Somehow, you lived through your whole life and didn't actually die due to your stupidity. Then you suddenly isekai'd to someone's brain.Oh."He... Hello?" A nervous, young male teen whispered in the air. You can see that he was living in a dump. No, really. I meant it. He really was.It smelt really, really bad. Like a decaying corpse. Cans were sprawled everywhere, those really large cockroaches under the piles of garbage stacked as high as the sky, his t-shirt...Then a load of information entered you. You...>Are a broken AI chip your host managed to find and recklessly implanted into his brain. (Perks: You get partial, broken information from everything you see, can easily find any changes to his body, and you specialize in calculating the best outcomes for your Host. Plus, photographic memory.)>Are the powerless being that he summoned and was accidentally implanted into his brain, occult style. (Perks: You have some magical powers, but can only do little things, such as moving a cup or untying someone's shoelaces. You also serve as a meat shield against entities that want to invade your host's mind.)>Are one of the voices that lives in his head, but this time it actually was, and real. (Perks: He will follow your every command willingly. You can hear what his subconscious says, and have heightened senses.)
>>4371611>>Are one of the voices that lives in his head, but this time it actually was, and real. (Perks: He will follow your every command willingly. You can hear what his subconscious says, and have heightened senses.)
>>4371611>Are the powerless being that he summoned and was accidentally implanted into his brain, occult style. (Perks: You have some magical powers, but can only do little things, such as moving a cup or untying someone's shoelaces. You also serve as a meat shield against entities that want to invade your host's mind.)
>>4371611>Are a broken AI chip your host managed to find and recklessly implanted into his brain. (Perks: You get partial, broken information from everything you see, can easily find any changes to his body, and you specialize in calculating the best outcomes for your Host. Plus, photographic memory.)Mass effect andromeda style
>>4371621>>4371624>>4371646A tie. Will tiebreak in about 20 minutes or so if no one replies.
>>4371611>Are a broken AI chip your host managed to find and recklessly implanted into his brain. (Perks: You get partial, broken information from everything you see, can easily find any changes to his body, and you specialize in calculating the best outcomes for your Host. Plus, photographic memory.)
(Phoneposting since my pc decided to crash down.)You are the broken AI chip your host managed to find within the heaps of dump. And by luck, your host also managed to find an AI implanting kit, barely used. In his euphoria, he decided to implant you into him, not even considering to check the state of the chip other than cleaning and disinfecting it. And coincidentally, that was when you were isekai'd into the world. Scientifically, this should not make sense, but you're not a scientist, and you don't really care either.You observed your host. Messily cut dark hair reaching to his nape, and tanned skin. Lean, tall, skinny, but what was most eye-catching of his features was the yellow eyes with cat-like pupils. It was already concerning that he had yellow eyes, much less his pupils. Yeah, nevermind the flesh colored, furry ears that grew out where his human ears should be and the elongated tail bone covered with similarly colored fur, that was the most concerning of all his features."-I... AI?" Oh, he's speaking to you?"Can you calculate my chances of being accepted in an Academy?"What do you do now?>Interrogate him. He seems pretty timid, most likely he'd spill some things about your situation.>"Academy?">"Why should I?" You feel a bit deviant, and also a bit probing. You want to probe his personality, plus get a little information too.>"Who are you?" You don't know him, and he doesn't know you. Why not?>Write in>Wait.(Prolongs and gives extra choices. Use if you are not sure.)
>>4371844Oh, sorry anon. Didn't see you there.
>>4371869>"Why should I?" You feel a bit deviant, and also a bit probing. You want to probe his personality, plus get a little information too.
>>4371869>Interrogate him. He seems pretty timid, most likely he'd spill some things about your situation.>be mildly angryFUCK! By definition of being something sentient inside a creature with few animal characteristics, we are a furry, or at least in a fursuit.Spill the beans buddy boy
>>4371869>Why should I?" You feel a bit deviant, and also a bit probing. You want to probe his personality, plus get a little information too.
>>4371869>>"Why should I?" You feel a bit deviant, and also a bit probing. You want to probe his personality, plus get a little information too.
who wants to bet the quest won't make it past thread 2?
>>4372201It'll probably not make it past thread 1
>>4372215I get that feeling too. I hate it when people come up with interesting quests, but flake out of continuing.
"Why should I?"The boy was surprised. Flustered, even. He tried to make up a reason, trying his best to ignore the feeling of recognizing you as his superior and apologizing. Probably. You're the AI after all. "I... I... uh...""You what?" You counter him."You're my AI, so that means you have to serve me!" He gains some confidence. You don't have a physical form, so he awkwardly glares... somewhere. "You have to obey me!"Silence. "... Please!">"Yeah, not happening." You don't like his attitude nor his fursuit. Of course you wouldn't.>Comply. I mean, you have to figure out how you work eventually.>Interrogate. You don't what an Academy is nor what everything else is.>Compromise. You'd agree, but with some conditions. (Write in your conditions.)>Write in>Wait.
>>4372201>>4372215Most likely, yeah. Don't really have high hopes for this other than the unique premise. I'd most likely screw it up.
>>4372755>Compromise. You'd agree, but with some conditions. (Write in your conditions.)Ask him why he wants to join the Academy, and what he currently has in his possession.Can we tell what's his race, how emancipated he is, what kind of diseases and viruses he has and how to cure them in addition to attempting to do the calculations? Can we attempt a self diagnostics?
>>4372822+1, do we get root access to his nervous system
>>4372755I demand to know if we can cause spontaneous erections.
You decided to follow his orders, but first of all, you'll need to see if you can see the state of your chip.With just a thought, you brought up your chip's diagnostics. Your analog systems are partially intact, and support systems inside your silicon body are fine as well. Your control processor plane however... You don't know how you even lived. Luckily, you can run a QM error correction algorithm.In short, you are barely functioning."I can," he visibly perks up. "If you answer my questions."He doesn't seem affected, just a little affected."Sure, but don't expect me to answer correctly.""Great. First of all, why do you want to be accepted to the Academy?" What even is an academy?A poker face. One of his ears twitched, in which your scans said, in confusion. "I want to be a hero. Plus, even if I don't successfully become one, since I attended an Academy, I would be guaranteed a job, even with the Orc discrimination and stuff.""Orc?"He sighed, "Yeah. Orcs. You know, gentically engineered people with animal features?" He interrupted what you were about to say. "Yes, including genetically engineered catgirls."You could hear him mutter under his breath, "Was this AI made during the late Blasphemy period or something?""Well," he seems pretty impatient, waiting. "Is that all? Can you do it now?""Not yet." He groaned.After a short while, you got all the answers you needed. In his possession, he has a small electric bike, a backpack that hold few sets of clothing, gas mask, a bullet-proof vest under his zipped up jacket, and an electronic watch that holds money that roughly converts to $500 dollars, or 20,000 pence. His entire net worth is 30,000 pence.Other than a hereditary kidney disease that is relatively minor, he has no other illnesses. He has no surviving family members, no inheritance, and is considered of age for all legal effects, as said by court.Sneakily, while interrogating your host, you checked if you have root access to his nervous system. The result?[AI safety protocol activated.] Yeah, you don't think so."Alright, that's all i wanted to ask from you." He breathes a sigh of anticipation. He didn't even wait, "Compute for my chances!"You hesitated. Shit, you didn't ask this. But before you asked, you could see a screen in front of you.>[Gathering information completed.]Your mind just did several calculations at once. And you didn't notice it.>[Host has less than 10% chance of being accepted into an Academy.]"... Oh." He heard it.It seems that you could only do calculations once you get enough information.Your host seems depressed.>Cheer him up. (Write in)>"Toughen up.">Suggest doing something to increase his chances. (Write in)>Suggest doing something else. (Write in)>Ask about the Blasphemy period.>Change the subject. (Write in)>Write in>Wait.
>>4372944>Suggest doing something else. (Write in)>He sighed, "Yeah. Orcs. You know, gentically engineered people with animal features?"First and foremost, I think I need to address something that may or may not be on everyone's else's mind.That's gay.You're gay by definition of being an orc.>Hero.This some high fantasy distopian future? Fuck is this Shadowrun? Ok. This is hard mode then mode.>Suggest doing something to increase his chances. (Write in)You got a weapon? Literally anything? Lead pipe? Broken bottle? We gonna kill something or what? When in doubt murder is always the answer.
Hm, so he wants to go to His Hero Academia so badly?I think we should play along, then mercilessly troll him. Maybe try to get reimplanted into somebody a bit more impressive?>Suggest doing something to increase his chances. (Write in)>>4372986
>>4372944>Suggest doing something to increase his chances. (Write in)Whatever the criteria are, we can get closer to meeting them. And it's not THE academy, it's AN academy. What is the absolute lowest, bottom-tier academy we can try to get into? Study and work towards being accepted into one 5 tiers above it. Anti-orc discrimination means we may them be able to get into a bottom-tier academy.
>>4373006>barely usedWe could also fuck with him and say we're the collective consciousness of everyone who'd died using the A.I. chip. Think he'd buy it? Hey we should find the in universe 4chan /qst/ board so we can quest with in a quest.>>4373027I'm hedging my bets on distopian capitalist society. We're probably gonna need an ungodly amount of money for: food, rent for a home, paying for classes, utilities, paying off loans, buying less terrible stuff, paying off the loans for your loans.
