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The Grail War has begun, and even you could not have predicted the magnitude of the changes.

You are Shinji Makiri, Ten years ago you suddenly found yourself with the memories of a complete past life that saw this world as a fictional story due to some unprecedented form of inter-dimensional transportation. Since that day, your new composite being has been working to change the grim future laid out for you.

To that end, you have done much, involving yourself with events and situations that have hopefully already shifted the future away from one which will feature your violent end, and have massively shifted it towards one that will have a completely different outcome in store for you, be it positive or negative.

The Fifth Holy Grail War lies ahead of you, and the challenge and danger it represents to you, the people you care for and the world itself is far greater than you could have ever predicted. But you won't be disheartened by just that much.

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You think for a moment as to just what the best course of action for retrieving Avenger is, and it's quite obvious that the first stage of your attack will need to be a scouting mission. Luckily for you though, you've not only got a Servant capable of creating an apparently unlimited number of powerful familiars to draw the attention of your opponents, but you also have a Servant that is really very suited to scouting. Disengage, when used properly, can be a terribly effective skill, after all. "Alright everyone. Here's the plan. I'm going to have my Servant create another one of her familiars to enter the Temple along with the one she's currently got with her in order to distract whatever might be defending the temple right now, then, Lancer will infiltrate the temple in order to investigate the place properly, regrouping with us when he's done. Then, when we know just what it is that we're up against, we'll prepare for a full scale assault." You have faith that Lancer will be able to accomplish this. He's quite the dependable hero... at least when it comes to situations that aren't solely about women.

While you were worried that Betty might be a weak Servant, her ability to create familiars is clearly second to none. The monstrous creatures she is capable of manifesting out of nothing but her magical energy are immensely powerful as far as familiars go. While they aren't on the level of a Servant, you don't imagine that a Servant would be able to fend off more than two or three of them at the same time before being forced to withdraw or use their Noble Phantasm. You already saw that Beaky is capable of immensely high speed regeneration, so simply trying to kill the beast would likely be impossible for most Servants without a Noble Phantasm or skill allowing them to saturate an entire area with destructive force. You don't even know if Betty has any limits on the size or type of the abomination she creates. In fact, she might even be capable of creating a beast on the level of Gilles' Gigantic Horror! Well, judging on the performance of the smaller monsters she's made so far, the performance would likely be on an entirely different level. While Gilles' demons weren't at all impressive, with Saber and Lancer alone being able to slaughter scores of them, Betty's abominations seem to be far more deadly. You wouldn't even really know where to start when it came to killing Beaky. Does it even have vital points? Could it regenerate from a single clump of flesh? You suppose that you could always use your Truth in order to rid the world of the monster should it come down to it, but the fact that the only solution you can think of that will allow you to get rid of the beast is to use your greatest and most energy intensive ability speaks volumes of just how dangerous the damn thing actually is.
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"Works for me. Though I'd like to just get in there and deal with whatever the hell is causing the problem, it's probably better off we check the place out before jumping in anyway, if they've already managed to steal one Servant." Lancer seems pretty happy in your choice of using him in the plan, despite it only being a strict scouting mission to start things off. Well, you were half expecting Lancer to protest at being used to scout out your enemies capabilities, but then again, while he might not exactly be much of a team player, he's not exactly going to get mad and protest over being asked to do something with a clear purpose. It's not like Kirei's ridiculous command that prevented him from having any sort of satisfying battle in the original story for no reason other than because Kirei liked making his Servant suffer unjustly. Being forced not to use his full strength against opponents in his first battle with them must have been torturous for Lancer, who really only craves a good battle above all else in this war. Which he doesn't really ever end up receiving, bar perhaps his second battle against Archer.

"You're sending Lancer, huh? What about the other Servants here?" Bazett is obviously really quite invested in the fact that its her Servant that is being sent in first. Though she probably knows just how damn difficult it is to put Lancer down, so if things do get rough, she can just pull him out with a Command Spell. It won't be like in Illya's case, where she's incapacitated and unable to recall her Servant. If Lancer gets into any sort of trouble, a single Command Spell ought to be enough to rescue the Servant, and if that fails, you suppose that you can always just go ahead and launch the attack early. "I won't just say that I'm not a little hesitant to let you use my Lancer as... well, a minesweeper!" Her reluctance to go along with your plan is rising by the second, though it's not you who manages to calm down the Irish enforcer.
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"You worry too much, Master. It sure beats camping out in that moldy old hotel and waiting for an opportunity, don't it?" Lancer gives Bazett a wild grin as he supports your plan. There's obviously some resistance on Bazett's part, as sending her servant into a place where one Servant has already been snatched away from their Master is clearly quite a foolish thing to do from her perspective, but given that it has Lancer's support, there's not much the woman can do but give a weak and silent nod of approval. Though it would be even more foolish to try to actually attack when you've got no actual intelligence on the situation at all, or if you were to send a Servant far less suited to this task than Lancer. Archer would likely do alright, but Medusa you can't imagine would be good at something like this at all. The only advantage she has over Archer when it comes to a scouting mission being her superior agility and speed, but experience wise? Rider never once investigated a single thing in however long her life was before she was finally slain, being trapped on a small island for your entire life would really hamper somebodies investigative ability, given that there wouldn't actually be anything to investigate on the island.

"I suppose I'll try to find a vantage point to... support Lancer from a distance." Archer shrugs. "If I'm needed, that is. I can't see the enemy within the temple even noticing Lancer. After all, just look at him. That blue spandex outfit is really concealing!" Archer makes a sarcastic comment towards the spearman, who immediately frowns as he looks over at the Archer.

"At least I don't have to wear belts on my pants like you, bowman." Lancer's response to Archer is a brief one, and you can tell that the response has obviously annoyed Archer, who is now frowning just as Lancer was moments before.

"Well, at least I don't have a ponyt-"

"Enough, both of you! Stop bickering like schoolchildren! Aren't you supposed to be heroic spirits?!" Rin has finally had enough of the two Servants getting into something of an insult tradeoff. Now really isn't the time for this, and if Rin hadn't said anything, it would've fallen down to you to get the two of them back on track. "As far as plans go, I don't really have a problem with it. It doesn't put Archer at risk, and at least this way we might be able to find out what exactly we're up against."

"B-but what exactly is Rider going to do?" Finally, Sakura speaks up. She's mainly been uninvolved in the discussion so far, but she does raise a good point, though you already have an answer to it, and it's one you don't think that either Rider or Sakura will have much of a problem with agreeing to.
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You turn to Sakura and begin to explain in a tone that presents you as having thought things out more than you actually have. To be honest, other than a few of your long term projects, a lot of what you do is just made up on the spot. "Ah, it's quite simple, seeing as we have such a large group in need of some sort of Servant level protection, I had thought that Rider would've been better off used to guard the Masters here, so that Lancer and Archer can go about their own tasks without being worried about having to protect their Masters. We don't know just what the other Lancers in the war are like right now, and they may very well choose to take the opportunity of enemy Masters being unprotected by their Servants to strike at them. Besides, I think Rider is the sort of person who prefers to protect things rather than to attack things anyway." You softly smile at Medusa as you say that, though you don't know if she realizes on account of the blindfold or if you just managed to reach her with your words, but she gives you a smile in response anyway.

Illya looks somewhat miserable at being unable to properly contribute to the conversation in any meaningful way, and you try to think of a way to give her something to talk about, but you quickly realize that there's really no reason for her to get involved in the planning stage right now. It's not like the maids are going to be that useful when it comes to something like this, and being added support for Rider when it comes to defending the Masters will be enough. Still though, you can't help but feel a little bit bad that Illya has managed to have such a minimal impact on the plan. That will all change when you get her Avenger back though, you're sure of that much at least.

"Then we're all settled then, I'll go with Betty to the steps leading up to the temple so I can better... organize her=. "It's more that you just don't want her to fall asleep halfway though the plan and ruin everything, but you're saying nothing. "and when her familiars are ready to launch the attack, she has them charge towards the Temple Gates. It doesn't matter if there are any bystanders that witness any of this, we'll just brainwash them into forgetting all about it after we're finished anyway..." You quickly realize you're allowing yourself to be distracted by secondary factors.. "But anyway, while our enemy is preoccupied dealing with the summoned fiends, Lancer will slip past any defenses they have in order to look around the temple for clues."
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There's a vague sound of agreement that echoes about you, with Illya and Bazett sounding the least enthusiastic about the plan, with Archer and Rin being a close second when it comes to measuring enthusiasm. Though each of them has their own reasons for disliking this particular plan. Rin probably just doesn't like it because it hinges on your own Servant and... well, you were the one who came up with it.

"Alright then. Kid, you're with me." The blue haired spearman addresses you before he turns to face Bazett, then his gaze shifts and he's looking at Rider harshly. "You better keep her safe, Rider. If you don't, I'll make sure I gouge out your heart." Lancer freely threatens his fellow ally, and you frown as you realize just how terrible fragile your alliance actually is. If you actually do manage to solve the problem in the grail, getting them all not to attack each other anyway might be more difficult than you first anticipated. You'll manage though... you hope.

Archer vanishes off by himself in the direction of the temple. Presumably, he's looking for some sort of vantage point to look out for any threats that might show themselves in the temple. But then again you don't even really know how much you can actually trust Archer not to decide that this is a perfect time to betray you. With any luck he won't see such betrayal as necessary anyway.

You then proceed to head off towards the temple. Betty is right by your side in spiritual form along with Beaky, and Lancer is walking quickly towards the temple. It's not a great distance from here, so it isn't really like you need to hurry, but Lancer seems to be taking things way too casually as he heads off towards the temple. When you're about halfway there, the spearman begins speaking. "You know kid... Nobody likes a know-it-all. If you want to be popular with the women, I'd suggest you tone it down a little." Unexpectedly, of all the things to begin to talk to you about, Lancer chooses women. "It never worked for men back in my era, you know." Of course, back in his era, strength was seen as the most important quality over all else.

"I don't need any advice when it comes to women, Lancer. I think I'm doing just fine as things are." The last thing you need is relationship advice from a man who ended up getting killed at least in part thanks to his bad decisions around women... and well, a rapist too. Threatening your enemy with death unless they bear you a child is very much rape, Lancer. But now isn't the time to try to explain the concept of sexual harassment to an Irish demigod from mythology. You can leave that to Shirou, you think.
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Unexpectedly, Lancer begins to laugh. "Yeah, actually. You don't really seem to be in in any struggle to find women obviously interested in you. Hell, even-" Lancer ceases talking just as he's about to finish his sentence, and total focus appears on his face at the very moment you reach the foot of the stairs. "There's an enemy Servant waiting up there for us." Wait, really? Who could it be? Assassin shouldn't have been summoned, because Medea definitely didn't go here after you saved her, but if it's not Assassin, then who? Could it be another of the second set of Servants making their move?

As you peer up the long stairway, you can see the Servant standing atop the stairs. A man wrapped from head to toe in dark purple bandages stands atop the stairs, on guard for any intruders... It's... certainly not Sasaki Kojiro, That's for damn sure. You reinforce your eyes momentarily in order to get a better picture of the man on the top of the stairs, stumbling backwards a little as you catch a glimpse of the enemy Servants eyes through the bandages binding his entire body. They are mix of yellow and red, and seem to glow with a burning hatred. Could this Servant be the cause of the further corruption of the grail? He's unarmed right now, but that could change in an instant. While your ability to properly determine the stats and abilities of Servants hasn't been too useful at all compared to what you were expecting to be able to do, you can't get any information from simply looking at this enemy Servant! You wish you knew why your ability to perceive the stats of Servants who's abilities you aren't already aware of was so poor.

>Have Lancer battle the enemy Servant. Test what your opponent is capable of.
>While this is an unexpected obstacle. Your plan hasn't changed. Have Betty use her familiars to distract the Servant to allow Lancer to slip though.
>Approach the enemy Servant, see if they are open to speaking.
>Suggest Lancer cooperate with Betty's familiars in order to attain victory against this unknown Servant.
>Write-in...
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>>4442134
>>While this is an unexpected obstacle. Your plan hasn't changed. Have Betty use her familiars to distract the Servant to allow Lancer to slip though.
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>>4442134
>While this is an unexpected obstacle. Your plan hasn't changed. Have Betty use her familiars to distract the Servant to allow Lancer to slip though.

I’d rather we not alert them to our presence just yet so this seems like the safest bet.
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>>4442134
>While this is an unexpected obstacle. Your plan hasn't changed. Have Betty use her familiars to distract the Servant to allow Lancer to slip through.
Ayyy, new thread.
Ayyy, new servant.
Ayyy, watch it be Avenger mind controlled and shit or Angra Manjew who has been kicked out the grail and made to fight for the new thing in the grail.
Ayyy, Betty Time.
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>>4442134
>While this is an unexpected obstacle. Your plan hasn't changed. Have Betty use her familiars to distract the Servant to allow Lancer to slip though
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Bets on whether its new servant or avenger bois?
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>>4442134
>While this is an unexpected obstacle. Your plan hasn't changed. Have Betty use her familiars to distract the Servant to allow Lancer to slip though.
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Can Betty do flying creatures? Maybe a swarm that envelops beaky sorta like a shield or something?
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>>4442134
>While this is an unexpected obstacle. Your plan hasn't changed. Have Betty use her familiars to distract the Servant to allow Lancer to slip though.
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>>4442134
>While this is an unexpected obstacle. Your plan hasn't changed. Have Betty use her familiars to distract the Servant to allow Lancer to slip though.
Oh boy, are you a Xehanort by any chance?
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>>4442134
>While this is an unexpected obstacle. Your plan hasn't changed. Have Betty use her familiars to distract the Servant to allow Lancer to slip though.

At first i misread the thing about the eyes and thought it had many eyes, was about to say it was Argos.
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While the appearance of a Servant at the Gate is something you didn't expect at all with the removal of Caster as the occupant of this place, it's not something that will be impossible for you to actually work around. All you'll need to do is preoccupy the gate guard so that Lancer can get through to carry out his mission. You doubt that it'll be that hard, honestly. Betty's familiars, of what little you've seen of them seem to be far more capable than the Dragon Tooth Warriors that Medea is capable of summoning. Though Medea should obviously be capable of creating more powerful familiars than just Dragon Tooth Warriors if she wished to do so. Of course, there was probably a reason she didn't bother doing that, but you find it hard to believe that Medea, who's skill in magecraft is said to rank in the top five of the entire world by Solomon himself, would be unable to replicate the achievements of lesser magi. Summoning phantasmal beasts should even be possible for her if her skill is that high, but controlling them might be a different story altogether, even Caster's tremendous magical skill wouldn't be enough to control the most powerful beasts like dragons.

"Betty. Lets give this Servant a little greeting, shall we?" You don't actually know if the Servant at the top of the Gate has even recognized you as a potential threat yet, but from those eyes of his, you can tell he's not the sort of opponent you ought to go easy on. This Servant is evil, through and through. A single glance at him is enough for you to gather that much. Though just what Servant this is a complete unknown. His appearance isn't one that you're familiar with. Could this be one of the other Servants of the war that was captured by whatever evil occupies the grail? Could it be possible that they are altering the Servants and twisting them to evil so they serve them? If they have access to the alignment twisting cursed mud of the grail, it's very possible that this Servant might be the altered form of a Servant you actually are familiar with!

'Alright, Master!' Betty's response to your order is short and sweet, and just a moment later, Beaky manifests, charging up the stairs towards the enemy Servant while you watch from afar. This should at least give you a good estimate as to the power of this enemy Servant. You'll be able to get a good idea as to your enemies strength from how he fares against one of Betty's abominations!

Lancer follows Betty's monster up the stairs, and when the enemy Servant acts to intercept the charging beast, Lancer simply leaps over both the abomination and the gate guardian in a fantastic display of acrobatic skill. The gate guard does nothing to actually try to stop the Servant from leaping over him, instead focusing entirely on the monster that is charging towards him.
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In an instant, a weapon appears in the Servants hands, manifesting out of pitch black energy. A spear wrapped in the same tattered bandages that his body is wrapped in, irritatingly, you still can't get a read on the enemy Servant at all. Could this Servant be Second Lancer? Either that, or he is some sort of a spear wielding Assassin. A spear isn't really a very likely weapon for an Assassin to use though, so that's unlikely, and despite the clear burning hatred in his eyes, he's clearly not a Berserker. Hold on... this isn't Avenger, is it? As you think on the identity of the Servant, the clash between the spear wielding enemy and Beaky begins. The abomination of a creature lashing out at the man with three sharp tendrils, each with enough speed and force behind them to render the torso of a normal man to pulp.

The Servant easily deflects two of the strikes with the haft of the spear, and effortlessly cleaves through the third tendril with the blade of his spear. It's at that moment that you realize that Beaky is massively outclassed. The familiar that Betty summoned may be some sort of monster, but whatever has been done to the Servant standing guard at the top of the stairs has turned him into a monster also. You at least don't think that this is Avenger, Illya would definitely have told you if Avenger was fully taken from her, you think, and you at least think that you managed to gather a retrieval team fast enough.

While Beaky can regenerate from every wound that he's dealt by the enemy Servant, you can tell that as the fight is continuing, the enemy seems to be growing ever more accustomed to the attacks of Betty's familiar. A sweeping tendril to knock the man off balance is countered by an agile flip. A barrage of many tendrils is swept aside by a twirl of his spear. The creature lunging forwards with its sharp beak is easily countered by the man simply booting the creature right underneath it's protruding mouth, sending it spiraling down the stairs before it quickly recovers.

Yet despite the advantage that the enemy Servant holds over Betty's creation, he doesn't actually seem all too interested in dealing a fatal strike against the creature. Perhaps he knows that the regeneration of the creature would simply mean that attempting to actually kill it with nothing but a spear would be completely pointless? From what you've seen of the beast, it should be able to regenerate any part of its body just as easily as it regenerates the severed limbs.
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Of course, just because Beaky is a strange eldritch beast capable of regenerating endlessly, it does still seem to feel pain from each of the spear mans strikes, grunting and screeching in pain whenever one of its clumsy attacks is countered by the far more skillful and fast enemy and it temporarily loses one of it's many limbs. While some sort of magical ability seems to be blocking you from viewing any of the information of the enemy servant, you'd say that he's at least faster than Lancer is, from what you've seen of how he handles his weapon, and his skill with that spear is incredible!

Well, Beaky was only actually meant to serve as a distraction, and thanks to the gate guardian not at all prioritizing Lancer, who was the far greater threat, the distraction has been a complete success! Still, you do kind of feel bad about the brutal beatdown that the monster is receiving. While you don't know why, the sight of the monstrous beast being so savagely and easily defeated is kind of... well, sad. There's something about Beaky's earnest attempts to please Betty that you just find endearing. The creature might look like something from a high budget sci-fi horror, but it acts more like a weird sort of dog that wants to please its master. At least in regards to Betty.

>Ask Betty to create additional familiars to overwhelm the enemy Servant.
>Have Betty get involved in the battle directly. She says she's strong, but now you've actually got an opportunity to put that to the test.
>Try to get involved in the battle yourself personally. (Do what?)
>Ask Betty if she thinks that her Mystic Eyes could help out in this situation.
>Withdraw for now. You've distracted the guard for long enough, Lancer should be just about done investigating now.
>Write-in...
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>>4442463
>Ask Betty if she thinks that her Mystic Eyes could help out in this situation.
Backing out now could jeopardize the whole alliance thing. So, let's face Second Lancer for a while, i guess.
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>>4442463
>Try to get involved in the battle yourself personally. (Use our Reinforcement to Reinforce Beaky)
Afterall even though we mostly use our Reinforcement to Self-Reinforce, that doesn't mean we can't use it on others.
Additionally, just in case this IS our Avenger, we probably shouldn't kill this servant and force a retreat or something.
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>>4442462
>>4442471
Supporting.

Who the fuck is Second Lancer?
Does he think he's a mummy?
Nice bandages, you fucking dweeb.
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>>4442463
>Ask Betty to create additional familiars to overwhelm the enemy Servant.
>>4442471
agree with this anon in that we should NOT kill this servant when hes clearly trying to not kill our servant's familiar.
we should probably tell our servant's familiars to try and capture or knock out instead of kill, familiars are disposable after all but whatever information this second lancer dude has is not
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>>4442463
>Have Betty get involved in the battle directly. She says she's strong, but now you've actually got an opportunity to put that to the test.
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>>4442481
It's Mot.
Pray that he allows you to live.
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>>4442487
I don't know if we can rely on him not killing our autistic dog as proof he's a friend.
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I think I figured out who they are.
But I'm not telling.
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>>4442463
>>Ask Betty to create additional familiars to overwhelm the enemy Servant.
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>>4442463
>>4442471
I support reinforcing Beaky but I don't think this is Avenger.
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>>4442463
>Ask Betty if she thinks that her Mystic Eyes could help out in this situation.
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>>4442463
>>4442471
Supporting Reinforcement.
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>>4442463
Create a reinforced abomination swarm to overwhelm the servant.
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Reminder that creating more minions has a very noticeable drain on our energy reserves. We also haven't seen on disappear...and we don't know were they go.
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>>4442530
Overwhelm just enough for Lancer to get out safely. Then gtfo.
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>>4442471
Support
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>>4442471
Thanks for the dead end
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>>4442471
supporting
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>>4442565
new hair dont care
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>>4442623
>cancerous newfags
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>>4442463
>Withdraw for now. You've distracted the guard for long enough, Lancer should be just about done investigating now.

Getting over ambitious this early may be fatal.
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>>4442761
fuck you i've been here this whole time
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'Betty. Recall Beaky, I've had an idea.' You alert your Servant over the mental link. It's unfortunate that whenever she's not directly doing something or is certain that she isn't being observed that Betty is forced to take spiritual form, but until you find out more about her and her abilities, including whatever it is that is keeping this curse active on her. Really, you'd like to take her to Touko for an examination, but you have no idea if Touko will be able to prevent the curse from taking effect on her for long enough to actually take a look at the girl. If there's anybody you trust with something like this, it's Touko. Medea is also a potentiality, of course, but while Medea might be in the top five magecraft users in the world, just how much of that knowledge translates to actual technical knowledge is beyond you. After all, a lot of her magical knowledge is of the sort that is fundamentally incompatible with the modern world, so you don't know just how that would apply to Betty.

Touko however is quite the expert with spiritual bodies and containers. Her specialty is in puppets, and when you get down to it, a spiritual vessel meant to contain the soul of a human magus isn't that far a change from a spiritual vessel meant to contain the soul of a hero. Of course, it's because of this that ironically, Touko is probably the closest magus alive to actually achieving the Third True Magic without relying on some sort of ritual like the Holy Grail War, whether or not the woman actually has the inclination to truly learn the Third though is anybodies guess. All you know is that when it comes to the technical aspects of Servants, Touko is the woman you should speak to. Of course, Illya should also be quite well informed, but even the generations of knowledge built up by the Einzbern ought to pale in comparison to Touko.

'Beaky? Master... Did you give him a name?' Betty is clearly amused by your accidental revelation of the nickname you've been mentally using to refer to the creature. You had been so caught up in thinking about how to resolve Betty's curse that you hadn't even noticed your slip! She gives you a delicate laugh through the mental link. 'Beaky... I like it! I'll tell him that he's got a name now! He'll be so happy! You don't even really want to think too hard on the apparent fact that Betty is capable of properly communicating with the creatures she is capable of summoning. Though you really aren't sure if summoning is the right word for it. It's more like she actually creates the creatures herself, rather than summon them from another plane of reality or some other method like that.

Beaky, for its part. Disengages with the Servant on the steps, who makes no move to either reengage with the monster, nor does he even turn around to pursue Lancer. It seems content with just watching you and the monster that it was so dutifully blocking off from entering the temple only a few seconds ago.
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Ah well, this gives you an unexpected amount of time to go through with your plan. While you aren't sure just how well that this is going to work for you, you place your hand on the chitinous black plates of the creature, and allow some of your magical energy to seep into the beast, giving you a perfect layout of it's utterly inhuman biology. Witnessing the true extent of it's alien biology would probably have been enough to break the mind of a lesser man, but there's absolutely nothing that exists in this world that could have that sort of effect on you. You think, and you instead just get a minor headache from looking upon the form of the monstrous creature.

While the abomination is startlingly efficient, with it's inner workings performing as soon kind of perfect biological machine, it's not like it's impossible for you to improve things with a little bit of reinforcement. You allow your magical energy to continue to flow inside the beast, and direct it towards strengthening the muscled tendons that already have otherworldly speed and strength. It doesn't take too long for you to finish reinforcing Beaky, but when you do, the Creature looks even more dangerous than before! There are glowing blue lines traced upon the chitinous plates of the master, indicative of the magical energy that is is still running through the system of the monster.

It seems to realize that you've made it more powerful too, as at the very moment you remove your hand from the creature, it leaps back up the stairs towards the enemy Servant, who appears far more wary of his opponent this time. Beaky starts to actually almost land hits on the enemy Servant, who can only just managed to dodge out of the way of the majority of the shots and ends up getting light cuts and bruises through the continued assault of the many limbed creature. Parrying the attacks is no longer a possibility for him. This Servant is going to either get serious about battling Betty's familiar, or he's going to die the humiliating death of a Servant who was unable to even defeat a single familiar!

Then, however, the bandaged servant does something you hadn't expected him to do at all, and in his hand suddenly appears a second spear, also mostly wrapped in bandages. Though this spear is just a tiny bit longer compared to his other spear. He wields the two long weapons with supreme skill, and the flow of the battle has once again shifted in his favor, then, it hits you. While you can't see his face or his actual body on account of the many bandages blocking you from observing the body of the Servant, there's one Servant who springs to mind when it comes to dual wielding spears which are concealed by what seem to be rags but are actually powerful talismans. But That's got to be wrong. Outside of Saber's very special case, the odds of somebody somehow managing to summon the exact same Servant as one that featured in the last war is practically nil!
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Then, your suspicions are all but confirmed as the Servant leaps back and takes a moment to unwrap the bindings on the shorter spear. Revealing to you none other than the Yellow Rose of Mortality, Gáe Buidhe in it's unsealed form. But just as you're about to warn Betty to get Beaky to retreat away from the Servant who you now know simply cannot be anybody but Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, and as a Lancer to boot, a smooth strike lops off half of Beaky's limbs, and it stumbles away and cries out in great pain as it is unable to regenerate them. 'No!' Betty screams through the mental link, and you think that she's about to manifest to interrupt the Lancer before a loud explosion of energy rings out from the temple!

Mere moments later, Lancer's body is sent crashing through one of the pillars of the temple's gate! The body of Lancer flies past Beaky and who you suppose for now you'll refer to as Second Lancer, before Lancer manages to get his bearings and land on his feet, apparently not paying the large wound on his side any notice, despite suffering an injury that would rapidly kill a normal man, it's not something that would be fatal to him anyway. He managed to avoid having either of his cores struck. Beaky uses the moment of confusion to retreat, though it is unable to regenerate it's tendrils still, thanks to that damn cursed spear.

"Kid. I didn't think I'd be saying something like this at all during this whole 'war' thing. But I think that we ought to make a... uhh... tactical retreat." Lancer gestures to the top of the steps, and standing there is a figure that makes your heart freeze. No, more than that, your entire body freezes as if your blood turned to ice as you look at a truly dreadful sight standing at the partially destroyed entrance to the temple.
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Standing there is a short woman wearing an armored black dress which flutters in the gentle breeze of the night. Her hair is blond and tied into a bun, and her eyes and face are obscured by a black visor. In her hands is a sword, which would be black as night bar the glowing red engravings upon it. There's no question at all as to just who this enemy is. Somehow, Saber Alter stands before you as an enemy. Your mind races with questions. How!? Why!? When!? But now isn't the time for those questions. Now you need to ensure you survive this meeting!

>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
>No! stand your ground, this isn't unwinnable!
>Write-in...
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>>4443306
>>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
>call Touko and say, "I just fucked up"
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
Oh. It's Salter. Bollocks.
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>>4443306
>>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
I am so sad
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.


Well, our arrogance was bound to bite us sooner or later, but Alter was not what I expected. This is extremely bad, she is really good defense.

Also fucks up our metaplans but that comes with the territory.
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
tfw the shiroufags were right all along and we should've checked up on shirou, ah well this makes it somewhat more interesting at least
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>>4443306
>>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
Spicy.
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImQ7K9iIupg
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>>4443306
>>No! stand your ground, this isn't unwinnable!
Oh no. Saber simp I'm so sorry.
Also, poor Diarmuid can't catch a break.
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>>4443363
>this isn't unwinnable
it actually 100% is unwinnable, 2 servants with magic resistance means that betty is limited (since mystic eyes and magecraft are both useless) to familiars which even with reinforcement can't beat diarmund much less saber who far surpasses him
meanwhile on our side we have a wounded lancer + unreliable archer support
no point wasting time with an assured dead end
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>>4443371
I know, I'm just contrarian.
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>>4443374
Now that I think of, Salter might be the worst possible matchup for just about any combo of our faction's servants. On the defense all the high damage NPs or cthulu familiars we can conjure can just be ignored.

I kinda just hear the now youve fucked up clip on repeat now.
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Did the grail respawn the fallen 4th war servants as altered minions???
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I want it to be known that Salter and the likely death of Shirou, is everyone's fault but my own unless proven otherwise.
I've been asking, BEGGING you guys to call Shirou as early as when we were first called by Rin about Sakura's collapse and you guys utterly refused.

Shiroufags are to blame because they refused to accept the compromise of just giving the lad the phone call, instead of visiting him in person, which led to us not communicating with him at all until it was too late.
Antishiroufags are to blame for being a bunch of spaztic children that attempted to ignore Shirou at every turn despite warnings of the potential consequences, although I'm not sure if anyone saw THIS coming.
Welcome to the hell you've created for us with your collective autism, let's try to get through it together, please.

Watch my dumb ass be off completely and it be because we tried to run to the temple instead of checking out whatever that mystery distraction was. I'll be fucking PISSED if that's the case, but it will serve me right I suppose. Watch Shirou be fine, and this whole thing somehow be Kerry's fault or something.
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>>4443381
Possible, but Saber didnt really "fall"
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible
I guess Diarmuid is still mad about being betrayed to death a second time.
I bet Cu would like to fight him though.
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>>4443381
That could be it too.
Maybe Shirou never had a chance to summon Saber as opposed to him getting ganked and having Saber stolen from his corpse.
Maybe it's not this new element in the grail versus the originals.
It's once set of masters, versus another set of masters, verses the new element of the grail. Now that would be insane.
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>>4443382
Between Kerry and Zouken floating around along with whatever the hell Thorpe's deal is we have a real shit sandwich on our hands.

Think we have enough money to research a time machine? Darkest timeline may be ahead.
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>>4443378
So what the fuck do we do, are we gonna have to ask Gil for help? Because I don't wanna have to ask Gil for help.
>>4443382
Let it be known I voted to ally with Shirou since the very beginning.
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>>4443394

Our priority now should be intel. We have no idea what the fuck is going on and anything we do is likely to fail if we continue with this little information.

Yeah leave Gil out of it.
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>>4443382
I seriously doubt that Shirou is dead, more likely all the fourth war servants got resummoned as alters.
Why would Saber end up altered and then appear in the temple right when the Avenger retrieval was going on?
The shadow never showed up this early in HF and even if it is active in this world, why out of all masters would it single out Shirou and his servant to attack?
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer

Something deep down in my gut tells me Shriou didn’t summon Saber......I don’t entirely know if I trust this feeling. But I also don’t doubt it might be true.
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer
Soo from what information I could gather there are two, potentially three, sets of servants in this war.

Goddammnit Nyarly!!! What the fuck did you put in the grail!?
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>>4443430
There's most likely only two sets of servants.
We have yet to see 3 versions of x class and so far have only seen two for each class.
e.g. two riders, two archers, two lancers, two caster

We're really only missing 1 berserker, 1 saber and 1 assassin from having met all the servants in the current war.

original 7
Saber: most likely saber alter
Lancer: Cu
Archer: Emiya
Rider: Medusa
Caster: Medea
Berserker: ilya's avenger
Assassin: ? (possibly medea summoning sasaki or zouken summoning one of the hasan. very unlikely to be the assassin with the tail we met)

additional 7
Saber: ?
Lancer: E rank luck
Archer: the one who shot at us (suspected master is monica since everything archer did helped us in the end but than again I could be completely off the mark)
Caster: Betty
Berserker: ?
Assassin: most likely the tail assassin we dead ended to
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>>4443382
Fuck off, I and others have said to just call shitrou before.
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.

Okay, in that case let's all calm down and evaluate the situation. Wherever shirofags, anti-shiroufags and whatnot, the most important thing is to know if Shirou and Saber are okay, we don't know what happened. Now, let's retreat, tell everybody we just done fucked up and go to Shirou's house and check on him. If he's dead, then all is lost, we'll need to visit the dojo.
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>>4443473
I don't think the dojo can save us from this.
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>>4443480
It all depends honestly. For now worrying about shit won't help us, information will. We now know two more enemy servants, and we now need to know more about Illya's servant, as well as her current connection with him. We also need to pay a visit to Shirou and see if our run just done fucked up. Hell, even if Illya goes on an autist rage it is better than knowing than plan B just done and poofed.
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At this point do we really need Shirou? We still have Rouge coming and Manaka somewhere. Monica and Touko as well.
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>>4443463
"everyone's fault but my own" is hyperbolic.
The point is that on multiple occasions the topic of calling Shirou had come up and very few of us opted to take that option given the potential benefits.
If you were part of the "Call Shirou you fucking idiots" gang, then I deeply appreciate your attempt. But the fact that only some of us were opting to vote for it is a bit frustrating.
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>>4443488
Then don't you think the solution is to see with our own eyes? Information is always key.

