OH SHIT NIGGA, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!But uh that's gonna be put on hold right now. Since you're island is currently experiencing the Mechapocalypse - and while you and your siblings were attacking the mech factory where the rogue mechs are coming from it exploded and a giant pillar of energy bursts forth from its depths, scattering your army all over the place.What do
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4305937punch self in face
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4305937Regroup with your siblings!
Rolled 90 (1d100)Walk the dinosaur
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4305943+1 But more style!
>>4305943Unfortunately the dinosaur was caught in the blast
>>4305951fuck ... i guess investigate.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4305951damn>>4305942we gotta form a battleplan
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4305959>>4305951
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4305951regroup >>4305959 also this
>>4305961"Sis! Get outta there! Something's coming out of that energy pillar thing!" you younger brother calls over the comms
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4305978Run Forrest, run!!!
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4305982big bad evil reveals itself
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4305983+1
>>4305983My god, the great evil, the terrible destroyer
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4305993hey, that's just todd howard coming here to steal our budget, OPreveal the giant mech monstrosity that we're actually fighting
>>4305994It seems to have given itself wings
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4306002well, shitnow it can fly
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4306002who do we have with us
Rolled 5 (1d9)>>4306004With the explosion scattering everyone around, you're the closest to [my roll number] of your siblings!Pick which ones it is
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4306012Quattro, Rasputin/Boy, Chosen One, Lilly, VP
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4306014random?
>>4306020well, I would've put Marian in there, but he's hiding
>>4306023Why would you
>>4306014Is this your final decision
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4306037let's do it
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4306037yeah
>>4306039>>4306041You find these guys to be the nearest to your position after the explosion."You okay sis?"
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4306043completely fine, not angry or anything at marian for being the worst idiot to ever exist
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4306043Yeah, just ANGRY at MARIAN
>>4306048MEANWHILE, AT MARIAN'S COZY VACATION LODGE/SAFEHOUSE"boy, there goes those chills down my spine again. Dunno why do they keep coming"
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4306055Back to business. Ask VP what some of the weakpoints of the giant mech are.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4306055>>4306061
>>4306061"Honestly....I uh, haven't figured that one out yet. This design is not on any of our databases...nottheonesihaveaccesstoanyway. So currently the GSG are trying to research it"
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4306066Did you also know about marian's backup servvers for clippy or whatever his name is?
>>4306067"One is definitely right under the GSG skyscraper. There's at least 2 more but Marian deliberately kept those as secrets to everyone but himself"
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4306072...how did you even know they existed to begin with
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4306072I think the back up servers should be linked through a network, we should be able to find out where the other two locations are even without Marian.
>>4306073"Sometimes I go through his computer to check if he downloaded any malware lately."
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4306076>>4306074Also it would have been a real help if you told us like before the Mechapocalypse
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4306076He's dumb enough to still get malware?>>4306074
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4306079it's fine, VPLet's just find a way to stop this giant mech monstrosity now!
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4306079Anyway, they should be linked, otherwise clippy wouldn't have easily taken over the whole GSG so easily
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4306082"Yeah"Speaking of which, it seems to have detected you. ROLL 2d100
Rolled 47, 26 = 73 (2d100)>>4306083>natural 100fuck off clippy
Rolled 69, 53 = 122 (2d100)>>4306083nigga we ain't winning that
>>4306086Unfortunately the monstrosity blows up the structure you were hiding under
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4306091just fucking run, not even Rasputin could deal with a bastard like that
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4306091Spread out and start attacking it from all angles!
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4306094IT OPENS ITS STOMACH MOUTH AND FIRES OFF ENERGY BEAMS ALL AROUND IT TO COUNTER YOUR MULTI ANGLED ATTACK!ROLL 2D120It has a +50 bonusYou have a +20
Rolled 8, 27 = 35 (2d100)>>4306102THIS IS EASY COME ON SIBLINGSURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Rolled 34, 19 = 53 (2d100)>>4306102
Rolled 56, 6 = 62 (2d120)>>4306102>>4306104>2d120oh wait
Rolled 8, 96 = 104 (2d120)>>4306102HOLD UP NIGGA 2d120
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4306112We can't beat him on equal footing!We need to find a way to depower him before he wrecks the whole island and grabs Marian!
>>4306113"PERHAPS IT'S TIME FOR A TACTICAL RETREAT"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4306119Retreat to Marian's Tower! We can get the first backup server that way!
>>4306122You head for Marian's tower! And I gotta go take care of some shit irl! So uh, thread will continue a bit later. toodles
>>4306127come back soon, OPhope fully within 2 hours
shieeet, guess nobody's up
>>4306298fuck, missed it
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4306290Wake them posters up yourself.
>>4306301ssssh, don't disturb the sleeps
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4306302get woke up by money scent
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4306305yes, paid by clippy industries
>>4306306Sounds kinda like a scam, bro
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4306308a paper clip is always trustworthy
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>4306308Trust the clip!
>>4306310Well, if you say so, Marian.
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4306313now where's my genderbent action figures, clippy, you promised me them if I backed you up
>>4306314"All in due time, Marian. All in due time"
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4306318this will never go wrong ever and will not result in everyone hating me forever until the end of time
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4306320back to the island where everyone hates marian and wants to beat the shit out of him
>>4306321"Boy do I hate Marian right now""Wanna beat the shit outta him""You're off the hook for now, Quattro"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4306326Quattro is happy that he's not the second worst sibling ever right now
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4306331He didn't even ask who's the worst, because your hatred for Bobby outweighs everything
>>4306332MEANWHILE, INSIDE BOBBY'S CAGE:
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4306335Back to running to Marian's tower to find the backup server
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4306335They found the backup server... to Marian's porn stash.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4306336WATCHOUT FOR THE ENERGY BEAM BARRAGE!
