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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are the skeleton Rasputin, son of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. You serve the glorious UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPUBLIC as 1 of its top commanders and enforcers. You plan to help the USSR's great leader: SHOTASNIFFER achieve supervillainy. But it's not going so well.

Currently, you've been roped into a date with an armored superheroine. Clearly this is the heroes' league attempt to spy on the Skeleton Island. Better watchout.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4511553
Eat your steak while trying to not care about the spying women
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4511555
Roll 1d100 to not care
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4511556
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>>4511557
Crap, you couldnt ignore em. What are they doing here?
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4511561
With any luck they're clearly suspicious of the heroine too and not for...other reasons.
Clearly. That must be it.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4511561
Look at these people! They can't help but stare, can they, my dear. Why don't we find someplace quiet
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>>4511566
Well that was fast
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4511568
Let's go to the teleporter room, clearly no one will come here and be beaten up by us
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>>4511569
"Of course! Lead the way"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4511578
Meanwhile someone who is going to be beaten up by two people soon meets with Lilly and Chosen One
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>>4511581
AND THAT SOMEONE ISSSS
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4511585
Some shmuck.
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>>4511585
>A Shota
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4511585
>>4511587
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>>4511590
"Wassup"

"Who the fuck are you?"

"I'm Rasputin's greatest disciple, son. I'm gonna surpass him and become the new master real quick"

"Then why the fuck are you on the moon?"

"i accidentally fell through the teleporter while sweeping"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4511599
Ok then why are you outside where there's no oxygen
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4511599
>you don't look like a skeleton
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>>4511603
"We human students are taught how to hold our breathes in freakishly long times. To simulate the skeletons"
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4511608
good luck with not y'know suffocating
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4511608
But did he tell you about the very low pressure of the moon
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4511608

Why can we hear him anyway?

Don't you know that sound can't travel in space?
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>>4511610
"HAH! I AM A MARTIAL ARTS GENIUS! THIS IS BARELY A CHALLENGE"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4511629

"What?! What did you say?! I can't hear you for some reason!!"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4511629
He gets immediately killed by something stupid
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4511629
>prove it pussy, go fight rasputin right now
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>>4511630
"IT'S FINE I CAN PUNCH MY WORDS INTO YOUR MIND"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4511644
>>4511631
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4511644
"Oh hey look a moon crab."
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4511644
>Throw him so far into the air the moons gravity no longer effects him
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>>4511649
"THIS CRAB IS NOTHING TO MY POWER!"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4511667
The crab snaps him in two.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4511667
just walk away while he gets pummelled
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4511667
He gets snipped in half by the giant enemy crab.
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>>4511669
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4511677
So anyway, hi Ken
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4511677
Let's check on our new "recruit's".
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4511677
learn his martial arts just by watching him
well it worked in the yakuza games

so that mobile data trick i told you worked?
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>>4511681
"Greetings, Master Rasputin"

"Ah, these must be your students
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4511708
SUPLEX
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4511708
come on make some tea for your master's guest
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4511709
If they're your students....THEN THEY MUST ALWAYS BE ON ALERT


ROLL2D100


+70 BONUS
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Rolled 21, 99 = 120 (2d100)

>>4511719
Okay.
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Rolled 70, 61 = 131 (2d100)

>>4511719
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Rolled 14, 61 = 75 (2d100)

>>4511719
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Rolled 59, 42 = 101 (2d100)

>>4511719
"Good, you were prepared, but can you avoid it?"
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>>4511723
"....t---ttthhhha----ank you....m-master..."
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4511742
Lets check on another of those one-shot characters.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4511742
"Hey guys, I'm back from the...moon...mission..." - Ken
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4511742
remember what your mom and dad told you about seducing superhero women
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>>4511753
Yes....wat did they say again?
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4511776
"Don't or I will kick your ass to the next dimension."
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4511776
"gachimuchi stuff kiddo, van darkholme's dungeon master costume, wear them, be her DEEP DARK FANTASY"
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4511776
"Always go for them, then yah get a cool romance subplot."
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>>4511780
"Yeah, listen to your mother, kiddo. She was part of this whole grudge thing between your grandpa and the hero Rainbowman's bloodline......but then again, I also had a grudge against that fucker. And your mom wouldn't be here if your grandpa didn't bang Rainbowlady......huh"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4511795
(meanwhile in somewhere else)
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4511795
"Anyway you should stop remembering this talk cause you're about to get hit by a big fucking truck."
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>>4511797
"Greg, we're outta cookie dough"

"All is lost"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4511809
now back to our regularly scheduled program
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4511809
"Oh hey look it's (insert character here) from ( franchise)."
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4511809
"Also Shadowlady wants us to prepare the portal"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4511809
oh shit nigga it's killman
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>>4511813
A shit the cameo destroyed our budget
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4511829
>>4511816
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4511829
Let's just check on island and do something.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4511829
okay lets get back to rasputin seductively telling the superherione to reveal her secrets

or vice versa

VERY SEDUCTIVELY
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>>4511835
Back to the present. The heroine is looking at Rasputin super weird after he suplexed his disciples. Meanwhile, the bettys may or may not be hiding in the vents above.

And on teh other side of the island, Luke encounters a dangerous enemy.....next time! When thread continues! god why is the ip range ban even a thing. see ya

updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4511847
>why is the ip range ban even a thing
The Vietnam war never ended
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>>4511742
I wonder what she looks like under that power armour
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4511847

+1 for going to Luke
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2 hours
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>>4515694
ABOUT 2 hours
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4515701
continue with Luke meeting his worst enemy
a monster made out of imitation meat
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4515701
>Awkwardly try not look our hero date in the eye
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>>4515702
Let's rewind time for a bit. About an hour ago, Luke was heading over to the other end of the island, as there were reports of strange activities there ever since the kaiju attack
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4515711
something's rising from the sea
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>>4515712
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4515720
A giant mutant fishman comes out.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4515720
>>4515721
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>>4515721
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4515732
He tries to sell us on vegetarianism!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4515732
"You wanna talk about meat alternative's?"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4515732
>>4515736
>>4515734
"Praise the Great Flesh Blob!"
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>>4515734
>>4515736
>>4515737
"PRAISE THE GREAT FLESH BLOB. NO LONGER WILL YOU NEED TO EAT MEAT."

"The Fuck you just said?"
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4515748
He repeats as more mutated fishmen pop up
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4515748

He throws a tomato at the fishmen

for the lulz
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4515750
Also roll 2d100 to deal with that hand coming down atcha
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Rolled 71, 52 = 123 (2d100)

>>4515761
URAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Rolled 14, 100 = 114 (2d100)

>>4515761
FUCK YOU AND YOUR VEGAN DIET
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Rolled 7, 29 = 36 (2d100)

>>4515761
FUCKING VEGANS
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Rolled 76, 86 = 162 (2d100)

>>4515761
Okay.
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Rolled 17, 28 = 45 (2d100)

>>4515761

URAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

what gives niggra I got a 99??
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>>4515772
2 min cutoff time
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>>4515775

Huh. Good to know.
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>>4515770
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4515791
The hand quickly regenerates.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4515791
Declare war against the vegan fishmen and demand their leader's head
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4515791
The fishmen dudes start to overwhelm Luke and surround him
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4515794
Roll 2d100 to start the fishmen slaughter

+30 bonus for You
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Rolled 16, 5 = 21 (2d100)

>>4515802
Do a primal scream that can be heard from the teleporter room
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Rolled 73, 76 = 149 (2d100)

>>4515802
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Rolled 5, 32 = 37 (2d100)

>>4515802
>autowin
URAH
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4515802
Okay.
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>>4515808
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4515818
>>4515805
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>>4515820
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4515834
FUCKING RIP AND TEAR, LUKE
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4515834
Suddenly we cut to an oil rig being attacked by the flesh monster.
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>>4515838
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4515852
"SOMEONE STOP THE YELLOW-SHIRTED MENACE"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4515852
you know you can get high on oil fumes?
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>>4515854
THe murder continues. Unlike this fucking thread. Because I am suddenly hit with a bout of tiredness. Gotta pass out. Will continue later but dunno when yet.

updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4515865
goddamnit bobby
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>>4515865
How would Shotasniffer react to finding out that BOBBY is the one actually commiting villainous acts?
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>>4515887
Rage, probably
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>>4515887
She'll do to him what Mount Vesuvius did to Pompeii.
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>still in Halloween theme
quest too spooky for 4chan
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>>4519943
im scared
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Starting to think this quest will continue on till thread 200. When
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Oh damn, thread is too spooky. Everyone left. OP Can now go sleep.
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skeletons are spooky
gotta hide in a blanket
and advertise healthy sleep to OP
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>>4520584
Fukkin lies
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>>4520584
spooked by jobs
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>>4520874
Steve Jobs?
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>>4521008
Who's Steve Jobs?
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>>4521029
Some dead guy
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Do you guys wanna see an isopod, also who's your favorite character that we haven't seen in a while or was a one off?
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>>4521419
Super Robot Pilot.
You know
the first one.
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2 hours man
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>>4522761
oh shit
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4522783
cut to the villain leader being pissed over the weakest skelesibling being an actual villain
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>>4522789
"The fuck is this?! Why the fuck is Bobby the one actually doing villain shit?!"
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4522795
"Simon, what the fuck is your family doing?"
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>>4522799
"Look man, we're going through some rough times, okay?"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4522809
"Besides, not their fault their mother had hero genes in her-"
"DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT BITCH OF A STEPDAUGHTER"
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>>4522812
"Oh okay. Sorry, Grandma."
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4522819
"It's Shadowlady, damnit."
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4522819
Meanwhile, cutting back to SS who is having a nap and dreaming about a pony juuuuuuust out of reach
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>>4522826
"Yeah but you're literally their grandma th--"

"Oh my god a chair"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4522837
And this is going to be the first thing that happens to her husband after she summons him back home with Dark Lich
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

oh shit thread
>>4522837
sit in air
it builts character
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4522846
Roll 2d100 to sit on the chair instead of getting smacked in the face
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Rolled 42, 11 = 53 (2d100)

>>4522849
THE POWER OF ANIME
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Rolled 1, 85 = 86 (2d100)

>>4522849
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Rolled 28, 34 = 62 (2d100)

>>4522849
>>4522851
>>4522852
THE FUCK YOU NIGGERS DOING
ROLL BETTER
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>4522851
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4522871
>>4522841
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4522871
aw fuck sorry I was distracted by robot girls
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>>4522874
Shame on you
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4522876
but they are so cute
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4522876
I blame simon really
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>>4522879
Shaaaaame
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4522883
THERE IS NO SHAME IN ACCEPTING OF WHAT YOU ARE
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4522883
>>4522882
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>>4522884
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4522889
OH LOOK, METAL BUILD OF VALSIONE CUSTOM
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4522889
cut to shadowboss jr chasing texas
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>>4522892
"COME BACK HERE AND HELP MY HUSBAND FIGHT HIS MOM YOU USELSESS COWBOY FUCK"

"LADY IT'S MY DAY OFF"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4522900
What's Dad up to?
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4522900
we need to narrow scope of protagonist characters instead of jumping between them
I vote for quattro, clearly main character of this adventure
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>>4522906
this post brought to you by quattro
that's it
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>>4522908
what are your proofs
*heavy sweating*
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>>4522906
>>4522908
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4522917
"Ah, you're awake Quattro"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4522917
keep typing, even captchas can't stop us
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>>4522921
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4522933
perfect
no one will suspect a thing
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4522933
you have not been beaten up yet I see
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4522933
Luke pushes Quattro so he can shitpost instead
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>>4522937
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4522948
also buy our sausages
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4522948
Jesus, Luke
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4522948
>>4522950
what he said
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>>4522950
Getting called a shill only makes him stronger
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4522957
Shotasniffer bans Luke from using the PC cause we keep getting IP bans on the island
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4522957
luke's shitposting skill is honed on LAPR boards
he have seen some shit you won't believe
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>>4522961
Luke has been banished to the main story zone, where he must continue his encounter with the fleshblob fish mutants.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4522970
LET'S GET BACK TO THE MAIN STORY FINALLY
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4522970
>>4522972
not before this commercial about new Coldgate sponsor :
HotSausages!
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>>4522973
The ad was interrupted
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4522975
>>4522972
let's get some actual plot done this thread so we can move onto the next story arc
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>>4522976
>even dice god can't handle this
only way to stop the plot is OP internet
or him going to sleep cause it's late
dunno about you but I'm off soon too
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>>4522976
After slaughtering the fishmen goons. Luke comes face to face with their commander. A huger, and much more mutated fishman. Because OP is too lazy to draw horde encounters.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4522984
Luke offers the commander dude a 'poisoned' sausage
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>>4522985
"I'LL HAVE TO DECLINE. WE DO NOT NEED TO CONSUME MEAT WHEN WE HAVE THE GLORIOUS FLESHBLOB PROVIDING MEAT SUBSTITUTES"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4522990
>he refused the sausage
Fucking beat the shit out of him, Luke
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4522984
Time to see if fish meat sausages are as good as normal sausages
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4522992
Luke charges at the fishman! ROLL 2d100

Luke has a +30 bonus
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Rolled 14, 86 = 100 (2d100)

>>4523004
URAH MOTHERFUCKER
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>>4523007
As the giant fish mutant tries to hit him with tentacles, Luke cut through the wiggly barrage, sending fishman parts flying everywhere
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4523018
THE GIANT FISH MUTANT BEGINS TO REGENERATE
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4523018
Time to find that fucking no good fleshblob
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4523022
"YOU SHALL NOT SULLY THE HOLY FLESH!"

ROLL 2d100!
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Rolled 44, 27 = 71 (2d100)

>>4523032
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>>4523035
The giant knocks Luke back!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4523043
Bellow about purging the vegans to motivate yourself!
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>>4523047
Roll 2d100 +10 to see how much of a bonus Luke gets
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Rolled 60, 23 + 10 = 93 (2d100 + 10)

>>4523058
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>>4523061
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4523072
DO IT BEFORE RASPUTIN GETS HERE
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4523078
+33 BONUS ROLL IT
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Rolled 98, 21 = 119 (2d100)

>>4523095
WE WIN THIS SHIT NIGGA
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>>4523098
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4523107
Bring back some fishman parts for Lilly so you can make her new armor or something
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>>4523108
The fishmen are looted and Luke now has a personal quest to slay whatever the Fleshblob that's leading these disgusting non-meat eaters.

And the thread is now suspended again woo. Will continue later when....it can continue. laters.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4523117
See ya, OP
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>>4523117
>Fleshblob
Don't you mean the Fleshbob
Kill me.
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>>4523478
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4523703

NIGGRA I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING RN BUT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fite the fleshblob
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>>4523712
First, gotta find where it is
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4523721
the place where all anons are atm currently
I'll be able to partitipate in 45 min only
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>>4523728
what a shame
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4523735

EMPLOY THERMAL SCOPE TO FIND FLESH BLOB
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4523740
Roll a d100
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Rolled 92, 87 = 179 (2d100)

>>4523748
how many d100?
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>>4523752
Just enough d100s.

Anyway, huge heat signature detected far off the coast
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4523754
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>>4523756
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4523759

“TARGET SPOTTED!!! BLOW EM’ UP!!!!”
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>>4523760
BLow em up with what?

A. Summon your undead dragon
B. Call on your goons
C. Order an airstrike from the USSR forces
D. Request a satellite laser shot
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4523762

E. TSAR BOMBA
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4523764
Contacting USSR central command

Roll 2d100
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Rolled 5, 100 = 105 (2d100)

>>4523766
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Rolled 44, 45 = 89 (2d100)

>>4523766

Just googled how big a Tsar Bomba actually is— it’s 50 megatons on nuclear energy

GOODBYE VEGANS!!!
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>>4523770
>>4523772
"How can we help you today, Luke?"

"We got any Tsar Bombas in reserve?"

"Just your luck, we got one sitting in the armory. What's the occasion?"
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4523779
vegans
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4523779

“Why vegan decimation, of course!”
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4523779
BOMB. VEGAN. TRASH.
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>>4523787
"Of course, big brother. Send us the coordinates and we'll sort out the rest"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4523789
get ready for fireworks
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4523789
QUICKLY, BEFORE THE OTHERS FIND OUT WHAT I'M DOING TO STOP ME FROM WIPING THE VEGAN MENACE FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH
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>>4523789

(420, 420, 0)

URAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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>>4523789
What effects do radiation have on skeletons?

