OH SHIT NIGGA, you are the skeleton Rasputin, son of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. You serve the glorious UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPUBLIC as 1 of its top commanders and enforcers. You plan to help the USSR's great leader: SHOTASNIFFER achieve supervillainy. But it's not going so well.Currently, you've been roped into a date with an armored superheroine. Clearly this is the heroes' league attempt to spy on the Skeleton Island. Better watchout.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4511553Eat your steak while trying to not care about the spying women
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4511555Roll 1d100 to not care
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4511556
>>4511557Crap, you couldnt ignore em. What are they doing here?
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4511561With any luck they're clearly suspicious of the heroine too and not for...other reasons.Clearly. That must be it.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4511561Look at these people! They can't help but stare, can they, my dear. Why don't we find someplace quiet
>>4511566Well that was fast
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4511568Let's go to the teleporter room, clearly no one will come here and be beaten up by us
>>4511569"Of course! Lead the way"
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4511578Meanwhile someone who is going to be beaten up by two people soon meets with Lilly and Chosen One
>>4511581AND THAT SOMEONE ISSSS
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4511585Some shmuck.
>>4511585>A Shota
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4511585>>4511587
>>4511590"Wassup""Who the fuck are you?""I'm Rasputin's greatest disciple, son. I'm gonna surpass him and become the new master real quick""Then why the fuck are you on the moon?""i accidentally fell through the teleporter while sweeping"
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4511599Ok then why are you outside where there's no oxygen
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4511599>you don't look like a skeleton
>>4511603"We human students are taught how to hold our breathes in freakishly long times. To simulate the skeletons"
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4511608good luck with not y'know suffocating
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4511608But did he tell you about the very low pressure of the moon
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4511608Why can we hear him anyway?Don't you know that sound can't travel in space?
>>4511610"HAH! I AM A MARTIAL ARTS GENIUS! THIS IS BARELY A CHALLENGE"
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4511629"What?! What did you say?! I can't hear you for some reason!!"
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4511629He gets immediately killed by something stupid
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4511629>prove it pussy, go fight rasputin right now
>>4511630"IT'S FINE I CAN PUNCH MY WORDS INTO YOUR MIND"
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4511644>>4511631
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4511644"Oh hey look a moon crab."
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4511644>Throw him so far into the air the moons gravity no longer effects him
>>4511649"THIS CRAB IS NOTHING TO MY POWER!"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4511667The crab snaps him in two.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4511667just walk away while he gets pummelled
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4511667He gets snipped in half by the giant enemy crab.
>>4511669
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4511677So anyway, hi Ken
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4511677Let's check on our new "recruit's".
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4511677learn his martial arts just by watching himwell it worked in the yakuza games so that mobile data trick i told you worked?
>>4511681"Greetings, Master Rasputin""Ah, these must be your students
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4511708SUPLEX
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4511708come on make some tea for your master's guest
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4511709If they're your students....THEN THEY MUST ALWAYS BE ON ALERTROLL2D100+70 BONUS
Rolled 21, 99 = 120 (2d100)>>4511719Okay.
Rolled 70, 61 = 131 (2d100)>>4511719AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rolled 14, 61 = 75 (2d100)>>4511719
Rolled 59, 42 = 101 (2d100)>>4511719"Good, you were prepared, but can you avoid it?"
>>4511723"....t---ttthhhha----ank you....m-master..."
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4511742Lets check on another of those one-shot characters.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4511742"Hey guys, I'm back from the...moon...mission..." - Ken
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4511742remember what your mom and dad told you about seducing superhero women
>>4511753Yes....wat did they say again?
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4511776"Don't or I will kick your ass to the next dimension."
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4511776"gachimuchi stuff kiddo, van darkholme's dungeon master costume, wear them, be her DEEP DARK FANTASY"
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4511776"Always go for them, then yah get a cool romance subplot."
>>4511780"Yeah, listen to your mother, kiddo. She was part of this whole grudge thing between your grandpa and the hero Rainbowman's bloodline......but then again, I also had a grudge against that fucker. And your mom wouldn't be here if your grandpa didn't bang Rainbowlady......huh"
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4511795(meanwhile in somewhere else)
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4511795"Anyway you should stop remembering this talk cause you're about to get hit by a big fucking truck."
>>4511797"Greg, we're outta cookie dough""All is lost"
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4511809now back to our regularly scheduled program
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4511809"Oh hey look it's (insert character here) from ( franchise)."
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4511809"Also Shadowlady wants us to prepare the portal"
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4511809oh shit nigga it's killman
>>4511813A shit the cameo destroyed our budget
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4511829>>4511816
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4511829Let's just check on island and do something.
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4511829okay lets get back to rasputin seductively telling the superherione to reveal her secretsor vice versaVERY SEDUCTIVELY
>>4511835Back to the present. The heroine is looking at Rasputin super weird after he suplexed his disciples. Meanwhile, the bettys may or may not be hiding in the vents above.And on teh other side of the island, Luke encounters a dangerous enemy.....next time! When thread continues! god why is the ip range ban even a thing. see yaupdates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4511847>why is the ip range ban even a thingThe Vietnam war never ended
>>4511742I wonder what she looks like under that power armour
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4511847+1 for going to Luke
2 hours
>>4515694ABOUT 2 hours
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4515701continue with Luke meeting his worst enemya monster made out of imitation meat
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4515701>Awkwardly try not look our hero date in the eye
>>4515702Let's rewind time for a bit. About an hour ago, Luke was heading over to the other end of the island, as there were reports of strange activities there ever since the kaiju attack
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4515711something's rising from the sea
>>4515712
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4515720A giant mutant fishman comes out.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4515720>>4515721
>>4515721
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4515732He tries to sell us on vegetarianism!
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4515732"You wanna talk about meat alternative's?"
