>>4261473
>Go out alone and try to find food

>>4261473
>Scout out the area

>>4261473
>Scout out the area

>>4261473
>Scout out the area

Lifting yourself up, you move past the goblins that pay no mind to you.

"Watch how far it goes." You heard one of goblin say as you get out of earshot and stand outside the cave hole. Scouting has to done before anything else. It could spell the difference between life and death.

The cave is surrounded by a forest, green as far as your eyes can see. What is in the distance could matter. Picking a random direction to go you're off sticking to the shadows and hearing for anything.

Not even a hour walk and a human house is encountered with a few humans working the ground. Off in the distance you could see a collection of houses. Must be the human village. The humans working the ground breaking it to put it back in small dirt mounts are much taller than the ones that killed your family. With beards much shorter or none at all.

Walking back to the cave the goblins have put themselves in a slumber. Going the direction of where the cave opens from you encounter nothing but more forest. Before going too far you walk back to the cave and set upon the opposite direction of the human village. Where you encounter a small river with fishes swimming within the water. Just the thing for a hungry goblin, you spy a hawk eating a fish scaring it away with goblins yells net you a half eaten fish you happily eat.

The sun is falling and you make your way back to the cave more insightful of what's around. Night comes and goes the others are jacking themselves off to the fire.

>1 hungry goblin
>4 very hungry goblins

Day 2
What do you do this day?
>Fishing
>Steal some human food
>Get the others to help with (what?)
>Search for food in the forest
>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)

Free action (Name yourself)
>Write-in

>>4261519
>Fishing
>Gobson

>>4261519
>Steal some human food

>>4261519
>Fishing
>Goltan

>>4261519
> Fishing
> Godrick

>>4261521
This name

>>4261519
>>Fishing
>>Gobku

You allways desired to be more than goblin and have a stomach full of food.

Do goblins speak the same language as humans?
not useful now but i feel it's important

>>4261521
+1

Convinced the others to help steal human food

>>4261959
>turn to anon
We both know if we do that the human family is going to get raped ,killed and eaten... not necessarily in that order.
And when someone notices, they will send adventurers.
>gives a pat in anons shoulder
Let's prepare a bit before stealing

>Fishing
>Gobson

Stomach sounds made the choice for you. Gobson needs fishes and fishes he will get.

Walking past the others who talk about the same old, raping anything that is a female. You notice the speed that they jack off had slowed, maybe they're losing energy. With enough luck enough fishes will be gotta and a feast will be had.

They don't notice your presence as you leave the cave and head to the river with fishes waiting to be grabbed and eaten.

Standing in the knee deep slow moving river you watch and wait ready to strike at a moment's notice.

>Gib me 3x 1d100 Degrees of success (Roll Under)
DC 40


>>4261783
No

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4262056

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4262056

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4262056

>>4262088
>>4262107
>>4262111
we are going to starve.

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>>4262088
>>4262107
>>4262111
Hours were spent trying to grab the fishes. But with with grab you either missed or the fish slipped out of your hands. Soaking in the water for hours your legs become wrinkled. Failing in your quest for food you walk back home defeated.

The others don't even noticed anything different from the day before. Maybe if you made something to kill the slimy fish it could feed you and the others. Nothing left to do but sit in the cave.

Until a thought came to you, goblins have good night slight, humie can't see green goblin in darkie. The others would join you in the hunt if you promise a little something but what do they want?

Stats:
>All Naked
>Sticks and rocks
>Small Campfire
>1 hungry Gobson
>4 very hungry goblins

Day 2 Night
What do you do for the night?
>Sleep
>Steal some human food
>Steal some human animals
>Get the others to help with (what?)
>Search for food in the forest (Dangerous)
>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)

>>4262196

well first you beat up the smallest goblin to show dominance, possibly rape him, and then the rest follow.

>steal human food with the boys

>>4262196
Convince them with a nice discussion about the human females that live in the village.

>>4262196
Sharpen a bunch of sticks for fishing.

>>4262204

supporting, if we at least bully the smallest goblin before we go so we are more established as alpha gob

>>4262211
Support.

>>4262211
This

>>4262196
>Steal some human animals
Just a goat or sheep, nothing fancy.

I have the impression that we can see in the dark.
Is it accurate Qm?

>>4262386
Yes, goblins have darkvision allowing them to see in the dark. Which is why goblins need little light in their cave homes.

>>4262198
Beat and ass rape the smallest goblin

>>4262204
>>4262223
Human females be in the village + bully small goblin

>>4262211
>>4262283
>>4262285
Sharpen sticks for fishes

>>4262361
Steal animals from humans

>Calling it for sharpening wood sticks to get those fishes.
Roll me 3x 1d100 Bo3 DC 50

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4262404

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4262404

sad because we didnt get to rape this turn

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4262404

>>4262406
>>4262442
>>4262454
Starving goblin quest continues.

>OP says it's a roll under
>We get high rolls

>>4262469
we can eat the smallest goblin ... unless we are the smallest goblin... then we need to run away

>>4262406
>>4262442
>>4262454
>59

Very flimsy Crude fishing stick got
>+3 to roll, with one time use

Sticks were gathered, rocks were smashed. By the end, you use lot of effort to created a fishing stick. It's looks like it'll break if you try using it for what you intended for. But no matter you have the perfect tool to get the perfect fish.

You lay your used brain on a rock and drift off into the darkness of night. Waking up you feel yourself a bit lighter than the night before, the other goblins stopped their jacking off session. They sit around the fire talking. A odd thing since all they did since coming to to the cave was cumming around the fire.

"Fire good. Fire cleans rape juice." Bits said as he stares at the flames.

"Prot need food! Where the food! Goblins can't rape dicks without FOOD!" Yelled the smallest goblin around the camp fire.

"Shut up Prot. You small, you dick smallest." Urm said to the small goblin.

