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Welcome back, honorable bushi of the Crab Clan, to the fourth installment of L5R Chanbara Quest. I'm your host, Wong, and you are Arinaga Daisuke, a vassal of the Hiruma family of the Crab Clan, student of the Hiruma Bushi School, possessor of a very fine katana, devout hater of goblins, lover of a particular Scorpion girl, and slayer of bandits.

Last time, the truth did not set you free. It was correct to do, but you are apparently out of your aunt's good graces due to that Phoenix devil (possibly ronin) Nishiyama Takeshi unjustly blaming you for the death of your uncle. Full of rage, angst, and hormones, you said some very cutting things, vowed to be at the funeral, and stomped off to the guest house...where the hormones came into play, and you and Kodo Sayaka finally gave in to the tension that comes naturally when two people slay bandits together. After the consummation of your affair, you made a plan, and decided to deal with the bandit chief O-Tora yourselves. Together, you determined the location of O-Tora's hideout, discovered that the Arinaga family's former retainer Yoshimitsu was still alive and had retired to a monastery only to come back and exact justice, and proceeded to slaughter ten whole bandits with the bow and sword. Seven fell at your hand, and the remaining three had your arrows sticking out of them when your allies finished them off.

It is a truly horrible day to be a bandit in the Koumugi Valley.
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>>4646341
Honor/Dishonor Chart for reference.
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>>4646345
Based
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The road dust seeps into the trails of spilled blood, making it thicken and coagulate. The air is full of the stench of death, and it is time to quit this place. Your message to O-Tora is pinned on a tree, prominently placed where anyone coming to relieve these men will find it.

Will you...

>[Make your way back to the village for the night, you can make it by dark if you hurry]
>[Make camp in the woods somewhere away from the routes O-Tora's men might take to get to the village or their ambush point]
>[Make your way directly towards the watchtower and lurk in the vicinity]
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>>4646347
>[Make your way back to the village for the night, you can make it by dark if you hurry]

Time to rest and refuel, and let the bandits sweat it out for tonight.
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>>4646347
>>[Make camp in the woods somewhere away from the routes O-Tora's men might take to get to the village or their ambush point]
No need to hurry back to the village. Spend that extra time to find a more suitably secluded place to rest instead.
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>>4646347
>>[Make your way back to the village for the night, you can make it by dark if you hurry]
I'm pretty sure they're going to try for the village this time. Ten dudes dead, and that's the closest place for a reprisal raid. They're not going to go for a hard target like the castle, and they're not going to go scout out the woods just to lose more of them.
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>>4646347
>>>[Make your way back to the village for the night, you can make it by dark if you hurry]
for basically the same reasons >>4646358
said. I expect a night raid reprisal or some other fuckery going on in the near future there.
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>>4646347
>>[Make your way back to the village for the night, you can make it by dark if you hurry]
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The three of you clean your weapons, and make haste back towards the village, cutting wide around the watchtower to avoid being spotted. Fear is a powerful weapon, and even if O-Tora, a former Crab samurai, isn't afraid his minions surely will be. Like a tiger yourself, you have sprung from nowhere and savaged his small raiding parties, and when he began sending out ten men instead of a couple or a handful at a time, you savaged them too. The fact that most of them are lying in a bloody pile around the spot where you danced with them is sure not to escape his notice. How many does he have left? Tetsu had said thirty, perhaps more. For the sake of caution, you opt not to count the men you had already killed by that point. Or the two you killed in the village afterward. You killed ten on the road, thus twenty men remain. Twenty men can do a lot of damage in a well-armed, disciplined group. The bandits on the road didn't have armor and were armed with farming tools, but you know O-Tora's better men have more equipment than that. So you assume twenty men with armor, perhaps using real weapons instead of peasant-forged parangu and kamas, plus O-Tora himself.

If you were O-Tora, and you had an enemy that could bite chunks out of your forces with impunity, you would go somewhere that would force your enemy out into the open. You would launch a reprisal on the village, if you were that sort of honorless sub-dog. Either you catch your tiger in his lair, or you kill its cubs. Teach the villagers the price of cooperation with O-Tora's enemies. Almost wordlessly, you begin heading back in the direction of the village. With luck, you will make it there by nightfall.

Bamboo has lots of little sprouts, with lots of little leaves, and it's flexible enough that the wind makes it rustle appealingly as you and your companions walk. Now and then, the main stalks clatter together, a resonant clacking sound. Pleasant and familiar.

“I wish I'd brought Ritsu.” Sayaka remarks, “All of this walking is fine exercise, but I miss my horse.”

Yoshi snorts, “In this dense foliage? She would be terribly slowed.”

“Ritsu may be an animal, but she's a good listener. Even better than Daisuke, sometimes.” She smiles beneath the brim of her jingasa, “She makes good company, even when I'm not riding her. Animals don't lie.” There is something sad in that statement.

[Continue]
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>>4646347
>[Make your way back to the village for the night, you can make it by dark if you hurry]
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“Some do.” Yoshi remarks, “The spider that mimics bird guano, the moth whose wings have spots like an owl's eyes. Things act according to their nature, Scorpion-san.”

“Even when that nature is hidden?” She lifts up a fallen stalk of bamboo with her bisento for you to duck underneath, and you hold it up for her and the monk to pass under it in turn.

“Nothing is hidden forever.” Yoshi replies.

“Then how can one prove what is on its surface is not its true nature?” She replies.

“Insight.” He says, then looks at the sky. It's clear, with just a few clouds, the sun slowly meandering towards the western horizon, “It will rain heavily soon, perhaps tomorrow.”

You nod. Sayaka raises an eyebrow, “How can you know?”

“Insight.” The old man replies.

“Experience.” You note. “He has been a retainer of my family since my grandfather's day.”

“Although that is true, your father and Mitsuaki-sama swore oaths to the Hiruma. Is this truly your family's land still? Or are your domains among the Hiruma lands, beyond the wall?” The old sohei smiles warmly at you, “The mind is a blade, and such thoughts a polishing rag. To be put away when duty calls, but to be run over the metal in times of peace, to keep it sharp and clean.”

“And these are not times of peace.” You note.

“Indeed, but...hush!” Yoshi suddenly puts a finger to his lips. He gestures with his head, and the three of you leave the animal trail you've been using and duck into the foliage. Before long, you hear the creaking of the squeaky wheel on a wagon, and before long you see it. It's being drawn by two bandits, and heavily laden down with earthenware jugs.

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“I can't believe we had to wait for so long!” One of the bandits complains, “We were outside that little side-door for an entire hour before they floated the boat with the sake across the moat!”

“It's called a postern gate, you idiot. I've told you before, just because you weren't born with a brain doesn't mean you can't stuff a little bit in there. Or better yet, shut your gob and pull. O-Tora will kill us if he thinks we stopped for a sip.”

“Fancy words considering I'm doing most of the pulling!” The first bandit snaps. “Besides, if we go too fast and the seal cracks on one of these, then he'll definitely think we stopped for a drink.” He's the larger of the two, and bald as an egg.

“See, this is why I hate sake tribute duty. Sure, it's not dangerous, you don't have some farmer lose his mind and come after you with a kama because he catches you dragging his daughter into the woods, but it's hard work and there's the chance you piss off the boss. It's not worth it. Especially because there aren't any pretty farmgirls.” The second bandit licks his lips. He's got a harelip.

“I bet they've got better ones up at the castle. Serving maids and all that. We should tell them to send out a few of those with the next load of sake.” Baldy says dreamily, “The way I hear it, that old lord sure liked his pretty girls back when his pecker still poked.”

Harelip laughs raucously, “Let's ask O-Tora and see if he likes your idea! Hey, c'mon, don't look at me like that, I'm being serious. Bosses appreciate a sense of initiative. Besides, it'd make this job a lot more fun, this sake's good stuff as far as I can tell but...they ruin it with all the honey and plum they flavor it with. I mean, why bother? Is the lady of the castle drinking that much that it's all this girly crap?”

“Nah, s'added in afterward. You can tell if you know your sake.” Baldy points out. “It's not made here, but the caps are made in the castle, so they must've opened them, added the sweet stuff, and closed them again.”

“See, finally a thought. I wonder if they just think we like that sweet crap ruining our booze for some reason. Fucking pissants.” Harelip spits messily.

“Yeah, if it wasn't for them paying us in sake and letting us do what we like, we'd have been over that wall and ruling that place like samurai ourselves years ago.” Baldy notes.

Harelip gives him a look, “You really think so? Those guards seem well-armed, and there's a lot of them. The few that came over to us from the castle are some of O-Tora's top guys. Maybe their bosses are just cowards?”

“Nah, way I hear it, the lady of the castle's letting her bodyguard poke his peeking pecker wherever he likes, and he executes anyone who mentions it.” Baldy lowers his voice, “You don't think it was him who killed...?”

>[Let them pass by]
>[Step out in front of them]
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>>4646463
>>[Step out in front of them]
MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER
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>>4646469
>>4646463
okay maybe just murder one and keep the other as a witness/evidence
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>>4646463
>[Step out in front of them]
The Crab bristles with righteous indignation
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>>4646463
>[Step out in front of them]
No tribute from castle= tiger strikes at peacock, forcing him to action?
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>>4646463
>[Step out in front of them]
Either we'll kill them before they'll see the remains of our dance party, or we'll scare the shit out of them and force them to deliver the goods to the town, and hear what other rumors they overheard, preferably ones about peacock boy.
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>>4646471
>>4646469
I'd say keep them both alive for pulling the cart and possible rumors.

For now...
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>>4646463
>[Step out in front of them]

*grins* We'll keep one alive, and feast on roasted chicken afterwards.
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>>4646475
>>4646474
>peecuck*

I fixed your misspellings anons
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>>4646463

>[Step out in front of them]

Ohaiyo bandit scum, we've got some arrows over here with your names on them. They're on the points, so we'll give you a real close look!
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>>4646474
Well, the issue with that it would not just be O-Tora against the peacuck. It would be O-Tora against the peacuck and the rest of the castle, full of your families servants.
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>>4646463
>>[Step out in front of them]
>>[But make sure this is not a trap first this seems too easy.]

Ok some thoughts here, the bandits getting tribute from the castle is one of three things, either a play for time on the peacock and Miho, Them trying to slip something into the bandits via the sake(likely poison and or Taint), or an agreed upon payment ahead of time by either Miho or the Peacock.

We need to keep one of these guys alive for questioning, and possibly sending a runner back to the Wall/nearest garrison if this is damning. Because if we have PROOF that the Lady/peacock are inleague with bandits and funding them? There is a HUGE problem here. We also need to have Sayaka examine the sake to see what else was added. Thankfully Crab give very little fucks about sincerity and if we bring decent proof? We can bring the higher ups down on people's heads.

That said them talking about this in the open when they've lost so many, and only two men to guard the most damning secret in the region barring maho-tsukai or taint shenanigans? Something smells funny about this.
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>>4646494
I mean, and the considerable remaining guards. They’re not helpless on their own, after all. They merely need to be spurred into action.
The bandits here were just talking about how good some of the guards are by comparison.
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“He's supposed to be good. Really good.” Harelip notes, sounding worried, “But that skinny little shit, bedding a fine woman like that? I don't believe it, women like a bit of hair and muscle, you know? If you want my opinion, I think O-Tora...”

You step out onto the road ahead of them, sword in hand. The dappled sunlight casts rippling shadows and gleams of brilliant light off your Kaiu-forged katana. The two bandits stare stupidly at it, then at you. Then Harelip dives off the side of the road and begins pelting down the hill, screaming. Baldy stares at you, and you can smell him voiding his bowels as his mouth works in a panic. Of course. See, these two know that someone has been slaughtering them en masse, two to one suddenly stops being good odds in those conditions.

>[Cut down Baldy]
>[Chase down Harelip]
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>>4646507
>[Chase down Harelip]
It's pretty hard to sprint away from something when you've just shat yourself.
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>>4646507
>[Chase down Harelip]
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>>4646507

>[Step out in front of them]

Sayaka and Yoshi can handle Baldy, we should be ahead of them enough to make going after Harelip the better choice.
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>>4646507
>>[Chase down Harelip]
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>>4646507

>[Chase down Harelip]

Chase down the Bandit like the filthy cowardly forsaken screaming Goblin he's acting like, surely Sayaka or Yoshi will capture the one that voided themselves.
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>>4646507
>[Chase down Harelip]

If you move an inch, Baldy, you'll be missing much more than what's in your bowls.
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>>4646497

The issue is, you don't have proof. You go to the nearest magistrate, show them the sake, and say Miho was bribing the bandits with this, it turns into her word against yours, as she can always say it was stolen without her knowledge or some servant is in league with the bandits or something.
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>>4646507
>[Chase down Harelip]
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>>4646535
And isn't there the thing in the setting where even if we had hard evidence it really wouldn't mean anything compared to testimony? So the sake and any material witnesses we find are effectively worthless, right?
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>>4646507
>>[Chase down Harelip]

Work cannot get out.

Kill them both, hide the sake at the watchtower.

Watch O-Tora march on the castle.
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>>4646562
>hide the sake at the watchtower

...You mean the watchtower where O-Tora is currently living out of?
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You chase after Harelip. Yoshi speeds along beside you, swift as a raging fire, supernaturally swift for such an old man. He kicks off a bamboo stalk, bending it nearly parallel to the ground, describing a graceful cartwheel through the air...and jabs his index finger into Harelip's throat. You see every vein in Harelip's neck swell up, his cries silenced before he can get any closer to the watchtower.

Your katana does the rest. When you return, Baldy is sitting on the ground...which given the mess he just made cannot be pleasant. There is a lump on the top of his head, and Sayaka has the point of her bisento at his throat, “...O best of boys, this man tried to take me hostage.” She gives you a smile, one of her sandals pinning down a kama Baldy must have dropped, “Isn't that cute? Isn't it just precious? Look at him, I think he's crying.”

“KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME!” Baldy wails, “SHE THREATENED TO PEEL MY WEASEL!”

>[Walk up and cut Baldy down]
>[Suggest Sayaka use Baldy's own kama to peel his weasel]
>[Begin asking Baldy questions, specify what you want to know]
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>>4646569
>[Begin asking Baldy questions, specify what you want to know]
How many more bandits are there
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>>4646568
Oh my bad, I was somehow under the impression that it was a place we were staging out off and O-Tora was in another fort.

>>4646569
>]
Joke that >>[Suggest Sayaka use Baldy's own kama to peel his weasel]

And then begin interrogation >>[Begin asking Baldy questions, specify what you want to know]
"Who gave you the sake."
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>>4646569
>[Begin asking Baldy questions, specify what you want to know]
>"How long has O-Tora had people doing sake runs from the castle?"
>"How many ex-guards joined up with their merry band of reprobates?"
>"Would he like to pull this cart up to the village, or would he rather feed the local wildlife with his body?"
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>>4646569
>[Suggest Sayaka use Baldy's own kama to peel his weasel]
Wouldn't want her to dirty one of her blades now would we.
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>>4646569
>[Begin asking Baldy questions, specify what you want to know]

Huh. Describing it as a weasel... that's a bit generous, don't you think?
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>>4646507
>[Chase down Harelip]

All bandits need to learn that they are the absolute bottom of the food chain. That there only point in life is to die and feed the worms and crows. We can not let this one get away as then he will start thinking he is not a bandit and that his fate is not to die by our sword. And we can not have that.
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>>4646569

The set of questions here >>4646584 are pretty everything I debated on asking. For the last one, if he says no, kill him. Otherwise, we kill him when it's back at the village.
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>>4646569
>[Begin asking Baldy questions, specify what you want to know]

This has my vote >>4646584.

