>>4269476
>Alright... what do you want?

>>4269476
>Screw it. The sooner you get attacking the sooner you can find her

>>4269476
>Use Buu to destroy the illusions somehow.

Well it's a tie... Someone we need a hero!

>>4269476
>Alright... what do you want?
Illusion shenanigans means just straight up attacking ain't gonna cut it.
This is the best chance for a opener as far as I can tell.

Rolled 10, 5, 10, 8 = 33 (4d21)

>>4269518
Hmmmm yes. Quite
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

rolling and writing

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>>4269525
fug

>>4269526
Yeah next time don't do your evil laughter until after you roll, that never works out.

Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>4269525
Let me show you how to make the donuts.

>>4269530
Indeed you beat the QM! [By 1]

The thought of ignoring her wish and just gunning for her does cross your mind. But if it failed once it'll fail again, especially since your opponents shtick is illusions.
So you feign interest and with a bit of sleight of hand make it look like you turn off the budding Null Star in your hand.
"Okay, I'll bite. Why would an assassin who already signed their execution warrant even bother with talking with their mark?"

"Simple. You and I are in the same boat."

"I doubt that."

"Why though?
Of all people in the multiverse you should be aware of what working for a Destroyer entails.
When they tell you to jump you ask how high. When they tell you to kill you ask who and how."

"Ah... That's what you want to get to? That this is just happening because Quitela told so?"

"Precisely.
It's your head for ours, that was the deal.
If we fail at our task we'll take your place. It's that simple."

"Ouch. Sounds like you're stuck between a rock and a hard place. Because you're toast no matter what!
Either I kill you or he does!"

"Are you so sure about that? You're wounded and tired. And it will keep mounting. But that doesn't matter.
Basically what I want to say is that you shouldn't take this personally. We have nothing against you. It's not personal just business."

"Hmmm... thanks I suppose.
Doesn't mean I'll go any easier on you!"

"And I suppose it's because of this and our shared "camaraderie" as servants of the gods that I feel pity for you.
So I'd like to extend an offer to you. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours."

"The easy way? You're really coming at me with this shit?"

"Yes.
With my illusions I can give you any death you desire, they don't exist only to harm you know.
What if you could die the most pleasant death in the universe? I could do that to you. Or we could continue and you'd regret passing up my offer."

"Pffft... that's adorable!
You think I'm going to take this?"

"Hmmmm... guess not.
But what if I sweetened the deal? How about I let you die quickly and without pain... and let you keep your soul."

>Yeah whatever, I heard enough
>Okay that does sound tempting
>Come again?
>Other?

>>4269560
>Yeah whatever, I heard enough

>>4269560
>"Sorry Calamari I already did the noble sacrifice sthick and scared my girlfriends once if I pulled that shit again... Well lets just say I've been to hell and not even that scares me as much as what they would do to me."

>>4269560
>Counterpoint: Your boss is stepping out of line by interfering with another universe in a negative manner. I get away with that shit because it's beneficial for everyone involved, but this assassination would be the opposite. So if you really want a way out of this, we can bring it up with your boss's boss, or one of the attendant angels.
Diplomancy MIGHT work.

>>4269560
>"Sorry Calamari I already did the noble sacrifice sthick and scared my girlfriends once if I pulled that shit again... Well lets just say I've been to hell and not even that scares me as much as what they would do to me."
>I hope you will be safer in afterlife if you are insistent on my death. We could always go to my boss, angels or someone else to sort things out.

Not expecting this to go towards her accepting the later in any way.

Well... guess you guys better get ready for that inevitable Hakai then
>writing

Oh and please start rolling
Best of 4
DC: 10 (due to her failure)
Crit: 17

Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>4269653
Away with yee sudden string of bad luck

Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>4269653
This battlefield will smell of donuts

Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>4269653
The droids are back.

Rolled 13 (1d21)

>>4269653

>>4269664
>>4269666
Looks like Eric's gonna pound that tuna hard.
But I'm worried if Cabba will get to eat any

That line, that fucking line. You can't help but crack a smile at the mere mention of it.
"Sorry calamari! I already did the noble sacrifice thing once and managed to scare my girls quite well with it! If I pulled that off again well... let's just say I'd prefer if my soul was gone for good!
Because they'd drag my ass back from hell just to kick it back into oblivion! So yeah, not scared the slightest!"

"Fufufu... you'd prefer your soul being annihilated over angering your mates?
Sounds like you just made a bad choice to me."

"Aaaaand you're gonna die just for that.
Don't worry, I won't burden you with a dumb choice like that! It'll be slow and painful no matter what!
Just gotta decide how to cook you once I'm done!"

"Well... that's reassuring to hear! At least now I know I don't have to go easy on you!"
You see a figure emerge from the shadows once more, alongside several others.
This time it's pretty easy to tell which one's real even with all the duplicates around. Why would she do this when she can remain safe and abuse her magical attacks? Unless...

Your guts are telling you that this is a trap and you agree. But what is its purpose? You sense nothing coming from behind and all the clones are right in front of you. Which must mean-
"HA!"
Turning around you reveal the miniature star in your hand and slam it into the ground. As it breaks the sphere implodes and drags in a decent amount of rubble in a circular area around it before exploding with equal force. At the same time you hear a surprised scream coming from the rocks below and see the illusions disappear, even the very real looking one.
Of course, she has you locked up in here for a reason so the rock above is too important to gamble. That leaves the ground as her only point of attack.

She emerges from the darkness cast on one of the walls and wipes some blood off her cheeks.
"He saw through it?!"

"I was trained by an assassin among many others!
One that could wipe the floor not only with you but with me as well. If you thought your entry level shit would be enough then you made a grave mistake coming here!"

"Heh... you remind me a lot of someone. He was a crafty bastard too!"
She smiles as her flesh begins to undulate and squirm.
"I was going to stop you from squirming around too much but if you want to be difficult then fine!
I'll just do it the old fashioned way!"

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Your suspicions were correct. What she was packing down there was not in fact the worlds greatest rear end.
Both the small collection of tendrils she has for arms as well and a great swarm of the things coming out of her dress engorge and lengthen a great deal until her upper body only makes up a fraction of her full size.
In addition to that her hair turns white and strange markings appear on her face. She seems elated about this change and wastes no time using her new "tools" on you.
"HA!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_VBzONOP2U

She swings her arms around like a whip and her arm splits into the many great tentacles that usually form it.
Even in their regular state each of those individually were as thick as a normal persons forearm, now they are the size of tree trunks. And they are packing quite a punch.
As she swings them around she makes use of the tight space and covers ALL of it in a storm of angry worms ready to slam you into the walls.
With the limited area to move around in you can't help but take those hits.

Guarding your most vital areas you leave your gut exposed and focus your defenses on hardening it.
Praying to some higher power you brace for impact... and several comes. The impact of each hit is like a drum of war being vigorously pounded. As you stand there the walls around you start to crumble whilst the tentacles easily carve through them like hot butter.
She starts laughing like a maniac as she continues to hit you over and over again, feeling overjoyed about her physical superiority.
But as she continues to whip up the collected dust in the hole she starts having trouble breathing and seeing you.

Stopping for a quick cough she quickly returns to taunting you.
"There! You land dwelling ape! How was that?!"

As the dust settles she sees you still standing in the same place and a single eye poking out over your crossed arms.
"Not bad... my turn."

>Rush her while she's still here
>Better not attack while the risk of the illusions is still there
>Blow. It. All. UP!
>Other?

>>4269757
>Attack her mind directly with psionics.
Psychic powers, bitch! It doesn't matter how beefy you are or how many illusions you hide behind, your mind is still present and a viable target.

>>4269757
>Other

Sense her out with psychic senses, then attack using Timeskip.

I’m not sure if we can use psychic stuff to mind crush people yet. But I guess that’s be cool too if the DC isn’t too high.

>>4269819
Actually, since we’re in Buu form right now, might it be possible to try and have Buu channel some huge magic juju to try and shatter illusions, or make the generation of illusions impossible or difficult?

>>4269757
>Rush her while she's still here

>>4269841
Yeah sure, either of those could be possible

>>4269841
This

>>4269850
I’ll go along with my suggestion then. Buu might like the opportunity to do stretch his magical muscles.

>>4269862
Okay then. That got an actual support so it wins
>writing

And roll for the result
Dercori fucked up by not managing to shadow bind you and then wasted a whole bunch of stamina for next to nothing
Best of 4
DC: 10 Crit: 16

Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>4269870
Witness Me!!

Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>4269870

Rolled 4 (1d21)

>>4269870

Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>4269870

BUU MOST MAGIC OF ALL!

>>4269876
>>4269881
WITNESSED!

Still huddled behind the stalwart defense of your arms you continue to stare through C'thulhus sextoy over there and into her fucking soul.
Your mind is poised on finding a way to get your hands on her neck and strangle the life out of her. But with those illusions threatening you and her imposing strength that she can use when she's caught would make that hard.
If only you could get around it.

But how? Psychic attacks would work but attacking the mind directly is something you can hardly pull off even in your awakened state, not to mention using the majin form.
Maybe... maybe you can attack the illusions directly? Yes. That sounds more plausible.
It's definitely magic, it has to be. And Buu's the strongest there is when it comes to magic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woHtuw_xtcc

You start giggling and laughing to yourself like a maniac which the lady doesn't like.
"What's so funny?"

