(This is a short, simple quest meant to last only 10 turns or in-universe years. Which god will you be?)

>Gnoloshiva, goddess of gnolls
>Gobby, god of goblins
>Zorco, god of orcs
>Kobolette, goddess of kobolds

>>4453825
>Kobolette, goddess of kobolds

>>4453825
>Gobby, god of goblins

>>4453825
>Kobolette, goddess of kobolds

>>4453825
>Gobby, god of goblins

>>4453825
>Kobolette, goddess of kobolds

Kobolette it is then.

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Ahh! It sure is a good day to be a goddess, sitting in your floating palace, doing... absolutely nothing, it seems.

Such is your life as Kobolette, the goddess of kobolds. You don't understand or remember how you came to be, or why you stand above all members of your species. All you know is that you watch, guide and protect them by following your set of divine principles. It may not be the most exciting thing ever, but it sure is a fine and enjoyable existence... though it does tend to get a bit lonely sometimes.

Nobody can challenge your power except the gods from the nearing civilizations, but thankfully you are all in good terms... well, not with Gobby, the god of goblins. His species are nothing but gross and depraved creatures. The sole thought of him repulses you! Ew!

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Not counting that guy, everything is pretty much fine around here. The thousands of kobold tribes that follow you are thriving, and you've got a nice afterlife prepared for all those that obey you.

These are stable times, and it makes you very happy.

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As you are sitting in your throne, chilling and meditating on the current state of everything, you suddenly receive the energy of a prayer... it seems that one of your followers is calling to you.

"Oh, almighty Kobolette, please accept this humble sacrifice, and answer this one's call for help! This one is in desperate need of your divine advice!"

In the past, you've made it clear that only high priests, shamans and champions can communicate with you directly, after making a worthy sacrifice, of course. If the common folk require help, they must talk to them, for they are the perfect role models of your established principles. You were getting tired of so many people talking to you at once, requesting things and advice and asking all sort of questions, so it was necessary for your mental health.

This follower is just a common tribesmen who has violated the procedure you established. And not just that - his sacrifice is nothing but a measly rabbit that has signs of decomposition. This is an incredibly disrespectful act.

>Smite the kobold
>"HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY REST, MEASLY MORTAL!!!"
>"I hear you, follower. Tell me what you need."
>Don't answer the prayer
>Write in

>>4453983
>"HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY REST, MEASLY MORTAL!!!"

>>4453983
>my child I have heard your prayers speak so that I might help you

>>4453987
be nice to our follower, he is a simple mortal that needs help

>>4453987
>>4453994
Tiebreaking in 10 minutes unless there's another vote

>>4453983
This >>4453993

>>4453993
support

>>4453993
Going for this option.

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Oh, whatever. Not all followers are of equal intelligence. You doubt he's aware of the magnitude of the offense he is committing, so you'll forgive him for now. But only because he's ignorant.

Your words echo into the follower's mind. "My child, I have heard your prayers. Speak, so that I might help you." The kobold looks surprised, maybe not so much that you answered his prayers, but probably because he didn't expect you, the highest being, to be so nice and open to him after such a pathetic offering.

He *is* your child, after all. You want your people to be as happy as possible, even if they get on your nerves sometimes. But you highly doubt his problems are of such transcendent nature that not even the priests could aid him... that is, if he has tried consulting with them at all.

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The kobold named Makazura tells you of his issues. The moment you accept his sacrifice, you immediately become aware of what he has done, but you let him express his feelings anyway.

"Thank you Goddess for answering my prayer! I want to ask for advice on solving a problem that has been troubling my heart for a very long time... I know that you know my sin, but I must confess it with my lips: I am cheating on my wife. A night of passion where I felt to temptation has turned into an obsession with my lover that has lasted for months, and I cannot simply leave it behind, for I am already involved in the mess. I have broken the sacred oath of loyalty to my true mate, unbeknown to her, which conflicts me immensely. We are a loving family, and everyday I am invaded with the fear that I will eventually pay for my sins..."

The kobold begins to cry. "I don't want my wife to find out what happened, nor I want that cougar to speak up and destroy our marriage! This stupid mistake will follow me to my grave if I don't do something, but I don't KNOW what to do! Goddess, I am trapped! I beg for your aid! I just want everything to go back to normal... what should I do?!"

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As expected, it's just marital problems, one of the most common issues that your followers used to contact you for advice to deal with.

>Smite the kobold
>"Do you have any idea of who you are speaking to? I don't care about those banalities, mortal!"
>Erase Makazura and his secret lover's memories of all their nights of passion
>Give him an actual tip or solution (Write in)
>Search in his mind for more information on... (Write in)
>Cut the communication link, you don't give a damn about this (End of Turn 1)
>Write in

>>4454133
>Give him an actual tip or solution (Write in)

>Admit to your mate and give her a child or a few, and do acts of Charity around your town

Boom, godly advice

Last update for tonight btw, see you tomorrow

>>4454137
+1

>>4454139
See you, OP

this quest is great so far

>>4454137
Support, Suggest to him next time something like this comes up try talking with shamen first

>>4454197
>>4454137
>adding on, put a bit of god power behind, that confession so that things actually work out for him rather than causing his marriage to fail

>>4454137
Supporting. Our followers need to own up to their mistakes.

>>4454133
>Just turn him into a tree, it's the universal divine solution.

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It's time to give this mortal a piece of your perfect, godly advice. "Admit to your mate and give her a child or a few, and do acts of charity around your tribe. That will be enough to redeem yourself."

The follower is taken aback by your answer. "W-what?! But... but I don't want my wife to know what I did!"

"Then you would rather live a life of uneasiness, hiding the truth away from her?" you retort back at the man. "Confess to your mate, learn from your mistake, and do not repeat it again. Go!"

The mortal hesitates again. "What if she doesn't forgive me? I... I don't want her to dump me..."

Hmph! This man has got a nerve to doubt your wisdom! Such is his ignorance that he does not realize he is talking to a Goddess, a being much older, knowledgeable and powerful than him! As much as you'd love to punish this kobold for his insolence, you shall forgive this offense for now. You won't let a mortal ruin your good mood.

You give the skeptic one last, definite command. "Obey me, mortal, and you shall see the fruits of your faith." If he is a true follower, he will comply without further questions or doubts. The kobold is silent for a few seconds, but eventually nods. "Oh, forgive my imprudence, almighty Kobolette! I shall do as you say, because you know what is best for me!"

Indeed you do. "Next time you are in need of advice, inquire with the shaman", you add in before cutting the communication link and going back to rest.

Being a goddess can sometimes be tiresome.

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You forget almost immediately about the incident as you drift away into a nice sleep.

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Later during that month, a kobold named Makazura contacts you by sacrificing a measly decomposing bunny. He's deeply thankful you for the advice you gave him weeks ago. He confessed to his wife and felt supported by your presence, as if the words that came out from his mouth were blessed, because he expressed his feelings of regret in a very sincere way. Indeed, you blessed this follower for his faith. Now he knows why it's foolish to doubt your wisdom - you NEVER let your people down.

The mortal tells you that his wife was very sad and furious for what he did, but despite his betrayal, she forgave him in an act of great love. The man is now in peace with himself, and they are a happy family again.

He also told you that the lover hanged herself, probably because she could not bear to not have him. "That whore deserves it for attempting to destroy my marriage" he comments. He doesn't sound saddened by her death.

A shame about the woman. Despite her sins, she is one of your children and you love her as much as you love all your people, so you shall receive her with open arms in the afterlife.

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END OF YEAR 1

START OF YEAR 2

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Another year, another time to be a great goddess to all kobolds.

Since the incident with that mortal who was cheating on his wife a year ago, whose name you forgot, you've been receiving a lot of banal calls and prayers. The only explanation you find for these strange ocurrences is that the man told others of how he contacted you, and the word spread around. Now everyone thinks they can sacrifice a miserable rabbit to have the privilege to talk to you.

It's a lot of tedious work. You haven't found a window to rest or do your hobbies for so many months...

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Perhaps you need to do something about this. You've got an eternity to live for, and you're not willing to spend all of it being stressed out.

As you meditate in your throne room, thinking of a solution, you receive the energy of a special prayer: a shaman is contacting you. His sacrifice is a delicious elephant. Yummy! Finally an offering worthy of your mightiness!

"The One that Watches from the Skies, answer this one's calling! The people and I *demand* that you apply your hand of justice!"

Hmmm... he put a lot of emphasis on 'demand'. You're not sure you like the tone of this follower's voice. It sounds like he's ordering you around!

