>>4553383
>[Faster than Light]-Humanity has lived on this rock for 12,000 years on this marble rock. What awaits us beyond our humble home? Past the craggy slops of mars and the raging storms of Jupiter. What sights will we behold when we venture beyond… Faster than light.
SPAAAAAAAAAAACE

>>4553383
>[Mad Science]

>>4553383
>[Faster than Light]-Humanity has lived on this rock for 12,000 years on this marble rock. What awaits us beyond our humble home? Past the craggy slops of mars and the raging storms of Jupiter. What sights will we behold when we venture beyond… Faster than light.
Space

>>4553383
>>[Mad Science]-Conventional science lacks… Vision. Sometimes the truth is not so easily discovered. Sometimes the limits of human understanding need to be stretched unconstrained by mere safety and ethics. What are a few bodies in exchange for the truth?

>>4553387
>>4553397
>>4553403
>>4553413

Next vote is tie breaker.

>>4553383
>>[Faster than Light]-Humanity has lived on this rock for 12,000 years on this marble rock. What awaits us beyond our humble home? Past the craggy slops of mars and the raging storms of Jupiter. What sights will we behold when we venture beyond… Faster than light.
It’s space time

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>>4553383

You. Sasha Sagan-Starbound close your COSMIC JOURNAL with a flourish.

Leaning back against your cabbin seat you feel the Hogwarts express shudder gently into motion. The feeling reminds you of the second stage separation of the Appolo command module. You've always wanted to be in one of those. Maybe with some magic?

Gazing up out of the window up you can see the ghostly image of Luna. Waxing half-moon. A liminal period of change and advancement a metaphor for your coming into mageho-

"EXCUSE ME. Were you even listening to what I said?" an extremely bossy looking girl says while glaring at you.

Huh. You didn't even hear her enter.

>Introduce yourself normally (boring)
>"What did you say?" (boring)
>[Faster than Light] ignore girl gaze at stellar object
>[Faster than Light] "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THE CHALLENGER DISASTER?!"
>[Faster than Light] Nice hair it reminds me of the gases around a newly forming proto star.
>write-in

>>4553445
>[Faster than Light] "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THE CHALLENGER DISASTER?!"
This how I always start my conversations

>>4553445
>>[Faster than Light] "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THE CHALLENGER DISASTER?!"
So I'm assuming it's Early 1986 then?

>>4553468
>CHALLENGER DISASTER
nope just 1991 autism

>>4553445
FUCK YEAH SPACE EXPLOSIONS

>[Faster than Light] "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THE CHALLENGER DISASTER?!"

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>>4553445

The proto star girl cocks an eyebrow and stares at you. Evidently waiting for you to respond. A contest of wills almost like. Yes...

You leap up out of your seat and firmly grip her arms to her side like Jupiter gravitational grip on her many moons.

"HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ABOUT THE CHALLENGER DISASTER?!"

She stares at you stunned and rapidly begins to burn red like newly formed dwarf star.

"O-of course I know about the C-challenger disaster! I know everything there is to know about the challenger disaster!" She nods emphatically before looking away.

>Ask her about her favorite part of the disaster.
>Tease her (how?)
>[Faster than Light] "It was a tragic thing indeed. The lose of lives. Unfortunate. Yet a small part of me envies them. To die in pursuit of the stars... Tell me, RED DWARF, what are your stars?"

>>4553485
>>[Faster than Light] "It was a tragic thing indeed. The lose of lives. Unfortunate. Yet a small part of me envies them. To die in pursuit of the stars... Tell me, RED DWARF, what are your stars?"

SHE KNOWS US, TELL US MORE OH GIRL OF LITTLE STARS.

making food brb 30min max

>>4553485
>[Faster than Light] "It was a tragic thing indeed. The lose of lives. Unfortunate. Yet a small part of me envies them. To die in pursuit of the stars... Tell me, RED DWARF, what are your stars?"

>>4553485
>[Faster than Light] "It was a tragic thing indeed. The lose of lives. Unfortunate. Yet a small part of me envies them. To die in pursuit of the stars... Tell me, RED DWARF, what are your stars?"

WE'RE HEADED TO THE HOGWARTS SPED CLASSES, BAYBEE!

>>4553485
>>[Faster than Light] "It was a tragic thing indeed. The lose of lives. Unfortunate. Yet a small part of me envies them. To die in pursuit of the stars... Tell me, RED DWARF, what are your stars?"

What am I WITNESSING?

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>>4553485

You shake your head in sorrow.

"It was a tragic thing indeed. The lose of lives. Unfortunate."

You slacken your grip on her before continuing.

Yet a small part of me envies them. To die in pursuit of the stars... Tell me, RED DWARF, what are your stars?"

"U-um I-" before she can sputter her answer your interrupted by some snickering boys behind her.

The one in the middle appears to be the leader his two rough looking moons orbiting him. Despite his age you can detect a little ice in his COMET like eyes.

"Glad you put the mudblood in her place!" He smiles. Before his minions push the bossy girl aside and enter your compartment.

"Pleased to meet you my name is Draco Malfoy, I presume you've heard of me?" he preens. Or at least tries to. The cabin can only fit so many people. Especially due to the presence of such wide satellites. Also you're taller than him.

>no u
>autisticlly screech at him for interrupting your new friend.
>[Faster than Light] "Do not dismiss what you find base. Humanity reached the stars through farts alone."
>write in

>>4553547
>>write in
>That was rude my dude

>>4553547
>write in

Invite him to talk about s p a c e!

(We must think Hermione's name is Mud Blood now. It is kek.)

>>4553547
>autisticlly screech at him for interrupting your new friend.
THIS QUEST IS AMAZING

>>4553547
>autisticlly screech at him for interrupting your new friend.

>>4553573
>>4553582

You autisticlly screech at him like the ignition roar of a rocket.

roll 2d6 higher is better.

Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d6)

>>4553586

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)

>>4553586

Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)

>>4553586
TO THE STARS AND BEYOND

>>4553589
>>4553592
>>4553593

>Three 8's

IS THIS FATE?!

>>4553595
>IS THIS FATE?!
F8

>>4553595
AUTISM TO SPACE!

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>>4553547

Your screech is POWERFUL. Malfoy reels backwards from the sheer VOLUME of your voice. His goons TREMBLE in fear.

You bask in the moment like a planet with no atmosphere basking in warm rays of solar radiation...

The bullies make their way out of the compartment in a hurry. Not wanting to be bombarded by your WRATH for a second time.

You help your RED DWARF off the floor and onto a seat before resuming to gaze at the sky. Based on the suns position you estimate you only have 2 hours left of travel before you arrive assuming dinner is at 7pm.

"U-um..." RED DWARF mutters almost as quite as cosmic background radiation.

You face her.