Fuck it. Bring some wieners to roast in the fire.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4523795
>>4523789
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>>4523791
"Alright alright, but you owe me one"
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This is how big a Tsar Bomba actually is
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4523800
fiiiiine
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4523800
Wait, who is that on the line
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4523800

“Yeah, I’ll bring some wieners to roast over the nuclear vegan holocaust...”
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>>4523805
"that's not what I meant but sure"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4523810
Thanks you mysterious person who is definitely not the Fleshblob trying to mutate himself with the nuclear blast
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>>4523810
think about lolisniffer
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4523810
well as long it's not something ridicilous as going on a date with Shotasniffer, I can handle that
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>>4523813
Of course not. OR IS IT

Roll 2d100, first roll is for pickings. Second roll decides what happens:

70-100: It's just one of the younger skeletons who wanted to hang out with Luke for a while now.
50-69: It's Betty who needs another stooge in her "Spy on Rasputin" scheme
20-49: It's Flesh Bob.Trying to mutate himself with the nuclear blast and also wanting to put somebody under the bus at the same time
1-19: It's one of the younger skeletons who lusts for Luke
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Rolled 160 (1d200)

>>4523819
as long its not mark its all good
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Rolled 97, 34 = 131 (2d100)

>>4523819
Okay.
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Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d100)

>>4523819
>>4523820
oops
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Rolled 1, 46 = 47 (2d100)

>>4523819
>>4523821
NOT OK
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>>4523819

MUTATE THE FLESHBLOB
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Rolled 14, 11 = 25 (2d100)

>>4523819
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>>4523819

Wouldn’t the force of the explosion just kill the fleshblob though? Vegans have weak constitutions and cannot withstand such physical damage.
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>>4523821
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4523829
read carefully
it's flesh BOB
>>4523830
untersea adventure didn't go well for Bobby
and he managed to get access to launch system too
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4523830
Let's go back to the moonbase where Olessa accidentally reveals she was the one to slap Chosen One
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4523830
"Come on Lucas, what are yah waiting for you pansy ass meat eater."
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4523831
>>4523830

Potato potahto. LET’S SEE THAT BOMB DROP.
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>>4523832
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4523841
is this another spaghetti arc?
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4523841
Chosen One scolds Olessa and promises to have her fishing time cut
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4523841
Do we still have those "recruits" we got after killing their bosses.
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>>4523842
"Olessa, what was that about slapping?"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4523846
evade answering
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4523846
>>4523845
they declared sanctuary and ran to the portal as soon as they saw "lolisniffer"
including the cultists
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>>4523848
"You must have misheard"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4523856
>>4523849
"But Olessa, you told me that you whacked him with that big axe you-"
"SHUT UP KEN"
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4523856
Suddenly a mushroom appears on earth.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4523856
and now slowly walk away
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>>4523857
Suspicion rising
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4523862
"OH LOOK PORTAL OPEN GOOD TIME TO GO FISH BYEEEEE"
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4523866
Roll 2d100
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Rolled 5, 79 = 84 (2d100)

>>4523870
nyeeeh
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Rolled 83, 88 = 171 (2d100)

>>4523870
FISH, NOTHING SUSPICIOUS
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>>4523871
>>4523873
COME BACK HERE YOU FISH-LOVING, CRASH-HAPPY DUMBASS
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>>4523873
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4523876
>>4523874
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4523876
honestly tho
how lolisniffer is doing
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>>4523881
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4523883
Let's check on Captain Ivanoff.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4523883
back to moonbase with ken being happy he's not in trouble
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4523883
he seems energetic
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>>4523889
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4523900
"SOMEBODY HELP!"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4523900
wake up with sudden explosion at faraway oil rig
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>>4523902
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4523908
"Oh crikes what was that!"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4523908
>>4523890
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4523908
nyeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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>>4523912
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4523923
catch the hat tho
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4523923
>>4523911
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4523923
Suddenly a small lifeboat crashes into ivanoff.
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>>4523928
"Boy sure glad Rasputin doesn't suspect me"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4523932
I want Ken spaghetti episode
now in space
cause let's be real
we are here not for the plot
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4523932
cue rasputin and the heroine waiting for him when he comes through the portal
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>>4523935
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4523944
"Hey conspiracy guy, could we swap clothes real quick?"
"Uh sure okay boss."
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4523944
"Ken, we need to talk about why the nice heroine lost her job at the museum and why I was somehow in the shuttle when she met you all in space."
Rattling from the vents.
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>>4523948
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4523952
QUICK KEN RUN BEFORE-
"JEANNE CALM DO-AAAAAAARGH"
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4523952
Let's check on another one off character, but a plot relevant one.
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>>4523954
we haven't seen that robot scientist in a while
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>>4523954
Does not compute
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>>4523956
Also Bob, but I doubt he could help us with Flesh Bobby.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4523959
summon the end game plot instead
lolisniffer comes home by the end of the thread
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4523959
>>4523953

>>4523960
why not just wait until everyone's back in base
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4523959
Let's check on that robotist kid.
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>>4523962
you want everyone to die now
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>>4523966
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4523975
he is making skelepla for merchandise and fund raising efforts
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4523975
"Hmmm...all I need for final preparations is a gigantic monster that wants to destroy my greatest idol."
>>4523976
Also this
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4523975
"Hey kid some guy called Bob wants to see you, something about a court ordered visitation."
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>>4523978
"Then I can swoop in and save the day....Also how hard can I jack up these prices, hmmmm"
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>>4523986
"Err..kid you gotta see this, also another Mark dies" - Bob, the good one
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4523986
>>4523981
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4523986
>>4523987
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>>4523989
"What's going on, Bob?"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4523993
"Think you need to see the window. And cover your ears. Pay no attention to the remains of Mark strewn over the beach."
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4523993
nyeeeeeeh
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4523993
"Somebody launched a fucking tsar bomba at some oil rig, also call your mother and tell her I said hi."
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>>4523994
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4524003
Back to tele room with the vent containing the 2 Betties and Jeanne having fallen due to vigorous shaking.
Over Marian and Quattro.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4524003
"Ow my eyes."
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4524003
probably should've hide in fridge too
just in case
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4524006
"Surely nothing can go wrong"

Roll 2d100
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Rolled 1, 17 = 18 (2d100)

>>4524012
I mean on the bright side - one step closer to skeletons
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Rolled 45, 37 = 82 (2d100)

>>4524012
it doesn't go wrong
for now
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4524012
Everything goes very wrong.
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Rolled 42, 58 = 100 (2d100)

>>4524012
I does go wrong
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Rolled 35, 80 = 115 (2d100)

>>4524015
Wong roll
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>>4524014
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"
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>>4524018
I know but since WOLx had the higher roll I decided against double rolling even if my first one was a cock up.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4524023
>>4524004
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>>4524023
Now let's cut to Ivan being the first man to see this shit.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4524023
"Bobby was a mistake" t. Quattro
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>>4524026
can we just get everyone on the fucking island first before we keep delaying to EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER'S REACTION
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4524026
Forgot me roll.
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>>4524029
You know Ivan could just hightail to the island to tell everyone about flesh Bobby's new form right?
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>>4524032
so would literally everyone else
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>>4524034
Not everyone was a ground zero of the bomb going off, also sorry if I'm acting like an ass.
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>>4524028
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4524041
"Stop fucking drinking and help me pick up Jeanne and Marian" - Betty
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4524041
Alright time to get everyone important back to the island.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4524041
sluuuuuurp
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>>4524044
"Hello. Everyone. Get the fuck back to the island. Thank you"
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4524052
Shotasniffer throws Marian and Quattro through the portal
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4524052
damn it, can't overdramatize my slacking off enough
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4524052
Awwwww come on, can't a skeleton get an excuse to chill? Alright I'm going!
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>>4524053
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4524067
>>4524004
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4524067
look at parallel universes passing by
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4524067
Ruuuuuuuuuude
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>>4524069
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4524079
time for family dinner
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4524079
Ah, you are here, excellent, make sure to avoid the ventilation repairman, heard he's swore to murder whoever breaks them next
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>>4524081
that is one crazy repairman
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>>4524082
Must be hella mad
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>>4524081
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4524087
It was Bobby, clearly

"-so basically, the whole conspiracy was supposed to recruit us to get back at Dad. Before killing him and Texas, that is. Put it simply, they messed it up bad."
Lilly and Shotasniffer come back from the moon.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4524087
>kono puresha
I recall there was some famous Janitor
is he a relative?
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>>4524089
"And it's all ran by Grandma!"

"What?! She only woke up and she's already the head of the conspiracy?!"

