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Skeleton Island 2, Part 19 12/13/20(Sun)00:15:16 No.4568669

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Skeleton Island 2, Part 19 Anonymous (ID: fJgFTrib) 12/13/20(Sun)00:15:16 No.4568669 Archived

OH SHIT NIGGA, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!

But you also just saved the city from a giant mutated fleshy abomination that was made from one of your....more unruly brothers. It was a big huge epic mecha fight.

But this also put a damper on the whole villain thing. Again.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)00:21:13 No.4568675

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)00:21:13 No.4568675

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4568669
Take some small joy in Bobby being beaten up

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)00:25:35 No.4568679

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)00:25:35 No.4568679

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>>4568675

Anonymous (ID: sMeHjNJw)
12/13/20(Sun)00:26:48 No.4568683

Anonymous (ID: sMeHjNJw) 12/13/20(Sun)00:26:48 No.4568683

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4568679
"Uh sis, some rainbow dude calling himself the head of the hero association wants to talk to you"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)00:32:14 No.4568691

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)00:32:14 No.4568691

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>>4568683

Anonymous (ID: sMeHjNJw)
12/13/20(Sun)00:34:46 No.4568697

Anonymous (ID: sMeHjNJw) 12/13/20(Sun)00:34:46 No.4568697

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4568691
let's just do this thing

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/13/20(Sun)00:47:03 No.4568717

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/13/20(Sun)00:47:03 No.4568717

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4568691
ayo, OP you're finally at a good time

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)00:48:02 No.4568718

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)00:48:02 No.4568718

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>>4568697
bWOOP

Anonymous (ID: tVcUqYet)
12/13/20(Sun)00:49:55 No.4568721

Anonymous (ID: tVcUqYet) 12/13/20(Sun)00:49:55 No.4568721

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4568718
the fuck was that

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+)
12/13/20(Sun)00:50:01 No.4568722

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+) 12/13/20(Sun)00:50:01 No.4568722

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4568718
just give me the congratulations already, I'm used to it by now

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/13/20(Sun)00:50:33 No.4568724

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/13/20(Sun)00:50:33 No.4568724

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4568718
What the fuck does this dude want

Anonymous (ID: 5Rer4q83)
12/13/20(Sun)00:50:39 No.4568725

Anonymous (ID: 5Rer4q83) 12/13/20(Sun)00:50:39 No.4568725

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4568718
tell him you hate him

Anonymous (ID: tVcUqYet)
12/13/20(Sun)00:53:51 No.4568728

Anonymous (ID: tVcUqYet) 12/13/20(Sun)00:53:51 No.4568728

>>4568724
looks like homo things too me

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+)
12/13/20(Sun)00:58:29 No.4568733

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+) 12/13/20(Sun)00:58:29 No.4568733

>>4568728
he would go well with Marian then

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)00:58:50 No.4568734

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)00:58:50 No.4568734

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>>4568724
"Greetings! Shotasniffer! As the representative of the Hero Association, I would like to offer our thanks for saving the city"

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/13/20(Sun)00:59:40 No.4568738

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/13/20(Sun)00:59:40 No.4568738

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4568734
You planning to gift us something, homo man?

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+)
12/13/20(Sun)01:01:38 No.4568741

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+) 12/13/20(Sun)01:01:38 No.4568741

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4568734
thanks now leave before I introduce you to Marian

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)01:04:12 No.4568745

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)01:04:12 No.4568745

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>>4568741
"Alright, I shouldn't keep you from continuing heroics. We'll deliver your commemorative medal"

Anonymous (ID: dLNH1EFq)
12/13/20(Sun)01:05:36 No.4568747

Anonymous (ID: dLNH1EFq) 12/13/20(Sun)01:05:36 No.4568747

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4568745
Coomsume the chalice for good luck

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)01:12:44 No.4568760

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)01:12:44 No.4568760

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>>4568747
What are ya, a coder?

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/13/20(Sun)01:13:38 No.4568764

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/13/20(Sun)01:13:38 No.4568764

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4568760
Let's exit Equality Prime and regroup with our siblings on the ground.

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+)
12/13/20(Sun)01:15:06 No.4568766

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+) 12/13/20(Sun)01:15:06 No.4568766

>>4568760
>>4568764

We better leave before he remembers-
"Oh yeah, I forgot I was supposed to bring your group to the ceremony!"
FUCK.

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+)
12/13/20(Sun)01:16:08 No.4568768

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+) 12/13/20(Sun)01:16:08 No.4568768

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4568760
>>4568766

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)01:22:29 No.4568773

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)01:22:29 No.4568773

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>>4568768
"Of course! The BIG HUGE HERO CEREMONY to celebrate your WONDERFUL HEROIC ACCHIEVEMENTS, BROADCASTED LIVE GLOBALLY"

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+)
12/13/20(Sun)01:24:26 No.4568776

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+) 12/13/20(Sun)01:24:26 No.4568776

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4568773
Nearly go into a rage, only to be stopped by the crowd calling for you to be mayor

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/13/20(Sun)01:26:03 No.4568777

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/13/20(Sun)01:26:03 No.4568777

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4568773
We unironically have to crash this ceremony with actual villain stuff.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)01:30:59 No.4568784

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)01:30:59 No.4568784

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>>4568777
Of course! This must be all part of your villainous master plan! Pretend to be a hero long enough to lower their guard! Genius!

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/13/20(Sun)01:31:59 No.4568786

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/13/20(Sun)01:31:59 No.4568786

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4568784
We'll have our siblings backstab all the heroes once we're up on stage and take over the city in a grand coup.

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+)
12/13/20(Sun)01:32:41 No.4568788

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+) 12/13/20(Sun)01:32:41 No.4568788

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4568784
Yes clearly, surely there would be no way it would fall flat by another villain crashing the ceremony instead!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)01:37:10 No.4568792

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)01:37:10 No.4568792

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>>4568788
Nothing can go wrong!

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/13/20(Sun)01:38:00 No.4568793

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/13/20(Sun)01:38:00 No.4568793

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4568792
Let's timeskip to this ceremony.

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+)
12/13/20(Sun)01:40:49 No.4568796

Anonymous (ID: KbCmn4s+) 12/13/20(Sun)01:40:49 No.4568796

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4568792
>>4568793
which is only like 30 mins later

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)01:48:23 No.4568801

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)01:48:23 No.4568801

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>>4568796
gotta continue this later, fire alarm's ringing k bye

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/13/20(Sun)01:50:22 No.4568803

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/13/20(Sun)01:50:22 No.4568803

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4568801
come back as soon as you can then, OP
inb4 it was a nothingburger

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/13/20(Sun)02:24:08 No.4568821

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/13/20(Sun)02:24:08 No.4568821

Where is skeleton island located?.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)03:20:20 No.4568885

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)03:20:20 No.4568885

>>4568821
the real skeleton island was the friends we made along the way

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)09:18:39 No.4569081

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)09:18:39 No.4569081

been an hour

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)09:32:42 No.4569091

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)09:32:42 No.4569091

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>>4569081
Has it? Has it really?

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)09:33:44 No.4569092

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)09:33:44 No.4569092

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4569091
not really it's only been 5 years

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)09:36:50 No.4569095

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)09:36:50 No.4569095

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>>4569092
That's right, the accident was 5 years ago. You have to let go, anon.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)09:38:12 No.4569096

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)09:38:12 No.4569096

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4569095
"NOOOOOOO, SKELETON DUDE"
"Who?"

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX)
12/13/20(Sun)09:38:57 No.4569097

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX) 12/13/20(Sun)09:38:57 No.4569097

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4569095
He meant 5 ears.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)09:41:49 No.4569098

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)09:41:49 No.4569098

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>>4569097

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)09:43:16 No.4569100

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)09:43:16 No.4569100

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4569098
Let's go to where a childkilling skeleton cowboy is

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)09:49:41 No.4569104

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)09:49:41 No.4569104

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>>4569100
Currently hiding in a safehouse

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)09:51:17 No.4569106

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)09:51:17 No.4569106

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4569104
Think of normal cowboy things like horses, guns, killing children and laughing at their dead bodies, sunsets...

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX)
12/13/20(Sun)09:51:59 No.4569107

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX) 12/13/20(Sun)09:51:59 No.4569107

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4569104
What happened to the unsafe house?

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)09:57:59 No.4569109

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)09:57:59 No.4569109

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>>4569107
It exploded. Which is a shame.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)09:59:10 No.4569111

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)09:59:10 No.4569111

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4569109
You'll totally be safe, not be found by a vengeful mother of children you shot and thrown right into a gathering of heroes

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)10:04:35 No.4569119

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)10:04:35 No.4569119

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>>4569111
"Pffft, what are the chances of that happening?"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)10:05:46 No.4569121

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)10:05:46 No.4569121

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4569119
"Very. Fucking. High. Texas."

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)10:11:16 No.4569124

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)10:11:16 No.4569124

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>>4569121
"You worry too much, Simon. It's fiiiiiine. I'm laying low, nobody knows I'm here. I'll return to Greg when the coast's clear"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)10:12:53 No.4569125

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)10:12:53 No.4569125

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4569124
"You really think Lolisniffer's own wife wouldn't know about the safehouses he put everywhere?"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)10:19:19 No.4569128

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)10:19:19 No.4569128

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>>4569125
"Well then it's a good thing I'm hiding in one of my own instead of his then isn't it? It's cool, this building is totally nondescript and smack dab in the middle of a bunch similar drab, concrete blocks. Located in the inner city. It's the last place anybody would look for a cowboy skeleton. People would just assume I'd go down south and hide there"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)10:22:14 No.4569131

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)10:22:14 No.4569131

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4569128
"You mean the building I'm in while the heroes are hosting a ceremony here?"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)10:32:39 No.4569139

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)10:32:39 No.4569139

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4569131
"Of course not! What kinda a dumbass would I be that I'd make my safehouse inside a hero association convention center?"

Is he that kind of dumbass?

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)10:34:42 No.4569143

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)10:34:42 No.4569143

Rolled 92, 70 = 162 (2d100)

>>4569139
Nah he's not that dumb

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX)
12/13/20(Sun)10:35:12 No.4569144

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX) 12/13/20(Sun)10:35:12 No.4569144

Rolled 13, 42 = 55 (2d100)

>>4569139

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)10:41:57 No.4569150

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>>4569143
He is indeed not. It would be QUITE a while before anybody finds Texas the childkilling cowboy skeleton.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)10:42:35 No.4569152

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)10:42:35 No.4569152

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4569150
Still dumb enough to leave a trail of dead children though

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)10:45:54 No.4569160

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)10:45:54 No.4569160

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>>4569152
Oh well, nobody's perfect. Still, gonna take sometime before he's snooped out. So we can leave Texas to his devices for now

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)10:47:02 No.4569163

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)10:47:02 No.4569163

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4569160
"Did you not tell him you're in the ceremony, Simon"
"No, Jojo."

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)11:00:56 No.4569176

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)11:00:56 No.4569176

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>>4569163
"Now finish this cake disguise so we can initiate the Use-Lolisniffer's Kids-getting-a-heroes-award-as-a-distraction-so-we-can-surprise-attack-the-heroes plan"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)11:03:11 No.4569177

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)11:03:11 No.4569177

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4569176
"Let's hope this doesn't ruined because of shenanigans, Mom has been planning this for days"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)11:16:29 No.4569189

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)11:16:29 No.4569189

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>>4569177
Surely there will be no shenanigans involved.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/13/20(Sun)11:18:01 No.4569192

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/13/20(Sun)11:18:01 No.4569192

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4569189
now to shotasniffer and her siblings

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/13/20(Sun)11:36:05 No.4569217

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/13/20(Sun)11:36:05 No.4569217

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>>4569192
We are in the planning phase of the big ceremony attack. Which will commence....next time we continue! Woop. See ya then

udpates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: nCLuhCyV)
12/13/20(Sun)11:53:11 No.4569248

Anonymous (ID: nCLuhCyV) 12/13/20(Sun)11:53:11 No.4569248

Damn, just missed thead - good to see you back OP
I guess next time we take over the city and institute our communist regime huh. Arguably still heroic

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/13/20(Sun)17:00:12 No.4569730

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/13/20(Sun)17:00:12 No.4569730

OH SHIT NIGGA I MISSED THE FIRST PART OF THE THREAD!!!
seconding this post >>4569248 -- also glad to see you back OP!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/14/20(Mon)09:13:19 No.4570407

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/14/20(Mon)09:13:19 No.4570407

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>>4569730
>>4569248

Anonymous (ID: pb1pUIwz)
12/14/20(Mon)09:20:11 No.4570416

Anonymous (ID: pb1pUIwz) 12/14/20(Mon)09:20:11 No.4570416

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4570407
OP! I'll KILL YOU!
Rolling to kill OP.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/14/20(Mon)10:02:44 No.4570436

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/14/20(Mon)10:02:44 No.4570436

>>4570416
RIP

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/14/20(Mon)10:25:56 No.4570446

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/14/20(Mon)10:25:56 No.4570446

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4570436
revive OP using greg's cookies

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/15/20(Tue)09:19:58 No.4571871

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/15/20(Tue)09:19:58 No.4571871

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4570407
it's been months man, the vtuber convention just ended

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)10:47:10 No.4571928

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)10:47:10 No.4571928

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Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/15/20(Tue)10:48:03 No.4571930

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/15/20(Tue)10:48:03 No.4571930

Rolled 2 (1d100)

That's a big Quattro

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/15/20(Tue)10:49:04 No.4571931

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/15/20(Tue)10:49:04 No.4571931

>>4571928
>>4571930
fug

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/15/20(Tue)10:49:27 No.4571932

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/15/20(Tue)10:49:27 No.4571932

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4571928
Quattro changed wallpaper on pc with projector again?
when will he learn
>>4571930
for you

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/15/20(Tue)10:50:40 No.4571933

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/15/20(Tue)10:50:40 No.4571933

>fucking 2s

Anonymous (ID: P69A7bHB)
12/15/20(Tue)10:56:25 No.4571936

Anonymous (ID: P69A7bHB) 12/15/20(Tue)10:56:25 No.4571936

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Rolled 23 (1d100)

yes hello I was told there would be bread

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)10:59:38 No.4571941

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)10:59:38 No.4571941

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>>4571930

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX)
12/15/20(Tue)11:00:47 No.4571943

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX) 12/15/20(Tue)11:00:47 No.4571943

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4571941
All in favor of banning surfing?

