Gobson the goblin had his old nest get destroyed by Dwarves. But through hard work and luck he’s able to turn his fate around. No longer having to play/fight with sticks and stones in a cave. He’s with a party traveling throughout the lands, who were trying to get a necromancer for some quick cash. He fucked up capturing a necromancer and now has to try again. A member of his party wants some information from the necromancer, and with the goblins’ help they’re going to get that information. All in an effort to become more than just a goblin, to surpass how everyone views him. How everyone views him as an no good green skin.* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Your prayer to Maglum is answered as you see him in a vision. Like the first time you laid your eyes on his true form. Maglum: “Gobson, I got some good news and some bad news. The good is that they finally stopped moving after a week of travel. The bad is that they’re at the Duergar fortress of Bomrek Nethgön, it’s not a place a Duergar would like much less a goblin. Just tell the name to that Dwarf with you, he’ll probably lead the way. Keep yourself safe, and get that bitch of a necromancer. Good luck Gobson and friends.”With that the vision was over, you were back to your goblin friends next to you and the Dwarf still staring at you. Since he’s supposed to lead you, you tell him the location. He only mounts up on his snake headed horse stead. Soon after Herman comes out of the building, his hair looking like a mess and carrying a cloak on his arm. Which looks to be the same as what his mate wears. He speaks with the purple dwarf in Dwarven as you are left standing wondering what they are speaking aboutHerman: “Gobson, I expect you to protect my wife with your life. Because any harm comes to her, consider your life already forfeit along with your friends. If you think you have a good idea, speak with her first, if you think anything else should be done, speak with her first. If you don’t follow her order, consider yourself a Grigger for not taking her expert advice. One last word of advice, be sure to keep up.”What do? (Pick one)>Just wait for Ma'khtar>Question Herman why he’s confident that Scar doesn’t fuck him over somehow>Question Herman what he was doing with Ma'khtar>Do some dynamic stretching with the boys>Other
>>4347861Archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Goblin%20QMPastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/GoblinQMPrevious Threads:>>4323839 Thread 5
>>4347861>Tell Herman Duergar's doesn't doesn't like griggers and not sure if they would let griggers like us in the fortress>meditate till ma'khtar comes
>>4347883>>4347907>>4347954>Tell Herman Duergar's doesn't doesn't like griggers and not sure if they would let griggers like us in the fortress>meditate till ma'khtar comes>Roll me 1d100+8 Bo3 (Meditating)
Rolled 45 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>4347966
Rolled 44 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>4347966
Rolled 91 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>4347966
>>4347969>>4347975>>4347994>99Gobson: “Herman, Duergars don’t like goblins. I'm not sure that goblins would even be allowed in the fortress.”Herman: “Gobson no one likes Griggers, have you thought the word Grigger was a compliment? Gobson, do you not think? The necromancer has goblin slaves. And the necromancer is inside the fortress. They allow goblins in there. Just pretend to be my wife’s unpaid servants. Or is pretending too hard for a Grigger like you. Doesn’t matter anyway, you signed a verbal contract.” He pulled a sheet of parchment out, with Dwarven runes on it.Gobson: “I never signed anything.”Herman: “Just with you word is enough, I already bought you and your friends equipment. It’s time for you to hold up your end of the deal.”You walk away from Herman and meditate for a bit. It allows you to clear your mind and you can think of how this day was going so far. Is this Hermans’ true colors or is he still upset about the necromancer and will stay this way until he gets his answers. It could also be that he’s worried about his mate and takes it out on you for asking questions. What happened to the old Herman in which you could have talked about Centaurs together?Lust 0/100Before long Ma'khtar made her way out of the building, this time without a large cloak covering her fame. She embraced her mate and said some final words. You couldn’t quite see her behind Herman large muscular plated body, but you see that she removes that cloth hat she wore to cover herself. Once free she doesn’t say anything, you notice that she is very pretty and before you can get a closer look she starts running down the path. The duergar doesn’t wait as he starts trotting his steed after her.+50 Lust 50/100Prot: “Is this a race?” Was all he said before he sped off. Bits: “Ah shit, here we go again.” Bits turns and with a sigh runs after him.Herman: “What are you waiting for? You’ll never reach the necromancer if you don’t get a move on.”+3 EXP Level 2: Meditating 7/10What do? (Pick one)>Wait up boys. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)>They surely will wait for you right? (Walk normally)>No Herman. I may be willing to help you, but at a speed everyone can travel normally. (Waste time)>Other
>>4348023>Wait up boys. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)
>>4348023>>Wait up boys. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)
>>4347791>I'm kinda glad Gobson lost his balls because now the kobold/abomination simps will shut up about all the pointless stuff until we deal with the real problems.nah grigga - free anticonception. we can cream that cloaka till new year and no chance of abominations
>>4348029>>4348030>>4348034>>4348037>>4348040>Wait up boys. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)Looks like Gobson is going to catch up with the others. Since you're going to have to keep up for the whole day.>Roll me 4d100+4. Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)
Rolled 80, 84, 60, 15 + 4 = 243 (4d100 + 4)>>4348049great 4 dice rolls this is gonna be fun
Rolled 97, 43, 34, 1 + 4 = 179 (4d100 + 4)>>4348049
>>4348071THIS IS GONNA BE F U N
Rolled 15, 14, 41, 19 + 4 = 93 (4d100 + 4)>>4348049
>>4348061>>4348071>>4348082>101, 88, 64, 1 CRIT FAILYou chase after them, and soon you’re able to catch up to not only the boys but surpass them and maintain with the Duergar and Ma'khtar. The only breaks they take is only 15 minutes after every 2 hours of traveling. Traveling at this speed you're able to cut the time needed to reach the Necromancer tower in half. You know what passage Soul took to get to it once off the main road. So maybe a little detour may happen and some left over goodies can be found.You were only able to keep up for 8 hours, after that you were jogging with the boys, but after your last break with them, with each minute they got further and further away. Until you couldn’t even see them, you run but you can’t seem to find them, maybe they took a wrong turn? Maybe you took the wrong turn. Maybe the Underdark has too many twists and turns.Soon on the road you saw a figure, it could be one of the goblins waiting for you. You rush to the figure. It wasn't until you were close enough that your eyes could see that the figure you were chasing away wasn’t a goblin that was close, it was a giant. With a club in it’s hand and a large bounder in the other. It doesn’t look too happy to see you as you hear him mutter Grigger as he starts to make giant steps to you.+5.5 EXP Level 10: Rigid Leather 5.5/10+5.5 EXP Level 1: Long distance running 8/10Gobson HP: 46/55What do?>RUN AWAY>Charge it!>Ria do something!>Empty out your backpack of 10 pounds Hardtack!>Empty out your backpack of 10 pounds cheese!>Empty out your backpack of 10 pounds Jerked Beef! (No food for Ria)>Beg for mercy. (In gob, Human, and Draconic)>Sling it>Parley? (You think giants don’t know gob)>Other
>>4348171>Ria do something!Ria speaks orcish right? Giants and orcs are basically the same thing and they usually interact with each other.
>>4348171>Ria do something!
>>4348171>>Empty out your backpack of 10 pounds Jerked Beef! (No food for Ria)+>Beg for mercy. (In gob, Human, and Draconic)>While running the fuk away
>>4348172>>4348182>>4348197>Ria do something!>>4348223>Empty out your backpack of 10 pounds Jerked Beef! (No food for Ria)>Beg for mercy. (In gob, Human, and Draconic)>While running the fuk awayGobson: “ Ria do something!”Ria: “Worry not Gobson I got this.”Ria pops his head out the backpack and starts speaking in a deep voice to the giant just a few steps away. It bends it’s legs and begins to speak with the little gremlin as you can only watch and listen to the language you never heard before. There was some back and forth, and once it was clear you were not running away from his sight he seemed to calm down a bit. You little gremlin is able to act as a translator and tells you what the giant wants. Ria: “So Gobson the Hill giant has some livestock without any breeding pairs. And since goblins can breed with anything, he wants you to breed with them. What do you want me to say Gobson?”What do?>Tell Ria the sad truth, you're indeed cursed to be infertile. Have him tell the giant you can’t help him as you are being punished by the gods. Maglum could confirm this. (Confirms to Ria your seed is cursed, also giant will know) (Truth)>Tell Ria you’ll do it. (Lie) (No one was to know you’re infertile. Hopefully he won't hold you prisoner)>+Offer the giant 5 copper for not being able to help him>+Offer (Something?) for not being able to help>Say this to the Giant Ria. "(Write in words here)">Other
>>4348265>Say this to the Giant Ria. "I'm infertile but I have two goblin friends up ahead somewhere, if we can catch up to them they can fuck your livestock. Maybe you carry us so we can catch up to them fast?"
>>4348273Sounds good. +1
>>4348273This sounds good
>>4348273>>4348276>>4348279>>4348283>Say this to the Giant Ria. "I'm infertile but I have two goblin friends up ahead somewhere, if we can catch up to them they can fuck your livestock. Maybe you carry us so we can catch up to them fast?"Looks like Gobson lets the giant and Ria know he can't make babies. But his friends can and there just up ahead, and a ride will help you out.>Roll me 1d100+12. Bo3 (Diplomacy)
Rolled 2 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>4348303
Rolled 49 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>4348303
Rolled 69 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>4348303
Also why are we infertile ? Did someone crush our balls ?
>>4348328>69Has to be a lewd crit in this situation, right?
>>4348307>>4348326>>4348328>81Gobson: "Ria tell the giant this. I'm infertile but I have two goblin friends up ahead somewhere, if we can catch up to them they can fuck your livestock. Maybe you carry us so we can catch up to them fast?"Ria: “So your seed is indeed cursed?”Gobson: "Yes. But it’s mostly your fault, don’t think I forgot that you worked with a demon goddess. You made this happen to me, now explain to the giant what’s happening so we can catch up with the others quickly.”Ria: “Alright Gobson if you say so.”The gremlin and the giant talk with each other as you wait. Your initial reaction about the giant nature was incorrect. Seems like there are things here in the Underdark that don’t try to kill you on sight. But maybe that was about you being a goblin and not a dwarf. Before long the talking was done and Ria let you know the giant isn’t going to crush you as he picked you up and carried you as he took large big steps down the path.Traveling by giant is much faster and less tiring allowing you to rest for half an hour as you are carried to where the party was waiting for you. You are dropped off and rejoin your friends, before any explaining can be done Ma'khtar start speaking with the Giant in the language you heard Duergar speak. With a look of defeat it walked away after she pulled out a metal and wooden object and pointed it at his head. Once she puts that thing away she walks over to the group of goblins. In perfect Gob she spoke.Ma'khtar: “Bits you’re leader of the goblins now, Prot you’re second in command. Gobson just stay out of the way.” Was all she said in a growling voice as she walked away to the familiar path to the Drow fungi house, with the purple dwarf following next to her.Bits: “I am the leader now! I can feel the power coursing through my veins!” Prot: “Ha ha. I am higher than Gobson. Gobson you’re the Grigger now. Oh shit wait up Ma’khtar I’m coming!” He yelled as he sped off towards her.Bits: “My first order, follow us and don’t get lost.” He commanded with great confidence and ran at the same as Prot following closely behind.Who does Ma'khtar think she is, and your friends they so willingly use the power given to them by her so quickly and without a second thought. You rather not stay outside and follow them to the fungi cove. Ria quickly left your backpack to speak with the Drow once more, as the goblin were setting up their blankets to sleep. The cat was talking with the Drow about something you noticed the Duergar tied up his steed to a giant mushroom and is currently laying on-top of a shroom. (Cont)
>>4348413+1.5 EXP Level 3: Diplomacy 3/20What do? (Warning you might lose sleep you need)>Sleep, all that traveling will wear you out if you don’t get your rest. (Fully rested for tomorrow)>Go speak with the Duergar, if he works with Scar he could speak Gob. You wonder why he’s on top of the shroom>Go see what the Drow is saying to Ma'khtar with Ria >Tell the boys that you’re the leader no matter what Ma’khtar says>Speak with Ma'khtar you have some strong words to say to her (What?)>Other
>>4348329Out balls got cursed by Rita’s bitch ass goddess
>>4348417>Sleep We will clear the situation with the boys once we are done with this trip
>>4348417>Sleep, all that traveling will wear you out if you don’t get your rest. (Fully rested for tomorrow)
>>4348430why tough ?
>>4348417>Speak with Ma'khtar you have some strong words to say to her (What?)You have no special jurisdiction over me and my comrades hierarchy, who are you to decide who and what we are? In other words: mind your fucking business because this ain’t it.
>>4348461It was explained in the last thread.Long story short. We gave our seed to Gremlins they used evil magic to make the babies grow faster. Shit got messed up, causing a Gremgob invasion that is spreading out of control. Goblin gods be mad that we caused gremgobs and Maglum covered for our ass saving us from death. It was either we're infertile or death. Goblin gods can't do shit to demon goddess so they have blame it on someone.Tldr: Ria is a grigger
>>4348444>>4348457>>4348514>Sleep, all that traveling will wear you out if you don’t get your rest. (Fully rested for tomorrow)>>4348466>Speak with Ma'khtar you have some strong words to say to herGoing to sleep than going to travel once more. If you keep up this speed, you'll reach the necromancer hideout by the night of day 3. Soul and the other goblins had to go slow since they had kids and pregnant goblins.>Roll me 4d100+4. Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)
Rolled 10, 84, 96, 57 + 4 = 251 (4d100 + 4)>>4348546Nat 100
Rolled 8, 62, 100, 50 + 4 = 224 (4d100 + 4)>>4348546
>>4348594dice+4d100+4In the options
Rolled 78, 79, 34, 68 + 4 = 263 (4d100 + 4)>>4348546
>>4348466Whatever, let her do what she wants. It's not like what she said is gonna change our relationship with our bros.Lets just do what we're supposed to do, keep up and protect her if something bad happens, the rest is on her.
Idk about you guys but I'm sick of Gobson risking his life for people treating him like shit. For now we work together but that's it.
>>4348685Something is definitely up. I think maybe a curse by someone else or something? His attitude changed when we were away, so maybe some incident with the necromancer? Maybe Herman DID get him meeting but the necromancer cursed him then wiped his memory?Herman changed his personality way too fast, then the Khajit and now the boys. I'm worried that sleeping is a bad idea because something will happen in our sleep> Pray to Maglum and ask him what happened to Herman and everyone elseSomething is seriously off here and our other friends might be in trouble being around HermanAlso I don't know which Anon it is now, but one of you said our friends will ditch us, I don't think that will happen and if it does, magic will be more helpful than the other skills because we don't need help to learn them. Magic is the only one that we NEED someone else's help to learn because we can't read Draconic
We honestly should've just asked the cat what's up with her. It didn't have to be rude or anything, just like hey, what's the deal.
>>4348692Yeah at this point I'm just ready to fucking dip, the only reason I want to stay is Jade. It's so annoying we show that we are actively trying to better ourselves and stray away from our goblin nature, but we get called a grigger every time we even slightly fuck up. Like call us a retard, a dumbass, a dummy, but not a grigger. We've proven ourselves to them so many times and they still kick us down when they see us trying.
>>4348573>>4348616>>4348671>48, 86, 100, 65You were really tired after a long day of traveling and getting carried by a scary giant. You laid your head on a nearby shroom and drifted off to sleep. Soon after you wake up from a bright light coming from the Drow’s house and you notice Ma'khtar coming out of there with her necklace glowing bright white. You were really tired so you didn’t care and went back to sleep.You are shaken awake by Prot who now sports a black eye, you see he also has hair now. The same style as you, you had to do a double look after rubbing the sleep out of your eyes. He starts telling you about the wonderful things he had seen.Prot: “Gobson, I saw Ma’khtar without her breastplate. The more you stare the bigger they get.” Gobson: “Is that where you got that black eye? How did you get hair?”Prot: “Ma’khtar was just playing a game of tag, after I watched her remove her breastplate. I got the hair same time BIts got his, as we were sleeping, come up Gobson, Bits says it’s time to go.”You get up and pack up everything and get ready to do another day of keeping up with the group. The boys did indeed have each grown hair and have grown to the same level as you. Something you need to speak to them about when you get a break longer than 15 minutes. Because you need all the time you can get to breath.You can’t get a chance to use your sling or axe, but at least some good distance is made. While traveling there was a human size rat creature, but after Ma'khtar pulled out her blade it ran away from it’s sight. It was a Wererat and it got scared off by her silvered blade. Was all the explaining you and the other goblins got. Another slime blocks the road but with a small detour it’s avoided as it’s not worth fighting it for so little gains. Then came the cave worms, they broke through the cavern wall oozing a raunchous, slime that seems to melt the stone around it. It had long horns that encircled it’s head and was smelling the area. You can see it’s large mouths filled with long strap fangs. The beast didn't come to the group and the Duergar threw a bone far away from the path. It borrows back into the hard stone and pops up where the bone was at. It was avoided as the traveling continued. Then came something: a group of strange looking lizard-like beasts were walking the path. They had a short, stubby tail and had a catlike head. Their bodies are scaled and have brownish or greyish tones to them, while their cat head was normal catlike facials. They were two creatures into one, distance was kept from each other as everyone was told to put on their hoods to cover their face. The creatures when they saw Ma'khtar catlike head did not attack or engage in any hostile action as each group passed without a problem. (Cont)
>>4348771Date: 9-2-2391 Day 2 of travelingOverall a good day of travel without any combat, you didn’t get a chance to speak with the boys as just keeping up is a challenge by itself but now that the campsite is being set up you could talk or go to sleep right now. But before doing so a watch for the night was to be done. Last night it was not needed as you were sleeping in a fungi house. This night however is spent a small distance from the path, and with all the traveling the boys are ready to fall asleep and not a in talking mood.i]+8.5 EXP Level 10: Rigid Leather 14/20+8.5 EXP Level 3: Long distance running 1.5/10 LEVEL UPGobson HP: 52/55Ma'khtar will be taking the first watch if nobody has any input in the order.What do? (A watch to keep the party safe. 2 hour shifts for 8 hours. Meaning one person doesn't need to do a shift)>Take the first two hour watch>Go to sleep, you got the next watch or the last.>Go to sleep and let them know you’re not taking a shift>Talk with the boys (about?)>Talk with (who?) (about?)>Other
>>4348774>Talk with (Ma'khtar) (about why she took our leadership away)Leaving it isn't going to solve anything, we should atleast know why.
>>4348725>>4348732>>4348738I don't think it has something to do with a curse.One anon put the nail on it before : goblin are ugly and evil creature that only think of raping the female of other species. Obviously pretty much everyone think the world would be better without us. In this aspect gobs are important because they're on the receiving end of all the hate of the other races. I mean it's the truth, and hating something like gobs probably make them feel good about themselves. It's part of the balance. Guys no matter what we do people will always treat us like shit. We'll never change that with good attitude and effort. It takes a whole society to change things like this. Fuck, look how black ppl were treated not too long ago and yet racism still exists. And as goblin all the stereotypes applied to us are actually true.I believe the only way to change this is to create our own goblin community, become a powerful force and YET make good around us. It's gonna be in a long fucking time, we'll have to fight other races and also our own kind for it. But in the end it's the only way to change people view on goblins, and stop being called a grigger all the fucking time.For now let's just do our job and survive, but personnaly I lost all hope of Gobson being recognized for his true value. Hell, chances are the more we ascend, the more shit we'll get.So let's stop caring about being disrespected, called a grigger etc. We'll take everything we can from them and absorb everything. And we the day come we could destroy them, we'll make them realize how wrong these cunts were.Sorry for the rant, but I needed to get that of my chest.
>>4348774>Take the first two hour watch
>>4348792btw the reason we get more shit than our friends is probably because we don't know our place as a goblin, but it's just my take on it.
>>4348783ThisLet's talk with her before the watch guys
I'm pretty sure she's just pissed at us for getting lost and bringing a giant to them. Let's ask her to find out maybe?
>Take the first two hour watch>Talk with (Ma'khtar) (about why she took our leadership away)Changing to this>>4348815Idk we actually befriended the giant so I don't think it is, but with GoblinQM we never know. If anything befriend a giant should point us as a leader imo
>>4348820I don't think a Nat 1 means a friend
>>4348824well he did transport us to the party so the nat 1 isn't really relevant since nothing happened in the end, we did diplomacy and didn't roll lie perception.anyway we'll see what the khajeet will say about this
>>4348783>>4348791>>4348814>>4348820>Talk with (Ma'khtar) (about why she took our leadership away)>>4348806>>4348812>Take the first two hour watch>Talk with (Ma'khtar) (about why she took our leadership away)Talk with Ma'khtar than take first watch. Keeping those eye open for anything that may be in the dark.>Roll me 2d100. Bo3 (+12 Diplomacy) (+3 Alertness)
Rolled 46, 54 = 100 (2d100)>>4348869
Rolled 10, 63 + 15 = 88 (2d100 + 15)>>4348869
>>4348792We'll show em, in time.