She seems to struggle for a moment bunching her hands before suddenly shouting.

"YOU!"

and running off faster than the original Apollo command module doing a slingshot maneuver.

You have 2 hours (time to do two big tasks)
>Chase after RED DWARF
>Read something (what?)
>[FTL] Think about how you can travel faster than light using magic.
>write in

>>4553636
>Chase after RED DWARF
COME HERE, RED DWARF. WE WILL COMUNE UPON MATTERS OF SPACE.

>[FTL] Think about how you can travel faster than light using magic.

>>4553636
>>[FTL] Think/sketch/plan about how you can travel faster than light using magic.
We have a marker in case we need to use the windows for extra writing space, right?

>>4553645
+1
SHE CANNOT GET AWAY FROM TALKING ABOUT SPACE THAT EASILY

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Alright going to bed be back with FRESH post at around 6:30pm EST tomorrow.

Sweet dreams space mages.

>>4553645
Supporting!

>>4553649
See you tomorrow, friend

>>4553646
yes

Do Anons have any theories on how to solve the FTL problem?

>>4553815
Abuse of anti friction charms

Hey we should abuse Malfoy's perception of us as a lifeblood in order to get spelljammer parts, now the real question is can Malfoy Sr. Import sapient pearwood in the quantity we need.

Pureblood I meant. Oh and here's a pic of spelljammers, I'm thinking sapient pearwood with basilisk bone fittings should do the job, and we can use magic to bind a fire elemental to power it.

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Pic

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And a better pic then that.

>>4553904
>>4553903
>>4553893
These are great, though the magical world knows...nothing of this. Those fools have their heads in the mud, when we look up into the stars. Maybe they need someone to...

Set them on the right track?

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>>4554055
Indeed.

Quest theme, remember you asked for this qm.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zbp1A_8xRg

>>4554170
Draco is John Madden

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>>4554217
Umbasa, I like the way you think.

Lets hope our boy never reads a horror scifi

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>>4553383
temp-file

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So the plan is to make a spelljammer via pawning off stuff we can get adventuring at Hogwarts and then kidnapping Draco as a princess analog while working as a privateering contract obtained via dracos daddy's shady political contacts, sound about right?

>>4554299
I had a bit of a plan, since we have autism and magical power, we're gonna be strange

>Aquire resources and workers to build spelljammer through any means possible
>Make it legal, in any way possible
>Build spelljammers
>SPACE

The Autistic Astronaut will go down in infamy

>>4554341
See this is why we kidnap Draco and Ransom him back for a letter of privateering.

>>4554367
Absolutely based: the Law is a concept made by those with no plans to leave; its worthless

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What hath I wrot?

>>4554476
YOU HAVE GIVEN US THE ONE WHO WILL TAKE US TO THE STARS

>>4554476
A very unconventional prologue to a spelljammer campaign.

>>4554476
The pinnacle of /qst/

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>>4553636

You DASH into motion your speedy legs carrying you fast in pursuit of RED DWARF... But not as fast as light.

A billion thoughts begin fly inside your mind, whizzing like the Kepler belt. You've never heard of wizards going to the moon. Granted you've only known about the existence of wizards for little over a month. But cases of wizards attempting to reach the moon have been documented at least in your first year astronomy book. All failures for one way or another; something about failure of enchantments. Your astronomy book insists that it's impossible for wizard, and thus, mankind. The FOOLS didn't even know about the muggle moon landing.

You will correct this IGNORANCE. But you need FUNDING and LABOR to pierce the void. You resolve to do anything necessary to realize your-. No HUMANITY'S' DREAM!

Based on preliminarily research you've only really discovered two methods of magical flight and three means of magical locomotion:

FLIGHT
1. via a enchantment
2. via magic animal

MOTION
1. Appartation and portkeys
2. the Floo network
3. enchanted vehicles

None of these are sufficient to breach the light barrier. This mean either developing a new means of travel or overcoming conventional limitations. Then again you're knowledge may be incomplete.

You pause. You get the strangest feeling like your forgetting something...

Ah there's a whimpering boy on the ground covered in hasty written SPACE notes. Maybe you wrote those on him?

He wimpers. No wonder you used him as a board his spirit is as clear as the void between galaxies. No presence at all. Still niceties have to be observed.

"My apologies good sir. RED DWARF? Who is this man?"

Completely stunned she answers. Like a reflex. "N-Neville. He lost his toad you know!"

RED DWARF suddenly frowns and narrows her eyes at you.

"Hold on a moment. YOU drew on Neville's face! You need to apologize or I'M going to tell someone about it!"

She tilts her nose upwards at you. How bossy.

>"Tell who?"
>"I already apologized."
>[FTL] "It was a calculated risk. Like the original apollo missions"
>[FTL] "Did the wright brothers apologize to gravity? Did the SSSR apologize to chimpanzees and dogs? Did Armstrong apologize to moon? I will never apologize for following my dream. "
>write-in

>>4554548

>[FTL] "Did the wright brothers apologize to gravity? Did the SSSR apologize to chimpanzees and dogs? Did Armstrong apologize to moon? I will never apologize for following my dream. "

RED DWARF is smart, but not near OUR VISION or BRAIN. We must explain our BRILLIANCE to her, for our RED DWARF to understand.

>>4554548
>[FTL] "Did the wright brothers apologize to gravity? Did the SSSR apologize to chimpanzees and dogs? Did Armstrong apologize to moon? I will never apologize for following my dream. "
Some men were born to follow the stars, and others were born to be chalk boards

>>4554548
>[FTL] "Did the wright brothers apologize to gravity? Did the SSSR apologize to chimpanzees and dogs? Did Armstrong apologize to moon? I will never apologize for following my dream. "

>>4554548
>>[FTL] "It was a calculated risk. Like the original apollo missions"

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>>4554548
>>4554548

ANGER wells up inside you.

And then you erupt. Ejecting your RIGHTEOUS response from the corona of your consciousness.

"Did the wright brothers apologize to gravity?" You take a step towards RED DWARF.

"Did the SSSR apologize to chimpanzees and dogs?" You take multiple steps forward and RED DWARF quickly looks at the cabin window behind her back and your LOOMING figure.

"Did Armstrong apologize to moon?" You slam your arms on either side of her head, trapping her, like the event horizon of a black hole. Then like a lone meteoroid trailing through the night sky you deliver your final response.

"I will never apologize for following my dream. "

She suddenly collapses.

You get the feeling that this would be a good time to say your catch phrase.

>"heh, nothing personelle kid"
>"omae wa mou shindeiru"
>write-in (bonus points for AUTISM)

>>4554598
>>write-in
Per aspera ad astra

>>4554598
NOW YOU UNDERSTAND! THAT MY BRILLIANT MIND IS DENSER THAN THE SINGULARITY OF GRAVITY! BEHOLD THE COSMIC JOURNEY UNFOLDING!

