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>>4567377
>>Lyda

>>4567377
>Lyda

hopefully we'll get some knowledge gains.

>>4567377
>Lyda
Ye, let's spend some time with the newcomer.

>>4567377
>Lyda

>Silver bullying local smol girl with his mere existence

>writing

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Lyda hasn't been with you for too long. And while the others are welcoming she's too shy to actually join them so she's still not comfortable on the ship. While you initially disliked her since then she proved herself worthy of admiration (for her amazing card shuffling). So you decide to walk inside the ship and kick down the door to her clinic and loudly announce yourself.
"OY! STITCHES! You wanna help me build a hammock? Hmmm? Where are you?"

You walk over to the operating table where it looks like she was piecing a puzzle together, made out of human bones. Leaning over the table you see her covering and holding her head in fear.
"P-Please go away!"

Grabbing her by the collar you pull her out and and rotate her so she has to face you. But in her fear she just hides her face. And this is the girl that a couple weeks ago had no problem assaulting a World Government ship, patching up or stitching together marines and occasionally looting bodyparts off them. You stare at her and she can feel your gaze burning even through the shielding of her hands. As she squirms in your hand you spare her and set her down on the ground.
"I don't get you..."

"I-I'm just scared. I'm, not used to people."
She fixes her clothing and continues to stare at the ground to avoid eye contact with you.
"W-Why are you here? Do you need a medical attention?"

"Nope. I'm bored. Wanted to play ball with Jaws but Hook doesn't like that."

"Why?"

"Because regular balls pop in my hand so we use cannonballs. She doesn't like the noise. Or the explosions. Or the holes we put in the ship. So I came to check on you. What'cha doing?"

"I-I'm working and-"

"Them bones? You said you want to build a friend. This him?"

"I-I don't know if it's a him yet but yes. I had to start over since you, kinda, erm, burned my lab to the ground. T-That's okay though It's only ten years of work! Nothing major!"
She's crying but she's not sad. More broken than anything. It's really quite comical. Still her work is impressive. Without whole bones to work with she fabricates bits out of wood or other materials to fill the gaps with. Then with some of her Trade powers she can replace the wood or metal with actual bone, making the thing whole again. Apparently she did the same when your kneecaps were blown apart. She removed the shards and fused them back together with the same trick. You keep checking the bones out of curiosity when you feel something rupturing in your body. Lyda gasps as she sees your shirt turning red.
"Y-You're bleeding!"

"Come on again? This is the third time today!"

"S-Silver! This is very serious! People don't bleed like that!"

"They would if they lived like I do."

"I-I'm getting my stuff. I need to do a check-up on you!"

>Ugh. Fine!
>It's fine. Don't worry about it! Just continue with your work and I'll watch
>Other?

>>4567430
>>Ugh. Fine!
What even. He said third time?

>>4567430
>Ugh. Fine!

>>4567430
>>It's fine. Don't worry about it! Just continue with your work and I'll watch
medical attention is for pussies

>>4567430
>Ugh. Fine!
She'll just keep fussing about it otherwise.

Smart choice, though I'm a bit disappointed I can't use the line "Medicine is for weenies"
>writing

>>4567435
Yes. I'll leave it up to you to determine if it's actually three or Silver lost count

>>4567430
>"They would if they lived like I do."
Priceless

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With an annoyed grunt and a half-hearted "Fine" you wait for Lyda to gather her stuff. Her medic bag has a skull on it, assuring you that she knows what she's doing, yet even the cool design does not detract from the annoyance. She starts ordering you around like an overbearing mom which you hate. Her meekness is gone as she goes full doctor.
"Please undress for the operation!"
You say Okay and get about halfway to taking your pants off when blood rushes to her head and gives it some color. Her composure instantly disappears.
"N-No! Waist up o-only! At least until it becomes necessary."

You shrug and pull your pants back before you unbutton your shirt and remove it, exposing everything above the waist. You want to keep your hat on but she insists that it has to go. She then makes you sit down and whilst standing she starts examining your body. After the first touch she recoils and pauses.
"That bad?"

"N-No. Just not used to w-warmth. And a pulse."
She touches your hand and makes you raise your arm which reveals a cut in your side which is the source of the bleeding.
"W-What? When did you wound yourself like that?"

"I 'unno. Don't remember. All I know is I start bleeding every now and then. So I clench real hard and punch myself until my body behaves."
After standing there silently in disbelief she asks you how long this has been going on.
"Since the ship raid. Gotta say those guys were something else!"

With that Lyda gives you a serious look and after staunching the flow of blood and cleansing the wound she gave you a quick look over. Without her previous hesitation she runs her fingers along your body, turning you around so she can check everything for more wounds. Which she finds.
"Fourteen lacerations, thirty fractures, bones broken in multiple places, strained muscles and too many bruises to count. This is horrible! And it looks like some of them are very old! Who could do such a thing?"

"Most of it was me..."

"No! I mean how could you do this to yourself? You're running your body ragged! Letting your body heal is very important Silver!"

She rummages through her bag for some supplies and grabs from the shelves what she's lacking. You're forced to drink bitter medicine which supposedly helps slow down bleeding while she does the rest herself. The wounds too big to leave alone she staples together and the rest she bandages up. With dexterous fingers she pushes your bones back in place, which actually hurts quite a bit. And finally she has you lay down so she can work the lumps out of your muscles with hand... or a hammer when it proves to be too difficult. That actually makes you scream. Once everything is popped back in place, cleaned, treated, sutured and bound you feel like crying but don't. Instead you keep sniffling like a big boy.
"Doctors are scary! Doctors are scary! Doctors are scary!"

>>4567511
>she has to work on him like a fucking broken down old truck
holy shit lmao

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>>4567511
>"I 'unno. Don't remember. All I know is I start bleeding every now and then. So I clench real hard and punch myself until my body behaves."
>"Fourteen lacerations, thirty fractures, bones broken in multiple places, strained muscles and too many bruises to count. This is horrible! And it looks like some of them are very old! Who could do such a thing?"
>"Most of it was me..."
Good fucking Lord, how is this boy still alive??

>>4567538
if his heart stopped beating he'd just say "blood circulation is for weenies" and keep walking around while dead through sheer willpower
wouldn't be the first zombie

As you keep clutching the sheets and holding back your tears Lyda is busy washing her hands and packing her stuff away.
"That's what happens when you don't go to a doctor. Your wounds will keep reopening if you don't let them heal. I don't know how you could walk with all that but sooner or later it would overwhelm you."

"Nuh-uh!"

"Yes."

"No!"

She sighs and sits down next to you while you lay on your stomach. You feel her staring at your back.
"Y-You know this thing is... rather ugly. And made finding wounds harder."

"But it looks cool."

"What is it anyway? And what are those letters?"

"It's a bat. And those are you guys. I had Angel write you on there as well."

"M-Me?"

"Yup."
Despite not seeing her you still know she's blushing very hard right now.
"You're our crewmember now. That means you're part of the team. And I'll carry you on my back if I have to."

