OH SHIT NIGGA, you are the skeleton QUATTRO DEL PETTO. Eldest son of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. Leader of the NEO PETTANKO CHILLSADERS, a subsidiary of THE UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPUBLIC. After a variety of shenanigans, you have been brought to the Moon! Onto the newly established USSR Moon Base. You were meditating when the enemies of the USSR attacked!Now you're facing off one of the fuckers that got through the defenses! Some sort of Viking themed motherfucker. That made it to space.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4471579throw server issues at him
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4471584Roll 2d100 to utilize OP's screams of despair
Rolled 28, 42 = 70 (2d100)>>4471588>2lol
Rolled 85, 56 = 141 (2d100)>>4471588>only 2LET'S FUCKING GO
Rolled 37, 11 = 48 (2d100)>>4471588
>>4471589>>4471591>>4471592Quatrro harnessed the power of fucked up mongolian basketweaving forums to deal heavy damage!
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4471597Take a swig to charge up before he recovers!
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4471597Jump up high and clasp your fists like a sledge hammer and smash his head in!
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4471597Death comes
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4471602ROLL 2D100
Rolled 75, 81 = 156 (2d100)>>4471608LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rolled 13, 78 = 91 (2d100)>>4471608Marneus Smashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>4471609
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4471625Drink to celebrate your victory
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4471625Viking dude got turned into ash from our explosive attack>>4471628oh yeah, drink too, quattro
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4471630Was he turned to Ash? Roll 2d100
Rolled 49, 56 = 105 (2d100)>>4471632OH SHIT NIGGAnah, pretty sure we killed him
Rolled 73, 92 = 165 (2d100)>>4471632If not we either killed him or gave him a really big boo boo
>>4471639Oh yeah? Odds or Evens?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4471653Such questions are irrelevant in a universal scale
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4471653Nah he turned to Ash, we won the rollShortly before Quattro punched him in the head
>>4471656RIP
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4471663Did he bring any mead or other alcohol with him?
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4471663Where's our siblings? Let's regroup with them.
>>4471666Perhaps it's inside this drinking horn he had with him
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4471681DRINK IT ALLTHEN BLOW IT AFTERWARDS
>>4471684Quattro is pleased
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4471691nice, we can switch back to Rasputin now.
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4471691"Oh god Quattro got a horn, we're going to suffer now">>4471693
>>4471694As we last left Rasputin, he was fighting the giant spess kaiju that mind controlled Jeanne the GSG Director! What happened while we were with Quattro?A. Rasputin just punched it in the face, the battle continues! B. Blasting its main head with a giant laser disabled its mind control. But it has molted its giant reptilian shell into a small humanoid form to fist fight RasputinC. Right before being lobotomized via satellite laser, it used all of its power to mind control the Betty(s). Making them turn on RasputinD. The kaiju has already been defeated. yey
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4471691Drink is actually steroid.URAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4471706>C. Right before being lobotomized via satellite laser, it used all of its power to mind control the Betty(s). Making them turn on RasputinOH FUCK THEY'RE GONNA USE THE FUSION TECHNIQUE
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4471706B and C>>4471707Ummm... is this applicable to Quattro at a later time?
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4471706A, we still need to free Jeanne and fill up our quota.
>>4471713All alcohol is like steroid to Quattro anyway
>>4471713>spoilerPerhaps, anon. Perhaps. if the dice wills it
>>4471710"Well, that went well. The Kaiju's braindead and Jeanne is free. Let's clean this up, B----why are you looking at me like that?"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4471723PINK EYES! Pink is like inferior red!
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4471723They look angry. Angrier than usual, put up your guard, Rasputin!
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4471723HOT PINK EYES, THEY'RE UNDER MIND CONTROL
>>4471726"Betty! And also Betty! Snap out of it! You can resist the mind control!"
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4471737DON'T MAKE ME SLAP IT OUT OF YOU!!!
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4471737there's one simple solution, rasputinPUNCH THE MIND CONTROL OUT OF THEM
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4471737>>4471739>>4471740It must have read their desires and deluded them into thinking it's another training session with Rasputin!
>>4471740>>4471741>>4471739MEANWHILE, INSIDE THE BETTY(s)' MINDS:"Betty! And Betty! Let's spar! If you win you'll get unlimited ice-cream and headpats"
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4471756THE TWO BETTY(s) RUSH DOWN RASPUTIN!
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4471756>>4471758"ICE CREAM!" "HEADPATS!"
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4471760QUICK! ROLL 2d100!
Rolled 81, 45 = 126 (2d100)>>4471763GET THE ICE CREAM STAT, I NEED IT NOW
>>4471763WE COULD SEE THIS COMING FROM A MILE AWAYDODGE RASPUTIN!>>4471764nice roll
>>4471764
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4471774They fuse for the want of ice cream and headpats
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4471774Start throwing ice cream scoops at their faces!
>>4471777"What's this?! Fusion! The mind control must have united their thinking somehow!"Rasputin then wonders to himself what could it be that has made the two Betty(s) to think the same, perhaps he'll never know
>>4471792OH BAH GAWD I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4471792"ICEEEEEE CREEEEEEEEAM!" "HEEEEEEEEEEEADPAAAAAAAAAAAATS"
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4471792LET'S SEE THE FUSION BETTY
>>4471798Here, have the minimum graphics version as it's almost 4AM over here.We'll continue....uh...when we continue. Toodles.Updates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4471809well, let's turn up the graphics next time
>>4471809OP you are going to make the Bettyanon faint
How close are we 2 ending of quest
>>4471814Yes
Rolled 585 (1d2500)testing
N
>>4473518I
>>4473589G
>>4473875G
>>4473984A
speaking of nigga it's almost 24 hours
Amazing teamwork
2 hours
>>4474216>hours
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4474222years then
>>4474223Damn anon, you're so old now
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4474234it's only been 2 days since we left off though, OPback to the plot
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4474234old as the kaiju which is now braindead
>>4474235Grandpa no, you need to go to sleep
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4474239>>4471809gosh darn it, OPshow us fusion betty with actual quality
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4474239I can only sleep after you show us >>4474240
>>4474242>>4474240Grandpa, you're off your meds, you're talking crazy
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4474245Stop delaying, OP
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4474245Im telling yah Steve for smash
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4474245I'm gonna whack you with my cane if you don't show >>4474240
>>4474249
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4474261now show fused betty whippersnapper
>>4474262Fine, calm down grandpa
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4474277"GET THE ICE CREAM, LUKE AND JEANNE, WE NEED TO CALM HER DOWN!"
