OH SHIT NIGGA, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!Now, one of your underlings/siblings, Quattro, has been kidnapped! Possibly by alternate dimension versions of your other siblings. From the future. You've tracked his trail to the headquarters of a villain org disguised as a burger chain. Now you've crashed into their office tower with two of your younger siblings, Rasputin and Betty. The Galaxy Burger guards have swarmed the area, if you want to find Quattro, you'll have to go through them and explore the tower!What do
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4210296Sing to hypnotize them
Rolled 92 (1d100)Emergency Portable Pocket Nuclear BombTM
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4210296>>4210300>mass destruction right out of the badwhat about friendly fire
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4210300Roll 2d120!
Rolled 14, 56 = 70 (2d120)>>4210307
Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d100)>>4210307nyeh
>>4210309>3 points from failure>not d120
>>4210312good thing I can't readnor count
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4210314OP gets hypnotized with the henchmen and rasputin
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4210314OP doesn't want to start thread off a good notethat bastardget dogs back from him, he isn't allowed to eat them until he gets better
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4210325Betty snaps Rasputin out of it .
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4210325calm down, OP, you'll get your dogs back as soon you end the thread.Safe and sound.Unless someone will LETS THE DOGS OUT
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4210339murderize the floor
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4210339send the brainwashed ones to distract the other henchmen
>>4210345they're already hypnotized, just send them up and down and they'll dispose of themselves killing others with less effort on our part
>>4210348too late I guess
>>4210340>the floorYou punched the floor! Causing it to collapse and dropping everyone down to the 46th floor!
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4210355That works too
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4210355Now punch them while they are confused
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4210355proceed to command brainwashed ones to killed the surprised henchmen
>>4210357Taking advantage of the the fact that the 46th floor guards are either crushed or surprised, Rasputin and Betty clears out the area
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>421036647th floor guards that fell with us start shooting at other guards, screaming things like "PROTECT OUR QUEEN"
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4210366Should we do that with all floors? seems to be working
>>4210368we kinda need to defeat the top guy first, who's most likely at the top floor
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4210369I mean if we go down all the floors, won't top floors be stranged and collapse on itself
>>4210370but if we do that we miss the chance to loot his money through his access
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4210371quattro first. money embezzemblent second
>>4210367The 47th floor guards and the 46th started killing eachother!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4210376get popcorn
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4210376Climb up to the top while 46th guards call for backup to come down
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4210376Level 45 is better
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4210379OH SHIT! IT'S THE LEVEL 48th guards!ROLL 2D120
Rolled 30, 111 = 141 (2d120)>>4210393SING
Rolled 35, 32 = 67 (2d120)>>4210393OH SHITthey are weaksauce
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4210407I guess lower levels are nothing of notgo upvia elevator stage
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>421040749th floor people gets decimated by olessa, betty and boy
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4210407Good thing they weren't 45th level dudes, heard they are tought
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4210412OH SHIT! IT'S THE 45th FLOOR BOSS!ROLL 2D120!HE HAS A +20 BONUS
Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d120)>>4210416pop his muscle suit
Rolled 45, 72 = 117 (2d120)>>4210416eh. it's okay
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4210418You kicked him at a wall! He then bounces back and launches himself at you!ROLL 2D120! He has +20 Bonus!
Rolled 3, 54 = 57 (2d120)>>4210437>>4210417
Rolled 47, 76 = 123 (2d120)>>4210437try to not hurt his self confidence too much
does boss 45 inject himself with steroids
>>4210445Hes a big guy.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4210445"BOOOO! YOU SUCK, 45!"
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>421045345th gets flashbacks of all time he wasted just going thru body building and doing no combat training
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4210453That's all?
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4210457"Boy do I love getting swole""Uh yea bro, but whatcha gonna do with all that muscle? Better enter combat training to learn how to use em""I'll do that later. besides, if I'm swole enough, I prolly won't even need any training!"ProbablyHis flashback and current shameful predicament has filled 45 with resolve! He'll get up and swing wildly at you!ROLL 2D120 he has a +45 bonus!
Rolled 113, 23 = 136 (2d120)>>4210462autolose
Rolled 36, 72 = 108 (2d120)>>4210462>autolosspath of swole is truly the sight to behold
Rolled 101, 83 = 184 (2d120)>>4210462Ah shit
Rolled 116, 42 = 158 (2d120)>>4210462
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4210469THROWING A MASSIVE PUNCH, HE ROCKS YOUR NOGGIN AND DESTROYS HIS OWN SHIRT SLEEVE! HE'S TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL! ROLL 2D120!+45 BONUS FOR HIM!
Rolled 6, 107 = 113 (2d120)>>4210478appreciate the swoleness
>>4210480Awww. I wanna roll too.
>>4210490No one stopping. Failing the skill checks are half the fun, right OP?
>>4210492I do that all the timePeople hate meit's glorious
>>4210480His punches have alot of power behind them, but he's too sloppy and unfocused! You were able to dodge them once you got your bearings! An opening!
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4210495touch his muscles and awaken muscle fetish
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4210495Kick him in the balls with your rage
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4210495Punch his fist with your own fist. Nothing like a fun game of bloody knuckles.
>>4210496do you have something to share with the rest of the class
>>4210496YEah I agree with this anon >>4210502 , when did you become a raging homosexual?
