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STATUS POST
I'll answer to this post when applications for new characters are closed.

I will also quote it when I'm posting general information about the quest.

The quest will run for 2 weeks and I will update at least once per day. I post anywhere from 1000 UTC to 2200 UTC.

IMPORTANT:
For new players only.

Quote this post when you post your character sheet.

For guidelines on how to create your sheet, visit the previous thread: >>4325196

Anchor post: I'll quote this post with the updates

Summary
In the previous thread, the adventurers took the quest "White Slavery", of which the goal is to eliminate a succubus who has been kidnapping girls. This led them to Mr. Égéphiar's mansion, a warlock, who the succubus, Zaelhya, works for. Mr. Égéphiar proposed a game of riddle to the adventurers. Ayame and Wade lost the game and became enslaved. Mr. Égéphiar promised that if Shi kills Solana, the Guild Mistress of the Adventurer's Guild, he would free one of his two friends. Shi accepted. Some of the other adventurers, called the "moralfags", began opposing Shi's plans. Meanwhile, Mark led his own investigation and discovered a strange crystal hidden inside of the mansion.

Player Characters
>Wade (>>4325298): Gladiator (class) - Creep (cheat)
>Mark Mondragon (>>4325326): Con Artist (class) - Clown (class) - Honkler (cheat)
>Shi Taberu Hito (>>4326199): Sorcerer (class) - Wizard (class) - Strange Aeons (cheat) - Edgelord (cheat)
>Squiddly (>>4327340): Priest of Kek (class) - Cursed Sage (cheat)
>Sakimoto Ayame (>>4332114): Druidess (class) - Buffed Up (cheat)
>Sir Bacon (>>4341756): Empath (class) - Anonymous (cheat)
>Chase Kanoy (>>4345370): Warrior (class) - Armsguard (class) - Sword Saint (cheat)
>Owen Kanoy (4355625): Assassin (class) - Japanese Bloodline (cheat)
>Sigric (>>4359225): - Priest of Odin (class) - Medicine Man (class)

Non-Player Characters
>Miyashita Emiya (>>4326214): Priestess (class) - Thief (class)

ELDRITCH EXPRESS
The Eldritch Express is a train owned by the player Jackson, as part of his cheat. It is used to travel between locations and as a mobile base.

>You must collectively fuel the five furnaces of the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train a bare minimum of forty pounds of flammable fuel per car attached in addition to sixty for the front, per day, if you want to keep it moving
>It currently has four cars. Its passenger car siderooms and conductor's cabin are at the height of modern luxury, complete with a bunk bed, TV, stereo/radio system, a nightstand, coat/hatrack, and multiple consoles with assorted video games and movies to watch and play. It has a combination messhall/kitchen/medical car, as well as 2 storage cars, filled simple assorted logging tools and fuel logs at the moment.

>>4362293

THIRTY-EIGHTH TURN

]>>4361184
Q: Can Shi cast Tiger's Willpower?
Willpower: Avg + 3 RS (Edgelord bonus) = Exceptional
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 33
A: Yes

Q: Can Abigail cast Tiger's Willpower?
Wisdom: Below Avg
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 77
A: No

Q: Can Shi perform the ritual?
Willpower: Avg + 1 RS (Tiger's Willpower) + 3 RS (Edgelord bonus) = Incredible
DC: Avg
Roll: 100
A: Crit No
Crit: Abigail gets abducted (>>4362177)

Q: How many people does Shi kill?
Roll: 76 / 2 = 38

>>4361216
Q: Can Bacon pry the collar off?
Odds: Impossible (emotional energies cannot have a physical action >>4346430)
Roll: 16
A: No

Q: Did he get useful posts?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 99
A: Crit No
Crit: his post didn't get answers

Q: Does he get a memory hint?
Memory: Low
DC: Avg
Roll: 61
A: No

>>4361219
Q: Can Owen establish a deep emotional connection?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 14
A: Yes

>>4361366
Q: Can Ayame cast Willpower, Wisdom UP?
Wisdom: Avg
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 63, 23
A: Yes, Yes

Q: Can Ayame dance well?
Dance: Above Avg (Agility) - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = Below Avg
DC: Low
Roll: 41
A: Yes

>>4361600
Q: Can Mark cast a mirage of himself?
Charisma: High
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 34
A: Yes

>>4361917
Q: Can Squiddly resurrect Wade?
Wisdom: Exceptional
DC: High
Roll: 34
A: Yes

Current Time: 1 PM

(The quests "White Slavery" from the previous thread will expire in two days, real time).

>>4361191
Shi leaves outside, accompanied by his minions: Zaelhya, Abigail and the ghouls. The two girls go to one side of the street, and the ghouls to another side, blocking both exits. Then Shi takes his Desert Eagles out and murders all of the homeless people, without exception. Those who managed to reach the exit were pushed back in by his minions. The majority of the population in the Lower Quarter is homeless, so Shi collects a total of 38 corpses, which the ghouls carry back inside his base.

They all go back to the backyard to perform the Call Dimensional Shambler ritual. Shi is now an expert at calling the eldritch entity to the Material Plane. He has already succeeded once, although his ghouls had immediately killed the entity, as he wisely commanded.

「Critical Failure 100」A taloned, simian creature forms in the air and materializes. This is a successful summoning, but only for one second. The creature jumps on Abigail at once, grabs her tightly in its muscular arms, and shifts back to its original plane of existence. The priestess screams, as she understands she will be devoured alive by the creature. Goodbye forever, stupid NPC bitch!

>Shi gains the title "Human Hunter"

>>4362297

>>4361219
Owen talks more with the pirate Agnès. He cuts off a rose from the garden and gives it to her. She takes it, blushing, as if it was the most precious treasure she was ever given. As they are talking, she confides that her dream is to live on a ship and navigate the seas in term of treasures. Owen says that he's dreamed of the same thing and would love to sail the seas in the company of a beautiful woman. The woman gasps! She cannot believe that her silly dreams are taken seriously by this gentleman. He says that he'll see her later and winks. She remains on the bench, hoping that he will return soon.

He then goes to the market district for some shopping.

MARKET
Potion of Beauty: 4 gold (Owen doesn't have enough money to buy)


>>4361366
「Willpower, Wisdom UP」Ayame calls on the power of Nature to make her friends more powerful in their spellcasting by buffing up their main casting stat. A blinking arrow appears above the heads of Bacon and Squiddly, indicating that the spell is active. Bacon gains a greater willpower; it is as if all sluggishness had left his body and mind. Squiddly gains a greater wisdom; his inner understanding of spiritual matters increases to a level unreachable to normal human beings.

>>4361216
Sir Bacon exposes the new master strategy to defeat the succubus.

"Depending on how succubi work here, I might actually have a hard counter to her. If I can purge an emotion from an area, such as, say, 「Lust」...it may either weaken her, make her magic useless, or possibly outright banish or kill her. "

While waiting for something to happen, he checks his "Succubus Enforcer" thread on /tg/. The thread is archived, with zero answer. The anons apparently didn't feel inspired by the subject.


>>4361917
The question of whether Resurrection is part of Kek's portfolio is preposterous, for it is Kek who revive everyone who died on Earth and brought them to the Isekai to have a second chance at life.

"Oh high lord of chaos and change, have mercy upon this poor marionette whose strings have been cut, fill him with your will anew to smite and bring justice upon the enemy"

「Kek's Resurrection」Squiddly puts his hands on Wade's chest and calls for Kek to resurrect him. Wade's ghost is teleported in front of Kek, in his Egyptian temple.

"WADE! YOU'RE BACK SO SOON!"

Wade's ghost travels through Kek's portal and re-enters his body. Wade sits up and coughs some blood. He feels disoriented, and despite no visible rot, his body feels "wrong" and weak. He sees the powerful and confident priest in front of him.

>>4362297

"Welcome to the land of the living, Shi has fucked up."

「Disintegrate」As the second of his gracious gifts, the Italian priest points his finger at Wade's slave collar and destroys it with a disintegrating ray. The collar is no more, so Wade will not die anymore if he doesn't return to his master's mansion before dusk, although he is still under the influence of the slave contract, which manifests as an invisible slave crest on his back.

Squiddly is like a blooming flower. He had a very slow start and was still begging for free items in the guild on Turn 13. He then quickly rose through the ranks and became a High Priest. Now, in just two turns, he removed an oni curse, resurrected Wade, and destroyed the slave collar. He's nothing short of amazing.

>Wade is resurrected but still suffers -2 RS body wounds
>Squiddly suffers -2 RS body wounds
>Squiddly gains the title "Disintegrator"

>>4361366
Ayame jumps and dances rather gracefully.

"Thank you, Kek priest."

Her mission accomplished, Ayame uses her cheat memory to lead everyone back outside, into the street in front of the demonologist's house. She then walks to the Adventurer's Guild hall and waits there for Shi.

>>4361600
Mark summon illusory duplicates of himself and escapes in the air. The guards below are very angry and raising their fists. He floats, pushed by the wind, until he lands gently on the pavement of another street.

The clown walks back to the Adventurer's Guild and requests a meeting with the Guild Mistress regarding the "White Slavery" quest. Upon seeing the communication crystal, the maid immediately brings him to the upper floor. She understands that it is a valuable and important artifact.

"This is the adventurer Mark."

>>4362297

Guild Mistress Solana takes the crystal and puts it in a special, magical socket. It projects the holographic image of a map. (Her description is here: >>4357661).

"What is this? It shows the exact location of the dungeon Labyrinthia."

She moves her hand to navigate to the next holographic screen. It looks like a contact list, full of demonic names, with a small avatar of various demons next to each name. She moves to the next screen and it shows the picture of a repugnant, pulsating pyramid of ribs and blackstone in a hellish landscape (>>4354830 >>4356010).

"This is the black pyramid that some adventurers have seen in their dream."

She puts her hands on the table.

"This confirms what I've been suspecting.

The city of Visea is suffering from a demonic infestation. It used to be a small, peaceful town. Then, the foreign alchemists and merchants came. They brought great technology with them, with promises that it would make the people's lives easier. The technology was great indeed, but their life didn't become easier. It became a living nightmare. The prices of everything rose, and even food and water became unaffordable. People had the choice of either to work to death in the factory, or to die homeless in the toxic fog. That was not a choice.

This is a communication crystal for the demons to exchange information between themselves. Here's what I think. Labyrinthia must be the home base of the succubi. The entrance is shaped like a vulva; this is no coincidence. And I think that the Jewish pyramid is what they intent to build in the future from Labyrinthia. They have broadcasted the vision as a dream to taunt us. The fact that they feel this confident can only mean that they are close to opening the gates of hell. I will keep the crystal so that our wizards can analyse it more. You will be rewarded with a fair amount of Kek Points.

Now, I'm asking you. Please take the Labyrinthia quest and stop this menace. You have proven your talent and I think you have a chance to succeed."

>"Labyrinthia" (S rank quest) - 50 KP
Labyrinthia is a dungeon that has appeared in the area. The entrance has the shape of a vulva and no one so far has come out alive.

>Mark gains 5 Kek Points

>>4362297
Why didn't you use my rolls from here >>4361191
The ones you used were for a turn before this and we're linked to it appropriately.

Rolled 93, 92, 88, 69, 76, 61, 66, 52, 52, 15, 94, 66, 33, 91, 3, 41, 27, 2, 66, 82 = 1169 (20d100)

>>4362298
>I walk away from the shop selling the potion, before walking around the block and sneaking back towards the place, trying to yoink the potion and sneak away

>>4362326
Well fuck me rolls.

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Rolled 85, 82, 28, 54, 42, 92, 59, 26, 11, 4, 35, 82, 14, 57, 40, 64, 15, 70, 27, 100 = 987 (20d100)

>>4362302
>I reply to Solana
"Mistress Solana as much as I'd like to I am only one man and my allies are barely armed themselves, a raiding party must be ordered. I suggest you help round up others who are capable like me. Till we meet again"

>I cash in my Kek points for gear. Something that would improve my archery and a weapon against demons and other artifacts.

"I am here to perform
Lass or lad I can conform
Tits and I ass I wear them well
Jugs I've conjure they could never tell"

>i cast an illusion to myself making me look like Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn albeit more voluptuous and just plain fanservice at this point.
>this triggers the chaos blessing right?

>I return to the mansion since its already 1pm if im correct.

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>>4362288
Full here: https://pastebin.com/wKwbM80i

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Rolled 95, 25, 50, 94, 76, 65, 21, 19, 60, 27, 17, 20, 23, 69, 19, 40, 93, 100, 66, 37 = 1016 (20d100)

>>4362298
>wow this enchantment is fuckin' sick, wonder how long it lasts...
>honestly I'm not surprised I got no responses, people probably assumed it was yet another coomer thread in disguise

>I follow Ayame to the adventurer's guild, but only to tell Solana that Shi agreed to pay for the scrolls he stole and he just needs a price tag
>if I run into Shi and Ayame meeting on my way out, I tell Shi (who I assume is in desert merchant disguise) the given price. I don't question or comment on their meeting at all, just flash a peace sign and walk away
>next destination is the market, Shi told me where he bought that leather armor and now I want some too
>I purchase a set for 2 silver and head back to the mansion's front yard to meet with Mark and the gang
>Equipping my armor, I tell Mark (>>4362353) my theory on how I can stun or cripple the succ by voiding an area of lust, and prepare for the attack
"...Also, why the fuck do you look like a Harley Quinn-themed pornstar?"

we need to take down the succ today or tomorrow, Shi I hope you're ready to take out Solana

>>4362297
If a ghoul wears human clothes can you tell if it is one or not?

>>4362409
its rotten undead mutated face is probably a dead giveaway, but maybe if you gave them a hat and a fake mustache...

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>>4362411
Their not zombies. I couldn't use rotten flesh to make them and from all the pictures I've seen of them, they look living.

>>4362318
I take the first action post when theres two

>>4362409
I suppose it depends on who's looking at them

>>4362434
Just get them like masks and some lipstick broski

>>4362438
The first post was for the last turn, not the turn you just updated. Bacon even said it here >>4361188

>>4362297
>I turn to my ghouls and say "I'll be back, you're in charge yellow ghouls."

>I ask Barbatos for my disguise and I shadow step towards the guild.

>Once there I go to the receptionist and head upstairs for my meeting with Solana.