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4474277>>4474280THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
>>4474280"Calm who down?! What's happening, Boy?"
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4474297THERE'S A FUSION BETTY THAT WANTS ICE CREAM AND HEADPATS, LUKE
>>4474302
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4474313Rasputin immediately runs in and shouts for ice cream for Fused Betty
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4474313>>4474317
>>4474319
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4474325GET THE FUCKING ICE CREAM, LUKE
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4474325LUKE GET THE ICE CREAM FROM JEANNE BEFORE SHE EATS IT ALL FROM MOURNING HOW HER KAJIU IS HURT
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4474325LUKE ARE YOU DEAF!? GET THE ICE CREAM FOR A BETTY FUSION
>>4474326"what bout them headpats tho""I'll pat her fucking head....WITH THESE FISTS"
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4474339WE DO AS RASPUTIN SAYSAND PAT FUSION BETTY'S HEAD WITH OUR FISTS
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4474339>>4474340but what if we ran out
>>4474277Hey that's kinda hot
Rolled 73, 53 = 126 (2d100)>>4474340Roll 2d100Rasputin has +50 bonusFused Betty has +20 but also her roll is the sum of my rolls
Rolled 94, 88 = 182 (2d100)>>4474354Ahhhh fuck, we might need help, BOY FIND ICE CREAM WHILE I AND UNCLE LUKE GET HER RESTRAINED AND...HEADPATTED
Rolled 18, 59 = 77 (2d100)>>4474354>have to roll 96 or higheroh fuc
Rolled 97, 57 = 154 (2d100)>>4474354>146GET THAT ICE CREAM LUKE
Rolled 42, 75 = 117 (2d100)>>4474356OH SHIT A COUNTER ATTACK. ROLL 2d100Same deal as before
Rolled 44, 30 = 74 (2d100)>>4474397WHERE IS THAT ICE CREAM
Rolled 62, 70 = 132 (2d100)>>4474397Fyukk
Rolled 20, 63 = 83 (2d100)>>4474397aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>4474400>>4474401>>4474402gentlemen we need to get that ice cream
>>4474404Luke/Boy are already going after it I think
>>4474408Yeah but rolls this strong will make Rasputin look bad in front of the spectators
>>4474401RASPUTIN EATS A KNEE TO THE JAW! HOW CAN HE RESPOND?A. Grab that leg and slam her downB. Punch her in the gut to knock her awayC. ChokeslamD. Grab that leg and transition into a powerbombE. Just take it, she has at least half of your sister in there. They don't know what they're doing....But uh, keep that rage meter in check
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4474424E, just pretend it's a friendly spar, nothing wrong here, don't want to swear in front of the others
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4474424E.Well, it's dangerous if we unleash our full powerJust delay until Luke and Jeanne get the ice cream!
>>4474438Hopefully Rasputin can keep calm and not get too hyped up.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4474472Just focus all of your efforts on defending, Rasputin! That'll give us a bonus!
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4474472I mean you do have the army, your students, and that mech suit heroine waving at you watching you....wait, what?
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4474472URAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Rolled 59, 20 = 79 (2d100)>>4474475"eh?"ROLL 2d100
Rolled 66, 34 = 100 (2d100)>>4474499THIS IS ONE WE CAN ACTUALLY WINCOME ON BROS
Rolled 5, 74 = 79 (2d100)>>4474499Huh
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4474499Hello ara ara
Rolled 68, 57 = 125 (2d100)>>4474499Redoing my roll cause wasn’t 2d100 >>4474505
>>4474505USE THE RIGHT DICE GODDAMNIT
>>4474507NICE FUCKING ROLL, ANONTHAT'S GOOD ENOUGH
>>4474507BARELY MADE ITLOVE REALLY DOES OVERCOME
>>4474507
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4474522"OH GOD, RASPUTIN IS BEING EMPOWERED BY THE LOVE THE HEROINE HAS FOR HIM."
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4474522Rasputin grabs ice cream from Luke and shoves it into Betty's face.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4474522STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!!
The act of love has blown the budget sky high
Or OP lost connection
>>4474580F
>>4474651U
>>4474580Yes, actually. Net droppedBut it's alsot late. So.....see ya in about....19 houers
>>4474695Sleep well OP, or else...
2 hours have passed
pitchfork time, boys
Rolled 17 (1d100)PREEMPTIVELY ROLLING FOR RASPUTIN TO GET MAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD
30 minutes until OP fucking dies again
>>447662930 minutes
>>4476669
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4476670he must have died from >>4474524
>>4476672The what now
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4476674fight proceeds
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4476675>>4476674what this dude saidlet's get back to rasputin shoving a cake in fusion betty's face
>>4476675
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4476681WHERE'S THE FUCKING ICECREAM, LUKE?
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4476681>>4476690YES, WHERE
>>4476690Luke's dashing to the fridge!>>4476681Why the shit did it took this long for the page to update jesus christ
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4476698ICE CREAM, LUKE
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4476698CALL IN BOY AS OUR SPARRING BUDDY TO HELP AGAINST FUSION BETTY!
>>4476700"Remember, we're not trying to hurt her. Just hold her down"
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4476708Alright, our bonuses should be better with boy on our side. See if we can pin her down with a wrestling move!
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4476708Let's hope we actually do have ice cream
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4476708Plot twist it's dairy free ice cream (the crappy kind)
Rolled 16, 33 = 49 (2d100)>>4476712Try rolling+20 for F.Betty+75 for Boy and Rasputin
Rolled 91, 2 = 93 (2d100)>>4476729>autowinWE GOT HER, BOYS
Rolled 24, 67 = 91 (2d100)>>4476729>AutowinGeneral, Bob, the mutant and the bird commentate
>>4476732
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4476747>>4476733
>>4476748What an eye-opener
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4476758LUKE JUMPS IN WITH THE ICECREAM!