>>4348873>>4348876>>4348890 (Rolled 9, 17)>58, 66With everyone in the camp you wanted to speak with Ma'khtar you can take wild guesses all night long and not even get close to why she did why she did. You rather not keep yourself up laying on the blanket thinking of why these things happen.Gobson: “Ma’khtar, I want to speak with you. I want to know why you took my leadership away and handed it over to Bits and Prot. Is it because you’re mad at me for bringing a friend?”Ma'khtar: “Gobson I’m not mad at you, even if it does seem that way. I acted quick since you brought a giant to us. The Giant just lied to you and you believed everything he said. Gobson really livestock, down here. There’s only rocks to eat or fungi. Did you see any grass?”Gobson: “No…”Ma'khtar: “I find it hard to believe that he had any animal. Hill Giants are known for stupidity, do you think he could keep normal livestock, that won’t kill you with its acid slime. Gobson, I was disappointed in you telling the Giant that you were gonna bring him to your Goblin friends saving only yourself but dooming Bits and Prot by either death or imprisonment as his bulls until their death. Gobson you can’t just think for yourself. Your actions actually have consequences like this journey we are in, because you tried to make a deal with the necromancer. Yes Gobson, I read the paper she left you.”Gobson: “But Herman kicked me and treated me horribly and won’t stop calling me a Grigger!”Ma'khtar: “So? Don’t tell me he hurt your feelings. He’s trusting you with me. Someone he holds near and dear to his heart. He’s only giving shit because he cares for me. The reason why I wear a hood all the time is because he gets jealous when other men look at me. He trusted you to look upon me, something only very close friends of his do. He doesn’t speak with his words. He speaks with his actions. I retrain him as much as I can but if I’m not there he can blow it out his arse.Gobson: “What about the contract?”Ma'khtar: “What contract? You mean the diner menu he carries around and shows to illiterate Goblins? That’s his favorite joke.”Gobson: “It’s just a joke?”Ma'khtar: “Yeah it was just a joke. This is why you should prioritize learning how to read and write, or people will take advantage of you and have no moral qualms because you are a Goblin. But I don’t joke like him so you can heed and trust my words.”Gobson: “Is that why you don’t talk?”(Cont)
>>4348925Ma'khtar: “I do talk, you just never took the time to speak or know anything about me or Herman. I’m pretty sure you don’t even know our last names or even Jades’ or Emeralds. Really Gobson you expect people to treat you well. But you didn’t even visit your friend at the hospital after he fought with you in the Goblin Arena. I had to comfort him when you weren’t there. I can’t tell how many times he cried for you and was only met with my purring. Is that what a friend does?”Gobson: “I guess not.”Ma'khtar: “I’m more of a friend to Prot then you are to him. Anyway I’ll take the first watch I have a lot to think and plan about. Also speak to Bits and Prot they actually care about you and it will be a waste if you don’t consider them as a friend.”Gobson: “Okay I’ll consider it. But I'll take the first watch.”Ma'khtar: “Alright go ahead. I’m gonna take a cat nap.” She said and sipped her laying her head on the pillow. “Now go away or I’ll give another Goblin a black eye if you spy on like Prot.”You were dumbfounded. That was the most anyone has ever said to you in one sitting. You really took into consideration her words. You actually don’t talk to Jade other than to learn draconic. You don’t talk to Prot or Bits other than to make money off them or fight with them. You don’t talk to Bradley or Herman, only ever giving them attention when it benefits you. You are feeling a bit sad and go ahead and take the first watch. Even though you made mistakes you could still right them.While keeping an eye out with your shift almost over, you spot something that blends in the stone. It was very close when you spotted its form, it was a large lizard! It was grey, had large horns, with claws, without any wings, it was bigger than the giant it’s length was very large. From it’s mouth you can see a spittle that drips down and hisses as it makes contact with the stone under it’s maw. You think it can see you, as it’s horns are pointed at you. What do?>SCREAM>RUN AWAY>Big lizard maybe speak Draconic (Parley)>Give it a offering of cheese and jerked beef>Sling it>Axe it a question>Other
>>4348925BIG MOMMY MA'KHTAR LET ME DRINK YOUR MILKY FROM YOUR BIG KITTIES
>>4348926Wake up the closest member of the party and tell him to get the others awake and ready. Then go parley with the big liz and let’s use that Draconic. Let’s get a lizard fren!
>>4348926>Big lizard maybe speak Draconic (Parley)>Give it a offering of cheese and jerked beef>Try to seem as non-threatening as possible
>>4348953support but add>Try to seem as non-threatening as possible
>>4348926>I’m pretty sure you don’t even know our last names or even Jades’ or Emeralds. Really Gobson you expect people to treat you well. But you didn’t even visit your friend at the hospital after he fought with you in the Goblin Arena. I had to comfort him when you weren’t there. I can’t tell how many times he cried for you and was only met with my purring. Is that what a friend does?”Damn. Maybe we are a grigger. Fuck.
>>4349022We need to spend more time with the boys
>>4349022maybe its for the best since we are going away in the future
>>4349022Our party never seeks to chat with Gobson either, we're always the ones to initiate a conversation with them. Titty kitty is being unfair by putting the blame solely on us, it reminds me of those western RPGs where you assemble a party but you have to actively talk to them and ask them about their background if you want any social interaction, because they never start a conversation themselves.
>>4348959>>4348994>>4349032>Big lizard maybe speak Draconic (Parley)>Give it a offering of cheese and jerked beef>Try to seem as non-threatening as possible>>4348953>>4348978>Wake up the closest member of the party and tell him to get the others awake and ready. Then go parley with the big liz and let’s use that Draconic. Let’s get a lizard fren!Alright. Gobson will try to speak with this lizard and give it a offering of cheese and jerked beef. Using his words to solve the problem. >Roll me 2d100. Average of best 2 rolls out of 3 (Draconic +8) (Diplomacy +9) (Medium)Draconic roll to better understand/speak it at the moment.
Rolled 13, 54 = 67 (2d100)>>4349052hey thats quite a nice modification
Rolled 10, 37 = 47 (2d100)>>4349052
we are rolling these rolls at the worst times
Rolled 57, 44 + 17 = 118 (2d100 + 17)>>4349052Daddy's rollin big this time
>>4349057>>4349070>>4349060>43, 58 Time to let the Draconic lessons from Jade take form. You clear your throat, while looking straight at the form of the large lizard. It stops in it’s tracks and you see it’s open Gobson: “Hello, my name Gobson. Me a goblin, I know Draconic. Little.”Female Lizard: “A goblin that knows the .... of the Dragon. … me your food and coin and … … live to see … day.”Gobson: “Can you speak slow. Gobson has food. Cheese and beef. In bag.”Female Lizard: “... Goblin … throw your bag over to me and … ... . have to kill you ,,, for … meat. Goblins are not tast… …. scream or … bite you.”It’s hard to understand what the creature is saying, but from the voice you can tell it’s a female. It seems to want your bag to be tossed over to it. Ria isn’t in there; he must have gotten out when you set your bag down once you reach the campsite. You have your first aid supply in there along with soap and other small things and rope. And your coins are in the bag on your belt. Just 5 copper to your name.You’re not sure how good this creature's sense of smell is, but it may know if you’re trying to pull something, and it is getting attacked worth some cheese? You think of what to do next.+1 EXP Level 1: Gender on Scale 1/5+1 EXP Level 3: Diplomacy 2.5/20What do? (Pick one or more)>Take out a large bag you have in the backpack and fill it with all your cheese and jerked beef (10 pound of cheese and 10 pounds of Jerked beef) Place your coins in the bag>Take out a large bag you have in the backpack and fill it with (# pounds of cheese and # pounds of beef) Place your coins in the bag>Toss the whole backpack, you don’t want to waste her time. (Place coins in the backpack>Toss the whole backpack, but take out the rope and first aid supplies>Ask it why it didn’t attack you>Ask for her name>Ask why she needs the food.>Ask her what she is>Be extra polite. Thank her for not eating you and to have a nice day. May she live long and have a happy life filled with calm times and love.>Call her a bitch>Scream>Other
>>4349111>Ask for her name
>>4349111>Toss the whole backpack, but take out the rope and first aid supplies>Ask her what she is>Be extra polite. Thank her for not eating you and to have a nice day. May she live long and have a happy life filled with calm times and love.I'm just a grigga with a length of rope
>>4349111>"You don't have to threaten me to let me know you are hungry here's all of the jerked beef and some cheese i dont want to starve but i dont want to die">Take out a large bag you have in the backpack and fill it with ( 3 pound of cheese and 10 pounds of Jerked beef) Place your coins in the bag>Ask for her name>Ask her what she isi dont think our boys can handle a fucking dragon guys
>>4349111>Be extra polite. Thank her for not eating you and to have a nice day. May she live long and have a happy life filled with calm times and love.>Take out a large bag you have in the backpack and fill it with all your cheese and jerked beef (10 pound of cheese and 10 pounds of Jerked beef) Place your coins in the bag>Ask for her name>Ask her what she isI think we can pass off doing the smaller bag instead of the whole backpack because of the language barrier. I'd like to keep our soap and first aid kit.Why the fuck did we bring meat into the Underdark again? This is the second time we've been fucked over by beef jerky!
>>4349129+1>>4349119>>4349143Why the fuck do you want to scream?
>>4349152but anon im not the same guy
>>4349157wait the second FUCKi meant to do click >>4349121 this not that
>>4349157Not saying that. Why did you change your vote to support screaming? Or did you link the wrong post?
It all worked out in the end
>>4349160yes i link the wrong posti meant to change >>4349121 to >>4349129i might be drinking lead i dont know
>>4349152why wouldn't you want to scream?
>>4349129>>4349152>>4349167>Be extra polite. Thank her for not eating you and to have a nice day. May she live long and have a happy life filled with calm times and love.>Take out a large bag you have in the backpack and fill it with all your cheese and jerked beef (10 pound of cheese and 10 pounds of Jerked beef) Place your coins in the bag>Ask for her name>Ask her what she is>>4349116>Toss the whole backpack, but take out the rope and first aid supplies>Ask her what she is>Be extra polite. Thank her for not eating you and to have a nice day. May she live long and have a happy life filled with calm times and love.>>4349119>Scream>>4349114>Ask for her nameLooks like giving her your cheese and jerked beef wins. Don't worry you still have your hardtack. Like most of it, since you eat your good bread first. (No roll needed as it's still the same encounter the roll carry over)
>>4349180Gobson: “Sorry, can’t Draconic good. Will put food in bag.” You say to the creature pulling out a large bag slowly. Picking up each pound of Cheese as you do this you make polite conversation. She watches closely with a keen eye as you take each pound of cheese one by one.Gobson: “What is your name? Sorry if rude, but you dragon? Me young, never seen dragon.”Armyr: “You are at the … of Armyr the calm. … let the lack of wings fool … goblin, I am 100% pure … dragon. … only through my …. Nature, I … attack a creature that is smart … to know a dragon is his …. As such you may pat … on the back for ... Draconic even …. You speak it …. You are still young. A good start but ... meet again you ,,, improve.”Gobson: “I’m done. All cheese and Beef. Don’t think you like hardtack. Tied to keep from dropping.” You say and throw it over to her, which she smells and holds in her tail to see it.Gobson: “Thank you Armyr the calm. For not eat me, have a good day. May you live long and have a happy life. With many calm times and love.”Armyr: “I will not forget this Gobson the goblin, you have done a small ... to Dragon..., but a large one for my ...., They will taste the ... of ... cheese for the first time ... of you. ... not ... to feed them ..., you have made my job ... for that you have my thanks. Be glad you met me, many goblins ... get the chance. Let ... be a … ... with Dragon... for you.”Gobson: “Good luck.”As you wave her goodbye you see her give a final nod to you before she disappears into the shadows back to where she came. Well that was an eventful talk with a real life dragon, you heart is beating hard and you are slightly sweating. But in the end you did it, you stopped the dragon attack using your words and she wasn’t mean. You hear the tent flaps open with a Ma'khtar coming out. She walks out to where you at posted at to keep a watch out.Ma'khtar: “Go get some sleep Gobson you’ll need it for travel tomorrow. Good job on dealing with that Drake. It was just a mother looking for food for its young, I’ll keep watch for the next 2 hours.”Gobson: “You were watching? Why didn’t you do anything?”Ma'khtar: “You had it covered, my presence would have startled her. If you need some cheese just ask the others I’m sure they’ll be willing to share.”Gobson: “Okay, good night Ma’khtar.” With that over you head back to the camp and lay down on your blanket using your backpack as a pillow. Bits and Prot are soundly sleeping and Ria is sleeping next to the tents. You lay your heavy head down and go to sleep.(Cont)* * *
>>4349225Date: 9-3-2391Day 3 of travelingYou wake up and kind of notice the area seems familiar the last time you were here. It seems close to where the slime attack happened. If that is the case it must mean you’re close to the necromancer hideout, which could have some unlooted goods and provide a nice safe place to sleep. With how it went yesterday you don’t feel worn out even after sleeping less. You could talk with the others or let them know about the hideout.The other goblins are still awake, you could wake them up and let them know what happened last night.What do? (Pick one)>Just travel>Tell the party about the necromancer entrance. (You could tell about it now or when the party is stopping for the night)>Talk with the boys, about the Drake which is 100% dragon (her words). How you were so close to seducing her. (Fluff up the facts)>Talk with the boys, about the Drake which is 100% dragon (her words). (Just what happened)>Talk with Ma’khtar about something (What?)>Other
>>4349227>Talk with the boys, about the Drake which is 100% dragon (her words). (Just what happened)
>>4349227>meditate and stay alert till the party is ready to gothe necromancer place has probably been nicked clean since the necromancer left in advance the only thing we ever gonna find their are just useless scraps and mindless undead thats trapped beneath the ground away from those catapults fire
>>4349225Damn this dragon chick is pretty chill
I think we should we tell the party about the Necromancer's hideout when we stopping for the night. Most people seem to want to spec into magic somewhat and there's likely to be some sort of magic stuff in the hideout. And most people's misgiving about it is that we can't learn it right now, but that doesn't mean we can prepare to learn it later by collecting stuff.
>>4348792I think the issue actually is that others think Gobson thinks the way you want him to. They expect a double cross and that's why nobody outside our party trusts us. Our party trusts us and believes in us. Don't let Herman and his bitchy wife convince you otherwise. Similar situation with >>4348926Couldn't have said it better myself QM. Anons we can't lose our cool so easily.Herman is a tsundere confirmed>>4349227> Have a short heart to heart with the boys. Apologize for never seeing Prot in the hospital and tell Bits you really love his drawings. Also apologize for calling a giant to them, admit that Gobson isn't the always the smartest grigga (pic related). Tell them you wish they could spend more time together outside of when they fight together. Tell them that they can talk to you whenever, although Gobson often gets caught up with his training, he'd love to spend more time with the boys like when they sold Stas' dad . Good times.> Tell them about the Dragon> Ask Khajit friend if she can teach us to read and ask her to tell us (the boys too) about her and Herman and how they met.I think we should think about telling her about our role with the Gremgobs. She seems pretty reasonable and the end goal is the fertility goddess anyway.Also Anons/QM can someone explain to me why Herman got so mad at us? He asked us to set up a meeting, how else were we supposed to do it? Depending on that we'll get out green ass whooped when we get back and tell Herman about the goddess
>>4349267+1u took the words outta a grigga's mouth
>>4349267>>4349272>>4349295>Have a short heart to heart with the boys. Apologize for never seeing Prot in the hospital and tell Bits you really love his drawings. Also apologize for calling a giant to them, admit that Gobson isn't the always the smartest grigga (pic related). Tell them you wish they could spend more time together outside of when they fight together. Tell them that they can talk to you whenever, although Gobson often gets caught up with his training, he'd love to spend more time with the boys like when they sold Stas' dad . Good times.>Tell them about the Dragon>Ask Khajit friend if she can teach us to read and ask her to tell us (the boys too) about her and Herman and how they met.>>4349237>Talk with the boys, about the Drake which is 100% dragon (her words). (Just what happened)>>4349248>meditate and stay alert till the party is ready to goLooks like Gobson is going to do a bit of talking.Gobson HP: 55/55(No roll needed to apologize or talking with Ma'khtar.)>Roll me 5d100. (+9 Tale Telling, +4 Long Distance Running) Bo3 Telling the story about the Dragon (Easy)Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (Medium)Once you have a higher level in Long Distance Running the difficult lower to Easy.
Rolled 52, 8, 79, 97, 97 = 333 (5d100)>>4349345
>>4349347>dubs in runningnow what
Rolled 77, 53, 4, 96, 85 + 13 = 328 (5d100 + 13)>>4349345
Rolled 69, 91, 63, 44, 13 = 280 (5d100)>>4349345Nat 100s
>>4349347>>4349365>>4349382>77, 76, 75, 101, 95Before you go and travel for the day you have alot to get off your chest. Something that was to be done for too far long now. It’s better you do it now rather than put it off until later. You first let the boys sleep and talk with the awake Ma'khtar.Gobson: “Ma’khtar, you can read a whole bunch of languages right? Does that include Draconic and are you willing to teach us how to read. Me and the boys would also be interested in finding out how you and Herman met.”Ma'khtar: “Gobson that’s a story for another time, maybe I’ll tell you that story with Herman by my side after a successful quest with no goblin deaths. As for your request of learning how to read, that’s something for Jade to tell you, she was a crush on you Gobson. She just wishes you to speak to her more than just learn from her, ask her about why she wears those gold rings on her horn and tail.”+25 Lust 75/100 (High lust affects Gobson’s mind)You didn’t quite know what to do with this new information about Jade but you’ll keep it in mind as you prepare to talk with the boys and give them a short heartfelt apology.Gobson: “Guys, Bits and Prot. Before you say anything, allow me to get something off my chest. I was acting like a Grigger. I should have done lots of things differently so a more favorable outcome would have happened. But I can’t go to the past, I can only try to make up my mistakes. Prot, you really took so many hits while we were doing that archery match in the arena. With every attack aimed at you, you didn’t falter or waiver under the attacks. I should have come to visit you in the hospital, but I was so tunnel focused on replacing my shield and gathering up cash to properly outfit us goblins. Bits your drawings are very good, and helped me out when I was drawing for that old Dwarf in his home. I drew a Centaur for my first piece of art and it could have been something that tips the scale in my favor. You have yet to tell me the story about that Centaur you drew in the bedroom. The idea I had with the giant was a Grigger move thinking about, as it didn’t get rid of the problem only brought the problem to my friends. We should spend more time together, lend me your ideas, what you think we should do. If you have any ideas, or questions I’ll hear you out. You’re my friends, we’re the last remaining goblins of our tribe. We’re the original goblins, and with us still alive our tribe lives on. Within ourselves is the tribe we all came from. What I’m trying to say is that I’m sorry. I apologize for everything, I’m not always the smartest Grigga and somethings you guys need me to the slap to bring me back to my normal self. I wouldn’t be here without you guys, thank you for saving me.”(Cont)
>>4349403Bits: “A simple sorry would have been enough.”Prot: “ You talk too much Gobson. But apologize accepted, don’t do it again.” Gobson: “Now fellows with that out of the way, you’re in for a real threat. I’m talking about action, romance, drama, and an unexpected twist. you could ask Ma'khtar about this as this story is 100% true. During my watch I saw what Ma’khtar calls a Drake. Using my Draconic I was able to talk with this Drake and guess what guys?”Both Goblins: “What”Gobson: “That Drake was a female and by her voice and her looks alone I could tell she was one fine lady. No missing scales, claws all sharp and clean, looks like they can cut through rock. Teeth all there, clean and sharp with spit able to melt rock, just a single bite of from her can bite your head clean off. But under those hardened scales was a lady, one of gentle heart, one that was willing to speak none other than me.Prot: “No.Gobson: “Yes. Now this Dragon had a name which was Armyr, and she was looking for some food and guess what food she found. This handsome green piece of meat, guarding the camp from anyone willing to attack it. At first she was showing off her strength, letting me know she could kill me in one single step. But I stay calm under the pressure, I use my Draconic and find out she’s a person willing to speak to goblins. Imagine my surprise when a Dragon doesn’t call me a Grigger or goes to kill me just by looking at her. She wanted some food, and guess who was willing to pay out, that someone is me. Once the cheese and jerked beef are dished out Armyr told me thanks. Imagine a dragon thanking a goblin for giving it 20 pounds of food. That’s not all, at the end of it, she gave me a speech and you should have heard the tone of her voice. My simple act of giving her food was enough to save the camp from fighting a true to life dragon. If only she didn’t have to feed her kids maybe I could have charmed her with my good looks.”The tale of the Dragon is told and the goblins cheered and clapped. Ma'khtar was clapping behind you and told everyone it was time to move out. Throughout the whole day you didn’t fall behind not even once. Giant Slugs were passed along some snakes. A nice easy day of traveling until you came at an interpath of where the necromancer tower passageway should be. Camp was being set up and you could let the others know of a possible place you could stay. The tower had 33 floors in it, it is quite possible that there isn’t any undead past the first 10 floors. They have to get all the way down and open some door, something you don’t think is possible for the undead.What do?>Let’s camp out in the bottom floor>Let’s camp normally>Let’s go exploring for that loot>Other
>>4349404+1.5 EXP Level 0: Tale Telling 1.5/5 +8 EXP Level 3: Long distance running 9.5/10+8 EXP Level 11: Rigid Leather 2/20Gobson HP: 55/55Bits HP: 55/55Prot HP: 55/55>>4349403*she has a crush
>>4349404Hell nah QM you ain't tricking me into going there and getting our party swarmed by undead making us a total grigger again.>Let's camp normally and remember the lads about the possible dangers. But then again since the necromancer is gone so should his magic thus eliminating the remaining undead.
