You are a delinquent. After crushing gang after gang and rising to the rank of banchou back at your city school, your DICKWAD parents moved for work and ended up transferring you to some shitty school out in the sticks. What a pain in the ass.
You are standing in front of a group of shifty-looking students, hands in your cool, non-dress-code-approved coat. The teacher clasps his hands together.“Please introduce yourself to the class!” >Introduce yourself to the class.
>>4474612I'm Ford and that's it
>>4474612Nice pair of milkers teacher
>>4474612>Sakura Pretty sure we're the girl with the milky milkers guys.
>>4474612Jen becuz Jane’s too girly
>>4474620>Pretty sure we're the girl with the milky milkers guys.this
>>4474620>>4474658>Sakura "Sakura." You respond brusquely. "Is there anything you'd like to tell us about yourself?""No."The class stares blankly at you."Well, then, Sakura-.. you can sit in the back, next to Sho."You move wordlessly past the rows of desks, enjoying their apprehensive and fearful glares. Pssh. These country kids are total WIMPS. You're confident you could take on every single one of them. Not like you'd ever waste your time even talking to these losers. You'd definitely prefer being alone over spending time with these hicks, anyways.You sit next to Sho. At a glance, he seems pretty small, even for a random backwater kid. And his head's down, too. You initially feel a swell of pride assuming that he's too scared to look you in the eye, but it seems like he's doing something. He's fiddling around with something under there. You don't even notice class begin as you keep an eye on him.>Examine him closer.>Ask what he's doing.>Intimidate him.>Write-In.
>>4474817>Intimidate him.Assert dominance with our delinquentness.
>>4474817>Ask what he's doing.Make sure he's not fiddling with himself in class.
>>4474817>Ask what he's doing.
>>4474817>Intimidate him.We are a delinquent.
Crawl under the desk and sniff his feet
>>4474840>>4474845>>4474846>>4474847>>4474854"Oy. What the hell are you doing?" You scowl at Sho, leaning over to catch a glimpse of whatever he's fiddling with.The boy raises his eyes. He's got some messy hair and bags under his eyes. He points at a small Rhino beetle on the desk. It has a small, conical hat and some kind of stick, both hastily crafted from notebook paper. "I made him a wizard hat and wand.">Make fun of him.>Ask what kind of spells he can cast.>Write-In.
>>4474882>Make fun of him.Country bumpkin talking to us too casually! Assert our dominance!
>>4474882>Ask what kind of spells he can cast.
>>4474882I'm already in love with best boi.>Argue the superiority of warriors over squishy magic losers
>>4474882YO>WHAT SPELLS HE GOT
>>4474882>Be thankful he was doing that rather than what you expected.>Ask what kind of spells he can cast.>He damn well better know Fireball.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MgAhJvmc3s
>>4474882>Ask what kind of spells he can cast.Well ain’t that adorable.
>>4474882Warn him of the dangers of giving beetles magical knowledge.
>>4474882>Ask what kind of spells he can cast.Dare we enter his magical realm?
>>4474892>>4474895>>4474896>>4474897>>4474899>>4474985>>4475037>Ask what kind of spells he can cast."A magic beetle?" You stare at the boy, INTRIGUED. "What spells does he know?""I figure he's kind of a beetle warlock." Sho responds as if the sentence he just said made any kind of sentence. "Probably has Eldritch Blast."With that, the boy tucks his head back down under with his little beetle and continues to toil as the teacher drones on. For some reason, your heart skips a beat. Clearly you're just getting annoyed at how weird this loser is.>Ignore him and focus on class.>Produce your own little accoutrement for the beetle.>Bully him out of frustration.>Write-In.
>>4475195>Ignore him and focus on class.That beetle's going to climb down our jacket, isn't it?
>>4475195>Bully him out of frustration.
>>4475195>Bully him out of frustration.>By...Finding your own Warrior Beetle to bully his beetle
>>4475195>Bully him by making WAY COOLER ACCESSORIES for the Beetle Warlock
>>4475195>Produce your own little accouterments for the beetle.
>>4475195>>Ignore him and focus on class.>Find a more worthy target for bullying
>>4475212Supporting. Or even better, find a BEETLE BARBARIAN
>>4475212>>4475218I’m fine with either of these.
>>4475446Supporting the support.