Rolled 57, 86, 33, 50, 91, 22, 74, 88, 84, 70, 17, 82, 1, 64, 45, 88, 31, 32, 88, 13 = 1116 (20d100)

>>4362516

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Rolled 11, 69, 37, 82, 98, 3, 84, 30, 77, 52, 43, 8, 69, 69, 62, 92, 66, 73, 83, 2 = 1110 (20d100)

>>4362297
>"Fuck me! I have less than a hour to zombie her. At least Wade-kun's back now. Thank you Kek priest. Shi-kun we don't need an eldritch monkey bug to murder one lady and why do you have an Texan accent sometimes?"
>"Sounds badass tho!"
>Walks over to quest board
>"Hmm... Labyrinthia
>"Fatherfucker! This shit is the black pyramid from the vision! Something that should happen to a chosen one like myself, but is Frogman a chosen one too!?"
>"I gotta ask the others about this Labyrinthia.
>At least he's not fucking with the god now
>maybe

「Druidic Whisper」
"Shi-kun. At the guild hall now! I'm ready for you to smash that bitch, I don't know how to become others. Just change my species. I'm will try later to control the light to become invisible and if that shit doesn't work become wind. Suggest you should learn how to summon clothes or a body bag for guild lady. If you need me I can hear ya. Good luck!"

>Walk to the place I signed up for the shitty guild
"I would like to take on the Labyrinthia quest. I need to ask my friends first tho. May I have a meal ticket and a chest plate too please? I'm about to smash the succ's skull in."

>If I get them I get the meal, put it in my bag and put on the chest plate.
>Try to create 4 masks to sell only 3 of them with the peaches at the guild shop for: meat for Koko, notebook and pen, bag of salt, small glass bottle
>Go outside to hide and cast 'wisdom up' and then 'light control' on myself to become invisible.
>Even if I fail I go outside the guild hall to wait for Death Eater and follow him
>If invisible I tap him and「Druidic Whisper」
"I'm invisible dude! I can still hear your thoughts. I'm ready to zombie!"

I DID NOT TAKE THE WADE COINS

Rolled 9, 66, 8, 98, 73, 92, 96, 10, 10, 94, 27, 70, 32, 62, 100, 86, 76, 76, 7, 62 = 1154 (20d100)

>>4362297
> go to the guild and accept the “Labyrinthia” quest
> try to find the others
“What is the plan now? Still wanna kill the succubus?”
> try to find out if the effect of the spell is permanent and if it isn’t, try to make it so because hot damn superhuman level wisdom is fucking great
> ask how much for a warhammer or flanged mace to the guild maids

>>4362601
>“What is the plan now? Still wanna kill the succubus?”
"Well, yeah. If not for the rewards, then just the fact that she's been forcing chicks into prostitution to support he diabolical ends and she needs to be stops ASAP."

>>4362785
also I guess I need to take that Labyrinthia quest for later, or maybe we're all just gonna do it together

>>4362601
>>4362791
Of course we do it now, heal yourselves before we do anything tho. Better safe than sorry. Also we need to.make rhem.holy water balloons too.

>>4362298
Wu, Squids has only -1 RS wounds, I healed him.on the last thread.

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Rolled 24, 73, 49 = 146 (3d100)

>>4363141
"Cool. So, can you explain why you have pasty white titties?"
why did you do that illusion lmao, is this a scheme?
"I'm as healthy as I can be. I don't know if I can heal others myself, though...but I can give it the ol' college try."
>realizes I'll never get to go to college
>focus, ignore that, your past is behind you, Bacon...
>deep breathes
>Going up to Squiddly, since he seems injured (or whoever else is hurt if he's ok), I try to channel both my own and his calming emotional energies to encourage his body to heal faster

For any post where I add an action, imma just roll an extra 3d100 to be safe, in case you need an extra roll or three

>>4363449
She won't ever think of seducing me bec im a sexy grill duh big bren isekai playthrough #7 rule also im kinda wounded so I need that sexual healing my way baby( ͡° ͡°)

>>4363464
who are you and what have you done with Mark

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Rolled 4, 51, 46 = 101 (3d100)

>>4362556
>>4362302
>>4363141
If I see anybody that isn't Shi I say to them:
"The Demon Pyramid is real! There's a new quest and he has demon bros and he wants to open Hell's gate! As the chosen one I have take it the fuck on, but I didn't want sign up with out telling you guys."
If I see anybody that isn't Bacon or Shi ask,
"You know, I tried to revive Owen-kun today. I'm gonna need to get some mana. May I have 3 gold to buy a potion of ether? I will pay back!"
If I see Bacon I give him the meat to Koko a feed him.
If Bacon fails I heal Squiddly.

>>4363471
Its method acting Bacon, you wouldn't understand.

>>4363523
You don't wanna be indebted to me. I kill people for as little as knocking on my door. If you didn't pay your debts well let's just say it wouldn't be pretty.

>>4363587
aren’t you, like, loaded

>>4363141
Squids' injuries have worsened since you've healed him. He's in a dangerous situation.

>>4363789
wait I'm injured? well that sucks

>>4363939
yes. you've taken injuries but you don't know how. you've been oblivious to it but mark noticed and has been healing you with the power of clownness.

>>4362297
Finally, that bitch is dead

Rolled 15, 37, 39, 56, 23, 65, 78, 39, 66, 82, 83, 39, 88, 21, 97, 35, 14, 6, 10, 61 = 954 (20d100)

>>4363984
can i send her to my hell?

>>4362293

THIRTY-NINTH TURN

Raon Lee 「용련지가」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HSDTrcjFN4

>>4362326
Q: Can Owen sneak in?
Stealth: High
DC: High (he's in a crowded market)
Roll: 93
A: Crit No
Crit: the merchant grabs him

Q: Describe the merchant (using Description tables)
Rolls: 69, 76
A: Meaningfully Poor
Rolls: 61, 66
A: Kookily Military

>>4362353
Q: Can Mark cast the illusion?
Charisma: High + 1 RS (Honkler bonus) = Exceptional
DC: Low
Roll: 85
A: Yes

Q: Can he remember Margot Robbie accurately?
Memory: Above Avg
DC: High
Roll: 82
A: No

Q: Describe what's in Mark's syringue
Rolls: 54, 42
A: Kill of A plot
Kill the demonic plot, protection against charm

>>4363449
Q: Can Bacon cast Calm Emotions?
Willpower: Above Avg
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 24

>>4362535
Q: Is Barbatos still present?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 50
A: Yes

Q: Is Zaelhya able to catch up with Shi?
Odds: No Way (he moves too fast)
Roll: 91
A: Crit No


Q: Does she go outside?
Odds: Likely (trying to follow Shi)
Roll: 22
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 74
A: PC Positive

Rolls: 88, 84
A: Control of Status quo
The Status quo remains, Shi doesn't get killed when he enters the guild

>>4362556
Q: Can Ayame create wooden masks?
Wisdom: Avg
DC: Low + 2 RS (quantity) = Avg
Roll: 11
A: Yes

Q: Can she heal Squids?
Wisdom: Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 69
A: No

>>4364016

Current Time: 1:15 PM

Current Positions
>Égéphiar's living room: Barbatos
>Égéphiar's frontyard: Wade, Mark, Sir Bacon, Sigric, Zaelhya
>Guild Hall: Shi, Ayame, Squiddly
>Guild Study Room: Emiya
>Market: Owen
>Eldritch Express: Chase

>>4363988

>Can i send Abigail to my hell?
Yes. Let's give your worshippers a taste of what awaits them in their next afterlife.

>>4362326
Owen uses his Stealth competencies to sneak toward the merchant's stall. The merchant is an older man; obviously, a former soldier from his perfect, rigid posture. Although he has grown a bit fat, his musculature is still visible. Owen sees that the old man is gone and quickly grabs the Potion of Beauty. But the old man had already guessed Owen's rogueish nature from his Yakuza appearance. Although certainly he looks adorable from a certain angle, the veteran cannot be fooled by his nature. He grabs Owen's wrist firmly.

"I catch you, vile bumpkin! Thief!"

A crowd form around them. The merchant forcibly pulls Owen's toward the butcher's stall. He tries to resist, but the man is too strong.

"We are going to teach you what happens to thieves in this market!"

>>4362516
Barbatos gives Shi the disguise of James the Merchant.

「Shadow Step (Edgelord)」As Shi has murdered countless homeless people, he's became their number one enemy and can use his Edgelord power to teleport behind them. This allows him to reach the guild very quickly.

He goes to the receptionist and asks to meet Solana.

"Hm... Let's see... James the Merchant... You are three hours too early, your appointment is at 4 PM. (>>4344083) You can wait in our tavern and drink a few beers if you want."

Far behind him, Zaelhya leaves the mansion. She wanted to follow Shi in his adventures, but she's unable to catch up with the speed of Edgelord. She sees the adventurers waiting outside of her house, in the front yard. Her precious Wade is among them.

"WADE-KUN!"

She jumps on him and grab him in her arms.

"I was so worried! Barbatos told me you were dead!"

She grabs his face gently with her hands and examines that he does not suffer any injury.

>>4364016

>>4362556
Ayame walks to the pink-haired maid.

>I would like to take on the Labyrinthia quest.

"All right. I'm registering your entire party. This is a very dangerous quest from which no one came alive, but this is also the number one priority. We have calculated that if you don't succeed, the town of Visea will fall one and for all to the Jewish infestation. Good luck."

>May I have a meal ticket and a chest plate too please? I'm about to smash the succ's skull in.

The maid takes Ayame's ID card. She inserts it into a small, rectangular device which projects her data holographically.

"You currently have 0 Kek Points, this is not enough points to buy a chest plate."

She gives her a meal ticket. Ayame walks to the tavern section of the hall and requests today's special. The waitress brings her the dish "Œufs à la coque with seasoned mouillettes". It is made of eggs so she can't put it in her bag or it would spill everywhere. She can only take the mouillettes, which are small slices of bread.

「Nature Summoning」Ayame creates 4 wooden oni masks, similar to the one that's cursed, but without the curse.

>Try to create 4 masks to sell only 3 of them with the peaches at the guild shop for: {list}

The maid answers:

"The Kek Store is strictly to exchange Kek Points for quest rewards. We do not engage in bartering nor do we buy anything, regardless of how well made it is."

She bows in Japanese, afraid to offend the precious Easterner.

Ayame walks outside to the street.

>Go outside to hide and cast 'wisdom up' and then 'light control' on myself to become invisible.

A druid does not have access to the spell of invisibility. The spell Light Control can only control how the light is reflected on her and make her more or less bright but she can't turn invisible.

Ayame
>+4 oni masks

>>4362369
>>4363449
(Sir Bacon)

>wow this enchantment is fuckin' sick, wonder how long it lasts...
The enchantment wears off. It's very powerful but only last for 1 minute.

Sir Bacon follows Ayame to the Adventurer's Guild, holding Koko for her. The kitten feels very safe in his arms. He goes to the receptionist and explains that Shi has agreed to pay for the scrolls he stole.

"Ah? Are you a member of Shi the Renegate's party? Has he already used up all of the scrolls? Shi the Renegate has a total debt of 155 gold coins. This is a lot of gold: the scroll of Summon Demon alone was worth 127 gold coins."

Sir Bacon informs James the Merchant of the cost, flashes a peace sign, and quickly walk away.

>>4364016

「Calm Emotions」Bacon also sees Squiddly in the hall. He puts his palm on his forehead and says "Calm Emotions!" out loud. He transfers his own soothing energy into the High Priest, who feels much less agitated. Bacon is correct to think that this will help his body heal faster, as stress is the number one factor that hurts our human body.

He then walks back to the demonologist's mansion. He sees that everyone is staring blanking at Mark, who's dressed like a woman.

"Why the fuck do you look like a Harley Quinn-themed pornstar?"

>Squiddly will feel less agitated for one turn

GENERAL MARKET
>leather armor: 2 silver

>>4362601
(Squiddly)

>go to the guild and accept the “Labyrinthia” quest
The receptionist takes his ID card and checks his information.

"Your party leader, Ms. Ayame, has already registered for the quest."

> try to find out if the effect of the spell is permanent and if it isn’t
Of course, it is not permanent. It only lasts for one minute.

> ask how much for a warhammer or flanged mace to the guild maids
"This is an excellent choice. The warhammer and flanged mace both cost 1 Kek Point. You currently have 0 Kek Points, this is not enough points to buy either."

> try to find the others
Squiddly finds that both James the Merchant and Ayame are around.

>>4364016

>>4362353
>Mistress Solana as much as I'd like to I am only one man and my allies are barely armed themselves, a raiding party must be ordered.

"A raiding party has been ordered. I've put up a quest for it on the board. A lot of F rankers have taken it, and they've all either died or disappeared. Only the Chosen One can save all of us, now..."

She signs herself silently.

>I cash in my Kek points for gear. Something that would improve my archery...
A potion of dexterity can be exchanged for 5 KP.

>...and a weapon against demons and other artifacts.
You don't have enough points for artifacts. A weapon against demons costs the same as a +1 weapon, 20 KP.

「Honkler」Mark spots his friend Squiddly in the guild hall. A huge syringue appears in his left hand. He injects Squiddly with a fluorescent, sugary liquid. It hurts like hell but Squiddly begins to feel a bit better. If anything, the sugar makes him feel more energized.

「Illusory Disguise」Mark casts an illusion to turn himself into a voluptuous, blonde-haired, square-jawed woman, dressed in an Harlequin costume. The disguise is rather convincing and boosted by his Honkler poem. However, he's unable to look like the actress Margot Robbie because it's too difficult for him to remember her exact traits.

He returns to the Lower Quarter. When in the mansion's street, he begins running and performs a series of somesaults. It is now 1:15 PM and he's late. Everyone was waiting for him because he had said to meet back at 1 PM (>>4361179). They are all looking expectantly at Mark because they thought he had a plan, but in truth, he doesn't have any. He says nothing and everyone remains silent.

>Honkler (poem): For two turns, Mark gains a +2 RS disguise bonus
>Honkler (picture): For one turn, Squiddly gains a +2 RS bonus against charm

Rolled 38, 62, 11, 8, 7, 48, 61, 80, 99, 90, 79, 67, 35, 83, 10, 59, 40, 71, 76, 29 = 1053 (20d100)

>>4364018
>>4364020
>I buy the leather armor for 2 silver and equip it

>back at the mansion
"Well, I'm glad we found a way to bring Wade back, after all. Someone seems to like him."
>I send an 「Emotional Whisper」 to Mark
"Do you actually have a goddamn plan, or are we just winging this!? The demon guy is probably right inside, and if we fight her here we're liable to be interrupted."

>>4364033
Chill the fuck out,

Rolled 27, 70, 50, 42, 97, 97, 83, 100, 66, 14, 9, 49, 35, 94, 52, 53, 12, 13, 83, 90 = 1136 (20d100)

>>4364021
Does the potion permanently increase my dex? If it does I buy it and drink it. If not is there any silver weapon I can buy?

>I look at the Succubi and said to everybody.
"We do it now boys"

>I start singing
Hatsune Miku - Kyrie Eleison with aid of my audio illusion and start pelting her with salt.

