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>>4482313
I'm so goddamn bored.

I think I've forgotten what is done for fun.

What is fun?

Why won't anyone come to try their might against me? I just want a super powerful human to try and take me on so I can kidnap them and make them my husband.
Or kill them.

Whatever.

So bored.

>>4482316
>Kidnap a Princess so when a hottie comes to save her we cuff them instead

Based another draw quest

>>4482316
>Find a Princess to kidnap

>>4482316
Go steal a princess from another dragon. The the hero and dragon will both come to you

>>4482316
Is your dungeon fun though? Why would any adventurers want to delve your dungeon if it is just bog standard, or worse yet, completely lacking in buildup?

>>4482316
Go capture a princess(male)

Pop open a pringles can while you ponder your next move.

Check the treasure. Maybe you have a copy of Mario Kart in there.

>>4482316
Maybe tales of those kobold servants some other dragons like to use have gotten out, and as a result, people have gotten the wrong impression about scaly terrors like yourself? It's not a big stretch to think that maybe people are just ignorant of what an imposing figure you are. Perhaps a personal visit to the kingdom for some looting and pillaging will get you back on their minds?

Actually, what's the deal with those chicken dudes.

Are they like super big minions? Or are you a human sized dragon?

What even is scale?

You need to put yourself out there, Umbra. Fly around, boast of your treasure, maybe steal some cattle and burn some fields. You know, dragony things!

>>4482316
>Go capture a princess(male)

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>>4482346
I kidnapped some chickens thinking that the farmers would petition the king to have them returned. They have not so now they live here.

ALSO I AM A GIANT FEROCIOUS DRAGON.

But my giant form is very tiring. This is to save energy. I'm 4'2 in this form which I have read is a perfectly average height for a female.

>>4482342
>>4482334
>>4482333
>>4482327
>>4482326
>>4482323
...

I AM A GENIUS

If the people won't come to me I'll steal one of the people! I amaze myself sometimes with my awesome thoughts!

Yesssss.... I can see it now... The king's cries of terror as his precious daughter is taken away in the clutches of a fearsome shadow dragon. Hehehehehe....

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>>4482316
>capture a king and force him to play mario kart with you (or anything you have, really - wii party, duck game, gin rummy, shrades, etc.)
princesses are overrated, let's get this lady a dapper specimen

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>>4482337
... I dare not touch that cursed thing again. This is the last time I take a relic from alternate realities.

I have lost much of my time and gained much of my current weight by spending a few years playing the 'Marios' and the 'Zeldas'.

Never again.

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>>4482333
It's loads of fun!

NOW
The important question is what kind of princess do I steal?

The ones from the really rich kingdoms do tend to attract trouble. Or they're horrendously spoiled.
The last thing I need is the king paying some level 25 wizard asshole to come to my castle and cast Death on me.

That'd suck and reincarnating takes ages.

But if it's too poor of a princess I might get like... Some dude with a pitchfork. And that's no fun for anyone.

There's so many princess types out there to choose from...

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>>4482357
>I'm 4'2 in this form which I have read is a perfectly average height for a female.
But a female what?

Are there even any kings these days?

I'd say go out and fly around and get the lay of the land.

But you just know if you do that that's when someone will sneak in and try and steal your treasure.

>>4482365
>Take the prettiest princess they attract people no matter what

>>4482365
>steal a kobold/goblin princess (or whatever important figurehead they have)
they're weak, but very numerous. killing them in droves will be loads of fun.

>>4482365
>>4482355
This.

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>>4482365
>The ones from the really rich kingdoms do tend to attract trouble. Or they're horrendously spoiled.
Gotcha: Avoid druish princesses

>>4482365
Clearly you need to kidnap a princess from a country of strong warriors!
That way even if the princess herself isn't tough, you're likely to draw some nice warriors without having to worry too much about mages.

>>4482365

Have you attempted to train the chickens? A small army of land bound birds could be useful.