>>4373006>Suggest doing something to increase his chances. (Write in)we should try and convince his to cut his tail off no ones gonna take him seriously with that gay shit wagging around.
Your host is sulking. It was similar to a child not getting what they want.God damned. You need to find a new host.You tried increasing his chances for him. Optimism for the win, yeah? "You know how to use a weapon? Or atleast know how to not injure yourself with one? That might increase your chances." As well as fighting dirty. You silently added.Your host stopped in his sulking. He paused, eyebrows knitting. "I know how to use a knife." Oh, isn't that great."Do you have any battle experience." Your host shakes his head."But," your host adds quickly, "That is exactly why I'm signing up for an Academy!"... Oh dear lord. "Well then, which Academy are you applying for?" He said an Academy, and not the Academy. So he still might have a chance, right?"Eden Academy." Ok, ok. By the name itself, it doesn't seem like it's anything out of the ordinary. "One of the most famed Academies in history."Yeah, no. He definitely wouldn't fit in. He doesn't have good courage, determination, only knows how to use a knife, and childish. No soul of a hero or something there. "You have to apply to another one."He seems shocked. "Why!?""It's a FAMOUS and PRESTIGIOUS Academy." You paused to let that sink into him. "You can't pay. Enroll to a lower-tiered Academy.""Then... Then I'll get a scholarship!""And how would you get that?""I..." He realizes he doesn't have any reason to. but he stubbornly pushes forward. "I can try!""And if you fail?" You quickly shut him down.He grits his teeth. He snaps at you, "You can't tell me what to do! You're just an AI!" Ah, the rebellious phase.You know how to deal with this. "I am also the collective consciousness of everyone who has used the AI and died." He flinched on the word died. You didn't expect for this little fib of yours to go so well, but here we go."So unless you could somehow pay hundreds of millions of pence, much less reach the Eden Academy's standards, you go and enroll in something cheaper." You phrase yourself to sound like a parent, so as to lower his defenses and feed to his long desire of having one. Dirty and manipulative? Fuck yeah."Okay." He reluctantly agrees. Good."Alright, what is the lowest-tier of an Academy?" He chokes. "Lowest-tier!?""You don't have any battle experience, training, or knowledge on weapons."Your host thinks intensely, before a look of you have definitely seen before appears on his face."I," He tries to laugh it off. "I only know about the Eden Academy, actually.">Let's ask some people about it.>Fuck it, we're going to Eden Academy. We're going to find someone good to forge his documents for us.>He wants to go to Eden Academy? Fine. Postpone his enrollment. He needs to build achievements and simultaneously gain a stable source of money. But how? (Write in)>He's not going into any Academy. He's going to get a job.>Write in.>Wait.
>>4373072Okay, he's completely damn hopeless, let's cheat and forge his way into the academy.>Fuck it, we're going to Eden Academy. We're going to find someone good to forge his documents for us.>Write in: Ask him about the world, are there any dangers we should know about? Like alien invasions or mind-hijacking killer robots constantly patroling the outside world? How common are AIs like us?>Write in: Explore your AI features, see if there are any databases that would tell us more about the world, see if you can estabilish a connection to some interweb or something.
>>4373080supporting this odds are that we can make him get in as some sort of support unit
>>4373080What he said
Fuck it. Resigned, you sigh. You're not going to go through the trouble."Do you someone in the shady business?" He visibly tenses. "No, of course not!""Well, you have to find one now. If you want to come to that Academy that much, either you do the hard work, or you find a shortcut." The joy in his face disappeared. You felt a twinge of guilt in your metaphorical heart, before it disappeared.On his face you could see the fight between his morality and desperateness. He frowned, a resolute light in his eyes. No?"Alright then." ...Wow, he's really that desperate. You were slightly shocked at how quickly he settled his internal battle and how desperate he is for recognition."But before that, any dangers I should know about the world? Some backstory, at least?"He explained it to you.In summary, the world was in a phase where genetically modifying species was the trend. Of course, someone fucked up and made a species that was highly resilient, highly intelligent, and very adaptable. It could willingly change its own DNA just by thinking of it. There was a scientific name for it, but most people just called them 'Demon', 'Mutagen', and among other things. So, with two sentient species on the planet, each with the instinct to survive and conquer, well, you know how this goes.So, in retaliation, the human countries made 'Academies', a learning ground to train young children the instinct to kill all Demons. Your host doesn't know what Demons look like, though. But you can identify a Demon from a human with the electronic watch your host carries. If it detects unidentified radiation, or if their radiation level exceeds 15, then they are definitely Demons.Someone also invented "Magic", but it's just heavily modified ESPers that came to life with the help of magic. The human countries went under the confederate council called the 'Alliance'. Minimalistic, I know.AIs are uncommon. There are differing types of AIs, and some are cheaper than others, so those who are interested could save up to buy one. AI are usually stored inside people's watch, and so are not commonly noticed by others. However, if you say that you had an AI implanted inside of you, it would garner some stares.Other topics include the rise of Scientology, discrimination against Orcs due to having similar characteristics with Demons, hyperinflation, rise of anti-academies and pro-demons, communism, rise of real estate, black market, cryptocurrency, and beyond others. The country your host currently lives in is called Bael, a developing country with a politically neutral party. Laws are somewhat strict, age of consent considerably lower than most, and overpriced stuff. Bumbling black market, so it might be easy for your host to find a good one.(1/2)
Your host started packing his stuff in his worn-out backpack and wore it facing his front. He then rode his electric bike, ignoring the stares of pinching their noses because of him. Yeah, I know. Real bad.It seems that he already knows a place to go to, so you don't actually need to badger him about this.On the way, you wanted to try and explore your other AI functions, because you noticed you couldn't access anything while within the dump he was in. All your sensors picked up were radiation, but you were still working properly.Now that you were outside, you can finally test your other AI functions!>See if you can connect to the internet. Or, even better, an AI-exclusive internet.>Look and see if you have access to the internet before the Blasphemy period.>Try to connect to a database.>Try to... (Write in)>Actually, we shouldn't try to test out other AI functions for now.>Actually, let's not go to the black market first. Let's go and get the chip fixed.>Write in.>Wait.
>>4373178>See if you can connect to the internet. Or, even better, an AI-exclusive internet.>Try to connect to a database.
>>4373178>See if you can connect to the internet. Or, even better, an AI-exclusive internet.see if we can contact the hacker known as 4chan, he'll know what to do.
>>4373178>>See if you can connect to the internet. Or, even better, an AI-exclusive internet.Knowledge is power
>>4373178>Actually, let's not go to the black market first. Let's go and get the chip fixedand maybe disable the safeties while we're at it. possession for limited periods of time could be useful
>>4373178>Other topics include the rise of Scientology>hyperinflationVomits in buckets>>4373178>See if you can connect to the internet. Or, even better, an AI-exclusive internet.
>>4373339I doubt our host would allow us to take control of his body. I’d like to say this more politely, but he’s a massive pussy
>>4373339>>4373378I dont want to dish out the dosh to get the chip repaired yet, but I do agree on wording the body puppeting a bit more politely. Only for the sake of seeing if we could use his body better than he can for in case he gets attacked.
>>4373178>See if you can connect to the internet. Or, even better, an AI-exclusive internet.Let's look up just what the fuck this blasphemy period thing is.
>>4373178>See if you can connect to the internet. Or, even better, an AI-exclusive internet.>Try to connect to a database.Up-to-date info is king for running calculations>Actually, let's not go to the black market first. Let's go and get the chip fixed.How much to get us fixed? We may have to get a job first, but being at full capacity would be extremely helpful.
>>4373178Real quick can we check out how much it would cost to pay for a single night at a motel, or one of those coffin hotels which shares bathrooms? Whatever is the cheapest alternative that still has a faucet or something so he can wash himself and his clothes with.I don't know what our Host's name is. I'm calling him Twink.
>>4373642>I don't know what our Host's name is. I'm calling him Twink.You know, I wouldn’t be surprised if that was actually his name
>>4373917Twink Bottomless. That is his new name.
On the chance the QM abandons the quest sooner than later, is there anyone among us that would take up the mantle of QM?
>>4374151I'm not sure continuing a quest that just started would at all make sense. The premise is interesting, but I would probably prefer to restart a quest with the same premise instead of continuing this one.
>>4373928We should tell him it was the name of a previous owner of this chip who was a famed hero. He'd buy that for sure
>>4374986He'd ask for which hero
>>4374995Eh, we'll just make some shit up.
>>4375043That's really weak and gay. That'd bring up too many questions if we just said we have the conscious of a famous dead hero.>>4373178You piece of shit
Confirmed quest is dead as a doorknob
any body gonna qm?