>>4443487
>Monica and Touko
First one is MIA and Touko is a wildcard
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>>4443487
>We still have Rouge coming and Manaka somewhere
Is this supposed to be comforting?
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>>4443497
Yes
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>>4443497
>Is this supposed to be comforting?
what is comforting in the first place? Even if we have archtype earth and zeltrech on our side, if plot going to fuck us over, then we're fuck regardless.
Let's be less dependant and actually do something with what we have.
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>>4443491
I think keeping group cohesion is more important than personally seeking out information, especially when we have so many allies to do shit for us and so many alternative ways of seeking info.

Hints calling Shirou instead of going to his house and visiting him, thus exposing our lie to Illya and risking the alliance we've so carefully crafted.

Even now there is no reason to go seek Shirou out personally. We could send Rin or finally fucking find Monica and get her to go in secret, alternatively, Shinji could go in secret using a puppet body.
Our little group, as it's been stated, is a house of cards that can easily be toppled by the slightest disruption. As the one crafting this easily toppled mess, it's our job to ensure that we don't take actions that would lead to its collapse.
That means planning things out. That means not taking unnecessary risks when we could exploit readily available opportunities.
I'm all for seeking information from here on out, but what info we look for and how is just as important in the long run.
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>>4443511
We should just use our Charisma and tell Illya the truth.
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>>4443517
Not gonna work.
Shinji's Charisma can only take us so far and just like how Baz would have freaked the fuck out if we talked shit about her favorite priest, Illya will have more than a simple break down if she finds out that we've lied to her about what's in her head her most hated enemy.
Even if we've done considerable work dissuading her from that mindset, now that her servant is assuredly lost to us, even after all our fucking around getting allies, is literally the WORSE possible time to try to get her to worry about her brother.
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>>4443517
I think we need more bonding time with every ally we got.
I mean, we're close to Illya but not THAT close for her to actually listen to us.
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>>4443511
>We could send Rin
That's...actually a better idea, we got enough allies to plan shit up. We even have Lancer to back our claims and I'm sure the very existence of EMIYA might point that our Shirou might not be dead yet. Hell for all we know he's being chased by a random servant that will trigger SEIBA. We also have Bazette and Illya, but how could we use them without them blowing up on our face? I mean we ARE returning to the latter empty-handed and I'm sure she will throw a temper tantrum.

So what we can do is
>Send Rin to check on Shirou
>Give Monica a call and see if she's alive
>Plan with Illya and Bazette a way to break through the temple with what little information we've gathered
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>>4443540
>>Give Monica a call and see if she's alive
Monica doesn't have her own mobile phone. Her powers wreck them as well as any other electronics she tries to carry.
Just as a reminder.
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>>4443544
Didn't she have her own local phone?
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>>4443547
She did, but she had to take precautions when using it/protecting it and especially made sure not to practice any variety of magecraft with it nearby.
A mobile phone would require it to actually be on her person.
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I miss Monke
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>>4443544
>>4443549
Ah, beat me to it.

>>4443540
Regardless, Sending Rin to find Shirou in secrete and sending a Puppet to find Monica personally while we plan with Illya and Baz isn't a bad plan.
Might also need to calm Illya down with the promise of a new servant or something, but we'll get there when we get there.
I'd also like Sakura do be doing something, but I don't know what would be the best use of her or Rider's talents at this time.
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>>4443562
And we STILL need to ask Illya for info on her fucking servant.
I actually voted for that several votes ago and I don't remember every getting that info from her.
It could be that I just missed that information but I'm pretty damn she we were left on red in that regard.
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>>4443565
Look all I'm saying is that we should have a consensus wherever we touch the child (Betty) or not.
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>>4443567
If you can call a consensus of two people a consensus then I agree. Betty deserves headpats.
But I'm also saying we still need to FUCKING GET THAT INFO ON ILLYA'S SERVANT!
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>>4443567
Betty needs hugs, pillow and being told she is a good girl.
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
Imagine the sex Shirou and Saber Alter must have had. They DID fuck, right?
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>>4443442
The only unknowns are
>Saber Alter (???)
>Original Assassin slot (???)
>Original Berserker slot Avenger (Illya)
>Second Saber (???)
>Second Archer (???)
>Second Berserker (???)
>Second Assassin (???)
Second Lancer is Diarmuid all but confirmed, no knowledge of his Master. Second Rider is Aife all but confirmed, Master is Nyarlathotep. All other Servants and Masters unknown
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>>4443601
Makes me wonder, WHAT kind of eldritch abomination would we be, if Shinji ended up being something like Nyarla?
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Are we Lovecraft?
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Unfortunately today is a busy day again, so expect the update to be late.
I'll still try to do a second update if time/votes permit though.
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>>4443306
>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
Shirou. What the fuck.
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Is Salter being Shirou-related really a given thing? What if Salter is the second Saber with the regular one being around just as pla- well, wished for?
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>>4443640
unless this is literal fgo timeline. only one Saber (arthuria) exists to summon cus of Sabers deal
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I pray shirou is still alive
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>>4443657
Weelllll I wouldn’t entirely say that to be true. If memory serves right, proto saber (aka Arthur) is a separate spirit origin from our saber (Artoria/Altria/Arthuria/whateverthefuckthelocalizednameisatthispoint). So while VERY unlikely I wouldn’t say it to be completely impossible.
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>>4443306
>>Agree with Lancer. Run. This battle just went from tough to impossible.
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You stare at the stoic masked woman standing at the top of the stairs in silence for a while, and the woman looks in your direction. Looks like she isn't going to pursue you or Lancer just yet, and like Second Lancer, who you suppose must be the Altered form of Diarmuid, is simply standing on the steps still. Unlike with Second Lancer, of whom you are unable to get much of a read at all on, Saber here is leaking a tremendous amount of magical energy. The magical energy exuding from the woman is almost overpowering! She must be hooked up to the grail directly somehow, but by who? There shouldn't be anybody or anything else capable of functioning as a Lesser Grail! Sakura and Illya are both clearly not responsible for this terrible mistake, but if not them, who? Could there have somehow been a third lesser grail that is unknown even to you?

Then, as Saber Alter takes a single step towards you, Beaky, and the injured Lancer, your fight or flight reflex finally kicks in. This is a battle that you can't win. Not like this. Saber Alter has already shown herself to easily be capable of overpowering Lancer, if what you just saw is any indication of the gulf in strength between the two Servants. Though Lancer doesn't appear at all upset about his injury, judging from the almost battle crazed smile on his face. The fact that he's suggesting a retreat despite clearly having enjoyed himself though is pretty telling as to your chances if you were to try to do battle with the altered form of the King of Knights here. Things are even worse when you take into account the fact that Lancer Alter will be supporting Saber Alter. Diarmuid should be at least capable of stalemating Cu Chulainn, which would leave only you and Betty to deal with the overpowering tyrant king.

Your opportunity to flee quickly reveals itself as a sudden bombardment of arrows from the sky rains down upon the two enemy Servants. It's Archer! Guess that he wasn't joking when he mentioned that he'd be getting himself a good vantage point. He must be just as confused as you are right now, when you think about it. But even Archer ought to know the danger Saber Alter represents from her appearance alone, even if he never actually encountered her in the route his life took that lead him to becoming the counter guardian EMIYA.
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The bright white projectiles rain down upon the black clad knight, and you take that as your cue to reinforce your body and sprint away as quickly as you can! Saving Illya's Avenger just got knocked down quite a few places on the priority list on account of potentially becoming impossible. With this level of defense, an assault on the Temple may well end up being a lost cause unless you were to somehow procure some major firepower! You continue running all the way down the steps, Lancer matching pace with you and Beaky rapidly hobbling after the two of you and only just behind you. Seems that losing so many of those tendrils has somewhat hampered the ability of the monster to move about. Betty remains silent and contemplative in spirit form as she follows along with you. She's probably upset that her monster got hurt. She does seem to share a strange sort of bond with the bizarre eldritch creatures she makes. It dawns on you that the girl may very well be absolutely livid with the actions taken by the Servant who hurt the beaked abomination.

You keep running though, all the way until you've reached the bottom of the steps. You take deep breaths of air as you reach the bottom of the stairs. Not from the exertion of running so quickly, but instead to try to calm yourself down. This is a complete disaster.

Lancer glares upwards at the now distant figures of the two Servants who seem to have given up on the idea of a chase at all. "I'm lucky I managed to trick that swordswoman into smashing me through the gate." He observes casually. "While I don't think that woman is an impossible enemy for me to defeat, the circumstances made it a fight that I couldn't win, at least." He sounds somewhat impressed as he says that.

"What are you talking about, Lancer?" Your voice is cold and distant as you try to piece together just what your next course of action should be. This has destroyed almost all your planning like a sledgehammer thrown through a pane of glass! Something you could never have expected or planned for has happened and you find yourself almost at a complete loss for the first time in a long time!
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"That Saber... she wasn't the only other Servant in that Temple. While I didn't have long before she began to attack me, I could feel the presence of at least three other Servants in the immediate vicinity. Though I didn't get a good luck at any of them as only the swordswoman came out to drive me off." Three other Servants?! You almost scream mentally. You thought that you were playing things smartly by amassing such a large faction of Servants allied to you, but it doesn't even look like it's going to be enough! You try to calm yourself down a little. One of those presences probably belonged to Avenger, who for all you know is still able to withstand the efforts being taken to subvert him like poor Saber and Diarmuid have suffered. You clench your teeth so hard at hearing that that it actually hurts. It might be that your only course left would be to plead to Gilgamesh for assistance. If anybody is capable of defeating Saber Alter, it's him.

"I... see. Then this is grave news indeed." Your voice is still hollow, you can hardly even find the words to express how you currently feel as you walk back to the rest of your allies. Archer has yet to meet up with you, so you can only assume that he fled and ran to Rin after his bombardment. You finally allow yourself to think of what you were dreading the most as you reach a somewhat safe distance from your enemies.

Shirou. What happened to Shirou? If Saber has been taken and altered, then what of her original Master? Did he summon her earlier? Were the noises of the fight you heard back when you were being attacked by Second Archer related to this? Could... Could the reason that Shirou didn't pick up earlier be because he's been slain? Did you... not put him on the right track to mastering his magecraft? He should have at least been capable of defending himself!

>Call Shirou again as you walk back to your allies. Hoping beyond hope that he somehow picks up.
>Break off from Lancer, tell him to explain things to everyone with Archer. You need to go check on him immediately!
>Ask Lancer something else as you walk back to the rest of the group. (What?)
>At this point, things have already gone off the rails enough that you feel like getting Touko involved may just be your best option. Head to Garan no Dou.
>Write-in...
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>>4443713
>Call Shirou again as you walk back to your allies. Hoping beyond hope that he somehow picks up.

If the Saber has been corrupted then we better find a way to uncorrupt her, for possible benefit of the Avenger as well. Alternatively, time travel.
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>>4443713
>>Break off from Lancer, tell him to explain things to everyone with Archer. You need to go check on him immediately!
Please let shirou be alive
Poor Emiya has to see Saber be evil that's gotta suck.
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>>4443713
Get Touko involved
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>>4443713
>Call Shirou again as you walk back to your allies. Hoping beyond hope that he somehow picks up.
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>>4443713
>Break off from Lancer, tell him to explain things to everyone with Archer. You need to go check on him immediately!

I dont think hes suddenly gonna start answering the phone. Get our ass over there.
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>>4443713
>inb4 fucking Zouken created another lesser grail

>>4443713
>>Break off from Lancer, tell him to explain things to everyone with Archer. You need to go check on him immediately!
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>>4443713
>Call Shirou again as you walk back to your allies. Hoping beyond hope that he somehow picks up.
If he doesn't pick up.
>Write-in...Activate a puppet and send it over to check Shirou's place while we debrief the team on the situation.
Alternatively we could have Betty summon a scout to check on him, a bird or something?
The point is abandoning the group to go find Shirou is incredibly irresponsible. We gotta keep a level head here.
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>>4443713
>Call Shirou again as you walk back to your allies. Hoping beyond hope that he somehow picks up.

our whole faction and alliance is built on us as the lynchpin.
idk if leaving them is the best idea
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>>4443713
>>Break off from Lancer, tell him to explain things to everyone with Archer. You need to go check on him immediately!
Let's not half ass this and at least give our bro some respect.
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>I think my friend might be dead or in serious danger, better give him a phone call!
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>>4443764
Yes
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>>4443713
>Call Shirou again as you walk back to your allies. Hoping beyond hope that he somehow picks up.
Then
>At this point, things have already gone off the rails enough that you feel like getting Touko involved may just be your best option. Head to Garan no Dou.

>>4443764
Eh, he's shirou, he's going to be alright. The worst that could've happens is him in the brink of death. But he won't die.
A call is sufficient. We have another grave matter than just suddenly go to his house.
He's a bro, but some of you anon making it looks like you're obsessed with him. Chill out the shirou self jerk for a bit.
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Oh to add, that one anon before convinced me (and other anons) that shirou is in fact the most dangerous, and the most powerful mage in this grail war.
So please understand that in the back of our mind we think that his survival is guaranteed no matter what.
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>>4443764
We can't just ghost on the alliance we've spent this whole time building up, especially given the dire circumstances. We are the keystone of the whole operation and just running off is the worst possible thing we could do.
>>4443720
>>4443721
>>4443724
>>4443728
>>4443742
>>4443750
>>4443754
>>4443755
We have alternative means of checking on Shirou, we need to make use of them.
Betty, Puppets, Telling Rin or Sakura to check on him, hell calling Touko to see if she can help I doubt it though.
Running after Shirou isn't the answer, but just dumbly calling him probably won't get results either.

>>4443772
>Eh, he's shirou, he's going to be alright.
Given everything, we've seen that's a horrible assumption to make.
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>>4443713
>>Break off from Lancer, tell him to explain things to everyone with Archer. You need to go check on him immediately!
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>>4443713
>Call Shirou again as you walk back to your allies. Hoping beyond hope that he somehow picks up.
If he does not answer send one of our puppet bodies to check on him.
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Yeah let's ditch our whole alliance that we spend so much time gathering and run across whole fucking city alone to check on Shirou.
What a great plan. Simply genius.
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>>4443776
Why can't we leave a puppet with the masters here and go see Shirou ourselves then? Hell, we may need Truth Magic to help him out and we can't get that with a puppet. Who knows what kind of state he'll be in after that explosion and fighting whatever took Saber.
This feels like whatis kicking us in the butt for half-assing things and tunnel visioning.
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>>4443794
What's the point of putting puppet? It's not about our presence, it's about our alliance. If we ditch everyone just to see shirou, then you're just a selfish prick.
Our alliance isn't a puppet that will just go "yes shinji", there's give and take. Like, be responsible.
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>>4443794
Because it's dangerous. Not all servants are at temple. One lucky Assassin would be enough to send us to dead end.
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>>4443796
We've tunnel visioned on this fucking alliance this entire goddamn time, not stopping for shit like mysterious explosions or going to pick up Shirou early, because you faggots whined about it.
What did that get us? We haven't saved Avenger and now we have Saber Alter to deal with. Good Job.

>>4443799
>Because it's dangerous.
No shit? It's a fucking grail war. Dead Ends will be around no matter what we do.
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>>4443713
>Call Shirou again as you walk back to your allies. Hoping beyond hope that he somehow picks up
>Write In - immeadiately ask him without any hesitation or question if he has summoned his servant. This situation is dire so this question is heavily important.
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>>4443796
NOOO YOU CANT SAVE THE LIFE OF YOUR FRIEND YOU HAVE TO BE UTILITARIAN JUST LIKE KIRITSUGU THATS SO SELFISH OF YOU
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>>4443713
>At this point, things have already gone off the rails enough that you feel like getting Touko involved may just be your best option. Head to Garan no Dou.
Don't just ditch the alliance, and Touko may have a much better idea of what's happening right now than we do, she shojld have eyes all over the city.
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>>4443804
What You call "tunnel vision" normal people call "concentration".
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>>4443713
>Break off from Lancer, tell him to explain things to everyone with Archer. You need to go check on him immediately!
Our Alliance is perfectly fine.
You think it's going to fall apart in this situation?
Come the fuck on.
We need to help our bro.
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>>4443804
Tunnel visioned is if you being narrow minded that only thinks about shirou by ditching the alliance we already have.
You're the one that tunnel visioning yourself.
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>>4443810
Solving whatever is going on at the Temple is more important than saving your husbandu.
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>>4443772
>hasn't picked up his phone
>saber alter is here
due to the logic I can conclude that shirou is perfectly fine and that nothing bad will happen to him.
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>>4443810
Whoa calmed down there, maybe there's another /qst/ with shirou as yourself insert. No need to cry like a baby there.
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>>4443812
No. Concentration is fine. What we've been doing is "focusing on the alliance to the point we've been excluding all other things." That's tunnel visioning.
If we had stopped to investigate the explosion, or stopped to pick up Shirou, we could have stilled had the alliance but have prevented some of our current misfortune.

>>4443814
>Our friend was most likely injured in a battle and had his servant stolen.
>STOP BEING SO NARROW MINDED AND ONLY THINKING ABOUT SHIROU!
Fucking retard.
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>>4443813
Our alliance is holding together only thanks to us.
Bazett, Rin and Illya trust us but not each other. Whithout us it's gonna go to shit.
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>>4443821
>you're tunnel visioning because you don't think about shirou! Now let me greentext my projection of you and use caps to makes you look mad
That aside, by your logic checking up by phone is still okay since the "most likely injured" part is only you tunnel visioning about shirou
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>>4443822
The things about tunnel vision is that, he doesn't care about that. I bet he doesn't even know illya still holds deep grudge against shirou and her situation after all.
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>>4443821
Hindsight is 20/20. If we wouldn't go to the Temple trying to find the Caster who clearly didn't want to be found we wouldn't be stuck with this Avenger-timer in the first place.
Running would be just a waste of time. Either he's dead and we jeopardised our alliance for nothing or he is alive and just left his phone home or lost it.
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>>4443752
support.
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>All this survivorship bias because we have information AFTER that shirou was fked from our choices
For all we know, choosing to take our time and involve ourself in other matters + searching for shirou would've screwed over Ilyas servant which means we'd be just as pissed now.

Everyone just fucking relax, people made the best decisions possible with the information available to them at the time. We knew ilya's servant was on a time limit whilst we thought Shirou would be fine after we spent all that time training him and we DID call him as well.
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>>4443831
Or he's injured from having his servant stolen and needs some heals and won't last long enough for us to faff about hoping he picks up his phone this time after he didn't the last time.
Fuck, his phone could be destroyed for all we know.
If you're scared of assassins, let's take some of the idiots from our group. But we need to check on Shirou in a way that we can immediately help him.
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ITT: We see that Shirouhaters are literal ESL subhuman retards.
Nobody gives a fuck about Illya's petty grudge.
She can suck it up, she's fucking irrelevant now.
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>>4443834
>let's take some of the idiots from our group
Why don't we just talk no jutsu llya than visit Shirou with the whole group?

This completely solves the current argument fully.
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>>4443836
If he's hurt, we could kill two birds with one stone and take his body to Garan no Dou with the puppet or one of Betty's minions.
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>>4443836
>>4443843
He has the Avalon inside him. He does not need our healing.
If he managed to run into enemy servant while being alone he is either alive and on his feet or dead.
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>>4443841
>>4443522
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>>4443841
support.
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>>4443845
Avalon don't work without Saber being his Servant, big brain.
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>>4443845
We don't actually know that, and it's not like Avalon has stopped him from dying in the VNs

>>4443847
Wooooooow
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>>4443847
as in vote for this or +1 instead of whatever I originally voted for

you should all vote for my idea as well since this is best of both worlds
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>>4443843
The puppet is canon levels of useless Shinji outside of talking, sitting in class and doing paperwork and we don't know how Betty's minions react to people who aren't us or Betty.

>>4443845
>He has the Avalon inside him.
Avalon requires Saber's energy to activate. He does not have Saber. Fucking secondaries.
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>>4443847
Samefagging nigger you can't just support your own idea.
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>>4443841
I feel like that would be a waste of time. What if he is not home. That would mean we wasted like an hour on a stroll.
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>>4443849
>>4443852
I know it needs Saber but whith Avalon inside him it's almost guaranteed he will summon her,
I know that we saw Salter but this War is all kinds of fucked up already so why not.
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>>4443852
Puppet is easily capable of carrying Shirou to Garan no Dou and if Shirou is as hurt as you think he is, he won't be able to do much to the minon, and once it gets him to Touko its job is over anyway.
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>>4443713
>>4443752
Supporting. At the very least, we can have the puppet carry a note telling him to call us or something.
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>>4443857
>he won't be able to do much to the minon
I'm more worried about the minion doing something to him.
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>>4443863
The minions have been very well behaved so far and seem to gladly follow all of Betty's orders.
There's no reason to assume that they would go berserk just to fuck Shirou over.
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>>4443713
>>4443752
supporting
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Oh.
You guys.
Servants from previous wars like Deermud being brought back isn't exactly a new thing.
I think Manaka might've hijacked the grail.
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I'm having a serious time staying invested in this quest, just because all this drama between the Shirou dickriders and the Shirou haters is so fucking stupid.
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>>4443892
>I'm having a serious time staying invested in this quest
>Says the one post anon.
Ok.
Not saying it's not incredibly annoying, but it comes with the Fate Quest territory and it's not like there's anything the QM can do about it, or you for that matter.
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>>4443892
I have no problem with Shirou but at this point we should commit to one plan instead of flip-flopping and running all over the city like a headless chiken.
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>>4443894
>serious time
What an amazing fuckup. I meant to write a seriously hard time. I haven't posted before because every time I go to vote my energy is drained by the insane drama.
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>>4443892
I want the mc of stay night to be happy and healthy and not die. I would not call it dick riding
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>>4443896
My point still stands.
If you don't have the energy to vote anyway, I say sit back, relax, and enjoy the story passively.
No need to pay attention to drama if you just read the updates.
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>>4443887
ANON DON'T GIVE ME HOPE JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY.
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>>4443892
Want me to pass you the popcorn? I think it's hilarious.
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>>4443713
OKAY GUYS LISTEN
>Send Rin, Archer and one of our eldritch abominations to help them.
OR
>Send Sakura and Rider and have them check on Shirou with one of our monsters

Meanwhile we use them to save Shirou from whatever problem AND INFORM SHIROU THAT, IF HE IS TO MEET OUR GROUP, SHINJI AND HIM HAVE NEVER FORMALLY MET BEFORE, THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT.

Meanwhile we need to report this all to Bazette and Illya and maybe go somewhere safer for a strategic meeting and decide what to do next. We have both EMIYA and Lancer who can corroborate our story, so there's nothing to worry about it.

ALSO
>Hug Betty and tell her she did a good job
SPOIL THE LOLI
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>>4443928
Let’s show her our BMC
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>>4443928
Isn't Shirou a bad liar?
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>>4443713
>Call Shirou again as you walk back to your allies. Hoping beyond hope that he somehow picks up.
Explain.
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>>4443713
>Break off from Lancer, tell him to explain things to everyone with Archer. You need to go check on him immediately!
SHIROU BETTER NOT BE DEAD
>inb4 Saber Alter and Shirou ARE really Servant and Master, and SAlter is acting on Shirou's orders pretending to work for the enemy
Too galaxy brained for them?
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>>4444018
Too high IQ requirements to pull that off.
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>>4443713
>>Call Shirou again as you walk back to your allies. Hoping beyond hope that he somehow picks up.
>Heal Beaky, he did a good job.
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This vote has had something of a confusing outcome.
While theoretically, calling Shirou is in the lead, it has been massively split up by additions to the vote that would each have quite a significant impact.
Meanwhile, simply going to visit Shirou has the second highest amount of votes.
I'm not writing yet though, and not just because I can't make heads or tails of what I should write.
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>>4443713
I'll support >>4443752
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>>4443752
Support
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>>4444165
Then how about a second vote, but instead having the call be the known outcome but the rest as options for us to choose from?
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>>4444175
support.
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Ok, if you want to resolve this with a secondary vote...

>Just call Shirou.
>Call Shirou, use a puppet or a scout of some kind to check on him if he doesn't respond. (As a warning, using a puppet is hardly feasible here, as it would require either spending a long time programming it's actions, or to assume direct control over it. Not to mention the fact that you puppet bodies are in your workshop.
>Call Shirou while you head to Garan no Dou
>Call Shirou, immediately ask him about whether he has summoned his Servant.
>Call Shirou while you heal Beaky right in front of the badly wounded Lancer.
>Call Shirou and... (Write-in...)
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>>4444241
Call shirou and heal beaky and pat invisible loli on the head
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>>4444241
>>Call Shirou while you heal Beaky right in front of the badly wounded Lancer.
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>>4444241
>>Call Shirou and... (Write-in...)
Call Shirou and accidentally call EMIYA instead while we go visit Shirou in person.
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>>4444241
>Just call Shirou.
Can't we heal Beaky without being an asshole?
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>>4444241
Can we heal both Beaky and Lancer? I kinda feel bad about leaving either one out.
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send rin to heal shirou cause she has her pendant thing
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>>4444241
>>Call Shirou while you heal Beaky right in front of the badly wounded Lancer.
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>>4444241
what >>4444244 said
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Fuck it, I'm changing it.
>>4444241
>>4444262
>Call Shirou while you heal Beaky AND Lancer.
I don't want him to keel over and die, he does enough of that as it is.
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>>4444241
>Call Shirou while you heal Beaky right in front of the badly wounded Lancer.
Have some rendezvous and tell everyone about our enemies servants identity.
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>>4444241
>>4444290
support
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>>4444241
>>4444290
Support, assuming Lancer doesn't deny us.
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>>4444241
FUCK FORGOT ABOUT LANCER
CHANGING VOTE FROM >>4444284 TO >>4444290 BECAUSE I'M A RETARD
CAN WE PAT OUR LOLI ANYWAY? THROW THAT IN!
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>>4444241
>>4444290
This
It's a shame about the puppets but we could always send Beaky or another minon I suppose.
First and foremost we need to heal our allies and see if the call won't work.
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>>4444393
Not beaky. We don't know if her minions can come back
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>>4444394
I'm pretty sure they don't considering their creation process.
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Wait, aren't Gáe Buidhe's attacks unable to heal unless the spear breaks or Diarmuid dies?
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>>4444427
>It seems that it doesn't actually heal wounds, more than it erases them from having occurred.
Taken from pastebin
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>>4444290
Support
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Well, you think that you're out of immediate danger now, and unless Saber Alter suddenly decides to start pursuing you and Lancer, you don't think that you'll run into any more trouble. Of course though, there are a few things you ought to do before returning to the rest of your allies with the dreadful news that an assault on the temple will be far more costly than you had first imagined it would be. In fact, a full on assault to rescue Avenger is probably impossible as things are now. Your only real hope of retrieving the Servant from the clutches of whatever is responsible for this mess is to either somehow sneak past multiple Servants in order to retrieve a prisoner, which is an impossible task for just about anybody to manage. Or, alternatively, to get somebody capable of using spacial transportation magic agree to help you. Now where oh where would you be able to find somebody like that? If only Medea wasn't so flighty, you would probably already have rescued Avenger and be plotting a way to deal with th nigh-insurmountable fortress that the temple has become.

Originally, you had made contingency plans as a just in case for the situation at Ryūdō Temple, though they all relied on the Servant you were opposed to being somebody like Caster with the support of Assassin and Kuzuki. Not high power Servants like Diarmuid or Saber Alter. The only thing that made the whole situation with assaulting the Temple fair at all was the fact that the two Servants actually guarding the temple were easily the two weakest Servants in the war thanks to the caliber of their opponents. But when it has a defense on this level, you don't know if an assault is even possible at all! Not unless you were to somehow destroy the damn place entirely with an Anti-Fortress Noble Phantasm, but wait! Somehow, it looks like the Servant with the Anti-Fortress Noble Phantasm has been subverted to the side of your enemies! Damn it, damn it, damn it! Damn it!

You dial Shirou's mobile again, and receive no response. You honestly weren't expecting anything else at this point. If Saber has been taken at this stage, then it's clear that the boy must have been targeted. Honestly, you hadn't even expected him to summon his Servant early, and given what has come of it, you would have preferred that Shirou had never summoned a Servant at all. You try his mobile one final time, and you still receive no answer from it. Out of desperation, you ring his home phone next, expecting absolutely nothing.

Only to have your heart almost jump out of your chest upon hearing the distinct noise of the phone being picked up. "Shirou? Is that you?" The voice on the other side of the phone asks you the question you were just about to ask them. It seems that Taiga picked up. You really have no idea how you're supposed to explain any of what might have happened to the slightly dopey teacher.
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"Ah, is that you, Fujimura-sensei?" You try to keep your voice neutral, thinking about how there's still a chance that Shirou is somehow alright. "It's me, Shinji. I've been wondering where Shirou is. I've tried to call him a few times now, but I keep getting redirected to voice mail. Do you have any idea where he might have gone?" With any luck, Shirou was naive enough to tell Taiga where he was actually headed. Or at least give you a vague direction.

"Well, I visited in the afternoon, to find that this blond European girl with a weird name... I think it was... 'Seabar'?" Taiga doesn't sound too confident in her pronunciation of Saber's name, but you pay the horrible mispronunciation no mind. "But yeah, she said that she was one of Kiritsugu's friends from a long time ago..." Taiga briefly chokes up a little, she seems to be holding back tears. "I don't know what I'd do if Shirou went missing like Kiritsugu did!" She tries to get herself together a little as she keeps talking. "H-he left his phone at home too!"

...Ah. Well, that might explain why you've not been able to get in touch with him. Though why Taiga didn't end up answering you when you called Shirou on his mobile is a complete unknown to you. Maybe it was on silent or something? Phones are a little bit like alarm clocks, and you know how Shirou feels about Alarm Clocks. "C-calm down, Fujimura-sensei. I'm sure that Shirou and his father's old friend are just... admiring the beautiful scenery of Fuyuki City. I'll... I'll let you know if I find him. Call me if you find anything." You end the call without any further words exchanged between the two of you, it's already getting pretty damn late, and normally, Taiga wouldn't be waiting about for Shirou like this. You sigh as you put the phone back in your pocket. Well, it's confirmation that Shirou summoned Saber, at least... Before he got her stolen away from him. Your blood boils in anger. Could Shirou really have been taken out of the Grail War so quickly? No. You refuse to believe that Shirou and Saber after all the magecraft training you instructed Shirou to do would go out like chumps on the very first day! Hell, before the first day, even!

No, Shirou couldn't have gotten himself killed and though Saber has been stolen from him, then you know just the method to steal her right back and end Angra Mainyu's corruption at the exact same time! Rule Breaker! And better yet, there are three people capable of utilizing such a method. Caster, being the original owner of the dangerous dagger, Archer, being capable of tracing it, and of course, Shirou himself! Really, Angra Mainyu isn't that much of a danger to you as soon as you can ensure that you will have Rule Breaker to hand should it be needed. Still, you'd be stupid to trust EMIYA in this stage of the war. Though he's far less likely to betray you now that he's properly aware of the threat, at least.
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You try to stop thinking about Shirou, Saber Alter and the Temple for a moment and instead focus on the problems at hand. "Lancer. That cut, is it hindering you in any way?" You ask the Servant as you observe Beaky, taking a look at the severed tendrils. The creature is clearly in no small amount of discomfort thanks to it's inability to regenerate.

"It hurts like a bitch, if that's what you're asking. But I've walked away from way worse than this!" Lancer declares proudly. He then seems to notice you staring at Betty's creature, before yawning. "Yeah, I wouldn't bother with trying to heal that thing. It'll probably be more merciful to put it out of its misery. Those wounds are cursed. I can tell that from here." Lancer's voice as he makes his observation is calm but really he is only telling you something that you already knew. Well, about the fact the wounds are cursed, that is.

"Cursed, huh? Good. I've been looking forward to being able to test my abilities against a curse on the level of a Noble Phantasm, or well, at least a curse linked to a Noble Phantasm." Beaky seems to look at you curiously as you take one of the severed limbs in your hand and begin the process of healing it, the severed tendrils miraculously appear almost instantaneously after you remove the cursed wounds, and you yourself aren't really certain if it was the monsters work that regenerated the limbs, or your own. It simply happened too fast for you to catch. "Would you like me to heal you as well, Lancer?" You can't really hear very well thanks to the barely articulated squeals of joy that your Servant is making because you fixed Beaky. You're pretty certain that if Lancer wasn't here, Betty would be trying to hug you. Hopefully she can control her own strength. A hug from her might end up being like a hug from a hydraulic press, if she gets too carried away. That Strength parameter of hers is nothing to joke around with.

You try to ignore the happy noises being made through the mental link as you listen to Lancer. "Tempting as the offer is, kid. I'll pass. While I do really appreciate you offering to heal me, I'd say you'd be better off saving your magical energy. My wounds aren't cursed, and I'm a Servant. This thing will be gone in the morning anyway, if not sooner, If I can... 'convince' my Master to share more of her energy with me." You're pretty certain that was a euphemism, but you don't mention it. Of course Lancer would refuse to be healed. Hell, he might have even done so just so he scores more points with his Master!

As your small party approaches the Rendezvous point, you spot Archer leaping out of the trees a very short distance away. He remains silent as he does so, but Lancer smiles at him, as if to tell him that he was aware he was following you the whole time. Annoyingly enough you genuinely had no idea that Archer was stalking you. But then he wasn't actually an enemy, so it's not like you were on the lookout for him.
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The reactions of each member of the group hardly differ much as you approach with the hurt Lancer. It's only Bazett who is clearly panicked upon seeing her wounded Servant. Though she soon calms herself down. Illya just looks disappointed about the clear lack of an Avenger with you more than anything else, and the rest of your allies don't seem to care at all.. You suppose that you should probably get to explaining things...