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)11:02:53 No.4571945

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)11:02:53 No.4571945

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>>4571943

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX)
12/15/20(Tue)11:03:36 No.4571946

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX) 12/15/20(Tue)11:03:36 No.4571946

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4571945
Aye

Anonymous (ID: P69A7bHB)
12/15/20(Tue)11:03:38 No.4571947

Anonymous (ID: P69A7bHB) 12/15/20(Tue)11:03:38 No.4571947

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4571941

Wait does that inclue wave boarding?

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)11:03:46 No.4571948

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)11:03:46 No.4571948

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4571941
Plot annexation of city into USSR and dramatic revelation of villany

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)11:05:39 No.4571950

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)11:05:39 No.4571950

>>4571945
>>4571948

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)11:12:03 No.4571955

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)11:12:03 No.4571955

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>>4571950
Alright, so how are ya gonna do that?

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX)
12/15/20(Tue)11:16:49 No.4571960

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX) 12/15/20(Tue)11:16:49 No.4571960

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4571955
We will participate on Kingdom Idol and beat the heroes fair and square!

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)11:18:53 No.4571963

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)11:18:53 No.4571963

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4571955
Get Chosen One to give a speech during the ceremony using his cult leader charisma to convince the populace that communism is good actually - then all laugh maniacally on live TV while hitting the defenders with armies and knights and dragons and orbital lasers and stuff

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/15/20(Tue)11:18:54 No.4571964

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/15/20(Tue)11:18:54 No.4571964

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4571955
spread extra sharp legos across the town

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)11:26:22 No.4571968

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)11:26:22 No.4571968

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>>4571964
"Interesting idea, Lilly"

"Perhaps too evil"

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/15/20(Tue)11:30:12 No.4571971

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/15/20(Tue)11:30:12 No.4571971

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4571968
order pizza with pineapples for the whole ceremony

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX)
12/15/20(Tue)11:34:51 No.4571977

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX) 12/15/20(Tue)11:34:51 No.4571977

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4571968
Send a eldritch horror?

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)11:40:32 No.4571983

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)11:40:32 No.4571983

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>>4571971
"Now that's just cruel"

"Definitely too evil"

"C'mon guys, Hawaiian Pizza aint that bad"

"Shut up Quattro"

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)11:41:33 No.4571984

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)11:41:33 No.4571984

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4571983
I vote all of the above. Bombard them with an overwhelming onslaught of villainous shit

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)11:57:39 No.4571994

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)11:57:39 No.4571994

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>>4571984
"And literal shit, if need be"

"Okay, who the fuck said that"

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)12:03:06 No.4572003

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)12:03:06 No.4572003

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4571994
NoT nOw MoThEr We ArE bUsY

Anonymous (ID: P69A7bHB)
12/15/20(Tue)12:03:25 No.4572004

Anonymous (ID: P69A7bHB) 12/15/20(Tue)12:03:25 No.4572004

Rolled 576 (1d1000)

>>4571994
Meanwhile...

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)12:06:13 No.4572009

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)12:06:13 No.4572009

>>4572004
>d1000
MEANWHILE INTENSIFIES

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)12:11:32 No.4572010

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)12:11:32 No.4572010

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>>4572004
MEANWHILE

In a far away galaxy, the terrible planet eating galactic dragon awakens

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)12:14:59 No.4572013

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)12:14:59 No.4572013

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4572010
Good thing that's not this galaxy...
Back to see who it is that's interrupting the meeting

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)12:24:27 No.4572019

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)12:24:27 No.4572019

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>>4572013
WHO IS INTERRUPTING THE MEETING?!

A. A villain!
B. A hero!
c. Quattro!
D. [enter name]

Anonymous (ID: 0JDP72hr)
12/15/20(Tue)12:31:26 No.4572024

Anonymous (ID: 0JDP72hr) 12/15/20(Tue)12:31:26 No.4572024

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4572019
D. Edgy antihero

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)12:31:38 No.4572025

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)12:31:38 No.4572025

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4572019
A but it's a concerned older family member come to give advice (roll for who)

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)12:34:09 No.4572026

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)12:34:09 No.4572026

>>4572025
Also they are extremely edgy

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)12:38:57 No.4572029

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)12:38:57 No.4572029

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>>4572025
An older family member? This could only be.....

Roll 2d100

Evens: An Aunt
Odds: An Uncle

Also decide which side of the family they're from

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX)
12/15/20(Tue)12:42:34 No.4572032

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX) 12/15/20(Tue)12:42:34 No.4572032

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4572029
It's Uncle James McBones!

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX)
12/15/20(Tue)12:43:36 No.4572033

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX) 12/15/20(Tue)12:43:36 No.4572033

Rolled 47, 53 = 100 (2d100)

>>4572029
>>4572032

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)12:45:02 No.4572035

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)12:45:02 No.4572035

Rolled 79, 34 = 113 (2d100)

>>4572029
Dad's (ah crap)

Anonymous (ID: agewRZGI)
12/15/20(Tue)12:45:09 No.4572036

Anonymous (ID: agewRZGI) 12/15/20(Tue)12:45:09 No.4572036

Rolled 43, 2 = 45 (2d100)

>>4572029
He is the hippie parent from our mother side.

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)12:47:35 No.4572038

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)12:47:35 No.4572038

Take over other anons, I've got a headache

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)12:59:01 No.4572046

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)12:59:01 No.4572046

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>>4572035
Oh no! It's Auntie Murderbones!

Anonymous (ID: cs5MxYnJ)
12/15/20(Tue)13:02:43 No.4572050

Anonymous (ID: cs5MxYnJ) 12/15/20(Tue)13:02:43 No.4572050

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4572046
oh shit, Auntie Murderbones is an expert Base player!

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX)
12/15/20(Tue)13:03:09 No.4572051

Anonymous (ID: tY7utFeX) 12/15/20(Tue)13:03:09 No.4572051

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4572046
HELL YEA! The deadliest lesbian on earth!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/15/20(Tue)13:07:27 No.4572057

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/15/20(Tue)13:07:27 No.4572057

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>>4572051
>>4572050
Either way.... gotta suspend things here. My internet is shitting itself. Much apoologies. will continue tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ)
12/15/20(Tue)13:16:57 No.4572066

Anonymous (ID: MElvxsIJ) 12/15/20(Tue)13:16:57 No.4572066

>>4572046
Clearly this badarse bitch gave me said headache. And destroyed OP's internet.
We best prepare our anuses

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53)
12/15/20(Tue)16:25:57 No.4572240

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53) 12/15/20(Tue)16:25:57 No.4572240

Darnit I missed it again
>>4572057
Who is this wannabe emo rock player?

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/18/20(Fri)22:50:58 No.4576338

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/18/20(Fri)22:50:58 No.4576338

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Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy)
12/18/20(Fri)22:55:58 No.4576342

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy) 12/18/20(Fri)22:55:58 No.4576342

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4576338
>>4572057
We're doomed, now family members are coming after us

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/18/20(Fri)23:08:08 No.4576357

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/18/20(Fri)23:08:08 No.4576357

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>>4576342
Surely she's just visiting

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/18/20(Fri)23:08:49 No.4576360

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/18/20(Fri)23:08:49 No.4576360

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4576357
She's here to scold us on being "heroes" and challenges Shotasniffer to a fight.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/18/20(Fri)23:10:17 No.4576366

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/18/20(Fri)23:10:17 No.4576366

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4576357

She's here to aid us in our plans for villainy.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/18/20(Fri)23:13:53 No.4576372

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/18/20(Fri)23:13:53 No.4576372

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>>4576360
>>4576366
Hmmmmm

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/18/20(Fri)23:14:27 No.4576374

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/18/20(Fri)23:14:27 No.4576374

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4576372
you decide then, OP

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/18/20(Fri)23:18:41 No.4576381

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/18/20(Fri)23:18:41 No.4576381

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>>4576374
Aight call it, which is odds, which is evens

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/18/20(Fri)23:19:08 No.4576382

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/18/20(Fri)23:19:08 No.4576382

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4576372

DECIDE OP

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/18/20(Fri)23:19:26 No.4576384

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/18/20(Fri)23:19:26 No.4576384

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4576381
Let's go evens

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/18/20(Fri)23:22:12 No.4576387

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/18/20(Fri)23:22:12 No.4576387

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>>4576384
Alright, roll 2d100. First roll is for picking, second is result:

Evens: She's here to scold us on being "heroes" and challenges Shotasniffer to a fight.

Odds: She's here to aid us in our plans for villainy.

Tens: Both

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/18/20(Fri)23:24:34 No.4576388

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/18/20(Fri)23:24:34 No.4576388

Rolled 51, 65 = 116 (2d100)

>>4576387

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/18/20(Fri)23:25:30 No.4576391

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/18/20(Fri)23:25:30 No.4576391

Rolled 98, 61 = 159 (2d100)

>>4576387
>>4576388
rolling for TENS MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/18/20(Fri)23:32:50 No.4576402

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/18/20(Fri)23:32:50 No.4576402

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>>4576391
Oh nice she's here to help

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/18/20(Fri)23:34:38 No.4576406

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/18/20(Fri)23:34:38 No.4576406

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4576402

Her specialty is any kind of warfare banned by the Geneva convention.

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/18/20(Fri)23:35:04 No.4576408

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/18/20(Fri)23:35:04 No.4576408

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4576402
>>4576406
also playing electric guitar

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy)
12/18/20(Fri)23:36:57 No.4576416

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy) 12/18/20(Fri)23:36:57 No.4576416

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4576402
Also to beat up dad

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/18/20(Fri)23:44:30 No.4576424

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/18/20(Fri)23:44:30 No.4576424

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>>4576408
"Wassup kiddos. Heard you were planning to raid the heroes. Why don't ya gas them and then drop a virus bomb"

"uhhhh"

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/18/20(Fri)23:45:22 No.4576425

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/18/20(Fri)23:45:22 No.4576425

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4576424
That's actually a good idea. Why haven't we been doing that?

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/18/20(Fri)23:45:49 No.4576426

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/18/20(Fri)23:45:49 No.4576426

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4576424

"What kind of gas are we talking here?"

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy)
12/18/20(Fri)23:46:35 No.4576427

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy) 12/18/20(Fri)23:46:35 No.4576427

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4576424
Be more offended by the fact she's trying to act like a 90s kid

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/18/20(Fri)23:52:57 No.4576430

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/18/20(Fri)23:52:57 No.4576430

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>>4576427
"Violating the Geneva convention is totes radical!"

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/18/20(Fri)23:54:34 No.4576431

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/18/20(Fri)23:54:34 No.4576431

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4576430

As cringy as she is, you can't help but think she's onto something.

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy)
12/18/20(Fri)23:55:25 No.4576432

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy) 12/18/20(Fri)23:55:25 No.4576432

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4576430
Besides,we don't even have a virus bomb

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)00:05:05 No.4576440

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)00:05:05 No.4576440

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>>4576432
"Oh snap! That's bad, home skillet. But it's cool beans. You can just make one, or jack up some government facility and steal one. It's gonna be hella dope"

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)00:06:54 No.4576444

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)00:06:54 No.4576444

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4576440

Yeah, okee that's gucci, dawg. We're gonna make our own virus bomb with an incredibly rare virus that only lives on Skeleton Island gg no re XDDDD

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy)
12/19/20(Sat)00:07:42 No.4576445

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy) 12/19/20(Sat)00:07:42 No.4576445

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4576440
Ask our siblings if we have any biological or chemical weapons

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy)
12/19/20(Sat)00:08:44 No.4576447

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy) 12/19/20(Sat)00:08:44 No.4576447

>>4576444
whichever sibling said that needs to be punished

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)00:11:18 No.4576448

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)00:11:18 No.4576448

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>>4576444
"Definitely not me"

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy)
12/19/20(Sat)00:14:25 No.4576451

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy) 12/19/20(Sat)00:14:25 No.4576451

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4576448
>>4576445

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)00:14:32 No.4576452

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)00:14:32 No.4576452

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4576448

"Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo..."