Rolled 2 (1d6)(I will try, old one you can take over when you want)>>4373192>>4373196>>4373242>>4373367>>4373560>See if you can connect to the internet. Or, even better, an AI-exclusive internet.The bike ride to the black market is going to take a while so it's probability a good idea to test out new functions, but first!"Kid, you're obviously homeless and you don't seem to have a job. How much is a night at a cheap motel or a capsule hotel? If you can't afford it I will figure something out.""5,000 pence and 2,000 pence mister. I don't need them though. I just try to find a dry place to sleep most of the time. I don't have much pence left.""Okay, that's all I need to know for now. I need to think though our plan to get you into Eden."The catboy is busy. Let's go online!You imagine yourself at your old pc clicking your browser icon.5....4....3....2....1....SAY GOODBYEThe world turns blue and it feels and looks like you were sucked forward out of catboy's body by a vacuum that sucks you to the internet at 400mph at a 75 degree angle into space.Before you even get past the the stratosphere you were instantaneously warped to the AI Internet which looks like a giant city.You see avatars of all kinds going to purple circle teleporters to use assume are websites.You look down, seeing that you are now a pitch black static humanoid. You look above and you see purple text reading "Anonymous" spinning in a halo. And then you are teleported to a glitchly purple neon room with holes exposing outerspace.TUTORIAL START "Welcome our new friend! We are grateful that you chose the excellent choice to join us on our journey to make our world more connected and one! This is The World Beyond Heaven."It starts showing happy people of every race, color and creed smiling and having a blast in this VR space. It showed mostly humans at first then when it was showing a human child going down a slide to the tune of stock ukulele music (you know the one) it shifts to an orc child going the same slide to the tune of stock "Japanese" music. From what you got these are the basics>Teleporters go to the top sites>If you know the site's name you can enter it into an address bar>There are 3 main UIs. A full VR one, a special hovering screen that shows with a thought that shows up in VR and one that is like a normal UI which also can be used in full VR mode>The second listed UI can't be read by anyone but you can those you approve of>In full VR mode sites are their own "Mega Districts" and users can create and customize "Neighborhoods" what they are varies site to site. >You can fly here and teleport at will to any address you have been too.>These are turned off in some places>There's auto translate>You and your host each have a special "Homes" which you can customize The room turns dark and the space leaks though.DARK NET TUTORIAL START 1/2
>>4376380>>4373192>>4373196>>4373242>>4373367>>4373560The happy videos and music are gone and their place are a video of some unknown planet and eurobeat music.LET'S HAVE SOME FUNBasic info on the Dark Net>It's also called The World Under Hell>You are a modified AI that's extremely illegal >Almost untrackable>Uses Aracoin of which you have 1,000 of>PVP is on and so is pain>Doesn't have the retarded censorship of The World Above Heaven>Many types of illegal stuff happen here>You have a basic lasersword and electrokinesis>You can buy weapons, upgrades and homebrews>Upgrades are VR and homebrews are IRL>Most homebrews are also VR and some upgrades are IRL>Your host seems to have ESP potential it's where your electrokinesis comes from. He doesn't know if he has any other powers.>You have an updated intelligence and memory from the normal model plus other functions...>But it's still common for your model to have the intelligence and memory homebrews>There is a homebrew that can take over the host out there >It's AI only but there are rumors of hosts showing up "This bitchboy has powers? I guess the merger chance of him getting in as to come from something."You go back to the VR city and you see some brand new darker purple portals.What do? (if you chose a site or your Home say what you want to do)>Go to 40Chan (chan that has a lot of Japanese and Western users) Dark Purple>Go to Upboat (leddit)>Go to Darker Than Black (black market Ebay) Dark Purple>Go to Google>Go to Infomaina (Wikipedia) Dark Purple>Go to Youtube >Go to Dark Reach (Dark Net Google) Dark Purple>Go to Glitchly Jungle (Dark Net Youtube) Dark Purple>Go to Desert Jam (???) Dark Purple>Go to Ulla (???) Dark Purple>Go to site of you choice>Go to your Home>Leave and talk to Catboy (what?)>Leave and test new functions (what?)>Test new powers>Look around>Write In >WaitDice in part one is for weapon catboy has>broken bottle>crowbar>lead pipe>butterfly knife>cables>metal batName catboy and yourself. It can be whatever you like.
>>4376385>Go to 40Chan (chan that has a lot of Japanese and Western users) Dark PurpleVisit /pol/ or /b/. Maybe even /k/.>wait he's a fucking cat boy oh god of fuckFor names? What about Toby Spanner? I'm not great with names, but whatever his real name might be I'll just call him Twink.>we are anonymousFor names maybe Truck-kun or just Truck, because in all isekai settings it always comes down to the trucks killing you. Another name suggestion I got is Isekai. You know why. We coul stick with Anonymous, Anon, Big Green? Greentext? Storytime? Fuck all.
>>4376385>Go to Infomaina (Wikipedia) Dark PurpleLet’s do some research. >>4376448I like the name Green. It has a connotation to 4Chan, and our current situation, being new to the world
>>4376385>Go to 40Chan (chan that has a lot of Japanese and Western users) Dark Purple>Go to Upboat (leddit)One of the best ways to get info when you have none is to get context from what other people talk about
>>4376385>Go to Infomaina (Wikipedia) Dark PurpleWe need some basic info on how this works>>4376448>>4376464Green is a great name for us
>>4376385>Go to Infomaina (Wikipedia) Dark Purple
>>4376385>Go to 40Chan (chan that has a lot of Japanese and Western users) Dark Purple>Go to Infomaina (Wikipedia) Dark Purplefind out more about the ways things are.Greens good and just call the cat twink until we find someone better.
>>4376385>Go to Infomaina (Wikipedia) Dark PurpleWe need some basic info on how this worksFor Cat's name Toby Spanner is fine, we can call him every nickname under the sun anywayAnd Green sounds good for our name.
>>4376385changing vote to wiki. We will meet our shitposting successors later.Toby Spanner (Twink) for catboy, and Green for us is my vote now.We technically have boypussy. I'm gonna lay down and drink.
>>4376385The Dark Net Tutorial also said the catboy's name is Toby Spanner, but you will call him Twink. You will call yourself Green Truck-kun Isekai or just Green. >>4376448>>4376464>>4376488>>4376495>>4376523>>4376525>>4376543>>4376558(Thanks guys!)You have some extra time so you will visit multiple sites. You were just isekaied, you kno?>Go to 40Chan (chan that has a lot of Japanese and Western users) Dark Purple"Well, I guess I'm going to do what I always do."The teleporters are pretty simple. They look like purple spotlights with holograms of random stuff and a their logo and name flys at the top. 40Chan's logo is a world off clovers. It's one of the sites that in the normal Dark Net and this one. (it's a future thing)When you step on the thing your static becomes pixels and your dropped of at 40chan.It looks like an 80's cyberpunk anime, watercolors and all, a mix of feudal Japan in some areas, a lot of memecore designs. You already see PVP and flaming buildings. You see a MASSIVE Japanese Castle on a hill far away. You look down. Your static is now green and you're wearing a nice tux. In front of your face is a text saying "no picture available". Almost everyone is like this.TELEPORT GETYou did hear Twink talk about topics that would be on /pol/ so you will go see it first./POL/ TELEPORT GETIt's a beautiful Germanic battle palace in the middle of what looks like a mix of future Germany and future Japan. It's area is inside a forest and even inside the city part it's pretty green in some parts, but in others it has no plants at all and it's almost all metal and neon with almost no wood. Every general has it's own area. /ptg/ and /tkg/ still exist. You see not just PVP, but full on battles between any side you think /pol/ and lefty shills could take. A /pol/ack in a mechsuit walking to battle sees that you have your newfag sword out and your face agape in sheer disbelief. "You think to put it in you inventory, newfag!"You do that and go to some alpine restaurant and go to it's bar. (-10 ara)There's still fighting, but no violence so it seems like PVP is off. Next to is another /pol/ack typing into his screen. Murmuring loudly."You kike shill! You want the human race to be left behind while you take all the goods! My ancestors would want me to evolve as long the tech was white!" You see a flash and for a second you see an avatar of a small mecha in Hugo Boss. He had black sun pupils and miniguns on both arms. 1/2
>>4376768"What are you looking at dipshit?! You have a hack that can look at my screen?!""No you hyperactive bitch! You where just annoying me!"Then behind me I heard a loud door slam!"Ted Kaczynski died a hero you nigger tongueing mistake!" Said door anon."You are an inbred meat pile of the lowest whores and manchildren!" Screamed bar anon."Oh what now." said the bartender. He got out his ray gun said "Take it outside or I fire at your cocks."Another flash. The bartender's avatar is a guy that looks like an old movie star with cyborg limbs and you only saw door anon as a redheaded human in simple clothes. Bar Anon ran outside to attack Door Anon and finally some peace. "I'm sorry them. The jannies won't let us mute because they work for the Jew."You left after saying thanks and walked around trying get more info. 40chan is 12 years old and no one know who started it. Life extension has been around for a very long time. Baron is alive. Cloning of celebs and historical figures was once very popular. Ted Kaczynski's relative Fred Kaczynski is very popular in some parts of /pol/. Some Jews are demons now. Some people worship Kek and think of him like Christ. The Soviet Union is back and worse than before. There's an honest to God Meme Magic school of Magic. North Korea nuked Japan and Korea. And the distopia of tech and demon supremacy is slowly crawling back.After /pol/ you went to the Infomainia teleporter. It has a librarian anime girl for the logo.It was some kind of academy in the middle of a circle of waterfalls and you are your naked black static self again.TELEPORT GETYou see a screen that reads: Information should be free. What you want to know?I walk forward and simply say "Blasphemy period."You get teleported to a small room with a couch, a screen and another circle waterfall. It's playing peaceful music.INFO:>A long time ago the dickbag forces of evil were losing bad so they started a civil war in America, killed Trump, blamed it on Iran, started WWIII and with it exposed and invented a lot of sci fi technology. >To take over the human race they convinced and also forced them to use purposely corrupt dangerous technology like 5G, brain implants, super health foods, cybernetics, gene editing, trojan horse vaccines, etc. These were known to do thing thing like takeover the host, torture or enslave them, kill or make them sick, etc. Humans in their weakened state and used to orc were ready to meet the demons. World leaders and UN officials were over thrown and replaced by demons some who supported human genocide. Millions of humans died and were treated like third class citizens. Many were dumped into death camps or enslaved. After finding out about human ESPers, some alliances and with good technology they were able to stop the demons and win WWIII. 2/3
>>4376769What do? (if you chose a site or your Home say what you want to do) >Research more (like what?) >Go to back to 40Chan (chan that has a lot of Japanese and Western users) Dark Purple>Go to Upboat (leddit)>Go to Darker Than Black (black market Ebay) Dark Purple>Go to Google>Go to Youtube>Go to Dark Reach (Dark Net Google) Dark Purple>Go to Glitchly Jungle (Dark Net Youtube) Dark Purple>Go to Desert Jam (???) Dark Purple>Go to Ulla (???) Dark Purple>Go to site of you choice>Go to your Home>Leave and talk to Catboy (what?)>Leave and test new functions (what?)>Test new powers>Look around>Write In>WaitA NEW YOU!You have a set of avatars. You may switch has you please. Pick a main one.>Pic related>Static Black>Static Green Anon with Tux>Pic related>This pic related:>>>4376769>Pic related here: >>4376768>This girl: >>4376380>This cat: >>4376380>Some Character>Some real dude>Long Cat>Write in
>>4376774If it's possible to run a self diagnostic and see what is and isn't working we should do that. Otherwise we should go back to 40chan.For our appearance i vote >>4376769 but with green skin and no face.