"Yeeees... yes! You're going to pay for that!
Hah... HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Remaining in the same stance you begin drawing out more and more of Buus energy until it's starting to create localized anomalies.
The still air of the hole begins to move around like a typhoon and your pink aura illuminates the place as it erupts from your body.
To your shock your opponent takes a step back as her form begins to shrink. Ah... so it's the dark. That's why they wanted to seal you in here with her.
No matter now. Nothing... nothing matters now.

"Heh... hahaha... hehehehehe... Hahahaha!"
You continue to laugh as your veins bulge from the excess energy running through them.
The aura around you gets even wilder looking, taking on the appearance of pink transparent flames.

The lady stands far away from you and it feels like she's retreating back into the shadows for safety.
"Is that your big plan? Shouting me to death? Or are you trying to unnerve me with that giggling? Because let me tell you, it's working."

Finally the focus returns to your eyes as you look at her once more and not into her.
Still grinning you give her a final educational advice.
"You're missing the point."

She doesn't seem to have a clue about what you're doing which is good. That means you can continue building this up unimpeded.
Once the pressure builds up even more and it threatens to overwhelm her she does change her mind however.
You feel a presence creeping up on you, using the long shadows of the place to move unobstructed.
But it's far too late now.

She gets actually rather close when it happens, making it much worse for herself.
Spreading your arms you shout triumphantly and release all the barely restrained energy.
It feels... good, really good. Like firecrackers exploding, it fills you with a near childlike glee. The sight of everything being ruined, the sound, even the tentacle monsters screams just add to the experience.
No wonder Buu liked it.

But you need to focus yourself to observe the effect of the attack. As you expected the gargantuan amount of magical energy released manages to destabilize all those "seals" she put around the place.
One by one they either malfunction and begin firing off illusions and attacks with wildly unpredictable results or they just simply explode.
Once all of them either blow up or start doing wacky stuff however the attack doesn't stop. The pressure inside keeps on building, the walls crack and the giant stone above begins to yield.
As the storm reaches its apex it finally begins to break through the rock in beams of pink light before tearing the boulder asunder.

It seems like there was a fight happening upstairs but now it's all stopped as the lid has been blown off your hole.
After picking up something you fly up and toss your new acquisition on the ground.
The other two assassins immediately pick up on it.
"DERCORI!"

"Mommy, Daddy! I broke my toy. Can I get a new one?"

"Y-You! What did you do to our friend?!"

"Awww buu-hoo!
Big meanie chef turned your friend into fried calamari!
Shoulda thought of that before you came to assassinate me!"

As you continue to taunt the remaining two Cabba flies down to you to regroup.
"Hey... how are you holding up?"

"Not good.
Blew a pretty big load down there. Got pounded by tentacles just like in my japanese animes.
And that's on top of all the bullshit I got so far. You?"

"Bad.
I'm still tired after the whole Super Saiyan 3 thing and these two don't fight fair.
Once you were gone they got to bleeding me dry as well."

"You got poisoned?"

"No... I don't think so."

"Good.
That means we can still fight."

"Okay but how?
Got any ideas?"
He seems to be relying on your for your tactics.

>Take out his support and the boy is barely a threat even with his rising power
>Set 'em up, knock 'em down. Once we turn Big Bird into KFC the girl won't be an issue
>I say we don't give these shits a fair fight! Fusion!
>Other?

>>4270054
>Set 'em up, knock 'em down. Once we turn Big Bird into KFC the girl won't be an issue

I propose a ZA WARUDO plus the magic dimension of “fuck you” energy that we’ve been stockpiling. That should hurt him significantly or get him down for the count.

Nuking every hidey hole might take too much energy.

>>4270054
>I say we don't give these shits a fair fight! Fusion!
>use magic make a dust Storm then make a chamber in the ground go in seal it then fuse

>>4270054
>>I say we don't give these shits a fair fight! Fusion!

>>4270073
>>4270076

I wouldn’t be so gung-ho about fusion. We are fucked with a capital F if we flub the roll.

>>4270054
>How about we make this a 3 on 2 fight? I could let Buu out to play for a little while.

>>4270097
While I am advocating against fusion...

if we are worried about Buu mode making things harder, we could have Stand Buu run interference to increase chance of success. Along with any other maneuvers we could do to increase chances of fusion success.

Hmmmm there doesn't appear to be much consensus
But it looks like Fusion has multiple supporters
At the same time I'm seeing some good write-ins
What to do what to do...

Well let's do a roll and we'll figure it out that way
>writing

Best of 4
DC: 13 because of the good ideas
No crit

Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>4270152

Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>4270152
I was just pretty undecided on that one so yeah I guess having the dice decide works.

Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>4270152

>>4270162
>Buu doesn't understand why we're doing a silly dance to fuse, since fusion comes so easily to him
>He just smashes eric and cabba together

Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>4270152
>>4270162
Aww yis

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>>4270162

RNGesus Vult!

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>>4270162
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuck

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>>4270172
Have another reaction image to complete the set!

"You know what? I'm tired of playing fair with these tools!
I say it's time WE were the cheating assholes!"

"Y-You don't actually mean-"

"I do.
It's TIME!"

"Alright but we need to make sure this isn't another Makai situation."

"Don't worry. I'm already on it."

While you're busy discussing how to perform the dance your opponents are busy handling their own stuff.
The bird boy swoops down and scoops up his unconscious friend without getting into much trouble. Once he returns to the other one they begin talking things through as well.
"This is bad Ganos!"

"I know!"

"We need to get Dercori out of here right now!"

"Shut up I know! Let me think!
Maybe just maybe we have to-"

"Look! They are doing something!"

"Wha-"

As birdbrain looks at you he sees that you've begun doing something wacky.
You're about to perform the fusion dance with Cabba and though he may not know what it is, he probably suspects that it's nothing good.
Just as you expected him to do so he attacks you alongside his ladyfriend.

Cabba gets stuck with the girl and has to stop his routine to block her but he seems to have the situation under control.
You on the other hand have the big guy to worry about and his raw power has increased tremendously since you last clashed with him.
Luckily you don't intend to fight him now. Since he took the bait it's about time the trap is sprung.
A pair of transparent pinkish hands sprout from your shoulders and grab hold of the boy while the rest of the figure materializes.
"Good job Buu! Now keep him locked down!"
You shout as you move past them and hear the bird shout profanities in your direction.

Now that you're free you give Cabba a helping hand and kick the sultry girl in the back.
Looking at Cabba you give him a telepathic message and he nods. Despite not knowing what you want he starts doing the dance alone while you watch out for the girl.
"Fuuuuuuu-sion-HA!"
Cabba does the final pose and as you suspected the girl already threw a pair of energy boomerangs at him. No matter.
It's time to get crazy.

Spreading your arms you shout: "ZA WARUDO!"

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Inside the world of frozen time you line yourself up with Cabba and do the other half of the ritual.
The instant your fingers touch you undo the freeze and let things proceed naturally.
Your bodies both turn into energy and mingle with one another. When the maelstrom fades it reveals a new figure standing inside.
One where there was two.

This sensation is as indescribable as it's unforgettable. A part of you almost forgot how good it feels to be in a union like this whilst the other was gnawing at the back of your mind to fuse back together.
But if there is one difference now than when you did it the first time it's that you're more educated now and didn't fuse while transformed.
Despite that however you're still brimming with power, enough to casually swat away the pathetic little toys your attacker just threw at you. Once those two weapons turn into dust from the impact of your swipe you step forward and pump up your chest.
"Alright everyone! Chill! The Chad of Chads is here!"

She stands there motionless while the birdguy manages to get his act together as Buu disappears.
"HEY! Who the HELL are you?"

"Hmmm? Guess we don't have one. Didn't need it before.
Buuuuut we probably need one, otherwise it won't be as cool.
Eric, Cabba.... how about Caric hmmm? Yeah that should fit! And uuuuh... now's the time you surrender."

Aaaand that's it for now
But don't worry. We'll come back tomorrow
With an asswhooping of near unprecedented proportions

>>4270305
Thanks for running, Nega-som!

>>4270305
Thanks for running!

>>4270301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoJhBCysp_I

I uh... I got some bad news bros
Due to the quarantine regulations being lessened in my country most establishments that had to close can now operate once more. That wouldn't be an issue but my parents decided this morning that we should go and eat out for dinner.
That means if I should run today there'd be a 3 hour gap at the very least, probably more.
And I'm not very comfortable with that, what with my run time being as limited as is

So uh... I guess I'm glad I decided to run yesterday
Please forgive me and accept my humble apology in the form of some assclapping, courtesy of Lythero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqJzR6rDBQM

>>4271167
Avoid the second wave. Don’t be a chump and don’t let your parents be chumps either.

>>4271271
So long as you aren't going to the middle of the city you are most likely fine I went out to dinner at a local steakhouse with my grandparents for mothers day they seated all the patrons far enough away from the others to be safe and we are all fine. You just have to be smart while out and about.