>>4349404>Let’s go exploring for that lootDon't be pussy, let's get that loot
>>4349412Supporting this.Time to show them that we really learned something.
>>4349404this high lust text and this unnecessarily long apology hurts me mentally so much that i have to play the clown song so i could even gaze this post by thinking to myself im reading this ironically>Let’s camp normallylets go and deal with this lust already it goes up so fucking fast
>>4349417High lust is the place Gobson should be. If it means getting more pictures like when he told the story, I'm all for it.>>4349412+1
Scaly coomers do too much. Half of the votes in this quest are because the scaly coomers wanted to what they do best. I easily see why they can identify so closely with a goblin.
>>4349423try more than thatmost of them thats actually watching this quest wont do jack shit till anything scaly related is involved like when jade ask us to go with her
Oh boy, catching up to this theread like>>4349423>>4349433n-no, it's not like that
>>4349404>get the lootWere turning into vegetarian faggots way this is goingWe a bad gob. We gon get rich, strong and creampie jades cloaka without any feelings. Were just a grigga with (big) rope
>>4349412>But then again since the necromancer is gone so should his magic thus eliminating the remaining undead.No, the undead are still there, but out of necros control, thus like star explained in a previous thread just waiting to kill the livingon the plus side with a lot of luck we might find our old equipment backas such >>4349404ask Ma'khtar about this possibility, like Herman said you should. since that's genuinely a good idea, she seems to be very experienced
>>4349458>>4349464*sigh*, changing vote to this. Lets ask makhar if we should loot and smash some zomgobs.
>>4349464we going to have a literal divine intervention to find just our previous axe there and have to go up to the surface in the first place cause our equipment was at the upper floors of the surface
>>4349474Could be other things, but most importantly; proper xp
>>4349478well like herman said we have to speak with ma'khtar about it wether we go in there or not
>>4349485Certainly. But imagine we get our hands on a limpy zomgob. We can test its strenght - its behavior - its durability. Might be handy experience before we go to the necromancer again.
>>4349502>We can test its strenght - its behavior - its durability. Might be handy experiencedesu, the more i think about this, the more i remmember and see this as a bad idea. we were told they are dawn of the dead/ Ravenloft style zombies... the undead just keep standin back upand then the other anon is also right, with our stuff gone with the upper floors.
>>4349423So much this>>4349452Based. Also Jade and Emerald. We have to fight the coomers. One moment were attacking Kobolds without asking and they kill half our party the next were simping for them.>>4349407This scares me a lot. Who knows what Grigger shit the coomers will pull knowing this. I think we have to friend zone her Anons, for her sake>>4349464We don't really need our old equipment, Herman gave us better shit. We could carry it until we sell it, but that's not worth doing either. If we explore, we do it to find the kids
>>4349403We need to ask the Khajit if she can read the book out to us instead of teaching us to read, which we can do with Jade. she's just a friend . We need to do this sooner rather than later so we can level our int without putting points in and magic. Remember Herman said that the ground melting spell would be super useful for farms? This is finally Gobson's ticket off not being a grigger. He'll probably have to learn some other languages before he can start traveling on his own, but he'll finally get some respect.What does Jade see in Gobson? All Gobson has done around her is simp nonstop so I hope to God it's not his personality
>>4349621It was Bradley not Herman. Bradley know his shit. We should spend more time with him since he's so based. I thought he didn't want us around him because we're a goblin and would unsettle people he was talking to
>>4349612Coomers vs virginsWe need to impregnate as much females as possible. We must go full dark side and find a way to lead our cursed gremgob sons. We can have a whole Kingdom to ourselves. If we join the gremgobs the demon godess might even give our balls back.
>>4349412>>4349414>>4349417>>4349417>Let's camp normally>>4349413>Let’s go exploring for that loot>>4349464>>4349472ask Ma'khtar about this possibility, like Herman said you should. since that's genuinely a good idea, she seems to be very experienced>>4349621>We need to ask the Khajit if she can read the book out to us instead of teaching us to read,>>4349708Green ID, Name BiTAlright. Seems like anons want to ask Ma'khtar about it and camp normally. >Roll me 5d100. (First roll +6 Willpower) (Four other rolls +9 Long Distance Running Medium)(All the running you been doing allows you to have a easier time.)+7 EXP 75/80 EXP Dealing with the DrakeIt had like 290 HP. Also you still have the banked point, but to use that you need a safe place.
Rolled 84, 86, 95, 33, 81 = 379 (5d100)>>4349718
Rolled 11, 34, 41, 30, 91 = 207 (5d100)>>4349718
Rolled 63, 83, 35, 87, 99 = 367 (5d100)>>4349718
Rolled 16, 91, 49, 88, 17 = 261 (5d100)>>4349718
>>4349403>that’s something for Jade to tell you, she was a crush on you Gobson.We’re in boyos
>>4349621grigga you out yo fuckin mind, she just said to learn it from jade and to talk to jade more, even if you want to keep her as a friend she isn’t this is our chance that we’re more than a simp.
Rolled 94, 67, 39, 42, 47 = 289 (5d100)>>4349718
>>4349726>>4349731>>4349732>>4349754>>4349836>59, 94, 77, 69, 104 (Will roll passed)With camp getting set up you think it’s best to speak with Ma'khtar it’s not just to maybe take a look at her without her armor you have some questions that she may be able to answer. Gobson: “Hello Ma’khtar, the necromancer hideout is near here. It could house us for the night. I wanted to ask for your opinion.”Ma'khtar: “Gobson it’s good that you asked me, the hideout could be filled with traps, and remaining undead. If the necromancer was smart they could have added bait to the lower levels of the tower inviting all sorts of underdark creatures to make it their new home. Add that in the fact they took the time leaving means little loot can be found, not really worth getting either poisoned or getting the undead disease. As it’s very unlikely you’ll find the cure all the way down here. Thank you for letting me know as it’s a direction where I can keep an eye on during my night shift.”+20 Lust 95/100 (High lust affects Gobson’s mind)Her words make sense, you just had to hold yourself back as you mind kept telling you to grab hold of her curved front breastplate and just rip it off her. You manually turn your head away from her fine form. Closing your eyes didn’t help get rid of the thoughts of the various pretty females you had the pleasure to talk to. You couldn’t stop thinking about the scales that the dragon has, it seems stronger if you just had a touch, maybe they cover a soft underside. What if that dragon just needed a goblin to clean under it’s scales and help feed her children?You pop open your eyes and roll around on the blanket thinking of anything else, before the tiredness was too much you fell asleep. You allow someone else to take the first shift as your dreams were filled with female form. Exploring many different things you have yet to learn, like how a Dragogob would look like, how scaly creatures offspring look like, why that dragon didn’t let you hop on it and ride away back to it’s cave. Why doesn’t Ma'khtar allow you to see her undress.* * *Date: 9-4-2391Day 4 of travelingYou keep yourself under control, as your mind is being attack by impure thoughts maybe some running were keep you on the path of being more than just a goblin that goes back to it’s rape nature. Running didn’t help as you couldn’t stop staring at Ma'khtar behind as she moved, you had to move in front of her, and focus on something else. As you travel there is a Big Cat like creature with a stinger on its back. The Duergar lit up something it was carrying and foul smoke emitted from it. The creature only roared at the group as we passed by, it was known as a Manticore that normally is hostile on sight but takes great delight in toying with its prey. You are glad the Duergar is here even if he doesn’t talk.(Cont)
>>4349855As the manticore passed, you wonder if it wasn’t hostile, what if it just wanted to play and you get to feel it’s pretty fur. Maybe it'll feel like Ma'khtar fur too bad you won't be able to compare now that it’s gone, back into the shadows. You really got to do something about Ma'khtar your eyes seem to wander on their own, you have to force yourself to keep looking straight ahead. With the place found for resting for the night, you get your distance from the female, the further away from her lovely scent and her so soft feeling fur is all you need to keep yourself under control right?+2 EXP Willpower: 2 8/20+7.5 EXP Level 4: Long distance running 7/20+7.5 EXP Level 11: Rigid Leather 9.5/20What do? (Could pick more than one if they don’t counter each other)>Sleep that’ll work right?>Clear your mind and meditation, you are above being a rape goblin>Ask Maglum how far away are you for the fortress>Sneak off where noone can see you and relieve some pressure.>Take the first watch>Take watch (1-4 Which?)>Other
>>4349857We should just go rub one out. Dont wanna fuck up the adventure by trying to rape.
>>4349857>Meditate away the coomer thoughts>Ask Malgum how far away you are from the fortress
>>4349857>Clear your mind and meditation, you are above being a rape goblinOookay, we need to cool down before we interact with any more females.
>>4349862We should just go rub one out. >>4349863>>4349875>>4349915>>4349920>Meditate away the coomer thoughts>Ask Malgum how far away you are from the fortress>>4349865>Clear your mind and meditation, you are above being a rape goblinAsk Maglum how far away the fortress is and meditate>Roll me 1d100+8. Bo3 (Mediation)
Rolled 96 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>4349923
Rolled 91 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>4349923
Rolled 93 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>4349923
Rolled 95 + 8 (1d100 + 8)>>4349923
>>4349925>>4349928nice rolls for once. as always when rolling to contain
>>4349925>>4349928>>4349929>>4349930WHAT THE FUCK, I THINK WE ACHIEVED NIRVANA
>>4349934Perish the coomer thought.
>>4349934I guess Gobson is the Buddha of Gobs.
>>4349925>>4349928>>4349929>>4349930>104With all this impure thoughts that need to be cleaned you found a quiet place to rest. Away from the camp while still being able to see it you sit down on the ground and begin clearing your mind. Any impure thought gets thrown out, you only let in thoughts you deem worthy to stay. Slowly but surely you began to get rid of the thoughts that race through your head, one by one they are reviewed and removed by you. You must be getting better at this, after getting rid of the thoughts you return level headed. -95 Lust: Lust 0/100Your thoughts are back to normal, no longer filled with a need to breed anything that moves. With a clear mind you call on Maglum seeking an audience He seems to pick up on the prayer and appear before you.Gobson: “Maglum, thank you for appearing. I seek to know how many days we are from the fortress.”Maglum: “If you keep the same speed you've been doing for the last three days, you’ll be there in three days. You’re making great time, and for good reason as the followers in the fortress seem to shift around almost daily. Anyway I bring some news, the gods are keeping an eye on you. So try to be on your best behavior, they are asking for updates to see how you handle the necromancer as it’ll be an important part of your defense I have for you. Nothing to worry about, just don’t be a Grigger and everything will turn out fine.”Gobson: “Thank you Maglum. I will take your words to heart, I trust you will help me on my journey as I try to right my wrongs. May we speak again after a successful quest.” With that he was gone in a puff. You’re not sure what he meant by defense, but you’ll take one day at a time being a better goblin. You greet the boys as they lay on their blankets, Prot now spots two black eyes. He didn't seem to be in a bad mood about it as he keeps talking about Ma'khtar. Bits talked about what the others were doing, he lets you know he would like to learn some magic after hearing Bradley talking about tilling earth. He brings up a good point, it would bring some easy money just tilling some ground and getting paid for it. You get to practice the magic, and the farmer has more hours of the day to do something else. For a few copper just for saying some words, you wonder why not everyone learns magic. A thought for another day as you fall asleep.You awoke from your sleep to Bits screaming about spiders, but with the Duergar in the party it stayed away after he painted a symbol on the campsite and said a few words. With no threat you fall back asleep.(Cont)
>>4350004* * *Date: 9-4-2391Day 4 of travelingWith how easy keeping up seems to be, you wake up just in time to do something before the camp is all packed up and ready to go. Ma'khtar should know the fortress is 3 days away if she talked with the purple dwarf. Just three more days of travel and the fortress will be in sight.What do? (Pick one or more)>To the fortress (Time skip 12 rolls)>Just travel >Ask Ma’khtar for her master plan on what to do once the fortress is reached. And the roles the goblins will play>Ask Prot why he keeps spying on Ma’khtar just to get another black eye>Ask Bits why he’s leaving drawings of Centaurs everytime you stay to camp>Watch the Duergar as he cleans his steed>Other
>Ask Ma’khtar for her master plan on what to do once the fortress is reached. And the roles the goblins will play>Ask Prot why he keeps spying on Ma’khtar just to get another black eye>Ask Bits why he’s leaving drawings of Centaurs everytime you stay to camp>Watch the Duergar as he cleans his steed
>>4350006>Ask Ma’khtar for her master plan on what to do once the fortress is reached. And the roles the goblins will play>Ask Prot why he keeps spying on Ma’khtar just to get another black eye>Ask Bits why he’s leaving drawings of Centaurs everytime you stay to camp>Ask Jade why she wears gold rings on her horn and tail
>>4350006>Ask Ma’khtar for her master plan on what to do once the fortress is reached. And the roles the goblins will play>Ask Prot why he keeps spying on Ma’khtar just to get another black eye>Ask Bits why he’s leaving drawings of Centaurs everytime you stay to camp>Watch the Duergar as he cleans his steed>Talk with Ria about his Drow coomer problem. We've recently enlightened ourselves maybe we can help him stop having coomer thoughts about drows
>>4350004>>4350006>Shout QM I WANT TO LEARN MAGIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>>4349938Based>>4349810Why TF should we wait to learn magic. This is fucking magic we're talking about. WHY ON EARTH would you put off learning that. It could literally save our lives ffs. We'd never have to jump down 20 fucking stories again if we can use magic. Seriously anon come on. Jade is also 20x our age I'll remind you.First message was a joke>Do everything plus try to talk to the Duergar and ask Khajit if she will read out the book to you and Gobson will learn reading from Jade after the adventure>Learn magic>Teach the boys magic>Open up a farming for hire business called Gib6son and the boys>ProfitThis is literally it anons. We'd be rich and powerful.
>>4350019Support, add this to the >do everything plusif my post wins the vote>>4350024
>>4350024What??? This is what happens when you speed read, Khajit said she wouldn't teach us to read, and that we should ask Jade to teach us. It's three birds one stone.>Jade teaches us to read Dragonic and Humie>We learn magic>We get closer to JadeI don't know why you hate the idea of us being close with Jade so much, saying shit like 'we should friendzone her for her on good', fuck that shit dude.
>My question to anons that think so far in the future: Why?I could understand thinking a week or two weeks. But literally doing stuff that will take longer than our current age.>Problem with farming business: Most business will come from work in the spring. Finding people willing to pay goblins. Magic is cool and all that but how about we talk with a magic user to learn some better spells>>4350019+1
>>4350019>ask makhar for masterplan>ask makhar more about druegar, language etc. >ask prot why he keeps spying (and tell him to stop)>watch druegar clean lizard
>>4349971In a past thread, I joked that Gobson will be a Gobdi. it remains to b seen whether that means a goblin Ghandi or goblin Mahdi if we ever fail, and give in to the Coombrain rape goblin eugenics[\spoiler]
>>4350073>>4350075We can't learn magic if we can't read, Ma'khtar isn't willing to teach us to read. I don't know many times I have to remind anons of this
>>4350010>>4350017>>4350019>>4350030>>4350073>Ask Ma’khtar for her master plan on what to do once the fortress is reached. And the roles the goblins will play>Ask Prot why he keeps spying on Ma’khtar just to get another black eye>Ask Bits why he’s leaving drawings of Centaurs everytime you stay to camp>Watch the Duergar as he cleans his steed>>4350019>Talk with Ria about his Drow coomer problem. We've recently enlightened ourselves maybe we can help him stop having coomer thoughts about drows>>4350075>ask makhar more about druegar, language etc.>ask prot why he keeps spying (and tell him to stop)Gobson is going to do some things. Let's see how traveling goes.>Roll me 4d100+9. Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (+9 Long Distance Running Medium)
Rolled 62, 4, 7, 52 + 9 = 134 (4d100 + 9)>>4350103
Rolled 5, 100, 72, 65 + 9 = 251 (4d100 + 9)>>4350103
Rolled 17, 87, 45, 96 + 9 = 254 (4d100 + 9)>>4350103
Rolled 12, 57, 79, 10 + 9 = 167 (4d100 + 9)>>4350103
>>4350112>>4350114>>4350115>>4350117>49, 100, 68, 90The morning at least that’s what time you think it is. Already you have alot to do so little time, the most important is finding out what’s the plan once the fortress is reached. You gather up the boys and speak with the cat.Gobson: “Hey Ma'khtar, what’s the plan once we reach the fortress? What are we supposed to do to help you find that necromancer?”Ma'khtar: “The fortress itself will be far too dangerous for goblins to roam around, so I don’t expect you to go alone. You'll have to go all three of you or risk getting hammered and enslaved. I have made some plans depending on what is found in the fortress to allow me to explain each to you.”Plan 1: Goblins will stay in a rented out room while Ma'khtar figure out where the necromancer is, set up a meeting with her. All the goblins have to do is tell her where the necromancer could be in the city while she gathers the information and does everything.Plan 2: Goblins will help a bit, Gobson finds one of the kids that is a follower of Maglum get the location of the necromancer and allow Ma'khtar to take over the rest setting up a meeting with the necromancer.Plan 3: Goblins will be defenseless and act like goblin slaves that escape their master and try to join up the necromancer. Gobson will not be part of the plan as most goblins know how he looks like and will raise suspicion. Once they know the location Ma'khtar sets up a meeting and takes the goblins back.She lets you know that she is limiting the goblins in the plans due to the fact that she doesn't want to see any goblin harm as the necromancer is very powerful. The Dwarves while throwing rocks at the tower told some powers the necromancer has like being able to summon up creatures making anyone blind or what her did to you making you forget everything you talked with her about. With that explained you have some talking to do with the boys. You let her finish packing up.+25 Lust: Lust 25/100Gobson: “Prot why do you keep spying on her? Is two black eyes not enough? You want a third.”Prot: “Gobson you don’t understand what it’s like to be in love, yet denied due to being a goblin. I only wish for my own cat mate to purr me to sleep after a long tiring day. Her fur Gobson is so soft-.”Ma'khtar: “Let’s move out everyone.” Seems like you don’t have enough time to do everything you wanted to do. No matter you could just talk with Bits and the Duergar cleans his steed before it’s time to rest.Keeping up with the party was easy, you took an easy start, but really powered through and passed Ma'khtar before she jogged past you. Even at your fastest you are not faster than her, must be the legs soon you’ll be taller. You saw Soul and Maglum size. (Cont)
>>4350233While traveling you encounter large snakes slithering on the road, but once again after some bait is tossed the snake is gone from the path and travel keeps going. Seems like so many things that would have been battles are not with the Duergar helping. After another long hours of travel later, you stop for the night. You catch Bits drawing a Centaur.Gobson: “Bits why do you leave drawings of Centaurs every time we camp/”Bits: “You know I like art, it calms me down and helps me relax. It lets travelers know what a centaur looks like, they may never see one down here, but my drawing will allow them to see the beauty of them.”Gobson: “But Bits, none of us goblins have seen a Centaur. Maybe you’re right, maybe some things are different.”Bits: “Maybe not while I was awake. But I can see them in my dreams. I talk with one using my drawings to get my message across as she doesn’t know Gob and I don’t know Centaur. With each day I practice, the more knowledge of what I can draw increases. Maybe someday I’ll get to meet her while awake. Gobson: “A nice thought Bits, maybe we’ll see a Centaur together all of us goblins.”With the talk with boys over with, you find out each of them likes different races, Bits with his Centaurs, Prot with his Cat people. That leaves you thinking, do you focus on one unique part or just accept what arrives, have you found the race you like or are you still looking for it? What you do now is watch the Duergar as he cleans his scaly steed. He stares at you as he uses a brush on it’s scales. He says some words to you for the first time.Duergar: “If you’re going to stare, how about you help. Clean my serpentus’ slit.” You’re not sure by his tone how he meant it, it was flat, all the words using the same tone sounded dead. +9 EXP Level 11: Rigid Leather 18.5/20+9 EXP Level 4: Long distance running 16/20What do?>Help clean it>Decline and go to sleep. (Time Skip 8 Rolls)>Other
>>4350235>Help clean itPick up the mug grigger 2.0
>>4350235> Help clean it
>>4350235>Help clean it
>>4350235>what is a slit
we are going in GAY territory why the fuck are anons ok with thiswhere the fuck is the others this faggots are just 1IDs
>>4350235>Decline and go to sleep
>>4350240>>4350280>>4350292>>4350612>Help clean it>>4350569>what is a slit>>4350597>Decline and go to sleepGobson is helpful goblin.>Roll me 5d100. Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (+6 Animal Handling +9 Long Distance Running Medium)
Rolled 85, 57, 74, 56, 14 = 286 (5d100)>>4350634AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 49, 80, 61, 51, 1 = 242 (5d100)>>4350634
Rolled 88, 35, 90, 51 + 15 = 279 (4d100 + 15)>>4350634
>>4350658You missed a die
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4350658>>4350672oops
anyways qm what about wheres that meditation exp
>>4350846Forgot to include it in the thread.+5 EXP Level 3: Meditating 2/20+5 EXP Willpower: 2 12/20 Willpower 7 EXP away from leveling upEncounter with Drake +7 EXP 7 6/80 EXP to level up
>>4350638>>4350656>>4350658>93, 78, 91, 63, 1Gobson: “Sure. What do I need to do?”Duergar: “Take this soapy rag and clean the underside of my steed.” He tosses you a wet rag that was in the inside of the bucket, you catch it and get closer to the beast. As you get closer you take a closer look at the beast, it has features of a horse, but it has green scales like a serpent. A snakelike tail, with a head of a lizard. There is no hair like a horse, but rather a long reptilian fin. No hooves, but instead lizard-like feet.You could see that the creature is well maintained and almost no cleaning is needed as you clean the exterior of the long, narrow opening. The inside of which didn’t seem to need to be clean, so you only work on the outside. Even with a strange goblin cleaning the beast it seems well trained. You were able to figure out it’s a male by sight and not by feel. After making sure you got everything you return the rag to the bucket. The purple dwarf examines your work and says some words.Duergar: “Good work, if you were my slave, I would give you the perfect job suited to your small hands.”Gobson: “Thank you.” You think that was a compliment or the best one you could get from the Duergar as you walk away to go to sleep to rest for the next day. * * *Date: 9-5-2391Day 5 of travelingAfter another day of traveling, you check how much food you have left and you have 3 pounds of cheese and 5 pounds of hardtack. The cheese given to you by the others after they split up their remaining cheese. As for the jerked beef Ria took a pound of it from your backpack before you gave it away and is hoarding the last of it. Says that he needs it for life as he can’t eat anything else. You gather up your equipment and head off.The traveling was a breeze, there were no sightings of monsters, or creatures of any kind as you kept up with the group. That is until your shoe rope becomes undone, you bend over and using your rope skills make a knot on it. Standing back up you notice the others are not with you. No problem as you just start jogging hoping to keep up, you keep going but don’t see them until a flame catches your eye. Walking through it may lead you to your friends, once through the wide passageway you hear a large stone behind you fall. Looking behind you notice the way you came in is blocked. You start feeling very hot inside this place, there must be something about it, it seems built not natural. The stones look like they're made from the material dwarves use to make their stone shops and buildings. The floor itself is different from the normal black ground, looks like cut stones covering the ground. You don’t hear anything but the sound of the fire, and three deadends. A crude wooden door, and a hallway that still needs to be explored. You feel like you’re being watched as you take out your shield and axe. (Cont)
>>4350875+2 EXP Level 0: Animal Handling 4/5+2 EXP Level 1: Gender on Scale 5/10 +4.5 EXP Level 12: Rigid Leather 3/20+4.5 EXP Level 5: Long distance running 0.5/20+1 EXP Level 1: Use Rope 1.5/10What do?>Open door, break it open if it doesn’t open>Wait for someone to save you>Use fire on wooden door, maybe there don’t be so much smoke>Go down the hallway >Other
>>4350878lets hope nothing bad happens>check and open the door if its locked leave it be>if doors locked take the torch and go down the hallway >be alert
>>4350891>>4350928>>check and open the door if its locked leave it be>>if doors locked take the torch and go down the hallway >>be alert>Roll me 1d100. Bo3 (Alertness)
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4350959
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4350959
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4350959I got this
>>4350963>>4350990>>4351003>56You take the torch that is burning, you put two and two together and know that if this torch was burning on it’s own it would have burned out long ago. It must have recently been lit up by a creature that is not scared of fire, and has the intelligence enough to create a fire. You go down to the door and test it, it’s stuck, it can’t be open as it’s jammed in the doorway. You keep a look out as you go down the hallway. You see another deadend at the end of the hall. The other passageway has a hole going like more than 2 stories down. At the other end of the hole seems to be a figure.You shine your light to light up the figure you see. It's a large man with large muscles and the head of a bull. It stares at you with dead eyes, unmoving. Just standing there menacingly on the other side of the pit You think it’s not a statue, maybe it’s the thing that trapped you here. You don't feel safe as he stares at you.+1 EXP Level 0: Alertness 2.5/5What do?>Drop torch and sling it!>Try to talk with it>Run Away down the other passageway>Other
>>4351025>Run Away down the other passagewayLet's check all the rooms see what threats each one has then decide what we want to do.
