>>4347861
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>>4347861
>Tell Herman Duergar's doesn't doesn't like griggers and not sure if they would let griggers like us in the fortress
>meditate till ma'khtar comes

>>4347883
+1

>>4347883
+2

>>4347883
>>4347907
>>4347954
>Tell Herman Duergar's doesn't doesn't like griggers and not sure if they would let griggers like us in the fortress
>meditate till ma'khtar comes

>Roll me 1d100+8 Bo3 (Meditating)

Rolled 45 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>4347966

Rolled 44 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>4347966

Rolled 91 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>4347966

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>>4347969
>>4347975
>>4347994
>99

Gobson: “Herman, Duergars don’t like goblins. I'm not sure that goblins would even be allowed in the fortress.”
Herman: “Gobson no one likes Griggers, have you thought the word Grigger was a compliment? Gobson, do you not think? The necromancer has goblin slaves. And the necromancer is inside the fortress. They allow goblins in there. Just pretend to be my wife’s unpaid servants. Or is pretending too hard for a Grigger like you. Doesn’t matter anyway, you signed a verbal contract.” He pulled a sheet of parchment out, with Dwarven runes on it.
Gobson: “I never signed anything.”
Herman: “Just with you word is enough, I already bought you and your friends equipment. It’s time for you to hold up your end of the deal.”

You walk away from Herman and meditate for a bit. It allows you to clear your mind and you can think of how this day was going so far. Is this Hermans’ true colors or is he still upset about the necromancer and will stay this way until he gets his answers. It could also be that he’s worried about his mate and takes it out on you for asking questions. What happened to the old Herman in which you could have talked about Centaurs together?

Lust 0/100

Before long Ma'khtar made her way out of the building, this time without a large cloak covering her fame. She embraced her mate and said some final words. You couldn’t quite see her behind Herman large muscular plated body, but you see that she removes that cloth hat she wore to cover herself. Once free she doesn’t say anything, you notice that she is very pretty and before you can get a closer look she starts running down the path. The duergar doesn’t wait as he starts trotting his steed after her.

+50 Lust 50/100

Prot: “Is this a race?” Was all he said before he sped off.
Bits: “Ah shit, here we go again.” Bits turns and with a sigh runs after him.

Herman: “What are you waiting for? You’ll never reach the necromancer if you don’t get a move on.”

+3 EXP Level 2: Meditating 7/10

What do? (Pick one)
>Wait up boys. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)
>They surely will wait for you right? (Walk normally)
>No Herman. I may be willing to help you, but at a speed everyone can travel normally. (Waste time)
>Other

>>4348023
>Wait up boys. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)

>>4348023
>Wait up boys. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)

>>4348023
>>Wait up boys. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)

>>4348023
>Wait up boys. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)

>>4347791
>I'm kinda glad Gobson lost his balls because now the kobold/abomination simps will shut up about all the pointless stuff until we deal with the real problems.
nah grigga - free anticonception. we can cream that cloaka till new year and no chance of abominations

>>4348029
>>4348030
>>4348034
>>4348037
>>4348040
>Wait up boys. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)

Looks like Gobson is going to catch up with the others. Since you're going to have to keep up for the whole day.
>Roll me 4d100+4. Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)

Rolled 80, 84, 60, 15 + 4 = 243 (4d100 + 4)

>>4348049
great 4 dice rolls this is gonna be fun

Rolled 97, 43, 34, 1 + 4 = 179 (4d100 + 4)

>>4348049

>>4348071
THIS IS GONNA BE F U N

Rolled 15, 14, 41, 19 + 4 = 93 (4d100 + 4)

>>4348049

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>>4348061
>>4348071
>>4348082
>101, 88, 64, 1 CRIT FAIL

You chase after them, and soon you’re able to catch up to not only the boys but surpass them and maintain with the Duergar and Ma'khtar. The only breaks they take is only 15 minutes after every 2 hours of traveling. Traveling at this speed you're able to cut the time needed to reach the Necromancer tower in half. You know what passage Soul took to get to it once off the main road. So maybe a little detour may happen and some left over goodies can be found.

You were only able to keep up for 8 hours, after that you were jogging with the boys, but after your last break with them, with each minute they got further and further away. Until you couldn’t even see them, you run but you can’t seem to find them, maybe they took a wrong turn? Maybe you took the wrong turn. Maybe the Underdark has too many twists and turns.

Soon on the road you saw a figure, it could be one of the goblins waiting for you. You rush to the figure. It wasn't until you were close enough that your eyes could see that the figure you were chasing away wasn’t a goblin that was close, it was a giant. With a club in it’s hand and a large bounder in the other. It doesn’t look too happy to see you as you hear him mutter Grigger as he starts to make giant steps to you.

+5.5 EXP Level 10: Rigid Leather 5.5/10
+5.5 EXP Level 1: Long distance running 8/10
Gobson HP: 46/55

What do?
>RUN AWAY
>Charge it!
>Ria do something!
>Empty out your backpack of 10 pounds Hardtack!
>Empty out your backpack of 10 pounds cheese!
>Empty out your backpack of 10 pounds Jerked Beef! (No food for Ria)
>Beg for mercy. (In gob, Human, and Draconic)
>Sling it
>Parley? (You think giants don’t know gob)
>Other

>>4348171
>Ria do something!

Ria speaks orcish right? Giants and orcs are basically the same thing and they usually interact with each other.

>>4348172
This

>>4348171
>Ria do something!

>>4348171
>>Empty out your backpack of 10 pounds Jerked Beef! (No food for Ria)
+
>Beg for mercy. (In gob, Human, and Draconic)
>While running the fuk away

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>>4348172
>>4348182
>>4348197
>Ria do something!

>>4348223
>Empty out your backpack of 10 pounds Jerked Beef! (No food for Ria)
>Beg for mercy. (In gob, Human, and Draconic)
>While running the fuk away

Gobson: “ Ria do something!”
Ria: “Worry not Gobson I got this.”

Ria pops his head out the backpack and starts speaking in a deep voice to the giant just a few steps away. It bends it’s legs and begins to speak with the little gremlin as you can only watch and listen to the language you never heard before. There was some back and forth, and once it was clear you were not running away from his sight he seemed to calm down a bit. You little gremlin is able to act as a translator and tells you what the giant wants.

Ria: “So Gobson the Hill giant has some livestock without any breeding pairs. And since goblins can breed with anything, he wants you to breed with them. What do you want me to say Gobson?”

What do?
>Tell Ria the sad truth, you're indeed cursed to be infertile. Have him tell the giant you can’t help him as you are being punished by the gods. Maglum could confirm this. (Confirms to Ria your seed is cursed, also giant will know) (Truth)
>Tell Ria you’ll do it. (Lie) (No one was to know you’re infertile. Hopefully he won't hold you prisoner)
>+Offer the giant 5 copper for not being able to help him
>+Offer (Something?) for not being able to help
>Say this to the Giant Ria. "(Write in words here)"
>Other

>>4348265
>Say this to the Giant Ria. "I'm infertile but I have two goblin friends up ahead somewhere, if we can catch up to them they can fuck your livestock. Maybe you carry us so we can catch up to them fast?"

>>4348273
Sounds good. +1

>>4348273
+1

>>4348273
This sounds good

>>4348273
>>4348276
>>4348279
>>4348283
>Say this to the Giant Ria. "I'm infertile but I have two goblin friends up ahead somewhere, if we can catch up to them they can fuck your livestock. Maybe you carry us so we can catch up to them fast?"

Looks like Gobson lets the giant and Ria know he can't make babies. But his friends can and there just up ahead, and a ride will help you out.

>Roll me 1d100+12. Bo3 (Diplomacy)

Rolled 2 + 12 (1d100 + 12)

>>4348303

Rolled 49 + 12 (1d100 + 12)

>>4348303

Rolled 69 + 12 (1d100 + 12)

>>4348303

Also why are we infertile ? Did someone crush our balls ?

>>4348328
>69
Has to be a lewd crit in this situation, right?

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>>4348307
>>4348326
>>4348328
>81
Gobson: "Ria tell the giant this. I'm infertile but I have two goblin friends up ahead somewhere, if we can catch up to them they can fuck your livestock. Maybe you carry us so we can catch up to them fast?"
Ria: “So your seed is indeed cursed?”
Gobson: "Yes. But it’s mostly your fault, don’t think I forgot that you worked with a demon goddess. You made this happen to me, now explain to the giant what’s happening so we can catch up with the others quickly.”
Ria: “Alright Gobson if you say so.”

The gremlin and the giant talk with each other as you wait. Your initial reaction about the giant nature was incorrect. Seems like there are things here in the Underdark that don’t try to kill you on sight. But maybe that was about you being a goblin and not a dwarf. Before long the talking was done and Ria let you know the giant isn’t going to crush you as he picked you up and carried you as he took large big steps down the path.

Traveling by giant is much faster and less tiring allowing you to rest for half an hour as you are carried to where the party was waiting for you. You are dropped off and rejoin your friends, before any explaining can be done Ma'khtar start speaking with the Giant in the language you heard Duergar speak. With a look of defeat it walked away after she pulled out a metal and wooden object and pointed it at his head. Once she puts that thing away she walks over to the group of goblins. In perfect Gob she spoke.

Ma'khtar: “Bits you’re leader of the goblins now, Prot you’re second in command. Gobson just stay out of the way.” Was all she said in a growling voice as she walked away to the familiar path to the Drow fungi house, with the purple dwarf following next to her.

Bits: “I am the leader now! I can feel the power coursing through my veins!”
Prot: “Ha ha. I am higher than Gobson. Gobson you’re the Grigger now. Oh shit wait up Ma’khtar I’m coming!” He yelled as he sped off towards her.
Bits: “My first order, follow us and don’t get lost.” He commanded with great confidence and ran at the same as Prot following closely behind.

