Gobson the goblin had just escaped the Underdark from being a Dwarf Prisoner, now he came back to the same fortress with Jade the Cold Bolt and his boys. He doesn’t really fit in and is trying to find out why Jade is leaving for good.Gobson: “Jade why are you leaving? Don’t you like the nest and spending time with me?”Jade: “Come outside, there is something you need to know.” She says and grabs your hand and leads you through the hallways to the outside gate. Through the gate and a bit of walking to an isolated spot. She reaches in her bag and pulls out a red set of hair. She places this set of hair on her head.Jade: “Gobson, I have to wear this wig, all this gear, cover my face, a cloak to hide my tail just to hide the fact that I am a Kobold. Do you think, I like wearing all this?”Gobson: “No?”Jade: “But still I wear it because I’m not doing it for myself. I’m doing it for my sister. For years I never had enough money to get up, leave and track her down. But with your aid, those gold and silver coins were enough to start the journey.”Gobson: “Is Jade leaving forever?”Jade: “Yes, Gobson. It’s something I have to do. I have to find out if she still lives. I’ll be leaving at Dusk, I’m only telling you this because, I like your companionship and the time we spent together. I cannot in good faith and a heavy heart separate a goblin from their tribe. As such, I will understand if you don’t want to accompany me on this journey.”What do?>Agree to go with Jade>Decline>Hold off decision until its dusk>Other
>>4305149Archivehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Goblin%20QMPastebinshttps://pastebin.com/u/GoblinQMPrevious Threads:>>4272162 >>4284699
>>4305149>Agree to go with Jade
>>4305149>Agree to go with JadeHere we fucking go. Play our cards right we get 2 cold bolt sluts.
>>4305149>>Hold off decision until its duskwe need big think
>>4305150>>Agree to go with Jade
>>4305149>>Agree to go with JadeWe are doing pretty shit on leading a tribe of Goblins anyways, so this might be a good change of pace.
Everyone wants the kobold cloaca huh?
>>4305217I want to impregnate a fucking dragon but this will do for now. Anyone has ANY idea what the attributes for kobgobs will be?
>Agree to go with jadeKind of nothing really left for us here anyways. Our boys don't want us to lead and Grelob is always going to prioritize his incest babies.Too bad we didn't get to see our gremlin babies though
>>4305165>>4305167>>4305175>>4305191>>4305210>>4305216>>4305234>Agree to go with Jade>>4305176>Hold off decision until its duskLooks like Gobson doesn't want to leave Jade's side. Writing also the rest of the talk.
>>4305234>>4305149>Go with Jade I absolutly agree. But then again we also need a travel disguise. A goblin roaming the streets and citys will be no good.
>>4305237Jade is saying she needs you. A Cold Bolt that needs a Goblin, that’s unheard of. In you short life you never thought you were once trying to rape and kill Cold Bolts to helping one on their trip to find another one. You smiled at Jade.Gobson: “I will go with Jade on this journey.”Jade: “Really? That’s great to hear Gobson the Grigger, but you’re going to need some clothes. We can’t have you showing off your green skin outside these parts. We’ll reach Newmont by morning if we make good time during our trip.”Newmont that’s the town where you met a pale orc guy that wanted you to give him a reason to end your life. Following Maglum was reason enough to deem you unfit to live, but Maglum saves. There is also the Newmont pale orc that you met on his horse with his squad. Who wanted you to go to town and live outside in a tent maybe do the same thing like the Dwarves are doing with the goblins. Either way it’s enough to let you know that Newmont can be a dangerous place.Gobson: “Be careful at Newmont and the Pale Orcs. Don’t talk about gods, one of the Pale Orc wanted to kill me for it. But Maglum saves.”Jade: “Gobson you don’t have to worry about me. I can take care of myself.”Gobson: “That’s good Jade but watch out for Pale Orc with Newmont name. So what did Jade do many days ago in the past? With Humie Paladin.”Jade: “There many stories that can be told about the Human Paladin that I followed. I’ll be brief so you have enough time to get ready for the trip GobsonShe had a different idea what brief was. As you listened to Jade talk how this Paladin name Aron taught her many things about the world. How to read and write Dragonic. Learn about the dangers of the world, but also the kind things about it. How to speak his Humie language, along with some lessons about gods and goddesses, the unseen realm, and other bits and pieces. With this say she parted ways with you, saying she was to prepare some more. Leaving you along for some time before dusk happens.+15 Lust 75/100 LustWhat do? Time for 3>Spend some time with the boys>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance>Be a Grigger and find some loot to steal from the fortress something small>Ask Jade for money and see if you can buy some stuff from the Dwarves>Find the female Dwarf that speaks Gob and (???)>Find the Fake Dwarf Goblin and (???)>Figure out a way for the boys to come along>Figure out if there even is a tunnel to the Underdark to reach the gremlins>Draw or find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewers>Tell Jade if you can have one more day in the fort>Other
>>4305326>Spend some time with the boys>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance>Find the Fake Dwarf Goblin and (???)Ask if theres any Clothes that the Dwarfs don't want that Gobson could wear
>>4305326>Spend some time with the boys>Find the female Dwarf that speaks Gob and (???)>Draw or find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewersAt least tell our friends goodbye before we go, and ask one to leave a message in the sewers to the gremlins so they go to the surface.
>>4305366>Find the Fake Dwarf Goblin and (???)Meant the Fake Dwarf not the female dwarf
>Draw of find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewer>Spend some time with he boys>Be a Grigger and find some loot to stealIf we get caught stealing some small shit the worse thing that'll happen is that we get thrown in jail and have to go through the poop hole and meet up with the gremlins again
>>4305358>>4305366>>4305379Not even trying to get the boys in on the fun.>>4305326>Figure out a way for the boys to come along>Be a Grigger and fucking steal some loot>Find the Female Dwarf and seduce her
>>4305406Grigga pls, it's for the best. they like their life, and let's say three griggers are a crowd... especially when they have to be inconspicious.>>4305358support
Kobolds are overrated
>>4305432their lack of gag reflex isn't.
>>4305358>>4305366>>4305414>>4305379>Spend some time with the boys>>4305358>>4305414>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance>>4305358>>4305369>>4305366>Find the Fake Dwarf Goblin and (???)>>4305379>>4305406>Be a Grigger and find some loot to steal>>4305406>Find the Female Dwarf >>4305366>>4305379>Draw or find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewersSome time with the boys and finding the Fake Dwarf Goblin is locked in while everything else is tied. I'll be writing, and a vote to use time wisely. Further Vote Pick 1 (Free can be picked without using action)>Be a Grigger and find some loot to steal>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance>Ask one of the boys to send the gremlins a message (Free)>Draw or find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewers
> Ask one of the boys to send the gremlins a message> Be a Grigger and find some loot to steal
>>4305326>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance
>>4305451> Ask one of the boys to send the gremlins a message (Free)>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance
I find it interesting, adorable even that I’ve delved into the backlog of this game & experienced a gradual process that has changed from a raunchy tribe running quest with Anons plotting for their inevitable domination of the world into a semi-personal adventure story of a goblin & his kobold girlfriend fighting to survive in a hostile world while being heckled by Anons to start boinking already every step of the way.>Jade gets immortalized into the halls of /trash/ Kobold general with the appearance of NSFW art & permanently eclipsing gobson in the public perception when?>>4305451>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance>Draw or find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewers
>>4305462>>4305468>>4305476>>4305483>>4305493>>4305523The boys Bits and Prot, they've been with you since the start and now you’re parting ways again. This time on purpose, the other times were not you choice, as you drown, or got captured by a Newmont. You make your way over to their workstation, the guard from before was standing guard as he stared at you. Gobson: “Hey Bits and Prot! I got something to say.” You said to your goblin friends.Bits: “Hello, Gobson come to help us work?”Gobson: “No. I come with something to say. I will not be coming back, I am going on a journey across the lands with Jade I leave at dusk and want to spend some time with my friends before leaving.”Prot: “Did you even rape Jade once?”Gobson: “No. What does that have to do with anything Prot.”Prot: “Either you are gay for Wolf, or you’re hope that Jade gives you the rape.”This causes a laugh from Bits at the “joke” that Prot made about past events they witnessed. A time when you didn’t check the gender of wolves before taming them. Bits: “Prot you’re a good joke Goblin. It’s because Gobson never really had a mother goblin to take care of him. So he has a hole inside of him only through a mother’s care and love can fill. He’s only trying to fill this hole with Jade as she is the same in person as Gobson’s mother was.”Gobson: “You knew my mother?”Bits: “Knew her in more ways than one.”Time with the boys was useful and made you happy that you had them go through many trials together. Even if you didn’t talk all that often, you talked with your actions. You find out that Bits did know your mother as he is the fire starter of the old nest, and as such he got to spend some time making sure the fire doesn’t go out. This gave him some time to speak with the ladies, and since your mother was high up in the tribe it was only him, her and you held in her arms. She always talked kindly with Bits when he made the fire, and even gave him some cooked meat favored with salt. He goes on to say that your mother went around the nest with you in her arms, introducing you to everyone. Helping the other goblins learn how to proper and cook food, clean themselves with the same kind of bars that the Dwarf use.(Cont 1/2)
>>4305536He told you that you were the first born goblin of the chief and his wife. Since you were not only the first baby born of your mother but also a chief’s son you were treated and cared for extra well compared to the normal goblins. A brief week of extra care and love from your parents before it was taken away. Prot the small goblin was going to be trained to be a scout for the nest. While he was being trained, he heard talk with the higher goblins of sounds within the walls. When it was time for the goblins to train how to use slings, Prot sneaked out with his friends which included Bits to go spy on the Human village close by and see the females take baths in the water. Which in turn saved them from the attack.Things about your past were learned and events spent together were talked about before you say your goodbyes even having a hug. They will miss you as you will miss them. You told them to write down a massage for the gremlins that you will be leaving, but when they grow it should be time for the gremlins to meet the Dwarves. They would be happy to meet the half Gremlin half goblin kids. All this talking and leaving the boys forever is making your eyes rain and your stomach hungry. It was time to eat and eat you will.You walk back into the fortress and head straight for the dining room. Serving yourself three different bowls and a mug of bubble brown liquid, as you sit down on an empty table. Before you start your eating a familiar fake goblin walks in with mug in hand, this time Fake Dwarf Goblin “Seems like the Griggers is back once again.” He said and looked at the bowls of mushroom stew you have than the mug of bubble juice. “Here to stuff his Grigger face, as he needs to eat all the food he can get as it’s like raping the food. How about we have a drink off, or in Griggers terms, a rape off of how much Ale we can drink.” He said and slammed his mug down at the table turning it with a flick of the wrist allowing you to see a drawing.This mug holding Grigger has a mug with a drawing of you being killed with an Axe. Dwarves that are in the dining room, talk with themselves and some laugh as they down their drinks. Seems even in Gob they understand when a challenge is being placed. What do?>Agree to the drink challenge>Agree to a challenge but you can pick it>Agree to a challenge but not drinking something else he calls it>Say something nice about his mug>Say something rude about his mug>Call him a Fake Dwarf Grigger>Decline (rudely or politely) and go back to eating>Mug him in the head>Decline (rudely or politely) and eat somewhere else.>Other
>>4305539>Agree to a challenge but you can pick it>Say something rude about his mugLove the mug btw
>>4305539"fuck off Grigger" and go back to eating
>>4305549Wait no, changing to support >>4305548
And then we challenge him to pick up dwarf chicks
> Agree to a challenge> Say something rude about his mug> Tell him if we win we get to shave off his beard
>>4305539>Agree to a challenge but you can pick it>Say something rude about his mug>Tell him if we win he was to shave his beard
>>4305548>>4305550>>4305560>>4305586>Agree to a challenge but you can pick it>Say something rude about his mug>>4305560>>4305586>>4305564>Tell him if we win we get to shave off his beardGobson: “You are the only Grigger here. I agree to the challenge only if I get to pick it and you get your leaky mug away from my sight.” You said softly standing up from the seat. Fake Dwarf Goblin only smile smugly. “Seems like the Grigger grew some balls from breakfast to now. Do your balls hide in Kobold Slit? Very well, name the challenge and be quick about it, you’ll rape your mind thinking too hard.” An idea crosses your mind after he insults you again and again.Gobson: “If we win you have to shave off your beard.”Fake Dwarf Goblin: “If I win, you take your Grigger ass out of the fortress along with the other two Griggers you hang with.” With the beard being spoken about his anger turned real. Seems like it hit close to home.What Challenge?>Craft off. Make the best craft with some materials and limited tools and make into something useful>Craft off than beat the shit out of each other with the crafts>Pick up Dwarf Girls (To what base? 1-5)>Drinking Challenge>Arm Wrestling >Eating Challenge>Swimming Challenge>Skill (Which one) Challenge>Punching Challenge>Dueling Challenge (What weapons?)>Let a random Dwarf pick it>Other/Write in
>Eating ChallengeWe were already planning to eat a fuckton anyways
>Pick up Dwarf Girls (base 1)It can lead to funny outcomes
>>4305674>Let a random Dwarf pick itSPIN THE WHEEL BOYS
oh yeah how do we deal with our 75 lust by the way
>>4305674>Javelin tossingWe know that we’re at least ok at this, might as well play to our strengths
>>4305721changing my vote to this
>>4305716Max Lust is the easiest/fastest way to level willpower.>>4305721Backing.
>>4305685>Gobson got to eat, so a eating challenge will fuel him>>4305703>Pick up Dwarf Girls (base 1)>>4305721>>4305728>>4305725>>4305736>Javelin tossingLooks like Javelin tossing wins. But will Gobson win?>Roll 1d20. Bo3 (+1 Due to Dex being 2)
>>4305736Should we really test it, though? We didn't attack Jade last time, but that doesn't really exclude us from the next time.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>4305743
Rolled 13 (1d20)+1all up to this boys
Rolled 20, 8, 7 + 1 = 36 (3d20 + 1)>>4305751>>4305752>>4305754>14Rolling for the Fake Bearded Dwarf
A 20 shiet
>>4305759Oh shit, that 20Hopefully we can convince our boys Bits and Prot to join us on our adventure
>>4305770Bits, Prots, Jade and Gobson? That sounds like a solid adventuring party
damn we should have said best of three
>>4305674Damn Anons I can't believe you simped out for Jade and abandoned the OG crew.QM can we lose on purpose? Get the gobs to come with us on our journey? And roll to get the dwarf to join our party with our CHA? It'd be such a shame to lose Bits and Prots after all we've been through together, not to mention how skilled they are.If we get the dwarf he can teach bits whatever he wants to know. We can come back for the gremlins whenever or swing by on the way out
>>4305744Don't really have a choice for training up willpower anon.>>4305815I'm more in shock that we are doing EXACTLY what the QM EXPLICITLY warned us against. That gobs are weak unless in great number. Quantity is the rule for gobs. Which is why we lose so badly. Not enough gobs to throw at the problem. That we are so weak that numbers are a necessity. Yet...here we are. Fuck.
>>4305815Grigger we lost. The beard goblin got a Nat 20
Eh I don't really see it as abandoning the OG crew. I see it as more of a journey to get stronger and becoming a better leader. We weren't really getting anywhere trying to improve ourselves with the tribe, we just knocked ourselves out swimming and weight lifting and shit. I think Gobson going on a journey will help him expand his horizons and become someone who Bits and Prot want to lead them over Grelob.
>>4305751>>4305752>>4305754>14VS>20 CRIT SUCCESSA challenge that you can win, something you have skill in. You think for a bit and settle on some Javelin tossing. You let the Grigger know about the choice you have settled on. Gobson: “A game of Javelin tossing. Three Javelin, whoever gets them the closest to the center of a target wins.” Once said he strokes his beard thoughtfully as he eyes the surrounding Dwarves that are watching this unfold. Fake Dwarf Goblin: “You’re on Grigger. We’ll have Etra come to act as a translator since your Grigger. kind can’t speak Dwarf.” Gobson: “Alright. I’m ready to see you shave that rape hair off your head.”With that line you then followed him to the area of where the challenge is happening. There is a crowd of Dwarves filing in as they see two goblins go head to head. Then the female Dwarf comes over, is her name Etra?Etra?: “Hello Gobson and Bëmbul. I hear there is a bet between this match.”Bëmbul: “Correct Etra. This Grigger. wants me to shave my beard if he wins and I get to kick him and his two Grigger friends if I win.”Etra: “Alright. These are the terms of the bet, do both of you agree?”Bëmbul and Gobson: “Yes.”With these words she departs and soon the javelins are out. A Dwarf dressed in very pretty clothes comes out wearing a lot of gold and silver. A Dwarf by his side pulls out a pick of a thin sheet and starts reading from it. The only words that you know from the Dwarf were Cogalek and Medtob Edzulåblel as you heard the words before. When the Dwarf spoke many Dwarves touched their beards and a hint of fear can be seen in the eyes of some. After all is said and done Etra speaks once more.Etra: “The Baron accepts the terms and your friends will be brought forth to watch as their future depends on it.” Damn you were expecting an informal match, not all this. Guess the shaving of even a fake beard brings attention with the Dwarves. Etra: “Bëmbul began with the first throw.”Bëmbul is without words as he picks up the javelin weighting it in his hands. With one swift movement the javelin is in the center. You are next to go and you see Bits sweating, and Prot watching intently at Bëmbul movement and trying to copy them. You pick up your Javelin and let it loose, It’s in the inner circle and close to the center. You just have to win the next two and you can win. Bëmbul picks up his next javelin and once again hits the center. You just need to hit your next two in the center and you can tie the match. (Cont)
>>4305923You pick up and throw, it didn’t go to the center. Bits is raining from his eyes, Prot is shaking his head and pointing at Bëmbul form as he picks his last javelin and once again hits the center. Cheering, laughing and slapping of hands filled your ears, as Bëmbul was thrown up by the Dwarf crowd. He looks like he’s raining tears of joy, while Bits tears of sorrow. Before you can go see Bits and Prot they are taken by the guards out of the fortress. The baron smiles and waves goodbye to you as the guards come, you see Jade in the crowd as she is trying to free herself from it.You are tossed out of the fortress where Bits and Prot are waiting for you to show your face. Before getting a word in, Bits explodes into anger. Yelling for everyone to hear with Prot behind him with his arms crossed silently judging you. The guard from before stands watch to see if anything goes bad.Bits: “Grigger! You can’t just ruin your own self with your Griggerness! You got to spread your Griggerness wide and far ruining other goblins with your trip to being a fullGrigger!Before you say anything he tackles you to the ground. Prot moves quickly and is standing above you, with Bits ontop of you. Looks like they want to beat you for your actions.What do?>Let them punch and kick you. The guard will do his job to keep the peace.>Fuck that shit, give them a beat down>Other
>>4305926>Fuck that shit, give them a beat downI TRIED
>>4305926>Let them punch and kick you. The guard will do his job to keep the peace.If we beat them up, we'll have less of a chance to recruit them to the party
>>4305926>OtherBreak free, but don't hurt them. Try to convince them that this is a good thing, as they can travel with us, see the world and learn more than what the diggers can offerAlso mention to them about what Jade told us about HORSE PUSSY
Once we come back from our journey we're definitely killing that fake dwarf grigger
>>4305926>Fuck that shit, give them a beat down
>>4305939Change my vote to support this
>>4305926A reasonable Goblin forced to do unreasonable things
>>4305939Support this 100%We are fucking terrible at rolling
>>4305928>>4305967>Fuck that shit, give them a beat down>>4305939>>4305971>>4305987>>4305988>>4306000>Other Break free, but don't hurt them. Try to convince them that this is a good thing, as they can travel with us, see the world and learn more than what the diggers can offer mention the secrets of the world to them. Looks like Gobson doesn't want to get his shit kicked in, and wants to bring his friends on a adventure trying to find mysterious creatures that exist.>Roll 1d100. Bo3. (+5 Due to Charisma, +5 Due to Appealing to Bits and Prot nature)>>4305987Based
Rolled 43 + 10 (1d200 + 10)>>4306010PRAISE MAGLUM
Rolled 40 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>4305987This turns my third leg hard and green>>4306010
Rolled 60 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>4306010Maglum pls
Rolled 93 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>4306010
Rolled 15, 7 + 3 = 25 (2d20 + 3)>>4306017>>4306022>>4306024>>4306028>Roll me 1d20+1 DexFor Gobson roll
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>4306034
Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>4306034
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>4306034
>>4306036>>4306038>>4306042>the roll is just 1 greater than that rollwe are so shit so fucking much but one day we will be one man gob we will have the stats that rivaled a average D&D character
>>4306036>>4306038>>4306042>19 vs 18, 10 DodgedFuck getting beat up by you friends even if you deserve it for being acting like a Grigger. You push Bits off and roll away from the kick. You stand up and jump back.Gobson: “HORSE PUSSY!” With that word alone they stopped in their tracks. “Jade is leaving the fortress and our trip will include many wonderful things. Many races to rape, Centaurs are Humie but with horse body.”Bits rage is stopped as his interest is perked. Even Prot ears perk up when you see these words.Bits and Prot: “Go on.”Gobson: “Jade told me many things about the race, including the races of the world. You know of Cold Bolt, Goblin, Gremlin, Humie, and Dorf. But there are many more things, Elves, Beast men, Orges, Trolls, Lizard people. Centaurs have a horse bottom, and a humie top.”Bits “So Centaur can speak and have the best thing about Humie female and horse female?”Gobson: “Yes.”Prot: “Centaur female or horse female they never stop talking.” Bit mood is lifted from Prot jokes even some goblins that are overhearing what is being heard start sniggering as they go about their work. You smile and hit them with the one two. Gobson: “You can meet Centaurs and maybe more Dwarves in our travels. We’ll all get stronger, and become better goblins together. A moving tribe.”Bits: “Shut the fuck up you Grigger. about tribeing with you. You are the Grigger that got Stone and Urm killed by your Grigger leadership. I should have tossed you into the fire as a baby when I had the chance.” That hurts, you never wanted to see them be killed by your hands. In the silent you hear the guard at the guard say something before Bits calmed down and spoke once more.Bits: “Prot and myself will follow Jade on her journey. But I want a Centaur mate or get a Dwarf to teach me crafts, and Prot.”Prot: “Prot doesn’t have a mate in mind yet. So give me your bow and equipment for traveling.”Gobson: “Well, I’ll have to talk about this with Jade but I’m sure we can get the supplies we need before Jade leaves the fortress.”Guard Dwarf “Griggers pick up mug or leave.” Is the words you heard behind you. Under the helmet you see a smirk, you and the others cross the gates of the fortress into the outside world. Once out Bits and Prot move away from you and wait in the shade of the wall. They don’t seem to want to talk with you.+2 EXP Level 0: Dodge 4/5 What do? Pick one>Wait for Jade>Sneak back in>Gather sticks for the boys>Other
>>4306084Poor Gobson has good intentions but always fucks up.>Gather sticks for the boys>Gather mushrooms, fruits, etc, something to eat and share with the boys
>>4306084Prot is neutral to us, but Bits is feeling a bit hostile. We need a way to win back their loyalty. I suggest we let Bits have our bow as a peace offering, to either use or reverse-engineer. Also let them know we will let them have first pick of mates, and we'll do everything in our power to help them achieve that
>>4306111>we will let them have first pick of matesthey both pick jade, and spitroast her
>>4306125Thinking Jade will settle for Bits or Prot>>4306084>Gather Sticks for the Boys>Wait for Jade
>>4306084>Gather sticks for the boys
AYO WHERE THE KOBOLD WOMEN AT
>>4306084>Gather sticks for the boysBits is a bitch. Prot is a neutral bitchWe should not give prot our bow to prot he can ask his bitch lover to make one for him. Besides, we worked hard in the gremlin cum mines for that thing.
