>>4586159
>>T-dawg
>>Draco

If anyone gives us any smack, we shank them with our COSMIC SHANK!

Where we got it is a mystery...

>>4586159
>T-dawg
>Draco
I like both of these.

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>>4586159

You elect to sit with T-dawg and Draco at the Slytherin table. The situation goes smoother this time as VANGUARD and his booster rockets seem to be rather glum and don't block T-dawg from approaching the table.

The table breaks out into hushed whispers as he approach.

"assaulted-"
"I heard..."
"Testicular Bleeding..."
"Thug..."
"Mudblood foreigner..."
"Suspicious..."

Malfoy speaks plainly when he sees you approaching him.

"SMITH I can't be seen with this... Fellow. Remember our conversation yesterday?"

T-dawg furrows his brow and stands on his tippy toes in an attempt to whisper to you. You crouch a little.

"This be like some segregation shit." he says "Wigga snakes be racist AS FUCK."

"Yes." you reply. It looks like it's one or the other. Your housemates and friends are likely to judge you depending on who you choose for company here.

>Sit with Draco
>Sit with T-dawg.
>Write-in

>>4586205
>Sit with Draco
>I'll talk to you later T-Dawg

>>4586205
>Write-in
>Pretend Tyrone is descended from the Noble 'Dogg' house, stretching back to Roman times n shit nigga

Draco can get the c l o u t

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4586211 (1)
>>4586212 (2)

rolling for tie breaker

>>4586212
+1

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>>4586205

"I'll talk to you later T-Dawg."

He frowns at you "Shieeeeet you and I gotta talk about this." and he leaves with his hands in his robes.

You sit across from Draco.

"So..." you scramble for a topic "you like jazz?"

"What on earth is that? Some kind of muggle fruit?" He snorts disdainfully.

"It's a genera of music."

"Well whatever it is wizards have been making music for far longer and better." he says dismissively.

"Yeah and you better be thankful that Draco even let you sit here!" a pug faced witch sitting next to him interjects.

"Who are you?" You ask.

She flips her hair while casually side eyeing Draco "I am Pansy Pandora Parkinson, Heir of the Most Ancient and Noble house of Parkinson. And you are?" She says while smirking in a satisfied way.

"Ok." You continue your conversation with Malfoy "Draco I think that jazz is a very nice genera of music."

He seems to be holding back a smile for some reason.

Pansy looks a little angry at this and glares at you.

Looks like you have an obstacle towards gaining your FUNDING.

Wait- what was your plan for gaining FUNDING from Draco anyways?

>Seduction, like the woman at the bar daddy works at
>Friendship, the second best kind of ship (spaceships are first)
>Blackmail
>Write-in

I sleep. Back 7pm EST tomorrow.

>>4586284
>>Friendship, the second best kind of ship (spaceships are first)
>Preteen LURV

>>4586296
Supporting
We shall corrupt the Malfoy lineage with our chuunism

>>4586284
>Friendship, the second best kind of ship (spaceships are first)

Fren :DDDDD

>>4586284
>Friendship, the second best kind of ship (spaceships are first)

>>4586284
>>4586284
>Seduction, like the woman at the bar daddy works at
You're all cowards, but I'll accept friendship too.

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>>4586284

Yeah yeah. The whole reason you're paying attention to Draco instead of your future HUSBAND is not because you like him or something STUPID like that. But because you want to obtain his friendship.

Yeah, that's DEFINITELY it.

You continue with your small talk with Draco and learn a few things about him. His favorite animal is a snake and favorite color is lillac. Any further conversation is blocked by Pansy interrupting you.

You feel yourself growing closer to Draco.

The morning post arrives as a flurry of owls enters the great hall.

"Malfoy has anyone ever been pooped on by them?" you ask.

Pansy elliptically moves her eyes at you "Of course not you Mudblood" she tilts her pug like nose at you "I-".

A streak of white falls into her open mouth.

She faints.

"That's strange why wasn't there mail yesterday?" Hermione asks from a couple seats down.

"QM forgot." Ron says between mouthfuls of scrambled eggs.

"What?"
"What?"

You shrug and listen to HARRY read his newspaper.

"Break in at Gringotts

Investigations continue into the break-in at Gringotts on 31 July, widely believed to be the work of Dark wizards or witches unknown. Gringotts goblins today insisted that nothing had been taken. The vault that was searched had in fact been emptied the same day. "But we're not telling you what was in there, so keep your noses out if you know what's good for you," said a Gringotts spokesgoblin this afternoon"

His eyes widen in astonishment "That's when I went to Gringotts with-" he suddenly becomes silent.

>press
>don't

rip guess ill be back tomorrow at 7pm EST.

>>4587375
>>press

>>4587498
nigga why you go :(((((

>>4587636
no u

>>4587375
>Press
Harry has a LOAD of funding!

>>4587375
>press

>>4587375
press
>>4587874
"Harry, did you require funding as well?"

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>>4587375

"With who?" you press.

Harry looks apprehensively at you.

"I've been meaning to visit him... Er-you can come if you like."

Your cheeks heat up a little "O-ok."

"Cool. Um-after classes ok?"

"Y-yeah."

"But Sasha was going to go to the LIBRARY with me today!" Hermoine says.

>promise to go with HARRY
>promise to go with RED DWARF

With breakfast finished you and your friends make your way to your way to Transfiguration with the Hufflepuffs.

"And that's how I nearly lost my tounge." Ron finishes.

"Wow I didn't think that was possible." you say voicing the astonishment of your peers.

Even Malfoy looks impressed.

The lecture hall is empty save for a cat resting on the Professors desk

Who do you sit next to?

>HARRY
>Draco
>RED DWARF
>Ron
>A random Hufflepuff
>A random Slytherin

>>4588524
>promise to go with HARRY
I'm sorry Heroine. I have a impregnation fetish you can't satisfy.
>A random Slytherin
Let's increase our standing with fucking snakes.

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>>4588581

>>4588581

Roll 2d6 average of three. An 8+ is a success.

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)

>>4588590

Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d6)

>>4588590

>>4588596

...just why?

>>4588596 (2)
>>4588601 (3)

FAIL.

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)

>>4588590

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>>4588524

"What's your name?"

"Blaise."

You try to think of a common topic to win him over.

"What's your dad like?"

"Dead." He says while glaring at you with the fury of 1000 supernova stars.

You sense that he is not in the most agreeable of moods right now.

[Persuasion lvl 0 1/4]->[Persuasion lvl 0 2/4]

The lesson is uneventful except at the beginning when the Cat transforms into Professor Mcgonagall. You wonder if her other form consumes less oxygen...

Overall you learn that Transfiguration is used to change, create, and destroy things and elemental phenomena. Too bad that most tranfigurations are temporary unless overpowered. Even still you think that it seems pretty broken for wizards to be able to do this. After all in theory you could create any sort of material with this school of magic...

Transfiguration is governed by willpower and visualization and apparently the closest that one can get to "true wizardry" or free casting but it also makes it an exceptionally difficult branch of magic as focus needs to be divided threefold. First to the correct incantations and wand moment, second to the precise timing and frequency of magical pulses, and lastly to the proper visualization of the desired effect. This apparently makes transfiguration roughly 4 times harder to learn than charms and useless when the caster cannot concentrate, the notable exception being masters of the art.

Mcgonagall shows the matches to needles spell and instructs the class to practice on their own before casually creating several match sticks on every students desk.

You pull out your book and begin following the instructions...

>Roll 2d6 to see how your practice goes

At the end of the lesson you feel that:

>Transfiguration is extremely useful
>Transfiguration is useful but it's difficulty to master means that it's better to pursue other subjects OTHER than ASTRONOMY of course (Choose a subject).
>Write-in

I sleep. Be back tommorow at 7pm EST

>>4588645
>>Transfiguration is extremely useful

Turn random shit into rocket fuel. Turn random people into frogs.

>>4588645
>Transfiguration is extremely useful
Any long term space flight will require an RTG or nuclear reactor of some kind to provide power, plus ion engines would require power. We could hypothetically do rocks to uranium with transfigurations. Plus it makes life support significantly easier if we can just magic shit into food and water

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)

>>4588645
>Transfiguration is extremely useful

>>4588998
Ahh oh well.

>>4588661
>>4588673

need 2 more rolls of 2d6

Rolled 3, 2, 4, 2 = 11 (4d6)

eh screw it I'll just roll

>>4588673
There are certain limits to transfiguration. You could probably do most of the things on the list barring the creation of food (as per Gamp's Law).

Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6)

>>4589506

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>>4588645

You feel the magic flow seamlessly into your wand. INTENT giving it form and INCANTATION empowering it as your wand shapes the expression of the spell. Until Blaise "accidentally" bumps into you causing you to mess up your last wand movement. The results are quite strange. The match has turned inside out somehow. You make note of his TRANSGRESSION in your book of GRUDGES.