If he gives us bullshit then >[Suggest Sayaka use Baldy's own kama to peel his weasel]. Just to get the point across not to waste our time.
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>>4646569
>[Begin asking Baldy questions, specify what you want to know]
>"How long has O-Tora had people doing sake runs from the castle?"
>"How many ex-guards joined up with their merry band of reprobates?"
>"Would he like to pull this cart up to the village, or would he rather feed the local wildlife with his body?"
>Layout of O-tora's redoubt and the disposition of him and his men last time he saw them.
>Was there ever letters from the castle with the sake shipments?
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"That kama looks nice and sharp." You note, looking meaningfully at Sayaka. "Perhaps better than using your own blades for the purpose."

She smiles coquettishly back at you.

"How many more of you are there?" You ask Baldy, casually.

"W-we were alone, can't spare anyone for these trips, figured whoever was hitting us was just fighting back on the way to the castle and was probably holed up in there. Someone with a bunch of bodyguards or something, so we moved our patrols off that road and started sending everyone out in groups." He stammers.

You sigh, "In total."

He blinks at you. You keep in mind to revise whatever count he has in mind by ten, downwards, "Uh, thirty three, I think, not counting the boss."

"How long have you been doing sake runs from the castle?" You ask, "As long as you've been here?"

Baldy shakes his head, "Nah, the past...somewhere between seven and eight months. O-Tora made a really big show of the fact that the people in the castle were that scared of us, acting like he'd got something over on them. Him and his top few men, they don't share much with the rest of us, including those half-dozen guards from the castle who jumped ship and came over to us."

You examine your sword to make sure the edge is nice and clean, "Would you rather pull the cart up to the village, or become food for the beasts of the wood and the birds of the air?" You inquire.

"By myself!?" He groans, "Uphill!?"

"I respect your commitment. Please, bow your head." You raise your sword.

"No! Wait! Fine, I'll pull it!" He grabs the wagon, and begins turning it around, "...I was doing most of the pulling anyway." He grumbles.

>[Kill him when you reach the village]
>[Have him locked up somewhere in the village]
>[Give him the same warning you gave Tetsu and let him go...although this guy doesn't have the moral fiber or martial training Tetsu had]
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>>4646612
>>[Have him locked up somewhere in the village]
Since we're already forcing the castle's Hands by intercepting the shipment and bringing it into the village... in for a penny, in for a pound.
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>>4646612
>[Have him locked up somewhere in the village]
Tell him that he owes his life to Shirou at the castle. No need to tell him who Shirou is, just that he owes him his life.
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>>4646612
>>[Kill him when you reach the village]

He's bandit scum
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>>4646612
>[Have him locked up somewhere in the village]
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>>4646612
>[Have him locked up somewhere in the village]
Well, bait is bait, whether he's bait for O-tora or for cuckoo is yet to ve seen though.
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>>4646612
>[Have him locked up somewhere in the village]

A testimony would be nice... and let the villagers have their fun.
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>>4646612
>Have him locked up somewhere in the village]
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>>4646620
Random brainwave
>Inb4 uncle's baby is actually O-tora's shit spawn Because you can't trust a Centipede as far as you can throw an Oni.
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>>4646612
>[Have him locked up somewhere in the village]
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>>4646612
>[Have him locked up somewhere in the village]

Justice will be done for this man in the right time and place. And sadly that is not here and now.
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>>4646612
Oh, yeah, did we put the kama on the back of the cart with the booze? Might as well give it to one of the villagers to arm themselves with it, maybe the serving girl or noodle obaa-san.

Unless they've got a mind to use the axe instead...
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>>4646633
>[Have him locked up somewhere in the village]
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>>4646636
>Forgot muh picture of noodle obaa-san out for vengeance
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>>4646625
If that was the case since the Peacock came here almost 3 years ago to the day, she'd have had to get over there and done the deed without his notice. It's possible but unlikely, unless she used her magic to Ko the phoenix and sneak out.
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>>4646642
>Implying the cuckoo didn't watch
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>>4646644
Why else is they giving O'Tora sake? *wink wink*
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As you goad Baldy along, you continue to interrogate him. You learn that usually this duty would be handled by four of O-Tora's more trusted men, the ones he's keeping close by his side right now, not two relative stooges like Baldy and Harelip, so it's possible that communications were exchanged they aren't privy to. You also learn a bit about the layout of O-Tora's hiding place.

It's a bit of a mistake to think of it primarily as a watchtower. The tower itself is old, and while it is guarded and patrolled constantly by at least a few men...generally one on each corner and two more guarding the path leading up to its gate, O-Tora himself seldom even sets foot in it. The tower's basement connects to the cave system in the lump of rock the tower sits on. O-Tora himself likes to hold court in a big cavern on the lowest level, with one big entrance and one exit that comes out somewhere Baldy doesn't know about and the bandits are strongly, strongly discouraged from thinking about. The rest of the bandits will either be there with him, drinking and gambling over favored bits of loot and captive women, stalking the road for prey, or guarding the tunnel intersections leading down to O-Tora's lair.

You reach the village as the daylight fades, unfortunately, which is a terrible pain in the ass, you nearly lose the wagon in the rice paddies once or twice. When you enter the village, you stand in its center and call out to the headman.
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My migraine is winning, that's it for tonight, more soon.
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>>4646651
Nice session Wong, hope the migraine gets better after a good nights rest.
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>>4646651
Thanks for running Wong, feel better man migraines sucks.

Hmmm so the secret network of caves empties out into Miho's bed chamber eh?
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>>4646651
Night, Wong, thanks for running! Hope your head feels better soon!
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>>4646653
It seems a lot of little things empty out in Miho's bed chamber.
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We should ask the bandit and the villagers about young women in the area. Something in my gut is telling me Miho might have been replaced by a Bog Hag in one of her solitary wanderings. Assuming that she wasn’t one from the start.
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>>4646612
>[Have him locked up somewhere in the village]
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>>4646969
>uncle crab married a Bog Hag
>do ghost dad proud by burning the whole castle down
>ghost uncle's never gonna live it down
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Just read the archive.
I do have a question. If our nephew is not of our blood would we have to beg released from our Oath to Hiruma to take the ancestral lands and castle?

Or could we do it and still be Hiruma vassal?

Because it would be pretty fun to have to play landed gentry with potential scorpion waifu in a relatively happy marriage, doing pretty much everything right and one uping our uncle in everything dabbing on him hard with pulling a dad expy of his life but better, maybe still sworn to hiruma or to the crab clan proper (hida I think)
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>>4647409
Also the crab clan vassals are the courtier that do commerce as stated previously and the famed fortifications engineers.

A landed lord quest could be fun. Developing our lands in a center of manufacture and trade and wealth to support our armies at the wall.

Arinaga makers mark on arrowheads and spearheads sent by the thousands to the wall.
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And speaking of gunpowder the crane had a school that uses it?
I mean I could buy the Mantis and the Unicorn perhaps.

Maybe even Crab (beyond the wall is not rokugan proper so totally legal)or Scorpion
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>>4647409
Scorpion waifus are only married outside of the clan to further its plans. Worst case, her task is to assassinate you should a need arise. Best case... doesn't exist.
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I mean whats her face who "committed suicide" probably wasn't planned
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>>4647565
Unless it was.
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>>4647443
Are you questioning the honor of the Crane, anon?
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>>4647565
Aunt Chouko, and I'm willing to bet her ex fiance getting maimed in a duel wasn't planned. Regardless, figuring out how she actually died might help convince Papa Kodo at least to consider a possible offer of marriage, seeing as he sounded slightly sympathetic to the Crab.

Mama Kodo, however, sounds like a pretty big obstacle, as well as the one who wears the hakama in the family.
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>>4647594
The Crane clan are nothing more than the personal cock sleeves and cum dumps of he emperor. That they all give there asses freely to the highest authority in the land is the only reason they are a great clan at all.
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>>4646569
>SHE THREATENED TO PEEL MY WEASEL!”
There's a Punk Rock Album name.
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>>4647719
Give them credit. They were chosen because they looked the prettiest taking it in the ass.
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>no trap crane waifu
why even live
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>>4647963
Isn't there a /tg/ horror story about someone who played an eleven year old Crane shota trap singer who was betrothed to the Crane clan champion?
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>>4647969
I mean I didn't know about that but that sounds horrifying
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>>4647969
MY EYES!!! WHY DID YOU TELL ME ANON, WHY!!!
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>>4648000
>>4648022
I got some details wrong, but don't say that I didn't warn you.

http://www.big-metto.net/RP_Wiki/index.php?title=Doji_Nanako
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>>4648035
>The background and appearance description
>The constant comparisons to a songbird
>That Small disadvantage
>That Bad Fortune: Secret Love disadvantage
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>>4648035
>fresh-from-gempukku
>Doji Nanako is but eleven years of age
Excuse me what now....
I regret reading this wall of cursed text.
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>>4648083
Gempukku age ranges do jump around from 10 for child prodigies to 18 for slow motherfuckers who basically need to be pushed out of the dojo. 14-16 is generally the average though.
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>>4648090
>Crane shota trap singer who was betrothed to the Crane clan champion?
According to the cursed character sheet that Crane Champion is their own sister
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>>4648096
oh no
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>>4648090
That still doesn't stop the pain you've inflicted.

>>4648096
Oh Christ, I misread the sister's description as "busty" rather than "busy". I thought I was dealing with a momdom fetish as well.

Wong, if you'd like to distract us from... that, that'd be just fine, please.
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>>4648096
>>4648107
Well, incest is the favorite past-time of the Doji family! They've got a bad case of hereditary epilepsy due to their inbreeding, don't you know.
In all seriousness though, that's the detail that I got wrong - champion's his sister, not his betrothed.
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OH WAIT NO THAT ACTUALLY IS A MOMDOM FETISH THING FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

Can purchase Karmic Tie to his elder sister and his nephew for two points less??
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>>4648150
Distraction!
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>>4648096
Picked the fuck up
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>>4648158
That's fucking awesome.
Usually big crustaceans weird me out but the absolute scale of this lad is amazing.
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>>4648272
Enjoy
https://youtu.be/iQSHfutIzh8
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>>4648281
Ya know, All the great clans are named and themed after lone solitary highly territorial animals or in the case of the Lion's small prides ruled by an alpha.
And then you have the Crabs
There is no alpha crab
There are no lone crab
Crab irl are just infernal nearly unkillable demons that swarm across the ocean floor and islands like a living carpet CONSUMING everything they come across.
The surely any sensible clans greatest fear should be triggering the multi mile long, ten crab deep swarm to come and ravage their lands.
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>>4648296
>infernal nearly unkillable demons
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>>4648305
>"My ancestors are smiling at me imperial. Can you say the same?"
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>>4648305
Plz by all means try your scissors again
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>>4648305
Okay cool but what about the six-hundred more crawling all over the place?
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>>4647969

That was touhoufag/Colette and from the one game I was in with him he was so powerfully autistic he threatened to kill himself if he couldn't invent his own class.
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>>4648083

He said "anything over thirteen makes me feel old". He is an incredibly wealthy NEET in the Philippines whose older brother died and whose parents gave him said older brother's gaming stuff and otherwise basically don't interact with him aside from giving him money.
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>>4648397
That doesn't lessen the incredible level of cursed contained within that character sheet man.
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>>4648404

No, it's a warning that this person moved, in that time, from newbie GM to newbie GM, killing games with characters like that.
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>>4648397
>>4648405
...Wow.
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>>4648405
Clearly this guy needs their own containment zone, along with SleepyAnon.
Fuck those guys
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>>4648412

Tell me about SleepyAnon.
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>>4648393
>he was so powerfully autistic he threatened to kill himself if he couldn't invent his own class.
What a shame. Wait he didn't do it? Fuck.
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>>4648418

Look, I told him to do a flip and reacted as you'd expect in the situation, but I wasn't the DM.
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>>4648417
Is that rhetorical?
That's the anon that killed wrestle quest with a terrible write-in combined with samefagging because they hated the Waifu and was for a brief period in MSPQ and was mad butt hurt about Roark and tied for bestgirl Sam.
Among many other quest based atrocities.
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>>4648426

I don't normally follow all that stuff, tell me more. He was in MSPQ? I don't remember him, just some arguments about Sam earlier on back when people were picking sides between her and Red Siren.
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>>4648424
I'd have told him to go jumpstart a landmine.

>>4648426
Actually come to think of it I do think I've seen that guy around. Been a while though since.
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>>4648428
Sleepy was very upset at Sam being the most precious of variants of womanhood.
I'm at work but I will try and dredge my memory for some other Sleepy stories.
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>>4648436
>Guy
Sleepy always claimed to be a femanon
>>4648463
And that's not to conflate Sleepy with the one artfag who said banging Sam was Gay and dropped the quest.
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>>4648505
>Sleepy always claimed to be a femanon
And I'm the Queen of Nepal. We all know it doesn't really matter.
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By the way, are we still going for the Ghost Uncle disadvantage, or were we just memeing?

I hope we weren't, it'd be hilarious,
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>>4649091
I think hope we were just memeing.
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>>4649091
I wouldn't mind him haunting us every Blue Moon or so, but the novelty will have worn off after a couple sessions if he became permanent.
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>>4649100
This, occasional haunting is fine. There's a reason why nobody could live with the bastard.
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>>4649100
I feel like he should show up, like, once a week or something. No more than once a day.

But once every Blue Moon? That's nowhere near enough time with Uncle.
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>>4649091
I'd be okay with it being a disadvantage for Daisuke to overcome (buy off) if we use those points for an advantage that could increase the pool of weapons with the Samurai keyword, if it exists. Maybe make it some sort of retool of the Crab Hands advantage?
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>>4649125
Daisuke has proven that his bow is as invaluable as his sword, some kind of advantage for bow use might be nice.
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I'm pretty sure we were just memeing
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>>4649091
no ghost uncle please anons, I don't want some disgusting filthy horrible failure of honor to critique our honorable murder time, and to be completely serious the temptations he would try to push daisuke toward would be completely ineffective in how daisuke has acted so far. He is straight duty and honor first everything else be damned forever
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>>4649172
Uncle wouldn't be *that* bad. He's not a total failure of honor, like Takeshi, he's just kind of shitty.
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>>4649225
Remember he is a Disadvantage!
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>>4649172
>>4649225
Uncle's failure is Compassion and Courtesy, not necessarily Honor. He wasn't a coward, didn't shirk from his duty, and was honest beyond common decency.
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>>4649229
I thought we can buy off disadvantages with enough exp points saved up?
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>>4649241
I guess, but then what's the point of taking the disadvantage to gain the exp in the first place?
It's basically just a loan where the interest is uncle fucking with our rolls for not maiming people to fuck their wives...
I've always been of the mind that disadvantages when available are in ttgs are roleplaying aids.
Either something to add spice like Daisuke's Contrarian disadvantage.
Or something to overcome in the narrative.
But as always that's imo.
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>>4648428
Get the uncle, the penalty isn't that horrible and the roleplay will be hilarious
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I'm just gonna say it "lol funny" is just as bad as "min/max".
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>>4649091
I want it.
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>>4649350
'for the lulz' is not a good enough reason to get something that will hinder us.
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>>4649506
Not him, but I was thinking the Haunted disadvantage would be a temporary modifier that would have lead into a story arc where we finish uncle Toshiaki's unfinished business and gain some sort of spiritual reward for doing so. Like, say, if we got one last chance to say goodbye to Dad or talk to Grandpa Juro, or if Benten or Bishamon or heck, some other fortune gives us their thanks for taking out the guy who ruined so many promising soldiers and artists before they became something. Y'know, like something from a roguelike where you can willingly take a temporary disadvantage for a cool new weapon or ability.
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>>4649506
>>4649350
I personally disagree, but this is because I think it will be FUN, not because I think it will be FUNNY. The Contrary trait, for example, though it CAN be funny, is mostly there for the sake of fun.
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>>4649546
Should we also take compulsion: complain about non-crab noodles then? As that will also be something that is 'funny' and knowing quest players they'll run that meme into the ground anyway so might as well get EXP for it.