>>4482368
+1

What do you like in a knight? Elvish princesses are a classic, but their knights are a mixed bag. Maybe something unusual? Nagas? Amazons? Driders?

>>4482365
>>4482368 would be our best bet.

>>4482369
The entire point of the (male) is metaknowledge, no character in-universe would know until it's too late.

>>4482378
Organise the chickens into an adventuring party (Fighter, Bard, Wizard) and send them out to raid a dungeon while you deal with the Princess situation

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All excellent ideas... A pretty... Goblin... Strong... Princess???

Do those even exist?
Dammit I think we may need to narrow these down even further..

Strong would mean great warriors could come and try and fight me. I know there's amazon princesses. But they'll just send a buncha buff lady warriors at me.

And I'm not gay. I think. I don't know. It's been a while.

If I go after a super pretty princess I could have a bunch of really dedicated knights after me. Those tend to have the strongest resolve and are fun to fight.

Goblins are kinda runty but there's lots of them. Might end up just being wave after wave of enemies. That could be interesting.

>>4482381
Driders are gross. I'm not too picky when it comes to knights though. I just want someone tough. Elves are fast but a bit fragile.

This is harder than I thought...

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>>4482367
>>4482378
>>4482388
Also are you implying that I haven't already done that?

You have no idea how much free time I've had on my hands.

>>4482392
>Go for the pretty princess

>>4482392
We should probably look for a princess that doesn't really care about the whole "knight in shining armor" schtick, so we don't end up on the receiving end of a royal revenge plot 30 years later.

>>4482391
Kidnap a giant princess. Giants don't hire wizards, and they'd send a big manly warrior you could fight mano a mano. And if that's too big I guess it's time to experiment with the amazons.

>>4482392
>goblin princess!

>>4482391

Well, bear in mind, when you kidnap a pretty princess, the knights are going to come for her and getting them to switch their eyes over to you might be hard... Do you have a form that's slightly more impressive in the getting guys to notice you sort of way?

>>4482406
you mean like an enormous dragon?

>pretty princess

Maybe like an elemental Princess?

You know, like a flame prncess, or an ice princess?

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>>4482406
What are you trying to say about my looks, punk?
Also I'll have you know that my other form is a GIANT FUCKING DRAGON THAT IS BIGGER THAN A HOUSE.

If that doesn't get someone's attention I don't know WHAT will.

>>4482412
Yeah!

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>>4482427
Alright so let's narrow it down... We want someone pretty! That's a certainty.
That will get the people's attention.

Now... If we take out normal humans...

Hmm, okay!

The big question...

Goblin or Amazon princess? Note this is just a rough approximation of what the princess will look like.

>>4482430
Goblin! Little green waifu.

>>4482430
Amazon!
They'll surely be strong, they may even be enough of a fight themselves, and not even need any warriors

>>4482430
Let's start smol with a goblin princess

>>4482430
Amazon

>>4482430
>goblin princess!

>>4482430
Amazon. You could stand to be a little more active.

>>4482430
Amazon!

>>4482430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8R8NGUscY

>>4482430
>Goblin

poll closed

>>4482430
Pretty goblin is must

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>>4482437
The hell are you implying, huh? HUH?
If you weren't my own internal thoughts I'd ea-kill you!

Looks like it's Amazon time!

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>>4482449
NOW BEHOLD
MY DRAGON FORM
MY AMAZING POWER
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>>4482452
Hmm.

This may be a problem.

How come that doesn't show up when you're small? Can you make a mixed form that's a little more aerodynamic?

>>4482453
Time to hook up the chickens to the sled

>>4482453
>shift your mass into your wings
>if that fails, you could always burn the fat off running there

>Go to our smol form but with wings

>>4482453
pffft

>>4482453
DAMN you're THICC Dragon neat ain't ya?

>>4482453
Right then, let's get rolling.

>>4482465
maybe even literally

>>4482453
Let's try >>4482459.