>I cast a mirage of myself saying this.

"Clown ass bitch, you ugly as fuck,
Needin magic to get them boi cocks,
This town too small for us two,
Only one clown will reign and it aint you"

>after singing the song I start shooting arrows at her.

"Fly true fly high,
Arrow seek that thots pie,
Honk loud, honk clear,
The real joke lies when the arrow passes through her rear!"

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>>4364081
Fuck me

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Rolled 79, 34, 61 = 174 (3d100)

>>4364081
>ok, so we're doing this.
>time to fulfill my role as primo support
>as soon as I hear "we do it now boys", i use my Empath powers to temporarily banish the emotion of lust from the immediate area
>as succubi are powered by this feeling, this should either cripple or kill her
>there's a chance she gets thrown out of the area as well, so I position my magical purge so that it'd throw her into a wall or some shit

>now for the fun part
>I channel my own anger at the succ's horrible deeds into my own personal aura, giving myself a temporary stat boost
"Feel the weight of your sins, their magnitude immeasurable! *Nulla misericordia*!"
>translation: No mercy!
>I force the succubus to feel something she might not have ever felt before: 「Guilt」. This manifests as the literal weight of her actions weighing her down and immobilizing her so my buddies can go in for the kill.

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>>4364111
some visualization for the anti-lust field, the pink clouds are just the general emotional energies in the air (in this case, for lust specifically)

this draw feature is fun

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Rolled 30, 30, 84, 51, 46, 87, 93, 23, 79, 86, 29, 53, 80, 66, 19, 91, 65, 48, 26, 38 = 1124 (20d100)

>I was standing there, open-mouthed
>the battle is raging
>Mark is singing, reciting poems and shooting arrows at the same time
>Bacon is speaking Latin
>adrenaline is kicking in

ODIN, LORD OF BATTLE, GRANT ME YOUR HOLY STRENGHT. UNBIND THE THREE TETHERS AND LET YOUR POWER FLOW THROUGH MY CLUB.

>I point the club toward the succubus

HOLY SMITE!

>>4364017
>I start to say some random shit in Japanese, before saying in the best broken English I can muster
"Huh? I thought yous said that you was give to me? Must be part of language blockage yes?"

Rolled 10, 27, 67, 92, 4, 1, 76, 2, 19, 33, 88, 20, 45, 50, 14, 28, 12, 97, 23, 84 = 792 (20d100)

>>4364166
Forgot to namefag/roll

>>4364017
>I go out to the local market and buy a hand saw, a satchel big enough to hold a human, a thick piece of cloth that could be used to gag someone, and 30 feet of rope.

>I then go back to the guild and start reading about the history of this region in their library.

Rolled 38, 26, 45, 83, 65, 42, 33, 97, 24, 11, 3, 69, 73, 64, 6, 7, 15, 73, 51, 5 = 830 (20d100)

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>>4364208
>>4364204
Shi when he sacrifices the life of one of his followers to appeal to the moralfags so he can kill Solana uninterrupted

Rolled 45, 69, 14, 88, 87, 7, 89, 44, 37, 66, 83, 92, 79, 98, 76, 59, 10, 44, 71, 91 = 1249 (20d100)

>>4364016
> heal my wounds because shit’s about to get real
> take as much water as I can and bless it to carry it with me
> meet up with mark, bacon & co to beat up some thots
> if it won’t damage me, bless my longsword
“Smite machine squiddly ready to beat up some heretical ass. Do we have any info if Shi will be here too?”

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Rolled 69, 57, 20, 88, 7, 96, 95, 19, 25, 98, 99, 35, 68, 27, 86, 40, 90, 24, 33, 55 = 1131 (20d100)

>>4364018
(I ate the egg thing very fast btw)

>Follow Shi to market
>Sell all 5 masks and my 3 peaches to buy:
>shitty robe
>tattered poor lady dress
>bag big enough to hide witch hat and clothes
>notebook and pen
>2 cinnamon buns or something like them
>small glass bottle
>chalk and candles
>Put new clothes on (if I didn't get my bag I put the new dress over the goth one and hide my other clothes inside bamboo bag and hide witch hat inside cloak behind back)
>Create a simple mask, wooden samurai armor with vines and clogs and put it all on (armor under new dress)
>Follow Shi back and reading about the esoteric nature of classes, cheats and psychic powers, where they come from, Kek's involvement, are the genetic.
>Hide under table and use 「Psychonaught」 to go to hobo land and cast 「Druidic Whisper」on all the hobos I see saying!
"Plebeian subhuman faggots! It is I Ayame-sama! Do what I say or me and my trench coat friend will murder you! My friend Wade-kun wants nothing, but your undying praise. He's at the manor fighting a purple haired demon with poor dude clothes. Also my friend Bacon feeds off your pathetic emotions too, he's in a green shirt. He will haunt ya dreams forever in Hell if you don't help."
>Then I sent a warning gale to kill some of them.
>>4364204
"I'm gonna start meditating. Tap me when you need me. ... James-kun, besides the yellow gang, do you know anybody that lost their powers especially if they didn't die?"

>>4364330
>are the genetic.
Is it a typo? What does it mean?

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>>4364333
Are classes etc from genes.

>>4364336
I could answer that for you

>>4364405
What's the answer??

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>>4364405
Thanks. Could you answer 'James-kun, besides the yellow gang, do you know anybody that lost their powers especially if they didn't die?' too?

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This message is for the QM

line.566, new stuff
because bleeding my nightmares was a good idea.
https://pastebin.com/k4AP2AKW

>>4364475

specification:
it starts at 566

>>4364421
>>4364411
I've been in a city where cheats were blocked unless it was sanctioned by the authorities. Every power in this world is either learned or provided by the soul (not counting power inherent to the body like a dragon breathing fire). Considering classes are just given to iseaki victims and taken away they can soul-based. But, most normal NPCs have gotten their classes through learning like Emiya. The only exception would be magical classes, which are somewhat complicated. We know they can be soul-based through kek and other gods granting them, but it's hard to say whether it's also genetic or learned, but I think I figured it out. Sorcerers seem to just being using their will and visualization to shape the world around them, which may reflect real-life books like "The Secret" which promise that the average man can achieve their goals just by visualizing it over and over again. Of course, this doesn't work in the real world, but since Iseaki land is close to the dream dimension, sorcerers can. Wizards can use their IQ instead of will to do this showing that through proper technique one can achieve the same feats as someone with an immense will. This all points to it being a learned trait. There isn't any evidence for any classes being genetic so I would assume their either soul-based or learned.

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>>4364517
Neat thanks.

>>4362293

FOURTIETH TURN

Art: "Albedo" by chibi-oneechan, Creative Commons

>>4364081
Q: Does Kyrie Eleison actually work?
Odds: 50/50 (as said in Turn 12, the teacher seemed stupid)
Roll: 42 (4th roll)
A: Yes


Q: Can Mark sing the song properly?
Singing: Below Avg
DC: Avg (see Turn 24)
Roll: 27
A: Yes
+1 RS protection against demons

Q: Does salt do anything?
Odds: Very Unlikely (that's some BS from our world)
Roll: 97 (5th roll)
A: Crit No

Q: Can Mark hit with his arrow?
Archery: Dextery (Below Avg) - 3 RS (specialized skill) = Minuscule
DC: Low (target is close)
Roll: 27
A: No

>>4364111
Q: Does leather armor hinder spellcasting?
A: Already ruled that it does not http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3888990/#p3900628

Q: Can Bacon banish the lust emotion?
Willpower: Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 38 (1st roll)
A: Yes

Q: Does it block her special abilities?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 8 (4th roll)
A: Crit Yes
Crit: She suffers a - 1 RS morale penalty to all actions

Q: Can Bacon channel the anger emotion?
Willpower: Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 62 (2nd roll)
A: Yes


Q: Can Bacon channel guilt?
Willpower: Below Avg
DC: Low
Roll: 11 (3rd roll)
A: Crit Yes
Crit: No saving throw
Guilt: -1 morale penalty to initiative and attacks

>>4364126
Q: Can Sigric cast Holy Smite?
Wisdom: Exceptional
DC: Above Avg
Roll: 30
A: Yes

Q: Can the succubus succeed her saving throw?
Willpower: High
DC: Exceptional
Roll: 51
A: No
The succubus is blinded

>>4364312
Q: Can Squiddly cast Heal?
Wisdom: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 45
A: Yes

>>4364624

>>4364168
Q: Can Owen get away with this situation?
Charisma: Low
DC: Avg (not evaluating the real DC because he's Japanese)
Roll: 10
A: Yes

>>4364208
Q: Describe the ancient history of the region
Rolls: 83, 65
A: Assist of Intrigues
The kingdom joined the empire due to intrigues
Rolls: 42, 33
A: Haggle of Lies
The intrigues were strictly based on merchant lies
Rolls: 97, 24
A: Transform of Tension
In the end, a bellicose region pacified

Q: Describe the recent history of the region
Rolls: 11, 3
A: Persecute of Environment
The region has been destroying its natural resources
Rolls: 69, 73
A: Ruin of Opulence
This resulted in extreme poverty and loss of cultural influence
Rolls: 64, 6
A: Spy of Reality
It has been spied on by something from another reality, a demon

>>4364330
Q: Are there genetic classes?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 88 (4th)
A: No

Q: What is the source of magic?
Rolls: 7, 96
A: Violate of The public
It's taken from the collective energy -- magoi

Q: Can she send a Druid Whisper to the hobos?
Wisdom: Avg
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 69 (1st roll)
A: No

Q: Can she use Psychonaut properly?
Psychonaut: Below Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 57 (2nd roll)
A: No

Q: Can she cast a warning gale from the distance?
Wisdom: Avg
DC: Superhuman
Roll: 20 (3rd roll)
A: No

Q: Can she create more items?
Wisdom: Avg
DC: Avg + 2 RS (quantity)
Rolls: 95
A: Crit No
Crit: mana exhausted for next turn

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>>4364624

Current time: 1:20 PM

>>4364081
(Mark)
>Does the potion permanently increase my dex?
No.

>Is there any silver weapon I can buy?
You're not at the guild hall anymore, so you can't know.

Mark looks at the succubus and says: "We do it now, boys."

He starts singing Kyrie Eleison by Hatsune Miku. Mark has a great background as a singer, and now that he has taken a female form, his voice sounds more beautiful. He doesn't sound as good as the real Hatsune Miku, who had earlier performed a concert in this very location to celebrate the killing of Owen, but still, he sounds decently good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eszEJ7nRWXc

When he reaches the verse "Kami-sama boku no negai o kiite okure", the succubus puts her hands on her ears, visibly feeling very annoying.

"What is this horrible song? I can't tolerate to hear the sound of it. STOP IT!!!"

Mark does not respond and keeps singing. His only answer is to pelt her with salt, which makes her confused because she doesn't understand why he's doing that.

Then, he grabs his bow and an arrow, and shoots at her, aiming for her rear, but the arrow misses completely. He's no longer the Markman he used to be (due his auto-evaluation of his Dexterity going from High to Below Average).

"What are you doing? Don't aim that thing in my direction!"

Honkler: Mark gains a +1 RS Charisma bonus for the next turn
Honkler: the second poem doesn't activate any power because the 4th verse is way too long

>>4364111
After Mark is done with his concert and failed archery, it is now Bacon's turn to attack the confused succubus.

「Banish Emotion: Lust」In a 10-ft-radius magical circle forms around Bacon, banishing any emotion of lust around him. As the succubus is holding Wade and is standing close to him, she's caught in the circle. Bacon feels his own lust diminish and his own genitals are shrinking. This make him feel generally more placid.

「Amplify Emotion: Anger」Like the ancient berserkers of the Norse legends, Bacon enters a state of trance-like fury. He feels powerful, even invicible. The emotion cancels all fear that he could feel in his heart.

"Nulla misericordia!"

「Amplify Emotion: Guilt」His last action is to curse the succubus with the feeling of guilt. The feeling of guilt is a very negative emotions that traps people in the cycle of karma. She's visibly feeling distressed by this feeling, as she becomes more enchained to the material world.

>Anger: Bacon gains +1 Strength, +1 Toughness, +1 Willpower, -1 Defense for the next turn and for as long as he can hold concentration

>Holy Trips of Jesus: For the duration of this thread, Bacon can choose to gain a +1 RS bonus to one action. He must announce it in the same post as his action.

>>4364624

>>4364126
"ODIN, LORD OF BATTLE, GRANT ME YOUR HOLY STRENGTH. UNBIND THE THREE TETHERS AND LET YOUR POWER FLOW THROUGH MY CLUB."

「Holy Smite」Sigric channels the energy of his god, Odin, into his club, and zaps the succubus with blue energy.

Zaelhya screams. She finally understands that she's been betrayed. The heroes have used Wade as decoy to trap her and attack her. But Wade doesn't seem to do anything. He stands frozen, as if the player behind him went AFK. She stretches her arms and stands defensively between her enemies and him.

"Wade, I love you! I will do anything to protect you!"

She confessed to him because she knows that the odds are against her and she's probably about to die. She tries to concentrate and calls her own magic... She's now going to attack one of the adventurers... and maybe kill them!

>Zaelhya suffers -1 RS magic damage

>>4364312
「Heal」Squiddly casts the healing spell to heal his mysterious wounds. He feels a bit better and less tired.

He then runs toward the mansion, but he's much too far from the battle. During the time it takes for Mark to sing Kyrie Eleison, he only covers one third of the distance between the guild and the mansion.

(For this reason, the other actions are cancelled.)

>Squiddly now only suffers a total of -1 RS general damage

>>4364166
Owen is brought to the butcher, a fat, balding man of 150 kg. The potion seller grabs Owen's wrist and puts it on a wooden plank. The butcker grabs his meat-cutting knife and raises it in the air. They are going to chop off Owen's hand, as it is always done to thieves. Owen begs in Engrish, a broken form of English in which he is fluent.

"Huh? I thought yous said that you was give to me? Must be part of language blockage yes?"

The crowd takes Owen's side. A man yells:

"He's a cute, precious Easterner! Easterners can't do no evil! Let him go!"

The rest of the crowd scands:

"Let him go! Let him go! Let him go!"

The butcher is hesitant. He looks at the other merchant, who shakes his head and let go of Owen's wrist. He says:

"We better never seen your face around here again. Now leave, scum!"

>>4364624

>>4364204
Shi researches the history of the region in the library.