Who does Ma'khtar think she is, and your friends they so willingly use the power given to them by her so quickly and without a second thought. You rather not stay outside and follow them to the fungi cove. Ria quickly left your backpack to speak with the Drow once more, as the goblin were setting up their blankets to sleep. The cat was talking with the Drow about something you noticed the Duergar tied up his steed to a giant mushroom and is currently laying on-top of a shroom.

(Cont)

>>4348413
+1.5 EXP Level 3: Diplomacy 3/20
What do? (Warning you might lose sleep you need)
>Sleep, all that traveling will wear you out if you don’t get your rest. (Fully rested for tomorrow)
>Go speak with the Duergar, if he works with Scar he could speak Gob. You wonder why he’s on top of the shroom
>Go see what the Drow is saying to Ma'khtar with Ria
>Tell the boys that you’re the leader no matter what Ma’khtar says
>Speak with Ma'khtar you have some strong words to say to her (What?)
>Other

>>4348329
Out balls got cursed by Rita’s bitch ass goddess

>>4348417
>Sleep
We will clear the situation with the boys once we are done with this trip

>>4348417
>Sleep, all that traveling will wear you out if you don’t get your rest. (Fully rested for tomorrow)

>>4348430
why tough ?

>>4348417
>Speak with Ma'khtar you have some strong words to say to her (What?)
You have no special jurisdiction over me and my comrades hierarchy, who are you to decide who and what we are? In other words: mind your fucking business because this ain’t it.

>>4348461
It was explained in the last thread.

Long story short. We gave our seed to Gremlins they used evil magic to make the babies grow faster. Shit got messed up, causing a Gremgob invasion that is spreading out of control. Goblin gods be mad that we caused gremgobs and Maglum covered for our ass saving us from death. It was either we're infertile or death. Goblin gods can't do shit to demon goddess so they have blame it on someone.

Tldr: Ria is a grigger

>>4348417
>Sleep, all that traveling will wear you out if you don’t get your rest. (Fully rested for tomorrow)

>>4348444
>>4348457
>>4348514
>Sleep, all that traveling will wear you out if you don’t get your rest. (Fully rested for tomorrow)

>>4348466
>Speak with Ma'khtar you have some strong words to say to her

Going to sleep than going to travel once more. If you keep up this speed, you'll reach the necromancer hideout by the night of day 3.
Soul and the other goblins had to go slow since they had kids and pregnant goblins.

>Roll me 4d100+4. Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (Long Distance Running) (Medium)

Rolled 10, 84, 96, 57 + 4 = 251 (4d100 + 4)

>>4348546
Nat 100

>>4348546

Rolled 8, 62, 100, 50 + 4 = 224 (4d100 + 4)

>>4348546

>>4348594
dice+4d100+4

In the options

Rolled 78, 79, 34, 68 + 4 = 263 (4d100 + 4)

>>4348546

>>4348466
Whatever, let her do what she wants. It's not like what she said is gonna change our relationship with our bros.
Lets just do what we're supposed to do, keep up and protect her if something bad happens, the rest is on her.

Idk about you guys but I'm sick of Gobson risking his life for people treating him like shit. For now we work together but that's it.

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>>4348685
Something is definitely up. I think maybe a curse by someone else or something? His attitude changed when we were away, so maybe some incident with the necromancer? Maybe Herman DID get him meeting but the necromancer cursed him then wiped his memory?

Herman changed his personality way too fast, then the Khajit and now the boys. I'm worried that sleeping is a bad idea because something will happen in our sleep

> Pray to Maglum and ask him what happened to Herman and everyone else

Something is seriously off here and our other friends might be in trouble being around Herman

Also I don't know which Anon it is now, but one of you said our friends will ditch us, I don't think that will happen and if it does, magic will be more helpful than the other skills because we don't need help to learn them. Magic is the only one that we NEED someone else's help to learn because we can't read Draconic

We honestly should've just asked the cat what's up with her. It didn't have to be rude or anything, just like hey, what's the deal.

>>4348692
Yeah at this point I'm just ready to fucking dip, the only reason I want to stay is Jade. It's so annoying we show that we are actively trying to better ourselves and stray away from our goblin nature, but we get called a grigger every time we even slightly fuck up. Like call us a retard, a dumbass, a dummy, but not a grigger. We've proven ourselves to them so many times and they still kick us down when they see us trying.

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>>4348573
>>4348616
>>4348671
>48, 86, 100, 65
You were really tired after a long day of traveling and getting carried by a scary giant. You laid your head on a nearby shroom and drifted off to sleep. Soon after you wake up from a bright light coming from the Drow’s house and you notice Ma'khtar coming out of there with her necklace glowing bright white. You were really tired so you didn’t care and went back to sleep.

You are shaken awake by Prot who now sports a black eye, you see he also has hair now. The same style as you, you had to do a double look after rubbing the sleep out of your eyes. He starts telling you about the wonderful things he had seen.

Prot: “Gobson, I saw Ma’khtar without her breastplate. The more you stare the bigger they get.”
Gobson: “Is that where you got that black eye? How did you get hair?”
Prot: “Ma’khtar was just playing a game of tag, after I watched her remove her breastplate. I got the hair same time BIts got his, as we were sleeping, come up Gobson, Bits says it’s time to go.”

You get up and pack up everything and get ready to do another day of keeping up with the group. The boys did indeed have each grown hair and have grown to the same level as you. Something you need to speak to them about when you get a break longer than 15 minutes. Because you need all the time you can get to breath.

You can’t get a chance to use your sling or axe, but at least some good distance is made. While traveling there was a human size rat creature, but after Ma'khtar pulled out her blade it ran away from it’s sight. It was a Wererat and it got scared off by her silvered blade. Was all the explaining you and the other goblins got. Another slime blocks the road but with a small detour it’s avoided as it’s not worth fighting it for so little gains.

Then came the cave worms, they broke through the cavern wall oozing a raunchous, slime that seems to melt the stone around it. It had long horns that encircled it’s head and was smelling the area. You can see it’s large mouths filled with long strap fangs. The beast didn't come to the group and the Duergar threw a bone far away from the path. It borrows back into the hard stone and pops up where the bone was at. It was avoided as the traveling continued.

Then came something: a group of strange looking lizard-like beasts were walking the path. They had a short, stubby tail and had a catlike head. Their bodies are scaled and have brownish or greyish tones to them, while their cat head was normal catlike facials. They were two creatures into one, distance was kept from each other as everyone was told to put on their hoods to cover their face. The creatures when they saw Ma'khtar catlike head did not attack or engage in any hostile action as each group passed without a problem.

(Cont)

>>4348771
Date: 9-2-2391
Day 2 of traveling
Overall a good day of travel without any combat, you didn’t get a chance to speak with the boys as just keeping up is a challenge by itself but now that the campsite is being set up you could talk or go to sleep right now. But before doing so a watch for the night was to be done. Last night it was not needed as you were sleeping in a fungi house. This night however is spent a small distance from the path, and with all the traveling the boys are ready to fall asleep and not a in talking mood.

i]+8.5 EXP Level 10: Rigid Leather 14/20
+8.5 EXP Level 3: Long distance running 1.5/10 LEVEL UP
Gobson HP: 52/55
Ma'khtar will be taking the first watch if nobody has any input in the order.

What do? (A watch to keep the party safe. 2 hour shifts for 8 hours. Meaning one person doesn't need to do a shift)
>Take the first two hour watch
>Go to sleep, you got the next watch or the last.
>Go to sleep and let them know you’re not taking a shift
>Talk with the boys (about?)
>Talk with (who?) (about?)
>Other

>>4348774
>Talk with (Ma'khtar) (about why she took our leadership away)

Leaving it isn't going to solve anything, we should atleast know why.

>>4348783
This.

>>4348725
>>4348732
>>4348738
I don't think it has something to do with a curse.
One anon put the nail on it before : goblin are ugly and evil creature that only think of raping the female of other species. Obviously pretty much everyone think the world would be better without us. In this aspect gobs are important because they're on the receiving end of all the hate of the other races. I mean it's the truth, and hating something like gobs probably make them feel good about themselves. It's part of the balance.
Guys no matter what we do people will always treat us like shit. We'll never change that with good attitude and effort. It takes a whole society to change things like this. Fuck, look how black ppl were treated not too long ago and yet racism still exists. And as goblin all the stereotypes applied to us are actually true.

I believe the only way to change this is to create our own goblin community, become a powerful force and YET make good around us. It's gonna be in a long fucking time, we'll have to fight other races and also our own kind for it. But in the end it's the only way to change people view on goblins, and stop being called a grigger all the fucking time.

For now let's just do our job and survive, but personnaly I lost all hope of Gobson being recognized for his true value. Hell, chances are
the more we ascend, the more shit we'll get.

So let's stop caring about being disrespected, called a grigger etc. We'll take everything we can from them and absorb everything. And we the day come we could destroy them, we'll make them realize how wrong these cunts were.

Sorry for the rant, but I needed to get that of my chest.

>>4348774
>Take the first two hour watch

>>4348774
>Take the first two hour watch

>>4348792
btw the reason we get more shit than our friends is probably because we don't know our place as a goblin, but it's just my take on it.

>>4348783
This
Let's talk with her before the watch guys

I'm pretty sure she's just pissed at us for getting lost and bringing a giant to them. Let's ask her to find out maybe?