>Try your best to explain things with what you know about your enemies.
>Have Lancer give his account and analysis on the situation
>Have Archer give his own account and analysis instead.
>Write-in...
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>>4444605
Have all 3 give accounts. Get Betty out for a second under the super soft sheets and give her a hug. Tell her that her and beaky and a great pair and you love them.
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>>4444605
>>Try your best to explain things with what you know about your enemies.
Fucks sake Cu...
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>>4444605
Might as well have everyone report in on what they saw. At this point we aren't on much of a clock anymore, unless you guys want to rush around town trying to find Shirou or Medea.
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>>4444605
>Try your best to explain things with what you know about your enemies.
how do we explain about diarmud and saber alter?
diurmud we can bs because of the 4th war but how do we convey what we know about saber alter without attracting suspicion?
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>>4444605
>Try your best to explain things with what you know about your enemies.
Ultimately unless we want to reveal we have meta knowledge. We need to choose our words carefully. VERY carefully.
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Reminder that Illya and the Einzbern already know about Shinji's "ability" to call out servants when we see them. It's not revealing our hand too much to dox servants we see, except EMIYA, we probably shouldn't dox him.
Shinji also told the Einzbern about Gilgamesh, meaning we have some knowledge of the last grail war at least.
So there's no real need to tip toe around the issue here. Hell, giving as much info as possible can only help...in fact this might be an opening to get our group to go looking for Shirou!
We can initially blame Saber coming back on Kerry, but also suggest we go looking for the Emiya boy just in case he might have something to so with it. Phrase it like an after thought or some such!
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>>4444605
Weird choice. The point is to know what Lancer found out and what Archer seen.
I prefer if we think what to do next.
>what are we going to do know? Since the war is botched. Maybe ask Touko?
>Illya is the most vulnerable right now, defense wise she's got no servants protecting her AND her missing avenger is partly our fault. Since it was us that wanted to go to temple in the first place. We can be with her in the mean time in the pretext of protecting her while whispering sweet words to ease her hatred of shirou.
>then go find what happens with shirou
Is anything missing from this? Oh yeah, what's Monka on priority list? How do we know she's not one of the new master with her sudden disappearances?
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>>4444786
Supporting! We can even say we got that info from Weaver! He DID participate in the last grail war
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>>4444819
high iq support this.
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>>4444819
We don't need to say who we got the info from. We didn't tell the Einzbern and we don't need to tell anyone here, especially since Illya is here to vouche for us.
Leave Weaver outta this thanks, for his benefit and our own.
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>>4444819
>>4444828
It's Waver you fucks, WAVER.
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>>4444832
Now that I think about it, why does Diarmuid gets to be in the sequel but not Iskandar? Fuck you Alan.
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>>4444786
>>4444819
Supporting + Weaver man
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>>4444832
Maybe I should start calling him Anxiety, seems like a much better fit for him anyway.
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>>4444605
>Try your best to explain things with what you know about your enemies.
Do not mention Waver.
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>>4444966
>>4444828
We don't NEED to mention Weaver technically, but it's a just in case people start getting suspicious about us. REMEMBER we are still in hot water, specially if Emiya decides to go solo.
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>>4444970
Stop calling him that, retard.
>>4444605
>Give own explanation.
Maybe point out to them that our priority should be Medea now.
Then maybe ask Medea to help?
She said she'd be watching us, so she's probably watched this whole disaster.
I wonder if our healing impressed her.

GOD FUCK WHERE ARE YOU SHIROU
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>>4444605
>Try your best to explain things with what you know about your enemies.
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No but seriously.
Medea when.
I want to get a power boost from dragon blood.
I also want to find Shirou
Please let him be ok.
QM.
This is a threat.
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>>4445056
That's why I've been pushing for Rin or Sakura to go and find him while we do other stuff. I mean, Sakura's been doing nothing as of late, might as well have her try and find the sword autist.
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>>4444605
Support
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>>4445109
nice vote
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>>4445111
I’m on mobile it fucked up thanks for letting me know lmao

>>4445109
>>4444786
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"Everyone. We've run into a... problem." Everyone turns their focus to rest squarely on you. "The Temple is far more fortified than I ever could have imagined it to be. The Servants defending the place, as far as I'm aware from their Noble Phantasms as to their true identity, are both Servants from the last war, twisted and corrupted to evil somehow. While I only saw two of them, one of the Servants is the Saber from the last war, and the other one is the Lancer from the last war. But Lancer apparently felt the presence of three more Servants." Bazett is the only member of the group who doesn't appear shocked. You wager that Lancer must've been telling her what was going on even when he was unaware if his escape was even going to be a possibility. An example of good foresight that you weren't expecting from him, honestly. "Though if we're lucky, then one of those Servants will be Avenger. Illyasviel, Avenger is still linked to you right?

Illya stands there in silence for a moment until she blinks and shakes her head. You had expected the revelation to shock her, but to cause her to become so distracted she zones out of the conversation? "R-right. He's still holding on, but I don't know how much longer he can keep it up. At this rate, by tomorrow, Avenger will be in the control of this enemy as well." Illya sounds terribly depressed about how things have gone down, it isn't like you were expecting her to be happy with the nigh impossibility of the situation.

Bazett speaks next. "But right now, in the best case, it's four Servants against four Servants, right?" She makes a rough observation as to the numbers of your enemy. "It might be a risk, but surely we can try an assault on them anyway? I don't like the idea of just leaving this alone so that whatever is stealing Servants can become even stronger." The experienced enforcer gives her opinion on what you ought to do.
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"It is more than just a risk, Bazett-san." You try to keep your voice respectful despite how angry you feel about the whole situation, you aren't angry at your allies, after all. "But it's too much of a risk. I mentioned that the two Servants I saw I recognized them, didn't I? Well, the first, the Saber, is King Arthur twisted to evil. You already ought to know how powerful Excalibur is, but if you don't, the sword is an A++ rank Anti-Fortress Noble Phantasm, and what's worse, Saber, and possibly also Lancer, seem to have an overwhelming amount of magical energy available to them, meaning that they can likely use their Noble Phantasm as much as they wish. I doubt that any of us here have something capable of stopping a blast from that legendary sword." Of course, you do have Rider and Archer, who together could pull off a superior version of the charge that put Saber Alter down in Heavens Feel, but you don't know if that same attack will work here. It's incredibly risky to do something like that charge when you don't know what other Servants might be lurking within the Temple. You don't even know if it'll achieve the same effect, either, the situation here isn't the same, and depending on how far away they are from Saber Alter when they start the charge, they might not even make it to her before being overwhelmed and obliterated by the unrelenting force of the twisted holy sword.

Everyone pales a little bit at that piece of information, even Lancer seems a little put off by the revelation of the true identity and power of the opponent he faced, the knowledge that his opponent was capable of ending him very quickly anytime she wished to do so clearly leaving the spearman in a relatively somber mood. Of course, the only person who doesn't look pale or shocked other than yourself is none other than Archer. Who just looks angry, about as angry as you, actually. Seeing Saber Alter must've been terrible for him, you realize. You then wonder if the counter guardian still harbors feelings for the woman. You remember that he came from a slightly different Fate route to the one you observed once, but it has never actually been elaborated on. You aren't expecting him to tell you what happened in his grail war either though, so you may as well just try to rid yourself of the wish to know. It won't do much other than to sate your curiosity about the war he went through anyway. Archer sighs as he begins to speak. "Lancer, when you were inside the temple, did you see any normal people around?"
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The blue Lancer looks towards the red Archer "Normal people? You mean non-participants, or people who looked like they could be Masters?" He looks a little annoyed as he answers. "Because as far as people went, I only saw a few obviously unrelated people wandering about. Something has been done to them so that they completely overlooked my battle with that Saber though. I'm guessing it's a magus' work, maybe a Caster." Good lord, can the inhabitants of Ryūdō Temple ever catch a break? Caster isn't even at the temple, and yet somehow everyone still ends up having their minds messed with! You hope that Kuzuki is alright. Issei too, even if you hardly speak to him, that doesn't mean you wish harm on him.

"Damn. I guess demolition isn't really on the table then." Archer frowns as he realizes that there are people still living and residing within the temple. Though basically only as hostages at this point. You can only really imagine that Archer had maybe planned to demolish the entire temple, along with the Greater Grail itself. If you were to somehow destabilize the Greater Grail to allow the energy to explode outwards, the resulting blast would be tremendous, easily enough to vaporize the entire temple. Of course, using the Greater Grail like that would also require you to sacrifice all of your Servants anyway, though you suppose that between you, Illya, and Sakura, keeping them all around wouldn't be impossible. You don't really know what the hell Archer is going to do at this point though. You weren't really expecting him to suggest such a destructive solution to the problem. Though he's at least doing his best not to get innocent people killed. It's a shame, but you think that if Kiritsugu was around, you already know that he'd go through with the act regardless of the human lives lost. Well, at least he might have before, you don't know what he'd do now that he's had that world view of his shattered... then again, you have no idea where he is or what might have happened to him. It's entirely possible he attacked the Einzbern and ended up dying in the process. You've never really found yourself in a position to properly investigate though. Hell, you wouldn't even really know where to start. It's not really something you can ask Acht without it making you look incredibly suspicious, and the truth would've been concealed from Illya regardless of what happened, so it's no good asking her.
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Bazett folds her arms as she hears Archer's rather destructive suggestion. "Even if not for the casualties, I'm not sure I can support the destruction of the Greater Grail when we don't actually know its current situation. The Mage's Association wouldn't take kindly to the destruction of a path to the root without at least analyzing the damn thing first." She sounds like she really doesn't care for the orders she's supposed to be enforcing. It's pretty clear to everyone here that something is wrong, but that doesn't mean that the Mage's Association will accept that as evidence. "Besides, the detrimental effects of detonating something so large that is hooked directly into the leylines of the city would be colossal. Not to mention that the explosion would be way too big to be concealed." Ah, so then that's probably off the table then. You really have to wonder how nobody in Fuyuki ever seems to get suspicious of stuff like Noble Phantasms going off. Hell, Excalibur by itself ought to set alarm bells ringing on a nationwide level! The Church and Mage's Association must have exceptional damage control teams. That's really all you can take from nobody caring about something like a gigantic sea monster appearing at Fuyuki's port. The only other explanation is that the people of Fuyuki are just incredibly unobservant, which is just silly.

"Yeah, no. We aren't blowing up the Greater Grail." Rin crosses her arms as she sternly looks at Archer. "Do you even know what could happen if all the energy stored in the grail was dispersed in an uncontrolled reaction? It would be like dropping a nuclear bomb just outside the city!" If that does end up happening, then it's pretty obviously not ideal. An uncontrolled explosion would be the worst solution here.
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Archer doesn't look too bothered by Rin bringing up how dangerous such a thing could be. "Mhm, you might be right. It's probably too impractical a solution to work." He doesn't sound entirely convinced by Rin's claim that the Grail would go up like a nuke, and honestly. You aren't too confident in her claim either. Of course, if all of the energy dispersed as an explosion, then the resulting detonation would likely be enough to level half of the city, but it's pretty simple to avoid that happening. Though at the same time, a controlled explosion would take far more time to set-up, and you'd need to have somebody who is properly capable of interfacing with the energy of the grail to accompany you, specifically, a Lesser Grail. There are so many steps to the plan that wouldn't have an outcome that you would even be satisfied with that you don't even know why you're trying to think of the specifics. Even getting in wouldn't be something that should be possible with all the Servants guarding the place, maybe Archer has some sort of Noble Phantasm that grants invisibility? It's not an unheard of magical enchantment, after all. In fact, you're fairly certain that some of the legends of King Arthur spoke of a dagger that shrouded whoever was wielding it with shadows. Though if Archer has that particular dagger in stock, you don't know.

Illya steps forwards now. "I don't think that's a very good idea either, Archer." Even Illya lets her opinion on the plan be known, though in her case it probably comes more from a place of self-interest and a wish to attain the Third True Magic despite everything than it does out of any sort of major concern for the population of Fuyuki. Though Illya is at heart a good person, she still needs somebody to teach her actual morality first, and really, you've only been with Illya for a single day so far, and the war has been much too busy for you to do something like try to teach her right from wrong. Shirou would do it too, naturally, but there are two problems with that right now. First is that Illya might refuse to interact with Shirou, and the second is... well, Shirou is missing right now.
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"It was just a suggestion, after all. If we fail at stopping this enemy, then I'm pretty certain that Alaya will summon Counter Guardians, and that'll be the end of the entire town anyway." Archer is probably right, actually. If the Counter Guardians do end up getting summoned, then the entirety of Fuyuki City might end up being lost as collateral damage, as a result of the actions taken to defend humanity by Alaya. Archer would know how Alaya and the Counter Guardians function better than anybody on the planet alive right now, after all, considering that he is a Counter Guardian. Of course, Rin and the others don't need to know his real identity just yet, and as much as you would like to reveal it, it'll just cause tensions. Especially with Illya here, she's not even close to reaching a point where she'll take that particular reveal very well. Of course, seeing as how Shirou's current situation is a complete unknown, she might not ever get the chance to forgive him. While you don't want to believe he's dead, the existence of Saber Alter at the Temple doesn't inspire you with all too much hope.

"Ok. Ok, putting aside trying to destroy the entire temple. Does anybody else have any plans as to what we should do?" Rin asks as she looks around at each of her allies. "Sakura? Anything?" Rin tries to brainstorm with the group, clearly, she doesn't really know what to do either.

"N-not really." Sakura sounds just as stumped on the situation as her sister is. She's not really a great person to ask when it comes to matters like tactics and strategy, especially not for asking something like how to assault a fortified position. Really, she'd have much more luck asking Sakura for a cake recipe or something than to quiz her on her military know-how.

"Then what about you... Bazett-san?" Rin tries to ask the professional for her opinion next, and it is quickly dawning just how little your faction actually has to go on.

"Other than hit and run tactics on the temple and trying to lure away their defenders for an ambush, I've not really got any ideas on how to go about assaulting a place like that temple. There's may too much unknown information right now." Bazett shrugs, honestly, not a bad plan. But you don't know if it will work. It seems that the Servants at the gate stopped and didn't pursue you. Probably to prevent the tactic of picking them off from being used.

Rin sighs as she looks at Illya before eventually giving in to ask her as well. "What about you? Any great ideas for attacking the temple?" It's pretty obvious that Rin and Illya have developed something of a dislike for each other already. Oh well, so long as it doesn't interfere with the alliance, they can squabble all they want.
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"We just need a way to overwhelm them with sheer power! But... without Avenger, we won't be able to do that." Illya seems a little upset as she recalls the loss of her Servant. She must have quite a lot of faith in her Servant if she thinks that he would be a deciding quantity in a battle between two factions each made of four Servants each. It's just a pity that for all this strength that Avenger apparently holds, he managed to get himself captured and incapacitated by the enemy almost immediately!

"Fine." Rin almost sounds resigned as she finally turns to face you, she'd probably be having a much better time at having people suggest plans if she didn't just completely disregard asking Medusa and Cu Chulainn for advice. While Rider's advice admittedly wouldn't be great due to how her life played out, Lancer in life actually was the sort of person who would assault castles and fortified areas! "Come on then, Shinji. You may as well tell us your grand plan to solving all this. I can already tell that you're dying to reveal this masterpiece of a plan that you've put together." Rin sounds half-sarcastic and half serious as she speaks. Luckily though, you do have a few ideas on how to get around this. But some of them are a little... speculative.

>Focus all your efforts on trying to find Caster. She can easily help solve everything, including helping you find out just what happened to Shirou.
>If overwhelming power is what you require, then there's one Servant in Fuyuki who you just might be able to convince to help. Though the King of Heroes is just as likely to kill you.
>Bazett's hit and run tactics might not have worked under usual circumstances, but you have a Servant who is capable of forcing the enemies in the temple out of their fortress, have Rider start setting up Bloodfort Andromeda outside the boundaries of the temple, for the sole purpose of forcing them out of their base. Not to actually use.
>Go to Touko and request her assistance, she's at the level of a Servant in strength.
>Look for Shirou. He might have ended up summoning a different Saber, after all.
>Write-in...
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>>4445339
>>Write in
Rin would kaleido-ruby be able to help?
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>>4445339
>>Look for Shirou. He might have ended up summoning a different Saber, after all.

As said by this post >>4444786 we can imply that Kiritsugu might know of a way to disable Artoria or outright defeat her, and that such a knowledge might be possessed by his second child, Emiya Shirou. Now that Illya is fangless and we have a bunch of people on our side and with enough firepower to slap her into her senses, I'm sure Illya would find it ill-adviced to betray us now that she knows shit's way beyond anyone's reach and that a single mistake can cost us everything.

If Shirou DID summon another Saber then we might just have the firepower needed to not focus on Salter and put all our focus on the other lancer.
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>>4445339
>>Focus all your efforts on trying to find Caster. She can easily help solve everything, including helping you find out just what happened to Shirou.
killing two birds with one stone?
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>>4445339
>>Look for Shirou. He might have ended up summoning a different Saber, after all.
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what if kerry is salters master?
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>>4445339
>Focus all your efforts on trying to find Caster. She can easily help solve everything, including helping you find out just what happened to Shirou.
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>>4445339
Look for shirou.
Medea should turn up sooner or later.
>>4445344
Supporting. Getting Prillia would boost her moral and increase our fighting power.
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>>4445345
>>4445359
How are You going to find Shirou? We have no clue where He is. Do You intend to search entire city?
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>>4445359
>>4445344
also supporting in addition to looking for shirou
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>>4445339
>>Focus all your efforts on trying to find Caster. She can easily help solve everything, including helping you find out just what happened to Shirou.
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>>4445344
Does prisma exist in this universe???
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>>4445339
>Focus all your efforts on trying to find Caster. She can easily help solve everything, including helping you find out just what happened to Shirou.
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>>4445386
Wasn't it in hollow arexia?
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>>4445344
I support meguca time.
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>>4445371
I mean, that's what seems to be the idea with finding Caster.
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>>4445409
It is not that it is any easier to find caster just that rule breaker solves all our problems.
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>>4445409
Also since she is constantly monitoring the city if we find her she can easily find Shirou.
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>>4445409
>>4445421
If anything finding Caster might be HARDER than finding Shirou. Caster might very well be plotting something, don't be fooled by the "what can be"s when right now in this moment of the story she'll fuck us up and our alliance if she can benefit from it in the end. Meanwhile Shirou's a dumbass and Sabers are not always the smartest of the bunch. So I'd say we'd have a better chance finding Shirou than Caster.
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>>4445409
Caster is much more useful than Shirou. She has Rule Breaker, her summons and shit ton of magical knowledge.
We know she watches us, so we don't really need to find her. Just persuade her to help.
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>>4445339
>Focus all your efforts on trying to find Caster. She can easily help solve everything, including helping you find out just what happened to Shirou.
>Go to Touko and request her assistance, she's at the level of a Servant in strength.
I doubt she'll help us fight, but she could get us the hook up on some useful mystic codes at the very least.
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>>4445428
The Grail is fucked. Even if she is plotting something she has no way to get to the Grail without us.
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>>4445339
>Write-in
>Have Sakura and Rin look for Shirou in the residential area
>Send Bazzett and Illya to ask Gilgamesh for help, use Saber's presence as a bargaining chip
>Personally go to Touko
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>>4445432
There's also the fact that Shirou might be dead, if he's dead no matter how much of a magecraft genius Caster is, Gil will fuck us all unless we ḁ͎̓͑͋͗ͬͤ̿w͈͗a̦̭͔̱̺̯k̛ͮ̇e͖̫̰͈͇ñ̸̞̤̭̯͙͂̒̉̃͒̈́ t̸̿ͤ͊̏̔͂̓h̙̬͇͍̮e̙̼͍̬͗͐ͬ̀͐̀̌ ̪͔͍͚̪̩̠l̥͔͖͈͎̞̈́́͟õ͍͍̦͈̮͍̏̃l̋͑͛͆͒̉͒i͍̦̣̘̘̍̊͒͒̉̋ and I'm pretty sure at that point we all fucking lose anyway.
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>>4445339
>Power up Illya with Truth, make her Command Seals impossible to resist
This will probably leave us with very little magic and not even work but I think it's worth a try.
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>>4445436
wait changing my vote >>4445433
to this, i thought about it yesterday but forgot to voice it here
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Could Betty summon something that could be used for scouting, and could we support a sufficient numbers of it?

Do we have any books taken from Zouken's that would possibly have any relation to what's going on?

Could we use the power of Money to tap into city's surveillance, or ask local mafia, to track where Saber has been seen? If she was walking around corporeal she would stand out, no?

Asking Mafia or whatever to look for lone woman fitting Medea's description could also be done, no?
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>>4445435
We have Avenger for that exact purpose.
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>>4445433
We don't know where Shirou is.
We don't know where Gilgamesh is.
Where are You sending all those people.
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>>4445439
>Do we have any books taken from Zouken's that would possibly have any relation to what's going on?
What do you think zouken has a copy of the shadow over innsmouth?
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>>4445444
Gil is probably in the church and we also don't know where caster is.
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>>4445339
>>4445436
The simplest option option there is, I like it.
Support.
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>>4445446
Old church was destroyed and I doubt Kirei would keep Gil in the new church with that hooded church agent around.
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>>4445445
He probably had the damn Necronomicon itself considering the shit that's going down.
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>>4445339
>Focus all your efforts on trying to find Caster. She can easily help solve everything, including helping you find out just what happened to Shirou.
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>>4445451
I wonder how if he had a heart attack seeing this fucked up grail war.
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>>4445462
Makes me wonder how fucked up Zolgen would be knowing not only what he did as an old man, but how the last of his line completely and utterly disregards any notion of seeking the root. Basically the family's legacy thrown into the trash.
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>>4445466
We just have to go on a road trip with Zelrecht, perfect vacation after the grail war is over
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>>4445339
>>4445430
Changing to this >>4445436
If it doesn't work or gets us killed, then back to my orignal vote.
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>>4445436
I like this idea
We should also at some point ask if Betty can summon one of pic related as fire support.
And maybe a few bug-sized flying bois with good vision and active-camouflage for recon.
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>>4445476
I beg to differ, if we survive this shit we should firmly focus on continuing the Makiri legacy by mating with Monica, Satsuki and Betty.
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>>4445462
What are you talking about, he's half the reason it got this bad; and he did it purely out of spite.
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>>4445493
>and Betty
Yeah, no. Eldritch lolis are not good for your long term health.
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>>4445504
I...fail to see the problem? A minuscule factor when compared to out-of-this-world cunny
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>>4445491
Why did you quoted me?
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>>4445339
Forgot to reference my vote -> >>4445492
[Asking for more summons not part of the immediate decision]
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>>4445436
We still have time till dawn right? We can power her up later.
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>>4445517
Agreed it should be a last resort.
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>>4445512
Oh fuck, my bad. Our IDs are the similar color and I was distracted when making that post.

>>4445339
>>4445431
Changing to this >>4445436
If it doesn't work or gets us killed, then back to my orignal vote.
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>>4445517
Yeah, but we may or may not have enough energy to do so by then. And Illya would be less useless with Avenger.
But I'm fine with waiting. I say list our options to the team and let them choose which ones they want to focus on, personally I want to go ask Touko for help.
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>>4445529
It would be nice to have Touko on our side but I doubt She would want to have anything to do with Grail War.
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>>4445537
Sure, but with our relationship I think she would at least lend us a hand, even just getting her help with Betty would be a lot of progress.
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>>4445543
I actually agree. If there was no Caster option I would totally voted for Touko.
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>>4445543
THAT is a good idea, if Touko could either
>Help us locate Shirou
and
>Reduce or nullify our servant's evil aura
Then we are basically ready and set
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>>4445339
Supporting >>4445436 and >>4445344

>>4445386
Rin has Ruby and Luvia has Sapphire in the main universe. Rin just hates using it and has it locked away.
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>>4445560
Changing my vote to support these.
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>>4445436
Support. What's the point of being a Gary Stu OC and NOT using our OP powers??
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>>4445436
This is a nice idea, but won't it simply get the Avenger killed?
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>>4445610
He is apparently strong enough to take on Gil. I am sure he can blitz past whoever is in the temple.
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>>4445610
How so? If we just teleport him here, would the enemy risk leaving their lair to get him back? I don't know but it looks like they just won't try to leave the temple to follow us so I'm willing to bet they won't.
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>>4445560
Support
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>>4445339
>>4445366
Fuck it I will switch to this >>4445436
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You know what, changing >>4445345 to this >>4445436
Sometimes you just gotta stronghead stuff.
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>>4445339
Go to Touko and see if she can remove Betty's curse.
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>>4445436
+1 lets flex
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>>4445436
Supporting.
This will either bad end us, do nothing, or work and have everyone question why we didn't do it sooner.
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>>4445436
Voting for this.
Also add
>>4445344

Can shiroufag please calm the fuck down? you people didn't bring anything new to the table, your solution isn't interesting, and you didn't even give any explanation how to search it.
Fucking retard.
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"Before we decide on a plan. I think I ought to try something out first." You turn towards Illya and keep talking. "Illya, I might just have a way that could allow us to save Avenger right now, though it's kind of a risk, because I don't know if it'll even work. But in this scenario, it's probably about our only hope at maybe saving your Servant." You'll use your ability to manipulate Truth in order to strengthen the bond Illya has with her Servant through her command spells, then with any luck, she'll have more luck in using one of the commands to summon her Servant away from whatever it is that has managed to imprison him.

Illya looks to be thinking about your proposal quite deeply before she responds. "What kind of a risk? What do you want to do?" Seems like she's mostly on board with the idea, at least. Judging from how interested your sudden revelation has made her. Before, she was kind of acting a little vacant, and her eyes were a little dull, but now they seem to be sparkling with excitement!

"I might have a method to strengthen your bond to Avenger so that you can recall him. But I'm going to need to try to use my magecraft on your command spells to do so." If you can use your truth to manipulate the existing bond between Servant and Master and somehow reinforce it, you might just be able to truly gain an advantage over your opponents.

"Oh, that's all? Go ahead! It's not really like I'm going to have much use for these things if I don't have a Servant anyway..." Illya seems even more excited by the prospect at the revelation that the only things really at risk here are the near limitless command spells adorning her body. She's right too, it isn't like they are currently serving a purpose, nor will they ever, should she find herself unable to retrieve Lancer or find a replacement Servant.

"Well, let's not wait around then." The rest of your allies look on with interest at a rare display of you actually using your magecraft. Outside of training with Touko you make a point hardly to ever use your ability to actually manipulate truth. You raise your hand to Illya's forehead. You don't speak any of your aria though, there's not much point to doing something like that, it also might end up raising some eyebrows in the peanut gallery, and you really don't need that. It's bad enough that you're doing this in front of the Mage's Association Enforcer.
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You allow your magical energy to infiltrate the intricate patterns of the small girl's command spells, and you try to locate the concept within the command spells that actually represents her link to the captive Avenger. It takes you a few seconds, but you eventually manage to locate it. You try to visualize it as an image in order to make things a little simpler, and the image you end up with is of a segment of a battered looking strained cast iron chain. It looks as if it could snap at any minute! Well, now that you've found it, all you need to do is direct your energy into modifying it. Working with such abstract concepts like this can get a little confusing sometimes, but for something like this, what you need to do is pretty clear. You direct your magical energy into fixing the almost broken chain, and you can feel your body begin to rapidly empty of magical energy as you do.

You just about manage to repair the chain to what you imagine it formerly would've looked like before the drain on your magical energy forces you to back away from Illyasviel, who has an expression of shocked awe as she looks at you.

"Y-you really did it!" Illya is overjoyed by her revelation. "Now, by the order of my command spell Avenger! Come to me!" She raises her arm in the air as she emphatically makes her command to the captive Servant, and for a few brief seconds, you prepare yourself for space to warp and for Avenger to show himself, even if you haven't actually physically seen the Servant a single time.

Nothing happens. Illya looks just as confused as you do before she manages to collect herself and sigh. "Guess we might've gotten a little bit optimistic. While my connection to Avenger has been strengthened massively, and I can feel him more clearly, but for whatever reason, I can't communicate with him, much less give him any orders!" Illya blurts out angrily before she forcibly tries to calm herself again. "At least we've some time before we get to a point where he's at risk of being taken over now. I think that my connection to Avenger is strong enough now that we'll have maybe two or three days more." Two or three days is enough time, you think. You're just glad that it did something, even if it didn't have your most desired effect, at least you've deprived your enemy an additional servant, of whom there is still a way to rescue. You really don't know if Rule Breaker alone would be enough to revert an Altered Servant back to their original form. As Illya is about to continue talking, she suddenly yawns, and with her yawn, you realize just how tired you really are right now as well. Not only have you just done a very energy intensive piece of magecraft, but you've also had the immense stress of the day wearing you down without fail. It's clear from their faces that your allies would like to quiz you on your magecraft, but you just don't really have it in you to want to talk about it right now.
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"Well, that's good news, but I think we really ought to call it a night right now, I don't think we're going to find anything else tonight, and we'll have much better luck actually organizing a plan tomorrow from a secure location instead of outside the front gates of a school." The one question is though, where exactly should you stay the night?

>Your house. Where else?
>Rin's house. It's closer.
>Illya's castle. You may as well sleep in luxury.
>One of the nearby safehouses you've set-up. Uncomfortable, but the bounded fields should hide even the presence of Servants.
>Write-in...
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>>4446046
>>Your house. Where else?
If only because I'm hoping Monica is there.
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>>4446046
>>Your house. Where else?
Ok, that was useful at the very least.
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>>4446046
Your house and if Monica is there make sweet love to her. You owe her that much.
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>>4446046
>Illya's castle. You may as well sleep in luxury.
I want to cuddle with loli and mape the raids.
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>>4446046
>Your house. Where else?
>write in. - If Monica is there, tell her about the current situation
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>>4446046
>Illya's castle. You may as well sleep in luxury.
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>>4446043
>She's right too, it isn't like they are currently serving a purpose, nor will they ever, should she find herself unable to retrieve Lancer or find a replacement Servant.
Well of course they aren't going to work if you try to retrieve Lancer, Illya,
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>>4446046
>Your house. Where else?
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>>4446046
>Illya's castle. You may as well sleep in luxury.
Best to not leave Ilya without any servant to protect her.
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>>4446046
>>Your house. Where else?
>call monica and Inform her about recent events.
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>>4446046
>Your house. Where else?
>Ask Betty if she can summon a few tiny, flying familiars to scout the town to look for Shirou.
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>>4446046
>Your house. Where else?
I'd say Illya's place, but her castle is already compromised.
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>>4446046
>Your house. Where else?
We deserve a reward from all that's been happening, so if Monica is there for some reason tell her the current situation and then use her to relieve some stress, we'll need a clear head it if we want to keep going. Otherwise, Betty.
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>>4446046
>Your house. Where else?
Emiya Residence? What Emiya Residence?
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>I think that my connection to Avenger is strong enough now that we'll have maybe two or three days more.
You know thinking about it, shouldn't this revert itself after a little bit thanks to things we change with Truth being reversed by the world depending on the concept Shinji attempts to change?
Is the strength of command spells just one of those concepts we can change at will without that drawback? That's pretty useful information!
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>>4446496
Makes me wonder, would it be possible for us to "Truth" the use of command spells without spending them?
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>>4446504
Or if it would be possible to just hack our spells to give Betty OP parameters for the rest of the war or if we could utterly break the connection between master and servant if we got in a grappling match with an enemy master at some point.

I'm sure we'd have a better idea of what we could or couldn't do with them if Shinji read Zouken's books but it's a bit too late for that I think. We'll just have to figure it out on our own.
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>>4446511
GUYS WAIT
WHAT IF
WHAT IF WE CAN do ascensions/enhances a la FGO?
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>>4446520
I can see it, but I'm sure that type of shit would put Shinji out of commission for a whole day with the amount of magical energy it would require and we have no idea if it would even be a lasting change. I don't think Shinji has ever tried to use Truth to buff himself or anyone for that matter. We've stuck to using Self Reinforcement for that type of thing.
I'd say it would be worth a shot if every second of this war wasn't of the essence. We have literally no time to waste on experiments right now. Too many unknowns running around doing god knows what. Too many machinations we aren't privy too. Our alliance can't afford to lose Shinji for a few hours let alone a whole day thanks to us trying some freak shit.
But we should definitely put that idea on the back burner for now.
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>>4446496
It probably counts as fixing it to proper state similar how Shinji can regrow severed limbs.
Which means that de-Alterfication should also be on the list.
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>>4446529
Well we don't need to do it alone, we can even make it a "Three Families" kind of ritual with Rin, Illya, Sakura and Shinji using the latter as a conductor to both alleviate the sheer weight that might present to us and also to strengthen the bonds of our team. Hell, throw in Bazette too as I'm pretty sure she'd be all up having Lancer at his utmost best.

Makes me wonder, how does one even replenish mana? Eating?
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>de-Alterfication of Salter is as easy as getting our hands on her for 10 seconds and flipping the switch back to "good" with Truth.
Truly amazing, now we only need to figure out how to get her to comply for that long.
Rider's Eyes maybe? Lord knows Second Rider seems to be pretty good at stopping people as we've seen.