Rolled 26, 54 = 80 (2d100)>>4306341
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4306351KEEP RUNNING
>>4306352Powering through the explosions, you and your entourage continues to run towards the tower.In contrast, OP cannot power through this current headache that just came for some reason and must apologize for ending things right now.Sorry anon
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4306358gosh darn it, OP can you power through it
>>4306359sadly no, I think it has something to do with the weather, sudden rain and temperature changes doesn't do me good
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4307509RUN
>>4307516OH shit it's directing any rogue USSR siege copter mechs left to come at yoU!
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4307519GODDAMN THAT FUCKING ASSHOILE OF A AI WON'T REST UNTIL WE'RE ALL DEADDOES OUR SONG WORK AGAINST MECHS
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4307522ROLL 1D100 TO FIND OUTmechs have +30 resistance
Rolled 45, 68 = 113 (2d100)>>4307525
>>4307526Your song wont work on these mechanical beings! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCKET
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4307530KICK IT OUT
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4307532ROLL 1D120
Rolled 29, 23 = 52 (2d100)>>4307539
>>4307541Messed up the timing on that one
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4307543get horribly pissed at all the things that happened to you today
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4307546RAAAAAGEEEEEE
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4307544THEy'RE TRYING TO KNOCK YOU OUT BEFORE YOU CAN TAP INTO YOUR RAGE! ROLL 1D120
Rolled 107, 73 = 180 (2d120)>>4307549
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4307558WHAT ARE YOU, COPTER-MECHS? SLAVES TO A MURDEROUS AI THAT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU, OR LOYAL MEN OF THE USSR?
>>4307559Technically, being robots. They;re not men. They're machines
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4307562MACHINES THEN
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4307563You make a compelling argument. Let's see how these bots respond with a d100
Rolled 79, 43 = 122 (2d100)>>4307567
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4307571"ATTACK MURDEROUS AI MECH"
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4307571We need some backup
>>4307573The murderous mech....murders your siege copter mechs. but at least it's a bit distracted
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4307584Get in the tower and search everywhere, also see if you can radio your other siblings to search for any hidden servers
Rolled 51, 18 = 69 (2d100)>>4307586Roll 2d100 to look for that hidden backup server with the first roll, second roll is for radio contact with the rest of your siblings
Rolled 36, 8 = 44 (2d100)>>4307590
Rolled 19, 26 = 45 (2d100)>>4307590Maybe
>>4307593Sadly you couldn't find shit. "Uh sis. We've managed to contact the rest of our forces"
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4307596great, at least we have that
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4307596"cool. Tell them I love them and they are doing their best"
>>4307599"They say thanks. And are planning an assault on that murderous mech to buy us time to do whatever we're doing"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4307602ask them how likely are they going to beat up marian after this
>>4307606"Yes. "Yes" was all they said"
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4307609K what's the plan? What do you need to not die n stuff
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4307609alright, share info with them about the mech and what it can do so that they don't get caught in its attackslet's see if the tower has any info about the mech
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4307609Good, now...the fuck do we do?
>>4307612I realize now I am very much not a leader and I'm glad my roll reflected this
>>4307612"Right away, sis.....Oh and Lilly, Luke asks how are you and also can he borrow your sword. The big one"With that done. You've ordered your entourage to begin their tasks. VP and Chosen One will start combing the GSG archives for any useful info. Rasputin and Boy will be on the lookout.Quattro has volunteered to find the hidden backup server himself
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4307618Quattro, whatever you do, DON'T DESTROY IT YET, we need to trace its connection and destroy the entire network if it has one
>>4307622"It's cool, I haven't even found it."
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4307626It's just a pre-emptive warning.taking bets on how he'll fuck it up
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4307626Let’s go go GOOOOOO!!!!
>>4307631"Alright, i'm going, i'm going. Jeez"
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4307633Hey look! A rock!
>>4307636Looks pretty suspicious
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4307641stare at rock to assert your dominance
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4307641Kick it
>>4307643Cheh, no way this puny rock can square up to the great Quattro!
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4307653Pick it up
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4307654Roll 1d100
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4307660
>>4307662A secret passage!
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4307673Go in to the secret passageit's marian's room
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4307673Go in— get Marian, and allow him to be assimilated into mech. Kind of want to see that happen...
>>4307675"MARIAN?!""QUATTRO?!""WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!""WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4307684Marian, you have to run! Clippy has turned out to be hostile and now all our siblings want to beat you up!
>>4307685"All part of the pl---I mean What?! Clippy's gone rogue?! This is uh, terrible Quattro! Good thing im safe down in my bunker safehouse retreat! Don't tell anybody I'm here"
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4307689WAIT WHAT PLAN.
>>4307690"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAHT PLAN. PLAN?! WHO HAS A PLAN?! NOT ME. YOU'RE TALKIN CRAZY QUATT"
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4307692Are you talking about the plan to stop Clippy from assimilating you completely and wiping out everyone in this plant?
>>4307693"Actually, it's called uniting---I mean, WHAT"
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4307694YOU KNOW TOO MUCH, MARIAN AND QUATTRO
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4307694ASSIMILATE!