I just really don't want momentary jokes to become a reason to cripple our character.
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No real point in going with Haunted imo. Let uncle Toshi jack it in the spirit realm in peace, he'd be more interested in Shirou's well-being anyways. We'll have enough issues trying to restrain our tongue when we meet some turd-burgling courtiers at the Winter Court with Sayaka without adding ghost bullshit into the mix. Let the old devil rest in piss, he can argue with Father all he wants instead.
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>>4649563
Honestly I think Toshi is more likely to go haunt his last living brother before peacing out, for shits and giggles than haunt us.
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>>4649571
Bro what if he decides to haunt his son and Shirou turns into a dickhead. Damn.
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>>4649571

>H-h-h-h-h-hey f-f-f-f-faggot, h-h-how's l-l-life b-been?
>I got a kick-ass son who's going to rule over the family lands, while you and yours are begging for whatever scraps the Hiruma haven't already taken in the Shadowlands.
>S-s-s-suck o-o-on my t-t-t-t-taint.
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>Toshiaki's ghost face when we come over to visit Uncle Mitsuaki to tell him that Aunt Miho's been killed by Nishiyama after she discovered his plans to take over Koumugi Valley with O-Tora/been found out to be Chouko's murderer and is scheduled to be executed/been a Bog Hag the entire time and we killed her, and with Shirou now being an orphan, he needs to take over Koumugi Castle AND raise his albino six fingered nephew until he is able to take the reins.
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>>4649592
Top kek
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>>4649545
Actually, that sounds pretty ballin mate. Would support, if only to say goodbye to dad.
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>>4649592
If she was a BogHag won't that disinherit our 'nephew' ?
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>>4649713
>hey uncle, your going to have to care for the spawn of a bog hag
>uncle's face realizing that it's his nephew
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>>4649725
So basically the same reaction as when his younger brother was born.
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>>4649713
Eh, if the kid passes the test of jade we could just say he's still Toshiaki's kid, or if that "Greatest trick I ever pulled off" thing he said before he died comes into play and makes it obvious it isn't his, we can still adopt him into the family. Adopting adults into families was a big thing during samurai times.
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>>4649736
>greatest trick I ever pulled off
>married a bog hag and got her to do the deed

Truely, Uncle was a madlad.
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>>4649091
Holy crap no. No ghost uncles.

>>4649241
Nope, we can't.

>>4649545
>Uncle
>Saying goodbye to dad
Anon, he'll force us to piss on our dad's grave.
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>>4649736
>>4649725
Becoming the lord of the family Domain will fuck up our uncles greatest trick something fierce.

The more important question I have is of bloodlines. Great clans claim descendaence from kami/divine bloodline/demigods/ whatever/ basically and I am unaware how boghags figure into that.

It might be something that has to be dealt with.

Then there is the suspicion that the child is fathered by the peacock and uncle dearest got cucked.

Either of those reason to disinherit the child and thus the family estate defaulting to Daisuke.

The issue is then of the interaction between Hiruma and Hida, with Daisuke sworn to the hiruma and the estate being in vassalage to the hida.
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>>4649840
Vassalage to the Yasuki who are vassals of the Hida you mean. Both families are prominent Hida vassals. Hiruma are the scouting de fat fighter bois and the Yasuki are the talky talk merchant keep the clan in the black bois.
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>>4649989
Right. That. Huh. I mean the shekellord family or the engineer family are the best ones to be the vassal of as those I expect can provide the best improvements to trade and land.

Hiruma and Hida are the fightan boys that give better martial development, and the first doing it as strict personal volunteer landless foreign legion style only for life barring extenuating exceptions

Still, complicated issue.
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>>4649794
>Anon, he'll force us to piss on our dad's grave.
Pretty sure you’re thinking of the advantage Medium, anon. Haunted just means he ghost pisses on Dad’s grave.
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>>4650142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMTc8Xn6Kp8
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>>4650305
Why is Moto Tsume commanding the inferior floating gaijin foodstuff kami to feed him? Doesn't he realize that the lobster season is over?
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>>4650430
My man that is literally the haunted disadvantage.
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So, uh... any idea if we’re playing tonight, guys?
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>>4650799
patience anon the blood of cucks and bandits shall soon flow and we shall bathe our sword in the flesh of the wicked
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>>4650806
Thought it was just wednesdays and any other day on a whim.
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>>4650837
yee but that is soonish
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>>4649545
That not so bad.....
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>>4649701
>>4650978
I mean, that's kinda what I was hoping for if we DID get saddled with him, but that's up to Wong. That's also assuming he'll let us buy it off after a major plot point, which after reading through Core 4th edition rulebook doesn't seem possible. So we're probably going to have to give up being haunted by Toshiaki unless Wong decides to make getting him off our back and onto the Wheel of Reincarnation again be a major plot arc, which I got to admit might be a bit too much Toshiaki for us...

Don't feel too bad, though, there's still the chance we could see him in a dream of some sort after we finish fixing his shit or nearly die.
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>>4650837
You can play Swamp Lord if you want a Wong quest tonight.
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Guys, I'm sorry, I'm just picturing Daisuke's ghost dad holding Daisuke's ghost uncle back from haunting him in like a chokehold while Toshiaki yells "HE CAN TOTALLY GET UP IN THAT PEASANT GIRL LEMME GO YUDAI YOU BASTARD! GO FROTH AT THE MOUTH OR SOMETHING!"
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>>4649545

The odds of you talking to your dad, let alone a Fortune, are pretty much nil. This isn't Forgotten Realms.
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>>4649577

Mitsuaki is actually doing well for himself, he's got a great wife and an ugly but talented son.
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>>4651926

>"Toshiaki's moving in, looks like he's going for a classic possession technique."
>"What's that!? That's Yudai's music! Why's he here? And he's got a steel chair!"
>"Toshi's not watching, he's completely wide open!"
>"By god, Toshi has been broken in half! That man has a family!"
>cut away to a shocked audience

Classy.
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>>4651930
And unlike Toshiaki, he still got action from his wife without having to tape a pair of chopsticks to his dick to make it stay up.
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>>4651926
Over my immortal soul are you going back there
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Just in case anyone else is in here waiting for Wong to possibly jump in and update again...

>>4653560
>>4654240
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>>4654619
Ty anon
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>>4654619
That sucks for Wong, hope he can get if fixed soon
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>>4654619
big ol ooferino there pal.
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...so, uh, anyone else in here waiting for an update from Wong, hoping he got the right charger cord, or am I the only one with nothing to do on a Tuesday night?
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>>4656145
That's why you need to follow multiple quests anon
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>>4656152
I normally do, but I'm really picky about what grabs my attention.
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>>4656163
That's fair, I'm the same way. I only follow this and two other quests at the moment
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>>4656164
They still running? I seem to have the bad luck of picking quests where the QM runs inconsistently, disappears for months at a time or sometimes starts a story/job arc that doesn't grab my attention.
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>>4656175
Forgottens Black Company and Sworn to Valour quests are good and he is super reliable. I'm also reading the other L5R quest which has a very different flavour to this one but is good nonetheless
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>>4656177
Much appreciated, anon. I'll probably try reading through that future Black Company quest's first thread. I've tried the other L5R quest, but I'm not really jiving with the spycraft/political drama stuff. Guess it's just too much of a slow burn for me.
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>>4654619
>>4656145
Panic?
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>>4657688
>Panic?
Always!
Welp see ya in another 2-3 years when Wong decides to try running again :|
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Bought a replacement cord, didn't fit. Ordered a replacement for that, waiting on it.
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WONG LIVES!!!
>>4658684
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>>4658685
Here, have a nut Wong.
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>>4657786

So it would be ironic if I somehow had fixed it by plugging the space heater into another outlet, right? Say within the past hour or so?
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>>4659178
Bru
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>>4659178
This is one of those times in a mans life when sudoku is the only answer.
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>>4659178
Bruh does your place have hundred year old Nob and tube wiring?
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>>4659214
I swear, if this ends up the same way as AC-Guy and a dog you are dog sitting pisses on an electrical outlet and it starts a fire.........
The QM curse can be very real sometimes....
Time to go see if I can find the old Wheel of QM suffering image
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>>4659214

I live by a river. This entire house is full of interesting little quirks which I gladly endure for the sake of an easy aquatic escape route from the filthy ATF and my magnificent trees. The shape of the house is also ideal for hiding the fact that I can grow enough potatoes to feed and supply an entire ad-hoc militia if the power grid does go down.
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Also it was one of those big radiator heaters.
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>>4659225
Man I miss AC-Guy
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>>4659233
We all do, anon. We all do.
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>>4659226
Poor Mr Wong.

This might amuse you abit then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb1MVFDy_tw
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>>4659267
BROTHERS!
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Any chance of a session tonight?
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>>4662659
Swamp Lord's got some updates about an hour ago, so I think he's focused on that tonight, unfortunately...
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>>4662668
>unfortunately

HERESY!
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I can't wait to kill the peecuck tomorrow(If wong is still doing Wednesdays mind you). Top notch job wong on making every villain a real shitter
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>>4666539
Unless it's tonight....?
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>Maybe if I try to make another meme, Wong'll run early
>...Probably not, but fuckit, better than just sitting here hitting refresh all night for nothing.
>...AGAIN.

Because I'm a dumbass who still can't finish his shitty memes, if anyone can put a red menpo on the lady and a kabuto on the guy, they're more than welcome to, and I'd really appreciate it.
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Was there ever a good reference picture for O-tora? I'd like to make something.
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>>4667291
I think this was the picture that was shown when we were talking to noodle Obaa-san.
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Not the best thing in the world since it blends in the background, and I don't have an easy way of getting a good outline on the text like they do in the games, but fuck it. I needed a way to justify still having this font ever since the delinquent Dragon Ball quest died.
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>>4667336
Mind if I ask what that font's called and where you got it at?
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>>4667345
Edo sz, and you can find it just by googling it.
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>>4667352
Much appreciated, anon.
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>>4667336
God dammit now he'll get ten times stronger once he rips his armor off.
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Probably has another axe wielding bandit tattooed onto his back.
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>>4668125
>Inb4 O-Tora has a tattoo of himself on his back
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>>4668384
>And the tattoo of O-Tora has a tattoo of O-Tora
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>>4668456
>O-Tora sheds his armor and strikes a pose, revealing a recursive tattoo of O-Tora striking a pose.
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I'll post in a few, I had more to type than I thought I did.
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+1 exp for the Yakuza reference. Even if you shouldn't take that picture as a portrait of O-Tora. One conceit I had in MSPQ that I haven't had in my subsequent quests was using anime characters as portraits. Partially this is because you can't upload images you don't have saved to your device anymore, partially this is because there is a LOT of mecha anime and not so much material for this.
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>>4668468
And on the Tattoo of O-tora's back, is another tattoo of O-taro
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There is nothing quite so cowardly as the common Rokugani bandit. Afraid of meeting the challenges imposed by the difficult life of a farmer, productive artisan, or ashigaru, the bandit lives in a way that ensures he will probably never face anything that is a threat to him. Perhaps exceptions can be made for those ronin gangs that turn to banditry, and prey on considerably harder targets than O-Tora's band, but in that case those men are also tremendous cowards for running away from their place in the Celestial Order. Still, those bullying thugs that compose the peasant class of banditry are an all-around loathesome sort, and you need no further evidence for this than the specimen you have taken prisoner.

Between him begging for his life, answering your questions, and whining about the weight of the wagon, he has spent the entire time to the village promising you that O-Tora will assuredly come here seeking vengeance. Which is precisely what you expect.

The question now is...what to do about it?

When a samurai enters a village, by custom he goes to its center and calls for the headman to tell him what it is the samurai wants. The headman will then provide it, by whatever means necessary. If said samurai is a ronin, shenanigans from the headman will probably ensue, and if said samurai is a bandit preying on the village...well, the headman's situation is rough. You didn't do this on your first trip through for two reasons. One, you were en route to the castle. Two, you could directly trust the woman who runs the teahouse. Pragmatism overwhelmed propriety. The time for being subtle has ended, however. You call out, and soon enough a peasant scurries from his home, holding up a torch to see your face. He's a surprisingly young man, normally the headman is a true elder while this one is simply middle-aged, and barely starting to grey. He's soft around the middle, with particularly narrow eyes. “Find a storehouse whose door can be secured, and put this scum in it.” You put your sandal on the small of Baldy's back, and kick the bandit to the ground in front of the headman, “Have it guarded. If he escapes, that will be your responsibility.” You inform him.

The headman gawps, “B-but samurai-sama...”

You give him a look as piercing as a falcon's, and his stammering abruptly subsides. Your call has prompted a few farmers to peek out from their homes, and the headman points at two of them, barking for them to come and drag the bandit to a storehouse.

“He will bring every one of his men here.” Yoshi says bitterly, “Perhaps we made a mistake, returning to the village. We could have assaulted his base, fought one or two at a time...” He sighs and shakes his head, “No, ignore me. Old age breeds a contrary nature, there is a reason old samurai should retire.”

“You did retire.” You point out.

[Continue]
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“Twenty three against three.” Sayaka bites her lower lip, “Not the worst odds I've ever heard of. If each of us does as well as you did on the road, we should be alright.”

“We had their overconfidence on our side.” The sohei notes. “Daisuke-sama's archery too. They could not predict he would stand and fight, and that we would attack from the woods. Besides, it does not do to rely on luck. One slip, one wound, and even a great fighter can lose his breath and fall to an amateur. Perhaps that's why that Phoenix bastard hasn't come out to fight O-Tora himself, even odds aren't good enough for him.”

You stare at Yoshi, “Even odds? I've heard O-Tora is huge, and skilled with the ono.”

The monk waggles his stump beneath its empty sleeve, “Both true, as I can attest. He's young, maybe your age, but he has the vigor of youth and clearly received the proper training. I'd still say Nishiyama has the upper hand.” Taking in your expression, he sighs, “You underestimated him, didn't you? Saw the fancy kimono and those ornate swords and assumed he was just some fop? I've watched him training. He isn't just some prettyboy, he's fast as lightning and that sword goes exactly where he wants it to, every time. At my age, I'm lucky if my hand doesn't shake drinking tea.” This is modesty, clearly. Losing one arm has possibly strengthened the other, and you sure didn't see Yoshi's hand shake when he stole the voice from Harelip with that atemi strike. “Moreover, he wants the hit. Are you familiar with the concept?”

“You're talking about killing intent, aren't you?” You ask.

Yoshi wrinkles his nose, “I'm not fond of that term, necessarily. Some samurai, even good duelists, flinch from the feel of the blow they deliver. They don't want to feel the recoil go up their arm. They don't want the sound of impact in their ears. The splitting flesh, the spilling blood, these are things we rightly view as disgusting, and so they recoil from them rather than enduring it as a part of their duty. Nishiyama Takeshi enjoys it. The cutting. He does not hesitate, he thirsts for it. When he flogs a servant, he wields the switch himself. You can see the bloodlust in his stance.”

“A bizarre Phoenix, if he is still one.” Sayaka notes, “Pacifism is a rare vice in samurai, but not so rare among them.”

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You feel your stomach turn at the very idea of pacifist samurai. What an utterly disgusting concept. To be nothing but an ornamental sword, never to be drawn, to exist uselessly, how can that be called living? There is no room for pacifism among the Crab. You were trained and armed for the purpose of using that training and those arms to protect the Empire. The very idea of telling a goblin that you would rather have tea and talk out your differences goes beyond laughable to completely unfunny.

Perhaps your mind is just trying not to process the idea that Nishiyama Takeshi might actually be dangerous outside of an iaijutsu duel. Despite being a bastard, he acts as if his status is higher than yours, and while normally you wouldn't care...as the Wall grinds rich and poor boys alike to gristle...he is utterly infuriating.