>>4554608
This is it right here

This is an important choice so i'll give it 10 more minutes before writing.

>>4554607
This
should be screamed after this >>4554608

>>4554607
+1 I think this is better as the catch phrase but I also want to scream >>4554608 at the moment

>>4554608
SCIENCE BITCH

>>4554598
This >>4554608 and then this >>4554607

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>>4554598

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQYN2P3E06s&vl=en

You grip RED DWARFS collar and haul her up.

"NOW YOU UNDERSTAND! THAT MY BRILLIANT MIND IS DENSER THAN THE SINGULARITY OF GRAVITY! BEHOLD THE COSMIC JOURNEY UNFOLDING!"

You throw your arms out in exhalation of the heavens and kneel while looking upwards towards the moon.

A dull thud resounds through the cabin.

"Per aspera ad astra..."

.
.
.


"She's mental she is." The music stops.
You glare at the boy with coppery red hair like the dusts of MARS.

The other cabin occupant. NO the GALACTIC BLACK HOLE in front of you nods at MARS.

Your eyes go wide, your knees go week, palms sweaty.

>mom's spaghetti
>Introduce yourself casually
>Invite to some late night star gazing
>write-in

>>4554649
>>Introduce yourself casually

>>4554649
>Start rapping eminem's "moms spaghetti", because time is relitive to mass and he is the black hole, bending space and time around him to inspire us to sing a song that doesn't exist yet.
>Alternitively, make a gravity attraction joke.

>>4554652
Just to add some background, we can't always be SPACE AUTIST otherwise it'd lose it's value quickly. We should save it for when something triggers it.
Be normal sometime too

>>4554649
>Introduce yourself casually

What that anon said about bursts of Autism

Unironically, OP, thank you so much for this quest, I'm having a great time :D

>>4554649
>Introduce yourself casually
I agree with the autism bursts and I really like the idea that we can just do a total 180 in our personality from normal to S P A C E and then to normal again

>>4554649
>>Introduce yourself casually
What >>4554673 said
A 180 would be great

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>>4554652
>>4554669
>>4554673
>>4554675


You feel your face heat up. Your heartbeat accelerates like a jack hammer.

OH GOD. HE'S LOOKING AT YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

roll 2d6 to not drop your spaghetti (average of 3)

Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)

>>4554680

Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d6)

>>4554680

Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6)

>>4554680

We got a crush? Aw, cute

Lets make him build space shuttles

>>4554682
avg 8 (success) writing.

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>>4554649

"H-Hey." you begin nervously. Your voice cracks in the end.

His PIERCING green eyes dig into yours.

"N-nice to meet you my name is S-Sasha."

Wow that was the smoothest introduction you've ever done!

"Erm... Nice to meet you. I'm Harry."

God. He's so cute.

"I'm Ron Weasly!"

Ew not him.

A moan echos through the cabin.

Harry's beautiful eyes widen slightly and he looks at you then at RED DWARF.

OH NO! You got into another one of your "fae moods" (like daddy calls them) and bullied her into unconsciousness!

...

You have a hard time of it but you eventually manage to get RED DWARF up onto one of the compartments seats, her blissful unconsciousness putting you at peace. Now it's just you and Harry...

FARTING NOISE

Well... it's just you and Harry and RONALD.

Talk about.
>what just happened
>Hogwarts
>Your DREAMS
>write in

>>4554717
>what just happened
Well, this is a fun twist :D
Lets see if he likes our autism

>>4554717
>>what just happened

>>4554717
>what just happened
captcha hates this quest

>>4554761
yes

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>>4554717
>>4554717

You shift uncomfortably. Before you gather enough courage to look HARRY in the eyes.

You IMMEDIATELY regret it. You gaze out of the window. Your heart pulsing like a quasar.

"Are you ok?" Harry moves closer to inspect your well being. TOO CLOSE!

"Wha-Y-yeah I'm cool. Hah like the dark side of the moon."

"Really?" RONALD says. "You look really nervous."

"W-well yeah I am. It's not everyday you get to ride in the same compartment with an incredibly cu-".

"Incredibly famous wizard!" Ron cuts you off with a glare.

"Y-yeah." you stutter.

"A-anyways I really like astronomy and want to go to space one day. Maybe even visit other planets."

Ron simply looks at you turns to Harry and says "I told you she was mental."

Harry furrows his brow "You know that muggles have gone to the moon Ron?"

The stunned expression on his face says otherwise.

Your just about to simp for Harry before the door suddenly slams open. It seems that Draco and his two satellites are back for some more. Only this time they've wrapped their scarves around the heads presumably as a crude defense against your AUTISTIC screech.

Draco scans the cabin before his eyes rest on RED DWARF. With a snap of his fingers his compatriots push her off the seat onto the ground.

>AUTISTIC SCREECH
>Attempt diplomacy. Perhaps Prattling with Pompous Draco can secure future funding.
>Tell him to leave (how)
>Punch him (roll)
>write-in

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last post be back tomorrow with fresh post at 6:30pm EST (hopefully on time).

>>4554793
Oh God, we have to decide between love and funding...

Okay, we can make this work. We didn't reach the damn moon without trying!

>Attempt diplomacy. Perhaps Prattling with Pompous Draco can secure future funding.

Slip in some space references as we talk. Harry knows about the moonlanding, so he's obviously into space as we are!

...right?

>>4554801
See you tomorrow OP, this is fun, and we now have a flaw to work around!

>>4554793
>>Attempt diplomacy. Perhaps Prattling with Pompous Draco can secure future funding.

>>4554805
+1 to this. Holy shit I was gone for work and in that time this went FAR. I can’t wait to see where this goes.

>>4554805
+1

>>4554805
+1
>>4554801
Goodnight QM, loving this quest so far

>>4554793
>>Attempt diplomacy. Perhaps Prattling with Pompous Draco can secure future funding.

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)

>>4554793
>Punch him

>>4555264
holy shit, my rolls are wack

>>4554793
>Attempt diplomacy. Perhaps Prattling with Pompous Draco can secure future funding.
Gimme your money bitch

QM your quest is based as fuck. I had a hearty chuckle though and though.

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>>4554793

Draco seems rich. At least the copious amounts of hair gel seem to imply some discretionary income.

An idea springs to mind. Perhaps getting on his good side can secure some FUNDS for your DREAM?

Daddy always told you that you'd have the men in your life wrapped around your finger when you were older. Whatever that means.

Carefully stepping over RED DWARF'S collapsed body and swallowing your RIGHTEOUS ANGER at the sight.

You attempt to engage in diplomacy.

"Greetings, my name is Sasha. I apologize for my previous behavior. Regretfully you caught me in one of my moods. I'm sure you'll find me perfectly amiable now. Perhaps you and your associates would like to sit with us and engage in some light conversation?"