>>4475212>>4475399>>4475577>>4475467>>4475450>>4475446>>4475218>Bully him out of frustration.>By...Finding your own Warrior Beetle to bully his beetleIt takes you a moment to realize, but this asshole isn't scared of you at all! He just talked to you about his stupid WARLOCK BEETLE and put his head back down. Is he challenging you? Clearly he must think he's hot shit. Luckily, SAKURA the QUEEN DELINQUENT never backs down from a challenge. Unfortunately, while beetles are in short supply right now, you do have some pencil and paper. Yeah, this is perfect. >What do you to draw to INTIMIDATE the boy?
>>4475585An awesome beetle barbarian babe, with a beetle horn helmet and a huge paper greatsword and stonkin' huge barbarian boobs and rock hard girl abs and NO, I'M NOT DRAWING MYSELF AS A BEETLE SIZED BARBARIAN WOMAN SHUT UP OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE SOFT BITS
>>4475585Origami, Beetles, Warrior and Barbarian and Samurai with associated hats and armaments. Throw in an Oni-Beetle as well.
>>4475585Beetle wearing COOL jacket with DIFFICULT kanji and COOL DRAGON on it.
>>4475585>>4475591Support this 100%
>>4475591>>4475637>>4475645>An awesome beetle barbarian babe, with a beetle horn helmet and a huge paper greatsword and stonkin' huge barbarian boobs and rock hard girl abs and NO, I'M NOT DRAWING MYSELF AS A BEETLE SIZED BARBARIAN WOMAN SHUT UP OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE SOFT BITSThat's it. You'll show off to him with a cool BEETLE BARBARIAN BABE, the type that could totally kick the shit out of some softie warlock beetle nerd. You spend quite a while scribbling away at some notebook paper, cooking up an impressive looking drawing that could totally show up the weirdo sitting next to you. Who the hell spends their class time making little hats for bugs, anyways? Taking a deep and confident breath, you examine your art. Yeah. This is it. Turning to your side, you swing the paper out to show off to the shortie next to you. "Yeah?! What the hell do you think of- ah."Oh. He's not here anymore. In fact, the classroom is mostly empty. It seems classes ended for the day about 10 minutes ago. Now you're alone with your cool original beetle character.>Go find some delinquents to crush to establish yourself as the head of this school.>Go look for the boy.>Go home and evaluate your feelings.>Write-In.
>>4475667>Go find some delinquents to crush to establish yourself as the head of this school.>Show your parent they can't stop your natural ass kicking ability.
>>4475667>Go find some delinquents to crush to establish yourself as the head of this school.
>>4475667>>Go find some delinquents to crush to establish yourself as the head of this school.
>>4475667>>Go find some delinquents to crush to establish yourself as the head of this school, which is totally not a way to forget how he just ditched you without even looking at your super cool OC DONUT STEEL.
>>4475667>>4475667>Go find some delinquents to crush to establish yourself as the head of this school.
>>4475667>Go look for the boy.
>>4475667>Go look for the boy.Gotta smash his beetle with our superior one first
This is some really fuckin' nice art OP>>4475667>Go find some delinquents to crush to establish yourself as the head of this school.
>>4475710Thanks! I've been having fun with it.>>4475675>>4475676>>4475677>>4475678>>4475682>>4475693>>4475710>Go find some delinquents to crush to establish yourself as the head of this school.You can't help but feel a hot rush of embarrassment as you tuck your drawing into your backpack. You can't believe you just did that. To get your mind off of the weirdo sitting next to you, you decide to beat up some DELINQUENTS. You're sure that even some backwater, no-where dump like this must have some bad students. You wander into the school with your sword at the ready. It's fun to watch classmates shrink in your presence as you strut the halls.Finally, you find them. Two pompadour-looking, squatted up ASSHOLES by the shoe lockers. Perfect.>Beat the shit out of them with your fists.>Beat the shit out of them with your sword.>Write-In.
>>4475739>>Beat the shit out of them with your fists.
>>4475739>>Beat the shit out of them with your legs.
>>4475739>Beat the shit out of them with your secret sword fist style.
>>4475739>Beat the shit out of them with your fists.
>>4475739>Beat the shit out of them with your swordWhy have the sword if we don't use it?
>>4475739>Beat the shit out of them with your legs
>>4475739>Beat the shit out of them with your legs.
>>4475739>>Beat the shit out of them with your sword.