>>4306084After gathering the stuff for the boys we must acknowledge our mistake.>Apologize for being a grigger
>>4306148We cant apologize to lesser goblins. We must be the alpha gob.
>>4306110>Gather mushrooms, fruits, etc, something to eat and share with the boys>>4306111Prot is neutral to us, but Bits is feeling a bit hostile. We need a way to win back their loyalty. I suggest we let Bits have our bow as a peace offering, to either use or reverse-engineer. Also let them know we will let them have first pick of mates, and we'll do everything in our power to help them achieve tha>>4306137>>4306129>>4306132>>4306110>Gather Sticks for the Boys>>4306148>ApologizeSticks for the boys. Writing
>>4306175Sticks for the boys, just the thing to protect themselves from the wilds while traveling. You walk out in the wilds and find suitable branches and since you already have a sharp rock in your bag you make quick work on the spears. Not the best, but also not the worst. You walk back to Bits and Prot with the sticks at hand. They without words grab the sticks. Soon Jade comes walking out of the fortress as the sun goes down over the mountains. She walked up to you and began speaking.Jade: “Bits and Prot are not going back to their nest?”Bit: “This Grigger here promise us some Centaur Pussy, and we aim to get it.” He says and walks up not looking at you, he just looks at jade. “From now on, me and Prot are going to follow you in your journey, and thank you Jade for all that you have done for us in the past month.”Prot: ”Where are we headed off first?”Jade: “Our first leg of the trip is to the town of Newmont. We’ll be getting supplies there before we head out. You guys are going to need it if you’re going traveling out in the open road.”Gobson: “Newmont! Ther-”Bit: “Shut the fuck up you Grigger! Prot and myself will gladly follow you to Newmont. If the Grigger doesn’t want to come, leave him.” Bit said and Prot nods his head with his arms crossed. Jade seems to sense the tension between you and the boys but choose not to push on it. Jade: “Alright. Let’s go, the town of Newmont handles goblins regularly, and as long as the rules are followed no harm will befall anyone.” This was met with a comment from Bit. “Watch this Grigger! mess it up.” Sniggering was heard as you avoided it and started walking down the road.What do? Trip will take a day of walking. Ie Dusk to Dawn>Learn Dragonic on the trip>Power Walk to get to the town faster>Do something about Bits and Prot bitching (What?)>Ask/talk with Jade about something (What?)>Don't go to Newmont with them>Silent>Pray to Maglum and ask/say (What?)>Other
>>4306217>Learn Dragonic on the Trip>Prot can keep a lookoutI wonder what happened with the Kobold and Goblins slaves we saw on the road.
>>4306217>>Learn Dragonic on the trip
>>4306217>Learn Dragonic on the tripThough we have to do something about those two griggers soon. If they cant love us they must fear us.
>>4306217>>Do something about Bits and Prot bitching (What?)We need to do something, but I am not sure what. I think we should give Prot the bow, but Bits would be then even more unhappy as he gets nothing.
>>4306283If we give the bow we get arrows in the back. I think show our use for now. Show jade prefers us. Maybe something with maglum. And in extreme cases we can do rape
We should keep our Lust in check.Last time we hit the 100 everything went crazy.If this happens in Newmont we are dead for sure.
>Do something about Bits and Prot bitching (What?)> Find them goats to rapeBits and Prot love their goats, I'm sure finding them one or two goats to rape would really cheer them up.
>>4306217Learn the concept of Tine during the tripI feel this would be more useful than draconic right now.
>>4306374meant >Learn the concept of Time on the trip
>>4306233>>4306234>>4306244>Learn Dragonic on the Trip>>4306233>Prot can keep a lookout>>4306283>Do something about Bits and Prot bitching (What?)>>4306374>Learn the concept of Time on the tripLooks like Gobson is going to increase his skills in Dragonic. I'll get out a new pastebin filled with the party stats, equipment. Since it's looking like all four of them are going on a trip. Here a quick overview of the party>People/ResourcesGobson (1.5W) (0A) (8HP) 75/100 LustCha 2, Dex 2, End 1, Str 1, Int 1, Will 1, Wis 1, Luck 0Bits (1W) (0A) (6HP)Cha 1, Dex 1, End 1, Str 0, Int 3, Will 0, Wis 2, Luck 0Prot (1W) (0A) (6HP)Cha 1, Dex 3, End 1, Str 0, Int 1, Will 0, Wis 2, Luck 0Jade (3W) (1A) (6HP)>Tools/weapons/ArmorSharp Rock Tool3 Loin-Cloth (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped)Reed bag (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped)3 Wood spear (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped)Copper Bow (Superior Quality) (Carried)Jade Lot/Unknown to Gobson and friends>Roll me 2d100. Bo3 (Learning Dragonic)
Rolled 77, 2 = 79 (2d100)>>4306479
Rolled 73, 23 = 96 (2d100)>>4306479Here is the CUM
Rolled 6, 28 = 34 (2d100)>>4306479
Rolled 68, 44 = 112 (2d100)>>4306479
>>4306490>>4306496>>4306530>77, 28Dragonic with Jade is how you’ll spend the trip to Newmont and when you start the semi lessons. You are not interrupted by Bits or Prot for the first half of the trip. When you get stuck on a word and keep messing it up, Bits calls you Grigger under his breath. That lesson soon falls apart after that, and the rest of the trip is spent in silence. A rather uneventful trip without travelers as it's the middle of the night, but with night sight which all of you have it's walk-able.* * *Soon the town walls are in view, and from this distance you can see three skulls on pike and the person on guard is one of those Pale Orcs. Jade: “Here's the town, now let me handle the guard he knows me.”Bits: “Go on ahead, we’ll make sure the Grigger doesn’t do anything he’s not supposed to do.”Looks like Jade is going to try to allow you guys in. Maybe you can help her and prove to the Pale skin you and your goblins are not Grigger. Looking closer on the pikes, you think there are skulls of Orc, they seem to fit the shape and the pointed teeth. +1 EXP Level 0: Dragonic 17/50What do?>Let Jade handle it>Go with her and say nothing>Go with her and say things>Run through the open gate and hide inside the town>Other
>>4306615>OtherTell bits that if he calls you a grigger one more time you are going to curse him in Maglums name, but be sure to whisper as the pale orcs dont like him. Let jade handle the orciboy
>>4306615>Let Jade handle itIf we see that she's having trouble let's help her.
>>4306615>Let Jade handle it>>4306624I’m as sick of Bits as much as anyone else, and definitely think that we need to put him in his place soon. But now isn’t the time, we’re on thin ice with Newmont as it is
>>4306615>>Let Jade handle it
>>4306624grigga pls, why would we do that in this situation?with our recent luck with rolls we'd prove Bits right, by fucking up everything again like the dumb grigger we are.
>>4306682DONT TELL ME IM A FUCKING GRIGGER WHITE BOY
>>4306682Seriously though theyve gone violent on us before and they will only escalate until either we or one of them gains supremacy.
rape bits like we raped the wolf, that's how we got the wolf to like us.
>>4306697Supporting this for later. Its only gay if you receive it anyway r-right guys?.
>>4306624>Other>>4306626>>4306635>>4306666>>4306682>Let Jade handle itYou watch Jade backside covered with a long hooded Cloak as she walks to the guard. You peak up your ears to hear what is being said from your and the guard. Even Bits and Prot are listening in on what’s being spoken.Yagnar “Hello Jade, it’s your good friend Yagnar. Are those good friends of Jade?” With the sound of his voice, the name that he calls himself and the usage of good friend, you figure out it’s one of the Origger from before. You feel unease but keep your distance, trusting JadeJade: “Hello Yagnar that’s right. These goblins and myself are going into town to buy some supplies. That wouldn’t be a problem right?”Yagnar: “Right you are, good friend. Say those goblins look familiar had Yagnar seem them before?”Jade: “I wouldn’t know that, but maybe they can tell you. We have some business to do in town.”Yagnar: “Good luck good friend Jade.” He says and calls over to you and the others. “Hey good friend Goblins, does Yagnar know you. You look familiar!”Oh shit he’s looking at you and the boys with a wide smile on his face. With a big spear in his hands, and Jade is waiting for you inside the town. The boys are walking to him, as you think of what to do.What do about Yagnar?>Walk up tell them he’s the Origger that killed Urm, knocked out Prot, and left you to get killed by a goat.>Walk up and tell him you are just a goblin>Walk up and walk into town without saying nothing>Ask him what happened with the other Origgers>RUN AWAY>Other
>>4306709>>Walk up tell them he’s the Origger that killed Urm, knocked out Prot, and left you to get killed by a goat.Fuck him
>>4306709>OtherMy mother was a prostitute, an enormous slut so to say. So many orcs came, i dont remember you, but you might have seen me at the brothel, perhaps?
>>4306709>Walk up and tell him you’re just a goblinBetter to play it safe instead of getting everyone killedWe should make sure Bits and Prots don’t say anything crazy either
>>4306709>>Walk up tell them he’s the Origger that killed Urm, knocked out Prot, and left you to get killed by a goat.This is honestly a terrible idea but fuck that origger
>>4306709>>Walk up and tell him you are just a goblin>All goblins look the same>nothing to see here orcfficer
>>4306709>Walk up tell them he’s the Origger that killed Urm, knocked out Prot, and left you to get killed by a goat.>Fuck you ORIGGER kill yourselfFuck this origger
>>4306709>Walk up and tell him you are just a goblinRevenge will come in time, for now let's gather supplies and be prepared. Better not get ourselves and our buddies in even more trouble.
>not one decision later and we're already about to screw ourself againGobson's just too chlorophylated for logic.>>4306709at this point, since we're about to risk it all we might as well ask>Ask him what happened with the other Origgers
>>4306714>>4306719>>4306726>Walk up tell them he’s the Origger that killed Urm, knocked out Prot, and left you to get killed by a goat.>>4306717>>4306721>>4306715>>4306737>Walk up and tell him you’re just a goblin/mother was a whore>>4306751>Ask him what happened with the other OriggersGobson wants to tell off the Origger but got to keep his cool>Roll me 1d100 Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (+5 Due to charisma) (Medium, since Prot and Bits change slightly compared to you)
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4306772
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4306772
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4306772
Rolled 31 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>4306772
>>4306780That’s too close for comfort
>>4306780>my abysmal luck carries over from past thread
>>4306774>>4306783>>4306780>78You know what to do with this Origger. You walk ahead of Bits and Prot and begin laying down the honey words for Yagnar to hear. Gobson: “Hello Yagnar was it? Me and these goblins are just normal goblins. A mistake that other races normally do, as goblins look alike.” It seems to done the trick and convinced him that is until you see Bits smirk and open his GriggerBits: “Don’t listen to this Grigger Yagnar. He’s the same one that caused our tribe to get killed by your group of Orks.” Yagnar: “Yagnar is sad that happened to you good friends.” He said and started raining from his eyes. Yagnar: “Yagnar asks for forgiven, Yagnar told the Origgers no killing. Origgers did not listen, they killed a goblin friend, Urm just wanted to show off his nest like a good friend. Yagnar turned in Origgers my good friends are dead, their skulls are the only thing left of my good friends.” Is what he said between the increasing loud sobs, barely understandable Bits and Prot made their way inside the town. Leaving you alone with him as water rains from his eyes. +1.5 EXP Level 2: Diplomacy 0/20 EXPWhat do?>Say something kind, (What?) and find Jade and go get geared up>Call him a Origger hurt him more as he cries>Don’t say anything and enter to find Jade>Fucking stab him with your shitty wood spear while he’s crying>Other
>>4306858>Say somethingApology is accepted, we appreciate you getting justice
>>4306876ThisWe got one Kobold right now that's orange, we got to collect all the colours of the rainbow. A Kobold, A colour
>>4306876>>4306882>>4306885>>4306912>Apology is accepted, we appreciate you getting justiceYou feel for Yagnar the Origger that turned over his friends. The Origger that killed Urm is dead, at least some justice is in the world. It was a decision that Yagnar probably made with a heavy heart, and will affect him for the rest of his life.Gobson: “Apology is accepted. We appreciate you getting justice.”Yagnar: “Yagnar Will not rest goblin, Yagnar will be the best friend.” His rain lightens up, his eyes full of determination. Before you question it, you walk inside where Jade and the boys are waiting for you. Jade had her hood on, and her wig.Even with your normal attention to Jade your eyes are off her as you see the massive settlement. Male and Female of all kinds are walking along the dirt roads, Horses are just tied up right outside the large building waiting to be raped. Female Humie walk without Male Humies to protect them. It was enough to get you going as your head between your legs override the head on your shoulders.Jade words are just a blur as you eye your prey.+25 Lust: Lust 100/100What do?>PRAISE MAGLUM>Hop on a horse and ride it>Hop on a Female Humie>Public Indecency>RUN AWAY
>>4307252>"there is something i must do ill be back">run away to beyond the walls>masturbate
i knew this shit would happen one day
>>4307252>PRAISE MAGLUMStill didn't let us down. We just need to praise him further and our lust will leave our body
>>4307256i also forgot>go behind a bushkeep annoying maglum will probably increase our already long debt so we dont want that especially we dont know where to put them other than the "blessed blood" tribe
>>4307256Changing vote to support this.
>>4307252>RUN AWAYDamn it this is what we get for not finding a she wolf or something.
>>4307256>>4307270>>4307275>"there is something i must do ill be back">run away to beyond the walls>masturbate>>4307261>PRAISE MAGLUM>Roll me 1d100. Average of best 2 of 3. (+3 due to Willpower)
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4307288
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4307288
what does that average of best 2 of 3 means
>>4307300Three rolls are made. The best/highest 2 rolls of the 3 rolls will be averaged. I use it for medium difficult stuff, depending on what's pick that either lower or raises the DC.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4307288
>58.5 +3>61.5thats at least not worse i guess
>>4307252Ok I feel really bad for Bits. Anons don't go too hard on him, Gobson was a total grigger just now and you know it. Bits was excited about the labor camp because he'd learn craftsmanship from the dwarves. We need to make up for the opportunity we lost for him by finding someone to teach him stuff. Jade probably knows some stuff about it, so we should ask her to teach him. Or maybe ask Yagnar, it's a long shot with him but who knows, he owes us one.Bits is really bitter about our leadership, which I don't think was all that bad, for the most part. There's no way Grelob was better than us. But if he can't see that we'll just have to be even better than we were before. No matter how annoying be is, Gobson is only going to apologize and try to make things better. Bits is like an uncle to Gobson, but Gobson is stronger than him now. That doesn't mean Gobson shouldn't respect him though.We definitely need to apologize though, Gobson has messed up a lot in the past but Bits and Prots stuck by him. We need to remember that. I think a lot of Anons joined this thread recently and don't get the history or are just simping after Jade. Like seriously why on earth did we agree to that bet? That was so dumb and a total grigger move, especially when you consider it from Bits' perspective. Bits doesn't hate us, he's just really angry at us and we need to react maturely to make up for our recent idiocy. On the other hand, I don't think Prots really cares either way, so we should focus on Bits for now, but let both of them know Gobson is sorry and grateful. Bits has helped us out a lot and is super useful. Gobson knows that a lot better than Grelob.