>>4307696ASSASSIN BOT! WILL QUATTRO SURVIVE?! WILL MARIAN ESCAPE?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON: SKELETON ISLAND PART 11: QUATTRO QUEST: MARIAN EDITION : DELUXEat about same-ish time tomorrow. Toodles
>>4307702depends on whether quattro left his radio on
god, I want SS to give me a bonejob
>>4307706Refer to this pic then
sameish time has come
>>4308710It is not yet time. Wait for another day
>>4308718Is it time?
>>4309654OP probably fell on his bum again
>>4309731F for OP’s bum
hour-ish has passed
>>4309760Has it. Has it really
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4309765can we see whole class?
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4309765yes, it hasback to business of us dealing with assassin bot
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4309765yes, now back to Quattro and Marian screaming
>>4309767If you buy the DLC yes
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4309771>>4309769
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4309771>>4309770
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4309771Show us DLC infowhat is itdating sim?
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4309777back to marian and quattro
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4309777tell me more
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4309777>>4309779
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4309777>>4309779
>>4309780Well, the first you have to know is that this costs money
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4309786BACK TO MARIAN AND QUATTRO BEING KIDNAPPED
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4309786>>4309788GOD DAMNSTOP WASTING TIME WITH DLC
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4309786how much tho
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4309786Does it come with the +18 patch included or do we have to pay for it separatedly?
>>4309788"Kidnap?! Oh no no, you misunderstand. I'm not here to kidnap anybody"
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4309797he is stalling for time, punch his gears out of him
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4309797DO THE DRUNKEN FIST, QUATTRO!
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4309797Yeah, that's the OTHER bot
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4309799"In actuality I'm here to murder yo--"ROLL 2d100
Rolled 38, 31 = 69 (2d100)>>4309806aw shiee
Rolled 14, 19 = 33 (2d100)>>4309806URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 93, 94 = 187 (2d100)>>4309806fug
>>4309810jesus christ anon
>>4309810Noice one lad. Seems Boy might've actually helped Quattro regain mojo after all
>>4309810QUATTRO'S DRUNKEN FIST ROCKED THE ASSASSINBOT'S HEAD BACKWARDS! AN OPENING!
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4309816KEEP ATTACKING THAT TINCANQUATTRO IS THE BESTLONG LIVE QUATTRO
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4309816MARIAN, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO STRIKE!USE THE EYEBEAM
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4309816SNAP HIS HEAD OFF
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4309816Marian quickly hacks the bot ...with a high-powered laser to the face
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4309822ROLL 2d100
Rolled 26, 19 = 45 (2d100)>>4309834IT'S OVER
Rolled 70, 94 = 164 (2d100)>>4309834
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4309834Marian it's your chance not to be beaten up into a pulp by your siblings afterwards!
>>4309834>>4309838wrong dice but nevermind >>4309836we are on the rollwho bribed dicegod
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4309845Quattro and Marian form tag team
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4309850So now that we know clippy is a completely malevolent AI who just wants everything to himself, will you give the locations of the servers
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4309850acquire basic combo attack.marian joins the partynow he is forced to show you location of hidden backup server
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4309850Marian, you have to help us. Where's Clippy's other back up servers?
>>4309853"Or...I can do this"GASP
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4309857Marian can you stop being dissappointment already?
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4309857MARIAN???is this not another assassin bot?
>>4309859"Big talk coming from a guy that planned to nuke the island when he lost, Quattro. ALSO...."A. "I was aiming for the bot behind you" Marian says as he shoots another assassin bot sneaking up behind QuattroB. "I always hated your shitass BBQs" Marian says as he shoots Quattro in the faceC. "ur a faget" Marian devastates Quattro with a heinous mental attack
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4309865A.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4309865I drank something bad that day, honest.I think it was water.alsoA
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4309865A
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4309865A and that nuke was empty, plus it was Lillies idea
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4309878Marian, if you help us stop Clippy, you'll be redeemed in front of the family. You gotta tell us where the back up servers are!
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4309878>>4309880
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4309878Alriiight! Lets get that stupid server and stop world from being destroyed and you from getting assimilated so we can figure out how to convince the world that were evil!
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4309878you have a point there, not going to arguestill it's better to clean up the mess you started, look outside
>>4309881"Well one of them is hidden behind that wall over there. But since everything's going ass up, there's probably like, a horde of killer bots behind it too"
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4309890You and me bro, we can take em. Come on!
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4309890and the others?
>>4309893"They're at----" and then Marian disappears from this reality 5ever
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4309903well that doesn't make much sense.Unless clippy made time machine and sent terminator in past to elimnate skeletons
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4309903what?
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4309903Marian????The hell? Get the others to help bust down the wall so we can hack the back up server.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4309903Everyone follow him into that reality. This one's fucked anyway.
>>4309908To make Marian exist again. Buy the Green Unlives Matter DLC
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4309910damn it, OPhere, have my cash
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4309910ehnot really
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4309910Call Communist Overlords and tell them OP is doing capitalism
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4309910He wouldn't just stop existing. Digitised or assimilated, however...And/or in the alt-dimension for an impromptu meeting with alt-Betty
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4309926you can't argue that this made you to pop up back into existance again
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4309926Aw shit, reality shenanigans means Alt-Marian invades this universe with his flesh golem abomination army and they're clashing with Clippy
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4309933yea, you are not going run away from your responsobility
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4309933grab Marian and throw him at the wall hiding the the server room
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4309933ASSIMILATEYESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
>>4309938"Anyway, the other ones are hidden in--"BUT THEN SUDDENLY MECHANICAL TENTACLES BURST THROUGH THE WALLS, AIMING FOR MARIAN!