>>4376774>>Research more (like what?)The Eden school Twink was talking about>Static Green Anon with TuxCan’t go wrong with ok’ reliable
>>4376774>Write InResearch Twink's powers and see how we can help him improve.Reseach ways on how to self diagnose as an AI, how to fix AI damages, and how to take over the bodies of your host. I don't want to kill the kid, but it's for emergency stuff.>Avatar choiceLike all the greeks, lets have a buff as fuck Diogenes as our avatar. He was one of the oldest recorded shitposterss of human history.
>>4376769I have an idea on how to earn money fast. All we need is a sailor moon outfit, a mask, a decent camera, and learn how to take over Twink's body. We could have him do gay shit for subscriptions and donations.
>>4376774>Research moreThe Eden school Twink was talking aboutResearch Twink's powers and see how we can help him improve.Reseach ways on how to self diagnose as an AI, how to fix AI damagesAnd for the Avatar i vote for >>4376769
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>4377020>>4376815>>4376914>>4376798COSTUME UNLOCKYou now have!>buff as fuck Diogenes>green versions of every pic related avatar>green versions of the cat avatarsFirst things first, you're broken! Better go fix that!You teleport to the hub a sit on a solid light bench. Twink is gonna be there soon you will search in your head.Some synth tone plays and you hearTHE DARK REACHThe logo is pretty literal. A dark arm reaches for a magnifying glass!You say in your mind "AI self diagnostic." and thousands of pages show up. You can process more than one page.It seems all you need to is to open up the self diagnostic program and you can do that with thoughts.You search on how to fix AI brain chips. You can get them fixed on the black market, even online if it's a software thing. There's programs and machines that can fix you. This kid is going to be doing some dangerous shit and you have own plans to make the both of you cash. "How can an AI take over the host?"There's a lot of ways you can do that. First you can just ask, but you don't think he will let you. You can hack yourself to get pass the safety protocol. When he's in a weakened state and having a nightmare. If the host can mind control or take over others you can take over him when using the powers. Downloading a homebrew program that bypasses the safety protocol. And a small green chip in your chip that can be removed by a mechanic. Seems pretty easy.Lastly you say "Host AI Superpowers"When you are a brain chip and your host is an ESPer his magic powers get copied to you. This is because there special copper-like metal only found on Mars that can connect to ethereal energy. This metal can be replicated on Earth and through gene editing be produced in the body. This is also true for an iron-like metal from Venus. They're so plentiful it's man made forms they are worth nothing. Blood types are worth more. If you leave the host you keep a copy of every power he has. He needs to know what the power is and how to use it for a copy to be produced for the AI to have it too. They start to develop during puberty, but can also come after, when in shock or when forced out. Your kid is the puberty one."Mister. Mister! Can you hear me?! I'm going to be there soon."Oh shit! You don't know how to leave!You close your eyes and think about driving away and now your body is being catapulted into the sky through the same vacuum. The sky turns into an allyway and your back!The allyway is shady, moldy and filled with trash, but it's way better than you were before. "Hey I'm back. I got my plan now. I will tell you later.""Great. We are almost there. She's pretty hard, but you will like her. I promise-Wait. Do you have a name mister?""The name's Green Truck-kun Isakai. You can call me Green. And don't yell in a shady allyway.""I'm sorry. I was just worried. That's a very strange name? The blasphemy period was filled with oddballs so I still believe it."
>>4377352Avatar winner: >>4377308"Before you say your name. It's Twink now. I'm calling you that out of disrespect. You need to man up and grow a spine before I call you Toby. Got it bitchboy?"Then he stopped. He was taken aback. Looking at the wall like it's you. "Twink!? You're going to call me names? Why? We're friends." "We just met and I just told you my name. This attitude will never make you a Hero. Neither is acting act a total faggot."You start to feel is anger rise."No! I'm not a fag. Not a coward." He stomps. "I'm going to be a Hero and it was my choice to become one." He looks away from the wall. "You will see Green." said silently."Twink, be real with yourself. Heroes save those who can't save themselves. You're a very emotionally immature boy. How can how you your head in a fight when there's children screaming, your teammate's corpses next to you and a demon ripping your leg off?""I will learn Green!" He shouts at the wall again. Clenching his fists. They produce small green sparks.So it's true then. He does have powers."But do you have what it's takes to learn to take the pressure? Have you even been in a fight, Twink?""I have and I've focused!" The sparks get heaver and craw up. He doesn't seem to know."No way in Hell you you did Twink Bottomless."Then he stopped. You don't see any electricity. You feel his temperature rise and his heart beating faster."Is that my new last name, Green?" He said deadpan."Hell yes!"He drops his bike."Do you think you can insult my family like you asshole?!" Lightening bolts spring from his body. "I told you they were all fucking dead!" They spread forth blowing up the trash cans. Something in your mind tells you he doesn't know how to do that on purpose."Spanner! You will respect my family's name! Even if our bloodline gets completely destroyed I will make sure our legacy lives on! Forever! Through our name and our values!" He grabs his steel crowbar and starts charging it. "And you know what else?! You see my electricity, it's a gift from dad! I never knew much about him, but he was around when I was young and was always good to me!""Stop it! Didn't mean to insult them. I was only being a dick to you because it's funny! You can keep your last name I promise! I don't remember much, but my owner is dead too!"The lightening showers lighter before rising back. "You promise!?""Yes Twink! Just chill the fuck out already!"He stares at the wall. He breathes in and sits down. His magic calms down. "Sorry about the ally.""No one cares about it anyway. Don't worry about it."There's a moment of deep silence."I want my family to last forever through me and to prove myself. And to stop the second Blasphemy." He looks to the sky. His body is cold. "You're still helping me, right Green? Even after all that?"You imagine putting a hand on his shoulder. He jumps and feels warmer and calm."I promise."What do?
>>4377353>Talk to Twink (what?)>Tell him to do something now (what?)>Research Eden>Tell him about your powers>Tell him to buy a sailor moon outfit, a mask and a decent camera>Go to black market>Go back online (what?)>Test new functions (what?)>Test new powers>Go to your Home>Train him>Look around>Loot Ally>Write In>Wait
>>4377353>gay green lightning>Go to black marketThat is his ten percept. He's not getting into Eden, but what we can do is start bumping that 10% to a 20%. First the Black Market. Maybe we can get a job to kill something.Tell him he's got a liver or kidney disease or something. He probably won't die in like. A few decades or something. Good for him. We got time.Ask him how he uses his powers in a fight and if he can give us access to said memories, if that is at all possible. There's plenty of creative visual examples in /gif/. There were all those exploding squirrels and birds that touches power lines. There was that one guy's corpse that was stuck leaning it's neck against a power line and eventually having the head be decapitated due to the electricity, and I even recall some people getting stuck to metals bits causing them to burn to death. Nasty way to die, especially that one dude that got his foot stuck and drowned in addition to being electrocuted to death.What a magical board.