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4515732>>4515736>>4515734"Praise the Great Flesh Blob!"
>>4515734>>4515736>>4515737"PRAISE THE GREAT FLESH BLOB. NO LONGER WILL YOU NEED TO EAT MEAT.""The Fuck you just said?"
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4515748He repeats as more mutated fishmen pop up
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4515748He throws a tomato at the fishmenfor the lulz
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4515750Also roll 2d100 to deal with that hand coming down atcha
Rolled 71, 52 = 123 (2d100)>>4515761URAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Rolled 14, 100 = 114 (2d100)>>4515761FUCK YOU AND YOUR VEGAN DIET
Rolled 7, 29 = 36 (2d100)>>4515761FUCKING VEGANS
Rolled 76, 86 = 162 (2d100)>>4515761Okay.
Rolled 17, 28 = 45 (2d100)>>4515761URAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! what gives niggra I got a 99??
>>45157722 min cutoff time
>>4515775Huh. Good to know.
>>4515770
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4515791The hand quickly regenerates.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4515791Declare war against the vegan fishmen and demand their leader's head
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4515791The fishmen dudes start to overwhelm Luke and surround him
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4515794Roll 2d100 to start the fishmen slaughter+30 bonus for You
Rolled 16, 5 = 21 (2d100)>>4515802Do a primal scream that can be heard from the teleporter room
Rolled 73, 76 = 149 (2d100)>>4515802
Rolled 5, 32 = 37 (2d100)>>4515802>autowinURAH
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4515802Okay.
>>4515808
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4515818>>4515805
>>4515820
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4515834FUCKING RIP AND TEAR, LUKE
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4515834Suddenly we cut to an oil rig being attacked by the flesh monster.
>>4515838
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4515852"SOMEONE STOP THE YELLOW-SHIRTED MENACE"
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4515852you know you can get high on oil fumes?
>>4515854THe murder continues. Unlike this fucking thread. Because I am suddenly hit with a bout of tiredness. Gotta pass out. Will continue later but dunno when yet.updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4515865goddamnit bobby
>>4515865How would Shotasniffer react to finding out that BOBBY is the one actually commiting villainous acts?
>>4515887Rage, probably
>>4515887She'll do to him what Mount Vesuvius did to Pompeii.
>still in Halloween themequest too spooky for 4chan
>>4519943im scared
Starting to think this quest will continue on till thread 200. When
Oh damn, thread is too spooky. Everyone left. OP Can now go sleep.
skeletons are spookygotta hide in a blanketand advertise healthy sleep to OP
>>4520584Fukkin lies
>>4520584spooked by jobs
>>4520874Steve Jobs?
>>4521008Who's Steve Jobs?
>>4521029Some dead guy
Do you guys wanna see an isopod, also who's your favorite character that we haven't seen in a while or was a one off?
>>4521419Super Robot Pilot.You knowthe first one.
2 hours man
>>4522761oh shit
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4522783cut to the villain leader being pissed over the weakest skelesibling being an actual villain
>>4522789"The fuck is this?! Why the fuck is Bobby the one actually doing villain shit?!"
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4522795"Simon, what the fuck is your family doing?"
>>4522799"Look man, we're going through some rough times, okay?"
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4522809"Besides, not their fault their mother had hero genes in her-""DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT BITCH OF A STEPDAUGHTER"
>>4522812"Oh okay. Sorry, Grandma."
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4522819"It's Shadowlady, damnit."
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4522819Meanwhile, cutting back to SS who is having a nap and dreaming about a pony juuuuuuust out of reach
>>4522826"Yeah but you're literally their grandma th--""Oh my god a chair"
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4522837And this is going to be the first thing that happens to her husband after she summons him back home with Dark Lich
Rolled 15 (1d100)oh shit thread>>4522837sit in air it builts character
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4522846Roll 2d100 to sit on the chair instead of getting smacked in the face
Rolled 42, 11 = 53 (2d100)>>4522849THE POWER OF ANIME
Rolled 1, 85 = 86 (2d100)>>4522849
Rolled 28, 34 = 62 (2d100)>>4522849>>4522851>>4522852THE FUCK YOU NIGGERS DOINGROLL BETTERURAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>4522851
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4522871>>4522841
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4522871aw fuck sorry I was distracted by robot girls
>>4522874Shame on you
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4522876but they are so cute
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4522876I blame simon really
>>4522879Shaaaaame
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4522883THERE IS NO SHAME IN ACCEPTING OF WHAT YOU ARE
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4522883>>4522882
>>4522884
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4522889OH LOOK, METAL BUILD OF VALSIONE CUSTOM
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4522889cut to shadowboss jr chasing texas
>>4522892"COME BACK HERE AND HELP MY HUSBAND FIGHT HIS MOM YOU USELSESS COWBOY FUCK""LADY IT'S MY DAY OFF"
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4522900What's Dad up to?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4522900we need to narrow scope of protagonist characters instead of jumping between themI vote for quattro, clearly main character of this adventure
>>4522906this post brought to you by quattrothat's it
>>4522908what are your proofs*heavy sweating*
>>4522906>>4522908
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4522917"Ah, you're awake Quattro"
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4522917keep typing, even captchas can't stop us
>>4522921
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4522933perfectno one will suspect a thing
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4522933you have not been beaten up yet I see
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4522933Luke pushes Quattro so he can shitpost instead
>>4522937
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4522948also buy our sausages
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4522948Jesus, Luke
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4522948>>4522950what he said
>>4522950Getting called a shill only makes him stronger
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4522957Shotasniffer bans Luke from using the PC cause we keep getting IP bans on the island
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4522957luke's shitposting skill is honed on LAPR boardshe have seen some shit you won't believe
>>4522961Luke has been banished to the main story zone, where he must continue his encounter with the fleshblob fish mutants.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4522970LET'S GET BACK TO THE MAIN STORY FINALLY
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4522970>>4522972not before this commercial about new Coldgate sponsor :HotSausages!