>>4446531
>Makes me wonder, how does one even replenish mana? Eating?
Yeah, eating.
We'll go with that kiddo.
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>>4446542
Ain't that just replenishing mana TO the servant? More exchange rather than us producing it naturally.
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You'll go back to your mansion. It's a fair walk from here, but at the end of the day it's probably the safest location left in town for you and your allies, except maybe Garan no Dou, but it's pretty obvious that Touko will object to you trying to use her workshop as a hotel for almost a dozen people, less if you don't include the servants, but you imagine that Betty at least will want her own bed. Who knows, you might even see Monica back at home, you've gotten just a little bit worried about her lack of a presence through today. Especially as she's supposed to be your bodyguard. You wonder briefly if she's managed to be selected as a Master, but quickly dismiss the thought. She would've told you if she had become a Master, you're certain of it. While she might not have a phone for her own personal use, she can still use the phone kept at your house if she needs to urgently get in contact with you. It might actually be a worthwhile investment to look into a magical means of long distance communication, at least in Monica's case.

"Alright everyone, are there any objections to us all staying at my home for tonight?" It's really gotten very late already, and you don't want to even check what the time is for fear of knowing just how little sleep you're actually going to get.

"Is your home big enough to accommodate everyone here?" Bazett quickly asks you, ever the professional. You can tell that she feels just a little bit awkward being the oldest Master in the group... even if she's only about two years older than Illya in reality. It's not like the rest of the group is very professional. Rin being the one who mostly drags things down to a level to be expected of high-schoolers. While she's a highly intelligent girl, she's rash and and stubborn, especially when compared to her sister who is mostly just demure and quiet in big gatherings like this.

"Of course, in fact, it could probably comfortably house three times the amount of people here!" It really is a huge house, and you aren't even exaggerating just how large it's capacity is. While you're sure that it's smaller than Illya's own home, it's still probably the second largest home in the entire city.

"Then there's no problem." Bazett is probably tired as well, and God only knows how long she was subjected to the horribly sub par conditions of the abandoned old hotel she had taken residence in. Of course, Lancer probably isn't planning on sleeping either way. He'll likely stand watch for enemies throughout the night. You do hope that this doesn't lead to him getting into a fight with Archer. The two famously don't get along at all. Probably stemming from a rather large chest wound that EMIYA once suffered from... however, such a wound ought to be impossible now, seeing as Shirou never got attacked by Lancer. In fact, Rin still has her heirloom necklace as a magical trump card too!
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Illya is the next to speak. "I wouldn't mind spending the night at your home, Shinji. It's late anyway, and if I'm not mistaken, we'd need to go back to your home anyway, to retrieve the car." Illya happily agrees with your decision to spend the night in your home. The maids standing behind her look a little concerned. Well, a single one of the maids look a little concerned, it's pretty obvious that the other two of them don't care at all about this decision. Sella is pretty predictable when it comes to how she feels about people getting close to Illya or Illya making decisions like this.

"Well, I'll just be going to my own home!" Rin loudly blurts out. You really don't have the energy to deal with Rin right now, and you have every intention of allowing her to make her own decision without even trying to convince her against doing something like that. She'll probably be fine, at least.

The Red Archer standing next to her sighs as he puts a hand to his head. "Rin, I believe you ought to reconsider the situation that we're all in. If our enemy is capable of stealing Servants, then all going off alone would do is make you and me targets." Archer tries to convince Rin against doing something stupid, you don't really know what the hell must be going through Archer's head right now, but you kind of expect him to try confronting you about yourself at some time. Of course, he can't actually do that while his identity is a secret, so you aren't in any rush to reveal his big secret to everyone unless he makes himself a pest.

Rin's sudden outburst has been completely crushed without resistance by her Servant, and Rin can't even raise an argument against staying at your home for the night. "F-fine! But don't get any funny ideas, Shinji!" You haven't the faintest clue why Rin has so little trust for you. Do you just have an untrustworthy or something? You'd expect that after all you've done for her, she'd at least have some sort of faith in you.

"Ha! Don't make me laugh, Rin. Besides, everyone is getting a separate room anyway." Sella appears to be relieved by that information, while Rin just looks like she wants to say something in response but thinks better of it, keeping her mouth shut for once.

With all the arguing done, everyone sets off, heading back towards your house. It'll be about forty minutes before you even get back, and you can't really imagine yourself doing anything other than collapsing onto your bed and immediately falling asleep when you get there. You'd like to know what Monica was up to though, so you might just try to stay awake long enough to ask her where the hell she was today.
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You're about halfway back to your house when Archer, who's just behind you with Rin, stops walking. "Wait." On cue, the entire group freezes in place. "Over there, do you see that?" Archer points towards an alleyway quite a distance away, just outside the alleyway, you can see the dark outline of an object, but it's much too dark to actually see it from this distance.

Archer walks over to the object to inspect it, and you follow the Servant. Your eyes widen in shock when you get close enough to actually determine what the object is. A severed arm, most likely belonging to a woman, covered in brutal bite marks that obviously didn't come from a human. The arm hasn't been cut either, it seems to have been torn right off the body, the strength needed to accomplish something like that is inhuman, and you doubt that there are any grizzly bears wandering the streets of Fuyuki. Could this have been the work of an enemy Servant?

>It doesn't matter if it was the work on an enemy Servant or not. You aren't in any condition to want to investigate right now.
>Head into the alleyway, see if you can find any more evidence.
>Ask Archer, Lancer and Rider for their opinion on what could've been behind this. The three of them together ought to be able to come up with some ideas, at least.
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>>4446543
>Ain't that just replenishing mana TO the servant?
Nah homie, if you don't count just waiting around for your Od to recharge then getting it from someone or something else is the only way to "replenish" your magical energy.
Unless you count eating a particularly bloody steak or something, but I'm pretty sure animals have less Od in em to start with so it's not really efficient.
Remider that the Mage's Association buys and sells what are basically MP elixirs that are just vials of cum, blood, spit and piss from powerful magi.
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>>4446547
>investigate
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>>4446547
>Head into the alleyway, see if you can find any more evidence.
I'll probably change my mind later but I'm in hyper sensitivity mode.
God damn it Monica where are you?!
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>>4446547
Shitshitshitifitsmonicaohfuck
>Head into the alleyway, see if you can find any more evidence.

Honestly, at this point we really need to look for ways to replenish our Od So I guess we'll need to "use" Satsuki and Monica, if the latter is not dead at this point.
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>>4446547
>Head into the alleyway, see if you can find any more evidence.
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>>4446547
Primate?
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>>4446547
>Ask Archer, Lancer and Rider for their opinion on what could've been behind this. The three of them together ought to be able to come up with some ideas, at least.

On my list of dumb shit to not do, going into a dark alleyway with a severed arm outside it is high on the list.
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>>4446565
Support. We'll never get to sleep at this point.
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>>4446563
I was thinking that too, but it says bite marks instead of cleanly severed.
PM is too damn big to leave bite mark on much anything, let alone some gal who I hope isn't fucking Monica or someone else we give a shit about.
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>>4446547
>>4446565
Supporting this.

Place your bets folks, is it...
>Baboon Brutalizer?
>Hangry Vampire Yandere?
>Maneater Servant?
>Zouken?
>Caster summoning shit?
>that thing Betty let go wandering around?
What servants would actually eat people though?
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>>4446547
>Ask Archer, Lancer and Rider for their opinion on what could've been behind this. The three of them together ought to be able to come up with some ideas, at least.
We really should not walk through dark alleyways with corpses in the middle of the night while exhausted.
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test
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Well shit
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>>4446547
>Head into the alleyway, see if you can find any more evidence.

>>4446581
There's cannibalism in many mythologies around the world, so it wouldn't be all that weird for an enemy servant to be one.
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>>4446547
>>Ask Archer, Lancer and Rider for their opinion on what could've been behind this. The three of them together ought to be able to come up with some ideas, at least.
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>>4446587
The only character in the entire quest that has gotten red text is Zouken.
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>>4446547
>>Head into the alleyway, see if you can find any more evidence.
So, can we regenerate a person from an arm?
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>>4446587
its zouken
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>>4446643
No.
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>>4446643
No way. And even if we could we have zero mana right now.
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>>4446648
>No way. And even if we could we have zero mana right now.
Oh fuck you right.
We need to get the fuck outta here!

>>4446547
>>4446553
Changing to
>Ask Archer, Lancer and Rider for their opinion on what could've been behind this. The three of them together ought to be able to come up with some ideas, at least.
I doubt they'd have any real insight on the matter, but I'd like to see them interact.
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>>4446654
archer doesnt know about zouken does he
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>>4446656
If he does or not doesn't really matter.
We don't have the magical energy to survive with an encounter with whatever the fuck is behind this so I'm in it more for the interactions than actually finding anything out.
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>>4446662
agreed
>>4446547
>>It doesn't matter if it was the work on an enemy Servant or not. You aren't in any condition to want to investigate right now.
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Do you think we can use Truth to unincarnate Servants?
If it can reverse shit, should we give Sakura her natural hair color?
Oh shit!
Do you think we could turn the Greater Grail back to normal?
What if we could pull Iri out of the grail?
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>>4446736
No.
If she wants to,
We would need a ton of mana to do that.
There is no way that it is possible.
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>>4446736
>Do you think we could turn the Greater Grail back to normal?
>What if we could pull Iri out of the grail?
I'm up for it. The Einzbern want the third magic so much, let's try and turn it back into Justeaze.
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>>4446587
BLYAAAAAAAAT
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>>4446588
>>4446590
>>4446593
>>4446821
What's wrong, anons?
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>>4446907
Maybe the severed hand?
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>>4446907
Nothing at all Satan
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>>4446910
Oh come on, it's just a hand, anon.
How bad could it be?
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>>4446547
>Head into the alleyway, see if you can find any more evidence.
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>>4446924
Please don't be Monica.
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>>4446944
As long as she's alive all is relatively fine, we can heal everything except death.
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>>4446547
>Head into the alleyway, see if you can find any more evidence.
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See walking into suspicious alleyways is retarded but the red text intrigues me.
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>>4446984
What red text?
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>>4446997
WhatIs trolling us
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>>4447001
For me it's yellow
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>>4447009
Are you on a phone or something?
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NO GO AWAY! PLEASE DONT FUCK US OVER!
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>>4447013
Yeah. Guess that's it.
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>>4446907
WUH OH. DEAD END MIGHT BE INCOMG. PREPARE YOURSELVES
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>>4446587
>>4446907
>Zouken
Ok. Think we have a damn good idea of who fucked up the grail now. This shit may or may not also explain why Shirou is missing. Call it a hunch but.....something tells me the Zouken redtext and Shirou going missing might just be connected. Granted its nothing more than a hunch. But still.
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You look at the severed arm for a few moments with a grim expression. You... You can't just leave things like this, there's very likely to be crucial evidence as to just what was behind this just out of sight, and possibly even the culprit themselves! It might not be a Servant, even, but Fuyuki is your town, despite what Rin would say about her official title of Second Owner, and you won't tolerate the presence of anything that would make meals out of its inhabitants. Be it a Servant, a Dead Apostle or some other manner of magical being. Anything that proves itself to target and attack indiscriminately will not be allowed to continue to exist in this city. For every kill it makes, the chances of it harming somebody you actually care about raise just a tiny amount, after all.

"Archer, any ideas as to what could've done this?" You may as well get his opinion on things before you go to investigate, he's something of an expert when it comes to stuff like this, you imagine. From the life that Archer ended up leading, he should pretty much be aware of any magical nasties that remain active in the current era.

The red Archer looks at the severed limb with a discerning eye for a moment. "Judging from the size of the bite marks, something vaguely human sized... but not the work of a Dead Apostle. Nor one of the reanimated corpses they call their familiars. The teeth marks are all wrong for that. Though I can't tell you what specifically we're up against here. I can at least tell what wasn't behind it." Archer is really very helpful in his observation. Being able to cross of Dead Apostle helps you tremendously. "Now, it could've been a Dead Apostle using animal familiars, or some other magus using animal familiars, but these teeth marks don't match anything that I've ever seen." Archer then looks away from the severed arm and into the alleyway, which takes a sharp right turn. You can't tell if he can see anything, because you sure as hell can't.

"Alright. The rest of you, stay back. I'm going to investigate." You've got Betty to protect you should things go poorly, you have faith in the girl that either her or Beaky will be able to materialize fast enough to protect you in case this is some sort of trap. It's either that or there's a terribly careless man-eater on the loose. Even the most hedonistic or savage inhuman creatures ought to understand that to leave evidence of their hunts in plain sight is to be hunted down and slaughtered.
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You take a step into the dark alleyway, unexpectedly though, so does Archer. The rest of your allies seem content to observe though. Looks like none of them are really raring to go investigate what is either nothing, or a very bloody and horrific murder scene. You aren't looking forward to it turning out to be the latter, but in truth, you have your doubts that it could be anything else. You continue walking into the alleyway until you finally reach the corner. Despite the darkness, you can see Archer tensing up a little. As if to prepare himself to respond to a sudden attack.

Though instead of being assaulted by the unknown man-eater, you are assaulted by an awful acrid earthy smell that makes you gag. There's something about the smell that just seems... wrong. It screams out to your senses that something dreadful has occurred here. Something that goes beyond the concept of merely being wrong and defiles the natural order you have come to understand as a human.

"The smell of human meat burning, or at least the remnants of it." Archer notes with a terribly melancholic tone to his voice. A burning torch appears in Archer's hand, and he tosses it into the middle of the alleyway... did he just... trace that? Of course, your thoughts are interrupted as you actually see the results of the man-eater's hunt. Laying to the side of the alleyway is a large pile of human bones, there are no skulls in the pile, but judging from the sheer volume of bones, each without a single scrap of blood or flesh on them, there must have been at least seven or eight victims. Next to the pile, and just next to the torch thrown by Archer is what seems to be a makeshift spit over a campfire that only has a few embers burning. You spare a glimpse at Archer, who is more focused on the crime scene than he is on you, and note how truly furious he looks. Despite everything, at the end of the day, Archer does still share the same sentimentalities of his younger self, and seeing something like this must make his blood boil.

Archer continues to look around the scene with a scowl on his face, there's a pile of tattered discarded clothing next to the collection of bones, torn to pieces and discarded by the monstrous being that devoured those who once wore them and left just lying in a loosely gathered pile like discarded food wrappings. Despite not being nearly as philanthropic and good natured as Shirou, or indeed, his more bitter future self, even you're disgusted with this act, this is wrong. The cruelty of the one behind this shouldn't be understated either. If it was a Servant who did this, then they did this because they wanted to.
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As you take a closer look at the pieces of clothing, you notice that there's fire damage on a few pieces. Not all of the pieces, mind you, but the damage you notice clearly means something. The clothing obviously wasn't on the bodies when they were... cooked, yet some pieces are somehow burned? How could that have happened?

Archer takes a closer look at the bones, before revealing something that is even more startling than the clothing being partially damaged by fire. "You see the bones in the pile? Not a single one of them has any signs of fire damage. Which means..." Archer sighs. "Which means that the victims were all perfectly... deboned, before they were..." Archer's expression turns into an agitated frown "...cooked. At least they didn't have to suffer the fate of burning to death." Archer still sounds furious. There doesn't seem to be anything else here though, other than a nearby sewer grate, though you'd need to be awfully small in order to actually fit through it.

>Just leave the alleyway. It's late and you want to go home.
>Investigate the sewer grate.
>Guess as to the identity of the one behind this. (Who?)
>Write-in...
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Sometimes fortune favors the bold.
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>>4447350
We need to retreat and we need to retreat now, shit's gotten too dangerous in our current situation, but not getting as much information as possible would be foolish. Lancer is damaged and Sakura's our sister, and if its Zouken then the less she interacts with this whole thing the best. That leaves us with Rin, and seeing how pissed off Archer is how about:

>Send Rin and Archer to scout the sewers and find out what just happened

Give your phone to archer and tell him your house's number before sending him and Rin to scout, if something goes sour we hopefully will be a bit more rested and be able to help them shall the need arrives. Anyways, there's also the fact that we will need to start making plans to attack the temple, and let's not forget the whole Shirou situation so

>Send Sakura to the Emiya residence
Have her stay the night there and wait for Shirou with Rider.
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>>4447350
Investigate the sewer grate and I mean beaky uncovers it.
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>>4447350

> "Which means that the victims were all perfectly... deboned, before they were..." Archer's expression turns into an agitated frown "...cooked. At least they didn't have to suffer the fate of burning to death."

>deboned, burned and eaten

Shuten and Ibaragi?
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>>4447350
>>Investigate the sewer grate.
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>>4447350
>Investigate the sewer grate.
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>>4447350
>>Investigate the sewer grate.
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>>4447350
>Guess as to the identity of the one behind this. (Who?)
It's fuckin Shuten. She has the de-boneing NP, and eats people.
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>>4447350
>Investigate the sewer grate.
Let's get the bottom of this.
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>>4447350
>>4447365
I support this. Let our boneless and regenerating friend be first.
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>>4447350
>>4447502
supporting
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>>4447502
Support
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>>4447358
>Investigate the sewer grate.
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>>4447350
>>4447502
Support.
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>>4447350
>>4447591
Switch to >>4447502
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>>4447502
>shuten
isn't it ibaraki-douji?
> you notice that there's fire damage on a few pieces. Not all of the pieces, mind you, but the damage you notice clearly means something. The clothing obviously wasn't on the bodies when they were... cooked, yet some pieces are somehow burned?
this is the most obvious clue
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>>4447690
Fuck if my waifu is in this that'd be great.
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>>4447690
Ibaraki can't "debone" people. She could be here too but Shuten is pretty much confirmed.
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>>4447350
>Investigate the sewer grate.
And also >>4447502 if not mutually exclusive
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>>4447502
Support. Seems like we found out who the hell our Assassin is for the war.....well one of them at least. I don’t doubt the possibility of Hassan showing up at some point.
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>>4447762
If Shuten is not the policewoman with the tail, then it stands to reason that the policewoman we got ganked by in that Dead End is either a shapeshifter or mimic exposed by their tail's existence if not straight-up a policewoman... and if HF Hassan is still going to be the other "canon" Assassin here... Then the policewoman Servant is not Assassin.

Let's examine this list:

Canon 7
>Saber Master: Emiya Shirou (Status: Unknown)
>Saber Servant: Artoria -> Artoria Alter (Status: Enemy)
>Lancer Master: Bazett Fraga McRemitz (Status: Ally)
>Lancer Servant: Cu Chulainn (Status: Ally)
>Archer Master: Rin Tohsaka (Status: Ally)
>Archer Servant: EMIYA (Status: Ally)
>Rider Master: Sakura Makiri-Tohsaka (Status: Ally)
>Rider Servant: Medusa (Status: Ally)
>Caster Master: Atrum Galliasta (Status: Deceased)
>Caster Servant: Medea (Status: Unknown, but alive)
>Berserker (Avenger) Master: Illyasviel von Einzbern (Status: Ally)
>Berserker (Avenger) Servant: ???? (Status: Ally, but captured by the enemy and is resisting conversion to Enemy)
>Assassin Master: ???? (Status: Unknown)
>Assassin Servant: ???? (Status: Unknown)

New 7
>Saber Master: ???? (Status: Unknown)
>Saber Servant: ???? (Status: Unknown)
>Lancer Master: ???? (Status: Unknown)
>Lancer Servant: Diarmuid Ua Duibhne -> Diarmuid Alter (Status: Enemy)
>Archer Master: ???? (Status: Unknown)
>Archer Servant: ???? (Status: Enemy)
>Rider Master: Nyarlathotep as Alan Y. T. Thorpe (Status: Enemy)
>Rider Servant: Aife (Status: Enemy)
>Caster Master: Shinji Makiri (Status: Self)
>Caster Servant: Elizabeth Howe (Status: Ally)
>Berserker Master: ???? (Status: Unknown)
>Berserker Servant: ???? (Status: Unknown)
>Assassin Master: ???? (Status: Unknown)
>Assassin Servant: ???? (Status: Unknown)

Keep in mind this information
>Berserker class are unable to control themselves by default due to Mad Enhancement.
>We do not know if Medea will summon a Fictional Servant under any class at this time, or at all.
>"That Saber... she wasn't the only other Servant in that Temple. While I didn't have long before she began to attack me, I could feel the presence of at least three other Servants in the immediate vicinity." Said Cu Chulainn to us, and we do not know if he was including Diarmuid Alter in this statement, but Artoria Alter is definitely excluded. Also note "immediate vicinity."
>Deboning -> Assassin Servant: Shuten-Douji?
>Policewoman with tail is confirmed to be a Servant.

Lets do some deductions people!
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>>4447805
I mean, it isn't really confirmed that Artoria was summoned by Shirou. Which is a problem.
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>>4447815
>it isn't really confirmed that Artoria was summoned by Shirou
Taiga's testimony over the phone at Shirou's house confirms this though? Also, I'm thinking the tail policewoman could be Second Saber if Second Assassin is Shuten-Douji?
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>>4447819
>nerofag
Nero is TRASH worth ONLY for pump and dump like the disgusting design and character she fucking is, end of fucking story. I fucking hate her so much as a thing that exists at all. There's plenty of other girl Servants better than her
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>>4447816
I still belive that Salter and Shirou's Saber are two different entities. Maybe servant at the Temple are just copies of previous War servants or something?
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>>4447816
Ah fuck, true. Yeah, nevermind, Shirou had Saber and she got Manaka'd. Also, Ilya should just come clear with the identity of Avenger at this point.

What do we know about the enemy Archer?
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>>4447825
>What do we know about the enemy Archer?
They shoot explosive arrows and posess agiliti on par with Cu.
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>>4447824
Not gonna repost the whole Dead End, but here's key points of note.
>While you wait for your Servant to come back to you, you feel a presence behind you... an ominous presence. Not one that feels powerful magically, but easily one that screams danger, you turn around, immediately prepared to strike whoever it is that has snuck up on you, only to be completely thrown off guard by a female police officer standing behind you, her appearance is mostly covered .
>>>>>>>UNFINISHED SENTENCE AND DESCRIPTION, WHATIS PLEASE FIX THIS ASAP!
>an ominous presence. Not one that feels powerful magically
>she's fast, but she doesn't have the speed of a Servant
>literally smashes through your arm, causing the entire appendage to explode into a shower of gore
>cleaves through your body with blunt force alone
>the flick of a tail (EXACT TYPE OF TAIL NOT MENTIONED, HMMMMMM)
>almost happy smile
>inhuman smile

>>4447824
I doubt that, anon. If what you're guessing about 4th War duplicates is true then we have even MORE Servants than just 14 running around. Horrifying.

>>4447825
>Ilya should just come clear with the identity of Avenger at this point
Seconded.
>What do we know about the enemy Archer?
>>4447827 but also from EMIYA that
>"I would certainly like to know just why the enemy Servant was clad in some sort of armor that allowed him to shrug off every attack that I sent his way, no matter how much force I put into my projectiles."
Also the explosive arrows are said to "explode like it's some sort of tiny sun" and "your unseen opponent is attacking you with all of the technical skill of an incredibly accomplished sniper" and "You'd almost think that with these tactics, that the Servant you were facing was a more modern sniper".
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Didn't know shuten had a tail
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>>4447834
That part about modern sniper makes me think about Kiritsugu.
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>>4447841
I did, but that's only because of doujins. Shuten probably isn't the policewoman, anon.

>>4447843
Yeah, and notice the "smile" mentioned in regards to the policewoman Servant twice. I think that might be WhatIs hinting at us in some way. I didn't look at ALL of WhatIs' posts, but the Dead End has all of them about the policewoman Servant that ganked us good. Might wanna go over his posts last thread from the moment Second Archer begins his salvo spam and see what additional details you can pick out?
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>>4447821
I was making Saberface joke but
>blond European girl with a weird name... I think it was... 'Seabar'?"
Is still quite open ended.
Although I doubt everything will have a twist.
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>>4447843
Could just mean Second Archer has mad skillz.
Or his master does.
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>>4447850
I deadass would love if Shirou summoned Mordread because of how chaotic that duo would be. This particular Saber would probably accelerate Shirou's SEIGI NO MIKATA
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>>4447850
>Artoria summoned by the enemy and altered
>Shirou gets Mordred
Holy fuck that’d be a twist.....AND I’M ALL FOR IT
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>>4447850
I can already imagine what would be her reaction to seeing Salter.
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>>4447850
>>4447856
>>4447859
>>4447861
>overlooking Taiga saying "But yeah, she said that she was one of Kiritsugu's friends from a long time ago..." LITERALLY RIGHT IN THIS THREAD RIGHT HERE >>4444602
Talk about unobservant, anons. Saber Artoria specifically has memories of past summonings in the HGWs, and knows Kiritsugu. Mordred would not know a damn thing about anybody here.
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>>4447863
Let me dream dammit
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>>4447863
Let a man dream, damn it. We got fucked over so hard already, it would be nice to get something cool for once.
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>>4447863
It is pretty easy and straightforward lie to come up with.
And I think Saber called herself relative of Kiritsugu in FSN.
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>>4447854
That line was about his tactics not about his skills and I can't think of any individuals who could be familiar with modern sniper tactics.
Other than Kiritsugu that is.
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>>4447843
Would be cool if he had Assassin EMIYA. Kiritsugu summoning his worst self and having to face it.
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>>4447869
This. I don’t think its that hard for her to lie about it.

>>4447863
Hey lemme dream damnit. If it isn’t gonna be Artoria I’d rather it be Mordred than Nero.
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>>4447863
We want to believe. Shirou and Mordred would be the best duo. Either that or Shirou and Arthur.
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>>4447880

On the one hand they would likely hit it off pretty well, on the other they are both absolute retards and will die immediately if left alone.
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>>4447897
Sorta like you
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>>4447897
Imagine the absolute, raw chaotic energy emanating from them. A dumbass guiding the dumbest to the point we have to make contingency plans whenever any of the two want to pull the hero of justice routine.
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>>4447903
Saber of Dumness, god do I love that precious idiot.
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>>4447897
>>4447903
Both of the retards trying to outJustice each other while EMIYA just goes depressed in the background.
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>>4447805
>>Rider Master: Nyarlathotep as Alan Y. T. Thorpe (Status: Enemy)
>>Rider Servant: Aife (Status: Enemy)
Why is Alan listed as an enemy? The one time he showed up during the war, he was nothing but helpful. He's the one who gave us all the information that everything is fucked up and even said he wouldn't be using his shit.
He should at least be considered neutral until he actively takes a position against us and stops helping us out.

>>Caster Master: Shinji Makiri (Status: Self)
>>Caster Servant: Elizabeth Howe (Status: Ally)
Didn't we figure out that it wasn't Elizabeth Howe?
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>>4447962
He deep froze the maids. Hell, if we didn't have truth flame they would either suffer permanent damage or worse.
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>>4447962
>Didn't we figure out that it wasn't Elizabeth Howe?
Yeah, Betty is Betty Parris.
Abby's cousin.
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>>4447972
Yeah, but he also left them alive which is something he really didn't have to do, and if he knows as much as he claims to he'd know we'd be able to free them.
I mean, the crawling chaos is not known for being a kind and generous being.
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>>4447856
>>4447859
>>4447861
Why do you love to cuck yourself with shirou?
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>>4447986
You do realize quests are about more then just fucking every waifu there is, right?
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>>4447996
People want to support Shirou and make sure he's got some good shit too and that makes ESLtard frothing mad.
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>>4447996
No. I'm just astound by their desire of wanting to be cucked by shirou so much that they forgot the person that's currently holding shirou have told Taiga that they've known kiritsugu.

Their wants of being cucked by shirou literally blinded their own rationality.
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>>4448012
What the fuck are you even talking about you fucking absolute retard?
That entire fucking sentence made even less sense then the usual nonsensical babble that comes from you.
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>>4448018
>Do you realize there is more to do in a quest than coom?
>No
I thought he made it clear.
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>>4448018
Great, so it isn't just me who couldn't understand that word salad.
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>>4448021
Cooming feels good.
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>>4448012
Coomer-san, could it be..? That all this time you've been wanting a cuckold scene? Cause that's all I've been reading from you all this time, cause last time when people actually asked you if you even knew what the word cuckold meant you went silent.

So yeah, basically as Shinji we are mostly focused on
>Monica
>Stella (That was the name of the maid, right?)
>Betty (cute and funny)
>Satsuki

And we must focus on a way as to not get killed by them shall they find out, or at the very least ensure the Makiri last name doesn't die with us.
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>>4448018
You jerk off to shirou fucking every servants. If that's still not clear,
You're masturbating with you being cucked by shirou as your masturbation material.
You jerking off by that fact so hard that you forgot this
>overlooking Taiga saying "But yeah, she said that she was one of Kiritsugu's friends from a long time ago..." LITERALLY RIGHT IN THIS THREAD RIGHT HERE >>4444602 #
Which is literally a few posts above you.

If you still can't understand that, I can't help you. The absolute retard one is you.
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>>4448038
So what I'm getting from this is that >>4448033
is right and you want a Shirou Cuckold scene so bad it's the only thing you can talk about?
That's why it's the only thing that you ever bring up?

I don't think it'll happen ESLtard, our waifu list doesn't overlap with Shirou's at all.
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>>4448033
I mean, I'm on the side of wanting to fuck saber.
While on the other side (you) want saber to get fucked by shirou. if that isn't the definition of cuck, I don't know what else.
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Sorry that the update is so late already everyone, I've come down with a cold and haven't had much motivation to do anything.
I am writing now though
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>>4448042
Yeah, can't helped you there. I'm sorry you're born with brain deficiency.
It's my fault for thinking you can understand something as simple as that.
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>>4448048
I mean, I shouldn't be so hard on you. I know whatever hindi school produced you only taught you enough english to answer call lines in between drinking cow piss and shitting in the street, but you should really try to get better at it.
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>>4448048
Just for you Coomer-san
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>>4448047
Take your time, the seethe from waifufag anons is plenty entertaining.
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>>4448047
No problem chief, take as long as you need to.
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>>4448043
No, by definition of the word he would want You to get cucked rather than Shirou.
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>>4448055
The (You) in this qst is us, you retard. Don't drag me to your cuck fantasy.
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>>4448063
I know you have trouble with language, so I'll help you out. The way you use (Us) consists of the group, which includes you.
We're not dragging you into your cuck fantasy, we've already figured out you want to be cucked by Shirou.
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>>4448047
Take your time boss! Better late than never!
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>>4448043
I am a little confused by your logic. There is no connection between Saber and our character in the quest so how is her having sex with Shirou makes us cucks?
Am I cucked every time any woman in the world has sex?
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>>4448071
Oh I see, so you're actually agreeing with me that we should fuck saber. Well thanks, that's 3 vote already of us wanting to fuck saber. Including this>>4448042 guy.
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>>4448083
There's no connection of us with bazett either. We can make our own connections.
My reasoning is this:
Our semen is confirmed to have the best quality of prana, and by pumping our juice to saber, saber will get super buffs and from there, she just need to excalibur everything.

I am, never once says fucking saber because I want to get my dick wet. It's for the war.
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>>4448088
Or we can indulge ourselves in cunny and unleash upon this world the most frightening of horrors.
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>>4448084
Ah yes, that guy. That anon is spot on and I agree with him totally. He's an amazing person and I'm glad you recognize that.
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>>4448088
>There's no connection of us with bazett either.
That statement is correct. I believe that is why noone is spamming this thread with "let's fuck Bazett" requests.
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>>4448094
I don't mind that, fuck I encourage that mindset. It's just that there's a true solution right there in our eyes (fucking saber) yet everyone pretend it's not there.

Hell, I would even suggest to do a practice run with rider to prove how powerful our semen buffs are.
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>>4448105
Considering our limited time and the probability that we might need to summon something closer to Chtulhu to break through the gates, and how technically Betty is the only one apart from Sakura we can trust, I'd say let's just focus on cunny as much as we can.

Lovecraftian horrors > Some gal with a sword
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>>4448104
I meant that, there's no correlation between bazett and shinji, but we made it happened anyway.
Just like suggesting to cure kerry out of nowhere, surely wanting to pump juice to saber isn't that big of a stretch.
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>>4448107
That's true. But why not both?
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Fuck, you're still doing this shit. I was hoping I might check in and find that this quest had gotten better. Didn't you all want to marry Illya anyway? What happened to that?
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>>4448109
>That's true. But why not both?
Every drop not put into Betty is one drop less to summon the end-of-the-world beast of Armageddon and will torture Gil for a thousand years.
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>>4448113
Simple, I never was one of those people. I think it's to early to choose a waifu.
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>>4448113
It's just ESLtard reeing. He does that whenever someone mentions Shirou.
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>>4448113
I'm rooting for Sacchin.
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>>4448124
He really wants that Saber pussy, too bad he will never get it.
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>>4448113
I always choose Illya's route if there's any. But saving kerry is a thing, so I don't have much faith of getting any route that's not focused on shirou.
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>>4448113
Personally hoping for celibate route.
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>>4448113
I never wanted Illya always wanted Altrouge.
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>>4448113
Spoilering for being too good and yet too degenerate.