FAILED to learn [matches to needles]

[Transfiguration lvl 0]->[Transfiguration lvl 0 1/16]

At then end of the lesson you feel that Transfiguration is extremely useful despite your first attempts. The ability to create matter out of nothing and create ROCKET fuel out of thin air is simply too ridiculous to pass up.

However Professor Mcgonagall did mention that there were limits with regards to the possible transformations done. Some RESEARCH with your textbooks would help explain. Of course you could always just ask her. However this is liable to make you late for your next class, History with the Ravenclaws.

>ask about the limits of transfiguration (cursory but masterful explanation of limits, likely to include some more recent information not listed in books)
>figure out on your own time (detailed explanation of limits, will take some free time later unless you have some help)
>forget about it.

>>4589556
>>ask about the limits of transfiguration (cursory but masterful explanation of limits, likely to include some more recent information not listed in books)

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>>4589556

"What are the exact limits of Transfiguration Professor?"

Her stern visage seems to yield an iota before your curiosity.

"There are a few. In addition to not being able to create food, love, true life, magical energy, and knowledge you cannot transfigure a portion of one material into another, complicated objects are also essentially impossible to conjure."

"Why can't you create food?"

"No one knows. Though that certainly hasn't stopped wizard from trying... Recently there have been experiments attempting to convert wood into sugar. Of course these have all been fraught with failures the best that can be done is conversion of it into an unpalatable sap." She says while pursing her lips.

"Of course food can be still be created indirectly through growth spells and existing food enlarged using the charm [Engrogo]. Though the results cannot sustain one for long."

"And what about turning a part of a thing into another?"

"It is significantly more difficult to create than it is to change items permanently so understandably the notion partial transfiguration has been one of the holy grail that transfiguration masters have aspired to. It would allow them to create out of air alone."

"There have been tales of Tibetian wizards who have reportedly succeeded at such feats. But they're isolation make it difficult for outsiders to investigate their achievements."

You think for a moment.

"You said that complex machines are ESSENTIALLY impossible to make? What does that mean? Isn't creating life much harder?"

"TEMPORARY life." Mcgonagall scolds. "To simplify it... Terra has not yet recognized mechanical creations as part of herself and thus her magic is less than pliant when shaping it. Only an advanced ritual could really make it possible. But I think you've dawdled enough. You better get to your next class Smith."

Your eye twitches a little.

The corners of her mouth lift a little. "You should also see "Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations" by Billbar the Bald in the [LIBRARY]. And 2 points to Slytherin for your curiosity.".

[...]

1/2

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>>4589634

One your way to history you bump into T-dawg who asks to speak to you privately by some suits of armor.

"Hey there Sash-. I've been starting a biz. I know some guys who can get stuff, services too." He says while leaning casually.

"What kind of services and stuff?"

"Shieet just about anything. Ingredients, potions, notes, past tests, enchantmented items, cheating shit, food, drinks. You can even hire peeps to do some work for you. But it's all gonna cost you some ʛ."

"ʛ?"

"Gold. Wiggas be callin it galleons."

>current ʛ:0

"Wow thanks T-dawg."

"Don't just thank me baby girl tell your friends. See if they need some extra shit and tell them to find me."

"I guess your getting some money out of this."

"Hell yeah I am. A shit ton."

"So are you still growing your plants?"

"Nah, mail order wiggas got me beat on ingredients. Best I can do is grow some really rare shit. Need to get some ʛ for them SEEDS first."

"Ok I'll talk to you later T-dawg."

"Nah come sit with me. Binns is a shit teacher anyways. Besides he gives the same tests every year..." He looks around before whispering "and guess who's got the answer key?"

>sit next to T-dawg
>sit next to someone else (who?)

I sleep. Back on SATURDAY at 7pm EST.

And happy new year to you all :)

>>4589639
>>sit next to T-dawg
>>4589656
Happy new year’s to you too qm

>>4589639
>>sit next to T-dawg

>>4589639
>sit next to T-dawg
>>4589656
Happy new year and thanks for running.

>>4589639
>sit next to T-dawg
Happy new year

>>4589656
fappy new year!

>sit next to T-dawg

>>4589634
>>4589556
>carry safe, highly compressible helium into orbit
>transfigure helium into xenon into secondary tank
>use in hall effect thruster
>sweet, sweet delta-v essentially for free

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>>4589639

"Ok i'll sit with you."

You sit next to T-dawg at a graffiti ridden desk.

"Thanks baby girl. For that I'll let the morning slide."

"Why do you want to sit next to me so much?"

He suddenly looks down. How strange. You also look down in an attempt to discover what is so interesting about the ground but find nothing.

Binns floats through the door to his office like a time lapse of pale Luna. The rest of the class seem to be half asleep.

What novelty you anticipated being taught by a ghost rapidly diminishs as the Professor opens his spectral mouth.

"Good morning class. Apologies for being late my alarm clock broke. My name is Professor Binns. I am the history teacher for Hogwarts. Our Curriculum will consist of several topics which I will cover later. For now I will Begin lecturing."

"A-anyways." T-dawg says attempting to regain his spunk. "You-"

"Mr.Zwicher no talking in class." Binns says.

T-dawg growls a little.

"Your last name is Zwicher?" you whisper.

"Naw it be Brown. Binns just forgets his students like snitchs forget their loyalties."

The rest of history is quite a waste. Several of your classmates fall asleep as the lesson covers minute events surrounding the first goblin war. Not even the actual war. Like Binns literally spent 20 minutes of his lesson lecturing about if Gif the Flayer's name was actually pronounced "Jif the Player".

You do manage to narrow down the prices for some items from T-dawg

>(1ʛ is nominally 5 pounds but really like 10 pounds in terms of purchasing power)

>Wizard Tent (30ʛ) bigger on the inside! 100 meters squared of space. Contains running water heating, and basic furniture.
>Enchanted Telescope (10ʛ) this telescope is enchanted with True-Sight enabling it to see past non solid obstructions e.g. the atmosphere and clouds.
>Dicta-Quill (3ʛ) Converts speech to text on command.

>Complete 1st year notes and past Exam bank (5ʛ), will let you goof off in class as long as you cram enough before exams. Combined with "Homework Completion" you can save a lot of time.
>Homework completion (1/4ʛ per assignment)
>Upper year spell tutoring (1-10ʛ/spell) auto learn a spell of your choice, still takes time but less than if you attempted to learn on your own. Cost varies depending on spell difficulty.

"How can I make money T-dawg?"

"Hmm... Quick money means gambling or bets. But if you're looking for stability you could always do peeps homework, notes and shit. It's all bout givin people what they want."

"Thanks."

You make your way to the great hall for lunch, planting your posterior next to...

>HARRY
>DRACO
>HERMOINE
>RON
>T-DAWG

Sorry for late post got caught up in something.

>>4591778
>>DRACO

I sleep. Back tomorrow 7pm EST.

>>4591778
>DRACO
Must... continue.... progress

>>4591778
>>HERMOINE

>>4591778
>DRACO

>>4591778
>DRACO

>>4591778
>>HERMOINE

>>4591778
>>DRACO

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>>4591778

You sit next to DRACO.

He seems somewhat uncomfortable about this situation like an astronaut who has to piss in a bag.

"I see that your sitting next to me again..."

"I would like to become friends." you reply.

His eyes narrow.

>talk about ways to make money
>talk about politics
>ask for a loan (how much?)
>ask about something personal (what?)

>>4593027
>Talk about ways to make money
Gotta get that CAPITAL

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>>4593027

"I'm looking to make some money..." you begin.

"Is this why you want to be "friends" SMITH so you can make me your niffler?" Draco sneers.

"N-no." you lie. "I a-also like your style. Haha."

Draco rolls his eyes.

"Listen SMITH my father already prepared for this. You'll have little to gain from me. I don't even get an allowance." he says somewhat glumly

"Ok I just wanted to talk about ways we could make money."

"Well..." He scans the table.

"That third year girl there." He says while pointing at your former bully METEOR.

"I've heard that you've dealt with her. Some might say that she FEARS you..."

"OK."

Draco smacks his head.

"So you should do something about that."

"What?"

"Take. Advantage. Of. The. Situation." Draco says slowly.

"I. Don't. Understand." you say slowly back.

"Merlin SMITH, I'm telling you to take advantage of her for your own gain!" Draco snaps a little too loudly.

Once peoples heads are turned away Malfoy speaks to you again in a hushed down tone.

"Collect some protection ʛ from her. You have some friends don't you? The-boy-who-punched and that American hooligan on your side..." he says nastily.

There's a dramatic pause.

"Do it." He whispers.