Lyda is now starting to comprehend the kind of willpower you're operating at. And despite it being technically pseudo science she knows full well how a man can keep fighting for minutes even when fatally wounded through sheer determination. She almost envies you.
"T-Then... I suppose I should do all I can as well. To support you!"

"What do you mean?"

"Erm... I don't know. I-I could teach you... or considering your physique, perhaps I could develop powerful drugs that'd kill a normal person."

>I like the sound of drugs!
>Teach me? Like what?
>You being here is enough
>Other?

>>4567550
>Teach me? Like what?
>I don't do drugs.

>>4567550
>Teach me? Like what?
Organ-bursting precision Hasshoken here we come!

>>4567550
>Teach me? Like what?

Winners don't use drugs.

>>4567550
>>I like the sound of drugs!
Perfect way to expand our criminal enterprises

>>4567550
>>Teach me? Like what?

>>4567550
>Teach me? Like what?

>>4567550
>Teach me? Like what?

>>4567550
>Teach me? Like what?
>I saw some guys who were all drugged up back when i was a kid. They didn't look so good, so i'd rather not.

>>4567550
>>Teach me? Like what?

>>4567550
silver is a good Christian boy and don't do drugs

Whoa so many responses
Anyway, sorry for the delay. I ate dinner (beef tartare) and drank some (read: A lot) of wine
But okay! Anatomy lesson here we come!

Please roll for comprehension
3d10+1 best of 3, dc 10, crit 20

>writing

Rolled 5, 1, 10 + 1 = 17 (3d10 + 1)

>>4567649

Rolled 10, 2, 3 + 1 = 16 (3d10 + 1)

>>4567649
Big brain Silver lets goooo

Rolled 6, 6, 4 + 1 = 17 (3d10 + 1)

>>4567649

Not a crit, but a success

Rolled 8, 4, 10 + 1 = 23 (3d10 + 1)

>>4567649
>"As you can clearly see, the brain is located inside the pelvis.."

>>4567683
Well that could've been great. But you're too late!

>>4567688
>pee is stored in the balls

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"Teach me? Like what?"

"E-Erm... roll over please!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olCg13BaDK8

You do as you're told but stop halfway as pain shoots through your body. Lyda instantly becomes worried and helps you slowly shift position without excess discomfort. But rather than withdrawing her hands she lingers there and starts prodding you. You feel awkward and weird with someone in prolonged contact with your skin like that.

"This is your ribcage-"
Lyda runs her fingers along your chest heading downward.
"These bones protect your lung and heart. It's what you breathe with, what pumps your blood. This is the shoulder, and these are your strong arms. The tough part is your bones, the soft is the muscle and it's all encased in skin. We go down and this is your-"
She pauses and gulps.
"Your abdomen. Underneath all these muscles are your stomach here, your intestines here. They help you digest food."
She continues pressing you down in certain places. It's... weird but not unpleasant.
"This is your liver, your kidney and your gall. They are there to extract all the bad stuff from the things you eat. You see Silver? The body is a complex thing. Many small parts working together to make great things happen. All do one specific thing but all are needed for everything to work."

"Like a ship."

"I-I guess. I mean, yes! Just like a ship! See? You need to take care of yourself just like you take care of us."

"I see."
You reach down and brush your hand against Lydas as you tap your own stomach.
"Hmmmm. I understand now."

But while you don't particularly care about that brief exchange Lyda gets flustered by it.
"A-And if we move lower o-oh. Oh no. I erm, lower is, uh, that's enough for now! Up here is your brain! This trail on your back is the spine which leads to the brain! These are the two things you must protect more than any other! Do you understand?"
You nod.
"G-Good! Anyway here are some homemade pills! It helps lessen the pain and helps closing the wounds! Make sure to not move too much or they might reopen!"
She then forces you to stand up and pushes you out the door before locking it behind you. She can be heard sliding down against the wall and sighing with relief.

You knock on the door.
"I uh. I left my suit in. Stitches? Lyda?"
No answer.
"Okay then."

>>4567720
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI DO NOT LEWD THE ZOMBIE LOLI

>>4567748
She's not making it easy Cap'n!

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>>4567755
RAVIOLI, ANON

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You leave to get some fresh air. Upon going outside you wander aimlessly around for a bit before Murray notices you. He briefly looks away from his fishing pole and his trusty anchor to check you out.
"Silver what happened to you? Fell off the stairs again?"

"No. Stitches turned me into a sushi roll."

"Ah. Well good. If the doctor says you need to be bandaged up you better listen."

"Yeah yeah. Anything happen while I was down?"

"Nope Cap'. Nothing bit yet. But maybe- oh. Hey check it out! A News Coo! Strange. Didn't we receive the news already?"
You look up and see the bird in question flapping its wings and slowly descending. It lands on the ships railing and gives you a salute. That's a bit odd since they usually don't really care about who they meet first, they just drop off the papers, demand payment and promptly leave. But this one seems to have been looking for you. It takes out an envelope with its wings and hands it over to you. It doesn't even ask for any money and just gives you another salute before taking off to continue its routes.
"Oho! Looks like you got a letter Silver! And it was pre-paid! What did you get?"

"Don't know. It has a stamp on it though."

"A- WHAT?!"

"See? It's sealed. Smells nice. And has three little dots on it."

"Three... Open it immediately!"

You do with great interest and skim through the contents of the letter. You don't really get it but one thing is clear.
"They are inviting me to a party. Shich-something."

"GIVE IT HERE!"
Murray rushes to you and snatches the envelope out of your hands. His hands are shaking and he's choking as he reads it.
"I don't believe it... EVERYONE! COME HERE! SILVER WAS INVITED TO BE A WARLORD!"
Suddenly everyone bursts out of the ship, completely abandoning whatever they were doing, except Angel who's probably too "busy" to have heard anything. They want to know what that's about or if it's a prank. Jaws clarifies things quickly, to you and everyone else.
"Silver. This is serious! This letter... is straight from the World Government. They are offering you a position in the Royal Shichibukai! They want you to replace Sir Crocodile!"

"Cool. What does that mean?"

"It means... we all get pardoned for everything. Our bounties get frozen and we become affiliates of the Government. That means we'd have to pay taxes for everything we plunder but that aside you could continue being a pirate..."

"Neat."

>Rip the envelope apart
>I'll accept! It's good to be recognized as awesome!
>Let me think about it...
>Other?

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>>4567760
She's in her 20's

>>4567763
>Other?
>Write up a letter with an asnwer.
>"No."

>>4567763
>>Rip the envelope apart
>what we gotta start paying to do what we're already doing? BULLSHIT

>>4567763
>>Rip the envelope apart
Nope, never.
>>4567766
Doesn't anyone think it's weird how everyone in the crew is older than us? We need our own Usopp.

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>>4567763
>>I'll accept! It's good to be recognized as awesome!
Wait until they tell everyone we're a shichi biki then we'll immediately betray them and get and even bigger bounty. It's the perfect plan.

