STATUS POST
I'll answer to this post when applications for new characters are closed.

I will also quote it when I'm posting general information about the quest.

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IMPORTANT: Quote this post when you post your sheet. This will make it easier to keep track of all sheets.

CHARACTER SHEET
*Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts (see below), 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight
*Stats (see below)
*Skills: all skills, talents, combat skills, magical languages
*Strengths/Weaknesses: (optional) situational bonuses based on your personal background
*Background
*Inventory

Attached is a blank character sheet. You can also type your sheet in plain text.
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MODE OF THOUGHTS (can have more than one):
*Visual: you think with images
*Verbal: you think with words/voice
*Emotional: you think with emotions
*Abstract: your thoughts are abstract
*Unknown: you are not aware of your own thoughts

THE 15 STATS ARE:
*Strength (lifting)
*Dexterity (hands)
*Agility (everywhere else)
*Reflex (speed)
*Toughness (tanking)
*Fitness (cardio)
*Perception
*IQ (thinking)
*Memory (long-term)
*Intuition (gut feeling)
*Willpower (mind over matter)
*Wisdom (introspection, spirituality)
*Charisma (talking)
*Beauty (appearance)
*Sanity (mental health)

Describe your stats in plain English using the ranks below.
Ranks: minuscule, weak, low, below average, average, above average, high, exceptional
For Stats, an “average” rank means the rank of an average person
For skills and other abilities, an “average” rank means an average person skilled with this ability; an average professional. Those with less than average ranks are skilled amateurs. Yes, this means, above average skills are uncommon.

The skills are freeform so you can list anything. Here's an extensive list if you need inspiration: https://gurps.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Skills

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SHARED CHARACTER
Anyone can play as a shared characters, even players who have died. The chararacter is modelled after The Last Defender, a batshit crazy poster who comes to /qst/ to spam and is obsessed with "ShortTrip".

>Post with the code TLD + your first name.
>Roll 20d100.
>You must vote for your actions. In case of a tie, the QM will roll to determine who gets picked.

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CREATION RULES
1) Create your character, following the rules above.
2) Reminder: you are playing as yourself, the person behind the screen. The more honest you are statting yourself, the more fun this is going to be.
3) Reminder: for skills, an average rank means the rank of an average professional, not the average person. If you rank yourself as Average, then it means that you're as good as the average professional.

GENERAL RULES
1) Namefag yourself.
2) Roll 20d100 with each post. The rolls will be used for the GM emulator.
3) You have to keep track of your own inventory and money.
4) No whining about the QM decisions and rolls.

MULTIPLAYER RULES
1) You can chat with the other players as much as you want
2) Don't make more than one action post before the QM responds

MYTHIC RULES
1) The first 3 dice are reserved to your main actions
2) The following dices will be used for the QM's fluff questions
3) The Chaos Level will remain at 5

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The quest will run for 2 weeks.

INTRODUCTION

Unknown to most people, the world we live in is dominated by evil powers and evil cults. Monsters and aliens are real, and so are worse entities. Only standing against them is the secret and mysterious Kek Foundation. 4chan and the other imageboards of the world are a front for the Foundation, which they use to detect people of exceptional potential. No one knows anything about the Foundation, not even who runs it.

You have received a plane ticket to the Greenville–Spartanburg International Airport by email, and $1000 on Paypal for your expenses, which you can use to buy supplies at your own discretion [if you do, then please list it so that it's added to your inventory]. You have never worked for the Foundation, and this is your first mission.

The town of Pelzer, SC, has caught the attention of 4chan's /x/ board. It has a Masonic Lodge, Illuminati homes, an abandoned mill, incoherent crime statistics, and a livestreamer who went there and disappeared three years ago.

That enough was sufficient to take interest into the case. The livestreamer is named Jake Alexander. He was an independent investigator, and not much is known about him. His stream dropped when he entered the mill, and he was never heard of again. Recent news of a human skeleton found by a "passerby" has alerted the Kek Foundation.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/deputies-human-skeleton-found-by-passerby-in-pelzer/ar-BB114Omq

Your mission is to understand what has happened to him, and to report back about all abnormal and paranormal activity that you find in Pelzer. If you succeed, you will receive $10,000.

Here is the report about what the Foundation knows about Pelzer.

Abnormal Population
Pelzer has an official population of 89, a Masonic Lodge of 130 members, and 435 registered offenders. Those numbers do not make any sense: there are too many offenders compared to the total population! This suggests that the town is an anomaly.

Official population: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelzer,_South_Carolina
All criminals: https://www.mugshotsonline.com/south-carolina/pelzer?page=1

Other Anomalies
Pelzer was a mill town. The mill was destroyed in a strange fire in 2004, and it's now covered in Satanic graffitis. Then, there's a Masonic Lodge of the Order of the Eastern Star, and the "Lutheran Church of His Holy Name", a church which other investigators who have visited Pelzer could not find and said it didn't exist. There's also the mystery of the "Pelzer Stones", stones left by the members of the lost Roanoke colony in the 16th century, which was another case of mysterious disappearance.

>You meet your fellow team members at the airport. You can now describe your actions (Chuck, Thomas, Nunya, and The Last Defender).

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ANCHOR
I will quote the updates with this post so that they are easier to follow.

CHARACTERS
>Chuck Taylor: a White man who has blue-collar skills and a car
>Rapestab McGenocide: a brown Asian man who has medical skills
>Squiddly: an Italian man who has paranormal skills
>Anna Campbell: a White woman who has wilderness skills
>Shi Taberu Hito: a Japanese child who has fighter skills

SUMMARY
In the first day, the party has investigated the Lower Mill and has found the half-eaten body of a pregnant woman in the basement. At night time, they roamed the streets and killed a few drug dealers and thugs.

The Last Defender went on a solo investigation and encounterd a cryptid and a ghost in the forest. He also gained general information about Pelzer from a local woman (https://boards.4channel.org/qst/thread/4271801#p4276961) and (https://boards.4channel.org/qst/thread/4271801#p4277275).

On the second day, the party attacked the Masonic Lodge and murdered a woman and Sheriff MacMahon. They've freed a young woman who was a prisoner in a cage, and collected various occult books. The Freemasons are enraged and hunting for the perpetretors.

Over the course of their investigation, they have been hindered by creatures of the "Outer Dark", a rival occult organization. It's because of one of their gifts that Shi has been turned into a child.

They've made the abandoned Low Mill their base, which Anna has surrounded with noise-making traps. One of the traps has just been sprung in the southern direction...

FIRST TURN

>>4296606
Q: Does the woman start screaming?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 96
A: Crit No
Crit: she's now catatonic

Q: Can Rapestab tell that she's catatonic?
Knowledge (psychiatry): Knowledge (anatomy) - 2 RS (semi-related) = Weak
DC: Low
Roll: 35
A: Yes
>>4296552
Q: Can Anna remain out of sight?
Odds: Likely (she has surprise effect)
Roll: 74
A: Yes

Q: Are the intruders in a big party?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 57
A: No

Q: Describe them
Roll: 85, 7
A: Negligence of Allies
ill-fitting allies

>>4296598
Q: Does Chuck want to come?
A: Yes (would be a faggot otherwise)

Q: Is TLD's damage healed?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 90
A: No

>>4296606
The young victim of the Freemasons, who Agent McGenocide had brought to the camp, had woken up and was screaming. He had put his hand on her mouth, for fear that the noise would be heard, but he now takes it away. She's stopped screaming and has now entered a catatonic state. He speaks to her, but she does not react. She has no facial expression and her eyes are staring out. The body is there, but not the mind. This is common with victims of extreme trauma: it's how they have learnt to cope.

He takes Agent Campbell's multi-tool and opens a can of chicken soup with the intent of feeding her, as she seems malnourished. The woman does not react to the smell of food, and remains motionless.

>>4296552
>>4296563
Holding on her baseball bat, Anna carefully approaches the intruders, keeping a safe distance from the sprung trap. The the Lower Mill area is small, so it only takes a few seconds until she spots them. Their leader is a middle-aged man dressed in a black suit holding a torch, followed by two scrawny drug addicts holding knives and two African-American thugs holding guns.

>>4296598
>>4296658
The Last Defender and Chuck are eating protein bars together, as a ritual of friendship.

"I don't like the taste so much, but it makes me feel good." Chuck says.

"It looks like our camp has an intruder, probably trouble, wanna come?" TLD says.

"Yeah. Beating you up was some good warm up, but now I'm ready for the real fight."

TLD, Chuck and Squiddly follow Anna. They are armed with a modified baseball bat, a shotgun, and a crovel respectively.

Rolled 17, 11, 90, 50, 36, 56, 67, 100, 21, 53, 26, 41, 30, 53, 28, 47, 72, 55, 61, 65 = 979 (20d100)

>>4296886
> Anna carefully scrutinizes the man in black, the obvious odd man out in this gaggle of intruders, trying to pick up on what his intentions may be, as well as any other peculiarities.
> Relying heavily on her intuition to help her pick the right moment, Anna scoops up a pebble off the ground and furtively flings it at a tree trunk on the opposite side of the path, intending to manipulate the interlopers into turning their backs to the other agents.