Bits stares at the fire, without saying a word while Prot and Urm get into a fight. Stone stares at the wall tracing his finger on it's cracks in wonder of his finger being able to follow the crack with ease. Another day, hopefully a day with a food. So you and what's left of your clan can survive. You could share blood with these goblins, how strong is unknown. You just know that one of these days the goblins will turn on each other if they can't find food.

Stats:
>All Naked
>1 use Fishing Stick
>Small Campfire
>1 Very hungry Gobson
>4 Starving goblins

Day 3 Day
What do you do this day?
>Fishing
>Steal some human food
>Kill smallest goblin (Prot) for food
>Get the others to help with (what?)
>Search for food in the forest
>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)
>Write-in

>>4262591
>>Kill smallest goblin (Prot) for food

>>4262591
>Get the others to help with fishing
These fish will be ours.

>>4262591
>Search for food in the forest

>>4262613
+1

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>>4262601
Kill and eat a follow Goblin

>>4262613
>>4262646
Get the others to help with fishing

>>4262619
Search for food in the forest

>Calling it for get the others to help with fishing

Getting the others to work together is what needs to be done. So you and the other can live for another day inside the cave maybe in the future rape a female. That'll surely get the others motivated enough to get to work. But firstly you have to get Prot and Urm to stop fighting. They'll hurt each other too much if left unchecked making your total working goblins to 3 rather than
5.

Stepping up to Prot and Urm you push them apart from eachother, being the only goblin that ate in the last two days give you the chance to show your still strengthen body. They look at you not much worst for wear, just a few scrapes and bruises. You think carefully and open your mouth to speak.

Gobson: "FOOD! Gobson find FOOD in water!"

Bits looked up from the flames and watched with intent. Even Stone stopped his tracing as his ears perked up. Prot and Urm are in disbelief at what they just heard.

Gobson: "FOOD in water! Follow me!" Was all that was needed for them to pick themselves up. They followed closely behind once they saw the water deeming with fish they were loose with blood in their eyes as they try to grab anything they can get.

Roll me 3x 2d100 Bo3 DC 50 for others DC 47 for you Roll over

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4262738

Rolled 59, 84 = 143 (2d100)

>>4262738

Rolled 66, 46 = 112 (2d100)

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4262738

>>4262740
>>4262746
>>4262786
>>4262789
>66, 87
Success, High Success

The other goblins are having good luck getting fish and by the end of the day each of them got a fish to eat. While you make sure of your superior tech, before long you have a pile of fish. Your fishing stick broken in the process but with 6 fishes caught you're able to feed the other goblins one more fish while you eat your fill of 2 fish.

With food at hand the goblins holler and hoot all the way back to camp cooking the fish over the fire. By the time night fell you have a full stomach and the others resume jacking off around the fire with more vigor than days ago. Looking outside you noticed it's clam and silent the trees are still standing the leaves on the trees still green.

This could be the perfect time to get back at the humans that killed your family and friends. They don't like it if you steal one or two farm animals. Or steal some of their women for the boys to have some fun. That's all they can talk about as they circle around the campfire.
Stats:
>All Naked
>Sticks and rocks
>Small Campfire
>1 Gobson
>4 Slightly hungry goblins

Day 3 Night
What do you do for the night?
>Sleep
>Steal some human food
>Steal some human animals
>Get the others to help with (what?)
>Search for food in the forest (Dangerous)
>Give goblin job (Who/what?)
>Research how to food
>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)

>>4262939
>>Steal some human animals

>>4262939
>Research how to food

>>4262939
>Research how to food

>>4262955
>Steal some human animals

>>4262965
>>4263008
>Research how to food

Calling and writing just need some rolls
>Roll me 1d100 Bo3 DC ??

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4263035

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4263035

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4263035

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>>4263046
>>4263052
>>4263122
>97

Food, the word itself is scorched within your mind. The thing that keeps a goblin alive and raping. Food is what was needed for the first 2 goblins to become 3 than more. With a new goal ready to take effect you put it to action.

But this is something you just take or kill. This doesn't need goblin hands, feet, cock, to do. This is completely different. Completely alien, from what you are used to. Sitting you look at the dark cave ceiling watching the goblin shadows dances on it.

But how does one get food? Back in the goblin cave the Hunters and Growers will just bring food from the depths. Did they also get food from other goblins deeper in the caves system? That can't be right, your goblin brain goes into overdrive.

"AAAAH! AAAAAH!"

IT HURTS IT HURTS.

Gobson screams out in pain and drop to the drop shaking from all the thinking being done in your mind. The other goblins stop jacking off and watch you shake and seizure on the ground. Whispers around you but that didn't matter because your were on a brink of broking the secret of living.
"FOOD! FOOD in ground!" You yell at the others. They don't understand, but you do. You take a stick and start digging in the cave ground and soon food comes from the ground. It's cave shrooms, eating a bit they didn't kill you. They been hiding under the cave ground and copying the humans digging you're able to find a massive food source for you and the other goblins.
The night is spent holling and hooting as a feast is had. The shrooms will last a long time.

>Stats:
All Naked

>Resources
1 week of digged up shrooms (Food)
Sticks and rocks anything that can be scavenged.
Small Campfire

>tools/weapons
None

>People
1 Goblin *leader*
>4 destitute goblins (4M) (0W)

What do you do this day?
>Fishing
>Steal some human food
>Steal some human animals
>Get the others to help with (what?)
>Search for food in the forest
>Give goblin job (Who/what?)
>Jack off with the boys
>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)
>Write-in

>>4263201
> Make sharp sticks/spears
> Have all gobbos copy and make sharp sticks too

We gotta get our bois equipped.

>>4263201
>Make sharp sticks/spears
We gotta get the bois weapons

>>4263201
>Go find sticks in the forest wth theo ther Gobbos, then make them pointy to craft rudimentary spears.

>>4263234
>>4263241
>>4263243
Excited and satisfied with the food they have in their stomachs the goblins decide to begin the real work of recreating a real goblin tribe.