>Take the first two hour watch
>Talk with (Ma'khtar) (about why she took our leadership away)
Changing to this
>>4348815
Idk we actually befriended the giant so I don't think it is, but with GoblinQM we never know. If anything befriend a giant should point us as a leader imo

>>4348820
I don't think a Nat 1 means a friend

>>4348824
well he did transport us to the party so the nat 1 isn't really relevant since nothing happened in the end, we did diplomacy and didn't roll lie perception.

anyway we'll see what the khajeet will say about this

>>4348783
>>4348791
>>4348814
>>4348820
>Talk with (Ma'khtar) (about why she took our leadership away)

>>4348806
>>4348812
>Take the first two hour watch
>Talk with (Ma'khtar) (about why she took our leadership away)

Talk with Ma'khtar than take first watch. Keeping those eye open for anything that may be in the dark.

>Roll me 2d100. Bo3 (+12 Diplomacy) (+3 Alertness)

Rolled 46, 54 = 100 (2d100)

>>4348869

Rolled 10, 63 + 15 = 88 (2d100 + 15)

>>4348869

>>4348792
We'll show em, in time.

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>>4348873
>>4348876
>>4348890 (Rolled 9, 17)
>58, 66

With everyone in the camp you wanted to speak with Ma'khtar you can take wild guesses all night long and not even get close to why she did why she did. You rather not keep yourself up laying on the blanket thinking of why these things happen.

Gobson: “Ma’khtar, I want to speak with you. I want to know why you took my leadership away and handed it over to Bits and Prot. Is it because you’re mad at me for bringing a friend?”

Ma'khtar: “Gobson I’m not mad at you, even if it does seem that way. I acted quick since you brought a giant to us. The Giant just lied to you and you believed everything he said. Gobson really livestock, down here. There’s only rocks to eat or fungi. Did you see any grass?”

Gobson: “No…”

Ma'khtar: “I find it hard to believe that he had any animal. Hill Giants are known for stupidity, do you think he could keep normal livestock, that won’t kill you with its acid slime. Gobson, I was disappointed in you telling the Giant that you were gonna bring him to your Goblin friends saving only yourself but dooming Bits and Prot by either death or imprisonment as his bulls until their death. Gobson you can’t just think for yourself. Your actions actually have consequences like this journey we are in, because you tried to make a deal with the necromancer. Yes Gobson, I read the paper she left you.”

Gobson: “But Herman kicked me and treated me horribly and won’t stop calling me a Grigger!”

Ma'khtar: “So? Don’t tell me he hurt your feelings. He’s trusting you with me. Someone he holds near and dear to his heart. He’s only giving shit because he cares for me. The reason why I wear a hood all the time is because he gets jealous when other men look at me. He trusted you to look upon me, something only very close friends of his do. He doesn’t speak with his words. He speaks with his actions. I retrain him as much as I can but if I’m not there he can blow it out his arse.

Gobson: “What about the contract?”

Ma'khtar: “What contract? You mean the diner menu he carries around and shows to illiterate Goblins? That’s his favorite joke.”

Gobson: “It’s just a joke?”

Ma'khtar: “Yeah it was just a joke. This is why you should prioritize learning how to read and write, or people will take advantage of you and have no moral qualms because you are a Goblin. But I don’t joke like him so you can heed and trust my words.”

Gobson: “Is that why you don’t talk?”

(Cont)

>>4348925
Ma'khtar: “I do talk, you just never took the time to speak or know anything about me or Herman. I’m pretty sure you don’t even know our last names or even Jades’ or Emeralds. Really Gobson you expect people to treat you well. But you didn’t even visit your friend at the hospital after he fought with you in the Goblin Arena. I had to comfort him when you weren’t there. I can’t tell how many times he cried for you and was only met with my purring. Is that what a friend does?”

Gobson: “I guess not.”

Ma'khtar: “I’m more of a friend to Prot then you are to him. Anyway I’ll take the first watch I have a lot to think and plan about. Also speak to Bits and Prot they actually care about you and it will be a waste if you don’t consider them as a friend.”

Gobson: “Okay I’ll consider it. But I'll take the first watch.”

Ma'khtar: “Alright go ahead. I’m gonna take a cat nap.” She said and sipped her laying her head on the pillow. “Now go away or I’ll give another Goblin a black eye if you spy on like Prot.”

You were dumbfounded. That was the most anyone has ever said to you in one sitting. You really took into consideration her words. You actually don’t talk to Jade other than to learn draconic. You don’t talk to Prot or Bits other than to make money off them or fight with them. You don’t talk to Bradley or Herman, only ever giving them attention when it benefits you. You are feeling a bit sad and go ahead and take the first watch. Even though you made mistakes you could still right them.

While keeping an eye out with your shift almost over, you spot something that blends in the stone. It was very close when you spotted its form, it was a large lizard! It was grey, had large horns, with claws, without any wings, it was bigger than the giant it’s length was very large. From it’s mouth you can see a spittle that drips down and hisses as it makes contact with the stone under it’s maw. You think it can see you, as it’s horns are pointed at you.

What do?
>SCREAM
>RUN AWAY
>Big lizard maybe speak Draconic (Parley)
>Give it a offering of cheese and jerked beef
>Sling it
>Axe it a question
>Other

>>4348925
BIG MOMMY MA'KHTAR LET ME DRINK YOUR MILKY FROM YOUR BIG KITTIES

>>4348926
Wake up the closest member of the party and tell him to get the others awake and ready. Then go parley with the big liz and let’s use that Draconic. Let’s get a lizard fren!

>>4348926
>Big lizard maybe speak Draconic (Parley)
>Give it a offering of cheese and jerked beef
>Try to seem as non-threatening as possible

>>4348953
support but add
>Try to seem as non-threatening as possible

>>4348959
+1

>>4348926
>I’m pretty sure you don’t even know our last names or even Jades’ or Emeralds. Really Gobson you expect people to treat you well. But you didn’t even visit your friend at the hospital after he fought with you in the Goblin Arena. I had to comfort him when you weren’t there. I can’t tell how many times he cried for you and was only met with my purring. Is that what a friend does?”
Damn. Maybe we are a grigger. Fuck.

>>4349022
We need to spend more time with the boys

>>4349022
maybe its for the best since we are going away in the future

>>4348959
+1

>>4349022
Our party never seeks to chat with Gobson either, we're always the ones to initiate a conversation with them. Titty kitty is being unfair by putting the blame solely on us, it reminds me of those western RPGs where you assemble a party but you have to actively talk to them and ask them about their background if you want any social interaction, because they never start a conversation themselves.

>>4348959
>>4348994
>>4349032
>Big lizard maybe speak Draconic (Parley)
>Give it a offering of cheese and jerked beef
>Try to seem as non-threatening as possible

>>4348953
>>4348978
>Wake up the closest member of the party and tell him to get the others awake and ready. Then go parley with the big liz and let’s use that Draconic. Let’s get a lizard fren!

Alright. Gobson will try to speak with this lizard and give it a offering of cheese and jerked beef. Using his words to solve the problem.

>Roll me 2d100. Average of best 2 rolls out of 3 (Draconic +8) (Diplomacy +9) (Medium)
Draconic roll to better understand/speak it at the moment.

Rolled 13, 54 = 67 (2d100)

>>4349052
hey thats quite a nice modification

Rolled 10, 37 = 47 (2d100)

>>4349052

we are rolling these rolls at the worst times

Rolled 57, 44 + 17 = 118 (2d100 + 17)

>>4349052
Daddy's rollin big this time

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>>4349057
>>4349070
>>4349060
>43, 58

Time to let the Draconic lessons from Jade take form. You clear your throat, while looking straight at the form of the large lizard. It stops in it’s tracks and you see it’s open

Gobson: “Hello, my name Gobson. Me a goblin, I know Draconic. Little.”
Female Lizard: “A goblin that knows the .... of the Dragon. … me your food and coin and … … live to see … day.”
Gobson: “Can you speak slow. Gobson has food. Cheese and beef. In bag.”
Female Lizard: “... Goblin … throw your bag over to me and … ... . have to kill you ,,, for … meat. Goblins are not tast… …. scream or … bite you.”

It’s hard to understand what the creature is saying, but from the voice you can tell it’s a female. It seems to want your bag to be tossed over to it. Ria isn’t in there; he must have gotten out when you set your bag down once you reach the campsite. You have your first aid supply in there along with soap and other small things and rope. And your coins are in the bag on your belt. Just 5 copper to your name.

You’re not sure how good this creature's sense of smell is, but it may know if you’re trying to pull something, and it is getting attacked worth some cheese? You think of what to do next.

+1 EXP Level 1: Gender on Scale 1/5
+1 EXP Level 3: Diplomacy 2.5/20

What do? (Pick one or more)
>Take out a large bag you have in the backpack and fill it with all your cheese and jerked beef (10 pound of cheese and 10 pounds of Jerked beef) Place your coins in the bag
>Take out a large bag you have in the backpack and fill it with (# pounds of cheese and # pounds of beef) Place your coins in the bag
>Toss the whole backpack, you don’t want to waste her time. (Place coins in the backpack
>Toss the whole backpack, but take out the rope and first aid supplies
>Ask it why it didn’t attack you
>Ask for her name
>Ask why she needs the food.
>Ask her what she is
>Be extra polite. Thank her for not eating you and to have a nice day. May she live long and have a happy life filled with calm times and love.
>Call her a bitch
>Scream
>Other

>>4349111
>Ask for her name

>>4349111
>Toss the whole backpack, but take out the rope and first aid supplies
>Ask her what she is
>Be extra polite. Thank her for not eating you and to have a nice day. May she live long and have a happy life filled with calm times and love.