Rolled 21, 79, 88, 24, 49, 47, 11, 76, 84, 5, 32, 92, 1, 60, 74, 31, 41, 29, 25, 98 = 967 (20d100)

>>4296886
TLD
>$493
>protein bars x6
>glass cutter
>1 baseball bat (Barbed wire and nails)
>Red spray paint can

Stuff in the mill
>pocket knife
>ice hockey mask
>match box
>cordless circular saw
>tactical backpack
>MMA book
>Nokia phone
>library card (Anderson County)
>chemistry book "The Modern Alchemist"
>survival guide "Advanced Camping & Wilderness Survival"
>wood-cutting axe
> 6 gallons of gas
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(Whispering) "...fuck, forgot something, be right back"

> go back to the mill, grab the backpack and put two gas containers there, also grab the match box, the knife and put on the mask

"Float like an anvil, sting like a nuke, it's showtime"

> go back to where anna is, hide in the forest for a while, wait until they are distracted, then throw gas at the torch guy and R U N into the forest. that will probably burn alive the torch guy and distract the others (making them follow me, not the best idea, but we talking about TLD)

> just keep runnin', covering with the trees for incoming gunshots while doing so

"SEE YA, CAKE SUCKERS"

>>4296945
I -think- that those 4th, 5th and 6th rolls are going to kill me, heh

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>>4296884

For curiosity, At what chaos level was the game?

>>4296987

>>4296874
>3) The Chaos Level will remain at 5

>>4296991
Thanks

>>4296987
It's better to keep the Chaos Level at 5 with Mythic, otherwise it gets really crazy.

Rolled 93, 94, 39, 12, 58, 74, 46, 76, 30, 95, 84, 29, 50, 27, 32, 90, 37, 7, 40, 89 = 1102 (20d100)

>>4296886
>Find a recieoe to turn me into an adult

>Head back to the mill and kill any intruders I see

Rolled 51, 61, 81, 29, 65, 16, 69, 79, 78, 50, 64, 31, 88, 8, 41, 32, 13, 86, 86, 68 = 1096 (20d100)

>>4296886
> Squiddly decides that there could be some useful stuff among the looted arcane relics at the mill, so he heads back and tries to figure out what each relic does (if Squiddly has to choose a specific one and can’t examine them all, he examines the golden scepter)

>>4296875
>>4296886
Forgot to anchor the first turn

>>4296884

SECOND TURN

>>4296941
Q: Can Anna pick up the man's intentions?
Intuition: Exceptional
DC: Above Avg
Roll: 17
A: Yes

Q: Can Anna distract the intruders?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 11
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 50
A: Move Away from a Thread
Thread: kill the intruders

Q: Describe
Roll: 36, 56
A: Imitate of Wishes
They leave, seemingly

>>4296945
Q: Does TLD have time to do all those actions?
Odds: No Way (there are "seconds" away)
Roll: 24
A: No
(Will apply to Shi too)

>>4297059
Q: Can Shi find more magical spells?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 93
A: Crit No

>>4297154
Q: Can Squiddly find the hidden relics?
Perception: Above Avg
DC: Low (not well hidden)
Roll: 51
A: Yes

Q: Does Dave find anything special about the items?
Knowledge (occultism): Above Avg
DC: High (rare items)
Roll: 61
A: No

>>4297935

>>4296941
The intruders are about to enter the camp. If they make one turn left, they will catch everyone. Anna relies on her hyper-developed intuition to analyze their intentions. Her emotional mode of thinking allows her to grasp situations in an instant, without being slowed down by useless thoughts. They seem hateful, and the fact they have weapons means they're here to kill her team. There's nothing else to know. They are going to kill everyone. She furtively flings a pebble at a tree trunk in the opposite direction to distract them.

[RANDOM EVENT / Move Awy from a Thread]

"What's that?" the man in black says. "I'm hearing suspicious sounds."

"Yo, brothas, I think I seen a crow, it don't look good." a thug responds.

"Crows are a bad omen. Let's leave this accursed place and come back another time."

"Let's go, mothafuckas."

The intruders retreat back to the streets.

>>4296945
"Float like an anvil, sting like a nuke, it's showtime."

The Last Defender goes back to the mill building and grabs various items that he puts in his backpack. He goes back to where Anna is, staying a safe distance from her.

{Other actions are cancelled. The forest is on the other side of the river, TLD doesn't have time to go there.}

>>4297059
Shi browses the occult cook book to find a recipe that can turn him into an adult. However, other than the Potion of Serpent Blood, there's nothing else in the book that suggests actual, concrete magical powers. It is more about kabbalistic practices, astrology and mundane magic, the kind that is practiced by the everyday soothsayers. That can certainly be explained by the fact that only those of the reptilian bloodline can perform actual magic, hence any recipe of magic would not work for regular humans.

{Second action is cancelled, Shi doesn't have time for both.}

>>4297154
While everyone is being distracted by the battle, Squiddly decides to search for Shi's hidden loot and examine the relics. He follows TLD to the main mill building, and finds that Shi and TLD have been hiding their items there. He goes through Shi's stuff and examine the jewelled golden scepter. It's beautifully crafted and probably a precious item. Despite his deep knowledge of the occult, he has never seen such item before. It does not hold signs of known cults or esoteric schools, nor does he feel that it has any supernatural aura.

>>4297936
> Keeping one eye on the armed men as they shrink into the distance, Anna rapidly produces a text to her fellow agents.
"The intruders are leaving but they got far too close to camp, I advise that we rebase ASAP. Not certain who they represent but they were armed, actively sweeping the area, and bristling with murderous intent."
"They haven't gotten too far away, we could trail them and potentially gain some useful info, maybe even launch a counter-attack on their base. However, bringing the Jane Doe along, or leaving her unattended, would be dangerous. If we do go on the offensive then one of us will need to stay behind to watch her."
> Wait for responses from the others before taking any action.

Ayy, KB here. Finally got the time to check in again. Glad that these quests are still going.

Looking forward to reading, can’t participate this time. How’d the last Eldritch quest end?

>>4298006
Uh... Let's see

> director got summoned almost at the end and became imho

> kek got summoned at the last turn

> director created a team of bizarros (superman clones)

> darwin created a monster army

> director sent the bizarros at the last turn to kill darwin, got nice rolls, we thought he won

> then the useless darwin presence actually worked and the bizarros just transformed in jelly-zarro

> and bc of that darwin kind of conquered the earth, but not completely

> so after that, it was a tie, and the war continued for a loooong time

>>4298006
I lost to much time befriending the humans and it didn't pay off.

Rolled 91, 97, 10, 64, 10, 4, 82, 2, 37, 62, 39, 68, 76, 98, 63, 2, 28, 25, 81, 32 = 971 (20d100)

>>4297936

> put the bat and the mask in the backpack

> try to follow them, without calling their attention

>>4298020
Thanks dice, very cool

Rolled 20, 7 = 27 (2d20)

>>4297936
I text Anna "I'm not letting those maggots steal my shit"

I run back to the mill if it's close if not I take a taxai.

Go back to base

Rolled 78, 63, 87, 50, 47, 48, 80, 14, 1, 8, 88, 24, 31, 83, 52, 82, 33, 7, 68, 27 = 971 (20d100)

>>4298211

Rolled 70, 42, 84, 55, 53, 67, 93, 61, 84, 46, 22, 80, 5, 33, 90, 48, 47, 36, 40, 72 = 1128 (20d100)

>>4297936
> Squiddly tries to examine the other relics and texts back to the group

“They are armed and far superior in number, launching a counterattack would be suicide. I agree that we need to move our base though”

>>4296884

THIRD TURN

>>4298020
Q: Can TLD not call their attention?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (he just has to follow from a distance)
Roll: 91
A: No

>>4298222
Q: Does Squiddly find anything special about the other items?
Knowledge (occultism): Above Avg
DC: High (rare items)
Roll: 70
A: No

>>4298211
Shi runs back to the mill. As Pelzer is very small, it only takes 5 minutes to reach any location if one is running. He enters the main mill building, where he has hidden his loot. He finds a Mediterranean man crouched in front of his items and going through them.

>>4298222
Squiddly examines the other items carefully. Like the scepter, the design of the golden chalice is beautiful, but he doesn't see anything specifically occult about it. He pours some water inside it and tries drinking from it to see if something would happen, but the water tastes absolutely normal. He tries wearing the human-skin mask, but nothing strange happens either, no possession or anything.

>>4298020
The group of intruders walk to the west, past the Mill neighborhood. They are now walking on Lebby Street. The area is actually quite beautiful, very green, and the grass on the sideways has been freshly cut. Agent Anna and Agent TLD walk behind them from a safe distance, 10 meters away. On the road, a scary-looking hillbilly passes them on his motorbike, howling like a wild beast, but he does not stop. One of the thugs that's part of the group the agents are following turns around, looks at the motorbike, then at the agents, and gives them a dirty look.

>>4298016
It was a very close tie. All the Bizarros failed the save to survive Darwin's Presence, but they were so close to killing him. At first when I went through the rolls, before I remembered to take Darwin's Presence into account, they had won.

Rolled 32, 53, 22, 68, 55, 9, 70, 46, 36, 19, 92, 81, 38, 71, 57, 9, 94, 67, 2, 23 = 944 (20d100)

>>4298296
"Get on your knees and beg maggot." I yell as I point my gun towards his head. I then say "Give me on reason I shouldn't blow your fucking head off." If tries to do anything other than what I told him to I shoot him in the head.

>>4298326
Are you serious?

That's Squiddly

>>4298349
I don't know that. There's what looks to be a thug going through my stuff and Anna said we're getting invaded, so yeah.

Rolled 26, 25, 22, 23, 61, 45, 71, 75, 2, 87, 54, 62, 8, 48, 43, 11, 78, 39, 39, 59 = 878 (20d100)

>>4298326
Dude you gonna kill squiddly? Not even TLD would do that lmao

>>4298296

> just give a friendly wave to the totally-friendly-looking man

>>4298365
Squiddly has a chance to survive if he gets on his knees and beg.

>>4298016
>>4298313
Fuck, sounds like a good time. Was the thread archived?