>"I hear you, shaman. Speak up."
>"YOU ARE NOT IN POSITION TO DEMAND ANYTHING OF ME, MORTAL!!!"
>Smite the kobold
>Write in

>>4454686
>>Smite the kobold

>>4454686
>"YOU ARE NOT IN POSITION TO DEMAND ANYTHING OF ME, MORTAL!!!"

But listen anyway

>>4454686
>"YOU ARE NOT IN POSITION TO DEMAND ANYTHING OF ME, MORTAL!!!"

>>4454686
>"YOU ARE NOT IN POSITION TO DEMAND ANYTHING OF ME, MORTAL!!!"

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So they're *demanding* something of you, huh?! NOBODY has the authority to talk to you like that! You are the goddess Kobolette, and stand above all members of your race! You take orders from no one, even less from a puny mortal like this shaman! This is a HUGE offense!

You've had enough of your followers treating you with such disrespect and lack of solemnity despite all the hard work you do. It's time to put them in their place! "YOU ARE NOT IN POSITION TO DEMAND ANYTHING OF ME, MORTAL!!!" Your voice echoes in the place of prayer, making the shaman and everyone around him shake in fear as they realize they've incurred your wrath!

The followers prostrate immediately, and the shaman speaks in a quavering voice. "G-Goddess! I did not mean to disrespect you, please forgive my foolishness! I am just a lowly man who says stupid things sometimes!"

"YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON TO INTERRUPT ME, OR I SHALL SMITE YOU ON THE SPOT!!!" you threaten at the shaman, who recoils back in terror. It's just a bluff - you probably won't do it, but the sole fact of saying it makes you feel so much better. It's been a long time since you've asserted your dominance like this.

Your people are like children. As much as you love and indulge them, they often forget that you're the one in charge, and that's when they ought to be disciplined.

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"I-I-I am SO sorry, Goddess! I will get to the point right away!"

You take a deep breath, calm down and pay attention to what your follower has to say. "I am listening, my child."

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"Almighty Kobolette! The reason I call for you is so you apply your rightful hand of justice on the demon that is tied to the Altar of Sacrifices!" He points to a tied up man and a furious crowd surrounding him.

The shaman continues the story. "All of us used to think it was a kobold for all these years - it had a family, friends and nothing about its behavior revealed darkness within his heart... but weeks ago, it finally decided to reveal its true nature - it was a demon in disguise! It went berserk, single-handedly slaughtering countless of men, women and children with its bare hands, including its loved ones!"

The crowd shouts and yells. "KILL IT!!!" "THAT BASTARD KILLED MY SON!!!" "DEATH TO THE DEMON!!!"

Your follower keeps speaking. "After committing the horrible deed, the demon ran away to the wilderness, but we managed to capture it after a long search, and now all the families of the victims of its savagery are demanding justice! They desire that you take the matter in your divine hands, and inflict a most painful and excruciating death upon this creature in order to atone for the suffering it has caused to all of us!"

You examine the man for a moment. Although his face looks devoid of emotions, you notice a faint sense of regret being overshadowed by an evil presence residing within him. Its powers allowed it to fool everyone into thinking that the kobold itself was a demon, but the truth is, he is just a man who has been possessed by an evil spirit. If you kill this man, you would be harming a follower who was forced to do heinous acts against his will.

The shaman and the crowd prostrate and begin chanting your name. "PRAISE KOBOLETTE!!!"

>Destroy the evil presence and demand the kobold to be freed
>Destroy the kobold in a torturous way
>Smite the kobold (painless death)
>Reprimand the shaman and the crowd for their desire of revenge
>Write In

>>4454988
>Destroy the evil presence and demand the kobold to be freed

Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)

>>4454988
>>Write In
Take no responsibility, or you'll be smiting "demons" eternally. They captured the thing, They want justice, it is THERE responsibility to see THERE will done (not yours).

>>4454988
>Destroy the evil presence and demand the kobold to be freed

I mean, its the option that makes sense; we keep a follower and destroy a demon

(Btw, thanks for putting in the effort of drawing the stuff, OP. I like your style)

>>4454988
>Destroy the evil presence and demand the kobold to be freed

>>4454988
>Take the demon out of the kobold for all to see and then destroy it

>>4454988
>Write In
Teach your shaman about how to identify and exorcise demons and guide him through the process with the possessed bold.
Once done tell him to spread that knowledge

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The tribals thirst for revenge, but they are directing their hatred towards the wrong creature. This is not the kobold's fault, and you will let them see why.

You use your powers to expel the evil spirit dwelling in the man's soul. It leaves through his mouth, revealing itself to be a disgusting black blob that you immediately cut down, sending it to oblivion!

As the shaman witnesses the demon leaving the kobold's body, he falls on his knees, muttering to himself. "H-how is this possible?! I... I did not perceive the evil presence! I thought the man WAS the demon!"

Shamans are supposed to be knowledgeable and sufficiently spiritually aware to deal with possessions, but this follower was just as easily swayed as the common folk. You do not approve of his incompetence. “Shaman, you should have the knowledge to identify and exorcise demons. Did you not see the malevolent being that took control of this man?”

“N-no… no, I did not, almighty Kobolette" the kobold excuses himself. "I examined him very closely, and could only arrive to the conclusion that the demon IS the kobold. This is the first time I have failed as a shaman, and it almost took the life of an innocent man... Please forgive my mistake, Goddess. I swear it shall never happen again.”

The exorcized man returns to his senses. He breaks down, crying profusely at the realization of the horrible things he has done. "AAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHYYYYYY!!!"

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Everyone is speechless at what they have witnessed. You decide to break the silence. “My children, as you have seen with your own eyes, there was an evil presence dwelling within this poor man’s soul. Fear not, for I have slain it, and the kobold’s true self has returned. Now, cut his bindings!”

The crowd looks astonished. Nobody seems to believe what happened. Suddenly, someone among the group of people vociferates angrily! “What does the Goddess mean by ‘evil presence’? The kobold IS the demon!”

The followers stare at each other in disbelief, and another voice yells. “That monster looks as evil as always!”

Everyone starts muttering to each other. They are doubting your words, even when you showed them proof of your deeds! The shaman attempts to establish order. “You dare doubt the Goddess, filthy disbelievers?! She has spoken the truth! Such skepticism is a grave sin!”

Another kobold among the horde shouts. “This man killed my son and my wife! They were everything to me! I have nothing left to live for, and I won't rest in peace until I see the bastard SUFFER for what he has done!”

You hear yet another skeptic yelling at the sky, challenging you. “Kobolette, we captured a demon! Why do you refuse to kill it?! Is this another one of your tests?!”

“Maybe it’s not the Goddess who is speaking to us! Perhaps it is another demon, and the 'shaman' is one of its minions!”

Everyone is shouting at you, disapproving of your actions and having the unbearable audacity to deny your words and wisdom. Never before have you seen such arrogance among your people!

>”Faithless sinners! You have seen the evil spirit leaving this man's body, yet you still condemn him and deny the truth I have shown you?!”
>Smite the entire crowd
>Torture the tied up man to appease the crowd
>Free the tied up kobold yourself
>Cut the communication link (End of Turn 2)
>Write in

Last update for tonight by the way, see you all tomorrow.

>>4454995
Thanks bro.

>>4455232
Make a storm start raging above, whatever we do

>>4455232
>”Faithless sinners! You have seen the evil spirit leaving this man's body, yet you still condemn him and deny the truth I have shown you?!”

>>4455232
>”Faithless sinners! You have seen the evil spirit leaving this man's body, yet you still condemn him and deny the truth I have shown you?!”

In addition, brand the Shaman with a holy symbol on his left hand that lightly aches whenever he is about to execute someone to remind him not to be too hasty. Make sure the branding (the ritual, not the mark) is shiny.

>>4455232
>”Faithless sinners! You have seen the evil spirit leaving this man's body, yet you still condemn him and deny the truth I have shown you?!”

Smite the ones who are still insolent

>>4455232
>Smite the entire crowd

>>4455232
>>”Faithless sinners! You have seen the evil spirit leaving this man's body, yet you still condemn him and deny the truth I have shown you?!”
>Smite the opposition

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>>4455232
>“This man killed my son and my wife! They were everything to me! I have nothing left to live for, and I won't rest in peace until I see the bastard SUFFER for what he has done!”
Then may you never rest.

>Excise the man's soul from his body and torture it with the hope of joining his family.

>>4455232
>Appear personally and smite the shit out of the disbelievers.