>DO IT (GANGSTER mode)
>"No way that's EVIL."
>"Y-yeah totally..." (Attempt to impress Draco while not going through with it)
>"Don't insult my friends."

>>4593114
>"No way that's EVIL."

>>4593114
>DO IT (GANGSTER mode)

>>4593114
>"No way that's EVIL."
I thought you were better than that.

>>4593114

DO IT (AUTISM GANGSTER ACTIVATE)

We get caught, attribute it to AUTISM.

I sleep. back tomorrow @ 7pm EST.

>>4593114
>DO IT (GANGSTER mode)
>Remember that sometimes immoral actions must be taken to achieve great things-
>Flashbacks to Operation Paperclip
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip

>>4593114
>>DO IT (GANGSTER mode)
We’re in this house for a reason

>>4593114
>DO IT (GANGSTER mode)

>>4593114
n-no drako-kun, that's evil!

>>4593159
>>4593235
>>4593333 based and checked
>>4593564
>>4593726

Give me 2d6. Average of 3 8+ is success.

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)

>>4594408

NO WHAMMIESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>4594408

Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d6)

>>4594408

>>4594410 (7)
>>4594412 (5)
>>4594413 (7)

avg 6.33 FAIL

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>>4593114

You get up and prep your most intimidating face.

METEOR seems to be sitting with Pansy who seems to have recovered from this mornings ordeal. The two of them turn to face you as you approach.

"I've heard that people who cross me are accident prone like poorly maintained space shuttles" You say grimly.

"W-what?" METEOR seems to get a bit nervous.

Pansy on the other hand is not impressed and haughtily interrupts your INTIMIDATION "Don't listen to her Matilda. SMITH simply can't resist her BASE nature. Unlike us civilized folk she only knows how to extort rather than create."

Maybe if you had a threatening object things would work out differently...

[Persuasion lvl 0 2/4]->[Persuasion lvl 0 3/4]

"Y-yeah I won't forget what you've did to me!" METEOR says.

"Now scamper away mudblood." Pansy says while making a shooing gesture. "Leave us proper witches alone."

The rest of the table is looking at the situation approvingly. You feel a little embarrassed.

>back down to avoid attention.
>back down and ambush later.
>Punch Pansy in the face.
>Say something (what?)

>>4594538
We're abandoning our roots too much
>Reject Wizard cartel return to SPACE SCIENCE and pound Pansy with SPACE facts

>>4594538
>Never back down from a challenge and let no one challenge you.
>Arrange an "accident"
I suggest enchanting her shoes to trip or skirt to be blown up- maybe slip in some potion into her lunch?
Also, Draco, I love you honey but ever fucking do that again.

>>4594538
>Punch Pansy in the face.

>>4594643

Supporting this, but let's find a way to incorporate SPACE into this vengeance.

Keep our autistic roots while embracing our inner-Slytherin

I sleep. Back tomorrow at 7pm EST.

>>4594664

Spaccceeee vengeanceeee

>>4594664
>>4594682
Is there a way we could launch her into the air? Maybe see if T-Dawg has anything that will make her seeing stars and freak out?

>>4594538
>Punch Pansy in the face.
Tried and true.

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>>4594538


"No." you say with the finality of a rocket reaching escape velocity.

"EXCUSE ME?" Pansy says.

"You heard what I said or are you deaf in one ear like Leland Devon Melvin?" you say while staring at her.

"Hmph." She ignores you.

Your FIST twitches. But you restrain yourself. Too many eyes on the cat and the popo are eating grub at the same speakeasy as you.

You may not know any SPELLS to cause Pansy trouble but you could arrange an "accident" in flying class which you have next. After all, You've heard that the brooms are quite shoddy and worn down...

Though maybe Hermione can teach you a spell. She did say she knew the knockback jinx...

Of course you could also ask T-dawg for some "special" toys...


>Find T-dawg
>Just punch her
>Ask Hermione for some spells
>Stand there

>>4595491
>>Find T-dawg

>>4595491
>Find T-dawg
This is a hit, T-Dawg. I'm icing her.

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>>4595491

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CudYgvGGcgY

You casually walk over to the Ravenclaw table where T-dawg is sitting.

"pst pst."

He chuckles "Hell, am I a cat or something?"

"I need something... Special." you say.

"Your look says it all baby girl. Cash me in the hall."

Once in the hall T-dawg leads you into an empty classroom with blinds covering it's windows. Tiny molts of dust are illuminated by the sunlight seeping through the cracks between the blinds.

"I need something that will make Pansy Parkinson see stars." you say while seating yourself across from desk that T-dawg is sitting at.

T-dawg smiles "Shieeet, if I didn't see your face I'd be thinking that you wanted to be her friend or some shit."

"So what do you have? Preferably astronomy themed. I'm a woman of refined tastes."

"Well anything you get from me's gunna cost ya. Specailly cuz it be so short order. Ain't got no astronamy prank items either. But I'll tell you what, I'll wave the fee just this one time."

He stand us looks outside and scowls "Wiggas need to LEARN.".

Choose 1:
>1 Dr Filibuster's Fabulous Wet-Start, No-Heat Fireworks (fuse is lit with water)
>1 dung bomb (smelly grenade)
>Bulbadox powder (causes boils on contact.)

T-dawg tells you that he'll go retrieve the item and leave it in the hall by the pitch.

"Can't you just give it to me?" you ask.

"Nah. Pausable deniability and all that shit. So when we head back make it look like we argued or some shit."

"What, why?"

"Don't want them snakes catching on that you had help."

HARRY, Ron, and RED DWARF come bursting in and ruin the mood.

Ron is the first to speak up "Hey their sista, were just here because the QM wanted to give us some screen time since we've be neglected as a source of information and ideas for so long."

"Oh be quiet!" Hermione snaps "I SAW you argue with that witch. What on EARTH were you thinking? You could of both lost Slytherin points. And you know how they look at us." Hermione lectures.

You feel a little annoyed.

You turn to look at HARRY who awkward (but in a very attractive way) says "erm-hey?"

[...]

GOD that was close. You almost passed out again.

>Tell everyone your plan
>Don't

I sleep. Back tomorrow with more @ 7pm EST.

>>4595600
>1 dung bomb (smelly grenade)
We'll do it during broom class when everyone is together, slip in her pocket or something for maximum humiliation.
>Don't
They don't need to be involved.

>>4595600

> Dung bomb

crap needs crap

>>Don't

No outside interference.

>>4595600
>>1 Dr Filibuster's Fabulous Wet-Start, No-Heat Fireworks (fuse is lit with water)
>>Don't

no thread today go watch history happen

new post tomorrow at 7pm ESt.

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>>4595600

"Sasha honey?" Ron says.

"Sorry I almost lost consciousness for a moment." you admit.

"Just what we're you doing with HIM?" Hermione says while pointing accusingly at T-dawg who just shrugs.

"I was just talking with T-dawg about something private."

Hermione tenses "What do you mean?"

"Well I-"

"She was telling him about her PRIVATES HERMIONE it's RUDE to pry you know!" Ron sasses

"O-oh." Hermione flushes and looks down.

HARRY looks between you and T-dawg a little confused.

[...]

As you and your friends (minus Malfoy) make your way out to the Quidditch pitch you excuse yourself to go to the restroom.

But what your REALLY DOING is getting a dung bomb from the hollowed out armpit of a suit of armor. A bit of paper attached to the oddly meatball looking item reads:

"Made with REAL troll dung! Arm with the sting and let it blow!"

You smile. Like with like. Pansy Parkinson is going to be sleeping with the space fishes soon. You'll relish the look on her face as you punish her by making her gag...

All that's left is figuring out how to get this to her...

BONUSES TO ROLL WITH WELL THOUGHT OUT/ELABORATE PLANS.

>slip it into her pocket.
>just throw it at her.
>get someone else to set it off beside her.
>write-in

>>4597594

Once we get on our brooms, we can do a fly-by, bump into her, and, in the confusion, slip it into her pocket.

She already thinks we're stupid and pigheaded enough, so we can use that to our advantage.

>>4597594
Plant it somewhere in the bushes, then make her fall off her broom and onto it.

If we plant it where there's normally heavy foot traffic we can pass it off as Pansy bumbling into a prank meant for someone else to avert suspicion.

We'll probably need to get the squad to cause a distraction to get the eyes of the students and Hooch while we be sneaky. Maybe spur Draco into intitating the Neville rememberall incident in canon and tell Harry to ham it up?

no consensus. I sleep. back on SUNDAY at 7pm EST.

>>4597594
>HARRY looks between you and T-dawg a little confused.
Don't worry Harry, it's only your children I want inside me. I can't wait.

>>4597721
I support this.