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>>4482455
It does show up... My clothes are just a bit loose and I wear my wing cloak so...

I blame the alternate world snacks.

WHATEVER!
IT DOESN'T MATTER!
I DON'T NEED MY DRAGON FORM!

>>4482465
>>4482466
>>4482462
>>4482460
FUCK YOU!

>>4482467
>>4482459
Good idea!

>She makes her wings sprout. They're absolutely massive but they can easily lift her smaller form into the air.

Haha! I'm a genius!
Alright, off we go! For real this time!

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>>4482474
>FUCK YOU!
That would solve part of your problem, yes.

>>4482474
How you doing Larro?

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>>4482476
CEASE

>She takes off into the air and flies off to the Amazon Kingdom. They're known for their raiding of other villages to pilfer supplies and sometimes men.

>She lands with a loud thump and retracts her wings, alarming several nearby citizens of the kingdom.

Haaa....
Haaaaa.....

I... May need... To work out....

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>>4482481
Quick! Don't look at their abs, it'll make you jealous

Make some outrageous demands for tribute and catch your breath. Inedible tributes.

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>>4482481
>>4482487
Why would I g-
What the fuck!?

"Excuse me, child." An Amazon says, "Are you lost?"

akshjlhasfdljasfkldskas

WHY ARE THEY SO TALL!?
I WAS LIED TO

FUCK

WHAT DO I DO!?

>>4482491
You clearly need a training montage.

>>4482491
>Ask them to get you into shape and THEN kidnap the princess

>>4482481
>They're known for their raiding of other villages to pilfer supplies and sometimes men.
Wait what? I thought Amazon Kingdom was that big merchant kingdom that allows you to order by magic and they have a dragon deliver it to you.

>>4482491
Go ahead and introduce yourself.

>>4482491
Ask for direction to the nearest princess

>>4482509
>>4482496
>>4482498
these

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>>4482509
>>4482514
>>4482489
"I am Umbralelialum! I am the Elder Dragon of Shadows! I have come for your princess! Bring her to me and your greatest treasures and I shall spare your pitiful lives!"

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>>4482537

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>>4482491
Just take a moment to catch your breath before you answer. You need that stuff to give long, threatening monologues.

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>>4482541
Quick, find their fiercest warrior and sit on them. Make them tremble before your indomitable bulk.

>>4482541
...yeah. You got thrown out by a couple of nobodies, and you think you can fight their best? Fat chance (pun intended). Go full dragon and make them regret their actions, or go home and cry into a cake, your choice.

>>4482541
Wait, did they just kick us out?

>>4482541
This is sad and now I'm sad. Let's go back and drown our sorrows in twinkies.

>Ok training montage can't get a hubby if we're fat

>>4482541
Come back in a clever disguise! dragons are not only known for their power but their cunning as well

>>4482541
>seek out a wizard who will can make you tall and fit with MAGYKS!
we certainly have enough riches to entice them with
>>4482549
pfft who needs hard work? let's just take a shortcut, what could go wrong?

>>4482541
These Amazons already go out and raid for men right? Why should we do the work?
Apologize and try to strike a deal with their Princess- a sizable chest of gold for every suitor they send us.

>>4482541
I mean it could be worse. You could have transformed into a dragon and been dribbled like an oversized basketball

>>4482553
No, we worked HARD for that gold!

>>4482549
actually, sure i'll go with this one. we can always leave the wizard as a backup.

>>4482541
>time for the workout montage

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GRRAHDAKFJSDKLFJADJKAS

EVEN MY INTERNAL VOICES MOCK ME
THOSE BITCHES

I'LL SHOW THEM

I'LL SHOW THEM HOW POWERFUL AN ELDER DRAGON CAN BE!

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>>4482562
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THEY ROLLED ME DOWN A HILL!
THIS IS THE WORST DAY
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE GONE OUTSIDE

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>>4482566
Huh, you really did go and cry into a cake. Well, at least you can follow instructions, I guess.