I'm just a grigga with a length of rope

>Scream

>>4349111
>"You don't have to threaten me to let me know you are hungry here's all of the jerked beef and some cheese i dont want to starve but i dont want to die"
>Take out a large bag you have in the backpack and fill it with ( 3 pound of cheese and 10 pounds of Jerked beef) Place your coins in the bag
>Ask for her name
>Ask her what she is
i dont think our boys can handle a fucking dragon guys

>>4349111
>Be extra polite. Thank her for not eating you and to have a nice day. May she live long and have a happy life filled with calm times and love.
>Take out a large bag you have in the backpack and fill it with all your cheese and jerked beef (10 pound of cheese and 10 pounds of Jerked beef) Place your coins in the bag
>Ask for her name
>Ask her what she is

I think we can pass off doing the smaller bag instead of the whole backpack because of the language barrier. I'd like to keep our soap and first aid kit.

Why the fuck did we bring meat into the Underdark again? This is the second time we've been fucked over by beef jerky!

>>4349129
+1

>>4349119
>>4349143
Why the fuck do you want to scream?

>>4349152
but anon im not the same guy

>>4349157
wait the second FUCK
i meant to do click >>4349121 this not that

>>4349157
Not saying that. Why did you change your vote to support screaming? Or did you link the wrong post?

It all worked out in the end

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>>4349160
yes i link the wrong post
i meant to change >>4349121 to >>4349129
i might be drinking lead i dont know

>>4349152
why wouldn't you want to scream?

>>4349129
>>4349152
>>4349167
>Be extra polite. Thank her for not eating you and to have a nice day. May she live long and have a happy life filled with calm times and love.
>Take out a large bag you have in the backpack and fill it with all your cheese and jerked beef (10 pound of cheese and 10 pounds of Jerked beef) Place your coins in the bag
>Ask for her name
>Ask her what she is

>>4349116
>Toss the whole backpack, but take out the rope and first aid supplies
>Ask her what she is
>Be extra polite. Thank her for not eating you and to have a nice day. May she live long and have a happy life filled with calm times and love.

>>4349119
>Scream

>>4349114
>Ask for her name

Looks like giving her your cheese and jerked beef wins. Don't worry you still have your hardtack. Like most of it, since you eat your good bread first.
(No roll needed as it's still the same encounter the roll carry over)

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>>4349180
Gobson: “Sorry, can’t Draconic good. Will put food in bag.” You say to the creature pulling out a large bag slowly. Picking up each pound of Cheese as you do this you make polite conversation. She watches closely with a keen eye as you take each pound of cheese one by one.
Gobson: “What is your name? Sorry if rude, but you dragon? Me young, never seen dragon.”
Armyr: “You are at the … of Armyr the calm. … let the lack of wings fool … goblin, I am 100% pure … dragon. … only through my …. Nature, I … attack a creature that is smart … to know a dragon is his …. As such you may pat … on the back for ... Draconic even …. You speak it …. You are still young. A good start but ... meet again you ,,, improve.”
Gobson: “I’m done. All cheese and Beef. Don’t think you like hardtack. Tied to keep from dropping.” You say and throw it over to her, which she smells and holds in her tail to see it.
Gobson: “Thank you Armyr the calm. For not eat me, have a good day. May you live long and have a happy life. With many calm times and love.”
Armyr: “I will not forget this Gobson the goblin, you have done a small ... to Dragon..., but a large one for my ...., They will taste the ... of ... cheese for the first time ... of you. ... not ... to feed them ..., you have made my job ... for that you have my thanks. Be glad you met me, many goblins ... get the chance. Let ... be a … ... with Dragon... for you.”
Gobson: “Good luck.”

As you wave her goodbye you see her give a final nod to you before she disappears into the shadows back to where she came. Well that was an eventful talk with a real life dragon, you heart is beating hard and you are slightly sweating. But in the end you did it, you stopped the dragon attack using your words and she wasn’t mean. You hear the tent flaps open with a Ma'khtar coming out. She walks out to where you at posted at to keep a watch out.

Ma'khtar: “Go get some sleep Gobson you’ll need it for travel tomorrow. Good job on dealing with that Drake. It was just a mother looking for food for its young, I’ll keep watch for the next 2 hours.”
Gobson: “You were watching? Why didn’t you do anything?”
Ma'khtar: “You had it covered, my presence would have startled her. If you need some cheese just ask the others I’m sure they’ll be willing to share.”
Gobson: “Okay, good night Ma’khtar.”

With that over you head back to the camp and lay down on your blanket using your backpack as a pillow. Bits and Prot are soundly sleeping and Ria is sleeping next to the tents. You lay your heavy head down and go to sleep.

(Cont)

* * *

>>4349225
Date: 9-3-2391
Day 3 of traveling

You wake up and kind of notice the area seems familiar the last time you were here. It seems close to where the slime attack happened. If that is the case it must mean you’re close to the necromancer hideout, which could have some unlooted goods and provide a nice safe place to sleep. With how it went yesterday you don’t feel worn out even after sleeping less. You could talk with the others or let them know about the hideout.

The other goblins are still awake, you could wake them up and let them know what happened last night.

What do? (Pick one)
>Just travel
>Tell the party about the necromancer entrance. (You could tell about it now or when the party is stopping for the night)
>Talk with the boys, about the Drake which is 100% dragon (her words). How you were so close to seducing her. (Fluff up the facts)
>Talk with the boys, about the Drake which is 100% dragon (her words). (Just what happened)
>Talk with Ma’khtar about something (What?)
>Other

>>4349227
>Talk with the boys, about the Drake which is 100% dragon (her words). (Just what happened)

>>4349227
>meditate and stay alert till the party is ready to go
the necromancer place has probably been nicked clean since the necromancer left in advance the only thing we ever gonna find their are just useless scraps and mindless undead thats trapped beneath the ground away from those catapults fire

>>4349225
Damn this dragon chick is pretty chill

I think we should we tell the party about the Necromancer's hideout when we stopping for the night. Most people seem to want to spec into magic somewhat and there's likely to be some sort of magic stuff in the hideout. And most people's misgiving about it is that we can't learn it right now, but that doesn't mean we can prepare to learn it later by collecting stuff.

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>>4348792
I think the issue actually is that others think Gobson thinks the way you want him to. They expect a double cross and that's why nobody outside our party trusts us. Our party trusts us and believes in us. Don't let Herman and his bitchy wife convince you otherwise. Similar situation with >>4348926
Couldn't have said it better myself QM. Anons we can't lose our cool so easily.
Herman is a tsundere confirmed

>>4349227
> Have a short heart to heart with the boys. Apologize for never seeing Prot in the hospital and tell Bits you really love his drawings. Also apologize for calling a giant to them, admit that Gobson isn't the always the smartest grigga (pic related). Tell them you wish they could spend more time together outside of when they fight together. Tell them that they can talk to you whenever, although Gobson often gets caught up with his training, he'd love to spend more time with the boys like when they sold Stas' dad . Good times.
> Tell them about the Dragon
> Ask Khajit friend if she can teach us to read and ask her to tell us (the boys too) about her and Herman and how they met.

I think we should think about telling her about our role with the Gremgobs. She seems pretty reasonable and the end goal is the fertility goddess anyway.

Also Anons/QM can someone explain to me why Herman got so mad at us? He asked us to set up a meeting, how else were we supposed to do it? Depending on that we'll get out green ass whooped when we get back and tell Herman about the goddess

>>4349267
+1
u took the words outta a grigga's mouth

>>4349267
+1

>>4349267
>>4349272
>>4349295
>Have a short heart to heart with the boys. Apologize for never seeing Prot in the hospital and tell Bits you really love his drawings. Also apologize for calling a giant to them, admit that Gobson isn't the always the smartest grigga (pic related). Tell them you wish they could spend more time together outside of when they fight together. Tell them that they can talk to you whenever, although Gobson often gets caught up with his training, he'd love to spend more time with the boys like when they sold Stas' dad . Good times.
>Tell them about the Dragon
>Ask Khajit friend if she can teach us to read and ask her to tell us (the boys too) about her and Herman and how they met.

>>4349237
>Talk with the boys, about the Drake which is 100% dragon (her words). (Just what happened)

>>4349248
>meditate and stay alert till the party is ready to go

Looks like Gobson is going to do a bit of talking.

Gobson HP: 55/55
(No roll needed to apologize or talking with Ma'khtar.)

>Roll me 5d100. (+9 Tale Telling, +4 Long Distance Running)
Bo3 Telling the story about the Dragon (Easy)
Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (Medium)
Once you have a higher level in Long Distance Running the difficult lower to Easy.

Rolled 52, 8, 79, 97, 97 = 333 (5d100)

>>4349345

>>4349347
>dubs in running
now what

Rolled 77, 53, 4, 96, 85 + 13 = 328 (5d100 + 13)

>>4349345

Rolled 69, 91, 63, 44, 13 = 280 (5d100)

>>4349345
Nat 100s

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>>4349347
>>4349365
>>4349382
>77, 76, 75, 101, 95
Before you go and travel for the day you have alot to get off your chest. Something that was to be done for too far long now. It’s better you do it now rather than put it off until later. You first let the boys sleep and talk with the awake Ma'khtar.

Gobson: “Ma’khtar, you can read a whole bunch of languages right? Does that include Draconic and are you willing to teach us how to read. Me and the boys would also be interested in finding out how you and Herman met.”

Ma'khtar: “Gobson that’s a story for another time, maybe I’ll tell you that story with Herman by my side after a successful quest with no goblin deaths. As for your request of learning how to read, that’s something for Jade to tell you, she was a crush on you Gobson. She just wishes you to speak to her more than just learn from her, ask her about why she wears those gold rings on her horn and tail.”

+25 Lust 75/100 (High lust affects Gobson’s mind)

You didn’t quite know what to do with this new information about Jade but you’ll keep it in mind as you prepare to talk with the boys and give them a short heartfelt apology.