“So what do we do? You're right, Yoshi-sama.” Sayaka is respectful to the monk despite, or perhaps because, he has thus far seemed slightly disapproving of her ever since he realized the two of you are intimate, “Fighting such odds outright is dangerous, we could easily be surrounded.”

“We...” You start.

A farmer abruptly runs up to you, “Crab-sama! Crab-samaaa!” He seems to be in some distress, “They're coming! Must be over a score of them!” He points down the road. Darkness has fallen. “Please, Crab-sama, it isn't safe. You must...” He chokes on the next word. Run perhaps, or hide. To suggest such a thing would insult you, but he seems genuinely concerned for your safety.

It's a clear night, despite Yoshi's promise of rain to come. The peasants cannot afford to keep lights beyond their hearths, and so there is none of the light pollution people accustomed to some age, unimaginable to you, of filament lights powered by lightning would expect. It is dark below a bright sky, full of the moon and stars. Only the castle stands illuminated, a constellation lodged in the earth itself, and down the road you can see, in the distance, coming through the rice paddies, the bobbing orange glow of torches in the dark.

You have mere minutes. While you were walking back from the scene of the slaughter, and then slowed down by the heavily laden wagon of sake pulled by one lone bandit, O-Tora must have sent men out to relieve the ambushers, found them dead, and immediately sallied forth with everything at his disposal to wreak vengeance. There is no time for a complicated plan, just a simple one, at best.

There will be a second vote after this one depending on what you choose.

>[Face him in the village!]
>[To the woods!]
>[To the castle!]
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>>4668825
>[To the woods!]
Good cover, we could weave in and out in between the trees as we strike after a salvo of arrows, we could aim for the ones wielding torches and blind them when the torches go out...
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>>4668825
>>4668825
>>[To the woods!]
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>>4668825
>[To the woods!]
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>>4668825
>>[To the woods!]
Fight them as the Hiruma would the Samurai of the other great clans, Stick and Fade. Put an arrow at O-tora first, see if you can't either get lucky or at least get him to mono-focus on us. Yoshi, Sayaka, while they chase me? Pick off the Stragglers.
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>>4668825
>[To the woods!]
he can't be much of a giant if we turn him into a pin cushion, or better yet we get lucky and land an arrow in his eye
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>>4668825

>[To the woods!]

If we intercept them and draw them off, we might be able to divert some of them away from the village. He'll either have to send all the men after us, sparing the village, or split his forces up between us and punishing the village. The village might not be able to take all of them, but they might be able to take down some of them if the number of bandits are low enough.
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>>4668825
>[To the woods!]
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>>4668825
>[To the woods!]
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You have selected the forest and the use of your bow.

>[Begin shooting right away as they creep towards the village, taking targets of convenience if you don't see O-Tora immediately]
>[Wait for them to get into the middle of the village and start doing whatever dramatic, dishonorable bullshit cowardly bullies inevitably do in this situation, so that you can guarantee O-Tora will be standing somewhere well-lit and visible]
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>>4668848
>>[Begin shooting right away as they creep towards the village, taking targets of convenience if you don't see O-Tora immediately]


Lets reduce numbers quickly and immediately
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>>4668848
>>[Begin shooting right away as they creep towards the village, taking targets of convenience if you don't see O-Tora immediately]
Second option potentially allows them to take hostages/human shields
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>>4668848
>[Begin shooting right away as they creep towards the village, taking targets of convenience if you don't see O-Tora immediately]
death before dishonor wong, and besides it's time to MURDER
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>>4668848

>[Begin shooting right away as they creep towards the village, taking targets of convenience if you don't see O-Tora immediately]

Suffer not the bandit to live. O-tora will probably either stand his ground regardless, or flee near his tower, where we can burn him out.
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>>4668848
>>[Begin shooting right away as they creep towards the village, taking targets of convenience if you don't see O-Tora immediately]
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>>4668848
>>[Begin shooting right away as they creep towards the village, taking targets of convenience if you don't see O-Tora immediately]
The sooner they die, the less of a chance they get to hold a peasant girl hostage.
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>>4668848
>[Begin shooting right away as they creep towards the village, taking targets of convenience if you don't see O-Tora immediately]
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Some days it's clear I'm dealing with people who know their games. You do have one more choice, though, and I'll just present it now.

If you see O-Tora, what kind of arrow will you shoot at him?

>[Willow Leaf, bog-standard arrow, does 2k2 damage]
>[Armor Piercer. Narrow little bodkin point arrow, does 1k1 but ignores any bonus to his Armor TN from worn armor.]
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Actually, two more choices.

>[Keep Sayaka and Yoshi with you, safety in numbers]
>[Split up, a bad stealth roll from one of them could conceivably fuck you over]
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>>4668869
>[Armor Piercer. Narrow little bodkin point arrow, does 1k1 but ignores any bonus to his Armor TN from worn armor.]

Better that we actually pierce his armor and do damage
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>>4668871
>[Keep Sayaka and Yoshi with you, safety in numbers]
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>>4668869
>[Armor Piercer. Narrow little bodkin point arrow, does 1k1 but ignores any bonus to his Armor TN from worn armor.]
>[Split up, a bad stealth roll from one of them could conceivably fuck you over]

They can rally the peasants against these jackasses.
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>>4668869
>[Armor Piercer. Narrow little bodkin point arrow, does 1k1 but ignores any bonus to his Armor TN from worn armor.]
>[Keep Sayaka and Yoshi with you, safety in numbers]
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>>4668869
>[Armor Piercer. Narrow little bodkin point arrow, does 1k1 but ignores any bonus to his Armor TN from worn armor.]
>>4668871
[Split up, a bad stealth roll from one of them could conceivably fuck you over]
Need the armor piercing for his armor. Strength in numbers.
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>>4668869
>[Armor Piercer. Narrow little bodkin point arrow, does 1k1 but ignores any bonus to his Armor TN from worn armor.]

>>4668871
>[Keep Sayaka and Yoshi with you, safety in numbers]
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>>4668869
>[Armor Piercer. Narrow little bodkin point arrow, does 1k1 but ignores any bonus to his Armor TN from worn armor.]
>[Keep Sayaka and Yoshi with you, safety in numbers]
they want us they can come chase us
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>>4668869

>[Armor Piercer. Narrow little bodkin point arrow, does 1k1 but ignores any bonus to his Armor TN from worn armor.]

>[Split up, a bad stealth roll from one of them could conceivably fuck you over]

He's almost certainly rolling up in armour to make an impression. Yoshi can be either be used in the village to rally the peasantry, or go up to the castle to shame the ashigaru into marching on the village while us and Sayaka can buy him time from the bandits. Even if the Peacuck tries to stall him out, Miho may be persuadable to get the ashigaru massed to remove the bandits.
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You've opted for armor piercers and keeping them with you has a one point lead. I'll give it five minutes and if that's still the case, we'll go with that.
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Begin rolling. Stealth/Agility.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4668920
That a 1d10 roll, Wong?
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Rolled 5, 9, 10 = 24 (3d10)

>>4668920
tactical crab espionage
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4668920
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4668920

Dice away!
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>>4668926
shidded myself on the first roll epic
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4668920
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>>4668931
Anon, exploding tens. Roll again
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4668920
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4668926
here we go bois
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Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d10)

>>4668925
>>4668926
>>4668927
>>4668929

Taking the first dice of the guy that rolled three, you've got a 16.
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Resume rolling dice, this is to shoot...welp, time for another vote.

>[Shoot one of the scouts]
>[Aim right for O-Tora]

>>4668934

Yeah but he doesn't get to roll three dice. So he's just wasting that explosion.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4668942
>>[Aim right for O-Tora]
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4668942
>[Aim right for O-Tora]
shoots to boots
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4668942
>>[Aim right for O-Tora]
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4668942
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4668942
>Aim right for O-Tora
That’s a damn shame...
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4668952
>a one
Blegh...
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>>4668942
>[Aim right for O-Tora]
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4668942

>[Aim right for O-Tora]

You see the shot, you take the shot.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4668955
fug
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4668942
Not sure how many dice you need so have another
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>>4668932
>>4668936
>>4668937
>>4668946
>>4668949
>>4668950
>>4668951
>>4668952

The guy that rolled a 10 then rolled a 5, so I'm counting that as a 15. 25. Well, good thing you used an armor piercing arrow, sadly that 1k1 damage bites you in the ass. 9 damage before reduction.
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“Into the woods.” You gesture. Out of the village, past the stinking abodes of the untouchables, and into the forest, stringing your bow on the way. The night is dark, and beneath the trees, it's still darker. Luckily, you have a superb sense of direction, and a good mental image of the layout of the valley, which you use to curve around to flank the bandits. Most of them are massed in a group, walking down the road itself, but a few of them on either side are wading through the paddies themselves or walking ahead, discontented looks on their faces in the light of their torches. Probably they drew the short straw and had to be the ones to scout ahead

It's not hard to spot O-Tora. He's walking at the head of the main mass of men, predictably. He is immediately, perfectly visible. Very few Rokugani stand more than six feet tall, but he easily crosses that threshold. He's clad in standard-issue Crab Clan heavy armor, a full set of o-yoroi that covers him from head to toe. Any Crab symbols have been viciously scratched off and the whole thing is painted over in garish yellow with black stripes, although his sode, the large shoulder pieces, still have the rippled spiky look that forms a part of the Crab aesthetic. A real tiger skin is worn on his back like a cape, the forepaws tied in a knot around his shoulders. This is a disgusting touch, intimidating, but disgusting. That hide has definitely not been purified. Over his face, he wears a mempo with a snarling mouth full of sharp teeth, and slung over his shoulder is a massive two-handed axe. Out of keeping with the rest of his appearance, it's a rather decorated weapon, probably an antique he took from somewhere. The edge has clearly been honed to wicked sharpness.

The bow creaks as you draw back the string to your ear, the needle tip of the bodkin arrow you've nocked gleaming in the starlight. Your companions, luckily, don't give you away. Your arrow splits the night, and you see O-Tora flinch as it strikes him right in the ribs. The point must have hit him, but it likely didn't do more than scratch him through his armor.

You're not sure what you would have done in O-Tora's situation. Taken cover? There isn't really any to be taken. You, personally, would have considered diving into one of the paddies, but O-Tora isn't about to look like a coward in front of his men. His decision, though, is swift and emotional, “COME OUT, COWARD!” His voice is raw, almost a snarl, “COME OUT AND FACE ME!”

[Resume rolling dice, this is an Etiquette/Awareness roll, TN 25]
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>4668985
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4668985

Coward? We aren't the one who threatens unarmed peasants for sake.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4668985
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4668985
Oh dear I'm late to the party
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>4668985
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>4668985
EXPLOOOODE!
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>>4668995
These rolls....
So does Crab etiquette just call for additional arrows as a response in place of words?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4668985
Honor!
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Yo what the fuck is with these dice tonight.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4669008
Our crab hands are still sore from shooting bandits down :(.

If this is a hundo, perv uncle got our back and will give us good dice.
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>>4669013
Wow anon... just... wow
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>>4669008
Divine punishment for something probably...
Okay who didn't sacrifice a Goat yet this month?
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>>4669013
WTF SHEEEET
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>>4669013

>1

Uncle is purposely fucking our dice lower, to make us earn our victory.
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>>4669013
>Toshiaki decides to continue to skin his ghost eel in front of Sayaka
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>>4669013
.............
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Alright, give it half an hour for me to cook dinner and these CURSED DICE to reset. This is definitely one of those weeks where I'll run multiple times, so no massive rush.
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You're not entirely sure what to do here, challenge him to a duel? He's holding all the cards, and he's an honorless ronin dog.

“You! Take ten men with you ahead to the village! Burn everything!” He laughs, grabbing one of his subordinates and shoving the man towards the village.

“Everything? But...” The bandit hesitates.

The laughter continues as O-Tora snaps your arrow in half and throws it away, “These pinpricks won't kill me. Burn the village to the ground, kill the men, do what you like with the women. We don't need the village anymore, I'm done with these games. We can take the castle any time we want, after all.” He sounds absurdly confident with that ridiculous assertion for some obscure reason, “It's as simple as walking in.”

“So you do have a-” The bandit starts.

“Shhh. No questions.” O-Tora guffaws, “Save me a pretty girl. The rest of you, form up behind me.”

He begins walking in your direction. Well, not quite your direction, he's off a fair ways, but your general direction. Eleven men hurry towards the village, while twelve of them follow their leader towards you.

Sayaka tightens her grip on her bisento, crouched beside you, giving you what is clearly a questioning look behind her blindfold.

>[Keep both of your friends with you]
>[Send one to warn the village, with at least one person fighting surely you can get enough farmers with brooms and kama to overwhelm eleven men]
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>>4669035
>>[Keep both of your friends with you]
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>>4669035
>[Send one to warn the village, with at least one person fighting surely you can get enough farmers with brooms and kama to overwhelm eleven men]
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>>4669035
>[Send one to warn the village, with at least one person fighting surely you can get enough farmers with brooms and kama to overwhelm eleven men]
Sayaka is who I think we should send to the village
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>>4669035
>[Send one to warn the village, with at least one person fighting surely you can get enough farmers with brooms and kama to overwhelm eleven men]

It's the only decent thing to do.
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>>4669035
>>[Send one to warn the village, with at least one person fighting surely you can get enough farmers with brooms and kama to overwhelm eleven men]
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>>4669035
>[Send one to warn the village, with at least one person fighting surely you can get enough farmers with brooms and kama to overwhelm eleven men

Agree with Sayaka

Strafe is life
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I wonder what they would say if we volunter to go help the village while they stay and fight O-Tora
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>>4669035

>[Send one to warn the village, with at least one person fighting surely you can get enough farmers with brooms and kama to overwhelm eleven men]

Send Sayaka, pretty sure she's the fastest. Yoshi will almost certainly argue about not helping us face O-Tora, wasting time that will be needed for the villagers.
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You have a simple choice to make, and the solution is obvious. “Someone has to go warn the village.”

“Arinaga Daisuke, do not even dare to think about-mmmph! Mmmmnnnfair...” Sayaka's protests are cut off as you pull her close by her chestplate and kiss her.

“You're faster than Yoshi, and it can't be me.” You tell her seriously. To tell the truth, the monk appears to be quite fast, but if you try to send him you'll have to deal with him arguing about his duty as a former retainer and his vengeance against O-Tora, and you don't have time for that.

She stares at you, her expression unhidden, her mouth slightly open. “Daisuke...don't.”

“I have to.” You tell her softly, “Duty.”

That is a word she understands, squaring her shoulders, “I will come looking for you if you make me wait, O best of boys.” Her voice shakes slightly, “You...you come back to me or else I...I shall never forgive you.” She bites her lip, tilts her jingasa down over her face, and says quietly, “I can't make you promise, though.” With one last, sad little smile cast over her shoulder at you, she slips away through the forest, quiet as a shadow.

Yoshi nods approvingly, despite that display being an unacceptable amount of emotion for a proper samurai.

>[Continue shooting, although it will assuredly make them charge you as a group]
>[Step forward and call O-Tora out]
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>>4669050
>da fuck Daisuke

The real question is, do we fire on O-Tora, his entourage, or the bandits heading for the village?
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>>4669062
>[Continue shooting, although it will assuredly make them charge you as a group]

More damage to O-Tora. And hitting the mooks before we challenge him will give us our school TN bonus.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4669062
>[Continue shooting, although it will assuredly make them charge you as a group]

Fuck honor bruh. If this a hundo we get O Tora insta kill with a headshot.
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>>4669062
>>[Continue shooting, although it will assuredly make them charge you as a group]


>>4669068
These rolls man, jesus
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>>4669062
>[Continue shooting, although it will assuredly make them charge you as a group]

Crab practicality applies over honor in this case. If we were a Hida, I'd say big it on, you fat tiger.