>>4475739>Full body workout (use sword, fists, and legs to beat the shit out of them)
>>4476429>>4476167>>4475841>>4475812>>4475791>>4475748>Beat the shit out of them with your legs.You decide to beat the shit out of them using your legs, whipping them up and around and catching the delinquents by the sides of their heads. It's almost BORINGLY easy - with just a few swift and focused kicks, both kids end up knocked out on the ground. You scoff, spitting on the ground. These country bumpkins are NOTHING compared to your scraps in the city.Before you can strut away CONFIDENTLY, you find a newcomer to the fight: the weird kid seated next to you. He glances down to your victims."Eh?" You snort. "What's the matter? Scared?""I was going home." Sho responds, clearly not scared."Man, your school's gang ain't worth shit. These guys went down with just a few kicks. Some delinquents." You sneer, poking one of the bodies with your shoe. "Must be boring around here, huh?""Delinquents?" Sho stares at you. "These guys are in the Magic the Gathering Club.">Lie and say they threatened you to save face.>Bully him.>Run away.>Write-In.
>>4476463>Look for proof of their delinquent behaviors. Like that pack of cigarettes that guy had in his pocket!Pulls out a deck protector...
>>4476463> Pull out your magic the gathering deck, you only have red cards in your deck because red is the coolest color and anyone else who plays the other colors sucks
>>4476463>Look for proof of their delinquent behaviors. Like that pack of cigarettes that guy had in his pocket!
>>4476476>>4476586>>4476592>Look for proof of their delinquent behaviors. Like that pack of cigarettes that guy had in his pocket!"H-hey, I know a delinquent when I see one." You protest. "..Look! This guy's got a pack of cigarettes!"You bend down, snatching a small pack from one knocked out guy's pocket. You open it to see.. a mix of black and red cards. What the hell is this?"Oh, a black-red deck." Sho murmurs, walking away blithely with his hands behind his head. "Bye."For some reason, him seeing you as some dumb meathead beating up random nerds annoys you.>Go home embarassed.>Attempt to bully him.>Write-In.
>>4476710>Go home embarrassed.See if we can find a beetle we can capture and force to be a sexy beetle barbarian.
>>4476710>Attempt to bully him.Bully him already we're a delinquent
>>4476710>Attempt to bully him.
>>4476720+1, especially to the beetle part
>>4476710>>>Go home embarassed.
>>4476720Origami beetles mate
>>4476710>>Attempt to bully him.
Sorry, no updates today!
>>4476710>>4477262>Show off Mr. Whiskers to assert dominance
>>4476710>Go pick up some SMOKES at the convenience store
>another shitty "lel so randumb!!" draw questGo back to your discord circlejerk, fag
>>4477458bruh it's cutedo you not like cute things
>>4476720>>4477076>>4476851>>4477216>>4477452>Go home embarrassed.>See if we can find a beetle we can capture and force to be a sexy beetle barbarian.You decide to admit momentary defeat. Sho may have beaten you this time, but you're gonna kick the shit out of him next time. You leave the two unconscious MTG players behind as you drag your feet back home. The suburban streets SUCK. Unlike back home, you don't have the luxury of throwing rocks at passing cars. It's all way too quiet. You briefly ponder finding a beetle, but you haven't caught beetles since you were like, six. And also they kind of gross you out, but you're not about to admit that.As you approach your new "home," you see that motherfucker AGAIN. This time, he's staring at a vending machine.>Challenge him to a fight.>Accidentally shove him into machine.>Avoid him.>Write-In.
>>4478516>Avoid him.Spy on him to gather more information so you can defeat him later.
>>4478516>Pass by him.>It's just your usual way home, totally not trying to find out what he's looking at.
>>4478527+1 supportus maximusAlso i really like OP's art, i hope a indie game dev hires you to make art for their game
>>4478516>Challenge him to a fight.I want to see his reaction
>>4478516>Challenge him to a fight.I like how OP is trying to hint at us to do something deliquentish to him and anons are just completely ignoring it over and over again.
>>4478527Going with this.
>>4478516>>Challenge him to a fight.
>>4478527>>4478548>>4478566>>4478591>Pass by him.>It's just your usual way home, totally not trying to find out what he's looking at.You keep up your cool delinquent stride as you pass by him, rubber-necking to get a glimpse of what he's drinking. You catch just a brief look, but it looks like it's something lemon-flavored.So he likes sour drinks.Your eyes narrow. Why did you want to know that so bad?>Fuck. Challenge him to a fight and regain your cool power.>Run home while blushing.>Write-In.
>>4478641>Fuck. Challenge him to a fight and regain your cool power.