"--LUDICROUS BOMB GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)00:16:50 No.4576454

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)00:16:50 No.4576454

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4576448

~~4chan ate my post-- rolled a 64 but I'm reposting again full text~~

"Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo..."

"--LUDICROUS BOMB GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)00:17:55 No.4576455

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)00:17:55 No.4576455

>>4576452
>>4576454

im rarted. guess it's there after all.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)00:19:45 No.4576457

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)00:19:45 No.4576457

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>>4576452
Your aunt's presence has whipped your siblings into a RADICAL SPEAK frenzy

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy)
12/19/20(Sat)00:22:26 No.4576460

Anonymous (ID: qzunATiy) 12/19/20(Sat)00:22:26 No.4576460

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4576457
At anyway, the plan sounds solid, hope it's not ruined by outside forces
~~Switch to Shadowboss Jr hunting for Texas~~

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)00:23:40 No.4576461

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)00:23:40 No.4576461

>>4576457

"So what kind of virus is this SPECIAL virus that we can use to NOSCOPE the heroes ++ 420 $$ 1337?"

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)00:24:52 No.4576462

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)00:24:52 No.4576462

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4576461

uhhh forgot my dice

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)00:31:32 No.4576465

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)00:31:32 No.4576465

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>>4576462
>>4576461
Well let's see, it's...

A. Derived from the FleshBob. Turns all who affected in berserking monsters, minus the flesh mutation
B. Derived from the FleshBob. Turns all who affected in berserking monsters, plus the flesh mutation
C. Something that can shut down their super powers
D. Something that makes them shit themselves
E. Something that causes various body parts to explode
F. Something that kills their internal organs violently
G. [enter your own suggestion here]

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)00:32:22 No.4576466

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)00:32:22 No.4576466

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4576465
C and D

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)00:34:01 No.4576467

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)00:34:01 No.4576467

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4576465

B. Derived from the FleshBob. Turns all who affected in berserking monsters, plus the flesh mutation
D. Something that makes them shit themselves
G. Makes all afflicted wildly affectionate towards the non-infected

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)00:35:07 No.4576469

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)00:35:07 No.4576469

>>4576467
Woah man

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)00:36:03 No.4576471

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)00:36:03 No.4576471

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>>4576467
Woah, calm down there anon

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)00:37:45 No.4576472

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)00:37:45 No.4576472

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4576471

NO--WE'RE GETTING OUR RAMPANT CHAOS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArNz8U7tgU4

Like this but with more poo

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)00:37:45 No.4576473

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)00:37:45 No.4576473

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4576471
"Wait, who fucking made this virus, you want berserking monsters to hug any non-infected while shitting themselves?"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)00:40:28 No.4576475

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)00:40:28 No.4576475

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>>4576472
Hmmm, sounds like you have a fetish

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)00:40:56 No.4576476

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)00:40:56 No.4576476

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4576475
>>4576473

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)00:41:37 No.4576477

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)00:41:37 No.4576477

Rolled (1d00)

>>4576475

A fetish for rampant chaos.

Get them scientists on that extraction process pronto!!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)00:50:52 No.4576486

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)00:50:52 No.4576486

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>>4576476
"Well, we could create the berserking mutant part, using the FleshBob samples. But the shitting and weirdly affectionate parts of the virus gotta come from somewhere else"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)00:54:22 No.4576489

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)00:54:22 No.4576489

>>4576486
We could get the shitting part from any virus that causes diarrhoea, but weirdly affectionate...
Is there anybody who's weirdly affectionate towards anything

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)00:58:21 No.4576494

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)00:58:21 No.4576494

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4576489
Roll 2d100 to see if you or your sibling know anybody like that

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)00:58:57 No.4576495

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)00:58:57 No.4576495

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4576489
>>4576486

Employ Marian and the Bettys for the affection.

Also Luke just ate Chile-polte and has been in the restroom for several hours straight.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)00:59:05 No.4576497

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)00:59:05 No.4576497

Rolled 88, 28 = 116 (2d100)

>>4576494

Anonymous (ID: hdic/Q8y)
12/19/20(Sat)00:59:28 No.4576500

Anonymous (ID: hdic/Q8y) 12/19/20(Sat)00:59:28 No.4576500

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4576489
Toxoplasma gondii. Instead of rats, uninfected humans.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)01:00:06 No.4576501

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)01:00:06 No.4576501

Rolled 52, 60 = 112 (2d100)

>>4576494
>>4576495

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)01:02:47 No.4576505

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)01:02:47 No.4576505

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>>4576497
Damn we don't know anybody, how sad

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)01:04:52 No.4576509

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)01:04:52 No.4576509

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4576505
How sad, we don't have anyone weirdly affectionate like how Shotasniffer is weirdly affectionate towards little boys...wait.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)01:07:09 No.4576511

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)01:07:09 No.4576511

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4576505

"Ok--- who's working on the bomb right now?"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)01:12:26 No.4576514

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)01:12:26 No.4576514

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>>4576509

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)01:13:45 No.4576516

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)01:13:45 No.4576516

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4576514
"Hey sis...can we get your DNA?"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)01:19:08 No.4576525

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)01:19:08 No.4576525

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>>4576516

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)01:22:33 No.4576527

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)01:22:33 No.4576527

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4576525
"For completely innocent non-virus reasons."

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)01:28:49 No.4576534

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)01:28:49 No.4576534

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>>4576527

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)01:33:03 No.4576537

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)01:33:03 No.4576537

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4576534
"please"

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)01:33:28 No.4576538

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)01:33:28 No.4576538

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4576534

JUST. DO IT.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)01:41:09 No.4576540

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)01:41:09 No.4576540

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>>4576538
Your siblings are being weird again

"C'mon kiddo, you won't even feel a thing!" Your aunt chimes in

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)01:43:59 No.4576544

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)01:43:59 No.4576544

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4576540
Clearly they're joking.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)01:47:40 No.4576547

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)01:47:40 No.4576547

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>>4576544
"Yes. Of course. Jokes"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)01:49:08 No.4576550

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)01:49:08 No.4576550

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4576547
"Now stand still while Ken prepares the syringe to take some DNA from you."
"Wait, what."

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)01:57:28 No.4576556

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)01:57:28 No.4576556

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>>4576550

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)01:59:12 No.4576557

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)01:59:12 No.4576557

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4576556
Switch to Shadowboss Jr hunting for Texas while the siblings try to collect Shotasniffer's DNA.
Side note: Shotasniffer's afraid of needles

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/19/20(Sat)02:05:03 No.4576562

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/19/20(Sat)02:05:03 No.4576562

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4576556
Shotasniffer won't stand for it
it means sharing boys with others
can't have that

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)02:11:01 No.4576570

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)02:11:01 No.4576570

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>>4576557
Damn I dind't know that, ya learn something new everyday

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)02:13:21 No.4576574

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)02:13:21 No.4576574

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4576570
So did the siblings

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/19/20(Sat)02:14:28 No.4576576

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/19/20(Sat)02:14:28 No.4576576

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4576570
>>4576574
I think siblings learned pain

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)02:16:19 No.4576578

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)02:16:19 No.4576578

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>>4576576

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/19/20(Sat)02:17:35 No.4576579

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/19/20(Sat)02:17:35 No.4576579

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4576578
let's just do mutant virus thing
simple is the best

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)02:18:45 No.4576581

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)02:18:45 No.4576581

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4576578
Now to shadowboss jr

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/19/20(Sat)02:25:39 No.4576586

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/19/20(Sat)02:25:39 No.4576586

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4576579

+1

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)02:30:19 No.4576591

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)02:30:19 No.4576591

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>>4576581
"Report"

"Uh yeah, your husband is still fighting his mom to contain her, Boss. Doesn't look like either side is gonna give up anytime soon"

"Damnit, he's gonna miss dinner at this rate"

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/19/20(Sat)02:32:58 No.4576593

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/19/20(Sat)02:32:58 No.4576593

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4576591
feel sad and neglected

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)02:40:07 No.4576598

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)02:40:07 No.4576598

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>>4576593
"I am now sad and neglected"

"uh, okay, boss"

"Inform my husband that he would require to buy me at least 5 tubs of ice cream when he gets back"

"But uh, boss, I can't get in there! Right in the middle of their battle, that'd be suicide!"

"Then you'd die for a good cause"

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/19/20(Sat)02:41:58 No.4576599

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/19/20(Sat)02:41:58 No.4576599

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4576598
Now with dessert sorted out, check on kids and their activities.

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
12/19/20(Sat)02:43:47 No.4576600

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 12/19/20(Sat)02:43:47 No.4576600

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4576598
>>4576599
Yeah, let's get to the viral bombs and all that.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)02:44:47 No.4576601

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)02:44:47 No.4576601

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4576598
>>4576599
Let's see the aftermath

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)02:48:41 No.4576603

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)02:48:41 No.4576603

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>>4576599
*screams of pain and sounds of chaos*

"Oh Murderbones is visiting, how nice of her to spend time with the kids"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)02:49:20 No.4576605

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)02:49:20 No.4576605

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4576603
"Ah well, back to finding Texas and beating him up."

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/19/20(Sat)02:50:02 No.4576606

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/19/20(Sat)02:50:02 No.4576606

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4576603
Say hello to her, it's only polite

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)02:53:47 No.4576608

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)02:53:47 No.4576608

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>>4576605
"Shoot at my children, will you...I will grind your bones into dust, Texas."

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/19/20(Sat)02:56:33 No.4576609

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/19/20(Sat)02:56:33 No.4576609

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4576608
And she found him in the building next to the ceremony.
The one with all the dead children and camped by heroes and villains

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/19/20(Sat)03:05:03 No.4576612

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/19/20(Sat)03:05:03 No.4576612

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4576608
check your to do list

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/19/20(Sat)03:05:50 No.4576613

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/19/20(Sat)03:05:50 No.4576613

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>>4576609
DUN DUN DUN

Also OP gotta leave for a bit, will continue later. Toodles.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
12/19/20(Sat)03:08:16 No.4576614

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 12/19/20(Sat)03:08:16 No.4576614

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>>4576613
thanks for bread OP, take care
we all have something which came up just last night

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/20/20(Sun)11:21:15 No.4577983

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/20/20(Sun)11:21:15 No.4577983

OP went to get some poak buns.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/20/20(Sun)20:38:48 No.4578592

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/20/20(Sun)20:38:48 No.4578592

>>4577983

Op went to get some cigarettes

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/22/20(Tue)08:03:06 No.4580319

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/22/20(Tue)08:03:06 No.4580319

>>4576613
he was never seen again

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)12:18:12 No.4580447

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)12:18:12 No.4580447

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>>4578592

Anonymous (ID: OW+vabpB)
12/22/20(Tue)12:19:36 No.4580448

Anonymous (ID: OW+vabpB) 12/22/20(Tue)12:19:36 No.4580448

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4580447
dab on someone
uhhhh, dab on some janitorial staff

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/22/20(Tue)12:20:21 No.4580449

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/22/20(Tue)12:20:21 No.4580449

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4580447
"Come in Bob."

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)12:26:48 No.4580457

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)12:26:48 No.4580457

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>>4580449
The door stays silent

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/22/20(Tue)12:28:17 No.4580459

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/22/20(Tue)12:28:17 No.4580459

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4580457
Lets check on Marian then.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)12:36:24 No.4580462

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)12:36:24 No.4580462

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>>4580459
Currently hiding under a table while his siblings deal with Shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/22/20(Tue)12:37:09 No.4580463

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/22/20(Tue)12:37:09 No.4580463

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4580462
Epic.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)12:37:59 No.4580465

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)12:37:59 No.4580465

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>>4580463

Anonymous (ID: KIHuIhDy)
12/22/20(Tue)12:39:11 No.4580468

Anonymous (ID: KIHuIhDy) 12/22/20(Tue)12:39:11 No.4580468

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4580465
flip table and say
"how the tables turn"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)12:42:17 No.4580472

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)12:42:17 No.4580472

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4580468
Roll 2d100 against the table

The table has a +10 bonus

Anonymous (ID: KIHuIhDy)
12/22/20(Tue)12:43:16 No.4580474

Anonymous (ID: KIHuIhDy) 12/22/20(Tue)12:43:16 No.4580474

Rolled 56, 17 = 73 (2d100)

>>4580472

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/22/20(Tue)12:44:11 No.4580475

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/22/20(Tue)12:44:11 No.4580475

Rolled 88, 75 = 163 (2d100)

>>4580472
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)12:52:01 No.4580480

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)12:52:01 No.4580480

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>>4580475
Sadly the table was too heavy and Marian only bumped his head against it

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/22/20(Tue)12:53:50 No.4580482

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/22/20(Tue)12:53:50 No.4580482

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4580480
Whats Bob up to?