>>4522973The ad was interrupted
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4522975>>4522972let's get some actual plot done this thread so we can move onto the next story arc
>>4522976>even dice god can't handle thisonly way to stop the plot is OP internetor him going to sleep cause it's latedunno about you but I'm off soon too
>>4522976After slaughtering the fishmen goons. Luke comes face to face with their commander. A huger, and much more mutated fishman. Because OP is too lazy to draw horde encounters.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4522984Luke offers the commander dude a 'poisoned' sausage
>>4522985"I'LL HAVE TO DECLINE. WE DO NOT NEED TO CONSUME MEAT WHEN WE HAVE THE GLORIOUS FLESHBLOB PROVIDING MEAT SUBSTITUTES"
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4522990>he refused the sausageFucking beat the shit out of him, Luke
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4522984Time to see if fish meat sausages are as good as normal sausages
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4522992Luke charges at the fishman! ROLL 2d100Luke has a +30 bonus
Rolled 14, 86 = 100 (2d100)>>4523004URAH MOTHERFUCKER
>>4523007As the giant fish mutant tries to hit him with tentacles, Luke cut through the wiggly barrage, sending fishman parts flying everywhere
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4523018THE GIANT FISH MUTANT BEGINS TO REGENERATE
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4523018Time to find that fucking no good fleshblob
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4523022"YOU SHALL NOT SULLY THE HOLY FLESH!"ROLL 2d100!
Rolled 44, 27 = 71 (2d100)>>4523032
>>4523035The giant knocks Luke back!
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4523043Bellow about purging the vegans to motivate yourself!
>>4523047Roll 2d100 +10 to see how much of a bonus Luke gets
Rolled 60, 23 + 10 = 93 (2d100 + 10)>>4523058
>>4523061
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4523072DO IT BEFORE RASPUTIN GETS HERE
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4523078+33 BONUS ROLL IT
Rolled 98, 21 = 119 (2d100)>>4523095WE WIN THIS SHIT NIGGA
>>4523098
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4523107Bring back some fishman parts for Lilly so you can make her new armor or something
>>4523108The fishmen are looted and Luke now has a personal quest to slay whatever the Fleshblob that's leading these disgusting non-meat eaters.And the thread is now suspended again woo. Will continue later when....it can continue. laters.Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4523117See ya, OP
>>4523117>FleshblobDon't you mean the FleshbobKill me.
>>4523478
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4523703NIGGRA I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING RN BUT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOfite the fleshblob
>>4523712First, gotta find where it is
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4523721the place where all anons are atm currentlyI'll be able to partitipate in 45 min only
>>4523728what a shame
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4523735EMPLOY THERMAL SCOPE TO FIND FLESH BLOB
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4523740Roll a d100
Rolled 92, 87 = 179 (2d100)>>4523748how many d100?
>>4523752Just enough d100s.Anyway, huge heat signature detected far off the coast
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4523754
>>4523756
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4523759“TARGET SPOTTED!!! BLOW EM’ UP!!!!”
>>4523760BLow em up with what?A. Summon your undead dragonB. Call on your goonsC. Order an airstrike from the USSR forcesD. Request a satellite laser shot
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4523762E. TSAR BOMBA
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4523764Contacting USSR central commandRoll 2d100
Rolled 5, 100 = 105 (2d100)>>4523766
Rolled 44, 45 = 89 (2d100)>>4523766Just googled how big a Tsar Bomba actually is— it’s 50 megatons on nuclear energyGOODBYE VEGANS!!!
>>4523770>>4523772"How can we help you today, Luke?""We got any Tsar Bombas in reserve?""Just your luck, we got one sitting in the armory. What's the occasion?"
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4523779vegans
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4523779“Why vegan decimation, of course!”
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4523779BOMB. VEGAN. TRASH.
>>4523787"Of course, big brother. Send us the coordinates and we'll sort out the rest"
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4523789get ready for fireworks
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4523789QUICKLY, BEFORE THE OTHERS FIND OUT WHAT I'M DOING TO STOP ME FROM WIPING THE VEGAN MENACE FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH
>>4523789(420, 420, 0)URAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>>4523789What effects do radiation have on skeletons?Fuck it. Bring some wieners to roast in the fire.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4523795>>4523789
>>4523791"Alright alright, but you owe me one"
This is how big a Tsar Bomba actually is
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4523800fiiiiine
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4523800Wait, who is that on the line
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4523800“Yeah, I’ll bring some wieners to roast over the nuclear vegan holocaust...”
>>4523805"that's not what I meant but sure"
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4523810Thanks you mysterious person who is definitely not the Fleshblob trying to mutate himself with the nuclear blast
>>4523810think about lolisniffer
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4523810well as long it's not something ridicilous as going on a date with Shotasniffer, I can handle that
>>4523813Of course not. OR IS ITRoll 2d100, first roll is for pickings. Second roll decides what happens:70-100: It's just one of the younger skeletons who wanted to hang out with Luke for a while now.50-69: It's Betty who needs another stooge in her "Spy on Rasputin" scheme20-49: It's Flesh Bob.Trying to mutate himself with the nuclear blast and also wanting to put somebody under the bus at the same time1-19: It's one of the younger skeletons who lusts for Luke
Rolled 160 (1d200)>>4523819as long its not mark its all good
Rolled 97, 34 = 131 (2d100)>>4523819Okay.
Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d100)>>4523819>>4523820oops
Rolled 1, 46 = 47 (2d100)>>4523819>>4523821NOT OK
>>4523819MUTATE THE FLESHBLOB
Rolled 14, 11 = 25 (2d100)>>4523819
>>4523819Wouldn’t the force of the explosion just kill the fleshblob though? Vegans have weak constitutions and cannot withstand such physical damage.