>>4298370
If he kills squiddly, that knife won't be the only sharp thing in his face this week

>>4298376
Yea, check the archive link in the OP, should be there

>>4298377
Haha this is turning into a full TPK.

>>4298381
Yes, but click the second link (Multiplayer Eldritch Horror #6) in the archive, because I had archived the /qtg/ by mistake.

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>>4296867
Is this thread still open to join? If I'm late please tell me and I will gladly fuck off.

I'm fairly new to /qst/ing in general so if I'm doing something wrong I apologize in advance.

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>>4298396
Solid character.
Good backstory
In case you cant , you can join as another TLD as its a shared character or "comment" with me.
>>4298390
>Haha this is turning into a full TPK.
Dead characters means more players for the epilogue

>>4298396
Yes, its still open.

You arrive at the Greenville–Spartanburg International Airport, with $1000 on your Paypal account.

Your contact at the Kek Foundation has given you the phone numbers of your fellow team members, and told you to catch up with them.

Also, what is your mode of thought?

*Visual: you think with images
*Verbal: you think with words/voice
*Emotional: you think with emotions
*Abstract: your thoughts are abstract
*Unknown: you are not aware of your own thoughts

>>4298326
>Squiddly freezes

“I’m agent Panucci, KEK foundation, I believe we have met before. Remember? I was the guy that got beaten up and was sent to the hospital, I was trying to find out how this shit works. Also please don’t shoot me, I don’t really want to leave a big mess when I die and tld isn’t the most understanding of people when he sees a teammate getting wounded”

>>4298421
I think verbally

I decide to call the first team member on the list so as to get a grasp of the situation.

dice+20d100

>>4298432
>dice+20d100
Write that on options

>>4298432
aw fuck first roll and I mistype it, it's been a while how do I roll again?

Rolled 84, 38, 8, 56, 38, 25, 13, 31, 43, 77, 56, 92, 68, 14, 17, 4, 86, 3, 37, 83 = 873 (20d100)

>>4298432

>>4298432
The team members are the other players so you can talk to them directly. Answer their post to get their attention.

>>4298431
I shoot a text message to the first person on my list of contacts

"Hello, this is Houston, the folks at the Kek foundation gave me your number and told me I would be working with you, could you fill me in on the current situation?"

>>4298431
Ok, maggot tell me why fuck you we're searching through my shit. You know what the Iranians do to thieves? They chop off their hands, do you want your hand chopped off?

>>4298455
“Oh sure. Welcome aboard on this crazy ride: there is a weird cult that appears to be summoning/creating monsters, zombies are a thing, devil deers stalk the woods, we have some weird relics and cultists just attacked our base. I’d explain more but I’m in quite a pickle now, in summary buy a weapon”

>>4298469
“Because I’m pretty experienced with occult stuff like this, and wanted to see if these relics had practical uses. And again, cutting my hand off wouldn’t endear you to anyone. Be reasonable now, you may be able to beat my ass even when you’re a 13 year old because I’m a fucking loser, but do you think you stand a chance against an angry tld? I may not be important or everyone’s best friend, but I think he’d be pretty angry if anyone hurt any member of the team”

>>4298526
"Alright, thank you kindly for that information, feel free to give me a ring if you need any help or possibly a meal"

>>4298421
I would like to look around for a place to buy arms

Message to Wu Bastard, the lying shitstain.
https://voca.ro/oWRXKG8tgmq

>>4298526
I could kill that meth head easy as 1 2 3, but to keep team cohesion I won't blow your head off. If you take any of my stuff we'll have a problem.

>>4298662
Thanks for confirming my assumption about what an unironic tld poster sounds like. The shrill whine of your estrogen sodden voice streaming through your dirt encrusted headset mic lends true character to the archetype of banal threadshitters.

>>4298831
He ripped that from another thread bro. I remember seeing it on /r9k/. Also doesn’t TLD always announce when it’s him even when he shouldn’t.

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>>4298863
I'm not sure what's more sad, being The Last Defender and saying/doing shit like that or pretending to be The Last Defender and reposting the things he's said.

>>4298879
As far as I know, TLD never made a vocaroo recording. Now that I’ve said that some idiots are going to start doing it while pretending to be him. Honestly, anyone who tries to imitate him or gets triggered by him needs some serious help. One guy even wrote some furry gay rape fanfiction about him. I think the lesson we should all take away from this is that no one should never namefag unless they absolutely need to.

Rolled 40, 79, 14, 10, 30, 43, 14, 17, 36, 31, 43, 20, 73, 98, 25, 59, 46, 69, 69, 53 = 869 (20d100)

>>4298296
'I'm not entirely sure why I went with TLD, but I'm already starting to regret that decision.'
> Anna reaches for her sense of intuition, trying to discern whether or not their cover has been blown.

> If they haven't been exposed yet then Anna will link arms with TLD and start casually chattering to him about street hockey, fictitious gossip, and other mundane subjects in an attempt to strengthen the illusion that they are just an ordinary couple walking around town.
> If they have been exposed, Anna will quietly alert TLD and then turn off up a driveway, walking into the backyard of a random house. At this point she will vault fences and cut through yard, staying off of the roads as much as possible, as she makes her way back towards the woods.

>>4299091
>>4298822
You both revive text messages.

"Hey just confirming that y'all are the people the Kek foundation told me to meet up with, I already spoke with the squid guy and he filled me in on everything, just tell me if any plans come to fruition.

>>4299120
Insert quotation marks that I forgot here

>>4298822
“Yeah, you could just kill me. Say, what if I bought one of those relics though? I’m willing to pay quite the price for the scepter”

>>4299185
Don't give him the sadisfaction.
He will only grow more into that guy

>>4299203
I really want that scepter, I suspect it has some weird powers and I don’t want the impulsive 13 year old killer having it

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>>4299216
Blackmail him.
He dosen't have the skills to understant any of the objects.
You do, its a trade of information over artifacts.
That or he can stay as a 13 year old with objects that may kill him.
And they are probably not magical, only ritualistic in nature.

>>4299219
Still, we know that the monsters summoned/created by the cult and monsters in general have to follow some rules. These artifacts came from the cult, and if they are ritualistic in nature it is possible that they hold some degree of influence over the monsters.

And I want to whack cultist with a golden scepter

>>4298662
top kek

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>>4296884

FOURTH TURN

>>4298365
Q: Does the thug accept the wave?
Charisma: Avg
DC: 50/50
Roll: 26
A: Yes

>>4299091
Q: Can Anna detect if their cover is blown?
Intuition: Exceptional
DC: High (distance, limited interaction)
Roll: 40
A: Yes
=> it hasn't due to the thug accepting the wave

Q: Do Anna and TLD make a convincing couple?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 79
A: No


>>4298537
You find several weapon stores close to the airport, including a Walmart (cf. pic). You can buy any common type of arms.

>>4298326
>>4298526
Shi is not a pushover, and he doesn't tolerate that anyone would touch his loot.

"Get on your knees and beg, maggot." he yells, pointing his gun towards Squiddly's head.

Squiddly pleads to have his life spared, threatening Shi that an "angry TLD" would avenge his death. To keep team cohesion, Shi decides to spare his life.


>>4299091
>>4298365
TLD gives a friendly wave to the gun-wielding thug. The thug ignorse him and keeps walking.

Intuition: The behavior of the thugs remains the same, and Anna senses that their cover hasn't been blown.

She links arms with TLD and starts casually chattering to him. Unfortunately, LD blushes, stutters and looks awkward (>>4298662), so they do not make a very convincing couple. Anna speaks about mundane subjects with him.

"Shut the fuck up. No one wants this, no one is looking for th... this." TLD answers. He freezes. "Sorry, I was talking about the thugs, not you."

TLD (updated sheet)
>Add /r9k/ to the list of home boards (>>4298863)

>>4299278
Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch. You’re a obese, littoral faggot with a learning disability.

>>4299290
>he keeps the thread open
top kek, don't forget to refresh the archives

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>>4299289
> squiddly sighs
“Listen shi, i know you must be very angry about being turned into a 13 year old. I am pretty skilled with occult stuff so maybe I can use that cookbook of yours to search how to make you into an adult again. If I manage to make you taller than five feet, you’ll let me have one of the relics. Deal?”

>>4299289
I stop by the gun shop/indoor range and buy a shotgun, how much will that run me?

>>4299299
also, wow, imitating annoying people must be a popular pastime here

>>4299339
It's just him in particular.
They even made a quest about him so people can pretend to be it.
Its' a ... local celebrity?... no...Local meme!
yes , that

Rolled 56, 67, 96, 29, 67, 64, 49, 83, 85, 59, 61, 18, 42, 47, 49, 49, 45, 12, 70, 11 = 1059 (20d100)

>>4299289
"Uh..."

"..."

"..."

> just... Keep following them, silent

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>>4299338
A Remington 870 shotgun will cost $320

>>4299353
I ask the man behind the counter if he has any with two barrels.

>local man forgets to roll again

Rolled 87, 70, 19, 86, 1, 94, 59, 21, 8, 62, 27, 5, 23, 50, 25, 39, 39, 86, 53, 25 = 879 (20d100)

>>4299289
"Ah? Huh... *Cough*"
"..."
> Not dwelling too long on TLD's eccentric reaction to human contact, Anna busies herself by meticulously monitoring their surroundings for the signs of danger, all the while maintaining a facade of normalcy and trying to keep her observatory behavior subtle enough to avoid drawing attention.

>>4299353
>Remington 870
Wait that does have two barrels, ignore me for I have no brain, I'll buy it.

>>4299379
It has a magazine of 3 to 5.
8 if you buy the one that's illegal in some places

Rolled 44, 51, 97, 78, 44, 17, 98, 35, 48, 52, 48, 32, 66, 14, 12, 95, 17, 88, 72, 50 = 1058 (20d100)

>>4299305
I turn to squidy and say "I checked the book it can't make me an adult again. If you touch my shit I'll kill you."