Malfoy looks like he's seen life on Mercury.

"What on earth are you?!" he cries.

"A human being."

"Not THAT. I mean your personality? What on earth are you planning?" he exclaims. "Wait this isn't some trick where we sit down and you scream at us again... Is it?" He finishes while narrowing his eyes at you.

"No you can trust me just like D-Discovery trusts the structural truss of it's s-service structure." You say while clumsily winking at Harry
(like a smooth criminal).

"Yes... I know all about Discovery AND structural trusses. I know everything there is to know about Discovery and structural trusses." Malfoy says while grandly gesturing before sitting down and resting his feet on RED DWARF'S not corpse.

Both Ron and Harry have their mouths open in amazement at Malfoy's hidden COSMIC knowledge.

>Ask him to respect other peoples physical autonomy.
>Ask him to respect other peoples physical autonomy. WITH YOUR FISTS.
>Inquire about his favorite space mission.
>write-in

>>4555728
>Ask him to respect other peoples physical autonomy.
>Inquire about his favorite space mission.

>>4555731
If we're allowed to choose two, lets do this one. RED DWARF is ours, damn it. But we also don't want to lose the funding, so lets try and make that bit a footnote in it, so he doesn't throw a shit

>>4555728
>Inquire about his favorite space mission.

>>4555728
opps forgot trip

>>4555731
+1
I think he has reason to believe that we are in fact a banshee

>>4555728
>Ask him to respect other people's physical autonomy.
Let's test his knowledge about SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!
>Inquire about how much he knows about the the space race
Ask how the Moon landing suits were made? (By hand)
Did the Soviets or the Americans send the first dog to space, the name of the dog, and if they survived (Soviets, Laika, Died)
Name at least 2 of the astronauts that went on the mission, but did not land foot on the moon. (Mike Collins, Dick Gordon, Stu Roosa, Al Worden, Ken Mattingly, and Ron Evans.)
Who was the first man to set foot on the moon? (If he gets this wrong, THROW HIM OUT THE AIRLOCK (kick him out of the car))

If he doesn't know enough, dismiss the pleb, no funding is better than funding from someone who'll fuck up the mission by making stupid promotional stunts.

>>4555764
Fuck yeah, Anon. Lets quiz him

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>>4555728

"Draco you should respect the bodily autonomy of your peers."

His face is stricken but he none the less maintains eye contact "Oh silly me. I forgot about that." but he does not remove his feet from the back of RED DWARF.

The sight fills you with RAGE. But luckily your future FUNDING is saved when your future HUSBAND steps in.

"Get off of her!" Harry says nobly.

"Yeah. Malfoy." Ron adds with surprising venom.

Malfoy sneers. "Dislike my family do you? I know who YOU are red hair and hand me down robes. You must be a Weasly."

"What's your favorite space mission?"

Malfoy cocks an eyebrow at you.

"The first one." He replies.

"Why the first one?" you ask.

"Because it was important."

"Why was it important?"

Malfoy's face begins to turn red "B-because it was."

How suspicious. You fire off the rest of your questions in rapid sequence like a red hyper giant shedding it's mass.

"How were Moon landing suits were made?"
"Name at least 2 of the astronauts that went on the mission, but did not land on luna's surface."
"Did the Soviets or the Americans send the first dog to space and name the dog if they survived."
"Who was the first man to set foot on the moon?"

Malfoy suddenly looks constipated before running away. Satellites in tow.

You finally help RED DWARF up onto a seat and sit next to her while facing HARRY.

Ron looks at you in amazement. "Wicked."

HARRY says "Yeah."

The compliment hits you like a 10 foot tungsten rod accelerated to terminal velocity. You pass out through shear excitement.

Choose 1:
>Malfoy
>Harry
>RED DWARF
>Neville

>>4555785

>Harry

>>4555785
>Harry
I cannot put into words how great this MC is

>>4555800
Sasha's greatness will take her to the stars

>>4555785
>>RED DWARF

>>4555785
>>Harry

>>4555793
+1

>>4555785
>>RED DWARF

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>>4555785

Your name is Harry Potter. Glad to be out of the clutch of your aunt and uncle. You are currently riding the Hogwarts express with your new friend Ron and are staring at two unconscious girls. WOW. That came out wrong.

Now that you take a a good look at Sasha. She make you feel kinda FUNNY. Like that time you saw your neighbors engaging in NAKED wrestling. Her skin reminds you of chocolate.

"Should we wake her up?" Ron asks interrupting your daydream.

"I guess."

You try shaking her awake but the moment comes to she immediately faints again for some reason.

"Forget her you have me!" Ron smiles while putting his arm over your shoulder. Wow who knew that friends were so touchy?

Hermione begins to stir.

"OWWW. Why does my head hurt so much and why do I feel like someones stepped on me?"

"Err.." You were never good at talking.

"Oh is cause Sasha played with your body and dropped you. Also Malfoy pushed you while you were unconscious and stepped on you." Ron says with no tack what so ever.

Hermione's eyes suddenly go wide and she slowly turns towards Sasha who is leaning on the wall next to her.

"EEEK!" Hermione suddenly leaps out of her seat and onto your lap. Ron gives her the stink eye.

The door to slides open revealing a porky looking woman pushing a trolley for of what look to be sweets.

"Anything from the tro-! Oh MY WORD! Aren't you a little young for this? And you with the red hair are you just there to watch? How barbaric at least have the decency to look interested."

The door slams shut once more.

You feel like a great wrong has been committed.

[...]

The train halts and the sky is dark. Far from your "home" in Privet drive you can see the stars for the first time like them you feel... Free.

You've arrived at Hogwarts. Sasha seems to still be semi lucid. Perhaps Potter should prod her into the present? You tried to get Hermione to do it but she seemed to be muttering something about "being played with" and "forbidden love" and Ron seems offended by the very notion of interacting with the curly haired girl.

>Gently shake her shoulders
>Slap her
>write-in

>>4555848
>Gently shake her shoulders

Pot QM has embraced the autism

>>4555848
>Shake her shoulder. When that doesn't work, say 'Moon landing, Cosmic journey' and see if that wakes her up

>4555866
+1

>>4555848
>Gently shake her shoulders

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>>4555848
Your name is Sasha Sagan-Starbound. Recently you've been unconscious after being complimented by your future HUSBAND.

You seem to also recall being shaken awake by him. A look of concern gracing his gentle features, subtle like the tranquil sound of the void.

Wait a moment.
You're awake.
And HARRY IS TOUCHING YOUR SHOULDER WHILE SAYING "MOON LANDING" AND "COSMIC JOURNEY"!!!!!!!!!!!11

Thinking at the speed of light you:
>pass out
>remain calm

>>4555848
>Gently shake her shoulders

Meta question: Which year is this? It seems like 1st year, but I remember Hermione didn't spend that much time with Ron and Harry on the train, unless its a story change brought through by our auti- Genius.