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>>4271279
>>4271271
I live out in the boonies, no big city in the vicinity. The closest ones are at least an hours drive away at the very least
Plus the place we go to is like dead dead. Hardly any patrons ever.

That's not my main issue though. Corona didn't hit us nearly as bad as it did the freedom land.
I'm just fucking mad
I just wanna run my wacky quest and have fun but life seems to go out of its way to shit on my plans

Although... it might not come to that actually
I got hit with a sudden case of stomach cramps out of nowhere, probably something I ate doesn't sit well with me. I might not go with them. Will try to post updates.
If nothing else I'll start the quest but might have to call it quits super early

>>4271279
>>4271294
>Implying backwoods rednecks and hicks are intelligent enough not to superspread it even in the far reaches of nowhere
I don't trust like that

>>4271303
You'd be surprised how backwards things are in eastern europe
City people are soft assholes that keel over if they have to use toilet paper that's less than 3 layers thick and despite having better schooling they have no technical knowledge
In contrast village people might be simple but they are wise, hardy, have a lot of life experience and used to bad times. I found more people wearing masks, keeping distance here than in the big city because simple folks know how bad disease can be
True there are stupid people here as well but there is a far larger population in big cities, meaning more idiots over all and a higher chance for the virus to spread

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>>4271303
Might want to reevaluate that thought process. Here is a hint the overwhelming amount of cases are in cities.

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>>4271316
Population size directly affects number of affected? Color me shocked, bro! It’s almost like less people have been affected outside of densely populated areas because less people exist there.
Never would have expected a hodunk town of 5,000 people might have less infected than New York City

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"Surrender? Hah! Don't make us laugh!"

"I don't know Ganos... Isn't this that fusion thing we saw in the tournament?"

"Heh... not quite Caway.
These two didn't use the divine instruments of the kais! They are using a fake, a copy!
Besides we nearly beat them to death already! It doesn't matter if they fused now!"

https://boards.4channel.org/qst/thread/4269476#bottom

To prove his point the big bird lunges at you, covering the entire distance between you in a fraction of a second.
But you're far too busy taking in all the changes now that you're free to do so. Back in the tournament you were a bit... overwhelmed by the odd change but now you can figure this shit out.
If only this annoying fly wasn't in the way.

Right on queue you feel an odd tingle and reflexively act on it, raising your tail and casually swatting the ducks hand away so he flies past you and craters the ground.
"Oh... a tail... NEAT!"

"Rrrrrrr.... you think this is a game?! I'LL SHOW YOU A GAME OLD MAN!"
He turns around and rushes you but you keep comically slapping him around by swinging your waist from left to right and testing the limits of this new and exciting addition much to his dismay.

Continuing to ignore him as much as possible you focus on your arms instead.
They look like big, strong hands... don't they? It feels like you could carry a fucking galaxy on your back with them. So this is what the Saiyans strength feels like, huh? Nice.
But your other half is wondering much in the same way. As if a whole new world is being revealed to him due to the enhanced awareness granted to him by the merging.
No wonder the girls are willing to take any chance to fuse together, this is amazing! The strengths of each half are being amplified by the others whilst they also cover for the weaknesses. It may be just a lucky pairing but damn if it doesn't feel right!

"Hold on... how do we actually look? Never got a chance to see that!"
Opening 2 portals while fending off the chicken you check yourself out from different angles.
"Damn... We look like a reverse Guy Fieri! What are these? Reverse frosted tips? At least the outfit's cool."

"STOP IGNORING ME!"
He roars at you.

>Okay
>No
>You sure about that? (Go Super Saiyan)
>Other?

Okay, I'll give this one a try
Hopefully I can keep going without being interrupted
Just please don't be surprised if I have to call it off early

>>4271325
It isn't directly linked to population size retard otherwise Texas would have a larger blip on the radar as well. Either way this conversation isn't worth continuing here.
>>4271393
>You sure about that? (Go Super Saiyan)

>>4271393
>Do not interrupt my portal-gazing insect. (Go Super Saiyan)

>>4271393
>You sure about that? (Go Super Saiyan)

>>4271393
>You sure about that? (Go Super Saiyan)

>>4271393
>You sure about that? (Go Super Saiyan)

>>4271393
>>Okay
No need to pop the SSJ cherry yet

Let's style on these fools a bit and get used to it.

>>4271393
>Okay
Let’s beat some sense into him, then go for the girl and wrap it up.

Don’t forget, we’re on a time limit and the #1 reason why fusions fail is because they take too long in kicking their opponents’ asses.

>>4271425
>>4271427
I like your sensibility but there is a teeny weeny bit of detail you failed to account for
But anyway, Super Saiyan won

>writing

And uuuuuh...
We won't be needing any dice for this one

>>4271429
>We won't be needing any dice for this one
That big of a gap eh? Would our Potara equivalent be stronger?

>>4271430
I think the Daizenshu actually said the Dance is a tiny bit stronger, since it's more difficult to do and has requirements
But the Potara lasts twice as long.

>>4271437
>I think the Daizenshu actually said
I don't trust the guidebooks on any topic relating to canon, and most certainly not to CYOA threads on a Tibetan soap carving forum.
I was asking specifically what you decided for the quest, but I'll assume you're going off of what the Daizenshu said since you quoted it.

>>4271440
Yes because it makes sense to me
The dance is complicated, requires oddly specific people under specific conditions
The trade off is that if you succeed the two parties will be perfectly harmonized so their fusion is stronger

Whereas the potara just squishes two people together, no questions asked
Seems far less organic and feels like it was never meant to be used by mortals anyway

>>4271444
See, that's plausible. I guarantee you put more thought into that interpretation of existing examples of fusion than anybody at Toei did though.

>>4271444
>Saying that the mortal technique is superior in power to the divine technique
Zamasu hated that.

>>4271450
Gööd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLxCtxm6_Cs

You stop for a moment and let the kid punch you in the face. However his brief moment of joy disappears as he realizes you haven't budged an inch and he begins stuttering.
"W-What?"

"Fine. But remember, you asked for this."
The reason for his attack coming to a dead stop is revealed as your body starts shining with a golden aura.
It's surprising how the energy making up the Super Saiyan form can be veiled around the body like that without transforming but it's supremely difficult to maintain.
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-HAAAAA!"
Giving him a flex you unleash the full brunt of your might and the resulting explosion of wind shoves him away with ease.

The sensation is almost impossible to describe. You feel this strange energy coming somewhere from the deepest recess of your being. It's fickle as it only keeps coming as long as you possess the strength to draw it out but whilst it's out it manages to strengthen your body, granting you more power, speed and durability than you could ever attain naturally.
And as it fills you entirely it even causes the cells in your hair and eyes to change temporarily.
Looking down you even see the gold creep up the length of your tail, overtaking the brown fur in the process.

Your opponents are staring at you in disbelief as they get physically pushed back by the sheer weight of the energy being shunted from your body.
"Don't worry..."
You start ruffling your hair while checking it out in a new portal.
"We'll end this quickly."
Mostly because you're certain Champa and pretty much everyone in the galaxy was aware of your existence the moment you fused.

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You wait for a brief moment, taking a deep breath and focusing on your body to figure out its exact limits. Wouldn't want to overshoot this.
The girl rushes up to her ally and starts begging him to run away with their injured friend.
But he relents. Either he's very driven or very scared of his boss...
Looks like you have to teach him he should be more worried about you right now.

Using a time-skip as a test you enter the alternate time-space and realize how... effortless it is to do it now.
You fly up to the chicken in about one tenth of a second and stop as you pull back your arm. It's clear in that moment that you could still keep going with this for at least two whole seconds if you wanted to.
But you don't need that right now and turn it off as you strike. Hitting the boy in the stomach you keep pushing your fist into his stomach until you smash him into the wall of the ravine.
The impact is much less subtle than what you're used to and the collision causes the earth to quake and the wall to split in half in front of your very eyes.

Blood begins to trickle out of the boys beak as he falls to his knees before the crumbling mountain.
"This is amazing! Is this what being a Super Saiyan feels like? Damn!"
As you're marveling at your own capabilities you also start testing it, lowering your energy to base level and realizing how easy it is to just... keep the form on forever.
It felt nearly impossible for Cabba but the Eric half is making it trivial!

You don't have much time to wonder further unfortunately as you hear a shriek coming from behind.
"GANOS!"
It's the remaining girl.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRR! THAT'S IT! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! YOU DIE!"
As she screams her body also undergoes a transformation, bulking up greatly and becoming quite monstrous with a large mouth and sharp fangs. Her fair skin also appears to change and becomes covered in warts.

"Eww... Is every woman in your universe just a monster in disguise?
No wonder you're all miserable, backstabbing bastards."

"I'LL RAPE YOUR CORPSE!"
She screams and charges you, creating a solid light battle axe in her hand. Now you kinda get how she was wielding a hammer before.

She swings down, aiming to chop you in half.
You don't like that idea and raise your palm at her and exercise psychic might your human half could not hope to match.
Bolstered by saiyan might the telekinetic grab becomes strong enough to stun her in place.
The only thing she can do is gasp in surprise as she can't even move her mouth now.
You smirk at this.

"Now... what to do with you?"

>That axe looks sharp...
>Blow a hot load all over her insides
>Knock her out
>Other?