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4476758Thanks bird...LUKE STUFF THE ICE CREAM INTO HiER...mouth...somewhere in there
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4476758ICEEEEEEEEEEEE CREEEEEAAAAAAMMMMM
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4476767CAN LUKE MAKE IT BACK IN TIME?Roll 2d100
Rolled 86, 63 = 149 (2d100)>>4476773COME ON DRAGONFLY FAST!
Rolled 89, 96 = 185 (2d100)>>4476773How far away was the ice cream!?
>>4476775Since they're fighting Betty where the kaiju was defeated, which was a GSG Lab. The ice cream was kept far away. Back at Luke's house. Anyway"BROTHERRR! I GOT THE ICE CREAM"
>>4476782HAVE BOY HOLD HER DOWN WHILE RASPUTIN JUMPS MIDAIR AND CATCHES THE ICE CREAM AND SLAM DUNKS IT INTO BETTY'S FACE!
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4476782>>4476784NOW
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4476784>>4476782>>4476786oh shit my roll lmao
Rolled 63, 81 = 144 (2d100)>>4476787ROLL 2d100
Rolled 5, 51 = 56 (2d100)>>4476793COME ON RASPUTIN LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>F.Betty has 164Oof
Rolled 12, 70 = 82 (2d100)>>4476793FUCK
>>4476797>we've gotta roll 94 or higherhaha shit
>>4476797WE NEED SOMETHING ELSE TO DISTRACT HER
>>4476795>>4476799Raputin jumps up and grabs the ice cream...."OH SHIT SHE BROKE FREE" Boy yells
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4476823DIVE WITH THE SPEED OF GOD TOWARDS BETTY'S FACE WITH THAT ICE CREAMJUST ONE LICK AND HEADPAT AND SHE'LL BE DOWN!
Rolled 100, 19 = 119 (2d100)>>4476825ROLL 2d100 BOY HAS BEEN KNOCKED AWAY SO YOU ONLY GET +50+20 FOR FUSION BETTY
Rolled 35, 81 = 116 (2d100)>>4476832DAMN
Rolled 25, 74 = 99 (2d100)>>4476838>>4476832i must roll FUCKING HIGHERREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>4476841>>4476838
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4476857Lets check on the moonbase real quick.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4476857>>4476858yeah, let's do that
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4476857we need a distraction
>>4476858
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4476866Well that was fun back to Rasputin.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4476866"MARIAN YOU FUCK DISABLE THAT SYSTEM"
>>4476868
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4476886WE NEED A DISTRACTION, DOES ANYONE LOOK LIKE QUATTRO
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4476886Luke get down there and help your brother.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4476886Oh no! Fusion Betty is about to use the Head Crushing Thigh Hold, her most fatal attack!
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4476887Roll 2d100
Rolled 88, 1 = 89 (2d100)>>4476894
>>4476896SOMEONE BEAT MY ROLL GOD
Rolled 97, 24 = 121 (2d100)>>4476894
>>4476899>>4476896
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4476907Call everybody on our contacts list for assistance.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4476907"Owww, my head"- Bobby
>>4476910"Can I get outta this cage now pls"
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4476914No.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4476914Yeah, we're just going to throw you into Betty's fightShe said Quattro stinks
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4476914Yes.
>>4476918
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4476927Get in there now
>>4476930
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4476927Make a dynamic entry Bobby
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4476935Bobby trips on a well placed bit of rubble.
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4476935The moment Fused Betty sees Bobby's she's overcome with rage and drops everything to beat him to a pulp
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4476935DROPKICK HER IN THE FACE BOBBY
>>4476937
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4476944Fused Betty becomes very angry at the sight of Bobby, thinking he's Quattro
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4476944Now sucker punch her into next week.
Rolled 86, 98 = 184 (2d100)>>4476946ROLL 2d100 for Bobby+20 for Fused Betty
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4476950>>4476945>autoloseSucks to be you Bobby
Rolled 84, 56 = 140 (2d100)>>4476950Okay.
Rolled 91, 90 = 181 (2d100)>>4476950
Rolled 20, 16 = 36 (2d100)>>4476950>>4476952
>>4476955>>4476956>>4476953>>4476952
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4476960...uh, so do you want ice cream for that?
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4476960Now its Rasputin's turn to sucker punch her.
Rolled 50, 4 = 54 (2d100)>>4476963"Thanks, Bobby" Rasputin whisperedROLL 2D100SURPRISE ATTACK NETS RASPUTIN A +70FBETTY HAS +20
Rolled 64, 1 = 65 (2d100)>>4476966Feed her ice cream
Rolled 98, 60 = 158 (2d100)>>4476966Damnit
Rolled 2, 64 = 66 (2d100)>>4476966Okay.
>>4476967FUUUUU->>4476969Ok
>>4476969
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4476989NOW DELIVER THE FINISHING BLOW! ICE CREAM UPPERCUT! WITH TWO SCOOPS!
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4476989EAT. THE. ICE. CREAM.
Rolled 85, 24 = 109 (2d100)>>4476992>>4476991ROLL IT
Rolled 16, 38 = 54 (2d100)>>4476995Okay.
Rolled 30, 31 = 61 (2d100)>>4476995EEEEEAAAAAAAT THIIIIIIIIIS!
Rolled 52, 9 = 61 (2d100)>>4476995
Rolled 52, 70 = 122 (2d100)>>4476995NIGGERS WHY AREN'T YOUR ROLLS GOOD
>>4476999WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ROLL LATE
>>4476998
>>4477001GRAB HER WHILE LUKE AND BOY FORCE FEED HER
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4477001Bear hug her ass and get boys to shovel ice cream into her mouth.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4477001>>4477003>>4477004YEAH THAT
Rolled 97, 66 = 163 (2d100)>>4477005ROLL 2d100 TO KEEP HER IN THE HOLD
Rolled 86, 70 = 156 (2d100)>>4477011OH BAH GAWD
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4477011>autoloseSOMEBODY HELP US
Rolled 54, 27 = 81 (2d100)>>4477011>>4477013
>>4477012
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4477023The heroine sees Rasputin is in trouble and helps him!
