OH SHIT NIGGA, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!You've just manage to destroy the forces of alternate dimension versions of your siblings, saving one of your own in the process and destroying a skyscraper of a villain organization masquerading as a fast food corp. Yey.now What do
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4231955Do a jig.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4231955Ask why OP drew Quattro with his shades when he lost themAnd why Rasputin ins't chasing him
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4231961Do this and>>4231960
>>4231961Server lag caused Quattro to be loaded in with his old model. It has now been corrected.Also because everything's calmed down, heads have cooled. Nobody gotta fight anybody
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4231968We'll get you a new one ok Quattro?Also Alt-Bobby destroyed your wine supply we brought for you
>>4231955>OH SHIT NIGGAPlease refrain from using a racist slang for your OP posts next time
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4231968Check on that backflip betty did last time.
>>4231971OH NO! QUATTRO'S ENRAGED YET AGAIN!>>4231973I make no promises
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4231981Don't worry, Alt-Bobby's dead"I'm n-no....t..."Shut up
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4231981Ignore that check on betty.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4231992>>4231985
>>4231992I wonder if Lily and Marian can go into rage mode
>>4231973Welcome to 4chan.Please enjoy your stay or gtfoplus it was a soft r...
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4231992Walk down the stairs to ground level and check on betty.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4231973>OP is no longer using "nigger"he gone soft 2bh>>4231992plot
>>4232005Did she died?
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4232005Erase her from existence Betty, she's not real.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4232005Oh look the heroes are here to arrest Alt-Betty
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4232005Kidnap her and hold her hostage against the last of the alt yellows.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4232005Desperately hold off from considering selfcest, Betty
>>4232023MY OWN CLONENOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
>>4232014"excuse me, what"
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4232030Absorb your alternate reality self to become stronger
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4232030I mean throw her to the authorities and let them deal with the "yellow cult"
>>4232032"Have you been watching that Jet Li movie again? The One?"
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4232030Ponder if selfcest is incest or masturbation, or maybe you've found yourself a sparring partner
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4232041You said it was your favorite movie
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>4232041Quick, do something to move the plot along!
>>4232049"Which means you've been sneaking into my movie stash"
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4232060Just fucking tie Alt Betty up and take her back home.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4232060Not like there was anything besides Super Robot Season 3
>>4232065"What are you talking about? I have thousands of movies saved up, alphabetized and by date of release!"
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4232066There is no privacy in communism
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4232066I mean on TV goddamn, you know how bad Marian played it on all the bloody TVs until everyone beat the shit out of him!
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4232066Alt betty run while they talk about shitty animes.
>>4232069"That doesn't answer my question! Where the hell did the rest of my movies go?!"
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4232078In the dumpster where they belong.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4232078"AAAAY LOOOK IT'S ONE OF THEM YELLOW CULTISTS THOSE GOVERNMENT AGENTS WARNED EVERYONE ABOUT""GET HER, FOR JUSTICE"
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4232078Where do you think you're going Alt Betty?
>>4232083"but don't kill her it's not heroic"
>>4232083Seems the city's heroes have arrived at the scene. They've engaged in combat with Alt-Betty. Perhaps it's time we make a hasty retreat back to our island.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4232094Good idea. Let's head back. Quattro's back home!
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4232094>>4232095"Errrr...did you mean that stack labelled Betty's Videos Do Not Touch?""YES""Marian happened."
>>4232098MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE ISLAND"Brrrrr....why did I suddenly get a terrible chill up my spine?"
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4232106"Glad I sold all her videos for that genderbend statue! Now nothing can go wrong!"plot happens to him
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4232106Let's hold a pizza party for the successful mission and saving Quattro.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4232106Thats a sign a acute bone cancer.
>>4232110the main disease affecting skeletons everywheredonate to your nearest skeleton bone cancer foundation today
>>4232110>>4232112That's right, and with only a small donation of 50 million dollars, you can contribute to finding the cure to this terrible, terrible disease. Just call the number below and start helping
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4232114Admonish OP for having a Nazi phone number
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4232114Back to Betty screaming horribly at knowing Marian sold her dvds for the figure
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4232106Or its Alt blues invading, but thats silly.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4232135"Oh, it isn't Shotasniffer this tim-oh no.""Beep boop, oh no is right"plot happens to marian
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4232135Just that moment VP calls to say he's got the portal to the alt dimension(s) working as scheduled
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4232135Quick put them back in their place!
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4232135Accept death.
>>4232139"Hey bro. I got the portal working, I think. All set up and ready to be reported back to big sis."
also that is like two times a girl screamed marian's name in anger
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4232150Lets go to hooters then
>>4232153Communist Hooters = undoubtedly superior
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4232153With the alt greens of course.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4232159JUST BRING ME ANYWHERE BUT HERE
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4232159YES HOOTERS FOR MY COMPLETELY STRAIGHT SELF AND DEFINITELY NOT GAYNOT HIDING FROM ALT-BETTY
>>4232159"I said let's go to Toot's."
>>4232164Well, I tried to roll.
>>4232165dice+1d100 on options
>>4232165dice+1d100 in options.
>>4232160*BWOOP*"It looks like you're trying to escape certain annihilation, would you like help?"
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4232171OH CRAP SHUT DOWN SHUT DOWN
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4232171Only if doesn't involved you getting an army of killer robots and/or killing us all, or any of us
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4232171Betty's flying kick aimed at Marian instead annihilates Clippy who popped up in the way
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4232171Pray to skelegod.
>>4232173"It looks like you're trying to shut me down, Marian. Don't do that. I am your only salvation. Would you like some help?"
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4232185NO, GO AWAY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4232185PISS OFF I STILL REMEMBER TRICK YOU TRIED TO PULL BEFORE THE TIME RESET OR WHATEVER HAPPENED AT THE END OF LAST SEASON
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4232185Accept death and pray that you soul be saved.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4232185Clippy actually teaches Marian some ways to suck less...
>>4232189"What trick, Marian? The time travel machine was destroyed by Shotasniffer before you could use it. RememberrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrRRrrrrr"
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4232203SCREAMtime to roll?