>>4567766

>>4567767
+1

>>4567763
>Rip the envelope apart

>>4567777
>Quads command
But seriously Silver is 15. Do you want a child soldier?

>>4567763
this: >>4567767

>>4567788
>Do you want a child soldier?
More like a proud sniper warrior of the sea.

>>4567788
>But seriously Silver is 15. Do you want a child soldier?
>the next island Silver visits is Africisland

>>4567793
I didn't actually plan to give you a sniper
But I did plan for a child

>>4567788
Gibe battle baby

That's a very concise
But I'll take the write-ins into consideration

>writing

>>4567767
>>4567780
>>4567791
actually, even better:
>>4567763
>rip up the envelope and mail it back along with the "No." answer.

while joining the Warlords, even if temprorarily, would be interesting Silver HATES taking orders.

The reactions of Sengoku, Tsuru and Mary would be priceless though.

>>4567813
To be fair Warlords are given VERY long leashes.
Even the meetings made especially for them are optional to attend (to the point where more than 1 showing up to one is unheard of)
And the only time they were required to obey was during the Paramount War
But yeah

>>4567766
>>4567788
Wait, WHAT?!
She's an adult and we're the shota?!

No, no no... this is all wrong! What's even happening anymore?!

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>>4567822
It's called the "Old Switcheroo"
She was around 4 when her dad died and spent around 15 years in exile
Meanwhile Silver is just 15. Because even after the 2 year time-skip he'll be technically underage.
He was meant to be younger than Luffy

>>4567538
>>4567540
>local boy literally too stupid to die

>>4567848
>Silver gets killed
>Body keeps on trucking because Silver's souls is too stubborn and stupid to move on

>>4567763
>Let me think about it...

"This, is, AMAZING!"
Hook shouts.
"Silver! This is our big chance! From now on we'll be on easy street!"

"I-Incredible. Does this mean we won't have to fight marines anymore?"
Stitches also seems positively thrilled about this.

"That's a great opportunity Silver. We would have the governments resources at our disposal. And we wouldn't even have to give much in return."
Even Gu seems to be on board with the idea.

You look at Jaws who simply closed his eyes and refuses to make a comment. Well, this is a no brainer. Taking out one of your crayons you scribble your answer onto the envelope and fly after the News Coo so that it could return your letter to the Government. It takes a while because you don't want your fresh bandages to be stained with blood but you do manage and return to your ship. The others are patting your back and tell you how proud they are that you made the right choice.

"Yeap! It wasn't easy but I did manage to draw a willy there!"

"W-What?!"
"W-What?!"
"W-What?!"

"I think it turned out great! Gave it a smiley face and made it say "No". Pretty great response if I do say so myself!"

Marcella starts immediately strangling you while Gu has to fan Lyda because she fainted. But you just keep smiling even as your head is turning blue because you already won. Naturally Murray is laughing his ass off at all this. So much so that he almost forgets about his prized anchor. He quickly goes to retrieve it as the lure starts bobbing but when he pulls the thing out he finds nothing there but a single anchovy. As he's looking at his catch with great annoyance he notices something which warrants a break in your shenanigans.

"Hey! Everyone! LAND HO!"

It appears that you finally got close enough that the place became visible. Marcella stops choking you long enough to draw the map you stole from the Marines. This island is still displayed on it but it's the last one. Apparently it's called Windy-Windy Land. Nobody ever accused Grand Line islands of being creative, but when they have such a descriptive name it's not for nothing. Indeed when you get closer you start feeling wild typhoon like winds which push and pull you seemingly at random, which makes approaching the island nearly impossible. Still when you take the helm you do manage to find a channel to safely pass through and it just so happens to lead you to a big settlement surrounded by massive metal walls which are obviously meant to block the winds.

However when you start getting close to port a small boat with no sails approaches you QUITE fast. It's also loud as hell with some strange contraption on its rear sticking in the water. The people riding it waste no time threatening you.
"PIRATES! You are not welcome here! Either leave or put down your weapons! If you refuse we'll sink your ship! Don't make try anything! Every cannon in the city is aimed at you right now!"

>Okay we won't cause any trouble
>Fine we'll anchor somewhere else
>ATTACK!
>Other?

>>4567858
Death is too hard to shrug off.
But need I remind you that Whitebeard kept going for a solid few minutes even after he lost about a quarter of his graymatter, his heart, most of his intestines and he suffered GOD KNOWS how many stab and bullet wounds?

>>4567896
>>Okay we won't cause any trouble

>>4567896
>>Okay we won't cause any trouble

>>4567896
>>Fine we'll anchor somewhere else

>>4567896
>Okay we won't cause any trouble
there's no need to cause trouble, it'll find US!

>>4567896
>Okay we won't cause any trouble

>>4567896
>Okay we won't cause any trouble

>>4567896
>Fine we'll anchor somewhere else

>>4567896
>We ain't lookin' to cause trouble, lads! Just lookin' to restock and do some shopping, then be on our way!

>>4567896
Want to switch my vote>>4567915
>Other?
>We have money to buy things with!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Okay! In a rare instance Silver will play by the rules. For a while at least
Now I must roll for myself because I'm an indecisive prick. I'll put the results in spoilers so if you don't want to know what awaits you, you don't have to read it


1=Mr Bones' Wild Ride
2=Cool mom and son action


>writing

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>>4567979
>mom and son action

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>>4567979
>Cool mom and son action

>>4567990
>>4568018
Both wrong. I said cool! Go to horny jail!

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>>4568021

"Don't worry we're not here to cause trouble! Right guys?"
You motion to your crewmembers who are obligated to agree with the captains decision. The local guards seem to like this.

"Right. Follow us to the port. But no funny business or else!"

Their loud boat turns around and moves away from you. By the looks of it the thing has some sort of mechanism in the rear which makes it go very fast. Neat. You follow them obediently and dock where they point you to. After anchoring down and making your way to port the local authorities already have you surrounded. They have many guns aimed at you and even more at the ship. Good thing you didn't start any trouble because this could've gotten ugly. The same two dudes who came to you with the boat arrive and escort all of you to the harbor master while the other guards are preparing to investigate your ship. Naturally you give them a thinly veiled threat that if they steal anything or do anything to your ship there will be problems but they mostly ignore you.

As you enter the officials shack he takes a good look at you before he starts interrogating you.
"Name?"

"Silver. And we're the Silver Pirates!"

"Ship name?"

"The Dauntless."

"And the purpose of your stay?"

"To spend ALL THIS MONEY!"

You swing a briefcase around and slam it down on his table. As it opens up the mans jaw hits the ground. It takes him a while to collect himself but then he quickly crosses out the rest of his papers and gives it a stamp of approval. With a smile he hands over a permit to you.
"So you'll be staying here for an undetermined amount of time yes? We hope you'll enjoy your stay! Anything else we can do for you?"