I want this Shinji to use his Truth manipulation of reality to permanently make Betty able to be impregnated by himself, while in the middle of passionate lovey-dovey soul-enriching lovemaking sex (a Servant being able to conceive an factual inability only defied by lust-ridden doujins) followed by pumping her now-fertile loli womb full of life-creating otherworldly-mana-level S+ rank semen for as long as possible, hugging her soft cute yet inherently-alien body tightly to his efficiently-toned muscular self honed over a decade of martial arts training, gently caressing her silken hair that smells of nice yet unnatural things that appeal to this Shinji on a level he cannot describe but only comprehend, hearing Betty sigh in a pure bliss and ecstasy that echoes this Shinji's, both of them content in their hearts and minds that a blessed child is assured of their union, and all three of this Shinji's Origins acting in full concert with this most pure and yet most defiling act - Creating new life by passing on foreign (via his outer isekai state), magical (via his crests and mana), and biological (genes and others) parts of himself; Changing and Destroying a fundamental irreconcilability irreversibly (allowing a Heroic Spirit from outside time and space to conceive in the present) to make way for a beautiful Truth to be born.
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>>4448175
Wat
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>>4448179
What you just witnessed is called "passion". Something genuine that come from own self that a cuck like you will never understand.
Go back to sucking shirou's cock, faggot.
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>>4448175
based and lovecraftpiled
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>>4448189
Fuck off, you sound like a weeb on cocaine
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>>4448012
Secondary
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>>4448189
Shirou is our friend. Don’t you want to see your friends be happy
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>>4448200
It's for the war. The end justify the means. By fucking saber and blewing our high quality prana semen into saber's pussy, she will get buffed beyond believe that she can just piss walk everyhing just by excalibur the shit out of it.
It's not like we're stealing it from shirou, and besides, if we explain our reasoning since the method I explained above will save a lot of people, shirou will 100% agree with it.
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>>4448213
Or we can get some cunny and make cthulu
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>>4448215
No objection from me.
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Archer sighs and turns to leave the alleyway, he's pretty clearly seen enough of all this, he sees enough pointless suffering when he's actually carrying out his duties as a Counter. "Hold on, Archer. Don't be so hasty to get back to your Master, there's one more thing I want to check." You wander over to the sewer grate and place your hands around two of the bars, giving a grunt of exertion as you lift the lump of metal upwards to reveal a hole downwards. It's too small for you to fit through it, unfortunately, but you could see a child being able to just about squeeze through it. Of course, if it is a Servant behind this, their actual size wouldn't matter anyway, as they could just take spiritual form to fit through anyway.

As you lift the sewer grate off of the ground, you are hit by the smell of the sewers beneath, however, it's not the rancid smell of decay you were imagining at all, and instead you can smell the distinct aroma of both fruit and alcohol coming from deep below. It's almost intoxicating, actually. In fact, you find yourself wanting to try to climb down into the sewers to find the... No. You know exactly what this is, and that was the last piece of evidence that confirmed it. The cooking of humans, the perfectly deboned corpses, the slightly singed clothing, and this smell. This leads you to only one conclusion as to the identity of the Servant responsible for this.

"Archer. How much do you know about Oni?" You ask the crimson garbed bowman idly. You've already made up your mind about just who did this.

Archer raises an eyebrow. "The Oni? I know enough." Of course he does, he's Japanese after all, and even if he never dealt with a Crimson Red Vermillion in his life or even after it, he should still be well aware of the legends. "Why, do you think it was an Oni who was behind this?" He sounds a little disbelieving of your assessment. If he thinks he has some sort of knowledge of the war over you, then he's very mistaken.

"Not just an Oni, Archer, the Oni. I'm talking about Shuten Dōji. I think that they are the one behind these killings. The corpses, the cooking, the smell of alcohol. It all comes together to form a single clear image." Really, you don't know who else could be behind this. Not unless there's another Servant that both enjoys consuming humans and drinking alcohol and is capable of perfectly removing a human's skeleton from their body. Non-fatally, if she wishes it... You really hope that she at least had it within herself to actually kill the humans she preyed upon through pulling their skeletons out instead of allowing them to die terrified and in agony on a flame.

"What? But the Fuyuki Holy Grail shouldn't be capable of summoning non-Western Servants!" Archer states with some certainty, before you cut him off by bursting into laughter. It really is too funny. You just can't control yourself as you begin to comprehend the words Archer speaks.
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"Hahahahahahaha!" You wipe a tear from your eye as you struggle to verbalize your response. "You... You don't actually believe that, do you..." You lose it again and burst into laughter once again. "You of all people!" Archer looks at you sternly and you finally manage to get a grip of yourself. "Come on, Archer. Everyone knows that the rules of this Grail War are practically all made to be broken anyway, That's why there's a version of Saber that has been twisted to evil in addition to another seven Servants wandering about. Is it really so much of a shock that the Grail could be used to summon a monster like Shuten Dōji?" A surprisingly cute monster, but not the sort of monster that you can just permit to roam freely, or even live in the modern era at all. She's already committed a tremendous crime here, and even if you wanted to spare her, it's doubtful that the rest of your group would ever agree to something like that. You carefully avoid revealing too much, you might've made your knowledge about his identity too clear already.

Archer frowns for a moment. "Let's just go shall we? I've just about had enough of standing around here, and we ought to tell the others just what we found out." It is quite the gruesome scene, and you can't fault Archer for not wanting to remain in the presence of the grisly display of predation. "I sort of almost feel bad that the overseer is going to have to clear this mess up." He actually cracks a very slight smile as he says that. For once, it seems that Kirei Kotomine is the one having his suffering enjoyed by another. You can only imagine how much Archer must dislike the priest. Probably almost as much as he hates himself.

Archer turns away for good this time, and begins walking out of the alleyway. You begin to follow him, but as you do, you feel something snag the fabric of your suit pants. You freeze in place for a few seconds as you look down at just what it could've been, only to sigh in relief when you see that it's just one of the skeletal hands that had somehow fallen loose of the pile. It's really quite a morbid display, but you allow yourself to relax.

Then you feel a hot breath inches from your face just as you're about to leave. "You're quite bright, aren't you? You figured it all out just from this?" An intoxicating voice whispers inches from your ear, this time, you don't dare look. "That's right, move, and you'll end up just like the rest of these humans." You try to reach out through your mental link with Betty only for your heart to sink. She's asleep?! Really?! Now?!
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"What... Do you want...?" You try to keep your voice calm, but even you can't deny the building fear in your heart. Though you manage to resist the effects of that intoxicating voice of hers, you aren't just about to allow your senses to be taken from you by some magical enchantment like this. No matter how potent the magic infused within her voice might be, or how convincing her voice might be, you aren't going to allow your senses to be robbed of you. You can only imagine it has something to do with your developing Reality Marble or your Element that allows you to resist the intoxicating effect of her voice.

"What do I want? Mmm, no, I don't actually want anything from you. In fact, if I had my way, you'd already be roasting atop a flame. No, it's my Master who has business with you." The man-eating Servant casually speaks of eating you, and you can feel your heart begin to beat just a little faster. This girl really is a monster, isn't she?

"Your Master?" You can't deny your intrigue however, just who could Shuten's Master be? And what could they want with you?

"He wants you to call your sister, Sakura. Lure her into this alleyway. Or the Einzbern girl, he doesn't care which it is you call for. But hurry it up. I'm giving you twenty seconds to do what I say before I just decide that I'm wasting my time." She yawns.

>"Burn in hell, demon."
>"What, do you think I'm stupid? No."
>"Of course, let me go and get one of them for you." (Lie)
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
>Use a Command Spell to try to wake up Betty.
>Screw it, Attack her. Go down swinging.
>Write-in...
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>>4448175
Saved
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>>4448293
>hey is that caster of there? (misdirection)
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>>4448293
>He wants you to call your sister, Sakura. Lure her into this alleyway. Or the Einzbern girl
It's Zouken
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>>4448293
>Write-in
>"How about a game of Bone Chess?" (Stall)
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also 100% her master is zouken i would bet my penis on it. He mentions sakura by name.
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>>4448293
>"Do you know the truth of the world?"
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>>4448293
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
Maybe it'll buy us some time? This is a pretty terrible situation.
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>>4448333
I feel like there is no point in asking her that. She is just one of the characters in the story.
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>>4448293
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
Guess we will have to add an Oni to our ever growing list of stalkers...
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>>4448293
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
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>>4448343
Never played FGO but isnt she is into interesting, intriguing and unique things while having little to no actual loyalty and general detest to ugly and boring things?
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>>4448293
>>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
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>>4448293
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
Sure let's flirt with homicidal oni. We have a lot of charisma and I wanna know how far can it take us.
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>>4448364
You are correct but I feel like current situation would hinder our ability to explain our uniqueness. Maybe we could do it once she no longer holds our throat.
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>>4448293
Onis are the best, flirt with her
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>>4448368
>>4448366
>>4448357
>>4448344
>>4448335
Sorry to burst your bubble, but she's more into an honest, easily embarrassed, muscled GOLDEN man.
That kind of flirt will just get you killed.
She knows sakura in name, then it's easy to guess that's it's zouken.

I suggest using her own familiarity with certain GOLDEN man by answering with
>"Burn in hell, demon."
Or
>"What, do you think I'm stupid? No."

But flirting is bad move in this case. I know this because in fgo, she never truly looked at you even once. Just Kintoki.
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>>4448293
Remember guys, when in doubt
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl."
Flirt. If it ends up with us getting killed then we will at least be able to call other-Shinji a faggot.
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>>4448383
You could be correct but options that You suggesting will definitely get Us killed.
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>>4448394
Nothing is stopping us from calling him a faggot even without flirting.
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>>4448293
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
>"I'd love to BONE you myself, if you would have me." (Wink)
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>>4448289
>>4448290
>you cut him off by bursting into laughter. It really is too funny. You just can't control yourself
>"Hahahahahahaha!" You wipe a tear from your eye as you struggle to verbalize your response. "You... You don't actually believe that, do you..." You lose it again and burst into laughter once again. "You of all people!"
We went https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s91hCOxDkUk on Archer. Nice.
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I AM THE BONE OF MY COCK
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>>4448408
I can only imagine Shinji saying those outloud as he does them.
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>>4448408
>>4448418
>>4448419
>"I wans tibia honest before we rattle bone appetit so humerus me this one you marrowly drinking, bone-zai tree planting, hip looking, osteoblastic boni. Lets bone alright?"
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>>4448408
Backing this
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>>4448450
>>4448417
My headcannon is that Shinji still acts like a sly piece of total shit, maniacal evil laughter and all, but he's now more of a chaotic good larper than anything.
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>>4448293
>It was Shuten
I FUCKING CALLED IT
>"Burn in hell, demon."
Use that GOLDEN MAN energy.
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>>4448467
>Shinji still acts like a sly piece of total shit, maniacal evil laughter and all
IF ONLY WHATIS WOULD TAKE CARE TO EXPRESS THIS MORE IN HIS NARRATION OF SHINJI, OUTSIDE OF NARRATING THINGS EXACTLY THE SAME AS HE DOES IN HIS OTHER QUEST "ELEGY OF INHERITANCE"
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>>4448293
>>"Burn in hell, demon."
Well, might as well. I don't suppose we have any mana left to try and get out of this situation?
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>>4448293
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
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>>4448471
The narration has been fine so far. We aren't canon Shinji, it wouldn't make sense for us to act exactly like him.
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>>4448293
>"Burn in hell, demon."


I mean, shes hot but we cant think with our dick like were canon Shinji.
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>>4448293
>>4448335
>"Burn in hell, demon."
I'll trust the FGO players and change my vote.
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>>4448293
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
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>>4448293
>"Burn in hell, you sexy slut."
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!
What a blessing and a curse. It really is a shame this cutie is probably gonna have to be put down.
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>>4448598
Sorry anon, but we have our own loli Servant to breed humanoid abomination children with. Shuten's going to have to die. Also this whole reveal strongly suggests the following to be the case for the list in >>4447805
>Assassin Master: Zouken Matou (Status: Enemy)
>Assassin Servant: Shuten Douji (Status: Enemy)
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>>4448293
>>"Burn in hell, demon."
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>>4448626
>Sorry anon, but we have our own loli Servant to breed humanoid abomination children with.
Yes yes, there is already a high abundance of lolis in this quest and in our group. Adding another to our ranks would be ridiculous especially when I know I wouldn't pursue a relationship with Shuten even IF she wasn't a horrible monster that's probably working for our most hated enemy, Illya is right there and Sacchin is waiting for her favorite out of towner to come back to her after all...but it's still regrettable.
Not all women, loli or otherwise, are created equal.
Some are simply built different, yah know what I mean?
How we got stuck with the youngest looking gal in the war, bless Betty's sweet little heart, instead of one with a bit more...flesh on her bones,HAHA, is personally very unfortunate. But it's something I know we'll have to deal with properly soon enough.

Just let me lament the loss of my bottom heavy gal before we put her in the ground.
Truly, what a waste. Makes a man wanna cry.
Makes a man wanna act up, but unlike some, I have the will power to keep my coomer energy down to focus on the bigger picture.
I'm gonna need a minute though...
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Ah well, at least we'll get another Taiga Dojo out of this.
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>>4448661
you saw my post in >>4448175?

>>4448676
>inb4 Shuten actually reciprocates and Archer turns back to check, only to witness Shinji with his pants down, having grabbed Shuten by her horns and fucking her mouth like his life depends on it, all the while Shuten makes erotic noises and possibly more
How would he even react?
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>>4448685

Can the coomers tone it down a bit? This is getting a bit much.
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>>4448689
The coomforce is unstoppable, only QM can stop it by never actually acknowledging it.
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>>4448661
I believe a solution can be reached, if we can tap harder into our mana supplies, perhaps we can have her under our command-Perhaps if her relationship with our oldman isn't as stable and we can provide her with more than he promises. After all, we might just have the mana reserves to keep her around-After all, we are Shinji, we are allowed to be a bit scummy, aren't we? Let's pull an uno reverse card on the old bug and make him proud.
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>>4448685
I actually hadn't but it's pretty based all things considered.

>>4448693
Honestly, and this isn't even the coom talkin right now, I genuinely do think stealing Zouken's servant is pretty in character with Shinji's "die suffering old man" philosophy. Converting Shuten and keeping her around simply as another fuck you to the bastard is the type of petty, vindictive thing our Shinji would do, and it would be great if we could pull it off...but it seems like more trouble than it's worth at the end of the day.
We'll see how things go, but at this point, Shinji said it himself already.
We can all agree Shuten Douji is pretty fucking great, but she's not someone we can just keep around for the hell of it, Especally since again, I'm sure most of us have no intention of actually fucking with her.
Truly a waste of potential.
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Then let us be vindictive, sour and salty and give the old man the biggest middle finger we can humanely pull off (and otherworldly possible if we use our own loli). And of course it's more trouble than it is worth, we're motherfucking Shinji AND a MC, we are supposed to bite more than we can chew. Just remember what Monica warned us and how we took the "don't put your dick in too many holes or it will end up chopped" and we went "This is a list of girls that we want to fuck, at least two of them are yandere. NOTHING can go wrong."

Needless to say we do some shirou-esque stuff from time to time, like getting ourselves in this situation in the first place, so let's just try and be a piece of shit-For granpa Zouken! Let us make him proud!

In other words, pic related.
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>>4448744
Eh, I've never found "Let's do it because we can!", to be a great reason to do anything.
Can't share your enthusiasm for purposefully making mistakes and risky moves for the hell of it, but again we'll see how things go.
I wouldn't hold my breath though.
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Doesn't the flirting option seem like a bait for a Bad End?
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>>4448812
This is the quest where we suffocated in a sealed room.
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>>4448293
>>"Burn in hell, demon."
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>>4448812
It does. But here's the problem with atleast 3 anon in here:
1. They only care about shirou, so they're half assing their choice in this one by going flirting
2. They're cucking them self by restricting themselves of fucking anyone yet encourages it when shirou fuck anyone (seen by how they furiously refused the out of the box thinking of stealing the oni)
3. They also contradict themselves by trying to flirt to someone like shuten.

For someone who always said "coomer this" "coomer that" they sure being passive aggressive about it.
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>>4448953
I dont really care about Shirou all that much as far as this quest is concerned but I would let them have their way every time if it meant your ESL ass stopped posting forever.
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>>4448953
Learn to speak my language before you diss on my boy
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>>4448953
Stop whining and go to akun if you want a coomer quest.
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>>4448989
It's not that he's a coomer, and more that he's a fool that won't be satisfied until we use the Grail to cast a giant Truth ritual that will allow us to warp space and time to retroactively impregnate every female that has ever lived or will live.
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>>4449032
Ok but you might as well try
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>>4448293
>burn in hell demon
not like flirting will do anything, we aint kintoki
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>>4448293
>>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
If we dead end we get one more stamp toward that free coffee from Ahnenerbe
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>>4448293
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)

I know this will be a horrible choice, but I want it just to see the bad end.
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>Screw it, Attack her. Go down swinging.
>ORA ORA

This is not your grave
But you are welcome in it
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>>4448293
>>"Burn in hell, demon."
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Makiri. Shinji Makiri. Heck, with the nice car, sharp clothes and aura of mystery, he is James Bond.
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I love you Betty.
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>>4449326
I'm sure Betty loves you too, Anon.
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>>4449369
We love betty
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>>4448293
>"Burn in hell, demon."
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>>4449369
post more betty
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>Attempt misdirection
>>4448322

>Stall
>>4448325

>Mindbreak
>>4448333

>Flirt
>>4448344
>>4448357
>>4448366
>>4448368
>>4448394
>>4448408
>>4448466
>>4448480
>>4448512
>>4449079
>>4449117


>Insult
>>4448383
>>4448469
>>4448473
>>4448503
>>4448508
>>4448598 (a flirting insult)
>>4448656
>>4448852
>>4449071
>>4449393

>Deny
>>4448383

>Attack
>>4449152

Unless I miscounted, it looks like flirting is one vote ahead of insulting her.
I also have a dreadful feeling that my IP might've changed.
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>>4449463
>It did change.
Damn it!
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>>4449463
Oh and it looks like I did miscount, seems like it's 11-11 tied between Flirting and Insulting her.
Incredible
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>>4449466
Do both
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>>4449466
Yea do both. But more on the insulting side.
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>>4449466
>>4449468
Also supporting going for mix both since no mindbreak happening.
I also propose including at least some meta knowledge of her from FGO in it just to catch her off guard with it and make it more spicy.
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>>4449473
This
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>>4449473
I support including meta knowledge but what exactly should we say?
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>>4449466
Do both, and include metaknowledge! Now we need to summon the FGO anons to back us up.
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>>4449466
Backing >>4449473
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>>4449473
+1
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>>4449473
Support
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>>4449466
Fear the power of the coomers fuckers.
This quest is 90% coomers, shirou fags and anti-shirou fags.

If you're not one of the above than why the fuck are you even in this quest.
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>>4449473
What sort of metaknowledge do you want to use?
Or do you want to leave it up to me?
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>>4449549
Deadass how is insulting her a coomer/shirou-related tactic?
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>>4449552
Wouldn't it be fun? To try to kill each other while drunk, or try to deceive each other as we are ever so intimate."
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>>4449553
Coomers (the only true way to play this quest desu) want to fuck anything with a pussy and are fiercely anti-shirou due to shiroufags wanting to cuck themselves with shirou.

Shiroufags are fiercely anti-coomer because they like being cucked which means voting anti-coomer at every possible choice.

Therefore any anti-coomer option = shiroufags.
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>>4449552
>>4449478
I honestly lack any specific ideas myself apart from understanding her personality and relationships with Kintoki, Ibaraki and Raikou. Which however does make her an open book to read albeit a dangerous one.
But since I never played FGO and only heard some stuff from events she was part of I dont have any suggestion myself apart from general mindgames she does not expect. So if she told some stuff which can be used in this situation in FGO which anons or isekai part of Shinji can recall I am all for any it.
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>>4448293
>"Such acts of violence don't suit such a beautiful girl." (Flirt)
Flirting maaaaayyy or maaaayyy not lead to a dead end if we are unlucky but fuck it. May as well see if we can seduce the Oni......that is if she hasn’t already seduced us.
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>>4449605
Actually nah changing vote to both flirt and insult >>4449473
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Well, then I'm proud to be anti-coomer AND anti-shirou.
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>>4449564
Wouldn't getting off on the ideal of being cucked by Fate/Stay Night protagonist Shirou Emiya make someone a coomer?
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>>4449564
Where my Bettychads at?
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>>4449652
She's very sweet.
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>>4449652
railroaded shitty servant
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>>4449652
Betty is the cutest. For headpats and spoiling.
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Watch us go through these days of rigmarole only to get a dead end or worse.
I suppose the potential benefits aren't zero and a good first impressions have and continue to aid us tremendously. And besides, how can you say no to this face?
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>>4449716
And for grooming, of course
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>>4449652
Betty a cute, but Illya is still the best wife candidate.
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>>4449754
Betty comes pre brushed and cleaned. She's more than ready for action.
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You take a deep breath. What you're about to do might just get you killed, but in this situation, you haven't really got any other choice other than perhaps trying to stall for time and hoping that one of your allies notices your absence before Shuten makes good on her vague threat to kill you. "You really are one terrible demon, aren't you, Shuten? You're every bit as terrible as the tales made you out to be, shouldn't you be busy in hell or wherever it is that you Oni end up after being slain?" You begin to badmouth the Servant who could crush your neck in an instant. "But, what the tales didn't get across all too well was just how beautiful you were. I hadn't expected that the legendary Shuten Dōji would've taken the form of such an attractive woman!" You decide on both insulting and flirting with her at the same time.

"Oh-ho? You know, you must have very good eyesight, to have been able to see me despite having kept myself hidden from you. You aren't just... trying to deceive me, are you?" Her voice is seductive, and for the moment, it seems that Shuten has lost the inclination to kill you. It's a good thing for you that this Servant is so disobedient to her Master, and prone to trying to fulfill her own whims. In fact, Shuten is one of the few Servants you could see completely disregarding the nature of the Master-Servant contract and doing as she pleases. Really, the only way she could be controlled would be through the very limited Command Spells of her Master, and Shuten might just dispose of her Master out of spite if she is forced to do something that she doesn't want to do.

You smirk. This was the sort of reaction you were hoping for from her. "If I was lying, then allow me to prove that I'm telling you the truth. Go ahead, ask me anything. I'll dispel any foolish notions you might " You project an aura of confidence as you decide on your approach towards this Servant. Arrogant and insulting, but also with heavy flirtatious undertones. "Of course, I don't doubt that you'll find a way to break the rules though, you unscrupulous demon."

Shuten chuckles briefly, as you propose a sort of game with her. "Anything? That's rather vague, but I'll go along with your little game for now. I'll give you three questions to answer, if you manage to satisfy me with each of your answers, I'll happily let you live." Her breath is warm, but the intoxicating ability of hers seems to have no effect on you, whether or not she's noticed this or not though, is unclear. "First off what color are my eyes?" There's a playful tone in her voice, and it's almost as if the entire atmosphere has changed from that of a killer demanding something of a victim to something completely different in nature, but not a single bit less dangerous.
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"Your eyes?" You pause briefly, as you try to recall a mental image of the Servant who could very well be moments away from killing you. Your mental exertion is eventually rewarded as you manage to construct an image of the girl whispering into your ear "Purple, what else could they be? A vibrant and lustrous purple." You focus more on complimenting her than you do on insulting her, at least when it comes to her appearance. While Shuten might enjoy having her character insulted, the last thing you want to do is infer that you consider her anything other than beautiful. Of course, you almost certainly couldn't do such a thing anyway. Almost every single of the female Servants are incredibly attractive or adorable, and Shuten Dōji is no exception to that rule. Though she really does straddle the line of those two qualities.

"You're either very lucky, or you actually did see me, either way, I'm not fully convinced yet... How tall am I? Am I taller than you, or am I shorter than you?" She sounds like she's having something of a good time with this little game, though it seems like you've only really managed to get yourself in a situation not unlike a cat toying with a mouse.

"Oh, that one's easy. You're shorter than me. By quite a bit, actually. Of course, all women ought to be shorter than their partner." You smirk a little as you say that, though the effect is diminished as you aren't actually looking at her Now, that's a much easier fact about Shuten to remember. The girl is very short, that height, or rather that lack of height, disguises a girl who is just as dangerous as one would expect the greatest of all Oni to be. Well, greatest in ability, she's really just a freeloader who let her poor sworn sister do all the work of leading her people despite being the most powerful, and even then she wasn't satisfied. After letting Ibaraki do all the work, Shuten decided it would be a good idea to lead Raikou and the Four Heavenly Kings into their stronghold, and then drink poison that she actually knew was poison! For a moment, you allow yourself to feel sympathy for Shuten's sister, who despite struggling so hard to lead her people, was basically betrayed by her own sister, not out of Shuten being treacherous though, but because the girl is so hedonistic it has reached a level of being self-destructive.
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"Doing good so far, my last question." The temperature around you seems to drop by multiple degrees as her voice takes on a very dangerous tone. "Why shouldn't I kill you? You've got my interest, and that's not something I give away freely, but what about you is worth defying a direct order of my Master for?" The girl pauses. "Now, don't get me wrong, it's not like I care for my Master or what he wants, but I still don't exactly intend to allow myself to be punished for no good reason." You feel a brief motion across your cheek, before you feel your blood begin to ooze from the wound. Out of the corner of your eye, you can see Shuten trace a finger along the wound. The two of you remain in silence for a moment, before Shuten speaks once again. "Hm, unfortunately for you, that's at least one point against sparing you. You've quite a delicious..." The deadly girl lingers on the word before she finishes it. "...taste, to you. It would be a shame not to indulge myself in it..." While Shuten is giving you a chance still, you need to hurry up and convince her, with the way things are going, she might just give into her urges!

>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
>"Because we've spent far too long talking already, and my allies will have gotten suspicious of me being missing. Let me go, and I'll delay them long enough for you to escape."
>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
>"Hey, look over there! It's that cow Minamoto no Raikō!" (Run!)
>Write-in...
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>>4449803
Things will be oh so boring without me and I doubt you've tasted the best alcohols this current world has to offer. I'd love to taste them with you.
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>>4449803
>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
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>>4449803
>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
Actually a roundabout way of saying "just kill me, I'm done with this world"
But eh.
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>>4449803
>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
Ehh...
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>>4449803
>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
Directly from her Profile;
>"As long as there are delicious wines, extravagant parties, and pleasurable appetizers, there will be no hatred in her heart."
What's the chances we can use Truth to make alcohol even an oni can't handle?
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>>4449803
>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
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>>4449803
>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
Promise her a party that she won't soon forget.
We're quite wealthy and could probably throw a fucking epic rager if we needed.
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>>4449803
>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
Perhaps also add a joke about aging of red wine and mention that her master`s obsession with cold, dry and pointless immortality is the dullest thing after a dairy cattle.
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>>4449803
>>4449843
Supporting this >>4449848
We can give her anything she wants with our money.
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>>4449803
>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."

I couldn't help but notice the aroma of alcohol mixed in, and I was wondering why the great Shuten Doji, one spoke in only but the highest of regards, would allow herself the punishment of satiating her hunger and thirst with something no different than a cheap meal? And in such a unsightly place to booth? Sure, you can take my life and be done with it, but don't you think that'd be such a waste? After all, someone like me might be able to...pay for his right to live with tribute, after all I am sure you are most curious of the things around us. How about it? Perhaps when we meet once more I can show you entertainment that could make the gods themselves green with envy!
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Sacchin and Sakura know first hand how good Shinji is at spoiling a woman.
Debauchery, Drinks, and a fun and interesting Demise can be Shuten's if she just gives us the prep time to get everything together.
This is the Makiri Promise.
Mutual Satisfaction guaranteed!
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>>4449803
>>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
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>>4449803
>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
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>>4449803
>>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
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>>4449803
>>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
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>>4449803
>>>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
>>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
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>>4449803
>"Because things will be much more boring if you kill me."
>"Well, how about I offer you some of the most delicious alcohol in the world? Though you'll have to release me so I can order it."
WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HAVE SHUTEN MILK OUR COCK DRY BROS?????
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>>4450063
Probably not, but it's not gonna stop Anons from getting hot and bothered in the moment only to back out when it's far from reasonable to.
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>>4449803
>"The Apple app review team won't keep their mouths shut if you kill me"
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>>4450079
>Probably not, but it's not gonna stop Anons from getting hot and bothered in the moment only to back out when it's far from reasonable to.
This. Fuck shiroufag really, they always do this.
They always barking like pigs so shirou can fuck saber. Yet when it's us, they always back out. Why is shroufag always a fucking cuck? Is it in their nature?
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>>4450279
Do pigs bark?
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"Because if you kill me, this war will be far far more boring than it is now." You say with an upbeat tone. "You see, with me around, I can guarantee you that the war will be one of the greatest spectacles you might ever witness! However, without me, I can't see this war becoming anything other than a damp squib." You smile again. "I know what sort of person you are, Shuten. Can't you just imagine the sort of entertainment you have available to you? To watch two sets of Servants battle each other in fights to the death? All while you watch from the sidelines, with the greatest and most delicious alcohol that this world has to offer? I don't imagine that your master mentioned that I'm one of the world's most wealthy men, did he? I can easily procure any sort of alcohol you wish for." You feel the hot breath of Shuten by your cheek for a final time before it grows distant.

"My... You do know how to tempt a woman, don't you?" Her voice sounds a little further away now, and it's no longer a whisper. "You can turn around now, I've decided that I'm going to keep you alive. I was half expecting having to deal with your Servant before this, as was my Master, but I'm not so petty as to force you to call her out just to fulfill my original intentions." You turn around to look at Shuten, and you finally get a good look at the Assassin who still holds your life in her hands, to be discarded and shattered with ease should she so wish it.

[Status Updated!]

You are left without voice as you finally manage to steal a look at Shuten Dōji, and you almost scream in frustration. What the hell? She's supposed to be an Assassin?! No matter how you look at things, there's simply no way that could be right, you know that she was strong in Grand Order, lorewise, but this is just too much! There's got to be some sort of mistake, unless... Oh no. You realize just what has happened, and just how powerful the tiny demon smiling seductively at you a few meters away is because of it. The Fame Boost. Just like how Vlad the Impaler is nigh undefeatable within his own country, Shuten Dōji, an already completely busted Servant, has been summoned with all the strength one would expect of one of Japan's Three Great Monsters. But to think she would be this strong, it's unreal. How on earth could such a powerful Assassin even exist? It completely goes against the spirit of the Class!

"Oho? You seem shocked by my appearance somehow? Could it be that you had lied to me about thinking that I was beautiful?" Assassin seems to grow slightly suspicious of your gawking, and you shake your head in order to come back to your senses. Whether Assassin is tremendously overpowered or not, it hardly matters at this point. If you can convince Shuten to aid you instead of opposing you, all that strength will be used serving you... Or well, serving Shuten, who may have some goals which align with your own.
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"What? Of course not. I was just momentarily stunned into silence by your beauty, is all." You play it off with a quick lie. Well, half life, you really can't deny the beauty of the girl staring at you.

Shuten seems to buy into your half-lie, and giggles. "There's no need to continue flirting with me, you know? I already said I was going to spare you, so there's really no reason for you to keep that act up." She smiles, once more, claiming to have seen through your deceit.

You smile right back at the Oni. "But who said I was acting? You really are an incredibly beautiful woman, Assassin. In fact, you're easily in the running for most beautiful woman that I've ever seen! Of course, you have quite a bit of competition for that title." Between everyone you know, you know far too many attractive women to actually select one as your favorite, at least appearance wise. Each of them are beautiful in their own ways, and it simply wouldn't be fair if you tried to judge any of them on appearance alone. "As for that alcohol, I meant that too! Where would you like me to give it to you?" You even briefly consider the prospect of trying to use Truth Manifestation to make an ultimate alcohol that functioned especially well on Oni, but there's no point thinking about doing that right now, with your reserves running almost on empty.

Assassin just gives you a wry smile as she turns away and begins walking towards the grate. "If you're being truly genuine about your offer, then you can meet me in this alleyway with your offering tomorrow, at eleven pm. Don't be late, or I'll drink you all~ up." The demon turns into spiritual form as she reaches the grate leaving you all alone in the alleyway with naught but your thoughts and regrets to keep you company. You suppose things could have gone worse, but knowing just how powerful Shuten is has shaken you. Not only that, but her Master is somebody who has a clear dislike for you. Could it be Zouken somehow? He's about the only person that comes to mind when you try to think of people that might have death grudges against you.

You sigh and shrug as you walk out of the alleyway, for good this time. When you walk out of the Alleyway, you're expecting to be greeted by your allies, yet you walk out into an empty street. Nobody is around. Not even Illya and her Maids, or Sakura. Everyone is gone.

>Stand around, see if they come back.
>Just head home. They'll wind up at your house eventually.
>Go looking for them, they might've run into danger!
>Call Sakura. See where she is.
>Write-in...
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Wait so what does she look like?
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>>4450371
Also head home. See if one of the servants or somebody can relieve you of your stress
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>>4450371
>>Just head home. They'll wind up at your house eventually.
It's not like we could do anything in a fight
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>>4450378
Hinting at sakura or illya though
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>>4450371
>Call Sakura. See where she is.
>Why'd you guys ditch me?
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>>4450377
She looks like this, Shinji was just too stunned by her status to pay attention.
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>>4450371
>>Just head home. They'll wind up at your house eventually.
>Call Sakura. See where she is.
We can walk and talk.
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>>4450371
>Go looking for them, they might've run into danger!
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>>4450371
>Call Sakura. See where she is.
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>>4450371
>Call Sakura. See where she is.
also things seems to convenient to forget that shuten just killed a bunch of people and deboning it.
Why would she do that? just her whim?
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>>4450371
>Call Sakura. See where she is
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>>4450397
They weren't named characters anyway, who cares?
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>>4450371
>Call Sakura. See where she is.
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>>4450397
you do understand shes chaotic evil correct?
also whilst it was bait to lure you, it doesn't change that she probably enjoyed it
Still worth cumming inside desu
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>>4450371
Voting for heading home WHILE calling for Sakura
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>>4450371
I will change to >>4450389, because walking and talking does indeed sound doable.
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>>4450371
>Call Sakura. See where she is.
>Just head home. They'll wind up at your house eventually.
God these stats are fucking crazy.
These stats are far too good to rightfully belong to an assassin.
Parameters like this combined with Presence Concealment are truly unfair. If she cared to use it at all she'd probably be able to get the jump on Gill and fucking gank him before he has time to register he's in danger. Sneak attacks and catching him off guard are the only ways to properly handle Gilgamesh and an absurdly overpowered assassin would be perfect for that.