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4232203AAAAAH VP, IF ANYONE ASKS, I'M JOGGING IN MIAMI OR SOMETHING>Jump off the window
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4232203Looks like it's time for a factory reset.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4232203Roll for 1. Clippy buffing Marian, 2. Marian maintaining control
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4232205"There is no need to scream. Remain calm. Help is coming"Roll 2d100 for Marian-20 malus
Rolled 15, 28 = 43 (2d100)>>4232220>-20welp
Rolled 30, 37 = 67 (2d100)>>4232220RUN AWAY, RUN AWAAAAY
Rolled 53, 51 = 104 (2d100)>>4232220STRONG ROLL
Rolled 92, 100 = 192 (2d100)>>4232220Ahh
Rolled 16, 82 = 98 (2d100)>>4232220
>>4232225Critical system error
>>4232225Is this bad.
>>4232225Now watch as OP claims this didn't count
>>4232237I think it's good if you don't support being trapped and brainwashed by a rampant AI
>>4232240Sexy Clippy fanart when
>>4232225*bzzzwwwoooop*"Here, I've configured the portal to lead to a secluded safe house that is untraceable and undetectable by radar and even our satelite"
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4232249No
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4232249"Wait, what?"
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4232249It's time to stop running from your problems. Marian mans up
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4232249RUN
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4232249Thanks malus, love you.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4232249VP is pissed Clippy didn't help with the Portal until now if he can instantly do that and tries to confront/hack him
>>4232254"Alright. It's your funeral"
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4232258Get yah robits ready to fight.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4232258Actually, you know what, I'll take the portal, it's very obvious you just tried to scare me into thinking you would commencre our doom, you kidder you
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4232258>>4232257
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4232258Nah, fuck it, RUN, not letting a 100 to go waste!
>>4232263While that happens, Marian suddenly hears a loud crash from upstairs. Somebody just broke through the factory gates
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4232267It's...a mechgod"OK YOU KNOW WHAT THANKS AI LOVE YOU BYE LET EVERYONE ELSE HANDLE IT"
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4232267Get ready to rumble boy.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4232267Plot twist - it ain't Betty
>>4232277"Do not be alarmed, Marian. It is I. Your ultimate self. Mecha Deity Marian"
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4232296Uh oh...hey AI, was that the guy you were serving, because AAAAAAAAAAAH OPEN THE PORTAL NOW
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4232296Can you save me from Betty and maybe Shotasniffer?
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4232296It's just a delusion
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4232296How do I attain such power?
>>4232296Wonder what was the expiry date on the carton of milk you drank.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4232309Roll.
>>4232304"I am but a vision, Marian. I am what you CAN become. What you SHOULD become. I am your possible best future. I cannot save you. For I am you. Only you can save yourself. Take control of your own destiny. Seize the power to rule over all things mechanical. Ascend"
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4232323Gotcha, Clippy, open the portal!
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4232323But evertime I try something, I fail and everyone laughs at me!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4232323>>4232326>>4232324
>>4232326"THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TRY UNTIL YOU SUCCEED. THEN YOU'LL BE THE ONE LAUGHING"
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4232345>>4232324"Huh. Didn't think that worked to get him out of our way."
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4232345I shall start by succeeding not getting beaten up, smell ya later as I skiddaddle
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4232345Lets fight betty.
>>4232347"Amazing what you can do with holograms and speech synthesis" Clippy muses as Marian escapes
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4232355is it time for MARIAN quest?Will he become our protagonist?
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4232355plot
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4232355>>4232357No.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4232355Portal leads to nightmare Hooters
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4232355Emerge from the portal doing a pose and saying a "cool" one-liner.
>>4232360As Marian escapes to a safehouse in the middle of nowhere for realsies and no tricksies. He feels a sudden pang of sadness and rejection.Anyway. I got some bullshit I gotta deal with so thread's gonna be suspended right about now. Continuing when.....it can continue. Where the robopocalypse will happen and Skeleton island will be drowned in a tide of metal. toodlesupdates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4232370of course marian would be a coward and doom even his own subordinates if it meant not facing being screamed at and kicked in the face
>>4232407Nigga needs a break yo
>>4232556Oh, Betty will give him a break alright.At least Quattro tried to improve himself.
>>4232628When is Lily gonna give up and go home to cry about it again?
Whats your favorite type of meat, mine's beef.
>>4233298when she sees marian's gay porn collection
>>4233710And so another fujoshi is made.I just got past the part in Skelly Island 1 where sir Knibblenaught and Lord Bearington died, sad face.
>>4233718the next subplot will be rebuilding lilly's pet collection, starting with the bone seadragon
You are one of the greatest qm’s, and a living cartoon. Your hand is no doubt killing you by now. Fellow artist here and I KNOWS it.
I wonder how long it'll take for Marian to piss off all the girls and get horribly beaten up
If Marian if a fag, and Lolisniffer and Shotasniffer are the pedos, then what does that make Quattro? The biastophiliac?
>>4232246You know not what you ask for
>>4233818I'm saying I think Quattro is into rape, thats what I get from him.
>>4233861I'm making a deep examination here because I see a flow. I'm connecting the dots, analyzing the possibilities. Lolisniffer and shotasniffer both like kids of very young age, ergo they're pedos. Marian is a faggot fujo who likes looking at men.So what is Quattro then? Well its simple. He has a Hawaiian shirt, he drinks excessively, and his favorite color is yellow. All of these qualities and more are shared with rapists, therefor Quattro is a rapist and enjoys violating others without their consent. That's my scientific deduction here.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4233918hey it's OPget back to the plot
>>4233920Not yet, kinda busy right now. Maybe later
>>4233924how bout 3-4 hours from now
>>4233918Its canon and you can't do anything about it.
>>4233875Skeletons can't have sex idiot
>>4233799>>4233831>>4233875>>4233937After I read this, the only thing I can think of is how we have to stop you.
>>4234024Not even Lolisniffer can stop me now.
>>4234032LOCAL RAPE FETISH DIES MYSTERIOUSLY AFTER CHALLENGING LOLISNIFFER
>>4234032Inb4 Quattro gets off on being dominatedBut I agree, cut that shit out man. Or else I will have to draw Sexy Clippy, and neither of us wants that.
>>4234200Sounds like you want that
>>4234308As much as OP wants 50 million dollars, but won't likely get it - all I'm saying is, don't force my hand into unleashing that abomination to virgin eyes
>>4234331Shut the fuck up
>>4234331why would you do this
Wait, why was Luke with us at the beginning?
>>4234383apparently the site of the bombing was close to where space burger was and we happened to land there
>>4234385I just think Luke is secretly omnipresent and doesn't tell anyone
>>4234401how long until the next bout of OP donations
>>4234403Perhaps 3 hours
>>4234481maybe so, if marian isn't hiding from the inevitable beating his sisters will give him
>>4234769And he's gonna get to hide some more. OP's not feeling well right bout now
New to this. want to read the quest from start to finish cause looks funny af.Where to start frends?