I try and find Anna

>>4299379
You have $680 left. You can describe your next actions and also roll.

>>4299443
He's gonna get us killed ain't he?

>>4299458
No I'll just look like your adopted japanse son.

>>4299458
He'll either cause a tpk or commit accidental suicide. Usually he does the first followed by the second.

Rolled 29, 59, 35, 94, 82, 30, 46, 1, 22, 2, 97, 54, 70, 25, 11, 7, 22, 71, 99, 4 = 860 (20d100)

>>4299443
> Squiddly looks like he’s about to say something, but stops halfway in

“You know what? Fine. But don’t expect me to save your minor ass when you need to reach the cookies on the high shelf”

>Squiddly then puts some distance between shi and himself, whips out his phone and starts looking at a map of the town, searching for another good place to use as base

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>>4299461

>>4299475
Replace Everyone with Shi. Kek's isekai ended with him killing everyone except me and his girlfriend with a fireball before transforming himself into inert stone.

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>>4299483
[Nervous chuckle]

>>4299446
I'm going to make my way to where Squiddly currently is, acting as loners will get us nowhere

Rolled 81, 38, 48, 49, 90, 98, 13, 65, 47, 57, 89, 72, 82, 43, 22, 8, 91, 92, 82, 55 = 1222 (20d100)

maybe I will remember to roll someday

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>>4296884

FIFTH TURN

>>4299351
Q: Do they go in the hole?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 29
A: Yes

>>4299373
Q: Can Anna detect any danger?
Perception: Above Avg
DC: 50/50
Roll: 87
A: No

>>4299462
Q: Can Squiddly find a new base?
IQ: Avg
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 29
A: Yes

>>4299443
>>4299351
>>4299373
Little Shi grabs Squiddly by the collar and pulls his face close to his.

"If you touch my shit again, I'll kill you." he says hatefully.

He's on a mission and he doesn't have time to waste on maggots. He runs around until he finds Anna and TLD. As there's only one road in Pelzer, that is a rather easy task. TLD is nervous that Shi would get them killed. In appearance, Shi looks like a harmless and innocent creature; he could be their adopted Asian son. Only a closer examination from an experienced psychologist would reveal that his moves are a bit too assured, that his eyes shine with a bit too much intelligence, and that he knows disturbing profanity no child should know.

Anna doesn't get distracted by Shi; she's vigilant monitoring the surroundings for signs of danger.

They follows their enemies until their reach the ALIVE campus, which is the site where they had slaughtered the group of drug dealers. The man in black and the two African Americans enter the main building; the two scrawny men look behind them and then jump into a rectangular hole on the west side, the hole that Agent McGenocide had discovered (http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4271801/#p4281639).

(Too bad Agent McGenocide disappeared, he had made good discoveries!)

>>4299462
Squiddly puts some distance between the child murderer and him and searches on the map for a new base. He almost got killed, but didn't. The only way to explain his survival is that he has earned the esteem and blessing of the chaos god Kek.

IQ: As Pelzer is in the middle of a forest, there are many excellent sites for a base. Two spots are particularly good, on the east side of Pelzer. Site A (cf. pic) is by the dam. It allows direct access to Lebby Street, the central road of Pelzer, and has no one in the neighborhood to detect the party's presence and activity. It also gives direct access to the Saluda River as an escape route. Site B is a clearing in the forest, with easy access to the river too. Site B is more comfortable, but further from the road. It can be reached through Site A and through the woods to avoid detection, and is possibly more secure.

>>4299528
Rookie Agent Houston takes a taxi to Pelzer, armed with his shotgun. He arrives to the site of the Lower Mill, an abandoned building in the center of Pelzer where the others have made their camp. He meets up with Squiddly and introduces himself.

Houston
>$640 left
>taxi fare: $40

Rolled 70, 87, 87, 69, 40, 32, 83, 2, 33, 68, 53, 21, 64, 79, 97, 71, 44, 84, 90, 92 = 1266 (20d100)

>>4299614
"Heh, those freaks only have knifes, they're nothing against me and my mighty justice bat!"

> Put on the mask, Follow them and Jump into the hole

"Howdy everyone, let me introduce myself. I. Am the guy who will end your pathetic life! WEDDING CAAAAAAAAAAKE"

> Throw the knife pointing to the eyes of one of them

> hit or not, start beating them with the bat

"SO YOU WANTED TO KILL US HUH?! LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THAT WITHOUT YOUR HEADS!" (anger bonus will probably get triggered here)

>>4299686
Jeez, the dice really wants me dead nowadays

>>4299697
Hold up... Do you... Do you think KTTL is wuxian now? Really? Come on dude, that's absolutely stupid

Rolled 75, 95, 25, 26, 45, 88, 23, 84, 91, 89, 4, 100, 12, 25, 29, 88, 69, 95, 93, 62 = 1218 (20d100)

>>4299614
>Jump down into the hole

"In this world, there are maggots and pest control. Guess which one you are?"

>Start blasting the thugs

>>4299720
> kek
With my bad rolls i probably hitted your eye again

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>>4299697
oh this is rich, what thread do you think i made?
This smut is just for you ;)
https://pastebin.com/S1ATXn8T
>don’t steal entire posts from superior QMs
I'll give that to you, I should make my own thread instead of throwing random event in Wuxian's.
Will probably start this summer.
See you then bubble butt.

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>>4299723
>what thread do you think i made?
He's well-spoken but it's unfortunately impossible for outsiders to understand him. His insults always reflect the things that he doesn't like about himself, so it is himself that he's addressing, not you. It is his way of purging his shadow, which of course doesn't work. It's a common pattern with haters and here it is combined with a nemesis obsession.

It's better to take the things from him that are funny and ignore the rest.

Rolled 32, 5, 98, 35, 19, 20, 76, 61, 62, 81, 80, 86, 57, 16, 18, 52, 93, 51, 14, 31 = 987 (20d100)

>>4299614
> Squiddly has chosen site B, but will wait for the others to make the final decision. Meanwhile, he tries to gain the attention of KEK, since at this point everything is possible and this could very well work. He also greets Houston

“Welcome to the shitshow squad. Be wary of the murderous 13 year old, he’s less stable than the economic system and has just as bad a temper. Everyone else is fine though”

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>>4299785
> he tries to gain the attention of KEK
"Do you want to build a snowman?
Come on, let's get body parts!
oh there's more blood
we must run as it restarts "
...
>I'll wait and see

Rolled 94, 76, 59, 96, 48, 46, 96, 12, 53, 48, 43, 83, 76, 38, 88, 19, 49, 67, 81, 90 = 1262 (20d100)

>>4299785
>Houston blinks and decides to treat the 13 year old thing as a joke, chuckling a little.

"Heh, yeah my little brother has tried to kill me several times. But from what I know most of the folks involved in this operation know what they're doing, although I've heard some strange things about a...protector person? What was his name, uh final protector? it might've been protector...what's his deal?"

>>4300039
“Oh yeah, the last defender. We call him tld for short, and he’s really a great guy. Very protective, solid morals, just a tad bit impulsive. And violent”

>>4299817
Does this mean that I have to sacrifice shi?

>>4300131
"ah, understood"
>Houston glances over his shoulder nervously
"so...where exactly are the others, I'd like to know who I'm working with exactly"

>>4300134
“They’re infiltrating a cult. I was left behind to make sure no one came here to steal our stuff while we look for a new base of operations. And also the last time I went on a physical mission I ended up at the hospital and I didn’t want to risk another trip to that shitty place just yet”

> Squiddly notices his glances

“Is there anything wrong?”

>>4300132
>Does this mean that I have to sacrifice shi?
that's not fun.
it has to be you who endures

>>4300141
"oh just worried that someone could have followed me, we are dealing with a cult after all"

>>4300143
So I have to find human body parts and use them to build a snowman but made out of human flesh, got it

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>>4300160
>sweats heavily
...let's see first what you contact first...
...I will go write some more just in case

>>4299817
Blasphemous picture, Pepe is the god of love

Rolled 95, 41, 25, 30, 11, 18, 12, 62, 65, 83, 56, 2, 98, 6, 88, 75, 42, 78, 71, 99 = 1057 (20d100)

>>4299614
> Anna disengages, very deliberately keeping herself at arms length from the action as TLD and Shi charge in. Wasting no time, she slides into cover and conceals her presence as best she can.
> From a reserved distance, Anna studies the layout of the Alive Campus exterior, searching for something that she could exploit to help turn this confrontation in the agents' favor.

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>>4300169

>>4296884

SIXTH TURN

>>4299686
Q: Has TLD healed from the stunning damage?
Toughness: Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 89 (using 2nd roll because his main action is attack)
A: No

Q: Can he hit the eyes of one of them?
Rank: Dexterity - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) + 2 RS (Righteous Anger) - 2 RS (wounds) = Low
DC: High (specific target, eyes)
Roll: 70 (1st roll)
A: No

Q: Does TLD target Shi?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 69 (4th roll)
A: No

Q: Does TLD have initiative for a second hit?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 40 (5th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Can TLD land a hit?
MMA: Low + 2 RS (RA) - 2 RS (wounds) = Low
DC: Low
Roll: 87
A: No

>>4299720
Q: Can Shi blast the thugs?
Guns: Avg
DC: Low (point blank)
Roll: 75
A: Yes

Q: Can he kill both of them?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 95
A: Crit No
Crit: the other thug attacks shi


Q: Can Shi dodge the hit?
Boxing: Above Avg
DC: Below Avg (knife)
Roll: 25
A: Yes

Q: Will the thug flee?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 26
A: Yes

Q: Describe the tunnels
Roll: 45, 88
A: Celebrate of Illusions

>>4299785
Q: Can Squiddly gain the attention of Kek?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 32
A: No

Q: Does he attract the Outer Dark?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 5
A: Crit Yes
Crit: as described, and worse

Q: Does he have to sacrifice Shi?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 35
A: Yes

>>4300190
Q: Can Anna find something that she can exploit?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 95
A: Crit No
Crit: the enemies find something they can exploit

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>>4300190
Anna hides in the trees to the west of the campus, and searches for something that she could exploit. There's nothing that she can think of. If anything, by jumping in the hole, her colleagues have trapped themselves like rats, so her team is at a serious disadvantage.