>>4271470
>Knock her out

>>4271470
>Knock her out

I'm of the opinion that the best way of displaying a massive power difference is quickly dispatching someone as if one might swat away an insect. Or brushing away a stray strand of hair that fell in front of one's eyes.

>>>4271470
> Knock her out

>>4271470
>Knock her out

>>4271470
>Show her how to make donuts.

>>4271470
>Knock her out

Two get to live
We'll see if that becomes three...

Now however I might need you to roll. It ain't high, but you better not fail
Best of 4
DC: 5
Crit: 8

Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>4271507

Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>4271507

Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>4271507

>>4271541
>>4271530
Wow... you're lucky Caric apparently fucks >>4271523
Otherwise you'd be in deep shit now

Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>4271507

Guess I'll do one more roll to round it out.

>>4271552

FUCK ME, SERIOUSLY?

Rolled 17 (1d21)

Nah bro check it

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She looks at you with her arms stuck in the air, as if she was submerged in cement. Her trembling body betrays her fear. It's enough for you to feel pity for her.
You step to the side and walk around her newly widened and imposing from. Reaching behind her you do a karate chop to her neck with one hand while extending the other to catch her.
As her eyes go blank you undo your hold and gently easy her onto the ground.

The boy just watches this unfold from the ground, his look is similar to the girls except he's not fearing for his own life.
"W-What did you do to her?!"

"Can't you sense it? We knocked her out."
He looks at you as if he can't comprehend your actions.
*sigh*
"Look... I don't know if you know this or even if you know the meaning of the word where you come from...
Mercy. We spared you because the future is born in mercy. Its giving or the lack of it

He doesn't understand. Or maybe he doesn't want to understand.
Either way he's furious about something. His thought pattern is enigmatic to you.
And that rage makes him dangerous. Where previously he always retained some portion of lucidity if only to use it to grind down your resistance, now he's gone off the rails.
He raises his hand and begins concentrating energy.

But the lightning you expected didn't come... instead his energy changes color and becomes purple.
The unknown power flies out from his hand and coalesces into a ball floating above his hand.
You don't know what that is and strangest of all, you can't sense anything coming from it.
Only a looming sensation of dread.

Neither of your halves knows what it is but both are aware that it IS dangerous.
Jumping away from him you gain some distance before he could use it on you.
You stare at him preparing to use that thing on you and know you must do something.

>Hit him with a beam attack before he can throw that thing!
>Take it! Let's see what that thing can do!
>Try to knock him out quick!
>Grab one of his friends and use them as a shield
>Other?

>>4271581
>Hit him with a beam attack before he can throw that thing!

>>4271581
>Hit him with a beam attack before he can throw that thing!

>>4271581
>ZA WARUDO and blast it away

>>4271581
>Hit him with a beam attack before he can throw that thing!

Maybe portal a beam to his exposed back to shock him and make him drop it? Either way, we probably should be taking evasive maneuvers in case he powers through the pain. That hyperspeed fighting thing we did in the Tournament of Destroyers might be helpful here if our mental processes can handle it without the Awakened state.

>>4271581

Actually, I'll change my vote from this: >>4271621

To something more like this: >>4271620

He's being fueled by rage, we'd have to atomize him to stop him from throwing it.

Also I know I'm a bit late, but on the earlier discussion of fusion The elder Kai states that Portara fusion is stronger because it adds the two people's energy together rather then requiring the stronger to lower their level to that of the weaker one.

>>4271654
I mean not even the people writing this shit can make up their minds regarding it.
Sometimes they claim one is stronger, later it's reversed
So at this point I think it's a matter of personal preference

Hmmmm I was waiting for someone to break the tie because this is actually fairly important/dangerous
So... do you WANT to kill him or not? Because some of these read like you do

>>4271679
Hit me up for a ZA WARUDO

>>4271679
>The non lethal. (Whatever that is)

Sorry busy today.

>>4271679
I'll vote for the one that doesn't kill, not actually clear on which one it is though.

>>4271679
Kill him.
The afterlife will sort him out.

>>4271689
I understand don't worry

>>4271690
Neither, just anon >>4271634
said atomize and I got scared

>>4271697

I was just saying that his rage-fueled desperation attack might require excessive force to shock him into stopping. Either got to KO him or kill him to stop the attack, or neutralize the Hakai prior to knocking him out.

I'd prefer a non-lethal option, but if putting him down is the only way to live then I'm all for letting Yemma deal with him.

A'ight there seems to be more support for the non-lethal one
That means no excessive force out of the gate
Killing him is now harder but so is stopping the attack

>writing

And gib dice
Best of 4
DC: 15
Crit: 18

Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>4271706
Could always try to flash up to God if it'll help.
Might end up necessary with how godly energies seem to cuck anything but truly excessive amount of mortal energy.

Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>4271706

Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>4271706

Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>4271706

>>4271714
A success but only barely
How fitting

You focus on the orb and try to decipher it. That... void you feel when you look at it is familiar.
Like despite being very tangible and observable it doesn't in fact exist. Almost like... ah.
Of course. The gods.

Now it makes sense. That's quite a deadly tool he was given for the job.
One that he clearly has no experience with as he's spending more time looking at the damn thing than you and one you have to take care of. Fast!
His nervousness about using it is something you can exploit to do just that.

But the second you'd act against him he'll probably throw that thing. And while dodging it MIGHT be possible you'd rather not risk it. So instead you decide to buy yourself a little time.
Using another aspect of your compound being you call on a second source of power in the shape of Buu. His mark appears on your forehead and you use his magic in tandem with your ludicrous power supply to supercharge your technique.
"ZA! FUCKING! WARUDO!"

You feel a ripple spread through the fabric of time in an instant, freezing everything it touches.
At this moment you doubt anything short of a true god could move in here and the still swirling ball confirms that suspicion of yours.
That coupled with the extra six seconds you just added to the clock makes this probably your biggest stop yet, one you doubt you can replicate anytime soon. But there's not enough time to marvel at this, you need to get to work.
Spreading your arms you gather up energy which you hope will be enough to stop whatever that thing is, hopefully without obliterating the planet in the process.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ

You feel a constant shiver running across your body as you prepare yourself for the attack.
There's nothing you'd like more than firing it off right now while time is still stopped but you have a feeling you'll need everything you can get.
Once you feel like there's enough ki concentrated you start adding things into the mix. Arcs of lightning colored yellow and purple dart around you, reaping carving lines into the planets crust as they keep going.
Just as the time stop is about to run out you feel like it's ready and shout.
"NULL FLASH!"

You were fast, as fast as possible. But it was still not fast enough.
Ganos sees the attack coming out of nowhere and manages to react to it just in time.
But his action was rushed, one made in a fit of panic. He raises the orb in front of him and tries to guard your attack with it.
To your shock the beam comes to a dead stop the moment it touches the ball.
Your energy continues to ram into it and gets practically annihilated upon contact.

"Grrrrrr! What IS that thing?!"
You struggle penetrating it but keep on pushing.
The bird is obviously satisfied by this as he begins laughing.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? THIS IS THE POWER LORD QUITELA GAVE ME! HERE! TRY IT!"
He laughs like a maniac and tries to throw the ball with his mind. It shoots out and keeps destroying your beam.
However its progress slows down until it reaches to about the halfway point where it crawls to a dead stop.
"E-Eh?"

You smile.
Looks like all your efforts not not for nothing.
The swirling energies you put into the attack managed to contend with the ball if only momentarily.
But at this rate you'll never beat it, in fact that fucking orb might be what breaks you. Despite stopping it you can't seem to grind it away, meaning you'll run out of energy and then it will go on to devour you unless you do something.

>If this is not enough then maybe it's time to GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
>Hold on... if you can stop it then... you can catch it!
>Maybe redirecting it?
>Other?

>>4271812
>>If this is not enough then maybe it's time to GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4271812
>If this is not enough then maybe it's time to GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

>>4271812
>Maybe redirecting it?

>>4271812
>If this is not enough then maybe it's time to GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!

Well well well
Time to start shouting real loud I guess
Best of 4
DC:13
Crit: 20

>writing

Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>4271893

Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>4271893
Witness me

Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>4271893
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

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>>4271897
>>4271895

Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>4271893

>>4271903
Based.

>>4271903
The hero we needed

>>4271903
>the boys' face when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrkotrrWpEA

There's simply no way around it. You need power, more power! But how much exactly? All of it! This is not something you can just half ass!
The most obvious source is the Saiyan half so you draw deep from Cabbas memories and his wellspring of power.
Going through the motions you start screaming.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

You swiftly ascend to the next level after you manage to reach the maximum amount of power the first one can safely provide... but it somehow feels "too easy". Usually Cabba struggles more with that. Whatever, you don't have the time to think about that!
The orb is now moving around but it's still a back and forth fight, sometimes it goes back a bit only to gain more momentum and push back to the middle.
So you decide to continue.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Your hair is starting to grow outward as you dig ever deeper.
Hitting what feels like the bedrock of saiyan power you fully transform into a Super Saiyan 3 and feel its raw power hitting you like a truck.
Grunting from its drain taking its toll you continue pushing and finally it looks like you're making progress!
But it's still not good enough.