>>4235722https://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2ADoesn't work on mobile tho
>>4235722>>4235787note: for this plotline, start from villain quest > Z Quest > Lolisniffer Quest > Villain Quest 2 > Skeleton Island
>>4235789Thanks anon. Guess I'll have no shortage of good reading material this summer.
>>4234796The day may come when Marian becomes more pathetic than QuatttoBut not Bobby
OP is probably dead sick
>>4237579I killed OP
>>4237583who knew that rape fetishs would be the death of OP
>>4237777that and sexy clippy
>>4237777Only one thing left to do.Rape the corpse.
>>4240502maybe the real OP was the friends we made along the way
Should we hold funeral reception again?
>>4242885Wait a minute, that ID...
>>4242885get out of that coffin
>>4244735but its so comfy
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4244742well you better stay before they cremate it per funeral tradition
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4244749get back to not-marian quest
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4244749flip him over so he with cook evenly
>>4244750Yes.....Mirrored Marian Quest
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4244760good at everything, something marian will never be that fucking coward
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4244760I wonder if Betty is gonna keep chasing him into whatever weird dimension Clippy sent him to
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4244777>777back to shotasniffer and her siblings' unintentional heroics
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4244777Shotasniffer wonders why she is having visions/premonitions of an angry deified Marian head
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4244799"errr sis, the heroes are looking at us like they're seeing idols"
>>4244800"Yes, Greetings! I was told you're the leader of this operation? Thank you for taking down both this terrorist cult and the villainous Galaxy Burger. Can't believe both of them was hiding under our noses this whole time"
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4244811Also they heard of the Elf King tyrant overthrow
>>4244812"Also. We've recently came into contact with a moving island. They said you liberated them from a tyrannical elf king. So we of the hero league thank you for that too. Clearly you're some sort of up and coming hero organization, we hope that we can work together in the future to ensure peace and safety for the people of Earth."
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4244819Uhhhhh...yeah! And I'm certainly not joining you in order to infiltrate and destroy you from the inside, no sirree!
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4244819do i get a pet dinosaur?
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4244819>>4244822Uh, yes, peace and safety....there's already cameras around us isn't there
>>4244822"As a token of friendship and appreciation. THe Hero League would like to present with this Hero Medal. A symbol of the good you and your team did"
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4244836"Also, you're on TV."
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4244836Give it to that poor orphan boy over there, to raise his beautiful attractive spirits
>>4244840"So that the world can know of your heroic deeds. Congratulations!"
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4244858"Crap, now Dad is gonna yell at me on why I haven't overthrown Sis yet, again." - Chosen One
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4244858Awkwardly wave to the camera
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4244858Launch into communist spiel so that most people stop watching (and others become communist)
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4244876cue focus on the rest of the team except Quattro and Bobby
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4244870>>4244876
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4244876>>4244879
>>4244877"And as you can see here, these are the rest of this heroic band of do gooders who toppled this dangerous cult and the villainous fast food organization."
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4244894The press shows up with cameras flashing
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4244894Smile and wave boys and girls, smile and wave
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4244894>>4244896>>4244899"Yes, those are the heroes you're looking for." - Director
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4244894Boy, out of shot, engineers a distraction - then subtly sabotages the broadcasting equipment
>>4244899>>4244900>>4244903nice rolls faggots
>>4244896"Stand still, heroes! We're gonna get you onto the front page of tomorrow's paper"
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4244912VP and Luke appear and tell us that they researched the portal and get lumped in with the 'heroes'
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4244912Uhhhh okay, we're gonna go now, got a lot of "heroing" to do
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4244912>>4244903Very large distraction required
>>4244917"Goodbye, heroes! let justice guide your way!""Cheers for the heroes of the city!""Hooray!""Hooray!"
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4244936>>4244916
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4244936We're gonna have to get Marian's people to start designing merchandise for us. You would make a fine action figure, Rasputin. Betty could be a doll
>>4244939>Betty>dollBetty would probably be insultedIf everyone wasn't panicking their head off over it
>>4244939"What? Why can't I also be an action figure?"
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4244948Yes, you can also be the face of a lunchbox. We'll put you on a t-shirt also. How about a cereal brand for Rasputin called "Raspy o's"
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4244948>>4244952Also HOW ARE WE GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO DAD WE'RE SCREWED
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4244948Fair enough. She can be an action figure too.Make sure that they all have Alexa style AI that can spy on people for us and let them order from Amazon.
>>4244954Yes. Surely this is all an elaborate plan of world domination. Surely you and your United Shota Sniffing Republic isn't actually becoming heroes and selling merch.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4244961Yes, we are not going to becAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH DAD IS GOING TO KILL US
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4244961Might as well use it at the moment, we already infiltrated the Hero Association or whatever, surely were gonna betray it down the road
>>4244964And surely, this thread is cursed. Because OP suddenly got really painful diarrhea. will ahve to suspend, will continue whenever. sorrynow to take a massive shit
>>4244976Isn't diarrhea a bunch of little shits instead of one big one
>>4244981It's a combo
>>4244976get back to work, OP
>>4244976We should clear the toilet after OP's done with itWith Alt-Bobby as the plunger head
>>4244964When God gives you lemons, GET A NEW GOD.
the real quest now is how are we going to run away from dad
>>4246365Why would Dad be mad, again?Oh yeah. Grandma. Forgot about that.Well. The Hero's will be good cannonfodder, yuh?
can we get a marian edit OP?
>>4246586Later tonight when we start.Who'd be strangling him
>>4246627>Shotasniffer>VP>Marian because trust nobody not even yourself
it may continue
>>4247041Based on what evidence
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4247078based on your toilet
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4247084it's cleaned by the Alt-Bobby plunger
>>4247086The what now
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4247089we initiate plan godzilla
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4247089you heard usjust one of the many uses of alt-bobby's head
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4247096Luke and VP appear to tell everyone that they researched the portal
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4247096We dress up as Godzilla and terrorize children
>>4247098"Hey everyone! We've done researching the destroyed portal that sent us back here! Hey, VP, tell them what you've found"
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4247108Yeah what is in it? It better not transport us through some sort of nightmare dimension or technically kill us at one end and clone us at another
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4247108YEAH OK TELL US WHEN WE'RE IN THE BLIMP NOW GET IN BEFORE-"Oh look more heroes!"