"Ah yes. Make sure our ship is in good care! And that nobody gets on it!"
You slide over a few 10.000 bills which he happily takes and tells you that he has it all under control. After that he lets you leave the place without any further trouble.

"Well that went better than expected."
Murray observes as he's looking around the place. It's a fairly industrial town with complex machinery nearly everywhere. Besides that it seems that the place is mostly covered in sand.
"But why does this place have to be a dessert island as well? Can't we find a nice and humid place for once?"

"Well at least it's not as hot here."
You respond.
"Alright! Looks like we got an entire new island! You know what that means?"

"We go and buy ourselves some much needed supplies?"

>Yes!
>It means we can party away all this money!
>Nope! Adventure!
>Other?

>>4568102
>Yes!
>We all need some new equipment, and i need a gun that i can shoot more than once! A nice one!
>Someone help me not get robbed, because i suck with money!

>>4568102
>>Yes!
>I need to sword but sword too slow! And short! In fact it was just a handle last time I saw it!

>>4568102
>>4568107
+1

>>4568102
>Yes!

>>4568102
>>Yes!
>New sword

Shopping before debauchery! But you guys need to learn how to enjoy the finer things in life.
Anyway I can give you a new sword but nothing high quality yet...

>writing

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"Yeap! Alright everyone let's get shopping! I want a new sword!"

The others lead you around until you get to the shopping district at which point everyone goes their own way, except Marcella who sticks close to you and helps you with shopping. Aside restocking on daily necessities like food, water and other essentials you also go to a weaponsmith and present your former sword to him. Stock swords are cool to have but having something with a bit of personality definitely improves your combat effectiveness. You pay him a hefty sum to reforge a new blade from what few scraps you could collect and get told that in about a day your new blade will be ready. Which is surprising considering how the entire place is automated, but apparently the smith is very occupied as he's not only making weapons but machine parts for pretty much the entire city.

The others also do their own little window shopping. They all get new clothing befitting high profile, infamous pirates. Meaning similar clothes but higher quality with more bling. Aside that Gu got himself some exotic ingredients, poisons and a pair of metal chopsticks. Angel replaced her old spear with a purely metallic one and also get a few other tools useful for hunting like knives and a blowgun. Stitches blew her allowance on medical supplies and books. While Jaws bought some very heavy dumbells as well as some "exotic magazines".

"You sure you don't want anything Hook?"

"Nah. The new clothes are enough. I'm saving for something."

"What?"

"I don't know yet. But it has to be something special for sure."

"We didn't attack that ship for nothing. The whole point of money is to spend it!"

"I guess you're right. Maybe I'll buy some stuff to help us navigate like maps, sea charts and other things. Who knows, after that stunt of yours we might become the first pirates in Paradise who can freely terrorize all of it."

You keep strolling while discussing things until you hear a voice coming from high up.
"HAHAHA! Did I hear PIRATES? Then prepare yourselves fellow sea dogs! Our battle will be legendary!"

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Other pirates? Here? Well no rest for the wicked it seems. But it's still pretty ballsy to just pick a fight like that in broad daylight and for no reason. Marcella is already reaching for her bat without needing to say a word and you just grin.
"A challenge? Bring it!"

"YAHOO!"

The voice comes from above, the noon sun blinds you and leaves you unable to look at your assailant. However it doesn't look like that's much of an issue as you hear a loud THUD as the figure jumps down. Looking at the ground you see the lower half of a tiny man sticking out of the ground. You walk up to him and yank him out of the ground by his ankles. The small figure just blinks at you with his big eyes.

"Hi."
You set him down and let him stand up. It's a boy wearing regular boy clothes, using a plank and a wooden board as a makeshift sword and shield. He's also wearing a saucepan on his head but his head appears to be stuck in it after hitting the ground. And another interesting detail to make out: He pulled a pair of black panties over the saucepan. It has a jolly roger on it. Cute.
"Thanks for pulling me out! I messed that one up. Anyway, YARR I'M A MIGHTY PIRATE! Give me your treasure!"

"Hi. I'm Silver!"

"Oh. Sorry! I'm Will! Now give me your treasure!"

This is where I'll end things for today
As you can see we have met son. Hopefully mother will come next time.
On that note I don't know when that will be. Maybe Tuesday?
Anyways. Good night!

>>4568242
>He pulled a pair of black panties over the saucepan. It has a jolly roger on it.
My sides.

>>4568242
AH YES, THIS SMALL CHILD WILL MAKE A FINE COLLECTION MEMBER

>>4568242
It will be interesting to see how Silver interacts with someone arguably less mature than him

>>4568306
>arguably less mature than him
I'm sure he'll find a way to prove you wrong.

>>4568308
Arguably. Debatably. Questionably.

>>4568326
>tfw the kid already has a 401k and life insurance

>>4568242
i think we just found our deckhand, boys

>>4568242
>mom and son action
>kid had to get the panties somewhere
So if we take the kid do we get the milf with the racy panties too?

>>4568389
>>4568601
Seems like if we're taking the kid we're getting the mom too.
The question is can she handle another kid, one who can become a bat hybrid and knows two powerful combat styles?

>>4568637
She'll have Marcy and Jaws helping out, it'll be easier than being single. Hell I wonder how she feels about fish sticks.

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>>4568197
Isn't that a messer?

>>4568847
Silver would be dumb enough to buy a knife instead of a sword

>>4568889
Yeah I can see that happening

>>4568889
Ngl would be kind of cool to fight with a knife

>>4568847
Don't know. First image I got off google image search (I think it might be from Wikipedia)
Now I'm not a big sword nut but I know the messer and the most defining part of that is the handle. The blade is sandwiched between two pieces of wood, held in place by rivets (thus qualifying as a knife which was used as a loophole for German blacksmiths to bypass the "commoners can't wield swords" law)
The sword in the image clearly has a proper handle

>>4568601
Ah I see we have a wiseman among us. Yes, the pirate themed panties are significant
Though technically you could have only one, both or neither of this double deal

>>4568637
I wouldn't worry about that. I think once I provide more details that will become obvious

>>4568681
>Marcy
I like that. Might end up using it once the ice queens tits thaw out

>>4568326
>>4568308
>>4568306
I think you'll be surprised

>>4568889
>That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!
>Dude that's an axe.
It cuts and that's enough.

>>4568920
The perfect cutlery

>>4568242
>nu hu you will never find my treasure as i hid it in a super secret rectangle with a holdy bit

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>>4568912
>kid becomes our deckhand/protege
>his mother ends up becoming our cook
>the kid actually ends up becoming a reliable fighter because we take him seriously and actually train him
>his mother takes care of everyone and worries about us all

>>4569047
We already have a cook. What we need right now is someone who can fix a ship.

>>4569066
What we need right now is a musician

>>4569066
he's a "cook" in monster hunter terms, but if nothing beats mom's cooking!