You never could've imagined the form having such a drawback even when you're fused so it looks like all you did is accelerate the inevitable.
Unless you try something else you'll run out of every ounce of energy you have before you can turn this around.
No choice then, time to use the other half as well! Time to bust out the blue and pray to every higher power that you won't blow up from it.
As you start tapping into the human side however you stop. Something's amiss.

You've been so focused on the Saiyan side that you didn't bother to look at it from a human point of view.
Now that it's not something observed but experienced and lived your human side is starting to get a better view of the picture.
Finally something to smile about.
Yes... you could use that!

>>4271991
Damn it!
He's using *that*?

>>4272052

Are we going to use *that*? The most powerful technique, of which even divine entities cannot escape the grasp of?

The full nelson ?

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Time to REALLY push the Saiyan physiology to its very limits the only way a human could!
With raw, unrestrained emotion that your typical monkey would frown at you release EVERYTHING.
Your frustration, your anger, your hate, your love as well as the raging fight boner you have, all of it will be used to fuel that power! To whip up a storm unlike any Cabba experienced before.

On the inside you feel a grumble as the influx of wild emotions create a cyclone, whipping up the settled down dregs of saiyan blood.
And as the storm rages it begins to... break things. What you perceived to be the bottom was just a wall, perhaps a safety net. Who knows?
What matters is that you feel it affecting your body.

The tail is acting as a conduit, picking up the energy leaking through the cracks and regulating it. Were it not for that the saiyan blood in you would be boiling right now.
Slowly it spreads through your body causing minor changes to occur. A flash in your eyes, a twitch in your muscles... and a brief shift in your aura from gold... to green.
It's only for a fraction of a second but it provides you with enough power to overwhelm your opponents attack.
With a final roar you push against it and shoot the damn thing into space.

You watch as the beam continues to travel and hits the moon.
Where you expected a big "kaboom" the celestial object simply turned to nothing, like your energy before.
"Jesus Christ what the hell was that thing? Guess that's what they meant by "erasing my soul".
Well whatever,, at least I was right and my gamble paid off."
Still in Super Saiyan 3 you look down at the kid who looks just about ready to piss himself.
"Hey you! You done? Got another one in you perhaps?"

"W-What are you?"

"Who knows? I'm not even sure myself.
But I think I could use you to find out..."
You give him the most menacing look you can manage and with the heightened rage your current form gives you manage to scare him into submission.

He falls on his knees and practically begins crying.
"Damn it! DAMN IIIIT!
Not like this! Not by another human!"

And I think we'll do the aftermath next time as these guys are officially out of tricks
And your boss is on his way. And he's rather pissed

Anyway I'm glad I got to do this one regardless of my predicaments
I hope you enjoyed it
Tune in next time where you get the Prize in the form of 3 hostages

See you fellas next week and stay safe out there

>>4272090

Thanks for the run, Nega-Som! See you next time!

>>4272090
>And your boss is on his way. And he's rather pissed
So when did he figure out we dipped? Was it the six second timestop or was it when we brute-forced our way into the Wrath state?

>>4272152
The picosecond you fused with Cabba

>>4272164

Did anyone else feel that fusion?

What is Vados' opinion of the situation right now?

>>4272281
Pretty much anyone in the same quadrant of the galaxy as you that can sense energy. Oh and everyone who has cheap ycouter without protection just experienced a nasty case of explosions

She's quite erm... excited about it
Especially when you went ham

Okay you big weenies! I'm back and you know what that means!
Tomorrow we return with a new session as well as some good news
I hope you can make it

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>>4283014
Good times will be had

>>4283025
God that brings back mrmories
I'm not much of a disney fan but I adore Atlantis. Same with Treasure planet

>>4283027
Atlantis probably has one of the best ensembles out of any animated Disney movie, and Treasure Planet is way too good for the treatment Disney gave it.
At least we can always look back and enjoy quality.

>>4272090
OH fuck oh fuck PORTAL BACK HOME PORTAL BACK HOME RIGHT NOW!

>H-ha ha fusion? What's that? Some kind of vegetable? I've just been chilling at home all day boss, no idea what you're talking about.

You stand over your battered and beaten foe triumphantly. Your thorough dismantling of his attack has finally broken his spirit and now he can't help but kneel and cry his eyes out before you.
He's so frustrated that he's repeatedly punching the ground.

You decide to let him vent a bit longer until he finally stops and you call out to him with arms crossed.
"You done?"

"Y-Yes... I can't compare to the power of the gods and you beat even that.
I'm re-"

"Psh... you think that's it? Boy we could've done THIS the whole time! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
You turn blue for a second and revert back right afterwards.
"See? Don't like doing it though. Head might explode.
And wanted to experiment."

"A-a-a-a..."
He's struggling to not choke on his own words.
"How do you function?!"

"That's none of your business.
Now... about that punishment of yours-"

"Yes. I'm ready.
Just... I know I have no right to ask this but please.
Do what you will to me just finish my friends quickly. They shouldn't even be here! I tried to tell them no but-"

Raising a hand you shut him up.
"Alright. None of that! We don't know if you noticed but you're not really in a position to bargain right now!
Also-"

>You're not gonna die so stop crying already!
>If you think you can get out of this that easily you're mistaken!
>Give our regards to the big blue guy (Kill him)
>Other?

>>4284316
>If you think you can get out of this that easily you're mistaken!

I dunno how bad killing servants of other gods is, but it sounds like we should bring this to Champa or Vados. It might also serve to mitigate some of Champas’ anger, too.

>>4284316
>If you think you can get out of this that easily you're mistaken!

>>4284316
>If you think you can get out of this that easily you're mistaken!

Yosh. Looks like they get to live for a bit longer
>>4284360
Technically they've breached several laws just by being here and trying to assassinate you, so in Zenos court of law you'd be in the green for killing them
Might piss of Quitela though

Anyway
>writing

>>4284404

GoDs seem to get a lot of leeway. I wonder what one might have to do to get replaced, short of attacking an angel?

>>4284426
You'd need a replacement first and those don't come around very often

"-if you think you can get out of this that easy then you're severely mistaken!"

"H-Huh?"

"We're not sure what killing the servant of another god means exactly... but this seems like the perfect opportunity to find out!
You see you just tried to kill one of Champas servants! So it makes sense that HE gets to decide what happens to you!"

"N-NO! PLEASE!
Anything but that! Please just kill us!"
You give him a casual little slap and remind him of his place.

"Enough.
The least you can do is act like you have some dignity. So dry up those tears and find your balls!
But you better do it quickly because they are on their way here!"

"WHAT?! No!"

He reverts to his smaller form and starts crawling on all four towards his friends but you grab him by the collar and lift him up.
Giving him a stern look for just a second, you turn your attention to the sky where you already feel the energies of your boss radiating.
In a few seconds a pillar of light appears before you and from it two figures step out.
The short, chubby one steps out from the shadow of the tall one and starts shouting.

"WHAT. IS. GOING ON HERE?!"

"Yo."

"DON'T YOU "YO" AT ME!
What in the BLAZES are you two doing here?! I GAVE YOU SPECIFIC ORDERS THAT YOU CAN'T LEAVE MY PLANET UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE!"
Champa stomps up to you, his bloodshot eyes are oblivious to the presence of the three assassins.
"A-AND WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! YOU FUSED? Is that meant to be a challenge? You think you can stand up to me like that?! Well I oughta-"

"Lord Champa-"

"WHAT VADOS? WHAT?!"

*ahem*
She points at the strangers present and urges her master to get back to his senses a bit.

"Who are these?"

"Champa, we present to you the assassins!"

"I CAN SEE THAT you fools! Don't try to change the subject!"

"B-But-"

"NO BUTS!
I'll deal with those dead meats later! For now you're in far bigger trouble mister... s.
What the HELL do I call you again?"

"We decided on Caric."

"Okay. Deadmeat!
Care to give me an explanation for your actions so I can put something on your tombstone?"

>Apologize and hope he forgives you
>Surely he'll listen to reason, right?
>MOOOOM! HELP!
>Other?

>>4284439
>Lord Champa, this not only deals with the assassination issue, but it gives you an incredible boon: Serious blackmail against Quitela. Just think about what you could force that rat to do under the threat of revealing this.

>>4284439
>Surely he'll listen to reason, right?

>>4284439
>>4284449
This, and if that fails
>MOOOOM! HELP!

>>4284439
>Other?
>Throw in some logic and reasoning and embellishment and flattery.

Though initially I was confused by your order to stay on your planet at all costs, upon further reflection I saw the divine wisdom in this contradictory order. By restricting me to a single place, you foiled the initial phases of their plan: to utterly annihilate my existence without anyone being the wiser until it was too late. So they could only sit and sulk while I carried out my duties.

However, they would not have waited forever. They would have gone after my family, adopted or otherwise, to attempt to bait me into recklessly charging into battle with no regard for the consequences, which would have sealed my fate. But as I was leaving, I remembered the way that you dealt with your brother; by maintaining as hot-headed and reckless facade, you keep him complacent and unable to determine your deeper plans. So I staged a conflict with Cabba under the pretense of Eric being angry about his budding romance with his sister, and then angrily stormed out from your planet to lure them into a trap.