>>4477026Suddenly, the powered armored heroine dashes in and tackles betty!
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4477030Lets check in on Bobby.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4477030Take a large hit to your confusion meter
>>4477031why would you even want to check in on Bobby
>>4477031Stuck in the ground somewhere
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4477038He accidentally woke up the flesh mound.
>>4477039The self regenerating flesh mound awakens. It desires to be eaten.....but sadly Bobby is a skeleton.The flesh mound cries. But it does not have tear ducts
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4477043Be the fleshmound.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4477043It possesses him instead, making him into its skeleton to move around and terrorize all that cross it.It's very far though.
>>4477044You are now the fleshmound. You desire to be eaten, that is your purpose. To feed humanity with your endless supply of flesh. But sadly this is a skeleton. You'd cry. But you do not have tear ducts
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4477052>>4477045Far from where everyone else is
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4477052Back to Rasputin, his anger is slowly growing.
OP did your internet crash again
>>4477054This is turning into a real bum afternoon. Both your sister and your student is refusing to listen. And there's this random weirdo heroine. Everything's so loud. So annoying.....
>>4477063So, if the armored heroine has Betty pinned down, let's go in with the double whammy technique of headpats and icecream combined on Betty.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4477064>>4477063muh roll
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4477063Unleash a beam of pure anger towards the heroine and your sister.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4477063Uh...Rasputin...call from hero association...they're inviting Big Sis and everyone to the new ceremony
>>4477066why would you even want to make them more angry
>>4477066No. You must not go wild. You must control yourself. And also you must not hurt Betty.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4477072Then lets tackle that bitch attacking our (mind controlled) sister.
Rolled 1 (1d100)Then, look for an opening to headpat Betty; That will be much better than an offensive attack.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4477072If it helps, the audience is mistaking it for a spar and are actually paying more money
>>4477075"THAT'S RIGHT. STEP RIGHT UP! ONE IN A MILLION SHOW ON THE SKELETON ISLAND, LADIES AND GENTS! THE SKELETON DOJO IS SHOWING OFF THEIR SKILLS IN THIS MOCK BATTLE. 20 BUCKS FOR A TICKET. COME ON"
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4477080Take your anger out on Luke instead, while boy stockpiles more ice cream in an attempt to stop the fight.
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4477080Lets be Boy for a bit.
>>4477082The entire island rumbles as Rasputin yells his displeasure for Capitalism. But at least he's in control enough to not get physical.Yet.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4477090Quick Boy, splash ice cream on the girls before the situation gets worse!Like Jeanne waking up and seeing her lookalike
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4477090Lets quickly smash cut to Bobby and his new pet fleshmound.
>>4477092
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4477099"I like this thing."
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4477099>>4477100Maybe you can use this to get revenge on Shotasniffer!It won't backfire or anything, and make everyone, especially not Quattro hate you.Nope.
>>4477101>>4477100
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4477107It immediately backfires>>4477045
>>4477108
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4477115Cut to Boy>>4477091
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4477115Become Bobbymound.
>>4477116CAN YOU DO IT BOY?
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4477123Yes we hope so
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4477123Slam that shit into her mouth like Barkley.
Rolled 71, 18 = 89 (2d100)>>4477128ROLL IT 1D100+40 For ze boi for being fast
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4477130
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4477130GO BOY GO
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4477130Okay.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4477130WELCOME TO THE SLAM
>>4477134
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4477140She seperates, since they have different preferences in ice cream flavors
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4477140Welp now that's all done with lets check on the moonbase.
>>4477143
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4477145Be Marian
>>4477146
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4477150Be interrupted by one of the villains
>>4477153Ah yes, the greatest villain of all: OP's irl shit.Thread suspended. Will continue later. Much apologies. Udpates be here n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4477157ayo, where's OP
>>4477358Dead. revive in about 9-10 hours
>>4477366I can't believe marian is fucking dead
>>4477366where's OP now
Rolled 6 (1d100)Commence awesome Marian fight sequence.BUT LET HIM SHOUT HIS SPECIAL MOVE CAUSE HE'S A WEEB
>>4478224Stucxk somehwere, wait for an hour
>>4478241the stuckness was more than I expected. shit
>>4478241Okee it’s been an hour.Rolling for Marian to yell his special move as he attacks
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4478282>>4478281I mean... roll for OP to get unstuck.
>>4478284OP will get unstuck in 44 hours, confirmed
>>4478289Kk gg np
Rolled (1d00)>>4478289woah
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4478303nani
>>4478289It's been 44 hours
>keyboard brokeuh oh
2 hours have passed until next calamity
>>4481645how dangerous
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4481661as dangerous as marian succeeding
>>4481664
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4481668LOOK OUT MARIAN PLOT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU
>>4481669OH SHIT WATCH OUT
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4481671Looks like the conspiracy nuts are tech loversSHOOT
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4481676Roll 1d100
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4481687Hm
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4481687not the plot
>>4481691rattatatatat
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4481698Marian feels sense of accomplishment
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4481698Where did Marian get this mech suit?
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4481698>>4481702good question and those guys' mech look like the one from the energy plant
>>4481703"I, uuuhhhhh, well....."A. Built it after he was let out of gay baby jail to at least have something mech related but not to the level of the robopocalypseB. Always had it in his closetC. Interrogated the nuclear power plant guys to get it
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4481710A with some C, but there's no AI, honest, don't put me in the zebra cell again sis
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4481710Bclosetyou don't wanna know what else is in there
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4481710>>4481712B
>>4481714"....but nothing to worry about, i assure you"
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4481719whatever, marian, villain behind you
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4481719put "confiscate Marian's closet" on to do list
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4481720OH SHIT ROLL 2D100 QUICK
Rolled 46, 86 = 132 (2d100)>>4481726
Rolled 49, 64 = 113 (2d100)>>4481726so are we heroes now or what
>>4481730trying to be villains, but heroes by accident
>>4481730Of-Of course not! This is merely a villainous turf war! Fighting over who gets to control the moon! Surely!
