordyceps cage sprung to mind the moment I began assembling the head

>>4659266
ALPHA-8000 was inspired by Omega, the telepathic supercomputer from the TV series Ark II

>>4664215
>>4664216
>>4664218
This sequence was one of my favorites

>>4664240
Prim's letter makes its first canon appearance, as you couldn't see it from any of the angles when her cabin was open

>>4661050
>>4667384
Whether or not Jake actually learned space-jitsu from the tape remains to be seen!

>>4670402
I had these giant translucent mushrooms lying around the whole episode but didn't have a good place to use them until this scene

>>4670403
Transparent clear pieces made in the past couple years are UV reactive, which means that some of the clear cylinders and discs glow when exposed to blacklight bulbs

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Some of the more unusual fungi

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and the more usual fungi

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I never used this one

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I take a lot more time than I wish I did to get pictures posted because I often do reshoots when I'm not satisfied (and I'm often not satisfied). Sometimes I'll spend half an hour or more trying and failing to get the shot that I'm picturing in my mind before giving up, but sometimes it comes out just right, like this shot >>4670134 that started out as pic related.

>>4670578
>>4670585
>>4671049
Thank you! I'll be lurking the thread and will probably start the new one in time to post a link here but I'm always happy to post more pictures or answer questions.

Thanks again to everyone for playing!

>>4673387
>>4673387
Forgot to mention, the tall green stalks in the back are the crop that was seen from the barn door >>4665995