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>>4482566
>>4482570
I TRIED

I also followed some other sound advice and called upon help.

>Umbra hears a knock at the base of the tower and goes downstairs. A rune mage stands on the other side of the door. She welcomes the lady in and explains her problem to her.

"I see," The mage says, "So you wish to kidnap a princess but a long period of isolation has left you... Bereft of your normal physical might. And you wish for me to change that?"

"Correct."

"Well, I certainly can. For a price. But, I must warn you that due to the nature of your species any spells I cast will only last for a day. Maybe even less."

"A day is all I need."

"Hmm... Very well. What kind of changes would you like me to work upon your form, miss?"

>>4482574
You want abs to put amazons to shame. And to be taller. And bigger horns. A lot of biggity in general!

>>4482574
"I want to be able to catch any man I see! So give me an absolutely mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, ginormous pair of biceps

>>4482574
Take all that mass and redistribute it into a bigger, stronger dragon. We'll show those amazons what for!

>>4482574
GIVE ME COOL GLOWING EYES

>>4482574
Princess detection abilities

>>4482574
>a motivation spell
if we get the motivation to do a training montage we can stay fit even after the spell wears off

>>4482574
>>4482577 but not >>4482578.

>>4482574
This >>4482577

>>4482589
if a single day was enough time to get fit,a lot more people would be

>>4482574
>Abs, Tall, Hot.

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"I want everything bigger! Uh... Except my belly! And I want abs! I wanna be super hot!"

>She continues to describe her ideal form. The woman nods as she talks and takes notes.

>Once the dragon is done explaining the mage works her magic and casts the spell.

"It's complete," The mage says, "I was able to actually store much of the fat in your tail so that made the spell a bit more stable."

"Haha! Look at me! I'm amazing! Yes, this form accurately represents my true might!"

"Indeed. And this should even carry over to dragon form. Now, my fee for a spell that could break through an Elder Dragon's natural defense is 120,000 gold."

>>4482602
That's... everything we have, isn't it.

Will she accept payment in legendary weapons?

>>4482602
Thats a big number. Do we have that big a number?

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>>4482603
>>4482604
It's... A lot.

"Do you accept artifacts in compensation?"

"I'm sorry, only cold hard gold."

...
I may have to murder the witch.

>>4482603
Wait, no it isn't.

>>4482602
C...can I give you a IOU?

>>4482602
Can you, like, kidnap the mage? She seems like the type knights will queue up to rescue. Also you wouldn't have to leave your home. Or pay her. What could possibly go wrong?

>>4482602
>.... workout it is

>>4482602
She gets paid AFTER the duration is over. She's not leaving and then the spell cheaps out

>>4482612
this works too

>>4482607
The law says that payment for services must be negotiated beforehand.
This witch is trying to break the law and force you into payment.
Report her the the authorities.

>>4482607
I can hear the credit card declined noise from here

>>4482607
>>4482617

Let the wizard police take her to wizard jail!

Point out you don't want to sacrifice too much of the cold hard cash that is your bed. Because you're a big, scary dragon.

Perhaps she'd consider a relic of an alternate reality as a partial payment at least?

>>4482607
Princesses have gold, right? Obviously this is just an investment in your hostage-taking abilities. Besides, you were in it for the hunk, not the junk!

>>4482607
Kidnap the witch to make sure the spell doesn't cheap out.

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>>4482619
SHE'S NEVER GETTING MY NINTENDO.

>>4482612
>>4482616
>>4482620

"Yes, well, you see... There is a slight problem with that."

"Oh, please don't tell me you don't have the gold miss dragon. I can -see- it."

"Yes, but, you have broken wizarding laws. You cast a spell on me without previously agreeing on compensation."

"Urk-!"

"Sooooo, I don't mind paying you. 10,000 gold. When the spell ends."

"... You are cruel."

"I could just make it 0 gold."

".... 50,000 gold. Upon the end of the spell."