>>4307292>>4307306>>4307290>67 PassedYou don't have time, you can't waste anymore time. You got to rape now or black out like last time.Gobson:”DO BACK!” You yell to the others as you make a mad dash back out the entrance. You don’t see Yagnar as your eyes and mind were hyper focused on one thing. You see a bush and dive behind it rip off your loincloth and rape your dick.* * *With the deed done, you lift yourself up, readjust your loincloth and head back into town. No longer the thoughts of Jade and horse filling your mind. You got to give yourself a hand or two. You kept up the no rape for a long time for being a goblin, you didn’t take much time so the group was waiting outside a place. Bits and Prot were eying up the horses roped outside the building, Prot was staring at the undercarriage of the horse.Jade: “Alright everyone Gobson back. Let’s enter the shop and remember what we talked about. You can’t steal or rape, we have to pay for the things we’re going to get.”Goblins “Yes. Jade” The goblins answer and we enter behind Jade. Bits was amazed at the amount of stuff that is in the shop he goes and checks out the tools, Prot goes quickly to where the bows are at. While me and Jade have a little talk before walking up to the man behind the counter.Jade: ”Gobson we need supplies for the trip, you’re going to help me buy the stuff, just tell me what you think you and the others may need. You know goblins and know what they need.”Gobson : “Gobson will help Jade.” With that she smiled and went to the Hume with greying blonde hair and a beard. and you follow close behind. He takes his eyes off the other two goblins and greets the Cold Bolt warmly.Humie Shop owner? “....Jade....Griggers?”Jade: “...Gobson Bits and Prot the .Griggers...”After waiting for a while as they talk Jade explains that coins are money, and she has three different sets of coins. The silver coin is worth 10 bronze coins, and 1 bronze is 10 copper, 1 Copper is 1 Tin. You don't ask what the names mean. And then goes on to explain more things, looks like the shop owner doesn’t care how long you take in his store when he eyes the amount of money Jade hasJade has 30 Silver, 20 Bronze, and 14 Copper. She is willing to spend most of the money for you and the goblins. She gives you some choices from what things should be picked and lists some prices from the shop. She picks out what she feels is best for the group, it's more about equal share of wealth, but do the Griggers really deserve that? Maybe you can cheap out on the others to buy yourself some better gear. (Time to buy stuff time)(Cont)
>>4307351Here is the pastebin with all the costs that Jade said to you. So you know the names, price, and everything else is unknown unless asked.https://pastebin.com/gtJWPxMVYou can pick from the list and make Gobson have the most stuff or spread it out. Jade already bought all the shit she needs.Jade Picks (Cost, # of items, What item is) Starts with 321.4 Bronze>Armor30 Bronze (3) Leather Arm Greaves 15 Bronze (3) Padded Armor 90 Bronze (2) Leather Breastplate 30 Bronze (2) Leather Helmet >Weapons 46 Bronze (2) Spear 15 Bronze (3) Cudgel 12 Bronze (1) Quiver 4 Bronze (1) Arrows (20) >Traveling gear 12 Copper (3) Light Rope (50') 4 Copper (2) Thread (50 Yards) 10 Bronze (3) Hooded Cloak, Woolen 30 Copper (3) Leather Belt 48 Tin (6) Belt Pouch, small 84 Tin (6) Belt Pouch, Large 6 Bronze (3) Small Leather Backpacks 30 Tin (30) Rushlight (1Hr) >Healing and stuff to not smell like shit, piss and cum3 Bronze (1) Sutruing needle, Curved 5 Bronze (1) Surgical Knife 30 Copper (3) Bandages, Linen (30') 21 Copper (3) Coarse Soap >Food and Water 6 Copper (3) Canteen (1pt) 9 Tin (9) Hardtack 9 Copper (9) Dried Fish >How much she dish out 279 Bronze Spent, 42.4 Bronze left. 87% of her money.What do? (This is the time when you can use autism and figure out the best gear the goblins should have. A missing item can spell life or death.)>Jade pick good>Base of Jade's Pick but (+Name of item, and take name of item out)>Ask for a certain price of a item (Which one. Ie One that could be found in general store)>Ask her for a sword fuck the other Griggers>Other>>4307348Based bigthink anon
>>4307361>Price CheckGauntlets. Gobson got to bitch smack BitsChalk for Bits bitchass drawingsHatchet to cut down those things tree bitchesGloves for the boysShoes and some clothesLockpicks to unlock locksPlate armorShieldsLasso and hatSlingSwordHorse for the boysWhetstone
>>4307348you could get away easily with 1 ID's because its a new thread>>4307361>42.4 bronze leftdont tell me she bought a caravan>ask jade if she can sell this superior bowit the very least that would give us money enough for other stuff>Base of Jade's Pick but (+Name of item, and take name of item out)>+1 quiver>+1 arrows (20)>+1 soap (goddammit thats expensive)the traveling gear, food and water, weapons, healing and armor is up to her now
>>4307372if the shop owner by chance refuses selling the bow then we might make it useful otherwise dont buy quiver and arrows
>>4307361rape quest turns into investment assesment simulator. going to do a big think on this daddyQM
>>4307370>ShieldsTarget Shield 35 Bronze Normal Shield 55 Bronze Full Shield 70 Bronze >Hand stuffGauntlets 20 Bronze Doeskin Gloves 20 Bronze Leather Gloves 2 Bronze Fur Lined Gloves 4 Bronze >Horse/livestockLight Horse 45 Silver Medim Horse 60 Silver Heavy Horse 80 Silver Mule 40 Silver Donkey 32 Sivler Pony 40 Silver >Tools/weaponsHatchet 12 CopperLasso 2 Copper Sling 9 Bronze Handaxe 12 BronzeQuarterstaff 5 Copper Short Sword 70 Bronze Long Sword 180 Bronze Chalk (10 Pieces) 3 TinWhetstone 4 Copper Lockpicks They don't sell them>ClothesSurcoat 9 Bronze Tabard 7 Bronze Line Tunic 7 Bronze Woolen Tunic 4 Bronze Linen Vest 4 Bronze Linen Stirrups (Pants) 8 Bronze Linen Shirt 5 Bronze Woolen Shirt 1 Bronze Woolen Hose 1 Bronze Linen Hose 5 Bronze Leather Hat 6 Bronze >ShoesFine Leather Shoes 20 Bronze Normal Shoes 5 Bronze >ArmorFull Plate 200 Silver or 2k Bronze Don't sell them here This will be added to the pastebin.
>>4307378>>Base of Jade's Pick but (+Name of item, and take name of item out)>42.4 Bronze leftcan we still spend this money ? (might be wise to save some.I think what needs to change is Gobson needs a target shield and a short sword, then we can offer the bow to the snipergob and maybe he loves us again. we also need whip and lasso to tame many many wolves, even dire wolves.
>>4307380>can we still spend this money ? (might be wise to save some.)You could spend more of it. Even take off some stuff from Jade's picks to allow other stuff.>whip and lasso, Target shield and short swordYou don't have enough for everything. Since whip is 20 bp and short sword is 70bp. But you could get the shield and lasso and have 7bp left over.>>4307372-16.7 Bronze and will leave Jade with 25.7 bp. So you'll have 2 quivers and 40 arrows and one bow. But if you sell the (Superior Quality) bow you can get 2 (Average Bows). Since you never used a bow, you can't tell how much better is (Superior to Average) without trying it out.>>4307372>ask jade if she can sell this superior bowGobson: "Jade how much would the beard humie man buy my bow for." You said and unslung it to and showed it to her. She eyed it up and the humie talked with Jade and she got a frown on her face.Jade: “He'll buy it for 10 silver, and not one bronze more. Not that much Gobson as the normal bows are 6 silver each. and this one is pretty well made.(Superior Quality)"What do? (Another vote for people)>Sell the bow>Don't>Other
>>4307380This would mean bits dont get a spear but he get a nice bow in exchange. Skip prots cudgel if necessary.
>>4307385>you could get the shield and lasso and have 7bp left over.Good. Good deal. Dont sell the bow. Give it to bitsch (he has dex 3 right). Convince jade to everyone go to the inn and have a drink. Alcohol allways clears bad blood and right now those 2 griggers are undermining the party success.
>>4307361>Jade Base but some changes-2 Leather Breastplate +90+3 Shoes -15+1 Chalk -.03+1 Hatchet -.12+1 Gauntles -20+2 Leather Gloves -4+1 Lasso -.02+3 Whetstone -.12+3 Woolen Shirts -3+3 Woolen Hose -3+1 Handaxe -12+1 Sling -9 +23 Bronze Remove that leather breastplate. Get footwear, clothes, gloves, metal bitch slapping gloves, sharpening stones, axe for us or Prot the ranger. Sling for range option. Chalk for Bits Grigger ass and we spent even less money and get more stuff>>4307385>Don't
>>4307395Add a target shield and im in. Im assuming gobson does get a leather armour? We the niggest so we gonna be tank.
>>4307399>+1 Leather Breastplate>-1 Gauntlets>-1 Handaxe>+1 Gloves>+1 Target shieldNew total 16.11 BronzeModify this vote >>4307395I agree just have to add a leather breastplate back, remove the Gauntlets, handaxe, replace with gloves, and add the target shield. If we want to use a Handaxe we have to ditch a spear and Prot has to go full range with his stick as a backup. We'll be using a spear if we keep it as is
>>4307400we could shorten the spear and make it to a javelin if we ever use the handaxe actually we could buy a quiver to hold our wooden javelins to compensate our lack of bows its useful for hunts and defence and trains our throwing skill and also cheap
>>4307410I rather we make our own javelins. I agree we should get another quiver. We should have enough money>>4307385OP make sure that Jade haggles the price down.
>>4307395>>4307400>>4307415so is this it im supporting this if there is nothing else we need
once we did this big think ready lets crack open a cold one with the boys and clean the slate
>>4307372I could, but I'm not. I'm the one who keeps telling the Anons to stop simping. It's a serious issue guys, keep your list stat in check irl (QM could write some serious eroge if he tried a bit harder).>>4307426Yeah and gift the Bow to Bits and Prots. Bits can make more arrows for it and they can decide how they want to use it together. Bits can examine the craftsmanship and Prots can use it after if Bits doesn't break it.>>4307370Bits is Friend. Remember he's like an uncle to us. And just to continue that analogy, Jade should be like a great great grandma to us. Bits knows our past too. It's one thing to make an enemy out of Grelob, but Bits is our boi
>>4307639Lust, not list
>>4307639>I could, but I'm not.im not saying that you could do it im just saying someone else did do itcall me a paranoid little shit but thats how i feel
Rolled 35, 46, 43, 23, 12 + 20 = 179 (5d100 + 20)>>4307372>>4307380>>4307389>>4307395>>4307399>>4307400>>4307426>Base of Jade's Pick but (+Name of item, and take name of item out) This anon modify list >>4307395>Don't sell Bow>Jade always haggleLooking at it, it should be enough money, and Jade will use her charms to get a lower price.Rolling for Jade, (Bo5 +20)
>>4307731good to see QM rolling as shit as the rest of the grubs.ffs got banned from 4chan for posting braps on biz. guess the jannies only want traps on that board. forced to rev up the old desktop to talk with my boyz also whoever brought up his granny fetish in our kobold dating simulator quest, f u
only fake dwarf griggers roll well in this quest apparently
>>4307731Gobson got to thinking, he should have more stuff than the others. So he pointed out more things that should be gotten. Things like gloves, shoes, a axe, some chalk for Bits, a sling and other stuff for the trip. Taking off a breastplate you got yourself a shield. Jade was willing to hear you talk and talk, about what should be bought and you see that used most of her coins.In the end of the talking back and forth, Jade was left with with only 1 silver left and a dozen bronze coins. She tells you it's enough for traveling, including food and drink on the road. With the talk about food you belly make it's sounds. Jade thanks the man and gets the gear which you and the boys put on. They are very happy, including yourself you feel the most protected than you ever did in the past. The clothes don't dig into your skin like the loincloth did, and feel great. Even Bits acting like a Grigger calm down once he saw the chalk included in the purchase. Prot is just happy for getting a sling, he just needs to collect the right rocks and he'll be good to go. The sun is still out it's noon by Jade count and you and the boys didn't eat since you left the fortress. Jade let's you know there is someone else joining the party, but there is time for one more thing before leaving. https://pastebin.com/SzBNBUuGBow>Gobson keeps the Bow>Prot gets the Bow and Sling>Prot only get the Bow and Gobson the sling>Other21 Bronze Money leftWhat do?>Go to the big building Jade say there is food and a thing called alcohol>Go to the baker and get some fresh bread>Check out the Town Hall, Jade say the Newmonts live there>Other
>>4307889>Prot gets the Bow and SlingWe have 0 skill in the bow and Prot has a higher Dex then us, we should try to find a way to get our hands on some Javelins>OtherSearch for some Javelins
>>4307889>Eat and drink with the boys
>>4307896>>4307889We keep the bow. We have 2 Dex and we suffered a week of getting MILKED DRY for it
QM, can we ask Prot if he has any experience using a bow? Since we haven't been around much to see what he's trained with
>>4307900>QM, can we ask Prot if he has any experience using a bow?Sure. Gobson: "Hey Prot just how good are you with a bow?"Prot: "Better than you Grigger." He said playfully as he eye the bow on your back. "I practured with the bow, a little while to know what to do. But Dwarves came and took us out the nest. With that bow, I can shoot many things, just by pointing it at the targets."Learned Bits is Level 1 in Bow
>>4307897So, not only does Prot have a higher Dex then us, but he also has a level in Bow while we haven't even started training with it. We should definitely be giving Prot the bow
>>4307918Melee combat is a death sentence, we need to Robin hood it up or Prot will get all the credit while we get shit
>>4307889>>Gobson keeps the bow>> Eat and drink with the boysProt isn't even the one who's pissed at us, we don't need to give him the bow to make up with him.
>>4307891Support>>4307889What do?>Go to the baker and get some fresh bread.If we drink alcohol, we will 100% act out like grigger.
Status Update Gobson4.5 EXP from leveling up Intelligence6 EXP from leveling up Dex6 EXP from Willpower8 EXP from leveling up Charisma8.5 EXP from leveling up Endurance16.5 EXP from Wisdom5 EXP From leveling up and getting a free ability pointIt's in here https://pastebin.com/rPu3fUiH
>>4307889>Gobson keeps the bow
>>4307927It's not about making up with him, it's about playing into our teams strengths. He's just better at a bow then we are, there isn't a question about that>>4307923I'm not recommending we go into melee, we have a point in Javelins, so we might as well rock those until we can train something else other than a bow
We talk about making up for getting Stone or Urm killed, and how we need to show that we're a better leader then Grelob is. Why not take this chance to show it with a small action, like giving a bow to someone who can actually use it, instead of trying to keep it for selfish reasons.
Anon is right. Supporting giving Prot the bow
>>4307891>>4307939>>4307973>Prot gets the Bow and Sling>>4307891>Search for some Javelins>>4307896>>4307927>Eat and drink with the boys>>4307897>>4307927>>4307957>Gobson keeps the Bow>>4307939>Go to the baker and get some fresh bread.Seems like the boys are headed to the tavern. For some food and some drinks, and Gobson currently tied at with the bow. Which you can always take back or give depending on the situation. >Roll me 1d100. Just to see who's at the tavern right now.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4308000
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4308000>Gobson keeps the Bow
>>4308000Can we ask Prot to show it to Bits? He might be able to make something similar since that's his thingAlso pardon my idiocy but what's the chalk for?
Can't we just get Prot's sling and give him the bow? Him having two ranged weapons seems excessive, and us having a sling as a backup ranged weapon is good in case melee goes wrong.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4308044I'd be down for this if it's what people wanna do
>>4308003>87 NiceYou let Jade know that you’re hungry and she suggested to go to the local inn. Outside the shop and a short walk away was a two-story wood building. Walking inside it smelled like the Dwarf Fortress, and the people here are drinking the same bubble drink they served back in the fortress. You go inside and take a seat, Jade says a few words in the Humie language, and gives 4 copper coins to a female Humie who smiled at you and the boys even if you are a goblin. Bits: “Pretty Humie server. May rape later.”Prot: “No balls.”Jade “Griggers she isn’t a prostitute and we’re only here to eat. Just keep quiet and eat. I got us stewed Sausage and Whey Cheese, with a tankard of Cider. If you guys like the food, that’s just one perk of not being a .Grigger in the woods.” She said and disciplined them, they quiet down as we waited for the food. You took a look around the place.The guy behind the counter looked like the owner, he had blonde hair and a mustache, on the wall were some thin sheets. The people in the inn, looked at your group and say Griggers under their breath. You see a female Humie wearing loose clothing with a necklace of a symbol, with white hair and sharp blues eyes and a thin nose. The clothes are fine and several pouches hang from her belt. A Humie male that eyes Jade up and down, with long graying hair, gray eyes and a flat nose. He wears fine clothes and a feathered hat. He looks ill. And a Dwarf with brown hair and amber eyes, ink on his arm of something dwarf. He wears fine clothing and fine white gloves. He's looking out the window to lands beyond. After eyeing up the place you get your food and drink and it’s great. Sausage is like meat but tastes much better. The cheese is good, it makes the stew much better. If this is what you get for being in town, you wonder why not all goblins stop acting like Griggers? You got access to good clothes, good food, so much better than living in a cave eating over smoked meat, or sour berries with only a loincloth biting into your skin. What do? (Pick one or More)>Go talk with one of those persons (Who?)>Ask Jade what’s next>Talk with the boys>Ask Jade what are the thin sheets on the board meat>MORE FOOD AND DRINK>Let Jade know you'll pay everything back that you spent>Hit on that pretty female humie server>Other
>>4308063>Also pardon my idiocy but what's the chalk for?Gobson knows that Bits like to make chalk art. So (Anon) bought chalk for Bits. A nice gift using knowledge about Bits' character>Can we ask Prot to show it to Bits?Yes. But not right now.>>4308044>Can't we just get Prot's sling and give him the bow?Yes, you could.
>>4308063>Talk with the nun ask her to talk about her god >Talk with the Human looking at JadeTell him to stop>Talk with the Dwarf ask him if he can teach crafts>Ask Jade to explain the bulletin board and get a quest
>>4308063>Talk with the boys>Talk with Jade about her sisterWould like to know more about her past, we're gonna help her regardless but still
>>4308097>>4308100Guys we got to talk with the people. We're going to be wasting the roll if we don't>>4308097Supporting asking about Jade's sister
>>4308079Supporting this too, but let's tell the human to stop looking at Jade after we talk with everybody else, just in case stuff gets violent
>>4308079>supportEverything but telling the guy to stop looking at Jade, we don’t need to be starting trouble
>>4308079>>4308135>>4308141>Talk with the nun ask her to talk about her god>Talk with the Human looking at Jade>Talk with the Dwarf ask him if he can teach crafts>Ask Jade to explain the bulletin board and get a quest>>4308079>>4308100>>4308097>Talk with the boys>Talk with Jade about her sisterLooks like everything. Going to go with talking with the boys, than talking with Jade about her sister. Than explaining board, talking with the nun, Dwarf, than last Humans.>Roll me 4d100. Bo3 (+6 For the boys, -4 for Nun, -20 For Dwarf, -10 for Humie) (-# to rolls since these are other races, and not goblins)
Rolled 78, 73, 23, 91 = 265 (4d100)>>4308149Watch this
Rolled 4, 90, 21, 71 = 186 (4d100)>>4308149
Griggers come on we need another roll.