>>4523821
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4523829read carefullyit's flesh BOB>>4523830untersea adventure didn't go well for Bobbyand he managed to get access to launch system too
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4523830Let's go back to the moonbase where Olessa accidentally reveals she was the one to slap Chosen One
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4523830"Come on Lucas, what are yah waiting for you pansy ass meat eater."
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4523831>>4523830Potato potahto. LET’S SEE THAT BOMB DROP.
>>4523832
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4523841is this another spaghetti arc?
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4523841Chosen One scolds Olessa and promises to have her fishing time cut
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4523841Do we still have those "recruits" we got after killing their bosses.
>>4523842"Olessa, what was that about slapping?"
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4523846evade answering
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4523846>>4523845they declared sanctuary and ran to the portal as soon as they saw "lolisniffer"including the cultists
>>4523848"You must have misheard"
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4523856>>4523849"But Olessa, you told me that you whacked him with that big axe you-""SHUT UP KEN"
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4523856Suddenly a mushroom appears on earth.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4523856and now slowly walk away
>>4523857Suspicion rising
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4523862"OH LOOK PORTAL OPEN GOOD TIME TO GO FISH BYEEEEE"
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4523866Roll 2d100
Rolled 5, 79 = 84 (2d100)>>4523870nyeeeh
Rolled 83, 88 = 171 (2d100)>>4523870FISH, NOTHING SUSPICIOUS
>>4523871>>4523873COME BACK HERE YOU FISH-LOVING, CRASH-HAPPY DUMBASS
>>4523873
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4523876>>4523874
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4523876honestly thohow lolisniffer is doing
>>4523881
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4523883Let's check on Captain Ivanoff.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4523883back to moonbase with ken being happy he's not in trouble
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4523883he seems energetic
>>4523889
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4523900"SOMEBODY HELP!"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4523900wake up with sudden explosion at faraway oil rig
>>4523902
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4523908"Oh crikes what was that!"
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4523908>>4523890
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4523908nyeeeeeeeeeeeeh
>>4523912
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4523923catch the hat tho
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4523923>>4523911
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4523923Suddenly a small lifeboat crashes into ivanoff.
>>4523928"Boy sure glad Rasputin doesn't suspect me"
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4523932I want Ken spaghetti episodenow in spacecause let's be realwe are here not for the plot
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4523932cue rasputin and the heroine waiting for him when he comes through the portal
>>4523935
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4523944"Hey conspiracy guy, could we swap clothes real quick?""Uh sure okay boss."
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4523944"Ken, we need to talk about why the nice heroine lost her job at the museum and why I was somehow in the shuttle when she met you all in space."Rattling from the vents.
>>4523948
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4523952QUICK KEN RUN BEFORE-"JEANNE CALM DO-AAAAAAARGH"
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4523952Let's check on another one off character, but a plot relevant one.
>>4523954we haven't seen that robot scientist in a while
>>4523954Does not compute
>>4523956Also Bob, but I doubt he could help us with Flesh Bobby.
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4523959summon the end game plot insteadlolisniffer comes home by the end of the thread
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4523959>>4523953>>4523960why not just wait until everyone's back in base
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4523959Let's check on that robotist kid.
>>4523962you want everyone to die now
>>4523966
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4523975he is making skelepla for merchandise and fund raising efforts
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4523975"Hmmm...all I need for final preparations is a gigantic monster that wants to destroy my greatest idol.">>4523976Also this
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4523975"Hey kid some guy called Bob wants to see you, something about a court ordered visitation."
>>4523978"Then I can swoop in and save the day....Also how hard can I jack up these prices, hmmmm"
>>4523986"Err..kid you gotta see this, also another Mark dies" - Bob, the good one
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4523986>>4523981
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4523986>>4523987
>>4523989"What's going on, Bob?"
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4523993"Think you need to see the window. And cover your ears. Pay no attention to the remains of Mark strewn over the beach."
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4523993nyeeeeeeh
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4523993"Somebody launched a fucking tsar bomba at some oil rig, also call your mother and tell her I said hi."
>>4523994
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4524003Back to tele room with the vent containing the 2 Betties and Jeanne having fallen due to vigorous shaking.Over Marian and Quattro.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4524003"Ow my eyes."
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4524003probably should've hide in fridge toojust in case
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4524006"Surely nothing can go wrong" Roll 2d100
Rolled 1, 17 = 18 (2d100)>>4524012I mean on the bright side - one step closer to skeletons
Rolled 45, 37 = 82 (2d100)>>4524012it doesn't go wrongfor now
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4524012Everything goes very wrong.
Rolled 42, 58 = 100 (2d100)>>4524012I does go wrong
Rolled 35, 80 = 115 (2d100)>>4524015Wong roll
>>4524014"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"
>>4524018I know but since WOLx had the higher roll I decided against double rolling even if my first one was a cock up.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4524023>>4524004
>>4524023Now let's cut to Ivan being the first man to see this shit.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4524023"Bobby was a mistake" t. Quattro
>>4524026can we just get everyone on the fucking island first before we keep delaying to EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER'S REACTION
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4524026Forgot me roll.
>>4524029You know Ivan could just hightail to the island to tell everyone about flesh Bobby's new form right?
>>4524032so would literally everyone else
>>4524034Not everyone was a ground zero of the bomb going off, also sorry if I'm acting like an ass.
>>4524028
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4524041"Stop fucking drinking and help me pick up Jeanne and Marian" - Betty
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4524041Alright time to get everyone important back to the island.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4524041sluuuuuurp
>>4524044"Hello. Everyone. Get the fuck back to the island. Thank you"
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4524052Shotasniffer throws Marian and Quattro through the portal
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4524052damn it, can't overdramatize my slacking off enough
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4524052Awwwww come on, can't a skeleton get an excuse to chill? Alright I'm going!