"20,000. And honestly I'm feeling generous at that."

"... Very well. I will be back in 24 hours to collect payment."

"Yeah, good. That's what I thought."

>The mage bows and leaves.

Holy shit that worked.
I was bluffing the whole time. Being ripped is awesome!

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>>4482625
You made sure she isn't level 25 before pulling this trick, right? Didn't we explicitly worry about level 25 Wizards?

>>4482631
Don’t worry, she’s a witch. Witches are all about observing laws like guest right and all that other stuff.

Unless she’s one of those witches who purposefully appears weak and foolish and grants someone’s innermost desires in order to teach them a very ironic lesson about something. That would be very worrying, if true.

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>>4482631
Pfft. I'm sure it's fine! What's the worst that could happen?

Now, if you'll excuse me I have a Princess to kidnap!

>And with that she flies off. When she lands near the Amazon kingdom it is with a much more forceful thud. She rises and places her hands on her hips.

"I am Umbralelialum! I am the Elder Dragon of Shadows! I have come for your princess! Bring her to me and your greatest treasures and I shall spare your pitiful lives!"

"... Aren't you that fat demon child we kicked out?"

>>4482637
They're on to you, panic!

>>4482637
>Beat them up and then take the princess
>Ask if she has any hot brothers

>>4482637
I'm not fat! I'm big boned! my father Rugalex the deceiver told me so!

>>4482637
WRONG ANSWER

>>4482637
Hide the pain. Kidnap the princess.

>>4482637
You're not fat, you were... curvy! And call them rude for saying that, especially if they're willing to call someone they think is a child fat!

>>4482637
You were just testing them. Instead of taking pity on the poor child, you left them alone in the cold and then rolled them down a hill! That’s no way to treat a child!

Now they will feel the pain that they do casually inflicted upon others!

>>4482637
Wrong Answer! WRONG ANSWER. You were supposed to Say Nothing, but you Did Nothing. How am I supposed to put you in my sniper sights if you do nothing and then Puhchick, Pachunk, BAM! Ded

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>>4482644
>Pain hidden.

>>4482642
Yeah! My dad would never lie! He said it's perfectly normal for dragons to have some extra padding!

These bastards!

"You fools. You foolish fools. I was just testing you! Instead of taking pity on that poor child you left them all alone in the cold and rolled them down a hill! And called them fat! That is no way to treat a child!

NOW YOU SHALL REAP WHAT YOU SOW!"

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>>4482656
>>4482656 (You)
>Umbra takes on her dragon form and smashes through the walls of the kingdom. Spears are thrown against her and swords try to cut her hide. None can pierce her tough flesh. With her stomach no longer dragging her down she is able to leap and crush buildings. Her mighty tail destroys walls, towers, and people.

>She roars and breathes out shadow. All who are caught in it drop, caught in a deep sleep.

EASY! TOO EASY!

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DOUBTING THE MIGHT OF A DRAGON!

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>>4482659
"BRING ME THE PRINCESS!" Umbra shouts.

>The Kingdom goes silent. A woman approaches.

"The princess is here you overgrown lizard." The woman says.

... What the hell is she wearing? I think I can see her nipples.
Is this the prettiest amazon!?

The hell!

>>4482660
"So, are you an exhibitionist? Like, I appreciate what I see, but damn girl, put some clothes on."

>>4482660
aren't princesses supposed to be small? and Like tea parties and wearing frilly dresses? not carry giant clubs?

>>4482660
Yoink her and get out of there

You can dress her up once you capture her! Fiiiiight.

>>4482660
Wait, does she mean that SHE is the princess? Or does she mean that the princess is around here somewhere and that this amazon before us is a Herald if some sort?

>>4482660
No time for deliberation, kidnap her now!

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"... So are you like... Actually the princess or her bodyguard or something? Cause I thought princesses were supposed to be small and cute and you're-"

>BAM.
>Umbra is sent reeling after the Princess leaps forward and smashes her in the face.