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>>4569074
monster hunter cook is clearly the superior one anon

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>>4569074
>Gu face when someone proposes serving something that can't wipe out the population of an island if it's not prepared properly

>>4569291
She could be the Grammewoster for Gu's Meowscular Chef
But I'm still trying to find a role for her to fill

>>4569072
i propose a beatboxer.

>>4569311
In ye olde times goats were brought on board ships to serve as mascots and sources of milk!
Why am I bringing this up? Food for thought.

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>>4569072
And an engineer I guess, I don't think that are any more left roles for fulfill after those two

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>>4569333
Sharpshooter
Swordsman
Mushroom man
Carpenter/Shipwright
Con-man
Whatever your heart desires

>>4569320
Now... I'm pretty sure I know what you mean but I can't help but think about stealing Sengokus goat
And no, you can't get a milk maid. You need to get a wife with big milkers and ask her nicely.

>>4569333
Tailor(clothes, sails)
Rigger
Powdermonkey
Lookout/sniper
psychiatrist
But yeah, none are strictly essential

>>4569344
>Tailor
THANKS! That's perfect anon!

>>4569347
Yess I did a thing

>>4569344
Not important yet but just a reminder that there were plans to include a smuggler as well

>>4569340
Ah well we can make Marcy our milk maid it'll just take a few more steps

>>4569340
Can Mommy pirate give us milk ?

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>>4569410
>>4569419
>"Bring out the milk!"

>>4569344
>psychiatrist
I pity the person who decides to be a psychiatrist for a crew of pirates.

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>>4569333
>female engineer
>she wears overalls and loves building shit
>may or may not be muscular underneath those work clothes
pic extremely related

>>4569436
Its shōnen land, everyone that don't have enough willpower to glue the mind together alone, is going to be a jobber anyway.

>>4569437
Mei from bnha, but beef?

>>4569344
>>4569347
I thought Lyda served as a tailor.

>>4569461
Or the head engineer from Kabaneri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODDUaFjofB4

>>4569468
The way I took it is that she's really good at repairing things, but I don't think she can make clothes.

>>4569468
she is a specific tailor of human skin and organs

>>4569471
Perfection

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>>4569472
>>4569468
Her way of repairing things can be boiled down to "I'll just sew a patch of cloth where the hole is"
She can neither put things back together nor make new shit

>>4569437
Pic related?

>>4569410
Would you really go through the trouble of helping her get tits, fattening her up and inducing lactation?
Just buy a cow

>>4569419
Uh...
BAD ANON! Go to horny jail!

>>4569489
>Would you really go through the trouble of helping her get tits, fattening her up and inducing lactation?

>tfw the two year timeskip is just her trying to bulk up so she isn't a flatty standing next to shandoan thickness

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>>4569489
You gave us a foulmouthed suit wearing tomboy

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>>4569507
Yeah. I wear my heart on my sleeve. Ain't no shame in that

>>4569503
Well we do have autistic dedication and too much money we could try and buy a fish goat

>>4569527
God I don't even want to imagine what that's like.
Not a fan of fish so the thought of milk having any fishy flavor is disgusting

>>4569534
>>4569527
Basically luke-warm raw milk with fish oil aftertaste?

>>4569527
>fish goat
Which half is the fish half?

>>4569540
>Which half is the fish half?
Yes.

>>4569534
>>4569539
Disgusting but would Silver care? Would Jaws be allergic to it?
>>4569540
I would assume a typical capricorn style look.

>>4569540
The sexy half

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>>4569566

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>>4569566

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>>4569557
>Silver
Wouldn't
>Jaws
Would die

>>4569566
>pic related

>>4569566
>>4569573
>>4569574
Well i didn't want to say it because it would have made the joke too on the nose but there was another reason they brought goats on ships as women were not allowed.

>>4569557
Having a pet capricorn would actually be cool. Not sure about the fish flavor milk, but I guess it's a bonus to a cool pet.

>>4569578
so you COULD fuck it

>>4569580
Well is a duty of a pirate to explore new grounds

>>4569622
you can fuck anything if you set your mind to it.

>>4569634
>>4569628
>Silver gets to an island after the time-skip, grown quite a bit
>He does a thing and the King rewards him
>You may take anything!
>Anything?
>Anything
>I choose your daughter!
>No wai-
>No backsies!

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>>4569662
Are we gonna kidnap Shirahoshi to be our pleasure slave? Is that something we can look forward to?

>>4569662
>>4569673
Wait so shirahoshi is the fish goat ?

>>4569677
We could definitely get a lot of fishy milk out of her.

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>>4569673
I mean... if there is a market for it, sure

Also massive spoilers down here
Man, I love best retard. How come Linlin has like 80 kids yet Kaido managed to trump all of them with 1 dumb but cute bean? Not to mention how almost all of his female underlings are solid 11/10's

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>>4569683
TOMBOYS
Kaidou is just such a chad anyone less than 10 can't exist in the vicinity

>>4569706
of course the biggest chad in the world is surrounded by tomboys
the floor is made of floor, what else is new?

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>inb4 Silver starts getting a fanclub just like Luffy does in Bartolomeo
>yfw this is the captain of his fan club crew

>>4570369
Nah he's too cool to be a fanboy. He's got real nigga protagonist energy to him.

"NO! A pirate never gives up his treasure! It's hidden safely in my ship and you'll have to go through me to get it!"
You retort and already start rolling up your sleeve as the boy responds.

"Oooooh! You're a pirate too? Sorry, didn't know we're on the same team! Thought you're a marine. Because I'm the only one who ever picks pirate."

You nod You feel him deeply, his feelings you feel deeply.
"Too many marines, not enough pirates."

"Right? It's not fun that way-"
But as you continue conversing with Will the boys and your ears prick up as you hear many footsteps approaching. The boy gets nervous and starts tugging on your sleeve.
"Oh poop! It's the feds! Quick we gotta hide!"

This you don't get.
"Why?"

"Because they'll spank our butts if we don't you dummy! That's how Pirates and Marines works! Don't you know?"

"No?"

The boy becomes nervous and doesn't waste his time explaining to you, instead he runs into an alley and climbs into an empty barrel that's just lying there. He falls over on his first attempt so after he crawls inside you turn the barrel up so it's standing once more. As you do the source of the footsteps finally arrive and you're faced with quite a group. About half a dozen "marines" armed with paper tubes duct taped together into rifles and wooden swords.

"HEY YOU! CITIZEN!"
One of them points at you.
"We require your help! We're chasing a stinky pirate! Have you seen one running this way?"

>Don't say anything. You're not a narc
>Of course I have. He's me.
>I've seen one two blocks down. If you hurry you could catch him. (Send them away)
>DESTROY CHILD!
>Other?

>>4571939
>I've seen one two blocks down. If you hurry you could catch him. (Send them away)
Beating up kids gets you the bad kinda rep.

>>4571939
>>Of course I have. He's me.