>>4669068
>dat 99

Dude!
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>>4669065

Would it change your vote if I told you how little damage you actually did to him with that hit, and that only melee attacks trigger your TN bonus?
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>>4669062
>>[Step forward and call O-Tora out]
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>>4669068
Why am I not surprised?
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I was going to say "you have chosen violence", but every time I do I remember that scene in Game of Thrones and get mad at how flaccid and weak it was despite all the YASS QUEEN SLAY memes about it.
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>>4669062
>[Continue shooting, although it will assuredly make them charge you as a group]
Bow-Kun has been a reliable and stalwart friend and hasn't even made a fuss about us plowing a scorpion girl!
Once Bandit hunting season is over Bow-Kun deserves a nice resanding and oiling!
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>>4669062
>[Step forward and call O-Tora out]
Well, shit...
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>>4669071
Maybe. How little, just out of curiosity?
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Who will you shoot at?

>[O-Tora]
>[The bandits with O-Tora]
>[The bandits running for the village]

I'm going to say you have time for four shots.
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>>4669062

>[Continue shooting, although it will assuredly make them charge you as a group]

Even if we call him out, and O-Tora still has a sliver of honour left in his fat gut, his men don't and will almost certainly join in like jackals. Shooting at them with the willow-leafs will help some.
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>>4669081
>[The bandits with O-Tora]
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>>4669080

Well, let's put it this way. Heavy Armor reduces any incoming damage by 5.
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>>4669081
>[The bandits running for the village]

Fuck it.
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>>4669081
>>[The bandits with O-Tora]
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>>4669081
>[The bandits with O-Tora]
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>>4669081

>[The bandits with O-Tora]

O-Tora will need us going into melee to cause appreciable harm, and we'll need as much edge as we can get to potentially thin their numbers before we close in.
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>>4669081
>>[The bandits with O-Tora]
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>>4669076
Really, it was the 99 that did it for me. Clearly the fortunes and our Uncle appreciate the violence.
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>>4669081
>[The bandits with O-Tora]
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>>4669071
Honestly that arrow to o-tora was more for pissing him off and scaring his shity minions than actually hurting the giant lunk imo.
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Alright, roll dice. Roll 7d10 instead of individual d10s. I'll take the first four.
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Rolled 9, 9, 1, 5, 3, 9, 3 = 39 (7d10)

>>4669102
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Rolled 6, 2, 9, 7, 5, 6, 6 = 41 (7d10)

>>4669102
oh god
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Rolled 10, 5, 4, 9, 5, 8, 8 = 49 (7d10)

>>4669102

Get some, bandit scum!
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Rolled 4, 4, 8, 8, 4, 1, 3 = 32 (7d10)

>>4669102
HONOR!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4669105

Exploding that ten
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Rolled 3, 10, 2, 9, 2, 9, 4 = 39 (7d10)

>>4669102
Scum of the earth, be returned to it
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Rolled 10, 2, 8, 7, 7, 2, 9 = 45 (7d10)

>>4669102
Is your neck clean, O-Tora?
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Rolled 5, 5, 3, 9, 5, 4, 1 = 32 (7d10)

>>4669102
YAATTTAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Remember to explode your 10s!
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>>4669103
>>4669104
>>4669105
If we’re going by the wound threshold of the previous group of bandits, which was 39...

We just straight up killed three out of the four bandits we shot.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>4669110
Explosion!
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I need one more.
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Rolled 6, 8, 2, 9, 10, 8, 5 = 48 (7d10)

>>4669118
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>>4669118
1d10 or 7d10?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>4669119
Exploding
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>4669108
I guess I'll roll for this lad if he's away.
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>>4669103
>>4669104
>>4669105
>>4669106

Four hits for...assuming willow leaf arrows, 5k2. I had you do a Raise for Increased Damage on each, so 6k2. I'll ignore the last dice of your sets.

>>4669108
21 thanks to the guy who rolled to explode

>>4669110
20, regardless of what the first guy's 10 would have added up to, that's a dead bandit.

>>4669111
14

>>4669119
26

Two dead bandits, perfectly done.
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>>4669124
Bow-Kun is best boi!
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You snap off four more shots, but...as you put down two bandits, each with a pair of arrows sprouting from their chests, O-Tora focuses on you, and unerringly heads in your direction. As he does, you see something that nearly makes you drop your bow.

Behind the mempo, there is a glowing, sickly blue light. Not the clean blue of the cloudless sky, or the deep and complex blue of the sea. No, it is a pale, yet somehow lightless blue, the color of a corpse's lips, of a bruise. O-Tora's eyes are glowing, and as he comes closer, you recoil from the smell that radiates off of him. A gross, bestial reek, sour and filthy, an animalistic odor. As if you faced a wild beast.

The bandits stumble along behind him, almost blindly, until the light of their torches falls over you. They yell, brandishing their weapons and preparing to charge forward...when suddenly, O-Tora holds his axe out to the side, and they immediately fall silent. After all, there are still ten of them, plus him, facing two of you.

Those glowing, corpse-blue eyes gaze at the two of you, and he begins to laugh. “I know you.” He rasps, his voice raw. Too raw. It sounds wrong, somehow.

“I'm too set in my ways to die that easily, yes.” Yoshi takes a stance.

“Oh no. Not you.” O-Tora extends one finger towards you, “You.”

[Again, roll dice. The TN this time is just 15.]
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>4669132
Daichi?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>4669132
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4669132
Huh.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>4669132
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>>4669132
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4669132
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4669132

Taint?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4669132
Fuuuuuuu
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4669132
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4669132
Oh boy
Is it time to EXPUNGE SOME FUCKING TAINT!?!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4669132
...friend?
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>>4669145
..,Megumin?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>4669147
>>4669145
Explosion, if it matters.
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>>4669147
Didnt we kill Megumin?
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Rolled 8, 10, 9 = 27 (3d10)

>>4669133
>>4669134
>>4669136
>>4669137
>>4669139
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>>4669163
Yo
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>>4669163
...damn it...
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“That's a pity.” You remark, setting your bow aside and drawing your sword. Whoever he is, glowing eyes and that smell are no good, clear signs of Taint. You don't even need to think about this one, “Whoever you are, I should have killed you sooner.” You don't know him. You don't know his voice, you don't know his weapon. He's a stranger to you.

“Daisuke-kun.” O-Tora reaches up, and removes his helmet, tossing it and its sharp-fanged mempo to the ground. You know that face. The teeth weren't broken, and the eyes weren't so deeply sunken, the skin pale and waxy, blotchy and unhealthy-looking. Still, that round moon of a face, it's one you know. “I can't believe my old friend has forgotten me.”

He was the largest boy in your small group of fresh-from-gempukku Crab samurai, set to scouting missions under the watchful eye of your sentry. Although he was a swaggering, boastful bully, he tried to convince you the two of you should be friends because your names both began with 'Dai'. Greatness for the both of you, he'd said.

You can still see him, huddled against the wet stones, sobbing and refusing to pick up his tetsubo, begging for someone to save him. “Daichi.” Your tone is cold and calm as a still lake.

He begins to laugh, a horrible wet sound, his voice distorted, as if something was wrong with his vocal cords, “I knew...I knew you'd come eventually. Once I heard that name. I bet you don't even remember my family name, but I remember yours.”

“While you remembered that, I remembered to draw my weapon and fight as our comrades were dying, you coward.” Your words practically sizzle with contempt. Your sword fits nicely in your hand today. The two of you have taken up stances, you realize.

“Nobody lays a hand on him but me.” Daichi informs his men. “Nobody.” He returns his attention to you, “Do you know what happened to me after that patrol?”

[Continue]
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4669163
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>>4669168
I'm guessing he met a nice woman with eight tits and a whole lotta sorcery.
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“No, I was busy telling the mothers and fathers of...” Your voice breaks, “...of my friends that I'd done my duty and beheaded them once they fell.”

He's not listening, it's as if he wrote this whole conversation in his head, and what you're saying doesn't penetrate his consciousness, “Of course you don't. I was sent home. No reassignment. Not a word. Just discarded.” He smiles, displaying a mouthful of broken teeth, “When my father found out, he began hitting me. Over and over, just beating me into the ground. It wasn't like usual. This time, he was going to kill me, I could tell. Ranting about his precious name. About the precious duty of the Crab Clan...and all...all that time...all I could see was you. Looking down at me. Like I was trash. I barely even realized it when I struck back, I thought I was swinging at you for a moment. Then my eyes cleared, and I realized I'd grabbed the axe he had hanging up on the wall, and put it through his ribs.” His smile widens, “...And that was when I realized the truth.”

“That seppuku wasn't enough to cleanse your shame?”

“Oh Daisuke-kun, I realized that there was nothing wrong with what I'd done. It was the only sane response. The ones who were wrong, the ones who were crazy, were YOU and the others! Don't you see? It's madness to walk forward into that place. It's masochism to subject yourself to it! The Empire doesn't care about us, Daisuke! We rolled a rotten lot on the dice, and were born sacrificial victims to those who sneer at us! You're the fool for refusing to do something about it, not me!” His hands clench on the handle of his ono, and your blood runs cold as you notice something familiar about his left hand, the extra digit on it. “So I wandered around, taking what I wanted, gathering my retainers, and then by chance...I stumbled on this place. I would have moved on pretty quickly, but then I found out the name of the local daimyo was Arinaga, and I realized this was fate. You left me looking down on me, and now you've come home to find out this is MY land now. I am lord over it.”

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>>4669173
Powerbottomed by an Oni
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>>4669173
Sounds kinda nice honestly.
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Rolled 4, 7, 8, 3, 8, 1 = 31 (6d10)

Void Point spent.
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>>4669175
>you notice something familiar about his left hand, the extra digit on i

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>4669175
>>[Continue shooting, although it will assuredly make them charge you as a group]
AHAHAHAHA fuck
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>>4669179

Lucky, he misses. Otherwise you'd be facing 5k4 damage.
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>>4669181
Phone why, that's not what I wanted tp copy
>_<
>His hands clench on the handle of his ono, and your blood runs cold as you notice something familiar about his left hand, the extra digit on it
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>>4669182
Pft please. We all know he'd roll five ones. Because uh. We're uh. Jesus fuck man that's a lot of hurt.
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“You're a low-grade brigand, and the only reason you haven't been erased is because of the cowardice and incompetence of those you've been dealing with, bribed with sake to leave Nishiyama Takeshi's nest unruffled.” You don't bother keeping the contempt out of your voice. “A Tainted brigand, at that. A literal cancer. Another mark of your cowardice.”

“This? No. No these gifts, and the clarity that came with them, the clarity that let me see how right I was to choose this path, came slowly, over the past several months. As I grew strong enough for it. We were wrong about everything else...honor...duty...the Empire...why not this too?” He laughs, “You want to know why they pay me in sake? Because I'm the father of the baby you have to bow to.” He licks his lips, “The lady of the house was out in her garden, and I've got a secret passage leading right to her pavilion. I saw her, and just...the thought of cuckolding a member of your family felt so right. I was on top of her before I knew it. Who's she going to tell? What's she worth if they throw her out, and the baby with her? Guess that makes you the rightful lord after the old man dies, doesn't it? What a pity you'll never get the chance.”

Before he's even done talking, he's swinging that massive axe at you, the blade gleaming in the moonlight. Just like that, battle is joined.

[Commence rolling dice. 7d10s, same as before]
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Rolled 3, 9, 7, 7, 5, 9, 7 = 47 (7d10)

>>4669185
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For these rolls, 1s get rerolled.
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Rolled 1, 5, 1, 4, 9, 9, 5 = 34 (7d10)

>>4669185
I'm sorry that you fell into taint, comrade.
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Rolled 5, 2, 4, 2, 4, 5, 3 = 25 (7d10)

>>4669185
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Rolled 8, 8, 6, 5, 9, 8, 6 = 50 (7d10)

>>4669185
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Rolled 8, 2, 3, 7, 8, 2, 10 = 40 (7d10)

>>4669185
Get wreck faggot!
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Rolled 9, 7, 4, 6, 5, 5, 3 = 39 (7d10)

>>4669185
Let's go, puss-puss.
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>>4669186

Hit. For these, I'm alternating hit/damage, and since your damage is 6k3 ignoring the last die of the damage rolls.
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Rolled 1, 10, 3, 10, 4, 6, 1 = 35 (7d10)

>>4669185
And so the dance of death begins..
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Rolled 6, 8 = 14 (2d10)

>>4669188
Reroll
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4669191
BOOOM!
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Rolled 5, 9, 8 = 22 (3d10)

>>4669194
Rolling 2 1's and then the exploding 10
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Rolled 9, 1, 4, 10, 10, 7, 6 = 47 (7d10)

>>4669185
Guess Peacuck was the real cuckoo, huh.
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>>4669197
You rolled two tens.
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Rolled 8, 10, 9, 4, 2, 1 = 34 (6d10)

>>4669186
>>4669188

23 damage, Kaiu Blade ignores 2 Reduction, his Heavy Armor has Reduction 5, so 20 damage. Your Armor TN is now 28.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4669194
Oh there are 2 10's, so one extra roll
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Rolled 8, 8, 1 = 17 (3d10)

>>4669198
Reroll and two explosions.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4669200
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>>4669200
Shit.
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>>4669204
Fuuuuuuuck
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Rolled 6, 9, 4, 1, 9 = 29 (5d10)

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>>4669207
Shitshit.
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Rolled 10, 7, 7, 8, 3, 5 = 40 (6d10)

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Rolled 8, 4, 7, 4, 7, 5, 1 = 36 (7d10)

>>4669185
We are a leaf in the wind, and as flexible as bamboo.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4669211
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4669212
Reroll
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4669207
Cucked Uncle! Send help!

A hundo says furious uncle provides exploding dice for the next rolls.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4669214
>>4669212
Reroll of a reroll.
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>>4669214
>>4669212
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We absolutely woulda kicked his ass if he weren't slurping demon semen to get his juiced ass biceps.

>>4669216
Jesus fucking CHRIST anon
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>>4669216
>>4669214
>>4669212
Reroll of a reroll of a reroll.

What can I say? At least I'm on roll filled with pain.
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>>4669221
Congratulations. By fucking up the roll you have technically rolled a zero.
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>>4669221
Can you roll again? just to see what happens
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Well, I nodded off a bit and accidentally forgot to say where I was using your second void point, so I am calling it a night here. Rather than untangle this, we'll be starting fresh tomorrow, all I'm quite sure of is that he won initiative and missed, so you're up.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4669221
>>4669216
>>4669214
>>4669212
My life is filled with agony.
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And you did 20 damage to him.
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>>4669231

No wait, I said starting fresh.
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>>4669231
Ok Wong have a good sleep. Hope your dinner was good.
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>>4669227
Night Wong. Hope we have the fortunes on our side next time!
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>>4669233
You're losing it bruv. Take a nap.
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No, hang on. My notes I scribbled down said the plan was to Void every attack he makes until you're out of Void. So this >>4669200 would miss.

>>4669189

Then this misses

>>4669211

This would also miss. Fuck it I'm annoyed enough at myself that I can stay awake a bit longer. If I can sort this out I won't feel like I'm screwing people who got good rolls.

>>4669190

This hits. TN now 33.

>>4669191

For 27 damage. 24 post reduction. You've done 44 damage to him. I can do this.
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>>4669241
I have no idea what's going on any more but
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Rolled 5, 1, 9, 3, 3, 8, 4 = 33 (7d10)

>>4669241

To explain, one thing you can do with Void Points is add +10 Armor TN against an attack before it's rolled. It would be the logical thing to do when your Armor TN will go up with successive hits and against 5k4 damage. My sheer anger at my own incompetence has reawakened me. You have done 44 damage to him.