"I -am- the Princess!" The Amazon shouts.

OW! THAT ACTUALLY HURT.

>>4482677
It’s time to flex your might, magical and otherwise!

Try to take control of her shadow and have it trip her up or disarm her! Then overwhelm her with your own considerable physical might!

>>4482677
Oh, it's on!
>Destroy her club, then try to put her to sleep with your breath

>>4482677
Told you to just grab her and go

>>4482677
Catch her ridiculously oversize weapon and swing her around by it. What is, this, Monster Hunter?

>>4482688
I think that "mount" has a different meaning here

>>4482677
Grab n go!

>>4482677
Wait, this presents an opportunity. A princess that likes fighting can be her own undoing. Sure, you can fight her all the way to your place while trying to carry her... or issue a challenge, and know that she'll go willingly. You could even go take the goblin princess while you wait!

>>4482677
SLEEP BREATH A GO GO BABY

-Food break-

>>4482677
Use your tongue attack
Tongue attacks are known to be super effective against princesses

>>4482677
Time yo grab her and kidnap. Cackle as you flee daring any to steal the beautiful princess before you marry her.

Go full bowser, girl

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>Umbra just opens her mouth and fires some sleep breath. That knocks the Princess out instantly.

Yeah, fighting fair is for mortals.

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>>4482742
>Umbra just grabs the Princess and flies away. There are cries of dismay from below. People begging and pleading. A few arrows bounce off of her scales.

Hahahaha..... HAHAHAHA!

YESSSSS

THIS IS THE FEELING I MISSED! THE TERROR. THE RESPECT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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>>4482747
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaa

Haaaaaa....

...

What do I do with her now?

>>4482749
>Kidnap her of course. Take her to our tower and watch the hot guys roll in!

>>4482749
Yes. Now enjoy the constant stream of challengers trying to rescue her... from a nation comprised entirely of females. We didn't think this through, did we?

>>4482749
Dress her in a frilly dress, and brush her hair. Also figure out how to make snacks and sweets, princesses like those, got to keep her healthy! food you like is the healthiest right?

>>4482749
Throw her a tea party to lul her into a false sense of security
Princesses love tea parties
If that fails strap her into a chair and force her to play Mario cart with you until some hot knight shows up to save her

>>4482749
>First of all, find dome decent clothes for her
>Prepare your dungeon and her prison cell. This one is feisty, don't want her to run off once she wakes up and we won't be in condition to catch her again tomorrow.

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>>4482751
Hehehehehehe.HEHEHEHEHE

>>4482752
HEHEHEHEAaaaah shit.

Fuck.

That's right.

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>>4482767
And since you bested the Amazon princess now she is your bridem

Enjoy~

>>4482767
The only solution is to be gay
or ask her how to attract guys, idk man, you did this, you figure it out

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>>4482771
Pfft. Everyone knows that's a myth!

>>4482753
My food is indeed the best food. I can hardly get enough of it. All imported from alternate realities, of course. Have you ever heard of the Little Debbie cakes?

Cake of the gods.

>>4482762
I will find her some clothes because wow this outfit is awful.

>After finding her a proper princess-like outfit, Umbra takes the Princess to a dungeon that is fitted with adamantine bars and walls. She sits outside the cell and waits for the woman to wake up.

>She is drowsy at first but when she sees Umbra she snaps to attention. She rushes at the bars and attempts to pry them off to no avail. She glares at Umbra.

"You..."

"Me."

"Foul monster. Just because you defeated me in combat in one blow, thus making us married, does not mean you have won my heart. I will never give in to you."

"Yes, I did defeat you i-wait what."

"Ravage me all you like! I will never give in!"

"N-no, that's not-"

"And when your guard is down I will slay you and bathe in your blood!"

"What the hell lady!"

>>4482777
Tell her that she's not getting ravished in any way unless you're a lot more gay than you think you are. Unless, of course, she might happen to know of any strapping young men who might be interested in rescuing her?