Rolled 43, 73, 60, 52 = 228 (4d100)>>4308149watch it be shit
>>4308152>>4308153>>4308164these rolls are not that bad
>>4308152>>4308153>>4308164>84. 86, 40, 81Before you go out traveling you get to know some things beforehand. Like where is Jade’s Sister which is the main point of doing this for Jade. But first got to talk with the boys.Gobson: “Prot and Bits. [Gobson has something to say to his boys.” They were silent as you prepared the words to be spoken. “I am sorry that you were taken from the Dwarves. But traveling with Jade we can see many great things, Dwarves, Humies, and Centaurs. Maybe we get a Dwarf to come with us during our travels. Gobson is saying he just wants best for his friends, and want to be all good again.”Bits: “Grigger took you long enough. Gobson is the big dumb, but a big heart.”Prot: “Me good at shooting, but you shot at heart.” That went well, seems like that was what Bits wanted from you. But you don’t forget the promise you made to them about finding that Centaur as you shift your attention to Jade who was eating the Sausage stew.Gobson: “Jade where is your sister? I know she is gone but do you have a clue where she is?”Jade: “Glad you ask Gobson, it’s on the other side of the world.”Gobson: “The world? You mean close to my old nest that’s very far, many days' travel.”Jade: “Gobson that’s very close, my sister is literally on the other side of the world. I asked my goddess and she gave me a location to follow and a name. The nation of Ssistlih, and that’s how much information I could find about my sister.”Gobson: “What does sister look like? Is she the same age as Jade?Jade: “She’s my younger sister so she would look similar to me, we got separated years ago. She should be 14 by now, so older than all you Griggers put together. I didn’t even know she was still alive before asking and giving an offering. Prot: “Is Ssistlih on the other side of Newmont?Bits: “No Grigger. It's a lot of Newmont away.”Jade: “Let me just show you guys where we are in the world, compare to Ssistlih. She takes out a thin sheet from her pack and draws a circle on it. Placing two dots with different colors on it. That’s how far we have to travel, you and the rest of the goblins were not able to make heads or tails of it, So Jade ended the talk about her sister. Allowing you to do some other things.[Cont]
>>4308298Gobson:” What are those things on the wall?” You said and pointed at the board with the thin sheets.Jade: “That’s the questing board, filled with low paying jobs, that we don’t need to do as we’re leaving here tomorrow.” With that information, you were ready to talk with the others of the place.That female humie dressed in fine clothes could use a talking to. You walk up to her, and bid her hello. She didn’t automatically turn her face to disgust, as she stared in your direction but not at you. She couldn’t keep her hands to herself, as her hands closely reached your hands as she stroked her and said a few words in her humie language. She opened a pouch and withdrew some wooden beads and placed them in your hand. That lady was weird, it’s like she couldn’t see you as you bid her goodbye.Next was the Dwarf, just walking up to him and when you start talking he only responds with one phrase. Dwarf “Pick up that mug. Grigger” He said and drunk down his drink and dropped it to the ground. You knew when a Dwarf didn't want to talk to you as you moved to talk with the humie grey hair that kept looking at Jade.Gobson: “Humie stop staring at Jade. She is allowed to eat and drink without your loose cloth humie staring at her.” He reposed in Humie and when it was clear you didn’t speak it, he withdrew a bottle of clear material, inside was a thick liquid and he pointed it at Jade. You didn’t know what he was doing or what was the point of that, so he left you guessing what he meant. He then moves to the table and shove his hand down his pants and picked out a silver coin and placed it on the table.Jade said some words in Humie and got out two silver coins and placed them on the table. The humie face turned into embarrassment, as he took his coin and went up the stairs of the inn. After that Jade seems like she was waiting for someone, but when it became clear that someone wasn’t coming she went to the inn owner and paid some coins and gave you and the boys one key. Told you that it’s for the inn room, and she will be going to sleep. She heads upstairs and you hear a door close upstairs.The sun is setting and you are tired from staying up for so long that sleep would be a nice thing. But it seems when the sun sets the activity of the inn picks up with more people eating and drinking. But without any money you can’t get anything. You go to your room and sleep on the ground with the boys.* * *It’s morning and you are the first to wake. The sun is still rising as you think of what to do after dressing up in your gear. +3 EXP Level 2: Diplomacy 3/20 EXP What do?>Wait for Jade to get you >Knock on Jade’s Door and ask what’s happening today>Wake up the boys, leave a message with one to relay to Jade as you’re going outside and (Doing what?)>Other
>>4308298>>4308296qm did a fucky wucky lmao
>>4308304>let your mind wander in thoughts till you go to sleeptime to level up that philosophy and will
>>4308304>Wake up the boys, leave a message with one to relay to Jade as you’re going outside to trainWe should take a little time this morning to do some lifting or practice with our axe
>>4308311supportwe can also do a philosophical chat with Bits, thinking alone will get us only so far.
>>4308311>>4308324This but no sleeping. We already slept We should bring Bits into our talk
>>4308311>>4308324Supporting this, minus the sleep
Rolled 48, 17, 53 = 118 (3d100)>>4308311>let your mind wander in thoughts till you go to sleep>>4308324>>4308328>>4308325>let your mind wander in thoughts with Bits>>4308314>Wake up the boys, leave a message with one to relay to Jade as you’re going outside to trainLooks like Gobson is going to think about Philosophy with his boy Bits.>Roll me 1d100. Bo3.Rolling for Bits.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4308331
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4308331
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4308331
>>4308357time be more of ourselves than a griggerfor better or worse
>>4308357Time for big think
>>4308333>>4308336>>4308357>95Time to do the big think, maybe Bits can help in the big think. You wake him up, and let him know that you’re going to do a big think and he should help with the thinking.Gobson: “Bits, wake up we need to have a big think.” Bits: “I can’t have a big think, until I rape my dick.” With his words you got to thinking about the word rape. Goblins always uses that word to mean a lot of things, like making white goo come out, you rape your dick. When you want to have fun with a female you rape it, or they rape you. Maybe other races use the word rape differently as you don’t remember Jade saying the word. Either did the Fake Bearded Goblin, he only used it to insult you and your kind. With your talks with the Dwarves you never heard the word being used, maybe they don’t talk about those things freely. Or they use a different word to mean different things, you would taught to use the word rape by Bits and the other goblins. But who did they learn from, did they learn the right thing. Are you even using the word correctly from it’s intended form. But who’s to say it’s not the correct form as you and even Grelob use the word like it. There was to be more to it, you feel like you need more help to figure this out. Bits wasn’t being helpful as he rape his dick into the rape pot they have in the corner.“...Bradley De Newmont!...” Was what you heard from below. That same name that Pale Orc said when you were captured and tied down in the tents outside the town. Could he be here right now, did he finally track you down and come to end your life? You place an ear to the floor and listen in. “...Bradley... Newmont” The only words you could understand are the name being given and not much else to go by. This can be very bad if he is coming for you..+2.5 EXP Level 1: Philosophy 0/10 EXPWhat do?>Escape out the 2nd floor window>Hide in your room>Run downstair past him and out the door>No more running, challenge him to a duel>Other
>>4308394>get prot and bits to get jade and be ready to run away or fight>Escape out the 2nd floor window>call for him and reveal yourselfif he's here we have to distract him bits and prot follows our god now and he will be expecting it once he even gazes at our boys with his blessed eyesight from his damned god once he has our attention he will be likely go outside to come after us its our boys decision wether they help us out and ambush him or we run far away from from the tavern, making him follow us away from our party and that depends wether he has friends or notthat dammed bradley and his guiding god he was notified the second we entered this settlement most likely from his own god we must kill him if we even want a brief breathing room till they send another one in
>>4308394>get prot and bits to get jade and be ready to run away or fight>Do not reveal yourself
>>4308394>Don't act like a Grigger>Walk to Jade's Room and let her know Bradley is downstairs>Don't reveal ourselves
>>4308394>>Pray to MalgumMalgum saved us from Bradley Newmont once. He's probably willing to do it again.
>>4308411>I have a plan>>4308428>>4308439>>4308448>>4308459>Don't reveal ourselves>>4308432>>4308448>>4308459>Don't act like a Grigger>Walk to Jade's Room and let her know Bradley is downstairs>>4308439>Pray to MalgumLooks like Gobson is going to let Jade lead on this one>Roll me 1d100. Bo3 (Keeping our Cool)
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4308466
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4308466I got this
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4308466Nat 100 bros, behold
So guys so are we going to simp for? Jade or her sister? Her sister is closer to us in age than Jade is
>>4308484whoever is single no ntr is gonna happen you sick fucksfortune cookie is fine too
>>4308469>>4308470>>4308472>68The first thought in your brain was rape follow by panic that Bradley De Newmont is downstairs and possibly is coming for you to kill you after he didn’t get the chance to do so weeks ago. You quickly come up with a plan to get Bits and Prot to alarm Jade and you climb out the window to buy them time. You didn’t do the plan and thought maybe Jade can handle it differently. You quickly wake up the boys and tell them to get ready and leave the room where you see Jade walking in the hallway about to go down the stairs before you stopped her.Gobson: “Jade, Bradley De Newmont is downstairs and he is here to kill me. After he didn’t get the chance to do so.”Jade: ‘Gobson the Grigger. Stop with this Grigger nonsense. Bradley would never hurt a fly, only a dozen of wolves that attacked him while he was trying to save a goblin from being a Grigger.Shock fills your body, the story of the attacks is twisted and corrupted. The truth isn’t known even to Jade that it was 6 wolves that gave their lives to you, granted by Maglum. Not only that but the fact she says Bradley would never hurt a fly just let you know how deep it goes or how she doesn’t know.Jade: “Gobson don’t stand there like a Grigger. It’s rude to keep the last member of our party waiting.” Words cannot escape from your agasp mouth, does Jade not hear what you say. Does she not know who she’s dealing with? Jade: “I’ll be downstairs if you need me, or if you want to meet Bradley. Go wake up the others, they should also meet him.” She said and started heading for the stairs.+1 EXP Willpower 1 5/10What do?>Calmly walk with Jade down the stairs Bradley don’t remember you right?>Tackle Jade before she can go down the stairs>Listen/spy from the top of the stairs try to figure out what the hell is going on>Get the boys and head downstairs like Jade said>Jump out the window and escape >Other
>>4308496>Calmly walk with JadeI think we gotta trust in her, if it goes south then we gtfo and she realizes we were right
>>4308496>>Listen/spy from the top of the stairs try to figure out what the hell is going on
>>4308496im not dealing with this shit again qm fucking dammit we should have tell our side of our story instead of that alabama nigger grelob when we have gotten the chance>give prot bow and quiver full of arrowsits outright useless to us especially we are in a enclosed space>tell jade if anything goes wrong we are going out of the 2nd story window if we cant handle it>walk with jade but walk infront of her you are a tank of the groupi swear op if this shit is the same again im gonna strangle you in your sleep
>>4308516What do you mean by same shit again?>>4308496>Hold Jade before she heads down>Tell her our side of story>Have her wait a bit as we give Prot the bow and arrows>Walk down with Jade
>>4308525remember the time where go through that poophole straight to the underdark just because of a joke?yeah that one
>>4308496>Listen/spy from the top of the stairs try to figure out what the hell is going on>Get the boys in case things go south
>>4308528Support.No simping for Jade or her sister Anons. Let's find Gobson a goblin mate, not some granny or great great granny cold bolt.But I have a feeling that Newmont wasn't trying to kill us last time. If I remember correctly we prayed to Maglum before he was able to finish what he was saying. I think he wanted us to change our religion from Maglum. It looks like Jade has her own god as well>>4308298>"Me good at shooting but you shot at heart"Well said, Prot, well said. Pic related
>>4308503>Calmly walk with Jade>>4308513>>4308528>>4308533>Listen/spy from the top of the stairs try to figure out what the hell is going on>>4308516>>4308525>Give prot bow and quiver full of arrows>walk with jade but walk infront of her you are a tank of the groupLooks like Gobson is going to do a mix of both since he could just give Prot the bow and arrows quickly and go listen/spy from the stairs. >Roll 1d100. Bo3 (+6 Hiding/Dex)
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4308537
Rolled + 6 (1d00 + 6)>>4308537106 watch this
I don't understand
>>4308544its supposed to be 1d100+6 not 1d00+6 you idiot
Rolled 7 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>4308537ok i'm retard
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4308537
>>4308555ooh that was close
>>4308555>>4308539>>4308541>95You spring into action, you run back to the room you share with Bits and Prot. Gave the bow and arrows to Prot quickly and told them to get ready if there is any fighting happening down below. They agree to it without much energy, and you run back to the stairs and listen in. The words were spoken in Dragonic between Jade and NewmontBradley De Newmont: “Hey Jade...you...Griggers?.”Jade: “Hello Bradley De Newmont.”Bradley De Newmont: “... Bradley...ok.”Jade:”Bradley ...Griggers... Gobson, Bits, … Prot...us”That what you can make out, then it got into big Dragonic words you were not able to make out. It didn’t seem like any fighting was going to break out, as he looks happy reserving a mug from the female server. Who Bradley wink at her, which caused her to get red in the face, from his body language you can tell he is relaxed and talking. Then Bits and Prot come from behind.Bits: “Stop being a Grigger, I’m going to go sit with Jade.Prot: “Prot hungry.”Before you can alarm them of Bradley De Newmont they walk down the stairs and will blow your cover if you speak so you sit and watch. When he sees Bits and Prot he calls out to them.Bradley De Newmont: “You must be the goblins I heard about. Let me guess Gobson and Bits. Allow me to introduce myself Bradley De Newmont but you can call me Bradley”Bits: “Right on me, but this one is Prot. Gobson is taking a shit.”Prot: “Nice to meet you, you traveling with us? Nice Fur.”Bradley De Newmont: “Thanks, I had it made from Maglums’ wolves. So care to explain your guys skills, will you be able to pull your own weight.”Bits: ”I can make stuff well for a goblin. And Prot he can shoot good just look at his bow.” Bits said and Prot showed Bradley your bow.Bradley De Newmont: “Cute Dwarfish bow. Should fit well for your goblin hands, and by the feel of it will keep your arrow straight. Nice find.”Prot: “Thanks, I got it from a Grigger..”Bits: “Gobson has no real skills, but he’s bigger than us and he likes to carry alot stuff. He’ll be able to hold our supplies.”Bradley De Newmont: “Bigger you say? Did he evolve?”Bits: “What Evolve?Bradley De Newmont: ”Something goblins can do and it’s a long while since I saw one.”What do?>Keep listening>Walk out and sit down, you’re sure that Bradley don’t recognize you>Walk out and pass them through the main door>Escape from the 2nd story window>Other
>>4308573+2.5 EXP Level 1: Hiding 7.5/10 EXP
>>4308573>Walk our and sit down
>>4308573>maglum preserve jade and those fools>Keep listening but get ready when it gets wrongthis formation is wronghe has gotten stronger and betterwe are in enclosed spacehe is asking for our strength and weaknessesthe entire party has let their guard downwe are not powerful enoughbut fuck im not gonna let prot and bits gonna get slashed by him or even get killed and take jade hostage to force us out
>>4308573>>Walk out and pass them through the main doorall casual like
also what is the deal with the old guy and his cum bottle?did jade prostitute herself?!the whore
>>4308573>Walk out and sit downBradley is not going to kill us in the inn. We're safe in a public place, because the other people will be in the crossfire. Also it'll look bad for him to kill goblins that legally didn't do anything wrong.
>>4308573>>Walk out and sit down, you’re sure that Bradley don’t recognize youwe evolved, prob look different now.just dont spill maglum spaghetti
>>4308595you blind grigger bits already said our name and said we are bigger than them now>>4308593there is a chance that his religion's influence is at a point that he can justify this and declare us apostatei fucking hope im a paranoid little shit and none of the worse things happen right now
>>4308597>our namedid we tell him our name when he was raping us?cant remember
>>4308597>>4308599But we never gave him our name.
>>4308599no not reallybut he probably knows as well that gobs do evolve based on that godso if we are big and a reasonable gob that talks good that is a hint of what we are
>>4308607assumptions make an ass out of youyou ooc-meta grigger
>>4308609its not fucking meta if black orcs and pale orcs exist you shit
> Walk downstairs and sit down> Keep our damn cool> Keep our mouth shut
>>4308573>Other>Walk out and sit down, and call Bradley an OriggerThis is objectively the best course of action.
>>4308582>>4308593>>4308595>>4308681>Walk out and sit down>>4308590>Walk out and pass them through the main door>>4308751>Walk out and sit down, and call Bradley an Origger>>4308583>maglum preserve jade and those fools>Keep listening but get ready when it gets wrongLooks like Gobson is going to keep his cool and sit down at the table with his boys.>Roll me 1d100. Bo3 (+1 Casual)
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>4308831
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4308831
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4308831
>>4308832>>4308842>>4308857>71Time to stand up and nut up. You stand from your hiding spot and walk down the stairs ready to face Bradley De Newmont. Each step down the stairs was one step closer, once down the stairs his glaze goes onto you. You began walking while under the eyes of many, they bore into you. As you were able to take your seat Jade begins to talk as Bradley is eyeing you up.Jade: “Here is the last of the Griggers. His name is Gobson and without him none of this would be possible.” Jade kind words warmed your heart, giving you good feeling in this tense situation. Bradley De Newmont: ”Gobson such a strong goblin name. I see that you’re different from the other goblins. You’re evolved, and by the looks of it you seem to be a follower of Maglum. I happened to have the chance to speak withMaglum himself after cutting down his wolves. As a follower would you want to know what was talked about?” His eyes are on you, the other goblins and Jade's eyes are on you. The guy from yesterday with the glass bottle has his eye on you, The Dwarf that called you a Grigger has his eyes on you. The pretty female Humie with robes that gave you a necklace of beads are looking in your general location. Everyone has their eyes on you as you are being spoken to by Bradley De Newmont.+1 EXP Level 0: Casual 1/5 EXP What do?>Say Yes.>Say No.>Say (Words here)>RUN AWAY>Other
>>4308914>Ask him to tell the story from the start as we never heard it>listen to him talk and ask him to explain what Maglum said to him
Man I'd love to make a choice but I have to catch up in the previous threads first.
>>4308947>>4308970>>4308972>>4309002>Ask him to tell the story from the start as we never heard it>listen to him talk and ask him to explain what Maglum said to himYou think in your mind, you want to listen to what he knows, to see if he wants to kill you or not. So you think of a question to ask him.Gobson: "I want to know what Maglum said, and the whole story because I didn't hear it yet. I want to hear from the source." With these words, his eyes filled with light as he thought back.Bradley: “The tale of how I gain the title of Wolf Slayer. It was just last month when my brother traveled out of town to find the Orcs that defaced the Town Hall. He came upon a tribe of goblins, after questioning them he took under the care of a goblin that suffered a head wound, he was brought back to Newmont to heal up. I was trying to find the murderer of a friend and fellow dowser, and there was only one lead Conner’s horse that the Orcs were using. I was able to bring out a confession, which led me to a small cave recently abandoned by goblins. Guess what I found in that cave.”Gobson: “What?”Bradley: “Human flesh, a shine to Maglum, recently ransacked by the Orcs. Conner Baker was killed by goblins while dowsing in the mountain valley, the goblins cut him up and ate him, the Orcs robbed them blind and killed off one of them. That wasn’t enough for me, I needed justice. That brings me back to the goblin that my brother brought in. I wanted to question him if he had any part in all this, but before I could get anything out of him a dozen wolves attacked. It was a fierce fight, I got scars from it but I was able to take down 6 of them before blacking out. I sometimes wonder what happened to that goblin, and why did Maglum favor him if he doesn’t like being offered human flesh.” Bits: “What did Maglum say?”Bradley: “Maglum was impressed at my feat and didn’t bear any ill feeling against me. We talked a lot, and after it, I found out that he’s a pretty good guy who just has Griggers for followers that give him offerings he never wanted or asked for. One good thing is he’s a goblin god that leads his followers to not be Griggers not like the other goblins gods. That pretty much wraps up everything about how I got the title of Wolf Slayer.”Gobson: “Maglum cool with Bradley?”Bradley: “Yes.”Jade: “Great story Bradley, now that’s out of the way we should talk about our first plan of action.”What do?>Expose that you are goblin that escaped>Try to figure out if Bradley is lying or telling the truth>Listen to Jade and Bradley plan of action>Suggest what first has to be done (What?)>Order some food for you and the boys>Get up from the table and run away>Other
>>4309081>Expose that you are goblin that escapedFuck this guy
>>4309081>Listen to Jade and Bradley plan of action>>4309092You want to get us killed? Stop being a Grigger
>>4309098This guy is a lying piece of shit, and is going to backstab us in the future, like with literally every orc encounter we've ever had.Not to mention that if he outright attacks us for revealing ourselves then Jade and the boys will be on our side. Better get it over now, instead of in the future, where he will inevitably figure it out, and then still attack us, likely without Jade or the boys around.We need to stop trusting Origgers, it has caused like 70% of the conflict in this story.