Though they thought I was a mere chef, your approval and encouragement to have me train saved my life, and following your example as a cunning and wise deity taught me how to out-think my enemies when brute force would not have won the day.

Also this:
>>4284449

Make him think that he thought of everything and that he is a master ruse-maker.

>>4284449
Support

We will not existsoon might as well try to apeal to same thing we allways do.(Our bigest worry is that he will catch on and look past that.) The ego.

>>4284455
Damn that's good.

>>4284455
Holy shit that's good stuff count me in for this one as well

>>4284455
Not bad, not bad at all

>writing

>>4284455
Kind of a long winded way to say "The Destroyer of Universe 6 is the very picture of grace and dominion before adversity; he and his do NOT simply cower and hide when challenged! Besides, how often do you actually get dirt on THAT guy of all people?"

>>4284503
It's part explaining what the deal is and part working Champas ego
A bit of theatrics is necessary

>>4284515
The lengths we go to for the boss...

You try to think of a way to defuse the situation. You could run to Vados but her loyalties lie unquestionably with Champa so she might not be your best bet.
Instead your best option might just be the tried and true one: Appealing to Champas logic as well as his ego.

"Sorry Lord Champa.
It's hard to admit but I... Eric, didn't initially see the wisdom behind your orders. He felt frustrated, angry and it brought him much grief. However it's clear now what you intended and it succeeded. To foil the plans of the assassins and let them sulk.
But as great as the plan was surely you see the flaw within it."

"What?!"

"The assassins became desperate, angry and reckless. But their plan remained: To annihilate Eric permanently.
If they couldn't achieve their objective they would've found a way to make it happen, by going after those important to us. How long do you think they would've waited before going after our family?
And when they did they would've had us right where they wanted, in a trap.
By going against your wish and breaking your law we ensured your brilliant plan didn't go to waste!"

"I uh.... wait wha-"

"And as we prepared we remembered how you dealt with your brother. By maintaining a hot-headed and reckless facade, you kept him complacent and unable to determine your deeper plans. So we decided to follow your example and set up a show to make them think we were frustrated."
The two halves of your mind are having an argument about this because it's not true at all but you try to ignore them and focus on the bullshit you're spewing.
"Thanks to your great example we managed to turn the table on them and triumph in the end!
That is why we disobeyed you. To follow your divine example!"

As you reach the end of your little speech Vados is burying her face in her palm in embarrassment while Champa is starting to blush.
"W-Well of course you did! I'm pretty inspiring aren't I hahahahha!"

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>>4284532
>As you reach the end of your little speech Vados is burying her face in her palm in embarrassment while Champa is starting to blush.
"Why must you blatantly toy with his ego like that? You realize he can Destroy you, yes?"
"At this point it’s a game; if he calls me out, he loses. And he KNOWS that."
Nothing quite like undercutting all the ill-deserved praise you’ve ever gotten to push you into a corner!

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Good. Looks like it's working.
"And look where that got us!
Not only did you prove that the Destroyer of Universe 6 is the very picture of grace and dominion before adversity; he and his do NOT simply cower and hide when challenged! But you also nets you an incredible boon! Serious blackmail against Quitela!
How often can you get your hands on something like that?"

"You're RIGHT!
Hehe! Finally that Rat is going to get what's coming to him!
But why stop at blackmail? Why... I could just... KEEP them locked up and keep extorting Quitela while also making him sweat bullets because he had one third of his team taken out before the next tournament just like Sidra! HAH!"

"Yes my lord!
Soon everyone will know you don't FUCK with the Destroyer of the 6th! That you're a stalwart protector of your realm and that your rule is unquestionable!"

"Yeeees! And once everyone knows I can rub it my stupid brothers face! Hah!
Well done my boys! Well done! You've exceeded my expectations in ways I never even expected!"

"Oh no need to be modest my lord.
Everyone present knows you calculated every move of this intricate game."

As Champa becomes enamored by himself he starts hyping himself up about how much street cred he's going to get with the other gods and how awesome everyone will think he is.
At the same time Vados steps up to you with a disappointed look on her face.
"You boys know you're playing with fire now, right?
Sooner or later he'll realize you're blatantly toying with his ego and then he'll destroy you."

"At this point it's a game.
If he calls it out he looses. And he knows that.
Guess we're just lucky it's not Beerus. He seems less temperamental but also less easy to sway."

"I just hope you know what you're doing."

As you finish with Vados so does Champa with his routine and he manages to get back to you.
He observes his "prize" including the two unconscious girls.
"Wait... I know that guy. Wasn't he the one leading Quitelas team?"

"Yeap."

"Awesome!
This is even BETTER than I thought! Heheh!
He's the rats personal attack dog, his right hand man, his most prized possession!"

"Like... Eric?"

"Kinda yeah."
Champa starts grinning maliciously.
"I wonder... do we NEED three? Maybe I should send his "prized stallion" back to him as proof.
Piece... by... peace!"
He raises his hand at the boy.

>Leave them be. Do you really want to lower yourself to Quitelas level?
>Have fun. Just leave them alive. They are worth nothing dead
>Do as you please
>Other?

>>4284603
>Leave them be. Do you really want to lower yourself to Quitelas level?

>>4284603
>Leave them be. Do you really want to lower yourself to Quitelas level?

>>4284603
>Leave them be. Do you really want to lower yourself to Quitelas level?

>>4284603
>Leave them be. Do you really want to lower yourself to Quitelas level?
"The only thing anyone loves more than a winner is a GRACIOUS winner, my Lord."

Looks like the chumps get to live for at least a little while longer
>writing

"The only thing better than a winner is a graceful winner my lord."

"The hell's that supposed to mean?"

"You wouldn't want to lower yourself to his level, right?
It'd look much better if you projected a dignified image, one that Quitela could never manage.
Everyone would think: Wow Champa is so much in control he doesn't even kill Quitelas subordinates even though he could! I wish I was as gracious as he is!"

"Y'know Caric, sometimes I think your human side is just playing me..."

"What? Nah!
We just know you're a very intelligent and cunning person who listens to reason and knows how to exploit it!"

"Ah yes of course! You're right!"

"Hmhmhmhm..."
Seemingly resolving the conflict with Champa himself you turn to the little boy still in your grasp.
"See? Nothing to worry about. Yet."

"W-What are you two doing?!
Please end this, my suffering!"

Champa points at him.
"The looser doesn't get to dictate the winners actions boy!
It may be hard to grasp since you come from that shithole of a universe where everyone is a looser but you really should learn your place and SHUT UP!"
Guess he's still pretty pissed regardless. That might be a problem.
"Okay I decided! You worthless little shits will live. And since my universe is becoming a penal colony anyway you'll make a fine addition to my collection!
Don't worry though... my chef will take GOOD care of you. Especially since you just tried to kill him!
By the way, how do you fancy Cum Soup for the rest of your natural life span? It's home made!"

"P-Please my lord... there's no need for that-"
You shudder.

"I know. But even a kind and forgiving lord like I can... allow himself a bit of entertainment by tormenting his captives!"
He then reaches for the boy in your hands and pinches his cheeks with his claws enough to draw blood.
"Make sure to act nice while you're in the care of my servant though! Since he's the one advocating for your safety!
If it were up to me... or Zeno forbid you actually killed him ohohohoho... Not even I know what I would've done to you. Or those pretty little girls you keep shooting glances at!"
The boy freezes up and doesn't dare to avert his eyes from the god before him. Even you feel the sheer pressure that he exudes. Luckily he ceases tormenting the kid for a little while as he turns to his aide.
"Okay Vados! I need to make a call and quick... gotta display my new trophies and make a few not so veiled threats!
Caric, you want in on this?"

"Talk shit to the man that tried to get us killed?"

>Absolutely!
>No thanks
>Other?

>>4284744
>No thanks

>>4284744
>I think I'd prefer watching the master at work. Maybe make some popcorn for the show, you know?

>>4284744
>No thanks

No more pushing luck we have Done that quite a lot in our last IC day. Time to chill.

>>4284744
>No thanks
Don't bite off more than we can chew

I'm glad that your massive balls don't prevent you from seeing a dangerous situation when it appears
Still that's a bit disappointing
Anyway
>writing

Got some tevhnical difficulties
Looks like my internet borked, currently posting from phone
I'll see what I can do but I might have to call it quits after uploading the next 2 posts

Fixed it!
It was just the computer acting up, one restart and I'm good to go

"I'll let you do the honors.
Maybe instead I'll watch the master at work.
How about I make us some popcorn instead?"

"You have some on you?"

"No-"
Opening a portal directly to your own planet with your range boosted by Cabbas surplus energy you grab a bag and pull it through.
"But I can always make do."

"Sweet! Okay do that! It'll add to the smug factor!"

Generating heat with your energy you make some instant popcorn and serve it to your godly benefactors. Not the assassins though, fuck those guys.
While loudly chewing on some salty, buttery goodness Champa finally orders Vados to do her thing. It takes a while for the call to go through though. No doubt Quitela didn't expect a random call from the guy he's planning on shafting.
But eventually the line does get established and you're greeted by the image of the rat in question.
He doesn't seem too pleased about the situation.