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>>4482773
>The secrets of hot sexy abs! Hand them over!

>>4482777
>So, uh, do you have a brother?

>>4482777
She probably could use a bath though.

>>4482777
Oh no, your wife is grumpy. You should give her some presents.

>>4482767
i mean it's not like nobody's gonna come rescue her, she is the princess after all, and even if they don't, there's still those rich goblins.
for now though, we should find something that can contain that beast of a princess. Maybe a particularly high mesa or crag? She can survive a lot from the her looks, but nobody survive a bone-crushing fall.

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>>4482777
No I'm not gay. Even if I read a few of those other world mahangas about girls loving girls before

>>4482777
>>4482785
woops, didn't update.
>"I'll renounce our marriage, IF you give me 50,000 gold!"
>consider kidnapping the goblin princess as well, they should have lots of stolen treasure

>>4482777
Look, we didn't sign a prenup, if she just files a divorce we can take half her stuff and call it an afternoon.

>>4482777
She'll interrupt whatever you say, so make it loud, short and to the point. "NOT MARRIED!" Then you can go on and tell her this is all a ploy to find worthy husbands for you both (but she can remain single if she wants)

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"NOT MARRIED!" Umbra shouts. The Amazon finally shuts up. "We are... Not married. You are not my wife... You are my prisoner! Your only job here is to sit in this cell, look pretty, and wait for a hot guy to come rescue you so that I can fight/seduce him!"

>>4482779
Look, I'm not saying no to a cute girl but she is... Not cute. At all. She's very angry and want to wash her.

"I see... Your scheme is more evil than I thought... Well, I'm afraid to say there are no men in my village. Your dreams were ruined before they even began."

"Ha! Then I'll just tell them to send other hired men! You don't understand, Princess! I am a genius! I am a beautiful, amazing, sexy-"

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>>4482812
>Poof.

>The spell wears off.

>The Princess stares in horror.

"This is the state of my wife!?" She says. "No, no! This will not do! Look at you! You are short and flabby! This has to be fixed!"

Why did the spell have to wear off at the worst moment. And HOW DARE SHE CALL ME FLABBY!

>>4482816
HELP WE'RE BEING BULLIED

>>4482816
>FIX ME!

>>4482816
Look, she's right. Just take the opportunity, she's your property and she can make you be as awesome as you just were but permanently. Also, that mage is getting 5k max, the spell was a dud.

>>4482816
>Please make me hot again. I need a personal trainer

>>4482816
>my wife
Set her straight. She's the wife, you're the husband.

>>4482816
Tell her about the Witch. Seems like her magic didn't hold up. A base of exercise with your new bride and your bride supplimenting it with the witch being your new pet will do.

>>4482816
So much for 24 hours, that waa like 8 hours MAX
Damn witch scammed us
And you princess need to learn some manners! How dare you call someone as fabulous as us "short" and "Flabby"! We are the epitome of GapMoe!

>>4482816
Okay, but how is she going to fix the short part?

Yeah, what exactly does she intend to do about you being short?

>>4482816
>"Fix me? I thought you wanted to kill me or something."
>"And I'm NOT your wife!"

>>4482816
P-pls no bully

>>4482827
a stepping stool perhaps?

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That damn witch! She's not getting a copper out of me!

"I am not flabb-wait you can make me not short?"

"No. But I can get rid of all that fat. My wife will not be seen in such a condition."

"I am not your wife!"

"Fine, husband."

"That-! Is only moderately better! But fine! Despite the fact that I am literally perfection incarnate I will allow you to try and improve me!"

"... First step is admitting you're fat."

"I'm not fat! Don't bully me! Just fix this!"

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>>4482844
First step is making the witch your minion. Then you can be fit and tall on demand.

Just nully her with nonsense about broken contracts making her belong to you. You're a dragon after all.