>>4455232
>”Faithless sinners! You have seen the evil spirit leaving this man's body, yet you still condemn him and deny the truth I have shown you?!”
Manifest in front of them, time for a serious lecture

>>4455232
> Threaten to smite the woman that keeps talking if she doesn't shut up
> He had no control over his actions
> Train the shaman

>>4455674
Support, It's time for a full mom mode lecture

>>4455232
How did the demon get inside that guy?
we may need to also smite him if he is summoning demons.

>>4455232
>Torture the tied up man to appease the crowd

>>4455786
agreed

>>4455232
>”Faithless sinners! You have seen the evil spirit leaving this man's body, yet you still condemn him and deny the truth I have shown you?!”
We cannot and will not tolerate blasphemy. If they persist, we will smite them down.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFXikdimPNw

That’s it! You’ve had enough of hearing these mortals’ insolent remarks! How dare they accuse you of being a demon when you have always used your powers in their service?! You have guided and protected these ungrateful fools for what could be millions of years, yet they still dare question your actions and your divine nature to this day! A Goddess like you works her arse off every day so her children are happy and fulfilled, and this is how they repay you?! Oh, the nerve of these sinners!

Your wrath is so immense that a storm is unleashed upon the tribe! They immediately realize that they have erred, and their vacuous accusations stop, but it is too late to appease you – the offense has been committed, and you cannot tolerate their insolence!

It’s time to give a serious lecture to these rebellious mortals. It is not often that you descend to Earth, but these followers have given you a good reason to do so! You stand up from your throne and use your godly powers to teleport yourself to where the crowd is gathered, descending from the cloudy sky!

The ground shakes at your arrival, signaling your prodigal kids that their powerful Goddess is here. They look up, revealing a shocked look on their faces!

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As your feet touch the moist grass, the astonished mortals quickly prostrate before you, lowering their heads in an act of respect, not daring to look at the highest being directly in the eyes.

The followers have remembered their place. They look like children about to be punished by their mother after throwing a silly tantrum. They begin to vociferate an insincere, terror-induced chanting that does not please you. “Praise the Almighty! Praise Kobolette! Praise the Godde-“

“SILENCE!” you shout your lungs out, sending a shockwave of energy that could be felt kilometers away! ”Faithless sinners! You have seen the evil spirit leaving this man's body, yet you still condemn him and deny the truth I have shown you?!”

The kobolds are silent. You continue lecturing them. “This man had no control over his actions! The death of your loved ones is a tragedy, and I understand your suffering, but to take out your frustration on an innocent neighbor makes you just as evil, if not worse than the demon that took control of him! This is NOT the behavior I expect from my followers!”

You allow a moment of silence to see if anyone dares rebel or question your words. All those that persist on their insolence shall be smited down. Fortunately, all the mortals are listening respectfully - you won’t be forced to purge anyone.

Now that you have gotten your point across, your followers shall receive words of reassurance. “My children, everyone is vulnerable to possessions. Do not point an accusing finger at others for their fall, for it may happen to even the most virtuous of you! Know that your families are now in the afterlife, and one day you shall reunite with them again. Until then, live on, be happy and, above all, be kind to your fellow men!”

Tears of sadness rain down your followers’ eyes as they desperately ask for forgiveness. “Goddess, pardon my insolence!” “Almighty One, I am a fool! I do not deserve your grace!”

One moment, they are cursing your name, and the other, they ask for forgiveness. Such is the duality of koboldkin. As much as you love your people, their lack of inner reflection more than often disappoints you. May this tragedy be a lesson for them that will strengthen their souls and allow them grow wiser.

Your wrath is gone, and the storm ends.

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The shaman quietly stands up and approaches you, making sure to keep a prudent distance. He does not dare to meet your gaze. “G-Goddess… this is an honour, I cannot believe you are walking among us…”

Those are not the right words for this situation. You are annoyed at this man's incompetence. “Why did you fail to identify the demon that had taken over this man?" you ask.

The shaman prostrates again. “My Goddess… this is the first time I have failed to recognize a demonic possession. I do not understand how the spirit managed to fool me, but I beg that you give me another opportunity – I swear this incident shall never repeat again!”

Mortals *think* they know the extent of their skills, but they do not. This priest may fail again, and you cannot allow the risk to exist. “My child, while I trust your intentions, I do not trust your training” you tell him.

You raise your right hand and use your powers to brand the priest’s left hand with your divine symbol. A bright spark temporally blinds the shaman for a few seconds, who then examines his hand in pure awe after the effect passes.

“From now on, the symbol in your hand shall lightly ache whenever you are about to execute an alledged 'demon'. May it remind you not to be so hasty in your judgement in the future."

The shaman prostrates. “May your name be praised for all Eternity! I shall not fail, almighty Kobolette!"

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You approach the tied up mortal. He does not react to your presence. Your child is completely gone, busy fighting the demons that now exist in his mind.

Suddenly, he meets you gaze. “…M-mom? Is that you? I… I thought I hurt you… I’m so glad you are here…”

>Free the kobold and return to your palace (End of Turn 2)
>Free the kobold and give him some advice (Write in)
>”Join your mother in the afterlife, my child.” Smite the kobold
>Examine the man's memories to learn how he got possessed
>Write in

Finished the update a little late tonight, it's going to be the only one for today. See you all tomorrow

>>4456431
>>Examine the man's memories to learn how he got possessed
>>You will restore his mind, and take his memories, then move him to a tribe far from this one, intrusting him to there shamen. it is all you can do for him

>>4456431
>ask how he got possessed, then probe him if the answer is too vague/you doubt his story

I think we need to demand larger tribute, since it might be demons hijacking the connections.
Also move this man to a different tribe to prevent awkwardness.

>>4456438
+1

>>4456431
supporting
>>4456438
Let's give the poor guy a fresh start

>>4456431
Supporting >>4456438

>>4456438
supporting.

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You rummage through the man’s memories, looking for the exact moment where he was possessed. As you investigate about his past, you learn that he was a good man, known in his tribe for being kind to all his neighbors. He and his family all lived in the same hut, including his wife and four children. All of them were killed when he went berserk.

Eventually, you stumble upon the information you were searching for. This mortal was possessed while he was fishing in a lake. He was minding his business, when the evil spirit came and took over his body. Though the man could not control his own movements, he was fully aware of everything while the demon was controlling him.

Demons tend to possess your followers by tempting them in their dreams with false promises of fulfilling their desires. They are not powerful enough to take control of them by force, unless the mortal’s willpower is weak or their heart is full of malevolence. This kobold had neither a weak will nor an evil soul, so it is beyond your comprehension how the demon overcame him... though you *did* sense that it was different from others when you slayed it. Along with its characteristic malevolent aura, it also emanated an otherworldly power that you don’t recall ever sensing before…

This threat is one of unknown origins, and you will keep your eyes open in case it shows itself again. However, you do not fear it, for all sort of problems can be solved by doing something as simple as snapping your fingers. Nothing is a source of real concern to an immortal and all-powerful being like you.

As for this kobold… you have decided that he is not apt to go back to his old life. His mind is shattered, and there is no way he can live with himself after the atrocities he was forced to commit. Besides, despite the tribe accepting his innocence on the matter, there is no way they will regain their trust on him. Therefore, you shall restore this man's mind, erase his memories and give him a new life in a tribe far away from this one, intrusting him to their shaman so he never learns the horrible truth of his past.

The crowd and the shaman are still prostrating before you, waiting for you to say something. You turn to them and announce what you have determined to do with the kobold. Nobody opposes your decision – they accept your words in solemn silence. It is clear they don’t want to see this mortal again.

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After dealing with the situation, you return to your sky palace. It has been a stressful day and you have been left greatly disappointed by your followers, which ruined your mood. Blasphemy is a sin you cannot easily forgive.

Nonetheless, as long as there is a tomorrow to look forward to –and you work perpetually so there is one-, your followers shall always have the opportunity to become wiser with time and experience, learning from their mistakes. A mother has to care for their children, even if they don’t acknowledge all she does for them. Hopefully, with the help of your divine guidance, kobolds shall grow out of their immaturity and irreverence, and they will realize that their faith on you must be unbreakable if they want to achieve salvation.

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(Many months later...)

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One day, you receive the prayer of a shaman from a distant tribe. He informs you about the current state of a man you exorcized months ago. It took you some effort to remember him, as you attend to many mortals on a daily basis, but you eventually manage to recall the incident.

The kobold whose mind you have reset is doing well at his new home. Nobody in the tribe, except the shaman, knows about his past, but thanks to your intervention he has been accepted as their member and is fitting in pretty well. He is a peaceful, kind man, and everyone is in good terms with him, but he prefers to spend his time alone and has not established bonds with anyone.