>>4299686
>>4299720
The Last Defender jumps in the hole and lands on the soft ground of the tunnel. The dark tunnels have been dug in the dirt but contain a sophisticated system of water evacuation. Shi jumps behind him, landing with the grace of a professional fighter.

"This dumpster fire has it all. WEDDING CAAAAAAAAAAKE!" TLD screams.

Although he barely has the energy to stand, as he has just been beaten up badly by Chuck, the mad vigilante charges at the two scrawny men. Blinded by rage, he sticks his knife into the ground, thinking that he's piercing the eyes of his nemesis, ShortTrip.

"In this world, there are maggots and pest control. Guess which one you are?" Shi says.

Unlike TLD, Shi is a well-trained and he remains perfectly calm. He pulls a long, shiny gun out of his pocket and fires twice: once in the knee, so that his victim falls before him, as a slave should, and a second time in the center of their forehead, so that their head explodes. The other enemy flees deeper inside of the tunnels.

>>4299785
>>4299817
>>4300039
Squiddly utters Kek's name, trying to gain the attention of the chaos god. A deformed humanoid frog appears before him and Houston, holding its mouth wide open and drooling on the floor. It's the most disgusting creature that they have ever seen, and it looks a bit like a fetus. The creature lets out a nauseating groan before speaking.

"I have heard your call. We need body parts for your initiation ritual."

"Does this mean that I have to sacrifice Shi?" Squiddly asks, thinking about the person he hates the most.

"Shi? Then Shi, it is. The victim has been chosen. You have 24 hours to sacrifice Shi and come back here with his body parts. Don't be late, or we'll use yours."

Squiddly blinks, and the frog has disappeared.

>>4300271
Whelp, guess I’ve fucked myself

>>4300093
Art truly imitates life.

>>4300271
This is a message for the Qm
Hope is usefull
https://pastebin.com/XH3uViey

Rolled 74, 30, 25, 32, 96, 47, 58, 39, 43, 42, 75, 52, 65, 35, 76, 5, 21, 31, 88, 88 = 1022 (20d100)

>>4300271

> grab the knife and chase the other guy, spray his eyes and beat him if i actually get to him

"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM JUSTICE? THINK TWICE, YOU SCUM! WEEEEEEDDING CAAAKEEEEEEEE"

Rolled 41, 98, 42, 30, 1, 55, 46, 16, 73, 94, 76, 10, 81, 23, 77, 34, 65, 51, 29, 14, 24, 34, 14, 92, 5 = 1125 (25d100)

>>4300271
>Shoot the thug and if tld hasn't killed him interrogate him.

Rolled 64, 81, 58, 1, 75, 24, 73, 20, 5, 46, 36, 26, 62, 51, 47, 69, 27, 89, 70, 34 = 958 (20d100)

>>4300271
>>4300318

>Houston fumbles backwards from where the frog was, before slowly turning and looking at Squiddly.

"W-what have you done, was that...?"

If possible I would like to make an intuition check on whether that was the true Kek or not

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>>4300335
*ting* *ting* *ting*

May I have your attention, please. I have an important announcement to make.

WEDDING CAAAAAAAAAAKE

>>4300401
BASED

Rolled 52, 58, 85, 88, 16, 58, 32, 48, 72, 88, 72, 73, 27, 76, 80, 21, 18, 24, 66, 1 = 1055 (20d100)

>>4300271
> Anna quickly circles around to the other side of the campus, veiling her movements by weaving through the treeline.
> Heaping a hefty amount kindling into her hiking backpack, Anna stalks towards the rear of the campus' main building, leveraging the pandemonium caused by TLD and Shi's frontal assault to approach unnoticed.

>>4300391
> Squiddly is as pale as a sheet, and is shaking a little

“Probably not KEK”

>Squiddly texts to Anna and TLD, saying:
“Hey I accidentally summoned a demonic version of KEK that wants me to kill Shi and bring him his body in 24 hours to make me join... something. If I don’t do this, the thing will come for me in 24 hours”

>>4300536

"K"

-TLD

>>4300550
E
K

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>>4300536
look on the bright side.
if he gets himself killed it won't count because you weren't the one sacrificing him.
wait...
that's not a positive.
well... maybe it will count, crossing fingers
sorry

I have made the wedding cake theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4VgiZYwbTI

nice

>>4300624
na mate, i did the porn
i gotta admit, i don't remember why i did it.
but 40+ views is nice for something so niche

>>4300639
Still counts 'cause you're Wux.

>>4300648
"Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers."

"You couldn’t seek your way out of a cardboard bag!"

"Yeah, I know, cause it would be an egg!"

"OOH! This guy might be better than me-"

"You’re right! I am better than me!"

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>>4296884

SEVENTH TURN

>>4300346
Q: Can TLD chase the other guy?
Odds: No Way (it's dark)
Roll: 74
A: No

Q: How about the pastor puts them in the dark?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 32
A: Approved

>>4300357
Q: Can Shi shoot the thug?
Guns: Avg
DC: Avg + 3 RS (darkness) = Exceptional
Roll: 41
A: No

>>4300391
Q: Can Houston feel if this was the true Kek?
Intuition: Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 64
A: Yes

>>4300478
Q: Can Anna remain invisible?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 52
A: Yes

Q: Describe the rear of the building
Roll: 88, 16
A: Control of Love
Control of love = reverse of Jesus' love

>>4300346
Shi shoots at the last enemy, but the visibility is very low and he misses. The Last Defender cools down, regains lucidity and chases after him. He can't go very far and he loses him. The man was too familiar with the tunnels and can navigate them easily even in the dark. Behind them, someone seals the entrance of the tunnel and they find themselves in total darkness!


>>4300391
Intuition: Kek is the benevolent god of chaos who brings enlightenment to the world. He has been reawakened by the meme magicians of /pol/ to fight the tyranny of the New World Order. Kek is known to speak through the dice and the GETs of 4chan. It's absolutely impossible that this demonic creature is the true Kek, and it has much more in common with the enemies of the god.

>>4300478
Anna sees that two thugs come out of the building and pull something over the hole, trapping her allies inside. She quietly and cautiously approaches the rear of the campus' main building. There, she's alone. She finds that above the closed backdoor, there's an inverted crucifix and the disfigured statue of an angel with a bloody face.

Anna
>+kindling

Rolled 81, 100, 5, 54, 39, 9, 60, 51, 90, 17, 33, 45, 7, 73, 34, 64, 47, 10, 43, 75 = 937 (20d100)

>>4300724
"Fuck! Huh, Good thing i've checked that book before... cover me for a minute, be useful, can you?"

> Take off the hoodie and cut some cloth pieces with the knife

> try to take off the barbed wire from the bat

> create some knots with the cloth pieces around the upper part of the bat (y'know, like a torch)

> use some gas in the cloth part

"I'll probably set us on fire but -shrug- better safe than sorry"

> set the cloth part in fire with a match, creating a torch

> assuming it worked, explore the tunnels

>>4300758
>100
Yeeep, bad idea

Rolled 73, 2, 84, 2, 23, 89, 25, 81, 98, 1, 90, 27, 42, 31, 5, 55, 48, 38, 5, 9 = 828 (20d100)

>>4300724
>Runaway from TLD and use my flashlight to see the thugs tracks and track him down.

>>4300766
"yoU HAD A FUCKIN' FLASHLIGHT AND DIDN'T USED IT BEFORE?" - Said TLD, while probably burning alive

>>4300769
Even THE DEATH EATER does his part to not waste fossil fuels. You better stop drop and roll.

I guess the looters aren’t taking down TLD like I hoped.

>>4300760

>>4300783
That's a google pic, anon

Rolled 5, 42, 24, 75, 21, 95, 74, 3, 85, 4, 31, 1, 100, 91, 69, 97, 47, 78, 9, 16 = 967 (20d100)

>>4300724
>squiddly prays again, this time asking KEK for help and salvation from this evil fate

Rolled 11, 75, 49, 69, 9, 15, 36, 84, 25, 21, 80, 4, 96, 47, 42, 60, 88, 12, 53, 56 = 932 (20d100)

>>4300858
>Houston readies his shotgun in case something strange happens again

Rolled 5, 13, 28, 38, 98, 31, 89, 89, 83, 58, 16, 72, 95, 90, 96, 95, 23, 45, 78, 9 = 1151 (20d100)

>>4300724
> Anna checks the door and crucifix for traps or alarms.
> Gaze boring into the closed door, Anna invokes upon her keen sense of intuition in order to determine whether any presences are waiting on the other side.
> If the door is free of traps, alarms, and is unattended, Anna takes a deep breath, braces herself against the wall and cracks opens the door just enough to peek inside.