>>4450377
>Wait so what does she look like?
Wh-what?
What!
What the fuck do you mean, "what does she look like", I've been posting her almost all afternoon!
>>4450388
I POSTED THIS VERY IMAGE HOURS AGO!
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>>4450405
Oh no, I don't mind about that she's oni she tends to do things like that. I just want to know if she did that by her own of it was her master's order.
And yes it's worth pumping our semen into her. So our priority is Illya, Betty, and Shuten right? Oh and Miyako.
Any lolis that I missing?
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>>4450475
Not a loli but Monica-Just for the hell of it.
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>>4450467
Calm down senpai that's her conceilment being so effective its even fooling some anons.
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>>4450505
I'm just so baffled.
That same Anon himself posted a picture of her.
What did he mean by this?
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>>4450512
The anon probably thought Shinji was surprised by her appearance and not her status, it kinda fooled me a bit too.
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>Her stats
So broken. Fame Boost is no joke.
>Luck ranked down
Interesting.
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>>4450371
>>4450389
Support
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>>4450389
Support. Perhaps we could also tell Sakura about Assassin.
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>>4450515
I'll accept this answer and gladly move on with my life. Have a Shuten you probably could have found yourself online, you've earned it.
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>>4450569
Wasn't the artist the one that was deep into NTRing Gudao? Not that Gudao is a character I could give three shits about per say but still...
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>>4450569
MMMMM. I don't have a Doge reaction pic for this, but I appreciate it.
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>>4450475
Sounds good to me
>>4450574
Yeah. Between the NTR fetish and how totally off her face is I'd say Asanagi's Shuten is on the worse end of her art. At least he drew her body perfect.
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>>4450574
Yup!

>>4450578
I love Asanagi with all my heart, but the man has a same face problem and that is god's honest truth.
If I had more Fishine images I'd post those instead, but I don't feel like editing her out of the doujins he made of her. So what about going to RAITA, Shuten, Sakata, and Raikou's designer for some quality images of everyone's favorite petite paddy wagon. He has "problems" of his own, but I love him too despite it all, truly a based individual.
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>>4450601
RAITA is one of my all-time favorite character designers. His godly work predates his stuff for games, and he's still giving us amazing art for characters like Shuten now.
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>>4450616
Yeah, the man is a legend.
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>>4450371
>Call Sakura. See where she is.
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>>4450371
>Drum into a trash can to wake up Betty
there'll be enough time to sleep in a comfy mansion with comfy pillows and comfy barriers
>Call Sakura
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Come to think about it.
While I still believe that her Master is Zouken there is another person who could have gave her same order and since we have second set of Servants he might have been chosen to partake again. Next time we see Kirei I hope we get a chance to check if he is Master or not.
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>>4450706
+1
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>>4450753
Oh yeah, you have a point there. We need to check him and that french slattern he's been keeping around just to be safe.

In other news apparently there's some type of Shunten Douji event happening in Fate Go right now. There's already a wave of art of her coming out and getting reposted around, so this whole thing has been pretty perfectly timed, huh?
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You fetch your mobile phone from your pocket and begin dialing Sakura as you aimlessly begin to amble back towards your home. Betty is still asleep, her presence slowly following after you in what you can only assume is some sort of spiritual form of sleepwalking. It's a strange thing to get used to, but you suppose that such penalties and quirks are the price of summoning a Foreigner Class Servant, even if you did summon her entirely by accident. Of course, her falling asleep when you're in mortal peril is a drawback you could do without too, but in this case, you're glad that you didn't have a Servant to fall back on. While Betty's parameters might be good in their own right, Shuten is monstrously powerful. The sort of opponent that you would need a Noble Phantasm that would completely erase her like Excalibur or one with a powerful instant death ability like Gae Bolg in order to be put down for good.

You finish dialing the number and wait for the purple haired girl to pick up, thankfully, it doesn't take long before you get a response, and you don't wait for her to greet you before you speak up in an annoyed tone. "What gives, Sakura? You guys all just ditched me!"

"Sorry, Onii-chan, but we were all attacked by an enemy Servant just as Archer came out of the alleyway, I wanted to stay behind and wait for you, but Rider said that we needed to get out of danger, and that the enemy Servant was too dangerous for us to just stand out in the open. I figured that you would be safer if we lured them away from you anyway, and you had your Servant with you, right?" Yeah, you did. However just having Betty with you is only good if she can actually keep herself awake!

You sigh into the receiver. "I suppose that's fine. Nobody got hurt, did they?" You're safe now though, so you need to focus on what matters most, like making sure that nobody got themselves hurt and is in need of immediate medical attention, while you would almost certainly pass out if you healed another person, it's a far more preferable option than allowing one of your allies to succumb to injury. You also elect not to tell Sakura about your meeting with Assassin, you feel like it would just make her feel bad to have failed you like that. After all, if it weren't for your quick thinking in addition to your knowledge about Shuten's personality, you likely would've ended up as the next course to her meal. A chilling thought.
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Sakura sounds hesitant to respond before she does so. "Well, Lancer managed to fend off the Berserker with Rider and Archer supporting him, but he got a little burned because of it. He's fine now though, and Berserker is gone now, they ran off when they realized how many Servants they were up against, I think." That might be the case. Of all the Servants in this War, only Gilgamesh would be arrogant enough to take on three Servants at once. Well, that arrogance is there for a reason, as Gilgamesh could very easily win a battle like that. Even more so if he allowed himself to use Ea. No offense to Lancer, Archer and Rider, of course.

"A little burned? Did you spot anything about their appearance that could've given away their identity?" Getting to look at this Berserker yourself would obviously be for the best, but Sakura might have seen enough of them to give you a clear image of who it might be, and then you can deduce the rest.

"Other than the fact that it was a Berserker who used a lot of fire? Uhmm I didn't get to see what they looked like at all! They were wreathed in too many flames for me to to see through. Actually, even Archer said that he couldn't see through the inferno!" Oh, so even the Servant with Clairvoyance was incapable of seeing this new opponent of yours? A pity. But it's not the end of the world. You'll probably end up needing to deal with this Berserker in the end, after all, and their true identity will likely come in time. Could they have something to do with the evil dwelling in the temple?

"Damn. Ah well, at least we know that we're up against a Berserker related to fire somehow, though while that does shrink the list a little, there's still plenty of candidates that it could be." Fire is quite a common thing for heroes and mythological figures to be related to, after all. This Berserker could end up being practically anybody. Though the timing is a little bit suspicious. Had it not been for this attack by the Berserker, then your allies would've ended up investigating the alleyway and finding you and Shuten, and while her Parameters might be astronomically high, even she wouldn't be able to take the combined assault of Archer, Lancer and Rider working together. The three could potentially fight together with extraordinary synergy. "Well, I'll meet you at the house then, Sakura. Speak to you soon."

"Yeah, speak to you soon, Onii-chan." Sakura hangs up and you continue the rest of your walk back to your home in silence.
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When you arrive at your house, you find that you've managed to arrive back before your allies have. When you walk into the kitchen which for some reason has it's lights on. Who could have possibly decided to leave the lights on at this time of night? It's so late now, that it's looped back to being early! As you walk into your kitchen, you find Monica sitting at a table, having fallen asleep in an incredibly uncomfortable position. The lack of any alcohol around her suggests that this wasn't caused by drink either. Was she... waiting for you?

>Wake Monica up, ask her what she fell asleep at a table for.
>Wrap a blanket around Monica without waking her up, then wait for your allies to arrive back at the house. You want to talk to one of them (Who?)
>Carry Monica up to her bedroom.
>Leave Monica where she is, you need to go to sleep yourself.
>Write-in...
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>>4450784
Ibaraki?
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>>4450786
Carry Monica up to her bedroom. Before you leaver her room give her a kiss on her forehead. Make sure all barriers are good to go and crash.
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>>4450786
>Wake Monica up, ask her what she fell asleep at a table for.
Wake her up, she'll hurt her back sleeping like she is and we should inform her about the sudden influx of women that will be occupying the manor.
It's good to see she's safe.
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>>4450790
We can't just pass out before everyone gets here, Anon.
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>>4450793
I'm sure sakura will wake us up. Let's cat nap on the couch
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>>4450786
>Carry Monica up to her bedroom.
If she woke up, have a talk.
Also make her a cup of coffee or something I dunno.

And the Berserker's probably Ibaraki.
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>>4450794
You don't think Sakura would just wrap us in a blanket and let us sleep? And what about securing the bounded field once everyone gets in like you suggested? Hell we might need to set it so everyone can get in to begin with.
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>>4450797
K, we'll stay up and reinforce the fields when everyone gets back.
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>>4450786
>Carry Monica up to her bedroom.
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>>4450799
Good.
We can debate the pros and cons of waking Monica up or not, but this is definitely not the time for a nap.
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>>4450786
>Carry Monica up to her bedroom
>Kiss her on the check before you head back down to wait for the others. Maybe chat with Betty while nobody is around?
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>>4450788
Possibly.
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>>4450786
>Carry Monica up to her bedroom
>Take a moment to appreciate her body before leaving to wait for the rest
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>>4450786
>Wake Monica up, ask her what she fell asleep at a table for.
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>>4450786
>Wake Monica up, ask her what she fell asleep at a table for.
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>>4450849
>Take a moment to appreciate her body before leaving to wait for the rest
Anon, what is you doin?
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>>4450860
Hopefully drop a hint that we up to smash
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>>4450860
And by that, I mean just watching and then leaving. I can understand the confusion.
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>>4450862
A hint to who, WhatIsAQM? The gal is asleep, she couldn't pick up what you were putting down if she tried.
Also Monica is not for sexual. She's for big sis hangout time! Familiar kisses and high fives only!
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>>4450867
I was thinking on those hentai scenes where the MC stares too much to the pretending-to-be-asleep heroine and stuff and things escalate from there

We can still do familial stuff like (womb) kissing and high fives (after an intense session of primal love making)Besides, someone as strong as her might provide us with an even stronger heir!
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>>4450786
>Wake Monica up, ask her what she fell asleep at a table for.
We need to ask her where was she during this entire shitshow. We also need to know if she is a Master or not.
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>>4450873
>I was thinking on those hentai scenes
Let me stop you right there and remind you that this isn't akun.
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>>4450867
>Also Monica is not for sexual.
she's already past her cake age and still single. The best we could do to her is to have a sensual compassionate mating press sex and impregnate her with a child
That will stop her alcohol habit and will cure her depression.
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>>4450786
>>Carry Monica up to her bedroom.
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>>4450894
>That will stop her alcohol habit and will cure her depression.
Yeah, until we move on to a different gal.
Haremfag, I'm really sorry, but giving a girl the god dick once doesn't automatically cure them of all their problems.
Quite the opposite actually. Your solution is like having Monica trade in an addiction to booze for an addiction to Shinji's cock, something that's going to be a very limited resource when he inevitably routes locks with a girl that looks a third of her age.
And don't you get it into your head there won't be a route lock somewhere down the line. The majority of Anon's might not be able to agree on WHO the very lucky girl will be, but when the time comes there will only be one.
I don't mind the idea of Shinji having had a tryst with Monica at some point, but the time for that has long past. Truly a missed opportunity, but what can yah do?
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>>4450786
>>Carry Monica up to her bedroom.
I am so happy she is not dead bros.
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>>4450923
its not about giving her an addiction to shinji cock, it's about giving her an addiction to a happy, healthy, loving family.
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>>4450923
>Wanting to ease a woman depression means you're a haremfag
You just want Monika to die weren't you?
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>>4450923
Honestly, i'll die on the Monica hill because while others can be best girls, only her can be the best woman.
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>>4450929
>>4450894
This, at the very least give her the assurance that she's cute enough for us and that she's loved more than just a friend. Take her and make her feel like a woman, we don't know what the fuck will happen in the future so at the very least lets give her something to be happy about.

Besides we can always conform her if she's feeling insecure.
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>>4450894
Real talk, we're too old for her. Time to give up.
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>>4450934
So was the mentality of Shuten anon, but here we are.
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I understand that coomers won this vote but can we at least take a look at her hand before taking Monica to bed to make sure she is not a master.
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>>4450944
yeah we can look at her hand... IN MARRIAGE
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>>4450786
>Wake Monica up, ask her what she fell asleep at a table for.
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>>4450929
>it's about giving her an addiction to a happy, healthy, loving family.
Based.
We can and should, do that without fucking her pregnant if you actually give a shit about her rather than what type of god will spawn from her pussy.

>>4450930
Wanting to fuck every girl in the cast makes you a haremfag.
Thinking you can fuck a girl you know you can't be with long term out of depression and thinking you'll get any sort of harem end out of this quest just makes you a fool.

>>4450933
>at the very least give her the assurance that she's cute enough for us and that she's loved more than just a friend.
She doesn't need the assurance that she's cute enough for Shinji to fuck, she's not some love struck school girl. She needs the assurance that we appreciate her, an assurance of her place in our little family as someone of value and importance to Shinji.
The simple fact of the matter is I'm more than sure that Monica isn't gonna win the ShinjiBowl and since a harem route is NOT happening, trying to hint at or push for an intimate relationship with her is just leading her on and getting in the way of potential platonic familial bonding. I'm sure she'll appreciate the sentiment from us just as much, if not more as if we told her we saw her as a potential lover.
>Take her and make her feel like a woman, we don't know what the fuck will happen in the future so at the very least lets give her something to be happy about.
You can do all of this with a friendly heart to heart.
No coom required, just the wholesome bonding we should have been doing for the past two years

>>4450944
Good idea.
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>>4450894
She was a cake in '94, dude. She's mid-30s now. Nobody's interested in that dried up body when we have fresh lolis on hand.
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>>4450952
Rude. Very very rude and cringe.
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>>4450952
Based and redpilled
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>>4450948
all women want to be mothers, even if they dont recognize that. You wouldn't take that from Monica would you anon?
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>>4450955
"redpilled" means pedophile now?
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>>4450944
You are aware that not all Command Spells are guaranteed to appear on the back of the right hand, correct?
Because Shinji is.
While most do appear there, they can sometimes occur in other places.
Like on the arm, or the back. Or in one specific case, the lower abdomen.
That's one of the reasons that means Shirou has to sexually harass Issei or get stabbed to death in the UBW route.
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>>4450958
it always had
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>>4450960
Sounds like justification to go with full TSA inspection to be sure.
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>>4450958
>"redpilled" means pedophile now?
It always has Anon.

>>4450960
Damn it you're right. Thanks for the reminder.
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>>4450960
That's why I voted to wake her up and ask her directly but with votes currently turning not in my favor I'll take what I can get.
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>>4450786
>>Wake Monica up, ask her what she fell asleep at a table for.
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>>4450966
Or we could just ask her.
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>>4450965
>>4450967

...I stand educated.

>>4450786
Get her to bedroom and tuck her in, we can ask her about seals when she wakes up.
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>>4450974
What do you want to ask her about seals, anon?
I couldn't resist.
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>>4450952
to each their own, anon.
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>>4450974
And then she mysteriously disappears again.
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>>4450978
derp. I meant the command spells.
Although if she brings up topic of insulation we could ask if it helps her interact with modern electronics.
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>>4450967
fruit is best when fresh off the vine
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>>4450978
If she wants one. We're rich.
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>>4450985
But a good wine needs some age, anon.
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>>4450988
Best wine is 9 years old
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>>4450988
I want a woman with some melons not grapes
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>>4450948
>Wanting to fuck every girl in the cast makes you a haremfag.
I never say anything about fucking every girl retard. Do you even read my post?
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>>4450996
No
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>>4450996
Honestly, nobody does.
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>>4450996
>Do you even read my post?
Yes.
I've read your other posts too and the list of gals you've found excuses to fuck is getting pretty big for someone that isn't a Haremfag.
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>>4451002
Eh, I'll keep doing it until we can atleast fuck one girl, then I'll stop.
And since you always denying every girl in every chance, I'll keep doing it.
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>quest is literally just all coomers and lolicons now
based and top kek
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>>4451017
>Eh, I'll keep doing it until we can atleast fuck one girl, then I'll stop.
Ok good, I can respect that more than being a Haremfag at least.
>And since you always denying every girl in every chance, I'll keep doing it.
I don't deny every girl.
I, like most people here I assume, have one or two girls that I actually want to win the Shinjibowl, and I, like most people here I assume, don't have enough coom between my ears to howl like a cartoon dog at every stray WAP that Shinji runs into.
...ok that's a lie.
I do howl. I fucking love to howl. Half this fucking thread is me howling at stray WAP. But at the end of the day I'm nothing if not a loyal dog to the girls I genuinely want to win.
That said though, there are things that are more improtant than getting this fictional character's dick wet. Like making sure him and the other fictional characters I love get the happy endings they deserve. Commanding Shinji to make passes at every girl he runs into, for the meme of it or otherwise, is a horrible way to do that. I save the coom for these nice OOC inbetween times so it doesn't end up influencing Shinji's actions in a potentially negative way.
But that's just me though.

>>4451041
Name a Fates quests that wasn't coomers and lolicons from the very start.
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>>4451041
Balanced, as all things should be.
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>>4451042
I want illya, monica, or taiga
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>>4450786
>>Wake Monica up, ask her what she fell asleep at a table for.
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>>4451070
What about Manaka?
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>>4451076
Isn't she yandere for Arthur?
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>>4451076
Based, hopefully she exists.
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>>4451076
1. no guarantee she's involved in this quest
2 fuck no hell no i just learned about her last thread and i aint touching that shit no no no no
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>>4451079
I'm also ready to see Rouge as well.
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>>4451070
>Taigafag
Holy shit, you still exist?

>>4451076
Come linch me if you want, but I'd wish people would shut up about Manaka already.
Watch me fall in love when she actually shows up, but her and Altrouge are girls I've come to develop negative intrest for romantically.
Not to say I'm not excited for them to show up and wreckt shit. But I'm not looking forward to the Manakafags and the Altrougefags poppin out the cut and making Shiroufags look like a fucking joke with their autistic shit.

>>4451078
Yes. That's like, her defining character trait.
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Taiga and shitrou fags are the worst >>4451087
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>>4451091
>Taiga and shitrou fags are the worst
Excuse me?
You can make a cause for Shiroufags and Anti-Shiroufags. You can make a cause for Coomers and Haremfags. You could even make a cause for Illyafags.
But what has a Taigafag ever done to anyone?
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>>4451095
She's a shit character.
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>>4451096
Rude. I disagree.
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>>4451100
You have that right.
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>>4451096
lmao what an idiot retard stupid head lol
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>>4451004
hottest one yet
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>>4451147
Found the welsh.
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>>4451155
CUTE
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>>4450788
I’m betting if Shuten was summoned, the notion of Ibaraki Dōji also being summoned seems rather likely if you ask me.

>>4450786
>Carry Monica up to her bedroom
>write in - give her a little kiss, as a sign of affection (not the romantic kind).
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>>4450786
>>Carry Monica up to her bedroom.
>give her a good night kiss
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>>4451042
>>4451070
We all want Illya at least. Let's focus on that.
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For the sake of my sanity, please pretend that any words with [i] surrounding them are in italics.
My IP changed so I'm unable to use formatting.
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>>4451531
rip
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You can't just leave Monica sleeping at the table like this, she's probably just going to wake up some time in the next few hours feeling incredibly uncomfortable, and you don't want that happening. You've not really spent nearly as much time with the woman as you would've liked as a result of your preparations for the grail war, so actually doing something nice for her like this is something of a rare opportunity for you.

You pick the woman up in a princess carry, and she doesn't stir at all, she's really out like a light. Of course, you aren't entirely sure just how much energy you've really got left. Fatigue has really started setting in now, and you feel like you could very easily fall fast asleep the moment you get into bed. You've had an incredibly busy day, and not just busy, either. You may just have had the most stressful day of your entire life. Between Avenger being stolen, Alan's appearance, the attack from Second Archer, the revelation of Saber Alter, Shirou going missing and of course narrowly avoiding becoming food for an oni, you think you may have set some sort of record for most stressful day ever. You really hope that the next couple of days aren't so terribly stressful for you. With any luck, you'll be able to enlist Caster's help tomorrow. She has just the skill set you need on your side that would allow you to start dealing with a lot of your problems. Of course, the problem you're going to face with Caster is actually getting the damn flighty witch to agree to an alliance. Or, well, finding her at all. Not only is Caster able to basically set up wherever she might wish, you don't doubt that she has some sort of method to make her location impossible to locate through magical divination.

You struggle up the steps with Monica in your arms, the woman isn't heavy, not really, but in your condition, she sure feels like she weighs quite a lot. If you were fresh and full of energy, you could easily lift the woman without the slightest difficulty, but being as tired as you are, it takes most of your effort just making sure you don't lose your grip on her. Perhaps carrying her wasn't such a bright idea, after all? You even think of maybe even reinforcing your body, before you dismiss that idea too. In your condition, all doing something like reinforcing yourself would do would drain the last dregs of your od and cause you to fall unconscious. Not ideal when you're walking up two flights of stairs, there's nothing for it but for you to just struggle, sadly.
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Eventually, you manage to ascend to the third floor of the mansion, and begin the short walk to Monica's room. You don't often visit Monica's room, but she at least keeps the place vaguely tidy. She doesn't seem to drink nearly so much alcohol these days, though she does still have something of a habit of keeping the drink tins after she's finished with them. Maybe there's just something comforting about having metal in abundance around her? She does utilize electricity and magnetism for her magecraft, after all, so having items she can in a pinch use as weapons isn't too terrible an idea, when you think about it. Of course, you don't know if she does it for a strategic advantage, or if she's just too lazy to want to throw her stuff away.

When you open the door to Monica's room, you find the light out. Not to worry, you know the basic layout of her room, so even without a light to guide your way, actually tucking Monica into bed shouldn't be all too difficult. You even consider actually turning the lights on, but there's no guarantee that Monica will remain asleep if you did that, and if she wakes up now, that would really invalidate the point of you having gone through all the effort to get her all the way upstairs without waking her.

You manage to reach her bed without incident, though just as you're about to put the sleeping woman down, in an unexpected motion, the sleeping woman reaches upwards with her previously dangling arms, which rapidly snake around your neck before you can put her down. You take a step backwards out of surprise as she does this, and in that moment, you manage to step on a tin of alcohol, not an empty one, however, but a full sealed tin of beer. Your balance, already thrown off by Monica deciding to hang off your neck like some sort of monkey, is completely lose, and you find yourself tumbling straight onto the bed. It's all you can do to twist yourself and Monica as you fall, so you don't end up crashing into the woman and injuring the both of you!

In the end, you manage to fall on Monica's bed with both of you laying on your sides. Monica's arms are still wrapped around you, and you find yourself unable to separate yourself from the vice grip that she has around your neck, especially not with her body severely limiting your movements. Looks like you're going to be staying... like... this for a while. You feel yourself getting drowsy, and despite your best attempts to remain awake, the softness of Monica's bed, and the warmth of the body clinging to you eventually causes you to succumb to the call of sleep, to the realm of dreams.
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[i]You dream of a man wearing an old fashioned suit. You don't recognize him at all, but he's much much taller than you are. "Ah! There you are Elizabeth! I've been looking all over for you! Don't you realize how worried that your parents are? Where have you been for all this time? The whole town was out looking for you!" The man seems to mean well, but for some reason, you get the feeling that you shouldn't trust him at all, that you shouldn't trust anybody in this town. No, you remember what your cousin told you. You don't have to tell them anything!

"We were just playing in the woods, is all." The man frowns as you give a response involuntarily. This must be the dream cycle then? You must be playing out one of Betty's memories. It's quite the... unnatural sensation, to experience life through the eyes of another while being completely unable to make any decisions. What's even more distracting is that it seems that you're experiencing Betty's emotions during her memories too!

"Listen, Betty. You and your friends shouldn't play in those woods, you know?" The man's frown curves into a menacing smile. "There are monsters in those woods that eat little girls!" It's quite obvious to you that the man is lying, and strangely, the same sentiment was echoed by Betty of the time. It seems as if you, or that is to say Betty, holds some strange form of resentment towards the people of this town. But why?[/i]
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>>4451550
C-cute!
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The dream ends there, and you soon find yourself blearily awakening, though now there's another body tangled up with your own. Monica remains clamped round your neck, but Betty seems to have taken the opportunity of you falling asleep in order to use you as some sort of cushion, her head nestled against your chest. The most bizarre part about this scene however, is that everyone is still fully clothed. Betty wearing her really quite impractical looking dress, you wearing a functional, yet incredibly stylish suit, even if you did manage to take the jacket off back downstairs, and Monica wearing her casual clothing, a white t-shirt bearing the logo of some fictitious sporting company and a plain blue pair of jeans.

As you look about the room, you quickly realize that you might have found yourself in a situation far more dangerous than the one you managed to negotiate out of last night with Shuten. Standing directly above you and serenly smiling down at you is your adoptive sister, who has made absolutely no reaction to your realization that she's in the room. "Sa...kura?" You croak out, your voice still confused from you only having just woken up.

"Sleep well, Onii-chan?" The smile doesn't drop from her face, and the girl exudes extreme menace.

>"I hope you aren't getting any wrong ideas about all this. I can explain everything."
>"It's uh, quite simple. I tripped and landed like this. Then I fell asleep."
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
>Reinforce your body and dive out the window. It'll be easier than trying to explain this.
>Write-in...
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>>4451553
Ask her if she cares to join.
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>>4451553
>Write-in...
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
They're like our family at this point no need to feel embarrassed. Also a good wake up call for sakura so she'll learn to not too attached to us and actually finds some other guy or something.
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>>4451553
>>Reinforce your body and dive out the window. It'll be easier than trying to explain this.
Yeah, I'm not dealing with a Yandere hopped up on Witch Trials.
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>>4451553
>>"I hope you aren't getting any wrong ideas about all this. I can explain everything."
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>>4451553
>>"I hope you aren't getting any wrong ideas about all this. I can explain everything."
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>>4451553
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
Bitch we're all tired as fuck. Give us a break.
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>>4451553
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.

Just taking a nap with our german milf and our puritan loli, nothing untoward that we need to explain away.
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>>4451553
>>"It's uh, quite simple. I tripped and landed like this. Then I fell asleep."
>ask her if she cares to join


yeah our servant is 200% betty Parris
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>>4451553
Uh oh.
>"I hope you aren't getting any wrong ideas about all this. I can explain everything."
We all know this won't work, but it's the cliche line that we have to go for.
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>>4451553
>”its uh, quite simple. I tripped and landed like this. Then I fell asleep”.
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>>4451553
>"I hope you aren't getting any wrong ideas about all this. I can explain everything."
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>>4451553
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
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>>4451553
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
>"It's uh, quite simple. I tripped and landed like this. Then I fell asleep."
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>>4451553
>"I hope you aren't getting any wrong ideas about all this. I can explain everything."
You'd have to be a fool to vote for anything else in this situation.
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>>4451553
>but Betty seems to have taken the opportunity of you falling asleep in order to use you as some sort of cushion, her head nestled against your chest.
...Should we be worried about Betty's curse of hatred? She's visible, and Sakura's looking in her general direction.
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>>4451614
That's, I think why we can't go the cliche "It's not what you think!" route. We gotta keep her attention focused squarely on us, either through anger or incredulity.
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>>4451553
"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
Quickly pull the covers over Betty for bonus not-dying points.
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>>4451553
>"I hope you aren't getting any wrong ideas about all this. I can explain everything."
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>>4451553
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
>"It's been a very long day, I wanted to stay up for your but I must have used way too much magical energy. I everyone waiting downstairs?"
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>>4451553
Justo look at Sakura with semi-open, tired eyes and a too-tired-for-this-right-now face and go back to sleep.

>Why contain it
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>>4451553
>"I hope you aren't getting any wrong ideas about all this. I can explain everything."
Cut before we explain anything we should cover Betty up with a blanket or something.
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>>4451561
Imagine being such a cuck that you want to push Sakura onto another man.
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>>4451553
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
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>all these cucks not wanting to dick sakura
reminder its not even incest and shinji is unrelated by blood to sakura
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>>4451553
"Ah, Sakura. Thank God you are safe."

scramble up and hug her.
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>>4451553
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
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>>4451553
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
BETTY IS CORPOREAL ON TOP OF SHINJI
SAKURA IS RIGHT HERE LOOKING AT HIM
DO THE MATH
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>>4451933
And how is not acknowledging the situation gonna solve this problem?
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>>4451553
>>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
The deadpan here is killing me
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>>4451553
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
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>>4451553
>"Yeah. Actually." Don't even acknowledge the situation, and it might go away.
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>>4451966
We just don't want to act like those usual generic harem protag.
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Care to join?
>>4451554
>>4451581

Deadpan
>>4451561
>>4451570
>>4451574
>>4451605
>>4451609 (Dual vote)
>>4451646
>>4451687 (Blame lack of magical energy)
>>4451796
>>4451815
>>4451933
>>4451984
>>4451986
>>4451993

Run
>>4451563

Explain
>>4451565
>>4451567
>>4451585
>>4451591
>>4451612
>>4451658
>>4451771

I tripped.
>>4451589
>>4451609 (Dual vote)

Stare at her and then go back to sleep
>>4451726

Scramble up and hug her
>>4451808

Think that's everything.
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"Yeah, actually. I did." You respond to Sakura, your voice dripping with sarcasm. "How about you, Sakura? How did you sleep last night." After everything that happened last night, she can give you a break with this. You only barely managed to avoid yourself getting eaten by a little girl damn it!

The frown doesn't leave Sakura's face, and you soon begin to realize that she must be terribly upset, usually, a topic changing joke like that would get her to forgive you, but she's not talking to you at all now. In fact, she's not even paying attention to you. Her focus is actually on the little girl using your chest as a cushion. Your tired mind can't really figure out why exactly she'd be paying so much attention to the girl sleeping on you and ignoring you, it's terribly rude.

You spend a few moments looking at Sakura in silence, her frown growing deeper and deeper as she looks at the sleeping girl and then it clicks. Damn it! You forgot about Betty's curse! In a blur of motion, you get up off the bed, breaking Monica's hold and then you practically roll your Servant and your bodyguard up in the quilt. Blocking off vision towards Betty. If only Sakura had sent Rider to check up on you, thanks to her permanent blindfold, she's probably your only ally that is currently capable of interacting with Betty at all. You need to figure out a way to get Betty to have some sort of greater control over her abilities, she doesn't exactly strike you as the sort of Heroic Spirit that has achieved full mastery over the powers they had in life. In fact, she seems to be very much the opposite, almost as if she has practically no understanding of her own strengths other than the most basic ones.

As you finish hiding both Monica and Betty from Sakura's sight, the two of them apparently both being such heavy sleepers that neither actually manage to wake up from this, despite how rapidly you moved them about, and you grab Sakura's hand. She's blinking now, clearly quite confused with the emotions she got simply from seeing Betty. "Sakura. You really should not look at my Servant, it seems that she decided that sleeping on a bed would've been more comfortable than sleeping in spiritual form. Of course, this means that she also probably forgot all about her curse and the hatred in incites simply by looking at her." Sakura still doesn't look very happy, but the frown is slowly lightening up.
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"Oh. Sorry, Onii-chan. I'll definitely keep that in mind from now on." She sounds apologetic already, and then it occurs that compared to somebody like Illya, who deals with hatred by expressing it vividly, Sakura must have a much higher tolerance for it, this is the girl who can retain a sense of herself even when she's being possessed by all of the evils of mankind, so of course she would be able to tolerate Betty's curse for longer. She also has a habit of bottling her emotions up too. The real question you face here, then, is just how long Sakura has been staring at you, Betty and Monica. "You probably just tried to take Monica-san upstairs to bed and fell asleep during the process, didn't you? I was pretty tired last night myself, so I don't blame you." Of course, it's not difficult to see just what happened last night. The fact that everyone involved is barely actually on the bed at all and everybody is still fully clothed are both obvious giveaways to what must have happened.

"Ah. Well, thanks for understanding, Sakura." You walk over to the closets in order to find a spare blanket. "Well, I'm gonna need to ask you to excuse me now, I need to get Betty to my bedroom before Monica wakes up and I need to go through this rigmarole again." Maybe Touko or Medea can make mystic codes that block the effect? It would certainly be nice not to have to hide Betty away from everybody. She's such a sweet girl, and you're certain she would make fast friends with all of your allies. Sakura nods and leaves the room in silence, giving you the opportunity to extract Betty from the roll of quilt you managed to hide her in and wrap her up like a caterpillar in a silk cocoon.

You then leave Monica's room and practically race up to your own room. The last thing you need right now is to run into anybody else. You also need to get dressed and washed. You aren't about to face the day wearing yesterday's clothing. You've far too much self-respect for that.

As you go about your morning routines with Betty still sleeping soundly on your bed, you think of what you ought to do after you're prepared. You're almost certainly going to have a busy day today, and you want to get things started right.