"Not that grandma, the other grandma! On mom's side"

"Oh yeah right"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4524093
can we have family tree image going?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4524093
Luke comes to share the good news that he just eliminated the biggest threat to meat kind with a tsar bomba.
Just before the TV report proves him wrong.
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>>4524096
"BREAKING NEWS. HIGHLY IRRADIATED GIANT MONSTER IS FUCKING KILLING EVERYONE. SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET"
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4524101
"Should I warm up the laser?"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4524101
you know what would be truly fucked up?
If regular Bobby just entered the room and was wondering why everyone is looking at him, fresh out of underwater adventure
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4524101
WHY DID YOU USE THE TSAR BOMBA YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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>>4524104
I actually impressed you beat me by one.
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>>4524104
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4524111
>>4524102
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4524111
"Uh guys....why is Big Sis staring at the chest of the monster-oh.
Oh.
Oh god no."
"BBBBBBBBBBBBB-"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4524111
I think question should we start asking - why he could do that in the first place
and why exactly unleashing huge mutant on civies is a bad thing again?
we are not heroes... right?
well aside of wast of resources
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>>4524112
"Yes. Chosen One. That's a good idea. Thank you"
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4524119
time to save the world
again
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4524119
>>4524113
>>4524121
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>>4524121
"Yeah......why do keep saving the world tho"

"Uh.....erm......"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4524128
Shotasniffer looks at the monster's shirt.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4524128
because it's being destroyed not by us, obviously
we can't let bobby get all credit
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4524128
Well we live there for one, don't worry, we'll get to being evil soon enough
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>>4524130
"Can't let WHO take all the credit?"
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4524135
>Shotasniffer actually talking outside flashbacks
UH OH
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4524135
well, yellow glow and that t-shirt on that huge monster kinda gives it away.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4524135
"Run for it."
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4524135
No one, lets just destroy the thing and get back to being evil
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>>4524140
Surely Shotasniffer's sweet little brothers won't hide anything from her, right
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4524146
We aren't hiding anything tho.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4524146
It's too late, the monster made a speech about his identity and wanting to kill Shotasniffer
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4524146
"Wow Ivan, I wish I could be relevant."
"Me too Bob, Me too."
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>>4524148
"ANYWAY we gotta get over there quick! And uh...since it's so big, going by air would get us into its target zone! Let's uh, yeah, take a boat! IVAN! GET IVAN ON THE LINE"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4524161
"IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US, AND IT WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING!" - Ivan
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4524161
Ivan was kinda caugh in a blast, so he is offline, looking for a hat which was blown away
which leads to uncomfortable silence in this room while they are waiting
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>>4524163
The monster's voice rings through the comms.

"Ah. It's calling you out, sis"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4524173
Maybe he is just a fan?
heavy sweating
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4524173
"We here at oilco would like to say sorry for destroying your island, also hail Lord Bobby."
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4524173
Uh, maybe he wants to thank you?
GET READY TO RUN
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>>4524177
To be continued.

Later. Whenever that is.

Be here for updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4524187
thanks for bread OP
take care
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>>4524187
Thanks for bread
whatever happens it pretty much kills our chance at being villains
thanks bobby
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>>4524187
Goodnight or day op.
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>>4524187
Thanks for running. Even if it's always when I'm at work.
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So Bobby is the Zebra of the siblings now
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so what happened to the super hero lady
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>>4527975
still fawning over rasputin
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>>4528119
She's like right behind him. He's just blocking her from the camera.

He's a big guy
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Nigeltoe... what does it mean?
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>>4530788

Uhhh... I guess a Nigel and a toe...

...The vegans told me to write it...
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>>4530793
Helloooo, I'm Nigel Toe-nberry
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>>4531029
Nyeh...this foot is splendid
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So, Whos your favorite character that's not a part of the main cast.
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>>4532130

FleshBob
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>>4532130
They're all main cast tho.

I guess that one hero guy who helped out against the Elves was cool. Until he died. Then he became cooler.
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>>4532157
BOBBY GET OFF THE COMPUTER
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2 days
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2 hours
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Any moment now
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>>4533481
much apologies

overslept a bit
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4533490
sleeping is good for you
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4533490
So what currently going on?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4533490
wake up
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>>4533492
Anon was about to give OP all his money
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4533502
Cosmic Warlord stomps on OP while running away from Lolisniffer's mom
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4533502
>>4533502
That's not OP
that's Todd disguised as OP
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>>4533504
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4533513
Let's get to the island.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4533513
meanwhile back to our shotasniffer shenanigans
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4533513
Back to FleshBob finishing his speech of vengence against Shotasniffer
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>>4533518
"Chosen One. Call Ivanov, and rather the rest of the siblings."
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4533534
"And really, everyone. Tell them to run and hide as far away from our sister."
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4533534
because it's a group responsobility
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4533534
"Mutants are storming the building!!"
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>>4533537
"Or we could say that because it;'s Bobby, it's Quattro's job"

"ey"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4533556
"I would just like to say that Bobby is a mistake and everything he's doing now has nothing to do with me."
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4533556
>>4533538
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>>4533558
"Of course they ab are"

"Seems to be fishmen mutants! Luke has went out and charged at them while yelling something about killing all vegans!"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4533560
>>4533557
"Also some of them said something about switching to plant oil for energy."
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4533560
he'll be fine.
anyway, it's actually technically Quattro job
let him go and try reason with him
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4533560
Let's see what Marian is up to.
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>>4533565
"Boy, sure feels good to not be the one fucking up for once. NOw I will enjoy this sandwich while nothing bad happens"
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4533577
"IS THIS A MEAT SANDWICH, MEAT-EATER?"
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4533577
In Soviet skeleton island, sandwich eat you
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4533577
marian deserves a break
it's very good sandwich to boot
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4533577
Suddenly mutant humans bust in while yelling about green energy.
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>>4533581
"hah?"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4533595
>>4533585
>>4533579
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4533595
it's nothing, enjoy your sandwich
go back to plot instead
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4533595
it's nothing, go back to the plot
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>>4533600
the fuck, i've refreshed page few times, first post didn't show up until I did this second one.
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>>4533603
Sever shit, don't worry about it.
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>>4533606
I see, thanks.
My internet provider loves to fuck with website access at times
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>>4533597
OP's internet aint looking good right now

But anyway, what's ahppening with the plot?
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4533624
Everyone running, since Shotasniffer just found out who was the monster attacking us.
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4533624
plot is weird
I wish lolisniffer just get back and sorted it all out.
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>>4533629
no you don't
no you fucking don't
>>
>>4533630
we clearly don't know what are we doing
I'm just here for spaghetti anyway
>>
>>4533634
so basically every quest
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>>4533626
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4533637
to make matters worse, it's been filmed live
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4533636
yes
when I not sleep
>>4533637
force perspective onto shotasniffer
>>
>>4533639
probably even when you sleep depending on who's doing the rolling
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>>4533639
Damn, calm down
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>>4533637
Where is the love
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4533652
"...should we tell her his speech was recorded live and the news is pleading her for help?"
"no."
>>
>>4533652
NO YOU CALM DOWN IM OFF MY MEDS!
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4533652
Suddenly a giant fist punches into the building.
>>
>>4533656
>>4533652
>>
>>4533659
Damn it i forgot how to roll...
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4533652
no calming down from that
>>
>>4533661
dice+1d100 in the options field.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4533652
>>4533656
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>>4533658
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4533668
counter it
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4533668
no effect on shotasniffer
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4533664
Fuck really? That delayed?
>>4533668
Its large hand man here to save the day!
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>>4533670
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4533675
she slowly turns back, looking like she is about to enact the worst beating ever
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4533675
The giant continues to below shotasniffers name, and on closer inspection it seems that it's not Bobby.
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4533675
>>4533676
this
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>>4533675
How long has this game gone on, I stopped participating because of how freaking long it is.
>>
>>4533679
10 years
>>
>>4533679
shorter than vampire quest
>>
>>4533679
About 40.
>>
>>4533679
9 generations
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>>4533683
Vampire was long as fuck
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>>4533678
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4533687
Cut to the siblings asking how the hell did Luke get authorization to fire the Tsar Bomb.
This beating is too violent for /qst/
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4533687
>>4533677
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4533687
Now a message from our sponsor
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4533687
>>4533690
Coldgate!
>>
>>4533689
yeah it's just another mutated skeleton wearing a sun shirt, going directly to shotasniffer and aiming directly for her
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>>4533690
"HEY YOU! ARE YOU TIRED OF LOOKING YOUR WORST? CAN'T EVEN ENJOY YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD? ENEMIES MAKE FUN OF YOUR TEETH AS YOU DESTROY THEM? COLDGATE IS THE PERFECT TOOTHPASTE FOR YOU! 10 OUT OF 10 DENTISTS RECOMMEND IT, OR ELSE THEY DIE! PERFECT FOR YOU TO LOOK YOUR BEST AS YOU CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, DRIVE THEM BEFORE YOU AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!"
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4533696
Back to the news, where everyone is begging Shotasniffer for help.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4533696
Hey wasn't that guy killed in the tournament arc?
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4533696
aand fleshbob or whatever giant was that is basically in pieces to because it was too gruesome to show live
at least shota sniffer is a bit calmer
>>
>>4533698
he regenerated from his teeth alone
coldgate is that good
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4533696
Change the channel see whats else is on.
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>>4533698
Are you saying all barbarians look the same? What are you, racist?
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>>4533697
[screams]
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4533708
Back to the siblings defeating the mutated fishmen and oil people
>>4533655
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4533708
time to play a hero
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4533708
Let's see what vanov is doing.
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4533708
Zebra is crying in the corner
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>>4533709
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4533725
WOW THAT WAS AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF HEROISM AND BRAVERY
AND LOOK, THE CRIMINAL IS TRYING TO ESCAPE, LET'S GET HIM BOYS
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4533727
ROLL 2d100 TO CAPTURE THE ONLY SURVIVOR WHO DARED TO ATTACK YOUR ISLAND
>>
Rolled 25, 12 = 37 (2d100)