>>4351025this is just great>Try to talk with it>go to the other passagewaylets hope that the other passageway doesn't lead to the minotaur if it does lead to it lets go straight to the door and break it down
>>4351030>Run Away down the other passageway (No Attack)>>4351036>Try to talk with it>go to the other passageway (No Attack)>>4351060>Sling it! (Attack)Gobson will not instantly attack the figure and will try to talk with it than go down another passageway.>Roll me 1d100+6 Bo3 (Alertness)
Rolled 52 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>4351102
Rolled 68 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>4351102
Rolled 82 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>4351102
>>4350036I read it three times to make sure. She said that we should learn to READ with Jade because she has a crush on Gobson. Nothing about her refusing to teach us magic. daddy QM is blueballing us for learning magic I also said that if we get too close to her the coomers will try to pull something with her and ruin our relationship. Hence staying as friends.Learning magic has long and short term benefits, we just don't know all the short term ones because we don't know any magic. Everything we know about magic we've learned second hand and in a very limited amount. Needless to say, it would give us much more options when we crit fail or end up in a bad position.Also, to be clear, we're not going to become a monk or anything, but we'll pick our mates wisely. Doing otherwise will be a grigger move and we've come too far to give it all up now.>>4350656The more we roll the more likely we roll a 1 unfortunately>Hope the Minotaur is friendlyIt's all we can do now frens. We always have the Maglum save if things go really badly. QM what were the options for the side abilities? Did we get any new ones?>>4350572Uh oh. I don't understand why working with animals develops Gobson's sexual Identity, but most certainly isn't good. Either he ends up bi or becomes some kind of furry. At that point anons we might have to make Gobson kill himself, he'll never come back from that. Ever.
>>4351104>>4351105>>4351107>88Gobson: “Hello do you speak Gob.” Is what you say to the figure,” All it does it move it’s upper body to face you. His eyes looked at you and with a heavy snort started to speak.Bull human?: “Give me a show, and I’ll give you a death filled with glory.“ Was all he said as he stepped back into the shadows and disappeared into the corner. With a feeling of unease you go down the hallway to look for the way out, after checking out another deadend you go down the only path you have yet to take. The hallway you look has burning torches all lined up through the corridor. Before you can even see what is at the end of this corridor you smell it. It had the stench of the dead, smelling of rotting meat, is a standing figure yet unaware of you presence as it stares at the wall.It has very long and sharp looking claws, it’s flesh is coming off him in pieces as you can see some exposed bone and the ribs. You see it clawing at the walls, you feel like this is one of those undead Star talked about. You’re unsure which one could it be, you just know you should stay away from it, either having to kill it because if you don’t it’s going to follow you through this maze.+1.5 EXP Level 0: Alertness 4/5Undead didn't detect Gobson yet.What do?>Sling it from this distance (+28 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers, -40 since long range)>Get just a bit closer, than sling it (2 Squares move up) (Sneak) (+68 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)>Axe it a question (+88 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)>Maybe I can get through without it sensing I’m alive? (Sneak past it, keeping it 'alive'>Other
>>4351137>Axe it a question (+88 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)Remember to chop it into pieces so that it has to take a longer time to reform.
>>4351137>Axe it a question (+88 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)take his limbs away and cut his head in half>>4351135more like having a fetish for bestiality and possibly teratophilia
>>4351135>Nothing about her refusing to teach us magicwhat, ok ok ok. You can stop pretending now anon, you're pretending, right? I'm just going to link a previous post, and you're going think long and hard about what you just said.>>4350092> if we get too close to her the coomers will try to pull something with her and ruin our relationshipHow so? What are you so scared of them doing? Huh? We've fucked up more than I can count in front of Jade and she still doesn't give a shit, she still likes and trusts us. I seriously doubt we'll fuck up so tremendously that we'll outright destroy our current relationship with her.I want to learn magic as much as the next guy but what you're suggesting is counter-intuitive it just seems like you're trying your best to keep us away from that sweet kobold cloaca. This is not very cash money anon, not cash money at all.
>>4351137>Axe it a question (+88 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)Chop it up and then burn it with the torch. Fire kills the undead, right?
>>4351135>I don't understand why working with animals develops Gobson's sexual IdentityIt didn't, he just cleaned the animal. Lust is used to notify what changes him one way or another. It's not just one action turn him this or that. Take for example your goblin friends they also get affected by the things they do, see or hear about. Bits never heard about Centaurs until Gobson talked about it.>QM what were the options for the side abilities? Did we get any new ones?Yeah, Sling boys, and long distance running. maybe something for armor since you guys are basically just almost away from the max Armor modifier you can have with the armor. (Current +9, max is +12 due to DEX being 4). Because you guys don't take the easy way out to reduce lust. Maybe something to stop lust once in a while or help bring it down. Axe will be a side ability. You can keep banking points or stack points up into one thing. >>4349267>Anons/QM can someone explain to me why Herman got so mad at us? He asked us to set up a meeting, how else were we supposed to do it?He got mad because he wanted information with the necromancer, Gobson messed it up, by revealing the Dwarves. Telling the necromancer about the Dwarves is basically what failed setting up the meeting. In the necromancer letter it explained that "you don’t fuck with Dwarves or Ber." That she was willing to just leave because Dwarves don't fuck around when it comes to war.
>>4351138>>4351141>>4351155>Axe it a question (+88 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)You're going to use your Axe and Axe it a question. Hopefully one that kills it in one swing>Roll me 2d50+88. Bo3 (Surprise Attack)
Rolled 11, 25 + 88 = 124 (2d50 + 88)>>4351157>she>>4351159
Rolled 39, 41 + 88 = 168 (2d50 + 88)>>4351159Nat 1 quest ends
Rolled 8, 3 + 88 = 99 (2d50 + 88)>>4351159
Someone roll me a CRIT for Gobson>Roll 1d100.
>>4351163Welp, I think I'm done rolling for the day.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4351164check this shit roll
>>4351161>>4351162>>4351163>>4351166Gobson>168 34 Damage Dealt (HIT/CRIT)VSUndead>”Killed”Combat StartedCombat OverGobson: HP 55/55Unknown Undead HP: Pretty damn low in the Negatives/25You slowly place the torch on the ground as you ready yourself to take this Undead down in one swing. You close your fist tightly on the handle of your axe, you check to see your shoes are tied once you see that nothing could go work and you sneak closer to the creature. Then you sprint after it with all your speed, as it turns you swing your engraved axe across one of its arms. Cutting it completely off, with just that attack it falls to the ground “dead”.But you know the truth about the undead they are not killed unless you burn the body. You take a look around the place and see that it’s indeed closed off. Lighting a body on fire here could mean smoke, and without any place for the smoke to go you may have to breathe in the smoke and you know that’s not good as it’s not good air. Bits was the one who explained the magic of fire to you, back in the old nest.You do the next best thing, cutting off it’s limbs and smashing it’s head open. You hope that will last for a long while. Maybe you can do something else to the body before you keep heading deeper through the passages this maze seems to hold. You just know you don’t want to touch the thing, who knows what it can have.+1 EXP Level 5: Axe 5/10+4 EXP Current 0/160 EXP LEVEL UP!What do? (You will keep heading through the hallways with each choice. Unless you want to do something different.)>Leave the body>Watch the body from a distance seeing how long it takes for a piece of it start to form back. Getting a better understanding of how long it would take to reform>Burn the body, you don’t know how long you’re going to be in here, better to have nothing coming from behind>Other
>>4351177>Burn the body, you don’t know how long you’re going to be in here, better to have nothing coming from behindlets go
>>4351177>Leave the bodyGTFO of this situation is the most important thing. I don't want the minotaur to try anything, we definitely are not tough enough to beat a minotaur.
>>4351177>Leave the body
>>4351179>Burn the body, you don’t know how long you’re going to be in here, better to have nothing coming from behind>>4351180>>4351181>>4351182>Leave the bodyLeaving the body wins, hopefully you can get out before it comes back up.>Roll me 1d100+6 Bo3 (Alertness)
Rolled 52 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>4351191
Rolled 53 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>4351191
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>4351191
>>4351193>>4351195>>4351196>59You leave the body alone and keep going through the hallways and passageways. You come to an intersection that split off the path in two directions, you choose one and head down it. You hear the sounds of something moving along with the sound of water here and there. You take a peek around the corner and you see a giant slug.You run back to the interaction, the slug thing didn’t follow you. That slug is thicker than Ber and has the length of a building. It seems to be the thing making sound with the water, maybe it likes it? Either way you keep heading in the other direction where you come across two deadends. Once you double back you go to the hallway with the door, you check to hear through the door.Your hearing pays off as you notice a voice, in a language you never heard before. But you want to say it’s similar to Dwarven. You didn’t check the door to see if it was unlocked or locked as maybe just the act of turning the handle will alert the creature on the after side of the door. You have to make a choice, either to go through the door and face whatever is on the other side, fight/avoid the slug. The last choice you don’t like is going down that hole you saw before. You’re not sure if there even is a way back up that, maybe the pathway you went in is open? All you know this maze is very hot, you only been here for few minutes and already your building up some sweat. You're glad Herman bought the large waterskin for the goblins, you should have enough if this heat keep going.+1 EXP Level 1: Alertness 0/10What do?>Through the door>Speak with the creature through the door, maybe it knows Gob, Draconic, or Human>Sling the slug, fall back if it gets close. >Run pass the slug>Axe the slug>Toss a torch down the hole to see if worth checking out>Hope the path you took to get in is open?>Other
>>4351208>Toss a torch down the hole to see if worth checking out>Sling the slug, fall back if it gets close. If the hole isn't worth checking out.Things that can talk make me nervous, atleast with the undead and slug we know they're probably not the smartest
>>4351208ive been thinking wether or not we should break down the other door or not and see whats inside i was refraining from breaking it down because since someone living here wouldn't be happy about that but now im starting to doubt it since the fucking duergar is at the other door and they would rather attack us than talking nicely>Toss a torch down the hole to see if worth checking out>Run pass the slug If the hole isn't worth checking out.this maze is hot as shit so i doubt that slug wont go after us because its enjoying in the waters
>>4351208>Speak with the creature through the door, maybe it knows Gob, Draconic, or HumanSay help me im stuck in dragonic and human and gob
>>4351249Supporting. Why fight if we can talk it out? If we talked to a undead Minotaur we should at least try it out here. It might be nice>>4351157Thanks QM, that makes sense. I think we should hold off on using it until we learn magic because it'll probably unlock more skills>>4351153>>4349403>Gobson: “Ma’khtar, you can read a whole bunch of languages right? Does that include Draconic and are you willing to teach us how to read. Me and the boys would also be interested in finding out how you and Herman met.”>Ma'khtar: “Gobson that’s a story for another time, maybe I’ll tell you that story with Herman by my side after a successful quest with no goblin deaths. As for your request of learning how to read, that’s something for Jade to tell you, she was a crush on you Gobson. She just wishes you to speak to her more than just learn from her, ask her about why she wears those gold rings on her horn and tail.”This is the true price of being a coomer anons. Go beyond cooming anons. Focus on what really matters. For Gobson.tfw the drawings are so good they actually rile up the coomers and simps. Good job as always QM and drawAnon
>>4350092We don't need to know how to read if she reads the book out to us. Someone said that to us a while ago. Magic is important to learn NOW because:It will level up our int without needing to use a pointIt'll unlock new choices later onWe have so much time on our hands while travelingIt's easier to level than axe and the other skills because it'll start at level 0 and not need a lot of EXPSome other stuff probably, but knowing our INT will rise is enough to convince me
>>4351495>As for your request of learning how to read, that’s something for Jade to tell youAlso, you know we can get closer to Jade without being a coomer and simp, right?>>4351505>We don't need to know how to readPlease stop. Soul literally said the way you are suggesting is the slower and tedious way of learning magic. We learn how to read from Jade and learn magic from cat hoe. You need to know how to read to effectively learn magic, I’m going in fucking circles with you anon, stop trying to skip over learning how to read.
>>4351547I reiterate my views that we should aim to impregnate as many fertile females as possible, and that not doing so is against our nature. We cannot be something were not. In the end were just a grigga with a (big) rope. Also, has anyone thought of the possibility that magic may have severe costs/penalties? I already noticed we had magic sickness after being skullpicked by that slut necromancer.
Hey one of you griggas vote it's tied rn. I want the CUM.
>>4351552See, this is a coomer.
>>4351547I'm not saying we should skip it anon, I said we should have her read it to us for now then learn how to read with Jade when we get back and talk to her because apparently we don't talk enough with our friends. Also I'm not saying that talking to Jade is a coomer move, the coomers are always lurking in the thread and you don't know when they'll start voting.You don't understand what happens then. I've seen it. Just hearing cloaca gives me PTSD of those times. In case you don't remember, that's how we ended up raping a male wolf, going on a travel quest with Jade, and getting Grung over Ponak. The second one kinda worked out for us though, so that wasn't so bad
>>4351865Forgot about wasting our money on Emerald. That was also pretty stupid
Oh boy... I did not expect this development.why are we pressing forward into a labirynth? we should have looked into the doors at the start, maybr try and get away? Also aggroing and then just leaving an undead without dealing with it or at least learning about how it functions... Anons, we're gonna end up ambushed by pic related at this rate...also i support >>4351249 maybe duergar will enslave us, but at least they'll take us to the fortress, and then we'll see.
>>4351210>Toss a torch down the hole to see if worth checking out>Sling the slug, fall back if it gets close. If the hole isn't worth checking out.>>4351218>>4351570>>4351827>Toss a torch down the hole to see if worth checking out>Run pass the slug If the hole isn't worth checking out.>>4351249>>4351495>>4351882>Speak with the creature through the door, maybe it knows Gob, Draconic, or HumanChecking out the hole in the ground, running past the slug, being alert of everything around you and speaking.>Roll me 5d100. Bo3 (+3 Observation, +12 Sprinting, +5 Alertness, +7 Draconic and Human)
Rolled 58, 3, 87, 20, 76 = 244 (5d100)>>4351884
Rolled 41, 96, 72, 25, 95 = 329 (5d100)>>4351884
Rolled 33, 73, 14, 96, 42 = 258 (5d100)>>4351884
>>4351884Allright OP, give me that CUM str8
>>4351885>>4351889>>4351906>61, 108, 92, 104, 102You had a plan, that plan had to do with checking what’s down a hole. You make your way back to the entrance, and see the body still in the same state you left it in. Picking up a torch on the wall you walk to the hole and drop it down. It falls for 2 stories before hitting the ground, you see a bunch of snakes down there.You back away from the edge and go to where the slug is at. You peek and see it bathing in the water, you quickly sprint across the hallway and check it out. You come across deadend and more deadends. When you reach a heavy stone door you feel that it’s stuck to the door frame. You sprint back to the door, where you can hear a quiet voice. Time to speak to this creature on the other side.Gobson: “Help me, I'm stuck.” You said in Gob, Draconic, and Human. Quickly you hear the voice on the other side get louder as it responded but in Draconic. It seems to have taken notice on how slow you say the words and make it easier for you to hear him speak using simple words to get his message across.Gnome: “Is that an Orc? It is I a gnome, the one stuck on a … plate. Come help break me free, and we will both get out this minotaur maze.”Gobson: “How do I know you not lie? Could be a trick, I am not a fool.”Gnome: “Open the door, you will see I’m the one stuck on the … plate. I will meet my death if I move from the spot. Help me out and we will work together.”As you were thinking of what to do next, you hear sounds coming from the entrance than the slamming of the rock wall falling down. Who knows what or who just got themselves trapped in this maze, creatures of the Underdark that this minotaur baited in or something much worse. You’re not sure what will be the better plan to do, the path with the slug does not have an exit. It only has a jammed stone door and you have no idea how you will break through that. The water could have a way out, but a slug is blocking it from getting to it, and who knows what underwater creatures could be in there. Another important thing is you can’t breathe in water, so you could drown if you try, if the slug doesn’t kill you first. You may have some time before the creatures that enter the maze get to you.+3 EXP Level 2: Draconic 6/50+3 EXP Level 1: Humie 3/25+3 EXP Level 1: Sprinting 2/10+1 EXP Level 0: Observation 1/5What do?>Enter the room and close door behind you>Keep talking with the Gnome behind the door, figure out why he can’t move from a plate, and how he got in here. Stay outside the door and wait for the creatures from the entrance to come>Question the Gnome and enter the room before the creatures make their way to you>Rush to the entrance you got to know whos in here>Hide in one of the corners closer to the entrance and figure out who is in the maze with you>Make a bunch of scary sounds maybe the creatures will stay away?>Other
>>4351947>Rescue Gnome and hide near the entrance to see who also fell for the trap.Lets not be a grigger
>>4351947>Rescue Gnome and hide near the entrance to see who also fell for the trap.