Gobson: “Guys, Bits and Prot. Before you say anything, allow me to get something off my chest. I was acting like a Grigger. I should have done lots of things differently so a more favorable outcome would have happened. But I can’t go to the past, I can only try to make up my mistakes. Prot, you really took so many hits while we were doing that archery match in the arena. With every attack aimed at you, you didn’t falter or waiver under the attacks. I should have come to visit you in the hospital, but I was so tunnel focused on replacing my shield and gathering up cash to properly outfit us goblins. Bits your drawings are very good, and helped me out when I was drawing for that old Dwarf in his home. I drew a Centaur for my first piece of art and it could have been something that tips the scale in my favor. You have yet to tell me the story about that Centaur you drew in the bedroom. The idea I had with the giant was a Grigger move thinking about, as it didn’t get rid of the problem only brought the problem to my friends. We should spend more time together, lend me your ideas, what you think we should do. If you have any ideas, or questions I’ll hear you out. You’re my friends, we’re the last remaining goblins of our tribe. We’re the original goblins, and with us still alive our tribe lives on. Within ourselves is the tribe we all came from. What I’m trying to say is that I’m sorry. I apologize for everything, I’m not always the smartest Grigga and somethings you guys need me to the slap to bring me back to my normal self. I wouldn’t be here without you guys, thank you for saving me.”

(Cont)

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>>4349403
Bits: “A simple sorry would have been enough.”
Prot: “ You talk too much Gobson. But apologize accepted, don’t do it again.”

Gobson: “Now fellows with that out of the way, you’re in for a real threat. I’m talking about action, romance, drama, and an unexpected twist. you could ask Ma'khtar about this as this story is 100% true. During my watch I saw what Ma’khtar calls a Drake. Using my Draconic I was able to talk with this Drake and guess what guys?”
Both Goblins: “What”
Gobson: “That Drake was a female and by her voice and her looks alone I could tell she was one fine lady. No missing scales, claws all sharp and clean, looks like they can cut through rock. Teeth all there, clean and sharp with spit able to melt rock, just a single bite of from her can bite your head clean off. But under those hardened scales was a lady, one of gentle heart, one that was willing to speak none other than me.
Prot: “No.

Gobson: “Yes. Now this Dragon had a name which was Armyr, and she was looking for some food and guess what food she found. This handsome green piece of meat, guarding the camp from anyone willing to attack it. At first she was showing off her strength, letting me know she could kill me in one single step. But I stay calm under the pressure, I use my Draconic and find out she’s a person willing to speak to goblins. Imagine my surprise when a Dragon doesn’t call me a Grigger or goes to kill me just by looking at her. She wanted some food, and guess who was willing to pay out, that someone is me. Once the cheese and jerked beef are dished out Armyr told me thanks. Imagine a dragon thanking a goblin for giving it 20 pounds of food. That’s not all, at the end of it, she gave me a speech and you should have heard the tone of her voice. My simple act of giving her food was enough to save the camp from fighting a true to life dragon. If only she didn’t have to feed her kids maybe I could have charmed her with my good looks.”

The tale of the Dragon is told and the goblins cheered and clapped. Ma'khtar was clapping behind you and told everyone it was time to move out. Throughout the whole day you didn’t fall behind not even once. Giant Slugs were passed along some snakes. A nice easy day of traveling until you came at an interpath of where the necromancer tower passageway should be.

Camp was being set up and you could let the others know of a possible place you could stay. The tower had 33 floors in it, it is quite possible that there isn’t any undead past the first 10 floors. They have to get all the way down and open some door, something you don’t think is possible for the undead.

What do?
>Let’s camp out in the bottom floor
>Let’s camp normally
>Let’s go exploring for that loot
>Other

>>4349404
+1.5 EXP Level 0: Tale Telling 1.5/5
+8 EXP Level 3: Long distance running 9.5/10
+8 EXP Level 11: Rigid Leather 2/20
Gobson HP: 55/55
Bits HP: 55/55
Prot HP: 55/55

>>4349403
*she has a crush

>>4349404
Hell nah QM you ain't tricking me into going there and getting our party swarmed by undead making us a total grigger again.

>Let's camp normally and remember the lads about the possible dangers.

But then again since the necromancer is gone so should his magic thus eliminating the remaining undead.

>>4349404
>Let’s go exploring for that loot

Don't be pussy, let's get that loot

>>4349412
Supporting this.
Time to show them that we really learned something.

>>4349404
this high lust text and this unnecessarily long apology hurts me mentally so much that i have to play the clown song so i could even gaze this post by thinking to myself im reading this ironically
>Let’s camp normally
lets go and deal with this lust already it goes up so fucking fast

>>4349417
High lust is the place Gobson should be. If it means getting more pictures like when he told the story, I'm all for it.

>>4349412
+1

Scaly coomers do too much. Half of the votes in this quest are because the scaly coomers wanted to what they do best. I easily see why they can identify so closely with a goblin.

>>4349423
try more than that
most of them thats actually watching this quest wont do jack shit till anything scaly related is involved like when jade ask us to go with her

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Oh boy, catching up to this theread like

>>4349423
>>4349433
n-no, it's not like that

>>4349404

>get the loot

Were turning into vegetarian faggots way this is going
We a bad gob. We gon get rich, strong and creampie jades cloaka without any feelings. Were just a grigga with (big) rope

>>4349412
>But then again since the necromancer is gone so should his magic thus eliminating the remaining undead.
No, the undead are still there, but out of necros control, thus like star explained in a previous thread just waiting to kill the living
on the plus side with a lot of luck we might find our old equipment back
as such
>>4349404
ask Ma'khtar about this possibility, like Herman said you should. since that's genuinely a good idea, she seems to be very experienced

>>4349458
>>4349464

*sigh*, changing vote to this. Lets ask makhar if we should loot and smash some zomgobs.

>>4349464
we going to have a literal divine intervention to find just our previous axe there and have to go up to the surface in the first place cause our equipment was at the upper floors of the surface

>>4349474

Could be other things, but most importantly; proper xp

>>4349478
well like herman said we have to speak with ma'khtar about it wether we go in there or not

>>4349485

Certainly. But imagine we get our hands on a limpy zomgob. We can test its strenght - its behavior - its durability. Might be handy experience before we go to the necromancer again.

>>4349502
>We can test its strenght - its behavior - its durability. Might be handy experience
desu, the more i think about this, the more i remmember and see this as a bad idea.
we were told they are dawn of the dead/ Ravenloft style zombies... the undead just keep standin back up
and then the other anon is also right, with our stuff gone with the upper floors.

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>>4349423
So much this
>>4349452
Based. Also Jade and Emerald. We have to fight the coomers. One moment were attacking Kobolds without asking and they kill half our party the next were simping for them.

>>4349407
This scares me a lot. Who knows what Grigger shit the coomers will pull knowing this. I think we have to friend zone her Anons, for her sake

>>4349464
We don't really need our old equipment, Herman gave us better shit. We could carry it until we sell it, but that's not worth doing either. If we explore, we do it to find the kids

>>4349403
We need to ask the Khajit if she can read the book out to us instead of teaching us to read, which we can do with Jade. she's just a friend . We need to do this sooner rather than later so we can level our int without putting points in and magic. Remember Herman said that the ground melting spell would be super useful for farms? This is finally Gobson's ticket off not being a grigger. He'll probably have to learn some other languages before he can start traveling on his own, but he'll finally get some respect.

What does Jade see in Gobson? All Gobson has done around her is simp nonstop so I hope to God it's not his personality

>>4349621
It was Bradley not Herman. Bradley know his shit. We should spend more time with him since he's so based. I thought he didn't want us around him because we're a goblin and would unsettle people he was talking to

>>4349612

Coomers vs virgins
We need to impregnate as much females as possible. We must go full dark side and find a way to lead our cursed gremgob sons. We can have a whole Kingdom to ourselves.
If we join the gremgobs the demon godess might even give our balls back.

>>4349412
>>4349414
>>4349417
>>4349417
>Let's camp normally

>>4349413
>Let’s go exploring for that loot

>>4349464
>>4349472
ask Ma'khtar about this possibility, like Herman said you should. since that's genuinely a good idea, she seems to be very experienced

>>4349621
>We need to ask the Khajit if she can read the book out to us instead of teaching us to read,

>>4349708
Green ID, Name BiT

Alright. Seems like anons want to ask Ma'khtar about it and camp normally.
>Roll me 5d100. (First roll +6 Willpower) (Four other rolls +9 Long Distance Running Medium)
(All the running you been doing allows you to have a easier time.)

+7 EXP 75/80 EXP Dealing with the Drake
It had like 290 HP. Also you still have the banked point, but to use that you need a safe place.

Rolled 84, 86, 95, 33, 81 = 379 (5d100)

>>4349718

Rolled 11, 34, 41, 30, 91 = 207 (5d100)

>>4349718

Rolled 63, 83, 35, 87, 99 = 367 (5d100)

>>4349718

Rolled 16, 91, 49, 88, 17 = 261 (5d100)

>>4349718

>>4349403
>that’s something for Jade to tell you, she was a crush on you Gobson.
We’re in boyos

>>4349621
grigga you out yo fuckin mind, she just said to learn it from jade and to talk to jade more, even if you want to keep her as a friend she isn’t this is our chance that we’re more than a simp.

Rolled 94, 67, 39, 42, 47 = 289 (5d100)

>>4349718

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>>4349726
>>4349731
>>4349732
>>4349754
>>4349836
>59, 94, 77, 69, 104 (Will roll passed)
With camp getting set up you think it’s best to speak with Ma'khtar it’s not just to maybe take a look at her without her armor you have some questions that she may be able to answer.