>>4533733
slippery bastard
>>
Rolled 79, 76 = 155 (2d100)

>>4533733
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBY
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4533733
Okay.
>>
Rolled 77, 85 = 162 (2d100)

>>4533733
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>>4533735
Damn he gone
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4533742
would be a shame if something blocked his way
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4533742
Ivanov catches him anyway.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4533742
>>4533745
Like, say a ship full of heroes wanting to escort you to the ceremony
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4533745
Roll 2d100
>>
Rolled 28, 65 = 93 (2d100)

>>4533751
>>4533749
>>
Rolled 87, 82 = 169 (2d100)

>>4533751
>>
Rolled 56, 23 = 79 (2d100)

>>4533751
Oh shit its the...uhhh
>>
Rolled 82, 9 = 91 (2d100)

>>4533751
nyeeh
Ivanov comes by
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>>4533753
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4533758
Now let's get back to plot shit.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4533758
Good work, you get a better hat
>>4533759
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4533758
>>4533759
plan minimum is to move plot today
BUT CAN WE DO IT
turn on into the next episode of hero tv romcom comedy of skeleton family!
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>>4533763
INdeed. The next episode.....which is later. Probably in a few hours.

Cus I gotta step out for a bit, much apologies
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>>4533768
>few hours
see ya in a week OP, gotchu
thanks for bread, take care out there
>>
I'm going to be honest, I wanted Bobby to pilot the giant creature like a meat gundam.
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>>4533773
He is the meat gundam, so you were close
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>>4533777
>>4533773
>meat gundam
you all joking but this is currently on display on gunpla expo at this exact moment which you can browse in "vr" aka 360 photos and such
>>
man im late
>>
Also FleshBobby went from no eyes to one eye to two eyes.
>>
>>4533793
the meat blob is constantly shifting
>>
>>4533758
See? The cast is only made up of main characters.
>>
>>4533963
except bobby
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>>4533990
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4534003
time to go to another plotline, the one where the cosmic warlord and his son are running away from lolisniffer and his mom due them permanently ruining his plans
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>>4534006
Sure, of course....but wait. What's this?! Anon, you don't have the DLC!
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4534010
A trustworthy shadow man gives OP the DLC
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>>4534012
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4534017
A trustworthy dark lich vouches for him, all you need to do is to SELL YOUR SOUL to the boss of this realm
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>>4534019
BUt should the black peoples be trusted?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4534034
"Of course, are you racist against shadowpeople or something?"
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>>4534036
OP? Racist? Impossible
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4534043
"by the way, stole your soul to use for our escape to the mortal realm to take revenge on lolisniffer"
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>>4534045
Wow anon you're talkin really weird.

Anyway gotta hold this off for now, got some crap gotta deal with. Continuing in like.....9 years
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4534050
yeah, that was a good shitpost
>>
>>4534050
Does that mean 9 hours or something?
>>
>>4534056
no he means 9 thousand years
>>
>>4534056
Nah it's actually 9 centuries
>>
>>4534059
Well shit, Looks like I better start dabbling in necromancy if I want to see the end of this shit.
>>
9 years have passed
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>>4534980
No it hasn't
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4534999
yes it has, you just got your soul stolen by shadowboss
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>>4535004
Curious
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4535008
and also he's going to kill you now
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>>4535011
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4535029
cut to shadowlady, greg, simon and the robot scientist trying to get back shadowboss and dark lich through the portal
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4535029
tiger drop shadowboss
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>>4535030
"You sure this will bring my brother back?"

"Of course"

"And you're sure you don't have any ulterior motives?"

"Nope"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4535044
Yo, I need a plot recap so far, OP
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4535044
"Really, I just want lolisniffer to pay, also texas."
>>4535046
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4535044
tiger drop the enemy
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>>4535046
Well you see, it all started when there were nothing and then there were something. The universe was born
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4535053
rant something about putting chemicals in the water to make zombie frogs
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4535053
skip it along to what we're doing with greg and simon and stuff
what's the plot line there?
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4535053
>>4535048
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>>4535056
Shadowlady, Shotasniffer's grandma from her mother's side, and Lolisniffer's mother-in-law, is enlisting the help of Greg and that robot portal scientist to open a portal into the outer realm. Ostensibly to help Greg summon his brother, Dark Lich, from the void. But her real goal is to revive her husband. Shadowboss Sr. So they can murderize Lolisniffer.


Probably because he never visits his mother-in-law unless his wife makes him.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4535064
Oh man, that doesn't sound good for our Dad then.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4535064
"No, it's because he's a monster who needs to be stopped. And also because my stepdaughter is an idiot who deserves to be grounded."
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4535064
Let's cut to slightly fleshy Bobby.
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>>4535070
The fact that he currently has to keep his actual mother locked in battle or else she'll devour the world, with him in it, probably doesn't help
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4535077
Our family is all sorts of fucked up
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4535077
>>4535080
Don't forget he is planning to destroy the world himself anyway
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>>4535080
Not everyone can be like Grandpa, who is content to spend his days in the Skeleton Retirement Home
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4535096
"Uh sir, it's about your wife and son, they're going to get the world destroyed...again."
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>>4535099
Oop he's asleep again
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4535106
Let's get those portal shenanigans started.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4535106
now to texas being chased by shadowboss jr and assorted villains, who we'll meet in the next plotline of the siblings
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4535106
FUCK GRANDPA, GET BACK TO THE MAIN STORY
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>>4535110
After ordering the troops to begin the island cleanup due to the mutant attack, the skeleton siblings gets on Ivanov's ship and head for the mainland. Where FleshBob is
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4535118
They get a hero's welcome
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4535118
Let's check on good ol Blobby.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4535118
Did we get the new armor for Lilly?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4535118
When is Quattro gonna hit the fleshbob with "I'm not mad, just disappointed"?
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>>4535121
"SHOTASNIFFER'S HERE!"

"YES! THANK YOU FOR COMING TO OUR RESCUE!"

"SAVE US FROM THIS MONSTER!"

"I LOVE YOU"

"STEP ON ME PLS"
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4535140
Half of the fans are little boys
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4535140
Let's summon Equality Prime V2 so we can fight Blobby
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4535140
A conspiracy van quickly drives by heading towards flesh Bobby.
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>>4535141
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4535146
>>4535142
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4535146
>>4535149
"someone distract her"
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4535146
>>4535144
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>>4535152
"BIG SIS! EQUALITY PRIME MK.2 IS READY! LET'S GO!"
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4535175
Let's cut to Blobby.
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4535175
Make impassioned speech about how FleshBob will pay for his actions, which galvanizes the crowd and heroes watching.
Even though you just want him to hear for revenge
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>>4535180
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4535199
NOW CUT BACK TO EQUALITY PRIME
IT'S GONNA BE A BATTLE OF THE CENTURY
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4535199
>>4535144
"Should we recruit him?"
"It's fucking Bobby, of course not."
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4535199
Wait then who did we catch?
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>>4535205
"Should we even keep doing this? The Leader's dead"

"You wanna get paid or not?"

"By fucking who?"
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4535216
"Milton."
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>>4535217
"who the fuck"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4535221
"Our new boss."
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4535221
>>4535222
"You know, the guy being eaten by Bobby- oh."
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>>4535223
"I should have stayed in bed this morning"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4535240
"Bob, here. Our new employer is Rasputin who is definitely not threatening to kill us if we don't follow his rules"
"FUCK YOU WE DON'T SERVE HEROES"
"Shut up Mark."
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4535240
>>4535203
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4535240
"Does this mean Bobs in charge now?"
"Wasn't he fired?"
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>>4535249
"No I wasn't"

"Fuck you Bob"
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4535261
"Also, Rasputin is literally right behind you"
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>>4535265
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4535284
Rasputin bonks them out of commission
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4535284

FALCON PUNCH!
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4535284
screaming
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>>4535287
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4535299
>>4535203
time for reveal of the finished mech
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4535299
"My whole body hurts."
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>>4535301
beep boop booting up
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4535315
knock out giant flesh monster by face-sitting on it with the mech
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4535315
"Holy moly thats a big robot."
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4535315
Time make some vegan BBQ.