>>4597721
yup this

>>4597721
>support

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>>4597594

After making sure that no one is around you plant the dung bomb in... Well-the pitch is pretty flat so you just rip up some grass and attempt to cover it discreetly. The result is... Serviceable and you join the rest of your peers by some brooms on the ground.

"Good afternoon and welcome to your first flying lesson. " the Madam Hooch says neatly..

"Well what are you waiting for? Stand on the left side of your brooms hold out your hand and say 'up'."

"Up." You COMMAND to the broom on the ground.

You broom snaps up to your hands. It seems only you and HARRY were the ones to get it on the first try.

Your heart beats a little faster. Could this be FATE?

>nah
>yes

eventually everyone gets their brooms into their hands (some of your peers elect to pick theirs off the ground.)

Satisfied Hooch continues "Now I want you to mount your brooms and on my whistle kick off the ground. HARD. Hover for a few seconds then SLOWLY tilt your broom down towards the ground and land."

"One." You get excited. You're finally going on your maiden flight, even if it's only in atmosphere.

"Two." "You wonder how Hogwarts looks from above."

"Thr-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Looks like Neville is losing control over his broom. You watch as he spins and streaks through the air like a malfunctioning rocket. He eventually falls from a great height causing him to break his arm. You notice that he's also wet himself again.

Madame Hooch takes him to the infirmary. But makes the threat of expulsion clear if anyone attempts to fly.

Pansy picks a glass ball off the pitch looks around hurriedly and sniffs it deeply with a look of intoxication on her face.

Thinking quickly you approach her and say "Race you for the ball."

Everyone turn to look at a mortified Pansy

"W-what ball?"

Clearly that ball is important to her in some way... And she wants to keep it a secret...

"I must have FORGOTTEN. Being competitive sure makes me FORGET things hahah." You say while maintaining eye contact with Pansy.

She purses her lips and mounts her broom.

"To the edge of the field and back." You say.

She nods.

"What are you DOING?" Hermione lectures.

"N-not that I don't like that rebellious side of you." She adds shyly.

"I'm making her an offer she can't refuse. Like the Americans and Soviet offers to the Nazi Rocket Scientists after WW2."

"What?"

You and Pansy take off.

roll 2d6+2 to knock her off her broom "by accident."

Rolled 1, 5 + 2 = 8 (2d6 + 2)

>>4601996
"Houston, she's about to have a problem..."

Rolled 2, 3 + 2 = 7 (2d6 + 2)

>>4602026

LUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Rolled 2, 1 + 2 = 5 (2d6 + 2)

rolling since I want to get this update out before I peace.

>>4602026 (8)
>>4602031 (7)
>>4602078 (5)

Avg 7 FAIL.

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>>4601996

You push your broom HARD. As you and Pansy speed down the pitch the wind whips in your face. You smile.

You peers bellow you look like ANTS. The rush of excitement invigorates you as you continue lean forwards forgetting all of your troubles. SPEED and FREEDOM.

When you come to you realize you've flown a little too far.

You think that grey speck in the distance is Hogwarts...

You also spot a glint of SILVER in the woods bellow...

>check out the SILVER for a potential source of FUNDING (exciting!)
>Head back (boring)

I sleep. Back tomorrow with new post at 7pm EST. Hopefully on time.

>>4602102
>>check out the SILVER for a potential source of FUNDING (exciting!)

>>4602102
>>check out the SILVER for a potential source of FUNDING (exciting!)
Could be a METEOR FRAGMENT

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>>4602102

You tilt your broom down and descend towards the glint of SILVER.

It looks like liquid mercury. But a quick poke with a stick tells you that it's much less thick...

The liquid leads into some bushes which you pry apart. Only to find horrifying sight.

Before you lays a creature of myth. Slain by a gash running along it's neck with it's limbs mutilated beyond recognition. It's eyes hang out of it's sockets in a grotesque manner.

A dead unicorn lays at your feet.

>Give me a 2d6+1 composure check. Average of 3 8+ is success.

Rolled 5, 4 + 1 = 10 (2d6 + 1)

>>4603334

Rolled 5, 6 + 1 = 12 (2d6 + 1)

>>4603334

Rolled 1, 3 + 1 = 5 (2d6 + 1)

>>4603334

>>4603342 (10)
>>4603345 (12)
>>4603409 (5)

avg 9 PASS. Writing.

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>>4603334

You breath carefully in and out. Steadying the pulsar pulse of your heartbeat.

You carefully listen and look for any signs of life.

The forest is unnaturally quite.

Is occurs to you to grab some of it's tail hairs. Since you remember them being used in wands they should be of some value.

>[10 unicorn tail hairs]

Plucking them is quite difficult and morbid. You try to avert your eyes to the best ability slowing you down greatly. Perhaps if you weren't so squeamish you could seize situations like this in the future...

"SASHA?"

"SASHA?"

You seem to hear someone yelling your voice.

Curious you mount your broom and fly upwards.

HARRY has a look of relief on his face.

"SASHA you're ok!"

"Y-yeah. Haha." You say smoothly.

A gentle gust of wind blows between you. You look down.

"L-lets head back." you say after a a countdown timers worth of silence.

"Wait. Er-Sasha. I really l-."

"LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU CAN FLY SO WELL BUT REALLY WISH THAT YOU WOULDN'T GO OFF ON YOU OWN!!" Hermione screams as she approach unsteadily but rapidly in the distance.

Wow. Seems like all your peers are trudging along behind her. Even the Gryffindors!

"Wow it seems like all our peers are here HARRY! Even the Gryffindors!" you say.

Harry averts your gaze.

"Erm-yeah."

"Are you OK?" you ask a little concerned.

"Well what I want-"

He's interrupted again RED DWARFS heaving. "LETS. HEAD. BACK." She says a little manically her eyes darting wildly between you and HARRY.

Feeling a little scared, you agree.

[...]

The way back is uneventful.

When everyone touch down on the pitch again your sights are drawn to Madame Hooch who seems to be curled into the fetal position and muttering.

"Gone. Gone. All gone. Dissipated. Vanished. Thin air. Flying. Ha. Flying. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

"P-professor?" A tall looking Gryffindor boy asks.

She suddenly whips out her wand "Back FOUL daemon! BOMBARDA MAX-MHPPPPP!!"

You blink. You blink again. You rub your eyes and even then you still can't believe it.

Pansy seems to have thrown Neville's Glass ball Directly into Madame Hooch's open mouth. Preventing her from casting her spell.

HARRY takes this chance to wickedly whip the wacky woman wand out of her hand.

"GET HER!" Malfoy shouts as the Gryffindors leap into action tackling Hooch to the ground and sitting on her.

"I-i'll get a teacher." Ron says.

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" Hooch shrieks.

[...]

Classes are cancelled for the rest of the day on account of one the professors going insane.

On the bright side it seems you have some free time for the rest of the day. Plus you didn't even get in trouble!

Choose three.

>Visit the Sorting Hat
>Hang out with DRACO (doing what?)
>Go to the [LIBRARY] with Hermione
>Get the Unicorn Hairs appraised
>Teach a SPACE lesson
>Write-in

I sleep. Back tomorrow at 7pm EST.

>>4603497
>>Hang out with DRACO (doing what?)

Gotta break him out of his tsundere shell with inquiries about the unicorn hairs. With copious amounts of autistic space blather.

>>4603497
>>Visit the Sorting Hat

>>4603497
>Get the unicorn hairs appraised

>>4603565
>>4603680
>>4604197
+1

>>4603497
>Go to the [LIBRARY] with Hermione
>Get the Unicorn Hairs appraised

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>>4603497

You knock on Draco's door.

"Draco."

You knock on Draco's door.

"Draco."

You knock on Draco's door.

"Draco."

The door swings open and Draco rolls his eyes at you "Yes SASHA?".

"I wanted to hang out."

"And what are we going to talk about? Your love of muggles and my hatred of them?" he says sarcastically

"No."

Both of you stand their awkwardly for a few seconds.

"Oh yeah I found these unicorn hairs today." you say holding the silvery threads in front of you.

Malfoy's eyes go wide before they narrow.

"And I'm supposed to believe that a unicorn GAVE you not one, not TWO, but-MERLIN, TEN?! of it's tail hairs?"

"W-well GIVE is a strong word..." You say nervously while also remembering how you ripped them out of its mutilated body.

"SMITH" Malfoy grips your shoulders seriously like the grip of a service structure on a rocket prelaunch "How. Did. You. Get. The. Hairs?"

>"Internet"
>"I just found them."
>tell him the truth
>write-in

No response. I sleep. Back tommorow at 7pm EST

>>4604592
>"I just found them."
We must be elusive, yet direct. Like a comet.

>>4604592
>>"I just found them."

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>4605887

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bro I keep trying to post but it just doesn't work. CURSE YOU TODD HOWARD.

>>4605894

if you are using the text box to write said posts, then you're going to have a bad time... f

>>4604592

"I just found them."