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)13:00:54 No.4580486

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)13:00:54 No.4580486

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>>4580482
Depends, which Bob are you asking about?

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/22/20(Tue)13:02:38 No.4580490

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/22/20(Tue)13:02:38 No.4580490

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4580486
Both.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)13:06:00 No.4580492

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)13:06:00 No.4580492

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>>4580490
And who is this "Both" character

Anonymous (ID: M85sMUuU)
12/22/20(Tue)13:10:08 No.4580498

Anonymous (ID: M85sMUuU) 12/22/20(Tue)13:10:08 No.4580498

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4580492
whatever can we just look at shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/22/20(Tue)13:12:08 No.4580500

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/22/20(Tue)13:12:08 No.4580500

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4580492
Both of my nuts.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)13:23:01 No.4580508

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)13:23:01 No.4580508

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>>4580500

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/22/20(Tue)13:25:19 No.4580511

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/22/20(Tue)13:25:19 No.4580511

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4580508
Back to plot.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)13:38:22 No.4580522

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)13:38:22 No.4580522

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>>4580511

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/22/20(Tue)13:51:23 No.4580530

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/22/20(Tue)13:51:23 No.4580530

Threads dead see you later Op.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/22/20(Tue)13:52:47 No.4580532

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/22/20(Tue)13:52:47 No.4580532

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4580522

One of the siblings has secret ninja skills that they didnt know they had, awakened in the heat of the moment to get Shotasniffer’s DNA

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/22/20(Tue)13:56:05 No.4580535

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/22/20(Tue)13:56:05 No.4580535

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>>4580532
And WHO is it that gets these secret ninja powers? Roll a d10 before OP goes to sleep and continues next time

1. Marian
2. Ken
3. Jeanne
4. Chosen one
5. Rasputin
6. Betty
7. Luke
8. Olessa
9. Lilly
10. Quattro

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/22/20(Tue)13:57:57 No.4580537

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/22/20(Tue)13:57:57 No.4580537

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>4580535

nite OP

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/22/20(Tue)13:58:36 No.4580539

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/22/20(Tue)13:58:36 No.4580539

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>4580535
Nighty night.

Anonymous (ID: kuyz7t8j)
12/22/20(Tue)17:20:04 No.4580682

Anonymous (ID: kuyz7t8j) 12/22/20(Tue)17:20:04 No.4580682

>>4580537
OFC the Chosen one gets Chosen.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/23/20(Wed)06:46:23 No.4581293

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/23/20(Wed)06:46:23 No.4581293

>>4580682
he does fit the role, being the sneakiest

Anonymous (ID: s5psO8sq)
12/24/20(Thu)11:52:48 No.4582367

Anonymous (ID: s5psO8sq) 12/24/20(Thu)11:52:48 No.4582367

>>4580537
Well... that checks out

Anonymous (ID: kuyz7t8j)
12/25/20(Fri)02:16:42 No.4582839

Anonymous (ID: kuyz7t8j) 12/25/20(Fri)02:16:42 No.4582839

>>4580535
Merry Christmas ya fucking animate anatomy.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/25/20(Fri)08:36:22 No.4582981

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/25/20(Fri)08:36:22 No.4582981

>>4580535
OP is the real ninja

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/25/20(Fri)18:17:08 No.4583242

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/25/20(Fri)18:17:08 No.4583242

>>4580535

Merry Christmas, OP!!!!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/25/20(Fri)22:15:06 No.4583349

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/25/20(Fri)22:15:06 No.4583349

>>4583242
Cerry Mirstmas

Anonymous (ID: 3vQuhUtS)
12/25/20(Fri)23:11:40 No.4583360

Anonymous (ID: 3vQuhUtS) 12/25/20(Fri)23:11:40 No.4583360

Merry Christmas Op. Hope you got everything you wanted.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/25/20(Fri)23:59:59 No.4583370

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/25/20(Fri)23:59:59 No.4583370

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>>4583360
ye

Anonymous (ID: 3vQuhUtS)
12/26/20(Sat)00:21:36 No.4583382

Anonymous (ID: 3vQuhUtS) 12/26/20(Sat)00:21:36 No.4583382

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4583370
nice. Santa Deniers btfo

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/26/20(Sat)00:27:39 No.4583386

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/26/20(Sat)00:27:39 No.4583386

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>>4583382
Indeed, and since nobody's up, it's the holidays after all, imma go pass out by gorging on christmas food.

Happy Holidays

Anonymous (ID: 3vQuhUtS)
12/26/20(Sat)00:28:51 No.4583387

Anonymous (ID: 3vQuhUtS) 12/26/20(Sat)00:28:51 No.4583387

>>4583386
Night! Enjoy OP

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/26/20(Sat)00:31:22 No.4583389

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/26/20(Sat)00:31:22 No.4583389

>>4583387
Y-you too

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/26/20(Sat)00:32:13 No.4583391

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/26/20(Sat)00:32:13 No.4583391

>>4583386

NoooOOOOO I MISSED THE THREAAADDDDD...

~~See you next time, OP!~~

Anonymous (ID: 5Rer4q83)
12/26/20(Sat)01:40:58 No.4583415

Anonymous (ID: 5Rer4q83) 12/26/20(Sat)01:40:58 No.4583415

>>4583386
happy holidays

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/26/20(Sat)02:28:12 No.4583429

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/26/20(Sat)02:28:12 No.4583429

>>4583386
damnit missed the timing, enjoy your holidays

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)10:52:21 No.4586769

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)10:52:21 No.4586769

2 hours

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)10:54:34 No.4586772

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)10:54:34 No.4586772

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>>4586769
hmm yes.

time

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)10:55:45 No.4586774

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)10:55:45 No.4586774

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4586772
it's almost high noon

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)10:57:01 No.4586776

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)10:57:01 No.4586776

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>>4586774

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)10:58:59 No.4586777

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)10:58:59 No.4586777

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4586776
not according to texas

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)11:06:00 No.4586784

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)11:06:00 No.4586784

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>>4586777
Ah yes. His signature trick. Challenging people to a standoff at high noon. And shooting them in the face when the clock wasn't even anywhere near 12.

What an asshole.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)11:08:43 No.4586786

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)11:08:43 No.4586786

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4586784
"HOW DID THEY EVEN FIND ME"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)11:17:47 No.4586796

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)11:17:47 No.4586796

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>>4586786
"THIS SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE! I left no tracks! I didn't even decorate this nondescript office building with any stereotypical cowboy stuff! I don't even put my cowboy movies on speaker! Nobody should be able to find me! Unlesss...."

A. Extreme incompetence lead to a gap in the preventive measures
B. A mole, a turncoat, a traitor, a spy!
C. Other side literally has magic

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)11:18:36 No.4586797

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)11:18:36 No.4586797

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4586796
A+B+C

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)11:24:27 No.4586800

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)11:24:27 No.4586800

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>>4586797
Of course! Texas has foolishly traveled here on horseback! In the middle of an urban city! And the horse was a spy for Shadowboss Jr! As it was a magic horse

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)11:25:45 No.4586802

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)11:25:45 No.4586802

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4586800
Also the suspicious amount of dead children near the building

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)11:31:08 No.4586809

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)11:31:08 No.4586809

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>>4586802
That and he couldn't stop ranting about how "he actually only shot one kid to death. Once......in awhile" every or so hour

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)11:33:42 No.4586813

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)11:33:42 No.4586813

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4586809
Now back to the siblings.
"Ok Chosen One, you got the shot, now help me wake up my older brothers and sisters while Big Sis is going through her PTSD"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)11:39:34 No.4586815

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)11:39:34 No.4586815

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>>4586813
"WHAT?! WHY ME"

"Because you're the one with the super secret ninja powers"

"BASED ON WHAT EVIDENCE"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)11:41:52 No.4586817

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)11:41:52 No.4586817

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4586815
All those sneak missions you did? Like that lab one recently?

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)11:43:34 No.4586818

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)11:43:34 No.4586818

>>4586817
Also that island one where Ken was literally there to see him do his stuff

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)11:49:07 No.4586823

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)11:49:07 No.4586823

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>>4586817
>>4586818
"You managed to keep me hidden for the entirety of the operation and pretended to be a spooky cave ghost the whole time"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)11:50:53 No.4586824

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)11:50:53 No.4586824

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4586823
"THAT COULD BE ANYONE-"
"Also Lilly told me you doodled on her diary "KNIGHTS SUX" on page 45 without anyone noticing you come in her room that one time"
"SHE'S LYING IT WAS PAGE 54-"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)11:57:51 No.4586825

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)11:57:51 No.4586825

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>>4586824
"AHA!"

"FUCK"

"Now get in there and shove the needle into her"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)12:01:04 No.4586826

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)12:01:04 No.4586826

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4586825
"FINE, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DISTRACT HER"
"Rasputin and Auntie Murderbones are doing pretty well by dodging and spouting out radical words."

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)12:12:05 No.4586831

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)12:12:05 No.4586831

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>>4586826
"COWABUNGA, DUDES"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)12:14:16 No.4586833

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)12:14:16 No.4586833

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4586831
Do your job Chosen One, Lilly and Ken can wake the others up from their involuntary naps

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)12:19:42 No.4586835

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)12:19:42 No.4586835

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>>4586833
Yeah! How hard can it be?! You can do itt!

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53)
12/29/20(Tue)12:20:30 No.4586837

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53) 12/29/20(Tue)12:20:30 No.4586837

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4586835
Do it because no one else can

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)12:20:41 No.4586838

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)12:20:41 No.4586838

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4586835
Just think of it as another stealth mission

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)12:25:44 No.4586841

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)12:25:44 No.4586841

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>>4586837
"I'm starting to think Dad picked me to have the title of "Chosen One" for a reason."

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)12:28:03 No.4586843

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)12:28:03 No.4586843

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4586841
"You sure it wasn't because he really liked Kung Pow?"
"Then he would have named me Betty instead"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)12:29:41 No.4586844

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)12:29:41 No.4586844

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4586841
Lets see how the Astro hell wizard and his son are doing.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)12:39:02 No.4586847

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)12:39:02 No.4586847

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>>4586844
"FATHER! NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Forgive me my son. The Intergalactic Coalition has foiled my plans. By detonating the sun of the star system, they have consigned billions to death and destroyed the Chaos Portal from which I was to unleash the might of the 666 Hell Dimensions unto the universe. Our army lay in waste as the Chrome Plated Death Warriors storm our fortress. This is the only way to keep you safe."

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)12:41:40 No.4586849

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)12:41:40 No.4586849

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4586847
Wow very interesting, let's go back to CO.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)12:41:54 No.4586850

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)12:41:54 No.4586850

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4586847
And then he gets attacked by 2 skeletons fighting each other

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)12:43:41 No.4586852

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)12:43:41 No.4586852

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>>4586850
Unfortunately the budget just ran out

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53)
12/29/20(Tue)12:45:13 No.4586853

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53) 12/29/20(Tue)12:45:13 No.4586853

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4586852
Quick, scam a guy by pretending to be an investment banker or something!

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)12:45:35 No.4586854

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)12:45:35 No.4586854

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4586852
At least Steve died earlier.
>>4586849

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)12:56:10 No.4586861

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)12:56:10 No.4586861

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>>4586854
In the midst of battle, Chosen One has managed to sneak onto the ceiling of the meeting room. He is now above where Shotasniffer is raging against Rasputin and Auntie Murderbones. Naturally, all 3 of them has not noticed him

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)12:58:35 No.4586863

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)12:58:35 No.4586863

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4586861
Do cool ninja shit.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
12/29/20(Tue)13:01:05 No.4586865

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 12/29/20(Tue)13:01:05 No.4586865

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4586861
All he has to do is jump down, take the DNA, pass it to Rasputin, then run for cover.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)13:09:00 No.4586872

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)13:09:00 No.4586872

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Rolled 495 (1d1000)

>>4586863
Roll 2d1000

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)13:10:02 No.4586874

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)13:10:02 No.4586874

>>4586872
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)13:11:49 No.4586878

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)13:11:49 No.4586878

Rolled 820, 877 = 1697 (2d1000)

>>4586874
Oops.

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53)
12/29/20(Tue)13:16:36 No.4586882

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53) 12/29/20(Tue)13:16:36 No.4586882

Rolled 26, 51 = 77 (2d100)

>>4586872
h

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)13:26:45 No.4586891

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)13:26:45 No.4586891

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Rolled 490 (1d1000)

>>4586878
Swiftly, the Chosen One moves in, undetected. He is almost there! So close now! Roll 2d1000

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)13:27:35 No.4586892

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)13:27:35 No.4586892

Rolled 247, 890 = 1137 (2d1000)

>>4586891
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)13:42:00 No.4586906

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)13:42:00 No.4586906

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>>4586892

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53)
12/29/20(Tue)13:43:00 No.4586907

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53) 12/29/20(Tue)13:43:00 No.4586907

>>4586906
Did it work?

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)13:44:37 No.4586908

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)13:44:37 No.4586908

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4586906
Meanwhile at Conspiracy HQ.
"Hey boss we found a weird child in sector 26."