Fire up the lasers.
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4535315
All systems are go
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>>4535326
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4535336
perform cock-and-ball-torture on flesh monster
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4535336
>>4535337
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4535336
Blobby tackles the mech.
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Rolled 965 (1d1000)

>>4535340
ROLL 2d1200!
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Rolled 304, 1146 = 1450 (2d1200)

>>4535346
Okay.
>>
Rolled 513, 771 = 1284 (2d1200)

>>4535346
>>
>>4535356
why
>>
>>4535359
Because he can.
>>
>>4535359
i just woke up and misread anon's second dice
that or hero should struggle a bit before winning cause tropes
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>>4535350
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4535365
RIP AND TEAR
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4535365
rocketoo puuunch
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Rolled 834 (1d1000)

>>4535367
ROLL 2d1200
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Rolled 825, 529 = 1354 (2d1200)

>>4535381
aw yea srw animations
>>
Rolled 607, 1199 = 1806 (2d1200)

>>4535381
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>>4535382
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4535387
Get more angry, the mech should respond to your rage level!
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4535387
could be worse
could be 10 damage
prepare for counter attack
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4535387
Blobby counters.
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Rolled 301 (1d1000)

>>4535389
ROLL 2D1200
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Rolled 265, 253 = 518 (2d1200)

>>4535394
Okay.
>>
Rolled 241, 80 = 321 (2d1200)

>>4535394
URAH MOTHERFUCKER
>>
Rolled 298, 351 = 649 (2d1200)

>>4535394
nyeh
>>
Rolled 454, 652 = 1106 (2d1200)

>>4535394
choke blobby with thicc robot thighs
>>
Rolled 375, 966 = 1341 (2d1200)

>>4535394
>>
>>4535398
woah this is a family friendly slaughtering my dude
>>
>>4535400
nothing inappropriate about triangle choke holds, MMA stuff
right?
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>>4535398
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4535414
"HOW DOES FEEL, BLOBBY? NOT GOOD, I ASSUME"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4535414
Invoke your rage
Take him for a spin
Headfirst into the ground
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>>4535418
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4535428
stuck inbetween hatred and aroused
>>4535419
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4535428
"This is oddly erotic."
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>>4535431
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4535440
And again.
And again.
AND AGAIN.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4535440
Blobby grabs the mechs arms.
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Rolled 913 (1d1000)

>>4535443
ROLL 2d1200
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Rolled 105, 1062 = 1167 (2d1200)

>>4535447
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>>4535448
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4535461
crush his head
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>>4535465
Roll 2d1200 to see if you crush his head or not

While OP....heads out on a fucking errand. fuck.

So uh, just roll, and we'll continue whenever
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Rolled 826, 1132 = 1958 (2d1200)

>>4535470
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>>4535470
wait where's the dice
>>
Rolled 425 (1d1000)

>>4535473
whoops here it is

....roll again
>>
Rolled 663, 62 = 725 (2d1200)

>>4535476
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Rolled 660, 639 = 1299 (2d1200)

>>4535476
Okay.
>>
Rolled 1177, 88 = 1265 (2d1200)

>>4535476
Man those are some dodgy dice rolls
>>
Rolled 440, 271 = 711 (2d1200)

>>4535470
nyeh
>>4535510
>does dodjiest diceroll
>>
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d1)

>>4535470
Oh noes
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Rolled 1105, 358 = 1463 (2d1200)

>>4535470
Here goes nuttin
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Rolled 1106, 1036 = 2142 (2d1200)

>>4535470

Rolls still open???

URAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>>
Rolled 848, 646 = 1494 (2d1200)

>>4535470
squash him with you foot and the ppwer of URAAAH!
>>
Rolled 562, 64 = 626 (2d1200)

>>4535470
>>4535476
Thanks
>>
so when do we cheeki breeki flesh bob?
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>>4538068
when we find OP
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>>4538426
Op doesn't exist you fool.
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>>4538429
That's true
>>
>>4538445
Anyway back to our regularly scheduled program.
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>>4538448
I dunno whatchu talkin about
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4538452
You know, Conspiracy island.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4538452

GET BACK TO THE PLOT OP!
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4538452
The Bobby Show with your host, Bobby
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>>4538456
Yep, no idea
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4538458
Let's just get back to the funny skeletons.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4538458
Let's focus on Texas being the next plotline after FleshBob
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>>4538459
Yes, of course. Rollssss
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4538464
We failed men, Bobby dodged and tried to run
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4538464
Just keep looking while I take your wallet.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4538464
Looks like we only partially crushed his head. Dang
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>>4538465
Discarding his solid giant form, FleshBob turns on the fleshshifting and slinks away!
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4538478
Meanwhile back at the van.
"You broke my dashboard you fucking prick."
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>>4538479
"Not the only thing I'm gonna break if you don't explain what are you doing here"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4538489
"M-milton said something about getting a project back or something."
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>>4538491
"Tell me more"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4538497
"I don't know anything more, he just told us to get a van and head here."
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>>4538499
"Then tell me more, about this Milton"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4538504
He tells everything he knows in excruciating detail
Excruciating for him, that is
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>>4538507
"...You're right. Everyone and everything disappeared."
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4538511
"Please hold Me Mr devil skeleton."
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>>4538514
Gay
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>>4538514
"Don't get too comfy. Now, how did this happen?"

A. Milton's actually the secret boss fight, he was void powers. He plans top silence that guy for snitching
B. [something else, pls insert plot]
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>>4538515
Probably.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4538517
A sounds fun.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4538517
A and Rasputin learns the secret of void powers by fighting him
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4538517
B. His powers are actually illusions and Rasputin breaks it by punching REAL HARD.
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>>4538522
"WELCOME TO MILTON'S WORLD, MOTHERFUCKERS"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4538528
Time to brawl.
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4538528
Let's get this over with quick, too much other plot going on. One real hard punch, steal powers, done.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4538530
ROLL 2d200
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Shieet, everyone's sucked into the void. Guess I can go sleep sleep and continue tomorrow.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4538551
Nah my internet's just crappy. Punch please.
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Rolled 87, 69 = 156 (2d100)

>>4538536
Buggerd my roll.
>>4538551
Have a good rest.
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>>4538554
>>4538556
D200 faaaagggssss
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4538561
Ouch, now go to bed Op.
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Rolled 9, 80 = 89 (2d100)

>>4538561
Apologies
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>>4538564
Still not 200.
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>>4538564
Really nigga
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4538569
Bed fucking time.
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>>4538569
Welp. Maybe I need to go to bed
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4538571
Yo what did I miss.
>>
>>4538575
Wait never mind the party's here
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>>4538575
Blobby's a blob and now we're fighting Milton.
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>>4538571
Indeed.

Time for Milton to go to sleep
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Rolled 153, 57 = 210 (2d200)

>>4538569
Just in case. To show I'm not entirely braindead
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>>4538581
Okay (as they say)
Schlaf gut
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4538581
"Wow this is like me of !at fever dream's."
>>
>>4538590
Hey, don't dis the fever dreams OP's about to have
>>
I'm very tired.
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>>4538595
Go to bed then
>>
>>4538599
Okay.
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>>4538589
>>4538590
>>4538595
>>4538599
Time for both OP and anons to go to sleep it seems.