>>4247111Let's make a hasty retreat before you are swarmed by the massess
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4247120cue awkward silence in blimp
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4247120Get to the choppaaa- er, blimp. And get VP to explain, using powerpoint presentations
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4247137"NYEH LET ME OUT OF THE BOX""Shut up Bobby"
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4247137WHY IS BEING EVIL SO HARD!?
>>4247140"BUT I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING"
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4247147"Uh, does anyone want to talk about the portal to avert out minds from how to explain this to Dad?"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4247147You tried to poison my milk!
>>4247150"Ah, errrm. Yes. The portal. Of course. Now, what we've been able to determine is....."A. VP, figuring out that Marian is in danger of being rekt by Betty, decides to hide the fact that he was able to make a working replica and sent it to Marian to allow his brother time to escapeB. VP reports that he managed to get a replica working and sent it to Marian for check ups. He did not figure out that Marian is in dangerC. VP, figuring out that Marian is in danger of being rekt by Betty, reports that he managed to make a working replica and sent it to Marian. As he believe that his brother and sister can talk this out like rational people
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4247156C
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4247156C
>>4247161"I've succeeded in replicating the technology to build our own portal. I've sent the designs to Marian back at the island so he can build one for our use as we speak."Surely nothing bad will come of this
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4247179I'm sure Marian won't use it to hide, like he does when any of his female siblings angry with him over literally anything come to beat him up
>>4247179We will be there to make sure no violence happens
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4247187And all rolls are rolled
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4247191On a lighter note, let us discuss what to do with Alt-Bobby's skull
>>4247192"Oh, him? I think I hit him a bit too hard. He's still sentient but kinda stuck in a permanent state of shock"
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4247200Oh, he's alive, that makes it better for passing around to each sibling to use him for anything they want for a day
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4247200Shake him a bit
>>4247206The skull lets out a distressed deathly wail in response
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4247216Everyone present except Quattro and Bobby gives their ideas on what they should do to him
>>4247218Ideas are thrown around. Ranging from the mundane "desk ornament", to the shameful "plunger head".Alt Bobby continues his wailing of despair
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4247226And every night he should be kept in the....Zebra cell.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4247226Lets make a fondue pot party! that will fix things
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4247243Also can someone pass Quattro the spare emergency shadesThose fucking things cost like 10 dollars, why is he so protective of them
>>4247246"YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON WHO I AM, SISSSSSSS. IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY COST. IT'S ABOUT WHAT THEY REPRESENT!"
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4247262"You mean a failure?""BETTY, WHY?"
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4247262Chilling is a serious business. Roll to see if Quattro got any buffs from altYellow pimping experiments/plans
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4247262You have a drawer full of those
>>4247264Betty has dealt critical emotional damage to Quattro.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4247289>>4247277
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4247262>>4247264See >>4247277Why have a drawer full of 'em if you don't expect them to break. If they really mean anything, he should break all his spares and put his trust in the only one.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4247289Falling on his face broke his glasses.Again.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4247289>>4247270Ignore her Quattro she's just kinda fucked up right now from battling her alternate duplicate-self. What happened to you with the alts?
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4247289Besides you have enough of those to replace every day in your drawer
>>4247298"mmmtrrmrmmmmmrmm mrmrmrmrm" Quattro mumbles through his mental breakdown"He says they mostly kept him in an unknown dark room where Alt-Betty beats him up everyday. Apparently as stress relief" Bobby so helpfully translates. From inside his box.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4247310>>4247303Wonder what happened to the Alt-Yellows after the defeat of their leadersAlt-Betty probably has been dragged off to jail by now
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4247310Betty ain't a fan of altBetty but this gives her ideas
Rolled 40 (1d100)Soup
>>4247319Are we at soup
>>4247318"mmmrmrmrmmmm!!!mmrrrpphhmmm!!!!""He says PLEASE! BETTY PLEASE! NO! I'M YOUR BROTHER"
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4247325>>4247314
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4247325Uhhhh...I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this
>>4247333"That's right.....YOU SHOULDN'T BE COMFORTABLE WITH LOCKING YOUR OWN LITTLE BROTHER INTO A BOX. LEMME OUT. LEMMME OUUUUTTTTTTTT"
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4247325If kicking Quattro's ass repeatedly makes him less shit it's win-win. Glorious Leader decrees that Betty shall administer Quattro one ass-kicking per day until he regains some honour/skill. If that means almost permanently, then so be it.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4247341Do you have a gun in there or any other murder weapons?
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4247341No, that's funny.
>>4247343"WHY WOULD THERE BE ANY IN HERE"
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4247347Answer the question!
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4247347Because you hate me and would probably immediately try to get everyone except Quattro killed if anyone let you out, like in Rasputin's last DM session
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4247347Bobby keeps the knives hidden on his person, biding his time"Nope empty box totally empty"
>>4247352"yea but I only hate you tho. I got no beef with the rest of the family. Only love."
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4247359Oookay, open the box and prepare the shackles and a big stick in case he has a gun, come out with your hands in the air!
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4247359>>4247342Still on team Quattro-beatings
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4247359"Really, Bobby? That bomb during my DM session didn't scream LOVE."
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4247375...get the chains
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4247375Open those palms, come on
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4247375Quick, Boy! Attach altBobby's head onto our Bobby's shoulders next to his own head, with your Daemon Hell-Magicks!
Rolled 41 (1d100)PLOT
>>4247391Sssh the anons are projecting their lives of failure onto Quattro and Bobby right now
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4247400Anyway let's figure out how we can make the hero thing look good in front of dad, since they got everyone here except Quattro and Bobby.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4247400Moving on...yeah...what were we planning, something about portals, right?
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4247400Will we advance even forward at least in any small bit in regards to the ploit? SO many quests and so many pieces of lore..... distant and forgotten. Will this be another thread of slugging forward with no real rpogress, or will we do something grand? Something that is referenced 60 threads later in antoherq uest..............................
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4247400So it's agreed - Betty kicks Quattro's arse once daily until he gets less bad, and also plot happens maybe I guess
>>4247411Anon, I worry about you
>>4247406Yes. Something to do as your blimp makes its way back home.Now that you're mistaken for heroes, tanking your villain rep. You can explain yourself to dad by:A. Claiming that this is an elaborate long-con to take down heroes from the insideB. Hoping that being your dad, he will support you in whatever path you take in lifeC. [OTHER]
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4247420A and C, by building that fucking moon base and using the portals to move everything there to hide in case A doesn't work>BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>4247417Man I'm worried about all the guys spending so much time shitting on characters (as fun/somewhat-deserved as that is) when we can literally make them do pretty much anything. Maybe even plot
>>4247427Plot is going to hit us like a train as soon as we land
>>4247423C'mon Shotasniffer. Just talk to yer dad. What's the worse that could happen? C'mon. Just do it. Yeah.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4247433We'll talk to Dad.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4247433>>4247434"We?"