The man often tells the shaman of recurring nightmares where he kills people he had never met before, yet he feels strangely attached to them, as if he knew them in another life. The shaman tries not to give it too much importance, avoiding to tell him the truth.

Despite the dreams, he is a functional kobold in all ways, though he shows a general lack of enthusiasm on everything. There is no ‘spark’ in him, as the priest puts it.

Even if you restored his mind, there is only so much a Goddess can do for a broken soul. May this mortal be as content as he can during his time on Earth, for he shall experience true happiness again once he reunites with his loved ones in the afterlife.

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END OF YEAR 2

START OF YEAR 3

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… … …

... Damn it. You messed up your move.

You just trapped yourself. There is no way you can win this encounter now... or is there?

Perhaps your opponent won’t realize how to win this one. With some luck on your side, you may be able to turn the tables.

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“It’s your turn”, you tell the challenger.

(You are the black player)

>Move a chess piece to… (Write in)
>”This is boring. Can we do something else?”
>”I HATE THIS GAME!!!” Destroy the chessboard
>Write in

**********

Letters and numbers of the chessboard:
https://www.vectorstock.com/royalty-free-vector/chessboard-with-letters-and-numbers-vector-1071722

>>4458007
>”I HATE THIS GAME!!!” Destroy the chessboard

>>4458007
>Move a chess piece to
the right side horse to the black square above the black peon

>>4458007
>”I HATE THIS GAME!!!” Destroy the chessboard

>>4458007
...I'll be honest, I uh well this is embarrassing, but I never learned how to play chess, and truth be told I have been winging it until now.

>>4458007
Pawn to f5
Checkmate.

>>4458007
>right pawn forward.
I think that's mate in two turns.

>>4458083
+1

Hear me out. If we move the Right Pawn forward, she'll be in Check and have to move the King diagonally to the left. Then we could block the Queen with the Left Knight and put her in Checkmate.

>>4458034
>move the right side horse to the black square above the black peon

>>4458014
>>4458040
>”I HATE THIS GAME!!!” Destroy the chessboard

>>4458083
>>4458090
>"...I'll be honest, I uh well this is embarrassing, but I never learned how to play chess, and truth be told I have been winging it until now."

>>4458087
>>4458088
>right pawn forward.

Tiebreaking these 3 last options in 10 minutes unless there's another vote

Rolled 1 (1d3)

1 for destroying the chessboard
2 for saying you don't know how to play
3 right pawn forward

>>4458135
ah come on that is so lame

>>4458222
Then you should've come to the logic side to prevent this from happening.

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“Come on, what are you waiting for?” you tell the non-existent challenger. “Did you get bored already?”

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“I HATE THIS GAME!!!”

In a sudden outburst of anger, you destroy the chessboard and the table with your laser eyes!

What a stupid game! Is this what the humans of the past used to do in their free time? You could stare at a rock for hours and it’d still be more fun than this stuff!

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Wait... why are you doing this? There's no point on throwing a fit over such a trivial matter. This was not a wise course of action…

… Oh, damn it. It looks like you’re going through *that* period again. You are so bored and lonely that you’re starting to talk to yourself and doing all sort of illogical stuff. It is good that other mortals are not here to see you behave like this – that would be incredibly embarrassing.

You haven’t received any prayers or calls since mating season began. All the kobolds are busy in their intimacy, following the call of nature as they should be, but that also means there is nobody to talk to during this month.

Maybe there is something you can do to spice things up? Set up a little prank on your followers, perhaps? Or, uh, spy with your divine eye on what some of them are doing?

>Spy on a random kobold
>Set up a prank on a tribe (write in)
>Meditate and wait patiently until someone prays to you
>Write in

Last update for today, see ya tomorrow

>>4458320
>check up on our champions/heros if we have any
Also, humans? Aren't Kobolds, Gnolls, Orcs, and goblins the only people here?

>>4458320
>right ok, you need to do something different, it's painfully clear that you need to do something anything. Maybe reflecting on humanity will help, what ever happened to them anyway?

>>4458320
>Set up a prank on a tribe (write in)
>Make their water taste like non alcoholic wine, their vegetables like meat, their fish like bread, their meat like vegetables and their bread like meat

>>4458451
nah bro, we need them to keep praying to us

>>4458320
Do we have any angel equivalent ? if yes call them and if not let's create one for company

>>4458478
you know what if not we should make some

>>4458320
>make kobold angels

>>4458320
>Write in
Start designing some servants/avatars, something to keep you company during the lulls and to help manage prayers when you're getting swamped.

>>4458482
>>4458489
yup it's time
>make kobold angel

>>4458482
>>4458489
Supporting

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78SpNZYdFIg

Angels! Of course! How did you not think of that before? They can entertain you and keep you company while mortals don't need you, and they can help you manage all the prayers when you start getting swamped by them!

You recall that you once tried creating angels, and it did not end well. They were abominations that you sadly had to put down the moment they were conceived... but that was a distant past when you were less skilled in the usage of your godly powers. Now, with all these years of experience behind your back, surely nothing will go wrong!

A responsible secretary that administers your godly work, a cheerful girl to play with and teach many things, and a loyal guardian that watches over the people and protects them. These three shall be your servants! You raise your hands, concentrate your powers and materialize three angelical beings before you that are fitting to the idea you have in mind!

Amazing! Everything turned out fine! The servants await your command, except for the jolly child, who begins to explore your palace enthusiastically. You clap your hands to get her attention, and she obeys immediately. "Sorry, mother!" The three angels kneel before you.

You bestow upon the small one the name of Imogene, the innocent maiden. "Uooooh! I love it!" she squeals in delight.

The secretary shall be referred to as Serena, the calm and quiet one. "I shall do my best, Goddess."

Finally, the warrior will be baptized as Kobcifer, the bringer of light. "It is an honour to be bestowed with that name, my Goddess... I shall do it justice."

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>>4459222
>Kobcifer
"will do that name justice"

>>4459222
>Kobcifer
O no, is this now the legend of the fall of the gods?

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You spend the rest of the month chilling with Imogene as Serena helps you handle what few prayers you receive, and Kobcifer watches over the land.

Imogone is a fun child. She has many hobbies, one of her favorite ones being painting. You were never interested in it, but after she kept asking you to paint together, you began to grow a liking to it. You also teach her many things about the world, and she pays full attention to everything you have to say, absorbing all the knowledge and wisdom you can share.

She is not as innocent as you envisioned her to be, though. The moment you began to talk about goblins and how depraved they are, she couldn't stop making uncomfortable questions about them. "So they're green?! So they can do it *all* day without getting tired?! How long do they have it?!" Those are not questions a child should make. It seems that you have a long road ahead to discipline her. But, deep in your heart, you are finding it enjoyable to play the role of a single mother.

The two other angels do not have such a strong presence, and are much more focused on their tasks than leisure talks and entertainment. Unlike Imogene, they address you in a formal way, but that is exactly what you want. They *are* your servants, after all. You are content and satisfied with their work.

You love all three angels equally. They shall be at your side for all eternity, so you won't feel lonely anymore. This was an amazing idea! You should've done it much sooner!

2/4

>>4459241
>>4459245
Oh no no no

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(Three weeks later...)

3/4

>>4459257
OOHHH NO NO NO

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The mating season is near its end. Everything will go back to normal in a few days.

You are giving lessons to Imogene, when Kobcifer suddenly barges in the room. "My Goddess, I have spotted degeneracy on the horizon!"

"Huh?" you mutter, surprised at your servant's odd choice of words. You stand up, and Kobcifer leads you outside the palace. He points to a forest near Goblin territory. You focus your divine eye to have a better look at what's happening...

... What is the meaning of this?! It's a kobold being courted by a goblin, the most grotesque of all creatures! How can she prefer to spend her time with one instead of a kobold mate?! Those green beings have nothing but malevolent intentions! What if he's just manipulating her so he can harm her later?!

Any pairing between a kobold and a goblin will result in an abomination being born! There is no way you can allow this anti-natural relationship to take place!

>Smite the kobold
>Warn the kobold to not form bonds with the goblin
>Watch to see what happens
>Let them date each other and go back to your throne room
>Write in

>>4459292
>Warn the kobold to not form bonds with the goblin

>>4459292
If by abomination you mean morally:
>Monitor them, but don't interfere unless shit goes down.
If you mean physically
>warn the kobold it most likely isn't going to work out.