Gobson: “Hello Ma’khtar, the necromancer hideout is near here. It could house us for the night. I wanted to ask for your opinion.”
Ma'khtar: “Gobson it’s good that you asked me, the hideout could be filled with traps, and remaining undead. If the necromancer was smart they could have added bait to the lower levels of the tower inviting all sorts of underdark creatures to make it their new home. Add that in the fact they took the time leaving means little loot can be found, not really worth getting either poisoned or getting the undead disease. As it’s very unlikely you’ll find the cure all the way down here. Thank you for letting me know as it’s a direction where I can keep an eye on during my night shift.”

+20 Lust 95/100 (High lust affects Gobson’s mind)

Her words make sense, you just had to hold yourself back as you mind kept telling you to grab hold of her curved front breastplate and just rip it off her. You manually turn your head away from her fine form. Closing your eyes didn’t help get rid of the thoughts of the various pretty females you had the pleasure to talk to. You couldn’t stop thinking about the scales that the dragon has, it seems stronger if you just had a touch, maybe they cover a soft underside. What if that dragon just needed a goblin to clean under it’s scales and help feed her children?

You pop open your eyes and roll around on the blanket thinking of anything else, before the tiredness was too much you fell asleep. You allow someone else to take the first shift as your dreams were filled with female form. Exploring many different things you have yet to learn, like how a Dragogob would look like, how scaly creatures offspring look like, why that dragon didn’t let you hop on it and ride away back to it’s cave. Why doesn’t Ma'khtar allow you to see her undress.

* * *
Date: 9-4-2391
Day 4 of traveling

You keep yourself under control, as your mind is being attack by impure thoughts maybe some running were keep you on the path of being more than just a goblin that goes back to it’s rape nature.

Running didn’t help as you couldn’t stop staring at Ma'khtar behind as she moved, you had to move in front of her, and focus on something else. As you travel there is a Big Cat like creature with a stinger on its back. The Duergar lit up something it was carrying and foul smoke emitted from it. The creature only roared at the group as we passed by, it was known as a Manticore that normally is hostile on sight but takes great delight in toying with its prey. You are glad the Duergar is here even if he doesn’t talk.

(Cont)

>>4349855
As the manticore passed, you wonder if it wasn’t hostile, what if it just wanted to play and you get to feel it’s pretty fur. Maybe it'll feel like Ma'khtar fur too bad you won't be able to compare now that it’s gone, back into the shadows. You really got to do something about Ma'khtar your eyes seem to wander on their own, you have to force yourself to keep looking straight ahead.

With the place found for resting for the night, you get your distance from the female, the further away from her lovely scent and her so soft feeling fur is all you need to keep yourself under control right?

+2 EXP Willpower: 2 8/20
+7.5 EXP Level 4: Long distance running 7/20
+7.5 EXP Level 11: Rigid Leather 9.5/20

What do? (Could pick more than one if they don’t counter each other)
>Sleep that’ll work right?
>Clear your mind and meditation, you are above being a rape goblin
>Ask Maglum how far away are you for the fortress
>Sneak off where noone can see you and relieve some pressure.
>Take the first watch
>Take watch (1-4 Which?)
>Other

>>4349857
We should just go rub one out. Dont wanna fuck up the adventure by trying to rape.

>>4349857
>Meditate away the coomer thoughts
>Ask Malgum how far away you are from the fortress

>>4349857
>Clear your mind and meditation, you are above being a rape goblin
Oookay, we need to cool down before we interact with any more females.

>>4349863
+1

>>4349863
+1

>>4349863
+1

>>4349862
We should just go rub one out.

>>4349863
>>4349875
>>4349915
>>4349920
>Meditate away the coomer thoughts
>Ask Malgum how far away you are from the fortress

>>4349865
>Clear your mind and meditation, you are above being a rape goblin

Ask Maglum how far away the fortress is and meditate
>Roll me 1d100+8. Bo3 (Mediation)

Rolled 96 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>4349923

Rolled 91 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>4349923

Rolled 93 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>4349923

Rolled 95 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>4349923

>>4349925
>>4349928

nice rolls for once. as always when rolling to contain

>>4349925
>>4349928
>>4349929
>>4349930
WHAT THE FUCK, I THINK WE ACHIEVED NIRVANA

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>>4349934
Perish the coomer thought.

>>4349934
I guess Gobson is the Buddha of Gobs.

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>>4349925
>>4349928
>>4349929
>>4349930
>104
With all this impure thoughts that need to be cleaned you found a quiet place to rest. Away from the camp while still being able to see it you sit down on the ground and begin clearing your mind. Any impure thought gets thrown out, you only let in thoughts you deem worthy to stay. Slowly but surely you began to get rid of the thoughts that race through your head, one by one they are reviewed and removed by you. You must be getting better at this, after getting rid of the thoughts you return level headed.

-95 Lust: Lust 0/100

Your thoughts are back to normal, no longer filled with a need to breed anything that moves. With a clear mind you call on Maglum seeking an audience He seems to pick up on the prayer and appear before you.

Gobson: “Maglum, thank you for appearing. I seek to know how many days we are from the fortress.”
Maglum: “If you keep the same speed you've been doing for the last three days, you’ll be there in three days. You’re making great time, and for good reason as the followers in the fortress seem to shift around almost daily. Anyway I bring some news, the gods are keeping an eye on you. So try to be on your best behavior, they are asking for updates to see how you handle the necromancer as it’ll be an important part of your defense I have for you. Nothing to worry about, just don’t be a Grigger and everything will turn out fine.”
Gobson: “Thank you Maglum. I will take your words to heart, I trust you will help me on my journey as I try to right my wrongs. May we speak again after a successful quest.” With that he was gone in a puff. You’re not sure what he meant by defense, but you’ll take one day at a time being a better goblin.

You greet the boys as they lay on their blankets, Prot now spots two black eyes. He didn't seem to be in a bad mood about it as he keeps talking about Ma'khtar. Bits talked about what the others were doing, he lets you know he would like to learn some magic after hearing Bradley talking about tilling earth. He brings up a good point, it would bring some easy money just tilling some ground and getting paid for it. You get to practice the magic, and the farmer has more hours of the day to do something else. For a few copper just for saying some words, you wonder why not everyone learns magic. A thought for another day as you fall asleep.

You awoke from your sleep to Bits screaming about spiders, but with the Duergar in the party it stayed away after he painted a symbol on the campsite and said a few words. With no threat you fall back asleep.

(Cont)

>>4350004
* * *
Date: 9-4-2391
Day 4 of traveling

With how easy keeping up seems to be, you wake up just in time to do something before the camp is all packed up and ready to go. Ma'khtar should know the fortress is 3 days away if she talked with the purple dwarf. Just three more days of travel and the fortress will be in sight.

What do? (Pick one or more)
>To the fortress (Time skip 12 rolls)
>Just travel
>Ask Ma’khtar for her master plan on what to do once the fortress is reached. And the roles the goblins will play
>Ask Prot why he keeps spying on Ma’khtar just to get another black eye
>Ask Bits why he’s leaving drawings of Centaurs everytime you stay to camp
>Watch the Duergar as he cleans his steed
>Other

>Ask Ma’khtar for her master plan on what to do once the fortress is reached. And the roles the goblins will play
>Ask Prot why he keeps spying on Ma’khtar just to get another black eye
>Ask Bits why he’s leaving drawings of Centaurs everytime you stay to camp
>Watch the Duergar as he cleans his steed

>>4350006
>Ask Ma’khtar for her master plan on what to do once the fortress is reached. And the roles the goblins will play
>Ask Prot why he keeps spying on Ma’khtar just to get another black eye
>Ask Bits why he’s leaving drawings of Centaurs everytime you stay to camp
>Ask Jade why she wears gold rings on her horn and tail

>>4350006
>Ask Ma’khtar for her master plan on what to do once the fortress is reached. And the roles the goblins will play
>Ask Prot why he keeps spying on Ma’khtar just to get another black eye
>Ask Bits why he’s leaving drawings of Centaurs everytime you stay to camp
>Watch the Duergar as he cleans his steed
>Talk with Ria about his Drow coomer problem. We've recently enlightened ourselves maybe we can help him stop having coomer thoughts about drows

>>4350004
>>4350006
>Shout QM I WANT TO LEARN MAGIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>4349938
Based

>>4349810
Why TF should we wait to learn magic. This is fucking magic we're talking about. WHY ON EARTH would you put off learning that. It could literally save our lives ffs. We'd never have to jump down 20 fucking stories again if we can use magic. Seriously anon come on. Jade is also 20x our age I'll remind you.

First message was a joke
>Do everything plus try to talk to the Duergar and ask Khajit if she will read out the book to you and Gobson will learn reading from Jade after the adventure
>Learn magic
>Teach the boys magic
>Open up a farming for hire business called Gib6son and the boys
>Profit

This is literally it anons. We'd be rich and powerful.

>>4350019
Support, add this to the
>do everything plus
if my post wins the vote
>>4350024

>>4350024
What??? This is what happens when you speed read, Khajit said she wouldn't teach us to read, and that we should ask Jade to teach us. It's three birds one stone.
>Jade teaches us to read Dragonic and Humie
>We learn magic
>We get closer to Jade
I don't know why you hate the idea of us being close with Jade so much, saying shit like 'we should friendzone her for her on good', fuck that shit dude.

>My question to anons that think so far in the future: Why?
I could understand thinking a week or two weeks. But literally doing stuff that will take longer than our current age.
>Problem with farming business: Most business will come from work in the spring. Finding people willing to pay goblins.