>>4309081>Expose that you are the goblin that escaped, apologize for the wolf attack explaining that your head wound had confused youMaglums cool with him, we did murder a guy and eat his meat, Brad was just enacting justice
>>4309106Why the fuck do you think Jade and the others will join. We're literally inside the town named after this dude, what's to stop all the town from joining in and raping our ass. Bits and Prot fucking like his ass, and we don't have the best relationship with them. Jade has bigger things to worry about than our life, like her sister. I'm betting she don't throw that away just for us. What's to stop him from stepping out of a bit and coming back with a squad of guards to arrest/kill our ass. We could always ditch his ass, or don't ever talk about what ever happened to him or anyone else and let it be buried over time.>>4309107Don't expose ourselves. Let's just ask Maglum later to verify all the shit coming from his mouth is truth. What he's just lying about not remember, if we tell him it was us we're going put ourselves back in the same situation as before.
>>4309098This>>4309092Let’s not be a Grigger and die
>>4309119>Why the fuck do you think Jade and the others will join.If the guy flips the fuck out just for us saying "hey, that was me", why wouldn't they join us? We would not have started the fight, it makes him look like the lying Origger he is, and destroys Jade's perception of him that he "wouldn't hurt a fly". As for the town, we should be able to get some bar patrons to vouch for us, or at the very worst we could just skedaddle. This dude originally tried to kill us just for being a follower of Maglum, and has just identified us as a follower of Maglum. Really, what's to stop him from just slitting our throat while we sleep?
>>4309081>>Listen to Jade and Bradley plan of action
>>4309081>>Listen to Jade and Bradly plan of actionWe just have to pray to Malgum later to see if he backs up Bradley's story. If not we kill the Origger
>>4309144It's a horrible play. He flips we get rekt. He doesn't flip he stay calm he knows without a doubt that it was us. Giving him a chance to either kill us in our sleep or doing some other shit that doesn't cause a scene you thin he'll do.Best play is to just don't give out information.
>>4309092>>4309107>Expose that you are goblin that escaped>>4309098>>4309133>>4309145>>4309163>Listen to Jade and Bradley plan of actionLooks like Gobson will listen to the plan as they figure out what's the possible places to go.>Roll 1d100 Bo3. (-10 Geography)
Rolled 21 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>4309194
wtf i swear i did -10
>>4309198>wtf i swear i did -10Yeah, you have to do dice+1d100+-10 for it to work. But it's really not a problem
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4309194
Rolled 86 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>4309194
i just came back and at this point jade and the bros realizeswhy we are freaking the fuck outwhere did the money came fromhow did it turned out when the entire tribe rat us out and gave us to himhow deep of a shit its gonna happen if we reveal ourselves
>>4309081I hope QM isn't starting to burn out.
>>4309271>I hope QM isn't starting to burn out.Nah. I ate dinner and needed to do some RL stuff. I'm just writing the update with a map.
>>4309196>>4309203>>4309218>76You keep quiet and listen in. Any comments about Bradley and if he’s going to kill you or not is going to have to wait.Jade: “Alright first thing we have to get to the ocean. But there are many routes we can take to reach the ocean.” She said and took out a thin sheet with lines on it with colors. “We’re right here on the red dot that’s Newmont and we have two places we can travel West or East.”Bradley: “May I?” He said and took out a writing tool, he popped the top of it and placed it on the other end.Jade: “Go ahead.” She said and slid the thin sheet over to him.Bradley: “There are three Dwarf nations surrounding my father’s territory and one human nation. The one to the North we have good relations with and treat goblins the same as we treat them here in Newmont. The Dwarves in the South, hate goblins and pretty much kill them on sight. The Dwarf nation to the West have a negative view with the goblins, but as long as they keep their heads down and covered up they should be fine. The nation to the East is run by Humans with some Dwarves within the population.”* * * It was an hour or two of talking, that there are two routes to go, three when Bradley pointed out the Dwarves to the West have an underground rail system. First route will be heading Edria lands through the plains until a town is reached. The second route is taking the overland route across Zespia and heading to Asmana. The last route will be heading North to the Zespia own Fortress and taking a rail trip to the southernmost point. They each have their own pros and cons of course. The more West they head the closer they are to reaching Jade’s sister, the con is that the Cat nation of Asmana is collapsing from internal strife. The safe route, and longest would be to head East to the human nation of Edria. Bradley wager that the people of Asmana would be more accepting of goblins than the humans would be as they are beastman. When all the explaining was over it was a time to choose where to go as a group. Both Jade and Bradley had their own ideas of what to do, but decided to hear what the goblins want to do.Gobson: “Why do you want to travel Bradley don’t you have a good life here? You do own the town right?” Bradley: “Gobson. I’m traveling for the thrill of it, something my own father partook at my age. It’s something I have to do as well if I ever want to follow in my father’s footsteps and surpass my own limits.”(Cont) It took some time by the wait is over. This is a major change from how the quest started, I'm liking it, hope you anons like it as well. It'll give Gobson a chance to get better as a goblin.
>>4309416>Route 1 Traveling East across Edria plains +Cheap+-Dangerous?-Longest trip time>Route 2 Traveling West on the overland route over mountains to reach Asmana+ Cheap+- Dangerous?- Travel over mountains>Route 3 Traveling North to the Zespia owned fortress and paying a sum to take the rail system down to the southern tip of Asmana.-Cost money-Fastest trip time+-Possible mistreatment for being a goblin+Safest?+1.5 EXP Level 0: Geography 1.5/5What do?>Pick a route (Which one)>Ask Bradley if he knows more information of a nation (Which one?)>Don't vote for a route and let the others handle it>Have Bradley expand on why he is traveling with three goblins and a Cold Bolt>Have something explain from the map>Other
>>4309420>Ask Bradley if he knows more information of a nation (Cat nation of of Asmana)
>>4309430+1I like the way you think anon.
>>4309420>Ask Bradley if any of those nations have centaurs
>>4309430Support>>4309435We should ask if the cat nation is known to have centaurs near by, since its home to beastmen
>>4309435>>4309439Supporting also this>>4309420>Ask Bradley if slaves can be bought and sold at (Cat Nation)
>>4309449does our god and the others tolerate the ownership of slavery? you know we probably could get centaur girls from a tribe somewhere in asmana
>>4309454Something we should ask Maglum later. I'm guessing we're going to have to do quests during our travel because I don't think Jade's money will cut it. Maybe some of this money can be used for better equipment or slaves if we have a chance to buy them.
>>4309430>>4309433>>4309439>>4309456>Ask Bradley if he knows more information of a nation (Cat nation of Asmana)>>4309435>>4309439>>4309449>Ask Bradley if any of those nations have centaurs/Is there Centaurs in Cat nation?>>4309449>Ask Bradley if slaves can be bought and sold at (Cat Nation)Looks like Gobson is very interested in the Cat nation of Asmana.Rule from QM: Also if your Charisma is 2. Each level higher than 0 will give you a +3 bonus.Also Gobson stats is updated https://pastebin.com/rPu3fUiH>Roll me 1d100. Bo3 (+6 Due to Charisma Gather Information)
Rolled 98 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>4309464Maglum pls
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4309464no nat 1 pls
>>4309470MAGLUM BE PRAISED
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d100 + 6)>>4309464
>>4309482thats too fucking close
>>4309470>>4309471>>4309482With the information that there can be cat people just a nation away, it was enough to find out more about them. The only person that you know sitting in the table that knows about Asmana or the cat people in general is Bradley so you’re going to have to ask him hopefully he’s able to explain it well enough for you to understand. Bits and Prot are whispering within themselves, maybe weighting the pros and cons of the options.Gobson: “The cat nation-” You said before you were cut off, by Bradley smugly. Bradley: “That’s two Jade for Asmana.”Gobson: “I wasn’t finished, is there more information about Asmana?”Bradley: “Right. There is, allow me to explain.”Asmana is currently collapsing due to internal strife, with multiple groups bidding for power for the country as a whole. The King was killed and the Crown Prince can’t take the crown as he didn’t finish the proper religious ritual needed for the heir to become king. The religious organization will not finish the ritual for the prince as they favor his cousin. With the head of the country still undecided, some Dukes sided with the Crown Prince while the others the church. Some choose to not pick a side and take this chance to attack their neighbors so when the fighting is done and someone is King they have a bigger share of pie. With the amount of battles that took place in the earlier days, weapons littered the battlefield, that were picked up and used by newly formed warbands. They mostly keep to their regions, but some have moved against local lords killing them off and having themselves be the new lord. Three years there was fighting, and doesn’t seem to stop anytime soon.Bradley: “Exactly the reason why my father is in Asmana right now and allowed Chester De Newmont handle the family estate.”Gobson: “Is there Centaurs in Asmana?” With the word Centaur spoken Bits and Prot stop the eating they were doing and listen in very closely as they lead forward on the table to just hear.Bradley: “Aye.” He said and drank some of his Cider. “They come from afar to gain riches from the chaos, selling their skill in both Ax and bow. If you encounter one in a field, you’re already dead. But death is not all that Asmana was to offer.” He said with a grin. * * *Bradley explained many things. That the people of Asmana are many things, ugly is not one of them. They have many varieties, including color, size, and shape. You’re bond to find one you have a liking to. They can be quiet as mice or furious as lions. The nation has many tombs within it’s lands, many lost to time which can house some loot. You just have to be careful in the lands as there is no trial by peers, or by anyone other than the one that was the blade. (Cont)
>>4309518After all that information is given Bits and Prot give their vote of heading to Asmana. They didn’t choose a route, they just wanted to head West to see the Cat People with their own eyes. Bradley doesn’t remember the cost of taking the rail system as it’s been years since he last was on it. Before the war in Asmana which started 3 years ago, the only thing he can offer is the Dwarves need payment after going to each station along the route, and there are a lot of stations. +3 EXP Level 1: Gather Information 0/10 EXP4 EXP from leveling up CharismaWhat do?>Pick a route (Which one)>Start traveling daylight is burning>Hold up Jade maybe we need just one more thing (What?)>Ask Bradley if he knows more information about a nation (Which one?)>Have Bradley expand on why he is traveling with three goblins and a Cold Bolt>Have something explain from the map>Other
>>4309518Oh fuck ding ding ding boys simping for jade can end in Asmana if we perform the ritual maybe we can become king of the cat people
>>4309519the boys are in it and we have to pay debt to them even brad is on this welp>Pick a route (route 2)we gotta do a schedule training for our strength, endurance, dexterity, wisdom and charisma because this is the most or the second most (to us that is. If we go to the fastest route, we either gonna get swarmed by dwarves or raise that sneak and diplomacy skill a ton) hostile thing out of the three routes but im feeling confident with our boys
>>4309524Here is how we can get a Cat Gf. We pay for a virgin one.>>4309519>Route of the railroad>Have Bradley explain why he's traveling with us>Daylight is burning let's go
>>4309519Pick a route (route 2)I've had enough of dwarf griggers, fake dwarf griggers, and any grigger with a beard really. Also guys lets not forget we owe Malgum a few wolves, don't want him to get pissy again.
>>4309530Now that I think about let's do the route 2. We don't have a time limit so we can level up with the boys.>>4309531Changing to route 2>>4309540We should give Maglum some pussycats and see how he reacts.
>>4309540speaking of owing maglum a few wolves we have to come across a maglum sanctuary or a shrine to give wolves if we ever capture them or better aid and protect the wolves so if we meet a wolf thats having a hard time or a wolf/canine beastmen we have to help them out in the name of maglum i think he also said about helping the wolves when we were evolving
>>4309518QM is that picture from a Skyrim visual mod? It looks great. Also the quest is amazing, I kinda feel bad since I doubt you were expecting Gobson to go with Jade and lose to the nat 20 dwarf. But you made a whole new questline based on adventure instead of tribe building and created lore too. Thanks for that. My only complaint with the quest is how long it takes for Gobson to learn a new language 1-2 exp per session is too slow imo. Next stats goes into int, we can't go on like this, there are more languages and skills we need to learn.>>4309530Yeah let's do this but get some tips from Brad. Of course we won't just blindly trust him, but he seems like ourguy and a total bro. He's also op and with Maglum (maybe? I don't think he's lying) so he'd make a great friend and have a lot to teach us. Also if we train, have Prot work with us and Jade can teach Bits crafting (I think that's one of her things, but Brad might know too)>>4309524Yeah we'll have to look into this, but a nation on the brink of chaos sounds like a gobcat tribe waiting to be made. Then we can go rape grelob of the incest tribe. I think I might have an unhealthy amount of hate toward him
>>4309530>>4309540>>4309544>Route 2 here we goGobson tries to make a argument on why Route 2 is the superior route.All this talking is leveling Gobson Charisma>Roll me 1d100. Bo3 (+6 Due to Charisma +1 Due to Diplomacy)>>4309558HighPolyhead + ENBFor language that was since Jade only taught 1 session per day. If Bradley and Jade just talk Dragonic all the way for the trip, Long trip you'll going to knock out that level 1 Dragonic quickly. Higher Int makes learning easier of course.
Rolled 49 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>4309561>the modifier is sevensomething is gonna change
Rolled 83 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>4309561Let's go
Rolled 33 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>4309561
Rolled 69 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>4309561
>>4309564>>4309566>>4309577>90You think hard, and after some time you figure out that going by the overland route would be the best route for goblins and a Cold Bolt. It wouldn’t be the fastest way, but Jade would save her money and it’ll give you time to train. As Jade’s sister isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.Gobson: “We should go with route 2. The bearded Humies known as Dwarves will try to cheat us for just being goblins. I don’t want me or my friends being cheated, for being something they were born as.”Bits: “Gobson is thinking today. We know how Dwarves act nearby, but we don’t know how they act in the far away fortress with rails. I don’t want any of my friends to die no matter how much they act like a Grigger at times.”Prot: “Prot agrees, it also gives me time to practice with this bow. Soon I’ll be the best ranger in the world.”Bradley: “Solid arguments for goblins, you guys are not what I was expecting when I first heard about who’s going to be in the party. A pleasant surprise, keep it up and soon you’ll find yourselves as white as me.”Prot: “Beautiful like you?” Prot said before he got interrupted by Jade.Jade: “So it’s decided. We’re going to go through the overland route. We’re going to have to go back to the fortress of Cogalek which will be one day's travel. We’ll rest there and decide our next course of action.”Bradley: “Grand plan Jade my dear. With all that sorted I’ll be waiting at the front gate in an hour. I have to bid my sister and mother farewell. Drinks on me.” He said and lifted himself off his seat, you see leave with a bow after he placed a bronze coin on the table.Jade: “See you in a hour BradleyBits: “Bye, Bradley”Prot: “Bye”Gobson “Goodbye.”With him gone you have an hour free to do what you want. Bits and Prot order themselves another set of food. Jade and yourselves got a meal and as you were eating the humie that had that glass bottle collapsed to the ground and shattered the bottle. You can see he has the goo liquid that was in the bottle on his face. Jade keeps eating and the boys. Even the other people in the inn are not that worried.+4 CopperMoney left 20 Bronze+2 EXP Level 2: Diplomacy 2/20 EXPCharisma: 2 18/10 2 EXP from natural increaseWhat do?>Eat and meet up with Bradley at the front gate>Ask Jade what happened to that guy>Tell Jade we just need one more thing before we leave (What?)>Try to help the guy, if you can’t keep eating and meet up with Bradley>Order another one of those Cider, Ale, or that wine that tastes good (0.1 to 5 Copper 1pt.)>Other
>>4309584>Order another one of those Cider>Ask Jade what happened to that guy>Eat and meet up with Bradley at the front gate
>>4309584>Ask Jade what happened to that guy
>>4309586>>4309587>>4309588>Order another one of those Cider>Ask Jade what happened to that guy>Eat and meet up with Bradley at the front gateSince it's a hour, and Jade has some time with you guys. She is going to teach the goblins somethings.>Roll me 1d100. Bo3 (+3 Wisdom/Philosophy)Cider costs 0.3 Copper or 3% of a Bronze Coin
Rolled 38 + 3 (1d100 + 3)>>4309591
Rolled 25 + 3 (1d100 + 3)>>4309591
Rolled 99 + 3 (1d100 + 3)>>4309591
>>4309597thats right, give me the CUM OP
>>4309593>>4309595>>4309597You question why that guy was sleeping on the floor. And why did he have that stuff that was in the bottle coated in his lips. Maybe Jade knows what caused this to happen. Bits and Prot were eating their food and drink to care about anything happening.Gobson: “Why did that guy go to sleep on the floor?Jade:”Well Gobson he drank too much of uh… alcohol… yeah that’s what happens when you drink too much alcohol you black out on the floor.”Gobson: “Like Bradley did?Jade:”Not exactly he blacked out from blood loss not drinking.”Gobson: “Can I have one of those ciders with alcohol?Jade: “Sure, but drink too much”Once you all finish eating and talking about unrelated stuff that includes how rape is a strong word that shouldn’t be use for everything. If we rape a animal without force we should use the word sex. Jade also explained that we shouldn’t rape our dick, because it’s always forcing it. And it will fall from overuse. That brought back memories of the gremlins, your dick didn’t fall off. But everything seems like it fell off as you struggled to move after that week. Bits and Prot seemed very worried about it. From it you learn a lot, and have added more words to use in your vocabulary, before you were ignorant but nomore. After that you head out the inn and walk to the gate where Bradley was waiting. Next to him was Yagnar wearing fancy clothes with a chest plate and with a big wooden stick on his side. He had some words to say so you listened to them.Yagnar: “So sad that Yagnar can’t come with you. But Yagnar got to be a good friend for the family and feed them. Can’t feed them when traveling. So Yagnar becomes bailiff in place of Bradley. Bad Friends get the stick, good friends get Yagnars’ stick. Yagnar wishes you best of luck in your travels, make goods friends and they will be good friends back.”Goodbyes were said and it was time to travel. Jade pull out the map, something she explained to you in that hour. And set the course, you wonder why Bradley doesn’t have a horse. But didn’t question it for now, as you set off on the first leg of the journey to Cogalek. With the amount of food in your pack there should be enough for days.Week 11.1 Noon+3 Level 1: Philosophy 3/10 EXPWhat do during the trip? (Pick 4)>Learn Dragonic>Learn some Astronomy (Time)>Talk Casually and learn from the others>Try to run very fast (Sprint)>Try to run for very long (Long Distance Running)>Don’t talk just walk in silent>Learn or do something that can be done while walking to the fortress (What?)>Other
>>4309602>Learn Dragonic>Learn some Astronomy (Time)>Try to run very fast (Sprint)>Try to run for very long (Long Distance Running)I AM FAST
>>4309602>Sprint>Sprint>Sprint>Sprint>>4309605You're too slow!
>>4309602>Learn Dragonic>Learn some Astronomy (Time)>Try to run for very long (Long Distance Running) >>Otherask newmont how he handles his weapons. perhaps he can help us train some new techniques for our (we had an axe right? or do we have spear?)