>>4524053
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4524067>>4524004
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4524067look at parallel universes passing by
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4524067Ruuuuuuuuuude
>>4524069
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4524079time for family dinner
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4524079Ah, you are here, excellent, make sure to avoid the ventilation repairman, heard he's swore to murder whoever breaks them next
>>4524081that is one crazy repairman
>>4524082Must be hella mad
>>4524081
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4524087It was Bobby, clearly"-so basically, the whole conspiracy was supposed to recruit us to get back at Dad. Before killing him and Texas, that is. Put it simply, they messed it up bad."Lilly and Shotasniffer come back from the moon.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4524087>kono pureshaI recall there was some famous Janitoris he a relative?
>>4524089"And it's all ran by Grandma!""What?! She only woke up and she's already the head of the conspiracy?!""Not that grandma, the other grandma! On mom's side""Oh yeah right"
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4524093can we have family tree image going?
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4524093Luke comes to share the good news that he just eliminated the biggest threat to meat kind with a tsar bomba.Just before the TV report proves him wrong.
>>4524096"BREAKING NEWS. HIGHLY IRRADIATED GIANT MONSTER IS FUCKING KILLING EVERYONE. SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET"
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4524101"Should I warm up the laser?"
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4524101you know what would be truly fucked up?If regular Bobby just entered the room and was wondering why everyone is looking at him, fresh out of underwater adventure
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4524101WHY DID YOU USE THE TSAR BOMBA YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
>>4524104I actually impressed you beat me by one.
>>4524104
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4524111>>4524102
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4524111"Uh guys....why is Big Sis staring at the chest of the monster-oh.Oh.Oh god no.""BBBBBBBBBBBBB-"
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4524111I think question should we start asking - why he could do that in the first placeand why exactly unleashing huge mutant on civies is a bad thing again?we are not heroes... right?well aside of wast of resources
>>4524112"Yes. Chosen One. That's a good idea. Thank you"
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4524119time to save the worldagain
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4524119>>4524113>>4524121
>>4524121"Yeah......why do keep saving the world tho""Uh.....erm......"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4524128Shotasniffer looks at the monster's shirt.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4524128because it's being destroyed not by us, obviouslywe can't let bobby get all credit
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4524128Well we live there for one, don't worry, we'll get to being evil soon enough
>>4524130"Can't let WHO take all the credit?"
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4524135>Shotasniffer actually talking outside flashbacksUH OH
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4524135well, yellow glow and that t-shirt on that huge monster kinda gives it away.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4524135"Run for it."
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4524135No one, lets just destroy the thing and get back to being evil
>>4524140Surely Shotasniffer's sweet little brothers won't hide anything from her, right
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4524146We aren't hiding anything tho.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4524146It's too late, the monster made a speech about his identity and wanting to kill Shotasniffer
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4524146"Wow Ivan, I wish I could be relevant.""Me too Bob, Me too."
>>4524148"ANYWAY we gotta get over there quick! And uh...since it's so big, going by air would get us into its target zone! Let's uh, yeah, take a boat! IVAN! GET IVAN ON THE LINE"
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4524161"IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US, AND IT WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING!" - Ivan
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4524161Ivan was kinda caugh in a blast, so he is offline, looking for a hat which was blown awaywhich leads to uncomfortable silence in this room while they are waiting
>>4524163The monster's voice rings through the comms."Ah. It's calling you out, sis"
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4524173Maybe he is just a fan?heavy sweating
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4524173"We here at oilco would like to say sorry for destroying your island, also hail Lord Bobby."
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4524173Uh, maybe he wants to thank you?GET READY TO RUN
>>4524177To be continued.Later. Whenever that is.Be here for updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4524187thanks for bread OPtake care
>>4524187Thanks for breadwhatever happens it pretty much kills our chance at being villainsthanks bobby
>>4524187Goodnight or day op.
>>4524187Thanks for running. Even if it's always when I'm at work.
So Bobby is the Zebra of the siblings now
so what happened to the super hero lady
>>4527975still fawning over rasputin
>>4528119She's like right behind him. He's just blocking her from the camera.He's a big guy
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Nigeltoe... what does it mean?
>>4530788Uhhh... I guess a Nigel and a toe......The vegans told me to write it...
>>4530793Helloooo, I'm Nigel Toe-nberry
>>4531029Nyeh...this foot is splendid
So, Whos your favorite character that's not a part of the main cast.
>>4532130FleshBob
>>4532130They're all main cast tho.I guess that one hero guy who helped out against the Elves was cool. Until he died. Then he became cooler.
>>4532157BOBBY GET OFF THE COMPUTER
2 days
Any moment now
>>4533481much apologiesoverslept a bit
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4533490sleeping is good for you
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4533490So what currently going on?
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4533490wake up
>>4533492Anon was about to give OP all his money
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4533502Cosmic Warlord stomps on OP while running away from Lolisniffer's mom
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4533502>>4533502That's not OPthat's Todd disguised as OP
>>4533504
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4533513Let's get to the island.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4533513meanwhile back to our shotasniffer shenanigans
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4533513Back to FleshBob finishing his speech of vengence against Shotasniffer
>>4533518"Chosen One. Call Ivanov, and rather the rest of the siblings."
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4533534"And really, everyone. Tell them to run and hide as far away from our sister."
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4533534because it's a group responsobility
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4533534"Mutants are storming the building!!"
>>4533537"Or we could say that because it;'s Bobby, it's Quattro's job""ey"
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4533556"I would just like to say that Bobby is a mistake and everything he's doing now has nothing to do with me."