See ya anons
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>>4538605
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>>4538605
Bye OP
I promise I'll do better next time
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>>4538608
> get off work earlier

> Still too late to play

Am I the Quattro?
>>
>>4538848
Depends on your alcoholism
>>
>>4540046
I'd call it *functional*
>>
6 hours
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>>4542773
HWat about it
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4543148
I don't know.
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>>4543153
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4543156
Faster.
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>>4543158
2fast4eyes
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4543162
Woah, Now let's check on Luke.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4543162

I wanna see what the Bettys are doing
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>>4543163
While Shotasniffer is fighting the big Fleshbob, Luke's clearing out its mutated flesh goons
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4543169
Wear their flesh as a hat.
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>>4543174
Strange fashion choice, anon
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4543180

URAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

FITE THE FLESHY THING!!!
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>>4543199
Troops are sent in to participate
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4543203
"This is all recorded live from HeroTV!"
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>>4543215
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4543218
In between roars of rage, Luke shills his restrauants
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>>4543218
>>4543221

"YES-- WE HAVE BURGERS--"

URAAAAAHHHHHH----

"FRIES-----"

URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---

"AND THE BEST CRAFT BEER THIS SIDE OF THE USSR---"

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4543222
>>4543218

forgot to roll
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>>4543223
"AND IF YOU HEAD ON DOWN NOW----RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---YOU'LL GET FREE DRINK REFILLS! ONLY ON WEEKENDS!"
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4543227
"I can't believe fucking Bobby is the one actually succeeding at being a villain"
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>>4543231
"Kinda makes me wanna drink my problems away. Maybe Quattro really was onto something"

"RIGHT?"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4543239
What's boy doing right now?
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4543239
Wait, isn't Bobby under Quattro?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4543227

FUCKING SPIN KICK FLESH BOB

dumb question: how did bobby become a flesh monster again? I was too busy paying attention to the moon subplot to remember.
>>
>>4543243
Blob thing fused with him then he continued to evolve then radiation stuff.
>>
>>4543243
He got fused with the flesh blob Chosen One brought back from his mission after he accidentally freed it from the tube by colliding with it at high speed from being punched by the fused Bettys.
See the island subplot.
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>>4543242
"Look man, what he did was not under my orders."
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4543250
Can you distract him, though, he would probably give his arms if you lost yours
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4543250
"Hey skeleton dude, can yeah help me fix my van?"
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>>4543253
"No anon, go away"
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>>4543253
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4543264
"How the fuck did that happen."
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4543264
Looks fine to me
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4543264

sock him before he hits the gas
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>>4543268
"But for real tho.Your brother, the big skeleton guy with the red cape. Appeared and punched the shit outta my dashboard. Then he started question my colleague and then suddenly they disappeared. Alongside the rest of my van"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4543270
Meanwhile Milton is getting bullied by good ol Rasputin.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4543270
And he's back with Milton's dead body
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>>4543272
"Why are you hiding in the void, Milton? Why are you hiding? What, so nobody can know you're the secret second in command of the conspiracy? No. I know why. It's because you're a fucking NEET. Antisocial friendless chump."

"s-stop it"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4543281
"I just want to have cool anime powers., So tell me now"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4543281
"I know fucking everything about you, from now on you take orders from ME, Milton."
"Dude, that's enough, he gave up after the first 5 minutes."
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>>4543285
"OH. Much apologies, Milton. I get too into it sometimes, ya know. They usually last longer so I guess I got too used to that. Sorry, eh?"

"mmmmmmmmnnnn"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4543295
"Hey look it's a cowboy mech."
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4543295
Milton told Rasputin about how Shadowlady paid the ones who didn't go on the moon to capture Bobby for experimentation
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>>4543298
goddamnit rasputin, why go that far, he's already broken
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>>4543298
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4543313
>>4543299
Meanwhile Quattro gets forced by the Betties to be bait for the FleshBob
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4543313
"Okay that's enough, Milton tell him why were chasing the meat giant."
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>>4543314
"We need you, Quattro"

"REALLY?! Then could it be?! Are you finally accepting your brother back, Betty?"

"As bait, yes"

"oh"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4543319
Luke walks up with a cool new hat.
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4543319
"All you have to do is to walk up to Bobby and say hi."
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>>4543321
"So you're the bait, Quattro?"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4543328
>>4543323
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>>4543329
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4543331
He won't hurt you at all, man, if it's Bobby in there he'll just hug you
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4543331
"You want my hat?"
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>>4543337
"T-thanks."
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4543347
make him wear a green suit as well
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4543347
Now let's see this great plan out into action.
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>>4543349
Alright, Quattro will head for the direction of the battle, distract FleshBob, allowing Shotasniffer a critical strike.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4543350
Wave to Bobby
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4543351
WILL IT WORK?!

Roll 2d100
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4543352
Okay.
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Rolled 35, 19 = 54 (2d100)

>>4543352
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>>4543354
Sadly, before Fleshbob can notice Quattro, a piece of rubble fell onto the Quatt
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4543355
Ouch, What's Robotist kid doing right now.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4543355
OH NO BOBBY YOU HURT QUATTRO
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>>4543357
"Uh hey, is the mecha ready yet? Looks like she could use some help"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4543362
All she needs to do is activate rage mode
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>>4543364
"Oh?"

"Yeah the mech is synced to her mental state. The angrier she is, the stronger it gets"
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4543365
"What about your mech?"
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4543365
And right now she's plenty angry
>>4543366
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>>4543366
"Something chewed through the wires, I'm fixing it"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4543372
did she activate rage mode yet
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>>4543373
What's activating is some bullshit that I gotta fucking attend to.

Thread suspend yes, will continue laters.
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>>4543381
>FUCK OP
no
>>
>>4543381
It's okay OP. We still love you.

Side note, anyone have that picture of the sexy SS?
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>>4546511
OP should be here soon to draw sexy pictures of Glorious Leader
>>
2 hours have passed
op has maybe died
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>>4546984
How sad
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4546985
well time to party
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4546985
Let's see the will.
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>>4546986
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4546989
FleshBob stomps on OP's gravee as he tries to run away
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4546989
I hope there are some hot chicks at this party
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4546989
Welp, time to check on hell wizard.
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4546989
do some zoomer floss dance on his grave to necromance OP
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4546989
GONE TOO SOON
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>>4546992
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4546993
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4546998
>>4546994
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4546998
well does it work?
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4546998
BBQ sauce time
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4546998
Kinda hot, I can't fap to this though OP
But I'll try
Also: activate rage mode
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4547008
Roll 2d100
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Rolled 31, 15 = 46 (2d100)

>>4547011
Okay.
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Rolled 44, 76 = 120 (2d100)

>>4547011
continue to fight and waste more post on other characters
>>
Rolled 28, 47 = 75 (2d100)

>>4547011
I suppose
>>
Rolled 58, 57 = 115 (2d100)

>>4547011
be necromance'd not into a skeleton but a zombie instead
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>>4547015
ouch
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>>4547013
FleshBob crushes the grave and everyone around it while fighting Equality Prime Mk.II
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4547022
Ouchie.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4547022
Shotasniffer rages, crushing FleshBob with Eq. Pr. Mk II, and crushing grave and everyone even more in the process
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4547022
Rasputin uses Marian's review of SRQ3 as a torture instrument for people not surrendering to him
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4547022
perform basic CBT on fleshbob

aka kick in the nuts
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>>4547027
"Alright. I'll be merciful and skip the 5 page foreword. Ahem. Super Robot Pilot Season 3 : A review by Marian G Kujo of the GSG. Book 1. Chapter 1...."

*screams of anguish*
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4547036
"Shut up Milton, you big fucking baby."
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4547036
NO. STOP.
Although if Rasputin can steal void powers this way...
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4547036
"MARK ALREADY KILLED HIMSELF"
"He was a dick though"
"Point."
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>>4547041
Milton's been completely dominated, he loses control of his void powers, allowing Rasputin to absorb them
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4547048
"And now to continue..."
Cut to Jeanne and Olessa searching for Quattro in the rubble
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4547048
"So can we finally leave this boring ass place?"
"Maybe."
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>>4547049
Quick, kids! Can ya find Quattro in the rubble?
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4547061
undah da rectangle.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4547061
"OH NO SISTER, OUR DEAR BROTHER HAS BEEN SQUISHED BY THE RUBBLE"
"HOW DARE YOU, MONSTER! YOU CAUSED THIS ACCIDENT TO BEFALL OUR BELOVED QUATTRO!"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4547061
Quattro is found and resumes being a distraction for FleshBob. Gonna show Bobby he's still the boss.
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>>4547064
This one?!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4547074
Yes
>>4547067
>>4547065
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>>4547075
Them SUBTLY yelling out Quattro's name got its attention
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4547094
Pump up the dramatic reaction and get Betty involved
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>>4547096
>100
That's especially dramatic
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>>4547102
Indeed.
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>>4547096
"HHHRRRMMM!"

"BOBBY!"