>>4351962>>4351964>>4351971>>4351993>Rescue Gnome and hide near the entrance to see who also fell for the trap.Try to rescue the Gnome and then hide near the entrance to see who fell into the trap.>Roll me 2d100 Bo3 (+12 Move Silently, +14 Hiding)
Rolled 98, 24 = 122 (2d100)>>4352054
Rolled 28, 88 = 116 (2d100)>>4352054
Rolled 78, 63 = 141 (2d100)>>4352054
>>4352063>>4352064>>4352073>110, 102You choose to help out this Gnome creature and peek through the door and see a gnome standing in front of a chest he sees you open the door. He doesn’t move from the plate he’s standing on. You walk in and close the door behind you, keeping the creatures that enter the maze outside.Gnome: “A goblin? Where is your Orc master?” He asked in Draconic.Gobson: “No Orc, it’s only me Gobson the goblin here to rescue you.”Gnome: “Alright just find me a big rock to place where I am. If I move, I get killed that is very bad.” You look around the room and see no big rock to place inside the room and look at the gnome closely. He seems to wear metal armor and has two wood and iron objects at his hip the same that Ma'khtar has. The room was empty, and the other door it has is a stuck iron door. Seems like to rescue this gnome you’ll have to find something that weighs enough to place on the plate he is on.Gnome: “You need to get a big rock outside the room. A thing heavy enough to hold down the … plate I am standing on.”Gobson: “I did not see a big rock in this maze. Only an undead and giant slug.”Gnome: “That ghoul that I killed is back up? Must been hours since I was stuck here. As for that slug, it can be the big rock you are looking for. Kill it, cut it up and bring the flesh back.”Gobson: “Okay Gnome man.”Gnome: “If you help me out, you can get the rewards in the chest.”Gobson: “I will see what I can do. But more creatures are entering the maze. See you later.” You wave goodbye to the Gnome man and leave through the unlocked wooden door and move quietly and use one of the corners to hide. As they got closer you could hear they were voices speaking in Gob and they sounded like Bits and Prot.Bits: “Gobson are you trapped in here!”Prot: “Gobson! Why are so slow that you got lost! Now we’re trapped in here because we’re looking for you!” It was really them, you stepped outside your hiding hole and made yourself known to them.You greet each other and let them know what happened including the minotaur and the maze they are now trapped in. Ria is not with them, Bits let you know that he hopped on the Duergar saddle bags. You led them around the place showing off the ghoul you killed, it’s limb was getting closer to its body but with another slice of your axe gave you some more time. Bits: “Gobson, how are we going to get out?”Gobson: “There is a gnome willing to help us get out, if we help him with the plate problem he’s on. Because the only way forward is through stuck iron, stone, or wooden doors.”(Cont)
>>4352110+3 EXP Level 2: Hiding 5.5/10+3 EXP Level 1: Move Silently 3/10What do?>Have Bits and Prot step on the plate so the Gnome can be free. >Kill the Gaint slug and cut up it’s flesh to use as a weight for the Gnome>Figure out a way to open the stuck doors (Which one?)>Other
>>4352112>Kill the Giant slug and cut up it’s flesh to use as a weight for the GnomeI don't trust that "gnome" looks more like darkskinned orc to me. He even said where's our orc masters, so I think he might be an orc. I say before we make the slug go on the plate we ask to temporarily confiscate his weapons so he doesn't try shit.
>>4352112>see if slug will come along without killing itMaybe Slug is friendly, we ran pass it many times, we could lure it to the pressue trap with water or some shit. Use aour big brain
>>4352115+1I don't think the slug is friend. We were sprinting pass it.
>>4352137It seems to like water, and didn't chase us when we ran past it, all we know is slug is playing with water. We could splash with water to lure to the pressure plate. I dont think slug will die from trap.
>>4352137>slug is thicker than Ber and has the length of a building.It'll be a grigger thing to attempt to kill this thing
>>4352112Grab the undead and take it to the gnome. Take the loot out of the chest, put the undead in the chest, and then put the zombie chest onto the plate.
>>4352115>>4352137>Kill the Giant slug and cut up it’s flesh to use as a weight for the Gnome>>4352128>>4352130>see if slug will come along without killing it>>4352160>Grab the undead and take it to the gnomeWell you guys can try it luring it without killing it. You just don't know anything about it to properly get it to follow you. Also the slug already has a pool of water.>Roll 1d100+6. Wo3 (Animal Handling)
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4352164
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4352164
Rolled 28 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>4352164>Use torches to move the ghoul body to where the Gnome is at. If luring it doesn't work
>>4352171>>4352172>>4352175>34You have an idea instead of killing the slug you’ll just lure it through the hallways using water as bait. If that doesn’t work you have some cheese, hardtack to try out. Marching with the others you lead the way. You open your waterskin and pour some water on the stone ground, you fall back and watch. The slug doesn’t move from it’s pool of water, so you go with the next step of the plan leaving cheese and hardtack. Once you fall back and watch it get closer to the food, using it’s eye sticks on it’s head it gives each of them a taste. It throws the food back up and returns back to the water.Bits: “Guess the slug doesn’t like cheese.”Prot: “How about we collect lots of small rocks and put it in a bag. That should weigh enough for the gnome.”With the plan of taming the slug ruin you have another option to consider. Prot gave a good idea, which helps you think of another one. Using the ghoul body to weight the plate down making use of the torches to not touch the body itself as you remember Star saying to not touch the body for any reason. What do?>Kill Slug>Do Prot plan of gathering small rocks>Use unlit torches to move the ghoul body>Tell Gnome to give up his weapons>Question Gnome before you help him. Ask if he can open the jammed iron cell door.>Other
>>4352207>Do Prot plan of gathering small rocks>Ask "Gnome" to give weapons to temporary confiscation so we know we can trust him
>>4352230SupportWelp now we know it only likes water and dosen't like meat or cheese
>>4352230>>4352231>>4352236>>4352245>Do Prot plan of gathering small rocks>Ask "Gnome" to give weapons to temporary confiscation so we know we can trust himTalking with the Gnome to give up his weapons first than gathering up rocks wins.>Roll 1d100+12 Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (+12 Diplomacy) (Medium)No roll needed to put rocks in a bag needed
Rolled 82 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>4352256
Rolled 53 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>4352256
Rolled 21 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>4352256
>>4352262>>4352268>>4352282>80Gobson: “Alright we’ll go with the Prot plan. I’ll go talk with the Gnome to give up his weapons so we can see, if can trust me. You two can gather the rocks.”Bits: “Alright Gobson.” They both head out with a bag at hand picking up any rocks worth picking up. You go through the door and see the Gnome still staying on the plate. In the same position you left him in.Gnome: “So Gobson what happened? What came inside this maze? Did you gather the slug flesh?”Gobson: “The people that came, they were friends. To save me."Gnome: “These friends are they goblins? ... like you?”Gobson: “Can you repeat that.”Gnome: “They have hair like you?”Gobson: “Yes, they are smart goblins. Past our savage nature. They speak like me, and can think like you and me.”Gnome: “You should be proud, few goblins reach your stage. Help me and we can get through the maze together.”Gobson: “I just need your weapons. I can’t trust you, only know you for a minute.”Gnome: “Take them. Careful they are loaded.” He grabbed one of his weapons on his belt and took away some powder that was on it. He does the same thing with the other one, putting the black powder into a glass vial. You take them and put them in your backpack.Gobson: “I am happy, that you trust me with weapons. They will be given back in time.”Soon Bits and Prot came back with the bag full of rocks. They placed the bag next to the gnome and backed away. You watch as the Gnome picks up the bag, and place it on the plate as he jumps off of it. The plate is still being pressed down and the Gnome is free from the trap and smiling.Gnome: “Thank you goblins. I was sent on a quest to kill the Minotaur of this maze. Allow me to help us all get out.” There came the voice of the Minotaur speaking in Gob after the gnome said he was going to help. It came from everywhere you couldn’t pinpoint the source of the voice.Minotaur: “Foolish Goblins! Allowing a dark gnome free from my trap, soon you shall see him betray you!””Deep Gnome”: “What did the minotaur say? I can’t speak Orcish.” He sounded like he could be saying the truth.+1.5 Level 2: Draconic 7.5/50+1.5 EXP Level 3: Diplomacy 3/20What do?>Allow the Gnome to open the jammed Iron Door>Attack the Gnome it’s defenseless>Tell him what the Minotaur said>Other
>>4352345>Tell him what the Minotaur said>Allow the Gnome to open the jammed Iron DoorHe doesn't have his weapons we should be fine, we can give them back after we meet up with the cat person or Ria and see what they think about dark gnomes.
>>4352345>Tell him what the Minotaur said>Allow the Gnome to open the jammed Iron Doorwe can ask maglum who this deep gnome really is but we will ask him when we start to give his guns back
>>4352345>Tell him what the Minotaur said>Allow the Gnome to open the jammed Iron Door
>>4352345>Tell him what the Minotaur said>Allow the Gnome to open the jammed Iron DoorBlack powder? Gun powder?
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>4352352>>4352364>>4352372>>4352403>>4352431>Tell him what the Minotaur said>Allow the Gnome to open the jammed Iron DoorTell Gnome what the Minotaur say and have him open the door.>Roll me 1d100 Average of 3 (+9 Endurance, Very Hot)DC: 50 if you fail you take 1d8 damage non-lethal
Rolled 27 + 9 (1d100 + 9)>>4352439
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d100 + 9)>>4352439
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4352439>>4352445>>4352449those rolls
>>4352451HOLY SHIT FUCKING RAD
>>4352445>>4352449>>4352451>100With being the only goblin of the group that can speak a language the Deep Gnome can also speak it was up to you to let him know what the Minotaur said. Gobson: ”The Minotaur called us goblins fools. Say that you will betray us after being free from the trap.”Lanwor: “That is a lie. My name is Lanwor and I was sent by my people to put a stop on this Minotaur. He is nothing but a killer and a cheat, tell me Gobson did you go up any stairs?”Gobson: ”No, I was traveling and got left behind and thought my group lit a torch for me. But I got trapped in this maze.”Lanwor: “Another misfortuned traveler caught in his trap, I was here for days. Traveling through the bottom levels of this maze to take down the Minotaur. With your help I’ll put a end to the Minotaur.”Gobson: ”Alright. Can you open the door now.”Lanwor: “It’s going to take some time, the Minotaur jammed it shut after I entered the room. Take a seat this may take awhile, as promised the only thing worth anything in the chest was a statue of the Minotaur like-else. Any gnome can tell it's just silver coated stone.” He pulls out the statue of the Minotaur and hands it to you. It weights a lot, you have Prot carry it in your backpack which is lighter after most of the food you had was given away. He then goes to the door and takes off his backpack.Getting tools out of his pack you and the others watch as he gets to work. After about an hour of tinkering with the door some loud booms could be heard from the floor above. This only makes the Deep Gnome work faster on the door and 10 more minutes and the door is open. Lanwor: “I’ll take lead, we’ll head to the left of the interaction, as I came from the right.”You really don’t think he’ll really run away as this is a maze. You’ll see each-other again if he goes off on his own. Thankfully he just stays a few feet ahead, you and the boys walk behind him keeping a close eye on him. While walking around the corners the gnome stops the party as you hear the sounds of voices around the corner. He leans in to you and whispers some Draconic to you.Lanwor: “Three skeletons, greater ones. Get you axes and shields out. I’m going to need my weapons back.”+5 EXP Level 1: Heat Tolerant 0/10+5 EXP Level 2: Draconic 12.5/50Greater Skeletion Each HP: 100/100Goblins Each HP: 55/55What do?>Give him his weapons back, and have him use it and form a shield wall holding the hallway.>Don’t give him his weapons back, form a shield wall holding the hallway, after Prot shoots a quick arrow down the hallway>Other
>>4352546>Don’t give him his weapons back, form a shield wall holding the hallway, after Prot shoots a quick arrow down the hallwayWe going to give his weapons back when its useful enough to deal with the enemies aka Mentaur
>>4352546>Don’t give him his weapons back, form a shield wall holding the hallway, after Prot shoots a quick arrow down the hallwayWe could just use it ourselves if we must
>>4352546>pray for maglum if this deep gnome is nice and is saying the truth>Give him his weapons back if he is truthful, and have him use it and form a shield wall holding the hallway.those are really great shields and axes they have i want it and the boys might want it too
>>4352569SupportingWhy fight if we don't have to? Let's loot the shit out of these skeletons skyrim style
>>4352569+1 We need Maglum's advice. I don't like our odds against those skeletons.
>>4352558>>4352567>Don’t give him his weapons back, form a shield wall holding the hallway, after Prot shoots a quick arrow down the hallway>>4352569>>4352573>>4352578>Pray for maglum if this deep gnome is nice and is saying the truth>Give him his weapons back if he is truthful, and have him use it and form a shield wall holding the hallway.>Roll me 1d100, Just one to see if Maglum isn't busyDC: 50. If higher he's not busy.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4352588fuck
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4352588
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4352588
well at least these rolls that are wasted are shit
Rolled 9, 49, 41, 20, 6, 30 + 100 = 255 (6d50 + 100)Rolling for the Gnome
Rolled 3, 44, 2 + 40 = 89 (3d50 + 40)Rolling for the Skeletons. First Skeleton gets a +35
Rolled 13 (1d100)Rolling for Skeleton 2 CRIT
Rolled 36, 14, 4, 48, 41, 39, 19, 12, 36, 44, 24, 28 = 345 (12d50)>>4352592>>4352593>>4352608>21Gobson>BlockingBits>BlockingProt>BlockingGnome>190 49 Damage Dealt (HIT/CRIT)VSEnraged Greater Skeleton 1 (Blue Eyes)>CollapsedEnraged Greater Skeleton 2 (Red Eyes)>128 26 Damage Dealt (HIT/CRIT)Enraged Greater Skeleton 3 (Green Eyes)>Collapsed>44 Damage Dealt>26 Damage TakenTurn OrderCombatEnraged Greater Skeleton 1 (Blue Eyes) HP: 128/150 Stunned ? TurnsEnraged Greater Skeleton 2 (Red Eyes) HP: 150/150 Enraged Greater Skeleton 3 (Green Eyes) HP: 123/150 Stunned ? Turns Gobson HP: 55/55 Bits HP 29/55 -26 HP, -10 to all rollsProt HP 55/55Enraged Skeletons get +50 HP for 5 turnsYour prayer to Maglum goes unanswered. As you only hear the quiet ocean sounds in the background.Lanwor: “WHY ARE YOU PRAYING! YOU’RE MAKING THEM ANGRY!” He reaches behind his back and under his cloak and pulls out two of the same quality weapons you had taken from him before. https://vocaroo.com/jD3CmeND2I1Loud screaming echoes throughout the maze. You immediately feel sick and dizzy from the screams pounding on your ears. You notice Bits and Prot are also affected meanwhile Lanwor wasn’t. Suddenly there was a loud boom and then just a ringing that made hearing impossible. You just saw Lanwor fall behind the goblin line and start reloading his strange weapon.All the goblins held their heads in pain until one of the Skeletons came charging forward swinging his ax and hitting Bits with a heavy swing. You guessed he screamed out in pain, but you couldn’t hear him. You just know there is an angry skeleton right in front of you swinging around his ax and shield.What do?>Attack the Skeleton while holding the Shield line (+75 Attack)>Break from the shield wall to attack the Skeleton rear (+80 Attack) (You be the new Skeleton Target)>Other>Roll me 2d50+75 Average of 3 rolls (Hard)Rolling for Bits+35 and Prot +60. Gnome is reloading this turn.
Rolled 5, 6 + 75 = 86 (2d50 + 75)>>4352672>Attack the Skeleton while holding the Shield line (+75 Attack)shit
Rolled 13, 48 + 75 = 136 (2d50 + 75)>>4352672wow that is one shitty roll
Rolled 50, 50 + 75 = 175 (2d50 + 75)>>4352672>Attack the Skeleton while holding the Shield line (+75 Attack)holy moly
>>4352681ANOTHER CRIT HOLY SHIT
>>4352682I'm the blessed lurker
>>4352681Unlocked New Trait: Bones belong inside the body: +5 to all attacks against SkeletonsNeed a roll for Bits, Prot Gobson CRITSGobson CRIT Two Times >Roll me 1d100. One roll for each CRIT
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4352688Magnus guide my dice
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4352688i cannot believe gobson got a dub 50 on the most perfect time
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4352688Nat 100!
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4352688
>>4352672> Save the blue eyed onejoking
Oh yeah I'm going mention that the Dark Gnome lied to us, he hid more guns. I say we confiscate those guns and search him and say that he breached our trust in hiding more weapons. We'll promise to give them back once we meet up with out friends.
>>4352704 nah i say we gonna give him the guns he would have shot us right then and there after we helped him out with that trap if he had those backup guns we need all the help we can get if we meet enemies like these there gonna seriously wore us out before we have to deal with that minotaur after asking more questions like how many guns he really has and are there more people than him in this maze of course
>>4352676>>4352679>>4352681>>4352694>>4352695>>4352692>>4352691>>4352699Gobson>175 61 Damage Dealt (HIT/CRIT)Bits>96 13 Damage Dealt (HIT/CRIT)Prot>114 43 Damage Dealt (HIT/CRIT)Gnome>ReloadingVSEnraged Greater Skeleton 1 (Blue Eyes)>CollapsedEnraged Greater Skeleton 2 (Red Eyes)>CollapsedEnraged Greater Skeleton 3 (Green Eyes)>Collapsed>117 Damage Dealt>0 Damage TakenTurn OrderCombat OverEnraged Greater Skeleton 1 (Blue Eyes) HP: 128/150 Stunned ? TurnsEnraged Greater Skeleton 2 (Red Eyes) HP: 33/150 Stunned 8 TurnsEnraged Greater Skeleton 3 (Green Eyes) HP: 123/150 Stunned ? TurnsGobson HP: 55/55 Bits HP 29/55 -26 HP, -10 to all rollsProt HP 55/55Seeing Bits take a hit from the Skeleton made you angry. That this bony bastard thinks he can smack your friend around and get away with it.Gobson: ”PRAISE MAGLUM!”You swing your axe with all your force and it crushes against his shield arm shoulder which shatters into many pieces. His whole shield arm falls to the ground, his body quickly follows as collapsed to the floor, you hit him again on the way down. You notice after he crumbles onto the floor his bones still move trying to connect to each other.Bits swing his axe down on his fallen form, and Prot hits the skeleton neck bone breaking off the head from the body. Once the Gnome sees that the skeleton is down he goes through the goblin shield wall and down the hallway where the two skeletons are at and using his weapons fire into the heads of the skeletons.What do?>Keep smashing the collapsed skeleton until the bones stop moving>Smash the collapsed skeletons the Gnome is nearby>Other
>>4352726>Keep smashing the collapsed skeleton until the bones stop moving
>>4352726>Keep smashing the collapsed skeleton until the bones stop movingSMITE THEM ALL
>>4352726> Steal their shitWhat are skeletons without weapons gonna do to us? Pic related?
>>4352730>>4352759>>4352735>>4352742>>4352744You and the boys keep smashing the collapsed skeleton until it doesn’t move anymore. You shatter the bones many times over, and soon it eases all movement. After that’s done you and the boys walk down the hallway and see the Gnome pouring water over the bodies of the skeletons and by the movement of his lips seems to be saying something.You still can’t hear as you walk past the dead skeleton bodies and see stairs leading upwards. The Gnome notices that you can’t really hear what he’s saying and points to the stairs and signals that you should follow him and go up them. +6 EXP Level 6: Axe 0/10+36 EXP Current 36/160 EXP6.5 EXP from Cha level up2.5 EXP from Str level up7 EXP from Will level up19 EXP from End level upWhat do? (You’re Deaf)>Follow him up the stairs>Stay in the maze and explore! (Friends want to leave)>Try to get a message across to the Gnome using Chalk (Draw in?)>Other
>>4352776>hold your hand up to try to say hold on and point at the axes and shields that the skeletons had on them
>>4352779i want my loot but i want to ask him first he might knows something like they are cursed or some shit like that
>>4352776>Follow him up the stairsI don't see the point in getting the axes and stuff, aside from maybe giving it to the grigger 7 later, but that's probably thinking a little far ahead.
>>4352779Actually why not it doesn't hurt +1
>>4352779This the bastard can't use them if their gone.
>>4352779Thats it +1
Okay, gib mir das CUM OP
>>4352819I'm drawing it
>>4352779>>4352794>>4352797>>4352817>>4352821>>4352907>hold your hand up to try to say hold on and point at the axes and shields that the skeletons had on themAsk the Gnome if the Skeleton can be looted.