Gobson gather sticks from the ground, and starts sharpening them with a sharp rock. The others look at the work being done and soon join in getting their own sticks and getting their own rocks to sharpen the sticks.

>give me 2d100s Bo3 one for sticks and one for the goblins learning/copying make sticks

Rolled 83, 48 = 131 (2d100)

>>4263279

Rolled 80, 6 = 86 (2d100)

>>4263279

Rolled 57, 73 = 130 (2d100)

>>4263279

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>>4263294
>>4263296
>>4263335
>83, 73

With the sticks gathered and the rocks gotten. Gobson began work on making his wooden spear from a branch. He whittled down the end of the branch into a sharp point, removing any numbs and any additional branches sticking out of the branch.

Before long a spear is made the other goblins follow in Gobson's example and by night fall, their is 21 wooden spears. The tips are hardern by the fire and weapons are now in the hands of the goblin tribe. They can also work as a cude throwing weapon. With enough spears to last for a lifetime, the goblins eat the shrooms and resume their daily tasks. With Gobson thinking up something up and the rest with no tasks given to them, are jacking off around the fire.

>Resources
6.5 days of digged up shrooms (Food)
Sticks and rocks anything that can be scavenged.
Small Campfire

>tools/weapons
16 Wooden Spear unused, 5 wooden spears (equipped)

>People
1 Goblin *leader*
>4 male adult destitute goblins (4M) (0W)

What do you do this night?
>Steal some human food
>Steal some human animals
>Get the others to help with (what?)
>Search for food in the forest
>Give goblin jobs (Who/what?)
>Jack off with the boys
>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)
>Write-in

>>4263411
> Start slapping jacking Goblins. That's for breeding! Save it for the wamen!
> Talk to them and see if any of them are... "smart". You need someone to handle smaller stuff now that you's a tribe

>>4263411

>Steal some human animals

Good practice. Next time we take f-female. And dont fuck them too much before eating.

>>4263459
shouldn't we scout first?
or maybe dig a second hidden entrance to our cave as a escape route?

>>4263411
Pitching idea.

Have Gobson cause a scene attempting to steal a goat while you kidnap a Child.
>ransom?

>>4263527

that will get us exterminated uberquickly

>>4263493

yeah we scout for human females, and try out our scouting prowess with stealing a goat or something.

>>4263411
>>Steal some human animals

>>Scout that shit out before doing stuff. We're still weak.

>>4263411
>Steal some human animals
We need clothes.

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>>4263416
Prep talk and find a second in command

>>4263493
>>4263533
Scouting

>>4263459
>>4263701
>>4263765
>Steal some human animals

>>4263527
>Steal human and animal

Seems like the goblins will be doing their first raid.
>Roll me 2d100s Bo3 one finding the animals and the other for getting out with that shit

Rolled 73, 37 = 110 (2d100)

>>4263930

Rolled 68, 36 = 104 (2d100)

>>4263930

Rolled 22, 79 = 101 (2d100)

>>4263930

Rolled 51, 48 = 99 (2d100)

>>4263930

Rolled 33, 50 = 83 (2d100)

>>4263930

Rolled 29, 98 = 127 (2d100)

>>4263930

>>4263935
>>4263980
>>4264073
>>4264078
>>4264172
>73, 79

Gobson stands up and wonder over to the fire, placing his left hand on Prot and his right on Stone was enough for the others to stop and watches with intent.

Gobson: "Humies have FOOD!"

With those words, the goblins attention were squarely on Gobson. They take up their spears and head out on the hunt for the good of the tribe. With Gobson leading the way the human village is in sight over the tree covered hill was the village off in the distance, nearly was a human farmhouse with a barn and chicken coop, all surrounded by a wooden fence.

The goblins sneak around the wooden fence easily going pass it and made their way to the barn filled with animals. The house had no lights emitting from it, meaning the humies are sleeping.
Once inside the goblins get to work finding a mule and some goats. Once inside the animals started going crazy, maybe from the smell of goblin, or how the others were looking at the females. One goblin is over excited and jumps on a goat and begins to fuck it wildly. The others holler and shout as they watch this unfold.

Gobson is able to keep them under control and slap the goblin off the goat to get to work getting them tied with some rope and soon were able to tie two goats up before sounds from the house alarmed them to get out quick.

With speed and a fence knocked out for good measure was enough to let the group of goblins escape with two goats. Once close to the cave they holler and hoot from the victory against the humans, with no deaths or injury.

Back in the cave the goblins, get to work on breeding with the female goats. Before long night came and went the goblins in high spirits after some raping was done. They are faced with a new problem the goats don't stop bleating and their udders are getting swollen by the looks of it. The boys having gotten real females stop jacking off around the fire and settled having some fun with the goats.

>Resources
6 days of digged up shrooms (Food)
10 feet of rope
trees
Sticks and rocks anything that can be scavenged.
Small Campfire

>tools/weapons
16 Wooden Spear unused, 5 wooden spears (equipped)

>People
1 Goblin *leader*
4 adult destitute goblins (4M) (0W)

>Animals
2 female goats

>Day 5
What do you do this Day?
>Steal some human food/animals
>Get the others to help with (what?)
>Search for food in the forest
>Give goblin jobs (Who/what?)
>Jack off with the boys
>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)
>Write-in

>>4264176
>One goblin is over excited and jumps on a goat and begins to fuck it wildly. The others holler and shout as they watch this unfold.

kekh hehe

>>4264176

allright. suck them goat tiddies for mjolk and

>Jack off with the boys

maybe other gobs know where other gobs may be? everyone knows gobs talk most free when pulling their green weiners togheter.

>>4264176
Suck on them goat udders.

>>4264176
> Start banging stones together to sharpen then. Wood breaks too much! Stone hard!
> Save your seed for humie woman.

>>4264206
Supporting

>>4264206
Supporting

>>4264184
>Jack off with the boys

>>4264189
>Suck on them goat udders.

>>4264206
>>4264211
>>4264254
> Start banging stones together to sharpen then. Wood breaks too much! Stone hard!
> Save your seed for humie woman.