He spends Void.
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>>4669243

TL:DR, you're doing fine, I just forgot you had three Void Points and how I preplanned for you to spend them. If this was a normal game you'd have easily spotted it and it wouldn't be an issue.
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Rolled 10, 2, 5, 3, 2, 3, 6 = 31 (7d10)

>>4669245

That misses by a lot.

>>4669192

Miss.

He's spending Void again.
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>>4669194
>>4669197

You specifically are the person I chose to stay awake and untangle this for. You. You and that roll. You missed an exploding 10, you still hit.

>>4669198

For 38 damage. After Reduction, 35.
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>>4669250
BIG ouchies.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4669247
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>>4669253
Uh-oh
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4669253
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>>4669256

Would be a real problem if he didn't have wound penalties, yep.
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>>4669259
Wouldn't be a problem at all if this big fat bastard didn't have so much MEAT to cut through by gawd.

I will give O-tora one thing. He certainly is O.
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>>4669259
I’m still confused by the dice system, so I hope you don’t mind if I still remain worried despite your reassurances.
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>>4669264
The health system makes it so if you get hurt your rolls suffer. The worse the hurt the more the penalty. After taking two big fuckin' booboos he's having a hard time swinging his big stonkin' axe around.
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Rolled 8, 8, 1, 1, 2 = 20 (5d10)

I'll write up the fight proper tomorrow.

>>4669264

Well, the problem was basically that the thread decided I was to spend Daisuke's Void Points as I saw fit. I was sleepy and initially did so incompetently, then remembered that, no, I had a plan to use them in combat situations effectively, checked my math again with that done, and realized that neither of those hits would have landed. Just for fun, let's see how much the second hit would have done.
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>>4669267
Okay, cool...

Is it still okay to panic?
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>>4669270
There is always time to panic. If Big Kitty decides that getting sliced up isn't all that cool and yells for his boys to gank us it'll be a pretty shitty sandwich to eat.

Thankfully we have Yoshi here to help in case that happens.
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O-Tora is forgetting something. He has become the thing why we of the crab clan are so forgotten. So devoted to the wall. He has become a monster. We are fodder at the wall? Does that mean you have to murder and rape? NO! No man is higher than the other at the wall. But here he hides behind his power for revenge. It was nothing personal beyond the wall. Just. Pure. Pragmatism. Fuck with our family just because you don't like us? He's a fool to think that he will hurt us. Nothing behind the wall is more hurtfull than beyond it.
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Ok, so we have direct confirmation O-tora is Tainted with a capitol T. Given his "gifts" appeared over the last few months and he has polydacty like the son he claims to have via Miho i highly suspect that sake with the sweetener has it and she was tainting him via it slowly, as he drank the most by far he has the most overt corruption. If any of that was left after the fight in the village we need to check it over. Also we'll need to check for that tunnel and more taint in the warren of his, as well as to free the captives there if they left live, or end their suffering if they are tainted.

Regardless we need to send a runner to the nearest Garrison, the Yatsuki that Uncle swore alliance too and the Kuni witch hunters at bare minimum. We have confirmed taint here, so not doing so is failing of our duty, assuming we survive this.
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>>4669554
Now hold on he might have be having an allergic reaction to the cave fungus and it hurts his throat and skin. And he recently invented and wears luminescent contact lenses. And he forgot to take off the extra finger they gave him for his roll in the hit new play "The Prince Groom".

I'm sure this is all one gigantic series of coincidences.
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>>4669635
That’s a banned play! Execute him for Heresy!
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>>4669673
Good luck. I'd hiding behind forty paper screen doors.
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>>4669782
So like a half minute of effort to get past?
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>>4669785
>just barging through doors instead of opening them
Damn I didn't know we had a bunch of SAVAGES in here.
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>>4669787
we're a crab though.
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>>4669790
And as a crab we know a broken door is a useless one. And a useless thing shouldn't exist. So properly opening the door is the only option.

This logic is unquestionable and if you say otherwise I'll cry on the inside.
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>>4669795
Why have just a door when you can have a GATE?
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>>4669796
Because having so many gates indoors would be impractical and expensive.
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>>4669799
For a Crane maybe. All the Chad Crabs have gates instead of doors, just look at Kyuden Hida!
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>>4669810
And because of that there are no more gates to replace interior doors. Already in use.
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>>4669269
You with us Wong?
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>>4670370
If you shitpost hard enough he'll have to show up just to tell you how not mad but disappointed he is.
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I wonder how much weight the word of a monk would have on the accusations we’re gonna levy against the lady.
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>>4670398
Peacucked would probably use his bullshit tongue wagging to accuse Yoshi of being a coward, or a deserter, and a liar. All to discredit Yoshi and hide the fact that he is a doublecuck. But his word would probably be worth less than a samurai. Unless he was significantly more important than the samurai in question. But I don't rightly know. Just a peasant m'self.
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>>4670370

Well, my sister, uh, had a baby today. Had that on my mind, spent most of the evening with family.

>>4670385

I'm only disappointed in bad shitposting, ask any filthy janny you like.
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>>4670435
No shit? Congratulations!
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>>4670435
I hope it looks like you.
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>>4670435
Congratulations, man!
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>>4670435
I'm gonna ask the asshole question, think she can handle having a kid? How bout the papa?
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>>4670447
Even if this is their first, they'll be fine. Parenthood tends to bring out the best in us, even when we don't really know what the fuck we're doing.
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>>4670435

Congratulations on being an uncle! It's fun enough, for the most part.
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>>4670435
Is it a polydactyly albino?
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>>4670501
>Parenthood tends to bring out the best in us
I've seen some shit dude. Ain't always a happy ending.
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>>4670519
I know. Sometime, you just gotta have faith. Otherwise we'd all be fucked.
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>>4670537
Ain't that the truth.
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>>4670435
Did you poke it with Jade? :^)
Nah but seriously good for y'all.
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>>4670435
Baby Crab time!
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Any chance we're going to get the continuation of the fight against Daichi?

...Maybe?
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>>4671386
I'd love it, but I've accepted that it may not happen tonight.
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>>4671386
>>4671387

Swamp Lord Quest is tonight, I'm trying to type both at once.
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>>4671389
So you got left side doing one and right side doing the other? Or are you splitting it by top and bottom halves?
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He swings first, and often, that is the difference between life and death, but there is something between you two. The memory of you standing and fighting while he cowered. The fact that while he has crouched in filth drinking stolen sake and gloating over raping a noblewoman, you have been defending your people and leaving a trail of his dead men, practically having to fight off a considerably better (in your opinion) noblewoman until at last she won through and you bedded her with her enthusiastic (even gleeful) consent.

No matter how big he is or how many gaudy trappings he drapes himself in, you are not afraid of O-Tora. You will end him, or you will meet an end worthy of a samurai and be welcomed by your honorable ancestors before going on to an honorable reincarnation, while he is destined to come back as something like a particularly distasteful slug. Or worse, a goblin. If you fall, Sayaka is an intelligent woman, and a Scorpion, she will not die pointlessly, she will somehow escape and bring a magistrate down on the heads of both of the ronin dogs infesting your family's lands.

Your sword is in your hand as you step back, bending your back leg, the energy building in it like a coiled spring. His stroke misses you by a hair's breadth, and in return you deliver a two-handed slash at an upward diagonal. The Arinaga Katana, tempered by Kaiu smiths, is not simply a sharp blade, it is as sturdy as a log, and it bites beneath O-Tora's overextended arms, scattering links of maille from his armpit. You hear him grunt in pain, his blood subtly discolored by the torchlight as it spatters onto the ground.

With a belly-deep shout, he puts his whole body into a horizontal swing, but you are as calm as the void, stillness even in motion, and his attacks are falling into an empty abyss. You duck beneath the blow, but he jumps over your answering swipe at his knees with surprising dexterity, spinning in midair and launching a murderous overhead strike at you. You monkey-hop to the right, and forward, rising back to your feet to slash him across the back of his knee, using the natural motion of your body to put some force behind your blow.

He screams, and flails at you with a feral stroke, and you're forced to abort your attempted stab at his face to get out of the way, but with his arm and leg both bleeding profusely his technique has been lost, and he cannot catch you, a wounded beast hurting itself in its thrashing. He brings his arms high up overhead, to put the full force of his body behind a blow...and in that instant, it's over.

His armpit, the one you broke the maille protecting, is exposed, and your sword is already in motion. You stab into his armpit, and kick his wounded knee just below the kneecap, hearing it pop as he drops onto it with a scream. Now standing above him you continue the smooth motion of the stab, driving it downward and inward.

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Blood fountains from his mouth, and you don't stop until you feel your swordpoint scrape the inside of his cuirass, before whipping it out.

O-Tora is dead. He flails, vomiting blood and bile of a shade too dark to be healthy, and you step back away from it, withdrawing your sword in a splash of maroon. The light illuminating your duel grows more and more dim, and as you pay attention to your peripheral vision you realize why. About half the bandits who were there originally still remain, and they are backing away, breaking, and fleeing with anguished cries into the night, away from the village. Yoshi has one's neck dangling limply in the crook of his arm, its head lolling and a knife dangling from its hand. Said bandit was probably about to stab you in the back, O-Tora or no, before Yoshi killed him and the other bandits realized that the fight was turning against their leader. As the torches retreat, going out one by one as they're dropped by the bandits or carried out of distance, the world returns to the monochrome hues of moonlight. O-Tora lays there, twitching like a carp out of water, his breathing bubbly and torrid, growing ragged and shallow until at last his final breath rattles from his lungs.

You lift high your sword in both hands, angle it precisely, preparing your stroke to be swift and sure. Daichi doesn't deserve any last words before you behead him. You aren't even sure you should take his tainted head back, you don't want to touch it.

Then, you hear a strange, horrific hiss. O-Tora's head whips around on its neck, turning completely around to stare up at you like an owl with glowing blue eyes, and his damaged armor cracks as if the muscles beneath were bulging, deforming. The cuirass dangles loose as the shoulders drive backwards and outwards violently. You swing your sword immediately, but like a frog, O-Tora leaps forward and your blade cuts only dirt. Scampering on all fours with inhuman speed, the dead man lopes into the forest, in the direction of his watchtower base.

>[Pursue the undead O-Tora into the woods, keeping in mind you have no light source]
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
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>>4671549
>>[Pursue the undead O-Tora into the woods, keeping in mind you have no light source]
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>>4671549
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
>Scampering on all fours with inhuman speed, the dead man lopes into the forest, in the direction of his watchtower base.
...This requires a Kuni and a shitton of jade.
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For the record all of the Shadowland powers and how he ended up tainted and all that are in the book and legit, no annoying "special plot mechanics" unless I've somehow messed up the way a specific one works.

Obviously we won't see the result of this vote tonight so by all means, take your time, but I had an interesting time reading how Taint mechanics and powers work. One thing I observed is that you can see where exactly the Spider wank at the end of AEG's ownership of L5R came from. The Shadowlands and Taint are not unique, in fact they're pretty close to Warhammer's Chaos and similar "bad hell land no good corrupt you big time" stereotypes in other settings, but what they are is a very MEAN version of that. Goblins may die in one hit, but they get two attacks per round and are incredibly threatening in groups, especially proper groups of goblins with sneaks and berserks and shamans and "magic mud" (goblins think crude oil is magic because it's really flammable, cover particularly stupid goblins in it, set it alight, and send them into battle as suicide units who get a bonus from their fanaticism). Oni are all fuckoff annoying, I don't see how any Crab youth at gempukku is killing one on his or her own. Shadowlands Powers can get pretty ridiculously strong and even a Lost samurai with only one school technique can be a massive headache if they have the right powers backing them up.
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>>4671549
I don’t want to leave that thing out there, but fuck if that’s not terrifying AF like holy shit running on all fours
Let’s not die in the darkness, someone needs to report this.
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
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>>4671549
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
Yeah we need a Kuni for this.
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>>4671549
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]

Isn't there a tunnel into the castle from his hideout?

I don't think charging recklessly is the better answer, but I do think that we should get back, protect the villagers who we are duty bound to protect, and then head to the castle come what may.
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>>4671582
Yeah, and it's hidden somewhere in the castle pavilion...

We gotta get there ASAP, either to block it off before a horde of undead come stumbling in, or to mount a rescue mission of all the village girls they took.
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>>4671549
>>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
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>>4671549
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]

We're gonna need to organize a tiger hunt.
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>>4671592
Rescue mission, immediately. We need to try and save as many as we can.
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>>4671557
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
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>>4671685
Night Wong. Thanks again for finishing up the fight.
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>>4671549
>Scampering on all fours with inhuman speed, the dead man lopes into the forest
Fuck.

>>4671549
>>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
We need a fuckin' exorcist.
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>>4671549
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
We need to fuck up the bandits who are trying to burn down the village.
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>>4671549
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
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>>4671549
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
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>>4671549
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
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>>4671549
>>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
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>>4671568
Looks like we need a fat priest and a skinny priest.
Back to the castle I guess, we should grab some guardsman and go through the secret passage to the tower.
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>>4671549

>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]

Not just because we'll want a Kuni and torches to incinerate his Tainted ass, but the bandits there don't know yet. They'll clue in when we show up and Big Kitty doesn't, but we should help swing the pendulum back in her favour.
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>>4671549
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
Yeah, we absolutely need a Kuni shugenja, and maybe even a Kaiu engineer as well, if we’re dealing with a secret passageway into the castle that enemies could use. And that’s without considering if whatever tainted Daichi is hidden inside there.
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>>4671568
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]
>>4672215
Also to let her know we aren't dead.
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>>4671549
>[Return to the village, where Sayaka is]

So is multiclassing a thing? Can we take levels in exorcist?
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>>4672443
Not normally the most we'd probably get is some home brew advanced class for Hiruma.As the only Crab advanced Class, defender of the Wall, is really a HIda thing.
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I wonder what Mega Bird Cuck will think when he hears we solo'd Fat Cat without receiving a scratch. Maybe not fear but certainly some concern.
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>>4673571
Hopefully O-Tora kills him, or they injure the crap out of each other
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Who else is hoping for a run?
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>>4674712
Yo
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>>4674712
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>>4674712
ye
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>>4674712
Man I'm just going with the flow. If it happens it happens. If it don't I'll wait. No stress.
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>>4671549
>[write in]
>Light the forest on Fire
Fire works on Tainted, right?
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>>4676868

That's a Lore: Shadowlands / Intelligence roll. It might be a good idea to make it now, actually. For unrelated reasons, as you lack the means at your immediate disposal to start a forest fire, especially since it isn't particularly dry.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>4677445
Rolling?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4677445
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4677445
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4677445
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4676868
Anon that is a horrible idea.
>>4677445
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>4677445
Oh boy, here I go killing again.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4677445
Oh boy.