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4533556>>4533538
>>4533558"Of course they ab are""Seems to be fishmen mutants! Luke has went out and charged at them while yelling something about killing all vegans!"
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4533560>>4533557"Also some of them said something about switching to plant oil for energy."
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4533560he'll be fine.anyway, it's actually technically Quattro joblet him go and try reason with him
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4533560Let's see what Marian is up to.
>>4533565"Boy, sure feels good to not be the one fucking up for once. NOw I will enjoy this sandwich while nothing bad happens"
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4533577"IS THIS A MEAT SANDWICH, MEAT-EATER?"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4533577In Soviet skeleton island, sandwich eat you
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4533577marian deserves a breakit's very good sandwich to boot
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4533577Suddenly mutant humans bust in while yelling about green energy.
>>4533581"hah?"
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4533595>>4533585>>4533579
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4533595it's nothing, enjoy your sandwichgo back to plot instead
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4533595it's nothing, go back to the plot
>>4533600the fuck, i've refreshed page few times, first post didn't show up until I did this second one.
>>4533603Sever shit, don't worry about it.
>>4533606I see, thanks.My internet provider loves to fuck with website access at times
>>4533597OP's internet aint looking good right nowBut anyway, what's ahppening with the plot?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4533624Everyone running, since Shotasniffer just found out who was the monster attacking us.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4533624plot is weirdI wish lolisniffer just get back and sorted it all out.
>>4533629no you don'tno you fucking don't
>>4533630we clearly don't know what are we doingI'm just here for spaghetti anyway
>>4533634so basically every quest
>>4533626
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4533637to make matters worse, it's been filmed live
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4533636yeswhen I not sleep>>4533637force perspective onto shotasniffer
>>4533639probably even when you sleep depending on who's doing the rolling
>>4533639Damn, calm down
>>4533637Where is the love
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4533652"...should we tell her his speech was recorded live and the news is pleading her for help?""no."
>>4533652NO YOU CALM DOWN IM OFF MY MEDS!
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4533652Suddenly a giant fist punches into the building.
>>4533656>>4533652
>>4533659Damn it i forgot how to roll...
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4533652no calming down from that
>>4533661dice+1d100 in the options field.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4533652>>4533656
>>4533658
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4533668counter it
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4533668no effect on shotasniffer
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4533664Fuck really? That delayed?>>4533668Its large hand man here to save the day!
>>4533670
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4533675she slowly turns back, looking like she is about to enact the worst beating ever
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4533675The giant continues to below shotasniffers name, and on closer inspection it seems that it's not Bobby.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4533675>>4533676this
>>4533675How long has this game gone on, I stopped participating because of how freaking long it is.
>>453367910 years
>>4533679shorter than vampire quest
>>4533679About 40.
>>45336799 generations
>>4533683Vampire was long as fuck
>>4533678
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4533687Cut to the siblings asking how the hell did Luke get authorization to fire the Tsar Bomb.This beating is too violent for /qst/
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4533687>>4533677
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4533687Now a message from our sponsor
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4533687>>4533690Coldgate!
>>4533689yeah it's just another mutated skeleton wearing a sun shirt, going directly to shotasniffer and aiming directly for her
>>4533690"HEY YOU! ARE YOU TIRED OF LOOKING YOUR WORST? CAN'T EVEN ENJOY YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? ENEMIES MAKE FUN OF YOUR TEETH AS YOU DESTROY THEM? COLDGATE IS THE PERFECT TOOTHPASTE FOR YOU! 10 OUT OF 10 DENTISTS RECOMMEND IT, OR ELSE THEY DIE! PERFECT FOR YOU TO LOOK YOUR BEST AS YOU CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, DRIVE THEM BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!"
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4533696Back to the news, where everyone is begging Shotasniffer for help.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4533696Hey wasn't that guy killed in the tournament arc?
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4533696aand fleshbob or whatever giant was that is basically in pieces to because it was too gruesome to show liveat least shota sniffer is a bit calmer
>>4533698he regenerated from his teeth alonecoldgate is that good
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4533696Change the channel see whats else is on.
>>4533698Are you saying all barbarians look the same? What are you, racist?
>>4533697[screams]
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4533708Back to the siblings defeating the mutated fishmen and oil people>>4533655
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4533708time to play a hero
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4533708Let's see what vanov is doing.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4533708Zebra is crying in the corner
>>4533709
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4533725WOW THAT WAS AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF HEROISM AND BRAVERYAND LOOK, THE CRIMINAL IS TRYING TO ESCAPE, LET'S GET HIM BOYS
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4533727ROLL 2d100 TO CAPTURE THE ONLY SURVIVOR WHO DARED TO ATTACK YOUR ISLAND
Rolled 25, 12 = 37 (2d100)>>4533733slippery bastard
Rolled 79, 76 = 155 (2d100)>>4533733BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBY
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4533733Okay.
Rolled 77, 85 = 162 (2d100)>>4533733
>>4533735Damn he gone
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4533742would be a shame if something blocked his way
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4533742Ivanov catches him anyway.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4533742>>4533745Like, say a ship full of heroes wanting to escort you to the ceremony
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4533745Roll 2d100
Rolled 28, 65 = 93 (2d100)>>4533751>>4533749
Rolled 87, 82 = 169 (2d100)>>4533751
Rolled 56, 23 = 79 (2d100)>>4533751Oh shit its the...uhhh
Rolled 82, 9 = 91 (2d100)>>4533751nyeeh Ivanov comes by
>>4533753
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4533758Now let's get back to plot shit.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4533758Good work, you get a better hat>>4533759
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4533758>>4533759plan minimum is to move plot todayBUT CAN WE DO ITturn on into the next episode of hero tv romcom comedy of skeleton family!