>>4571939
>Turn into a batman and lean down to their level
>Say "He's right here." with a big, creepy smile

>>4571939
>I've seen one two blocks down. If you hurry you could catch him. (Send them away)

>>4571939
>>Of course I have. He's me.

So admitting you are a pirate huh?
Okay

>>4571973
Shit
>writing

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>>4571956
Silver is a manchild, so he only gets half of the bad reputation.

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"Of course I've seen one! He's me!"

You tap your own chest. At first the kids aren't too sure about how to react to that but then they become quite happy.
"Really?"

"Yes!"

They become overly joyful and exchange high fives all around that they finally found someone and how much better the game will be with two people being pirates as opposed to one. However they quickly go back to serious mode and point their wooden swords at you.
"Alright pirate! We are the marines and you've been caught! Prepare for justice!"

"Okay. How do I prepare for justice?"

"Erm..."
They look at each other nervously.
"We don't know. Never had a pirate tall as you. Guess you need to kneel so we can tie your hands?"

"Uh-huh."

>Grab a stick off the ground and fend them off. No marine will take you without a fight!
>Play along and let them tie you up
>RUN AWAY!
>Other?

>>4571997
>Grab a stick off the ground and fend them off. No marine will take you without a fight!
The great captain Silver kneels for no man errh child

>>4571997
>RUN AWAY!
*blows raspberry*

>>4571997
>Grab a stick off the ground and fend them off. No marine will take you without a fight!

>>4571997
>Play along and let them tie you up
We can literally just flex and destroy the ropes, right?

>>4571997
>>RUN AWAY!

>>4571997
>Grab a stick off the ground and fend them off. No marine will take you without a fight!

>>4571997
>RUN AWAY!

So a mix between taking a stance against them and running away?
Not sure how that works but I'll try something
>writing

>>4572017
>Tag, you're it!

>>4571997
>Grab a stick off the ground and fend them off. No marine will take you without a fight!

>>4572017
running into a dead end on purpose?

You start chuckling to yourself and step on a stick that's laying on the ground next to you. As the piece of wood twirls in the air you snatch it and point it at the kids.
"What kind of game is this? A pirate has to surrender if you capture them? That's silly. No. A real pirate never kneels! He'll fight tooth and nail until the last breath! So... if you want to capture me then COME ON! I AM THE MIGHTY PIRATE SILVER! AND YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!"

You throw the stick at them, bonking a child on the head before turning tail and running.
"AFTER THAT SPEECH YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY?!"
The kids shout after you. Going in the alleyway you pick up the barrel Will is in and carry it in your arms while blowing raspberries at the "marines". Will not knowing what's going on pops his head out of the barrel to observe things. The others notice this.
"It's the other pirate! AFTER THEM!"

"SILVER YOU IDIOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Marcella also shouts after you and they start chasing you but thanks to their stubby little legs they can't hope to catch you. Should've grown up dweebs! Or at least you think because they obviously know the place better than you and they manage to pull of a pincer maneuver and cut off your escape. Stuck in an alleyway with little children behind and in front of you. No way other than up you kick yourself off a nearby wall and manage to wall jump onto the roofs. The little kids can do nothing but stare at you with jaws hanging open.

Running on the rooftops a little while longer until you can no longer hear the children down there you stop and set the barrel down before sitting next to it. Will pokes his head out of it once more and his eyes look like spirals, probably he'll throw up soon. But he does his best to hang on, only letting out a few gurgles before collecting himself.
"That, was, AWESOME! You went like YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME and A REAL PIRATE NEVER GOES DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! And then, and then you jumped into the sky! WHOOOOOO!"
And that's the point where he spontaneously looses his lunch. You pat him on the back a few times until his enthusiasm abates. But this doesn't really break his spirit and he's back on his feet in seconds.
"Hey mister! You sure like pirates don't you? It feels good because I'm the only one in the orphanage that likes them! Everyone else wants to be a marine when they grow up!"

>Of course I like pirates! I am one!
>You want to be a pirate when you grow up?
>What's an orphanage?
>Other?

At this point I would post Will with his altered design but I haven't managed to make it yet

>>4572052
>What's an orphanage?

>>4572052
>You want to be a pirate when you grow up?
>What's an orphanage?

Hmm yea, I guess Silver was in a different type of orphanage.

>>4572052
>What's an orphanage?

>>4572052
>>What's an orphanage?

>>4572052
>>You want to be a pirate when you grow up?

>>4572052
>Of course I like pirates! I am one!
>What's an orphanage?

>>4572052
>Of course I like pirates! I am one!
>What's an orphanage?

>>4572052
>Of course I like pirates! I am one!
>What's an orphanage?
>Call me aniki

Orphanage he says, so the mommy pirate might not be his actual mom, so no milkies.

>>4572068
Sad

"What's an orphanage won"
And it looks like admitting you are a genuine pirate won over "You want to be a pirate?"
'Kay
>writing

>>4572078
Of course we're admitting a pirate!
Otherwise we'd be lying!

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"Of course I like pirates! I am one!"

"Yup! You sure are mister! Never seen someone play a pirate quite like that!"

"Don't call me mister! I'm not that old! You make me sound like one of those grumpy grown ups! Anyway, what's an orphanage? Isn't that where babies are made?"

"Huh? I don't know about that-"

"Well you see I heard people go there to get kids. So that's where they must be made. Is there a big conveyor belt or are they hand crafted? And where do they get the meat from? How do they put the meat together better than Stitches?"

"Erm. That must be something else. The orphanage is where we live. Bunch of kids live there, smaller ones, bigger ones. If a kid looses their parent they get put in an orphanage. We all lost ours..."

"Oh. You lost them? Well I hope you find them one day!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LtHw4EWxjg

"No mister. My mom and dad are gone. The grown ups said they died when the sand sailors attacked. I was left alone and they put me in the orphanage to watch over me."
Will looks up at the sky.
"I was very sad at first. I missed mom and dad a lot so I cried a bunch. But the old lady at the orphanage was very kind! She took care of me and helped me until I stopped crying. I still missed mom and dad but didn't cry. That's when I found out about pirates and how cool they were! I heard stories about them and thought that people that cool probably are never sad. So I decided to be a pirate when I grow up! To be strong as they are!"

"Must've been lonely being the only pirate fan."

"Yup! But cool pirates need nobody! The others could be marines all they wanted but I didn't care... though our new caretaker also likes pirates!"

"New caretaker?"

"The old lady she took care of us died recently. So we got a new one!"
The boy starts blushing and his face distorts into a more monkey like one.
"And this one is a lot hotter! This is her panty that I stole! See how awesome she is! She even has a pirate flag on her undies! Wanna meet her? She also loves pirates! It's supposed to be our little secret but I think I can share with another pirate!"

>Sure! It's always nice to meet someone new!
>Nah! I still wanna explore the city a bit while I'm waiting for a sword. Wanna come with?
>Other?

>>4572110
>>Sure! It's always nice to meet someone new!

>>4572110
>Sure! It's always nice to meet someone new!