Calling and writing just need
>2d100s Bo3 one for getting sharp stones, and another for convincing others to stop Jacking off.

Rolled 61, 38 = 99 (2d100)

>>4264257

Rolled 95, 88 = 183 (2d100)

>>4264257

Rolled 8, 11 = 19 (2d100)

>>4264257

>>4264266
Damn. Those are some nice rolls

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>>4264266
>95, 88
Goblin can point good good with sharp sticks. But wood breaks easy, rock hard, rock sharp, rock crush.
Gobson takes some rope from one of the tied goats, and after making rocks sharp on stones he tied it together with the spears. Soon enough 5 wooden spears turn into stone spears. They can take more hits, and become blunt slower.

Onto the problem of the other goblins wasting their precious seed on female animals. Gobson goes about it using his big brain to think of something.
Gobson: "STOP raping dicks on goats."

The goblins stop and look at Gobson like he telling them to stop being goblins. They move away from the spent goats which just bleats weakly as they just got the first break they had since last night.

Gobson: "Rape dick for wamen. Not goat."

With the word of Wamen they hoot and holler, you take this time to gear up each goblin with a stone stick each. They hoot and raise their sticks in air ready to take back what should belong to goblin kind, Wamen.

Without Wamen the goblins can't get more goblins. Listening to Gobson logic has a effect on the others goblins. They see the spark of life in your eyes. the spark of a true goblin. They are ready to follow your commands, and since you stopped the raping of the goats. Bits had started sucking on the goats tiddies and that's how it was discovered milk comes from the goats tiddies.

Bits "MILKERS"

The other goblins followed Bits example and before long, they sucked the goat's uddies dry. They must have sucked enough they are filled to the brim with milk.

>Unlocked Milking
Each goat has enough milk to feed a goblin

>Resources
6 days of digged up shrooms (Food)
5 feet of rope
Trees
Sticks and rocks anything that can be scavenged.
Small Campfire

>tools/weapons
5 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)
16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)

>People
1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A)
4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A)

>Animals
2 Loose female goats (Uncaged need two goblins to be watched)

>Day 5 Night
What do you do this Night?
>Steal some human food/animals
>Get the others to help with (what?)
>Search for food in the forest
>Give goblin jobs (Who/what?)
>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)
>Write-in

Should we try to kidnap a wamen, or do something else?

>>4264470
>Search for food in the forest
>Bring two goblins with us
Maybe we can find something we can turn into armor/clothes? I think we're still naked.

>>4264470
Craft reins with the rope for one of the goats.

>>4264532
Supporting this too.

>>4264532
+1

>>4264493
We're rape goblins, why the fuck do we need clothes?

>>4264568
So we don't freeze.

>>4264585
fair point

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4264493
>Search for food in the forest
>Bring two goblins with us
>Clothes

>>4264532
>>4264542
>>4264566
Craft reins with the rope for one of the goats.

Voting Closed writing
>Roll me 1d100 Bo3

>>4264815
Trip dropped

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4264815

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4264815

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4264815

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4264815

>>4264823
>>4264825
>>4264837
>>4264839
>88

Gobson sees to it that the ropes used on the goats are turned into reins. Untieing the rope around the goat neck, he cuts it into pieces and after tieing them to a stick for the animal to bite down on. Gobson made reins for the goats, they would be useful if the goats were trained to be ridden on, and they were given enough rest. But for now since they don't have a cage or a pen sucking on them tiddies is enough to keep them in check.

The goblins are in awe of what you have done and make use of the reins so the goats don't bite off their goblin's dicks. You command them to stop which they do, and get ready to sleep until the next day.

Without your watchful eye the goblins rape the goats, but when you are awake they follow your commands.
Sleep is short as Bits the goblin starts screaming. Waking up you notice it's barly dawn, too early for goblin kind.

Bits: "HUMIES! HUMIES!"

Bits words were enough to wake you up from your dream of raping (white) wamen as you gather up your stone spear and the order the others to do the same. The goats themselves are able to be moved as they were lightly raped and have reins.

>tools/weapons
5 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)
16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)

>People
1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A)
4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A)

>Animals
2 Loose female goats

>Day 6 Early Day
What do?
>RUSH
>PANIC!
>FLEE!
>Write-in

>>4264911
>FLEE!
Do we know how many ?

>>4264911
>>FLEE!

>>4264911
>>FLEE!

>>4264911
>Tell the others to start throwing the wooden spears at the humies as they approach
>When they start getting close attack with the stone-tipped spears
But if they're already on us then we should just run.

>>4264911
>FLEE!

>>4264982
>>4264984
>>4264986
>>4265033
>FLEE!

>>4264996
>Tell the others to start throwing the wooden spears at the humies as they approach
>When they start getting close attack with the stone-tipped spears

When push comes to shove it's time for the goblins to get out of here.

>Roll me 5x 1d20s. One d20 for every goblin.

>>4264982
>Do we know how many ?
No, but you know more than one.

Rolled 16, 5, 4, 12, 3 = 40 (5d20)

>>4265041

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>4265041

>>4265046
>>4265047
Gobson: 16
Bits: 5
Stone: 5
Prot: 12
Urm: 3

Gobson brain does the big think and soon he's leading the other goblins to what has to be done.
Prot leads with one of the goats outside while you, Bits, and Stone gather as much wooden spears you could carry. The food is too big to carry so it needs to be left behind.

Gobson and the other goblins run out of the goblin into the forest and watch from a distance. Looking around Gobson notices that one of the goblins is gone, that damn Urm is back in the cave raping the goat. You see two Humies come from the direction of the village one older and one younger both carrying black colored axes in their hands. They seems to be following the ground right to the cave.

None of them seems like warriors, not wearing any armor just clothes. They recoil in disgust as they get close to the cave. Readying their axes as they go inside.