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4309946male skeleton robot tentacle playclippy is one hell of a pervet
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4309946DRUNKEN ROUNDHOUSE KICK THE TENTACLES AWAY!
>>4309948>100Is Quattro still Super-Saiyan or what
>>4309954dice god found his stash
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4309948CAN THE QUATT DO IT?!
Rolled 15, 94 = 109 (2d100)>>4309959AUTO WIN NIGGA
Rolled 37, 62 = 99 (2d100)>>4309959>1AmazingJust amazing
>>4309954 >>4309959 >>4309960 >>4309961I'll take that as HELL YES DAYMN
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4309970MARIAN, SHUT DOWN THE BACK UP SERVER NOW
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4309970>it's an escort mission>marian escort missionoh boyalso >>4309971
>>4309973MORE MECHANICAL MONSTERS BUST IN TO CAPTURE MARIAN!
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4309980DRUNKEN KI BLAST!
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4309980Not bipedal? laughable. Blast it into pieces.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4309982QUATTRO LETS LOOSE A KI BLAST
Rolled 1, 36 = 37 (2d100)>>4309988nyeh
Rolled 54, 100 = 154 (2d100)>>4309988HADOUKEN!
>>4309991>using the ex versionfucking scrub
>>4309991Something's wrong here. Quattro is doing good.Too good
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4309997he's empowered by saving his brother, obviouslyfamily is his specialty
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4309997I telling you, Dice god found his stash and now biased
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4309997Plot twist: Clippy also assimilates Quattro to neutralise him
>>4310003OH SHIT WATCHOUT
>>4310005"That's why I always told ya that retro games are the best, see what happens when you go next gen"yells quattro while doing another roundhouse kick
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4310005>>4310007fug
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4310005Quattro boosts Marian's laser by combining it with the energy from another ki blast"Marian if you sabotage this I'll kill you"
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4310005DRUNKEN TIME STOP
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4310005OUTTA LEFT FIELD, ZEBRA GETS ASSIMILATED INSTEAD
>>4310011Now that's a cool idea let's keep that one in reserve>>4310013LEL
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4310010"Nigga please. You're only so high and mighty because right now I'm the only one besides Bobby that is on Shotasniffer's hit list"
Rolled 19, 87 = 106 (2d100)>>4310017and whos fault is that
>>4310017Well, you're actually on everyone's
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4310026No one going to believe us that we actually wiped them out, ain't they?
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4310026>>4310027
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4310026Zebra gets assimilated instead for some reason>>4310027
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4310026Marian I can't drink booze if I'm a goddamn fax machine, we're gonna go destroy those backup servers NOW. Where are they?
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4310039come on Marian, let's take down these backup servers.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4310039Man, Lilly got off easy>>4310032
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4310039Ah well, lets destroy the server anyways
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4310039let's at least achieve objective
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4310048BRO HUG
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4310048do that
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4310048This >>4310049 but it goes terribly wrong for one of them
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4310054Oh were here!
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4310054back to our objective
>>4310056Quattro and Marian reaches the server room! Will they be able to succeed and redeem themselves, somewhat, in the eyes of their siblings?!Find out next time on Skeleton Island 2!Which is about 12-ish hours! See ya thenUpdates n shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4310059oh 12 hours?well alright, OP
>>4310059>participated in whole bread finally and witnessed Quattro being successfullthanks for bread OPit was a pleasure
>>4310063how 12-ish are you talking
>>4310804It hasn't even been 12 hours yet
>>4310851Hush... time is relative...
>>4310857From my perspective it has only been 1 hour
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4310947let's get back to the plot, OP
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4310960slap OP's hand awayyou're not taking away our money
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4310960go in the server room while OP realizes there's no money inside the wallet
>>4310965why is this thing full of secretly taken photos of betty
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4310971Quattro....
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4310971QUATTRO WHAT
>>4310975"THIS IS A JOKE POST AND IS NON CANON, SHUT UP"
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4310988Yeah, whatever, QuattroMarian, how's the server?
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4310988well betty is the best girlunderstandable
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4310990Let's see
Rolled 42, 100 = 142 (2d100)>>4310995good, I think
Rolled 31, 2 = 33 (2d100)>>4310995what do we need to roll tho
>>4310996Too good, in fact.It has transformed into its mech form to defend itself
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4311005god damn is everything Marian designs a fucking mech?DRUNKEN OPEN PALM
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4311005where is turn off button>>4311007>god damn is everything Marian designs a fucking mech?yes
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4311005it's also facing the other direction
>>4311009"Power button's like deep inside the ultra reinforced body armor. I put it there incase somebody tried to go in here and mess with it"
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4311016do you have the remote?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4311016>>4311018yeah, just turn it off, Marian
>>4311020"Why would I have a remote"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4311027because I can't imagine your lazy ass shutting it down manually
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4311027Is the mech separate from the server, please tell me it is
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4311033"Well, you se--"OH SHIT ROLL 2d100
Rolled 11, 2 = 13 (2d100)>>4311035rude
Rolled 98, 88 = 186 (2d100)>>4311035
>>4311037Amazing! The beam misses Marian!
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4311041OH, THIS SERVER IS GETTING BEAT DOWNQUATTRODRUNKEN OPEN PALM
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4311041It hits Quattro's afterimage, cause he is already dismantling server
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4311042CAN QUATTRO'S HOTSTREAK CONTINUE
Rolled 16, 41 = 57 (2d100)>>4311051Yes
Rolled 24, 26 = 50 (2d100)>>4311051seems like it can
>>4311055THE PALM STRIKE HITS THE MECH IN THE LEG! IT'S OFF BALANCE!