>>4478641>>Fuck. Challenge him to a fight and regain your cool power.
>>4478641>>Fuck. Challenge him to a fight while blushing furiously.
>>4478641>Fuck. Challenge him to a fight and regain your cool power.>You like lemon-flavored drinks...
>>4478647>>4478653>>4478702>>4478707>>4478737>Fuck. Challenge him to a fight and regain your cool power."Oy." You lightly shove the boy, who nearly spills his soft drink ever. It's like pushing a pillow. "Asshole. You've been following me around all day. You some kind of stalker or something?""No." Sho responds matter-of-factly."What the hell is your problem?" You hiss, shoving the butt of your sword into his chest. "Just lookin' at your face is pissing me off. I can't get it out of my head.""You can't get my face out of your head?" He asks."Ghk-.. alright, asshole." You snarl, pointing a finger at him. "Fight me! Drop the soda!""Um.." He averts his eyes. "Do you want a drink, too?..">Beat him up until you're not feeling weird anymore. No mercy!>Take him up on the offer.>Write-In.
>>4478787>Take him up on the offer.
>>4478787>Beat him up until you're not feeling weird anymore. No mercy!
>>4478787>Challenge him to a duel, loser pays for the other's drink.
>>4478787>Beat him up until you're not feeling weird anymore. No mercy!Steal his drink.
>>4478787>Beat him up until you're not feeling weird anymore. No mercy!KNOW YOUR PLACE, NERD
Might be pretty busy in the next two days, so I don't know if I'll be able to update much until Wednesday. Sorry!
Okay, this definitely feels like there’s some samefagging going on here...[\spoiler]
>>4479872People have been samefagging in here since >>4475739 at the latest.
>>4478787>>Beat him up until you're not feeling weird anymore. No mercy!>>Take him up on the offer.Why not do both?
>>4478835>>4479165>>4479182>>4479193>>4479225>>4479243>>4479247>>4479685>>4479785>Beat him up until you're not feeling weird anymore. No mercy!>Roll a 1d20. Best of 3. 20s override other rolls, 1s override all rolls.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>4480307k
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>44803071
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4480307
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>4480317WHOOPS muscle memory
>>4480307Oh come on, we're much stronger than him!
>>4480441You're rolling to prevent your WEIRD FEELINGS from getting in the way.
>>4480445Well FAIR ENOUGH then
>>4480310>Rolled 18 (1d20)With just one strong whallop, you bring your seatmate to his knees. He collapses on the ground and spills his lemon drink everywhere. You IMMEDIATELY feel a burning sense of regret and shame. Why did you DO that? He wasn't even a challenge or a delinquent or anything. It was like stepping on a snail. Your face grows hot with embarrassment.>Run away.>Help him up.>Write-In.
>>4480918>Help him up.>Stare a little too long at his lips.
>4480918>Help him up.>No one who likes sour drinks deserves to get their ass beat.
>>4480918>Help him up.
>>4480918>steal his warlock beetle>Run away.
>>4480918>>Help him up.
>>4481070Seconded + "You'll have to beat me if you want your precious scarab back, nerd.">Feed the precious little thing salad. Scarabs like that, right?
>>4481210>>4481086>>4481048>>4481036>>4481009>>4480973>>4480943>Help him up.>Stare a little too long at his lips.>No one who likes sour drinks deserves to get their ass beat."Man, whatever." You groan, bending down and slinging the boy's arm over your shoulders. He slumps down again. You are quickly forced to sling him over your SHOULDERS in order to keep him up. Luckily, he's pretty light."S-sorry." Sho groans. "Can you take me home? I wanna play Final Fantasy VII..."What the hell is Final Fantasy VII?>Take him home.>Drop him and leave.>Write-In.
>>4481556>Take him home and play Final Fantasy VII with him
>>4481572I don't think he's inviting us just yet. Ask him what FFVII is and if he does invite us inside, ask yourself 'How did I end up in this situation' when we're in his room.
>>4481581this may be my dumb excuse but we are a deliquentwe dont ask anyone for anything
>>4481556>Take him home.
>>4481556>Take him home>Ask why he acted like hot shit when he fights like normal shit
>>4481614you just gotta phrase it right, yeah? "The fuck is Final Fantasy?" or some shit
>>4481936remove the "the" and just have it be"Fuck is Final Fantasy?