>tools/weapons
4 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)
16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)

>People
1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A)
3 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A)

>Animals
1 Loose female goats

What do?
>Save Urm
>Rape Urm, save ourselves
>Write in

>>4265133
> Have gobbos sneak with you while Humies ready to kill Urn. Then, STABBY THE HUMIES! Keep one alive for rapin' and interrigomation to find more humies

>>4265144
Support

>>4265144
+1
Ambush time

>>4265133

+Support
>>4265144

We can’t leave our goblin brother to die, even if he is a half-starved, goat fucking, cock for brains retard.

>>4265144
Support

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Rolled 4, 5 + 3 = 12 (2d20 + 3)

>>4265144
>>4265161
>>4265169
>>4265171
>>4265176
Gobson watched as the two human males entered the cave and knew that Urm was still raping the goat. It gave the perfect chance to sneak up to the humies from behind and rape them with the spears. Gobson rally the goblins speaking quick and low about what to do. They let go of any supplies and just grab their stone spear with a wooden spear in the other hand. The others joined in on the plan and they moved to the cave staying quiet they watch as the axe blade was coming down on Urm head as he was in pure bliss with the goat.

Moments before the axe meets his hair he push off from the goat. His cock still spilling out white goo as he dodged the axe completely. Landed on the ground the younger male turned and swung with uncertainly, Urm ducked under it with ease rolling and grabbing his spear from the floor. Thrusting upwards he aimed to stab the older male, but his spear was blocked to the side with the axe.

His face was filled without hope as the two large humies tower over him, seeing us was enough for him to ready his spear once more. With a goblin yell from Gobson the goblins rushed forward spears ready at the ready.

CCCCCCcccccombat!
Basically
>HP - How much wounds you can take before death
>Weapon - Amount of damage per hit
>Armor - Damage reduction

5 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)

Vs

2 Human Peasants (2W) (0A) (8HP)

Throw wooden spears
>Yes (Could hit Urm 1W each)
>No

Also aim at one target or split?
>One target (which?)
>Split (Which one get 3 goblins on him)

>Surprise round which mean the goblins roll attack and roll defense before normal combat starts. Each anon rolls for each goblin
>1d20s 1 die is attack, and since you don't be attacked this round no defense roll needed

Humies defense roll -3 for surprised Older/Younger
Urm isn't no pussy ass bitch goblin. He rolled a Crit.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>4265283
>Don't throw spears
>Split, two on the older three on the younger

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>4265283
>Don't throw spears
>Split, two on the older three on the younger

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>4265283
>Don't throw spears
>Split, two on the older three on the younger
Crit time

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>4265283
>Don't throw spears
>Split, two on the older three on the younger

Feel free to reroll again.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>4265347

>>4265291
>>4265322
>>4265324
>>4265331
>>4265352
Older guy Defense Unnat 1
Younger guy Defense 2
>15, 16, 12, 16 ,17 All hits

The goblins drop their wooden spears to the ground as they charge headfirst into the Humie duo. Gobson lands a stab, along with Bits on the older Humie as he is stock of more goblins popping out and surrounding them.

The younger human isn't faring better as three goblins are on him giving strikes all over his bodies as he tries to block and dodge without any effect.

5 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)
Vs
1 Human Peasant (2W) (0A) (6/8HP)
1 Human Peasant (2W) (0A) (5/8HP)

Seeing that the odds are against them the older man say something in humie tongue and start to run away. The fight in them are gone.
Goblins get +3 to attack since the Humies be running.

What do?
>Finish them
>Let them go
>Write-in

Rolled 15, 19 = 34 (2d20)

>>4265359
Humies be trying to dodge as they flee

>>4265359
> Chase down the Younger Humie!

I wanna capture one of em so we can figure out where their home is. Younger one is lower on health

>>4265364
> Let them go

Changing my vote since we can't hit them after those dodge rolls. Dammit.

Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>4265359
Chase them. Focus on older on. Throw wooden spears.

>>4265366
We need to kill them or they'll tell the whole village

>>4265359
>Let them go
We should use this chance to pack up and leave. The humies tracked us to the cave so they already know where we live.

>>4265370
Older has 6 HP. Even if we all hit him he'd live.

Besides, there's only five of us, we can relocate to a different position

>>4265373
+1
Let them go then get moving.

>>4265377
>Support

let’s jerk off one last time in the cave before we skidaddle

>>4265393
>>4265389
>>4265377
>>4265373
>>4265370
>>4265366
The humies were fast, that chasing them wasn't worth it. But where their is humies more will come. Gobson called the goblins off, and gather them around the fire.

Gobson: "Humies gone. Humie come back MORE."

The others nod in agreement, they'll gather up more men from the village and come back to the cave and slain every goblin they can find. So the goblins do what has to be done, they pick up the wooden spears, get the goat and each goblin carries with him some shrooms. Eating as much as they can first before heading out to where the other goat is waiting for them.

At the outside of the cave they need to make a choice as their cave can't be their home anymore. They have to find a new home, some back where the humies don't come a place where goblins can rape freely.

Outside you can see mountains off in the distance behind the forest where you came from. In the direction of the human village is more forests and valleys.

>Resources
4 days of digged up shrooms (Food)

>tools/weapons
4 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)
16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)

>People
1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP)
4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)
GAINED EXP 1/5 EXP from battle

>Animals
2 Loose female goats with reins (Uncaged need two goblins to be watched)

Where do you walk?
>Downstream river to the unknown
>Upstream river to the mountains
>Through the forest back home?
>Past the human village into the valleys
>Write-in

>>4265412
>Downstream river to the unknown

>>4265423
Following the river may be risky, we will definitely see human structures at some point.
The positive is that we will definitely find some human structures and there's a chance they are abandoned.

>>4265412
>Upstream river to the mountains
Mountains mean caves.

Qm, if we want to build traps for the humies.
Do I need to bring some trap designs or do roll for brain use?

>>4265445
Support

Mountains means ores, and a chance to make our Gobbos tougher

>>4265444

support. perhaps a young maiden washing her clothes.