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4311063DRUNKEN DROPKICK TO KNOCK IT DOWN!
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4311063do 3 palm strike hit combo to air juggle mech
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4311066CAN HE DO IT?!
Rolled 85, 15 = 100 (2d100)>>4311081Believe in Quattro
Rolled 75, 73 = 148 (2d100)>>4311081HE DIDN'T ADD "DRUNKEN" TO IT, OP
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4311082THE SERVER MECH THEN SLAMS ITS METAL FIST DOWN UPON QUATTRO! CAN MARIAN RUN IN WITH A SAVE?
Rolled 6, 26 = 32 (2d100)>>4311092probably
Rolled 75, 42 = 117 (2d100)>>4311092MARIAN KNOWS THE SECRET WEAKSPOT OF THE SERVER MECH AFTER ALL!
>>4311095Marian has caused one of its arms to go haywire!
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4311100STOP PUNCHING YOURSELF SERVER
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4311100Quattro gets back and follows up with drunken' uppercut
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4311100DRUNKEN DROP KICK ATTEMPT ONCE MORE!
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4311103DRUNKEN UPPERCUT EHRE WE GO
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4311100The arm breaks off and fights independently
Rolled 10, 84 = 94 (2d100)>>4311106
Rolled 67, 36 = 103 (2d100)>>4311106nyeah
Rolled 64, 10 = 74 (2d100)>>4311106GODDAMNIT
Rolled 62, 60 = 122 (2d100)>>4311106Quattro is actually drinking with one hand while uppercutting with the other
>>4311108fug, page updated too slowly
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4311109QUATTRO IS KICKED INTO A WALL! WATCH OUT FOR ITS FOLLOWUP ATTACK!
Rolled 37, 49 = 86 (2d100)>>4311122Come on Quattro, you experienced success.You experienced failure.Your grow must be unshackled.
Rolled 45, 76 = 121 (2d100)>>4311122MARIAN PUTS UP AN ENERGY SHIELD TO PROTECT QUATTRO
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4311133do the nonletal combo attack to immobilize server
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4311133DRUNKEN DROP KICK WHILE MARIAN CONVERTS THE ENERGY FROM THE SHIELD INTO AN ENERGY FIST
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4311133Marian surely you have some way to hack into this thing and turn it off without destroying it
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4311139An energy fist, THAT WAS THEN USED TO LAUNCH QUATTRO TO GIVE HIS KICK AN EXTRA OOMPH. ROLL 2d100+10 bonus
Rolled 16, 33 = 49 (2d100)>>4311153AUTO WIN NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 3, 64 = 67 (2d100)>>4311153yey
Rolled 59, 88 = 147 (2d100)>>4311109>autowinrip
>>4311159The attack destroys one side of the Mech's body!
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4311165can we see turn off button from that hole we made?
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4311165NOW, MARIANGET INSIDE AND SHUT IT DOWN!
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4311168MARIAN CHARGES FORWARD! CAN HE SUCCEED?
Rolled 13, 34 = 47 (2d100)>>4311174MARRRRRRRIAAAAAAAAAN
Rolled 92, 80 = 172 (2d100)>>4311174
>>4311176Quattro and Marian is being competent. TOO competent. Clearly we have been transported into an alternate universe
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4311182just show us them winning, OPthey deserve it
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4311182They're not Bobby, OP
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4311182stop being mean OPmaybe they had personal grow offscreen
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4311189press it
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4311189doesn't look suspicious.which is suspicious.you sure it's not self detonate button?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4311189Push the button
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4311189Press "Shut down Server 1" to shut down server 1What could possiblai go wrong
>>4311191"Wellll, I don't reemember putting int a self destruct function"
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4311195just shut it down already
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4311195could it been modded by clippy tho?
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4311195press it, then jump out just in case
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4311198HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmRoll 2d100
Rolled 63, 25 = 88 (2d100)>>4311202IT'S A TRAP, MARIAN
Rolled 22, 14 = 36 (2d100)>>4311202GODDAMNIT WHY DID WE THINK
Rolled 76, 72 = 148 (2d100)>>4311202lol
>>4311203MECHANICAL RESTRAINTS APPEARS AND HOLD MARIAN DOWN! HE'S TRAPPED WITHIN THE MECH! IT THEN ENGAGES BOOSTER AND ZIPS AWAY!
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4311214Quattro to rescue!
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4311214JUMP AFTER IT AND GRAB ON, QUATTRO!
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4311214KICK ITS LEG
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4311216ROLL 2d100
Rolled 92, 33 = 125 (2d100)>>4311222
Rolled 74, 17 = 91 (2d100)>>4311222you can do it mah boy
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4311231Climb inside and save Marian!!!
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4311231climb up, Quattro! Get inside!
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4311231BREAK ITS LEG
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4311233ROLL 2d100You have a -10 malus
Rolled 79, 5 = 84 (2d100)>>4311238
Rolled 38, 65 = 103 (2d100)>>4311238just imagine that there is stash of booze inside
Rolled 99, 19 = 118 (2d100)>>4311238
Rolled 89, 88 = 177 (2d100)>>4311238C'mon natural 100
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4311241It's shaking too hard! Quattro can't ascend! It'll try to shake him off!ROLL 2d100You have a -10 malus
Rolled 71, 12 = 83 (2d100)>>4311247DRUNKEN GRIP
Rolled 97, 66 = 163 (2d100)>>4311247Ain't gonna happen, boyo
Rolled 88, 66 = 154 (2d100)>>4311247Just hang on and find out where it's taking him
OP is going to take a long look at his dice
>>4311250QUATTRO MANAGES TO HANG ON
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4311253this is nothing compared to walking on straight line when you are drunk to fool police officers
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4311253Climb while trying to break the mech's leg
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4311253CLIMB UP ONCE MORE WITH DRUNKEN GRIP!