>>4352914You look at the Gnome, and signal to him to hold on, you point at the axes and shields that the skeletons have. While they are nothing special the rust and chips can get buffed out to make them usable weapons and shields for other goblins. He shakes his head no, and with his thumb does a slicing motion over his throat. Getting you throat cut over means death so maybe it’s best to not touch the weapons or items of the undead. He motions with his hands to follow and you do with the boys close behind. As you go up the stairs there is a door on the other side which is locked. Lanwor gets out some lockpicking tools and while waiting you hear Maglum.Maglum: “Maglum here returning a prayer request. From my sources it says that the Deep gnome is indeed good, having done quests in the past to clear the Underdark of evil creatures. “if this deep gnome is nice and is saying the truth” yes. He really is on a quest to kill this Minotaur, and had to fight through many undead and levels to get from the bottom to the top. He is a bit different from normal Deep gnomes as he had shown to be more trusting to other creatures than a normal cynical deep gnome. One last thing, don’t do prayer while near undead, that makes them angry. I got another meeting good luck Gobson.”While you could hear Maglum voice clearly, the ringing in your ears was a different story. It lessens as the Gnome unlocked the locked door and opens it to show a home. With furs of animals on the floors and the mounted heads of various creatures and humans are on the walls. You see the chairs and the table are too large for a normal human creature. It must be the home of the large Minotaur you saw while in the maze. That Minotaur makes use of every part of a human as you can see human skin used in objects and rugs, that makes you want to shut your eyes from seeing it at all.There was some fighting happening outside his home you heard screaming and shouts and felt the ground shaking violently. You and the rest of the group quickly rush out to see a giant bloodied Minotaur completely covered in cuts and holes with a huge 2 handed sword impaling him through the mouth and out the back of the skull by a blurry bloody figure. Blood shot everywhere from its recently amputated arm and impaled mouth. Suddenly the blurry figure kicked off the crossguard and fell to the ground with a large thud and rolled far away limp. As she rolled the Minotaur’s eyes shut and slowly fell back onto the floor making a huge quake making the ground unstable, everything in the house was shaken and fell from its place as the shaking didn’t stop for at least 10 seconds. When the dust settled you saw Prot run after what you thought was Ma'khtar.(Cont)
>>4352916Prot: “Ma'khtar! Ma'khtar! Ma'khtar! YOU CAN’T BE DEAD!” Lanwor: “Holy fucking shit!” He said and ran to the Minotaur and lifted up his loincloth and started cutting. Bits runs over to Prot and they both start raining from their eyes over Ma'khtar. Soon the door slammed open to show a blood coated Duergar with his hammer dripping of blood. His steeds’ mouth was red with blood, he dropped his hammer and ran over to Ma'khtar unmoving body.You run to Ma'khtar and see that she is coated in blood, but you don’t see any cuts or bruises. Looking behind you see Lanwor putting a ground up paste into a bottle of clear milky thick liquid and shook it before pouring the liquid down her throat. The Duergar helped then the Gnome took a sip from the bottle and passed out right next to Ma'khtar.Duergar: “Drink from the bottle goblins if you wish to save her.”Prot: “Gib me dat!” He said snatching the bottle from his hand with a single touch of it on his lips he passed out.Bits: “If my best friend is going. I’m going too.” He grabs it from his hand and drinks it passing out with him by his side. The Duergar grabs the bottle and goes to hand it to you.Duergar: “Drink Gobson quick. Join us in the spirit realm.”What do?>Drink it>Don’t drink it
>>4352917>>Drink itwhat could possibly go wrong?
>>4352917>Drink itthey never should have followed us for fuck sakei hate nat 1's like this fuck sake we should have rather been jumped by fucking 5 duegars and try to kill us instead of this
>>4352917>>4352923I agree. Fuck.>Drink it
>>4352917>Drink itHerman's going to murder us
>>4352923>i hate nat 1's like thisi love them, they make this quest funpainful
Come on daddy QM , gib us the drama c00m >>4352935yes
>>4352917>Lanwor: “Holy fucking shit!” He said and ran to the Minotaur and lifted up his loincloth and started cutting.Details like this is what makes the Quest. i just hope were not getting high on BVLLCUM
>>4352937>in before have to make a exchange another soul being to bring Ma'khtar back from the afterlife and it has to be us because we are the most guilty of this
>>4352949How are we guilty? We tied our shoes and all those assholes ran away. They shoulve been a little bit more attentive.Now we have to deal with the damned machine elves
>>4352949if we're lucky we'll just have to kill, or help kill the Mino inside the khatigger's mind or something like thatI hope
>>4352951yes they came here in their will and try to find us but to gobson hes gonna feel responsible for all of this he is gonna be in more depression than that gremgob disaster because if we cant revive her from this right now there will be nothing to fix this he is gonna regret coming this maze and wondering why would they come to this maze just to find him this fasthe is either gonna kill himself or go on a redemption till death if we can survive from herman's wrath this is a very definition of a disaster if that comes down to it
>>4352958>gremgob disasterGobson did nothing wrong. He should feel pride upon knowing he has many sons, and that his sons make him many grandchildren. He is the khan of gremgobs. In time, all that is living will bear the mark of his seed.
>>4352963you mean our children that are corrupted by a demon goddess that listen to none but possibly us if we try hard enough but we failed at that and have to kill them instead, our very first encounter of our kids and we kill them like animals and now we lost our balls for it technically we aren't really at fault with with all that fucking jokes and the deals so we could survive but what god cares about that they only care about that we impregnated all the gremlins and ubered it from the demon drow woman thus causing havoc to everyone near it i doubt all of the gods involved can go look back in time to know about it or doesn't care at all
>>4352977Maglum has our backs here, he advocates for us and keeps the other gods from just smiting us.
>>4352981that doesn't make our balls feel any better
>>4352984hey, we can still simp and lust and c00m desu not sure about that last one we haven't yet checked it after cloakas, it's not that bad
>>4352977>we failed at that and have to kill them instead, our very first encounter of our kids and we kill them like animalsWhy, yes, ofcourse, but there are a great number more of them. The son cannot strike the father. Others may have learned, or can learn. Especially if we talk with the Demoness
>>4352987but anoncumming inside with someone while having sex filled with love and hand holding with a creature that is not your race subraces doesn't countis my greatest fetish
>>4353005not wanting to rape lesbian amazon centaursNgmi
>>4353005but I just told you thet we still probably can do it.if not we'll have to go down the path of degeneracy and employ forbidden techniques such as handholding>>4353009>implying centaurs aren't promisciously heterosexual but the males are so outnumbered that centauresses're actively looking for mates to propagate the species.anon, pls.
>>4353009without the rape i never said anything about not wanting to fuck centaursgobson is more of a scalie but thats fine too
>>4353014actually to add to the aboveso promiscous in fact, that it's to the the point where the the more magically inclined ones, actually telepatically send visions of themselves to prospective partners
I sure do hope QM didn't bail after that bit of cumbrain degeneracy
>>4353785You grabbed the potion from the Duergar’s hand, put it to your lips and drink the potion. When the liquid made contact with your mouth your vision faded to black. You felt yourself fall on the hard floor. Darkness was all around you, looking at yourself you didn’t see you any clothes, you were naked. Your form was transparent and you saw black vines inside you pulsate with dark energy. Gobson: “Hello?” Your voice only echos across this dark place, getting farther and quieter but the sound never really being gone. You were growing scared, you think you can see shadows moving across the place looking for you. There was nowhere to hide or run away to. The only think you can think of doing is calling on Maglum. Gobson: “PRAISE MAGLUM!” You shout into the darkness, when he didn’t appear after a few minutes you were starting to lose hope as the shadow people were coming from all directions to you slowly. They didn’t speak, they only stared at you with their dead white eyes, every time you made eye contact with one of them you felt your life force fading.Maglum: “Gobson what are you doing here? You’re still too weak willed to do anything in the spirit realm. Also stop being scared, you’re just magnifying fear that these lesser beings are stealing from you. They are like gremlins stealing unready travelers’ energy when they can be easily driven away with some positive emotions.” Maglum has appeared with him in white light. His light shines brightly within this dark landscape driving away all the shadow people that were coming to get you.Gobson: “Where am I Maglum?”Maglum: “This place right now, has a official name, but let’s just say you’re in the spirit realm, even if there is not just one realm but many. To be simple you’re no longer back in your world, having taken that elixir to save your friend.”Gobson: “Why are my arms and body pulsate vines of darkness?”Maglum: “You’re cursed, that’s why it does that. Let me give you some basic explanations, as I got another meeting to get to, a logistics meeting, how fun. Anyway since you’re here you’re going to have to go through some personal challenges to test if you're worthy of even staying in the spirit realm. Fail and you get kicked out, and let me tell you, you don’t want that to happen. While I was going through this many years ago, with a group of goblins, most of us passed gaining more power and wisdom. The ones who didn’t depended on either failing the challenges by not learning the lessons, or being cowards. The more you failed the more of yourself was taken from you. They either lost some skills, muscles, or memories, while one sad goblin lost everything that made him, him. Going back to being a baby not knowing how to speak or to hold his bladder. It was like character death for him, as his past life was gone.” (Cont)
>>4353788Gobson: “Can you explain it, but shorter?”Maglum: “You have trials to face, tailored to you individual, they are the major events that affected your life. You have to show that you learned from your mistakes and have growth as a person. The answer is not the most simplest thing nor is it the same thing you did in the past. Well looks like it's time for me to go, just close your eyes and clear your mind you’ll be alright.” He disappeared in an instant and with it his light. You do as he commands and close your eyes. * * *Gob: “Where’s daddy? Peek a boo!”Gobson: “Happy baby laughing”Gob: “Honey can you take Gobson? I got a tribe to rule.” You said after playing a fun baby game with your son. You handed him carefully to your wife who takes him and feeds him. You walk over the edge to the wooden rails and take a look at the busy goblin tribe below. Goblins working, weaving cloth, skinning and tanning animal skins, creating fine crafts for the people and warriors. This is the life, you’re the chief of a goblin tribe, you made peace with the neighboring goblin tribe by marrying the daughter of the chieftain you just had your first born son since you became chief meaning he is your heir. So much to do during the day, hear the daily reports, take accounts of your food stockpile, try to make peace with the Dwarves. No matter how many times you try to set up a meeting with the Dwarves all your peace offering gets burned or destroyed. They already took out the neighboring goblin tribe with your wife handling it by taking care of her baby every hour of each day. If peace can’t be made with the Dwarves then the goblins will have to move into green pastures. You just have some things to do before leaving to Newmount.What do?>Go speak with your scouts they seem to have some reports about some mining being done close to the cave>Go lecture the no good young goblins that sneak away from their duties to just jack off to human female bathing. >Oversee the packing for the trip>Other
>>4352937Nice Edit. You got the date right.>>4352949Nice ending call, I'll maybe use it soon
>>4353790>Oversee the packing for the tripHopefully we get to speak with Bradley and why he hates Maglum so much
>>4353790>Oversee the packing for the trip
>>4353790>Oversee the packing for the trip>>4353835>he hates Maglum so muchBrad doesn't hate maglum brad is pretty cool with maglum now if you read the previous threads
>>4353877That was after Maglum messed with his head
>>4353893he was mostly pissed of at us not himdont tell him that
Rolled 39 + 100 (1d100 + 100)>>4353835>>4353846>>4353877Since you’re going on a trip, you have to make sure everything is packed. You have to make sure you make a proper first impression. They'll be more than willing to help out as they share a common ancestry. You leave your home and head to the stables where they’re packing up your steed for travel. While walking through the tribe you are greeted by most goblins as they wave or bow to your presence. You wave back and say some words as you pass them by. You see the goblins just finishing packing up the horses for travel. They ensure you that they packed everything that you requested, but you check to make sure. While looking through the bags the ground shook once than shook once more, and nearby you can see a steel pick making its way through the ground.Gob: “DWARF ATTACK! EVERYONE EVACUATE!“You grab a spear and shield and any Dwarf that pops his head out is met with a quick stab to the eye slits of their helmets. You shout for your warriors to form up, as you try to figure out where the Dwarves main attack force is coming from. You see Dwarves running and throwing javelins at any innocent goblin they can see. You see your wife and your child in her arms.Gob: “Go hide yourself, go to the hiding hole in front of the house. Go now quickly!” You shout at her, with eyes filled with fear and tears she does what she’s been told. You only gather a small handful of warriors to you. Your warriors inform you that the Dwarves are attacking from every direction, but if you can block the main passageway it’ll buy your people much needed time to escape.Leading the group of goblins you rushed to this newly opened passageway, rushing forward to meet the armored Dwarves as you hold them back from pouring into the cave. A shield wall is formed and you and the injured warriors are the only ones that can save the tribe from total annihilation.What do?>Stab them with your spear>Fall back and throw javelins at them>The day is lost! Run away!>Parley?>Other>Roll me 1d100+50. Average of 3
Rolled 61 + 50 (1d100 + 50)>>4353926>Fall back and throw javelins at them>"Why are you all doing this!?"
Rolled 10 + 50 (1d100 + 50)>>4353926>Fall back and throw javelins at them
Rolled 66 + 50 (1d100 + 50)>>4353926>Fall back and throw javelins at them
Rolled 97 + 100 (1d100 + 100)>>4353939>>4353943>>4353960>>4353989>121 (+25 Due to use of Javelins and falling back)VS>139Gob: “Why are you all doing this!” There is no response as they hammer and slash at the shield wall. You call the goblins to fall back, and to let loose javelins. Falling back allows two of the side goblins to disengage from the Dwarves and throw javelins. One makes its mark downing a Dwarf. This only made them more angry as their slashes and hammers continued with more force. With one down, another takes his place rushing in from the depths of the tunnel.A javelin flies from behind the Dwarf wall of hacking and slashing, hitting one of the goblins’ warriors in the back ending his life as he drops dead behind you. Still your warriors fight on against the ferocious Dwarves not giving them another inch of goblin land.What do? (No more Javelins)>Hold the line! Stab them with your spear>Fall back >The day is lost! Run away!>Other>Roll me 1d100+75. Average of 3
Rolled 58 + 75 (1d100 + 75)>>4353992>that rollmother fucker>Fall back>tell someone to take that javelin and throw it back at them
Rolled 58 + 75 (1d100 + 75)>>4353992>Fall backwe cannot win this, we need to retreat and save the most lives we can.
>>4354000SupportWe need to give the goblins time to flee
Rolled 42 + 75 (1d100 + 75)>>4353992
Rolled 8 + 100 (1d100 + 100)>>4354005>>4354005>>4354014>191 (Nice 58 DUBS)VS>197Gob: “FALL BACK! USE THE DWARF JAVELIN AGAINST THEM!” You yell as the goblins step back keeping up the shield wall, the metal javelin meets another Dwarf skull dropping them. With another Dwarf killed, they send another goblin to the afterlife with an axe strike to the skull breaking through and dropping the goblin to the ground. You will not make his death be in vain, his family will get out with your wife and child.The goblin that was behind the wall shield takes the dead goblin place and holds the line with you as you step back keeping the Dwarves busy as they hack and slash. But your shields hold up, your warriors while straining to hold the line with you, don’t back down for the tribe. You can’t see what is happening behind you, but you could hear the sounds of battle and screaming from within the cave.What do?>Hold the line!>Fall back >The day is lost! Run away!>Other>Roll me 1d100+75. Average of 3
Rolled 90 + 75 (1d100 + 75)>>4354042>Hold the line! Kill them now!this is the chance
Rolled 69 + 75 (1d100 + 75)>>4354046+1
Rolled 93 + 75 (1d100 + 75)>>4354042>Hold the line!We probably can't win against heavily armored dwarves but let's kill as many as possible.
Rolled 63 + 75 (1d100 + 75)>>4354046>>4354047>>4354051>>4354053>159 VS>108While the fighting was happening you see the Dwarves are growing tired from all the hacking and slashing done. They didn’t expect this much resistance from just some goblins, all that armor didn't save them a spear tip in the eye. One of the Dwarf’s clashes with the other giving you a slight moment to push forward.Gob: “SHIELD RUSH!” You commanded the warriors, they bashed their shields forward knocking the Dwarves line into shambles. You kept the middle one busy as they spear the two down Dwarves killing them. The Dwarf knowing that he is outnumbered 1 to 3 fall back as you push forward.More Dwarf reinforcements came, they were in a tight situation as the goblins they killed before are making stepping a hazard which you’ll take to your advantage. Even in death the goblins fight on. All this fighting is starting to take its toll on you and the warriors. Blood and sweat fill the passageway as tooth and nail is fought between both sides to hold them back. Each second is another second that your wife has to save GobsonWhat do?>Hold the line!>Fall back>The day is lost! Run away!>Other>Roll me 1d100+70. Average of 3
Rolled 48 + 70 (1d100 + 70)>>4354077>Fall backWe moved up now let's fall back, we're goblins we can get ahead of ourselves
Rolled 23 + 70 (1d100 + 70)>>4354077>Fall backfor a fully armored dwarven kill team we handle them pretty well this far keep them away each turn is a chance to keep gobson safe
Rolled 90 + 70 (1d100 + 70)>>4354077>Fall back
Rolled 88 + 65 (1d100 + 65)>>4354082>>4354085>>4354086>124VS>138You rally your two warriors to fall back, as they do a Dwarf overstrikes and hits the goblin in your left giving him a mortal wound. That was a risky attack, that opens up the Dwarf to your stab before he can return his axe to block your strike. Your spear slips through the metal plates through the chain striking deep the Dwarf wound. His eyes open in shock as blood slipped from his lips. Once the spear tip is out the Dwarf falls to the ground, another Dwarf rushes in to fill in the gap you caused. With the bodies piling on the hallway it's the only thing saving you from getting flanked and slashed by the Dwarves as they have to stand on their fellow Dwarves, some still living. With each passing second that you hold the hallway, is another second that both goblin and Dwarf that lay dying on the ground have less to live. With each passing second you’re ensuring the deaths of the Dwarves.Now facing a 3v2 situation, you and your fellow warrior stand side by side brothers in arms. While both your bodies want to give out, you know you cannot, as it’s not just your life that you’re protecting. It’s the lives of everyone in the tribe. They are worth more than one single goblin life. They are worthy of defending. What do?>Hold the line!>Fall back>The day is lost! Run away!>Other>Roll me 1d100+50. Average of 3
Rolled 60 + 50 (1d100 + 50)>>4354111>Fall backit was a great fight while it lasted
Rolled 58 + 50 (1d100 + 50)>>4354111>Hold the line!Not one step back!
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4354111>Hold the line!
Rolled 70 + 60 (1d100 + 60)>>4354119>>4354120>>4354123>108VS>153The goblin to your right shield breaks apart, the Dwarves take full advantage of this hacking and slashing the goblin into pieces. You stab one as they focus on your friend to the right, he takes a hit but it’s not enough to bring him down. Now seeing it’s just 1v4, with only one of them heavily injured you slowly back away. The injured Dwarf falls back and allows a fresh Dwarf to take his place.You can see the smiles on their faces as you are the only goblin left to protect the hallway. The screaming and the fighting behind you has stopped as you don’t hear anything as you keep your eyes focused on the Dwarves in front of you. Had your warriors defeated the Dwarves, why are they not coming to help you? With each step forward they take, you take one step back. You may be able to take on one Dwarf yourself, but you can’t take on three they’ll flank you for sure. A strange silence seems to hang over the passageway, you are breathing heavily but there is no sound to go with each breath. Either does the Dwarves laughs or breathing can be heard as you focus on protecting the tribe till the last goblin. Before I die alone, before my time has gone, there is just one more thing I have to do. I will have vengeance.What do?>Fall back>Not one step back>The day is lost! Run away!>Other>Roll me 1d100+45. Best of 3
Rolled 22 + 45 (1d100 + 45)>>4354143>Not one step backThis is it boys.
Rolled 98 + 45 (1d100 + 45)>>4354143>Not one step backHere it goes
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4354143>Not one step back>"Bunch a fucking DIGGERS"
>>4354146>>4354148>>4354149KIA but do you have Any Last Words?What say?>I'm just a grigga with a length of rope>PRAISE MAGLUM!>Fuck you DIGGERS!>...>Write-in
>>4354162>Fuck you DIGGERS!
>>4354162>PRAISE MAGLUM!This will kinda explain how maglum spoke to us first instead of the other gods.
>>4354162>Fuck you DIGGERS!We did our duty
Ok gobson is dead. Fuck off goblin qm and fuck off goblin quest from /qst/
>>4354165but does that also implies that our entire past tribe worship maglum our boys would have been a little bit less of a grigger in the past
>>4354170Your right shit,>>4354162Changing vote to "Fuck you DIGGERS!"
>>4354162>I'm just a grigga with a length of rope
you know being a good goblin is fucking hard and this test doesn't do any favors at all
>>4354165+1>>4354168Don’t be a Geiger. This is Gob getting killed. QM is giving Gobson a traffic backstory.