History of Pretia

Visea is located in the Province of Pretia, of the Empire of Tyria. In ancient time, Pretia was a foresty regions inhabited by warring tribes which shared a common culture. Their culture was pure and noble. They were led by druids, who revered nature and viewed it as sacred. To the west, on the coast, the Kingdom of Tyria was unifying itself and conquering all neighbouring barbarian tribes. In turn, the villages of Pretia were unified by a strong king to resist the inevitable invasion. Tyria and Pretia fought some wars which were never conclusive.

The king of Tyria was advised by an evil merchant from the south and began trading with Pretia. Soon after, he was making loans and issuing paper money to Pretia. This helped the merchants to migrate to Pretia and take control of their economy and culture. The king of Pretia was too happy to benefit from this new apparent wealth, but his kingdom couldn't pay its growing debts. This is how they fell and were absorbed in the Empire. The warring tribes adopted the peaceful and civilized manners of Tyria and the Pretian culture disappeared. The merchants were later exterminated in a crusade and all paper money was burned. Druids are now very rare, but their knowledge has only been saved by the Adventurer's Guild.

In recent times, Pretia has destroyed most of its forests to replace it with farmland to feed its growing cities. This has resulted in a terrible loss of natural resources. An increase of demonic activity has also been reported in several cities.

MARKET
>hand saw: 3 copper
>human-sized satchel: 3 copper
>gag: 1 copper
>30 ft of rope: 1 copper

>>4364624

>>4364330
「Druid」Ayame tries to cast several spells and use the power of Psychonaut, but unfortunately, everything fails. She feels extremely exhausted from casting too many spells at once.

She follows Shi to the library and researches various subjects.

>reading about the esoteric nature of classes, cheats and psychic powers, where they come from, Kek's involvement, are the genetic.

Introduction to Adventuring

The obtainment of a magical class is the result of many years of hard efforts.

Sorcerers in training must develop their willpower to control their mind, dreams and the Astral Plane. When they make a breakthrough and can focus and control their mind to a high degree, they become able to shape the fabric of reality using magoi (魔力), the energy that is created by all living creatures.

Priests develop powers that are similar in appearance but comes from developing lucidity and an intuitive understanding of reality. Their power requires willpower and meditation too, but to a lesser degree. Their power is very spiritual and esoteric, and poorly understood. Whether they use magoi or not is subject to debate. Priests claim that they do not use magoi, but pray their deities for miracles.

Rarer forms of magic are also known to exist.

>Are they genetic?
It is not strictly genetic. Theorically, every human being should be able to use magic. But in reality, genetic predisposition have an influence, i.e., the mental stats. This fact was ruled by Kek through the dice, but was deducted accurately by Shi (>>4364517).

>Kek's involvement
Kek's involvement and the concept of Isekai is not documented in the library. This is a very occult subject.

Ayame
>She's temporarily disconnected from her supply of mana and cannot cast spells in the next turn

MARKET
>For 5 masks and 3 peaches, a merchant offers shitty robbed, tattered dress, bag, notebook and pen

Rolled 33, 87, 4, 20, 70, 45, 46, 10, 70, 7, 49, 62, 16, 42, 41, 47, 11, 86, 18, 73 = 837 (20d100)

>>4364631
>I give the man double finger guns, before slinking off into the shadows, moving back towards the richer part of town, and trying to pickpocket some rich nerds, doing the broken engrish act if I get caught

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Rolled 82, 70, 31, 47, 85, 36, 58, 92, 13, 61, 32, 16, 62, 100, 25, 75, 55, 65, 91, 82 = 1178 (20d100)

>>4364630
>holy shit I'm so fuckin mad
>but I'm not stupid, I don't have the arsenal to put her down
>so using my enhanced willpower, I will fill my role as support

"Pugna non perfecta est!"
>TN: The fight isn't over!

>I fill my allies' hearts with vigor and righteous fury, enhancing their power and spellcasting
>she looks like she's about to lash out, I draw my sword and prepare to react and counterattack
>if I do that, I respond with a good ol'
"PREDICTABO!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLekt6fGous

>>4364630
I kinda feel bad for the succubus, she wasn't even that evil. She treated most people well and died for the one she loved. I mean sure, she was a bit spoiled and bratty but she's a princess of hell what do you expect.

>>4364630
What time is it?

>>4364635
>>4364635
>I conjure an illusion of a child mocking her.
"You're ugly and fat without your powers,
Unwieldy to look at and never a wonder,
Boils and scars runs your face,
Illusion broken, put her in place!"

>I start raining illusionary arrows at her to distract her from the others.

"someone stab her now!"

>if noone does it, I take a swing at her with my long sword.

"For my next trick,
you will swallow this sword,
Not me but you,
this I give you my word"

>if someone does atrack her support him by making an illusion of him fighting by his side to confuse the succubus

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>>4364710
>wasn't even that evil

>>4353637
>"Yes, she does. She kidnaps young, useless women and then she teaches them what they can learn of their art"
>kidnaps women and forces them into prostitution

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Rolled 36, 15, 31, 47, 22, 36, 73, 25, 15, 74, 26, 90, 38, 68, 77, 2, 37, 27, 28, 75 = 842 (20d100)

>>4364777
Fuck me, heres the drawing and rolls.

>>4364780
>She kidnaps young, useless women and then she teaches them what they can learn of their art

She most likely just used her abilities to get them to follow her not actual kidnapping, she gave job training to the homeless in a profitable profession, the women were happy in their new jobs, and favorably described her. I see nothing wrong with her actions.

>>4364813
>She most likely just used her abilities to get them to follow her not actual kidnapping
that's kidnapping, Shi

>>4364897
I don't think convincing people to follow you is kidnapping, she's just a succubus so it would work like 100% of the time.

>>4364925
So if someone brainwashed you into sucking your own dick, it still is morally sound because it is under your own volition albeit it's been compromised? Baiting for edge points?

Rolled 26, 63, 17, 25, 9, 42, 97, 36, 81, 79, 99, 23, 88, 37, 38, 48, 10, 37, 77, 79 = 1011 (20d100)

>>4364631
> heal my wounds a second time, perhaps this time I can finally get rid of em. Unless it’s permanent in which case it sucks but whatevs, I have armor
> run to the fucking place I need to be fucking there since Sigric appears to be have taken a major in smiting instead of healing and Bacon can probably only give buffs and debuffs
“BY KEK WHY AM I SO SLOW”

>>4365174
there's nothing to heal but the damage from odin's wrath

>holy smite

>>4365200
roll

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Rolled 20, 81, 22, 62, 99, 33, 22, 43, 58, 52, 31, 20, 32, 46, 29, 37, 58, 14, 60, 88 = 907 (20d100)

>>4364635
>For 5 masks and 3 peaches, a merchant offers shitty robbed, tattered dress, bag, notebook and pen
"Would like all of it please! What's my change sir?"
>Put on new outfit and hide my witch one in new big bag.
>put hood on over head an eyes
>Skill check Forbidden Lore on how to summon an entity that can teach Forbidden Magic

When I was reading
>"So sorcerers here are psychic wizards and the people can use magic if they try enough? Makes sense to me!"
>"There's still going be very natural magic guys so more normal sorceys are still around. Of course the priests claim miracles just like home."
>And there's a place where cheats are banned so randos can have them as well."
>"The magoi is not a surprise. I knew this as a child.
>Shi-kun said stuff about classes being given and taken
>Do those types have some of form like the chakras?
>Maybe you get your spark through learning too
>Zaelhya was able to get into the guild does she has some class or just some demon lady?
>I know a few peeps that can control dreams and so can I
>Why isn't Chase with our side?!
>He could've been baller in the fight rekt the bitch from the inside with one her main powers
>Shi-kun can do the dream control outside her, but he doesn't even think she's that bad
>I think about this magic stuff for a while when reading

>Then when snacking on bread I write down mine and all the other party member's plus Chase's powers and skills, but in code (anime and game characters) and in Japanese
>The names are also coded (you guys can chose nicknames)
>draw flowers next to names
>And also draw and write about Koko in code

>Do whatever Shi tells me and if he doesn't read book about willpower and how to gain it

>>4365205
Read a book on being a druid, since your a druid

Rolled 95, 93, 3, 95, 11, 88, 76, 38, 49, 89, 64, 71, 80, 44, 19, 15, 63, 51, 79, 93 = 1216 (20d100)

>>4365201
2nd attempt

>>4364635
>Read a book on Wizardy, If they don't have that Read a book on Sorcery

Rolled 96, 32, 24, 15, 3, 2, 51, 100, 85, 76, 9, 2, 72, 31, 21, 77, 74, 65, 25, 43 = 903 (20d100)

>>4365659

>>4362293

FORTY-FIRST TURN

>>4364658
Q: Will the succubus attack with her whip?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 47 (4th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Will she summon a creature?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 85
A: No

Q: Will she use one of her skills?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 36
A: Yes

Q: Who is she targetting?
01-33: Mark
34-66: Sir Bacon
67-00: Sigric
Roll: 58
Sir Bacon

Q: Can she hit him?
Whip: High (see Turn 22) - 1 RS (damage) = Above Avg
DC: Below Avg (Bacon's Taekwondo)
Roll: 92
A: No

Q: Can she intimidate him?
Intimidate: High
DC: Willpower (Above Avg) + 1 RS (Moral High Ground) +1 RS (Anger) = Exceptional
Roll: 13 (1st roll)
A: Yes

Q: Can Bacon fill his allies' hearts with vigor?
Willpower: Above Avg + 1 RS (Anger) - 2 RS (intimidated) = Avg
DC: High
Roll: 70 (2nd roll)
A: No

Q: Can Bacon fill his allie's hearts with righteous fury?
Willpower: Avg (see above)
DC: High - 1 RS (limiting, righteous) = Above Avg
Roll: 31 (3rd roll)
A: Yes

Q: Can Bacon keep concentrated?
Willpower: Above Avg +1 RS (Anger) - 2 RS (intimidated) - 1 RS (ADHD) = Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 13
A: Yes

>>4365882

>>4364795
Q: Can Zaelhya succeed in slapping Mark?
Claws: High - 1 RS (damage) = Above Avg
DC: Reflex (Below Avg) - 2 RS (semi-specialized) + 1 RS (song bonus) = Low
Roll: 47
A: Yes

Q: Can Mark cast illusory arrows?
Charisma: High - 1 RS (damage) + 1 RS (Honkler bonus) = High
DC: Low
Roll: 36 (1st roll)
A: Yes

Q: Can Mark hit her with his sword?
Sword: Minuscule + 1 RS (Honkler) = Weak
DC: Above Avg
Roll: 15 (2nd roll)
A: No

>>4365174
Q: Can Squiddly heal his remaining wounds?
Wisdom: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 26
A: Yes

>>4365234
Q: Can Sigric cast Holy Smite?
Wisdom: Exceptional + 1 RS (Righteous Fury) = Incredible
DC: Above Avg
Roll: 95
A: No

>>4364637
Q: Can Owen slink off into the shadows?
Hide in Shadows: Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 33
A: Yes

Q: Can Owen succeed on pickpocketing?
Pickpocket: Dexterity (High) - 4 RS (specialized) = Low
DC: Avg
Roll: 87
A: Crit No
Crit: gets caught again

Q: Does the broken Engrish act work again?
Charisma: Low
DC: Avg (Turn 40) + 1 RS (repeated stupid action) = Above Avg
Roll: 4
A: Yes

>>4365662
Q: What subjects does Shi read about?
Rolls: 15, 3
A: Gratify of Environment
Helping the environment as a mage

Rolls: 2, 51
A: Starting of Jealousy
Mages make others envious
(What? Who gives a shit? This is the SJW's Guide)

Current time: 1:25 PM

>Time advances slowly when the party is in battle.
>If the battle continues, actions that take more than 5 minutes will be cancelled.


>>4364658
Sir Bacon says another line in Latin, the official language of the Vatican.

"Pugna non perfecta est!"

He then gives the translation in the common language: "The fight isn't over!"

The succubus is looking at him hatefully. Latin really makes her angry, and his general air of self-righteousness gets her even angrier. Sir Bacon is a moralfag to the core; he even has a skill called "Moral High Ground" on his character sheet. She makes her whip crack.

"You think yourself so high and mighty, but have you ever fought for your life? Have you ever fought a creature from Hell?"

Her eyes turn all black.

"WHEN YOU DIE, I WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL AND TORTURE YOU FOR MANY DARK AEONS!"

She begins speaking in the language of Hell, with a mighty voice that resonates inside of his head.

"Aššum tamut, išaru lā rāš tašīmti."

Sir Bacon feels shaken. But despite the danger, he heroically casts spells on his allies.

「Righteous Fury」The spell transfers his current rage to the priests of the party, who represent the tier of moralfaggotry just below him. This will allow them to smite the demon harder by channelling their own righteousness and faith in their god. Squiddly and Sigric get blurry visions of Kek and Odin, respectively.

Sir Bacon
>Intimidated: -2 RS to all stats and attacks for the current turn
>Remains Angered: +1 Strength, +1 Toughness, +1 Willpower, -1 Defense

Party Priests
>Righteous Fury: gain +1 Strength, +1 Toughness, +1 to attack spells, -1 Defense for the current turn

>>4365882

>>4364777
「Honkler (picture)」Mark walks to the succubus and tickles her belly. She begins laughing uncontrollably.

"Hahaha! Stop it! It's killing me! Haha!"

This is only the beginning of Mark's attacks. He conjures the illusion of a child mocking her. At the same time, he says that she has boils and scars on her face; this get her even angrier than Bacon's Latin. She walks to him and slaps him on the face.

"You are so rude!"

She's very strong and Mark feels like he's been punched by a professional boxer. He's knocked down and feels dizzy and nauseous.

"Wade! Say something!"

Wade, her husbando, doesn't say anything. He's still frozen and doesn't even blink.

From the floor, Mark shoots illusory arrows at her. She spreads her wings and flies into the air to dodge them. Mark jumps on the wall and tries to get as high as he can to hit her with his sword, but she flies higher to avoid him. Once she feels safe, she throws a look at Wade to see if he's in any danger.

>Mark takes -1 concussion damage
>Honkler (poem): For two turns, Mark gains +1 RS to Swords
>Holy Trips of Kek: For the duration of this thread, Mark can choose to gain a +1 RS bonus to one action. He must announce it in the same post as his action.

>>4365174
「Heal」Squiddly heals the remaining structural damage that he has suffered. He feels all fresh, this reminds him of his youth.

“BY KEK WHY AM I SO SLOW” he exclaims while running in a full plate armor of 20 kg. The weight is such that he can barely move, and all the muscles of his body feel sore. He definitely lacks the strength to wear this type of heavy armor.

He pushes himself to his limits, perilously walks through hostile hordes of beggars and cutthroats, and reaches the battleground. He sees the succubus flying in the sky and his allies on the ground trying their best to survive. This is a harsh battle, with no clear victor so far.