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)13:57:49 No.4586928

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)13:57:49 No.4586928

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>>4586908
"You can just call it the Bathroom, Jim"

"YEAH WELL MAYBE I'M JUST KEEPING WITH PROTOCOL"

"We're under new management, Jim. We don't need to call rooms "sectors" anymore"

"WELL THEN MAYBE I'M JUST AVERSE TO CHANGE"

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53)
12/29/20(Tue)14:00:36 No.4586930

Anonymous (ID: T8QKZw53) 12/29/20(Tue)14:00:36 No.4586930

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4586928
Punch Jim in the face and check if Shotasniffer is okay

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)14:01:06 No.4586932

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)14:01:06 No.4586932

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4586928
"Hey Tom there's a skeleton on the Tv."

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)14:06:50 No.4586936

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)14:06:50 No.4586936

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>>4586932
"Tell it to get the fuck down from there then"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)14:10:03 No.4586941

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)14:10:03 No.4586941

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4586936
Back to our successful extraction of SS's dna.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)14:21:41 No.4586957

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)14:21:41 No.4586957

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>>4586941
"I did it guys! I got the sample!"

"Good job Chosen One! Now we need to pacify her too!"

"....oh ye"

Shotasniffer is still awake and angry

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)14:23:50 No.4586962

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)14:23:50 No.4586962

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4586957
Time for a convenient sponsorship from Jeoff's Door emporium

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)14:30:20 No.4586976

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)14:30:20 No.4586976

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>>4586962
"C'MON DOWN AND GET YOUR VERY OWN DOOR TODAY! AND GET A FREE COPY OF PERSONA 3!"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)14:33:05 No.4586982

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)14:33:05 No.4586982

>>4586976
Wow! What a bargain.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/29/20(Tue)14:35:33 No.4586984

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/29/20(Tue)14:35:33 No.4586984

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4586976

AUNT MURDERBONES HAS A CONVENIENT TRANQUILIZER GAS BOMB...

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)14:49:09 No.4587013

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>>4586984
REMEMBER KIDS! CHEMICAL WEAPONS ARE TOTALLY RADICAL

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/29/20(Tue)14:50:47 No.4587020

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/29/20(Tue)14:50:47 No.4587020

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4587013

Shotasniffer faceplants from the tranquilizer bomb... as do several other siblings cause Aunty Murderbones forgot to warn them ~~(whoopsies)~~

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
12/29/20(Tue)14:51:06 No.4587021

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 12/29/20(Tue)14:51:06 No.4587021

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4587013
Roll time.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)14:57:57 No.4587025

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)14:57:57 No.4587025

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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4587020
Depends,

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
12/29/20(Tue)15:02:00 No.4587028

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 12/29/20(Tue)15:02:00 No.4587028

Rolled 9, 55 = 64 (2d100)

>>4587025

~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljwUlY9WW1I~~

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
12/29/20(Tue)15:08:16 No.4587036

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 12/29/20(Tue)15:08:16 No.4587036

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>>4587028
"Whoopsies"

And so the skellies went sleep sleep

And so will OP. THread will continue when it continues later woooooo

updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: sXDqfpPK)
01/01/21(Fri)22:11:33 No.4590650

Anonymous (ID: sXDqfpPK) 01/01/21(Fri)22:11:33 No.4590650

>>4587036
Wake up skeletons

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/01/21(Fri)22:15:30 No.4590655

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/01/21(Fri)22:15:30 No.4590655

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4590650

WAKEY WAKEY EGGS N BAKEY!!!

How many skellies got caught up in the gas blast?

Anonymous (ID: 4DlmY5ap)
01/01/21(Fri)23:25:33 No.4590707

Anonymous (ID: 4DlmY5ap) 01/01/21(Fri)23:25:33 No.4590707

>>4590655
Unknown because OP's post was eaten by himself

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/01/21(Fri)23:26:03 No.4590708

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>>4590650
>>4590655

Anonymous (ID: 4DlmY5ap)
01/01/21(Fri)23:27:29 No.4590711

Anonymous (ID: 4DlmY5ap) 01/01/21(Fri)23:27:29 No.4590711

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4590708
Pretty much all of them except Rasputin (mask) and Lilly (short)

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/01/21(Fri)23:31:48 No.4590713

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/01/21(Fri)23:31:48 No.4590713

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>>4590711

Anonymous (ID: 4DlmY5ap)
01/01/21(Fri)23:33:06 No.4590715

Anonymous (ID: 4DlmY5ap) 01/01/21(Fri)23:33:06 No.4590715

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4590713
Also Murderbones (immunity from one too many sleep bombs)

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/01/21(Fri)23:35:35 No.4590718

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/01/21(Fri)23:35:35 No.4590718

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4590713
>>4590715

RADICAL!!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/01/21(Fri)23:39:05 No.4590719

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>>4590718
She's built up an immunity due to getting high from her own supply

"TUBULAR"

Anonymous (ID: 4DlmY5ap)
01/01/21(Fri)23:41:03 No.4590720

Anonymous (ID: 4DlmY5ap) 01/01/21(Fri)23:41:03 No.4590720

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4590719
Wonder if that's one of the reasons why your dad doesn't like her.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/01/21(Fri)23:44:38 No.4590722

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/01/21(Fri)23:44:38 No.4590722

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4590719

Ah, well, let's get our scientists on this virus thingy pronto.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/01/21(Fri)23:48:13 No.4590727

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/01/21(Fri)23:48:13 No.4590727

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>>4590720
FLAAASHBACK

"Goddamnit Murderbones"

"Broooooooo, taaaaake a chilllll pillllllll"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/01/21(Fri)23:49:21 No.4590729

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/01/21(Fri)23:49:21 No.4590729

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4590727
Lets go do some science.

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM)
01/01/21(Fri)23:50:28 No.4590732

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM) 01/01/21(Fri)23:50:28 No.4590732

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4590727
"YOU'RE NOT MY SISTER, YOU'RE JUST A COUSIN"
>>4590729

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/01/21(Fri)23:52:12 No.4590734

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/01/21(Fri)23:52:12 No.4590734

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>>4590729
>>4590732
"yeeeaaaaaa, let'ssss do some scieneceeeee. Let's test how much gas does it take to get a skeleton hiiiigh. C'mon cuz, scoot over here and chilllll wiiith meeeeh"

"Pass"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/01/21(Fri)23:53:32 No.4590736

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/01/21(Fri)23:53:32 No.4590736

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4590734
Back to the fucking present now, Lets do some sconce.

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM)
01/01/21(Fri)23:54:56 No.4590737

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM) 01/01/21(Fri)23:54:56 No.4590737

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4590734
Back to present where we're waking up our scientists who are apparently in a compromising position

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)00:00:13 No.4590740

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>>4590737
"Don't look, Lilly"

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM)
01/02/21(Sat)00:01:33 No.4590742

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM) 01/02/21(Sat)00:01:33 No.4590742

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4590740
Remind yourself that you're supposed to punish Ken.
Then get out the full review of SRAT 3 by Marian.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/02/21(Sat)00:01:54 No.4590743

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/02/21(Sat)00:01:54 No.4590743

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4590740

The (quarantined) test subjects are responding magnificently.

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)00:04:14 No.4590746

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)00:04:14 No.4590746

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4590740
Look anyway.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)00:11:36 No.4590752

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>>4590743
"Report"

"Uh yeah. Virus development is going well. They're going berserk and shitting themselves, as planned. As soon as Shotasniffer's samples get delivered down here, we can start on integrating the weirdly affectionate part in"

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)00:13:38 No.4590753

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)00:13:38 No.4590753

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4590752
I've thought of idea, lets develop addictive videogame so humanity will suffer from wasting time

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM)
01/02/21(Sat)00:14:29 No.4590754

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM) 01/02/21(Sat)00:14:29 No.4590754

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4590752
Also some kid suddenly teleported in and now those cultist guys are praying to him as the second coming

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)00:20:24 No.4590759

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>>4590754
"What?"

"Yeah, some kid teleported in so the cultists we got from the Ancient Evil is now worshiping him"

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/02/21(Sat)00:20:48 No.4590760

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/02/21(Sat)00:20:48 No.4590760

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4590753

+1

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)00:21:36 No.4590761

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)00:21:36 No.4590761

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4590759
What?

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM)
01/02/21(Sat)00:22:15 No.4590763

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM) 01/02/21(Sat)00:22:15 No.4590763

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4590759
Do not tell that to my sister
>>4590753
So basically we're making them overweight otakus

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)00:22:55 No.4590764

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)00:22:55 No.4590764

>>4590763
yes

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)00:22:59 No.4590765

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)00:22:59 No.4590765

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4590759
"Also the shit seems to be alive."

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/02/21(Sat)00:26:02 No.4590766

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/02/21(Sat)00:26:02 No.4590766

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4590763

Supporting maximum doki doki vid-NYA

Who will design it?

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)00:26:53 No.4590768

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>>4590761
"YEah, kid's just popped outta nowhere. Now the cultists are calling him their messiah."

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)00:27:46 No.4590769

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)00:27:46 No.4590769

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4590768
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM)
01/02/21(Sat)00:28:15 No.4590771

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM) 01/02/21(Sat)00:28:15 No.4590771

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4590768
>>4590763
>>4590765

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)00:28:29 No.4590773

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)00:28:29 No.4590773

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4590768
Lets check on Marian.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/02/21(Sat)00:28:36 No.4590774

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/02/21(Sat)00:28:36 No.4590774

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4590768

VIDYA.

VIDYA.

V

I

D

Y

A

Plus, if we take over popular media... no one will think to question us... in regards to that, also have a few skellies infiltrate Hollywood to make skellie propoganda films. We could even have them start a whole studio!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)00:36:31 No.4590779

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)00:36:31 No.4590779

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>>4590771
"Well just keep that from Shotasniffer then"

"Oh and uh, another thing, Rasputin"

"What?"

"The shit that the infected shits out, it coalesces and turned into a mutant"

"......"

"Kinda like a weaker version of the Fleshbob mutants"

".........."

"Except made out of shit"

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)00:37:40 No.4590780

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)00:37:40 No.4590780

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4590779
let's nuke this project and act like it never happened in the first place

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)00:38:11 No.4590781

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)00:38:11 No.4590781

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4590779
>>4590773

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM)
01/02/21(Sat)00:39:02 No.4590782

Anonymous (ID: EWVddVEM) 01/02/21(Sat)00:39:02 No.4590782

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4590779
Better stand well clear before we activate it then.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/02/21(Sat)00:40:48 No.4590784

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/02/21(Sat)00:40:48 No.4590784

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4590779

Ok-- destroy the shitbobs and begin loading the bombs in preparation for the festival. Make sure we don't mess this up this time.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)00:44:33 No.4590787

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>>4590782
"OH and the shitblobs have started talking.....they're demanding citizen rights"

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)00:45:39 No.4590789

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)00:45:39 No.4590789

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4590787
what have we done

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)00:46:19 No.4590790

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)00:46:19 No.4590790

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4590787
Lets just do the mission thing.

Anonymous (ID: 5siTLhmF)
01/02/21(Sat)00:47:01 No.4590791

Anonymous (ID: 5siTLhmF) 01/02/21(Sat)00:47:01 No.4590791

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4590787
We've gone too far, they're becoming POLITICAL.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/02/21(Sat)00:49:11 No.4590794

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/02/21(Sat)00:49:11 No.4590794

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4590787

Keep the shitblobs in quarantine. Blow them up

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/02/21(Sat)00:49:52 No.4590796

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/02/21(Sat)00:49:52 No.4590796

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4590787
>>4590791
This calls for the guidance of THE AMAZINGLY NEARLY-FULLY JEWISH GHOST THAT IS JOHN CENA

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.4590799

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)00:53:44 No.4590799

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>>4590790
"Right, time to spring our trap at your award ceremony, sis. Let's go"

"hmmm......nubile...young boys......mmmmmm"

"Well now that's a problem"

Anonymous (ID: 36vYbpij)
01/02/21(Sat)00:55:39 No.4590801

Anonymous (ID: 36vYbpij) 01/02/21(Sat)00:55:39 No.4590801

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4590799
Why not you go scout the ceremony Lilly

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)00:56:09 No.4590802

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)00:56:09 No.4590802

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4590799
Ignore it, Also get the mystery child so we may interrogate it.

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)00:57:36 No.4590804

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)00:57:36 No.4590804

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4590799
go quickly while I hold her down

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)01:00:53 No.4590808

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)01:00:53 No.4590808

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>>4590802
"Lilly. Watch over our sleeping siblings while I go check on whatever the hell's going on down in the labs. If big sis wakes up, gimme a call, okay?"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)01:01:56 No.4590809

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)01:01:56 No.4590809

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4590808
Time to wake up our siblings for the award ceremony

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/02/21(Sat)01:02:48 No.4590811

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/02/21(Sat)01:02:48 No.4590811

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4590808

+1

wake em up

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)01:07:20 No.4590813

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)01:07:20 No.4590813

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>>4590809
Alright Lilly, what's your big brain plan to wake up the skellies?