>>4309615we have a axe
>>4309602>Learn Dragonic>Learn some Astronomy (Time)>Try to run very fast (Sprint)>Try to run for very long (Long Distance Running)
>>4309561According to the QM we'll learn dragonic passively from Brad and Jade talking to each other, so let's not learn it during the trip and just ask them to keep talking to each other in draconic so we can learn it>>4309602>Learn weapon skills from Brad>Astronomy (only until we level it once)>Talk casually with everyone when we get tired (there's something to learn from all of them)>Run fastNIGERUNDAYO SMOKEY
>>4309602>Learn Dragonic>Learn some Astronomy (Time)>Try to run very fast (Sprint)>Try to run for very long (Long Distance Running)> Find a wolf for Malgum
>>4309602>Learn weapon skills from Brad>Learn some Astronomy (Time)>Try to run very fast (Sprint)>Learn DragonicLet's get that khajit GF
>>4309605>>4309669>>4309856>>4309870>>4310001>Learn Dragonic>Learn some Astronomy (Time)>Try to run very fast (Sprint)>Try to run for very long (Long Distance Running)>>4309608>You're too slow!>>4310046>>4309984>Learn weapon skills from BradLooks like Gobson wants to expand his mind and his leg gains.>Roll me 4d100. Bo3 (Dragonic, Astronomy, Sprint, Long Distance Running)
Rolled 43, 67, 63, 77 = 250 (4d100)>>4310068
Rolled 38, 10, 97, 56 = 201 (4d100)>>4310068
Rolled 5, 8, 5, 76 = 94 (4d100)>>4310068
Rolled 44, 83, 14, 22 = 163 (4d100)
Rolled 1, 91, 73, 8 = 173 (4d100)>>4310068
Rolled 4, 82, 28, 42 = 156 (4d100)>>4310068
Probably for the best if our best rolls support our ability to run away from problems.
>>4310072>>4310074>>4310077>>4310081>>4310084>>4310086>43, 67, 97, 77It’s a day’s walk which means it’s a day of possibilities to train certain skills. Skills like running for very long when you have to keep running from something chasing you. Running very fast to get as much distance between you and the thing you have to run away from. Dragonic to know what is being spoken, and like Jade put it Astronomy.Getting out of town Newmont was the easy part, learning Dragonic was the hard part. You are one step closer, and Jade explained seasons that exist. That it’s currently Summer and by Jade’s guess I was born in the Spring. Maybe Jade can later teach you the months that her and Bradley keep using than you can know how many months this year has passed. After all that big brain thinking it was for some useful skills, running quick and running long. It can get you out of situations whenever your strength is not enough.* * *It was tiring work but you reached the fortress before anyone else, you told them you were going to scout ahead and they let you off as you run as fast as you can away. Then slowed down to an even pace and kept going fast. The same guard from before was manning the gate, the sun was setting and this place should serve as a rest stop for the trip.Gobson: “Hello Dwarf may I come in, my friends are also coming.”The only problem he’s not letting you in. as he stared silently at you before digging into his bag once again and pulling out a mug. This time it had the same picture of you being killed by the ax that Fake Dwarf Goblin made.Guard Dwarf: “You mug Grigger yes?” He asked and doesn't seem to mean it like a insult, as he speaks in broken Gob. YOu think you see a slight smile on his face.+1 EXP Level 1: Dragonic 18/50 EXP+1 EXP Level 0: Astronomy 4/5 EXP+3 EXP Level 0: Sprint 3/5 EXP+1.5 EXP Level 1: Long Distance Running 1.5/10 EXPWhat do?>Yes, now can I speak with (Female Dwarf Etra or Fake Dwarf Goblin Bëmbul)>No, and same as above>Yes, Now can I enter the fortress?>No, Now can I enter the fortress?>Wait for the others outside the gate, let them handle this>RUN AWAY>Other
I really want to kill that fake dwarf grigger or challenge him again but that'd probably be a really bad idea
>>4310120>Yes, talk with Female Dwarf Etra
>>4310120>Yes, now can I speak with (Female Dwarf Etra or Fake Dwarf Goblin Bëmbul)
>>4310120>Yes, now can I speak with Female Dwarf Etra
>>4310152>>4310123>>4310200>>4310226>Yes, now can I speak with Female Dwarf EtraGobson is going to speak with Etra and see what's the deal with the fortress if he can get in to rest with his boys.>Roll me 1d100. Bo3 (+7 Charisma/Diplomacy)
Rolled 34 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>4310229>Ask Erta how are the Dwarves like in the West
I just finished reading all the archives and this thread and I gotta say Gobson accomplished nothing. There have been four threads and what does Gobson have to show for it? A good relationship with a god (because of a 100 in thread 1), 1 kobold love interest, two goblins, and some gear. We learned early on that quantity is better than quality for gobs, but only once tried to recruit goblins. We learned that hunting is pretty pointless and agriculture can get the same results with fewer deaths, yet we throw ourselves at animal after animal. We got a wolf god patron and learned that we could breed with them to make stronger gobs, yet we only tamed two wolves, despite knowing the location of a pack of 8. We had the chance of teaming up with a den of kobolds, but attacked for no reason. Adventuring is honestly the worst idea yet, we're going to risk our lives murdering monsters much stronger than us despite the trouble we face taking down a single deer, knowing that goblin quality is shit. In this adventure, we're teaming up with Bradly a lying piece of shit waiting to kill us "'Gobson “Yes.” With these words out of your green lips, the Angry Pale Orc’s face turned from a frown to a smile. His sword is still pointing at you, as he starts to speak once more. Bradley De Newmont "Grigger! prepare to meet Maglum himself. For I, Bradley De Newmont have heard your confession of killing a human, cannibalizing them, and praying to a false god. And as such by the power invested in me by Lydos. I have deemed you worthy of death, any last words Grigger?"' I say we just find a decent place to set up a nest while adventuring and leave the party.
>>4310238>"'Gobson “Yes.” With these words out of your green lips, the Angry Pale Orc’s face turned from a frown to a smile. His sword is still pointing at you, as he starts to speak once more. Bradley De Newmont "Grigger! prepare to meet Maglum himself. For I, Bradley De Newmont have heard your confession of killing a human, cannibalizing them, and praying to a false god. And as such by the power invested in me by Lydos. I have deemed you worthy of death, any last words Grigger?"' I say we just find a decent place to set up a nest while adventuring and leave the party.
Rolled 40 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>4310229
>>4310238We are role-playing goblins good. We make bad choices like a goblin would do. The reason why Gobson accomplish nothing is because of anons terrible choices. Like going down the poo hole, I wasn't there to stop that shit.I wanted to Paley with the Kobolds but every anon wanted to set traps right fucking outside the cave and Kobolds are trap masters.
>>4310238Forgot one thing. We've been wasting stat points by pointing them in anything, but charisma which is what we needed to be a good goblin leader.
>>4310246I agree that we're wasting stat points. We could have level up Sprint one whole level if we just sprint the whole way. But we're spread our skills out so much that we're good at nothing. Why is Bits good at crafting it's all he does. Why is Prot good with range it's all he does. Why is Gobson bad at everything he doesn't min max his skills.>We learned that hunting is pretty pointless and agriculture can get the same results with fewer deaths, yet we throw ourselves at animal after animal.Animals are good for EXP, we just need to range the animals and have another goblin take the hits.
>>4310238Good point we should check Bradley's story with Maglum as soon as we can. But I have a feeling he's on our side and even if he isn't, we should make the most of it while he's pretending to learn some skills
Rolled 40 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>4310120
>>4310282We already know he's a liar. The text I quoted proves he attacked us after we told him we worship that god, despite him lying and saying he was just trying to get info when the wolves attacked him. The whole Malgum being cool with him is total BS when he tried killing us for worshipping a false god and is a proven liar.
>>4310301>>4310243>>4310236>47Running the choices in your mind you settle for one. Speaking with the female dwarf that can speak Gob.Gobson “Yes. Now could I speak with Erta” You say and he silently reaches for his horn and blows on it. Soon the group of armed guards come out and within there numbers is Erta. She began speaking.Erta: “Gobson you’re back you know your banished from the fortress, and that’s including your friends.”Gobson: “I know, but I’m traveling with Jade and Bradley we’re going on a trip to Asmana and we need to stay in fortress to sleep.”Erta: “Jade and Bradley are allowed in the fortress as guests, but the goblins will have to pay 1 bronze a piece to be allowed overnight.” She said and using what you learned you figured out that it's 3 bronze coins for you and your friends. Much more than the 2 copper Jade paid to allow you to have one room in the inn.Gobson: “What happened with being a guest and no paying for the rooms before?”Erta: “That was before you challenged Bëmbul and staked his beard on the line, something very precious in Dwarf society. He would have kept his beard shaved all throughout his life if you had won the challenge. You may speak with him to ask if he'll be willing to stop the banishment or challenge him once more and suffer again from it.”Gobson: “No thanks. I’ll just be waiting for my group.”Erta: “Alright Gobson. Tell Jade and Bradley that they’re allowed in as guests, but you and the other goblins you got banished with have to stay outside or pay the fee.” With that she and the rest of the guards left, back inside the fortress. While you wait outside the walls. * * *Before long the others had come, you greeted them and told them about the rules the fortress set up. Bits and Prot were angry at you for getting them kicked out. Jade: “That’s too bad Gobson. 3 Bronze it alot for just staying the night here, that could be enough for 30 nights anywhere else or enough meals to fill you for weeks. So me and Bradley will head on inside and you three can stay out here together. We’ll resume traveling in the morning. Got some money for the rest of the trip and that gear wasn’t cheap.”Bradley: “Catch you goblins in the morning.” Was what they said as they entered the fortress. Once the gates were open you could see the Fake Dwarf Goblin drinking from his mug when he saw you. He was just waiting for the gates to open to drink from his mug that has an image of you getting killed by an ax. (cont)
>>4310330What do?>Shout a Challenge to the Fake Dwarf Goblin>Ask to speak with the Fake Dwarf Goblin about (What?)>Forget about him and go hang with the boys>Forget about him and pray to Maglum >Forget about him and go to sleep>Forget about him and gather up the boys for a plan (What?)>Other
>>4310334>Shout a Challenge to the Fake Dwarf GoblinThis time let's make it clear any losing conditions doesn't involve screwing over our buddies
>>4310334>Forget about him and pray to Maglum
>>4310357>>4310374>>4310389>Forget about him and pray to Maglum>>4310339>Shout a Challenge to the Fake Dwarf GoblinLooks like Gobson is going to talk about Maglum most likely about if Bradley is asking the truth.Ask something more from Maglum?>Ask what's the deal with the Fake Dwarf Goblin>Ask what are Bradley's true motions and intentions>Ask what you should do>Ask for something to help you in your journey (What?)>Don't ask anything more, just if Bradley was telling the truth that he talked with Maglum and you're cool with him>Other>Roll me 1d100. Bo3 (+Depending what what want)
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4310414>Ask what's the deal with the Fake Dwarf Goblin>Ask if Bradley was telling the truth that he talked with Maglum and you're cool with him, and what are his true motions and intentions>Ask him for a Charisma buff (we'll probably have to cheer up our boys if they're angry again)
Maybe one of these days we should do big think with Maglum, him being a god and all may provide great insight
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4310428This
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4310414
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4310428Rolling for this, charisma buff is a long shot I feel though
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4310414>Ask what's the deal with the Fake Dwarf Goblin>Ask what are Bradley's true motions and intentions>Don't ask anything more, just if Bradley was telling the truth that he talked with Maglum and you're cool with him
>>4310414*true motives and intentions
>>4310254Alright. We have to stop aimlessly training skill after skill then completely forgetting about it. Did you know Gobson has a level in rock-throwing? Fucking rock-throwing, how are we just now realizing we need to min-max skills??? That's literally how we get Attribute points!! >Level 0: Engineering 2/5 EXP>Level 0: Geography 1.5/5>Level 0: Dragonic 18/50 EXPI say we focus on these for now. We've got a map and Bradley for info, so geography should be pretty easy for now. For astronomy just look at the stars and talk with jade about it when we're learning dragonic. We just need 5 more points to level up so let's get to it. No more Mr. Nice-Grigger, that run-in with that fake goblin was a rude awakening. We're a little smart sure, but what's that good for when we're good at fucking jack shit?
We should also see if we can meet up with our gremlin babies they should have probably been born by now. Having a few minions travelling with us would be nice, since we can't boss Bits and Prot around anymore
>>4310468We should also train our sprint a little too we're only like 2 exp points away from a level in that
We should just make a tribe with our gremlin babies. We jacked off for 7 days straight to impregnate the gremlins we should be able to get enough minions to start making some plays. I say we find a place to settle away from the orcs and dwarves with our gremlin children.
>>4310483Adventuring will increase our quality, but we know quantity is more important so I don't see the point on going on multiple quests for it. We don't need jade to reproduce when we got our female children.
>>4310488>>4310483I don't really agree, I think we should just focus on Jade and her sister and leveling for now.>>4310479True
>>4310468>engineering>when we are travelingwere gonna postpone that because i dont know how the fuck were gonna level that when we are on foot looking for jade's sisterwhat we do need is to level up our axe and sprint skill because later we gonna go in a beastman territory
Having a tribe doesn't really exclude us from travelling, we can just take the gremlins with us while travelling with Jade and training. The gremlin griggers are going to be too young and too small to complain or challenge us about making them travel. Mobile tribe best tribe.
>>4310498do we even have the meals to maintain a horde of gremlins? thats a bit too expensive in food cost
>>4310498I'd agree to adventuring with our gremlins as long as we can maintain/grow their numbers. A mobile tribe could let us take on more dangerous quests for more gold for better gear. >>4310505Depends on how much they need to eat, but as long as we can get gold through quests or food through hunting yes.
>>4310513as if implying they could catch qualified game innawoods and not mainly fishingim not gonna fucking drag a group smaller than a goblin to a place where possible specific type of beastmen that are quite stronger than the average man and get shout at by our boys the moment they dieat least just bring one those little things if you want one are perfect for stealth and scouting moments they dont even need that much food compared to other us and the boys
>>4310522Quantity over quality, we made an insane amount. With such high numbers, we should be able to take on almost anything.
>>4310530Goblins themselves aren't very high quality and focus on quanity, so I don't see why sacrificing some quality for quantity is a problem.
>>4310533Scratch that there's no sacrificing. It's not like we get to chose goblins or gremlins. We just have a bunch of gremlins we could use.
>>4310506What can I say, I love me some kobold cloaca.>>4310530What happens when they revolt over the fact we aren't feeding them? Let's hold off with tribe shit for nor now until we're strong enough to become independent.
If we don't take a bunch I think we should atleast take two or three with us just so we have some minions to boss around. They'd be good to grind leadership with or something.
>>4310428>>4310438>>4310440It was time for Maglum he was the answers you seek. He was the other side of the story that Bradley told. He would know what Bradley had hidden within his words and mind. He would know what’s the deal with the Fake Dwarf Goblin and maybe help you talk with people better. Bits and Prot had some sound advice for you as you prepare to speak to Maglum.Bits: ”Gobson you sleep by yourself. Don’t challenge Dwarves anymore while we’re sleeping.”Prot: “Yes. Goodnight Gobson don’t let the bugs enter you as you sleep.” Gobson: “Goodnight sleep well. I’m going to talk with Maglum.”* * *It took some time but you were ready to speak with Maglum you took your pound of dried fish and burned it as an offering and soon the smoke turned into his form. Maglum: “It’s me Maglum. what do you want Gobson?”Gobson: “I have some questions about Bradley and the Fake Dwarf Goblin named Bëmbul.” You said and he signaled for you to continue and you rather not keep him waiting so you spoke the questions.Gobson: “What’s the deal with Bëmbul, he tries to act like a Dwarf, but he’s a goblin. And why was he such a Grigger when I tried to be nice to him and his stupid mug.”Maglum: ”The goblin known as Bëmbul as the same one that attacked your tribe. He tried to escape in the river and didn’t know how to swim so he drowned. He was rescued by the Dwarves of this fortress, he was brain dead when he came back. So Erta asks her goddess of longevity, youth, and birth name Liga to save him. Which she did and all memories of his past were lost. So the Dwarves just thought to raise him like one of their own, throwing him in the prison until he learned a craft and showed that he can be loose in the fortress. Since he was raised by Dwarves he also got the same feeling through goblins as you saw. He is really sensitive about his mug because it’s the only thing that ties him into being a Dwarf as he can’t speak the language or grow his own beard. Next Question.”(Cont)
>>4310414>Ask what's the deal with the Fake Dwarf Goblin>Ask if Bradley was telling the truth that he talked with Maglum and you're cool with him, and what are his true motions and intentions>Ask what you should do
>>4310564Gobson: “Did you really speak to Bradley and you’re alright with him? What is his true motives and intentions? Is he doing all this to kill me?Maglum: “Bradley De Newmont very different from his brother. While he was on the ground bleeding out and concussed. I was able to put a fog at the last minute on his memories right before the wolves attacked. He won’t remember what happened unless someone tells him. After that he got patched up, he wanted to seek an audience with me. The guy that wanted to kill him.”Gobson: “You could do that?”Maglum: “Yes. There are a lot of things you do not know about me Gobson. I granted the request and he asked why I sent my wolves to attack. I explained it away as it was a test of might which he succeeded, and we talked a bit more and I explained that my followers are the good goblins and some goblins that don’t know any better offer any kind of meat without thinking. His motives and intentions are clear Gobson he explained such things when you spoke with him. If that is all, I got things to do.”Gobson: “Wait. Can I get some bluff in my talking.”Maglum: “No, you get better over time and by doing grand deeds standing up for yourself. Basically be me.” And with that he was gone leaving you alone in the dark. It was late and you needed to rest.* * *Morning came but Jade and Bradley were still inside the fortress, and the other goblins were still asleep. Etra was now guarding the gate. You could wait for them or do something. You’re not sure when the next time you’re going back to this fortress and seeing these people.What do?>Talk with Etra and ask if you can speak with the Fake Dwarf Goblin inside you have something to say to him.>Same thing but really do something else in the fortress (Lie/Going around the punishment)>Ask Etra what she knows about Gremlins (What info?)>Ask/say Etra that there are Gremlins under the Fortress and you gave them your seed for a week straight and wish to see them. (She may not like this)>Stay outside and do something (What?)>Wait for them>Other +2 EXP Level 2: Diplomacy 4/20 Charisma: 2 20/10 Use up all Charisma Points to level up AbilityRank Up Charisma?>Yes>No
>>4310530>>4310533>>4310537thats going to slow us down with those numbers and more bullshit to manage and im not gonna waste posts screaming at dumb fucks when they make a stupid decision for the sake of "Goblin roleplaying"not only we have to convince the whole gremlin horde to at least join us for full strength but we have to expect they would stand together with us (we dont even have enough charisma for that shit) that long and we have to go at sea so we could sail for fuck sakeswhat are the sailors or some town gonna think when they see this HORDE of fucking gremlins like holy shit we gonna leave them anyways because jades sister is at the other side of the world and we are bound to use some kind of transportwith all these gremlin talking i wonder if we could find a place for them far from that dwarf stronghold because they are abominations now im gonna feel bad if the dwarfs even manages to kill them all or at least scatter them like lost children with nothing to guide them>>4310574>Stay outside and do something (teach yourself how to get good with an axe)>noid rather level up our charisma skills legit we only do that when we need it the most
>>4310545>What happens when they revolt over the fact we aren't feeding them?We will be feeding them, so them revolting over that isn't an issue. >Let's hold off with tribe shit for nor now until we're strong enough to become independent.Grelob isn't much stronger than us and he can maintain a tribe the only reason we couldn't is because of poor decisions and not min-maxing. Your just simping over some kobold pussy.
>>4310574> Offer to do 1 coppers worth of labor overnight to get in> After doing labor meet up with gremlins> Yes
>>4310587Lets atleast take one or two gremlin abominations with us so that we have minions we can use to grind leadership on so when we do start a tribe we're good.
>>4310587We could have the charisma to manage them if you didn't refuse to level it up. We don't need the whole horde a day's worth of fucking is still a ton of babies so like 1/14 of the original gremlin pop.
>>4310587Support about the axe training but>yesIt is a straight +3 to our dice and our free point is better spent in something that will help us in the field like strength or wisdom.