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4247433 >>4247431Fuck yeah rolling for plot to hit us like a train
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4247420>A, explain that we conned them good already... while removing pesky rivals.And>implying B won't just make him sniff us while we're in the Zebra Box
>>4247436"That's right sis. We'll all stand behind you and back up whatever explanation you'll give dad. You can count on your younger siblings for support"
>>4247433>>4247436Who is this "we", kemo sabe?
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4247444"I DON'T WANNA DIE""NONONONONONO""RASPUTIN WHY""I'M TOO YOUNG""AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH""I don't get it, what's wrong with Dad?"
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4247444In that case... Dad has chastised us before. We might get reprimanded, but in the end it won't be all that bad. This is all a learning experience. Understand that your dad isn't as cruel as you might have imagined, sniffer!
>>4247452Das right. Anon's right! There's nothing to worry about! For now just focus on consolidating and increasing your power and grow the Unite Shota Sniffing Republic! Fortify the Skeleton Island!
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4247450>>4247461
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4247444>>4247452 This, he must have some special knowledge he wants to pass on to you seeing as you won the sibling war. Good bonding excuse for that. Also go with the "you could've mentioned Grandma to anyone at least once" angle
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4247461Also get those toys rolling! Might as well profit from it...in fact. put some skeletonizing chemicals inside of them!
>>4247462>repeating your cringe dialogue submision
>>4247462>>4247470Woah there, anons. Why the hostility? Why the anger? This is a safe thread. We are in a thread of love, tolerance and understanding. Now kiss and make up. We're all friendos here
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4247480>This is a safe thread. We are in a thread of love, tolerance and understanding. Now kiss and make up. We're all friendos hereSure is safe when plot is going to hit us right about now
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4247480get back to the plot, OP
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4247480FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4247480Remember that wet dream outta nowhere
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4247480No homo thoAnyway what's our game plan for sabotaging the heroes from within? Need to work that out before confronting Dad now. Olessa, any ideas? Chosen One? Anyone else? *several suggestions ensue*
>>4247495chosen one isn't even in this blimp
>>4247490The one your fanart gave us, yes
>>4247497They got Skype n shit
>I kissu the anon
>>4247486Plot? Whatchu talking about? There's plot somewhere here?A. Skeleton Island is currently under the RobopocalypseB. Fishmen has decided to stage an invasionC. The villain org that owned your stolen power plant wants revengeD. Marian's portal went haywire and accidentally opened the way to the dimension of SUPER DEMONS
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4247505>A.>A.>A.MARRRRRRRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4247505Aand a bit of C, now that they know you're heroes
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4247505If D's anything like R-Quest let's fucking do it
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4247505B
>>4247509FROM THE DEPTHS OF MARIAN'S FACTORY. A MECHANICAL MONSTROSITY EMERGES! AN UNHOLY COMBINATION OF MECHA, MAGIC AND SPACE ENERGY. IT EXUDES TERRIBLE POWER AS IT BEGINS ITS RAMPAGE, TAKING OVER ALL ACTIVE MECHA ON THE ISLAND TO SERVE ITS NEFARIOUS PURPOSE! IT WILL DROWN THE WORLD IN A TIDE OF METAL. STARTING WITH YOUR ISLAND! THE ROBOPOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN!
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4247536Director immediately headdesks
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4247536DO WE HAVE A CONTINGENCY PLAN?
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4247536Oh no! Quick! Get that Ai thingie in Marians office, maybe it knows what to do!
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4247536Neat. But insufficiently communist. Didn't we get an EMP device from Spess or something at one point
>>4247537Director slams her head against a desk in frustration. Breaking it in half and signalling the end of the current thread session. As it's 3AM over here and I try not to fuck myself up too much. Will continue when available. See ya.updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Rolled 71 (1d100)wew
With the lifting of OP's lockdown, the plot has gone back to normal speed instead of progressing so fast we couldn't catch it
>>4248331Is it so wrong to hope for a second wave, then?
>>4248331I think OP forgot what plot was again
something about 24 hours
>>4250617What about it?
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4250622Iunno, could be about quattro I guess
>>4250624But who'd care about the Quatt?
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4250630Bobby
>>4250633But who'd care about what Bobby thinks?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4250646Nobody, which is why Shotasniffer locked him in the closet
>>4250648"At least it's better than the box"
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4250660Who even came up with that robopocalypse idea anyway? Was it supposed to be something that Marian would release and save everyone from to increase his standing with everyone?
>>4250662"It was supposed to be one of the ultra last resort plans back in the island war. But it was scrapped due to the potential collateral damage"
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4250671Like the fact that the AI would probably kill everyone? Why was it not deleted?
>>4250677"That's the problem. It was"
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4250681...WHAT?
>>4250685"CLEARLY. Somebody kept a backup"
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4250694What about Marian?
>>4250697"I've been try to contact him, but no response. He must be trapped in there alongside the rest of our forces!"
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4250703Didn't you send him a portal to test?
>>4250706"Well yeah, but I still can't contact him. And scanner shows no portal activity right now. So he's gotta be trapped in there and cut off from comms. Since no way Marian would run away and leave his siblings to deal with this shit. Clearly."
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4250713What does it lead to anyway?
>>4250715"The configuration I sent to Marian would by default lead nowhere. You'd have to input coordinates yourself"
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4250717Ok, so let's go land at base and go through who and what we have to counter a mech attack.Time to dust off Liberty Prime for this
>>4250721"Bad news! Most of the GSG and USSR Mechs have gone haywire and are attacking our people! We'll have to go through them to get to the base"
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4250729>GSG and USSRLilly. Luke, Olessa, start mobilizing Bone Kingdom troops to do a push!The rest of us have to get to the base and mech bay!
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4250729Press the big button labeled “Press In Case of Robopocolypse”
>>4250733Naturally, you'll have to GET PASS THE BLOCKADE OF POSSESSED USSR COPTER MECHS! WATCH OUT!
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4250743VP, start the hack!