>>4459292
>take a deep calming breath and watch with clear eye's unclouded by prejudice if he really manipulating her, then we will step in and make him pay, if not then look into your child's mind to find out how this relationship came to be

Just some info to clarify. Kobolette meant 'abomination' in a mostly physical way. Those born from the pairing of a goblin and a kobold generally come with severe birth defects.

>>4459292
>Warn the kobold to not form bonds with the goblin
Explain to her about the defects.

>>4459329
>Those born from the pairing of a goblin and a kobold generally come with severe birth defects
o fug

>>4459292
>Warn the kobold to not form bonds with the goblin
Or at least not bear children since we've seen how that turns out.

>>4459329
ahh ok then add on
>Once they are appart appear before your wayward child in a dream that night and explain she must break off this relationship before it's to late and pain and suffering come to them both.
>promise her that her love with come, she just needs be faithful. we will send a stud kobold her way and ensure she has a massive litter of kids, I am talking tribe starting levels of fucking

>>4459292
>Warn the kobold to not form bonds with the goblin
>>4459329
Yup let's tell her about it and let's see if she still wants to pair with him

>>4459292
>Warn the kobold to not form bonds with the goblin

If it continues, Smite the thing

>curse the goblin for trying to defile a kobold
>transform him into a kobold
Problem solved, if the goblin god is pissed we do more bullshite

>>4459292
>Warn the kobold to not form bonds with the goblin
Actually explain why such a pairing can only end in tragedy

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This child does not know what she's doing, and you cannot watch with your arms crossed as she falls prey to this goblin's lies! You manifest your voice inside the kobold's head. "Mortal! This is your Goddess who is speaking!" The kobold is startled by your presence. "G-Goddess? Is that you?!"

"What wrong? Julia fine? Who she talking to?" you hear the goblin whisper behind her back.

"I warn you - do not form bonds with that creature!", you order your follower. "Go back to your tribe and pair with a valid mate! The goblin is manipulating you, all he wants is your body!"

"No! Brukt is the sweetest man I've ever met!", the woman daringly argues back. "He loves me, Goddess, my heart knows it!"

"I assure you he doesn't! And even if he does, are you aware that you cannot form a family together?!" you vociferate, annoyed at your follower's naivety and disobedience. "Only birth defects can be born from this abnormal relationship!"

"I... I know, but... but I still want to be with him for the rest of my life!" she foolishly insists. "Goddess, please understand, all the males I've paired with have treated me horribly, but Brukt is the first man who treats me with kindness and respect, and not like I am disposable trash! I don't care if we are of different species - if I cannot be with him, I'd rather die!"

You sense uncertainty in the kobold's heart. She is conflicted by the idea of not being able to bear healthy children by pairing with the goblin, but her feelings for him are strong and genuine.

You are almost fully certain that this is not a mutual sentiment - thousands of years of experience have taught you to expect the worst from goblins. Perhaps you can read the greenie's mind to see if he is the one exception to the rule, but if the goblin god Gobby finds out that you're messing with their followers' heads, there shall be trouble ahead.

"Shall I go and slay the sinners, my Goddess?" you hear Kobcifer ask behind you.

>Smite the kobold
>Send Kobcifer to destroy the goblin and the kobold
>"I know what is best for you, my child. Now obey me!"
>"Do you not care about conceiving birth defects?!"
>"You will regret this relationship once you are too old to bear children and form a family, my child."
>Turn the goblin into a kobold (100% chance of Gobby finding out)
>Promise to send her a kobold mate that will love her and treat her well, as long as she cuts the relationship with the goblin
>Read the goblin's mind and heart (will require rolling. 50% chance of Gobby finding out)
>Write in

>>4459613
>>Turn the goblin into a kobold (100% chance of Gobby finding out)

>>4459613
>Send Kobcifer to destroy the goblin and the kobold
Best to appease his interests so he never doubts us or turns on us

>>4459613
>Promise to send her a kobold mate that will love her and treat her well, as long as she cuts the relationship with the goblin
Let's find a good pair for her. No need to kill the goblin since it seems he didn't lie to her (for now)

>>4459613
Speak to the goblin, make it clear that if his intentions are not pure then he will have your full and undivided wrath to deal with.
If his intentions are impure than he can either walk away now or deal with literal divine wrath later.

>>4459641
+1
Also see if you can make it so that you can cast a sigil on the goblins parts so it shoots Kobold making goop instead.

>>4459641
>>4459651
support, Hit up the goblin god and tell him to keep his people away from you

>>4459678
>inb4 goblin god tries putting the moves on

>>4459613
>Send Kobcifer to destroy the goblin and the kobold

She dares question and defy her goddess. Sinners like her deserve divine punishment.

>>4459678
>>4459651
>>4459641
Support

>>4459613
>Turn the kobold into a tree or a curiosly shaped mountain
It's the universal divine solution to love troubles.

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You shake your head. "No, Kobcifer. I have yet to decide what to do with these two." Standing tall, the angel bows. "Yes, my Goddess."

This child has grown attached to the goblin, and separating them may cause her to end her life. As much as her disobedience offends you, you are aware that most mortals behave like fools in the matters of love. It is a powerful feeling that greatly blinds their judgement.

You will talk to the goblin to ensure that he is not manipulating your follower. But even if he isn't, this relationship is doomed to suffering and disappointment, and your child knows. She will not acknowledge it until the day she is too old to conceive healthy kids with a kobold mate, because such is her need of affection that she has chosen to pursue her feelings instead of reason.

As sad as it may be, allowing their relationship to exist is a lesser evil than ending it, for doing that would destroy your follower's life. However, if the goblin is not merely playing with her heart... then you MIGHT be able to do something about the birth defects. You are not going to let them bring abominations to the world that will suffer due to the selfish bond of their parents. You can bless this goblin's seed so it can only impregnate your child with pure-blooded kobolds, but this may startle the goblin god Gobby, and you are not sure he would approve of that.

That reminds you. After you deal with these two, you will have a serious talk with Gobby. He must keep his grotesque creatures away from your people.

**********

Speaking directly into the goblin's mind may startle his god, so you make your voice heard in the forest for both the kobold and goblin to hear. "Goblin! Heed my words!"

The greenie jumps, frightened by your voice. "Huh? Who speak? Who there?!"

"I am Kobolette, the Goddess of kobolds!" you vociferate at the lowly creature. "Know that if your intentions with my child are not pure, then you shall have my full and undivided wrath to deal with! I want you to treat her well, mortal! Do you understand?!"

The goblin has a odd look on his face. As he was hearing your words, his expression gradually changed from one of fear to one of... that look that all goblins have when they are having depraved thoughts. He responds with a stutter. "Y-yes, mommy- NO, Brukt meant, yes, miss Kobolette..."

This is NOT happening. You did NOT just arouse a goblin with your voice.

"He's a sweetheart, isn't he?" your follower says. unaware of the goblin's obvious feelings. "Almighty Goddess, I beg your acceptance of our relationship! Brukt is the only person that makes my life worth living!"

>"Child, just look at this goblin's face. Do you not realize what he's thinking about?"
>Smite the kobold
>Smite the goblin
>Establish contact with Gobby right now
>Read the goblin's mind and heart (50% chance of Gobby finding out)
>Ask the goblin if he's willing to accept your 'kobold seed' blessing (if the goblin accepts, 30% chance of Gobby finding out)
>Write in

Last update for tonight, see you guys tomorrow

>>4460092
>"Child, just look at this goblin's face. Do you not realize what he's thinking about?"

>>4460092
>Read the goblin's mind and heart

So what if Gobby finds out? We ain't scared.

>>4460092
so the goblin has a thing for kobolds...
just like the average fa/tg/uy, we can't be hypocrites and smite him.

we should probably contact Gobby, if he does the deed we take both souls.
>>4460107
I'm more scared of what will be inside this colossal masochist

>>4460092
>>"Child, just look at this goblin's face. Do you not realize what he's thinking about?"
>>keep talking and get him to out himself to his "lover"

>>4460092
> "Just use protection and take care of my child, mistreat her and you are a dead goblin"

>>4460092
>"Child, just look at this goblin's face. Do you not realize what he's thinking about?"

>>4460092
>"Y-yes, mommy- NO, Brukt meant, yes, miss Kobolette..."
>This is NOT happening. You did NOT just arouse a goblin with your voice.
I want Kobolette to pamper me and caress my hair

>"Child, just look at this goblin's face. Do you not realize what he's thinking about?"
>Establish contact with Gobby right now

>>4460128
More like a thing for femdom

>>4460092
Who has to roll to see if the goblin god is a reasonable chap?

>>4460386
The roll is autofail.