>>4676868
Works well on Japanese castles, too. Which should be food for thought, seeing as there’s one pretty close to the forest.
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>>4677613
KABOOM, now do it again
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4677613
OH BOY.
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>>4677613
It's just another gender reveal party gone horribly wrong, not our fault if the entire province burns down.
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>>4677658
>We did it Patrick, we told the entire state it was a boy!
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>>4677658
>It's a Tainted!
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>>4677445
Bossman, are we currently saving XP for something? I forgot.
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>>4678695

Pretty sure we got the stuff were saving up for before. Probably should save up for some Strength and Perception next, with some other skills. If both go up, it'll boost our movement speed, as well as be another decent size chunk to our next School Rank. Probably go Strength then Perception, to play to our strengths. Not sure what to spend on skills though.
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>>4677464
>>4677476
>>4677479

Note to self, you've used two Low Skills today. Your Honor will dip slightly. Still, a 17 isn't bad and this if fairly common knowledge. Undead in this setting are quite tough, far more capable of taking damage than a living person. However, a called shot to the head (aiming to behead them, in other words) is quite effective. The undead die when their heads are removed, at least normal ones do, there might be stronger ones that don't and I'll make a point of checking on that.
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>>4679039
What time are you thinking of running today Wong?
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>>4679039
Actually, how’s our honor looking at the moment anyway? I’m kinda curious how killing seven bandits out of a group of ten, threatening to have our lover peel a thug’s eel with his own kama, and defeating O-Tora’s first form has affected our honor.
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>>4679281
Facing down O-Tora implies some pretty big gains depending on why we were facing him. Going by Wong's description of them, the Bandits were 0 Honor so whatever we did to them is a non-issue.
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>>4679527
So the ten bandit killstreak would fall more under Glory, then?
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Welp, I've apparently got dinner plans today. It was a last-minute invite by my sister-in-law (pretty normal since several family members live within a ten minute drive of each other), I'll be running at some point this weekend. In the meantime, I'll be taking questions and possibly writing out some stuff about what, politically, is currently going on in the setting and why this is a terrible time for bad things to happen in the hinterlands. Ironically, only the (late) Hantei of this period and a specific other NPC remain unchanged from the canon AEG L5R lore of the early 12th century.
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>>4679771
Rip run. Time for the more spicy bit to crop up. To the politics, Wong!
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>>4679771
So how hard is the Crab clan getting the shaft of the other clans atm?
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>>4679771
Looking forward to the lore dump, will probably have questions then.
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>>4679771
I'm curious if the crab-scorpion alliance has come about but that also requires the destroyer war to have occured which is a big ? to me.
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>>4679771
Does the Emperor take his tea with milk or an herbal blend?
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>>4679825

Not terribly. The Crane are making noises but a lot of their best are watching the tension between the Lion, the Unicorn, and the candidates for the throne each of those two militant Clans are backing. The Shadowlands have actually been relatively quiet lately, too. Relatively. Furthermore, when the Shadowlands are quiet that isn't always a good thing.

>>4679844

Definitely not. The Destroyer War will never happen in this timeline. I hate creatively bankrupt events like that.

>>4679877

Which Emperor? Otomo Hirohito (I rolled that name, I'll stick with it) and Miya Homura likely prefer their tea in different ways.
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>>4680074
>Which Emperor?
Uh, the guy who Daisuke recognizes to be titled emperor?
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>>4680074
Is our boy honor bound to reveal that the baby is illegitimate?
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>>4680125
Do we even know that for sure? What if O-Tora was just talking shit?
Actually, we should do some math here. How old is the baby and when did O-Tora say he became tainted?
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>>4680141
He was at the Wall a couple of years ago. It's clear that must have been when he got infected, with him killing his father and turning ronin as a side effect.
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>>4680141
Shirou's six fingered hand is kind of a big clue towards his parentage, and we probably shouldn't bring it up until we don't need all hands on deck for a rampaging zombie attack. I'm more curious as to when O-Tora actually became tainted, and how it happened. He would have been checked after the patrol, so I'm guessing someone got in contact with him and tainted him between the patrol and seven months before we came to visit. My best guess is it's either the sake (which we should test with jade, especially any jugs designated specifically for O-Tora) or it's something in the tunnels below the watchtower.

Anyway, this is less a setting question and more a story one, but Wong, how many people went out on that patrol that Daisuke went on, and how many survived?
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>>4679771
I don't know if this was specifically answered before, but are the Mantis Clan a thing at this point, or just a collection of Minor clans?

Speaking of Minor Clans, are there any of note, or any that are different than usual canon, or entirely new?

Are there any major plagues, famines or other natural disasters causing issues in the empire at the moment?

Are there any inter-clan conflicts that are any hotter than the usual cold war that's always on between various clans?

Are there any particularly infamous bandits/ronin of note in the setting? Comes to mind with the current task at hand.
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>>4679771
Did Monkey clan get established?
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>>4680153
He said he got his "gifts" like several months ago, I think, so his taint was exacerbated by something more recent. Several anons have mentioned Chekhov's sake, that might be it.
>>4680171
Before our uncle died, he claimed that the kid was tested with jade. We should still test him though, to be sure.
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>>4680228
The question of taintedness is solvable easily, but the question of ancestry remains. How do we check for it? How do we prove it?
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>>4680232
Maybe we should stop asking what the truth is and start asking what would be in the best interest of ourself and our clan.
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>>4680247
Maybe we should do the right thing regardless.
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>>4680228
No, Uncle claimed he was tested with jade extensively after his affair with an oni, and that he'd send for a Kuni to rub jade over everyone just to make us happy. Then he tripped and died moments after that. We might still have a problem here.

Also, the Peacuck sending tainted sake to O-Tora raises more questions that it answers, like how, and why would they think that was a smart choice at all? It sounds like they were priming themselves and the baby to commit seppuku when word of a tainted ronin got out to the Crab. Like, holy shit.
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>>4680247
I'm not asking about the truth. I'm asking about how we prove it to other people. It's our word against Miho's. Polydactily is a point, but Shiro is also an albino and O-Tora wasn't. Also our claim will seriously dishonor the wife of a landed lord, while we ourselves are a nobody.
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>>4680281
They're smart enough to form a plan but not smart enough to think it through.
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>>4680280
>>4680282
The right thing would be to take them out of the driver's seat, because they're obviously drunk on something. They've allowed a tainted ronin to run amok for years in our family's land for years without dealing with it. Worse, they collaborated with him, and indirectly led to the deaths of their three samurai retainers, an number of ashigaru (not counting those who outright deserted and joined the bandits, and with how Peacuck treats them, no wonder), and countless villagers/travelers. The were running these lands into the ground, and that was with Uncle alive to potentially stop their antics. They need to be stopped, least they get themselves and everybody else killed.

>>4680293
That practicing heresy will somehow save them? In a clan paranoid about shit like this? I'm gotta say, Uncle sure knows how to pick them.
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>>4680302
Well one is probably a mite crazy and the other is a total turbocuck who is absolutely psychotic. I can't claim to know how such deranged people think.
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>>4680121

Does he have an opinion on that yet? I suppose we'll find out in time.

>>4680125

There are in my opinion good arguments on either side for that one.

>>4680212

Just a collection of minor Clans. Yoritomo is someone I forgot about, but he absolutely exists, and will in time barring your intervention achieve Great Clan status for the Mantis.

As far as Minor Clans go, how they fit into this setting with the changes I've made is a bit different (essentially it would be like if the Arinaga and their retainers were freed from their duties and loyalty to the Crab and given new, different responsibilities independent of a Great Clan) but the major ones definitely do exist. At least the ones that would exist at this point.

Daisuke doesn't know of any plagues or famines going on, but it's always possible.

The Unicorn have deep ties to Miya Homura and support her claim to the throne. The Lion, in response, are protecting Otomo Hirohito, who they have proclaimed the legitimate next in line, with both the Lion and Hirohito acting in response to the radical policies of Miya Homura.

>>4680216

I'd need to check the timeline.
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>>4680369
>barring your intervention

Does that mean we can cuck him out of a Great Clan?
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This is probably something I could find on my own, but does Rokugan use the Japanese method of naming eras after the previous Emperor's posthumous name?

If so, will the period of time of Otomo Hirohito's reign be called the Showa Period? Hah.
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>>4680421
>the start of Imperial Japan going supernova on a world stage
>after the old order shattered, was occupied and rebuilt, and became an rising economic juggernaut as a phoenix would from it's ashes
>apply same logic to hombrew l5r campaign
>panic?
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>>4680280
That's what I said, anon.
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>>4649577

One ironic thing is that Mitsuaki's son (who is actually several years older than Daisuke and whose name I am momentarily blanking on) is actually quite successful and has bizarrely good luck with money.
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>>4651930

...I responded to the same post twice, wow, I am a goober.
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>>4681736
If only Dad or Uncle Mitsuaki had another kid that could have been blessed by Jurojin. That way Scorpion families with marrying age kids could pick and choose which blessed spouse they’d prefer, and the Arinaga family would be smothered in Scorpion Clan tail.
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>>4681736
Found the Arinaga family tree a namefag (possible QM?) made in thread #2... Looks like he's called Arinaga Kyo.

Also, we're probably going to need that tree updated, thanks to O-Tora...
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Place your bets now, is Peacuck going to die by Daisuke's hand or Sayaka's?

Is O-Tora's walking corpse going to finish what O-Tora started or will Yoshi have the last laugh?

Will the nice peasant girl go on to become a renowned noodle-maker or an exceptional servant for little Shiro?

Winners get ten goodboi points and losers get laughed at.
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>>4682714
Daisuke's, as he's fucked up our family's lands and reputation for his vice.

Yoshi's gonna laugh.

Renowned noodle-maker is her game, obviously.
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>>4682714
We're going to have to rescue Peacock from a furious Sayaka. Or her from our Aunt if we take too long.
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>>4682714
Nishiyama dies, but it's at the hands of O-Tora or whoever was responsible for tainting him.

Yoshi gets the last laugh, but indirectly, after Miho uses her weather powers to land a lightning bolt on a zombified O-Tora.

If Noodle Oba-san lives, Noodle-chan follows the way of the noodle, gets married, and has as many kids as there are ways to make noodles, each of them specializing in one type.
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>>4683106
We must obtain the lordship and use it to nurture Noodle-chan's fast food empire.
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>>4683125
I'll put that in between "Write a pillow book series about our adventures in Koumugi Valley and beyond" and "Develop our own Arinaga Family Bushi School" on our to-do list.
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>>4683138
>pillowbook
>instead of "DAISUKE'S TREATISE ON THE PROPER THICKNESS AND CONSUMPTION OF NOODLES and suggested spices ft. Sayaka"
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>>4683210
That goes right before the pillow book on the list.
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So we running tonight? Or tommorrow?
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>>4684637
I suppose you have your answer.
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>>4685100
Wong's schedule confuses me. This quest is supposed to run just Wednesdays, and Swamp Lord is supposed to run, Monday and Fridays, right?

But we were told that we'd get a run of this over the weekend, because Wong missed Wednesday ... is that right?
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>>4685351
yup
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>>4685599

Tonight if this migraine ever lets up.
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>>4685645
Want me to beat it outta ya? I just bought a new mallet, still clean from the box.
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>>4685645
Overdose on Advil, always made me feel better before a trip to the emergency room.
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>>4685645
So, I'm guessing it didn't, then?
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>>4685964
The night is still young.
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>>4685645
Rip Wong. He had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodham Clinton but tragically committed suicide to escape his migraines with 2 shots to the back of the head.
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>>4686083
Pour one out for the tragically assissted suicided homie
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So, I’m new to this QM’s quests, this is the first of his that perked my interest... is luck this bad normal for him, or do we panic now?
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>>4687184

As anyone around for my mecha quest can attest, there is a certain period that generally starts around the winter holidays (due to a large family that lives close together) and lasts until about mid-Spring (due to exceptionally bad seasonal migraines that leave me virtually comatose and laying in a dark room with a wet cloth over my face) where my schedule is a lot less reliable than usual.
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>>4687191
Ah, okay. Can’t really relate to the former, thanks to my own family issues, but I certainly can with the latter. Thanks for letting me know!
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>>4687191
As always, your health takes priority, can't write quests if you're dead Wong.
Take the time you need to feel better!
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>>4687191
Please resurrect soon, I miss you.
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>>4687871
Oh resurrecting him is easy, it's just keeping him alive that's hard. Watch

Communism is an effective and ideal form of governance.
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>>4688099
Based
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>>4688099
We will never submit to to crabunism! We are firm Radical Crabitalists!!
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>>4688099

Those sounds you hear, those angry hooting noises? Those are me.
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>>4689338
Is that migraine dead and buried so we have a chance of a run tonight? Or do we need to get an exorcist for you?
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>>4689338
Hah it worked. Oh no it worked.
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>>4689338
Why's it sound like it's getting louder?
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>>4689338
Oh boy
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Machines all went down at work, on my way home, and I plan to run tomorrow too.
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>>4689909
Based and dare I say, crabpilled
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>>4689909
Nice I won't be at work tomorrow tomorrow. See ya tomorrow Wong!
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You stare after O-Tora in shock. Still, in the dead of night, with no torches, it would be suicide to pursue him into the blackened forest where his eyes can spot you before you're even aware of his presence. The sheer grotesqueness of the transformation that has taken place makes even your mind reel, and you know well the ugliness of the things beyond the Wall. “Great Tiger indeed.” You murmur to yourself. Anything that was left of the boy you knew from the Wall died when your sword bit the life out of him. By the light of day, he will be easier to hunt.

More importantly, your lover is facing down eleven men in the village. You can hazard a guess that she's had the finest martial tutors that her wealthy family can buy, and as you've seen for yourself her form with her bisento is excellent. On the other hand, some of those men probably had bows, and it only takes one lucky bandit with a lucky knife to end a fight.

You immediately turn, without hesitation, and begin running for the village. You stumble into a rice paddy, and wade through it, your hakama soaked to the knees. You dig the toes of your sandals into the muddy turf of the bank, and kick yourself up onto the main road of the village, your sword flashing behind you in your hands like the tail of a cat, settling into a low grip with the blade diagonal towards the ground, ready for a running upwards slash at any bandit with the wits to put out his torch and hide in the darkness.

Ahead, you see the lights of the village, and hear shouts of pain and the clash of steel on steel. Then, male voices raised in triumph.

Your heart nearly stops in your chest as you pelt out of the fields and between the first rows of houses, only to see...

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>panic
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>panic
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A figure in the plain brown armor of a bandit stumbling out of the village, clutching the arrow sticking out of his hip. He turns, yari raised in a feeble defense, as an ashigaru in a brick-red chestpiece and jingasa over dark blue cloth comes running after him, driving his nagamaki through the bandit's chest with a shout, “And stay dead!” The castle guard vengefully stomps on the dying bandit, before instinctively raising his polearm as you come running out of the shadows, “Halt!” He barks, then immediately lowers his weapon, “Master Arinaga!” He bows deeply. You recognize him, he was the guard you had spoken to when you countermanded Nishiyama's orders to flog the guards who let you into the castle in the first place.

“Kodo-san, is she alright?” You do not sheathe your sword. Not yet.

“Yes, my lord.” The ashigaru jogs along behind you, “We won.” He hesitates, then states firmly, “My lord, I must humbly submit myself to justice for disobeying our lord's orders. My friends and I left our posts when we saw the torches coming. We could not leave the villagers to their fate. Our plan was to get as many people as possible inside before we were cut down, but Kodo-sama appeared and told us that you had given orders for everyone to drive the survivors out, that you had beaten O-Tora and the rest.”

You immediately spot that she lied to them. Of course she did. “The villagers found their courage, then?” It's a rhetorical question.

On the main street of the village, from the fields to the castle, you can see the eleven men strewn about. The cause of death is easy to determine. Some of the farmers are still stabbing and beating the dead bandits with their farm implements. A hammer that can pound mochi can also pound a skull, you grimly note. A handful of castle guards are among them. Ten men become a lot less dangerous against an entire village. O-Tora could have certainly pulled it off, leading his entire force, but without him there, and more importantly, without the fear he previously possessed? His men were dead the moment someone like the teashop proprietress, someone who lost family, felt a knife or a log from the woodpile come to hand. Some of the villagers have rocks. It's an ugly scene.

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Sayaka is near the center of town, busily wiping the blood from her polearm onto the bodies of her victims, stalking away from them, giving you a gleaming smile from beneath her blindfold mask that shows no sign of her earlier panic. You, though, know her smiles too well to miss how hard she is working not to run, rather than walk, towards you. “Daisuke!” She calls out, waving, “Are you hurt?”