>Go have breakfast with everybody.
>Go meet up with one of your allies separately to talk with them about something. (What?)
>Call Taiga, ask her if Shirou has shown up yet.
>Call Raiga, ask him to have his men search for Shirou for you.
>Write-in...
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>>4452021
>go have breakfast With everyone
Much as I’d like to ask any of our contacts, present or by phone, to deal with missing Shirou, it’s probably not wise to drop his name while Ilya and her retinue is around. Maybe we should ensure that they stick together at home while we head out looking fir Shirou/Medea/more trouble? It’s not like they are much help in a fight where Servants are involved and maybe we could give Ilya some of Matou times if we have any pertaining to grail mechanics?
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>>4452021
Make pancakes
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>>4452028
>times
tomes, duh
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>>4452021
>Call Raiga, ask him to have his men search for Shirou for you.
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>>4452028
We should go visit Touko first. She is a solution for many of our problems.
She can:
1) Do something about Betty's curse
2) Find Shirou for us
3) Give us advice about temple situation
4) Maybe even find Caster
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>>4452021
>Go have breakfast with everybody.
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>>4452044
Agreed, but having a group meeting/setting a team agenda is first and foremost.
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>>4452044
I support this, but not before checking on everybody like >>4452049 said
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>>4452049
>>4452051
I meant first thing after we leave our house not first thing right this moment. Sorry for confuzing wording.
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>>4452021
>Go have breakfast with everybody
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>>4452021
>call touko and see if she's available, if so pay her a visit (bring betty along), if not go have breakfast
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>>4452049
>>4452049
shouldn't we set the team agenda AFTER consulting with experts, so that we can have a more informed decision?
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>>4452065
Does Touko has a cellphone tho, Mages hate tech stuff right?
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>>4452070
Hmmhmm, you have a point.
I feel like we still should check up on everyone during breakfast. Make sure everyone is holding up alrigh, tell them where we're going and to stay put for future directions. I also say we wake up Monica and tell her what's going on and why there's a bunch of people in our house. Don't want her to wake up in her bed and find Rin using her shower or something.
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>>4452021
>Go have breakfast with everybody.
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>>4452021
>Go have breakfast with everybody.
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>>4452021
>>Go have breakfast with everybody.
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>>4452044
support.
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>>4452021
>Go have breakfast with everybody.
Time for SoL
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>>4452021
>>Go have breakfast with everybody.
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>>4452021
>Go have breakfast with everybody
Its not a FATE story without at least some Slice of Life elements. Let’s eat.
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>>4452021
>>Go have breakfast with everybody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YmRMuRCE9M
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>>4452021
>Go have breakfast with everybody
Poor Sakura, always the first to show interest and gets ignored for other girls as usual.
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>>4452255
How are we supposed to fight on an empty stomach
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>>4452021
>Call Raiga, ask him to have his men search for Shirou for you.
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>>4452021
>Call Raiga, ask him to have his men search for Shirou for you.
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>>4452188
Less that and more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KysWTK5PrM for me, anon
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You quickly finish preparing for the day ahead of you. While you theoretically should be going to school today, you actually planned ahead and had the school agree to you and Sakura taking a two week holiday, so long as neither of you suffer from lower grades in class, of course that won't happen with you, and you can't imagine that Sakura will be that hindered by the loss of school-time either, she's an extremely intelligent woman behind her homely harmless demeanor. You don't know how Rin handled the situation with the grail war and going to school, but knowing her, she's probably planning on actually going to school.

Would it kill her to have the smallest amount of foresight for when it comes to getting herself involved in a deadly battle royale where legendary heroes are summoned from the past in order to do bloody battle for the sake of claiming a magical wish granting cup? Honestly, it's not like it would even be that difficult for her to just organize a few days off either, besides, what the hell does she need to care about her grades for anyway? She wants to pursue further education at the Clocktower! Does she really think that the magi in the Clocktower will care at all about her mundane teacher's appraisal of her intelligence and skills? It just doesn't make any sense to you at all.

Putting Rin's awful lack of strategic thinking aside, you finish putting on a new outfit, though you don't wear nearly as formal an outfit as you wore yesterday. Today, you settle on wearing a dark gray pair of wool pants, a gray long sleeved shirt of a lighter shade than your pants, and a black scarf, it's quite chilly outside and while you can tolerate the cold, you'd prefer to dress for the weather than to just make some sort of fashion statement. Your outfit is both functional and stylish, and shouldn't get in your way at all should you find yourself needing to actually use your martial arts to get out of a situation. Sometimes, words just won't do you any good, after all.

You head downstairs, leaving Betty asleep on your bed. You lock the door to the room as you go to prevent any accidents from happening due to the curse Betty suffers from. Though it seems, from the memory that was shared with you last night, that her curse must've been one that she wasn't born with. Not with how that man reacted to seeing her anyway. Ah well, you consider leaving Betty with a spare key so that she can actually unlock the door when she wakes up, but then you remember that she can just phase through the door by entering spiritual form anyway. You're glad that none of your allies had any difficulty making it through the bounded fields. Had you not given Sakura the power to manage the Bounded Field of your mansion, then you might've had a lot of disgruntled Masters and Servants to deal with. You trust Sakura an incredible amount, and you are certain that the girl will never betray you no matter what.
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"I don't trust you not to try to poison me, Einzbern. I have no reason at all to think that you won't!" As you head downstairs, you can hear something of a commotion in the kitchen. While nobody is yelling just yet, there's clear tension in the air and it sounds like Rin and Sella are having quite the... enthusiastic conversation about who ought to cook breakfast. As you are about to enter the room, standing just outside of it, you can see that only Rin and Sella really seem to care about things, Bazett and Lancer are suspiciously absent. Sakura is sitting at the table, speaking quietly to Rider about something. Illya, Leysritt and Giselle are looking at Sella and Rin fight, Leysritt and Giselle have completely neutral expressions as they watch their sister argue with the twin-tailed magus, while Illya is quite clearly amused by Sella trying to take charge and even more amused by Rin's really quite foolish refusal to allow Sella to do the cooking.

Archer is the first to take notice of your arrival, and he smirks at you. "It's about time you woke up, Master of 'Caster'." The way that Archer says the class title can only mean that he doesn't for a moment buy that Betty is a Caster. But he doesn't really seem to care all too much, even if he doesn't trust you for being so different from the Shinji of his memories, it's not like he couldn't just believe that he managed to stumble into the timeline where Shinji wasn't a terrible person or a terrible magus. It's not like you've really revealed all too much about your magical abilities that would show off just how much potential you have. Regardless, Archer is a third-rate magus anyway, all he's good at doing is making swords. Well, mostly swords, his limits are poorly defined and he can trace shields and whatever else he wants honestly. So long as it's not a Divine Construct, Archer could probably make a copy of it. "They've been at this for a while now. I've tried telling her that it would be stupid if they betrayed us here, but she refuses to listen to me. Honestly, I think she might just want to be the one doing the cooking." He keeps his voice low enough so that Rin can't actually somehow overhear him.
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You simply shake your head as you walk further into the room through the open doorway, properly announcing your arrival to the rest of your allies, who finally take note of your arrival. You address Rin and Sella with a frustrated voice. "Can the two of you please calm down? Nobody here is planning on poisoning anybody, alright? The Einzbern are our allies, Rin, and you ought to treat them as such. At the moment, the goals of everyone in this room align." When you finish speaking it looks like Sella is about to say something smug by the look on her face, so you turn to the maid and take a scolding tone. "And you, Sella. Please try not to be so antagonistic towards Rin. We're all allies here right now, remember? I couldn't care less if any of you don't like each other, but right now, the last thing we need is infighting. Do you think any of us will end up surviving this war if we're all too distracted with each other to focus on our actual enemies?" Sella looks hurt as you turn your attention to mostly address her. It's pretty likely that she did something to instigate this, be it some snide comment or subtle threat. "Now, Rin, Sella. I give you my word that if anybody in this room tries to poison anybody else here, then I'll... deal with them myself." You take the persuasive tone out of your voice as you make your threat, turning your voice deadly cold. You briefly consider promising to kill the offender, but you just don't have it in you to make that threat, even if you don't mean it. You'd prefer if you didn't have to resort to such measures to keep everyone in line, but sometimes you just need to draw a line. It's pretty obvious that at this point, you aren't going to just have everyone begin getting along with no problems. You're the keystone of this alliance. Rin is far too abrasive and quick to rise to the bait, Sakura acts far too passively, Bazett is really only in the alliance because from how she sees it, she doesn't have much choice, and it's really the same story with Illya, there's really no way that she would have agreed to this alliance idea if she still had her own Servant with her.

"I understand. I will refrain from... antagonizing Miss Tohsaka in the future." Sella bows in your direction as you give your orders, she clearly wasn't expecting you to be so harsh, and you can see the foundation of respect in her eyes as she retreats back behind Illyasviel, who still looks amused even after your resolution of the situation.
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"Alright, whatever. I don't know if you've ever heard of the concept of backstabbing, but-" Rin carries on with her idiotic belief that the Einzbern are plotting some sort of betrayal. Even if they were plotting a betrayal, which you strongly doubt at this point, Illya doesn't even have a Servant available to her! Illya might be theoretically powerful as a magus and the maids might be theoretically formidable when fighting together, but without a Servant supporting them, they are easily the weakest single faction in the war.

"Enough, Rin." You silence the girl, who looks outraged as you do. "Look, I know that nobody is entirely comfortable with this situation, but the situation we're in has called for this alliance. So the best we can do is at least try to get along, let's not allow arrogance and stubbornness to get in the way of things, alright? This new alliance of the three families won't fall apart like the original one did, not while I'm still around." You give Rin your most convincing smile. "Please? We could make history here and bring all of our families back to true prosperity." Well, disregarding the fact that the Makiri name under your leadership has amassed more economic power than Zouken managed to amass in multiple centuries. "Now, Sella." You look at the maid, who clearly presumed she was off the hook, then you look back at Rin. "Rin. Please remember that trust is what we need most in this alliance. For if we lose trust in each other, then this entire alliance is nothing but a sham." You really weren't expecting to give a speech before breakfast, but it is how it is. At least it looks like you've managed to get Rin and Sella, and as an extension of Sella, the rest of the Einzbern, to agree to get along a little better.

"Yes, fantastic job, Shinji. An excellent speech, really." Archer claps, and draws attention towards himself. "But you didn't actually manage to resolve anything. This evolved out of a discussion over who should cook breakfast. Naturally, my Master volunteered herself to do so, but conflict quickly arose when Sella decided that Rin's cooking, and I quote, 'would be far too low quality' and 'unacceptable for Lady Illyasviel's consumption.'. My Master decided to respond in kind. This then evolved into an argument that has lasted for about twenty five minutes." Archer's tone is completely deadpan, and his cool observation of the events that occurred prior to you actually coming downstairs embarrasses Rin as well as Sella, who is trying to hide herself away from the rest of the room. "About fifteen minutes after the arguing began, Lancer and his Master decided to go try to find a convenience store to purchase food from." Well, that explains their absence, at least.
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"F-for the record, I also wouldn't have minded making breakfast..." Sakura volunteers herself for the job too, almost out of nowhere. You consider putting things to a vote, but then you realize that Illyasviel's faction would have far too much voting power. It quickly dawns on you that the task of deciding who gets to make breakfast is a decision that only you can make.

>Have Sella make breakfast.
>Allow Rin to make breakfast.
>Give Sakura the task of making breakfast.
>Just make breakfast yourself, it's the simplest way.
>Wildcard! Tell Archer he can make breakfast for everybody.
>Write-in...
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>>4452637
>>Wildcard! Tell Archer he can make breakfast for everybody.
Shirou, make us future breakfast.
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>>4452634
You and archer make breakfast together. Focus on pancakes.
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>>4452637
>Wildcard! Tell Archer he can make breakfast for everybody.
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>>4452637
>>Wildcard! Tell Archer he can make breakfast for everybody.
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>>4452637
>Archer is a third-rate magus anyway
>third-rate magus
>"You're a third rate magus with fourth rate circuits!"
We are Seto Makiri
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>>4452637
>Wildcard! Tell Archer he can make breakfast for everybody.
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>>4452637
>Just make breakfast yourself, it's the simplest way.
Think about it anons, how could anything in our present time compare to the breakfast of the future?
If Archer makes breakfast, the food of our own time will be like ash in our mouths forevermore!
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>>4452637
>Give Sakura the task of making breakfast.
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>>4452664
Then we'll use Truth so we've never eaten the breakfast before. Then we'll eat it for the first time all over again.
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>>4452637
>Wildcard! Tell Archer he can make breakfast for everybody.
C'mon Emiya, be a bro.
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>>4452605
that's not the breakfast track anon
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>>4452637
>>Wildcard! Tell Archer he can make breakfast for everybody.
ARCHAH
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>>4452637
>Wildcard! Tell Archer he can make breakfast for everybody.
>"Come on 'Archer'. Make us breakfast. You're good at this sort of thing... aren't you? Hmmm?" Smirk and do the Shinji laugh at him.
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>>4452637
>Wildcard! Tell Archer he can make breakfast for everybody.
UNLIMITED
PANCAKES
WORKS
TURURURUN
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>>4452637
>Wildcard! Tell Archer he can make breakfast for everybody.
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>>4452637
>>Give Sakura the task of making breakfast.
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>>4452637
>>Give Sakura the task of making breakfast.
As much as I want to hop on the Band wagon, we seem to be ignoring Sakura a little bit. Lets give her some love.
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>>4452748
No archer making breakfast will be epic
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>>4452637
>Write-in...
Get Archer and Sakura to cook. Win some points from Sakura for acknowledging her existence, points from Archer for getting him to live his past cooking with Sakura again
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>>4452778
I'll support this.

Any option where we acknowledge sakura rather than treating her like shes useless is good.
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>>4452778
Switching my vote to this
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>>4452778
Switching to This
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>>4452637
This >>4452778
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>>4452778
Switching to this
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>>4452778
Switching to this.
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>>4452637
>>4452778
Support.
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>>4452778
Switching to this.
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>>4452778
Support
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>>4452778
>>4452637
Yup.
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>>4452637
Switching from >>4452693 to >>4452778
Remember anons: write-in exists for a reason like this
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"Archer, I've had an idea. Why don't you cook breakfast today? After all, if you're so happy to point out flaws, then surely you wouldn't mind cooking?" You smirk at the red garbed Archer, you're fully aware that he's easily the best cook in the room, considering that in cooking skill, you're about equal with Shirou right now, and Archer has god only knows how many more years more experience than Shirou when it comes to cooking. "And actually... Sakura, why don't you assist Archer here? I'm sure together the two of you will be capable of creating a wonderful breakfast." You smirk at Archer, who looks back at you with an unreadable expression. Does he know that you know? Or does he just think that you might know but doesn't want to bring attention to it in case it confirms your suspicions? It doesn't really matter, all you know is that he's probably been shaken just a little by having the situation turned around on him.

Unexpectedly. it's the long purpled haired woman next to Sakura who raises a complaint about having Archer cook. "Really? You're asking the Heroic Spirit to cook? No offense to your decision making skills... Master of Caster." Rider clearly doesn't really know just how she ought to address you, instead electing to go for your formal title within the bounds of the grail war. "But Heroic Spirits... well, they aren't known for their culinary skills, generally." Well, Rider might have a point, if EMIYA was a heroic spirit. You wouldn't ask Rider or Lancer to cook ever. You can only begin to imagine how little skill those two must have when it comes to cooking. In fact, Lancer's skill at cooking probably peaks at roasting meat over a fire.

"Rider, first off, Shinji is fine." You decide to clear that up first. "Second off, I feel like Archer here is the rare sort of hero who might surprise you when it comes to his skill at cooking. After all, not all Heroic Spirits are the same, and some of them are even renowned for their cooking skill." You turn to the red cloaked Archer, who has already begun to move towards the kitchen. "So, which type of hero are you, Archer? Somebody like Lancer or Rider, with no cooking skill?"

"H-hey!" Rider suddenly realizes that you took her comment to mean 'I have no ability to cook, so Archer shouldn't either' which probably isn't far off from the truth. You can't imagine Medusa being a culinary genius no more than you can expect Cu Chulainn to know the difference between boiling and broiling. "I can cook! I did a lot of cooking when I was alive!" You had never expected you would've been able to fluster Rider like this, but you don't give her much of a reaction to her backpedaling.
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You merely smirk at the woman. "Then there's no issue with asking Archer to cook, is there? I'm sure he did just as much cooking as you." Defeated, Rider keeps her mouth shut. She clearly wasn't expecting to be so soundly defeated with only a few words, but you don't really need your decisions being doubted by people who don't have any of the knowledge you have, or even a single clue behind your decision making process. While you like Rider as a character, she still has no idea what to think or make of you. "Now, Sakura. Are you alright with cooking alongside Archer?"

"Of course. I'll make sure that Archer knows where everything is... Is there anything in particular you want cooked though, or should I just leave that up to Archer to decide?" Sakura seems to have accepted your decision to put Archer in command of the kitchen, if only because she too is curious about the culinary skill of the Servant who if anything, has been just a little bit too hasty in moving over to the entrance of the kitchen.

"You know I haven't said whether I was going to cook or not yet." He says wryly. While it might be the nature of a Servant to follow orders, those orders are supposed to come from our Masters, and y-" Archer starts trying to act all mysterious or whatever as he pretends that he's going to refuse your request. You know that Shirou, no matter what he's been through and how much he's suffered would never pass up on the opportunity to cook though, so you don't really pay too much attention to him.

"Archer. Go and cook breakfast." Rin cuts her Servant off mid sentence, completely ruining his little act and forcing him into silence.

After a few moments of silence, the red Archer just sighs and walks into the kitchen without another word. "Are you coming, Sakura?" His voice echoes into the dining room as he calls after the girl.

"If you wouldn't mind, Sakura, could you make some pancakes in addition to whatever Archer decides to make? I don't mind if you only make enough for one..." Your eyes flick over to Illya and then to Sakura herself. "No wait... three people. But I feel like there are a few people here who may have something of a sweet tooth when it comes to food." There's no doubt about it, EMIYA is probably going to make some variety of traditional Japanese breakfast, but you highly doubt that Illya would enjoy that too much, and Betty definitely wouldn't enjoy such traditional fare. While Sakura... Sakura you know for certain has a huge preference for sweet food over savory.

"Understood." She gives you a happy smile and nods as she follows after Archer into the kitchen.
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"So, Rin." Illya gives something of a forced smile as she addresses the twin tailed girl, the sort of smile that you give to somebody that you think you're better than, but you don't really want to offend them. You're just lucky that Rin has less experience at reading emotions compared to you, otherwise that smile could easily cause another argument. "Is there anything... interesting to do in this city?" You quickly realize that Illya is actually making something of an effort to befriend the rival magus. Or well, is at least doing the very minimum to keep appearances up. While you wouldn't say that Illya loathes Rin, there's a pretty obvious dislike between the two young scions.

"Things to do in Fuyuki? Well, if you're bored, you could maybe get an elementary school uniform and spend your days learning some basic facts about the world. I can't imagine you've had a very decent education about it from your family." Rin's suggestion is both mocking and sincere at the same time. For one, you're pretty certain that Rin is as yet unaware that Illya is actually older than she is and that the suggestion of heading to elementary school would actually be fairly insulting. For another though, Rin clearly knows just how poorly the Einzbern must treat their homunculi. Illya practically has no life skills and if she were to be left alone, wouldn't last very long at all.

Sella, offended by Rin's dismissal of Illya's education, almost gets up to berate the twin-tailed girl, but Illya raises her hand to stop her. "No, I don't think that I will." She tries to keep her emotions under control, and is doing a surprisingly good job at it too! Maybe your speech really did have something of a positive impact?

"Actually, Rin. Could you tell me why you're wearing your school uniform?" You question the girl before Illya can say anything else.

"Oh come on, I know you might not be the brightest sometimes, Shinji. But it should be pretty obvious that I'm planning on going to school." There's a certain playfulness to Rin's insult this time. She's clearly just messing with you at this point, but you can't help but smile at her, to show her that her insult had no impact at all.

"Yeah. Why? Surely you've realized that going to school means that our time to actually maneuver about in this grail war is limited to the evening and the night alone? Did you replace your brain with a gem?" You insult her right back, but she doesn't seem to care too much either.

Rin huffs. "Because unlike some people, I actually have an image at school I need to uphold. I can't just go about taking holidays without telling anyone, and I actually have friends at school I interact with! Besides, the rules of the grail war forbid taking action during the daytime anyway. If we got caught doing that, then we'd be made targets for the entire war." Rin tries to take a know it all tone as she explains her thought process.
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"I don't know if you've noticed, Rin? But the entire war is already horribly messed up." You berate the girl. "The last thing the overseer ought to care about is if somebody sees a strangely dressed man wandering around downtown Shinto. This is Japan, remember? We can just say that it's a cosplay outfit and that'll be the end of it." Really, it's a very easy to swallow lie, you doubt that anybody without any magical experience would honestly believe anything is wrong should they actually see a Servant even if that Servant wasn't in casual clothing! Unless that Servant was Berserker, but thankfully, you don't have to deal with the presence of that monster of a Servant in this war. Regardless though, Kirei and his assistant or whoever was accompanying him ought to have enough of a headache just dealing with the additional set of Servants and whatever the hell is happening with the temple. "But whatever, go to school. Just don't be afraid to use your phone to call us for help should you need it."

Rin doesn't look happy as you remind her about the gadget she considers the bane of her existence, but eventually her shoulders slump and she stops resisting the idea of actually using the mobile phone. "I don't get it, why can't we just use a magical form of communication?" She mumbles a little, but you still hear her perfectly.

"Because I can use mobile phones, Rin. Because I don't have an irrational fear of the damn things, and because I have no reason to invent or create something like that. It's all on you to create the actually magical items we need if you wanted us to use something like that." While a magical form of communication wouldn't be terrible, you don't really care about creating something like that. Mobile phones serve just as well and don't require weeks of time and effort to be spent on making a new one.
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Illya, still obviously looking for something to spend her time doing, turns her attention towards you, no longer bothering to ask Rin for help in entertaining herself. "Shinji, do you have any ideas about entertaining things to do in this city?" Illya is probably not expecting to survive the war at all, she's not stupid and knows just what fate awaits her should the ritual actually be completed. At least Acht had the decency to inform her of that much. Of course, what that means is that as far as Illya is concerned, these next few weeks might be her last. So it's no surprise that she's looking for ways to spend it having at least some sort of fun, even if that fun comes at the expense of her own Servant, who is probably suffering right now. Would it really be that bad if you spent a few hours with all your allies together bonding during the day? Even if you can indefinitely continue repairing Illya's link to her Servant, isn't it just careless?

>Suggest having everyone go and watch a movie.
>Suggest going to the arcade.
>Suggest watching anime on the TV.
>Suggest going out shopping
>Refuse to offer up any suggestions, remind Illya that you can't waste any time with Avenger at risk.
>Write-in...
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>>4453090
>Write-in...
steal ruby from rin and give them to illya
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>>4453090
If Rin is only concerned with her image, couldn't we make her a puppet to stand in for her?
Then she'd be able to go shopping with Illya and Sakura. Between two servants the girls should be safe enough, especially if Bazett would join.

Meanwhile we'd be free to do some legwork about Shirou and Medea...
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>>4453090
To the arcade. She loved the Gameboy we gave her.
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>>4453090
>Suggest going out shopping
Illya might prefer to go to an arcade, but shopping is something all the girls could enjoy and there is nothing stopping us from heading to a gameshop to pick up something nice for Illya.
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>>4453090
>Suggest going to the arcade.
She loved the Gameboy, wait 'till she plays the PS2-era classic arcade games!
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>>4453090
>>Suggest going to the arcade.
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>>4453090
>>Suggest going to the arcade
Illya liked her gba
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>>4453090
>Suggest going to the arcade.
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>>4453090
Can we make make Illya play not-Melty Blood?
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>>4453090
>Suggest going to the arcade.
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>>4453090
>Suggest going to the arcade.
Perhaps Illya can finally play the most majestic arcade game on earth.....MARVEL VS CAPCOM 2
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>>4453168
crazy taxi
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>>4453094
Lol based, though I don't think QM wants Prillya in this quest, given that he's ignored every vote to do something with the kaleidosticks so far.
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>>4453090
>Suggest going to the arcade.
>Suggest going out shopping
"Hey Ilya, after breakfast I want to do a thing or two, but after that we can go play at the arcade and then shopping. Maybe for the latter we can have Sakura, Rin and even Miss Bazette accompanying us, how about it? I've heard girls are all about clothes."

Let's make sure Betty gets pampered with pancakes, too!
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>>4453090
>Suggest going to the arcade.
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>>4453103
Adding to go shopping after. I want to spoil the girls. Also we'll end up in the dressing room with Betty since no one else can see her.
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>>4453090
>>4453097
Support.
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>>4453090
>>Suggest going to the arcade.
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>>4453181
We've never gotten a majority on them
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"How about the arcade?" You suggest to Illya, who doesn't look as if she has the faintest clue as to what you're actually talking about. You decide to explain things a little more for the girl. "You remember that game I gave to you back when we first met?" You can see Sella's eyes narrow behind Illya as she stares at you, the glare she's giving you is one of pure loathing. Looks like somebody didn't appreciate your gift to the girl. "Well, think of something like that, but an entire building full of games instead!" You try your best to sell Illya on the idea, not that you really need to, she seems to have fallen for the idea at the very moment you mentioned the similarity it had to the game you ended up giving her... She must've really enjoyed playing on the handheld games console you lent her.

"No, absolu-" Sella attempts to answer for Illya, but is immediately and instantly cut off.

"That sounds like an excellent idea! We'll do that after we've had breakfast, I think. Sella, you ought to go back to the Castle with Leysritt today. While this place is well fortified, I'd prefer if we didn't just leave the Castle completely undefended, OK? Giselle will stay here to make sure that nobody infiltrates Shinji's mansion, but the two of you will need to make sure that nobody decides to start squatting in our castle." Of course, the only person who has the capability of doing such a thing is Caster, and if she decides that she wants to take control of the Einzbern Castle while rewriting their Bounded Fields to only respond to her, there is very little that two homunculi without magic resistance could do to stop her.

Leysritt bows as Illya gives her order, and prevents Sella from defying Illyasviel any further by responding. "I understand. Sella and I will make sure that the castle is safe." She's characteristically almost emotionless as she gives her response to Illya's orders, while Sella looks like she wants to protest. Giselle stands idly by as she watches the two of her sisters, detached from the whole situation entirely, it seems. You wonder what she's thinking about.
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"B-but if a Servant shows up again, don't be afraid to run away from them, OK? The two of you are more important to me than the condition of a building. A building can always be repaired." Illya tries to get her two maids to agree not to throw their lives away, to Illya, despite Sella and Leysritt merely being models of homunculi that the Einzbern could easily grow copies of, she thinks of them as friends. Dear companions that she cares for deeply. So while both Sella and Leysritt might be of the opinion that they are easily replaceable, Illya pretty clearly thinks otherwise. Though that might just be as a result of Illya having a higher capacity for emotional intelligence than the two of them. Sella, despite not being anywhere near as stunted as Leysritt is emotionally, has still got almost no sense of self-worth. She'll happily throw away her life if it was for Illya or the Einzbern's sake.

As this is all going on, it seems that Monica has finally decided that now would be a good time for her to get up, and the room goes silent as the unfamiliar woman just walks straight into the room and pays absolutely no attention to the presence of either Rider or the Einzbern at the table, instead opting to just sit down and yawn. The room goes silent as a woman who nobody in the room save Rin and yourself is familiar with just casually takes a seat across from Illyasviel. She looks at the new arrivals for a moment before stretching. "So, you must all be here about the grail war, right?"

The woman receives no response from the rest of the room, who are baffled by how lightly she's taking the whole situation. She's still wearing the exact same clothing she had on when she fell asleep yesterday. "Ah, yes. Monica, this is Rider." You gesture at the woman sitting at the table, who is just quiet as she observes the new arrival. "And this is Illyasviel von Einzbern and her three maids." You proceed to introduce Illyasviel, but you opt out of introducing the maids. You don't want to keep talking as having to try to introduce everyone anyway. "Sakura is in the kitchen cooking alongside Archer, and another of our allies, a woman called Bazett and her Lancer apparently went out shopping for food a little earlier." You give the woman a brief rundown of the status and identity of your absent allies, so she isn't taken by surprise.
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"Uh-huh. You know, I wasn't really expecting a legendary heroic spirit to look so... uh..." Monica's attention is focused solely on Rider. "Well, I always imagined that heroic spirits would look more regal... or intimidating, and not quite so..." She seems to disapprove of Rider's skimpy outfit. It's really not the sort of attire that one should be wearing at the breakfast table, you can agree with Monica about that much. But then it's not like Rider has actually had the opportunity to purchase any casual clothes yet. Maybe it might be an idea to do that later today too. In fact, it might also be an idea to ask Touko for a pair of Mystic Eye killers for Rider. She probably has a spare pair lying around nowadays, just in case Aoko decides to rob her for them again. Of course, you had planned on visiting Touko at some point today anyway. She might have some advice for how to get through this damn war. "Anyway, I need to talk with you about something, Shinji." She looks about the room, mostly at Illyasviel. "In private."

>"Can't it wait until after breakfast?"
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
>"Can't we just talk about it here? I'd rather not keep secrets from my allies."
>Write-in...
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>>4453645
>>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
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>>4453645
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
Poor Rider gets bulied by everyone
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>>4453645
>of course, I’ll be just a moment
Lets keep it brief so the pancakes have no chance of getting cold. But better hear her out in private in case she’s about to go “by the way, Shirou stopped by and was asking for you” Or something similarly damning.
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>>4453645
>>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
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>>4453645
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
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>>4453645
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
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>>4453645
>>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
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>>4453645
>>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
I was thinking and after reading >>4453656
, Shirou'll probably be targeted by other servarnts. Should we have Monica trail him and give him a hand if he is in problems, as well as giving us info about his doings? At the very least she'll be doing something considering I don't think she'll do much without a servant. Which also leads me to questioning her about her whereabouts and if she's a master also.
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>>4453645
Of course I'll be just a moment.
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>>4453645
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
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>>4453645
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
she is pregnant with our child :)
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>>4453645
>>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."

>>4453833
UUUUURRRRRRRRRR
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>>4453645
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."

Shes a fucking master.
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>>4453645
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
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>>4453645
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
>then proceed to teleported to tohsaka mansion, steal ruby the put it into illya's without her or anyone knowing
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>>4454081
>Not politely asking for Ruby
Some people I swear
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>>4454084
when ruby sees our unextraordinary circuits, it'll choose us as a magical girl instead of illya, so no.
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>>4453645
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."
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>>4453645
>"Of course, I'll be just a moment, everyone."

This better be about Shirou.....no seriously.
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>>4454088
I don't see the problem, actually.
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>>4454088
No man should hold that much power
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>>4454159
>>4454226
How can rest of the cast even compare?
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"Of course, I'll just be a moment, everyone." You excuse yourself from the room and follow out into the hallway after Monica. What could she possibly want to talk about? You had imagined she had something important she wanted to share with you from how she stayed up yesterday, but why is she being so private about it? It can't really be of such importance that you need to keep it secret from Rin, Rider and Illya, can it? Well, you'd probably do best not to try to judge Monica's competence when it comes to stuff like this. You're just going to have to trust her own judgement to see what exactly it is she wants to talk about. Besides, it's not like it'll take that long for her to tell you whatever it is that she thinks is so important.

You shut the door behind you and keep walking until you're a few meters away from the dining room, you don't want to be overheard, after all. You turn to the older woman with a curious expression. "So, what's up Monica? You aren't a Master, are you?" You get that out of the way first off.

"What? No, of course not." Well, that's a load off your chest. You had slightly worried about that possibility. While you know you can trust the woman, if she had summoned a Servant, they would have been a completely unknown quantity and you wouldn't have been able to accurately assess them unless they were a Servant you were familiar with. "I actually wanted to talk with you about some of what I found out yesterday." Monica finally reveals her reason for wanting a private conversation.

"What do you mean?" You're a bit confused by her having anything to talk to you about at all. What could she have found out?

"Well, we both knew that the grail war was starting up, so I decided that I'd do some scouting to try to find out about our enemies... or, potential allies. I hope you didn't forget that I'm on your side too." Monica was just... of on her own doing her own scouting mission then? Isn't that dangerous? She could've been caught and hurt! Or worse, killed! While you are thankful that she went out of her way to do this for you, it's still reckless for a human to act rashly in a town full of Servants.

"You did? Did you find anything out then?" Of course that she put herself in danger doesn't mean you aren't going to take advantage of whatever information that Monica has managed to gather. Information in a grail war is worth more than anything else.
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"A few things." Monica smiles at her own success. "I had wanted to tell you my findings as soon as possible, but you didn't get back before I... uh, fell asleep." She looks embarrassed for a moment and her voice drops to a whisper. "I ought to... thank you for carrying me up to bed last night." Yeah, that's not the only thing that you did either, but she probably doesn't need to know about how she clamped onto you like a vice. "Right, first things first. I have some information about some of the Servants. I saw a Saber wearing a blue dress fending off a Berserker that I couldn't get a good look at because of the flames surrounding her." Monica decides to quickly move on based on your expression that you hadn't had anything new revealed to you. "The two were roughly equally matched, and I think I saw the Master of the Berserker on the sidelines at one point. A... what's the word? For one of those shaman girls?"

"You mean a miko?" You offer the woman the the correct term she's after. Though a miko? Did they come from out of town or something? Fuyuki has a Buddhist temple, so they are either cosplaying or came from out of town still wearing their official uniform for some reason.

"Right, that's the word. She was wearing that sort of outfit and she just looked sort of worried about things, not panicked like you'd expect somebody not involved in the war or magecraft in general to be. I considered dealing with her there and then but I thought better of it." She shrugs, she very likely could've ended the life of Berserker's master right there if she wanted to, there's not many people who can survive being shot by the sort of electromagnetic rail gun projectiles Monica is capable of firing. "The fight ended when the Saber just disappeared in a flash of light. At first I thought it might've been some sort of an attack, but then she didn't show up again." You're glad that Monica hasn't just decided to become a relentless assassin when it comes to dealing with the enemy Masters. For all you know, you might need them alive. But that flash of light and Saber vanishing is concerning. Of course, it could've just been Shirou using a command spell to get Saber away from the fight. You haven't talked to the boy you can easily call your best friend since the war began, so you don't know what his current status is. That he ended up summoning Saber early without even being informed of the need however is also another cause for concern. "Anyway, that wasn't all that I saw anyway, that was just a fight I managed to spy on." She seems happy that she has managed to accumulate so much information.
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"Alright then, what else did you manage to find out?" While the knowledge that Shirou and Saber fought that same flaming Berserker that your allies fought with last night is somewhat useful, it doesn't explain what happened to him. In fact, the fact that Saber disappeared in a flash of light just creates more questions that you don't actually have the answers to. How frustrating.