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4481733"Hello...wait who the hell are you?"
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4481733good thing there are no reporters and bystanders here to misrepresent our actions
>>4481734"FUCK YOU MEAN WHO AM I? I'M MARIAN G KUJO! LEADER OF THE GSG! ONE OF THE MAIN PLAYERS IN THE SKELETON ISLAND WARS""Yeah sorry, doesn't ring a bell, bro"
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4481743Marian accidentaly slips his online alias which he uses for his youtube channel about robots
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4481743"Man, the Raider got a better person to fight, and he was that guy who manned the bar in the commercial."
>>4481747[Autistic screeching]
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4481748Manlet Raider commercial cuts in
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4481748"WAIT, YOU WERE THE FUCK WHO HELPED ROBBED MY PLANT"
>>4481750"ATOMIZE THAT FUCKING SKELETON"
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4481756Marian defeats them with power of pure unfiltered autism
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4481756>>4481757"...can we go back to the part where you don't know me?"
>>4481759OH SHIT ROLL 2D100 QUICK
Rolled 70, 1 = 71 (2d100)>>4481761oh shit against what
Rolled 93, 19 = 112 (2d100)>>4481761
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4481761Whoops, dropped my dice
>>4481763BOOSTERS ENGAGED. EVASIVE MANEUVER SUCCESS
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4481770Marian is kinda competent todayMaybe proper exoskeleton was the answer all alonginstead of safety of mech cockpit
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4481770So this nut must be the conspiracy leader in his personal space suit, see if you can take his cronies out>>4481772
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4481770ENGAGE MISSLES TO DESTROY!
>>4481772
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4481787
>>4481787can't go against facts, Marian.
>>4481789>>4481773>>4481783shit
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4481787Exoskeleton is like a miniature mech anyways
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4481787>>4481791fug
>>4481797
>>4481797stopdon't do itMarian and me will go on autistic tirade about how big a difference between exoskeleton and meche there is.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4481800oh look, the conspiracy guys are charging at you
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4481800embrace your inner self, Marian
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4481800Look do you want to be useful or no?>>4481802I will one up you with claiming that both are fursuits for technophiles
>>4481805please, we have decency unlike those creatureseven Marian has
>>4481805"Perhaps it's not that an exoskeleton, or a power armor even, is a tiny mech""But a mech is just a really big exoskeleton"
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4481816keep arguing in your own brain while the tech conspiracy stares at you
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4481816Difference there is that you wear exoskeleton, but you pilot mech.Aka one is a "clothing" while other is a "vehicle".Also one can argue that existence of a cockpit is also important note.
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4481816Maybe the real Mech was the friends we made along the way.
>>4481818"Sir, what is he doing?""Dunno. Just shoot him"
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4481829Sudden cut to CO.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4481829autism powers activate
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4481829Marian shows competency instead
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4481834ROLL 2D100 TO ACTIVATE AUTISTIC POWERS
Rolled 50, 36 = 86 (2d100)>>4481840they never gotta know what hit them
Rolled 16, 87 = 103 (2d100)>>4481840
>>4481841"The fuck"
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4481843rip in pepperoni
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4481843Marian accidently destroys half the moon with his autism power's
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4481843"RAGH SUPER ROBOT SEASON 3 WAS THE BEST"
>>4481846Well I wouldn't go THAT far. Half the moonbase, maybe.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4481858that's reasonable compromise
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4481858Shotasniffer would soon shout "MARIAN"but right now you're locked in battle with the conspiracy leader
>>4481861What's LESS reasonable....is that OP gotta go sleep sleep now. We'll continue....tomorrow night, maybe. toodles.Updates n shit as always: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4481865thanks for bread OPglad to catch it for oncetake care
tomorrow is today unless OP is dead
>>4483211the future is now
>>4481865>>4484563and it's 12 hours
>>4486532Is it? Is it reeeeally?
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4486556>>4481865get us back to the actionlet's switch to Lilly now since Marian had his spotlight last time
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4486556Yes, see what happened to Marian
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4486556Even = MarianOdd = Lily
>>4486561Fighting them ninjas
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4486589ninjas are conflicted over attacking a little girl
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4486589Ninjas surround her with katanas and ninja stars>>4486596THIS TOO
>>4486597"so....uh....it's a little girl""YEAH SO? WE BADASS CYBER NINJAS"
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4486620Lilly does a jumping overhead smash to ripple the ground across the moon!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4486621ROLL 2D100+10 bonus
Rolled 58, 42 = 100 (2d100)>>4486623FUCK THESE NIGGAS UP
>>4486625
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4486632big bad boss ninja dude shows up and he took quattro hostage since he got wasted off the viking's drink
>>4486635
Rolled 45 (1d100)LET GO OF MY BROTHER, FIEND!
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4486656Conspiracy boss tech dude comes in with an exhausted Marian hostage
>>4486656>>4486659actually this dude's response is cool
>>4486659
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4486684>>4486658BROTHERS, EVEN
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4486684>>4486685god damn stop rolling 99s, anonyou gonna make me look bad
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4486684Marian gets out of the hold
>>4486685"Then how about you drop your sword""And surrender?"
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4486695Shotasniffer sneaks up behind them with a really angry look on her face
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4486695You know very well that will just make the person you want more angry.>>4486698Like so
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4486695no
>>4486698
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4486723Shotasniffer bashes their heads together with EXTREME FORCE
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4486723Hello.>>4486727
Rolled 22, 15 = 37 (2d100)>>4486729Roll 2d100+40 bonusThose 2 guys gets a 2d100, picking the highest one for their result
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4486737>autowinboth guys realized they should have stayed home
Rolled 74, 66 = 140 (2d100)>>4486737>>4486744
>>4486748
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4486753Shotasniffer repeats over and over, panicking the ninjas and conspiracy members into fleeing or surrendering.