>>4481572>>4481574>>4481581>>4481946>>4481827>>4481650>Take him home and play Final Fantasy VII with him>Ask why he acted like hot shit when he fights like normal shit"You sure talk some hot shit when you FIGHT like normal shit." You mutter, trudging down along the quiet road with him over your shoulders. "You got a death wish?""I guess I'm not scared of you." Sho responds with a shrug."Eh? You wanna go again?" Your lips curl into a snarl, glancing over your shoulder. "I can drop you.""I don't think you're a bad person."".. Mmph." You scowl, averting your eyes. "Fuck is Final Fantasy VII, anyways?""You haven't heard of it? It came out a few months ago." Sho responds sleepily. "You play as Cloud Strife and you've gotta save the planet from Sephiroth."He goes on to recount the time he spent with the eco-terrorist group AVALANCHE with Barret and Tifa. You listen intently for some reason. It doesn't sound TOO bad. Even if manga and anime and games are total nerd shit. You quickly lose track of time."This is it." Sho pats you on the back, pointing at a small house along the side of the road.>Put him down and say goodbye.>Ask to play.>Write-In.
>>4482239>ask to play
>>4482239>Ask to play.
>>4482239>Ask to watchWe really wanna play that nerd shit?
>>4482239>Ask to watch.>>4482776True true.
>>4482239Switching to>ask to watch
>>4482239>Ask to watch
>>4482776>>4482798>>4482815>>4482831>>4482735>>4482561>>4482268>ask to watch"Erg-.." You cast your eyes downward. "Can I-.. can I watch? Sounds pretty stupid. But I just wanna check it out.""Sure." Sho climbs off of your shoulders with ease. "Come inside?"[...]How did it come to this?You are currently sitting AWKWARDLY on the boy's bed, watching him play a weird polygon thing on his TV. His mother rushed you in with such bombast that you barely got a chance to breathe, talking all about how this was the first time he had a girl over and how she was glad he finally made a friend. You ended up mumbling out some shy thanks as you headed upstairs.You rub your arm uncomfortably. Sho doesn't even seem to be paying attention to you. >Throw something at the back of his head.>Ask him about himself.>Ask to play some other game with him.>Get his attention some other way. [Write-In.]>Write-In.
>>4483316>Get his attention some other way. [Write-In.]>Ask to try a turn on final fantasy.
>>4483316>Ask him about himself.
>>4483316> [Write In]> So, how did you become such a nerd?
>>4483316as >>4483350 and >>4483361, but initiate by throwing something at the back of his head.
>>4483372supportingalso how hot is his mom?
>>4483516>also how hot is his mom?Pretty hot by your standards.>>4483350>>4483361>>4483372>Ask him about himself.> So, how did you become such a nerd?>initiate by throwing something at the back of his head.You throw a pillow at the back of the boy's head. It doesn't seem to phase him. You move up behind him and slump down next to him instead, which ALSO doesn't seem to catch his attention. This is getting ANNOYING."So.." You trail off. "Tell me about yourself. How did you become such a nerd?""I dunno. My dad assembles Gunpla Model Kits. Maybe that's why." He responds absentmindedly. "What are you INTERESTED in? Besides nerd shit that I don't know anything about.""Interested in?" He thinks to himself. "I'm interested in you, I guess.""Eh- ah-" Your face flushes."Why did you beat me up and come to my room to watch me play FFVII?" >Make something up.>Fuck it, make a move on him.>Write-Up.
>>4483557>Fuck it, make a move on him.He's a pussy boy. Rape him.
>>4483557>Fuck it, make a move on him.
>>4483557Tell him we were just bored.
>>4483557CONFIDENCE must be REGAINED by asserting DOMINANCE! Make a MOVE in order to combat these anti-delinquent tactics!
>>4483563>>4483580>>4483687>Fuck it, make a move on him.>CONFIDENCE must be REGAINED by asserting DOMINANCE! Make a MOVE in order to combat these anti-delinquent tactics!You decide to make the first MOVE. Using your lightning speed delinquent tactics and DOMINATION of the battlefield, you grab his hand and hold it. What a disgusting maneuver. You have, however, taken charge, and Sho flushes red in embarassment.[THREAD END]Sorry for the abrupt ending lol. Maybe continuation or another quest in the future?
>>4483755This was fun!
>>4483755hell yeah my man this shit was cowabunga
>>4483755Good quest. Make sure to archive.
dont forget to arhcive
>>4474611I finally got a chance to read this...cool quest!