"Well, later on, I saw what I can only imagine was a Saber wearing full plate armor and a helmet that concealed their face. They didn't have their Master with them though, and they seemed to be looking for a fight. So I didn't stick around too long to observe them in case they somehow spotted me." Understandable, Servants almost all have superhuman senses, so sticking around to observe one is just asking to get yourself caught and executed for spying. "All I remember about this Servant is that there were a few red accents on their armor. It was too dark to get a good look at them, sadly.

"How did you know it was a Saber then?" It seems odd for Monica to just assume that this enemy would've been a Saber without having actually gotten a good look at them.

"They had their sword drawn and at the ready. They were pretty obviously looking for a fight." Monica just shrugs again.

"Right." That makes... a lot of sense. Though it might be more pragmatic for a Servant to keep their primary armament hidden away until a fight starts, it's not really that strange for one to be rash enough to reveal their weapon to their enemy. Especially a knight, really, you can't imagine that a chivalrous knight would enjoy deceiving their opponents by hiding their weapon away from them. Well, unless their weapon was one of such incredible fame that the mere sight of it would reveal their identity to their enemies. Excalibur is that famous, after all.

"Anyway, the last thing I needed to tell you was about the uh... the warehouse." You narrow your eyes as you recall what Archer told you about what went on inside the warehouse you visited. "Oh good, then you're already familiar with it. That saves me at least some of the trouble of explaining what I found out about the... uh... victims." The whole situation is making Monica uncomfortable for some reason, not really the sort of reaction you would have expected from a woman who has years of experience working as what is effectively just a killer for hire. But then again, everyone has their lines that they won't cross. Seems that Monica's line lies at the harming of children.

"Go ahead, Monica." You get the feeling that you'll want to hear this, no matter how morbid the subject might be. This is almost certainly of great importance to the war.

"Well, I did some research into them, and there was only a single thing that linked each of them together." There's a deep frown on her face.
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"What's that?" Monica takes a deep breath as you press her to finish her explanation, she very obviously doesn't want to finish telling you what she found out.

"All of the victims were from families with two children. Two sons, to be specific. The murdered son was always the younger brother. So, we've either got a serial killer with a very specific target on the loose in the town..." Monica says, and while she's trying to hide it, you can see that her forced calm is hiding a very angry woman.

"...or somebody needed to sacrifice younger brothers in a ritual." But for what purpose? "This... I don't know what this might mean, but whatever has happened, we need to find the person behind this..."

"...and kill them." Monica finishes your sentence for you. You were going to say 'stop them' but you suppose that that works just as well. Whoever was monstrous enough to orchestrate the killings in the warehouse isn't the sort of person who deserves to continue drawing breath.

"Thanks for telling me all this, Monica. I really do appreciate it." You hug the woman in gratitude, and also in an attempt to calm her down from the anger she's clearly feeling about what went on in the warehouse. You've never actually asked Monica about her past in great detail, she's always kept it to herself so you can only imagine it was quite an unforgiving upbringing that she went through. You have no idea just what sort of suffering that the woman has gone through. But you don't just get to be as strong as Monica is by chance normally, so you can only begin to imagine what sort of terrible things that her parents ended up doing to her and how it might just tie into her current reaction the the events that unfolded in the warehouse. You remain there, hugging Monica for a few seconds in silence. You really have come to see the woman as something of an older sister, even now.

>Continue hugging Monica until you are certain she has calmed down.
>Break away from the hug and go have breakfast.
>Ask Monica if she can get you more information on something specific. (What?)
>Ask Monica if she can track down the Master of Berserker and set up a meeting.
>Ask Monica if she can find that other Saber again and relay their location to you.
>Write-in...
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>>4454377
Hug her some more then ask her to track down Saber.
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So Saber is Mordred right?
Also warehouse murders make me think of Cain.
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>>4454377
>Ask Monica if she can find that other Saber again and relay their location to you.
That's mordred right there.
There's a lot to do here, I need the list of "what to do" priority list.
I'll let other anon do the vote.
I personally want to know mordred situation, but there's illya with her avenger, missing medea, and shirou.

Shirou sounds okay at least, so he should be okay in the mean time.
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>>4454387
Yes.
It begs some question though. Why is there 3 saber?
There's saber alter, shirou's saber, and mordred.
Monica sees saber fighting berserker which means that happened before our encounter with shuten. And by her description, it was the same berserker that sakura's group fought.

And based on that, I don't think saber alter we encounter is the same as shirou's saber.
But 3 saber is a bit unlikely right? Does that means mordred isn't a saber? Can anyone correct me if I'm wrong with this?
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>>4454377
Continue hugging and mention how glad you are to see her.
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>>4454392
>But 3 saber is a bit unlikely right? Does that means mordred isn't a saber? Can anyone correct me if I'm wrong with this?
How about two sets of Servants and Team Alter made out of participants of previous wars?
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>>4454392
>>4454396
As I said before in this thread I believe servants at the Temple are just copies of previous War servants or something.
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>>4454396
>and Team Alter made out of participants of previous wars?
yo that sounds plausible actually.
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>>4454388
Visiting Touko should be our number one priority. She can solve a good chunk of our problems including finding Shirou.
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>>4454377
>>Ask Monica if she can get you more information on something specific. (Shirou)

If that theory about the alter servants being copied I will be happy. Wait that means gilgamesh alter aaa
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So here is priority list the way I see it:
1) Visit Touko (super useful), Get Shuten on our side (just buy alcohol for Her as we promised)
2) Find Shirou (with Touko's help or otherwise), Get Mordred on our side (just tell Her we can arrange a duel with Arthuria for Her)
3) Find Caster (I don't think we can), Find Berserker and miko (they are not really relewant right now)
4) Free Avenger ( We have 2-3 days before we need to do it)

Tell me if I missed something.
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>>4454418
I know there is nothing to back it up but I believe only servants that died can get summoned at the temple.
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>>4454377
>>Continue hugging Monica until you are certain she has calmed down.
>>4454387
Well it fits.
>>4454419
I approve of this list.
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>>4454377
>Continue hugging Monica until you are certain she has calmed down.
Hug the railgun milf a lot in case she gets offed by bullshit
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>>4454377
>Continue hugging Monica until you are certain she has calmed down.
The chances of Sakura murdering us is high, but cake hug is good hug, also supporting >>4454419
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>>4454377
>Continue hugging Monica until you are certain she has calmed down.
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>>4454422
Saber?
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>>4454480
Died from mana exhaustion from using an empowered Excalibur on the grail.
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>>4454480
I meant to say "died in the last war". Sorry for confusing writing.
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Given how Monica`s magic works and how Truth seems to be able to boost others and make it hurts only specific targets how about doing this?
We use money and connections to build giant metallic rod near Ryuudou temple and connect it to strengthened power grid creating one giant Tesla Tower-Lightning rod.
We buff it, Monica and make it hurt only "Altered Servants" to avoid casualties. And just use it to fry every Servant in temple save for Avenger.
Given how she trashed Matou mansion this should not be out of question.
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>>4454489
Didn’t she fight gilgamesh in the fire though
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>>4454377
>Continue hugging Monica until you are certain she has calmed down.
queue sakura walking in on them.
we truly are a romcom anime protag
>>4454392
what? you're speaking nonsense.
this is the timeline for saber
>shirou summons saber
>saber vs berserker
>saber is command spell recalled
>something happens to shirou and saber is BLACKED into saber alter
>we face saber alter at the temple

why does everyone keep pushing the three sets of servants meme.
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>>4454392
Mordred could be shirou's saber.
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>>4454520
I still think that Shirou's saber is not Arthuria.
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>>4454377
>Continue hugging Monica until you are certain she has calmed down.
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>>4454521
I believe Monica just told us that Shirou was with Saber dressed in blue while Mordred has affinity for red color.
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>>4454525
Monica didn't see saber's master.
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>>4454527
You are correct. I must have misread this.
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>>4454528
I still think the most likely possibility is that shirou summoned saber and she got altered.
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>>4454529
My theory is that temple servants are copies of servants who died in the last war.
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>>4454521
>>4454527
yes, but it's unlikely that artoria saber is summoned by anyone other than shirou.
Besides, Mordred goes out looking for a fight without her master, shirou wouldn't let her roam freely if he's the master.
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WHY dont we have a giant orgy to powerup archer then he could just gilgamesh everyone
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>>4454529
This is the better option. If not then niggas out there just outright summoning alters and that's fucked.
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>>4454565
niggas out there stopped the fucking time. Anything is possible at this point.
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>>4454377
>Two sons, to be specific. The murdered son was always the younger brother.
FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

SOMEONE'S SUMMONING CAIN
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>>4454572
What class would Cain be?
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>>4454573
Berserker or Avenger I imagine.
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>>4454574
what if illyas avenger was cain
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>>4454579
But he was at the temple. He couldn't kill those people.
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>>4454584
true true true true
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>>4454574
Wait but the miko has berserker and Illya has avenger three sets of servants???
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>>4454573
>>4454574
He's the first killer of humanity right? Shouldn't he be an assassin?
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>>4454589
It was from fury and anger and jealousy
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>>4454377
Take Monica to breakfast.
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>>4454596
>Take Monica to a date
That ought to tranquilize her
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>>4454377
>>Ask Monica if she can find that other Saber again and relay their location to you.
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>>4454377
>>Continue hugging Monica until you are certain she has calmed down.
>ask her on a date
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Changing my vote >>4454469 to this >>4454623
, I don't care if its the minority, I will die on this hill
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>>4454377
>Continue hugging Monica until you are certain she has calmed down.
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>>4454377
>Ask Monica if she can find that other Saber again and relay their location to you.
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Bros I want to make Monica a mother...
Is it still a harem if you just impregnate each waifu for the sake of eugenics?
We could make dozens of supermagi.
Imagine if we incarnate Rider or something and give her kids.
Tl;dr tags: impregnation.
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>>4454760
uhhh
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>>4454760
If You want to produce a generation of supermagi we should breed Medea. Age of gods witch plus our genes would make crazy strong kids.
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>>4454760
We should focus on a small list, but with the core characters first/the closest to us and then we can go wild. Focus first on:
>Monica
>Betty
>Satsuki
Baby steps, anon. These three covers the fundamental basics.
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>>4454769
What about Sakura. She is closer to us than Betty and Satsuki.
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>>4454768
Medea, Arturia, Medusa, Aife, Shuten
Just about any of them will give us totally busted kids.
Shuten most of all, though she'd be a terrible mom.
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>>4454769
>satsuki
>core characters
Yea nah.
going by priority list
>Illya
>Betty
>Monica
>Rider
>Medea
>Shuten
>Arturia
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>>4454775
I don't know man, she's kinda crazy and I feel the chances of her going full yandere on us if we try to go the harem route would skyrocket. It'd be better if we first try and establish the harem first and then see Sakura's reaction to it. As I said, it's not that I'm denying not to include more but right now, baby steps and being careful should be our priority, THEN we can think of our next step.

>>4454779
Isn't Satsuki already with the "he's my boyfriend but out of town" thing? She'd be an easy target, much easier than Illya and the rest. Shuten could be good for a pump and dump

>Artoria
pic related.
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>>4454783
Sakura is okay with sharing Shirou in canon. As long as we don't go for Rin she shold be okay with sharing Shinji too.
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>>4454786
Thing is that's Shirou and we are Shinji. Again, re-read my post, I'm not saying no, I'm simply stating that we should go slow on this and go for the ones that will give us less problems. Sakura is volatile and might not react the same as she did in the original F/SN, I'm simply saying to see her reaction first and then proceed from there.
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>>4454789
DESU I don't really care who we romance if anyone at all. I will be satisfied as long as we get to finish this quest without throwing it in the process.
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You keep hugging the woman in an attempt to try to calm her down. For whatever reason, something about her recounting of what she discovered about the warehouse has affected Monica on quite the personal level, so you just continue hugging the woman until you're certain that she's no longer so upset. This... takes about a minute, or at least it's about a minute until Monica finally stops hugging you back and you release her from your hold. "Are you OK, Monica?" You've spent enough time with the woman to know just when she's feeling upset, even if she does do an excellent job at hiding her emotions most of the time, she has rare moments of weakness like this.

"I am now, thank you... Shinji." The woman clears her throat as she breaks away from your embrace. "Sorry, I don't know what came over me there. It's just I..." You hold a hand up to stop the woman from talking any further. While you would like to know just what brought about this moment of emotional weakness in your normally quite stoic bodyguard, it's not worth knowing if she's going to force herself through severe emotional harm in order to tell you. Whatever happened, if it's going to cause her further distress to reveal now, it can wait until she's more comfortable with idea of discussing it. After all, even if she might feel pressured into revealing it right now, she needs to actually adapt to the reality of discussing things with you.

"You don't need to tell me about anything right now, I'm not going to pry, but if you do need to talk to somebody about something, just remember that I'll always be there to talk if you need me..." You pause in thought. "...and don't be afraid of potentially ruining the home phone by calling me either, if I'm not home." You truly do mean what you say to Monica. For all that Monica has been there for you as a bodyguard, even if her presence alone was enough to deter any direct attacks from Zouken over the past years so she didn't actually need to do much physical work, you still want to give her some sort of recompense for always watching out for you and by extension Sakura. By that of course, you mean pay her back in the non-monetary sense. You do in fact pay Monica quite a large sum of money for her services, though she's really not a big spender... it really makes you wonder just how she kept running into debts when she was still actively taking missions and freelancing. Guess she must've just had a run of bad luck.
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"Alright. Alright. I'll... tell you at a better time." Monica gives you a fairly awkward smile. "Shall we go back and get breakfast? You shouldn't keep your allies waiting, you know." Monica clearly doesn't think all that much of your allies, but then again, it seems that you might be destined to be surrounded by quarreling women. You're sure that Archer and Lancer will draw no end of amusement from the suffering having to deal with this coalition is emotionally frail women you've gathered will end up causing you. Even Monica is clearly not altogether there when it comes to her emotional state, even if she does a better job at hiding things than Illya does. Sakura might've been freed from her torment earlier than she otherwise would have been, but almost a decades worth of suffering is still going to have given her a great deal of trauma. Then there's Rin, who not only has a terrible case of acting like a tsundere as some sort of defense mechanism, but she also doesn't seem to know if she wants to be a magus or if she wants to be a high-schooler, of course, that brings you onto the last Master of your alliance. Bazett, who despite appearing to be an emotional rock at first glance, is both insecure about herself, and really terribly lonely.

You almost sigh as you realize that that's only the humans in your alliance, and even then it's not including Illya's maids, who each are their own problem when it comes to their emotional intelligence. Your gaze lingers on Rider for a moment before you look away from her. Yeah, there's so many issues with Rider emotionally that you don't really want to even go there. You need to be a very... special type of person to go around happily wearing what is basically just a straight up BDSM outfit. Not to mention that she's also something of a masochist, thanks to how her sisters treated her... Before she ate them because she became a monster because she wanted to protect them that badly. Alright, Medusa's life is a colossal mess, even compared to most heroic spirits, she got a raw deal. For Medusa, there wasn't a prince who came to save her, in fact, the prince in her story came to decapitate her and took her head as a trophy. Medusa... Medusa had a hard life.

As everyone takes a seat at the table, you find yourself sat next to both Illya and Monica. While you do have a proper meeting hall with a seat reserved for yourself, you never thought that applying such rules to times when everyone is eating together would be a good idea. After all, this is an excellent time to have everyone bond together, if everyone is eating at the same level on the same table, then it might promote a sense of camaraderie in your allies.
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Eventually, Sakura starts ferrying the breakfasts out of the kitchen, and after some prompting from you, places the pancakes in front of Illya as well as her own table. You excuse yourself from the table for a minute as you wander off upstairs to go check on your sleeping servant, if she's awake, then she can just eat in your room, but if she's still asleep, then you suppose that the girl will just have to have cold pancakes. God knows you can't think of any ideas on how exactly you're supposed to wake her up without going to great extremes in an attempt to do so, and you don't think either you or Betty would enjoy it if you tried throwing her out the window in order to try to get her to wake up. After all, if it didn't work, you'd feel like a jerk, and if it did work, you'd feel like a jerk and you'd have to explain to your Servant why you threw her out of a window.

She's still asleep as you walk in, so you end up just placing the pancakes on the bedside table. Hopefully, the aroma will wake her up. You can tell from the smell alone that the pancakes are of the highest possible quality. Of course, you don't know what else you were expecting when you asked Archer to do the cooking. The man is at a level potentially exceeding even the greatest chefs alive on the planet right now. While Archer's killing skill has been honed to near perfection thanks to countless years working as one of Alaya's dogs, he's almost equal in cooking skill thanks to a combination of raw natural talent for cooking as well as hours upon hours of practice... and he's probably got some way to cheat by tracing kitchen knives and using the recorded experience in them or something.

You ruffle your Servant's hair for a second before you leave the room and let her sleep in peace, you don't think the pancakes will be anywhere near as delicious should she eat them cold, but they would at least still be delicious. Especially to somebody like Betty, who has never eaten modern food before. When your palate is set to food from centuries ago, modern delicacies must be a true treat. Or you can be Saber, who can be enraptured by being fed a single baked sweet potato. Then again, Saber is something of a glutton... one of the few traits one might expect of a dragon shining through her normally composed and regal persona. Well, that and the fact that the woman absolutely despises the idea of losing, be it a matter of her pride or what, Saber will try her absolute hardest to win at any challenge, task, or even game that she ends up partaking in.

Heading back downstairs, it sounds like your allies have started to talk amongst themselves without you again, though at least this time, there's an air of civility about everything, and it sounds more like an actual discussion than it does Rin making a nuisance of herself. You can only hear faint mumblings through the door, but it's pretty clear that they are talking about something.
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Curious, you reinforce your ears, and with it, your ability to hear what's going on on the other side of the door. "-think of Shinji?" You catch the tail end of Illya apparently asking an open question to the table, albeit in a hushed voice. This could be an excellent opportunity to discover just what it is that your allies think about you! Of course, you doubt that any of them are going to be honest with each other here, but you never know. Listening in might give you some more idea on how well you are actually doing when it comes to keeping things together.

>No, it's not worth it just walk in and go eat your breakfast, even if it means interrupting their conversation.
>Well, you can hear them, so what's the worst that could happen if you just listened in a little bit?
>Walk away. They can have their girl talk in peace, and Archer can suffer through it.
>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
>Write-in...
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>>4455215
Listen in
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>>4455215
>>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
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>>4455215
>>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
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>>4455215
>Well, you can hear them, so what's the worst that could happen if you just listened in a little bit?
Stealth-mode activate
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>>4455215
>>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
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>>4455215
>>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
Be tact.
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We still have our meteorite? Will that help conceal us here?
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>>4455215
>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
And of course, we wouldn't be Shinji without a bit of flare and a tad bit of extra, no?
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>>4455215
>>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
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>>4455215
>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
Even if its Shinji lets try not to be a dick.
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>>4455215
>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
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>>4455215
>Walk away. They can have their girl talk in peace, and Archer can suffer through it.
Just kidding. But I do want to know what archer is thinking, since shinji is so different than the one in his timeline.
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>>4455215
on one hand, breakfast. On the other, allowing the team to bond without our direct meddling could work much to your advantage...

>walk away, to bathroom for a moment or something, then return.
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>>4455215
>Walk away. They can have their girl talk in peace, and Archer can suffer through it.
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>>4455215
>>Walk away. They can have their girl talk in peace, and Archer can suffer through it.
Archer is gonna notice us if we just stand at the door.
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>>4455215
>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
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>>4455215
>Walk away. They can have their girl talk in peace, and Archer can suffer through it.
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>>4455215
>Listen in and wait for the opportune moment to burst into the room.
This is a Shinji thing. Go for it.
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>>4455215
>Walk away. They can have their girl talk in peace, and Archer can suffer through it.
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Now, this is an excellent opportunity for you to get a little bit of information on how your allies actually feel about you. Thankfully, you don't need to make yourself terribly obvious thanks to having reinforced your ability to hear, even if they do open the door and notice you loitering about in the hall, you'll just pretend to be trying to make a call on your mobile or something.

You can hear Rin start speaking first. "Why are you asking me? I couldn't care less about him."

"That's not true, is it, Nee-san?" Sakura responds to Rin. A hint of a scolding tone in her voice.

"W-what are you talking about?" Rin's voice is a little bit shaky as she's called out by her sister.

"Well, you're not the sort of person to actually show it to him directly, but you'd have to be a terrible person not to be thankful for all that he's done." Sakura is singing your praises more so than she normally does with you absent from the room.

"That... that might be the case, but I just don't like how he always seems to know more than he lets on." You hear her sigh. "It's like he's keeping secrets from everyone." Rin doesn't sound happy about that, but it's not like you can blame her. You are keeping secrets, after all. "I did a little research into some of what he's been up to a few months back, and it's ridiculous! I mean, seriously, creating a multi-billion dollar company from a tiny investment? Nobody is that lucky!" Rin's assessment is actually perfectly accurate. You're not that lucky after all, your investments have been smart ones made thanks to being aware of the future.

"Maybe he's... an oracle?" Rider muses to herself.

"What do you mean by that, Rider?" Sakura questions her own Servant, a certain amount of confusion in her tone signifying that she hadn't even thought of the possibility that you might be aware of the future.

"Well, if he has the ability to see the future... wouldn't that explain how he was able to make money so easily?" She explains to her Master, it seems that Rider has more confidence to speak when you aren't in the room for whatever reason. Could it be that you somehow intimidate the woman? That's ridiculous, even if you are powerful, there's no way that somebody like Rider would feel uncomfortable or threatened around you. It must just be your imagination

"That would certainly make some sense. He did seem to know just about exactly where we would find Caster, and I'm not sure if I buy him having spies that well informed." Illya joins in on the speculation now. "But do you really think he'd lie to everyone about having such an ability?" You don't like where this is heading.
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"Maybe he's worried about the consequences that telling people might have? After all, it becomes much less of a trump card if even a single person finds out about it." Rider gives her thoughts on the matter, and you really start sweating now. What you had thought was going to end up being your allies giving their assessment on you has turned into something far more dangerous. You don't know just how they might end up reacting

Rin laughs at the speculation occurring. "I don't know about you people, but I happen to know that the ability to tell the future is a total myth. Haven't you people ever heard of parallel universes? Even if Shinji could see the future, he'd only be able to see one future of a nearly infinite amount of them!" You're certain that Archer is smirking very widely right about now at his own Master's lack of imagination.

"You don't need a perfect record of what's going to happen in the future in order for such knowledge to be effective, Rin. After all, if you truly had perfect knowledge of what was going to happen in the future, then you would also have knowledge of exactly what you were going to do as well." Archer explains things in simple terms with a certain smugness in his voice, it isn't often that he gets to explain something to Rin from a position of relative authority. "Now, I don't know just what Shinji's game is here, but it's highly likely that he's either..." The Archer sighs. "It's highly likely that the Shinji you've all come to know isn't actually the original Shinji at all... Or that is to say, Shinji as a person isn't who he would have grown to be before. If this theory about him being able to read the future holds any weight... Knowledge of your own future... it'll change all but the most stubborn of people." There's no smugness in the last words that Archer speaks, only frustration. He probably already knows that Shirou will never give up on his dream short of being killed.

"So what you're saying is that something might've ended up happening to Shinji, giving him the ability to tell the future and changing him at the same time?" Monica is the one who asks Archer to elaborate.

"Possibly. I doubt he was born with the ability to tell the future, after all." Archer seems to lose interest in the conversation, having given his thoughts on the matter. It's not entirely accurate, but it's a pretty damn good theory.

"Well, he's never really undergone any major personality changes from when I first met him... Except..." Monica suddenly becomes quiet having entered into deep thought about something. Damn it! She's the only person here who 'you' met before 'you' became yourself! She might just look back on that and think it odd now that she's been given additional context behind things.

You really hope that the topic of conversation ends up changing soon, this topic is far too awkward for you to just walk in on.
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"Well, aside from how many secrets he may or may not be keeping about nonsense like time travel or future sight or whatever you lot are going to think of next, what do you think of him? As a person?" Illya tries to get the conversation back on topic. It's pretty clear that she wants to avoid talking about you potentially being aware of the future at this point. After all, thinking that somebody has knowledge of what you might end up doing in the future would make that person seem extraordinarily inhuman. While your knowledge of the future is more limited than what they might be accrediting to you, even you can admit that the idea of talking to somebody who already knows not only exactly what you are going to say, but also exactly what you are going to respond to what they say, is a truly horrible prospect. Talk about a one sided conversation.

"I think I would like him more if he didn't act like he knew more than everyone else all the time." Oh come on Rin, you're one to talk, aren't you? What, you dish out the walls of text and exposition dumps, but you can't take them? "That's all I'm going to say about him." You weren't really expecting much from Rin anyway.

"He seems like an adequate leader, and if my Master trusts him so deeply, then I see no reason why I shouldn't." Rider responds this time, but she doesn't sound so certain about her own words. You don't really know what Rider thinks about you at this point. Maybe you can get in her good books by letting her drive about in a supercar or something? That ought to make her like you a lot more than pretty much anything you might be able to say to the woman.

"He's never done anything that would give me a reason not to trust him completely. I don't care if he can see the future or whatever either, he's still my... my hero." Sakura's assessment is about as positive as you would expect from her. Even after the potential revelation that you might've basically been manipulating everyone at the table. You briefly consider walking in on her praise, but decide to bide your time a little longer.

"If you want my opinion? He seems like an alright guy. I'll be keeping my eye on him though." Archer pauses for a moment, and nobody else begins to speak for some reason. "Actually, if you'll excuse me for a second..." You rapidly begin pretending to dial a number on your mobile phone as you hear footsteps approaching. Damn it! Did he realize you were listening in? You slowly begin to back away from the door, only to bump into something... or rather, someone.
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Rider is standing right behind you, and has picked you up by your shirt with a single hand. You briefly consider struggling against her, but you realize it would be completely pointless. "O-oh, Rider... What a surprise, you startled me, I was just... making a phone call!" You try your hardest to convince Rider, but despite everything, you just can't bring yourself to make such a terrible lie. Did... Did Rider and Archer just cooperate for the sake of catching you eavesdropping?

"Of course, he might have a bad habit of trying to listen in on conversations that he's not a part of." Archer grins as you are brought into the room by Rider, aimlessly hanging from Rider's grip on your shirt like a sad puppy being ferried about by it's mother by the scruff of it's neck. "Any explanation for why you were loitering around outside the room, Shinji?" You can tell that Archer is enjoying this. Even if you aren't the Shinji that he is familiar with, he's still somehow taking great pleasure in watching you squirm.

>"I was just trying to make a phonecall, I heard nothing, OK?"
>"It's rude to talk about somebody behind their back you know, especially in their own house. I was just responding in kind."
>"Yeah, I was curious as to what you were talking about. Seriously, future sight? Come on."
>"I'm sorry, I just wanted to know what you all thought of me as a leader."
>Use your reinforcement in order to break free of Rider's grasp, then try to escape.
>Write-in.
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>>4455663
>"Yeah, I was curious as to what you were talking about. Future sight? Time travel? I bloody wish. In fact, maybe those are avenues worth exploring..."
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>>4455663
>"Yeah, I was curious as to what you were talking about. Seriously, future sight? Come on."
>"I'm sorry, I just wanted to know what you all thought of me as a leader."

I feel that playing the "I just wanted to know if I'm liked" card will result effective.
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>>4455663
>"I'm sorry, I just wanted to know what you all thought of me as a leader."
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>>4455663
>>"I'm sorry, I just wanted to know what you all thought of me as a leader."
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>>4455663
>"I'm sorry, I just wanted to know what you all thought of me as a leader."
Laugh it off. Who wouldn't want to hear what a bunch of cute girl thought of them? Perfectly reasonable thing for a teen boy to do, nothing suspect here folks!
>Write-in.(Tell them what Shinji thinks of all of them in return if they're interested in hearing it.)
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>>4455663
>>"Yeah, I was curious as to what you were talking about. Seriously, future sight? Come on."
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>>4455663
>"Yeah, I was curious as to what you were talking about. Seriously, future sight? Come on."
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>>4455663
>now now, I just don't want to intrude you guys lovely conversations by barging in. (play it cool)
Or
>I really don't want to interrupt anyone that's praising me. You guys should've continue. Also, what's with this with future sights and a bunch of nonsense? I'm Shinji Makiri, this is just one of my many talents. In fact, if not for a grail war, I would probably become a professional gamer or a pro hacker. I'm just THAT multi talented. (act smug like og shinji would, hiding your true nature by making it looks like you are not that much different from archer's timeline personality wise)
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>>4455663
>"I'm sorry, I just wanted to know what you all thought of me as a leader."
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>>4455668
+1
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>>4455705
This, as much as we went full lovey-dovey with Monica, we can always just act as pretentious as the OG Shinji + his maniacal laughter. That'd make us look like fools and clear the suspicious from us.
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>>4455738
I feel like no one is going to buy that. Fools don't make multimillion companies out of nothing in the span of two years.
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>>4455663
>>"I'm sorry, I just wanted to know what you all thought of me as a leader."
It’s our house and our table if they start talking of course we would listen in baka archer
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>>4455663
>Yeah, I was curious as to what you were talking about. Future sight? Time travel? I bloody wish. In fact, maybe those are avenues worth exploring..."
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>>4455745
>I feel like no one is going to buy that.
Shinji is canonically a born natural polymath. Even in Extra, he's the best gamer and a champion of all asia and he manage to create a virus that actually hinders an alter ego, while he's still a damn teenager (even younger than the current fate shinji).
He got legit skill, and him making multimillion companies is not that impossible with that in mind.
I argue if we're being too kind to everyone without making it looks like we're a jerk or keeping too much secrets, it'll instead backfired and it's hard for people to actually trust us.
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>>4455745
We are just pic related, bro.
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>>4455779
>he's the best gamer and a champion of all asia and he manage to create a virus that actually hinders an alter ego, while he's still a damn teenager
He actually does this as an eight year old.
He's an eight year old in Extra who is just using the avatar of a teenager.
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>>4455784
>He's an eight year old in Extra who is just using the avatar of a teenager.
I forgot he was younger back then.
That's even better.
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>>4455781
You know if I ever was a part of Grail War I would not have followed a guy who has a personality of Kanye West,
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>>4455779
Yes. That was exactly my point. Everyone knows us to be a genius. Playing a fool now would only raise more suspicion.
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>>4455818
i would because kanye is epic
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>>4455820
playing a fool? aren't we already known as having such a big ego in the first place? The mansion, the suit, the luxury?
We may be genius, doesn't mean we're a good person.
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>>4455838
What are You talking about? I never said anything about ego or morality.
I said that instead of pretending to be clueless we should just straight up tell them that we heard their exchange and that we do not possess any precognition abilities.
What does this have to do with us being a good person.
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>>4455838
>>4455857
Or we can be like any rich person and have our quirks and be hella eccentric? Let's play to the stereotype
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>>4455215
>>Write-in...
Panic and demand Sakura shovel the snow off the roof.
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>>4455876
We have spent whole first day of Grail War being a leader, making alliances and commanding both masters and servants. And now we are going to act as a clown?
Why? For what purpose?
Such a change in character would only make us more suspicious than we already are.
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>>4455663

>>"Yeah, I was curious as to what you were talking about. Seriously, future sight? Come on."
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>>4455886
Sorry I can't comprehend, being boastful is not the same as being a fool or a clown or whatever it is you're going to say next.
We're not insulting anyone, and when we're serious about something, we did so by giving a good reason to do so. But nothing about what I'm suggesting is making us look like a clown or a full, I'm just trying to be human with a flaw instead of being a kind to everyone one note personality.
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>>4455892
You realise that my message to which You initially replied was addressed to the "SUbY72qv" guy and not to You right?
I have never argued against your point. I have argued against specific point in a post that wasn't yours.
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just assert dominance it's not hard. We are the definition of omega chad. we don't have to cower in fear just because we got caught eavesdropping a conversation where they were talking about us (normal human behavior). Just swing that BMC
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>>4455899
Yes that's what I am saying. Admit to eavesdropping and deny precognition powers. We are the owner of the house and the leader of this alliance. They can be suspicious all they like but as long as we are competent and confident they will follow our orders.
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>>4455893
Oh right, my bad
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>>4455663
>>"I'm sorry, I just wanted to know what you all thought of me as a leader."
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>>4455663
>>"Yeah, I was curious as to what you were talking about. Seriously, future sight? Time travel? Come on, that's a bit of a tall order. Not without True Magic or maybe Age of Gods Magic, I'm not quite on that level... yet"
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>>4455663
>"I'm sorry, I just wanted to know what you all thought of me as a leader."
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>Curiosity, express interest in future sight and time travel
>>4455667
>>4455757
>>4455936

>I was curious and I'm sorry
>>4455668
>>4455733

>I'm sorry
>>4455675
>>4455671
>>4455721
>>4455754
>>4455935

>I'm sorry, offer to tell them what you think of them
>>4455680

>Yeah, I was curious
>>4455682
>>4455701
>>4455889

>Play it cool OR go full smug
>>4455705
>>4455738

>Panic and demand Sakura shovel the non-existent snow off the roof
>>4455882

Bit of a mixed bag this time.
Tell me if I missed your vote.
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>>4456001
I missed this one because it only just came through for me.
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>>4456007
No problem chief
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>>4456310
>>4456310
>>4456310
Shiny new thread.



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