>>4486758Soon, the walls are covered in their brain matter and their skulls are basically mush
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4486775"Hey, want some popcorn?" - Lilly
>>4486779No comment
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4486790Receive important military contracts and tech info from their headless bodies.
>>4486792Looted. So this means they're the tech mogul and military contractor. The 2 other guys that were your possibly kidnapping targets. Woooow. It alllllll comes togetherrrr
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4486797Let's now go back to the island side where Rasputin is now just mildly frustrated now that the Bettys have separated due to conflicting taste in ice cream
>>4486798"Vanilla sucks! Chocolate Mint is much better!""You don't know shit about ice cream! Shut the fuck up!""we still gonna need those headpats tho""yea"Whatever works to break the mind control, I suppose
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4486810Still have that heroine cozying up to you though, wonder what's her deal, not like they made you particularly attractive in the commercials
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4486810Status check on everyone.
>>4486815Lessee. The 2 bettys are pacified. Luke and his crew is helping with cleaning up the kaiju mess. Jeanne is in the infirmary. Boy and the kid genius are helping Luke. Skeleton islanders in general are safe. Those pizza delivery guys left. Dojo students got a good show when you fight the fusion Betty, hopefully they learned a few things......aaaand this one heroine is looking at you weird.This has been quite a day
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4486826How about the moon crew?
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4486826Wait, you forgot someone.Where's the Chosen One, you could have sworn he didn't leave in the shuttle so he should be at home
>>4486829Reports came in that the moonbase was under attack. But seems like they managed to put it under control. Good. You didn't have to take a shuttle up there to help.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4486842>>4486833
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4486842let quattro sober up
>>4486844>>4486846Whatever happens.....I gotta head out to deal with some shit. Sorry for ending it early. Emergency bullshit. Will uh, continue later tonight or something. Toodles.here b updateS:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4486857take care OPshit happens, but you usually pull thru that.thanks for bread
>>4486857where's OP at
>>4487278mourning indivisible
>>4487279I heard it wasn't that good of a game from friend who backed it.
>>4487282it wasn't
>>4487284nothing of value is lost then
>>4487286>nothing of value is lostmoney was lost
>>4487290and whose fault is that?Kickstarter mistakes should've been learned with Mighty N 9
>>4487293Man I never backed anything on it and I still feel kinda scammed
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4487308Thank MikeZ for screwing himself over
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4487308I'm more sad about skullgirls seemingly being cursed>>4487311while it nice to have horse to beat as the source of all evil, I doubt it was all that simple
>>4487311>>4487312That launch party is finally over. So sad. First year it made it into EVO too.
>>4487312skullgirls might be savedyeah there were definitely some underlying issues but MikeZ apparently lit the fuse
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4487318and it took worldwide pandemic to make it to EVOand EVO gets cancelled anywaylike jesus christ, give game a break
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4487318>>4487320>EVOhahaLet's go to Jeanne
>>4487321Currently being made to rest....and also reflect on her mistakes.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4487330do the gundam quote
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4487330Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes, see, we kept the kaiju
>>4487333"Nicol was fifteen, he loved the piano......wait. That's not the correct quote for this"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4487340>>4487334
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4487340fucking seedfags
>>4487342"Wait what, report, GSG agent""YEah, it became docile, almost retarded even, after its main head was lobotomized via laser. So Rasputin ordered it to be...."A. Locked up and completely sedated for further studyB. Put into its own enclosure in a remote and secured part of the islandC. Skinned and made into a rug for his dojo bedroom. The rest of the Kaiju will be used to feed the guests and studentsD. [enter decision here]
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4487351C
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4487351B
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4487351D, turned into a cyborg kaiju
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4487357+1
>>4487354
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4487371how the meat tasted like tho
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4487371Awww.At least the meat tastes good and gives strength
>>4487375Gives Rasputin the perfect excuse to throw in some extra training for tomorrow
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4487382They even give Jeanne a piece
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4487382students gonna LOVE it
>>4487386"Here, Jeanne. A succulent dish. Made out of your own "precious child". Hope you enjoy the fruit of your labor""nnnnnnmmmmm, I don't like the way you say that, it's like reminder of my , erm, lapse in judgment""That's because it is""aw man"
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4487394Jeanne gains weird kaiju powers from eating the soup
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4487394it's tasty tho
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4487394"Though it did result in me negotiating with the "pizza men" for contracts, so good job I guess">>4487398
>>4487400"Does that mean I'm not in trouble?""let's not get too hasty here. Now eat your dinner""o-okay"It did taste pretty good tho
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4487411Now that Jeanne's okay; what about the lady in the suit that wants to go on a date with Rasputin?
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4487411>>4487413Jeanne sees that lady
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4487411so anywaytake quattro to dojo and make him sober
>>4487416he's not even here
>>4487417take him anyway
>>4487419one moon cannon to earth coming up
>>4487421rasputin can take that
>>4487423no, we are shooting quattro through that directly to the dojo
>>4487426gotta need good booze for that to work
>>4487414"...wait. who's that?""Uh....I...dunno. Apparently she's a superheroine that REALLY liked my commercial. Or something. I'm not sure. But she did help with fusion Betty. So the least I could do is treat her to dinner. I guess"
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4487432Be suspicious of her, she's CLEARLY just using him to get to your lovely Ken.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4487432I want my spaghetti sequel
>>4487434
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4487447Meanwhile at Ken's
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4487447So, what's going on at the moonbase with Ken?
>>4487450"No. I won't bone Luke so you can justify you and Jeanne's weirdo incest bullshit"
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4487464Ken has perfectly acceptable alternativeand more hot too
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4487464"Also stop interrupting me while I'm driving over the enemies, I'm trying to crash"
>>4487466
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4487481OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4487481eurobeat medieval edition starts playinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhJMPDgeMBo&ab_channel=Timawanabe
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4487481>>4487483>>4487485"man if they only removed those speed bumps, it would be faster"
>>4487483She then crashed a shuttle right into the Ancient Evil's giant battleship
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4487492inside someone played DnD campaign and she joins
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4487492Well that should account for everyone, we're ok, everyone is here.Cut to Chosen One being held captive by the Ancient Evil
>>4487498"It's still pretty weird that this one just dropped right into our laps, isn't it""Yeah, he just kinda flew over and crash landed right in the middle of our compound back on earth. Like someone launched him there. By accident""How strange. Anyway, go take care of those intruders that crashed into the ship. We need to keep the siege going""Yes sir"
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4487503Now, back to Ken and Olessa! PLOT AND FIGHTING HAPPENS
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4487503"Call from the boss lady, my lord. She's asking why it's taking so long to capture "that bitch's" heroic daughter and the rest of the skeleton."