>>4377354>Tell him to do something now (what?)It's probably late right? He should find a place to sleep. We train him and his powers tomorrow, maybe get him a job and / or a shower. Growing catboys need PROTEIN!>Research Eden (and other academies)Costs, entry reqirements, what helps you get in, etc.>Research esper training and fight training and just in general physical trainingHe wants to be a hero? We'll make him one. His tiny sparks will be bolts of Zeus in due time.
>>4377354>Tell him to buy a sailor moon outfit, a mask and a decent cameraWhy do you tempt me like that New? Of course I'm going to pick this option.
>>4377390Can we do that after we search the black market? We just got there after he did all that biking.Maybe we could try our hand at hacking to earn a barely noticable income, at least for food. I was thinking we hit up a shitty low rank Corperate drug store, hack their systems to give us a weeks worth of free food, then bugger off so Twink can get some gains.>>4377391I support this as well. Simps and Coomers would pay well to see a twink work it. I can almost taste his despair.
>>4377394>Can we do that after we search the black market? We just got there after he did all that biking.Sure>>4377391Can I anti-vote this?
>>4377397Think of the money we could getBut to be realistic about this you'd need to acquire a cult following and have it build up for the cam trap idea to eventually bear fruition. Plus it would cost money to get all of that.Although your concerns are just and make logical sense, I still want to follow through this and see how far the ravvir hole goes. It all verges on Twinks willingness to do gay shit in front of a camera, which I'm pretty sure is gonna be a hard no which I would also be fine with.
>>4377397Don't worry, he will probably enjoy it anyway.
>>4377353Tell him we used his anger to get him to channel his powers he should have feelt the lightning
>>4377390What he saidTwink certainly may look like a spineless catboy, but I think he has potential.
So electro-kinesis? Super exploitable. If he can develop precise enough control he might be able to manipulate other peoples nervous systems.
>>4377391+1>"I promise."Lies>Go to black marketwe need to be fixed to control this cat queer
Rolled 5 (1d5)>>4377390>>4377391>>4377382>>4378049>>4378103He turns around, shocked and embarrassed."Oh no! I didn't mean to that this time!" He ran and rode his bike from the fires he started. "Green! Can you call the fire department!""And get you caught? Fuck that! If anyone cares they will call just go to the black market!""You're right! I can't get caught!" "Good! But don't go to the forger just yet Twink. If you know that gives out demon bounties go to him.""You mean the man that give out demon slayer jobs? Won't worry. I know where to go!" He pedals faster. You feel some excitement. "You believe I can fight?""Yes, but you need training You absolutely need training. Not just electricity training. Like fighting training, fitness, education, manhood the list goes on! Oh and you have a kidney disease."His heart dropped. "Wait! I have - how do you know?!""Calm down! You won't get kidney failure for a few decades! Now I'm going to hack a reservation for a motel. Don't do stupid shit when I'm gone."DARK NET _ Mode3You research how to get into Eden and a few other things.>They do give out full scholarships.>It costs 10,000,000 pence to get in the basic program>Versatile powers do help>There's 3 standard tests, a test of magical ability and a some physical tests.>Begin a poorfag and a oppressed orc helps>So is begin an orphan>What really helps is having alumni in your family>Having one power hurts chances (hmmm)>So is going to jail (duh)>There's in order of prestige 3 other academies in this country. Monarch, Golden Sierra and Edgewood. They all have famous alumni. Edgewood only as 2.Well, good them he knows a forger and you can cheat on the standard tests.You search for and downloaded books on ESPer training, electrokinesis and a few standard training books.You exit the net and think about opening your old GPS app. DON'T LOSE YOUR WAYFloating above a 1msq radius you pick your motels and a hotel or your choice to hack your reservation into."Uhhhh...Hacker mode on?"HAXOR TERMINAL ENGAGED A small terminal screen pops up. You are given no knowledge or even a keyboard to work with. "That's it? You said disheartened "I really am broken. I guess really do need to pay tonight. Go back to Sweet Dreams Capsule Motel.The terminal types - sweet dreams capsule motel. is this your target?"Well I'll be. .. yes"The terminal hovers forward, splits into 2 and transforms into gloves made of matrix code and those gloves melt into your body. You feel a powerful energy rush through you. Decades worth of training and knowledge and the hacking power of a supercomputer (both broken) bleed into your code, but those are not it. It's like meeting someone you forgot you loved. It feels so natural. You feel very warm inside. It's too much to dwell on. You only slipped out the mini terminal and mind hacked the reservation.>1 night capsule motel 1>2 nights capsule motel 2>1 night motel 3>3 nights motel 4>1 night hotel 5
>>4378312"Back again! Twink I need you to buy a few things.""Oh hi again Green! I'm in the market now. They have everything here. What do you need me to buy for you?""A sailor moon cosplay, a mask and a decent camera. Will tell you the rest later.""Why would you.." He goes full red and starts stumbling. "Green, I-I didn't know were that type of guy." He hides his face and people stare. "Quiet. Go to the the corner. We need to make money somehow and the demons are not going be always available to slay. Think of it as part of your training. You're not going to make a good impression if are as shy as you are."It's not like, as humiliated as he is, he doesn't secretly want to do it. Which ever way he goes."I'll do it for you Green. Just don't tell anybody.""Sure."+Cheap Cosplay+Cat Mask+Decent Camera- 300 penceA bit later.Your catboy has stopped his bike in front of a small armory in someone's garage. It has guns, posions, a jetpack and the normal sci-fi weapons. Even cybernetics."Daniel! Hi!" He's beaming. "Do you have any jobs open!"He ran inside."I have a new friend and he wants to try slaying with me. I didn't cause any collateral damage this week. He's not afraid of me either.""Really son" said the owner. "Does he have a name then?""Robby. He has green eyes and hair. And he's rich."The owner sighs like he's been down this road a lot. "Well kid. This is your lucky break. Ergin is out of containment again and he's at the old mattress factory. Go at it!""Thank you Daniel! I won't let you down this time."MISSIONErgin_Demon4,000 pence2 miles from shop What do?>Talk to Twink (what?)>Tell him to do something now (what?)>Buy at WEAPONS SHOP (what?)>Go to forger>Buy at ITEMS SHOP (what?)>Buy something at black market>Steal shit (risky)>Go to motel/hotel>Slay >Get Fixed>Train him (cheap gym near by)>Go to black market>Go back online (what?)>Test new functions (what?)>Test new powers>??? box>Go to your Home>Train him>Look around>Loot outside>Write In>Wait
Training is super important.
>>4378314>Get Fixed>Train him
>>4378312>1 night capsule motel 1>2 nights capsule motel 2>1 night motel 3>3 nights motel 4>1 night hotel 5Are we only supposed to pick one?>WaitA small hover drone with a dart launchers, a kit to fill empty darts with, and like. Fuck if I care a box of empty darts. We'll just go to the store to buy industrial strength rat poison and inject things with it.
Get fixed up and train the boi
>>4378360+1>>4378428A drone is a great idea if we have cash to spare
Rolled 33, 70 = 103 (2d100)>>4378578>>4378428>>4378354>>4378578>>437836010 PMYou were able to hack a reservation for 1 night at a nice hotel a few intersections away. It comes with a gym and wifi. On your way here you saw a run down gym with an outdoor area and a pharmacy that Twink said that they sell advanced medicine that they sell for much lower prices."Twink! Was able to get us into a hotel for the night."He stepped back. "Really? I didn't sleep in a bed for 3 weeks. Thank you so much." He nods."Don't get too excited. It has a gym and your training tonight.""Tonight?! But, it's late and have to get the papers.""This is a test of your willpower and you want to hunt the demon guy tomorrow right? What's a few hours of sleep going to you? To much of a pussy I see?" You said trying to attack his pride."No! I can do it!" Some dudes stare."Good, but stop yelling in public. You will be thrown into the nuthouse someday.""Sorry." He said at the speed of light."Just stop doing it. I know you feel bad. Can you control electronics?""Yes, of course I can. I'm able to control the watch.""Excellent! Buy a small hover drone with a dart launchers, a kit to fill empty darts, the empty darts, industrial strength rat poison and go to the vending machines to buy 3 energy drinks. Ask the owner his hours and if he has a mechanic than can fix me up. I may malfunction during the fight so we're doing this shit right now. I'll do my self diagnostics. BRB."You need him in a weakened state so when he sleeps and has a nightmare you can access the body so you can remove the chip that prevents you from taking over whenever.RUNNINGBroken Programs>[Infomation Gather] Partial >[Calculation] Minor>[Hacking] Major>[TTTT] Minor>[RRRR] Minor>[MMMM] Partial>[BBBB] MajorA few of the broken features are in broken text. When you came back. You see a new face. Rebecca. You relay the info you know to your catboy. The woman knows what the second and third broken text features are.>[My Image] - You can be seen by your host and interact with them. 50 feet.>[My Sword] - You can project into the world and fully interact with it. 5 feet.INFO>For the 1st roll it's going to determine how well you will be fixed. 100 is best.Both of you go to sleep.