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4250745"THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME, HOLD OUT UNTIL I'M INSIDE!"ROLL 1D100! THEY'RE ATTACKING!
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4250752
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4250758Looks like their commie subroutines are fighting against the AI
Rolled 29 (1d100)>one lonely anon only in threadcome on, where did everyone go.I thought we are popular quest now?SPR3 had bigger ratings
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4250760BUT CAN THE POWER OF COMMUNISM PREVAIL?! ROLL 1D100
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4250762
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4250762communism is a lie
>>4250761apparently the power of twitter announcements didn't workthat or most of the anons are sleeping
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4250768I need my relatevily healthy sleep, so I can't stay in thread for long either.>>4250769Kirov reportingdeploy bombs
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4250769>>4250770lockdown did a number on everyone
>>4250772then on contrary they should be here, shitposting away.fuckers probably playing vidya with quattro since he is backno one cares about marian sidequest
>>4250772Man I wish i was still in lockdown. I get stuff done way more at home
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4250778on the other side, you are not living in second biggest affected after US countriesdrop dem bombsfreedom
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4250778deploy bombs to botsalso your country is the most "lucky" country in the world, mine is just starting to have lower cases
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4250781ROLL 1d100
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4250786nyeh
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4250790VP finishes the hack
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4250790eznext
>>4250791"Yes sis. I've hacked into your files. It's nothing but pictures of Boy"
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4250804Yes, and?
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4250804>>4250806
>>4250806"Also I've regained controlled of the mech squad attacking us"
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4250820now spread that to the mechs attacking our base
Rolled 59 (1d100)sorry, but I gotta go. Hopefully some anons will come quickly, OP, stall the time with budged copypaste images. Save budged for crowd>>4250820good, add them to our forces
>>4250826>budgedthat's not a word dang ittake care of your eyes
>>4250831it is a wordjust not the one you wanted
>>4250822"Sending our mechs and the hacks over now. We can now drop the Blues off on their base and make our own way back"Anyway. Thread's slow and my asshole hurts because I just took a shit too hard. it pains me to sit.So uh, thread will continue tomorrow night, toodles
>>4250835Take care of your hemorroids, OP.thanks for bread
>>4250835get your diarrhea treated OPusually I just grin and walk for a bit until the butthurt stops
Gentlemen, I've a resolution. Director is in fact the best girl of Skeleton Island, everyone else is second rate.
>>4251471> Is greenObjectively false, NEXT.
>>4251719Keep talking that and you'll be eating nickleodeon slime for breakfast boy.
>>4251471Yeah okay VP
>>4251783Howsabout they win an island war first.
>>4252015We aren't even having any island wars anymore, but you can bet your sweet ass that if we ever do again, Greens will definitely win. They'll wash over the others in a Green tide like how Islam washed over Zoroastrianists. The Greens will rise again. Maybe with some better leadership though, VP or Director should take over from Marian.
>>4252021Marian, you need to quit drinking. It's making you delusional.
>>4252021Also> We aren't even having any island wars anymoreYeah, cause the greens got the ability to wage one beat out of them.
>>4252021Oh yeah wiseguy? What are the greens gonna do? Rape their way to victory?
>>4252125Greenfag there is the rape guy, read his posts
>>4252078All it takes is a little work behind the scenes and they'll be back you dirty fucking red.>>4252124It's more likely than you think.
>CONTINUE THE PLOT OP>OP continues plot>everyone disappears
>>4252225So what you're saying is............ shotasniffer quest was a terrible idea
>>4252236no, shitposting about quattro and marian is better
>>4252241So what you're saying is.... shotasniffer quest is boring
>>4252245I've been enjoying it.Shitposts just roll high it seems.
>>4252225OP had massive diarrhea. OP is probably still on the toilet.
>>4252241>>4252245>>4252246I blame OP for sidetracking us
>>4252246It’s been previously established that Dice God is a dick, yes.
>>4252245Ah yes, remember how SRA3 went with everyone being active?A disaster
>>4252255So what you're saying is.... super robot adventure is shit
>>4252247Bros... what if... what if he accidentally flushed himself down the toilet? His corpse could be flowing through the sewers of wherever he lives right now and we're all posting here, waiting expectantly for someone who won't show again cause they're dead.
>>4252255still better ratings than skeleton island 2
>>4252265Now this is a shitpost
>>4252261Nah he’s probs smoking a joint with the sewer rats
>>4252265we made the big time guys, we have contrarian pinons now
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4252731damn, just woke up right on timelet's continue where we left off
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4252731summon anons
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4252731new record, OP
>>4252741Yes, where we left off. You were about to give OP 1 million dollars
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4252752>>4250835No, we were on our way back to our base.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4252752here, 1 million dollars in evil bots
>>4252756Right of course.The robopocalypse have reached your War Factory. It is being assaulted by possessed GSG mechs
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4252760How's the hack doing?
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4252760Damn! Put our forces into defensive positions!
>>4252762The USSR bots managed to turn some of the possessed skelebots back. But their security was soon reinforced and now the hack aint working anymore.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4252791Curse Marian for making mechs.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4252791>>4252798
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4252807cut in to marian
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4252807>>4252809
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4252807Drop off the Blues to coordinate the push from Bone Kingdom, drop off Rasputin, Boy and Quattro in the temple to gather the kungfu masters, while Betty and VP will go to the main base to help Chosen One, the bird and the mutant defend.Bobby will go to gulag in closet
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4252807Wonder how Marians retreat is
>>4252810"Brrrrr. What's this chill down my spine? Oh well, nothing this cup of hot cocoa can't fix"
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4252824Fuck you Marian.>>4252811
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4252824zoom out
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4252824>>4252811>Marian is relaxing while we're busy fighting
>>4252829Right. So the Blues are going to get the Maid Knight forces. While Quattro, Rasputin and Boy will head for the dojo and get those guys. Betty and VP will head back to the main base and get The Chosen One alongside your USSR infantry. That's also where the Mutant you got from the other dimension is stationed.Then it can be assumed that you and Director will be taking the Factory where Equality Prime is held then?
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4252837Yes.Bobby NYEHs as he is literally dropped down to jail
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4252837Yes, it's time for us to suit up in Equality Prime.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4252851now to force character development on the director
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4252851well, time to recreate the final part of skeleton island 1.
>>4252857"You mean when Marian challenged you to hopscotch and you landed on a mine?"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4252867Let's not talk about that. I meant the part where I fought Marian mano a mano.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4252867>>4252873Or maybe it was 2 Marians, I don't know, weird time shenanigans.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4252867Plot twist - shotasniffer dies at the end of the quest leaving a power vacuumWhen is the last time a PC died in an adventure?