>>4364637
Owen enters the shadows to hide and navigate the city more safely. As usual, he hears the shadows whisper profanity into his ears, but he's used to it now and ignores them as if they didn't exist. The skill Hide in Shadows works by making walking on the border Plane of Shadow, a place of eternal darkness and evil. This is now his home, as his very nature has been tainted by the shadows.

He rematerializes inside of the Noble Quarter. He sees a rich nerd, wearing an imposing ruff around the neck. He tries to steal his purse but Owen is an assassin, not a thief. He has no skill in pickpocketing and doesn't know what he's supposed to do. He puts his hand on the purse and tries to pull it very hard, but it doesn't do anything. The nobleman hits Owen's hand with his cane, this hurts him really bad.

>>4365882

"A ruffian has penetrated our Quarter! Call the guards!"

Again, a crowd forms around them, and again, Owen uses the trick of speaking Engrish.

"I give free exorcism of Hokkaido. Ancient exorcism, no demon in body."

"What?" the noble answer. "He tried to steal my purse."

"Yes, yes. House all clean now. Demon gone."

Those few words of Engrish gain him the favors of the crowd. Despite his extreme hideousness, his Japanese form has allowed him to pretend to be a foreign exorcist.

>>4365205
>Skill check Forbidden Lore on how to summon an entity that can teach Forbidden Magic

As Forbidden Lore is a skill based on your personal knowledge, I need more information on what type of summoning magic you know.

Introduction to Adventuring: Willpower

Willpower is improved by exercising the mind with meditation, the same way Strength is improved by exercising the physical body. One minute of meditation is equivalent to one push-up of the mind.

Character Improvement (OOC information)


As defined in the OP, your character must represent yourself in real life (except for aspects affected by class and cheat). Only by improving yourself in real life can you improve your character. Therefore, it is impossible to improve in-character.

Self-Improvement Mode (OOC Information)

This has been defined since thread #3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3917586/#p3946664

If you pledge to stick to an easy self-improvement one-month program in real-life, then you can gain a +1 bonus to a stat. If you give up, then you lose the bonus. Below is the program for improving Willpower.

WILLPOWER PROGRAM
>Meditate for 30 minutes 2x/week

>>4365659
The SJW's Guide to Sorcery

A sorcerer's first duty is to help his community. As a sorcerer masters the most powerful forces in the universe, it is their duty to help the less fortunate humans who do not benefit from the privilege of magic. A good sorcerer will spend at least half of his efforts to contribute to his community. A beginner sorcerer might create food and water for the poor, or help them repair their house. A high-level sorcerer will work on more ambitious projects.

The power of a sorcerer will attract the envy of the commoners. This is absolutely normal, as commoners live very harsh lives. The sorcerer must raise beyond petty feelings and be at all time a model of virtue for the community. For each stone that a commoner throws them, for each house of theirs that is burned by the commoner's torches, the sorcerer must double his efforts to contribute the community. This is their debt and duty to society.

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Rolled 94, 38, 23, 38, 29, 3, 43, 95, 94, 20, 90, 8, 60, 100, 23, 81, 58, 98, 3, 34 = 1032 (20d100)

>>4365884
>Intimidated! Yikes, this bitch is scary...she's got more raw power than me or any of my allies
>But now is not the time to be shaken!

>"You think yourself so high and mighty, but have you ever fought for your life? Have you ever fought a creature from Hell?"
"Can't say I have, ma'am. I'm considering this quite the learning experience...But do you really think this is about me being some paragon of self-righteousness? Or is this about you being the absolute scum of the earth!?"
>the flames of fury burn hot, at least in the metaphorical sense (not sure if magical anger actually produces fire or just an illusory aura of it)
"Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered, but this ain't about me. This is about you, and all those people you stole away for your own selfish desires."

>oh hey it's Squiddly! I need to keep her distracted, so he can get a sneak attack in with his holy magic
>I 「Emotional Whisper」 to him to get ready to strike, with all the wrath of Kek you can muster
>So, she really doesn't like Latin, huh? Glad I spent so many years playing For Honor, I memorized a lot of niche battle cries and phrases
>Raising my plastic sword dramatically (while staying in a defensive stance, that whip looks dangerous and I want this blade in between it and me), I quote the Roman Chad of video games, the Centurion
"Quod non rursum occidas!"
>TN: Never again will you kill anyone!
>By being an absolute dramatic asshole, I'll turn her own anger against her! Literally blinding her with her own rage! Thanks to my Empath power, I should be able to manipulate and exaggerate others' emotions to do the impossible!
>and if I slip out of sight for just a second...that's all I need. She'll be full of anger with no true outlet, and if I get the chance, I can go in and stab her with my kukri
>So bait her into getting mad at me, so my allies can do their thing, and if she loses track of me, that's all the better...there's a hell of a plan. Let's hope it pans out.

>we got a gymnast clown and two priests, they should be able to get the kill
>so I'll only go in for the stab if they fail

>>4365888
>>Meditate for 30 minutes 2x/week
challenge accepted, not even joking this would definitely be good for my mental health

Rolled 47, 82, 87, 76, 29, 37, 34, 33, 46, 76, 28, 57, 86, 66, 48, 60, 70, 67, 37, 53 = 1119 (20d100)

>>4365888
I am extremely big brain
>I go find a library and try to find a book on shadowmancy

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>>4365973
>94
>on a roll to make her angry

>>4365976
>Calms her down
>Everyone starts talking about their differences
>Everyone is friends now

>>4365888
What time is it in game?

>>4366022
It is written at the beginning of the post 1:25 PM

>>4365991
>accidental talk-no-jutsu
all according to keikaiku

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4365973
also QM, how much longer until Bacon has the 「Download Complete」 for this thot

>>4366076
I do not know, how does it work? My understanding was that it works after a battle, not in the middle of it.

>>4366083
if that's how it works than no it wouldn't proc, I assumed it would activate after some time observing an opponent and understanding their moves/powers/fighting style

it's like, you lose one round in a fighting game or something, but you got the metaphorical "download" of your opponent, so you understand them in and out and wipe them the next two rounds and win the game

but you're the QM so it's up to you in the end

>>4365884
>I read a book on the source of Magic.

>>4366095
dice+20d100

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Rolled 65, 60, 87, 21, 97, 68, 82, 90, 36, 17, 5, 10, 93, 41, 11, 27, 92, 20, 58, 11 = 991 (20d100)

>>4365888
>"Start meditation, hm I can do that."
>Thinks about last night.
>"Is the succ really kidnapping women or is she just a bratty madam? I think total rapist bitch, but if she wasn't and she was blamed as one what would her friends and family think of her?"
>"Are my friends even okay. I wasn't able to check out what happening because I went to fast with the magic stuff."

「Druidic Whisper」
"Shi-kun, I'm going back to the manor for now to get a disguise and use my intuition to see if she's kidnapping women and sex slaving them or if they are lying thots that joined her. I won't attack until I know for sure. Okay?"

Run to fight and summon a Aloe Vera force field on as many party members as I can.

「Aloe Vera Shield」: Magic force field. Works better on fire attacks and any attack that can burn you easily. Not lightening.

Use intuition to see if she's a sex slaver and how she does it AND she her aura.

OOC
I will take the pledge of willpower and strength. I've been walking already so I should do ok.

I'm not trying to be a braggart, but I am a psychic and I'm not weak at all. (I blame God for my success as a psychic) I typed low for willpower because I'm lazy, my physical willpower and I burnout bad when I'm trying to learn or focus on something I don't like, but I push myself if it's for someone I like. (in school I was mostly in normal classes for a long time even though I was a special ed kid so I got sick of school even when I was getting good grades. I did get help though but I was mostly treated normally and really I'm thankful for it now and not angry at my parents for thinking I wasn't that bad.) Even with that stuff I gain a lot willpower sometimes. This stuff isn't meant to convince to change my stat. I promise. I'm just embarrassed.

Again, not trying to be a braggart but, I've summoned spirits and demons before. Enough for it to be a bit physical. (moving stuff) Only ever tried to summon demons that won't autofuck you and that are for beginners. I have read more on summoning over the years in stories (Lovecraft and anime if that counts in this world) and whatever real sources means to you.

>>4366095
OOC

Hey since I'm poor and the succ is going to die now anyway can I run up and attack the succ? I'm going to use my intuition stat to see how bad she is so we all can have an answer on how bad she is before I fight her. I can bring her back fully.

>>4366123
Do what you want, it's gonna take a while for it to be 4 PM.

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>>4366134
Thanks Shi's player!

Rolled 47, 51, 39, 30, 3, 55, 86, 57, 12, 11, 98, 90, 50, 24, 89, 52, 84, 40, 74, 26 = 1018 (20d100)

>>4366095

Ok, who in the party needs healing the most? Or am I clear to just yeet holy water at the bitch and smite the heretics in the name of frogs?

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Rolled 54, 63, 50, 60, 74, 24, 75, 73, 70, 32, 70, 14, 70, 12, 33, 50, 15, 18, 70, 12 = 939 (20d100)

>>4366123
>>4365888
PART 2

When I get there I scream "Oi succubitch! Even with that fake fuck body of yours body of your you still can't get any men without mind control! Even 500 yen trannies with aids have more game! Wade-kun's not talking cause he's bored. He should be should be, you so weak you don't even need a collar. You're not only uggo, but I know you have a cock!"

Start singing this: Chobits - Let me be with you Use 「Druidic Whisper」the background music into the anons and the succ and dance.

>>4366202
I recommend to start the 「S M I T I N G」

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Rolled 20, 48, 39, 71, 5, 99, 17, 47, 36, 100, 41, 82, 30, 97, 15, 57, 95, 69, 30, 18 = 1016 (20d100)

>>4365888
>>4366237
PART 3
This is the song link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mS1zPM9dhc

When singing and dancing I use heal on her because demons and undead get burned by it.

Rolled 84, 42, 99, 89, 46, 90, 91, 68, 14, 12, 72, 89, 80, 80, 99, 67, 64, 87, 32, 76 = 1381 (20d100)

>>4365885
> Squiddly tries to silently manouver to stab (and possibly smite too) the succubus, and then (after stabbing) shouts
"BY THE POWER OF KEK, I, HIGH PRIEST DAVE, SHALL SMITE YOU AND YOUR FILTHY ILK OUT OF THIS PEN OF FAITHFUL SHEEP. IN OTHER WORDS, BEGONE HERETICAL WENCH"
> gesture for mark to throw the holy water
> if the stab fails, jump back, guard with the large steel shield and pray very loudly, prayers and belief appear to hurt her

>>4366333
Could my rolls possibly get any worse

>>4366334
Don't test fate, my dude

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Rolled 7, 40, 82, 71, 18, 56, 3, 55, 78, 36, 85, 93, 93, 34, 74, 49, 76, 96, 33, 91 = 1170 (20d100)

>>4365888
"Oh good Kek, she's flying now"
>I take Chase inside the clown car and I use my magic to look like a wounded Chase and step out of the car.
>I stagger out of the car and call her
"Succubi~san!"
>then fall down dramatically while reaching out to her, baiting her to come to me.
>if she takes the bait I say to her
"Zaaa-- *cough elhya... I have only one wish before I die...."
>I touch her face as if wishing to kiss her.
"Could you close your eyes?"
>as she does as I start tickling her until she passes out.

"These hands bring joy and laughter,
Even to the devils that I'm after,
These tickles would make them cry,
But at the end of this they surely die."

Rolled 1 (1d1)

I’m realizing that my ADHD ass typed up my plan only semi-coherently, so to be clear, it’s
>make succ angry with magic and excessive moral grandstanding (if your enemies hate moralfaggotry, use that hate to your advantage)
>thanks to magic, “blind rage” might become more literal for her
>while she’s mad at me, my allies get the drop on her
>if she ignores them, they can keep whaling
>if she turns to them, poof I’m gone from her memory, now she has all this anger with no direct outlet, leaving her confused
>and then I stab her with my knife (unless Mark wants to take her alive???)
Sometimes i type things as I think of them but my brain moves faster than my hands ever could and I end up with >>4365973
unless it all made sense from the start and I’m just overthinking it

Rolled 87, 94, 74, 97, 89, 55, 48, 94, 98, 95, 67, 36, 73, 82, 79, 75, 25, 11, 59, 65 = 1403 (20d100)

>>4366333
>Enraged by Bacon's spell
>Seeing Squiddly scream makes me scream too

BY THE POWER OF ODIN, I WILL DESTROY YOU, EVIL DEMON BITCH. I HAAAATE YOU I HATE YOU!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU AND ALL THE HERETICAL SHEEPS WHO STAND IN THE WAY WILL DIE TOO. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HO-LY SMITE!!!!!!

>Action 1: cast Holy Smite
>Action 2: ask Odin for a miracle that will destroy the mansion

>>4367051
Ok since both of us rolled shit on our smites I’m starting to think that maybe the gods don’t want that bitch dead

>>4367054
That can only mean that Shi is right >>4364710. We are the villains of this story.