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4487503is this power rangers' ship?where are rest of color crew
>>4487510"Yeah well tell her she can suck my giant fire dick""Well okay then, ahem, y---""WAIT NO DON'T ACTUALLY SAY THAT, DUMBASS"
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4487521Chosen One listens in
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4487521too late, zordon knockoff
>>4487529"you can suck his giant fire d-----"
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4487539"I'm on video, dumbass, I heard everything."
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4487539that wakes up chosen one
>>4487541>>4487544"NO YOU DIDN'T. NUH UUUHHHHH. MUSTA BEEN THE WIND"
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4487551Wind isn't this homosexual at this time of the year I'll have you know
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4487551break free
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4487551>>4487556"Forget it, I already have trouble covering for my husband as he trains himself to beat Lolisniffer.."
>>4487559"OF COURSE. OF COURSE, MA'AM. WE'LL TAKE DOWN THEIR CHILDREN SOON ENOUGH AND WEAKEN THEM ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SWOOP IN AND ELIMINATE THEM"
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4487567break free while they are distracted
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4487567>>4487570"You better. That fucking bitch should not call herself Shadowboss Jr:
>>4487570
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4487589find ammo cash and setup some proper fireworks
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4487589>>4487594Time for an Ancient Evil to be banished into the history books
>>4487597AND NOW. Chosen One sneaks through the enemy spaceship to find their ammo stash and blow these fuckers to kingdom come!In about....8 hours. See ya. shieeeeeet.Updates be here, as usual: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4487616thanks for bread, OPtake care.
1 hour, OP
>>4488390Yeah but you see, I'm bad at math, so it doesn't count
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4488406Chosen One knocks that power ranger out metal gear style
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4488406point, so what's the situation now>>4488411
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4488411ROLL 2d100+20 bonus
Rolled 39, 81 = 120 (2d100)>>4488414AUTO WIN NIGGA
Rolled 20, 73 = 93 (2d100)>>4488414
Rolled 97, 31 = 128 (2d100)>>4488414did we say knock out, we mean neck snap
>>4488421>>4488417>>4488416
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4488423take his id card
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4488423Take the dude's uniform to blend in
>>4488425
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4488430We got a quick map of the ship?
>>4488431
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4488433zoom in for further detailalso where are we right now?
>>4488435Sneaking off from the command bridged, you're now in what seems to be the connecting central pathway between the ship's areas.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4488439Head left on the map, that big room must have secrets
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4488439what is shortest way to ammo storage
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4488439All you gotta do is to get to the ammo depot, get some explosives, then blow up the engine room to kingdom come.Easy, not like your siblings are already here.
>>4488443Map says thattaway
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4488454proceed there
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4488454>>4488456we go in that direction then
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4488454Go there
>>4488457Oh shit! Another one! keep your cool
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4488461we keep our cool
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4488462>>4488461Eh, we just walk past this dude and hope he doesn't try to talk to us
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4488463ROLL 2d100 to keep your cool and walk past this dude+20 bonus
Rolled 71, 72 = 143 (2d100)>>4488467act naturalact naturaloh shi
>>4488468Aight, we good
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4488475Keep going
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4488475proceed to ammo storage
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4488475>screams of pain from behindJust move along
>>4488476
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4488486don't tell me it's locked
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4488486Aight, hit the button and we should be in
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4488486What's inside
>>4488488Well kinda.Keypad's broken
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4488496Looks like someone punched it to shit to get in
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4488496that's weird.punch it harder then, maybe that will unlock the door
>>4488498And broke the damn thing, now it won't even open
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4488503punch it harder
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4488503Suddenly door opens from the other side
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4488504Roll 2d100Door has +30 bonus
Rolled 46, 90 = 136 (2d100)>>4488520
Rolled 54, 66 = 120 (2d100)>>4488520
>>4488524>1 away from failure
>>4488527gotta keep things interesting
>>4488524
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4488536door opens with previous visitors still being inside
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4488536An alarm starts to go off.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4488536>>4488537
>>4488538Ohshit. Better set up that bomb quick
>>4488556did the door opened tho
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4488556"EVERYONE REPORT TO ARMOURY, INTERLOPERS ARE INSIDE KILLING EVERYONE"Wait...
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4488556Wait do we even have a bomb on us?
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4488556>>4488557fug
>>4488559Well the plan was you could make a makeshift one using whatever's lying around the armory an---oh hey there's already a bomb in here. And it's already counting down.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4488563be proud for your comrades in arm by yelling "WHY THE FUCK NO ONE TOLD ME"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4488563Alarm shouts "ENEMIES IN THE ENGINE ROOM">>4488564
>>4488565shitGotta scram before they get here. And also remember to chew them out later.....despite the fact that nobody knew you were even kidnapped. But still.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4488579run just quickly enough to nearest breach point to leap out with explosion in backgroundlike true power ranger
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4488579Sudden sucker punch.
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4488579Run in the direction of screaming cult power rangers
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4488580ROLL 2d100+20 bonus
Rolled 91, 85 = 176 (2d100)>>4488586Okay.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4488586>autowinyou are natural
>>4488587
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4488592Now listen for screaming cult rangers
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4488592Now do the super hero pose
>>4488593Over there! Something else crashed onto the moon from the exploded ship!
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4488597get space popcorn
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4488597Move in to help your brother.
>>4488598"pssst. hey. Ya wan some space popcorn?"