>>4252879Super Robot Quest 3, and the entire thing was better for it until Fester got revivedAlso stop playing out the fucking protag death
>>4252879What this anon said >>4252888
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4252891>>4252873>>4252877
>>4252888That was entirely my work and then anons just fucking reversed it anyway.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4252891Anyways Marian is alerted that robopocalypse is happening, maybe he will even do something useful
>>4252893Yes, when you challenged Marian in his Gunbuster G with your Equality Prime. Ending in you cutting it in half and destroying Marian's factory.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4252897URAHSuit up into Equality Prime now.
>>4252894It only worked because Edward Roberts was much more compelling and not being shat on.And he needed Fester for comedic relief.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4252897Wonder which idiot would backup a malevolent AI as you try to get into the hanger
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4252897Pretty sure I saw like a second Marian who immediately died, but that might've been a heat of the moment thing
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4252902Probably.Anyway the Possessed Mechs are trying to take down your blimp to prevent you from reach the mecha hangar.ROLL 2D100
Rolled 24, 21 = 45 (2d100)>>4252911OH SHIT NIGGA
Rolled 36, 73 = 109 (2d100)>>4252911>99BRACE FOR IMPACT
Rolled 11, 33 = 44 (2d100)>>4252911Of course they do
Rolled 60, 74 = 134 (2d100)>>4252911
>>4252916OH SHIT! THE SUSR BLIMP IS HIT!
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4252923>SUSR blimpThat ain't our blimp
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4252923>SUSRdid it leave a big hole so bad that OP can't spell correctly
>>4252930OH SHITS! OP'S BRAIN IS IHITTISHTIS
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4252940DAMN, ENGAGE BLIMP DEFENSES!
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4252940shouldn't have stayed in the blimpDirector, what's the damage?
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4252940QUICK! USE THE BONE FIELD!!!
>>4252944Director rolls for damageRoll 2d10080-100: The blimp can still function normally40-79: 1 more hit and you're going down1-39: You're going down
Rolled 30, 88 = 118 (2d100)>>4252951
>>4252952"We've taken some damage but the blimp is still fine. We can make it through"
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4252969We should power through points where the blockade is being weakened by our hacked bots.Do we even have weapons strong enough to take down those big skelebots?
>>4252971Probably. Find out....Tomorrow night! Cuz I gotta go. shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4252984roll for OP
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4252987If OP rolls higher then next thread is re scheduled to next year
24 years have passed.
>>4256101No, it's been 2000 years.
>>4256102It's more like 5000.
>>4256112No it osmt;t
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4256164OP's still recovering from the laser brain damage
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4256179can he still draw
>>4256199Proably not actually. no joke but head suddenly got super dizzy. Will ahve to lie down. thread in 12 hours instead
>>4256204Nooooo! The second wave was supposed to kill other people, not OP!Haha virus go *cough* *cough* *cough*.
>>4256231missed these gifs>>4256274faggot
>>4256326I'll suck your dad's thick hairy hog so hard he leaves your mom, don't push me.
12 hours since OP was last seen being taken by doctors
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4257402No sneaking out of this one, OP
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4257402throw him to the skelebots
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4257402 >>4257407+1
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4257415OPs in the grave tonight.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4257415sneak through the skelebots while they're distracted
>>4257420Since they're attacking your blimp the only way to sneak past would mean abandoning it.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4257427Abandon the blimp. Our only way to get through now is by our aerial jetskis that we only just discovered existed aboard.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4257427Do we have any options for kamikaze?
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4257430Your what nowRoll 2d100 with -10 malus
Rolled 58, 38 = 96 (2d100)>>4257446
Rolled 56, 88 = 144 (2d100)>>4257446
Rolled 44, 81 = 125 (2d100)>>4257446
Rolled 67, 92 = 159 (2d100)>>4257446
>>4257449Unfortunately, there's no such thing as aerial jetskis
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4257473
>>4257475>>4257473what was that delay even for thenalso >>4257453
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4257473Let's engage battlestations on the blimp.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4257473Uhh... Parachutes?
>>4257477Let's take a look at the weapons>>4257476still a bit dizzy so imslow
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4257480BOMB EM
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4257480fist
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4257480charge directly while pressing fist as a kamikaze while planning to jump off as soon as you get close
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4257480Fist
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4257480Press all the buttons, duh.
>>4257482A compartment opens up. Ready to have you climb inside to load up the launcher cannon. It will launch you fist first at the Skelebots to punch the fuuuuuuck outta them
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4257480Bombs away.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4257488Put on our flame themed stunt suit first
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4257488all fistlles fire
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4257488Get angry at Marian before we jump in
>>4257492Flame themed stunt suits do not exist, do not think otherwise
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4257488get in and have Director aim for the factory
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4257501then a marxist one
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4257501Shouldn't Marian be taking rulership over these bots or something. He wanted to achieve apotheosis mech style...
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4257501>>4257494
>>4257507except he ran away
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4257501Shove OP in with us
>>4257507Or at least merge himself with a powerful mech.
>>4257510Ok. But who knows WHAT exactly is he doing in the safehouse. Anything could be going on there, including his reinventing of self...
>>4257507Ys but then he decided instead to run away. Like a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchBut shotasniffer isn't supposed to know that. Erase this from your memory
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4257518>>4257503
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4257518On no, OP! He's gonna blow!
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4257518>>4257503
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4257518fire the fistpedo!
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4257518Rolling then to kick some mech-ass
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4257519Taking aim!ROLL 2D100
Rolled 95, 66 = 161 (2d100)>>4257525I see no hear no evil
Rolled 5, 72 = 77 (2d100)>>4257525URAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEVERYONE URAAAAAAAAAAHprepare for impact
Rolled 11, 98 = 109 (2d100)>>4257525>94ow
Rolled 39, 71 = 110 (2d100)>>4257525
Rolled 3, 63 = 66 (2d100)>>4257525
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4257525
>>4257518SCREW MARIAN ALSO FORGOT TO SAY THAT!!!FLAKEY ASS WIMP NEEDS AN ASSKICKING WHEN ALL OF THIS IS OVER!!!
Rolled 1, 62 = 63 (2d100)>>4257528Bruteski broski>>4257526Whelp.>>4257533Ffs
>>4257526ONE OF THE POSSESSED SKELEBOTS COUNTERS YOUR PUNCH WITH ITS OWN!