>>4367057
Fuck morality she’s a demon, she kills people without a second thought and she is part of the reason why the town is going to hell (quite literally). At least according to what we know. And I’m not going to take a lesson about morality from the incompetent, ungrateful manchild who has killed two of his own teammates without offering further explanations

>>4362293

FORTY-SECOND TURN

Battle song: Shiro Sagisu 「 L'arabesque Sindria」
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umzrSSGab8c

>>4366719
Q: Can Mark remember that it's Wade, not Chase?
Memory: Above Avg - 1 RS (concussion) = Avg
DC: Low
Roll: 71 (4th roll -- a side question)
A: Yes

Q: Can Mark cast the illusion?
Charisma: High - 1 RS (concussion) = Above Avg
DC: Low
Roll: 7
A: Crit Yes
Crit: he looks and sounds like Wade

Q: Can he bait the succ to come to him?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 40
A: Yes

Q: Can he resist her charms?
Willpower: Avg - 1 RS (concussion) = Below Avg
DC: Incredible (see turn 13) + 1 RS (she's close) = Awesome
Roll: 40
A: No

>>4365973
Q: Will the succubus hit Mark again?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 38
A: Yes

Q: Can she hit him?
Whip: High
DC: Below Avg (Mark's Reflex) - 2 RS (semi-specialized) - 1 RS (concussion) = Minuscule
Roll: 29
A: Yes

Q: Can Bacon cast the blind rage spell?
Willpower: Above Avg + 1 RS (SIG) + 1 RS (Anger) = Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 94
A: No

Q: Can Bacon stab the succ?
Knives: Taekwondo (Below Avg) - 1 RS (semi-related) + 1 RS (Anger) + 1 RS (Moral High Ground) + 1 RS (Download Complete) = Above Avg
DC: Weak (back turned) - 1 RS (wounds) = Minuscule
Roll: 38
A: Yes

Q: Is this a killing blow?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 23
A: Yes

>>4365974
Q: Can Owen find a library in five minutes?
Odds: Very Unlikely (still possible in this refined area)
Roll: 47
A: No

Q: What does Owen see in the sightseeing?
Rolls: 76, 29
A: Mistrust of Pain
The torture shop

Rolls: 37, 34
A: Struggle of Expectations
Rolls: 33, 46
A: Stop of Food
top expectations

>>4366123
Q: Can Ayame sprint the distance?
Fitness: Avg + 1 RS (SIG) = Above Avg
DC: High
Roll: 65
A: No

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>>4367439

>>4365205
Q: Can Ayame gain Forbidden Lore knowledge?
Forbidden Lore: Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 20
A: Yes

Q: Describe
Rolls: 62, 99
A: Inspect of Anger
Anger demon, Aeshma

>>4366095
Q: Can Shi find a higher level book?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 47
A: Yes

Q: Describe
Rolls: 30, 3
A: Break of Environment
Using Magoi destroys the environment
Rolls: 55, 86
A: Disrupt of Hope
Takes people's hopes

>>4366333
Q: Can Squiddly smite?
Wisdom: Exceptional + 1 RS (Righteous Fury) = Incredible
DC: Above Avg
Roll: 84
A: No

>>4367051
Q: Can Sigric smite?
Wisdom: Exceptional + 1 RS (Righteous Fury) = Incredible
DC: Above Avg
Roll: 87
A: No

Q: Can Sigric destroy the mansion?
Wisdom: Incredible
DC: Superhuman
Roll: 94
A: Crit No
Crit: he destroys himself

卐 SELF-IMPROVEMENT GAME (SIG) 卍

A round of applause for the two anons who have registered to SIG. This is the spirit of anime and 4chan.

Sir Bacon takes the Willpower Program
>Meditate for 30 minutes 2x/week

Ayame both the Willpower and Fitness Programs
>Meditate for 30 minutes 2x/week
>Walk, jog or swim for 30 minutes 2x/week

They both take the Meditation Program, the most noble of all activities which puts the mind outside of the evil material world.

What type of meditation are you guys going to practice?

>>4367439

>>4365974
Owen insouciantly walks around in the Noble Quarter. The streets are charming, paved with colored tiles. He sees a café where people drink tea and eat sweets; the torture shop, which is where slavers can buy tools to torture their slaves and make them obedient; a restaurant of fine cuisine. The Noble Quarter is dedicated to childish and material pleasures. Owen is underdressed compared to everyone else, but the guards don't bother him.

(Library not found)

>>4366095
About Magoi
The source of magic is magoi -- the life substance of the earth and all living creatures. A mage absorbs the magoi in the environment and stores it in his personal reserve, known as mana. When a mage is sleeping, their body absorbs the energy of their environment and replenishes their reserve of mana.

This means also that people who sleep close to the mage have their own life force drained by the mage. A particular form of magoi is looch, the energy that people leak when they are feeling anxious and distressed. This energy is refined by demons and mages and turned into high-grade magoi.

The Astral Plane, also called Ethereal Plane, is made of low-grade magoi. A mage who travels to those planes of existence will never run out of mana. Merchants often sell potions of ether which are made of the essence of the Astral Plane and is used to replenish the mage's mana on the Material Plane.

Magoi is in fact one type of element: it is called the 5th element. Whereas users of magoi are called mages or sorcerers, the users of the four other elements are called elementalist. A fire elementalist will take the fire energy from their environment, and will benefit from potions that are made of the essence of the Plane of Fire.

>>4366123
>>4366206
>>4366256
Ayame runs so fast that her feet don't seem to touch the floor. She feels more fit than before and confident that she will reach the mansion very soon.

(All other actions cancelled)

Knowledge (Forbidden Knowledge)

The following facts come from Lovecraft and anime. Whether they hold true in the Isekai is unknown.

Fact 1 (Lovecraft): Some humans lured by dark knowledge, perhaps forbidden magic, go to live among ghouls, in the sewer systems that exist beneath many cities.

Fact 2 (anime): Aeshma (アエーシェマ), the Avestan demon of wrath, is said to be a teacher of forbidden magic, as part of his mission to corrupt mortals. In Naruto, Aeshma can be seen as a summon of Angra Mainyu. His standard epithet is "of the bloody mace."

>>4367439

>>4366333
>>4367051
"BY THE POWER OF KEK, I, HIGH PRIEST DAVE, SHALL SMITE YOU!"

"BY THE POWER OF ODIN, I WILL DESTROY YOU, EVIL DEMON BITCH!"

Squiddly and Sigric try to smite the succubus, but their gods disapprove of this action. It's not proven that she has done any evil deed out of her own will, and she still has a tragic romance to live with her husbando, Wade.

Sigric raises his club. A dark cloud forms in the sky, and thunder falls down on the weapon, frying Sigric. His body falls on the floor, rigid, the skin blackened.

>Sigric is dead, RIP

>>4366719
Zaelhya has chosen her prey. Mark is obviously suffering from a concussion since she's slapped him. She only needs to land the finishing blow. Still floating high in the air, she makes her whip extend toward him and hit him in the face. It leaves a deep mark on the side of his cheek.

Mark grabs the body of Wade (not Chase) in his arms and jumps with him inside of the clown car which is used to transport dead bodies. He hides inside of the cart with the body and steals his appearance using illusion magic. When he steps out, he looks and sounds exactly like Wade.

"Succubus-chan!"

Then he falls down under the weight of his own wounds. The succubus flies down to him.

"Zaaa-- *cough elhya... I have only one wish before I die...."

He touches her face as if wishing to kiss her.

"Wade-kun! What happened? Who has hurt you?"

Being so close to the succubus, Mark is unable to resist her charm and pheromones. The succubus is very beautiful and she smells like flowers. He's unable to see her as an enemy, she's the girl he's always dreamed to be with. He trusts her with all of his heart. He closes his eyes and opens his mouth to kiss her.

(Tickle action and canon cancelled)

>>4365973
>>4366938
Bacon uses more Latin to enrage the demoness: "Quod non rursum occidas!"

But she's too busy kissing her prince to care. They are both floating on their own island in the middle of a sea of rage and hatred. Bacon is not just gone from her memory because of the Anonymous cheat, it is the entire world that has been forgotten by the lovers.

Bacon gets behind her, raises the kukri high, and stabs her repeatedly in the back. She tries to ignore the pain and grabs Mark-Wade's shoulders tightly.

"Wade... Let's meet again... In the next life..."

The kukri's blade is covered with blood and Bacon keeps stabbing her. She only dies at the 13th blow. Now Mark is holding her in his arms. He looks around him, confused, his eyes blood-shot.

>Zaehlya is dead, killed by Sir Bacon

Rolled 45, 67, 65, 84, 59, 59, 42, 43, 61, 46, 12, 48, 49, 90, 63, 92, 76, 55, 52, 55 = 1163 (20d100)

>>4367450
"Damn, that was a wild ride"
>loot succubi and give everything to Bacon except the whip.
"Here you can disseminate it however you want.. Well played brother Bacon."
>load the succubi and Sigrids body to the clown car and take the squad in to turn over the reward.
"I suggest 4 KP for Bacon, for killing the beast, and 2 KP each for the rest of us"
>turn over the dead body of the succubi in the guild and ask for healing for the group and maybe resurrection for our dead friend.
>I also ask if I can speak with the Guildmaster.
"I need her help, the succubus might give clues to the problems we might face in the dungeon."
>if I'm able to have audience with her.
"Mistress Solana, this might be asking too much but we need items for this and if you cant spare any equipment then point me where I can steal them. Hermes has his ways yes? Also with the body, so have any means to extract information from it?"
>ask what kind of wand I can get for 5 KP or any enchanted armor I can get for it.
>if I dont get to meet Solana, i ask the maid.
"Missus, the dungeon quest didnt really say the objective, do you want us to clear it or make it go away? If so do you guys have bombs to spare?"

Rolled 6, 55, 100, 30, 51, 95, 15, 25, 99, 70, 75, 75, 52, 39, 34, 32, 16, 1, 76, 37 = 983 (20d100)

>>4367450
“. . . ok, I am not going to judge what the fuck just happened because I don’t actually fully grasp this turn of events but whatever. Mark, great job, Bacon great job, rip Sigric”
> go back to the guild with the others and see what I can get for 2KP
> take the wisdom and strength trainings
> meditate to find out how to improve my priestly abilities to serve my god better and try to find out if kek has a favorite/sacred weapons
> look for info on succubi weaknesses

Rolled 96, 4, 8, 36, 42, 57, 11, 53, 14, 36, 77, 34, 70, 23, 83, 35, 93, 36, 95, 32 = 935 (20d100)

>>4367450
>as my aura of rage and anti-lust fades...
>well, actually I keep the anti-lust up until I know Mark is ok
"Shit, Squiddly! Bring back Sigric! Or...maybe we can ask someone at the guild..." *sigh* "...She's dead. Good. Look, I couldn't have done it without y'all. That was a really clever play there, Mark. We should just split the reward four ways."
ooc: best to not fret over who gets the killing blow
>get in the clown car with my friends and the corpses, oh hey wade's here too
>first time I've ever killed someone, but at least it was a demon...right?
>when we get to the guild, I join Squiddly at the library looking for information on emotional magic, I wasn't able to cast 「Blind Rage」 back there, but I think it and more emotional spells that exaggerate emotions to the point of physical consequences are possible
>oh hey look Shi's there
"Oh hi James, didn't see you there. How's your day been?"
also I do nothing until 4 pm

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Rolled 34, 7, 77, 57, 25, 5, 54, 10, 28, 81, 71, 52, 23, 75, 80, 34, 48, 57, 53, 78 = 949 (20d100)

>>4367450
>"Hot damn! They rekt her already?!"
>"2 Wade-kuns and Bacon-kun got the kill? Badass!"
>"Focus damn it! You don't even know if she's evil, forced, or just an elite thot."
"You mofos are scary! Killing a C-Rank boss in 2 days!?"
>Sees Sigric's corpse.
"Who the fuck killed him?!"
>When they answered 'himself' I think "He's completely fried, hope I don't do that shit someday!"
>Walk over to succ corpse
"Intuition up!"
>Put hand on bod
>Try Intuition to see if she's truely evil, forced or if she was only running a normal whore house and if she was forcing women if so HOW!
"Bacon-kun I still have my outfit, but no cash. Can I loot her too? Please? I get some later so it's cool if you don't."
S: “. . . ok, I am not going to judge what the fuck just happened because I don’t actually fully grasp this turn of events but whatever. Mark, great job, Bacon great job, rip Sigric”
>"hmm"
"Shi-kun, Wade-kun and myself went to the manor yesterday and risked getting enslaved for info. Two of us did! We should get get Kek Points too! I don't even have any money! Sigric-kun should get points too! He's dead! We should take Zaehlya so Barby can't use demon magics to revive her and prove that she's dead!"
>Put on Nero Witch Outfit
>Use Intuition to see auras of party.
>Go back to guild with anons
>If they give me 2 KP see what I can get
>Go with Mark to see Solana, listen in on all the info I can, analyze room and hallway and ask:
"I don't have any armor and my defense is weak and we get charm resist stuff too? If you have a gun or crossbow that would be great."
>Go outside 2 blocks away and start singing and dancing for cash. 「Druidic Whisper」the background music into the heads of the crowd. Sing the Chobits OP and stuff like it.
Before I sing I say "My name Ayame-chan! I from the East about to sing Eastern Songs from our honorable Kami-sama which in your language Gods and Goddesses. About go on S-Rank Quest. Stop rape and kill. Need coin bad. Am A-Rank, but still need help. Please give."

>>4367646
I turn to Bacon and say "Just merchant stuff. I've been reading up the astral plane and it seems I could make a killing selling bottled ether to mages In need of magoi."

>>4367443
What time is it?

>>4367539
>appear as ghost before Squiddly while he's meditating
Good sir, Odin has fried me for this succubus business. Revive me and in return I will revive the day you die.

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>>4367443
OOC
I will walk and do energy meditation.
>>4367671
「Druidic Whisper」
"She's dead! She was dead when I got to the fight. The Frenchman died too. He fried himself hardcore. (tell him whatever my intuition told me any detail I will say in the next post) I'm about to go into Solana's office and get info on it for the plan. I may get a gun or crossbow. Sorry, Mark was the one that got me in. We are gonna go on a S-Rank quest that has a lot of Succubi in it so Mark was able to get in. I suggest James joins the guild and signs up to joins our party and ask guild lady to meet her for the quest info. Said he's a techno wizard. Anyway what've you been reading? I read that >>4365888 to gain Willpower you should meditate and for magic it's >>4364635 source is the energy that living creatures produce. Magoi. You're correct that powers and classes a learned, but it said even though it said anyone can be a sorcerer, but those with more willpower do better. The part I read said fuck all about druids, wizards and psychics. I will read a druid book later. Priests are like sorcerers, but they get power from lucidity and understanding. Wisdom. There's a demon that can help you teach forbidden magic, Aeshma of the bloody mace. I'm going to help you. Don't worry about me. If he's a dick we can go to the sewers to find a dark mage. They live with ghouls because ghouls lure them with dark knowledge. Only saw ratmen in ours. I'm gonna try to get cash. Thanks!"

>>4367671
"Cool, cool. Astral plane juice sounds like it'd make a killing around here... So, uh, 'James'...you thinking of paying off that debt so you can officially adventure again? I was hoping you'd help us with that crazy demon dungeon under the city. Now, I know what you're thinkin'...why should I help destroy something that could possibly help me? You get your powers from being an edgelord, right? Well, between you and me...real edginess is defying expectations. Using your dark powers and weapons in the name of good is like the edgiest thing you can do. No one thinks villains are edgy, no matter how heinous they may be...but anti-heroes? Vigilantes? That's where the real edgelord power is."
>this is true, as far as I know. The Joker, Eggman, Skeletor, Thanos...as evil as they may be, they ain't really edgy. But the Punisher? Ghost Rider? Characters that do questionable things for the greater good? Those are the true '90s edgelords...food for thought for the resident hitokiri
"Welp, I'm off to find a book on emo magic. Good luck with your, uh, appointment or whatever..."