>>4460092
>"Child, just look at this goblin's face. Do you not realize what he's thinking about?"
Explain it to Julia if necessary, that he might feel this way toward ALL kobolds, not just her. Maybe ask Brukt directly about his disgusting fetish

>>4460386
Orc god is a grognard, Gnoll god is into lol-so-random rp, Gobby needs to go to horny jail for excessive erp, and obviously we and Kobolette just want to play the sims

>>4460487
then we can curse the goblin into becoming a female.
nobody wins, its fair

>>4460092
Read the goblin's mind then smite if anything bad.

>>4460092
You know what let's come at this sideways
>Make the kobold telepathic

The Qm is going to be pissed because we can't seem to agree or form a plan.
Let's count the ideas proposed so far;
>>4460104
>>4460133
>>4460481
>>4460191
-Convince the kobold to through persuasion that the goblin is just a coomer/simp/pervert
>>4460107
>>4460550
read the goblin mind and smite him if we find snuff porn
>>4460832
make her read his mind
>>4460191
>>4460128
Probably call the goblin god, because we need to make things worse
>>4460520
Remove the goblins D and call it a solution.

Did i miss someone?

>>446089
Rule of the majority.

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A ´sweetheart´, she says. You're not sure if you want to cry or laugh at this mortal's innocence. "Child, just look at this goblin's face" you point out, trying again to make her realize that he is nothing more than a depraved creature. "Do you not realize what he's thinking about?"

As soon as the kobold meets the goblin's gaze, she puts her palms on her cheeks in a gesture of surprise. "Goddess, please stop threatening Brukt! He's terrified!", she says before hugging him. "Don't be scared, the Goddess won't hurt you! She will let us live happily!" The filthy creature nods and embraces her back. Oh, by Heaven's sake, this follower is so naive it hurts!

"No, you foolish child! He is aroused by my voice!" you shout, trying to help her see the truth. "Has it not occurred to you that he might be attracted to ALL kobolds, not just you?!"

Your words cut deep into the woman's heart, and the pain reflects on her eyes. She looks like she's about to break down and cry. "No, no, no! That's NOT true, Goddess!" she defiantly shouts, shaking her head violently. She grabs the goblin's hands. "Please, Brukt, tell her that she's wrong!" The goblin lowers his head in embarassment, trying to hide his lusty face.

You hear Kobcifer speak in an impatient tone. "My Goddess, you have wasted enough time arguing with this insolent woman. She is beyond salvation. Send me there, so I can slay those degenerates."

This argument is getting tiresome. Why would a Goddess like you be arguing with such a disobedient, irreverent mortal? This conversation is not leading anywhere, so you shall take action. You have tried to rescue this child from the goblin's lies, but seeing that she refused to obey, you will have to assert your authority on the matter.

As you are about to make your decision, the goblin raises his head and reveals a frown, though there are still cues of lust in his gaze. He respectfully addresses you, though with conviction in his voice. "Mo- miss Kobolette, Brukt love Julia. She is good woman, very kind, cute and humble. She make Brukt heart pound fast, make him feel things other females not make him feel. Brukt want to spend all time with Julia. She also beautiful woman, nice curves, big chest, pretty eyes. Brukt likey Julia very much."

Your follower chuckles at the goblin's compliments, sounding relieved. "Aww, stop it! You're embarrassing me, honey..."

>Send Kobcifer to slay the goblin and the kobold
>Smite the kobold
>Smite the goblin
>Establish contact with Gobby
>Read the goblin's mind and heart (50% chance of Gobby finding out)
>Make the kobold telepathic
>Leave things as they are and cut the communication link
>Write in

(The filename of the pic is not related to it in any way, just forgot to change it)

>kobcifer gets made
>everyone goes 'oh noes! I sure hope he doesnt turn on us like lucifer did yhwh'
>proceed to fuck around and do everything that wilo make him turn

>>4460996
>Send Kobcifer to slay the goblin and the kobold
Enough fucking around, its okay to be angry god sometimes, let our son satisfy his principles

>>4460996
>Leave things as they are and cut the communication link
Leave her to deal with her choice and let's prevent this happening again soon
>Establish contact with Gobby

>>4460996
Question. Is Gobby known for allowing crossbred abominations to exist?

>>4460996
> Contact Gobbo ask if you can turn a goblin into a kobold or if he can turn a kobold into a goblin.
I have a soft spot for fucking love stories man.

>>4461007
He doesn't care. Most goblins kill birth defects upon birth, abort them or in some cases just leave them there to die.
The majority of gobs are polygamous. They do depravities with all kinds of creatures and can impregnate most of them, but nearly all newborns conceived from interspecies mating are birth defects.

>>4461007
>>4461030
Trips

>>4461036
That’s sad

>>4460996
>Establish contact with Gobby

>>4460996
>He has in spite of his nature owned up to his lust and proclaimed his true love for our child, give him the deal about kobold seed, and if he accepts then he has our blessing if not, then he will be struck down.

>Give Kobcifer a speech about how obedience is important but so is free will and being able to recognize what is right, not just what is law.

>>4461084
>Give Kobcifer a speech about how obedience is important but so is free will and being able to recognize what is right, not just what is law.
this is pretty important, we should also impress on him that we are grateful that he remains vigilant and has brought this matter to our attention even if a truly satisfactory resultion hasn't been reached. Also make it clear that he represents not the first but the final solution to a problem, most things have to be resolved with care and without violence but when the time comes we will be grateful for his service.

basically we need to make him feel appreciated and respected even as we explain why he isn't needed in this particular situation

>>4460996
>Send Kobcifer to slay the goblin and the kobold

Why isn't she listening to god?

>>4461113
major second
kob's all fine and dandy with I, unless he forwarded us this circumstance as a little test of character in an intentional phloopadoone

>>4461113
>>4461084
support

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I'm kind of busy right now due to uni, so let's leave it here for now. I'll be running the quest during weekends, so updates will resume this friday or saturday.

On a sidenote I'd like to advertise another quest I'll be running at the same time called Gnoll Quest. If you're interested here's the archive, it's two threads long so far.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=gnoll+quest

Until then guys. Hope you're enjoying this quest so far.

>>4461213
I find both your quests enjoyable

>>4461084
If we have to smite the goblin
>guarantee she'll finally meet a good kobold through divine intervention

>>4460996
>Send Kobcifer to slay the goblin and the kobold

>everyone wants to kill them
:(
with all the fun and/or nice options we have.

well, if we are killing them the minimum is snatching both souls for the afterlife

>>4461396
Imagine wanting to favor two literal nobodies over our own son

>>4461400
>Imagine wanting to favor two literal nobodies
Why didn't we smite the kobold that gave us a paltry offering?

>>4461400
Why did we go through all the trouble of saving one kobold and giving him a divine lobotomy, which still ended up with him having phantom pains, instead of killing him and ending his misery?

>>4461400
The only time we took the "simple solution" was when anons were told to actually use their brains and even then QM had to roll a tiebreaker.

>>4460996
>Make the kobold telepathic

>>4460996
>Make the kobold telepathic

>>4461400
Imagine letting your son kill people for fun

I feel you guys have missed the obvious mythologic answer to this dilemma: send him on a legendary quest to win the hand of Julia so he may prove his worth.

>>4461518
+1
Classic god shit

>>4461518
That's not a half-bad idea

>>4461518
+1
fuck it, we can give him the kobold seed as a reward

>>4461518
+1
Just because he’s a coomer doesn’t mean he’s a bad person. We just need him to prove himself.

Can't we just give a blessing so that the child is 100% not a cripple or just a regular kobold?

>>4461518
+1

>>4461518
support, as long as we kobold seed him at the end and give that talk to kobolficer

>>4461518
+1

>>4461644
definitely need to have a talk with our son but I'd be more inclined to just make them sterile rather than try to mess with genetics

>>4461695
It’s a girl unless you’re talking about Mister inevitable betrayal

>>4461696
Thank can work as well

>>4461518
Huh...
This +,
>>let our angels design the quest
To pacify kobicifer
>>4461213
Both of your quest are great, I thought you may have been the same qm but I dismissed it at first due to the style differences

>>4461769
yes agreed, but he has to make it something that a mortal can realistically do no impossible conditions

>>4461518
Can I switch my vote to this?

>>4462088
yes

>>4461084
we could try and turn you into a kobold.
but i hope the goblin actually loves her,
>>4461518
only if we watch over this adventure and make sure it has a happy ending and make sure nothing bad happens to the girl while he is away

>>4462118
No, he must be properly tested

>>4462118
No, we need to make sure it's doable for a goblin but we aren't going to hold his hand. Making sure the kobold doesn't die is a good idea though.