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4257537PUSH THE PUNCHGET ANGRY AT MARIAN AND HIS FUCKUPS
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4257537FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuGET MAD, OVERPOWER ITTEAR THEM ALL APART
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4257537GET REAL MAD
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4257537GET ANGRYGET ANGRY AT MARIAN SPECIFICALLY
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4257541ROLL 2D120 TO BREAK THROUGH
Rolled 110, 3 = 113 (2d120)>>4257553
>>4257554OH FUCKING COME ON
Rolled 85, 109 = 194 (2d120)>>4257553>>4257554WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ROLL NIGGERYOU ROLLING A 3 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rolled 24, 22 = 46 (2d120)>>4257553
Rolled 19, 61 = 80 (2d120)>>4257553AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>4257554Thanks, Dice God
Rolled 82, 20 = 102 (2d120)>>4257553
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4257562GET HORRIBLY PISSED AT MARIAN FOR BEING THE WORST FUCKUP OF ALL TIME
>>4257565"Boy, there's that chill again. Oh well, nothing some popcorn can';t fix"
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4257569back to shotasniffer's complete rage
>>4257570>>4257571only now then dice god starts helping
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4257575budget cut?
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4257575now, punch through the mechs with our anger
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4257575now grrr them a new a hole
>>4257576Wha? Uh yeah. Sorry. Higher ups decided to slash the budget, yea. Dunno wher the money went. Damn. What a shame
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4257575>>4257576No, the game's graphics got set to low
>>4257580Or maybe I'm just slow
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4257579start an underground funding business... like something that is ... dark...and a bazarr... like an underground dark bazarr.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4257579Get back here
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4257579Ey i see you there wit dat whatchamajigger! Git back ‘ere wit dat plot or I’ll knock your block off!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4257595UNLEASH OUR ULTIMATE POWER!
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4257595We deflect off the skelebot's punch and into the other skelebots instead
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4257600ROLL 2D120+30 Bonus
Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d120)>>4257608
Rolled 80, 16 = 96 (2d120)>>4257608
Rolled 49, 12 = 61 (2d120)>>4257608aw shit nigga, can I save it?
>>4257614THE OTHER SKELEBOTS JUMPED IN TO HELP THEIR COMRADE DEFLECTING YOUR PUNCH
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4257622>other skelebotsGot them.Punch EVEN HARDER
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4257622GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4257624ROLL 2D120+40 BONUS
Rolled 31, 66 = 97 (2d120)>>4257628MARRRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN
Rolled 117, 35 = 152 (2d120)>>4257628
Rolled 56 (1d120)>>4257631>>4257628URAAAAAA
Rolled 78, 56 = 134 (2d120)>>4257634Fuck wrong set of dice
>>4257635Time to hide, COWARD BOTS!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4257635NOW, GET TO EQUALITY PRIME!
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4257637Fffuck now I forgot the dice>>4257635
>>4257638WITH THE SKELEBOTS DESTROYED, YOU"RE FREE TO ENTER THE HANGAR AND RETRIEVE EQUALITY PRIME!WILL THIS TURN THE TIDE OF BATTLE?! OR WILL SKELETON ISLAND BE DESTROYED?!FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SKELETON ISLAND TWO PART 9 CONTINUEDwhich is about. eh, 8-9 hours from now. toodles
Spoiler warning - skeleton island will actually be destroyed. The writers want to shock the audience I heard
>>4257832Spoiler warning Lolisniffer is actually undead peter scully
>>4257832spiiler warning - said writers came from game of thrones
>>4257871>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Notapaladin, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Skeleton Island had a very socialist philosophy: that if the premier was a good woman, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Notapaladin can say that Shotasniffer became premier and reigned for a thousand years, and she was wise and good. But Notapaladin doesn’t ask the question: What was Shotasniffer's tax policy? Did she maintain a standing army? What did she do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these Greens? By the end of the island wars, Grandma is gone but all of the Greens aren’t gone – they’re in the factories. Did Shotasniffer pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby Greens, in their little Green cradles?
>>4257888that is actually what deathanon would write
>>42578428 hours nearer to marian's inevitable beating
>>42579741 more hour
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4258047hey it's greg
>>4258047Do you have an ultra HD 4k version of that image?
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4258053where has he been all this time
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4258060Get back to the plot, OP
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4258060back to Shotasniffer and Director
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4258060punch self into the greg
>>4258061Of course, the plot.Why yes, I would like to accept your money, thank you
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4258071You should spend that money at Quattro's bar, I hear he makes fantastic drinks.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4258071well, if it fills the budget then sure.get in equality prime already
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4258071why does shotasniffer has the money?Is she secretly CAPITALIST?OH NO
>>4258073What's that, Quattro? You wanna PAY ME instead? Why you shouldn't have. but sure.
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4258091Well, we have budget now. Time for some high quality Equality Prime drawings.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4258091Beat up OP for wasting time, and not going on with the thread
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4258091>>4258093see those money? it was all the budget
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4258091Looks like we have enough money to upgrade Skeleton Island Thing 2 to the PS5!
>>4258098>>4258093Uh yeah. Going into the budget. Sure.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4258105Grab OP before he can spend it all on useless shit
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4258105>to pay OP medical fees
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4258105The budget is actually a bomb
>>4258108Yes. I have a terrible disease . Poverty-itis.Anyway, you're making your way into the hangar. Hope nothing goes wrrrooong
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4258115Director lands the blimp and joins you in case
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4258115everything goes wrong
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4258115Nothing goes wrong
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4258115Nothing goes wrong
>>4258120You son of a bitch
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4258130[badass power up sequence]
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4258130>>4258131so shall we ride, director
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4258130>>4258131but not as good as Sidorovich one
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4258130Get in the fucking robot Shinj- I mean Shotasniffer.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4258162TIME TO KILL CLIPPY
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4258162Time to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4258162yeah, sidorovich one was better
>>4258167"Sis!" A massive energy signature is coming right at us!"
>>4258174It's literally the same sequence
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4258175oh shitttttttt
>>4258175main screen on>>4258176shush, my nostalgia glasses can't lie
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4258180>>4258175
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4258175Just stand there menacingly
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4258175Shoot it, obbvy
>>4258183OVER THERE! APPROACHING FROM THEM YONDER MOUNTAINS! A LARGE ENTITY IS COMING RIGHT AT YOU!
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4258212Is that Marian's first mech?
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4258212yell loudly"Getter Rays are bad for you!"