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)01:08:39 No.4590814

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)01:08:39 No.4590814

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4590813
"Whack them with a sword in the hilt maybe?"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)01:09:37 No.4590816

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)01:09:37 No.4590816

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4590813
Powerbomb them.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/02/21(Sat)01:09:42 No.4590817

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/02/21(Sat)01:09:42 No.4590817

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4590813

Airhorn!!!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)01:11:47 No.4590820

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)01:11:47 No.4590820

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>>4590814
hmmm yes, smacking them with one your swords...

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)01:12:52 No.4590821

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)01:12:52 No.4590821

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4590820
The one that grows of course.

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/02/21(Sat)01:12:59 No.4590822

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/02/21(Sat)01:12:59 No.4590822

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4590820

DO IT!

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)01:13:41 No.4590824

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)01:13:41 No.4590824

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4590820
>>4590821
>>4590822

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)01:23:52 No.4590828

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)01:23:52 No.4590828

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>>4590824

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)01:24:30 No.4590829

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)01:24:30 No.4590829

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4590828
Slam that jam.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)01:25:07 No.4590830

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)01:25:07 No.4590830

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4590828
WHAM

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/02/21(Sat)01:26:33 No.4590832

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/02/21(Sat)01:26:33 No.4590832

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4590828

WAKEEEEYYYYY WAKEEYYYYYY

UUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)01:29:25 No.4590833

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)01:29:25 No.4590833

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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4590830
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)01:30:39 No.4590834

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)01:30:39 No.4590834

Rolled 53, 96 = 149 (2d100)

>>4590833
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)01:31:29 No.4590835

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)01:31:29 No.4590835

Rolled 45, 9 = 54 (2d100)

>>4590833
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/02/21(Sat)01:32:34 No.4590836

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/02/21(Sat)01:32:34 No.4590836

Rolled 3, 46 = 49 (2d100)

>>4590833
Kersplat

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)01:35:31 No.4590837

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)01:35:31 No.4590837

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>>4590834

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)01:35:54 No.4590838

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)01:35:54 No.4590838

>>4590837
nothing beats a good wham

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)01:36:56 No.4590841

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)01:36:56 No.4590841

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4590837
>>4590838
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)01:37:17 No.4590842

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)01:37:17 No.4590842

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4590837
>>4590841

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)01:42:14 No.4590843

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)01:42:14 No.4590843

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>>4590842

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)01:43:31 No.4590844

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)01:43:31 No.4590844

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4590843
literally woke up everyone

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)01:44:40 No.4590845

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)01:44:40 No.4590845

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>>4590844
"You're grounded"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)01:47:21 No.4590847

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)01:47:21 No.4590847

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4590845
Lets check on good ol Bob.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)01:47:40 No.4590848

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)01:47:40 No.4590848

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4590845
Awwww.
>>4590847

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/02/21(Sat)01:49:22 No.4590849

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/02/21(Sat)01:49:22 No.4590849

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4590845
Oh no, duration not specified

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)01:49:47 No.4590850

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)01:49:47 No.4590850

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>>4590848
Behold, a man named Bob. he's about to eat a chicken

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)01:51:02 No.4590851

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)01:51:02 No.4590851

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4590850
The other good ol Bob.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)01:51:20 No.4590853

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)01:51:20 No.4590853

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4590850
eat the chicken

Anonymous (ID: qJhFnl2p)
01/02/21(Sat)01:53:00 No.4590855

Anonymous (ID: qJhFnl2p) 01/02/21(Sat)01:53:00 No.4590855

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4590850
Chicken becomes alive

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)01:56:56 No.4590861

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)01:56:56 No.4590861

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>>4590851
Oh that one? That's the chicken

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)01:57:39 No.4590863

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)01:57:39 No.4590863

>>4590861
Chicken Bob becomes alive and strangles human Bob

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)01:58:32 No.4590864

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)01:58:32 No.4590864

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4590861
>>4590863

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)02:04:58 No.4590866

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)02:04:58 No.4590866

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>>4590864

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)02:06:02 No.4590868

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)02:06:02 No.4590868

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4590866
Lets check on conspiracy twat Bob.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)02:06:05 No.4590869

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)02:06:05 No.4590869

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4590866
Back to Bobby, being the "star attraction" of the ceremony.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)02:11:40 No.4590871

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)02:11:40 No.4590871

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>>4590868
"Rasputin hasn't called in a while. Must not have any work planned. Great for me though, more time for vidya"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)02:12:18 No.4590872

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)02:12:18 No.4590872

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4590871
He's playing with a ninja

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)02:13:21 No.4590873

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)02:13:21 No.4590873

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4590871
Revel that he is a skeleton who's defining trait is his missing jaw.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)02:16:53 No.4590874

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)02:16:53 No.4590874

>>4590873
what

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)02:17:29 No.4590875

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)02:17:29 No.4590875

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>>4590873

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)02:18:45 No.4590876

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)02:18:45 No.4590876

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4590875
Bob: "who stole my clothe-"
Rasputin: "Why are you in your pants"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)02:19:17 No.4590877

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)02:19:17 No.4590877

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4590875
"Wait Bob your a skeleton too? Also why is your head soo tiny."

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)02:23:05 No.4590879

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)02:23:05 No.4590879

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>>4590876
"Wh--Why am I in my pants? The hell does that mean?"

"YEah I dunno either"

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)02:23:46 No.4590881

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)02:23:46 No.4590881

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4590879
back to playing vidya
whatcha playing

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)02:24:10 No.4590882

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)02:24:10 No.4590882

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4590879
Real question is why are the shitbobs being political

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)02:25:29 No.4590884

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)02:25:29 No.4590884

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4590879
Revel that Bob is having a fevor dream, then return to island shenanigans.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)02:27:36 No.4590886

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)02:27:36 No.4590886

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>>4590881
"You're playing like shit, that's what you're playing"

"FUCK YOU NINJA"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)02:28:15 No.4590888

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)02:28:15 No.4590888

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4590886
>>4590884

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)02:28:30 No.4590889

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)02:28:30 No.4590889

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4590886
Rasputin is behind for real this time

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)02:29:35 No.4590891

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)02:29:35 No.4590891

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4590886
Fuck your minmaxers, if I want to give a gun to swordsman I WILL AND YOU WILL NOT STOP ME

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)02:34:22 No.4590895

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)02:34:22 No.4590895

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>>4590888
"PRAISE BE TO THE MESSIAH!"

"YOU WILL LEAD US NOW THAT THE ANCIENT EVIL IS GONE"

"USHER IN AN AGE OF DARKNESS, GREAT ONE"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/02/21(Sat)02:35:39 No.4590898

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/02/21(Sat)02:35:39 No.4590898

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4590895
Use your expertise in child-rearing, Rasputin

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/02/21(Sat)02:35:41 No.4590899

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/02/21(Sat)02:35:41 No.4590899

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4590895
Punt a bitch

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)02:36:55 No.4590900

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)02:36:55 No.4590900

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4590895
>>4590899

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)02:42:40 No.4590901

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)02:42:40 No.4590901

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>>4590900
"I need to have a word with your "messiah". Go back to your rooms"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/02/21(Sat)02:44:15 No.4590902

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/02/21(Sat)02:44:15 No.4590902

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4590901
Retrieve punted child for interrogation.

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/02/21(Sat)02:50:25 No.4590906

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/02/21(Sat)02:50:25 No.4590906

>>4590901
>>4590902
This messiah needs education on what happened to Charles Manson, especially the part where he went bald

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/02/21(Sat)02:53:17 No.4590909

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/02/21(Sat)02:53:17 No.4590909

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>>4590902
Full disclosure, he only punted one of the cultists.

BUT ANYWAY TO THE RASPUTIN CAVE....WHICH WILL BE...LATER. CUZ NOW OP GOTTA GO. SEE YA ANONS

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB)
01/02/21(Sat)03:06:51 No.4590916

Anonymous (ID: 2BcARMRB) 01/02/21(Sat)03:06:51 No.4590916

>>4590909
thanks for bread, OP
and while late - happy new years
have a good one

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)09:19:43 No.4594957

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)09:19:43 No.4594957

24 hours passed

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)10:40:06 No.4595027

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)10:40:06 No.4595027

Also an hour has passed since Bobby was captured by the heroes

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)10:43:24 No.4595031

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)10:43:24 No.4595031

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>>4595027
Based on what evidence

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)10:44:13 No.4595033

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)10:44:13 No.4595033

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4595031
Bobby REEEEEEEing for an hour straight

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)10:46:45 No.4595036

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)10:46:45 No.4595036

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>>4595033

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)10:48:56 No.4595039

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)10:48:56 No.4595039

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4595036
Let's go back to Lilly being grounded while the rest of the siblings get ready for the ceremony...which is next door.

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/05/21(Tue)10:51:39 No.4595041

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/05/21(Tue)10:51:39 No.4595041

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4595036
Lets check on nobody.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)10:58:01 No.4595050

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)10:58:01 No.4595050

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>>4595039
This is clear opression

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/05/21(Tue)10:59:18 No.4595051

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/05/21(Tue)10:59:18 No.4595051

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4595050
Call Bob but not skeleton Bob because skeleton Bob does not exist.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)10:59:31 No.4595052

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)10:59:31 No.4595052

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4595050
Sulk at how they're getting all the fun while you're sitting alone for waking them up from a deep slumber

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)11:05:26 No.4595066

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)11:05:26 No.4595066

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>>4595051
"What? How did you get this number?"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)11:06:12 No.4595067

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)11:06:12 No.4595067

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4595066
Rasputin gave it to me, also it's literally in your namecard

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)11:11:30 No.4595075

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)11:11:30 No.4595075

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>>4595067
"Anyway, anything I can help you with then?"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)11:12:45 No.4595078

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)11:12:45 No.4595078

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4595075
pick me up because my siblings grounded me for helping them wake up

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/05/21(Tue)11:16:11 No.4595082

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/05/21(Tue)11:16:11 No.4595082

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4595075
>>4595078
Also get me some ice cream

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)11:17:30 No.4595084

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)11:17:30 No.4595084

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>>4595078
"Uhhhhhh, depends on if you can assure my safety or not"

Anonymous (ID: /yGpduyL)
01/05/21(Tue)11:17:32 No.4595085

Anonymous (ID: /yGpduyL) 01/05/21(Tue)11:17:32 No.4595085

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4595082
fire cream

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)11:18:37 No.4595087

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)11:18:37 No.4595087

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4595084
The buildings are like literally next to each other and all you have to do is say you know Rasputin and they'll just let you off
>>4595082

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/05/21(Tue)11:19:32 No.4595089

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/05/21(Tue)11:19:32 No.4595089

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4595084
Maybe, Depends on the kind of junk food you can acquire before you pick me up.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)11:28:38 No.4595097

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)11:28:38 No.4595097

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>>4595089
"Oh uh, sure, what would you like?"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)11:29:23 No.4595102

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)11:29:23 No.4595102

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4595097
Ice cream. Lots of it. Of every flavor.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)11:38:25 No.4595109

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)11:38:25 No.4595109

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Rolled 915 (1d1000)

>>4595102
"A-Alright. I'll be right over"

Roll 1d1000 for Bob's success rate

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)11:39:00 No.4595111

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)11:39:00 No.4595111

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4595109

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)11:39:35 No.4595112

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)11:39:35 No.4595112

Rolled 851 (1d1000)

>>4595109
>>4595111
better bring an entire group

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/05/21(Tue)11:40:23 No.4595113

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/05/21(Tue)11:40:23 No.4595113

Rolled 560 (1d1000)

>>4595109
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)11:45:38 No.4595119

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)11:45:38 No.4595119

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>>4595112
"Sorry sir. We've JUST ran out of every single flavor in existence. There's only Vanilla left, will that be okay?"

"FUCK"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)11:47:59 No.4595121

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)11:47:59 No.4595121

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4595119
Let's move on to the actual ceremony while the conspiracy, ninjas and cultists search every ice cream shop for flavors

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/05/21(Tue)11:49:50 No.4595123

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/05/21(Tue)11:49:50 No.4595123

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4595119
What the fuck? Who took all your ice cream!? Its goddamn winter!

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/05/21(Tue)11:50:10 No.4595124

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/05/21(Tue)11:50:10 No.4595124

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4595119
What's Rasputin up to?

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)11:54:15 No.4595125

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)11:54:15 No.4595125

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>>4595123
"We have a strict customer confidentiality policy sir. Now would you like your vanilla ice cream in a tub or in square containers?"

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH)
01/05/21(Tue)11:55:37 No.4595128

Anonymous (ID: sI3e+0sH) 01/05/21(Tue)11:55:37 No.4595128

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4595125
"Square please."