>>4296884

EIGHTH TURN

>>4300758
Q: Can TLD create an impromptu torch?
Odds: Unlikely (he's in the dark)
Roll: 81
A: No

>>4300766
Q: Can Shi catch up with the thug?
Odds: Very Unlikely (unfamiliar with the terrain)
Roll: 73
A: No

Q: Can Shi guess the target's direction?
Intuition: High (Shi doesn't have a Perception score)
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 2
A: Crit Yes

>>4300858
Q: Can Squiddly receive help and salvation?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 5
A: Yes

Q: Describe
Roll: 75, 21
A: Refuse of Messages
Do not give the message of consent

Q: Can he gain a more elaborate message?
Knowledge (occultism): Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 42
A: Yes
>>4301219
Q: Can anna detect traps?
Detect Trap: IQ - 2 RS (semi specialized) = Weak
DC: Avg
Roll: 5 (1st roll)
A: Yes

Q: Is there any trap?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 38
A: Yes

Q: Can Anna detect a presence?
Intuition: Exceptional
DC: Exceptional (closed door)
Roll: 13 (2nd roll)
A: Yes

Q: Is there any presence?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 98
A: Crit No
Crit: 100% reliable info

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>>4301412

CURRENT TIME: 6 PM

>>4300758
The Last Defender tries to create an impromptu torch with his baseball bat and pieces of his hoodie. Doing this manual work in complete darkness is difficult. He makes a knot of cloth pieces around the upper part of the bat and sets fire to it, but the knot is too loose and the burning cloth falls on the floor. He gets the faint vision of an expensive wedding cake toppled over onto the floor and begins to feel angry again.

>>4300766
Shi Taberu Hito (死食べる人) is a noble Japanese name which, in English, means "the DEATH EATER". He doesn't fear anything, not even death. Leaving TLD behind, he pursues the thug, his smoking Desert Eagle in one hand, an electric torch in the other. After a few meters, the dirt tunnel joins a more elaborate tunnel of concrete with copper tubes on the wall. It goes from north to south, and Shi knows that his target has made a turn left, because he can hear his footsteps running to the north. Shi has the short legs of a kid and he's not familiar with the environment, so he can't catch up with his target.

>>4300858
>>4300954
Houston readies his shotgun.

Squiddly prays to Kek and receives a faint, intuitive message, either from Kek or from his own inner wisdom, indistinguishable from his own verbal mode of thought. The voice is gentle and naturally trustworthy. The message is simple: "Do not give consent".

Knowledge (Occultism): Hostile hyperdimensional beings cannot affect their target, unless they obtain consent. A law of reality is that the individual is anchored to his reality by his freewill. Hence, the hostile being needs consent to intervene. The consent doesn't need to be clearly formulated, even consent from the subconscious works. When the deformed frog demon appeared, Squiddly spontaneously asked if he must sacrifice Shi, thus he unconsciously accepted the premise that the entity is allowed to infringe on his freewill; moreover, by designating Shi as a target, he himself violated Shi's freewill. This evil entanglement has deeply anchored the being into his reality. Squiddly has to find a way to strongly affirm that he does not give consent, but that might not be easy.

Source: https://montalk.net/matrix/66/why-negative-forces-seem-to-respect-freewill

>>4301219
The door is made of wood and seems solid. There does not seem to be any trap or alarm in the crucifix, however the door is protected by a visible home security alarm. Anna, with nothing but her intuition, concludes that there is no presence inside on the other side. She feels that other than the man in black and the two thugs, who are outside, there's no one else around.

Rolled 42, 87, 10, 63, 18, 15, 57, 100, 36, 58, 38, 70, 63, 56, 43, 8, 23, 27, 52, 21 = 887 (20d100)

>>4301413
"(Senseless Angry noises)"

> try to activate the rune again, some time has passed so maybe it charged if it needs time to do so. Maybe there will be more light, maybe

> Walk around the tunnels, probably in total darkness, eventually i should find something even without light

>>4301413
>>4300858
>Houston awkwardly glances around

"So uh, are you hungry? My only major talent is cooking things and I would like to be helpful"

Am I allowed to specify that I brought something else with me such as a cast iron pan? Or do I just get the $1000, sorry I should have asked about this earlier.

>>4301478
Yes, you can post the list of everything that you brought.

>>4301478
when will my dice come back from the war

>>4301481
Houston brought a cast iron frying pan, a bottle of 3in1 soap, a Nontender Swap came console, a deck of cards, and a couple changes of clothes. He would have packed more stuff but the frying pan was heavy as fuck and it's a miracle he can lift the bag as is.

Rolled 21, 37, 85, 100, 76, 38, 33, 78, 44, 99, 24, 97, 20, 12, 71, 77, 3, 48, 36, 3 = 1002 (20d100)

>>4301413
> Anna faintly recalls reading a post describing about the method through which burglars bypass house alarms. Brow furrowed in concentration, Anna strains to wring the details out of her greymatter. She's fairly certain that steps were: Disconnect the security system's main access panel from the AC power supply, then pry open/unscrew the panel and cut one of the wires connected to the internal battery.
> Having no better ideas on how to proceed, Anna decides to place her faith in this vague memory of some random anonymous poster's assertions. With her trusty multitool in hand, the agent sets to work trying to deactivate the door's security system by starving it of power.

Rolled 7, 79, 71, 91, 42, 49, 60, 95, 6, 93, 10, 4, 32, 22, 25, 53, 71, 91, 4, 27 = 932 (20d100)

>>4301413
>Try and call TLD on my phone and inform him of my location.

>Go left and keep following the thug.

>>4301469
> eventually i should find something even without light
you find a wall,
and another one,
and another one,
and another one,
and another one,
and ...

>>4301574
Yea but, it's finding walls until you find something else, it is simply impossible to not find anything else sometime, even in the dark

>>4301546
> a phone starts ringing in the mill, in TLD's stuff

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>>4301593
>you eventualy find something diferent
>it's a wall
>But is wet!
>you push
>it feels like clay
>you lick it
>salty
>to bad you are in darkness
Something like this

>>4301601
*Something like this?
i forgot to frase it like a question

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>>4301601

>>4301478
“Thanks, but I’m fine”
>Squiddly searches through Shi’s cookbook if there is anything that could help with the eldritch situation

>>4301678
You should roll

>>4301593
With my 7 that should be a psychic call to your brain.

>>4301723
You're a well-trained human, not a psychic, the 7 is probably checking if there's -somehow- signal down here

>>4301729
It's a crit success anything is possible>

>>4301723
You could just bump into him.
Or scream enough
Mundane awsers are valid, no need to explain all with "magic"

hows this going?

>>4302251
me btw

>>4302251
-Anna; entering the base of the cult by the back door, is disabling the security system.
-Shi; hunting down the thug that escaped before he raises the alarm.
-TLD; lost in darkness inside a demonics cult lair.
-Huston; making noodles
-Dave; Trying to remove consent from a agreement with a interdimensional demon he accidentally summoned.
-McGenocide; no idea
Previously:
they killed a lot of people including a which and rescued a comatose girl.

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I'll post the update in about 2 hours.

>>4302251
You can join if you want.

Rolled 29, 25, 12, 86, 39, 47, 9, 5, 8, 46, 9, 88, 39, 6, 43, 40, 56, 90, 55, 11 = 743 (20d100)

>>4301678
Rollin'

>>4302327
Sorry I forgot to roll

>>4296884

NINTH TURN

>>4301469
Q: Can TLD reactivate his rune?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 42
A: No

Q: Does TLD follow Shi?
Sanity: Low
DC: Low
Roll: 87
A: No

Q: What does TLD find in the tunnel?
Roll: 63, 18
A: Ambush of The intellectual
(to be used next round)

>>4301523
Q: Can Anna recall properly how to bypass alarms?
Memory: Above Avg
DC: High ("faintly")
Roll: 21
A: Yes

Q: Does the alarm have a back-up battery?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 100
A: Crit No
Crit: shit alarm

Q: Can Anna safely cut the electricity?
"In practice, burglars have been known to cut the phoneline from the outside or inside the home. Cutting the electricity is rare, due to the health and safety risks."
https://boundary.co.uk/blog/how-to-defeat-burglar-alarm/
A: Let's not mess with the electricity panel without a clear statement from Anna...

>>4301546
Q: Is there any trap?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 91
A: Crit No

Q: Can Shi follow the thug?
Odds: Very Unlikely (cf. previous turn)
Roll: 7 (1st roll)
A: Yes

Q: What's the thug doing?
Roll: 91, 42
A: Pursue of A plot
The plot to get revenge

Q: Can Shi dodge the hit?
Boxing: Above Avg
DC: Low + 3 RC (surprise attack, cf. Mythic Core page 46) = Above Avg
Roll: 79
A: No

>>4302327
Q: Can Squiddly find anything in the cookbook?
Odds: Impossible (most paranormal recipe is the potion)
Roll: 29
A: No

Q: Can Squiddly succeed his Sanity roll? (cf. .4293159)
Sanity: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 25
A: Yes

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>>4302371

>>4301469
The Last Defender makes senseless angry noises. He tries to activate his rune, but it doesn't seem to be recharged and nothing happens. That doesn't stop him. He chooses to walk around in total darkness toward the south, with the only light source being from Shi running away in the opposite direction. He puts his hand on the wall, and prudently follows it. After a few meters, he reaches a door, which he guesses is the door to the basement of the ALIVE campus.

>>4301523

Anna had read a post on 4chan on how to disable an alarm system. That is not surprising that she's found such information on 4chan, as it is a holy place of friendship, art and knowledge, much hated by the goons of the New World Order. She's almost certain to remember what the post said, despite reading it only once. All that knowledge is good...

...if only she could find the security system access panel! As the panel is not outside, certainly, it is behind the door.

>>4301546
>>4301723
You don't need to roll just to call someone.