"eh"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4547114
"What do you mean you can't teleport us out of here Rasputin."
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4547114
Quattro asserts dominance (which threatens to quickly escalate to a Drunken Fist)
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>>4547123
"TIME TO STOP, BOBBY! GET DOWN THERE, IT'S TIME TO GO HOME"
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4547135
He gets kicked like a block away.
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4547135
>>4547139
"He" meaning FleshBob. By Shotasniffer
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4547139
>>4547143
Roll 2d100

Outcome determines who gets kicked
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Rolled 93, 84 = 177 (2d100)

>>4547145
>100 again... shiiiet
MORE DRAMA
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Rolled 53, 65 = 118 (2d100)

>>4547145
Quattro's gonna be fucking ripping a hole though someone's house.
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>>4547147
OH NO! THE FLESH BLOB IS CONTROLLING BOBBY TOO MUCH! HE KICKED QUATTRO THROUGH SEVERAL BUILDINGS!
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4547162
Let's take a quick break.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4547162
This just makes Quattro mad
...It also makes Shotasniffer mad
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>>4547164
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4547175
Okay back to Rasputin, Milton and Mark.
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>>4547178
>>
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4547187
Wow, very cool, Now to shotasniffer.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4547187
>>4547189
Shotasniffer is generally pissed
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>>4547191
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4547206
That's some excellent rage there.
Time to kick Quattro back through a building so hard that when he collides with FleshBob it knocks FleshBob through a building
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Rolled 655 (1d1000)

>>4547213
Roll 2d1200

+200 bonus
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Rolled 879, 1133 = 2012 (2d1200)

>>4547221
Okay.
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>>4547223
Shotasniffer sends both Quattro and Fleshbob careening through the city, smashing through multiple buildings and demolishing the area
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4547226
ELBOW SLAM FLESHBOB WITH THE FORCE OF A THOSUAND SUNS
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4547226
Meanwhile Quattro has gone Super-Saiyan and punches FleshBob in midair
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Rolled 113 (1d1000)

>>4547232
Roll 2d1200

+200 bonus
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Rolled 1099, 541 = 1640 (2d1200)

>>4547268
>autowin
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 276, 182 = 458 (2d1200)

>>4547268
Okay.
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Rolled 736, 129 = 865 (2d1200)

>>4547268
that's a BOOM
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>>4547269
And now....it's almost AM. So OP will now go pass out and will continue thread....whenever it continues.

Updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4546919
Very late but...
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4549472
Do it.
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>>4549474
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4549476
So what characters have we not checked up on.
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>>4549478
Anybody's that's unaccounted for can be explained away as "currently aboard Ivanov's ship, watching the battle unfold"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4549488
Okay, now who did we catch?
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>>4549494
Catch?
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4549504
That guy who slammed into the boat when we were at the island.
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>>4549506
Ah yes of course!. One of Fleshbob's mutated goons, perhaps?
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4549512
Alrighty, let's get back to the fight.
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>>4549513
After your devastating elbow drop. The giant flesh beast writhes in agony. It has sustained so much damage that it's having trouble maintaining its form!
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No one else seems to be up huh?
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>>4549526
Indeed. And it's 1AM too over here. So try again tomrrow then?

NIghty night
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>>4549529
See yeah Op.
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I personally stopped listening to NAP from since he no longer draws princess or casual orcs
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>>4549706
Huh?
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>>4549762
HUH?
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>>4549768
Uhu?
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>>4549706
YOu'll get your damn princesses when the adventure has princesses in it
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>>4550399
10 hours
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>>4552388
Oh hey bro.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4552401
Let's see how Rasputin is doing.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4552401
Keep thinking of ways to bully Quattro
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>>4552402
"Ah good, back to the battle"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4552412
He gets accidentally backhanded back into the portal.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4552412
Right besides ken
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>>4552420
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4552427
So, you have any idea how to remove the mutant's hostility?
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4552427
Rasputin gets in on the action and punches BobFlesh, while Ken fires up the orbital laser
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4552427
"So who's winning?"
"Shotasniffer but Blobbys turning it back to his favor."
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Rolled 697 (1d1000)

>>4552430
"Phew...I was sure he was gonna ask about that whole deal with setting up a date for him with that heroine"

NOw roll 2d2000

+150 bonus
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Rolled 1172, 947 = 2119 (2d2000)

>>4552437
Okay.
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Rolled 194, 1964 = 2158 (2d2000)

>>4552437
Call out to Ken that you still haven't forgotten
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>>4552439
Rasputin punches Fleshbob! Staggering him and pushing him right into the path of the orbital laser!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4552454
LET'S GO FOR THE ULTIMATE FINISHING ATTACK WITH SHOTASNIFFER'S SWORD
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4552454
"NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"
The other mutants rush to combine to it!
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Rolled 1046 (1d2000)

>>4552458
Roll 2d2000
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Rolled 1042, 723 = 1765 (2d2000)

>>4552471
Shotasniffer plays mutant whackamole
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Rolled 580, 62 = 642 (2d2000)

>>4552471
>>4552474
NIGGA YOU AIN'T ROLLING GOOD ENOUGH
URAH
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Rolled 909, 22 = 931 (2d1000)

>>4552471

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
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Rolled 33, 31 = 64 (2d2000)

>>4552471
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>>4552474
>>4552475
>>4552476
>>4552477
:(
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>>4552475
>>4552476
>>4552477
>The fuck are you rollin
Maybe Dicegod was absorbed into Fleshblob
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>>4552474
As the flesh consolidates, it's dice has been increased to a d1769 with a bonus of 323
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4552496
He then does the exact wrong thing.
Angering Shotasniffer
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4552496
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO COMMUNISM
MECHASUPLEX
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>>4552500
"Shotacon is a shit fetish"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4552503
Uh oh.
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>>4552505
Shotasniffer gets even angrier....and OP gotta head out for a bit, be back in around 30 minutes or so
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>>4552507
OP's just gonna buy some cigarettes from the store
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4552507 >>4552503
Quietly light up one of OPs cigarettes >>4552508
THEN MECHASUPLEX WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE >>4552501
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>>4552508
Aaaany day now
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4552549
"Simon, stop shilling OP's merch"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4552549
hey, get back to work OP
SHOTASNIFFER'S ANGER FULLY POWERS EQUALITY PRIME V2 TO MAX POWER
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nyeh
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>>4552554
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4552576
"...well, Bobby's dead."
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4552576
Use ballet moves to keep fleshbob off balance!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4552576
So angry she is literally smoking
>>4552510
>>4552578
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>>4552576
super robot pilot season 5 promo music starts playing
my Jam Project
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4552587
>>4552576
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Rolled 1243 (1d1769)

>>4552580
ROLL 1d2000

FleshBob has +323
Shotasniffer has + 400
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Rolled 593 (1d2000)

>>4552590
nyeh
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Rolled 1958 (1d2000)

>>4552590
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Rolled 364 (1d2000)

>>4552590
>>4552580 >>4552587 more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chOtemRAYNc
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>>4552594
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrOySCZrNMU&ab_channel=MisterBlue
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>>4552597
This isn't ballet at all
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>>4552600
yea, it's better
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>>4552593
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4552608
The cheers of the people breaks the FleshBob's morale as he keeps getting hammered.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4552608
Sissonne and jeté into another definately-not-sexy headcrushing thighhold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK5FoLgpf4k
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Rolled 1100 (1d1769)

>>4552612
"Another thigh crush?"

ROLL 1d2000

FleshBob has +323
Shotasniffer has + 400
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Rolled 1364 (1d2000)

>>4552613
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Rolled 714 (1d2000)

>>4552613
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>>4552614
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4552618
Yeah, rip bobby
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4552618
>>4552619
"SIS, TAKE THIS"
Lily throws the magic sword to Shotasniffer to finish him off
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4552618
Now actually crush his fucking head >>4552619 >>4552620
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>>4552619
"What a way to go"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4552624
"Why does she hate Bobby so much anyway"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4552624
But is he dead?? We shall not rest until the fleshcorpse has been incinerated!
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>>4552628
"There's a chance that Bobby's merely being used as a core for the fleshy abomination, ya know. I've been there, Rasputin, it aint pretty. But that also means he could actually just be a victim in all of this"

"Of course. Quattro. But if Bobby survives or not also depends on if Sis decides to completely atomize the fleshbob or not"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4552636
>>4552626
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4552636
I feel like bobby can handle it
He is better than Mark anyway
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4552636
>>4552637 time to get out the Big Book of Lore
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Rolled 202 (1d1769)

>>4552639
"Indeed"
ROLL 1d2000

FleshBob has +323
Shotasniffer has + 400
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Rolled 1348 (1d2000)

>>4552656
See, he is fiiiiine
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Rolled 172, 1020 = 1192 (2d2000)

>>4552656
completely ok, not squashed
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Rolled 1049 (1d2000)

>>4552656
Pierce the heavens Bobby we believe in you
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Rolled 1609 (1d2000)

>>4552656
>>4552658
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>>4552657
Of course! Equality Prime Mk.II squeezed the FleshBob so hard, that the pressure caused the entire thing to explode! Launching Bobby from deep within its core out!
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4552664
He crashes right into a group of heroes who recognize him from his sun shirt
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>>4552665
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4552668
they beat him up
the rest of the siblings watch
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>>4552669
And with that crisis resolved. This episode is happy end. yey

Updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

See you next time woooooo
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>>4552677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB0Uiq4NTs0
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>>4552677
got a bit distracted
thanks for bread, OP
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>>4552677

Thanks for the bread OP, even though I couldn’t participate as much as I wanted to.



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