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4488601Hell fucking yeah dude.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4488601sure
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4488601>>4488602salted
>>4488602"Credit card, pls"
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4488605Search your disguise for a credit card
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4488605thankfully your disguise had it in pockets
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4488606Roll 2d100
Rolled 81, 60 = 141 (2d100)>>4488609
Rolled 67, 93 = 160 (2d100)>>4488609
>>4488610
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4488613niceEnjoy your copy of skyrim
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4488613"You're holding up the line dipshit!"
>>4488615Oh geex fine, get your space popcorn
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4488617Let's check in on the island.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4488617turn behind to find a queue formingin front is one of your siblings
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4488617chomp down
>>4488620"Move it"
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4488626Hello Quattro, seems sis brought you in on the moon adventure
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4488626move out of line and watch quattro
>>4488627"What the hell are you talking about? I don't know you ya weirdo"
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4488629unmask yourselfdramatically
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4488629Pull out your mask"Uh oh"- Quattro
>>4488631DUN DUN
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4488637
>>4488638>>4488637dun?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4488637we are interrupted by following messages from ship going crashing down in our general direction
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4488637"Holy shit Jim's a fucking skeleton."
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4488637Quattro panics and punches
>>4488640And the message is:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4488646CALM DOWN EVERYONE THIS IS YOUR PILOT SPEAKING, THIS IS JUST A GENERAL CRASH
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4488646I guess they also after popcornstep aside
>>4488648The "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" gets louder
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4488653Pilot: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA""damnit olessa"
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4488653maybe we should move
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4488653"Hey guys it's engineering, reactors fucked we are going to die."
>>4488656Maybe maybe. And maybe OP will return in about 7 hours. Gotta go, shieeeeet.
>>4488658thanks for bread OPmoon will be fiiine
>>4491409Yesbut you see, OP is bad at math
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4491453also bad at sleep, but now we go back to the popcorn queue where Quattro is scared
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4491453Let's check on one of the many one off characters that have appreed in this quest.
>>4491457Look. It's a fish guy
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4491460"Man, I miss that yellow guy already"
>>4491463
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4491466cut to said yellow guy currently being controlled by a flesh glob
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4491466Let's go on an epic fish man adventure.
>>4491466You ever seen Godfather?
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4491469
>>4491470"waht"
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4491476back to Bobby
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4491476"Da movie godfather yah dolt."
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4491476Godfather 2 wasn't so bad...
>>4491479"We can't watch movies underwater, stupid"
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4491498We could always go up to the surface world to do it, I heard that island of skeletons has set up a movie theater
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4491498"Oh hey what's that handsome and terrifying meat man in a sun shirt doing here."
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4491498"Man this show about fish fucking sucks!" says Quattro passing it by
>>4491504
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4491520Meanwhile, the island skeleton team realizes that Chosen One has been missing
>>4491528"Hey Luke. You seen Chosen One around? I need his help in some USSR admin stuff""Thought we went on the moonbase mission""No he didn't""....oh"
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4491553Don't tell Rasputin about his disappearance, he'll blow his top
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4491553"Lets watch the news just incase he might have robbed a bank or something."
>>4491559"...in other news. There were absolutely no crime today. That's a first!"
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4491563We should do some crimes
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4491563"Welp looks like we need to fix that."
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4491563So you wanna not tell Rasputin about it?
>>4491564Of course. Crimes. That totally wont somehow ending up making us heroes for some reason.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4491577Lets see what resources were lacking.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4491577"Uh...how's Jeanne doing?"
>>4491582Could be anything from cash to manpower. Really.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4491602Meanwhile in the moon, we're getting a lot of both
>>4491607With their leaders slain. The conspirators and ninjas scatter. Those with less than substantial loyalty submit themselves and offer up cash and resources in exchange for their lives
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4491631Wait, the floating head ancient evil wasn't dead?Uh oh.
>>4491632Surely he was killed in his ship both exploding and also crashing into the moon. And wont come back in a boss fight or anything.Surely
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4491641Anyway whats the status on the moonbase.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4491641Let's go to Quattro panicking with Marian behind him at Chosen One's face first
>>4491648
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4491654Oh, I forgot I was wearing this mask in case I was caught
>>4491659AH A SPOOKY SKELETON
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4491665"Holy shit Todd's been turned into a skeleton."
>>4491667
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4491677Lets check on boy.
>>4491685"Hiya Aunt Betty""Hey Boy. Where's Rasputin? It's time to do some crimes""Oh he's on a date right now""Haha, nice joke, kid. Now where's your papa at""It's not a joke tho""wat"
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4491697Now, let's see how Rasputin is doing on his date!
>>4491702Ah. They've just arrived at the skeleton island resort restaurant. Currently ordering. And Rasputin's.....A. a smooth operatorB. doesn't even know that this is a dateC. on the verge of a mental breakdownD. thinking she could be a spy for the heroesE. has alt betty stalking himF. thinking the steak looks pretty good, maybe he should order that
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4491729>E. has alt betty stalking him>D. thinking she could be a spy for the heroes>F. thinking the steak looks pretty good, maybe he should order thatall three
>>4491733+1
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4491770>>4491729G. What the guy above said with the added bonus of Betty stalking too
>>4491733"Hmmm.....this heroine seems pretty suspicious. Better play along for now""Can I take your order sir?""Ah of course, I'll have the ste..........Alt Betty. What are you doing?""I dunno what you're talking about sir, I'm just a waitress"
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4491790We'll just order the steak... and keep our eye on this 'waitress'.
>>4491794There's a sudden influx of suspicious people on this island. Very ominous. What'll happen next? Will Rasputin get to the bottom of this mystery? Who knows. It's almost 5AM here so my sleep schedule is once again fucked. See you next time.Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
works' a piece of shit.Thread in 24 hours
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4495441ayo it's been 24 hourswhere's that plot
>>4496861>24it's only been like 23.35 hours
>>4496861Plot will come.....in about 2 hours
>>4496865>2 hours nigga why ain't you ready already
>>4496868Because I still got work
Is OP awake enough
>>4496974>>4496885Guess not
>>4497016Gonna need some more timeShit came up
>>4497040So afternoon then
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