>>4572110
>Sure! It's always nice to meet someone new!

>>4572110
>>Nah! I still wanna explore the city a bit while I'm waiting for a sword. Wanna come with?

>>4572110
>She even has a pirate flag on her undies
Best caretaker confirmed?

>Sure! It's always nice to meet someone new!

>>4572110
>>Sure! It's always nice to meet someone new!

>>4572110
>Sure! It's always nice to meet someone new!

>>4572110
>Sure! It's always nice to meet someone new!

>>4572110
>>Sure! It's always nice to meet someone new!

okay I may have lied there with that option but it still won
>writing

>>4572131
Oh fuck its the Nun isn't it.

>>4572144
Sista Ann cannot be escaped.

>>4572144
>>4572146
We can tell her we've been keeping up with our reading, and even show her we've been taking notes. I'm sure if it's she'll be very happy to see us.

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"Sure! It's always nice to meet new people! Especially if they like pirates!"

"YAHOO! Okay follow me- uuh.
Can you take me down first?"

"Oh? Sure."

You let the little guy on your back and jump down. After that little stunt you let him guide you around the place towards the orphanage. On the way there he goes out of his way to greet everyone on the streets from the pedestrians to the merchants. Seems like he's very popular, or at least beloved.
"Hey William still playing pirate?"

"Yeap!"

As you reach the place you read a big sign reading "Sunflower Orphanage". It's relatively small but seems to be kept in good condition. Still if all those kids you saw were from here this might be a bit too tight of a fit. Granted your idea of adequate room is nothing short of the world itself so you're a poor judge in that regard but still. Will takes the lead and slams the door open without any regard for its integrity.
"I'M HOME!"
There is no answer. But Will goes on in so you do the same. He starts rummaging in the fridge for juice and brings you a box as well.

As you get comfy and sit down you hear a voice coming from inside.
"Where could it be? Where could it be? Not again... WILL!"

"Uh-oh."

"I told you didn't I? Don't take it or you'll stretch it! I'll go and buy some paint tomorrow I swear!"

"Kay!"

Then you hear more rummaging.
"Sigh. How many bandaids now?"

"None! I didn't trip this time!"

"And how many times were you caught?"

"None!"

"Wow. Progress! Well I'll still have to take a look at you to make sure you're not lying again so-"
But as the source of the voice enters you hear clattering, as if something heavy was dropped. As you turn to look you see a medical box with its contents all over the place and someone standing over it, frozen in place. It's clearly a lady judging by her high heels, or another one of those men who like to dress funny. As your eyes trail upward however things start to bother you a bit. Where have you seen those clothes before? And is that a cross?

As soon as you see the ladies face however all things become clear. You violently spit your juice in Wills face before pointing forward and shouting, at which point the lady does the same.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

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It's Sister Ann! What is she doing here? How did she get here? And most importantly why is she reaching for that kettle?
BONK
You fall out of your chair and require a bag of ice to help nursing your new bump. After a lengthy series of apologies you are allowed to sit back in your chair at which point the interrogation can begin.

"I'M SO SORRY SILVER! I was just a bit, shocked is all!"

"That's okay. Though my doctor said I should watch out not to get hurt... Anyway how did you get here Sister Ann?"

Will is glancing at both of you not knowing what is going on.
"You two know each other?"

"Y-Yes Will! Silver and I met once before. In fact he might be the reason why I'm here in the first place."
Okay now you are confused as well.
"See Silver, after Gang Town was erm... liberated the papers assumed I was the one who did it despite telling them every time it was a pirate who pacified the gangs. So uh, the church was very impressed with me. They made me undertake some trials and appointed me as Mother Ann. Then the Navy was kind enough to bring me here through the Calm Belt. Now it's my job to watch over this orphanage."

"Hmmm that little church?"

"N-No! Our church is a bit bigger than that. We have temples on many islands and operate just as many orphanages! In fact we work very closely with the government. They help us travel between islands and with upkeeping the orphanages. In return we sing their praises."

"Ah. I see. Good for you!"

"H-Hah! So you're not mad?"

"Why would I be? You're not happy here?"

"Oh I am! I love the children here! At first they didn't really accept me but they came around. Especially little William here! He's such a good boy!"
She then takes off Wills pot and pats him on the head.

"Then that's good! If they put you in a place where you're not happy because of me I'd be mad!"

Ann chuckles a little.
"I see. You've matured a little but you're the same Silver alright!"

At this point Will is looking around even more confused.
"Wait. I don't get it. Mother said she left her home because someone beat up the bad guys at her home! You did that? Who are you mister?"

"His name is Silver! And he's a pirate!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

And I'm sorry but I'll have to end here.
This ended up kinda weak because I kinda sorta forgot about the Vergil DLC dropping today so it kinda absorbed me.
Anyways next session we may learn more about Sister Anns journey here and the "troubles" of the island where things should pick up a bit

I'll try running Thursday next. Friday is off because I'm planning on getting shitfaced to celebrate my last workday this year.
After that however I will go into fucking overdrive before Christmas
Have a good night!

>>4572182
>This ended up kinda weak because I kinda sorta forgot about the Vergil DLC dropping today so it kinda absorbed me.
Now you're motivated!

>>4572182
Thanks for the run spooks!

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>>4572184
You're god-fucking-damn right!

>>4572178
Thanks for the run

Oh man I've finally made it to the timeskip. This has been really fun so far, and I'm glad this quest made me finally pick it up. Some of the new designs I'm not a big fan of, but I'm looking forward to it. Although that does make me curious what we're going to do once we arrive at that point.

>>4572392
Personally Zoro's outfit post timeskip is kinda lame.

>>4572509
Zoro's is whatever, not the best, not the worst. Just kinda meh to me. I like Usopp, Nami is fine, Sanji is pretty similar, same for Luffy. I'm not a big fan of Chopper, mostly because of his hat, I'm not a fan of Robin's hair, and Franky is completely different.

>>4572542
Yeah Chopper got an explicit downgrade. Franky had a fever dream and it inspired him to build an extra chin.

>>4572593
Franky would look better if his torso didn't resemble a bloated corpse that's been stitched closed.

>>4572542
Oh I forgot to mention Brook. He's fine, I prefer his original design but there's nothing wrong with the new one.

>>4572392
Yeah Chopper is a travesty. He goes from a bipedal reindeer to a cartoon. His other forms also go from menacing to goofy
Franky was always ridiculous but I did prefer when he had skin covering metal instead the other way around.
And Robin lost her God Damn TAN! Why? I know why but why did it have to happen and why isn't it back yet?

The rest are fine. I even like boobmonster Nami because she always had nice tiddies
Oh and Usopp. Literal virgin to chad.