>>4265498
It looks like we're in Goblin Slayer, setting wise. That said, we're pretty well off as far as goblins go. Fast to reach maturity, and we should be able to switch to something like Hobgoblin or Champion soonish if we don't die.

Also, we can breed any female... which kinda implies our Goat might be pregnant.

>>4265499
oh god , please no.
not the goat

>>4265499

Utter abomination

>>4265499
So you're saying we might get goat-goblins? Nice.

>>4265499
Are we Arabs?

>>4265556
no we are goblins dumbass

>>4265560
Its a goat fucker joke you dumberass

>>4265564
I know dumbass

>>4265567
you have to forgive him, we are goblins after all

>>4265412
>>Upstream river to the mountains

>>4265568
By the green moon we shall rape the infidels.

>>4265499
Supporting goats being pregnant.
We are a parasitic species afterall.

>>4265412
>Downstream river to the unknown
Dwarves probably killed our previous tribe so I want to be as far as possible from those mountains

>>4265657
>We are a parasitic species afterall.
we have established that there's goblin woman
and that humans can birth to goblins because humanoids.

>>4265412
>Upstream river to the mountains

>>4265657
>>4265673
Could be a phantom pregnancy

>>4265702
the ghosts are fucking our goats? those assholes, the only ones allowed to fuck our goats are us

>>4265412
>Upstream river to the mountains
I forgot to vote earlier

>>4265721
Ghosts cannot be raped so they will be eaten.
That is how the goblin do.

I hope we get far enough, that the we one day siege a dwarf fort.

>>4265686
Changing my vote to
>Downstream river to the unknown

>>4265721
>>4265651
>>4265445
>>4265491
>Upstream river to the mountains

>>4265664
>>4265423
>>4265686
>Downstream river to the unknown

>Upstream river to the mountains
With everything loaded up and ready to go, the goblins follow Gobson lead. Marching behind him as he headed to the river filled with fishes. The trip was uneventful no humies coming to chase you down, the forest wasn't filled with any screaming, yelling. A rather uneventful trip to the river was just what the goblins needed after that close encounter with death.

Gobson looks at the water and how it flows, it goes downhill deeper in the forest leading somewhere that has yet to be known. Looking at where the water comes from it seems to lead from the mountains. Mountains mean caves, and caves mean more goblins. You gather up the goblins and started the hike upwards into the mountains.

Nights were spent walking, days were spent hiding and sucking on the goats tiddies for the milk. Under Gobson watchful eye, the goblins dare not rape the goats as he watches them. The village days away, you see smoke coming from where your cave used to be. It sadden his heart. But also fill him with cunning that he outsmarted the humies.

With no more shrooms left the goblins see two goats near a bridge that spans over a stream. From this distance you can't tell if the goats are male or rape.

Made a https://pastebin.com/WpcaY91n so later down the road we have more stuff.

>Resources
No Food

>tools/weapons
4 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)
16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)

>People
1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP)
4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)

>Animals
2 Loose female goats with reins (Uncaged need two goblins to be watched)
Gives food for 2 goblins each day.

What do?
>Go around the bridge
>Go over the bridge and take goats
>RAPE GOATS on bridge
>Write-in

>>4265450
>Do I need to bring some trap designs or do roll for brain use?
You could designs traps if they are simple enough, but by default goblins know simple trips like holes, and rocks falling

>>4265829
>Write-in
Look under the bridge for trolls or humies, but stealthy. This seems like a trap.

>>4265829
>Go around the bridge

>>4265837
+1 we are a clever goblin

>>4265837
>>4265839
>>4265849
Gobson isn't a dumb goblin. He be a big big clever big brain one. He tells the others to keep hiding as he makes his way closer to the bridge to see what's under it. Once close enough he could see the two goats on the crudely made bridge were indeed males. With one being bigger than the other. Looking down under the grounds was two bodies, one of a troll and one of a goat the goat down their was bigger than the other two.

They seemed to have meet with death after falling off the bridge and breaking their skulls on the rocks below. Now armed with his knowledge he returned back to the others goblins and retold what was on the bridge.

What do?
>Go around the bridge
>Go over the bridge and try to take goats
>Kill goats on bridge
>Free food under the bridge
>RAPE GOATS on bridge
>Write-in

>>4265863
>Go over the bridge and try to take goats

>>4265863
>>Go over the bridge and try to take goats

>>4265867
>>4265868
Wtf do you think guys, happens if you go over the bridge? Two trolls have already fallen to their death like, seriously you are even more stupid than goats.
>>4265863
>Try to lure the goats from the bridge and then go around the bridge.

>>4265872
you do realize that that one of them was a fucking TROLL and the goat was BIGGER than our goats

>>4265876
So what do you think happens when 5 goblins and 4 goats try to go over a CRUDELY made bridge?

>>4265878
what if we go one per one

>>4265881
Hmm, that could work, but it still could break in/a goblin could not controll him and start to rape one of the new goats leading to him fallling to his death.
Anyway I am gonna change my vote. Let the goblins first feast under the bridge and see what happens.
>>4265863
>>4265872

>grab a rock before you do anything
We can smash the goat if it rams us

>>4265881
>>4265882
>>4265883
Guys we have wooden spears to throw.

>>4265863
>Throw wooden spears at the goats

>>4265872
Support.

Don't fuck with troll sized goats

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>>4265886

So it rams us, we fall to death, where do you involve the stone?
>>4265886

>Guys we have wooden spears to throw.
>Throw wooden spears at the goats

Why?

>>4265892
More food and we don't break the bridge

>>4265898
Couldn't we then insteadly first eat the troll and goat under the bridge?

>>4265899
Alright

>>4265872
Supporting but why lure goats away to just go around the bridge? We should lure them away to cross bridge

>>4265908
>Supporting but why lure goats away to just go around the bridge? We should lure them away to cross bridge

Why take the risk, if we just could around?