>>4555898
>attempt to remain calm

>>4555898
>Remain calm, Don't pass out, you won't remember if he touches you while you fall unconsious.

>>4555898
>>remain calm

>>4555903
Year 1. Basically she was going around to look for Neville's toad but got scared off/embarrassed by you. She hid in Harry and Ron's compartment where Neville happened to be. You autisticlly drew on Neville scarring him for life and then wall slammed Hermoine into unconsciousness by getting to close.

She was just unconscious for the last few posts and forgot about Nevilles toad in the excitement which is why she stuck around.

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>>4555907
>>4555908
>>4555923

roll 2d6 average of 3 pass is 8+

>>4555898
>remain calm

So, while we're counting the votes

What house do you guys think we'll be in? I'm thinking either Ravenclaw or Slytherin.

Ravenclaw cause
>Utter Space knowledge

Or Slytherin cause
>I will do literally anything to get my dream

What do you guys think?

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d5)

>>4555932

Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)

>>4555932

Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)

>>4555932

>>4555934
Ravenclaw, we seem pretty innocent outside of SPAAAAAAAACE

>>4555938
>>4555939
>>4555940

avg 8+ writing

Ravenclaw sounds about right. But the idea of a chuuni in hufflepuff makes me want that to happen so badly,

>>4555947
I mean, we can make up a good reason for all the houses.
>Gryffindor?
WE SHALL BECOME THE FIRST OF MANY FEARLESS ADVENTURERS INTO THE STARS!
>Hufflepuff?
WE SHALL LABOR ON FOR THE GOOD OF EVERY MAN UNTIL ALL MAY SEE THE SEA OF STARS!
>Ravenclaw?
OUR INTELLIGENCE WILL DESIGN THE MIGHTIEST AND BEST SHIPS TO FERRY MANKIND INTO THE NEW AGE!
>Slytherin?
OUR AMBITIONS, DREAMS, THEY WILL NEVER DIE! WE WILL REACH THE STARS!

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>>4555898

You quickly think about earths altered rotation due to the Theia impact. SO elliptical.

Dang that calms you down real quick.

"Sasha? Saaaasha? SASHA!"

Huh? Oh yeah your future HUSBAND is shouting at you to get up.

Your follow HARRY out of the compartment and onto the station. Glad that he stayed behind to help you.

You spot what is possibly the LARGEST man you've ever seen is waving down students.

"First years over here! First years over here!"

Harry evidentiality knows this man as "Hagrid" as he greets him. You absentmindedly wonder if his mother was as large as him as you gaze at the astoundingly clear half moon.

You're led with the other first years into a large pier surrounded by sturdy looking wooden boats. Star light streaks through trees that block out the sky.

"In you go. Only four per boat mind you." Hagrid announces before getting into one by himself.

Quicker than a comet you join the boat with:

>Neville Ron and Harry
>Hermione and some other girls
>Draco and his satellites

>>4555974
>Hermione and some other girls

If we have the other girls in our sights, we can make sure they don't get in between the love as inevitable as Earth's orbit around the sun.

>>4555974

>Draco

Cause i ship it

>>4555974
>Hermione and some other girls
I don't think we ever got RED DWARF's name IC, we also don't want to cling too hard to harry... yet

>>4555974
>Hermione and some other girls

>>4555985
We do have her name anon, we gave it to her

>>4555974
>>Hermione and some other girls

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>>4555974

As much as it pains you to part with HARRY. You feel that you might make him uncomfortable by sticking around so much.

Draco and his goons rubbed you the wrong way. After pushing RED DWARF twice, interrupting you, and worst of all POSING as a SPACE aficionado .

And on the topic of RED DWARF, you do feel a little guilty about dropping her in one of your rants.

Thus, gingerly, like the stabilization boosters on the Apollo command modules you scoot into a boat seat beside RED DWARF.

Engage apology.

"Hey Hermione I'm sorry about what happened on the express. It's... Well sometimes I just get in these moods and I... Well, I act a little like a backwards space capsule. I never meant to drop you or anything. Can you forgive me?"

"I-I suppose I can let it go this time." She declares while tilting her head up and away from you.

"WOW thanks I thought you hated me or something."

Her response is sharp "Never.".

"What."

"What."

The girls in the seats behind you make kissing noises and giggle. Further embarrassing you both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2aB_uXLVSA

Thankfully the boat starts and everyone seems to fall into quite anticipation. Eventually the clearing thins and the as the star light thickens you see the most beautiful night sky in your entire life.

Daddy's taken you camping before but the light of those stars was different.

Hogwarts, and perhaps your company, makes the stars seem that much more...

Magical.

As you take your first steps into the magical world a lone tear runs down your cheek.

"Per aspera ad astra."

>Look at... (Who).
>Hold hands with Hermione.
>Enjoy the moment.
>write-in

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Back tomorrow with FRESH post at 6:45pm EST.

>>4555985
who knows how you got the name? ;)

>>4556057
>Enjoy the moment.
Slow down and look at the stars

>>4556057
>Hold hands with Hermione.
While we do this; >>4556064

As our first fellow space expert (though we admittedly are way ahead), we should enjoy the moment with her. Plus misunderstandings are funny!

And Op... you know how I'm gonna take us learning her name, right?

We're totally a accidental amateur at legilimency, lol

>>4556057
>enjoy the moment

>>4556057
>Hold hands with Hermione.

>>4556057
>>Hold hands with Hermione

>>4556057
>Look at... The stars. Use our vast knowledge of the stars to work out exactly where we are
this fucking quest lmao we're a naturally autistic luna lovegood

>>4556057
>Enjoy the moment
>Use our knowledge of starts to triangulate our position

Use our autism to prove how useful we are

>>4556085
>>4556138
>>4556145

why tf do you guys choose the nsfw option? baka this is a blue board

>Hold hands with Hermione

>>4556057
>>Look at... (Hogwarts then the stars).
>>Hold hands with Hermione.
>>Enjoy the moment.

>>4556057

The sight of the stars fills your vision. Overwhelming you. Instinctively you fumble around your seat to ground yourself. You palm touches something soft.

Hermione lets out a small "Eep!" and tries to slip her hand away but you hold her firm trusting your instincts.

As you approach the pier the true beauty of Hogwarts become more apparent to you.

You squeeze your hand tighter around Hermione's feeling her warmth.

The boat stops at the pier. It's time to get out. For some reason everyone is staring at you.

>let go
>keep holding on
>write-in

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>>4556815

>>4556815
>let go

Well, we've finished sharing the moment.

What were they all looking at, anyway? Did something get on our school robes?