>>4462197
We aren't bringing along the Kobold, she gets to watch through the required viewing glass of destiny as the goblin attempts the trial.

>>4461518
Holy shit yes

We really need to get a read on Kobold-lucifer. Letting him kill too many people will make him think of the mrotals as underserving, and being to lenient will cause them to see us as weak.

>>4463451
and not doing anything will piss him off.
This is the horus heresy all over again

>>4464098
We need a Koboldgvinius.

>>4464098
>>4464170
It probably wasn't a good idea to make one that we would basically always spend more time with. However, we really shouldn't turn overly paranoid, hopefully he is just eager to finally do something and that's why he's so smite-crazy.

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Unfortunately I'm sleep deprived and need to rest, so the updates are postponed for this sunday.

>>4466185
I thought you were going to take a week or two off?
don't burn yourself

>>4466492
Thanks mang. I already took two weeks of rest though, better not keep delaying it.
I'll make the Gnoll quest thread in a few hours and leave votes open for tomorrow. As for this quest, I'll continue running now.

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… Very well. You have made your decision.

There is something special about this goblin. As perverted as most members of its species are, he *might* be a one-in-a-million greenie who does not only care about mating. If these two mortals truly do love each other, it would be unwise to destroy their relationship…

However, you cannot hand your child to him based on words alone. You must be absolutely certain that this creature's mind is home to more than thoughts of lust, and only his deeds may reveal the truth. Thus, you have decided to send this goblin in a grand quest to test his courage and, above all, how far he is willing to go to win the kobold’s heart.

If he succeeds, then he shall be worthy to be your child’s mate, and you shall bless his seed so he may only impregnate her with kobold children. If he fails, and perishes or gives up, then he was not meant to be her lover, for he did not try hard enough to overcome the hardships.

The goblin's legendary quest shall be...

>A journey to Hell to retrieve a Sacred Lotus, a beautiful divine flower that only grows in places of enormous corruption. The goblin shall train to become strong, both in body and spirit, so he may face the horde of demons and resist the evil temptations that they shall assault his mind with.
>A quest to retrieve the Pharaoh’s Staff, which is found on the labyrinths of a pyramid in the middle of the Orcish desert. The goblin shall have to endure the harsh heat of the barren sands during his journey, and then he shall use his wit to overcome the Sphinx’s riddles, the deadly traps and many puzzles that are to be found inside the pyramid.
>Let your angels design the quest
>Write in

>>4468994
>A journey to Hell to retrieve a Sacred Lotus, a beautiful divine flower that only grows in places of enormous corruption. The goblin shall train to become strong, both in body and spirit, so he may face the horde of demons and resist the evil temptations that they shall assault his mind with.

Temptation is the name of the game

>>4468994
>A journey to Hell to retrieve a Sacred Lotus, a beautiful divine flower that only grows in places of enormous corruption. The goblin shall train to become strong, both in body and spirit, so he may face the horde of demons and resist the evil temptations that they shall assault his mind with.

>>4468994
>>A quest to retrieve the Pharaoh’s Staff, which is found on the labyrinths of a pyramid in the middle of the Orcish desert. The goblin shall have to endure the harsh heat of the barren sands during his journey, and then he shall use his wit to overcome the Sphinx’s riddles, the deadly traps and many puzzles that are to be found inside the pyramid.

>>4468994
>Let your angels design the quest
Make it beatable.

>>4468994
Best way to satisfy kobcifer
>Let your angels design the quest

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The couple await your response in silence. You have spent several minutes not saying anything, as you were busy coming up with an epic mission for the goblin… now It’s time to put his determination to test.

“Goblin! I have decided to allow your relationship with my child, wit” Before letting you finish, the woman hastily jumps in glee. “HURRAY!!! Oh, Brukt, my love! We have Kobolette’s blessing! Thank you so much, Goddess! This means everything to us!”

“WITH ONE CONDITION.” Your powerful voice echoes in the forest, angered by the kobold’s interruption. The child settles down. “A… a condition?” she mutters, afraid that your verdict may nto be as lenient as she wants it to be. The goblin pays attention to you in silence, showing more respect than your follower has done so far, which is rather surprising.

You proceed to explain to the green creature what you have in mind for him. “Brukt. During my reign as a Goddess, I have seen the depravities and evils you goblins do to all creatures, including your own kind. I have learned not to trust your species, for you care only about mating, rape and manipulation.” The goblin frowns, offended by your words of truth, but otherwise stays silent, as he should be. You get on with your speech. “… but I also know that there are exceptions, and you *might* be one of them. Nonetheless, I do not know how you feel towards my child, and I cannot allow you to be her lover if you do not prove yourself to be different from your fellow goblins. Hence, I shall send on you a quest.”

“A quest?” These words escape the goblin’s lips. You reveal that you plan on sending him to Hell to retrieve a Sacred Lotus, a beautiful divine flower that only grows in places of enormous corruption. You tell him that he must train to become strong, both in body and spirit, so he may face the horde of demons and resist the evil temptations that they will assault his mind with, for that is the only way he will emerge victorious from his journey.

It may be months, even years until he accomplishes his task, and you shall not allow the couple to reunite until he finishes the quest. The pair hears your proposal with their eyes wide open, shocked by the difficulty of the mission. Your child covers her face with her hands, hiding her expression.

“It shall be a test to see how far you are willing to go to win my child’s hand” you conclude. “Needless to say, it is a dangerous journey that will take you to your limits, but if you do succeed, then you shall be worthy of being my child’s mate, and I will bless your seed - all newborns from your relationship with Julia will be healthy kobolds.”

The pair stares at each other with their mouths opened in surprise. “Will you accept this quest, goblin?” you ask the creature. He is lost in his thoughts, considering whether to accept or reject your offer, which is a bad signal already.

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You know if Kobicifer designs the quest he’s just going to kill the goblin even if we tell him not to.

>>4469267
And?

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Your follower shouts at the sky. “NO!!! Goddess, please! Do NOT send him to Hell! Brukt doesn’t need to prove anything, I *know* he loves me! Please, do not-“ The goblin gently puts a finger on her lips, silencing her. His eyes irradiate determination - it looks like he has made up his mind. “Julia not worry. Brukt will do quest, prove himself to Miss Kobolette.”

The couple meets each other's gaze. Your child begins to cry, and the goblin wipes away the tears from her face. “Julia not be sad… Brukt be back soon. He promises.”

“B-but Brukt… even if you come back, you will not be able to have goblin kids! Are you… are you really okay with that?” The goblin is silent for a moment, and then gives his final answer. “… Brukt happy to be with Julia forever and have healthy family with her. Brukt happy to take care of kobold sons.”

“Oh, Brukt…” The two engage in a passionate kiss, a scene that grosses you out, so you look elsewhere. You are still having trouble allowing this unnatural interspecies relationship to exist.

The green creature suddenly lets your follower go, and he sprints away without looking back. “Brukt retrieve Sacred Lotus, Miss Kobolette! Goodbye, Julia!”

Your child falls on her knees, then yells at the sky. “Why are doing this to me, Goddess?! I have finally met the love of my life, and you send him to certain death! Why don’t you let me be happy?! WHY?!”

>”This is for your own good, child.”
>”I’ve had enough of your insolence.” Smite her
>Cut the communication link
>Write in

>>4469265
Oh damn I just saw this extra vote. Sorry, it took me a while to write this update.
Next time I'll close the votes after an hour or so has passed.

>>4469275
>Cut the communication link

She should be happy we deigned her with our presence at all. I do hope Brukt fulfills his quest, though.

>>4469275
>>Cut the communication link
>>Speak with our son

>>4469275
>Cut the communication link
Best not to further engage her like this.

>>4469275
>Cut the communication link
>>4469277
this is the best way to avoid problems

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Enough! You are tired of this kobold’s insolence. She should be happy that you deigned her with your presence at all! You are not going to engage her like this, so you cut the communication link. It is now up to the goblin to complete the quest - there is no further intervention needed.

Now you have another matter to attend to... your son’s odd insistence with slaying the two mortals without seeking a peaceful solution first. This is a most worrisome behavior.

Your son Kobcifer stares at you with his piercing eyes and his head lowered towards the ground. He is the first one to speak. “My Goddess, I must ask. Why did you bother arguing with the sinners? The woman was particularly insolent towards you, and dared to question your wisdom multiple times. I believe that the moment she refused to listen, you should have sent me there as your hand of justice to apply rightful punishment on their souls… because that is what they ultimately deserved.”