>>4265863
>Throw wooden spears at the goats

>>4265863
>>Free food under the bridge

>>4265867
>>4265868
>Go over the bridge and try to take goats

>>4265938
>Free food under the bridge

>>4265872
>>4265889
>>4265908
>Try to lure the goats from the bridge and then go around the bridge.

>>4265883
>grab a rock before you do anything

>>4265934
>Throw wooden spears at the goats

Alright, guess the goblins going to try to lure the goats from the bridge and then go around the bridge Writing. I will also need a d4.

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>4265943

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>4265943

gimme something good Gobson

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Gobson be thinking hard. Goats can kill a goblin, and no goblin wants to be killed by goat. He comes up with a plan to get rid of goats. Males goats like female goats, so they will follow scent of female goat. Taking some juices from the goats was a easy matter, and putting that scent on a rock and throwing it off in the distance was easier.

Before long the male goats on the bridge leave and jump down to where the two dead bodies are at. With that taken care of Gobson lead the goblins to the mountains by the time day is breaking, passing over a hill is a mountain valley which is empty of humans but not of mountain goats. These goats are bigger than our goats, having horns, and have woolly white coats. The goblins notice as they made their way higher in the mountains it's getting closer that they hug the goats for warmth.

The goblins are out in the open and out of food for the notice they only had a half ration of goat's man each save for Prot who didn't get any milk as he is the smallest. In the valley itself their is only patches of grass, some bushes that could have berries, some hawks, and higher still white snow on the mountain peaks.

>Resources
No stockpile Food
Mountain Goats, Berries, Hawks
Stream of water

>tools/weapons
4 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)
16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)

>People
1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP)
4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)
>Animals
2 Loose female goats with reins (Uncaged need two goblins to be watched)
Gives food for 2 goblins each day or half food for 4 goblins.

Week 2
What do?
>Find caves
>Build shelther?
>Keep walking up mountain
>Go down the other side of mountain (Far)
>Kill the goats
>Write in

>>4265982

>Find caves

find a proper one, this valley is filled with potential food. and watch out for small humies with big beards!

>>4265982
>>Find caves

>>4265982
>Find caves

>>4265982
>>Find caves

>>4265982
There could be animals living inside the caves, but I dont think we are that great of builders and the upper part of the mountains could be worse
>Find caves

>>4265982
>Find cave
We not dumb gobbos. Scout those caves before entering

>>4265985
>>4265986
>>4265989
>>4265993
>>4265995
>>4265999
>Find cave

Time for our goblin friends to find a cave to sleep in.
>Roll me 1d100 Bo3. The higher the better cave you find.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4266032
I hope the Goblin gods bless us. (Do we have gods?)

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4266032

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4266032

>>4266039
>>4266041
>>4266044
you all found some shit caves

>>4266057
It is the fault of the Goblin gods.

>>4266061
then we shall rape them

have to say the dice on this board are absolutely filthy. perhaps the jannies should clean the dice machine again

we found a large hole in the ground

>>4266039
>>4266041
>>4266044
>35 Caving time

Gobson send the goblins out to find caves and to report back to him as he kept a look out for any creatures that wish to destroy goblin kind which are numberous. He stayed with the goats until one by one the goblins came back with the news

Bits was the first back reporting that he find a small cave, and by how he describe the "cave". It's more of just a hole in the wall rather than a cave fit for a goblin. Bits tells that the hole is big enough for 2 goblins high and 5 goblins across, and 2 goblins deep. A tight fit for sure, could fit the lot of you but too small if their are more goblins or supplies.

Stone came back after walking around looking at the grass and at the sky, that he never found a cave as he forgot.

Prot tells of creatures in a cave. He got closes to a cave and can see marking on the walls, drawings of dragons. His slight seeing was cut short when a pack of scaled creatures spook him off as he welding spears, leather armor and small shields. They shouted at him, in a unknown language as they ran him out.

Urm came back last with a smug smile on his face. Looking down on Prot the only goblins smaller than him.

Urm: "BIG CAVE. URM FOUND! CAVE HIDDEN"

He tells of a cave that he found after going through a passage in the rock wall, it's big nice and hidden from the elements. He couldn't even tell how deep it goes as he listen to Gobson big words of just scouting the cave. He was smug that he found a cave worthy of living in and the others didn't

The goblins themselves are getting uneasy being out in the sun without a nest to call a home.

What do? Nest in what cave?
>Hole in the wall (Bits)
>Try to talk with scaled creatures cave? (Prot)
>BIG CAVE (Urm)
>Keep searching, will have to travel for day or more. (Further up mountain, Other side of mountain)
>Write-In

>>4266117
In my opinion , anything BUT the scale creatures.
They are definitely kobolds and they will not share.
We will fall in some trap if we enter

>>4266117
>BIG CAVE (Urm)

>>4266117
>>Keep searching, will have to travel for day or more. (Further up mountain, Other side of mountain)
If this is a choice:
>other side of mountain

>>4266125
I think the opposite. We should go after the kobolds and spy on them, killing off whatever stragglers we can. They're the only race of people with equipment that can fit us and it'd be a good idea to steal that

>>4266117
>>BIG CAVE

>>4266117
>>Try to talk with scaled creatures cave? (Prot)

Big Cave is a trap. Mark my words.

>>4266143
Supporting this. I also think we should use the hole in the wall a temporary base. The big cave is too fishy.

>>4266117
>Hole in the wall (Bits)
I don't trust Big cave with our rolls

>>4266153
Good idea! Use the smaller base since nobody would expect anything to live in it, and then slowly wittle away at the kobolds, using them as a food source. It'd be 5v1 every time and they're just as shitty as we are!