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4311256AGAIN, ROLL 2d100You have a -10 malus
Rolled 70, 87 = 157 (2d100)>>4311264FEEL THE ALCOHOL INSIDE YOU, QUATTRO
Rolled 37, 13 = 50 (2d100)>>4311264I like these new dice
>>4311265LOOK AT YOUR DICE OP
Rolled 1197 (1d2500)>>4311267OKay sure. The mech now has a d2500
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4311271stop joking around, OPlet Quattro be competent
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4311271OP that's not a dice anymore, that's a sphereDice god will be sad
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4311271Well I guess forget about the leg-braking then and just hang on
>>4311276braking or breaking; either works
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4311277NOW, TO SAVE MARIAN!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4311277it has wheels down there? damn it.At least it's more stable now.climb inside
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4311277Okay just Ki-EMP it the fuck to death now then
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4311280ROLL 2d100 TO FLIP INSIDE-50000000000000000000000000 malus to Quattro.Or only -10, who knows
Rolled 97, 20 = 117 (2d100)>>4311283just let RNG flow, OP
Rolled 7, 85 = 92 (2d100)>>4311283DRUNKEN FLIP
Rolled 95, 90 = 185 (2d100)>>4311286USE YOUR KI ENERGY TO FLY AFTER IT, QUATTROWE HAVE TO CRASH INSIDE AND SAVE MARIAN
>>4311286>>4311287uh meant 1d100haha
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4311286>>4311287thataka self propelling farts
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4311286>>4311282
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4311287ROLL 2d100 -10 malus
Rolled 97, 84 = 181 (2d100)>>4311292BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>4311293Quattro got inside! Will he be able to save Marian?!Who knows! Find out in about, uh....3-4 hours. I gotta go....rethink my dice. Or sumthin. Yea.
>>4311293 >>4311294Dice God is way more chill now that he's a drunken communist
>>4311298dang it, OP
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4311298OP you are not going to fill your dice with lead, right?
>>4311302Me? Rigging dice? Using weighted dice? How absurd.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4311303just leave these dice here, don't worry, we'll look after them
Rolled 4622 (1d5000)>>4311304Sure. I'll be leaving my D5000 to be used for the final boss. Don't touch it
Rolled 4916 (1d5000)>>4311306why does it look like you, OP?anyway thanks for bread
>>4311306when you coming back, OP?
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4311384no running away from your duties, OP
>>4311385You can run away from anything if you're motivated enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qitn6FRc0oc
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4311386but plot, OP
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4311387amateur, that's not how you do it>>4311386Lure OP with cash
>>4311388in that case, he'll just get more pics of betty from quattro's wallet
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4311390Yes, and?
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4311402clippy cash
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4311402Reel Money(tm)
>>4311409>>4311410I'll have to think about it.For 30 moinutes
I was told there would be bread in here.
>>4311430people.... Also I thought the bread burned. Who FUCK is the bread magician making all this bread
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4311430>>4311432the bread magician obviously
>>4311433yea that makes sense. I answered my own question.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4311430limited edition bread with calcium
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4311436it has skyrim inside it, I bet
>>4311436Oh good - I got back in time to play Skyrim
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4311448back to our boneheads
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4311448Wo this bread magician is. Are they (((they))) pulling the strings in this adventure
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4311448The poak bun magician is better. Anyway where is this server/mech taking these skeledudes
>>4311454The mech bursts out of the underground and into the battle above! Due to the shit happening up here currently, nobody noticed it yet
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4311436Work your way into the button
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4311464By sheer chance the robo-server collides with the last remaining other server
>>4311473Indeed, they collide.....and combined to transform into an aircraft, giving them better speed to reach Clippy's main body
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4311481>>4311466
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4311481The skelebros fuck shit up inside said computer-aircraft
>>4311482Having just combined, the mecha has even more restraints inside!
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4311489just wreck it all and pilediver this thing into the ground
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4311489combine power with marian and>>4311483
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4311491Can Quattro and Marian break out of the restraints?!Roll 2d100Mech has +20 bonus
Rolled 27, 47 = 74 (2d100)>>4311495Not first Quattro's deal with wired controller mess
>>4311499Yea! Quattro has broken free!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4311504>QuattroWhat about Marian?
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4311504now plane transformer pilediver time I can settle on spiritual pilebunker in control centre
>>4311507Ah shit it's too far away. And Quattro's also falling towards the ground!
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4311509QUATTRO YOU IDIOT
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4311509spiritual drunken grapple hook the plane
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4311510CCAN THE QUATT BE SAVED BY A CONVENIENT PLOT EVENT?!ROLL 2d100
Rolled 11, 100 = 111 (2d100)>>4311513betty! You came!
>>4311515"Betty? The hell you talking about, Quattro? And where the fuck did you come from?! What are you doing up here?"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4311524Server's flying up with Marian inside!