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)11:56:18 No.4595130

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)11:56:18 No.4595130

>>4595125
Search every ice cream shop for flavors, we need those flavors!
Also:
"Square containers, please"

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/05/21(Tue)11:56:25 No.4595132

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/05/21(Tue)11:56:25 No.4595132

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4595125
Just give me as much as you have left, maybe I can make up for lack of quality with quantity

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/05/21(Tue)11:56:50 No.4595134

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/05/21(Tue)11:56:50 No.4595134

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4595125
>>4595130

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/05/21(Tue)12:13:06 No.4595143

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/05/21(Tue)12:13:06 No.4595143

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>>4595132
Taking this option, Bob had to also buy a truck to transport the frozen treats.

And sorry to cut this short, but my internet's shitting out. Will coontinue tomorrow instead.

updates be herE:https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: /yGpduyL)
01/06/21(Wed)14:01:02 No.4596318

Anonymous (ID: /yGpduyL) 01/06/21(Wed)14:01:02 No.4596318

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4595143
I sure hope that truck can swim like pic related because I'm assuming Lilly and everyone else is on Skeleton Island right now.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/07/21(Thu)12:56:13 No.4597224

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/07/21(Thu)12:56:13 No.4597224

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i maek post

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/07/21(Thu)13:56:44 No.4597285

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/07/21(Thu)13:56:44 No.4597285

>>4597224
Contemplate your use of a cardboard cutout chair to hide the fact you have no lower body nor a lower torso

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/07/21(Thu)14:08:06 No.4597293

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/07/21(Thu)14:08:06 No.4597293

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4597285
>>4597224

+1

Anonymous (ID: /yGpduyL)
01/07/21(Thu)17:44:49 No.4597508

Anonymous (ID: /yGpduyL) 01/07/21(Thu)17:44:49 No.4597508

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4597224
That paladin poking his head out of the desk was he giving a blowjob or a buttjob to the skeleton?

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)08:58:02 No.4598449

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)08:58:02 No.4598449

>>4597224
he made it

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:00:05 No.4598450

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)09:00:05 No.4598450

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>>4597293

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)09:01:48 No.4598452

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)09:01:48 No.4598452

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4598450
>>4595143
Let's take that icecream over to Lilly and hope we don't run into anything dangerous.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)09:02:59 No.4598454

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)09:02:59 No.4598454

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4598450
>>4598452
Or get stuck in queue

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:09:49 No.4598461

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)09:09:49 No.4598461

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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4598454
Roll 2d100 to not run into anything dangerous. Or get stuck in queue

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)09:11:26 No.4598464

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)09:11:26 No.4598464

Rolled 49, 6 = 55 (2d100)

>>4598461
It's a hero ceremony, of course there's going to be a queue of trucks carrying food

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)09:12:15 No.4598468

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)09:12:15 No.4598468

Rolled 87, 16 = 103 (2d100)

>>4598461
>>4598464
why you rolling so bad, nigga
ROLL BETTER LIKE THIS
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:13:03 No.4598470

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)09:13:03 No.4598470

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>>4598468

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)09:13:35 No.4598472

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)09:13:35 No.4598472

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4598470
damn, we stuck in traffic

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)09:15:05 No.4598474

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)09:15:05 No.4598474

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4598470
>>4598472
yep

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:19:06 No.4598483

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)09:19:06 No.4598483

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>>4598472

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)09:19:57 No.4598484

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)09:19:57 No.4598484

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4598483
Activate the truck's wings and jets to fly outta there

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)09:21:16 No.4598486

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)09:21:16 No.4598486

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4598483
there's like too many trucks

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:22:05 No.4598488

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>>4598486
"Life fucking sucks huh"

"Shut up"

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)09:24:03 No.4598490

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)09:24:03 No.4598490

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4598488
>>4598484

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)09:24:34 No.4598491

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)09:24:34 No.4598491

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4598488
>>4598484

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:25:57 No.4598492

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)09:25:57 No.4598492

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>>4598490
>>4598491
"You sure this truck even has that feature? The guy that sold us this didn't mentioned it"

"Just start pressing buttons damnit"

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)09:26:23 No.4598493

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)09:26:23 No.4598493

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4598492
START MADLY PRESSING BUTTONS

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)09:27:01 No.4598495

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)09:27:01 No.4598495

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4598492
press the "BIG HONK" button

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:34:18 No.4598500

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>>4598493
BUT WHICH ONE THO

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)09:34:56 No.4598502

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)09:34:56 No.4598502

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4598500
UH THE SANIC ONE

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)09:35:35 No.4598503

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)09:35:35 No.4598503

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4598500
>>4598502
gotta go fast

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:39:15 No.4598505

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)09:39:15 No.4598505

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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4598502
OH SHIT ROLL 2d100

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)09:39:37 No.4598506

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)09:39:37 No.4598506

Rolled 15, 73 = 88 (2d100)

>>4598505
GOTTA GO FAST

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)09:44:16 No.4598510

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)09:44:16 No.4598510

Rolled 1, 23 = 24 (2d100)

>>4598505
Insert youtube url to doctor who theme here

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:44:34 No.4598511

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>>4598506

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)09:46:28 No.4598512

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)09:46:28 No.4598512

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4598511
crash through the wall where Lilly is being held

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)09:48:07 No.4598514

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)09:48:07 No.4598514

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4598511
Right through the entrance

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:55:38 No.4598517

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>>4598514
MEANWHILE. AT THE CONVENTION CENTER WHERE THE CEREMONY IS BEING HELD.

SHOTASNIFFER, BEING THE GREAT HERO THAT SHE IS, HAS LENT THE HEROES SOME USSR TROOPS TO HELP WITH THE SECURITY DETAIL

"The hell is that"

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)09:56:45 No.4598518

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)09:56:45 No.4598518

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4598517
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)09:57:07 No.4598519

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)09:57:07 No.4598519

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4598517
"AAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE GOING TOO FAST"
"Oh, another ice cream truck."

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)09:57:38 No.4598520

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)09:57:38 No.4598520

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4598517
Roll to not accidentally murder a bunch of innocent USSR troops~~, literally~~

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)09:59:43 No.4598522

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)09:59:43 No.4598522

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4598520
ROLL 2D100

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)10:00:06 No.4598523

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)10:00:06 No.4598523

Rolled 99, 49 = 148 (2d100)

>>4598522
DO IT ON PURPOSE

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)10:00:40 No.4598525

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)10:00:40 No.4598525

Rolled 33, 55 = 88 (2d100)

>>4598522
whoops

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)10:01:52 No.4598527

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>>4598522
Captcha ate my pic

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)10:03:17 No.4598530

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)10:03:17 No.4598530

Rolled 43, 37 = 80 (2d100)

>>4598522
GAG

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)10:06:52 No.4598538

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>>4598523
OH FUCK

~~This IS a superhero convention, after all~~

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)10:07:31 No.4598541

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)10:07:31 No.4598541

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4598538
HIT THE GUN BUTTON NOW, BOB

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)10:09:03 No.4598542

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)10:09:03 No.4598542

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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4598541
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

ROLL 2d100

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)10:09:34 No.4598543

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)10:09:34 No.4598543

Rolled 68, 27 = 95 (2d100)

>>4598542
AW SHIT NIGGAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)10:09:57 No.4598544

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)10:09:57 No.4598544

Rolled 40, 67 = 107 (2d100)

>>4598542
it just produces a party gun

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)10:10:21 No.4598545

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)10:10:21 No.4598545

Rolled 59, 28 = 87 (2d100)

>>4598542
The time has come

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)10:10:59 No.4598546

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)10:10:59 No.4598546

Rolled 96, 98 = 194 (2d100)

>>4598542
IT MUST BE IN THERE SOMEWHERE

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)10:11:18 No.4598547

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)10:11:18 No.4598547

>>4598546
NICE FUCKING ROLL DUDE

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)10:15:57 No.4598549

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)10:15:57 No.4598549

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>>4598546
"MACHINE GUN ONLINE!"

"OH NO! THAT THING HAS WEAPONS! STAY BEHIND ME, SKELETON MAN!"

"what is happening"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)10:16:32 No.4598550

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)10:16:32 No.4598550

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4598549
SHOOT THE ~~ICE CREAM~~

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)10:16:36 No.4598551

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)10:16:36 No.4598551

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4598549
START BLASTING THE HEROES

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)10:17:11 No.4598552

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)10:17:11 No.4598552

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4598549
FIRE

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)10:17:58 No.4598554

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)10:17:58 No.4598554

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4598549
Let's rip 'em up

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)10:24:01 No.4598562

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)10:24:01 No.4598562

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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4598554
ROLL 2D100

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)10:24:30 No.4598563

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)10:24:30 No.4598563

Rolled 81, 17 = 98 (2d100)

>>4598562
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)10:25:43 No.4598566

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)10:25:43 No.4598566

Rolled 92, 93 = 185 (2d100)

>>4598562
nice job ruining the plan

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)10:25:52 No.4598567

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)10:25:52 No.4598567

Rolled 38, 70 = 108 (2d100)

>>4598562
If it jams I swear!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)10:32:36 No.4598571

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>>4598566
The hero blocks the bullets! But some of it still got through and hit the USSR soldier!

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)10:33:15 No.4598572

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)10:33:15 No.4598572

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4598571
DAMN, HIT THE SKULL BUTTON NEXT

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)10:34:21 No.4598573

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)10:34:21 No.4598573

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4598571
But can the hero block a concentrated radiation beam?

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)10:34:59 No.4598575

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)10:34:59 No.4598575

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4598571
OH NO

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)10:35:19 No.4598576

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)10:35:19 No.4598576

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4598571
GET THE NOT!KRYPTONITE ROUNDS

Anonymous (ID: /yGpduyL)
01/08/21(Fri)10:36:46 No.4598578

Anonymous (ID: /yGpduyL) 01/08/21(Fri)10:36:46 No.4598578

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4598571
Nothing quite like shooting your own allies in the heat of battle
Well at least you can claim that you're on different sides and remain undercover.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)10:37:19 No.4598581

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)10:37:19 No.4598581

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>>4598573
"Do we even have one?"

"MAYBE. Start looking!"

"Also, uh, you sure we should be attacking the skeletons?"

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)10:37:59 No.4598582

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)10:37:59 No.4598582

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4598581
LOOK FOR A RADIATION BUTTON

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)10:38:10 No.4598583

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)10:38:10 No.4598583

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4598581
Weren't we supposed to deliver ice cream?

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)10:40:05 No.4598587

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)10:40:05 No.4598587

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4598581
>>4598583

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)10:40:16 No.4598588

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)10:40:16 No.4598588

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4598581
"Let's just say he died in Iraq"

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)10:41:27 No.4598590

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)10:41:27 No.4598590

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4598582
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)10:42:00 No.4598591

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)10:42:00 No.4598591

Rolled 24, 35 = 59 (2d100)

>>4598590
Uhhh

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)10:43:29 No.4598593

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)10:43:29 No.4598593

Rolled 53, 87 = 140 (2d100)

>>4598590
BOOM

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)10:47:50 No.4598597

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)10:47:50 No.4598597

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4598593
RADIATION BEAM ONLINE, ROLL 2D100

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)10:49:07 No.4598600

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)10:49:07 No.4598600

Rolled 37, 60 = 97 (2d100)

>>4598597
Waaait, don't superheroes like at those?

Anonymous (ID: /yGpduyL)
01/08/21(Fri)10:49:53 No.4598601

Anonymous (ID: /yGpduyL) 01/08/21(Fri)10:49:53 No.4598601

Rolled 11, 3 = 14 (2d100)

>>4598597
inb4 hulk out

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)10:49:58 No.4598602

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)10:49:58 No.4598602

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4598597
wait what the fuck are we even doing at this point-

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)10:50:57 No.4598604

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)10:50:57 No.4598604

Rolled 9, 12 = 21 (2d100)

>>4598597
Pew

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)10:51:29 No.4598605

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)10:51:29 No.4598605

Rolled 42, 39 = 81 (2d100)

>>4598597
>>4598602

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)10:57:08 No.4598616

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>>4598600
"Uh yeah, what if this just gonna power him up, Bob?"

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)10:58:05 No.4598617

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)10:58:05 No.4598617

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4598616
Damn, good point. Just shoot ice cream at him instead. He'll get a brainfreeze and drop dead.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)10:58:20 No.4598618

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)10:58:20 No.4598618

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4598616
>>4598617

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)11:00:20 No.4598623

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)11:00:20 No.4598623

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>>4598617
"But what if he likes vanilla"

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)11:00:51 No.4598624

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)11:00:51 No.4598624

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4598623
He looks like a strawberry dude. Don't worry about it.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)11:01:17 No.4598627

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)11:01:17 No.4598627

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4598623
then it's a distraction

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)11:01:29 No.4598628

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)11:01:29 No.4598628

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4598623
"Then he's a basic bitch"

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)11:02:02 No.4598630

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)11:02:02 No.4598630

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4598623
Think its too late to make them think that its all just a misunderstanding and deliver ice cream to Lilly?