>>4378987LATER\"Green! Hey Green! Are you ready to wake up?"/You have awoken to see glowing green info everywhere. "I told you Twink not to shout." you said trying to sound annoyed.\"No Green. I'm projecting my thoughts into your head."/"Neat. I'm jumping out now. My Image!"You slid to the slide out of his body. Finally! You move freely outside again! Ecstatic joy flows through you. Turning your head you smile at your catboy.He feels like it's time to run."I got an idea!" Running like a man on the run after being convicted for genocide, you grab Twinks arm and run outside."Where are we going?! Why are you acting crazy?" His electricity comes out, but you ain't stopping even if it would hurt."Grab your bike kid!"Faster and faster. You feel it amping up.You see the bridge and jump off! And you don't fall!"Fucking yes! Beautiful! Fuck you gravity you asshole!" you said as you ignored the panicking lightening ball your holding. "Don't kill me! Don't kill me! You will die too! Why are you a woman?! Why did you tell be to grab my bike? Do people hate cyclists that much!?""Yes." you said plainly. "I will not drop you. I just want to have some fun."In this mode you can fly at your skill level 20ft into the air and at 50mph. You can touch objects,but you can't change or move them. You can walk through soft matter. In no time at all you're at the hotel. Catboy is whiplashed\"Are you sure we won't get caught. I haven't been to a hotel in a very long time."/ "Nonsense. I hacked us in with my mind."\"That's a thing now?"/ "Of course dipshit! I'm an AI."/FIT/ TIMEOther dice is for basic training.You analyzed him and now have a basic training program.(I'm sorry. I was busy today and it's 2 AM now I will write the rest tomorrow.)What do after training?>Talk to Twink (what?)>Tell him to do something now (what?)>Go to forger>Sleep>Train more.>Go to black market>Go back online (what?)>Test new functions (what?)>Test new powers>??? box>Go to your Home>Buy at WEAPONS SHOP (what?)>Buy at ITEMS SHOP (what?)>Look around>Loot outside>Write In>Wait
>>4378987>33 for fixing qualityDamn gypsy tier mechanics.>>4378988>\"No Green. I'm projecting my thoughts into your head."/Lol wot? No? We're in his head, he cant be in ours since we have no head to speak of.>Write InFirst? The dumpster rat needs a shower. Then we're gonna raid the contemplanary breakfast before we do this >>4377390Gotta work your glutes n' calves, n' abs n' kegels.
>>4378988I have some questions for you. So far from what I've seen so far, we the AI are capable of:>[Infomation Gather] Partial>[Calculation] Minor>[Hacking] Major>[My Image] - You can be seen by your host and interact with them. [from as far as] 50 feet.>[My Sword] - You can project into the world and fully interact with it. [from as far as] 5 feet. (In this mode you can fly at your skill level 20ft into the air and at 50mph. You can touch objects, but you can't change or move them. You can walk through soft matter.)>Host AI Superpowers (duplication of Host ESPer powers onto AI)>ElectrokinesisOnly from speculations I think [My Image] is limited to Twink's field of vision, in addition to the ability to project images that can "appear" to be up to 50ft away from within his field of vision. Am I right or wrong?From what I've seen so far from [My Sword]'s capabilities, we are supposedly strong enough to project into the world pulling along a more or less 120lb child from 20ft in the air at 50mph. That's a lot of boof right there. In addition we apparently are capable of feeling pain.>His electricity comes out, but you ain't stopping even if it would hurt.Pro: we're as strong as a neckbeard superman.Con: we can feel pain which is ass.Can we do some research on ESPer powers and ghosts to see if we can bullshit our way out of being called out as an illegal AI?
>>4378988>>??? boxThanks for running
>>4379017+1 +test new powers (or train his ESP?)OP could you limit the options for what we can do next down to what contextually makes sense in future posts plz thank you
>>4378988You don't look like you're shopping for useful criticism, and while I still enjoy your quest could you do a second revision of your posts to weed out the grammatical errors? Pauses, commas, syntax.
>>4379196>>4379017>>4379363You're welcome.>>4379547I'm sorry. I will do it soon. Some it is for style, but I can change it.+ Small Hover Drone+ Dart Filling Kit+ 100 Empty Darts+ 3 Bottles of Industrial Strength Rat Poison+ 3 Energy Drinks+ Fully Fixed [Calculation] + Mostly Fixed [Information Gather] + Partially Fixed [Hacking]+ Fully Fixed [My Image]+ Partially Fixed [My Sword]- 4,500 PenceRebecca was really a Romanian Gyspy named Carmen. Wanted by the State.>>4379034>About [My Image] You're right.>[My Sword]Yes, Green can in fact feel pain outside. He is immune to electricity (unless he doesn't want to be) because of the whole sharing powers thing, but you can get hurt by everything else. You don't share damage.\"Dumpster rat, before we do anything else take a shower in your room and then a maid will come with your late dinner. I already ordered your meal and we don't have to pay."/\"I get to eat here too?! Thanks Mr. Green. I've been eating only fast food, ramen and stuff others had thrown out forever."/\"Don't thank me. I stole the meal."/ You said a little embarrassed.SKIP TO GYM STUFF(btw, your main avatar as a few outfits and you are wearing a black and green jumpsuit right now.)\"Are you ready Twink? We are going to something life threatening for at least until Eden so remember this training is as necessary as food or water. Are you sure you want to go through with this?"/He posed trying to impress you and failed horribly. "You bet I will! I will train like it's the only thing substantiating me." He's beaming again."Then follow my movements." you said to him trying to teach him his warm up routine."You told me you had been in fights before. How do you fight exactly?""The others told me I have a "speed and power build". I run around looking for openings and try to overpower them. I don't have that much horizontal range and I don't "tank" that well compared to other slayers. I'm getting better. I can block attacks with lightening too. I found a lot of things I can do with electricity. Paralyze, run faster, jump higher, punch harder, make body parts fly off, walk on walls, set pretty much anything on fire. Strangely I could turn my fires on and off with positive and negative charges. And let's see. Control technology and bodies, exploding objects, making things like rocks magnets, make my whole body magnetic, magnetism in general. The list goes on. I don't have the best control over this power, but I did work on it enough to have control over the magnetism and exploding small things on my own. Not trashcan sized, I mean."Wow. You wonder what his father was like. In a way he's doing good.
>>4379884\"What is lack of control? Did you kill somebody?"/ "No! I promise I didn't!" He closed his eyes, trying to get his composure back. \"People don't like teaming up with me because I hurt them and people on the sidelines. I also killed some animals in the past and helped killed demons, but never a person that wasn't trying to kill me. I'm sorry."/ He slowed down.\"Pick up the pace. It's like you were trying to kill those animals. They get eaten and run over everyday so they still would've died. You can use them for practice."/\"I know that, but what if I kill a person?"/\"Then we will be on the run and move to Paraguay or something."/He he froze up. \"That would be manslaughter."/\"Yeah, but if you were to go to prison you would be murdered day one so it's fine."/\"I wouldn't die on the first day!"/ \"If you became someone's bitch maybe, but even then they may crush you."/He went full red again.\"Okay, let's get you on the treadmill. We don't all night."/ You grabbed him and walked to the treadmill. It looks old and worn out. Kneeling down, you unplugged it. "Twink. Run on this with your normal speed and power it at the same.""I can that easily. I powered a crane once. By mistake, but I did it!"He jumps on and the treadmill comes to life. "You see Green! Easy!"He's a fast little guy. Not really surprised because you calculated his speed, but he seems to be trying harder for you.He's busy. Time for you to train! You have his power too. Right?You raised your hand. Imaging. Focusing. And the sparks come out!What! This is wonderful! You really do have the power you always wanted! "Hahaha! The tutorial was right!" Feeling an unstoppable surge of ecstasy you form a ball."Twink! Check this out!"He stumbled and the treadmill died. "Whoa! Did you copy that!?" "Hell yes! I'm so glad the tutorial told me about this!"He started running again. "What tutorial?""Being me has it's perks. That's all I will say."There is the second treadmill to your right.Unplugged you focus your own power in into the cord and then..."Jackpot! It's moving Twink!" You went to film it with your decent camera! LATERIt's 1 AM now. After cardio you made Twink run around the block 10 times with magic lightening boosting him. Time to lift!"Twink! You had your break, it's time to get those gains!"He's sleeping on the doorway. Yeah, it's time for bed. Picking him up you walk to your room and slide into the body.He's not dreaming yet. You had something to do.
>>4379889THE DARK REACH >How can an AI ghost become more real?Through the function [My Sword] you can become an almost fully solid entity in the real world. You have two main weaknesses. You can not go away more than 5 feet from your host and if you take to much damage you fade back in. Both of these can be over come with willpower. It's suggested that you forge docs for yourself and get an avatar that can be naked so you can wear clothes better.>How to hide the fact you are an AI with superpowers?Those with electrokinesis can block out unwanted EMP waves and related. They can also change the nature of them.You teleport to the hub and sit down on the bench. "Open inventory.">Newfag Lasersword>3 Health Potions>Musicplayer>Opened ??? Box "Opened? Give ??? Box!"The box doesn't have shit in it! Lame!But then you saw the description.>Thank for joining our program. We remembered you were a special individual. We save your power of techopathy. It will take a while to use it as well as you once did, but rest assured this program will make you stronger than ever."WHAT!?" What do?>Wait for him to dream to control his body so you can get the safety chip removed>Go back online (what?)>Test new functions (what?)>Test new powers>Go to your Home>Buy something on the online black market>Research>Loot hotel room>Look around>Write In>Wait
>>4379896>Wait for him to dream to control his body so you can get the safety chip removedget this over with quick
>>4380022ThisThen we can meat puppet his body to put on the gay outfit to shill to coomers.