Magic is cool and all that but how about we talk with a magic user to learn some better spells
>>4350019
+1

>>4350019

>ask makhar for masterplan

>ask makhar more about druegar, language etc.
>ask prot why he keeps spying (and tell him to stop)
>watch druegar clean lizard

>>4349971
In a past thread, I joked that Gobson will be a Gobdi. it remains to b seen whether that means a goblin Ghandi or goblin Mahdi if we ever fail, and give in to the Coombrain rape goblin eugenics[\spoiler]

>>4350073
>>4350075
We can't learn magic if we can't read, Ma'khtar isn't willing to teach us to read. I don't know many times I have to remind anons of this

>>4350010
>>4350017
>>4350019
>>4350030
>>4350073
>Ask Ma’khtar for her master plan on what to do once the fortress is reached. And the roles the goblins will play
>Ask Prot why he keeps spying on Ma’khtar just to get another black eye
>Ask Bits why he’s leaving drawings of Centaurs everytime you stay to camp
>Watch the Duergar as he cleans his steed

>>4350019
>Talk with Ria about his Drow coomer problem. We've recently enlightened ourselves maybe we can help him stop having coomer thoughts about drows

>>4350075
>ask makhar more about druegar, language etc.
>ask prot why he keeps spying (and tell him to stop)

Gobson is going to do some things. Let's see how traveling goes.
>Roll me 4d100+9. Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (+9 Long Distance Running Medium)

Rolled 62, 4, 7, 52 + 9 = 134 (4d100 + 9)

>>4350103

Rolled 5, 100, 72, 65 + 9 = 251 (4d100 + 9)

>>4350103

Rolled 17, 87, 45, 96 + 9 = 254 (4d100 + 9)

>>4350103

Rolled 12, 57, 79, 10 + 9 = 167 (4d100 + 9)

>>4350103

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>>4350112
>>4350114
>>4350115
>>4350117
>49, 100, 68, 90
The morning at least that’s what time you think it is. Already you have alot to do so little time, the most important is finding out what’s the plan once the fortress is reached. You gather up the boys and speak with the cat.

Gobson: “Hey Ma'khtar, what’s the plan once we reach the fortress? What are we supposed to do to help you find that necromancer?”
Ma'khtar: “The fortress itself will be far too dangerous for goblins to roam around, so I don’t expect you to go alone. You'll have to go all three of you or risk getting hammered and enslaved. I have made some plans depending on what is found in the fortress to allow me to explain each to you.”

Plan 1: Goblins will stay in a rented out room while Ma'khtar figure out where the necromancer is, set up a meeting with her. All the goblins have to do is tell her where the necromancer could be in the city while she gathers the information and does everything.

Plan 2: Goblins will help a bit, Gobson finds one of the kids that is a follower of Maglum get the location of the necromancer and allow Ma'khtar to take over the rest setting up a meeting with the necromancer.

Plan 3: Goblins will be defenseless and act like goblin slaves that escape their master and try to join up the necromancer. Gobson will not be part of the plan as most goblins know how he looks like and will raise suspicion. Once they know the location Ma'khtar sets up a meeting and takes the goblins back.

She lets you know that she is limiting the goblins in the plans due to the fact that she doesn't want to see any goblin harm as the necromancer is very powerful. The Dwarves while throwing rocks at the tower told some powers the necromancer has like being able to summon up creatures making anyone blind or what her did to you making you forget everything you talked with her about. With that explained you have some talking to do with the boys. You let her finish packing up.

+25 Lust: Lust 25/100

Gobson: “Prot why do you keep spying on her? Is two black eyes not enough? You want a third.”
Prot: “Gobson you don’t understand what it’s like to be in love, yet denied due to being a goblin. I only wish for my own cat mate to purr me to sleep after a long tiring day. Her fur Gobson is so soft-.”

Ma'khtar: “Let’s move out everyone.” Seems like you don’t have enough time to do everything you wanted to do. No matter you could just talk with Bits and the Duergar cleans his steed before it’s time to rest.

Keeping up with the party was easy, you took an easy start, but really powered through and passed Ma'khtar before she jogged past you. Even at your fastest you are not faster than her, must be the legs soon you’ll be taller. You saw Soul and Maglum size.

(Cont)

>>4350233
While traveling you encounter large snakes slithering on the road, but once again after some bait is tossed the snake is gone from the path and travel keeps going. Seems like so many things that would have been battles are not with the Duergar helping. After another long hours of travel later, you stop for the night. You catch Bits drawing a Centaur.

Gobson: “Bits why do you leave drawings of Centaurs every time we camp/”
Bits: “You know I like art, it calms me down and helps me relax. It lets travelers know what a centaur looks like, they may never see one down here, but my drawing will allow them to see the beauty of them.”
Gobson: “But Bits, none of us goblins have seen a Centaur. Maybe you’re right, maybe some things are different.”
Bits: “Maybe not while I was awake. But I can see them in my dreams. I talk with one using my drawings to get my message across as she doesn’t know Gob and I don’t know Centaur. With each day I practice, the more knowledge of what I can draw increases. Maybe someday I’ll get to meet her while awake.
Gobson: “A nice thought Bits, maybe we’ll see a Centaur together all of us goblins.”

With the talk with boys over with, you find out each of them likes different races, Bits with his Centaurs, Prot with his Cat people. That leaves you thinking, do you focus on one unique part or just accept what arrives, have you found the race you like or are you still looking for it? What you do now is watch the Duergar as he cleans his scaly steed. He stares at you as he uses a brush on it’s scales. He says some words to you for the first time.

Duergar: “If you’re going to stare, how about you help. Clean my serpentus’ slit.” You’re not sure by his tone how he meant it, it was flat, all the words using the same tone sounded dead.

+9 EXP Level 11: Rigid Leather 18.5/20
+9 EXP Level 4: Long distance running 16/20

What do?
>Help clean it
>Decline and go to sleep. (Time Skip 8 Rolls)
>Other

>>4350235

>Help clean it

Pick up the mug grigger 2.0

>>4350235
> Help clean it

>>4350235
>Help clean it

>>4350235
>what is a slit

we are going in GAY territory why the fuck are anons ok with this
where the fuck is the others this faggots are just 1IDs

>>4350235
>Decline and go to sleep

>>4350235
>Help clean it

>>4350240
>>4350280
>>4350292
>>4350612
>Help clean it

>>4350569
>what is a slit

>>4350597
>Decline and go to sleep

Gobson is helpful goblin.
>Roll me 5d100. Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (+6 Animal Handling +9 Long Distance Running Medium)

Rolled 85, 57, 74, 56, 14 = 286 (5d100)

>>4350634
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 49, 80, 61, 51, 1 = 242 (5d100)

>>4350634

Rolled 88, 35, 90, 51 + 15 = 279 (4d100 + 15)

>>4350634

>>4350656
NOT AGAIN

>>4350658
You missed a die

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4350658
>>4350672
oops

anyways qm what about wheres that meditation exp

>>4350846
Forgot to include it in the thread.
+5 EXP Level 3: Meditating 2/20
+5 EXP Willpower: 2 12/20
Willpower 7 EXP away from leveling up
Encounter with Drake +7 EXP 7 6/80 EXP to level up

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>>4350638
>>4350656
>>4350658
>93, 78, 91, 63, 1

Gobson: “Sure. What do I need to do?”
Duergar: “Take this soapy rag and clean the underside of my steed.” He tosses you a wet rag that was in the inside of the bucket, you catch it and get closer to the beast. As you get closer you take a closer look at the beast, it has features of a horse, but it has green scales like a serpent. A snakelike tail, with a head of a lizard. There is no hair like a horse, but rather a long reptilian fin. No hooves, but instead lizard-like feet.

You could see that the creature is well maintained and almost no cleaning is needed as you clean the exterior of the long, narrow opening. The inside of which didn’t seem to need to be clean, so you only work on the outside. Even with a strange goblin cleaning the beast it seems well trained. You were able to figure out it’s a male by sight and not by feel. After making sure you got everything you return the rag to the bucket. The purple dwarf examines your work and says some words.

Duergar: “Good work, if you were my slave, I would give you the perfect job suited to your small hands.”
Gobson: “Thank you.” You think that was a compliment or the best one you could get from the Duergar as you walk away to go to sleep to rest for the next day.

* * *
Date: 9-5-2391
Day 5 of traveling

After another day of traveling, you check how much food you have left and you have 3 pounds of cheese and 5 pounds of hardtack. The cheese given to you by the others after they split up their remaining cheese. As for the jerked beef Ria took a pound of it from your backpack before you gave it away and is hoarding the last of it. Says that he needs it for life as he can’t eat anything else. You gather up your equipment and head off.

The traveling was a breeze, there were no sightings of monsters, or creatures of any kind as you kept up with the group. That is until your shoe rope becomes undone, you bend over and using your rope skills make a knot on it. Standing back up you notice the others are not with you. No problem as you just start jogging hoping to keep up, you keep going but don’t see them until a flame catches your eye.

Walking through it may lead you to your friends, once through the wide passageway you hear a large stone behind you fall. Looking behind you notice the way you came in is blocked. You start feeling very hot inside this place, there must be something about it, it seems built not natural. The stones look like they're made from the material dwarves use to make their stone shops and buildings. The floor itself is different from the normal black ground, looks like cut stones covering the ground.

You don’t hear anything but the sound of the fire, and three deadends. A crude wooden door, and a hallway that still needs to be explored. You feel like you’re being watched as you take out your shield and axe.