>>4367653
"If you need cash, sure. I assume this place gives free food and lodging to adventurers like us, or at least to an A-ranker like yourself...so once you're free of that pesky demon contract, you'll be set."
>"Shi-kun, Wade-kun and myself went to the manor yesterday and risked getting enslaved for info. Two of us did! We should get get Kek Points too! I don't even have any money! Sigric-kun should get points too! He's dead! We should take Zaehlya so Barby can't use demon magics to revive her and prove that she's dead!"
"Is Shi gonna be needing Kek points anytime soon with his plan? I'm hoping that even if he oofs Solana, he at least doesn't let this town go to hell. That wouldn't even be edgy of him---it'd just be evil."

meditating fucking sucks desu, it's like I have the Unquiet Mind trait from Darkest Dungeon. Got 30 mins yesterday tho of stillness and relative silence...

Rolled 38, 72, 22, 74, 47, 59, 40, 45, 72, 34, 100, 62, 90, 19, 68, 96, 81, 18, 19, 82 = 1138 (20d100)

>>4367445
I go look for some cool sexy noble clothes to buy

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>>4367675
https://pastebin.com/Vf35uBpU

>>4367675
About 2 PM

Rolled 15, 96, 43, 89, 82, 46, 84, 87, 87, 25, 47, 36, 39, 72, 8, 89, 59, 7, 66, 9 = 1086 (20d100)

>>4367443
>I buy 2 slave priestess from the slaver's market.

>I had back to the mansion

>I promote the 5 ghouls already summonded to yellow rank and cast change color yellow them. Spell description: Changes a person's or object's color.

>I summon 12 more ghouls

>I say to them "Vagrants and vagabonds praise my name for I have given you a second chance at life. Follow my order and you will prosper those who do not will face their demise."

>>4362293

FORTY-THIRD TURN

>>4367493
Q: Did the succubus have much gold?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 84
A: No

Roll: 59 copper coins

Q: What other loot did she have?
Rolls: 59, 42
A: Agree of A plot
her plot is to charm; a potion of love


Rolls: 43, 61
A: Imprison of Death
a XXX token


Rolls: 46, 12
A: Develop of Opposition
a weapon

Q: Describe the weapon
Rolls: 48, 49
A: Block of Failure
a shield

Q: Will the guild provide healing?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 90
A: No

Q: Can Mark see the guildmaster?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 45 (1st roll)
A: Yes

>>4367539
Q: Can Squiddly gain meditative information?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 6
A: Crit Yes

Q: Can he find information about succubi?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 55
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 30
A: New NPC

>>4368246

Q: Describe
Rolls: 51, 95
A: Overindulge of Nature
nature-based class
Rolls: 15, 25
A: Gratify of Friendship
wants to be friend
Rolls: 99, 70
A: Oppress of Extravagance
very simple clothes

>>4367646
Q: Can Bacon find information about emotional magic?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 96
A: Crit No
Crit: {use later}

>>4367653
Q: Can Ayame guess if the succubus was evil?
Intuition: Exceptional
DC: High (she's dead)
Roll: 34
A: Yes

Q: Can Ayame see the auras of the party?
Intuition: Exceptional
DC: Superhuman
Roll: 7
A: Yes

Q: Can she sing successfully?
Singing: Below Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 77
A: No

Q: Can she beg, regardless?
Begging: Avg
DC: Above Avg (she failed to sing properly)
Roll: 57
A: No

Q: Was the succubus evil?
Odds: Has To Be
Roll: 25
A: Yes

Q: Was she forced?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (works for a warlock)
Roll: 5
A: Crit Yes
Crit: all of her actions were ordered

>>4368223
Q: Are there slave priestesses for sale?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 89
A: Crit No
Crit: unheard of

Estimated Time: 3 PM

卐 SELF-IMPROVEMENT GAME (SIG) 卍

>>4367539
>Squiddly: take the wisdom and strength trainings

Information about the Strength and Wisdom program will be posted tomorrow.

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>>4368246

>>4367493
Mark gives the loot from the succubus to Bacon, but keeps the deadly whip for himself. He loads everything on the clown car and leads the squad to the Adventurer's Guild. He pulls the dead body to the side room for dead bodies -- each Adventurer's Guild always has such room, so as to not soil the entrance hall with unsightly detritus.

Then, he goes to Sabina, the green-haired maid. She smiles when she sees him.

"Mark! Are you here to report another heroic deed?"

>Mark reports having completed the "White Slavery" quest

"All right, let me see..."

She looks inside of a crystal ball and watches the final battle.

"Hmm... I see that you were there, indeed... As well as Wade, Sigric and Squiddly... That will be 10 Kek Points! Congratulations!"

She looks further into the ball.

"The other party members who participated in the investigation will be awarded 5 Kek Points."

It was ruled in The Cthulhian Files quest that Kek Points are distributed to everyone depending on their degree of participation.

>Mark asks for items, healing and resurrection

"I'm sorry. We don't provide this service. Can you imagine how busy the guild priest would be if he had to heal everyone who checks in? That would be unmanageable."

>Mark asks where he can steal items

"It's frowned upon to steal from artisans. They've worked hard to fabricate items, so it's not right to steal from them. Other than that, I don't have specific recommandations. You should rob corrupt merchants and aristocrats. I'm surprised you ask me this question, aren't you a famous adventurer?"

Such trivial question is to be asked to the maid, not the mistress.

>Mark ask what kind of wand I can get for 5 KP

"For 5 KP, you can get a wand of Magic Missile (10 charges)."

>Mark asks to see the Guild

"Please, follow me."

She leads Mark upstairs to the Guild Mistress' Office. Solana is there, reading a scroll. When Mark enters, she takes off her spectacles.

"Missus, the dungeon quest didnt really say the objective, do you want us to clear it or make it go away? If so do you guys have bombs to spare?"

"You only have to clear it. We'll send a team to destroy it afterward, if necessary."

Mark
>+steel whip

Bacon
>+6 silver coins, a potion of love, a casino token, and a large steel shield

KEK POINTS
>Mark: 15 points
>Wade: 13 points
>Sigric: 10 points
>Sir Bacon: 10 points
>Squiddly: 10 points
>Ayame: 5 points
>Shi: 5 points

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>>4368246

>>4367539
>>4367646
Squiddly and Sir Bacon walk upstairs, to the study room.

Sir Bacon searches the guild library to find a book about emotional magic, but he doesn't find anything. It seems that the empath class is limited, although the guild library is small.

Squiddly grabs a book about succubi. He reads it, but there's no information about their weaknesses.

I've searched for the information in the current Succubus General thread of /x/
>>>/x/25599912

「RANDOM EVENT / New NPC」A woman dressed in a simple, white tunic walks up to Squiddly. She has a very gracile face and dark brown hair. She grabs the book that the priest is reading.

"Succgen #71. Why are you reading about succubi? Are you looking to date one?"

She gives him the book and smile.

"I'm just teasing you. If you're here, you're probably a scholar. I'm Harmonia, priestess of Artemis."

She extends her hand.

>See what I can get for 2 KP
Check the pic for information.

>Meditate to find out how to improve my priestly abilities
Priestly abilities rely strictly on Wisdom. Therefore, priestly abilities are improved by increasing your natural Wisdom, or by finding a Wisdom-enhancing item, which would be very rare.

>Meditate to find out if Kek has a favorite weapon
Kek's favorite weapon is the staff (pic related).

>>4367653
「Cheat Intuition」Ayame puts her hand on he succubus' body and closes her eyes. She enters her personal palace inside of her own mind. She sits on her favorite seat and ponders the subject of the succubus. All creatures that are native to Hell are irremediably evil. It is impossible to survive in a hellish environment. As for her actions... She definitely seemed to work for the warlock Mr. Égéphiar, so it is very likely that she was running the prostitution business on his orders. Ayame feels that she was obeying orders. A warlock's definition is a sorcerer who summons demons and forces them to work for them.

「Cheat Intuition」She opens back her eyes and looks at the other party members' auras. She can see who's good and who's evil. This secret information will be posted in the spoiler below, only to be read by Ayame.

Bacon and Squiddly are neutral. Mark are evil.

She walks back to the guild with everyone.

>I don't have any armor and my defense is weak and we get charm resist stuff too? If you have a gun or crossbow that would be great.


KEK STORE
>anything charm resist: unavailable
>crossbow: 1 KP
>musket: 20 KP

Ayame walks two blocks away. She sings Chobits 「Let me be with you」in the street, but her performance is not very good. Because of the difficulty of keeping concentration on using druidic whisper to broadcast something as elaborate as background music, she sings out of tune! Despite her professional experience as a beggar, she's unable to collect any money.

>>4368246

>>4367974
Owen goes to a tailor shop and asks to shown a standard noble outfit.

Noble outfit: This set of clothes is designed specifically to be expensive and to show it. Precious metals and gems are worked into the clothing (costs 1 gold).

>>4368223
Shi roams the market, looking for slave priestesses for sale. There's only one slave merchant that Shi can find. He doesn't have any slave capable of casting magic. Such a slave would be extremely valuable, but it is rare that such a powerful person would let themselves be enslaved. Abigail was an exception because she wasn't a true priestess nor was she aware of her powers until Hero William taught her.

Shi heads back to the mansion. His yellow ghouls are OK, but the other ones are enraged. Barbatos had to lock them in the basement. In the morning, the yellow ghouls were beating them up to make them behave, but in the afternoon they became too hungry. They haven't had a meal since they became ghouls, yet the first meal is the most important. This is something that Shi has neglected.

(Action of promotion cancelled.)

Shi, Barbatos and the yellow ghouls go back to the underground chapel, but take another path to not bump into the enraged ghouls. Shi performs his now favorite ritual and creates 12 more ghouls from the corpses. He doesn't even have any assistant to help him anymore, as his previous assistants are both dead. When they wake up, Shi says:

"Vagrants and vagabonds praise my name for I have given you a second chance at life. Follow my order and you will prosper those who do not will face their demise."

"Food... Need food..."

"Hungry..."

"Flesh..."

>>4368253
You said the ghouls auto eat why do I have to maks sure they get feed? I had 38 corpses available to be eaten why would they beat them and lock them in the basement??

>>4368260
They do not know if they are allowed to eat the corpses or if you keep them for rituals

Rolled 94, 91, 69, 24, 42, 30, 3, 99, 51, 43, 45, 74, 62, 13, 1, 53, 60, 51, 77, 16 = 998 (20d100)

>>4368253
>I let every ghoul that hasn't eaten for the day have a corpse.

>I cast change color yellow on 2 of the newly summoned ghouls.

I say to the yellow ghouls "I'm putting you in charge of feeding. Every morning you must feed yourshelves, and then each color below you in the hierarchy."

>I cast change color blue on 10 of the newely summoned ghouls.

I turn to the blue ghouls and say "You are below the yellow ghouls, but above the no colors. Respect your place in the hierarchy and you will prosper."

>I had back to the guild and take 3 blue ghouls with me. I then wait for my appointment with the guild Mistress.

>>4368253
I buy that shit with my 100 copper coines

Rolled 52, 28, 30, 40, 43, 73, 58, 49, 24, 7, 98, 14, 67, 12, 56, 73, 55, 57, 49, 10 = 895 (20d100)

>>4368247
>A: Crit No
>Crit: {use later}
oh no

"Nothing on Empaths? Shame. Maybe somewhere else has knowledge..."
>got some kek points, nice.
>we need to rez Sigric...
"Hey, Squiddly? You think you have enough mana or whatever to rez the priest of Odin? Maybe I could use my magic to psyche you up a bit, give you enough to do the deed."

>as for the loot...
>a katana is a two-handed weapon, I can't really use a shield effectively
>a love potion...not for me.
>so I'll give those to whoever in the party wants them
>i'm curious about the casino token, I go to ask a maid about it. maybe it's normal, maybe it's not

Question: Do adventurers eat free at the guild, or can we exchange kek points/currency for stuff like food and lodging?

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Rolled 64, 30, 76, 24, 19, 36, 36, 68, 60, 84, 51, 34, 57, 48, 62, 98, 68, 100, 58, 69 = 1142 (20d100)

>>4368249
>Put hand on dead body it feels like she's shifting out of time and space.
>「The Palace of the Nature Queen」
>She's summons an image of the succubus with vaporwave effects
>"Tell the Nature Queen if you're a evil bitch or not and why you did such monsterish faggotry."
>The image responds with Égéphiar being the king pin and she was forced herself. She's then says Hell is still Hell and all the natives are evil.
>Shi was right. She wasn't that bad.
>"Succ! You made your case. I will revive ya! You still suck, but you were a slave like me plus Shi-kun's want to harem you and hey he's trying to save me. Lucky day!"
>Snaps back. Everyone talking Kek Points.
>Squiddly seems unsure about what's he's done.
>"You seem alright."
>Pretty sure all the others fully believes she was acting on her own will.
> Check tem auras "Not even surprised. He's a fucking clown!"

At Guild
>Buy crossbow and 1 potion. Save my other points
>Takes note on crystalball.
>After failing to get cash go another 2 blocks away and charm a man for armor, 2 healing potions and a nice dress.
>Go to manor to get disguise and run back to guild.
>Read druid book if I have time.
>>4368333
"Would like the shield and the love potion to make bank on. Keep the coins."

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Rolled 86, 70, 92, 96, 17, 9, 65, 67, 61, 92, 45, 15, 31, 97, 3, 45, 62, 53, 61, 58 = 1125 (20d100)

>>4368249
>I speak to Solana with a pained voice, I wish to entice her on healing me.
"Mistress Solana, were your mages able to uncover any more intel from the crystal? I was planning on clearing the dungeon on its lowest activity period to avoid needless fighting. *grunts in pain* Good Kek, I need some healing, and maybe even about what monsters lie in the dungeon and how many of them are there"

>after the meeting I return to the maid and ask
"I've been thinking bout what you have said. Do you have any corrupt nobles and merchsnts in mind? Also is there anyone here who teaches archery?"

>try to look for a dexterity regimen since people are doing the trainings.

>try ny hand with the whip using the dummy, maybe it has some effects that I can use.
"Im probably decent at this since acrobats use the ribbon which is like the whip and clowns use them in circus for the lions"

"Body aching from flesh wounds,
Heal them shut with sutures sewn,
To laugh the pain away is but a feat,
For its the only medicine that I need."

>>4368333
Ill take the love potion. Brother, might be handy in the dungeon crawl.

>>4368253
Wu, does the wand recharges or not and also what wand can I get for 10 kp also I ask if there are any anti demon weapon in their shop.

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>>4368223
>>4368251
「Druidic Whisper」
"Edgeman. I got a plan to bring Zaehlya back. I went to the morgue earlier and charmed 2 guards. I can get them to request her body and we and revive her at the mansion. There's a crystalball in Solana's office that can see the past. Recommend we steal or smash it. Also, I can help you with mana potion business stuff. I can teach you how to go to the Astral Plane. Me and Wade-kun have the psychonaught skill and I saw Bacon-kun enter it. Maybe they can help ya too! If you want to get into Zaehlya's pants I suggest killing Égéphiar. I think Barby's enslaved too, he would like it too. Égéphiar's a little bitch we should find a real demon to serve. It's not I can stop you and his trafficking is gonna stop for now. I don't even think you support that shit anyway. Good luck!"