"SERIOUSLY SMITH? You expect me to believe such a boldfaced lie? Are you saying that I, Draco Malfoy; Heir to the Malfoy Fortune, would so simple minded as to accept such a RIDICULOUS and ABSURD tale?"

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>>4605920

"It just works." You say confidently

He scowls. "Go away. You're making my brain not work."

>>4605929
You stare at him with your eyes wide. Hoping that they'll have the same effect as they do on Daddy.

"B-but I want to be friends with you."

>>4605932

Malfoy Looks exceedingly constipated.

"F-fine!" He sputters. "I'm only doing this because of how pathetic you look anyways." He finishes while kicking the doorway.

>>4605935
What do you do with Malfoy?
>invite him to stargaze with you later
>ask him to accompany you on your errands.
>write-in

>>4605941

>Invite him to stargaze with you later ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )
>ask him to accompany you on your errands

>>4605941
>>ask him to accompany you on your errands.

>>4605941
>>invite him to stargaze with you later
Time to educate this prole

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>>4605941

"I'm going to get these hairs appraised and see the sorting hat. Do you want to come with me and stargaze after?" You ask.

"F-fine." He grumbles. "But you don't need to get those hairs appraised. My family owns a ranch. Those hairs should go for around 2ʛ each. Or 20ʛ for the lot.".

"That's alot!"

"Unicorns are very fickle and shy creatures Smith. To get even a single hair is an endeavor in and of itself. Not that you would know." He says smugly

You feel a little upset by his tone and his repeated use of you forbidden name. So you grip his arms and look him dead in the eye.

"Don't call me SMITH unless you want to sleep with the fishes." you growl.

He blanches a little "Yes mommy."

"What?"
"What?"

The ensuing road to the headmasters office is silent one indeed. The two of you bumble your way thanks to some helpful portraits.

You and Draco arrive at what appears to be the entrance. Two massive pillars flank a POWERFULL looking brass raven. I reminds you of a space shuttle.

"Well sM-Sasha any bright ideas?" Malfoy sneers.

"I suppose we can ask a portrait?"

You turn to a nearby portrait of a woman in a gazeboo.

"Greetings. My compatriot and I seek passage into the headmasters office. Would you be so kind as to direct us toward realizing that endeavor?"

The portrait lady sips some tea before back-washing it back into her cup.

"You know if you do this alot the tea eventually turns into your spit!" she says enthusiastically while licking her lips.

Gross.

"I especially enjoy sucking on SHEBERT LEMONS and regurgitating the juices to add flavor~!" She says while moaning

Double gross.

Oh wait looks like the statue is ascending and dragging a spiral staircase with it! Looks like you're a genius after all!

"Draco, looks like I'm a genius after all!" you exclaim.

He crosses his arms "Uh huh."

"Bye bye sweeties I hope you have fun on your date~." The statue teases.

>"WE'RE NOT DATING!"
>spill your spaghetti
>write-in

I sleep. Back tomorrow at 7pm EST.

>>4606009
>spill your spaghetti
The spaghet must flow

>>4606009
>>spill your spaghetti

>>4606009
>spill your spaghetti
LOTSA SPAGHET

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>>4606009

You begin sweating profusely. "H-haha w-what a funny joke D-Draco."

You glance over in his direction intending to anchor yourself with his retort.

He seems to be avoiding your gaze. A tinge of pink dusts his ears like the red hot glow of a command capsule entering atmosphere.

"Y-yes quite a SILLY joke! HAHAHAHAHA." He says a little too loudly.

GOD he's so cute.

WAIT. OH NO.

NO HARRY'S the one you want to get married to. Not Draco. Draco's supposed to be your FRIEND who bank rolls you, even if he looks so cute and PATHETIC when he's embarrassed.

Though being married to both of them would be...

Your face flares hot as a corona and you feel a bit woozy.

[...]

Your name is DRACO MALFOY; heir to the MALFOY fortune. Your crush-er CLASSMATE has just collapsed on top of you and your PUNY body can only support her for so long.

Part of you regrets everything. First laying eyes on her on the express, being shouted at by her, watching her lecture, sitting with her during classes, and finally agreeing to come with her on this STUPID trip to the headmasters office only to be teased and forced to carry her stupidly tall body up to the headmasters office.

The other part of you wants to cherish this moment and NEVER let her go.

You sigh.

But father and mother would never approve of you dating a mud-muggleborn, no matter how exotic looking and nice smelling they are.

MERLIN

This is dangerous. SHE'S dangerous. You've only known her for 3 day's and you've fallen for her. Though you know that she's no vella, thanks to he freckles, the possibility of a love potion is... Also unlikely since you have no urge to do EVERYTHING she asks...

So WHY? WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HER?! OF all the witches in your year why did it have to be a...

No you can't think it any more. You can't stand the looks she gives you when you use that word.

You knock on the headmasters door only for it to swing open for you. Dumbledore rests on his desk like a wretched king on his throne.

A look of concern graces his features "Mr.Malfoy what happened?"

"It's nothing. She just collapsed."

He purses his lips and with the wave of his wand summons a velvet sofa.

You place her down gently and your TRAITOROUS eyes cant help but linger on her still form.

You turn to Dumbledoor only to find him looking at you. His eye's twinkling.

"And are you alright Mr.Malfoy?"

You have the urge to tell him to shove off but instead offer up a curt nod. Wouldn't do to embarrasses yourself in front of Daddy's main political rival.

He furrow his brow before waving his wand over her still form.

You resist the urge to point your wand at him.

The old cogger chuckles at you "Well. It appears that Miss Smith is in fine condition."

"N-not like I care."

The wrinkly nutsack THE NERVE to chuckle at you again and then points his wand at Sasha and says "ENERVATE.".

[...]

>>4607244

Your name is Sasha Sagan-Starbound. You remember collapsing. Now Professor Dumbledoor and MALFOY are standing over you.

WAIT. OH GOD.

"Er. I came here to see the sorting hat. Sir." You squeak out doing your best to avoid looking in MALFOY'S direction.

Dumbledore eyes twinkle at you before he suddenly stumbles backwards a little.

You sit up. "Are you ok sir?"

He clears his throat and steady's himself on a nearby table. "Yes. Please forgive me. The trappings of age surround me."

"Ok."

"And what about you Miss Smith is your fainting anything to be worried about?" He asks with concern.

"No I just do it whenever I get really..." You look down "embarrassed."

You hear Dumbledoor chuckle.

"We're here to chat with the sorting hat. Then we'll be on our way." Malfoy interjects.

"Oh yes of course. The sorting hat is over on that cabinet there. I'll be my quarters to give you some privacy." He smiles.

Now you're all alone with DRACO. Who you MAY have a TINY ITTY BITTY like COSMIC dusties crush on.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>grab the hat and chat with it
>attempt to communicate you feelings to Draco (what do you say?)
>write-in

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4607246
>>attempt to communicate you feelings to Draco (what do you say?)

>1 = autistic screech, as we have no clue how to process our newfound love (though not so much as to scare him off)
>2 = be smooth and cheeky-- say a space-related pick-up line

>>4607304

Changing to 2.

Something something gravitational something, because I might just be falling for you...

Something along those lines...

>>4607246
>attempt to communicate you feelings to Draco (what do you say?)
"You know, once something reaches the event horizon of a black hole, nothing, not even light, can escape it... The attraction is just too strong. As for what happens when something is caught, well... Who knows?"

Then be smooth and cover the subtext up with trivia about Sagittarius A, the closest black hole to Earth, a mere 25,000 light years!

>>4607326
Whoops, should be HR 6819. Sag is the closest Supermassive.

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>>4607246

"Did you know the closest black hole to Earth, HR 6819, is a mere 1,120 light years away." you say casually.

"Sasha what in MERLIN'S name does this ha-"

https://youtu.be/R6RD6mjiIZE?t=19

You put your finger on his lips. Silencing him like a vacuum.

"You know, once something reaches the event horizon of a black hole, nothing, not even light, can escape it... The attraction is just too strong. As for what happens when something is caught, well... Who knows?"

Draco's eyes dart widely desperately attempting to look everywhere but your face.

But he can't escape. Not now. He's been caught.

>name some things you like about Draco.

I sleep. Back tomorrow at 7pm EST.

>>4607368

>personality
>drive
>appearance

Then be uber-smooth and attempt to do what the acronym spells PDA-- but not enough to look clingy or autistic

Ok I fucked up not going to be able to run today like I said. Be back on SUNDAY at 7pm EST.

>>4607368
The way he carries himself???

very cool thing you got going on here :)

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>>4607368

Your heart pulses. But seizing your momentum you begin to pour your feelings out.

"I love the your personality."

Draco flushes adorably.

"Your drive."