"What is the meaning of this Champa? Why are you calling me at a time like this?
Then again I guess you're not familiar with how busy a proper god can be-"

"Save that speech to someone who cares Quitela... or someone who's below you in rank!"

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"Ohohoho! Touched a nerve did I?"

"You have about five seconds before I cut this line you fat fuck!"

Champa smashes his fist into his open palm, creating a thunderous smack which shuts up the yellow mouse and betrays his nervousness.
"No you don't you slimy weasel! I'M the one who decides when this line gets cut here!
And if you so much as THINK about leaving the call I'll have your head served to me on a silver platter with some fava beans and a nice Chianti!"

Quitela doesn't seem to know what to make of this as he's shaking like an autumn leaf.
But you don't know if it's from fear or genuine anger.
"W-WEASEL?"

"That's right!
I know what you've been plotting behind my back Quitela! And you just made a big mistake!
Invading my territory? Coming after my people? Interfering with another universe? Those are big crimes Quitela!
And I ALWAYS collect what I'm owed... with interest!"

"Kyekyekye!
Looks like all that dieting was for nothing 'cus the fat already got to your brain Champa you delusional feline!
I have no clue what you're talking about and frankly... I oughta report your unfounded, baseless accusation straight to Zeno to-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Quitela begins screaming as Champa raises one of his mercenaries into the picture whilst chewing on some popcorn.

"You were sayin'?"

"G-g-g-g-g-ganos! Dercori! Caway!
W-w-w-w-what are you guys doing over there? I was wondering where you disappeared to!"

"M-Master Quitela..."
The boy calls out to his master. Strange, he almost seems frustrated. As if he's surprised his boss is throwing him under the bus... no, that's not it.
He came here expecting death and his fate is sealed now. It's more like he's mad his boss won't even own up to what he did.

"Oh really?
You mean to tell me they somehow crossed universes, tried to kill my chef... all of their own accord?"

"I know, crazy isn't it?
Can't believe I trusted these ones! So hard to get decent mortals nowadays, ain't I right Champa?"

"And... pray tell my friend... where did they get access to the Energy of Destruction then?"

"E-Eh?"

"Because I'm short one moon and I'm pretty sure it's gone without a trace.
Vados, can we do a check if the moon got Destroyed?"

"Mmmm-hmmmm.
It appears the satellite of this planet did indeed get destroyed. Which is strange because you haven't used it in a while."

"I thought so."

"Y-You... idiots!"
The mouse finally speaks up.
"You used my energy... and FAILED?! HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT?!
I should've left you in the dregs where I found you Ganos you... YOU... YOU BASTARD! How can you be such a MORON to fail with the Energy of Destruction when I EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU to ONLY use it when you got no other choice!
But to go ahead and MISS?!"

"Give it up Quitela!
I caught your men red handed and beat the crap out of them! Of course they were gonna use it... and fail!
Really, the only moron here is YOU! Next time maybe don't send your men on a suicide mission and expect them to win!"

"Grrrrrr... Champa... I thought you'd be too lazy to defend your realm like that..."

"One more word from your filthy mouth and I'll gather all the Super Dragon Balls and erase cheese from the multiverse permanently!"
Quitela then shuts up and reels back in horror.

"Y-You wouldn't!"

"I can and I will! Unless you start listening to what I have to say with those big dumb ears of yours!"

"W-What do you want?"

"Hehe I'm glad you finally understand the situation you're in!
But don't wet yourself just yet. I want nothing from you."

"E-Eh?"

"That's right.
I think I'll hang onto your little puppets for a little while and... let you think about what you've done.
We'll be in touch-"
Champa waves at Vados who promptly cuts the connection.

"I don't think blackmailing another God is allowed my lord."

"I don't think sending assassins to other universes to fuck with them is allowed either.
Let's just say I'm handing out Zenos justice right now! No need to bother his greatness with such trifling matters!"
Your boss then turns to you.
"By the way, do you guys want to lay a claim on these three or... can I just toss them in a dungeon?"

>Gimme
>Let them rot
>Other?

>>4285048
>Let them rot

>>4285048
>Gimme
A fine addition to my collection

>>4285048
>Eric has way too many people to watch over as is. But Cabba might be able to, given his job.

>>4285048
>Gimme
Maybe Cabba and the SDF can find something to do with them?

>>4285067
That actually works

>>4285048
>Gimme

I'm sure that Eric would be more than happy to handle them.

On another note, it's kind of weird but also funny that Caric can think of bullshit and have both Eric and Cabba in his head openly protesting about it. Kind of really emphasizes that fusions are a composite being that's distinct from the people that fused.

That's... not bad actually
Looks like Cabba can start building his harem... well, continue building his harem with a member of Zarbons race, a tentacle beast and a shota that tastes like chicken

>writing

You briefly consider your options.
On one hand they'd make an excellent addition to the collection, on the other Eric already has enough homies to deal with as is.
But wait! Cabba has no such thing. And he could put them to good use! Maybe he won't have to rely on Hit and Eric all the time when he needs an infiltrator!

"Yosh! Give!
The SDF will have some use for them!"

"Excellent!
Less mouths to feed and less annoying little insects buzzing around!
Win-win for everyone! But I'm not a fool Ca- uh... Caric! Those three are still my property! I'm not giving them to Cabba without any insurance!"

"And what would that be?"

"Simple!
We put collars on these doggies so they don't run away!
Collars that explode if they try and leave!"

That... doesn't really sit well with you. But you can't deny it's an absolutely necessary thing.
If Cabba gets custody of them he might not be able to guard them properly. Since they are spies and assassins they could easily escape and in that case he might not have the strength and courage necessary to take them out.
"That's fair."

"Alright!
I'm sure we can get something like that.
Now let's get back home. I tire of this place already!"

Well that's a relief. Looks like he's not really holding a grudge since he got out of this one so well. Good.
"How long 'till we get back?"

"About a minute."
Vados responds.

"Good. That'll leave us with plenty of time left."

"Time for what?"

"Experimenting..."

FUCK! You... saw... nothing!
Anyway, I think that about wraps it up for now. Onto the good news I promised!
Y'see lads I got myself a bit of a break from work for a while
And since I got a whole bunch of free time on my hands I thought I'd run a few days during next week
About... every 2 days for a couple of days actually

I don't know when I'll do the first but I'll notify you the day before
See you then!

>>4285220

Thanks for running, Nega-Som!

So it's finally time? Caric is gonna gets a feel of all theirs forms to see if they can get a feel for them in their original body's when they split?

>>4286070
Yeap
Can't say the girls will get any of the good stuff since you seem to be set on giving them 4 but Cabba definitely gets something out of it

>>4286427
4?

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>>4287013
Super saiyan 4 that is what control of the Oozaru form gets them.

>>4287134
>>4286427
I figure it's for the best anyways that we only have the one Super Saiyan God.
IIRC there was some bullshit about anybody who unlocked the transformation drawing from a single source of divine energy, making them weaker as more people had access to it. No idea if that's how it works in this quest, but no reason not to be safe about it.
Not like we could try and get the girls Super Saiyan Blue 4 or some bullshit like that.

>>4287201
That sounds like made up nonsense to me, brother.

>>4287201
Never heard that one, and while it sounds like something that could be in the Manga I think you might be confusing canon with fanfic there.

>>4287217
So does most stuff past Z, not to mention there's never really been a concrete explanation for what the God transformation is besides "Divine Ki".
Also wasn't there supposed to be some origin story about it with the ancient Saiyans? Whatever happened to that?

>>4287201
That sounds like you misinterpreted something
The only time someone gets weaker with divine energy is when they use Blue repeatedly in quick succession because like SSJ3 it drains you

>>4287247
It really is just God Ki. It's true that the logistics were never explained but here's my interpretation
If you get god ki you can just have it for the rest of your life if you manage to figure it out how to use or draw on it (even I have no clue if you can just cultivate it or you need to draw it in), that's why you're stronger in your base
But if you gather or build up or whatever enough of it you enter a proper god state, like Goku in Saiyan God or Toppo as a destroyer
Super Saiyan God is just the monkeys being mad cunts and stacking the Super Saiyan and God forms on top of each other

>>4287247
I don't know what you mean by the "ancient Saiyans" because I think they pretty much gave us all the information they had to
When it comes to a legend or a myth you really shouldn't explain everything and leave things to the readers imagination but that's just my opinion

Basically this is how it happened:
A thousand years ago a good hearted Saiyan named Yamoshi along a couple others decide they had enough from their dickish cousins and try to correct things by pouring their power, hopes and dreams into Yamoshi who becomes the first Saiyan God
He whoops ass until his power fades and the evil saiyans get revenge and wipe them out
This event is what also spawned the legend of the "Super Saiyan" because the monkeys didn't understand it

That's pretty much it and that's all you really need to know about it
It tells what it needs and leaves the rest up to the imagination of those that care about it, which I love

Now here's my take on it:
This definitely happened on the Saiyans original planet Sadala. In fact I believe it MIGHT be the thing that forced the Saiyans to move to Vegeta. You can imagine how much devastation a God can bring if they can't properly control their power.
Now it's also HEAVILY implied that Yamoshi might've been an ancestor of the Vegeta line based on his hairdo. So even if he didn't succeed his descendants eventually did take over even if they were nowhere near as pure hearted as he was (King Vegeta was still much more mellow and thoughtful in the movie and super than in his original depiction in Z, getting on all 4's to grovel before Beerus, exiling Broly instead of murdering him, letting Paragus go after him)

>>4287629
Given how that fucked up hairline seems to be a dominant genetic trait, you might be on to something there. I feel like that's a plausible enough theory to go on if nothing else.
I'll keep the specifics of God and Blue in regards to this quest in mind.