The concrete tunnel continues to the north for 70 meters, until Shi reaches a crossroad. How big is this place? The sharp reflexes that he has developed in his career as a professional boxer are not enough for him to dodge the approaching blade. The scrawny drug dealer was waiting for him in an ambush, and stabs him in the left shoulder. The scoundrel stabs him once more, and flees to the north while Shi is stumbling into the concrete wall.

>Shi takes -1 RS damage to the left shoulder

>>4301678
>>4301478
"If you touch my shit again, I'll kill you."

That's what Shi had told Squiddly before leaving. Yet, Squiddly is in a dire situation, so he has no choice. He takes Shi's cookbook and reads through it to see if there is anything that could help. The further he gets in the book, the crazier the symbols and notes scribbled in the margin. Squiddly feels that it's dangerous for a human mind to look at them, and tries to read more the titles than the content, so as to minimize his exposure. The Occult Book contains unusual recipes, such as a recipe to attrack cockroaches and rats. But nothing that could help him, other than the recipe for the POTION OF SERPENT BLOOD, which is said to yield paranormal powers to the person who drinks it.

Houston awkwardly glances around.

can i join?

>>4302389
Yes. Post your sheet and your inventory.

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>>4302372
"wait, I have an idea, it's a major stretch, but it's worth a shot. What if instead of sacrificing Shi, we sacrifice something called Shi, technically the "promise" you made will have been fulfilled because you're sacrificing what you said you would sacrifice"

>Houston pulls out his phone and checks a recipe site.

"Aha, Moo-shi beef, a fake Chinese dish made from beef tortillas and coleslaw, I would just need to use a fridge for twenty minutes and acquire the ingredients..."

>Houston trails off

I would like to roll intuition to figure out if this would work or if I'm an idiot.

>>4302391

Rolled 93, 93, 46, 46, 82, 17, 17, 95, 53, 100, 66, 90, 56, 17, 18, 21, 6, 89, 81, 43 = 1129 (20d100)

>>4302391
he he what the fuck is a dice

Rolled 47, 11, 98, 69, 25, 24, 92, 42, 37, 15, 22, 89, 33, 22, 83, 18, 90, 50, 23, 38 = 928 (20d100)

>>4302372

> try to open the door

>> if it's locked, force open the door kicking it as strong as possible. it's dark, imagine ST face in there or something

>> if nothing of that works (and it's a wooden door, don't do it if it's of other material), pour gas on all the door, and burn it down

>>4302390
thx, but i need to ask more:

1)is there any problem for joining this late?
2)do you have schedule?
3)how long is a session and this campaign?

sorry

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>>4302391
okey , that is clever.
>>4302394
>TLD opens the door
pic related

>>4302398
1) There's no problem for joining this late
2) I don't have a schedule, I post anywhere from 1000 UTC to 2200 UTC.
3) I run the thread for 2 weeks, a campaign is unknown.

Rolled 86, 7, 55, 19, 74, 89, 98, 73, 83, 2, 61, 2, 34, 31, 27, 87, 28, 29, 42, 35 = 962 (20d100)

>>4302372
Shoot the thug before he can get away

Rolled 51, 80, 19, 25, 81, 25, 95, 71, 43, 42, 18, 68, 53, 19, 82, 78, 66, 54, 83, 49 = 1102 (20d100)

>>4302372
'Okay, okay okay, walk through this logically Anna. People clearly use this door, and since there is nothing outside that must mean that the interface panel for the security system is somewhere inside, probably close to the door. Based on my surface-level understanding of alarm systems, these sorts of alarms have a built-in delay so that the owner has a chance to disarm them...'
'Wait, earlier three people went inside this building, and two people just left. They were in a rush too, so its not particularly likely that they'd have set the alarm. In fact, its not possible at all, it makes no sense that they'd reset the alarm while the third guy is still in the building. Unless... this building has several alarm systems that cover different parts of the building? Fuck, I'm way in over my head here. I'm just a country kid, I know jackshit about urban infiltration.'
'No, I'm over thinking this. Just rush in, locate the alarm, and take it out. Piece of cake.'

> Gritting her teeth, Anna opens the door and jolts into the building. Immediately she begins scanning her surroundings for the alarm's access panel and upon finding it attempts the questionably safe process of disconnecting its external power supply.
> In the event that she fails to disable the alarm, Anna will promptly retreat back into the woodlands bordering the Alive Campus.

>>4302399
"Heh, Cool"

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>>4302399
This is exactly the type of environment where he could find ShortTrip's cloned bodies that he uses for samefagging.

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>>4302648
>find ShortTrip's cloned bodies

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>>4296884

TENTH TURN

>>4302393
Q: Does Houston get an intuition hint?
Intuition: Above Avg
DC: High (doesn't seem to know what Shi is)
Roll: 93
A: Crit No
Crit: he gets the text below (trying not to spoil)

>>4302394
Q: Is the door open?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 69
A: No

Q: Can he kick the door open?
Strength: Avg
DC: Avg - 1 RS (ST's face)
Roll: 47
A: Yes

Q: Describe ST's basement
Roll: 69, 25
A: Ruin of Friendship
ruined + dead friends (players)

>>4302402
Q: Can Shi shoot the thug?
Guns: Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 86
A: No

>>4302407
Q: Is the door open?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 25
A: No

Q: Can Anna kick the door open TLD style?
Strength: Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 51
A: No

>>4300858
/pol/ is currently trying to summon Kek, this might be good inspiration for Squiddly.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/262294139

>>4302391
Intuition: Houston feels that his idea of replacing Shi with moo shu beef is exceptionally clever. On a symbolic level, they are one and the same. He closes his eyes, breathes calmly, and feels that his idea is approved by Kek (>>4302399).

>>4302394
*BAM*

The Last Defender violently kicks the door a few time until it opens, as if he was bashing ShortTrip's face with his heel. Die, unrepentant faggot! (>>4299858) Wedding Cake! He finds himself in ShortTrip's ruined cellar. The walls are moist and sticky and the smell is that of rotten fruits. This is probably where the villainous QM is storing in bottles the blood of the players who have been indoctrinated into his cult-like RPG and murdered.

>>4302402
*BAM BAM BAM*

Shi doesn't let the injury lower his morale, and he shoots at the thug before he can get away. Unfortunately, he can't hold his torch properly to see his target and misses. He fires a couple more shots in random directions, for good measure.

>>4302407
*BAM*

Anna plans her actions carefully, and puts her hand on the door handle. Her logic is infaillible. She tries to open it, but the door is locked. Of course, that was to be expected. She takes a step back and violently kicks the door as if it was {insert name of personal enemy}'s head, but the door does not give in.

Rolled 14, 33, 45, 77, 13, 73, 56, 62, 93, 7, 17, 99, 76, 37, 98, 41, 75, 10, 18, 3 = 947 (20d100)

>>4302669
"You'll never stop with your kink shit, huh Shortdick?"

> inspect the area, use some matches from time to time to get a little light and actually see around

> try to find a light switch

> if i find something interesting in the room, inspect it too

>>4302669
Try and find TLD

Rolled 86, 92, 31, 15, 65, 77, 36, 83, 50, 16, 42, 82, 17, 98, 68, 98, 51, 94, 49, 14 = 1164 (20d100)

>>4302714

Rolled 22, 20, 61, 56, 87, 74, 53, 3, 68, 12, 87, 73, 47, 79, 19, 52, 59, 32, 26, 67 = 997 (20d100)

>>4302391
> Squiddly grabs Houston’s shoulders
“Dude you just saved my fucking life. Where the fuck do I get the ingredients”

> Squiddly excitedly starts packing the stuff to carry it to the new base as he talks
“I swear I’m in debt, just ask me anything and I’ll do it”

>>4302773
"Eh, it's nothing, plus I have to make the thing first. I just need the ingredients (cheap steak, flour tortillas, green onions, cornstarch and a few sauces) as well as a fridge to marinate it in and a range to cook it on."

>Houston gathers his things while muttering something under his breath about how that's not near enough time for an actual marinade.

"I'll go find all the ingredients at the Walmart, you see if you can find a place with a working fridge and range I could use for like forty minutes, if this cheap recipe sharing site doesn't lie we should be good in no time"

>>4303293
OK I swear I put the dice in that time

>>4303293
Hello? dice? did I offend the dice Gods again or am I just fucking up the input?

Rolled 14, 40, 33, 91, 10, 36, 19, 65, 36, 43, 72, 18, 9, 89, 16, 4, 80, 79, 25, 63 = 842 (20d100)

>>4303293
I think the dice Gods are angry, they won't even let me roll

>>4303299
>local man mistypes the word dice three fucking times

>>4302669
Keep up the good work QM. Any thread/Quest where the players and QM are having fun is good for the board.

>>4302278
seems exciting. plus no TLD raids yet,so nice. My IP range is blocked for a bit soon so i cant though

Rolled 20, 98, 10, 60, 2, 28, 89, 44, 69, 89, 32, 53, 28, 52, 69, 80, 69, 28, 17, 68 = 1005 (20d100)

>>4302669
'Oh. The door is locked. In retrospect, that probably should have been the first thing I checked.'
> Anna attempts to pick the lock using her multitool.
> If she is successful in getting through the door, she carries out the actions outlined in (>>4302407).
> If she fails, Anna will take some dry sticks mixed throughout the kindling she collected earlier and jam them into the door's hinges out of spite, then she will beat a hasty retreat back to the relative safety of the nearby wilderness.