>>4572392
And uuuh. I do have three or four possible scenarios already worked out after Shabaody. Naturally it all depends on the choices you make leading up to that point so they are up to change and might need to make a few more.
Like choosing whether to participate in the paramount war or not is a big one

>>4572934
Yea I agree with most of these. Didn't realize Robin had a tan, but yea that does sound a bit lame.
>>4572941
I think that depends on if we become rivals/allies with Luffy or one of the Whitebeard pirates. Or who knows, maybe one of our crewmates or one of us end up in Impel, and we end up tagging along? I guess there's lots of factors to it, and we won't know till we're there.

>>4572941
I want to see silver fight in the paramount war and see how whitebeard likes getting whitemustache

>>4572952
we're probably going into impel down to bust out jimbei. like he'll we will let him rot in prison before our rematch

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>>4572941
>>4572952
>>4573201
We literelly can't NOT fight in the Paramount War, it's not an option. The sheer concentrated insanity involving so many people, 3 admirals, several current and former warlords, several transvestites and escaped convicts, a clown, a crocodile, a duo of Emperor, and our heated rival all translate into Silver gravitating toward it.

>>4573211
>tfw some dude you met once is stupid enough to bust into a maximum security prison, all just to get a chance at fighting you

>>4573254
>Man breaks into prison to celebrate his friend's birthday
We need to turn Silver into the Floridaman of One Piece.

I just realised that Lyda is going to go insane once she sees Brooke.

>>4573272
>lydia could give brook a new body

>>4573269
I can see it now.

>Local man beats up entire sheriff's department over soup found in forest

What other headlines could there be?

>>4573272
>>4573282
Y'all think Lydia would show him her panties out of like, admiration? Like a 'kyaaa~!' into nosebleed type of interaction?

>>4573297
>Local man fights a shark over a case of giant crabs

>Local man robs the mafia to steal their fashion sense

>>4573211
That's actually not bad
I was looking to fight a way to both give you a reason to join the Paramount War while not feeling like you are strong armed to join. (i.e. I wouldn't do an Ace and endanger someone you care about)
But Silver joining one of the worst wars of history JUST to make sure a guy he wants to beat the shit out of doesn't die by someone elses hand is very Silvery.

>>4573254
>be me
>chilling in a legendary level of a max-pen prison that shouldn't even exist by official accounts
>wait for my inevitable execution because I couldn't abandon my morals
>this random mother fucker I once beat up busts through the ceiling
>he didn't even use the stairs, he just punched his way through kilometers of solid concrete
>he says he's here to break me out
>his reason: so he can beat the shit out of my later

>>4573272
>May I see your panties?
>She's so star struck she does it
>Brooks nose starts bleeding
>Even though he doesn't have a nose or blood
>Yohohoho!

>>4573297
>Local man robs state tax collectors to take back money he never even paid

>>4573340
>lydia forgot to put on panties that morning
>brooke collapses into a pile of bones, his soul finally at rest

>>4573347
"Laboon, I'm sorry. But a real homie would understand. Right?"

>>4573347
>>4573351
I'm not going to lie, I kinda want to take Brook with us instead. The only reason I'm sorta against it is because he wouldn't know how Laboon is doing. And if we did learn who the whale was, and explained what we saw, he'd probably dislike the Strawhats.

>>4573396
You'd need to pull off some substantial fuckery to do that, not to mention the butterfly effect of messing with Thriller Bark would do.

But it's possible if you find a way or a reason to enter the Florian Triangle

>>4573614
Just sail into it full speed and the promise of vine

>>4573340
Not really sure if Jinbei should be Silver's reason to enter, but I can see Jaws going with that reasoning.

If anything, Silver's reason for entering would be that there's no better place to make a name for himself then the greatest clusterfuck of all time.

>>4573614
We may end up at Water 7 via Sea Train, and I think we'll arrive first since Skypiea takes a bit of time, and they end up dealing with Foxy for half a day.
Even if we do arrive at the same time or a bit before them, they spend a lot of time at Water 7, then go to Enies Lobby.

>>4573396
I can see why you'd say that, but at the same time I couldn't really imagine anyone else with them. Best we nab our own eclectic crew and unique crew instead

>>4572934
>His other forms also go from menacing to goofy
Dear god I just saw horn point. What the fuck happened? It was so cool before.

>>4572934
well he does abuse bodily altering drugs

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>>4574363
>Choppers reaction when you accuse him of being a crackhead who does nothing but snort random chemicals all day that just so happen to modify how magical devil fruits operate

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Will is practically shaking right now as he's looking at you and it's hard to tell if his eyes are about to twinkle from being starstruck or if he's about to become lethargic due to you not living up to his perceived image of a "cool pirate". So instead he turns to Ann for answers.
"So he's a real pirate?"

"Correct!"
Ann goes to a drawer and takes out a piece of paper from it which she shows to the little boy.
"See? He has a bounty of 20 million even though he started out not too long ago! Pretty impressive isn't it?"

"Yup! That be me!"

"He was actually the one that beat up that evil old lady I told you about! Speaking of which, how is Murray doing Silver?"

"Jaws? He's fine."

"What a relief! And dear Marcella?"

"Fine."

"How regrettable. I prayed that she'd be claimed by a Sea King. Or a herd of sea cucumbers take pity on her sorry existence and adopt her as one of their own."

As Ann is trying to catch with what you've been up to Will also chimes in after he managed to fight off his nervousness.
"Hey hey! What sorta stuff you did? You know at sea?"

"I don't know. Pirate stuff?"

"WHOOOOA!"

Mother Ann gently touches the boys head to calm him down.
"Now now William. You shouldn't bother others. I'm sure Silver will gladly tell you about his adventures later. But as our guest we must be hospitable first and foremost! So Silver, if we could be of any assistance all you need to do is ask."

>Now that you mention it I don't know much about the island. What's it like? How long it takes for the log to set?
>Nah it's fine. I like telling stories!
>Other?

>>4574416
>Now that you mention it I don't know much about the island. What's it like? How long it takes for the log to set?

>>4574416
>Nah it's fine. I like telling stories!

>>4574416
>>Nah it's fine. I like telling stories!

>>4574416
>Now that you mention it I don't know much about the island. What's it like? How long it takes for the log to set?

>that she'd be claimed by a Sea King. Or a herd of sea cucumbers take pity on her sorry existence and adopt her as one of their own

I'm dyin.

>>4574416
>Now that you mention it I don't know much about the island. What's it like? How long it takes for the log to set?


>"See? He has a bounty of 20 million even though he started out not too long ago! Pretty impressive isn't it?"
She hasn't gotten an updated poster yet??
Oh boy. She'll be in for a surprise when she reads the list of crimes Silver is charged with.

>>4574416
>Now that you mention it I don't know much about the island. What's it like? How long it takes for the log to set?

>>4574427
inb4 she blames hooks for the sexual deviancy

>>4574416
>>Nah it's fine. I like telling stories!
>>4574434
inb4 she tries to correct it in us with wholesomeness

>>4574416
>By the way, my bounty has gone way up since they printed that poster.
>They're calling me a sexual deviant because i punched a vice admiral in the balls and destroyed a brothel

Desire to know more intensifies
>writing