(Cont)

>>4350875
+2 EXP Level 0: Animal Handling 4/5
+2 EXP Level 1: Gender on Scale 5/10
+4.5 EXP Level 12: Rigid Leather 3/20
+4.5 EXP Level 5: Long distance running 0.5/20
+1 EXP Level 1: Use Rope 1.5/10

What do?
>Open door, break it open if it doesn’t open
>Wait for someone to save you
>Use fire on wooden door, maybe there don’t be so much smoke
>Go down the hallway
>Other

>>4350878
lets hope nothing bad happens
>check and open the door if its locked leave it be
>if doors locked take the torch and go down the hallway
>be alert

>>4350891
+1

>>4350891
>>4350928
>>check and open the door if its locked leave it be
>>if doors locked take the torch and go down the hallway
>>be alert

>Roll me 1d100. Bo3 (Alertness)

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4350959

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4350959

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4350959
I got this

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>>4350963
>>4350990
>>4351003
>56
You take the torch that is burning, you put two and two together and know that if this torch was burning on it’s own it would have burned out long ago. It must have recently been lit up by a creature that is not scared of fire, and has the intelligence enough to create a fire.

You go down to the door and test it, it’s stuck, it can’t be open as it’s jammed in the doorway. You keep a look out as you go down the hallway. You see another deadend at the end of the hall. The other passageway has a hole going like more than 2 stories down. At the other end of the hole seems to be a figure.

You shine your light to light up the figure you see. It's a large man with large muscles and the head of a bull. It stares at you with dead eyes, unmoving. Just standing there menacingly on the other side of the pit You think it’s not a statue, maybe it’s the thing that trapped you here. You don't feel safe as he stares at you.

+1 EXP Level 0: Alertness 2.5/5

What do?
>Drop torch and sling it!
>Try to talk with it
>Run Away down the other passageway
>Other

>>4351025
>Run Away down the other passageway

Let's check all the rooms see what threats each one has then decide what we want to do.

>>4351025
this is just great
>Try to talk with it
>go to the other passageway
lets hope that the other passageway doesn't lead to the minotaur if it does lead to it lets go straight to the door and break it down

>>4351025
>Sling it!

>>4351030
>Run Away down the other passageway (No Attack)

>>4351036
>Try to talk with it
>go to the other passageway (No Attack)

>>4351060
>Sling it! (Attack)

Gobson will not instantly attack the figure and will try to talk with it than go down another passageway.
>Roll me 1d100+6 Bo3 (Alertness)

Rolled 52 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>4351102

Rolled 68 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>4351102

Rolled 82 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>4351102

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>>4350036
I read it three times to make sure. She said that we should learn to READ with Jade because she has a crush on Gobson. Nothing about her refusing to teach us magic. daddy QM is blueballing us for learning magic
I also said that if we get too close to her the coomers will try to pull something with her and ruin our relationship. Hence staying as friends.
Learning magic has long and short term benefits, we just don't know all the short term ones because we don't know any magic. Everything we know about magic we've learned second hand and in a very limited amount. Needless to say, it would give us much more options when we crit fail or end up in a bad position.

Also, to be clear, we're not going to become a monk or anything, but we'll pick our mates wisely. Doing otherwise will be a grigger move and we've come too far to give it all up now.

>>4350656
The more we roll the more likely we roll a 1 unfortunately
>Hope the Minotaur is friendly
It's all we can do now frens. We always have the Maglum save if things go really badly. QM what were the options for the side abilities? Did we get any new ones?
>>4350572
Uh oh. I don't understand why working with animals develops Gobson's sexual Identity, but most certainly isn't good. Either he ends up bi or becomes some kind of furry. At that point anons we might have to make Gobson kill himself, he'll never come back from that. Ever.

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>>4351104
>>4351105
>>4351107
>88
Gobson: “Hello do you speak Gob.” Is what you say to the figure,” All it does it move it’s upper body to face you. His eyes looked at you and with a heavy snort started to speak.
Bull human?: “Give me a show, and I’ll give you a death filled with glory.“ Was all he said as he stepped back into the shadows and disappeared into the corner.

With a feeling of unease you go down the hallway to look for the way out, after checking out another deadend you go down the only path you have yet to take. The hallway you look has burning torches all lined up through the corridor. Before you can even see what is at the end of this corridor you smell it. It had the stench of the dead, smelling of rotting meat, is a standing figure yet unaware of you presence as it stares at the wall.

It has very long and sharp looking claws, it’s flesh is coming off him in pieces as you can see some exposed bone and the ribs. You see it clawing at the walls, you feel like this is one of those undead Star talked about. You’re unsure which one could it be, you just know you should stay away from it, either having to kill it because if you don’t it’s going to follow you through this maze.

+1.5 EXP Level 0: Alertness 4/5
Undead didn't detect Gobson yet.

What do?
>Sling it from this distance (+28 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers, -40 since long range)
>Get just a bit closer, than sling it (2 Squares move up) (Sneak) (+68 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)
>Axe it a question (+88 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)
>Maybe I can get through without it sensing I’m alive? (Sneak past it, keeping it 'alive'
>Other

>>4351137
>Axe it a question (+88 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)

Remember to chop it into pieces so that it has to take a longer time to reform.

>>4351137
>Axe it a question (+88 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)
take his limbs away and cut his head in half
>>4351135
more like having a fetish for bestiality and possibly teratophilia

>>4351135
>Nothing about her refusing to teach us magic
what, ok ok ok. You can stop pretending now anon, you're pretending, right? I'm just going to link a previous post, and you're going think long and hard about what you just said.
>>4350092
> if we get too close to her the coomers will try to pull something with her and ruin our relationship
How so? What are you so scared of them doing? Huh? We've fucked up more than I can count in front of Jade and she still doesn't give a shit, she still likes and trusts us. I seriously doubt we'll fuck up so tremendously that we'll outright destroy our current relationship with her.

I want to learn magic as much as the next guy but what you're suggesting is counter-intuitive it just seems like you're trying your best to keep us away from that sweet kobold cloaca. This is not very cash money anon, not cash money at all.

>>4351137
>Axe it a question (+88 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)
Chop it up and then burn it with the torch. Fire kills the undead, right?

>>4351135
>I don't understand why working with animals develops Gobson's sexual Identity
It didn't, he just cleaned the animal. Lust is used to notify what changes him one way or another. It's not just one action turn him this or that. Take for example your goblin friends they also get affected by the things they do, see or hear about. Bits never heard about Centaurs until Gobson talked about it.

>QM what were the options for the side abilities? Did we get any new ones?
Yeah, Sling boys, and long distance running. maybe something for armor since you guys are basically just almost away from the max Armor modifier you can have with the armor. (Current +9, max is +12 due to DEX being 4). Because you guys don't take the easy way out to reduce lust. Maybe something to stop lust once in a while or help bring it down. Axe will be a side ability. You can keep banking points or stack points up into one thing.

>>4349267
>Anons/QM can someone explain to me why Herman got so mad at us? He asked us to set up a meeting, how else were we supposed to do it?
He got mad because he wanted information with the necromancer, Gobson messed it up, by revealing the Dwarves. Telling the necromancer about the Dwarves is basically what failed setting up the meeting. In the necromancer letter it explained that "you don’t fuck with Dwarves or Ber." That she was willing to just leave because Dwarves don't fuck around when it comes to war.

>>4351138
>>4351141
>>4351155
>Axe it a question (+88 Surprise Attack and all other modifiers)

You're going to use your Axe and Axe it a question. Hopefully one that kills it in one swing
>Roll me 2d50+88. Bo3 (Surprise Attack)

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Rolled 11, 25 + 88 = 124 (2d50 + 88)

>>4351157
>she
>>4351159

Rolled 39, 41 + 88 = 168 (2d50 + 88)

>>4351159
Nat 1 quest ends

Rolled 8, 3 + 88 = 99 (2d50 + 88)

>>4351159

Someone roll me a CRIT for Gobson
>Roll 1d100.

>>4351163
Welp, I think I'm done rolling for the day.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4351164
check this shit roll

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>>4351161
>>4351162
>>4351163
>>4351166
Gobson
>168 34 Damage Dealt (HIT/CRIT)
VS
Undead
>”Killed”

Combat Started
Combat Over
Gobson: HP 55/55
Unknown Undead HP: Pretty damn low in the Negatives/25

You slowly place the torch on the ground as you ready yourself to take this Undead down in one swing. You close your fist tightly on the handle of your axe, you check to see your shoes are tied once you see that nothing could go work and you sneak closer to the creature. Then you sprint after it with all your speed, as it turns you swing your engraved axe across one of its arms. Cutting it completely off, with just that attack it falls to the ground “dead”.

But you know the truth about the undead they are not killed unless you burn the body. You take a look around the place and see that it’s indeed closed off. Lighting a body on fire here could mean smoke, and without any place for the smoke to go you may have to breathe in the smoke and you know that’s not good as it’s not good air. Bits was the one who explained the magic of fire to you, back in the old nest.

You do the next best thing, cutting off it’s limbs and smashing it’s head open. You hope that will last for a long while. Maybe you can do something else to the body before you keep heading deeper through the passages this maze seems to hold. You just know you don’t want to touch the thing, who knows what it can have.

+1 EXP Level 5: Axe 5/10
+4 EXP Current 0/160 EXP LEVEL UP!

What do? (You will keep heading through the hallways with each choice. Unless you want to do something different.)
>Leave the body
>Watch the body from a distance seeing how long it takes for a piece of it start to form back. Getting a better understanding of how long it would take to reform
>Burn the body, you don’t know how long you’re going to be in here, better to have nothing coming from behind
>Other

>>4351177
>Burn the body, you don’t know how long you’re going to be in here, better to have nothing coming from behind
lets go

>>4351177
>Leave the body

GTFO of this situation is the most important thing. I don't want the minotaur to try anything, we definitely are not tough enough to beat a minotaur.

>>4351177

>Leave the body