>>4556815
>let go

>>4556819
Lewd.

>>4556815
>Let them go

If school is like prison, we have already established our credentials as the mad dog.

>>4556815
>>keep holding on
>>write-in (Point to hogwarts using the hand that's holding hermione's then the sky and say" This! is where our journey begins!")

>>4556815
Princess carry Hermione.
She is now the safety person

>>4556860
Pfffffffffffffff

Sure. Fuck it, I'm supporting this now.
God we are a complete fey of a child

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>>4556815

You let go and the rest of your peers turn away. You think you here some snickering.

You spot Ron give you the thumbs up, while HARRY, who is beside him is looking down at the ground.

Hagrid guilds the group towards the stony base of the castle where you can see a narrow stone staircase carved into it.

Hermione is quick to go in front of you as you ascend.

You eventually reach what appears to be the castle door's proper. Two massive doors stretching 6 meters high remind you of your cosmic insignificance.

Hagrid lifts the massive door knocker.

*THUD*
*THUD*
*THUD*

The doors swing open to revealing a room of intricately carved stone lit by fiery chalices. At the far end you can see a woman atop a staircase who seems who stand like she has a Saturn V rocket stuck in her butt.

"Well-" Hagrid gestures to the room "In you go."

You follow the gaggle as the woman begins to speak in a stern voice.

"Welcome to Hogwarts. My name is professor Mcgonagall. In few moments you will pass through these doors to be sorted into 4 separate houses. These are Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Gri-"

She turns to a loudly sniffling Neville.

"Young man are you quite alright?"

"N-no. I lost my toad and some girl drew on me. I-I think I'm SCARRED for life."

"Nonsense!" Mcgonagall exclaims before holding out a orange vial "Here, drink this."

"WOW! I feel better already!!" Neville cries while twitching sporadically.

"Oh dear." The professor frowns as Neville begins to take his robes off.

Shirtless and pants-less he suddenly leans on Hermione shoulder before saying in the deepest voice imaginable:

"Hey."

>SCREEEEECH
>Let Mcgonagall take care of it
>write-in

>>4556874
>write-in
REEEE KNOCK HIS SHIT IN HE TOUCHED OUR THING REEEE

You can see I'm taking the autistically possessive friendship route

>>4556874
>let magonigal deal with it

She isnt harry. And I have no other creative ideas of how to deal with the situation.

>>4556895
Autistically possessive has its charms, but I feel like we need more SPAAAACE

>>4556874
>Let Mcgonagall take care of it

>>4556903
>>4556874

Fine. Lets switch >>4556895 to >>4556900

>>4556874
>Let Mcgonagall take care of it

>>4556874
>write-in
WRASTLE
OH YEEEAAAAAHHH BROTHER! GONNA SEND YOU TO SATURN!

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>>4556874

Mcgonagall jabs her wand in Neville direction causing his body to suddenly seize up then, with a twist, she levitates him with her through the door behind her.

Hermione seems to want to cling to you now. How odd?

Quick you have a moment of limited adult supervision. What do?

>nothing (BORING)
>Talk with (who?)
>Plan your first "witch on the moon" speech
>write-in

>>4556935
>Gather BLACKHOLE and RED GIANT together and maybe UGHHH Ron together, if the others want, to give them the mission statement for our time in Hogwarts. TO BE THE FIRST COSMIC WITCH! and friends.
>Then bounce first landing speeches off them.

>>4556945
Fuck yeah, this anon has the right idea

>>4556945
+1

>>4556945
Don't forget about Nevil and his satellites

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>>4556935

An EXTREMELY good idea pops into your mind.

You grab RED DWARF by the hand and lead her to where BLACK HOLE and RONALD are.

"COSMIC WITCH!" You shout.

"P-pardon?"
"Oh MERLIN, she's doing it again. Protect me with your dashing good looks Harry!" Ron swoons.

"What?"
"What?"

You begin to pace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oEFkLZfHcM

"For CENTURIES wizard kind has grasped the power of FLIGHT. But in their complacency they have grown ARROGANT and have stopped reaching for the STARS."

"Pllllllease" Draco interjects "The Liminal Veil stops all magical phenomena past a certain point. Even ghosts and apparition fail! Every REAL wizarding child knows the story of Barnabas the Barmy!"

You turn to face him.

"Perhaps YOUR tools will fail. Perhaps ALL wizards BEFORE me have failed. But I will not fail. If my tools fail I will make new ones, if my magic fails I will use SCIENCE."

You walk towards him.

"And more importantly I will NEVER give up until the whole world knows that I; SASHA SAGEN-STARBOUND was the first witch to venture... AMONG THE STARS. I SWEAR ON IT!"

You throw out your arms look up at the ceiling and shout:

"PER ASPERA AD ASTRA"

"WILL YOU STAND BY ME, RED DWARF?!"

"U-um." she bites her lip.
"Ok."

"WILL YOU STAND BY ME, BLACK HOLE?!"

"Sure?"

"AND YOU RONALD?!"

"Anything for a fellow queer!"

"Super-liminal, any speech ideas?"

"Well you could wear some heels." Ron says "Make yourself even more opposing. OH and some special effects my brothers are experts in that."

Interesting maybe he has his uses after all. You look at Harry and Hermione who just shrug.

The door leading to the sorting area opens revealing an extremely short man, an ideal candidate for an astronaut, who approaches your year group.

"Hello, my name is professor Flitwick."

He looks at you "I must congratulate your passion. Not many wizards or witches interested in the astral plane these days... Ravenclaw would welcome your dreams with its private library..." He winks at you before continuing to address everyone else:

"Professor Mcgonagall seems to have misplaced her calming draught for her Venus potion." He smiles. "The effects on a male are certainly... impressive and something that I can attest to. Hehehe."

His cheeks begin redden like RED DWARF and he suddenly coughs.

"Where was I..?"

"You were talking about how Mcgonagall gave Neville something to drink, made him stiff, and then made him feel like he was floating." Ron says.

"That's highly inappropriate Mr.Weasley" Flitwick snaps "10 points from Griffindor."

"In the future I expect you to address professors properly by their title."

"But I haven't been sorted yet!"

"Oh PLEASE, you Weasley's all go to the same place anyways."

Flitwick then turns around and leads your cohort into a large banquet hall with a sentient hat that can somehow read your mind.

You name is called first and the hat now on your head only one question remains:

>Gryffindor
>Slytherin
>Hufflepuff
>Ravenclaw

>>4557023
>Ravenclaw
Most likely place to recruit future technicians and scientists for the cosmic dream

>>4557023
>Slytherin

>>4557023
>Slytherin

We will complete our dream. And do anything to do so.