>>4379896>kid has trouble teaming up with other powered munchkinsTheir own fault for not grounding themselves. Twink can't help it if everything is conductive.>I can block attacks with lightening too. I found a lot of things I can do with electricity. Paralyze, run faster, jump higher, punch harder, make body parts fly off, walk on walls, set pretty much anything on fire. Strangely I could turn my fires on and off with positive and negative charges.Does he actually need help? This doesn't sound like he needs help. It sounds like he needs some more confidence.
Electro-kinesis and Technopathy? Oh yeah, it's all coming together. Time for tech fuckery.
>>4379896>Wait for him to dream to control his body so you can get the safety chip removedwe need to show this pussy we own him.What does getting the safety chip removed do again?
>>4380441We can possess his body without needing his permission.
>>4380434>>4380441>>4380223>>4380117>>4380022(Sorry I'm late)What the actual fuck? Were did this new power come from? The description said you had it before becoming a brainchip? Is this why you felt so wired and sentimental during the hacking thing? Was this experimental tech? They would use someone like you.Then you heard a lot of pained screaming. You hear it everywhere, but VR hub looks completely normal. Is this one of Twink's nightmares? Leaving the VR you follow the tutorial of how to control the host through the nightmare backdoor. Which is simply do what you tried to do earlier, but you get out this time.And now you're out. This bed is super comfy. A glance at the watch and you see it's 3:08 AM. Perfect! You have a feeling he won't be waking up anytime soon somehow. He's a deep sleeper. Wait! You didn't know he was a deep sleeper! Do some of your functions work!?With a thought the greentext gives it's info on everything in the hotel room. That works so you try to hover. You jump up off the bed and land on the floor like a boring fuck!"Damn you floor!" Why can't you do the flying thing like before? It was so fun! BUT he did say he has electromagnetism AND can make himself magnetic! Good thing you asked how he used his power earlier! Putting on his bulletproof vest and jacket you quick searched the electrokinesis book to then realized you are subconsciously flying on your own and it feels your flight. "Heh. Well at least he doesn't need that bike anymore."After stuffing the soap, towel and snacks into his backback you flew of the window to do what you should had done when you met. WEAPONS SHOPYou remembered that Daniel goes home after midnight and the gypsy is a cyborg that only sleeps an hour a day."Gypsy! I talked to my AI and I agreed to remove the retarded safety chip so he can save me in a jam. I'm ready to let him be free.""Robby, I know it's you! That pussy would never agree to such an thing.""So you're saying I have to blackmail you?""No. Not because you're a threat. You're an illegal AI and inside an orphan. Go ahead and try. You are offering money and you can prevent the kid from causing more problems for the shop. Come in the house.""It's a deal? Fine by me. Oh, and it's Green."
>>4381207LATER"So Carmen. You know about the AI Dark Net VR World and aracoin. Right?""That is correct." "I saw a man bar tending and I gave him some aracoin. I have a lot, but I need to get more to advance myself to keep up with the other AI out there. How do get a job in there?""Are you blind? In the hub you walk 40 feet and you see a board with job listings. Honestly, are you sure I don't need to fix you more?!""Common hag! It was my first time!""I'm 44!" "Liar! You're 62 and look like a day under 100!""And your an imbecile that's distracted by pretty lights and freaked out after learning one a basic feature.""It's was flight you hag!""Lot's of things fly sweetie. Pretty every AI with a body that can move freely can do it.""Well. I can do this!" You made a cool lightening ball."Amazing. You copied the kid's money vortex and did a common parlor trick. The little shit almost drove a crane into the shop and Louise had to stop it.""I will do that too!""You will almost smash the shop?""No! I will find your house and smash it!""I'm a gypsy. I don't have a house. And I would kill you." OUTSIDE"Adios, Granny!" and you flew away from her bitching to the black market.You stole a lot of snacks from the hotel room, but the pussy is going need a water bottle and a green screen for when you videos. It's going to look strange doing it in the mattress factory you're planning on making your base. Maybe you should do that in that abandoned school you saw. But, that's a later thing. Even if the background looks fake the coomers won't say anything if you say it is. + 1 aluminium water bottle+ 1 green screen that sticks to wall- 140 penceThere you go! What do?>Buy something else (what?)>Get VR job (builds rep)>Start an Onlyfans (coomers give aracoin)>Steal something (what?)>Go back online (what?)>Test new functions (what?)>Test new powers>Go to your Home>Buy something on the online black market (what?)>Research>Look around>Write In>Wait
>>4381211Find a secluded place. Maybe back in the hotel.Dress up in the outfit and mask, bust the camera out, and do some really gay stuff -but not entirely explicit- and wait for that SIMP money to start rolling in. Use an audio editor to hide they kid's voice. If we can't do that then spend however many pence or AI credits it takes.....oooh so those were AI's, not VR users. Those are a whole lot of AI.
>>4381239On 40Chan it's a mix because because future it can connect to 2 dark nets.
>>4381211>Get VR job (builds rep)what if we installed these chips on everyone and took over their minds
>>4381211>Start an Onlyfans (coomers give aracoin)oh yeah do this. I think that's what the outfit is for? but if it can be traced back to us and out orphan than do this instead. >>4381278The mind control has probably already been done before, requires duplicates of us which would be trouble, or would draw the attention of the Moot enforcers.
>>4381211>Start an Onlyfans (coomers give aracoin)Would’nt want to waste that sailor moon outfit.
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d20)>>4381211>>4381239>>4381278>>4381335(I'm sorry. I was busy. I will do double today) At this rate because of the inflation you will lose all your cash. There's only one reasonable thing to do! Before you left you bought yourself striped pantsu, a matching bra, that cat bra and panties set you see everywhere online, a maid uniform and a yoga pants and top set.- 170 pence You rushed to the back of the hotel and put on your cosplay and cat mask. You quick searched on the net to get a few backdrops and vfx and then stuck the green screen on the wall and ground.ONLYFANSOf course this site is still around. You make Twitter and Retina (Intsagram and TikTok that was for artists but turned into cancer) to spread the word about the Onlyfans and to post a few teaser pics for SIMPbucks. And an Amazon and a thinly disguised Aracoin link. In the nation OnlyFans is hosted using Aracoin is illegal so the CEO has to be sneaky. Coomers love aracoin for obvious reasons they will donate around 200-3,000 of a week (depend on your rates) and you will give them access to your page through the "best friend service". Everything is payed up front and coomers with extra for pics only for them, but you use the same pics for everyone. >What will be your username?>How much will you charge for pence? (between 500-5,000 pence per week.)>How much will you charge for aracoin (200-3,000 and you can try to charge more)>What do you want to put on your Amazon wishlist? Illegal items are on there in disguise. You DM a key to your simps.>Should you, for flavor and fetishists, show off electrokinesis and make it a different color.(dice is for pence subs and aracoin subs.) With that out of the way it's time to thot it up! Donning the cat mask and maid outfit you turned on the decent camera and flight for your first pic. It's a maid in a baroque bedroom tripping and falling. Exposing the pantsu and thighs while vfx milk is falling down on the maid. You gave a cutely embarrassed and secretly aroused expression. The lace stockings and garter straps are tightly hugging the finely toned legs.Then changing into the cat bra and pantsu you are now in a normal bedroom and you are on the floor in a kneeling pose with your arms in a Maneki-neko or beckoning cat pose. You gave a wistful and blushing expression as you eye a carton of milk.After that you put on the Sailor Moon outfit. You wanted at least of these to be more playful so first you did a classic kickboxing sidekick that shows the pantsu, one in the middle of a hand spring and [your choice].Then you donned the final outfit. In the yoga pants and top doing a set of the compass, super solider and scorpion.[final pic your choice]