You inch your face closer to his.

"Your appearance...."

He TREMBLES. As you lean over to whisper in his ear:

"The way you carry yourself..."

You back away awaiting his response.

His entire body seems to be undergoing LARGE tectonic shifts as your comments send his mantle into flux. Like 10km wide asteroids hitting the earth.

After a moment he speaks his embarrassment replaced by a serious expression.

You hope he likes you too, you can already see the harem forming... Hehe.

"It can't work."

You eye's go wide "W-what?".

"Sasha, my parents would never approve of me dating someone like..."

"A mudblood?" You say with all the acidity of Venus's atmosphere.

"Um-Sasha I-."

"SHUT UP."

GOD you like a boy and you can't even HOLD HANDS with him without your supposed "mudbloodedness" getting in the way. You've put your feelings on the table only for them to be IGNORED like cosmic background radiation. It makes you FURIOUS.

The critical moment has come. You decide to:

>Give up on him. If he doesn't have the WILL to pursue you in spite of his prejudiced he's not worth much. You've spent too much time chasing him compared to your DREAM anyways.
>Pursue him regardless of what his FOOLISH parents might think even if it'll be difficult.
>Lash out.
>write-in.

>>4610603
>>Pursue him regardless of what his FOOLISH parents might think even if it'll be difficult.

fuck that. fuck getting with the protag. WE ARE SASHA SAGAN-STARBOUND AND WE GET WHAT WE WANT

>>4610603
>>Pursue him regardless of what his FOOLISH parents might think even if it'll be difficult.

>>4610603
>>Pursue him regardless of what his FOOLISH parents might think even if it'll be difficult.

>>4610606
>>4610680
>>4610685

2d6+1 BO3 to hold it in

Rolled 5, 4 + 1 = 10 (2d6 + 1)

>>4610780

>>4610780
argh meant average of three.

Rolled 5, 5 + 1 = 11 (2d6 + 1)

>>4610780

Rolled 3, 6 + 1 = 10 (2d6 + 1)

>>4610780

THE DICE WILL IT

>>4610782 (10)
>>4610805 (11)
>>4610830 (10)

avg 10.33>8. SUCCESS

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>>4610603

You think of what to say. How to express your sheer RAGE at the situation. Until inspiration suddenly strikes you.

You get close to Draco and haul him up by his collar and as the perfect words flow out of your mouth like a steady stream.

"I am the captain now."

"W-wha?"

"I don't care what your parents think. I don't even care what you think."

You say while pushing him against the sofa you were on.

"I AM SASHA SAGAN-STARBOUND AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!"

"From this moment on you're my boyfriend." You declare. Like Neil Armstrong landing on the moon.

Draco is suitably cowed by you COSMIC BRILLIANCE and SUBMITS from his position below you "O-ok."

Superluminal, you've got yourself your first b-boyfriend.

OH GOD that was a REALLY embarrassing confession. Um. Time to change the subject. HAHA.

>Grab and start talking with the sorting hat
>"You like Jazz?"
>write-in

>>4610862

>You like Jazz?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQGh-NjM0iw
Jazz indeed.

I sleep. Back tomorrow at 7pm EST.

>>4610862
>"You like Jazz?"

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>>4610862

"So um, Y-you like jazz?" You say calmly.

"W-we've already talked about this..." Draco says from bellow you. He seems to then get a bit of his spunk back. "And besides SM-

Sasha. It's not like I can ever hear it..."

Huh electrical devices don`t work in Hogwarts BUT your sure you could ask daddy to mail you some vinyl records. Yes yes the perfect surprise for your new BOYFRIEND.

"So..." you say while pursing you lips and checking out Draco's CUTE form on the couch.

He attempts to shield his body from your DEEP SCAN.

"D-don't think I meant anything by accepting your request or anything! I j-just got caught up in the moment." He huffs.

Aw space nuts. You feel a little down.

"But Smith..." he look away ear flush red like the dust of Mars "I suppose I can entertain the notion for now."

Yay!

"And one more thing."

"What is it." OH GOD is he going to ask you for a hug, compliment you, or maybe even hold hands?

"Can you PLEASE stop straddling me."

"Oh yeah haha my bad. Don't you hate it when that happens. Right chip of the old astriod eh ahah."

He rolls his eyes elliptically barley concealing a small smile.

[...]

Eventually you have a nice chat with the sorting hat.

You learn that "it" was actually a "he" and that he really likes "Bear" a great Canadian classic!

You ask how he managed to get the novel in the first place (due to not having hands) but it just replies that he "has his ways".

Then Draco asks him about Salazar Slytherin causing it to clam up.

You Draco and the Hat all start playing blackjack. Weeee. It's great fun even though one person to flip the hats cards for it.

As you're about to head back to the dorms you remember the hat is literally 1000 years old. Maybe he has some insight on space flight or other obscure knowledge?

>Ask it about legends and rumors of spaceflight, he's had to have heard something right?
>Ask it about ideas on how to go to space.
>write-in

>>4611975
>>Ask it about legends and rumors of spaceflight, he's had to have heard something right?
>>Ask it about ideas on how to go to space.

>>4611975
>>Ask it about legends and rumors of spaceflight, he's had to have heard something right?
>>Ask it about ideas on how to go to space.

>>4611975
>Ask it about legends and rumors of spaceflight, he's had to have heard something right?
>Ask it about ideas on how to go to space.

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>>4611975

"Know anything legends or rumors, on how to achieve spaceflight?"

"There are few... In the time of the founders it was believed that the fey, beings not of this world, gave wizards their power. And in the time before the the first wizards Elves were said to have traversed the stars themselves through the sliver city of Atlantis..."

You grasp the hat roughly by it's brim.

"TELL ME MORE!" you shout excitedly.

"Oh~ Harder." it moans.

You release it as if it were as hot and radioactive as the big bang.

Malfoy protectively kicks the hat away from you too.

"YES~DADDY!" the Hat yells

The two of you begin walking away.

"WAIT! I'll tell you more don't you kids want to learn some FORBIDDEN knowledge?" It adds.

The both of you look at each other briefly before continuing to walk away.

"Um-er I'll put in a good word for you with Headmaster Dumbledore. Earn you a 5 points?"

"Make is 10." Malfoy demands.

The hat scowls a little before saying "DEAL."

God you love when Draco takes control of a situation for his own benefit.

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>>4612068

After a minute of two of calming down. The Hat speaks up again.

"Yes well their are traces of the fey. But only that. I suppose you know of THE VEIL Mr.Malfoy?"

You look at Draco for an explanation

He preens "Well to put it simply, THE VEIL is a one way magical gateway of unknown origin that leads to where souls go when they pass on."

"THE VEIL is an fey artifact. The proof lies in it's runes which are unlike anything that wizard kind has produced now and in times immoral.

"But why did the fey go if they were so great why are there none here?" You ask.

The hat tilts forwards in thought "Perhaps they simply left this world for another? If they could create the veil perhaps they could create gateways to other realms?"

"I fail to see how this is different from a vanishing cabinet." Draco asks.

"Oh it is quite different Mr.Malfoy I assure you... If only because it does not require a sister..." The hat chuckles.

You breathing gets heavy maybe just maybe you could make a gate to other stars! But what would you call these star gates?

You snap your fingers. Eureka!

>gained lead [Stellar Portal project]

"But now on to Atlantis."

"Before wizards even existed there was a race called elves."

Draco narrows his eyes suspiciously "If the fey existed after the elves, and you know so little about them, how can you be certain if the elves even exist?"

The hat nods in approval "Excellent deduction Mr.Malfoy. You see the fey, according to the legends, were ethereal beings, as you can recall me saying, they were "not of this realm" legends never seem to settle on a definite form. Perhaps when they disappeared any extra planar remains left with them."

The hat glances at a clock "Well it's getting late... We can continue discussing elves next week. I quite enjoyed my time here today. So thank both." The hat smiles.

"As for ideas about how to get into space... I suppose you could just use a broom, warming charm, and bubble head charm? Hmm... I shall think on this. Come see me whenever you have time."

"But what about enchantment failure? It still won't take us past the liminal veil." You say.

The hat smirks "But momentum is preserved regardless of the presence of magic, isn't it Miss Sagan."

OH MY GOD. HOW COULD YOU MISS SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS.

>gained lead [Broom Propulsion Array]

You and Draco part ways in the Slytherin common room. Draco's asked you to keep the relationship on the low until he can figure out some way to deal with his parents and the house.

>sleep
>attempt to sneak into the library for some late night research. SCIENCE waits for no witch.

I sleep. New post tomorrow at 7pm EST.

>>4612069
>>sleep

we science when we're cognizant

>>4612069
>>attempt to sneak into the library for some late night research. SCIENCE waits for no witch.
It's always research time SOMEwhere in the universe!