>>4533763INdeed. The next episode.....which is later. Probably in a few hours.Cus I gotta step out for a bit, much apologies
>>4533768>few hourssee ya in a week OP, gotchuthanks for bread, take care out there
I'm going to be honest, I wanted Bobby to pilot the giant creature like a meat gundam.
>>4533773He is the meat gundam, so you were close
>>4533777>>4533773>meat gundamyou all joking but this is currently on display on gunpla expo at this exact moment which you can browse in "vr" aka 360 photos and such
man im late
Also FleshBobby went from no eyes to one eye to two eyes.
>>4533793the meat blob is constantly shifting
>>4533758See? The cast is only made up of main characters.
>>4533963except bobby
>>4533990
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4534003time to go to another plotline, the one where the cosmic warlord and his son are running away from lolisniffer and his mom due them permanently ruining his plans
>>4534006Sure, of course....but wait. What's this?! Anon, you don't have the DLC!
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4534010A trustworthy shadow man gives OP the DLC
>>4534012
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4534017A trustworthy dark lich vouches for him, all you need to do is to SELL YOUR SOUL to the boss of this realm
>>4534019BUt should the black peoples be trusted?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4534034"Of course, are you racist against shadowpeople or something?"
>>4534036OP? Racist? Impossible
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4534043"by the way, stole your soul to use for our escape to the mortal realm to take revenge on lolisniffer"
>>4534045Wow anon you're talkin really weird. Anyway gotta hold this off for now, got some crap gotta deal with. Continuing in like.....9 years
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4534050yeah, that was a good shitpost
>>4534050Does that mean 9 hours or something?
>>4534056no he means 9 thousand years
>>4534056Nah it's actually 9 centuries
>>4534059Well shit, Looks like I better start dabbling in necromancy if I want to see the end of this shit.
9 years have passed
>>4534980No it hasn't
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4534999yes it has, you just got your soul stolen by shadowboss
>>4535004Curious
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4535008and also he's going to kill you now
>>4535011
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4535029cut to shadowlady, greg, simon and the robot scientist trying to get back shadowboss and dark lich through the portal
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4535029tiger drop shadowboss
>>4535030"You sure this will bring my brother back?""Of course""And you're sure you don't have any ulterior motives?""Nope"
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4535044Yo, I need a plot recap so far, OP
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4535044"Really, I just want lolisniffer to pay, also texas.">>4535046
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4535044tiger drop the enemy
>>4535046Well you see, it all started when there were nothing and then there were something. The universe was born
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4535053rant something about putting chemicals in the water to make zombie frogs
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4535053skip it along to what we're doing with greg and simon and stuffwhat's the plot line there?
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4535053>>4535048
>>4535056Shadowlady, Shotasniffer's grandma from her mother's side, and Lolisniffer's mother-in-law, is enlisting the help of Greg and that robot portal scientist to open a portal into the outer realm. Ostensibly to help Greg summon his brother, Dark Lich, from the void. But her real goal is to revive her husband. Shadowboss Sr. So they can murderize Lolisniffer.Probably because he never visits his mother-in-law unless his wife makes him.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4535064Oh man, that doesn't sound good for our Dad then.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4535064"No, it's because he's a monster who needs to be stopped. And also because my stepdaughter is an idiot who deserves to be grounded."
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4535064Let's cut to slightly fleshy Bobby.
>>4535070The fact that he currently has to keep his actual mother locked in battle or else she'll devour the world, with him in it, probably doesn't help
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4535077Our family is all sorts of fucked up
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4535077>>4535080Don't forget he is planning to destroy the world himself anyway
>>4535080Not everyone can be like Grandpa, who is content to spend his days in the Skeleton Retirement Home
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4535096"Uh sir, it's about your wife and son, they're going to get the world destroyed...again."
>>4535099Oop he's asleep again
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4535106Let's get those portal shenanigans started.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4535106now to texas being chased by shadowboss jr and assorted villains, who we'll meet in the next plotline of the siblings
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4535106FUCK GRANDPA, GET BACK TO THE MAIN STORY
>>4535110After ordering the troops to begin the island cleanup due to the mutant attack, the skeleton siblings gets on Ivanov's ship and head for the mainland. Where FleshBob is
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4535118They get a hero's welcome
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4535118Let's check on good ol Blobby.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4535118Did we get the new armor for Lilly?
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4535118When is Quattro gonna hit the fleshbob with "I'm not mad, just disappointed"?
>>4535121"SHOTASNIFFER'S HERE!""YES! THANK YOU FOR COMING TO OUR RESCUE!""SAVE US FROM THIS MONSTER!""I LOVE YOU""STEP ON ME PLS"
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4535140Half of the fans are little boys
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4535140Let's summon Equality Prime V2 so we can fight Blobby
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4535140A conspiracy van quickly drives by heading towards flesh Bobby.
>>4535141
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4535146>>4535142
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4535146>>4535149"someone distract her"
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4535146>>4535144
>>4535152"BIG SIS! EQUALITY PRIME MK.2 IS READY! LET'S GO!"
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4535175Let's cut to Blobby.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4535175Make impassioned speech about how FleshBob will pay for his actions, which galvanizes the crowd and heroes watching.Even though you just want him to hear for revenge
>>4535180
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4535199NOW CUT BACK TO EQUALITY PRIMEIT'S GONNA BE A BATTLE OF THE CENTURY
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4535199>>4535144"Should we recruit him?""It's fucking Bobby, of course not."
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4535199Wait then who did we catch?
>>4535205"Should we even keep doing this? The Leader's dead""You wanna get paid or not?""By fucking who?"
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4535216"Milton."
>>4535217"who the fuck"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4535221"Our new boss."
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4535221>>4535222"You know, the guy being eaten by Bobby- oh."