>>4310594yeah one or two gremlins is enoughim not gonna fucking tell etra herself that shit though no way we gonna have to go to that cave where gone out of and scout a little bit there and see if we can see any gremlins to talk>>4310599im not at all confident using 3 charisma alone that we could convince a towns worth, our party, managing our goblin horde like telling them to not fuck shit up, some people that are gonna give us a ride off shore at all
>>4310574>Ask Erta how fucking long do Gremlins take to get pop out a baby>Yes>>4310612>>4310594You guys are not thinking. We don't know how long it take for a gremlin to get pregnant and pop out a baby. There will be no point to go visiting the gremlin or forming a tribe from them if non of them are even born yet. It been how long since we coomed? A week or two?Let's ask a Dwarf if they know a thing or two before going into the Fortress we're banned from and going down the shit hole again
>>4310615Their genstation period is probally shorther than a goblins and it only took grelob like 2-3 turns to his child.
>>4310589Yeah, so what? I'd rather smash kobold pussy than some random ass gremlin. >>4310574>Stay outside and do something (What?)Study a map.>Yes>Diplomacy 4/20Heh. Nice.
>>4310627You can get kobold pussy through raids. There's no reason to go across the world just for one girl's pussy.
>>4310590Support. Except this is a good chance to level speed. Let's just make a distraction then bolt past and jump into the sewers again. We're not staying and it's dark so we might get away with it. At the least they won't know it was Gobson and since we'll come out the river afterward they'll think they saw something
>>4310627>Study a map.Jade has the map>>4310590The party is scheduled to leave that morning or you can stay behind and be alone with one copper if you can convince them. You're also banished from the fortress since you made that bet with Bëmbul
>>4310639whoops i meant one bronze since that was the cost to get in the fortress, and if we can't finish the labor before the nights over just book it to the cave
if we're never gonna get gremlin abomination offspring at least we have to make a confession to get that off our systemi want to at look our boys faces when we reveal about something underneath their fortress and that we are in fact a father to multiple tribes worth of gremlins
>>4310635We've made it this far, no reason to stop now.
Rank Up Charisma?>>4310577>>4310590>>4310604>>4310615>>4310627>Yes>>4310587>No>>4310587>>4310604>Stay outside and do something (teach yourself how to get good with an axe)>>4310590>>4310637> Offer to do 1 Bronze worth of labor overnight to get in>>4310590>>4310589>>4310637>Physically go to the gremlins>>4310612>Go to the Gremlin Exist hole>>4310615>Ask Erta how fucking long do Gremlins take to get pop out a baby>>4310627>MapAlright locked for increase Charisma which will bring it up to 3. Which will give you a total of +9 in Charisma checks. Seems like most people want to do something with the Gremlin, including talking about them with the Dwarf, go and see the gremlins and snatch some of them up.Runoff Vote>Go to the Exist Cave and see if a Gremlin is close enough to hear you as you call out>Lie to Etra and say you want to talk with Bëmbul so she'll let you in. Than make a beeline to the prison where you don't know where it is or what level to go down to the sewers>Lie to Etra and say you're going to do some labor to go to the Gremlins>Tell Etra that you want to do some labor for the fortress and figure out if you can or can't >Ask Etra about the gestation period of Gremlins (Free Action)>Just run past Etra and try to get inside the fortress, go to the prison and hop down the sewers.>Other
>>4310682>Ask Erta about the gestation period of Gremlins>Go to the Exist cave>Teach yourself how to get good with an axeIf Erta says the gestation period is short we go to the Exist cave. If it's too long we practice with the axe
>>4310699Support but I'd rather practice sprints, Gobson is going to be the fastest goblin in the west
>>4310682>Go to the Exit Cave and see if a Gremlin is close enough to hear you as you call out
>>4310699>Go to the Exist cave>Teach yourself how to get good with an axeid rather not talk about gremlins at all cause i think they dont even know the existence of gremlins that are underneath of their kingdom and they are going to be suspicious enough by asking that question alone and that they would investigate the their sewers to find out
>>4310714That's a good point>>4310699Take out the question
>>4310699>>4310714>>4310716>Go to the Exist cave>Teach yourself how to get good with an axe>>4310702>Ask Erta about the gestation period of Gremlins>Go to the Exist cave>Teach yourself how to get good with an axeLooks like Gobson will go to the Exist cave and ask a Gremlin where are all the Gremgob babies. >Roll me 1d100. Bo3
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4310725i just want to see our children one more time
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4310725
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4310729Oh boy
>>4310725s p e e d oAlso good job Anons, if we pull this off, we'll end up leveling our spring and the dwarves won't even know we were ever there (of we asked her they'd know it was us that ran through the gates)
>>4310750>good job>the rollswe did a good job alrightgood job at being unlucky
>>4310726>>4310760You rolled a 90 Bo3 anon! What are you talking about? You saved us
>>4310764did i really
>>4310764He doesn't know
>>4310764Hahaa yoire dumb
>>4310726>>4310729>>4310732>90>1 CRIT FAILYou thought about what to use your time for, and after a while it became clear you should check up on the Gremlins and see how they are doing. You are their father. A father that doesn’t leave his kids without knowing what happened to them. You make your way to the cave past the river, it was a harder swim with all the gear but easier than trying to keep your head up when you can’t use your arms. Hiking past the trees and bushes until you come across the cave mouth. From outside the cave and didn’t hear anything you just needed to get inside and hopefully meet a Gremlin to talk about what happened.Gobson: “Hello! Gremlins! It’s me Gobson, I came to know what happened to my kids. Are they out yet or do they need more time in the belly!” You yelled in the cave and didn’t hear anything. You perk your ears up and listen very closely... screaming.ahhhhhhHHHHHHIt picked up in volume as it got closer and you got your axe out and stepped back into the sun. Waiting for whatever to show themselves at you. The large creature with many legs and unhinging jaw from the Underdark is what you thought was coming at you. But really it was the Gremlin leader in rags that was running pretty fast for his very small size. Smaller than your pack.Gremlin Leader: “FLEE! Flee for your lives.”Before you can even figure out what was happening the tiny gremlin rushes out of the cave right into the sunlight. His orange eyes turned red as he started raining blood from his eyes, even in his state he jumped into your backpack and screamed.Gremlin Leader: “Run away! Cursed seed is coming!” He punches you in the back of the neck as you stand. His weak punches were annoying and starting to hurt after so many. His flesh gave off a horrible smell as you wonder what in Maglum name is going on.You notice a bunch of bigger gremlins with patchy green bits all over them rushing towards you making loud grunting noises and drooling all over the cave floor with their claws and fangs out covered in blood. They were naked and acted like beasts as they came closer with each passing moment showing no sign of stopping.+2 EXP Level 0: Listen 2/5+2 EXP Level 1: Swimming 3/10What do?>Stand and fight>Parley? >RUN AWAY>Other
>>4310830>Parley>Say the one word that all griggers no matter what type of abomination they are, or what state of mind they are in would understand: Rape. Once you have their attention attempt to communicate.Lmao Gobson never catches a break.
>>4310830>Stand and fightby maglums will they must be put them downim sorry
>>4310830>Stand and fight
parley may not seem to be the best option but charisma and diplomacy are our highest stats so we might as well put them to use
>>4310836Supporting this. If it doesnt work then stand and fight
>>4310836>>4310850They are our children, even if they are abominations they maybe able to smell us and like retarded children vie for our affection>>4310830>Parley, try to get there attention and calm them and communicate
>>4310860fine changing my vote to this but if they dont listen to us we are cutting them down and not leaving any of them see the light of dayits our responsibility to deal with this
>>4310863How? These dwarves are dicks, I say if the plan fails we just board up the entrance to their nest and let them find the problem after we're in beastfolk territory
>>4310870but not while are party is in that fortressif we run away the gremgob will gonna find its way to the fortress make the dwarves mad at usits inevitable but i would rather be long gone from the fortress when they find out about that
>>4310836>>4310852>>4310860>Parley>Use the secret word>>4310868>>4310850>Parley>>4310842>Stand and fightWell looks like Gobson is going to try to Parley with these abominations.>Roll me 1d100+15. Average of 3 (Hard) (+10 Due to charisma and Diplomacy +5 Due to use of the Goblin word)
Rolled 28 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>4310880
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4310880
Rolled 60 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>4310880well we're kinda fucked
>>4310885hopefully 75 is the DC here
>>4310886Average of 3, I think you mean 46 bud
>>4310915Wait this quest uses an average system? No wonder we always fucking fail.
>>4310916Most of the time it's best of 3. Just our rolls suck ass
whenever there's a big moment we always roll shit
>>4310916Its just for this turn, it says it right on the post
Rolled 10, 3, 9, 10 = 32 (4d10)>>4310882>>4310883>>4310885>46 Average Parley a word you didn’t know until Jade taught you. If you parley with the Cold Bolts in the past maybe Stone and the other two goblins that you never knew their names would stay alive. That doesn’t matter anymore what matters is these abominations are your children, you will first parley with them and if they don’t stop they will meet your iron.Gobson: “Rape! Stop this right now, you are my kids. As the father goblin you need to follow my words. Or by Maglum. I’m going to give you a beating you won’t forget.”Your words fall on deaf words, they don’t even understand rape as a word with any meaning. It brought with it horror, these abominations can’t be reasoned with. If they don’t understand the fundamental thing that a goblin should know when born. But by Maglum this is your problem and you’re going to deal with it. Sending them to Maglum personally. You grip the axe in your hand and grip the shield tightly against your body. You ready yourself the first two of your sons.Rework Combat a bit, 2d10+Dex for Initiative, we choose what we want to do, and do the attack rolls>Roll me 2d10+2 for Initiative Average of best 2 of 3 (Medium)What do?>Full attack one of the abomination >Make more than one attack Locked>Full Blocking>Countering Locked>Run AwayRolling for Son #1 and Son #2
Rolled 2, 9 + 2 = 13 (2d10 + 2)>>4310931>Full Blockingfuck
Rolled 10, 9 + 2 = 21 (2d10 + 2)>>4310931>Full attack one of the abominationi'll miss you son...
Rolled 2, 2 + 2 = 6 (2d10 + 2)>>4310931>Full attack one of the abominationsWe don't be able to kill anything if we just block
>>4310935for a second i thought those were attack rolesim dumb>>4310934changing vote to>Full attack one of the abominations
Rolled 45, 26 + 10 = 81 (2d50 + 10)>>4310934>>4310935>>4310937>Full attack one of the abominationsGobson>(13+21)/2 = 17Vs Son 1 >13Son 2>19Attack Phase/Defend Phase>Roll me 2d50+20 Average of best 2 of 3 (Medium) (+10 Handaxe, +10 Full Attack, +0 No skill in Axe) The 2d50 are used for the Attack and shield will give your son a -20 to his attack possibility turning his hard blow into something softer. Rolling for Son 2 makes a full attack on you using Claws and Bites
Rolled 15, 39 + 20 = 74 (2d50 + 20)>>4310961
Rolled 31, 8 + 20 = 59 (2d50 + 20)>>4310961
Rolled 28, 35 + 10 = 73 (2d50 + 10)>>4310961Let's go
Rolled 48, 12, 43, 46, 43, 45, 32, 39 + 5 = 313 (8d50 + 5)>>4310968>>4310970>>4310982Gobson>87 10 HP from Son #2Vs>61 1 Damage Dealt>10 Damage Dealt>1 Damage TakenGobson HP: 49/50Turn Order:Son #2 20/30 HPGobson HP: 49/50Son #1 30/30Son #3 30/30Son #4 30/30Not in combatSon #5>Roll me 2d50+20 Average of best 2 of 3 (Medium) (+10 Handaxe, +10 Full Attack, +0 No skill in Axe)Combat System trying a new thing and will get faster as the combat goes on. Armor helps to reduce the amount of HP taken from attacks. If you roll well enough you are able to CRIT the enemy and possibility one shot them. Son #1, #3, #4, than Son #2 will attack you before you can do your turn. Since you have a shield they get -20 to the rolls, +15 for flanking, +10 for full attacking on their turn. Choice a Target>Son #2 >Other
Rolled 36, 37 + 20 = 93 (2d50 + 20)>>4311017hopefully this wont give us depression after this>son 2
Rolled 8, 16 + 20 = 44 (2d50 + 20)>>4311017>Son #2
Rolled 1, 49 = 50 (2d50)>>4311017>Son #2Go with Maglum
>>4311032another fucking 1 holy shit anonhopefully there are no crit fails on this new system
Rolled 41, 34, 11, 35, 22, 42, 47, 18, 41, 10 + 5 = 306 (10d50 + 5)>>4311028>>4311030>>4311032Gobson>85 9 Damage Dealt at Son #2 Vs>Son #1 65 1 Damage Dealt>Son #3 94 7 Damage Dealt>Son #4 93 6 Damage Dealt>Son #2 76 3 Damage Dealt>9 Damage Dealt>17 Damage TakenTurn Order:Son #2 11/30 HPGobson HP: 32/50Son #1 30/30Son #3 30/30Son #4 30/30Son #5 30/30HP is between 25%-50% causes a -10 to all rolls until healed>Son #1, #3, #4, #5 Son #2 will attack you before you make your turn/choiceWhat do?>Keep fighting (Scared, Outnumbered, Didn't kill one yet)>YELL FOR HELP AND RUN AWAY>Other
>Keep fightingmomma didn't raise a pussy we kill one and they're going to start running
>>4311040>Keep fighting>MAGLUM PRESERVES
>>4311046>>4311045We should call for Help so our boys can help us >>4311040>Call for help>Keep Fighting
>>4311040>>YELL FOR HELP AND RUN AWAY
>>4311050> Call for help Yeah I was worried dwarves would come, but we only speak goblin so I guess only the boys would understand
Rolled 37, 33, 40, 13, 48, 14, 24, 28, 35, 15 + 5 = 292 (10d50 + 5)>>4311045>>4311046>>4311050>>4311057>>4311058GobsonHis turnVs>Son #1 80 4 Damage Dealt>Son #3 51 0 Damage Dealt>Son #4 69 2 Damage Dealt>Son #5 65 1 Damage Dealt>Son #2 56 0 Damage DealtTurn Order:Son #2 11/30 HPGobson HP: 25/50Son #1 30/30Son #3 30/30Son #4 30/30Son #5 30/30HP is between 25%-50% causes a -10 to all rolls until healed>Son #1, #3, #4, #5 Son #2 will attack you after you make your attack. If Son #2 is killed his roll will be discardedThere are too many of them, I can't handle them all by myself. I need some help from the boys.Gobson: "HELP!" You scream as loud as you can as you block the attacks of the creatures their claws and teeth getting in between you armor pieces. You block as much as you can, than you see a chance to end one of the creatures life. You swing and take it. >Roll me 2d50+10 Average of best 2 of 3 (Medium) (+10 Handaxe, +10 Full Attack, +0 No skill in Axe -10 HP Halfway)
Rolled 4, 23 + 10 = 37 (2d50 + 10)>>4311067>Son #2
Rolled 8, 27 + 10 = 45 (2d50 + 10)>>4311067
Rolled 23, 15 + 10 = 48 (2d50 + 10)>>4311067The rolls pls pls
every single gremlin rolled higher than us
after this turn we go purely block alright
Rolled 40, 18, 21, 36, 35, 22, 10, 30, 38, 22, 49, 35 = 356 (12d50)>>4311072>>4311073>>4311075Gobson>51 0 Damage Dealt (Missed)Vs>Son #1 75 3 Damage Dealt>Son #3 58 0 Damage Dealt>Son #4 67 2 Damage Dealt>Son #5 57 0 Damage Dealt>Son #2 55 0 Damage Dealt>0 Damage Dealt>5 Damage TakenTurn Order:Son #2 11/30 HPGobson HP: 20/50Son #1 30/30Son #3 30/30Son #4 30/30Son #5 30/30HP is between 51%-75% causes a -20 to all rolls until healedYou strike was easily sidestep by your son. He returned it with a bite on your forearm which didn't go through the armor. As you shake him off another one claws you with another one biting through your leg armor. With a swift kick he was off, but ready to claw and bite you some more as they grunt and holler in excitement as their father's blood fills their teeth. This armor is paying off as you'll be dead twice over. You just hope Maglum can give you the strength to hold them off and your boys hear your call.What do?>Keep Attacking>Full Block (No Attack)Rolling for enemies they get a +5 and a Mystery Roll +3 >Son #1, #3, #4, #5 Son #2 will attack you now. After taking their hits you can attack or full block right now to give them a -10 to hit.>Roll me 2d50+0 Average of best 2 of 3 (Medium) (+10 Handaxe, +10 Full Attack, +0 No skill in Axe, -20 Low HP)
>>4311112>Full Block (No Attack)how much health do these gremgobs have in the past battle system in comparison
Rolled 9, 30 = 39 (2d50)>>4311116
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4311112Mystery Roller Did a CRIT>>4311116>how much health do these gremgobs have in the past battle system in comparisonHalf of Gobson
>>4311119thats surprisingly strong for a gremgob im actually quite proud->Mystery Roller Did a CRIToh no
Rolled 48, 4 = 52 (2d50)>>4311112>Full Block
Rolled 36, 5 = 41 (2d50)>>4311112>Full Block
Rolled 26, 1, 23, 20, 22, 16, 35, 19, 4, 29 = 195 (10d50)>>4311118>>4311129>>4311137Gobson>No attack 0 Damage Dealt Vs>Son #1 53 0 Damage Dealt>Son #3 52 0 Damage Dealt>Son #4 52 0 Damage Dealt>Son #5 35 0 Damage Dealt>Son #2 55 0 Damage Dealt>0 Damage Dealt>0 Damage TakenTurn Order:Son #2 Dead/30 HPGobson HP: 20/50Son #1 30/30Son #3 30/30Son #4 30/30Son #5 30/30HP is between 51%-75% causes a -20 to all rolls until healedThis is it, your attacks are mean little if you're getting attacked by five of your sons at the same time. If you strike they hunt you badly for it. The only thing left to do is to hold on to the shield and block with both. They come at you from all directions and the shield blocks most and the armor blocks the rest. You can't keep this up forever but you don't have to when something flys past you striking one in the head killing it. Bits: "No one kills this Grigger but me!" You hear from behind it's Bits coming in with his spear and Prot covering fire with the bow you gave him. You just have to keep blocking or start hacking them.Morale Increased THE BOYS ARE HERE!What do?>Keep Attacking (Which one?)>Full Block (No Attack)Rolling for enemies they get a +5 and a Prot Roll +3>Son #1, #3, #4, #5 Son will attack you now. After taking their hits you can attack or full block right now to give them a -10 to hit.>Roll me 2d50+0 Average of best 2 of 3 (Medium) (+10 Handaxe, +10 Full Attack, +0 No skill in Axe, -20 Low HP)
Rolled 14, 13 = 27 (2d50)>>4311148OP rolled bad>Full attack Son #1
Rolled 45, 20 = 65 (2d50)>>4311148>Full attack Son #1GO
Rolled 11, 32 = 43 (2d50)>>4311148
Rolled 31, 49 = 80 (2d50)>>4311148>Full Attack Son #1We can do this
>>4311167what a waste
Rolled 34, 2, 9, 19, 30, 33, 28, 4, 17, 39, 40, 13 = 268 (12d50)>>4311151>>4311157>>4311160>>4311167Gobson>62 0 Damage Dealt (MISSED)Vs>Son #1 32 0 Damage Dealt>Son #3 48 0 Damage Dealt>Son #4 43 0 Damage Dealt>Son #5 59 0 Damage Dealt>0 Damage Dealt>0 Damage TakenTurn Order:Gobson HP: 20/50Bits HP: 45/45Prot Hp: 45/45Son #1 30/30Son #3 30/30Son #4 30/30Son #5 30/30HP is between 51%-75% causes a -20 to all rolls until healedYou know your friends are close, which means you can go all out. You swing the axe and they dodge out the way, than quickly attack after you swung. But you were ready for it as you raised you shield and blocked their attacks. The ones you didn't blocked, the armor protected you from getting more wounds. Behind you is the sound of shoes on the grass, it was Bits just in time to help you out.Bits: "Grigger don't you died on me. You still own me a Centaur!" Gobson: "Wasn't planning on it." Was what you wanted to say but you just coughed up blood instead. As arrow came flying it missed the creatures and miss both you and Bits. He didn't make a head shot this time, you just hope he does the next time.Rolling for enemies they get a -10, a Prot Roll +3, Bits +13>Son #1, #3 will attack Gobson>Son #4, #5 will attack Bits >Bits will attack Son #5>Prot will attack Son #1#4, #5 Son will attack you now. Enemies lost the affect Flanked attack losing them +15 on the attack. Now they attack at -10.+10 for Full attacking, -20 due to shield>Roll me 2d50+0 Average of best 2 of 3 (Medium) (+10 Handaxe, +10 Full Attack, +0 No skill in Axe, -20 Low HP)
Rolled 23, 2 = 25 (2d50)>>4311180this is taking longer than i expected
Rolled 16, 16 = 32 (2d50)>>4311180>>4311185I blame our shitty luck with the dice
>>4311188at least we get to train our axe, block and endurance skill
Rolled 11, 17 = 28 (2d50)>>4311180>Attack Son #1
Rolled 45, 45, 7, 17, 4, 31, 17, 34, 43, 10 = 253 (10d50)>>4311185>>4311188>>4311196Gobson>37 0 Damage Dealt (MISSED)Prot>94 14 Damage Dealt (HIT)Bits>66 0 Damage Dealt (MISSED)Vs>Son #1 26 0 Damage Dealt>Son #3 18 0 Damage Dealt>Son #4 73 3 Damage Dealt>Son #5 42 0 Damage Dealt>14 Damage Dealt>3 Damage TakenTurn Order:Gobson HP: 20/50Bits HP: 42/45Prot Hp: 45/45Son #1 16/30 Stunned for 2 turnsSon #3 30/30Son #4 30/30Son #5 30/30HP is between 51%-75% causes a -20 to all rolls until healedThe fighting is fierce you are growing tired from fighting. The wounds on your body its making every swing of your axe heavy as the fast creatures dodge from your blows. Bits is having his own trouble as they just move away from his thrusts. It doesn't help that none of you really do training with your weapons. You, yourself never swung the axe around seriously until this fight. The shield is a massive help blocking the attacks of the enemies. Bits has been hit. A arrow comes flying in finding a nice resting spot in one of the boys neck. It's bleeding heavily from it's wound and doesn't even try to strike at you as it falls to the floor. That's one down for the moment with only three to go. Rolling for enemies they get a -10, Bits +13, and Prot Roll +3, >Son #3 will attack Gobson>Son #4, #5 will attack Bits >Bits will attack Son #5>Prot will attack Son #1>Roll me 2d50+0 Average of best 2 of 3 (Medium) (+10 Handaxe, +10 Full Attack, +0 No skill in Axe, -20 Low HP)
Rolled 24, 47 = 71 (2d50)>>4311201this is a chore now>Full attack son 3
Rolled 32, 42 = 74 (2d50)>>4311201
Rolled 30, 43 = 73 (2d50)>>4311201>Full attack son 3
Rolled 39, 26, 15, 18 = 98 (4d50)>>4311206>>4311207>>4311211Gobson>76 8 Damage DealtProt>64 0 Damage Dealt (MISSED)Bits>90 9 Damage DealtVs>Son #3 80 4 Damage Dealt>Son #4 34 0 Damage Dealt>Son #5 45 0 Damage Dealt>17 Damage Dealt>4 Damage TakenCombat OverTurn Order:Gobson HP: 16/50Bits HP: 42/45Prot Hp: 45/45Son #1 16/30 Stunned for 1 TurnSon #3 13/30 FleeingSon #4 30/30 FleeingSon #5 30/30 FleeingHP is between 51%-75% causes a -20 to all rolls until healedWith a hack of your axe and an arrow from Prot the creatures sensing they are no longer winning turn tail and run. Your friends take one more stab at them and shoot one more arrow at them as they run away. You are in no condition to go and run to try to get them. The one on the ground could be save if you really put some effort into it, as your collapse on the ground tired from all the fighting.What do?>Chase after them>Bandage up, head to the Fortress for help>Bandage up, but just rest outside the Fortress>Save your son>Mercy kill him yourself>Have Bits kill him>Other>Rolling for Bits +13, and Prot Roll +3 as they attack the fleeing creatures
>>4311226>Mercy kill him yourselfrip son 1 and 2
>>4311226>Bandage up, head to the Fortress for help>Mercy kill him yourselfHow much did the armor help?