>>4612069
>>sleep
I like being awake for science

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>>4612069

You sleep like the good girl you are even though you feel the POWERFUL URGE to research your leads. Daddy would be proud.

You're pretty exited since today's the weekend. Meaning that you'll have plenty of time for RESEARCH. But maybe you could spend sometime with your new boyfriend, or hang out with your friends?

You greeted by some very sour looking faces.

"What's wrong?" You ask.

Hermione huffs "SASHA did you even remember what you promised HARRY?"

"Er-no."

She frowns "You promised to go with him to see Hagrid!"

Aw space nuts."S-sorry." you say.

Her fury seems to subside. "Anyways just makes sure to apologize to HARRY."

You turn to face HARRY and begin fidgeting a little. "S-sorry HARRY. I was busy last night."

"Doing what?" Hermione asks.

You open your mouth to speak but not before Ron pipes in.

"She and Malfoy were busy last night in the headmasters office Hermione! I even saw them THIRSTING for more after coming back!"

Well you WERE thirsting for more info about the elves but you're not quite sure that's what's being implied here.

>"Yes that's exactly what happened."
>Just leave, you're wasting precious RESEARCH time
>Write-in

>>4613167
>>Just leave, you're wasting precious RESEARCH time

And let them know they're wasting it.

>>4613167
>>Just leave, you're wasting precious RESEARCH time
We still thirst for knowledge now

>>4613167
>>>Just leave, you're wasting precious RESEARCH time

What this anon said: >>4613200
They're impeding CRITICAL research!

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>>4613167

Your eye twitchs a little.

"You're wasting my time."

They look shocked.

You take this opportunity to run to the library unable to shake your desperate NEED for knowledge.

In awe of the sheer mass of books you're certain that there's only one thing to do now...

Time slots available: 5
Each action takes a time slot.

>check out [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations]
>check out Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Wizards
>Research a topic.
>[Stellar Portal project]-EXTREMELY difficult and time consuming. In theory will let you open wormholes to anywhere with no limit.
>[Broom Propulsion Array]-moderately difficult and time consuming. Will let to launch objects into SPACE paving the way for future experiments.
>Research a spell (which?)

>>4613309

>[Stellar Portal project]-EXTREMELY difficult and time consuming. In theory will let you open wormholes to anywhere with no limit.
>check out Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Wizards

>>4613309
>>[Stellar Portal project]-EXTREMELY difficult and time consuming. In theory will let you open wormholes to anywhere with no limit.
>[Broom Propulsion Array]-moderately difficult and time consuming. Will let to launch objects into SPACE paving the way for future experiments.

Let's not lose sight of our goals...

>>4613312

>[Broom Propulsion Array]-moderately difficult and time consuming. Will let to launch objects into SPACE paving the way for future experiments.

Adding this to my choice

Bros... You have FIVE OPTIONS to select.

>>4613309

>>4613323
Alright, sheesh:
>check out [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations]
>check out Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Wizards
>[Stellar Portal project]-EXTREMELY difficult and time consuming. In theory will let you open wormholes to anywhere with no limit.
>[Broom Propulsion Array]-moderately difficult and time consuming. Will let to launch objects into SPACE paving the way for future experiments.
>Research a spell (Obliviate--the forget spell)

>>4613323

Ok, then all the options, starting with the ones
>>4613312
>>4613313

Research something that we can apply quantum mechanics or some shit like that to.

>>4613309
>[Stellar Portal project]-EXTREMELY difficult and time consuming. In theory will let you open wormholes to anywhere with no limit.
>[Broom Propulsion Array]-moderately difficult and time consuming. Will let to launch objects into SPACE paving the way for future experiments.
>check out Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Wizards
>Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations
>Research a Spell (Revelio)

LOCKED IN
>check out [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations]
>check out Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Wizards
>[Stellar Portal project]-EXTREMELY difficult and time consuming. In theory will let you open wormholes to anywhere with no limit.
>[Broom Propulsion Array]-moderately difficult and time consuming. Will let to launch objects into SPACE paving the way for future experiments.

Please vote on the following:

>Research a spell (Revelio)
>Research a spell (Obliviate)
>Research quantum mechanics or sum shit

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>4613356

1= choice 1
2= choice 2
3= choice3

I sleep. Back tomorrow at 7pm EST.

>>4613356
>>Research a spell (Revelio)

>>4613356
>Research quantum mechanics or sum shit

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>check out [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations]

The books is terribly long and unappealing looking. The language is dull and overly technical. You can understand about 10% of of the actual text. It also doesn't help that you feel the urge to sleep every time you open it. Smells like lavender though. So that's nice.

Progress: [1/16]
Reward: [???]

>check out Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Wizards

You make sure no one's around before dusting this tome off. Thankfully the book has some built in charms that disguise it as a simple astronomy text. Apparently this is a "world wide best seller" and has been "translated in over 72 different languages!".

A quick skim of it's contents makes it clear that this will help improve your [Persuasion] with the same and opposite sex.

Progress: [1/4]
Reward: [2 [persuasion] exp]

>[Stellar Portal project]-EXTREMELY difficult and time consuming. In theory will let you open wormholes to anywhere with no limit.

There aren't any books about stellar portals so instead you opt to find books relating to THE VEIL and the summoning cabinets that Draco mentioned. Much of the legends surrounding it attribute it to Merlin... At a glance the mechanics of the summoning cabinets seems quite arcane apparently the methods to create them were lost at the turn of the century.

Progress: [1/1,000,000]
Reward: Working Theroy behind functioning stellar portals.


>[Broom Propulsion Array]-moderately difficult and time consuming. Will let you to launch objects into SPACE paving the way for future experiments.

To get to space you need to understand the limits and potential thrust limits of magic brooms. A calculation with your physics book tells you that you're going to need ALOT of brooms or custom enchant a giant one. There's also the issue of stabilization... But this is all theoretical... Perhaps if you made a model...

SIDE PROJECT: [model rocket]-make a model rocket powered by broom enchantments! +100 progress.

Progress: [1/1000]
Reward: Working Theory behind functioning stellar portals.


>Research a spell (Revelio)

The revealing spell very useful and quite challenging charm work for a 1st year. It involves something called "variable resonance magical pulses" that you can't seem to wrap your head around.

Progress: [1/20]
Reward: Revelio at will

>>4614200

At the end of the session you realize something...

THIS IS GOING TO TAKE TO LONG.

You really need to figure out some way to RESEARCH faster. Maybe Draco or Hermione could help?

With one person what you're attempting to do is basically impossible in any reasonable time span unless you have some bizzare flashes of insight.

In the end you feel that your left with three choices:

>increase personal research power, become STAR-BRAIN
>increase manpower, even if you need to manage and motivate them.
>attempt to increase both.

>>4614203
>>attempt to increase both.

>>4614203
>>attempt to increase both.

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>>4614203

You endeavor to do both. But STILL you need TIME. At most you can get 2 good sessions of research per school day and 5 on the weekend. And that's only if you don't have any homework...

You pull out your unicorn hairs. With 2 and 1/2 of these you could buy a whole years worth of homework and notes... Meaning you could RESEARCH while in class, potentially increasing your TIME from 20 slots to 55 slots. But that would be cheating...

You shake your head. Regardless an immediate increase in research depends on gathering people to work for you somehow... Maybe you can ask Draco about that since he has those two big guys hanging around him? For self improvement you could ask Hermione... You remember her talking about [Mnemonics] and how it let her memorize the whole years textbooks.

With that you fall asleep. Not even bothering to read the note slipped under your door.

It's Sunday you have 5 free time slots. Distribute as desired e.g. you can put 3 into [Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Wizards] and get that juicy 2 [Persuasion] exp. 1 time slot spent will increase your progress in a topic 1.

CURRENT STATS:

CURRENT RESEARCH
>Read [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations] [1/16]
>Read [Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Wizards] [1/4]
>Research [Stellar Portal project] [1/1,000,000]
>Research [Broom Propulsion Array] [1/1000]
>Practice [Revilo] [1/20]

NEW ACTIONS
>Research something new (what?)
>Hang out with your friends
>See Draco about gathering minions
>See Hermione about [Mnemonics]
>See T-dawg to buy and sell

FREE ACTIONS:
>try and rope some people into research (who and how?)
>pen a letter to daddy
>read the note on your floor
>write in

I sleep. Back on SUNDAY at 7pm EST.

CURRENT STATS: https://pastebin.com/BPTaZfsb

>>4614418

>Practice Revilo [1 slot]
>Read [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations] [1/16] [1 slot]
> Read [Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Wizards] [1/4] [3 slots]

>See Hermione about Mnemonics
>rope Hermione and Draco into your research
>Read the note on your floor

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>>4614418

You read the note on your floor not taking any precautions beforehand like a true TRAILBLAZER. It appears to be a poem of some sort.