>>4557023
>Ravenclaw
Smert

>>4557023

Slytherin

>>4557023
>>Ravenclaw
Smart people unite

>>4557023
>>Slytherin

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Still a tie. So going to bed. pls r8. Longer or shorter posts? Longer posts take longer of course but they let me add stuff. On the other hand shorter posts let me post more frequently and also gives more chances for player input.

Also here's a meta breakdown of houses:

Slytherin: muh connections, muh wealth, very political house, pure and half bloods

Gryffindor: Doers and easily convinced with shiny objects and cool speechs. Mix.

Hufflepuff: Fluffy house, muh friendship, loyal supporters with strong work ethic. Mix tending towards muggleborns.

Ravenclaw: private library, nerds, somewhat antisocial. Mix tending towards halfbloods.

Ultimately Sasha can interact with whatever house she likes. It'll just be easier to forge connections with in houses due to house rivalry.

Be back at 6:45pm EST tomorrow.

>>4557023
Actually I’ll change my vote from >>4557079 to >>Ravenclaw

>>4557097
Personally if you could make the posts longer but maintain the current feel of them I would love it, also is sasha a mudblood?

>>4557107
You were adopted by daddy. So unknown (for now). Definitely muggle raised though.

>>4557097
I’ll vote for longer posts for now, see how that goes

>>4557110
Wizard Equivalent of a Wigger then

>>4557097
Ravenclaw!

This is great, I love everything about this. I hope it lasts long enough that we get to see Luna cause she's just gonna feed into Sasha's worst delusions so fucking much. Also if this quest doesn't end with jettisoning Voldemort into the cold vacuum of space I'll be disappointed.

>>4557023
>Slytherin

Because being a snake, while also having Gryffindor friends seems so against the rules that it's the best thing I could possibly imagine.

>>4557023
>>Ravenclaw

This is a good quest

>>4557097
C'MON SLYTHERIN

>>4557097
>Slytherin

>>4557097
Slytherin. Not all of the green bois are bad, some of them are just autistic.

>>4557487
SAY NO MORE

>Slytherin

aw but Sasha's little gay friend...

>>4557023
>>4557097
>Slytherin
Ravenclaw is too obvious that we must rebel against it.

Plus there's no way we're giving up our FUTURE HUSBAND so we're automatically the ambassador for interhouse unity (merlin save us)

>>4557023
>ask the hat which house is most interested in SPAAAACE, or the one that gives us similar timetables to Harry/Hermione and pick that.
>If too bothersome, Slytherin
We shall be a interstellar infiltrator for Harry, it shouldn't be too hard to at least find someone willing to throw at least a bit of money our way, and it'd piss piss hair (draco) off.

>>4557023
>Ravenclaw

>>4557511
It pleases me to imagine Sasha as such a wildcard that nobody but her own 'tism can be sure that trying to mess with her won't backfire terribly, making us somehow to best and worst face to the rest of the houses.

Because nobody could EVER claim we are like the typical slytherin, but then, nobody can ever claim that meeting the bipolar mad-girl will be a good experience either.

>>4557065
Changing to Slytherin

Let's see how quickly we can ruin the house with our autismo powers

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>>4557023
You hear a voice old voice chuckle inside your head.

"Quite full in here isn't it Sasah?"

"What do you mean?"

"It's not everyday that a child is born with gift of foresight and such depth of spirit..."

"You mean I'm special? Just like the way that the moon is 400 times smaller than the sun yet the sun is 400 times bigger but further away, which results in earth being likely one of the few plants in the galaxy to experience full eclipses?"

"In more ways than one child. Hush now. Let me sort you..."

After a few moments of thought the hat speaks to you again.

"Hmmm. A thirst for knowledge but only of the unknown, a desire to venture beyond the limits of conventional wizardry. A certain devotion to your friends and lovers..."

You feel the hat shift itself on your head.

"I suppose this will be a good compromise... HUFFLEPUFF will set you on the path to greatness..."

You don't know why but your feel HIGHLY uneasy about this choice.

"Hah I was merely joking! Oh, the emotions running through your heart!"

You mentally frown transmitting the worst possible images you can think of. Images of daddy's being disappointed in you.

"Harder daddy." the hat moans.

"..."

"LOOK!" The head ware hastily declares "It's awful BORING being a millennia old hat. The only stimulation I get every year is coming out and reading the minds of 11 year olds! And the rest of the time the portraits in the Headmasters office bully me for not having arms. So I MIGHT be a LITTLE kinky from the isolation. And I might want a BIG STRONG man to chastise me once in a while. Oh, BIG deal!"

"..."

"Look just NEVER mention this to anyone okay? ESPECIALLY to any of the portraits around the castle. The rumors alone would kill me in my sleep. Here I'll even sweeten the deal by sorting you into Slytherin like you want even though the blood purists in the house would eat your alive!"

Before you have the chance to respond the sorting hat shouts: "SLYTHERIN!"

You have a moment before joining your new house mates to say something to the hat.

>Invite it for some stargazing.
>Show it more mental images of daddy being disappointed in you.
>attempt to blackmail it into to letting your friends join you in the same house.
>write-in

>>4557762
forgot trip

>>4557762
>>4557763
>Nicey ask it to please at least consider sorting one other friend into our house, and make a mental note to ask a teacher to let you study the hat, or make up some other excuse to make sure it doesn't go crazy.

We could analyze the thought patterns and ambitions of youthful versions the greatest minds in wizarding history if we do this right. Plus it'd just be fun.
(Also what's a trip?)

>>4557783
+1

>>4557762
>Write in
>Show him more images of daddy being disappointed in you to bribe him into sorting our friends into the same house

He's just given us a big weakness here. If we have to chose one friend then let it be BLACKHOLE but of course we're aiming for all three because who are we to let us be constrained

>>4557783
+1, also ask the hat to keep tabs on other kids for us if it can

>>4557783
I will support. Even if it says no, then it could be nice to talk to someone who completely understands out thought process.
Because really, I don't want harry and the others in slytherin really. It's better if our network spans the school

and >>4557800
this is a good idea

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>>4557762

"Please sort my friends into Slytherin! Mr.Hat." You think quickly while giving him the mental puppy eyes.

"My enchantments prevent me from doing something like that."

"PLLLLLEASE."

"Ohhh ok." The hat grumbles out "I suppose the founders did give me SOME autonomy."

"But you need to come visit me every other week in the headmasters office and err help me obtain some CHOICE LITERATURE."

"Is it something weird?"

"N-no."

"I believe you less then the challenger engineers believed in their O-rings."

"Look do you want be alone and crazy like me?"

"Very well." you nod "We have an accord."

At this moment Flitwick removes the hat with a sharp tug. The sudden movement causes him to fall of the high stool he was standing on.

"OW!" He cries "My tuxedo buttons! I must visit the infirmary at once." He cries dramatically.