>>4311237support but>Bandage up, but just rest outside the Fortress>tell bits and prot dont tell anyone about this untill we are far away from the fortressi dont want to get charged money and get asked questions
>>4311242You think we can travel this hurt?>>4311226>Bandage up, but just rest outside the Fortress>tell bits and prot dont tell anyone about this untill we are far away from the fortress>Mercy kill him yourself
>>4311226Ask the Gremlin what happened. Also kill son.
>>4311246after we all get bandaged up we can walk but not much else other than fight badlooks like we have to train our kobold talk philosophy and otherstuff thats not about physical after we get healed up>>4311249this one too
>>4311230>>4311237>>4311246>>4311249>Mercy kill him yourself>>4311249>>4311261>>4311262>Ask the Gremlin what happened.>>4311242>>4311246>Bandage up, but just rest outside the Fortress>>4311237>Bandage up, head to the Fortress for helpLooks like Gobson will first kill his own ass, bandage himself up, head back to the outside of the fortress. Talk with the Gremlin and ask what in Maglum name happened.>Roll me 1d100+13. Bo3 (+3 First Aid, +10 Bits and Prot are helping)I'll tweak the combat a bit. Figure out all the EXP using the shield, Axe, Armor, Combat. Etc...
Rolled 11 + 13 (1d100 + 13)>>4311269pls no another nat 1
Rolled 35 + 13 (1d100 + 13)>>4311269
>>4311237>How much did the armor help?Without the armor you would have been dead in the 2nd round. So it was very helpful. Shield also as it kept the attacks lower by -20
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4311269
>>4311270>>4311274>>4311307First things first, you got to stop all the bleeding. Good thing Jade could see into the future and know that bandages were needed. Before you can take the bandages out of your pack you see your child laying on the ground with an arrow through his throat grunting in pain. You had to end him, to put him out of his pain, you grab your axe and plant it in the back of his head. Closing your eyes you ripped it out of its skull. Bits: “Let’s get you away from here before any more of your kids come charging out.” He said and started dragging you closer to the river, with Prot’s help they dragged you to the river bank. They quickly got to work taking out the bandages from their pack and wrapping it around your bleeding wounds. While not deep there were many, with that taken care of you breathe some fresh air and felt movement in your pack, it was the Gremlin Leader he stayed hidden and unmoving as the fight was happening.Gobson: “What happened Gremlin?”Gremlin Leader: “Gobson’s seed is cursed, Gremlins wanted to not wait any longer for the babies. We pray to the fertility goddess for many children, very fast and easy delivery. We asked too much for too little in return, she cursed us for our arrogance. We must flee, more will come, the ones alive will come back for reinforcement hundreds to thousand. The village fell in minutes. I left with a group, they did not make it, they fought to buy me time to escape as I am the elder. FLEE!” Bits and Prot must have thought it serious enough with your wounds and the Gremlins words.Prot: “Let’s go to the Fortress the Dwarves need to prepare.”Bits: “Yes. We must go.”Before anymore can be said they dragged you in the water and swam you across. Dragging you to the outside of the wooden gates of the fortress where Etra is still guarding.Etra: “Bits and Prot what happened to Gobson?”Bits: “No time to explain Gremlin abominations coming. We need shelter and alarm from the Dwarves.”Etra: “Yes, yes. Right away.” She searches her bag and pulls out a horn and sounds it. The gates are open and Bits and Prot make their way in. You find the strength within you to stand. The others seem to worry about a large threat incoming, the Gremlin that braved the sun the thing it hates the most. It seems like something to worry about,Level 1: First Aid 0/10 EXPWhat do?>Enter the Fortress and rest >Stay outside>Speak more with the Gremlin? (Free Action)>Other
>>4311311>Stay outside>Speak more with the Gremlin? (are those the only one that followed you and are there any monsters from the dark between the exist cave and the villages)
>>4311311>>Enter the Fortress and restheal up. the rest can deal with it. and im glad its not our fault the gremgobs are cursed seed.
>>4311311>Go inside the fortress and look for Jade and Bradley>Tell the boys to stay outsideIf the fortress fall I'd be so happy. Let's warn jade and orc chad tho
>I left the thread for two days... two days, and we already have geopolitics added, and now we're bout to have mass combat tested with our own Helm's Deep.pic very related
>>4311311>Enter fortress and rest> Speak more with gremlin. Tell him to not say that we gave him the seeds to make the abominations, it's his fault for messing up with his goddess.
>>4311471ThisLooks like it’s time for Helms Deep
>>4311405This whole damned adventure is going to be Gobson accidentally causing chaos and destruction everywhere he goes isn’t it..
>>4311471This. Not our fault you fucked up with your Goddess.
>>4310775This is my first quest lol I didn't realize a crit fail overruled everything else. Wonderful. I also never roll because I don't know how it works. What do you type to roll?>>4311311GRIGGERS YOU KILLED GOBSON'S SON. There was literally an option to save him. Can't believe Gobson had to kill his own son. I guess they're cursed, but there's got to be a way to undo that>Ask Maglum how to undo the curse on your children
>>4311819>What do you type to roll?Dice rolling follows /tg/'s format (e.g., "dice+2d6" without the quotes in the options field rolls 2d6).
Rolled 76 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>4311861
>>4311861Thanks anon have a pepe
>>4311312>Stay outside>>4311347>Go inside the fortress and look for Jade and Bradley>Tell the boys to stay outside>>4311471>>4311565>>4311679>>4311316>Enter fortress and rest>>4311471>>4311565>>4311679>>4311312> Speak more with gremlin. Tell him to not say that we gave him the seeds to make the abominations, it's his fault for messing up with his goddess.>>4311819>Ask Maglum how to undo the curse on your childrenLooks like Gobson is going to speak with the Gremlin and entering the fortress to get some much need rest. He's going to speak with the gremlin once he's sure none else can hear him.>Roll me 1d100-14. Bo3 (-20 Due to low Health, +6 Due to Endurance) This is to see if you can physically walk yourself to the fortress. Or just can't handle walking the distance due to the injuries. Combat taught you many things+10 EXP Level 2: Axe 0/5 EXP (Str)+10 EXP Level 4: Shield 0/5 EXP (End)+14 EXP Level 2: Rigid Leather 4/5+2 EXP Willpower: 1 6/10+12 EXP Current 7/80 EXPStrength Level up to 2! Endurance Level up to 2! LEVELED UPGobson HP 16/50Cha 3, Dex 2, End 2, Str 2, Int 1, Will 1, Wis 1, Luck 0Natural Healing Time: 12 Days Potions and Doctors can lower thisCan't use level up reward until fully rested and fed in a safe place.Made and update pastebins which hold the info.https://pastebin.com/rPu3fUiH https://pastebin.com/X7sguinq>>4311405>we already have geopolitics added,The world was there you just never knew about it. Since you just a goblin. I would have still did it if you went the tribe route, you guys just didn't have the tech to make maps.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4311941
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4311941I would have preferred the tribe route. So wouldn't suck so hard by being able to rely upon quantity.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4311941
man we should get into fights more the if this is how much experience we get
>>4311957>>4311966>>4311979>72You walk inside the fortress and hear yelling as everyone is ordered to do things or another as you hold yourself up and walk closer to the gate.Etra: “All goblins! Head inside the barrow!” The worker goblins stop their work and start making their way towards the fortress. Once it was clear that all of them were following what is being said she calls on Bits, Prot who were helping you move into the fortress.Etra: “You goblins are being drafted to the militia, man the walls. Your friend will be taken care of.”Bits: “Ok, come on Prot we got abominations to shoot.”Prot: “Yes. Prot will shoot real good.” With that they quickly left your side, goblins made their way to the fortress. You saw the Fake Dwarf Goblin in Dwarf gear heading out to join them. Bradley also came out to help, as you walked through the gate you heard a far off hollering and hooting. You only hope that your friends keep their mouths shut as they weather the storm. With every step a dull pulsing pain crept up your legs. The favored target for your children. With each passing second the pain increased then subsided at times, only to flare up again. You pause for a moment leading against the smoothed stone wall and take a deep breath. Hoping it shifts the pain away, making it easier to manage. It was hard to focus on what’s happening around with the movement of many goblins and Dwarves. The day has just started, and this is what you have to show for it. Then a voice broke the silent, and the mindless chatter and steps around you. You focus and see that it was a familiar Cold Bolt.Jade: “Gobson your hurt. Let me treat your wounds and get you to bed.” Her arms surrounded you as some of the weight you were carrying was lifted. She led you to a room and laid you on the bed, removing your clothing, and lay a wet piece of cloth on your head.Jade: “Gobson, you rest. I’ll go get help.” She said and left the room closing the door behind her. Leaving you alone, then came movement from the pack it was the Gremlin coming out.Gremlin Leader: “Are we safe?”Gobson: “This is all your fault, you corrupted my seed for your own gains. I’ll kill you if you tell anyone it was my seed. It was all your fault I had to kill my own children” Rain filled your eyes as the memories of your first children into this world were of you harming and killing them. No matter if they were abominations they were still your children. The Gremlin just hides back inside the pack as you lay on the bed.Gobson HP: 16/50 -20 to all rolls+1 EXP Willpower: 1 7/10What do?>Rest>Talk more with the Gremlin (About what?)>Other
>>4312121looks like we got a Gremlin pet >Rest We can’t do much for now, rest up a bit than see if we can help out afterwards
>>4312121>Big think with Maglum about your feelings of lossI wanna hear what our god has to say.
>>4312133supportespecially about the goddess cursing our seed
>>4312133SupportAsk about the goddess cursing our seed
>>4312133This. Will be interesting to get his opinion on what the gremlins did. man poor gobson just can't catch a break.
>>4312130>Rest>>4312133>>4312134>>4312138>>4312151>>4312152>Big think with Maglum about your feelings of loss>Ask about the goddess cursing our seedIt's pretty clear that Gobson wants to speak with Maglum through the pain.>Roll me 1d100-4. Bo3 (-20 Due to pain/low Health, +6 Due to Endurance, +10 Due to it's Maglum your main god)
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4312155
Rolled 15 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>4312155
Rolled 14 - 4 (1d100 - 4)>>4312155
>>4312158>>4312160>>4312165well overall this is shit
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4312155Watch this
I'm thinking we should have the gremlin tell the dwarves that the fake dwarf grigger is the one that gave his seed to the gremlins. It would be revenge for humiliating us in the challenge and generally acting like a grigger towards us. That might be too cruel though
>interesting talk goes to shit because of shitty rolls
>>4312180Hopefully Maglum just lectures us or we fall asleep or something.
>>4312213or not get answered at all
>>4312158>>4312160>>4312165>11Even with the pain you have to pray to Maglum. The supplies which you were going to use to pray to Maglum the last of your dried fish was being eaten by the Gremlin.Gobson: “Stop eating my food for Maglum you Greigger!”Gremlin Leader: “I’m sorry, I was just eating as I lost all my kin for this is all my fault. The fish needs some favors also where are we? I can’t see after being blinded by the surface star, my flesh boils under its rays.”Gobson: “We’re in the fortress, and before you try to talk with the Dwarves they’ll kill you thinking you’re one of those things.”Gremlin Leader: “How I have fallen, the tribe of my people are gone, killed, raped, no more. Only the elder is left, what’s the point of being the elder if he isn’t wise. 700 years of life to lead up to nothing.” WIth that he put himself back in the backpack and closed the lid on it. You could hear the rain he was doing from within.The pain was beginning to increase so you want to make it quick, you say the words and close your eyes trying to clear your mind. Calling on Maglum is what you wanted. What you got was sleep as closing your eyes was enough for the darkness of sleep to overtake you. * * *You wake, not in a prison, not outside on the ground, not in the place after death, but in the same room you were bought in. You breathe a sigh of relief, you look over yourself and see that you are all bandaged up properly. The sheets you were bleeding on were changed and you spot someone under the covers of the bed. Lifting them up it was the Greigger who rubs his eyes as you kick him out the bed, it hurts but you don’t want him taking up your space.Gremlin Leader: “Gobson you changed from the last time I saw you. Looks like you went through a goblin evolution and by the looks of it you picked one that doesn’t focus on smarts, speed, strength, magic, but being a leader. Yet from what I heard from within the backpack, is you are a follower.”Damn Greigger he's not making you feel better, and that reminds you of your children what happen?What do?>Call for someone (Who?) (Someone in the party, Etra, Fake Dwarf Goblins…) and talk about (What?) (What happened yesterday, Are we going to resume traveling, Did they leave without you?) >Get up from bed and find (Who?) (Someone in the party, Etra, Fake Dwarf Goblins…)>Pray to Maglum about (What?) and than (Pick what else to do after)>Talk with the Gremlin asking questions about what he means by the number 700 and years.>Have the Gremlin say his name and explain in detail what happened (Long Story)>Keep sleeping>OtherEach day you gain +3HP, and regain +2 back to your rolls as you recover from your wounds+3 HP Gobson HP 19/50All rolls get a -18
>>4312226>Talk with the Gremlin asking questions about what he means by the number 700 and years.>Have the Gremlin say his name and explain in detail what happened (Long Story)looks like were stuck with himalso>700 yearswtf you little gremlin shit i thought you wouldn't last a year
>>4312226>Try again to big think with Maglum about feelings of loss and the goddess cursing your seed>Talk with the Gremlin asking questions about what he means by the number 700 and years>Have the Gremlin say his name and explain in detail what happened (Long Story)
>>4312226>Have the gremlin say his name and explain in detail what happened greigger really ate our offering
>>4312237Fuck the gremlin ate our offerings. Nevermind then.>Talk with the Gremlin asking questions about what he means by the number 700 and years>Have the Gremlin say his name and explain in detail what happened (Long Story
>>4312237>Talk with the Gremlin asking questions about what he means by the number 700 and years>Have the Gremlin say his name and explain in detail what happened (Long Story)Let's go with the lore
>>4312236>>4312241>>4312238>>4312253>Talk with the Gremlin asking questions about what he means by the number 700 and years.>Have the Gremlin say his name and explain in detail what happened (Long Story)Looks like Gobson is going to have a lesson and get informed about what went wrong.>Roll me 1d100-15. Bo3 (+3 Due to Intelligence, Astronomy) This is just to understand the concept of time and how long a year is.
Rolled 2 - 15 (1d100 - 15)>>4312263this modifications makes me wanna die
>>4312265THIS ROLLS MAKES ME WANNA DIE
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4312263>>4312265Plenty of cursed rolls this day
Rolled 21 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>4312263Watch this
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4312263Let's goNat 100
Rolled 7 - 15 (1d100 - 15)>>4312263Please don't tell me the -15 counts with the 2 into a negative crit
Rolled 67 + 3 (1d100 + 3)>>4312263
We couldn't protect his smile bros.......
>>4312265>>4312269>>4312270>>4312272>>4312277>>4312304Gobson: “Hold up Greigger. What do you mean by 700 and this word year? I keep hearing it being talked about, could you explain this. Your name will also be needed, I need something to address you.”Ria Gleen: “My name is Riazoirm Strumrusz Gleenvacs. But the cursed seed goblin can call me Ria Gleen my story should be explained from the start, but to know how long it’s been you need to learn a few things. As you are less than a year old by what you know.”.Ria Gleen explained many things that you didn’t even know existed, thought about or wondered about before he spoke. He told about the years how he uses the moons cycle to tell when a full year had passed. And before long you slowly learn that you are in the seven month of the year on the 20th day, in the year of 869. As his father was born at that