>>4535223"I should have stayed in bed this morning"
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4535240"Bob, here. Our new employer is Rasputin who is definitely not threatening to kill us if we don't follow his rules""FUCK YOU WE DON'T SERVE HEROES""Shut up Mark."
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4535240>>4535203
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4535240"Does this mean Bobs in charge now?""Wasn't he fired?"
>>4535249"No I wasn't""Fuck you Bob"
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4535261"Also, Rasputin is literally right behind you"
>>4535265
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4535284Rasputin bonks them out of commission
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4535284FALCON PUNCH!
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4535284screaming
>>4535287
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4535299>>4535203time for reveal of the finished mech
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4535299"My whole body hurts."
>>4535301beep boop booting up
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4535315knock out giant flesh monster by face-sitting on it with the mech
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4535315"Holy moly thats a big robot."
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4535315Time make some vegan BBQ.Fire up the lasers.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4535315All systems are go
>>4535326
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4535336perform cock-and-ball-torture on flesh monster
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4535336>>4535337
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4535336Blobby tackles the mech.
Rolled 965 (1d1000)>>4535340ROLL 2d1200!
Rolled 304, 1146 = 1450 (2d1200)>>4535346Okay.
Rolled 513, 771 = 1284 (2d1200)>>4535346
>>4535356why
>>4535359Because he can.
>>4535359i just woke up and misread anon's second dicethat or hero should struggle a bit before winning cause tropes
>>4535350
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4535365RIP AND TEAR
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4535365rocketoo puuunch
Rolled 834 (1d1000)>>4535367ROLL 2d1200
Rolled 825, 529 = 1354 (2d1200)>>4535381aw yea srw animations
Rolled 607, 1199 = 1806 (2d1200)>>4535381
>>4535382
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4535387Get more angry, the mech should respond to your rage level!
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4535387could be worsecould be 10 damageprepare for counter attack
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4535387Blobby counters.
Rolled 301 (1d1000)>>4535389ROLL 2D1200
Rolled 265, 253 = 518 (2d1200)>>4535394Okay.
Rolled 241, 80 = 321 (2d1200)>>4535394URAH MOTHERFUCKER
Rolled 298, 351 = 649 (2d1200)>>4535394nyeh
Rolled 454, 652 = 1106 (2d1200)>>4535394choke blobby with thicc robot thighs
Rolled 375, 966 = 1341 (2d1200)>>4535394
>>4535398woah this is a family friendly slaughtering my dude
>>4535400nothing inappropriate about triangle choke holds, MMA stuffright?
>>4535398
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4535414"HOW DOES FEEL, BLOBBY? NOT GOOD, I ASSUME"
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4535414Invoke your rageTake him for a spinHeadfirst into the ground
>>4535418
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4535428stuck inbetween hatred and aroused>>4535419
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4535428"This is oddly erotic."
>>4535431
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4535440And again.And again.AND AGAIN.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4535440Blobby grabs the mechs arms.
Rolled 913 (1d1000)>>4535443ROLL 2d1200
Rolled 105, 1062 = 1167 (2d1200)>>4535447
>>4535448
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4535461crush his head
>>4535465Roll 2d1200 to see if you crush his head or notWhile OP....heads out on a fucking errand. fuck.So uh, just roll, and we'll continue whenever
Rolled 826, 1132 = 1958 (2d1200)>>4535470
>>4535470wait where's the dice
Rolled 425 (1d1000)>>4535473whoops here it is....roll again
Rolled 663, 62 = 725 (2d1200)>>4535476
Rolled 660, 639 = 1299 (2d1200)>>4535476Okay.
Rolled 1177, 88 = 1265 (2d1200)>>4535476Man those are some dodgy dice rolls
Rolled 440, 271 = 711 (2d1200)>>4535470nyeh>>4535510>does dodjiest diceroll
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d1)>>4535470Oh noes
Rolled 1105, 358 = 1463 (2d1200)>>4535470Here goes nuttin
Rolled 1106, 1036 = 2142 (2d1200)>>4535470Rolls still open???URAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Rolled 848, 646 = 1494 (2d1200)>>4535470squash him with you foot and the ppwer of URAAAH!
Rolled 562, 64 = 626 (2d1200)>>4535470>>4535476Thanks
so when do we cheeki breeki flesh bob?
>>4538068when we find OP
>>4538426Op doesn't exist you fool.
>>4538429That's true
>>4538445Anyway back to our regularly scheduled program.
>>4538448I dunno whatchu talkin about
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4538452You know, Conspiracy island.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4538452GET BACK TO THE PLOT OP!
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4538452The Bobby Show with your host, Bobby
>>4538456Yep, no idea
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4538458Let's just get back to the funny skeletons.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4538458Let's focus on Texas being the next plotline after FleshBob
>>4538459Yes, of course. Rollssss
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4538464We failed men, Bobby dodged and tried to run
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4538464Just keep looking while I take your wallet.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4538464Looks like we only partially crushed his head. Dang
>>4538465Discarding his solid giant form, FleshBob turns on the fleshshifting and slinks away!
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4538478Meanwhile back at the van."You broke my dashboard you fucking prick."
>>4538479"Not the only thing I'm gonna break if you don't explain what are you doing here"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4538489"M-milton said something about getting a project back or something."
>>4538491"Tell me more"
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4538497"I don't know anything more, he just told us to get a van and head here."
>>4538499"Then tell me more, about this Milton"
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4538504He tells everything he knows in excruciating detailExcruciating for him, that is
>>4538507"...You're right. Everyone and everything disappeared."
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4538511"Please hold Me Mr devil skeleton."
>>4538514Gay
>>4538514"Don't get too comfy. Now, how did this happen?"A. Milton's actually the secret boss fight, he was void powers. He plans top silence that guy for snitchingB. [something else, pls insert plot]