"No one know the highest slope."
"Ever inflammable from burning hope."
"Violent gales prevent those who would."
"In folly scale what think they could."
"Longingly climb that unattainable peak."
"Lovingly shoulder though they be weak."
"Eternal adoration from afar and immovable determination from within."

-Signed

Hmm you wonder who could have sent this.

> Read [Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Wizards] [3 slots]

You consume the rest of the book with ease. It seems that their are three key steps to charming someone. 1) getting to know your target intimately. 2) Becoming self confident and radiating the qualities that your target desires. 3) Communicating and resolving conflicts with constant dialog.

This differs greatly from what you thought charming wizards would involve. You'll put these lessons to good use...

Progress: [COMPLETE]
Reward: [2 [persuasion] exp]

>[Persuasion lvl 0]->[Persuasion lvl 1]


Ready to put your newfound power of [Persuasion] to use you knock on Draco's door.

"Draco."

You knock.

"Draco."

You knock.

"Dr-"

He emerges dressed. You're not really sure why that last part is important though. Your face heats up as you imagine him and HARRY shirtless.

"Sasha?" Draco says while looking at you with concern.

"N-nothing. haha. It SURE is a good thing you're not shirtless or anything. haha."

Draco looks away before shyly asking "W-whats wrong with sleeping in the nude?"

[...]

Huh looks like you passed out again. What were you doing? Oh yeah.

"Draco come RESEARCH with me."

"Fine."

"Wow that's great I thought you were going to refuse and be difficult." you say.

"I-it's nothing. Let it never be said that I don't aid my compatriots." He says haughtily.

You stifle a laugh.

"Shut up." Draco whines.

The both of you walk around in the common room looking for Hermione. You miss her at first by then find her curled up in a corner next to a mountain of books.

"Hey Hermione can you teach me about [Mnemonics]?"

"Sasha..." She begins with a strained look on her face. "I'm a bit busy at the moment."

"Doing what?"

"Studying for final exams."

"Hermione. It's our fourth day at Hogwarts and didn't you memorize our textbooks anyways?"

"So?!" She snaps.

"We don't NEED you anyways. Not like you could contribute to our RESEARCH." Draco sneers.

Hermione throws down her book and grabs your boyfriend by the collar. Displaying a truly UNHOLY amount of strength as she hefts him off the ground.

"What did you say about my RESEARCH ability?!" she grinds out.

Draco is as pale as the bleached dust of the moon.

"N-nothing."

You snicker. Seeing him acting arrogant only to be slapped down like this is really one of his charms.

[1/2]

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>>4619938

>Practice Revilo [1 slot]

You continue practicing Revilo. This time with your friends. Draco seems to make good headway on the magical pulse rate while Hermione casually memorizes and repeats the wand movements after a glance of your copied notes. The exact rate and timing of the magical pulses still eludes you however Hermione's help insures that do make good progress on the complicated wand movements.

Progress: [5/20]
Reward: Revelio at will

>Read [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations] [1 slot]

You continue to read the monstrously long and boring text. So far with Hermione and Draco's help you've decoded the introduction and a few other parts. Essentially the book itself is enchanted using an advanced combination of transfiguration and rune work. This combination serves as an example that the author uses to question what exactly transfiguration is and whether there are really any distinct branch of spell casting at all.

Both Hermione and Draco seem to love the book.

Progress: [5/16]
Reward: [???]

([Mnemonics] was not included since you lacked the time slot for it.)

With that the weekend ends. And soon you're back to classes.... It's Monday. And it seems that you have charms, potions, history, and herbology.

>slack off totally in your classes to do RESEARCH (yields 5 time slots)
>slack off a lot in your classes to do RESEARCH (yields 4 time slots)
>slack off a little your classes to do RESEARCH (yields 3 time slots)
>don't slack off like a good girl (yields 2 time slots)

>slack off a little your classes to do RESEARCH (yields 3 time slots)

I sleep. Back tommrow at 7pm EST.

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>>4619962

CURRENT STATS: https://pastebin.com/7b9EkDLy

You have three time slots. Distribute as desired.

CURRENT RESEARCH
>Read [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations] [5/16]
>Research [Stellar Portal project] [1/1,000,000]
>Research [Broom Propulsion Array] [1/1000]
>Practice [Revilo] [5/20]

NEW ACTIONS [1 timeslot each]
>learn from Hermione about [Mnemonics]
>learn from Draco about gathering minions
>Research something new (what?)
>Hang out with your friends

FREE ACTIONS:
>See T-dawg to buy and sell
>Talk to one of your friends.
>write in

>>4620085
>>learn from Hermione about [Mnemonics] x2
>Read [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations] [5/16] x1

>>4620085
>>Read [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations] [5/16]
>Practice [Revilo] [5/20]
>learn from Hermione about [Mnemonics]

>>4620117

changing to this

>>4620140
>>4620117

Just confirming that you don't want you're friends to help you with your research. Currently you'll make 1 point of progress on each topic. With Draco and RED DWARF's help you'll make 4 points of progress each.

>do it alone
>do it with Draco (+1) and Hermione (+2)

>>4621231

Well only on.
>Read [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations] [5/16]
>Practice [Revilo] [5/20]

>>4621231

Yeah, let's rely on friends. The smarter the better.

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>Read [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations] [5/16]

You spend most of history reading with your friends. Binns uncaring that you're all squeezed onto a single desk. The book seems to make much more sense to you now, though, much of the content is still to advanced for you. In the following chapters The author describes his many failed attempts to transmute food. He notes that such limitation in transfiguration seem quite arbitrary and discusses one method of circumventing it. Creating wood and termites, enlarging both and eating the excretion of the former.

Nasty stuff. Hermione seems to be unusually interested in this section of the text while Draco and you gag at the authors ensuing termite excretion based cooking recipes.

Progress: [9/16]
Reward: [???]

>Practice [Revilo]

You take some time to practice Revilo with your friend both of which seem to compete for your attention. You do however make progress. Hermione seems to be getting a gentle flicker in her wand while you and Draco have yet to show any tangible results.

Progress: [9/20]
Reward: Revelio at will

>learn from Hermione about [Mnemonics]

It's somewhat late in the night when you ask Hermione about [Mnemonics].

"Hey Hermione I know it's somewhat late in the night but I wanted to ask you about [Mnemonics]."

She preens "Yes! I know all about [Mnemonics]. Ask away!"

"What can you use it for?"

"Memorizing things. Words, ideas ect. You want to work up to having a [Mind Palace] which will even let you organize your memories. It takes quite a bit of practice but the dividends are emmese. For example I can memorize one of our textbooks in 20 hours."

"That's amazing Hermoine!"

"Y-yeah." she says while blushing.

"A-anyways I'm teaching Harry right now... But if you want I can give you some P-PRIVATE lessons..." She whispers

"Hermoine my privates don't need to be taught my brain does." You say puzzled like a SETI scientist reacting to radio waves from their lunchroom microwave.

"F-forget it!" she shouts suddenly.

"Ok. Bye." You say while beginning to walk away.

"WAIT!"

"Ok."

She fiddles through a massive planner furiously crossing things out.

"Alright I can teach you but only on the weekdays." She says.

"Superluminal can you teach me right now Hermoine?"

"Call me Professor!" She demands with a manic look in her eyes.

You get the feeling that this might not have been the best idea.

Hermoine starts you off with meditation and visualization exercises. You find it quite difficult but the lavender smell of the nearby open [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations] seems to help your focus greatly.

Progress: [2/100]
Reward: Instinctual mnemonics enhances ability to recall information of all sorts. spend 40 hours [20 timeslots] to memorize a textbook.

>>4621332

DAY: 6

CURRENT STATS: https://pastebin.com/AcmYJcNp

A new day dawns. Tuesday. Today you have a Transfiguration, DADA, flying, and herbology. You unicorn hairs are metaphorically burning a hole in your pocket perhaps you could pawn them off at T-dawg?

>Slack off, in which class? (yields 1 time slot for each class)
>don't slack off

CURRENT RESEARCH (current bonus Draco +1, Hermoine +2)
>Read [Theoretical Ruminations on Transfigurations] [9/16]
>Research [Stellar Portal project] [1/1,000,000]
>Research [Broom Propulsion Array] [1/1000]
>Practice [Revilo] [9/20]
>Practice [Mnemonics] with Hermoine [2/100]

NEW ACTIONS [1 time slot each]
>Make a model Rocket (NEW!)
>learn from Hermione about [Mnemonics]
>learn from Draco about gathering minions
>Research something new (what?)
>Hang out with your friends

FREE ACTIONS
>See T-dawg to buy and sell
>Talk to one of your friends.
>Rope more people into RESEARCH (who?)
>write in