Okay! I got back in gear and ready to rumble!
Starting tomorrow around the usual time we'll begin our marathon!
This may bleed into the next thread when it happens but... whatever
Prepare yourself for some fusion shenanigans

>>4288425
>ID ends in Mprg
My condolences.

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>>4288433
I wish it was five minutes ago when I haven't read this

>>4288442
I guess you'll also regret knowing that Eric will have memories of banging his sister thanks to fusions sharing memories.

>>4288465
I don't think it works like that when the fusion ends.
Otherwise Vegeta and Goku could use each others techniques.
SSBEKKX20 when, Vegeta.

>>4288467
>Implying Vegeta would ape goku's moves
Not even if his life depended on it.

>>4288467
I mean... we did only ever see Vegeta go red after they fused...

>>4288465
Clearly the only appropriate punishment for that would be to find Cabbas brother and/or sister, fuck them in the ass and then fuse with Cabba

You arrive carried by a pillar of light back home and take a deep breath once the beam fades away.
"Ugh... we'll never get used to this."

"I personally prefer it over regular movement or portals."

"Yeah that's because that's what you're used to.
But moving without sensing motion is a one way ticket to nausea town for us."

Vados shrugs and addresses your "guests" while she turns around.
"Alright everyone. Welcome to the masters planet! Please be advised not to touch anything, least you meet an unfortunate and abrupt end.
Just sit down over there while I prepare you some refreshments."
Then she looks at Champa.
"And you my lord? Would you like to request something?"

"Nah.
I'm gonna take a nap.
All these scares and excitement are not good for my heart. You can go nuts just don't wake me up."

"Understood! Have a nice rest!"
As Champa lays down under the shade of a tree your teacher turns back to you.
"So... about that experimentation. What did you have in mind exactly? I assume you want to make the most of your... how many minutes do you have left?"

"If we recall correctly about 20.
Though we didn't really count."

"Hmmmm... not a whole lot. Then again you don't get much in that form anyway."

"Yeah.
And who knows if extensive usage drains the time or not..."

"Only if you abuse a power you can't realistically maintain for long periods of time I think.
Even then it might just start draining your lifespan for the remainder of your time like last time."

"It's a cointoss then?"

"Honestly I don't know.
Not very familiar with the details of the Metamoran fusion dance."

"Ah well, guess we just have to find out.
But uuuuh... you'll not let us die, right?"

"Of course not.
That's the least I can do."

"Thanks! Now... what to do?"

>That god ki sounds like the most important thing to focus on
>We managed to tap into whatever power Kale is using let's try figuring that out
>Honestly a good spar might be the best use of our time. How about it Vados?
>Other?

>>4289462
>That god ki sounds like the most important thing to focus on
Its potentially useful for both of them

>>4289462
>That god ki sounds like the most important thing to focus on

>>4289462
>We managed to tap into whatever power Kale is using let's try figuring that out
We know less about Wrath than we do about divine ki, if only in that we know we can probably call up divine ki whenever Caric fuses into being by combining Awakening and Super Saiyan. On the flip side, exploring Wrath helps Kale, who can end up going berserk just using her own power. Besides... That hilarious moment when we steal the Oozaru straight out of Cabba’s head and spontaneously grow our own tail. Though I suppose we should also consider what Wrath could do to Cabba once we unfuse

>>4289462
>That god ki sounds like the most important thing to focus on

Well I can't say that I'm surprised but I'm still a bit sad
Anywho
>writing

>>4289531
Not like we can't do other options in the future, brudda

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"Well this whole God Ki thing is what piqued our interest the most so that's probably the thing we'll do.
It's weird how the mixture of two completely unrelated transformations produce it, don't you think?"

"Not really.
It's not necessarily the reaction of the two transformations that produces that effect but what they entail."

"What do you mean?"

"From what I've seen of Son Gokus and Vegetas form, the blue one that is, it appears they are the result of their Super Saiyan transformation being used in a... shall we say unnatural manner? For the saiyans anyway.
The red colored one seems to be them simply using God Ki naturally while the blue one is them turning Super Saiyan on top of it... or at least that's how it looks initially.
But I believe it has more to do with how they "conduct" themselves."

"You mean it's possible to become a god just by behaving a little different?
Sounds like nonsense."

"No. I'm saying that for a Saiyan to become a god they must become anathema to themselves.
Control, awareness and absolute focus are all necessary parts of divinity. Without those components you can give God Ki to any ape but they'd sooner destroy themselves and the planet they stand on than anything else.
But these qualities go against the so called "warrior race" that prefers overwhelming brute force over anything else. They must abandon what makes them unique."

"But then... the super saiyan-"

"It's an empty frame, a vessel meant to be filled. You can certainly use it on its own and even polish it to reach higher and higher levels by tapping more and more into the Saiyans natural potential but that seems more like a divergent evolution than anything.
It's entirely possible that the Super Saiyan God is the true form of that state and everything else is a bastardization of that."

"A bastardization that can reach the same level as the original mind you."

"Of course.
Divergent evolution is not a bad thing. A mistake like that can lead to a whole slew of beneficial discoveries.
I'm just saying that it might be wrong to assume that the blue form is an evolution of the regular golden one."

"And so... the key is not the merging of the two transformations but applying the principles behind awakening to Super Saiyan.
Is that what you're trying to say? Makes you think what your intentions were for poor little Eric."

"Yes. And wanting to see his limits...
A thing I'm still waiting for."

"Okay... that should be easy enough."

>>4289558
Not for a while fampai

But it isn't. For some reason Vados' explanation only served to confuse you.
It's definitely not JUST the principles behind awakening applied to Super Saiyan that's for sure. Or at least you aren't good enough to pull it off like that.
Oh well, brute force it is.

First you transform into a Super Saiyan. It's still as raw and brutish as you remember but now that you can actually observe it it's so much clearer how... base it really is.
The instant your hair turns fully gold instead of that weird mixture of black and blonde your body releases a shockwave that rustles the nearby trees.
And now to do the next step slowly and carefully...

You push the power of the base super saiyan to its absolute limits until your aura is like the corona of a star, hot and destructive even on its own. Its so intense that it's causing you physical pain to continuously put out that much energy. But luckily it doesn't last long.
Closing your eyes and pulling all of it back in the prerequisites for awakening are met and you trigger the transformation.
Your eyelids snap open as you feel a great change inside. The suppressed energy somehow gets altered and becomes too strong to contain even for you.

The first fragments of godly energy begins to bleed out of your body, caking it in some sort of residue that almost feels like a cocoon.
As the rest of the altered energy soon follows it the erupting aura blows it off of you. What's revealed underneath is the fully changed body, your eyes and hair have been tinted blue and the rest feels like it's supercharged.
Yet... there is no sign of that power affecting the outside world. It's quite, deathly quiet. Where the trees swayed and shook before now they stand still and silent, giving you the sensation like you've become the calm before the storm.

But your moment of serenity is cut short as a clapping sound breaks your amazement.
"Wonderful! Wonderful!"
Vados cheers you on.
"So... how do you feel?"

"Now that we can fully take it in?
How can we say this... unsettling."

"How so?"

"Not sure it can be put into words..."

"Well that's understandable.
But unfortunately we don't have time to dissect your feelings because the clock is ticking."

"True."

>Calm down and try to study the form as much as possible
>Try to test its physical capabilities with a few exercises
>So uh... any advice?
>Other?

>>4289596
>Calm down and try to study the form as much as possible

>>4289596
>Calm down and try to study the form as much as possible

>>4289596
>Try to test its physical capabilities with a few exercises

Saiyans appear to be more of physical/kinesthetic learners. We should try to take advantage of that.

As always, remember the fundamentals. Conserve and compress power, do not let any go to waste.

>>4289596
>Calm down and try to study the form as much as possible

>>4289596
>>Try to test its physical capabilities with a few exercises

If we honestly want to go for wrath any time soon there's always fusing with Kale or caulifla. The technique has on restriction on gender.

It seems like you opted for the human way and not the ungabunga way
>writing

Now show me how good you are at studying the divine
Best of 4
DC: 14
Crit: 21

Rolled 21 (1d21)

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Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>4289673
And today's android is?

Rolled 21 (1d21)

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>>4289695
Cake bot is doing work I see.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

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>>4289713
Oh well what do we have here a 1. Good thing that this place is fancy enough that your kind is not welcome if minimum competency is atchived. Plus you were bor from a d20 like a barbarian.

>>4289673
>”What is a God but a divine being that defines understanding? Their power, their form, beyond comprehension? What if you could understand them though? If through intensive study and research you realize just what a God and Divine Power IS? Once the Unknowable has become known are ‘Gods’ really any different from ‘mortals’? -Eric probably