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4311524Distract his attention from screaming Betty by explaining situation with marian and serverthat we need to pursue that plane thing
>>4311527"....Alright. Hang tight. We're going after it then"
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4311531wee haaaa
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4311531have vietnam flashback of your experience with Lilly's pets
>>4311532As Quattro is ferried by Luke on his magical skeledragon accross the sky towards the mecha plane, he realizes one things.Thread will now be over early due to OP's stomach problems. shit sorry
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4311539just channel your inner DnD player into you, QuattroThanks for bread OP, take care
>>4311539we doing another bread soon?
Maybe this time
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4315484those lines look thicker than usual
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4315486get back to plot
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4315491before the thicc skeletons get you
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4315493back to dragon rescue
>>4315494Luke and Quattro zips through the sky towards Marian
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4315498Looks like a third server is coming towards the aircraft as well
>>4315500All the Clippy parts are trying to merge with the main Clippy mech to become some sort of Prime Clippy
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4315508SHOOT IT DOWN
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4315508GET ME CLOSER, LUKE
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4315509Roll 2d100!
Rolled 28, 22 = 50 (2d100)>>4315514URAAAAAAAAAH!
Rolled 39, 80 = 119 (2d100)>>4315514
>>4315516YOu shot down the third server!
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4315517GET CLOSE
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4315517GET ME CLOSER SO I CAN JUMP ONTO THE SERVER AND SAVE MARIAN!
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4315520WATCH OUT FOR ITS TURRETS!ROLL 2d100It has a +20 bonus
Rolled 19, 54 = 73 (2d100)>>4315522
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4315529Now's your chance to jump in and save Marian! GO QUATTRO!
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4315529The laser gets redirected to the aircraft!
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4315531WILL IT HIT?\ROll 2d100+20 bonus for aircruft
Rolled 26, 94 = 120 (2d100)>>4315533sssshit
Rolled 94, 14 = 108 (2d100)>>4315533THING'S FAST AS FUCK BOY
>>4315534wow you did it
>>4315535>literally 1 second after
>>4315537can't be helped, but at least it makes the battle more interesting
>>4315535Didn't even scratch it
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4315541DO A SKELETAL DRAGON FIREBALL TO MAKE AN OPENING!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4315541What if we shoot the engine! Or tilt it so it flies towards the ground
>>4315543AND WHAT IF you give OP a million dollars?! Eh? Eh?
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4315544stop being a jew, OP
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4315544Nah, that would be capitalism and OP will be dragged off to super gulag and his money "confiscated"
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4315551>>4315542
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4315552ROll 2d100+20 bonus for aircroft
Rolled 90, 98 = 188 (2d100)>>4315558
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4315562JUMP IN NOW, QUATTRO!
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4315564ROll 2d100+20 bonus for aircreft
Rolled 38, 99 = 137 (2d100)>>4315570
>>4315571>99quattro becomes the bullet that shot down the aircraft
>>4315574i'm just here to save marian
>>4315571>>4315574Oh no, Quattro exploded so hard the aircraft exploded in a nuclear explosion, annihilating both it, Quattro and Marian. RIP
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4315578Luke salutes
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4315578come on be serious, OP
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4315581Now back to what actually happened
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4315581Wow Marian, its a miracle that me, Quattro, and you are not hurt in the slightest
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4315584Quick run inside!
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4315584Find Marian!
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4315587OH SHIT IT's THE SECURITY SYSTEM! ROLL 2d100
Rolled 43, 96 = 139 (2d100)>>4315590FUCK OFF
>>4315590NO PROBLEM FOR QUATTRODRUNKEN FIST!>>4315591good roll
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4315594BASH THEIR HEADS TOGETHER!
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4315596ROLL 2d100
Rolled 77, 60 = 137 (2d100)>>4315599
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4315606good job, Quattro!
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4315606Keep going!
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4315608Anyway keep rolling those dices cus more of em are coming
Rolled 34, 66 = 100 (2d100)>>4315611
Rolled 36, 18 = 54 (2d100)>>4315611Come on guys, this thing isn't THAT important you have to guard it so hard
Rolled 79, 71 = 150 (2d100)>>4315611
>>4315613my net's fucking up
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4315618enough to not see this >>4315614
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4315618>>4315614yeah, rewind it
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4315618>>4315614It really is
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4315625find the controls
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4315625find Marian!
>>4315626What you need to find is the forgiveness in your heart....for OP. Since my net's pretty shite now I'll have to suspend thread. Coniotnuing about same-ish time tomorrow
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4315632aw come on OPkeep going
>>4315632remember to pay OP for his budget to donate to virtual youtubers
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4315637believe in the power of RNG, OPyour internet is gonna come back within the next 30 minutes
>OP's internet can't handle Quattro successes
>>4315725Reality is falling apart as his images don't load properly for me either
>>4315735truly, a dark age
>>4315738But that looks so bright.Which would make sense for it being worse, cause Villains.
>>4316586That's why we're playing Commies.
>>4316586It's why this thing has the title of Skeleton ISland 2 instead of Skeleton Villains n shit
>>4316859Skeleton Island 2: It Was Supposed To Be About Being Villains But Then Shit Happened
>>4316859you ready, OP?
>>4316875I gotta fix my light, gimme an hour
>>4316878How many OPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>>4316878op got whacked by the light mafia
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4316921back to the plot
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4316921What has become of Marian
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4316928what the fuck, there's no way Marian got assimilated already
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4316928Kick it in the chest Quatt
>>4316929Damn, Quattro gettin tipsy
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4316933Let's find Marian and disable this server from the inside before it links up with Clippy.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4316933>>4316931
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4316934Continue your advance! Roll 2d100The defense system has +20 bonus
Rolled 51, 73 = 124 (2d100)>>4316937
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4316942Shout for Marian and see if he responds back
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4316943DOES HE?