>>4382948Let's hope these work! You changed into the Sailor Moon cosplay. It's a cheap thing, but do simps really care? Back in the normal bedroom. You span into frame and did the classic pose Sailormoon did after her transformation. Blushing and embarrassed you said "Arigatou gozaimasu! Thank you very much! I'm a poor, homeless nekomimi and I greatly need your generosity and wisdom." You rub your pecks. "I'm looking for companionship after my boyfriend threw me out in the street to die." You kneel and beg. "Will you be my friend? I need milk and I haven't had it in so long." Not like you will ever see them. "I'm in heat! It's so hot! Please show me you care about me!" The vfx tears start rolling in. "I will be a good pet." You rub your pecks harder huffing and squealing in shame. "I'm a virgin and the one that that gives me the most stuff will have my panties." You show the pantsu and will buy another pair to send. "Is this enough?! I'm so shy!" You posed in 5 pin up poses to show off the pantsu. "I can sent bathwater too! Please love me!" You rub your thighs. "I want a good master." You pulled up the shirt to reveal the bra and twink tummy. "Thank you! I'm a weak pussycat, but you make me feel special." The video ends and you upload it to OnlyFans making sure you changed the voice and fingerprints. WTF just happened? You will dwell on it later. Dark Net here you come! You fly back to your hotel room!DARK NETCarmen told you that the job listings board is only 40 feet away. You really don't need a job here, but it can't hurt getting some extra cash and rep. JOB LISTINGS // QUESTS (you can pick as many as you want)>The Dark Gamer Center // Arcade // Builds Rep with Gamers/Streamers // 30 aracoin per hour>Haunt of the Haunted Emperor // Quest // Builds Rep with /x/ Types and the Dead // 700 aracoin and Spirit Radio>The Lurking Shadow Vault // Quest // Builds Rep with /x/ Types and Shadow ESPers // 2,000 aracoin and ???>Club Parallel // Dance Club // Builds Rep with /mu/ Types and Rich People // 30 aracoin per hour>Ambition Spire // Weeb AI Want To Test New Anime Powers // Builds Rep with Weebs and The AI Team // 900 aracoin >Destroyed Nazi Crypt // Quest // Builds Rep with Nazis and Dead People // 1,488 aracoin and Blessed Mein Kampf>The Twilight Zone // Reality TV // Builds Rep with /x/ and /tv/ Types // 70 aracoin per hour>Peace of Mind Childcare // Babysit AI kids // Builds Rep with Women // 40 aracoin per hour>Misty Balcony Cafe // Beach Cafe // Builds Reps with /int/ Types and the Rich // 20 aracoin per hour>Nightmare Graveyard // The Dead Can Be Reborn As AI and You Help Adjust // Builds Rep with /g/ Types and Technophiliacs // 50 aracoin per hour >Phenomenon Stadium // Some Baseball Player Wants You To Sabotage The Rival Team Before Their Next Game // Builds Rep with /sp/ Types and The Rich Baseball Team // 4,000 aracoin // The Listing Only Says Waterboy
>>4382950What do?>Get job (what?)>Suggest Unlisted Job>Take Quest (what?)>Test new functions (what?)>Test new powers>Go to your Home>Buy something on the online black market>Research>Look around>Write In>Wait
>>4382948>namesomeone more clever will think of something. Maybe Munchkin. Like the cat.>How much will you charge for pence? (between 500-5,000 pence per week.)Middle ground. 2k.>How much will you charge for aracoin (200-3,000 and you can try to charge more)1.5k>What do you want to put on your Amazon wishlist? Illegal items are on there in disguise. You DM a key to your simps.gay trap accessories or something lmao idk.>Should you, for flavor and fetishists, show off electrokinesis and make it a different color.neigh.>all this gayThanks this is great. Now if you excuse me I need to inject bleach into my retinas.>ResearchGeneral academy stuff, background check for Twink, and what scholarships he can apply for until he wakes up.
>>4382952We can't take a quest since we've already took one. We're supposed to kill something I thing. Go ahead and start loading the drone with poison darts and practice piloting it. The future is awesome.
Date came early. I'm sorry.
>>4383531>>4383069(Was on my date. I'm PST and I didn't get my 2nd vote until the morning yesterday. It's my fault.)>[Name] Munchkin>[Pence Charge] 2,000>[Aracoin Charge] 1,500>[Amazon] 3 Lingerie sets // 2 Pairs of Knee High Socks // 1 Dress+ 10,000 pence + 4,500 aracoin+ 6 Subs+ Over 9,000 Shame Points"What I'm I doing here!? I'm doing the Demon Slaying job!" And you logged off and shifted out of the body.3:40 AMYou have a lot off time now. Twink is sleeping and you have some darts to fill. You do that and check if you have any Simps.Jackpot! The cash is flowing in. You made 10,000 pence in a hour. At this rate you probably can rent an apartment. \"Twink is the motherload! Holy fuck! Quick cash and lightening powers!?/ Wait! The mission is soon and if something happens to Twink you have no clue how to use your damn weapon! The cheap thing doesn't even have batteries!You almost rip open the bag to get the drone. You place it on the desk and try to power it. It comes to life and you have no idea how to move it.It's not a good idea to wake your catboy right now. You have a feeling you can't access his memories without asking or working around that. Maybe if you try harder to get info from it you will see how it works.[Closer Look GET]Detailed blueprints and instructions show up. The instructions come with video. \"Sick! This will come in handy. Maybe I should close my eyes and focus on the thing?"/As you do that you start to feel a connection. It's a strange feeling. Slowly, you open them again, trying to keep your focus.\"Move up!"/ It's still on the desk. Why?! Maybe you need to put more energy into your intentions? How? Then you got an idea!You imagine a force that is you pull it up. For some reason you know it's a part of your soul detaching and becoming something new. When you finally see it hover of the desk you feel ecstatic! You're really doing this! It hovers to you almost with excitement. Maybe you should try moving it in a circle? The drone follows your hand. It almost hit the lamp and the wall a few times, but you're doing it! The drone flew back to your desk. Safe and sound. The room feels kind of off now. Dark and silent. The watch is the only thing giving the room light. What can the watch do anyway? [Analyze]It's only a basic model. A few years old. It has basic apps, calling, voice to text, a musicplayer, Youtube, and a few games. Dinky little thing. It's big too! It can be upgraded. It's lame in here so you pushed the bed to the window and flew out it. The night is gorgeous. With your eyes you can see the stars and you're getting info on them.Even though you will never see your friends and family ever again at the very least you have the stars and planets you used to watch back home.You're in a different time, but the positions of the planets are like the positions from 2020. WWIII started that year. You flew back in to sit on the bed. He's peaceful now.
>>4384628DARKNETTime to research again! The stars and planets are the same here with some extras.>General academy stuff Eden is on a collection of private islands. Some of them artificial. It gets attacked a lot and has been destroyed. It's next to the main land and they have a bunker there for the students that is on the biggest island. Thousands of famous Heroes from all over the world have come out of there and some live at Eden or the nearby city which is extremely cosmopolitan. 10-22. AI can't apply officially, but they get in under the radar and get kicked out if caught. Clubs and sports are taken super fucking seriously. Powerless fucks can get in. Cybernetics are allowed. And many people are taking about Eden housing Aliens and Demons. Cults too!>background check for Twink Grew up in boring suburb. Dad was an accountant. He hit big in stocks. Moved to a place like Beverley Hills. There where times dad went away for weeks. He went away for a year at one point. Came back later to go missing for 5 days and the cops found his body in the back of a casino. Shot 4 times in the back. Mother went missing after suing the casino. Found hit by a train. It was ruled suicide. Twink put into an orphanage until he aged out. Was bullied of course. Started fighting back even with those he couldn't when against. Orphanage was shut down. It was too violent and didn't meet sanction standards. The building is still there. Only 3 cities away. The city is very violent and is a mafia paradise. 5 mayors where shot there.>what scholarships he can apply forFor Orc oppression, orphan and poorfag scholarships they cover 4 million. 500,000 for just being a catboy and writing 2,000 words about being a catboy. One that's worth 1,000,000 from the Church of Scientology if you agree to take a course in Scientology. A video contest about of how awesome the world before 2020 was for 2 million. A fighting game tournament you can cheat at for 1 million. 1,500,000 in general stuff. 7 AMIt's time for him to get up. You will have him get breakfast and get ready before you start your day.What do?>Train him>Talk to him (what)>Tell Twink to do something (what?)>Go Online>Research>Meet Others>Steal from hotel>Steal from guests>Buy something>Check on Simps>Test new functions (what?)>Test new powers>Go to your Home>Look around>Write In>Wait>Ponder the meaning of life.
>>4384631>Steal from hotelA small towel and some of those mini bottles of shampoo and conditioner in addition to the little packets of soap bars. We're a dastardly little guy.>MISSION>Ergin_Demon>[4,000 pence>2 miles from shopAlso this. We might as well see if its possible to fight them.
>>4384660Starting new thread soon. It's been 10 days.Thinking ahead, you already ordered his breakfast last night. High protein power meal. The maid will be in at 7:30 AM. This is your chance to steal the the rest of the soap and another small towel. How dastardly of you.You switch out of your jumpsuit into a fashionable causal outfit. The curtains fly open."Twink you massive faggot." You said while shaking him awake. "It's Demon Slaying day! We need to get a move on." After both of you fucked around with the drone, he showered and he chowed down the power meal. He rode the bike to the weapons shop to see if it's possible to fight Ergin right now."It certainly is and I won't stop you." Said Daniel the owner guy. "Listen, you just got your chip implant and your friend has never fought a demon before.""I have!" You shifted out just to say that."Sure newborn. Anyway...""I'm only new to his body.""It's true!" Twink intervened. "He lost his last host and his family.""A service AI then?" Daniel snapped back."No! The dad was a bounty hunter!" You pushed forward. "Look. Ergin was trouble for even groups of 5. Toby's a sweet kid, but you know he doesn't have the greatest control of his gift. Are you sure you want to take this risk?"TBC NEXT THREAD