The old man at the center of the staff table rolls his eyes and motions to a turban wearing professor to resume the sorting.

You sit down at the edge of the Slytherin table. Several of the older students appear to be appraising you like a astronomer looking at the spectral lines of a planet. Most of them are frowning at you.

>Ignore them.
>Greet them (how?).
>Stare back at them without blinking (autistic).
>Write-in.

>>4557819
Combo autism with Greeting!
>Wave at them in a jerky, awkward manner, the same way someone with a spinal injury in a bad korean drama would

>>4557827
This with some shitty akward space metaphor or something

>>4557819
Combine autism with confident greetings. We must assert dominance.

>Smile widely without blinking at them and then say "Hello future space entrepreneurs, we shall enjoy our time like Boris Yegorov, Konstantin Feoktistov and Vladimir Komarov did. Together."

They were the first team to enter space together, being the 14th through 16th people in space total.

>>4557819
>>4557834
Support. Full confident autist.

>>4557834
This

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>>4557819

The stares of so many people makes you NERVOUS. But you will not back down. Nor will you blotch your first landing speech like Armstrong did.

"Hello future space entrepreneurs, we shall enjoy our time like Boris Yegorov, Konstantin Feoktistov and Vladimir Komarov did. Together."

You say while confidently not blinking.

Their frowns deepen. And you notice some of the girls laugh at you.

"Who are those? Some foreign MUGGLES I expect." A thin looking girl with an pleasantly eliptical face says in a very posh accent.

"They were the first team to enter space together, being the 14th through 16th people in space total."

The girl goes silent and looks back at her peers who whisper something sharply to her. The group glances to the older students furthest from the teachers. You notice a humble yet imposing boy nod at them. Before turning to look at the sorting.

"M-muggles are far to primitive to have reached the astral plane." The eliptical girl continues in a much quieter voice than before.

"B-but they have." you voice begins to tremble like the tectonic instability of a newly formed planet

Furious a rough looking meteoric looking girl motions for her to move they swap seats. Before she grabs your arm EXTREMELY tightly and whispers angrily:

"What do you know? You're just a mudblood. Skin as muddy as your virtue I'll bet. Here in Slytherin we respect our betters so spew any more of that garbage and I'll teach you a lesson. In fact I think I'll teach you one tonight. Meet me in the common room at midnight and don't even think about telling Professor Snape or you'll regret it."

>cry a little
>cry alot
>try to hold it in (roll)
>write-in

Okay, so now that Sasha has been sorted into Slytherin maybe Harry won't find the idea so repugnant. I think the only reason he rejected it outright before was because of Malfoy being a git.

>>4557868
>write-in
>What the fuck did you say about me, you slut? I'll have you know I'm the future first wizarding astronaut, I'm going to go to Mars, Jupiter, Pluto, and my foot to Uranus. You're gonna be like a small asteroid entering the atmosphere; fucking nonexistent.

Made copypasta

>>4557868
>>4557868
>write-in
>Attempt to reschedule this tutoring session to the daylight hours

Like we're giving up our prime stargazing hours to mess about UNDERGROUND. Whatever mystic knowledge she wants to impart can wait till the sun is up

>>4557875
Hopefully the hat will nudge him in the right direction

>>4557882
Okay, misunderstanding it is better. Less go

>>4557868
>Laugh at her for considering herself our better when she doesn’t even know a thing about space and then proceed to spout out an extreme amount knowledge at her about the history of human space travel

>>4557887
Right? I bet this bitch doesn't even know the 4 fundamental forces.

>>4557887
Yes, flex the space knowledge.

>>4557881
>>4557887
+1

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>>4557885
>>4557882
>>4557887
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>>4557902
>>4557903


In case it wasn't clear Sasha (an extremely sheltered girl) is well aware of her current situation due to the extreme venom in the girls voice and her painful grip on her arm. Thus any reaction other than crying requires the two following checks:

Roll 4d6 first two are to maintain composer and the last two are to rebuke under stress.

Average of 3 rolls for both. An 8+ is a success.

Also I need a consensuses on what to say. (Captcha hates me).

Rolled 4, 6, 4, 5 = 19 (4d6)

>>4557909
Random bullshit go!

>>4557911
:(

Rolled 5, 5, 1, 5 = 16 (4d6)

>>4557909
rollin
>>4557887
this

Rolled 4, 1, 5, 5 = 15 (4d6)

>>4557909

Rolled 4, 4, 5, 3 = 16 (4d6)

>>4557909

>>4557911
Oh wait, they add up!

>>4557911
>>4557914
>>4557917

Composer roll: pass
Rebuke roll: pass

brb in 10 min while I get some grub.

I can't wait to get to our first test flight and using "Squabber" as our test pilot.

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>>4557868

Envisioning the vastness of space and imagine to tossing out your feelings of fear.

(+1 to composure rolls in the future)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

You begin to laugh.

The meteor girl scowls.

"Something funny MUDBLOOD? Finally realize how STUPID you sound."

Expecting this you EXPLODE.

"It all began in 1957 when the USSR and the United States of America announced that they were putting satellites into orbit. Competition was fierce in those days and soon the first man-or should I say MUGGLE made object, the Sputnik 1, was put into SPACE".

You continue oblivious to the fact that your new seat mate is beckoning you to stop.

"Then, the first living being, Laika the dog was launching into obit in 1957. Laika was then followed by Yuri Gagarin the first COSMONAUT in 1961. Valentina Tereshkova was the first woman in space in 1963. Has wizard kind fared better?"

"W-we're superior to muggles." meteor stutters loosing her grip "W-we live longer and have magic."

"And yet is was once again muggles who landed on the moon in 1969." You rebuke. "Once again muggles who reached the orbit of the moon in 1968 before gracing it's surface in 1969. It was muggles who first gazed at the far side of the moon. It was muggles who have a space station orbiting earth this very second!"

You gently grip both of her arms and look at her impact marked face.

"You have very little to teach me..." you pause a little thinking about what else to add. Then you remember your catch line.

Her eyes tear up a little.

"Per aspera ad astra... BITCH." you say while looking upwards at the enchanted ceiling. SIRIUS twinkles. And her confidence crinkles. Superluminal. You could spend all day here.

>BLACK HOLE
>RONALD
>RED DWARF
>Neville
>Draco
>??????

ending it for today be back on SATURDAY at with fresh post 6:45pm. Will be here for some questions if anyone wants to ask.

>>4557988
>??????

Mystery box!

>>4557988
>??????
SASHA IS AN AUTISM GOD THAT IS GOING TO THROW SLYTHERIN INTO ORBIT

>>4557988
>??????
Love this shit so much lmao

>>4557988
>>??????
Beautiful

>>4557991
When is this set exactly? Like 1999, 2003... I don't remember what date it was in the books. Also
>???????

>>4558008
1991

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