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>And that is how the Bored Dragon became the Unwillingly Married Dragon. The Amazon Princess set the Dragon on a strict workout schedule and in exchange for wearing a dress no one was allowed to try to rescue her until Umbra became fit again. To that end Umbra put a massive seal on her tower preventing anyone from disturbing her.

>It has only been a few days but Umbra already feels like she wants to die

>At least she's not bored anymore.

>Though she does get the feeling she's forgetting something very important...

The End

Thanks for reading everyone, I really wanted to dip my feet back into the questing scene. Some of you may know me as Larro and for those that don't I hope you enjoyed the quest!

Will Bored Dragon return? Maybe. It was meant to be a one-shot but if I come up with more ideas for her sure. Will I be questing again? Definitely.

Thanks for reading!

>>4482847
Thanks for running man, this was rather enjoyable. What other quests have you run?

>>4482847
It was good to have you back, Larro

>>4482847
it was awesome

>>4482847
Thanks for running! Glad to see you again.

>>4482847
Good show

Glad she finally has someone to play Mario Kart with.

>>4482849
>>4482848
>>4482850
>>4482852
>>4482853
Glad to be back and double glad you guys had fun.
If I had to pick another work of mine to dive into I would suggest Hero Quest.
It's fairly long but it's complete
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hero%20Quest%20Rena

>>4482856
MAQ will always have a place in my heart

>>4482856
i would absolutely love to see this quest continue. you are talented, my dude

>>4482860
yeah, same. I love umbra and her accidental wife

>>4482860
+

>>4482860
As a fan of them, the quest they linked might have some more of the stuff you like.

>>4482856
Is there a list of your quests somewhere?

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>>4482859
Tali is eternal.

>>4482860
>>4482869
>>4482871
>>4482875
Thanks! I would love to revisit this whenever I get a new idea for her.

>>4482879
They're scattered everywhere. The one I linked above is complete but there's also
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Academy%20Quest

and
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Audit%20Quest

However, those two are not finished.

>>4482885
You said you're getting back into questing; will you returned to those unfinished ones soon, then?

>>4482886
Ideally yeah. I really want to continue and complete MAQ, if only for the people that have stuck by it for so long. Even if it's not the best ending ever it deserves -an- ending.

>>4482888
Cool! Just don't forget about Bloops and co, alright?

>>4482890
Never.
I don't think anyone would allow me to forget them anyway.

>>4482847
>Though she does get the feeling she's forgetting something very important...
Wait, what is she forgetting?

>>4482908
We still haven't paid the mage.

>>4482912
Sure, but she explicitly decided not to. That's not forgetting.

>Yurishit
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>4482915
Is it really Yuri if one of the people involved is explicitly attracted to men, and doesn't want to be with the other woman?

I'm pretty sure what we're forgetting is that we wanted a husband not a wife

>>4482915
Yes, because yurishit is fun. Unfortunately, some people hate fun.

>>4482847

She did not pay the wizard. Plus, she boarded up her tower so nobody could get in to attempt to collect payment. She gonna go to dragon prison.

>>4482847
I knew it was you from the first post! Really missed your quests man, this board needs more golden age QMs back to save it from the low effort shitposts and dead in 3 threads curse!

>>4482856
Hero Quest was awesome, but what it really needed was more Queen of the World.

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>>4483646
"Yes, worship me peasant."

>>4483861
I really need to go reread Hero Quest

>>4483861
is that a new drawing or an old one

>>4483861
also, it's great to have you back, I can't wait for you to continue questing.

Yeee, Larro is back.

>>4482904
... There is a thing called happy things happing in 2020, and this is one of them.

>>4487422
Brand new, hot off the presses.

>>4483871
I reread Hero Quest.
The memories, man.

>>4483861
>>4489857
Living legend

>>4482915
I miss the days of futa so much, you have no idea.
Specially shit with MarioGrant and GoodBadArtist
I want to go back in the past

>>4489857
write/draw more Faye