>”Kobcifer, one day you shall understand why I act the way I do. Until then, do not question my decisions, for my will is infallible, and as my guardian, you are bound to eternal obedience.”
>”My son, you must realize that you are not the first, but the final solution to a problem. Most mortal issues have to be resolved with care and without violence. When a peaceful resolution cannot be achieved, then I shall be grateful for your service.”
>”Shut up.”
>Write in

>>4469356
>”My son, you must realize that you are not the first, but the final solution to a problem. Most mortal issues have to be resolved with care and without violence. When a peaceful resolution cannot be achieved, then I shall be grateful for your service.”
>"You will spend time in the mortal world to learn this my son."
>Put Kobicifer's soul into a baby kobolds body. He will learn empathy for mortals if he is one of them and lives among them for a lifetime. The soul will go back to his angel form upon his death.

He needs hands on teaching. Not lectures. Also this seems like something a god would do.

>>4469362
>Put Kobicifer's soul into a baby kobolds body.
No way this could go wrong.

Anyways, this would be seen as a punishment, and he doesn't deserve something like this for simply requesting to be used for his intended purpose. Perhaps if his behavior remained or got worse after instruction, but not after just this one time.

>>4469356
>”My son, you must realize that you are not the first, but the final solution to a problem. Most mortal issues have to be resolved with care and without violence. When a peaceful resolution cannot be achieved, then I shall be grateful for your service.”
>Do Not put Kobicifer's soul into a baby kobolds body.

>>4469356
>”My son, you must realize that you are not the first, but the final solution to a problem. Most mortal issues have to be resolved with care and without violence. When a peaceful resolution cannot be achieved, then I shall be grateful for your service.”

>>4469378
I don't see it as a punishment. A mortal lifetime is like 3 days for immortal beings. Also why wouldn't we nip this in the bud right now instead of letting this get worse? His name's kobicifer anon, kobicifer, let's not let this plot point develop anymore.

>>4469362
+1

The fact that it’s name is kobcifer is making me nervous

>>4469362
+1

>>4469362
Support. And give him a quest to complete if he wants to become a god again when he turns into a teen

>>4469410
Now that's something I especially can't agree with.

>>4469381
Overall, yes, but this is a YOUNG immortal being. Also it doesn't matter how we see it, Kobcifer will see it as a punishment. Even if it wasn't, this seems like a silly overreaction to something that can just be a learning moment. I would say you are pushing Kobcifer more into the role of the Devil by fostering resentment in him and showing him that we are patient with others but not with him. What's wrong with just saying the "My son" prompt?

>>4469393
Then perhaps you should vote against the people antagonizing him.

>>4469379
By the way, this isn't for literally babying him. Not yet.

>>4469356
>”My son, you must realize that you are not the first, but the final solution to a problem. Most mortal issues have to be resolved with care and without violence. When a peaceful resolution cannot be achieved, then I shall be grateful for your service.”

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Your guardian is in need of guidance, so you give him a short lecture, hoping it is enough to set him in the right path. ”My son, you must realize that you are not the first, but the final solution to a problem. Most mortal issues have to be resolved with care and without violence. When a peaceful resolution cannot be achieved, then I shall be grateful for your service.”

Imogene and Serena are watching the scene, curious about the conversation. Kobcifer remains silent before responding, questioning your wisdom. "... Goddess, with all due respect, I believe that weeding out the bad seeds is a swifter way to establish a realm of order. I do not see why you must indulge sinners - they have chosen to stray away from the righteous path, and deserve death for it."

Oh, this dear angel... you have spent less than a month with him, yet you've grown to love him so much in this short period of time. He is a powerful, loyal guardian, always attentive to duty, but such passion and lack of flexibility may be dangerous, even if his intentions are good. He needs to grow wiser, and learn that violence is not the only solution to all mortal affairs. He must understand that their souls must be saved at all costs, and punishment is only a last resort for those who are truly lost in their evil ways.

Unfortunately, a lecture is not enough for the young angel. He is in urgent need of first-hand experience, and there is no better solution than sending him to live among kobolds. This decision hurts you, even though it is necessary. He shall be a more suitable guardian in a few dozens of years, once he lives his life as a mortal and learns to empathize with them. Once he passes away, he shall return to his divine place as your angel, ready to watch over the land and your people with an open mind and heart.

"Son, no words shall convince you, even if they come from a Goddess with thousands of years of experience behind her back" you tell Kobcifer. "That is why I have come to a decision, as drastic as it may be..."

"A decision?" Kobcifer asks in confusion. Imogene and Serena approach to hear what you're about to say, and you finally declare your intentions. "You will spend time in the mortal world to learn, my son."

You raise your hand and create a ball of godly energy in your index finger. "You shall reincarnate as a mortal, and live among other kobolds. You will learn to empathize with mortal affairs, and understand the complexity of kobold nature. You will grow wiser and eventually understand why ruling with an iron fist all the time only breeds evil and unhappiness. Once you pass away, your soul shall return to its rightful place as my guardian, and then you will be prepared to protect the land as a bringer of light."

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Kobcifer lowers his head even further and starts stuttering.. "M-mother, I profusely apologize for my insolence. You are, indeed, much wiser than me - I have much to learn, I admit it. I swear by my life that I shall be a better angel from now on, and not immediately resort to violence as the first solution..."

Your son kneels before you. He is sweating, and his voice is quavering. "... but please, do not send me to live among mortals. I do not wish to leave my position as a Guardian. Give me another opportunity, Mother... please."

This is the first time you see Kobcifer behave with such desperation. His proud behavior is gone - it's as if a completely different angel was standing in front of you. It is a most saddening view.

>Reincarnate him as an adult kobold
>Reincarnate him as a baby kobold
>Give him another opportunity
>Write in

Last update for today. See you tomorrow

>>4469540
>Reincarnate him as a baby kobold

>>4469540
>Reincarnate him as a baby kobold
“This maybe harsh, but it isn’t to punish you my son rather I want you to learn”

>>4469540
>Give him another opportunity

>>4469540
>Reincarnate him as a baby kobold

Uhhh starting to have second thoughts but if we stop now we'll look weak

>>4469540
>>Give him another opportunity
nah fuck this plan, our boy deserves a second chance. you fucks where willing to send a goblin on a quest for our kobolds hand, and not strike him down.

to hell with this, he gets a second chance.

>>4469540
>Give him another opportunity
Just restating what I said here >>4469475.

>>4469540
>Give him another opportunity
This wasn't meant to be a punishment, just a lesson. I won't make you mortal but I would appreciate it if you could make more of an effort to understand them.

Also hug Kobcifer

>>4469540
>Give him another opportunity

>>4469540
I feel like Kobcifer is just eager to do something and fulfull his purpose.
>Do we know of any chtonic monsters or uppity demons for him to go slay?

>>4469617
Ooh we had that demon that possessed one of our bolds and even had the shaman fooled, we could send him out to find out if there are any more like that.

>>4469540
>Emphasize that this isn't a punishment but an opportunity to learn.
>It is a lesson in very much the same way Brukt's quest is one: both an opportunity to prove his worth and learn along the way.

>>4469629
I think that's a good idea.

>>4469595
+1

>>4469540
>Give him another opportunity by having him travel the world as himself in disguise and watching the other kobolds.
He doesn't lose his guardian status and he learns what it means to be compassionate

If we really are going to send him as a baby we must do 2 things:

1.Hand pick the family so he end up in a peaceful village with good parents.
(Do not tell the parents obviously)

2.Do not let him have his memories during this period of time, he is supposed to life normally in order to grow

If we follow this to things if shouldn't backfire unless we go to war while is out

>>4469540
>Give him another opportunity

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>>4469275
Btw I believe a shitty photoshop is in order.

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>>4469717
kek, but we should seriously check on him so he doesn't die to some stupid shit

>>4469720
I concur.

>>4469728
Julia is still crying when the goddess appears to her.
She is holding the gob upside down by the leg
"Have your stupid goblin, i already had to save this moron life to many times.
I can't take it anymore"

"But my goddess, it has only been a week."

"And i'm fed up with this lunatic, enjoy the madman"

>>4469540
Reincarnate, but give him extraordinary powers
> This is for your own good son, trust your mother. I will always be watching over you waiting your return

Make it clear it's not a punishment.

>>4469540
Told you anons that he would see this as a punishment. You better hope he hasn't grown resentful enough just on the suggestion of punishment.
>Give him another opportunity

>greater being has betrayal hinting name
>overwhelming support for putting them into a situation which mythologically aligns to justify that name

PERFECT

>>4469540
>Reincarnate him as a baby kobold