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>>4296884

ELEVENTH TURN

>>4302680
Q: Can TLD find a light switch?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 14
A: Crit No

Q: What does TLD find?
Roll: 77, 13
A: Deceive of War
defensive weapons

>>4302716
Q: Can Shi find TLD?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (he's in the same tunnel)
Roll: 86
A: Yes

>>4302773
Q: Can Squiddly safely carry to stuff to his new base?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 22
A: Yes

Random Event: 56
A: PC Negative

Q: Describe
Roll: 87, 74
A: Work hard of Liberty
Liberty => chains, from the demon>>4303299

>>4303299
Q: Has Houston given consent to the demon?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 14
A: Yes

>>4303366
Q: Can Anna pick the lock?
Pick lock: Dexterity - 4 RS (specialized skill) - 1 RS (lacking tools) = Minuscule 2
DC: Avg
Roll: 20
A: No

>>4303366
Anna tries to pick the lock but her tool is not really suitable for the task. She has no experience as a locksmith and cannot figure out how the lock works. She gives up and jams the door's hinges out of spite, before retreating to the wilderness.

>>4302716
Shi turns around and runs to the opposite direction. The Last Defender is easy to find: he's in the same tunnel, 70 meters to the south, beyond a bashed in wooden door.

>>4302680
With the feeble light of his matches, The Last Defender explores the cellar. He dismisses his irrational thoughts about ShortTrip and tries to figure out where he is exactly. This is an empty wine cellar, with two large barrels and a weapon rack containing pepper sprays, tasers, batons, brass knuckles, knives and tear gas grenades. He cannot find the light switch but the room gets illuminated by Shi's electric torch.

>>4302773
>>4303293
Squiddly grab's Houston's shoulders. "Dude you just saved my fucking life."

[RANDOM EVENT / PC Negative]

The frog demon reappears at the same spot as before.

"I have witnessed your treachery. The victim has been chosen and we must get Shi's body parts. I will not be pleased with a food offering."

Iron chains materialize around Squiddly and Houston's neck.

"The chains will get tighter the more time passes. It will serve as reminder of the seriousness of the situation. Now, find Shi!"

[Note: Houston had rolled a 93 and actually failed the Intuition check in Turn 10 >>4302669, thus getting an erroneous message from his intuition. The Japanese word "shi" (死) is not pronounced the same as "shu" in "moo shu" (木须). Moreover, the kanji (死), meaning "death" (>>4301413), is pronounced differently in Chinese. Because of this error of both sound and etymology, it was impossible that the moo shu beef could be an adequate replacement for Shi, although the idea was funny as hell.]

>>4303449
Huston was helping Squiddly.
but he agreed to help with mu xi beef.
Does he have to get Shi or beef?

Rolled 25, 53, 19, 61, 54, 74, 37, 4, 27, 18, 90, 16, 71, 84, 6, 93, 78, 31, 40, 79 = 960 (20d100)

>>4303449
>14
>Likely
>Crit fail
Excusemewhat

Anyway, it's free real state

"Bingo!"

> grab some tear gas grenades, knives, a taser and a pepper spray, save them in the backpack

> check the barrels, maybe there's something hidden inside that isn't wine

> check the walls just in case

> if there's nothing else, keep exploring the tunnels. this time follow shi, matches are kinda useless in broader spaces

>>4303489
it should have been crit success

>>4303508
Yep

Rolled 100, 59, 48, 38, 5, 15, 78, 27, 22, 31, 47, 86, 94, 17, 15, 85, 51, 26, 30, 56 = 930 (20d100)

>>4303449
>Go back towards where the thug ran off to, one TLD is following me.

>>4303557
>100
*breaths in* Boi

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>>4303557
>100

>>4303449

(I mean technically I meant a fake Chinese dish called Mu Shi Beef not the actual Chinese Moo Shu beef but I guess I would have failed anyways)

>Houston fumbles backwards for a moment before grabbing his shotgun.

"I DID NOT"

>Houston cocks his shotgun.

"GIVE EVEN THE FAINTEST"

>Houston aims his shotgun

"HINT OF CONSENT"

>Houston fires his shotgun at the demon.

"YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME."

>Houston grits his teeth, anticipating being murdered anyways.

>>4303803
Roll

>>4303818

Rolled 6, 65, 42, 36, 88, 49, 57, 45, 83, 43, 92, 43, 68, 38, 42, 59, 80, 48, 39, 73 = 1096 (20d100)

>>4303837
sorry

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>>4296884

TWELTH TURN

>>4303489
Q: Is there anything inside the barrel?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 61
A: No

Q: Is there anything to the wall?
Odds: Very Unlikely
Roll: 54
A: No

>>4303557
Q: Is there a room?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 38
A: Yes

Q: Are there other people?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 5
A: Crit Yes
Crit: a lot

Q: Describe
Roll: 15, 78
A: Gratify of Masses
Gratify their senses with drugs

Q: Is the man there?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 27
A: Yes

>>4303844
Q: Is the demon abnormally "fast"?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 36
A: Yes

Q: Can Houston Shoot the demon?
Odds: Very Unlikely (see above question)
Roll: 6
A: Yes

Q: Is the demon incorporeal?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 88
A: No

>>4303489
>>4303557
The Last Defender checks the barrels and the walls, but there's nothing.

Shi goes back to the tunnel crossroad, and then walks 100 meters to the west, followed by the mad vigilante. His shoulder wound is bleeding lightly. The murky tunnel continues much further to the west, but they have reached a dimly-lit room that looks like a clandestine meth lab, with tables covered with tubes, bottles and chemicals. There's a team of 5 people dressed in yellow plastic suits, and the thug that Shi had been chasing is with them.

>>4303803
As Houston grabs his shotgun, the chains around his neck dissolve into dust. When he chose to fight back, not even fearing death, Houston became immune to the demonic forces. He fires at the creature, which catches the bullet with its fingers.

"HOW DARE YOU SHOOT ME, WORM!"

Houston shoots a second time. The demon is not fast enough to catch the bullet, and it enters the soft flesh of its putrid belly. Green-coloured blood spills out of the open wound. The monster clenches its teeth and disappears once more.

One fact is certain: Houston is a rough and tumble Texan.

Rolled 91, 9, 29, 49, 65, 23, 47, 81, 48, 6, 98, 48, 54, 61, 81, 93, 32, 51, 1, 67 = 1034 (20d100)

>>4303962
I say to the groups of thugs "You lead me straight to the rat's nest. Time for some pest control."

>Shoot the thugs.

Rolled 18, 37, 48, 10, 19, 59, 68, 63, 52, 29, 44, 49, 11, 13, 36, 36, 38, 66, 35, 80 = 811 (20d100)

>>4303962

> wet some of the cloth pieces with gas and put it inside a gas container like a wick, then set it on fire and throw it inside the meth room

> R U N because 'guess that could blow up with the chemicals there, or just burn (or not work at all and alarm everyone)

>>4303962
>Houston takes a deep breath before turning to Squiddly.

"You alright man? I think I'm OK because I never signed any figurative contract, are those chains still weighing you down or has it lost its grip?"

>>4304461
what are dice? and do we need them?

Rolled 10, 49, 3, 92, 51, 22, 7, 28, 95, 30, 42, 67, 67, 21, 49, 43, 15, 60, 4, 19 = 774 (20d100)

>>4304469
ok this is getting ridiculous

Rolled 79, 60, 89, 18, 63, 59, 94, 100, 44, 33, 93, 79, 64, 19, 32, 13, 62, 44, 64, 64 = 1173 (20d100)

>>4303962
> Begrudgingly accepting that she won't be able to accomplish anything at the ALIVE Campus, Anna decides to leave.
'I'm not too content with leaving Shi and TLD to fend for themselves, but they'll probably be fine. They specialize in this sort of thing after-all.'
> Briskly walking through town, Anna buys a study-looking gardening trowel from a local hardware store.
> After paying for her purchase, Anna makes a beeline for the outskirts of Pelzer. Upon reaching a distance of roughly 500 meters from civilization, Anna will begin moving clockwise around the town, sporadically setting up dummy camps, scratching a crude wedding cake symbol in a tree near each fake campsite.
> Additionally, surrounding each of these decoys, Anna installs several simple Punji traps in obvious thoroughfares leading towards them. These traps are made by digging out pits large enough to accommodate an adult human's leg, driving sharpened wooden stakes into the base of the pit and also into walls of the pit at downward angles, then filling the pit with fallen leaves and other light forest detritus until it blends in with the forest understory.

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Rolled 53, 71, 4, 32, 97, 52 = 309 (6d100)

>>4304174
>>4304214
Rolling for enemy initiative

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4304471
the only thing houston cant do is roll properly.
its not that hard man

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>>4304638
He actually didn't need to roll as he's talking to Squiddly but not posting any action.

>>4304645
His rp is that strong

>>4296884

THIRTEENTH TURN

>>4304617
INITIATIVE ROLLS
Meth maker #2: 4
TLD: 18 (first roll of >>4304214)
Meth maker #3: 32
Meth maker #5: 52
Knife punk: 53
Meth maker #1: 71
Shi: 91 (first roll of >>4304174)
Meth maker #4: 97

>>4304174

Q: Do the enemies have guns?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 49 (4th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Rolling for target (1-50: Shi; 51-00: TLD)
Roll: 65, 23, 47, 81, 48
A: TLD, Shi, Shi, TLD, Shi
(Knife punk attacks Shi by default)

Q: Can Meth Maker #2 hit Shi?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 6
A: Crit Yes
Crit: double damage

Q: Can Shi survive the gun wound?
Toughness: Avg - 2 RS (damage) = Low
DC: Avg
Roll: 9 (2nd roll)
A: Yes

Q: Can Shi survive the explosion?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 29 (3rd roll)
A: Yes

>>4304214
Q: Can TLD make the Molotov cocktail?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 37
A: Yes

Q: Does everything blow up?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 10 (4th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Do the meth makers die?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 19
A: Yes

Q: Will the explosion hurt TLD and Shi?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 59
A: Yes

Q: Can TLD survive the explosion?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 48 (3rd roll)
A: Yes