>>4354163>>4354167>>4354187>"Fuck you DIGGERS!">>4354165>>4354257>PRAISE MAGLUM!Post soon
>>4354259>143VS>130It was just you and the Dwarves in front of you. No reinforcements are coming to save your ass. You’re not going to give them one single step more of goblin land to these Asthor Dwarves. As soon as one of them got cocky and tried to attack, that’s when you stab the spear in his armpit that’s only protected by mail. That seems to do the trick as his axe arm falls limp, you take this advantage to thrust your spear deep into his throat passing through the chain like it wasn’t there. He falls to the ground clutching at his wound as he bleeds out. That only leaves two Dwarves, as you block their strikes, one delivers a vigorous strike to your shield. His axe splits your shield into two and with a pull the shield is completely broken. You strike at the Dwarf in the middle, the same Dwarf that has been fighting you toe to toe since the fighting started. The spear pierced through his plate and chain on his upper chest seriously injured him. But without a shield to block, you are bashed in the head by the other Dwarf knocking you to the floor.Trying to grab the spear while on the ground was met with your fingers being crushed under a plated boot. The Dwarf you had injured picked up the spear that you were using, that had just stabbed him through his armor. He returns the stab with your own spear, once the spear was through your chest. You couldn’t feel anything. Blood flowed freely from your wound, leaving you powerless to kill the Dwarves. He looks down on you and begins to speak in perfect Orcish. Taunting you, he knew what you spoke and yet didn't explain himself.Dwarf Leader: “Any last words?”Gob: “Fuck you DIGGERS!”With these words out your mouth the Dwarf clutched his axe handle tightly and swung it down with all his force. You could see the colors of the Dwarf nation of Asthor stained with blood. His bloody grey and white beard moved with his strike, the Ax head came straight down on you. Your last thoughts were of your Wife and Son. What will become of him without a father? You hope that Maglum looks after him as he looks after you.* * *(Cont)
>>4354267With the sun shining brightly on this day of battle, you shield your eyes with one of your hands. You have your army of goblins all ready for battle, they had been sieging this Kobold Fortress for two months now, and just now they’re doing something about it. You had ample time to set traps around the fortress and had cut them off from their food supplies. Yet they did nothing but cower inside their fortress waiting, hoping that you will leave. But why would you leave if you have them right where you want them?You sit on top of your dire wolf, both you and the wolf are covered in plate. Your troops are twice the size of the Kobolds but just 3/4th of their number. Both armies eye each-other waiting for the other to do the first move. You spy the leader of the Kobolds on top of his fire breathing dragon, eyeing you closely. The distance from the armies is too vast for either to try some cheap shot with bow or catapult. While you have the advantage with the sun in your favor, it's going to take more than that If you are to win this fight. You must be clever to the tricks the Kobolds may have done.What do?>Commence the assault>Have your unit of Wolf Riders hassle the Kobolds to soften them up for the main assault>Retreat >Parley?>Other
>>4354269>Have your unit of Wolf Riders hassle the Kobolds to soften them up for the main assault
>>4354267oh wow maglum really is connected to our tribe all along>>4354269>Have your unit of Wolf Riders hassle the Kobolds to soften them up for the main assault
>>4354269>ParleyIf attacking didn't work before why would it work now
>>4354290you know what yeah lets negotiate for their surrender firstchanging this vote >>4354272to >parley
>>4354290Well this is Gob, not Gobson. I don't know why we're dealing with our dad's mistakes, but parley is still the best option here. I think we might have chosen wrong in the last scenario. Maybe we were supposed to spend more time with Gobson or we supposed to try to not die? Or dying a warrior's death was the goal? Maybe we were supposed to learn why they attacked us and try to make them stop?Say "we don't want anyone to have to die, if we can negotiate that will work out best for both of us, so please reconsider having a war. We didn't put out any traps either in the hope that we could come to an agreement peacefully"
>>4354310>>4354290OP told us to parley more after we fucked up after the time
>>4354310what we did do from that last scenario was that we held the main passageway longer than we normally should in hopes everyone has evacuated to a point that the sounds behind us has stopped we practically give all the time in the world for everyone and didn't run away to preserve our life to buy even the littlest time even if it was all pointless we did our best for the tribe and despite gob and his warriors wearing no armor at all while they wear head to toe in metal we killed 6 of them and wounded their leader with just 5 fucking goblins including the leader as a big fuck you to them allthat is one way to go the hell out jesus
>>4354269Parley, kobold master must give kobold daughter and a reasonablr annual tribute in gold and female slaves. We will bring peace by mixing the blood. Else it will be absolute annihilation
I just want to finish the challenges. If the coomers had a choice we'd live a 60 thread life with these kobolds before going back gobson
>>4354350i very much agree with you
>>4354272>Have your unit of Wolf Riders hassle the Kobolds to soften them up for the main assault>>4354290>>4354295>>4354301>>4354303>>4354310>>4354312>>4354348>ParleyYou guys are going to Parley
>>4354391With a few chosen words the Kobold can be crushed without any bloodshed. You just have to parley and speak with the leader of the Kobolds and then he'll see that the battle is not worth fighting. Too many losses will each suffer for what gain? Less Kobolds to be used as servants and more mix breeds will be needed to make up for the losses. You order your commanders to you and tell them what needs to be done. Gobson: “Commander Bits what new information do you have for us?”Bits: “My sources say that the Kobolds don’t have to leave their fortress for anything but food and supplies. My scouts have reported that they can last for at least a year if their food is properly rationed. If that is all my Liege, I must go have my rest and to take care of training the future troops.”Gobson: “That’ll be all Commander Bits, we will make the Kobolds pay for the head injury you have sustained. You have my blessing, go and have your rest, your unit may be needed soon.” With a slight bow the injured Bits rides off on his wolf back to the castle.Gobson: “As for the rest of you Urm keep the elite guard in reserves, Stone make sure the wolf riders are ready to move at a moment's notice. Prot make sure the rangers have enough arrows to rain down Maglum blessing on our enemies. I’ll try to parley with the Kobold leader, get him to give up this futile effort before any blood shed is made.”All Commanders: “Yes my Liege.”With everything set up in case the parley fails, you ride forward alone to the middle of the field. You are away from the range of the friendly troops along away from the range of the enemy troops. You don’t have to wait long before the Dragon rider comes forth to speak with you.Dragon Rider: “Why have you attacked us? We allowed your scout to live even when he dares set foot into our fortress. No harm came of him, and yet you do not seek peace only war. When you first laid siege on our fortress, the warning shots were not enough and you planted traps up and down our territory. Yet we watched and waited for you yet your stupidity knows no bounds. We can see every trap you placed, is another trap marked to be cleared. You cannot win against Kobold kind, your forces will be annihilated and burned to a crisp by our dragon. But that’s a future that can be avoided if you call off the assault and let us live in peace.”What do?>Attack her and her fire breathing dragon>Fall back and begin the assault>End the assault they aren’t worth the losses>Other
>>4354392>End the assault they aren’t worth the lossesLet's move on to the next challege!
>>4354392>End the assault they aren’t worth the lossesSay it was a misunderstanding and we would like to apolgize for being a grigger>remove traps, call off seige and send courriers to establish good realtions with them. Negoaite an allianece and a pledge to aide if either fortest comes under attack.
>>4354405We don't really need to do that much, we were attacking them like 5 seconds ago. That's too big of a swing, at most a non-aggression pack would make sense.
>>4354407Your right a non-agression pact is a better idea but we should still remove the traps and apologize, back then If we played our cards rights we could've had them as allies but we did the most griggiest thibg possible to save face.
>>4354392>End the assault they aren’t worth the losses>ax her if she wanna go on a date
>>4354392>End the assault they aren’t worth the losses>remove the trapsthe way qm said it our army composition is more suited to raid villages and getting the fuck out fast why are we even trying to take a castle anyways i want my fucking onager's first
>>4354396>>4354405>>4354411>>4354420>>4354421>End the assault they aren’t worth the losses>>4354405>non-agression pact is a better idea but we should still remove the traps and apologize>>4354411>ax her if she wanna go on a date>>4354420>>4354421>>4354405>remove the trapsLooks like Gobson is going to remove the traps and end the assault. With one anon asking her to a date.>Roll me 1d100+12. Bo3 (Diplomacy)
Rolled 88 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>4354422Good luck to that one anon getting his fictional large scaled dragon goddess
>>4354411+1Let's date the QT 3.14
The coomers see a kobold and a dragon and start coming out of the woodwork
Rolled 89 + 12 (1d100 + 12)>>4354422i am hoping that we could get a one so we could fuck this up for the coomers
You guys know that you have level 0 in Seduction?
>>4354431pls qm dont actually let that vote actually in i am gonna vote no on the seduction if i have to avoid this embarrassing moment the gods are watching us for fucks sake
>>4354435Anon, don't worry.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4354422
>>4354423>>4354430>>4354438>(101)Thinking about her words, they made sense you declared this war without a proper casus belli, if the neighboring kingdoms where to find out about this unprovoked attack it could mean disaster for you. Better to end this conflict before it start you just have to say the right words.Gobson: “You words have wisdom within them. If I call off the assault, what guarantee would I have that my forces won't be attacked?”Dragon Rider: “There is no guarantee just a mutual agreement between Goblin and Kobold. You leave at once and this could all be put behind us.”Gobson: “Very well. May we meet again on better terms there is a lot that I wish to know about Kobolds that I never got around to asking.”Dragon Rider: “Maybe we will, but for now you keep your end of the deal and we’ll keep our end of our deal. We may meet again on a later date.”Gobson: “Farewell.” You take your leave and ride back to your commanders.Gobson:”The assault is off, gather up the men and have them remove the traps.”Prot: “Alright.”With the order given the army pulls back, leaving behind a small trapper force to remove the traps set. The Kobold army withdraws as well and keeps themselves in the fortress keeping an eye on the removal of traps. Once everything is said and done you withdraw back to your castle and resume normal day to day activities. Having saved some bloodshed on that fateful day, you resume gathering more goblins and increasing your hold on the area through peaceful means. Soon a trade deal has grown within the two kingdoms that were once enemies are now friends.* * * Looking around you found yourself trapped inside a cell, there is no one around and you can’t hear anything. You can only see drawings on the wall that look familiar. The iron bar door is locked and there is only a hole on the floor. It was a drawing on poo and pointing to the hole. You can maybe enter that hole if you force yourself through.What do?>Wait>Go through the poo hole>Ask if anyone is there>Other
>>4354441>Ask if anyone is thereGoing through the poo hole is what caused all of this.
>>4354441alright this is getting on my nerves a god definitely has done thisin the past we could fit in that poop hole because we were small but now we are a lot more bigger than we used to be>Ask if anyone is there
>>4354441>Ask if anyone is thereWhy are they testing us with shit we now know what not to do? Kinda weird like an alternate reality if we weren't a grigger.
>>4354445>>4354447>>4354451>Ask if anyone is thereGobson asking if anyone is there. Will someone answer?
>>4354467Gobson: “Hello is there anyone there?” You called out to anyone nearby that is close enough to hear.You are only met with silence, so you sit down and wait and ask the same questions after 10 minutes. After doing this for 6 times, you hear laughing, slapping, and clapping behind the door. In comes three Dwarves that are howling in laughter, and hands red with constant slapping and clapping. Male Dwarf 1: “Look at the goblin’s face we totally got him.”Male Dwarf 2: “This goblin thought he was going to starve in jail.”Female Dwarf: “Hope you’re not upset over some boot humor goblin.”Gobson: “I’m not upset, so can I get out?”Male Dwarf 1: “We saw you steal money from the statue. You’re going to have to pay that money back. So do you want to work in the mines or make some stone mugs?”Gobson: “Mugs.” With that answered they unlocked the cell door and opened it up.Once you step out of the cell, your vision fades to black and you can see again. Looking around it looks like you’re in the sky with clouds all around, you’re on a cloud. You get up and look to see that you’re still transparent with darkness inside your limbs still. You don’t feel bad so maybe you passed the trials. Before you can go exploring Maglum shows up.Maglum: “Gobson you did it. You passed all the trials with flying colors. The first one was courage, a noble sacrifice for the greater good. What better way to experience that, than to see what your father did to protect you. The second one was humility. You showed that you’re not just an egotistical Grigger that will do anything to save face. You didn’t get anyone killed like last time and surrendered honorably. You learned that you can settle things not with just violence but with words. The third trial was one of patience. The one that the goblins gods were watching closely and would have me smite you to dust, before you can get one toe in the poop hole. You waited and with patience got free from imprisonment saving yourself from getting killed.”Gobson: “Where is everyone else? What happens now?”Maglum: “Your friends passed their trials long ago, they’re fighting the minotaur right now. You still have to choose your weapon, then think of Ma'khtar and you’ll be taken to her. I’ll make the weapons appear now. Keep in mind, your friends skills and their weapons of choice. And the fact it’s a 40ft Minotaur.”The weapons pop right in front of you, floating in the air also transparent like yourself. You see some rope, an axe, a spear, a sling, a bag of rocks, a bag of javelins, and a crossbow.What do?>Pick the length of rope (I'm just a grigga with a length of rope)>Pick the Axe>Pick the Spear>Pick the Sling>Pick the bag of rocks>Pick the bag of javelins>Pick the Crossbow>Other
>>4354470>Pick the AxeReally want to pick the rope but an Axe is probably more useful
>>4354470>>Pick the length of rope (I'm just a grigga with a length of rope)rope that miniotaur nigger
>>4354470im gonna guess that we cant pick two>Pick the Axe
>>4354470>Pick the Crossbow or SlingMax range to hit that Minotaur. Also what the fuck will a Axe do if the Minotaur is 40 feet tall.
>>4354479go for the literal achilles heel?i doubt that we can hit his eyes with a sling that far
>>4354482>>4354479Crossbow max effective range 100ft 30.5mSling max effective range 60ft 18.29m
>>4354488thats a big guy. switching from rope >>4354475to Crossbow >>4354479
>>4354488can we pick both or are we gonna go with just one weapon
Ok, me dê o grande CUM OP
>>4354488>AxeAXE HIM IN THE BALLSif the gods don't think Gobson should have balls, neither should this cow fucker
>>4354577Lmao and checked
>>4354577Keklets do it
>>4354470>Pick the length of ropeI should take the axe but indiana gobjones is too cool
>>4354482>>4354577 First we cut his Tendons and after he falls down to the floor smash his balls. > Take the axe
>>4354470>Pick the Axe
>>4354669>I should take the axe but indiana gobjones is too coolI feel the same... but hey maybe we could manage to do the AT AT maneuver with the rope?also >40ft tall minotaurs Could it be DaddyQM's been reading that Putin Isekai
>>4353807also thanks QM, the date bit was last sec addition,
>>4354577is this why my body wakes me up after 5 hours of sleep to make me see thisfucking rad
>>4354473>>4354577>>4354658>>4354690>>4354720>>4354751>>4354477>Pick the Axe>>4354479>>4354498>Crossbow>>4354669>>4354765>Pick the length of ropeGobson going to use a Axe
>>4355559Maglum: “Alright Gobson. Everyone other than Ma’khtar took a range weapon.”Gobson: “I’ll take the Axe Maglum.”Maglum: “Hahahaha. Gobson what are you going to do? Climb up it and chop off it’s balls?”Gobson: “Yes.” You say to your god and take hold of the Axe. The transparent nature you had and the axe was gone. You were back to solid form.Maglum: “Good luck, Gobson you’re going to need it. I’ll not be able to help you in battle as it will be an interference of godly nature. Let me tell you, I can’t get the Mintouar god getting mad at me for helping out. See you later.” With that he is gone, you remember his words about focusing on Ma'khtar that will bring you to the battle.You close your eyes and soon you feel yourself be somewhere else, you feel the ground shaking and a large Minotaur swinging around him like he's trying to get rid of a fly. You see your friends helping slay the Minotaur with Crossbow and Bow taking shots on him. The Duergar on his steed riding around with the same type of weapon the Gnome is using to shoot at the Minotaur. They seem to have been fighting for quite a while since you got here, but the Minotaur doesn't look like it's going down yet.What do?>Climb up the Mintouar>Throw your Axe upwards (No Weapon if it gets stuck)>Hack and Slash at the hoof of the Mintouar>Other
>>4355585>Climb up the Mintouarget his balls
>>4355585Do we have the gnomes guns still? If so, then shoot the minotaur's ball.>>4355595+1 if we can't use the gnome's guns.
>>4355585>Climb up the Mintouar
>>4355585>Hack and Slash at the hoof of the Mintouar
>>4355595>>4355633>>4355610>Climb up the Minotaur>>4355640>Hack and Slash at the hoof of the Minotaur>>4355595>Do we have the gnomes guns still? If so, then shoot the minotaur's ball.Nah. Only the AxeGobson going to climb the Minotaur>Roll me 2d100. Average of 3 (+6 Climbing)
Rolled 67, 55 + 6 = 128 (2d100 + 6)>>4355645
Rolled 88, 94 + 6 = 188 (2d100 + 6)>>4355645
Rolled 70, 91 = 161 (2d100)>>4355645
>>4355646>>4355658>>4355691>81, 86You’re going to help in any way you can, what use will the Ax be if you don’t climb up the Minotaur legs and hack and slash at his weakest points. You rush forward passed Bits and Prot who were shooting at the beast from a range. You could see Ma'khtar slashing at the Minotaur, hopping around like a blur trying to reach the Minotaur face only to fall back down over and over again. Saving herself each time as most of his focus is on her. The shots from the others are not hitting the vital areas as the Minotaur movement makes such a shot difficult.If you had a ranged weapon you would have tried to aim at his eyes as he moves around. As his groin area is protected by a large plate of steel. Something that will stop anything from going through. But with your aid in striking the Minotaurs’ weakest point you can help focus his attacks on you rather than Ma'khtar. Possibly allowing her to get a death blow on him as he tries to stop you from ruining his pouch. That is the best plan you have at the moment and that’s what you’re going with. Once you reach the Minotaur’s hooves you have to dodge and roll out the way from getting kicked or stomped to death. You wait for the perfect movement and jump on his fur covered leg climbing up quickly. You hold your Axe in your teeth as you hold on to dear life as every large movement is one you have to hold on for dear life. Once it slows down just a bit that’s when you start your climb once more. The others must have seen the green goblin climbing up the leg as their shots focused on the Mintouar upper chest.Seems like the Minotaur was bigger problems to deal with, like the shooters away in the distance or the Cat hopping around and slashing him up with her blade. You’re just glad that his legs are hairy, allowing you to climb his leg all the way up to under his armored plate with ease. You had a few close calls but you made it with your Axe to the place you need to be at. The musky smell here is intense that it makes you want to throw up. You have to grab on to the hairs nearby to stay in place as it’s also very sweaty. You now have a choice to make, it seems like the Minotaur doesn’t know a goblin is looking at his family jewels with a steel Axe ready to hack away at them. But once you start hacking and slashing you’re most likely going to feel the pain of the Minotaur as he’ll try to save his seed pouch. The more you hack and slash the more the others can do while the Minotaur focuses on you.What do? >You may not get another shot at this. Hack and slash with everything you got. You’re not leaving until everything is destroyed. (Multiple Attack, disregard own safety)>Just one good swing and you hop out before the Minotaur makes his attacks against you (Single Attack, try to get out safety)>Other
>>4355730>Just one good swing and you hop out before the Minotaur makes his attacks against you (Single Attack, try to get out safety)All you need is one good slash
>>4355730>You may not get another shot at this. Hack and slash with everything you got. You’re not leaving until everything is destroyed. (Multiple Attack, disregard own safety)Fuck being a pussy. We're not leaving the Minotaur with anything. Time to RIP AND TEAR
>>4355730>You may not get another shot at this. Hack and slash with everything you got. You’re not leaving until everything is destroyed. (Multiple Attack, disregard own safety)Go all in.the more we risk ourselves, the less our friends are in risk.
>>4355730>You may not get another shot at this. Hack and slash with everything you got. You’re not leaving until everything is destroyed. (Multiple Attack, disregard own safety)Rip and Tear
>>4355730>You may not get another shot at this. Hack and slash with everything you got. You’re not leaving until everything is destroyed. (Multiple Attack, disregard own safety)
Rolled 31, 31, 15, 49 + 160 = 286 (4d50 + 160)>>4355734>Just one good swing and you hop out before the Minotaur makes his attacks against you (Single Attack, try to get out safety)>>4355737>>4355738>>4355744>>4355753>You may not get another shot at this. Hack and slash with everything you got. You’re not leaving until everything is destroyed. (Multiple Attack, disregard own safety)Looks like Gobson is going to attack with everything that he has.>Roll me 8d50+93 Bo3 (4 Attacks)Rolling for Minotaur. His ignore pain spell allows you to make more attacks than you normally should.
Rolled 76, 69, 84, 87, 50, 98, 36, 7 + 93 = 600 (8d100 + 93)>>4355754
Rolled 3, 43, 1, 48, 37, 6, 31, 38 + 93 = 300 (8d50 + 93)>>4355755oh shit, wrong dice
Rolled 17, 41, 50, 31, 15, 28, 49, 37 + 93 = 361 (8d50 + 93)>>4355754Minotaurs last attack is a crit, looks like we're going to need Malgum to save our ass.
Thank god I rolled a 50 on your 1 roll. Do those cancel out?
Rolled 48, 37, 49, 3, 40, 20, 20, 48 + 93 = 358 (8d50 + 93)>>4355754
>>4355760>Thank god I rolled a 50 on your 1 roll. Do those cancel out?Yeah. That's alot of damage.
>>4355758>>4355759>>4355761>>4355762I'm going to need some 1d100 to know how much more CRIT Damage Gobson did.>Roll me 1d100. Need 5 rolls
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4355796
>>4355759We can't, he said he can't help us >>4355765 Praise Maglum>>4355730So would this be chaotic neutral or chaotic good? Either way anons Gobson is one crazy grigger. you could almost say he's got some serious balls. Except you can't
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4355796
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4355796
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4355801Forgot to rollPic related is Gobson after this
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4355796Praise Maglum!
this is the most glorious thing gobson has ever done holy shit
>>4355801Gobson's balls were so great the gods themselves got jelly as fuck and stole them. Too bad that doesn't stop Gobsons overwhelming ballsy nature.