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)11:06:19 No.4598636

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)11:06:19 No.4598636

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4598628
"Welp, then here goes nothing then"

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)11:07:09 No.4598637

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)11:07:09 No.4598637

Rolled 86, 87 = 173 (2d100)

>>4598636
Maybe he's lactose intolerant, we never know

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)11:07:16 No.4598638

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)11:07:16 No.4598638

Rolled 26 (1d200)

>>4598636
SCREAM "FREE ICE CREAM"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)11:07:49 No.4598639

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)11:07:49 No.4598639

Rolled 95, 12 = 107 (2d100)

>>4598636
>>4598638

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)11:10:45 No.4598643

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>>4598639
*click*

".....OH SHIT IT'S JAMMED"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)11:11:32 No.4598645

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)11:11:32 No.4598645

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4598643
THROW THE ICE CREAM AT HIM

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)11:11:45 No.4598646

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)11:11:45 No.4598646

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4598643
Lilly breaks out of being grounded to save Bob

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)11:12:57 No.4598648

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)11:12:57 No.4598648

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4598643
THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA, THROW ICE CREAM BUCKETS AT HIM, MAYBE HE HAS DEPRESSION OR LACTOSE INTOLERANCE

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)11:17:53 No.4598659

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)11:17:53 No.4598659

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4598646
Does she?

Roll 2d100

The will of the universe has a +20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)11:18:24 No.4598660

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)11:18:24 No.4598660

Rolled 95, 95 = 190 (2d100)

>>4598659
She wants that ice cream, of course she does

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)11:27:14 No.4598670

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)11:27:14 No.4598670

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>>4598660

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)11:28:04 No.4598672

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)11:28:04 No.4598672

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4598670
BOB AND FRIEND, RUN THE FUCK AWAY; YOU'RE RUINING THE PLAN

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)11:28:32 No.4598673

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)11:28:32 No.4598673

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4598670
>>4598672
ALSO IF SHE FINDS OUT IT'S JUST PLAIN VANILLA

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)11:35:05 No.4598681

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)11:35:05 No.4598681

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>>4598673
It is too late. Not only did you not bring her the flavors she asked for. She had to break out herself. And you also fired on one of her older siblings.

But mostly it's the ice cream.

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)11:36:26 No.4598684

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)11:36:26 No.4598684

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4598681
"ANGRY LITTLE KID ALERT" "BRING OUT ALL THE ICE CREAM YOU HAVE"

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)11:38:12 No.4598686

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)11:38:12 No.4598686

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4598681
DON'T WORRY LILLY, WE CAN MIX IT WITH SYRUP AND IT WILL BECOME ANY FLAVOR YOU WANT!!

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)11:38:41 No.4598688

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)11:38:41 No.4598688

>>4598686
>SYRUP
STOP MAKING IT WORSE

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)11:43:51 No.4598692

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)11:43:51 No.4598692

>>4598688
In my defense, your roll was, like, the worst

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)11:46:17 No.4598695

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)11:46:17 No.4598695

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>>4598686
"Aight Bob. it's been nice knowing ya. I'll attend your funeral later"

"w-wha...EY! COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)11:47:34 No.4598696

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)11:47:34 No.4598696

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4598695

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3)
01/08/21(Fri)11:47:45 No.4598697

Anonymous (ID: zSMAIog3) 01/08/21(Fri)11:47:45 No.4598697

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4598695
Freeze up in despair, Bob. You've hit the end of the road.

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)11:52:08 No.4598699

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)11:52:08 No.4598699

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4598695
Think fast

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)11:53:01 No.4598701

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)11:53:01 No.4598701

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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4598696
"A BLANK POST?! THAT DOESN'T HELP, ANON"

Roll 2d100

Lilly has +30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)11:56:02 No.4598702

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)11:56:02 No.4598702

Rolled 30, 30 = 60 (2d100)

>>4598701
I will be honest dog, I've no clue what you can do, so I dunno, try to unlock latent magic powers and summon a bunch of ice cream of right flavor

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)11:56:45 No.4598703

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)11:56:45 No.4598703

Rolled 42, 84 = 126 (2d100)

>>4598701
call for more ice cream

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)11:57:51 No.4598707

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)11:57:51 No.4598707

Rolled 93, 52 = 145 (2d100)

>>4598701
Perhaps a wall of depleted uranium will materialize between Bob and Lilly

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)11:59:18 No.4598710

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)11:59:18 No.4598710

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>>4598707
Perhaps. Perhaps.

Sadly didn't happen and Bob got rekt.

RIP

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)12:00:09 No.4598711

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)12:00:09 No.4598711

>>4598710
F

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)12:02:13 No.4598714

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)12:02:13 No.4598714

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4598710
Maybe, depends on whether the heroes can give her ice cream

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)12:03:01 No.4598715

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)12:03:01 No.4598715

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4598711

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)12:08:52 No.4598720

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)12:08:52 No.4598720

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>>4598714
Yes. A story for another time, my children.

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)12:10:58 No.4598723

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)12:10:58 No.4598723

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4598720
So it is written

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)12:19:05 No.4598730

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)12:19:05 No.4598730

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>>4598723
Indeed, indeed

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)12:20:53 No.4598731

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)12:20:53 No.4598731

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4598730
Lilly's behind you

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)12:24:45 No.4598735

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)12:24:45 No.4598735

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>>4598731

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)12:26:30 No.4598738

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)12:26:30 No.4598738

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4598735
While Bob, assorted heroes and skeletons is scrambling to get more ice cream to calm Lilly down, go back to Shotasniffer and the rest

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)12:36:35 No.4598746

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)12:36:35 No.4598746

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>>4598738
"So, let's go over this once more, for clarity. What's the game plan?"

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)12:39:22 No.4598749

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)12:39:22 No.4598749

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4598746

drop the bomb in the most populated part of the event via aircraft

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)12:39:49 No.4598750

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)12:39:49 No.4598750

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4598746
Well, we're supposed to detonate a gas bomb that would transform everyone into weirdly affentionate monsters that shit sentient poop...I guess.
Also, we should do this after we collect everything and quietly leave.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)12:45:11 No.4598755

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)12:45:11 No.4598755

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>>4598750
"Ah so, you're gonna attend the award ceremony like nothing's going on. Accept the awards, then leave the bomb as a going away present?"

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY)
01/08/21(Fri)12:47:17 No.4598757

Anonymous (ID: Tw6huCgY) 01/08/21(Fri)12:47:17 No.4598757

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4598755
Pretty much, very smooth, definitely not going to be interrupted by something stupid

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)12:49:03 No.4598761

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)12:49:03 No.4598761

Rolled (1d00)

>>4598755

Ye— but someone painted a smiley Face on the bomb. >>4598757
also this

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)12:50:06 No.4598765

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)12:50:06 No.4598765

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4598761

My roll

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)12:58:13 No.4598772

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)12:58:13 No.4598772

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>>4598765
The hell? Who could have done this?! Do we have an intruder?

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)13:03:32 No.4598774

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)13:03:32 No.4598774

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4598772
OH SHIT, this must be the work of the fearsome infiltrator Sumer S. Pidd, known infrequently by the full name Sumfing Stu Pidd

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)13:07:18 No.4598779

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)13:07:18 No.4598779

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>>4598774
Took a lot of brainpower to come up with that one huh

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)13:15:49 No.4598785

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)13:15:49 No.4598785

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4598779
I don't get that joke, lets kick the thing

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)13:18:26 No.4598788

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)13:18:26 No.4598788

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4598785
Roll 2d100 to find 'em first

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)13:19:32 No.4598789

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)13:19:32 No.4598789

Rolled 37, 5 = 42 (2d100)

>>4598788
Fucking cyber-ghost ninjas around here

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)13:24:49 No.4598795

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)13:24:49 No.4598795

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>>4598789
Fucker's way too sneaky

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)13:24:58 No.4598796

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)13:24:58 No.4598796

Rolled 62, 69 = 131 (2d100)

>>4598788

Was probably Marian

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)13:26:01 No.4598797

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)13:26:01 No.4598797

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4598795

>>4598796 <---refer to this post-- but let's get that bomb rolling!!!!111

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)13:31:06 No.4598801

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)13:31:06 No.4598801

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4598795
This bomb may need to be de-defused

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)13:33:21 No.4598803

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)13:33:21 No.4598803

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>>4598797
"Oh fuck off, why would it be me?"

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)13:34:25 No.4598805

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)13:34:25 No.4598805

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4598803
Got used to blaming you for most things

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)13:36:07 No.4598807

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)13:36:07 No.4598807

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4598803

You have a tendency to do stupid shit at the most random times-- why wouldn't it be you?!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)13:44:08 No.4598812

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)13:44:08 No.4598812

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>>4598807
"C'mon! I caused like,only ONE robopocalypse!"

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)13:48:12 No.4598816

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)13:48:12 No.4598816

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4598812

"That's more than enough robopocalypses than we would've had... NOW IF WE MESS THIS UP, YOU'RE ON CLEANING DUTY FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!!!

~~Also no internet.~~"

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)13:48:59 No.4598818

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)13:48:59 No.4598818

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4598812
Causing one potentially world threatening accident is enough Marian! Now go and make some anti-stealth robot!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)13:50:47 No.4598819

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)13:50:47 No.4598819

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>>4598818
"Fine! And I'll be VINDICATED when my robot capture the intruder!"

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)13:53:28 No.4598821

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)13:53:28 No.4598821

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4598819
Not if you call it Vindicator! Then you shall get a "good boy" medal!

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)13:55:26 No.4598822

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)13:55:26 No.4598822

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4598819
>>4598821

This-- and chicken tendies!!!

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)14:00:41 No.4598827

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)14:00:41 No.4598827

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>>4598822
That aside, the time for the award ceremony is getting closer and closer. When the time comes. Just act cool, accept the award and make a generic speech about heroics or something, to keep up the ruse.

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)14:02:14 No.4598829

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)14:02:14 No.4598829

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4598827
Right, should we get a special outfit? Or should we pretend its like everyday business cuz we don't want to look vain, but at the same time we don't want to look too indifferent

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)14:10:26 No.4598837

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)14:10:26 No.4598837

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>>4598829
"The heroes probably are just gonna be wearing their usual heroing getup anyway, secret identities and all that. So you most likely don't have to gussy it up and dress formal."

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)14:14:40 No.4598840

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)14:14:40 No.4598840

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4598837

IS IT TIME TO LOAD THE AIRCRAFT?!?!

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)14:20:52 No.4598850

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)14:20:52 No.4598850

>>4598840

wait a sec. I'm dumb. forgot we were leaving it right in the middle of the crowd-- let's get rolling anyways.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)14:21:24 No.4598851

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)14:21:24 No.4598851

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>>4598840
"Yes. On your order we'll load the bomb onto the USSR War Blimp. We'll have it hover above the convention center in Stealth mode until you signal the bomb drop"

dice+1d100 (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)14:23:16 No.4598853

dice+1d100 (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)14:23:16 No.4598853

>>4598851

yessssss... who's on zeppelin duty and who's going in the event?

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)14:24:17 No.4598856

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)14:24:17 No.4598856

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4598853
>>4598851

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)14:24:46 No.4598857

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)14:24:46 No.4598857

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4598851
Are we entirely sure the bomb hasn't been tampered with besides having a smiley face drawn on it?

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)14:30:14 No.4598862

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)14:30:14 No.4598862

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>>4598856
"Well, by default it's gonna be me and Betty accompanying you. Barring the handful of USSR troops you already lent to the venue as security. The rest will be up on the blimp acting as mission control and also backup comes emergencies"

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)14:39:16 No.4598875

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)14:39:16 No.4598875

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4598862

Okay then. So we can avoid any stupidly convenient incidents, let's make sure to check the bomb for tampering.

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)14:42:17 No.4598880

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)14:42:17 No.4598880

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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4598875
Roll 2d100 to check bomb

Bomb has +20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)14:43:57 No.4598882

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)14:43:57 No.4598882

Rolled 9, 54 = 63 (2d100)

>>4598880
Don't betray me now!
HOW'S THAT VINDICATOR COMING ALONG

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)14:45:36 No.4598885

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)14:45:36 No.4598885

Rolled 29, 25 = 54 (2d100)

>>4598880

LUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)14:46:38 No.4598886

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)14:46:38 No.4598886

>>4598885

SOMEONE ELSE ROLL
~~>inb4 USSR gets fucked by disease~~

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ)
01/08/21(Fri)14:46:51 No.4598887

Anonymous (ID: NjwvgnIZ) 01/08/21(Fri)14:46:51 No.4598887

Rolled 25, 99 = 124 (2d100)

>>4598880
A bit closer to heaven

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8)
01/08/21(Fri)15:34:36 No.4598923

Anonymous (ID: i1H0Cpk8) 01/08/21(Fri)15:34:36 No.4598923

is OP kill?

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)16:00:51 No.4598953

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)16:00:51 No.4598953

>>4598923
actually yes

OP passed out

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz)
01/08/21(Fri)16:02:20 No.4598955

Anonymous (ID: eLwe/cdz) 01/08/21(Fri)16:02:20 No.4598955

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So no foul play is found. Probably,

next time ceremony n shit wooo

updatesL:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw)
01/08/21(Fri)16:37:31 No.4598986

Anonymous (ID: 8N3Ynbrw) 01/08/21(Fri)16:37:31 No.4598986

>>4598953
Christ nigga, get some sleep

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