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>>4368223
>>4368668
OOC

I'm not going to stop ya if you stay with him.

Rolled 29, 99, 62, 74, 76, 67, 65, 44, 96, 53, 61, 55, 47, 64, 63, 63, 13, 70, 92, 90 = 1283 (20d100)

>>4368251
> accept Harmonia’s hand
“Pleasure to meet a fellow follower of the gods! I am Dave, High Priest of Kek, but my friends call me Squiddly. And the reason I was researching about Succubi is because I will most certainly need to kill a few these days. Do you perhaps have any knowledge of these wretched creatures you could share? Or, since you seem to also be a fellow researcher of knowledge, do you know any miracles that I might not know? In exchange I could teach you some miracles of my own, such as the disintegration spell”
> look for what kinds of mid-level scrolls are available (preferably scrolls about stat increasing spells but anything is good)
> look for a war staff worth 5 kek points, preferably studded or spiked or with some sort of additional damage, unless kek prefers simple wooden staves. If I find one, inscribe it with the symbols of kek and bless it

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>>4368307
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I'm rolling for Owen using the quantum computer.

Only quantum computers can generate truly random numbers. Normal computers and the dice of 4chan generate numbers that look random but are generated in a deterministic manner.

I don't know which is Kek's will. The numbers of which he can influence the result, or the truly random numbers from outside this world.

>>4362293

FIRST TURN

(I reset the turn counter as the quest from the previous thread has been completed.)

>>4368299
Q: Is Solana suspicious of Shi?
Odds: Likely (merchants are evil)
Roll: 24
A: Yes

>>4369755
Q: Describe Owen's tailor
Rolls: 73, 74
A: Propose of Liberty
freedom fighter


Rolls: 93, 92
A: Proceedings of Animals
for the rights of animals

Q: Does Owen have a good experience?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 12
A: Yes

>>4368333
Q: Can Bacon buy lodging with currency?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 40
A: Yes

>>4368596
Q: What man can Ayame charm?
Rolls: 24, 19
A: Desert of New ideas
no new ideas = normie

Rolls: 36, 36
A: Imitate of Bureaucracy
a low level bureaucrat

Q: Can he bring back everything?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 68
A: No

Armor?
Roll: 60
A: No

Potions?
Roll: 84
A: No

Q: What dress does he bring?
Rolls: 51, 34
A: Overindulge of Expectation
beat the expectation of "nice"

Q: Does Barbatos give Ayame a free disguise?
Odds: Very Unlikely
Roll: 57
A: No

>>4369041
Q: Does Harmonia provide knowledge?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 74
A: No

Q: Is there such thing as a war staff in the Kek's Store?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 76
A: No
Estimated Time: 4 PM

卐 SELF-IMPROVEMENT GAME (SIG) 卍
Reminder: those are real-life programs to obtain a bonus in-game.

>>4367539 (Squiddly)
Please state if you register for the program.

Wisdom Program
>Read sacred texts for 30 minutes 2x/week
>Sacred Texts: https://www.sacred-texts.com

Strength Program
>You must buy dumbbells for this program
>Do biceps curls 2x/week
>Do jump up burpees 2x/week
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burpee_(exercise)

>>4369773

>>4368599 (Mark)
There's no Dexterity program.


>>4368599
Mark asks:

>Mistress Solana, were your mages able to uncover any more intel from the crystal?
"I don't have useful information to provide. Investigating all the data from the crystal that you brought will take some time."

>Good Kek, I need some healing
She laughs.

"You're a good clown. I will heal you."

She gets up from her chair.

"Hermes-sama, great herald and protector, please guide this poor, lost soul to the path of light. May your gracious message be heard by all present."

Rays of silver energy leave her hands, twirl up around Mark's body, and enter through his nostrils, bringins appeasing, healing energy to his body.

「Honkler / Picture」Mark is surrounded with mummy bandages, which heals the remaining damage.

Maid Message: Your 4 PM appointment is there. It's the evil merchant with a fishy name.

Solana receives the telepathic message. She touches her temple to send her answer.

"All right, bring him in."

(other actions cancelled)

>Mark is fully healed

>>4368299
Shi alters the color of his ghouls and reorganizes his hierarchy. His disguise as James the merchant has worn off, so Barbatos casts the spell to give it to Shi again. The old man gets up from his chair and bows in Japanese.

"Good luck in your mission, Young Master Shi."

James the merchant walks back to the guild. He waits for a few minutes in the tavern with 3 blue ghouls, until the pink-haired maid comes to him.

"Please follow me, Mr. James. The Guild Mistress is ready to receive you. This is an individual meeting, so your... friends must remain here."

James the merchant is brought to the office. Solana is waiting for him behind her desk. She's playing with a dagger in her hands. Seated in front of her is a mummy with a clown nose. The maid stands on the right of Solana, a bit behind her.

"You are a Bedouin, a merchant and a slaver. You make money from owning money. This is a true abberation. I don't like your swarthy, soulless kind, and if it was up to me, you would be hung on the public place. Now, I am listening: what is you seek an audience for?"

GHOULS
>5 yellow
>10 blue
>5 no colors

CORPSES
>12 corpses used for summoning
>17 corpses eaten
>Remains: 9 corpses

>>4369773

>>4368307
The tailor is selling beautiful, expensive clothes, but he is himself dressed with stinky animal hides. He wears a toga made of a wild boar skin, and has a hat made from the head of a bear. While taking Owen's measurements, he talks a bit about his passions.

"I'm an ecologist and a traditionalist. I used to live a simple life in the jungle and I'd make my own clothes from vine and leaves. One day, a noble saw me and asked to buy my clothes for 10 gold coins. He scared me and I fled without answering. Soon, I realized, I had a natural talent for tailoring. I began making vine clothes and flower crowns for the nobles until I became the man you see now."

In only five minutes, he makes a full noble outfit for Owen. The tailor's assistant sprays Owen with perfume and then he puts the clothes on in the fitting room. Owen leaves the shop, now looking and smelling like a distinguished noble.

Owen
>+noble outfit

>>4368333
(Sir Bacon)

>Do adventurers eat free at the guild, or can we exchange kek points/currency for stuff like food and lodging?

Only B-rankers and above eat for free, because they are very few of them.

>Can we exchange kek points/currency for stuff like food and lodging?

Kek Points are only used to buy rare and magical items from the Kek Store.

Normal currency can be used in the tavern to drink and eat, and lodging. A bed costs 5 silver coins for the night.

>>4368596
Ayame walks the streets, stalking for a prey in the unnatural environment of the city. She spots a middle-aged man with a powdered wig. He has fake manners and is dressed like a clerk. The perfect victim for her charms. She grabs his shoulder from behind, traces her personal symbol on his forehead, without giving him the time to think or protest, and gives him her shopping list.

"I will fetch everything as quickly as possible, Mistress."

The clerk runs to the market. Obviously, he's not very fit and doesn't run very fast. Ayame waits in the street for his return. Half an hour later, he brings back a very nice, salmon-colored velvet gown with jeweled sleeves. His forehead is sweaty from the unusual effort.

"I hope you will find this dress befitting of your beauty, Mistress."

Ayame dismisses him and then walks to the mansion. She sees Barbatos seated in his usual chair, and requests that he gives her a disguise.

"Miss, as a lowly slave, you are expected to work harder, not to request free items."

Ayame doesn't give up on her quest for free items so easily. She goes back to the guild and asks Bacon for the shield and love potion.

Ayame
>+noble outfit

>>4369773

>>4369041
Squiddly asks Harmonia:

>Do you perhaps have any knowledge of these wretched creatures you could share

"A High Priest? That sounds awesome. I'm only a regular priestess. I don't know much about succubi, other than they invade men's dreams and rape them. I don't even believe that men can be raped, but whatever."

>Do you know any miracles that I might not know

"Hehe! You are silly. I don't know what you know or don't. My goddess, Artemis, is the goddess of chastity. My miracles focus on healing cute animals. I like cats and rabbits the most, but I like all furry animals. Do you find that interesting?"

>Or, since you seem to also be a fellow researcher of knowledge

"Oh! That might be fun if we research knowledge together! I will help you."

Harmonia goes to the bookshelves to search information about succubi. She brings back Succgen #69 and #70, sits next to Squiddly and begins reading.

Squiddly doesn't wait for her report. He walks downstairs to the reception and enquires about items.

>look for a war staff worth 5 kek points

The Kek store doesn't have any special sort of staff.

KEK STORE
>standard, wooden staff: 1 KP
>wooden staff +1: 20 KP

>>4369775
http://igorvoitenko.com/
Ive been doing the 0-100 exercise and im in day 20 already hahaha hope that counts. I still cant do the most advances moves tho.

>>4369788
If you don't follow the special program then you have to evaluate your Strength using the normal scale.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4271801/#p4283116

Strength (Stat)
>Minuscule: disabled
>Weak: ill
>Low: faggot
>Below Average: manlet
>Average: the average person (average rank is the average person)
>Above Average: /fit/
>High: big muscles
>Exceptional: champion

Rolled 3, 78, 23, 98, 45, 4, 81, 85, 16, 2, 94, 40, 99, 48, 61, 54, 28, 30, 60, 62 = 1011 (20d100)

>>4369778
I go to the adventurer's guild and look at the available quests

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Rolled 26, 16, 56, 41, 22, 18, 11, 46, 74, 24, 77, 13, 57, 66, 56, 77, 5, 48, 62, 96 = 891 (20d100)

>>4369778
>I give Ayame the shield and love potion
"Be careful with that potion, 'k? It seems kinda sus to me..."
>I look for any kind of guild blacksmith, and ask how many kek points/moneys it would take to commission a collapsible polearm like pic related
>then I go to check on the quest board or whatever equivalent
"Hey Owen! ...When did you get those fancy clothes? And is that...perfume?"

>>4369782
Not an action post

I say "How rude, you insult my profession and can't even be bothered to properly conclude your other meeting before meeting with me. I must request that this gentleman leaves, so I may talk to you in private."

>>4369882
"Huh? Probably, maybe, I've really got no fucking idea."

>>4369882
Q: What does Owen smell like?
Rolls: 41, 22
A: Expose of Energy
strong smell
Rolls: 18, 11
A: Move of Emotions
moves Bacon

The perfume has a very strong fragrance of flower. When you smell it, you feel emotionally moved; it gives you a nostalgic feeling of an idyllic life from the ancient past.

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Rolled 54, 22, 72, 71, 26, 58, 1, 65, 59, 11, 7, 76, 17, 28, 15, 77, 54, 36, 37, 75 = 861 (20d100)

>>4369778
>>4369817
>>4369882
>Take steel shield and love potion and give Bacon my bamboo backpack
"Thanks so much! I'm only going to sell the potion. Gonna go check out the quests. Good luck!"
>Go outside and sell love potion and wooden shield. Try to get the best prices I can get!
>Buy leather armor, fishing rod, chalk, 5 candles and magic staff.
>Barter for those prices too.
>Check and if the charmed man is around and see if he's still charmed
>Ask him to lodge and feed my Eastern noble friend with scars and his butler with brown hair and green shirt and that they are in the guild hall.
>Go and check out the quests. Take note of quests Owen takes. If I see Owen I say
"Hey Owen-kun, check you out! Looking super snazzy today! Check out this salmon dress! (show in bag) I got a proposition for you. I know how to get to the Astral Plane and you have that shadow pack thing. I will teach you the psychonaught skill if you teach me how to get a shadow pack. Not trying to cramp your style, but I want a faster way to move. If there's anything else that I can do for you tell me what you want me to make or teach and I will name your price. Wade-kun has the skill too and I did see Bacon-kun go astral yesterday so you don't need to learn from me."
>Go to manor and wait in the yard for Shi
>If he's not there meditate on the S-Rank Quest.

Rolled 27, 93, 46, 29, 50, 64, 65, 72, 13, 73, 27, 65, 12, 35, 37, 7, 28, 39, 97, 88 = 967 (20d100)

>>4369782
> Go back to Harmonia and apologize
"Forgive me, I was looking for a staff, my patron's sacred weapon, to offer praise to him in a worthy manner, but I seem to be unlucky as there are only glorified broom handles here. How may I make up for leaving such a kind fellow alone?"
> As I talk, try to find out if I can permanently bless weapons or armor with my holy symbols and if kek would still like a pole weapon, mace (kinda like staves) or a staff with nails in it
> Also try to find out if there is any kind of spell (necromancy, mind control, that sort of stuff) that kek dislikes
"And yes, I do find that extremely noteworthy as I need every scrap of knowledge I can find"

>>4369773
I'll register for the fitness and wisdom programs. How long do I have to do it for the program to count in-game?

>>4369961
the bonus counts starting now.

>>4369976
Sweet, I'll start the wisdom program right away. Wait so does my level in both skills jump directly to the next level?

>>4369980
Yes.

>Fitness: Above Average
>Wisdom: Incredible

>>4369942
>bamboo backpack equipped
"No problem, and thanks!"
you should probably shoot me a magic whisper that i'm posing as Owen's butler

>>4370013
Hell yeah, finally I’ll be able to cast spells without fearing kek being against me

>>4370013
Are there windows in the room?

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4370049
Are there windows in the room?
Odds: Likely
If roll <= 75: yes
else: no
If roll >= 96: the room is dark

Answer in spoilers

>>4369773
I say to the priestess "You see the orcish threat is harming the local trade routes. Without these routes available this city may see a shortage of goods and necessities. We merchants are willing to pay adventurers to help guard caravans and kill orcish tribes. All I request of you is to allow up to put up quests on the quest board."

>I cast Appraise Rank on the priestess and maid. Spell Description: This spell gives you an estimate of your opponent's power, ranked from A to F.

>I keep my guard up against the clown.

>If the clown attacks me, I shadow step behind priestess and pistol whip her to knock her out. Then I shadow step behind the clown and slit his throat. Then I do the same to the maid.

Rolled 34, 10, 98, 39, 24, 44, 1, 9, 22, 85, 64, 65, 58, 34, 28, 86, 77, 30, 46, 7 = 861 (20d100)

>>4370076

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OOC

Mark has no reason to attack him.
>>4369778
If the noble man is charm I 「Druidic Whisper」to Owen and Bacon.
"Guise! You're living it up tonight! Maybe more nights I don't know how he's gonna interpret what I said, but I charmed this nobleman and he will feed you and lodge you. I said Owen-kun is an Eastern noble and Bacon-kun is his butler."