>>4355758>>4355759>>4355762>>4355800>>4355803>>4355804>>4355806>>4355807Gobson>265 74 HP >191 43 HP>161 36 HP >190 58 HP VSBig Minotaur>284 50 HP>224 36 HP>209 Damage Dealt>86 HP TakenCombatGobson HP: -31/55 -86 HP Knocked outMinotaur HP: ???/??? -209 HPYou ready yourself and with a heavy first strike you almost cut halfway through the log. It was strange, you would have expected much more blood pouring out, covering you head to toe. What's more strange is you're not being attacked from that first strike. If your sword was cut in half, you would be bleeding out like crazy with every fabric of your being to save what's left of it. But this seems to be different, it was just slowly filling with blood at a controlled pace, you don’t question it, maybe it’s magic slowing down the blood. You have a job to do, and that's to cut off the whole log and the coin pouch, you hack away like a mad goblin.With each chop you get more through, you hack and slash cutting away the important pieces of veins and the rope size thing is connected to the balls. It seems the Minotaur was taken notice as it starts screaming out in pain. Now that it knows you're here, a fist meets with you slamming you around as your chest is bruised, your ribs hurt. Still you don’t let your whole body hurt and some broken ribs stop you. With each slice and hack the Minotaur roars in pain, a noticeable difference from the first slash you made. Your grip is getting weak as you fight to still awake.With the last of your strength you sever the whole thing off, you are completely showered in blood. You get punched once more with the Minotaur massive fist. You feel more of your ribs break and some pierce your lungs making it hard to breath. The weak grip you had to your Axe was gone, it gets thrown far from you. The grip holding you in place was no more, making you get thrown around as well. But your work is done, nothing can reattach his family jewels, they fall out as nothing is keeping them in place.With your grip gone, you fall down to the ground, it’s so hard to keep your eyes open. You see a purple and green blur riding to the Minotaurs' legs. You close your eyes to rest before you impact the ground. Darkness is all you see, there is no pain, you don’t feel bad, you have a very nice feeling going through your body. It’s nice but you wonder what happened to the Minotaur and your friends as you drift around doing nothing in this warm darkness.What do?>Wake up>Call out if anyone is here>Pray to Maglum>Other
>>4355864>Wake upToo chad to die
>>4355864>Wake upThink about the centaur pussy gobson. The centaur pussy!
>the party has been fighting this fucking giant for a while >fucking gobson finally came out of nowhere and starts climbing the fucking thing right up to its cloth >they can see the giant minotaur genuine pain as blood comes from his family jewels>the fight ended right as fucking gobson covered in so much blood fallen down from his junk with the other private partswe are the mvp of this fight no matter what ma'khtar did holy shit>>4355864>Laugh>Wake up
>>4355864>Wake upI'm staying on this ride whether you like it or not Mr. Bones
>>4355864>Wake upIs this another dream trial?
>>4355865>>4355867>>4355870>>4355878>>4355879>>4355897While this place has a nice warmth to it, you have somewhere else to be. You still got to necromancer or Herman will kick your ass. You still have to check up on your boys Bits and Prot who’s going to help them out get their mates if you’re not there. Jade still got to teach you Draconic, Humie, and a bunch of other stuff. You still have to get your balls back, can’t do that if you’re sleeping all the time. You just got to wake up from this dream.* * *Date: 9-9-2391You wake up to drowning as a dark hand pours down a milky green liquid down your throat as you were sleeping. You shallow some and spit up the rest as the hand stops the pouring, you look to see who it is and see the same Gnome smiling like he always does. Lanwor: “You’re awake. Please don’t get out of bed, you have suffered some great injuries Gobson. Just relax and know you’re safe. Let me go get your friends.”Before you can question what is happening the Deep Gnome left your side and goes to another room. Looking around you see you’re inside a stone room, with a window currently closed up. You lay on a soft fur blanket with your blanket covering you. On the table of the room seems to be vials and other mixtures of things you think are herbs. You just know you’re in pain and it hurts to move. But even with the pain, you’re feeling better than before maybe the spirit trip was a success?Bits: “Gobson you’re awake. Keep this up and you’ll be knocked out for more time than you are awake.”Prot: “Thank you Gobson for helping save Ma’khtar.”Taking a look at your friends you see they have grown more hair on top of their head. No longer does the hair only grow on their side of their heads. Now it reaches all across the back and slightly upwards on the head.Gobson HP: 1/55What do?>What happened? >Where are we?>Where is Ma’khtar and the others?>Where did you get that hair?>Other
>>4355899+5 EXP Level 1: Leadership 0/10 1 Level+7 EXP Level 3: Diplomacy 10/40+2 EXP Level 1: Gender on Scale 7/10 1 Level+13 EXP Level 5: Spear 0/10 3 Levels+10 EXP Level 7: Axe 0/10 1 Level+10 EXP Level 12: Rigid Leather 13/20+3.5 EXP Level 2: Draconic 16/50+3 EXP Level 1: Climbing 1/10 1 Level+8 EXP Level 3: Meditating 0/40 1 LevelCharisma leveled up to 4!Strength leveled up to 3!Willpower leveled up to 3!Wisdom leveled up to 3!+68 EXP Current 104/160
>>4355899>What happened?We should heal up and evolve soon, can't let the boys have more hair than us.
>>4355899>What happened?>heal me up assholes
i swear if you fucks try to learn language to gain int exp at this point ill strangle you all
>>4355903>>4355905>>4355908>>4355910>>4355918>What happened?Gobson got to know what happened while he was out
>>4355918How is that a bad thing though? Why shouldn't we level it up?
>>4355927Gobson: “What happened?”Prot: “Ma’khtar killed the Minotaur and everyone woke up except for you. You were choking in your own blood and couldn't breathe.”Bits: “What really happened, is your crawling up to the Minotaur's' cock and balls and hacking and slashing them provided an opportunity to climb up to the Minotaur head and drive her sword through his brain.”Prot: “You were the only one hurt in the fighting, Lanwor had to save you from dying as your injuries carried over.”Gobson: “How long has it been? Where are we now?”Bits: “We spent 2 days at the Minotaur home looting it, the Duergar gathered up all the metals worth anything and used the forge to melt down the large Minotaur's' weapons just to gather up the gold and silver within them. Me and Prot helped find any hidden loot, the Gnome kept you alive with his healing skills. Ma’khtar helped out after taking a rest.”Prot: “The Duergar saved you Gobson as you fell down. He had to dodge the massive cock and balls just to catch you. He says that he wants to talk with you when you can stand and move your little hands.”Bits: “After we looted the place, we left for the Duergar fortress of Bomrek Nethgön that’s where we are right now. We’re in a thing called a hotel, and we’re not allowed to leave it.”Prot: “Ma’khtar knows best. So we follow Ma’khtar commands. She’s outside right now with the Duergar looking for information where the necromancer can be at. They have a lead to where the necromancer can be at.” After they explained that along with all their talking the Gnome came back with some food and drink for you. He placed the bowl and mug next to you and left once again.Bits: “Better eat up Gobson. Get your strength back, who knows maybe you can finally grow out your hair like us goblin men. I got to show you something Gobson, the Gnome teached me something.” Prot: “I know this too, give me a piece of chalk Bits.” With both goblins having chalk they start writing on the wall. They were symbols of lines connecting with other lines and there were two lines crossing each other in two different ways and you didn’t understand it at all. For some reason the number of lines on the right side gets bigger when the two different series of lines do something with the two crossing lines in the middle. They explain that what they’re doing is not drawing but doing what they call math. But how is that math, they’re not looking at something and counting higher. They’re just doing lines on the wall and calling that math.(Cont)
>>4355929i want my fucking evolve and spending so much time in language is bullshit when we have fucking astronomy and geometry just fucking look at astronomy it has only 10xp to level it up and dont give me the fucking magic excuse now i want that want that INT leveled up now so we could get on par with the boyswe will level that language later getting buff in a short time is more important now
>>4355934Gobson HP: 1/55 Less than 25% HP. -30 to all rolls since pain.What do? (For the Day. Pick one or more)>Have them teach you this “math”>Have Lanwor give you something for the pain>Stand up and look at the glass vials on the table>Open the window to look outside and let some fresh air in>Tell Bits and Prot they can do “math” later you just want to rest>Ask Lanwor what he’ll do now that you’re awake, and he finished his quest to kill the Minotuar.>Other
>>4355935i have already explained this shit last thread>>4355936>Have them teach you this “math”lets go lets fucking go
>>4355934>Ask Lanwor what he’ll do now that you’re awake, and he finished his quest to kill the Minotuar.>Have Lanwor give you something for the painThe Qm has directly said we get more int exp for skills that take longer to level up. Also languages are very useful in general and can be applied to situation in the quest often. I don't get your hate boner for it, and I'm pretty sure we can evolve already anyways, the missing int is just for leveling up a second time. Also there are easy to learn languages like Humie or we can learn something like Orcish. The only language that has an insane exp requirement is Dragonic.
>>4355942yeah sure last time i saw that draconic leveled up it only give 5 to 7 exp to int i shit you not i literally i looked at how much did that gained at the pastebin we could have gotten more exp in int from that time before that if we just focus on the little things up to 1 or to 2 and we dont need any int exp to level that fucking int up because it is already at the requirement to level it up now and the only thing we need to do now is to get one of the levels in int at fucking 3and your going to fucking tell me that spending time to get 50exp to get draconic to 3 or fucking possibly 75exp to get humie to 3 is a great time investment when fucking astronomy only needs 30exp to go level 3 that shit is what makes me seethe so fucking much and i cant take this after so many days thinking about itim always thinking the moment we go alone to get our balls back and not get depression we would be weak as shit because we wasted it all in something like draconic humie reading and getting that stupid magic spell after learning 2 more spells that is fucking useless in combat
>>4355934>Ask Lanwor what he’ll do now that you’re awake, and he finished his quest to kill the Minotuar.>Have Lanwor give you something for the pain>Have them teach you this "math"
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>4355937>>4355939>>4355949>Have them teach you this "math">>4355942>>4355949>Ask Lanwor what he’ll do now that you’re awake, and he finished his quest to kill the Minotuar.>Have Lanwor give you something for the pain>Roll me 2d100. Bo3 (-22 Draconic, -14 Math,)Lanwor gives you a weak pain reducing leaf to apply to your wounds. -20 to all rolls for the day
>>4355947YesThe languages are actually useful unlike astronomy, and spending double the time to get double the exp sounds fine to me. You're also forgetting learning languages makes learning other languages easier. I'm not saying to keep trying to go up to insane levels in languages, we could probably learn Dwarven pretty easy for some EXP. Or trying to learn how to read and write in a language. Also I would be perfectly willing to spend a little more time and less exp to learn an actually useful skill. I don't think there's been once where we've used astronomy.
Rolled 79, 74 = 153 (2d100)>>4355952
Rolled 32, 59 = 91 (2d100)>>4355952
There are lots of Intelligence skills you can try to learn.There are just a few of them. If anons want Gobson to learn a new skill they could, you just have to figure out a way he can learn it. You don't have to settle for the same skills.Herbalism, History, Law, Math, Sailing, Mapping, Tactical Game (Chess other games), Engineering, Diagnostics, Appraisal, Administration
>>4355953yes i know that we dont use astronomy that much to know the directions and not getting lost because we are with a party that handles all but it is very clear that we have to do something about the gremgobs here and im just ready to when they wont come in help us with this personal thing and go on a boat and fuck off and have to go beyond the seas to meet with them which is the worst thing that can happen and wont hopefully happen but it is there and knowing the luck of this quest im not trying it
Rolled 79, 8 = 87 (2d100)>>4355952Nat 100
>>4355935Ah, now I understand, I totally agree. In fact I think we can use the point to level it up now. We’re in a safe space right Qm?
>>4355968>We’re in a safe space right Qm?Yes, but you don't have full HP. You have now two level up points. And if you get INT up you'll have a evolve point.>>4329629Here a example of what you could get with each.
>>4355968we got our shit kicked in so fucking hard we need maximum health to use it
>>4355955>>4355956>>4355963>79 DUBS, 60Gobson: “That math thing is interesting. Can one of you go get Lanwor, it hurts to stay awake.”Bits: “Alright, Gobson you baby. Prot go get Lanwor.”Prot: “Yes.”Bits starts drawing his Centaur again as you wait for the Gnome to come and help you. Once he gets inside the room you use your skill of Draconic to speak with the gnome so he can stop the pain.Gobson: “Lanwor, it hurts. I need something for pain.”Lanwor: “I got just the thing” He pulls out a rolled up left from within his bag and begins preparing it in a liquid once it’s done he pulls back the blanket and puts it on your bare chest. It felt cold to the touch when it was applied to your chest, but it did help with the pain.Gobson: “Thank you Lanwor, what will become of you? Your quest is done.”Lanwor: “I’ll be helping Ma’khtar take down the Necromancer. That means helping you get on your feet. She is a legend in the adventuring community and I can’t believe she traveled with three goblins.”Gobson: “What will you do after?”Lanwor: “I’m up for adventure, if Ma’khtar will have me. Anyway get some rest you’re going to need it.” With that he leaves you alone with Bits and Prot.Bits: “Alright, Gobson get ready to get smart. The non goblins say that if we master the basics we can learn to use this to become the masters over the stars.”The rest of the day is spent learning the math with the goblins. You don’t understand how lines can be used to show you have something. What line do you use if you have nothing of something? But if it makes you smart you’re willing to learn from your friends through the pain. After a long lesson, filled with Centaur and Cat people drawing breaks you drift off to sleep.* * *Date: 9-10-2391You awake, and with a new good comes the same pain, as you still lay on the bed too much in pain to get up and move. Seems like Lanwor herbs are working as the wounds are healing quite nicely. You receive some news from the boys, that Ma'khtar and the Duergar find out the Necromancer location. They’re going to spend the rest of the day finding more information and maybe set up a meeting soon. Prot comes in with a new black eye and he now has a slate tablet like Bits that he fills with Cat drawings.(Cont)
>>4355980Gobson HP: 12/55 Less than 25% HP. -30 to all rolls since pain.+3 EXP Level 0: Basic Math 3/5+5 EXP Level 2: Draconic 17.5/50What do? (Pick one activity or more. Up to 4 different ones)>Have Lanwor give you something for the pain>Stand up and look at the glass vials on the table>Open the window to look outside and let some fresh air in>Tell Bits and Prot to teach you math again you almost understand it.>Talk with Lanwor and find how if helping with the Necromancer is all he’ll do.>Have the boys pass you a tablet, you want to draw (Kobolds, Dragons, What?)>Maybe Lanwor can teach you something about herbs>Get out your length of rope, you want to tie some knots with it.>Other
>>4355980>ask for them to find/purchase a cave-wolf
>>4355981>Tell Bits and Prot to teach you math again you almost understand it.>Ask Ria what the scariest underdark creatures he's ever seen are.>Maybe Lanwor can teach you something about herbs>Get out your length of rope, have Ria run around the room while we try to wrangle him with it for fun.Indiana Gob-jones here we come.
>>4355983>>Get out your length of rope, have Ria run around the room while we try to wrangle him with it for fun.lmao +1
>>4355983>>4355982+1Cave Wolf smart thinking
>>4355982>>4355985>>4355986>Tell Bits and Prot to teach you math again you almost understand it.>Ask Ria what the scariest underdark creatures he's ever seen are.>Maybe Lanwor can teach you something about herbs>Get out your length of rope, have Ria run around the room while we try to wrangle him with it for fun.>>4355986>>4355982>Ask for them to find/purchase a cave-wolf>Roll me 1d100. If there is a Cave-Wolf available for sale>Roll me 5d100. Bo3 (-24 Math, -24 Herbs, -15 Diplomacy, -17 Rope)
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4355991welp
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4355991
Rolled 99, 59, 37, 55, 25 = 275 (5d100)>>4355991
Rolled 57, 70, 92, 73, 32 = 324 (5d100)>>4355991
Rolled 79, 15, 33, 47, 52 = 226 (5d100)>>4355991
>>4355992>>4355995>>4355997>>4355998>75, 46, 68, 58, 35Even with a major injury you’re not going to let that stop you from learning. You call in the boys to resume the lessons of math. It goes well and soon you can count to the number 100 with some effort. You learn the simple symbols and what they mean and that two lines crossing each other means to add the number on the left and on the right to make it equal into something greater.Even with your limited knowledge of it, you can see how this will be useful. No more drawing each single person on the wall to know how many people you have. You could draw a symbol to show a certain number of things. You could see the uses of it while handling money, you had to count the total amount of coins you have each time, whenever you get more coins. You could now just keep in mind the total you already have and add to that. The next step in your learning will be to learn about this minus line, and how/why does it take away from the number. What gives the minus this power than again, what gives plus the power to add numbers?With Lanwor coming in from time to time to check on your wounds you ask him if he can explain the herb that he is using to help cure you. He explains that it’s just Darsurion, a leaf that grows on trees found in the cold mountain regions, not that hard to find, but if you can gather them, they help treat bruises and blunt damage. You find this interesting as herbs to heal is always useful, and they can be sold if you have more than what you need. Before he does, you tell him that the others should get a cave wolf to help heal you faster. When asked about it you explain it’s a thing [redMaglum[/red] does for his followers. With this explained he does on his way while you have Ria brought to you. He was hiding in the Duergars’ steed saddle bags and while you were in the spirit realm he was keeping an eye on everyone. You play a game of wrangle the Greigger. It’s a hard game to play as he is a fast gremlin ducking and dodging your rope with every turn. You game was put to a end when the Duergar came in with a wolfDuergar: “Goblin gets Wolf if he promises to clean my steed thoroughly.” The purple dwarf said without emotion. Gobson HP: 12/55Male Wolf HP: 55/60Learned how to add basic numbers, can count to 100 with some effort+2 EXP Level 1: Basic Math 0/10+5 EXP Level 2: Draconic 22.5/50+1 EXP Level 0: Herb Lore 1/5 +1 EXP Level 3: Diplomacy 11/206 EXP from leveling up INTWhat do?>Yes, Drain the wolf 60 HP to get back 30 HP (Wolf will pass out)>Yes, Drain the wolf 50 HP to get back 25 HP>Yes, Drain the wolf 40 HP to get back 20 HP>Yes, Drain the wolf 30 HP to get back 15 HP>Yes, Drain the wolf 20 HP to get back 10 HP>No.>Other
>>4356042>Yes, Drain the wolf 20 HP to get back 10 HPi want to relax now since we wont do anything drastic since we are stuck here with nothing better to do so lets just sit back and learn to get INT and other stuff
>>4356042>Yes, Drain the wolf 40 HP to get back 20 HP
>>4356044ThisWe can not leave the Hotel so why not.No need to get us and our friends into a big drama again.
>>4356042So we can keep the wolf after that or are we only getting his blood? > Drain him 30 HP to get back 15 HP We have enough time to heal up no need to suck all of his blood
>>4356044>>4356063>Yes, Drain the wolf 20 HP to get back 10 HP>>4356046>>4356058>>4356129>Yes, Drain the wolf 40 HP to get back 20 HP>>4356123>Drain him 30 HP to get back 15 HPAlright. 40HP is taken from the Wolf making your HP go to 32/55 Post soon
>>4356132>Roll me 1d100-1. Bo3 (Animal Handling)
Rolled 28 - 1 (1d100 - 1)>>4356139
Rolled 36 - 1 (1d100 - 1)>>4356139oh dear
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4356139
thanks dice. guess you were too nice to us when we were trying to cut off the minotaurs dick
>>4356142>>4356144>>4356148>35Gobson: “Yes, I’ll clean your steed thoroughly.” With those words out your mouth he walks away after placing a sharp knife by your side.With the knife at hand you call the wolf over but once it sees the naked blade in your hand it couldn’t move an inch. You wonder why it’s so difficult with this wolf when you had a much easier time with Wolfson. When you did it he seemed to experience no pain, and wasn’t nervous at all. This wolf is all jumpy when you get close to him, that the Duergar had enough time to come in with his steed and park it in the corner of the room. Duergar: “Are you still not done bleeding the wolf? Here let me show you how a real man does it.” He says and grabs the Wolf by the back of its neck, takes a knife from his belt and stabs the wolf in the throat. With the wolf raining as the blood pours out of him. “Open your mouth Goblin.”Not wanting to let the wolf’s blood go to waste you make sure you collect every drop the wolf spilled for you. The Duergar kept the wolf in the air above you until the poor wolf passed out from blood loss.Gobson HP: 42/55 +30 HPMale Wolf HP: -5/60 KODuergar: “Do not worry goblin, wolf will live. Now I must return it, I only rented him for the hour. Now clean my steed thoroughly.” He leaves with the wolf, currently not bleeding slung over his shoulder. Looking at the steed you see the bucket of soapy water and a rag including a set of brushes, sticks and tools that he must use to keep his animal clean.You pick yourself up using the renewed strength that the wolf was transferred to you and got to work. With the soapy water you wet his scales all over, wetting the dried blood that seems to be under his scales. This is possibly what the Duergar meant by cleaning it thoroughly. You spent the next hours making use of the tools and brushes to get everything that shouldn’t be under the scales out. All the while you clean the animal all it goes is stare at you with it’s lizard eyes something sticking out it’s forked tongue for a moment before going back to its mouth. You hope that the wolf still lives, but with the steed all cleaned after going through many scales you were tired and headed to bed to sleep once more.* * *Date: 9-11-2391Morning came and with it some news as you can join the others for breakfast. Ma’khtar has some news for today, she will be meeting with the Necromancer alone the Duergar will be working with her to provide help if needed and Lanwor will be the one that packs everything up as they are going to be leaving the fortress after the meeting is done.Gobson HP: 50/55+1 EXP Level 1: Animal Handling 0/10(Cont)
>>4356170What do? (Pick one or more)>Question the Duergar what happened to the wolf, and where did he get it>Demand to help with the Necromancer>Help with the packing>Ask what will happen next after dealing with the Necromancer>Have them explain what they found out about the Necromancer>Other
>>4356170>Help with the packing>Ask what will happen next after dealing with the Necromancer>Have them explain what they found out about the Necromancer
>>4356175jesus christ that digger >Help with the packing>Ask what will happen next after dealing with the Necromancer>Have them explain what they found out about the Necromancer>Question the Duergar what happened to the wolf, and where did he get it