“Only that I didn't get to gallantly save you.” You grin at her beneath your kabuto helm. You turn to the guard, “My uncle died in a fury that bandits were infesting his lands. You have fulfilled your lord's dying wish, no one could ask for more.” You carefully clean your sword off before you put it away, you want none of O-Tora's blood clinging to you for long, “Behead them all.”

“At once, Master Arinaga.” The guard bows deeply, and begins instructing the villagers to move aside, he and the other guards carefully severing the heads from the bodies of the slain bandits.

“A peasant soldier in any other Clan's lands would have goggled at you for executing the dead.” Sayaka notes, looking just a bit puzzled.

“In any other Clan's lands, they make a habit of staying dead.” You reply grimly, too grimly.

She frowns, “What happened to the bandit leader?”

“He acted in keeping with the habits of this land's dead.” You reply, even more grimly.

She stares at you beneath her blindfold, “What? But...”

“We behead the bodies.” You repeat, and you make sure that it is done.

“How did this happen?” She asks you, “We aren't in the Shadowlands!” She protests. Of course, she has probably never seen the dead rise.

You answer her with a single word. The pieces have finally fallen into place.

>[“Nishiyama”]
>[“Auntie”]
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>>4690091
>[“Auntie”]
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>>4690091
>[“Nishiyama”]
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>>4690091
>[“Sake”]
I don't want to blame specific people before we want more. Though auntie seems more likely.
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>>4690111
Also, before I forget, tell everyone present not to drink the sake, particularly the jars meant for O-Tora. Then ask Baldy which ones were meant for O-Tora, and test them with jade.
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>>4690091
>>[“Auntie”]

>>4690119
To be fair she is the witchy one. And she got plowed so she'd want revenge. Cucky probably wouldn't have enough patience for this kind of plan if he knew his waifu got a cream filling from a fat boy.

But I don't know.
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>>4690091
>[“Auntie”]
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>>4690091
>>[“Auntie”]
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>>4690091
>[“Sake”]

I think this is reasonable. Before we do anything, we should secure the cart with the Sake on it. Unfortunately, we don't have any jade on us, but I have an odd feeling about it. Of course, it might just be a red herring - the other bandits were drinking the Sake, and none of them rose. Perhaps there was a vintage that only O-Tora drank, or perhaps there was some sort of taint in the ruin that he was exposed to.
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>>4690091
>>4690125
But if Sake is not acceptable, then
>[“Auntie”]
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>>4690091

>["Sake"]

Followed up by a whispered

>[“Auntie”]

if it's acceptable. Otherwise, just "Auntie" then.

Peacuck is a coward at heart. He may well have had the idea to mollify O-Tora with sake, but this smacks of too much thinking for a ronin of his capacity. Uncle mentioned that he and her had a plan for an heir. If she just so happened to get her bones jumped by O-Tora so that they had an heir, using Tainted sake to turn him into a target for the Kuni and Magistrates smacks of intrigue. Intrigue that seems to be above Peacuck's ability. It's the options that makes the most sense to me.
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>>4690091
>[“Auntie”]
Well fuck me, I misunderstood and thought you were running tomorrow instead of tonight.
Good thing I checked on my way out from work.
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>>4690146
Instead of Tonight AND tomorrow*
One day I will learn to proofread.
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>>4690091
>[“Sake”]
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Actually, where the hell is Yoshi? We lost track of him after O-Tora loped back to his hideout. Did he come with us, or is he trying to track down where Daichi went?
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>>4690170
Either dealing with the retreating bandits or cutting the heads off the bandits we killed. We should get O-Tora's axe back btw, if only as a trophy.
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>>4690125
>Unfortunately, we don't have any jade on us
>a crab
>no jade

Immersion ruined.
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>>4690091
>[“Sake”]
we can deal with auntie later
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>>4690091
>>[“Auntie”]
Miho is a Shugenja, or a maho-tsukai. Maybe both. Poisoning the sake with taint is 100% her idea. Nishiyama is a fighter and not a Scorpion. She likely used her magic to either push Sayaka’s aunt off the roof or blinded her or otherwise inflicted an infirmity on her to kill her.
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>>4690091
>[“Auntie”]
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>>4690091
>Sake
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>>4690091
>[“Auntie”]
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So, what is the argument for voting [Sake]? It seems to me that most agree that Auntie was the one most likely at fault, even the ones supporting the [Sake] option, so will someone please enlighten me?
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>>4690875
They don't want the Mc to jump to conclusions mostly. But the picture painted is pretty clear and Nishiyama does not seem much like a schemer, more a rebellious man child sadist who revels in his authority and power.
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>>4690912
>>4690875
that and I think not throwing around accusations about higher ranked family around the guards and peasants when we have no proof. For all we know the baby is naturally deformed and the rape was a lie or not how the baby was conceived, uncle bastard did seem pretty pleased with himself about the child.
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>>4690930
The extra pinky is pretty damning mate.
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>>4690942
usually, but consider how whipped everyone is along with the peecuck
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>>4690942
True but still only circumstantial at best. Also if the tainted sake started after the rape then he wasn't tainted at the time of conception unless I misread and the raping was an ongoing thing. But it seems like you'd learn to stay out of the garden after the second struggle snuggle, even if you don't want to tell anyone. And if you secretly sought it out then why poison the guy?
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>>4690958
Maybe the sake isn't poisoned, and that he was tainted from the Shadowlands. He did gain anti-Imperial and anti-Crab sentiment and murdered his father a week after the Shadowlands attack. If there's anything indicating the beginning of the taint, it would be him feeling cowardly and out of sorts, and then his values being inverted within a week of his dismissal. Isn't that how taint usually works in it's beginning stages?
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>>4690968

Kuni would have checked him prior to being sent home.
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>>4690968
That would imply that there was somehow a breach in procedure where the guy managed to return from the mission without being tested.
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>>4691081
>>4691093
And it's more believable that he was tainted via sake, despite the other bandits drinking from it, in some convoluted scheme to get the Kuni to take care of him? That Auntie was a Maho-Tsukai as a child, and killed Uncle's previous wife?
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>>4691130
yes
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>>4691164
Because the Crab are infallible?
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>>4691169
No, it's because it would be really dumb if the reason that O-Tora became tainted was that he didn't get poked on the way out of the Shadowlands.
I'm not saying its impossible or unrealistic, but I just don't think its that simple.
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>>4691169
Correct. I have never seen a crab make a mistake. Only a preemptive example for the future.
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>>4691130
I imagine she did the killing in self defense as the previous wife was probably going to try and bump her off. She is a shugenja of some sort and admits it after all.


As for the sake? O'tora probably took the lion's share of it, and he might very well have had it kick off by laying with miho. At that point the Sake would have just added on. Taint has level after all.
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>>4691181
Why is he the only one of the bandits with clear signs of taint? Which is dumber, that Crab Shadowlands Procedure failed or that he's the only man out of his group that got infected with taint from the sake?

>>4691193
An 8 year old killed Uncle's wife in self defense? Plus, if the Mother's tainted, then the baby is truely damned.

>>4691183
Spoken like a true Crab.
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>>4691211
Did uncle's wife seem to be stable to you? Magic is a great equalizer.

AS for the baby? yeah if she's taitned the kid is screwed.
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>>4691211
We don't know that the bandits weren't tainted.
It's possible that they all were to some degree, which is why we beheaded them all.
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>>4691228
Yup, O'tora drank the most Sake and thus was the most tainted.
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>>4691226
An 8 year old, trained in magic?

>>4691228
>>4691234
Poke Baldy with some jade, and test that theory.
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>>4691193
Easy enough to test, we HAVE a cart of the Sake, let's go poke it with some jade to see if it's tainted.
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>>4691237
There have been those who passed gempukku at 8, furthermore magic is based on calling the spirits regardless of being a shugenja or maho-tsukai. It can happen.
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>>4691237
I don't get the incredulity about age when this is a setting where it isn't uncommon to have thirteen year old samurai running around.
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>>4691243
Same can be said about the Crab fucking up their procedures. I ask you, which is more likely in this situation?

>>4691262
A difference of 5 years can make a big difference. After all, they don't let thirteen year olds run around on the Wall do they? Now imagine that they're eight. I can believe they can begin training then. I can even believe that protégées can end their basic training at eight. But isn't a normal occurrence, and we would have heard about Auntie's reputation if she had her gempukku around the time of the 'suicide'.
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>>4691285
The kid honestly, the crab openly smack people with jade constantly. because even one fuck up means the wall could be breached.
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Had some excellent family news and the machines were down again, but as consequence I got all of tomorrow off. Give me a minute and we'll be ready to go if anyone is still awake.
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>>4691301
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>>4691301
I AM HERE AND I AM VERY AWAKE!
MY BODY IS READY AND MY SOUL IS CRABY!
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>>4691301
Excellent.
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“Sake.” Is what you say, but not the entirety of what you are thinking. That, however, is something you are hesitant to say openly. The sake the bandits started getting, they got it around the time that Miho would have become aware she was pregnant. You were with Daichi on that patrol into the Shadowlands, you had jade with you. He did run away quickly after coming home from the Wall, perhaps too quickly to be thoroughly checked for the Taint, but...no, this isn't a coincidence. “We need to check the sake.”

“I have something that may be of use.” Yoshi fumbles around in the space between his narrow chest and his armor, before pulling out something about three inches long and half an inch thick, wrapped in linen. Even before he unwraps it, you recognize what it is.

“A jade finger.” By torchlight, it gleams a wholesome, vibrant green. You take it from his hand and cup it in yours.

“This is no time for the three refusals, my lord.” The elderly monk informs you solemnly, “In the name of Osano-Wo, we have evil to crush.” He smiles, and raises his stump, “You have one more hand to hold it in, it is natural for you to have it.”

“Thank you, Yoshi.” You exhale a silent sigh. You had been wishing for one of these even well before now.

Sayaka, meanwhile, has a quick word with the castle guards, who quickly return dragging the cart with the sake. She takes a torch and hops onto the cart, hunkering down for a moment, “Most of these are in undecorated bottles, sake of no provenance.” She pronounces, “But some are of quality, bearing village-marks even I recognize. See? The jars are notably better made and more ornamented.”

“So the regular bandits get the regular booze, and O-Tora drinks the good stuff. I've never met a Hida vassal who stinted when good drink was offered, not in all my years. Especially after joining the monastery.” Yoshi notes, “The Temple of Osano-Wo is not a place for weak livers.”

“Monks are allowed to drink?” Sayaka leans on her bisento, looking startled.

“It is a popular choice for retired soldiers. Some of us don't quite have the taste for a peaceful existence. Enlightenment comes from hard work and keeping the body rigorously trained.” Yoshi chuckles.

You turn your eyes up towards the castle. To the lights in the darkness, looming above you. The front gate is still open.

>[Go tonight]
>[Wait until morning]
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>>4691350
>Ask the guards how many stayed behind.
>also about the Sake and what they know of it.
leaning towards
>[Go tonight]
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>>4691350
>[Go tonight]
If not at least send them warning of the fucking tainted abomination zombie, although that may tip our hand...
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>>4691350
>[Go tonight]

Meditate before we go, to regain our Void points. We need to save the girls trapped in the cave.
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>>4691350
>[Go tonight]
There's still that secret passageway into the pavilion that we've got to worry about. A secret passageway that might still have victims locked inside, and thus possible zombie recruits, not to mention if O-Tora gets inside the castle.
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>>4691350
>>[Go tonight]

We need to ask the headman or guards to send a runner for aid already.
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>>4691357
Also we should send some of these men to behead the men we felled earlier before offing Mini-Tora.
And to retrieve our bestest boy Bow-Kun!
Seeing as how we immediately ran here after tiny-tiger went full crabwalker and didn't grab poor Bow-Kun.
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>>4691350
>[Go tonight]
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>>4691368

Daisuke would instinctively retrieve a weapon.
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>>4691350
>[Go tonight]
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Alright then.

>[Take all three of you]
>[Send one of the others off with any runners, to lend the weight of a samurai's word when they reach a magistrate or shugenja]
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>>4691379
>[Take all three of you]

As much as it would be smart to send one of us, we may have need of other witnesses on this night.
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>>4691379
>[Take all three of you]
It's time for the boss fight, no need to split up the party. Although we should ask Sayaka how many days away she thinks her guards are, in we might need last minute reinforcements or a final note about what's going on to them in case we all die to whatever is happening.
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Uhh, lads?
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>>4691379
>>[Take all three of you]

We can just send an ashigaru to request the presence of of a magistrate. Since we will just need the testimonial of the samurai here present.
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>>4691379
>[Take all three of you]
Samurai or not, where the Taint is involved I doubt the Kuni are going to merely dismiss things out of hand
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>>4691379
>>[Take all three of you]
>>4691377
Good, Bow-Kun deserves respect!
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>>4691379
>Take all three of you]
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>>4691379
>[Take all three of you]
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>>4691379

>[Take all three of you]
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>panic two: electric boogaloo
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>>4691379
>[Take all three of you]
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>>4691463
It would appear Wong has been overtaken by sleep demons, beer angels or Family.
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>>4691379
>[Take all three of you]
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>>4691470
Goodnight then, sweet prince.
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I wonder, how the hell did Daichi know about the secret passage?
And the fact that he wasn't tainted when he allegedly beget Shirou is also weird. Maybe Shirou isn't actually tainted and just has a natural case of polydactily, and O-Tora gained an extra finger as a coincidence?
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>>4691485
I figured he found the passage when he set up at the tower. The extra finger is a bit harder to put down as a coincidence though.
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>>4691379
>[Take all three of you]
time to murderate
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I hope we don't get stuck with the castle/lands. That would ruin our plan to become the number one noodle reviewer in the Rukongai.
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>>4692028
if we cannot go to the noodles then the noodles will come to us
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>>4692028
But getting our own castle would help with developing our own bushi or advanced school and writing various pillowbooks with Sayaka's help.
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>>4692213
Well it isn't like fighting on the wall is gonna take us by that meany noodle shops either, unless of course we are going to be the only man brave enough to learn the secrets of shadowlands noodles.
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>>4692265
The secret is that the noodles are actually intestines taken from recent Crab patrols.
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>>4692265
>tfw the noodles are trying to strangle you but you have a thick crab neck
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>>4692299
Clearly the ninjas are hiding in the noodles, not the rice balls.
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>>4694467
>noodle in crab style
>no noodle ninjas in them

Ahhh, I see what Sayaka meant by Crab style now!
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>>4694520
So Scorpion noodles have ninjas in them?

Does Sayaka bathe in noodles?

Covering her unmentionables only barely with dangerously thin noodles?

How unhygienic.
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>>4694531
No reasonable person would choose Scorpion noodles over Crab noodles. It's why they put the ninjas in them. Stupid sexy Scorpions...
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>>4694531
Assume anything owned or used by a scorpion has ninjas in it until proven otherwise.
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Well, I accidentally archived the wrong thread. It should be obvious which the right one is after a few clicks, I misunderstood how suptg works or I would have marked the correct one with REAL or something.
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>>4695657
oof. Yeah, sup/tg/'s archival request system is an absolute pain in the dick. Would be nice if they had some way to edit the thread description under a certain amount of time...

You should probably inform the players in Swamp Lord what happened, in case they think it's the return of the misarchivist.
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>>4695657
Head to the suptg irc. Lord licorice is a pretty swell fella and will happily help in misarchiving. Deleting the thing so you can rearchive or changing the description, etc.
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>>4695725

God damn it. Now I won't be able to archive Swamp Lord correctly under its proper name? I don't even mess around with IRC,
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>>4695802
His email.
admin@thisisnotatrueending.com

Tell him nicely what the problem is and how it can be resolved.
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+5 exp if anyone can go to this IRC and get the problem fixed without me having to learn IRC.
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>>4695803

Already did.
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>>4696070
If you've already reached out to him via email, probably best for us not to. It'll double up and cause confusion.



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