Rolled 46, 17 = 63 (2d100)>>4316944BROTHERRRRRRRRRRR
Rolled 29, 96 = 125 (2d100)>>4316944HELLOOOOOO
>>4316945Marian doesn't respond, all Quattro found was the whirring of machinery as more bots come to attack him!
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4316950DRUNKEN FIST!
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4316950just kick their asses off
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4316952Quattro leaps into the fray!
Rolled 65, 10 = 75 (2d100)>>4316955
Rolled 62, 20 = 82 (2d100)>>4316955*screams in chinese*
>>4316957Oh shit. They were quicker and slashed Quattro multiple times!
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4316962dis is but a scratch
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4316962DRUNKEN TIMESTOP
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4316966ayo hol upI was hoping quattro would be able to unlock some sorta special ability
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4316966use your drunk dodging skill
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4316966options
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4316971back to game>>4316971
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4316976DRUNKEN COUNTER ATTACK!
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4316981ROLL
Rolled 62, 27 = 89 (2d100)>>4316982URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Rolled 35, 12 = 47 (2d100)>>4316982
Rolled 13, 29 = 42 (2d100)>>4316982
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4316993QUATTRO, YOU CAN'T KEEP ON TAKING A BEATING LIKE THIS! GET ANGRY!
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4316993Ki blast the whole damn plane
>>4316997"That's right Quattro! You need to become me again! I'm you from a few posts back when you didn't roll like ass!"
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4317001GO SUPER SAIYAN
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4317001Destroy bots without rolling like some form of butt
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4317004Of course you're not rolling. You're charging at them.Now roll the dice
Rolled 72, 63 = 135 (2d100)>>4317006QUATTRO ULTRA MODE
Rolled 75, 30 = 105 (2d100)>>4317006
Rolled 48, 88 = 136 (2d100)>>4317006
>>4317008Unfortunately Quattro was caught in a DDT
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4317013REVERSE IT, QUATTRO!REMEMBER WHAT YOU LEARNED FROM RASPUTIN!
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4317013Yeah okay get out from under the bot with a combo of both of these: >>4317002 >>4316999
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4317015Wrapping his arms around the Bot, can Quattro hit back with a suplex?!Roll 2d100+30 bonus
Rolled 33, 59 = 92 (2d100)>>4317018
Rolled 55, 41 = 96 (2d100)>>4317018SUPLEX THAT SHIT
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4317024THAT'S HOW WE DO IT, QUATTRO!HIT THE OTHER BOTS WITH WRESTLING MOVES
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4317024punch him to the others with your drunken punch of fury!
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4317024Activate Rage and Saiyan modes and fry all the electrics in the plane's defenses by sheer force of ki
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4317027But can your transformations win against....THIS GUN?
Rolled 15, 49 = 64 (2d100)>>4317032QUATTRO IS MAKING HIS COMEBACK
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4317033Ah, I see you are well versed in anti-gunmanship, but can you defeat....2 GUNS?
Rolled 2, 33 = 35 (2d100)>>4317038COME ON
>>4317039inb4 three guns
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4317039Hmmm, your power is impressive, but can you beat.....2 GUNS AND A SWORD INSTEAD OF A THIRD GUN?!
Rolled 51, 64 = 115 (2d100)>>4317042get on with it, OP
>>4317043You may won this battle. But not the war!
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4317044did we get to marian yet?
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4317044>>4317045
>>4317046Roll 2d100!If second roll >60 then yesIf not then noIf it's a 1 then Quattro gets launched out of the plane
Rolled 36, 10 = 46 (2d100)>>4317049Damn
Rolled 75, 24 = 99 (2d100)>>4317049MARRIAAAAAAAAN
Rolled 50, 90 = 140 (2d100)>>4317049
Rolled 39, 27 = 66 (2d100)>>4317049
Rolled 31, 8 = 39 (2d100)>>4317049Assimilation complete, bzorp?
>>4317051Quattro's close, but not there yet. Marian's being held deeper into the core of this machine
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4317058Damn, keep pushing through!
>>4317058don't worry, those arms will bring you to marian very soon quattro
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4317058>>4317062
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4317058Go deeper into the core of the machine they probably have snacks there too
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4317068YAHOO
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4317068Use robot as a....robot shield
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4317071Quattro dashes forward towards the bot, intending to use him as a shield! Roll 2d100The bots have a +20 bonus
Rolled 61, 76 = 137 (2d100)>>4317073
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4317079keep progressing through the level like mario
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4317079>>4317080retrogame powaAnd they said Quattro been wasting his time with games
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4317082Now, can Quattro clear this pit?
Rolled 93, 17 = 110 (2d100)>>4317083ah, classic long jump
Rolled 91, 46 = 137 (2d100)>>4317084>>4317083OH SHIT NIGGAWHAT YOU ROLLING
Rolled 39, 92 = 131 (2d100)>>4317083OH NO
>>4317084I guess he wasn't playing platformers>>4317086I never was good at platformers
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4317083Nah, our power ran out
>>4317084OH NO! A hidden block!
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4317090DOUBLE JUMP QUATTRO!
Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d100)>>4317090fucking kaizo levels I swearwall jump out of pit
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4317090*mario death noise*
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4317093>>4317090wrong dice, but jesus christ
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4317092go man go
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4317097OH HEY IT'S MARIAN
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4317097it's not a botomless pit, so we can jump out of it.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4317097Fortunately we grabbed a tasty 1UP-bourbon which came out of the block