>>4266143
Kobolds can be in dens from 20 to 100...
And they are very competent at setting traps...
we are 5 goblins with stone spears.
Wait till we have at least some metal weapons

>>4266154
+1

>>4266125
>Keep searching

>>4266132
>>4266145
BIG CAVE (Urm)

>>4266165
>>4266154
>>4266153
>>4266158
>Hole in the wall (Bits)

>>4266151
>Try to talk with scaled creatures cave? (Prot)

Looks like our Goblins are going to live a hole in the wall. Calling and writing

>>4266176
being realistic that huge cave can house anything ,and that is scary.
Imagine looking up and seeing giant spider.
or walking for a bit before you hear a ciclops snoring

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The goblins waited for Gobson words, with his words they will soon find out where they will live. Urm was acting all smug until the choice was made by Gobson that the goblins are going to live in the cave Bits found.

The goblins were neither pleased or angry at the choice seeing that any hole in the wall is better than being out in the open expoused to the sun. Urm on the otherhand took this as a inslut to his caving finding skills. He shallows our choice like a cold shot of goblin goo with distaste. He kept his mouth shut as Bits leads the way to the new nest for the goblins.

After some walking it was evening and the cave was big enough to fit the goblins and the goats in the back. The goats themselves unable to get out without passing through the goblins in the cave. No fire was made as it wouldn't fit, but being so close together was enough for the naked goblins to be warm enough.

With the sun making it's way done, their is still much to be done before a cave can become a nest.

Week 2 Night Time
>Resources
No Food
Rocks, Sticks
Some Trees

>Tools/weapons
4 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)
16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)

>People
1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP)
4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)
>Animals
2 Loose female goats with reins (Uncaged need two goblins to be watched)
Gives food for 2 goblins each day or half food for 4 goblins.

What do? (Limit 2 action) (You could say 1 goblin make tools, and the 4 others jack off around the fire)
>(Food) Gather some berries
>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)
>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures
>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)
>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)
>Write-in

Pic is the valley, with the steam.

>>4266225
>Two goblins gather some berries
>Gobson spies on scaled creatures

>>4266225
>Give goblins jobs
3 goblins gather berries
Gobson and other make a pen for goats

>>4266225
>>(Food) Gather some berries
Make a lean-to on our cave for more room.

>>4266254
+1

>>4266264
+1

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>4266254
>>4266272
>Two goblins gather some berries
>Gobson spies on scaled creatures

>>4266264
>>4266273
>Give goblins jobs
3 goblins gather berries
Gobson and other make a pen for goats

>>4266264
>>(Food) Gather some berries
Make a lean-to on our cave for more room.

Goblins are gathering berries. Are they going to spy on the scaly creatures or make a pen for the goats. Tie breaker
1: Spying
2: Pen for goats

Time for the goats to have a pen.

>Roll me 1d100 Bo3

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4266330

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4266330

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4266330

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>>4266338
>>4266339
>>4266346
>91

Gobson sends out Urm and Stone to go outside and hurt for some berries. They follow your command and go out ready to shake up some berries from the bushes. While you and the others figure out the problem of keeping the goats from running away. It'll free up two goblins from watching them or rapping them until they stop moving.

Gobson comes up with a plan using the extra wooden spears. He uses a sharp rock and began cutting notches into the wood so that it fit together and before long the wood fence is made. Since the cave is too small the pen was built outside, the goats are eating the grasses outside and not broking through the pen so it's a wild success.

Before long the other goblins come back, but without any berries. When you demand to know what happened to them, they spoke you they ate them because they were hungry. Also that it's cold at night and they can't carry berries back to feed the whole "Tribe". Rest of the night is spent sleeping as it grew too cold do anything else outside, when it was mid day it was time to get some work done.

>Used 16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)

Week 2 Day Time
>Resources
No Food
Shoddy Pen

Rocks, Sticks
Some Trees

>Tools/weapons
5 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)


>People (Hungry)
1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP)
4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)

>Animals
2 Loose female goats with reins
Gives food for 2 goblins each day or half food for 4 goblins.

What do? (Limit 2 action) (You could say 1 goblin make tools, and the 4 others jack off around the fire)
>(Food) Gather some berries
>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)
>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures
>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)
>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)
>Write-in

>>4266406
>Write-in
Spy on the scaled creatures and wait till one of them is alone so that we can kill them for food and equipment

>>4266418
Supporting.

>>4266406
WE NEED FOOD
All goblins
>Kill mountain goat
Then we smoke meat

>>4266406
Make a fire pit outside of the cave.
Hunt a mountain goat with Gobson, Bits, and Urm.

>>4266482
+1

>>4266482
I'll change my vote to this.

>>4266502
comrade, why ;-;

>>4266418
>Write-in that noone supported

>>4266479
Kill Goat eat meat

>>4266482
>>4266499
>>4266502
Make a fire pit outside of the cave.
Hunt a mountain goat with Gobson, Bits, and Urm.

>Roll me 1d100 Bo3

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4266515

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4266505
We're hungry, and a goat is probably easier to take down.

>>4266515

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4266515

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4266520
fair enough, but the goats scare me due to the whole bridge troll thing

>>4266515

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Rolled 5 (1d20)

GOBLIN STOMACHS ARE GROWLING. That means goblins need food, and food fast. The goblins had already sucked the goats dry of milk but that's not enough for all of them. They need more food. And food they will get, from the goats that roam the valley below. The goblins just need to sneak and just stab it until it's kill.

Gobson tells Stone and Prot to get the fire ready as you'll be bringing goat meat on the table. You and the boys lift up your spears in the air and set out ready to deal with the wooly breasts that thought they'll have a peacefull life in your goblin. THE GOBLINS RULE THIS VALLEY.

Time was spent stalking a mountain goat, one that is apart from the group eating by it's lonesome. It was just eating grass, that's when the goblins attacked Gobson sounded the charge and the goblins holler and hoot to the goat. Surprised at the attack it befall it.

>cccccCombat!
Goat gets -3 to the first round and can't attack. Next round is back to normal
>2 rolls first serve one for defense one for attack

3 Adult desitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5/5hp)

VS

1 pissed mountain goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (6/6hp)

Roll me 1d20s

Rolled 1 (1d20)

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btw, QM, you're doing a very good job with the drawings. They really make this quest feel a lot more fun and lively