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4210510"SHUT UP OP I'M NOT"Marian no
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4210510well you see it all started with playing cho aniki on pc engine
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4210510Clearly that's just Shotasniffer's fantasy, when in reality she does this >>4210500
>>4210512You can't blame Marian for everything, anon
>>4210516>Shotasniffer's fantasyhe's not a little boy, get your facts straight
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4210519Anyway >>4210499
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4210519This time it was actually Quattro's fault
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4210519there nothing wrong with muscle fetish
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4210519Marian stole my sandwich
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4210519> desire a muscle boy
>>4210527FLASHBACK TO ANON'S CHILDHOOD"Pst, hey dude. Gimme your sandwich, I'll pay ya"
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4210536he never did, back to storyKick swole faggot in the balls already
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4210537Roll 2D120!You have +20 BOnusThe Balls have +45 Bonus
Rolled 23, 109 = 132 (2d120)>>4210548
Rolled 60, 39 = 99 (2d120)>>4210548I mean that dumbell anime is pretty gutmanga is better tho
>>4210550you blew it>>4210493
Rolled 110, 17 = 127 (2d120)>>4210548AAAAAAAAA
>>4210551that dude blew harder >>4210554also waiting each time for roll to appear before rolling own is boring
>>4210555I rolled because you did it first
>>4210555Trying to save a hard roll when it's ruined by someone else isn't blowing it when he rolled like 1.5 mins after you
>>4210551Heh. Anon blew the balls
>>4210562okay and if too wait for each other roll so you won't accidentally roll losing roll - makes you waste time while OP will not pick successfull roll you could've roll while waiting for other roll.aka stop being such whiny tryhards jesus christ
>>4210567>aka stop being such whiny tryhards jesus christmate taking the piss out of people who fuck it up is a time-honored tradition
>>4210574you getting way too upset when people roll over winning roll lately.
>>4210554>>4210577>>4210574Ladies, please. Get a room
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4210579Hey, swolefaggot.I was the distraction
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4210579Glare at him and ask him one question, did he finish his quarterly report?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4210579Punch harder while singing
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4210579Ok. It's cute he thinks he's actually doing anything. Give him a pat on the back.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4210579do atomic drop
>>4210589Welp there go another few floors
>>4210591who need them anyway
>>4210591dunno, OP has a specific timeframe of about 2 mins
>>4210581>>4210602Hey, Im a man of principles
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4210616Rasputin shows him what a guy with proper training can do to someone like him
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4210616follow up by double leg flapjack
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4210616Suplex the floor through him
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>421065545th starts crying over the fact that his muscles are meaningless against actual fights
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4210655Now skeletenize him, how SWOLE will serve us well
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4210655neatI actually picked move on random from wikinow do suplex to finish him off
>>4210659Having crushed his skull with your combined team effort. You realize you never had the power to reanimate skeletons. Guess ya didn't specc'd into that skilltree
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4210673Maybe Lilly did.Go up the floor while the 49th floor henchmen are being killed from behind
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4210673There must be someone who can, also brutal
>>4210677Probably. You should think about that later. Now you should focus on clearing the floors until your reach the top floors, where your second team are at currently
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4210684Turns out the guards are so confused about which ones are the traitors they are fighting each other in mass confusion
>>4210686Mass confusion and hysteria at the Galaxy Burgers HQ!As the chaos overtakes the tower and you make your way forward, you realize....that OP gotta suspend thread now. Bringing shame to his name, which is already quite shameful to begin with already. Shieeet.So uh yea. Gotta suspend it for now. Will continue.....when it can continue. updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4210694To be fair, it's their fault for dressing the same and wearing facemasks for no reason.Thanks for thread
>>4210694Why fight our way to the top floors, when we can bring the top floor down to us?Start taking out structural supports.
Thread in aboot 12 hours or sumthin
>>4210694hey OP, did you decide on a name to get ?
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4211802If anything greater than 80, thread starts in 34 hours instead.
Dicegod is merciful this time
Ignore this post
>>4211814what do you mean?>>4211825ok
>>4211833a name/trip instead of continuing as "anonymous"
>>4211837why do you think so lowly of OP.
>>4211837There isn't any need, besides he already technically has a name.
>>4211840why do you think that ?
>>4211837A name would be too long to put on the OP blob
>>4211843cause trips are fags, and OP is glorious beign
>>4211848quiet, now he's gonna demand payment
>>4211856In the church of OP, we are free. There are no payments to be made.But we accept donations
>>4211859mostly in buying skyrim
>>4211859I wish I could give you all my money times ten
>>4211868I'll settle for just all your money then
>>4212241You will get quintuple and you will like it.
Who's the sanest member of a family currently?
>>4212379From sanest to craziest>Chosen One>Rasputin>Lilly>Director>Betty>Olessa>Shotasniffer>Luke>VP>Quattro>Marian>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bobby
>>4212388Thank you, I was gonna draw a Malcolm in the middle themed pic of the gang but that would be dumb for a quest thread.
>>4212399I mean people have drawn fanart and posted it before in OP's threads, so there's nothing stopping you from doing it
>>4212403All i have is mspaint and below mediocre drawing skills but thank you anyway.
>>4212406Shitty ms paint images are the best ones, though. Just post it.
Hey guys I found this bootleg.
You guys remember how Opee once came in during an early thread of Skeleton Island 1 and drew fanart of the Greens, in which Marian looks like a confident boss? LMAO
>>4212388Shitty list, not gonna lie 2 u
>>4212466yeah bobby should be much lower
>>4212549Is it? Is it really time?
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4212553depends, will OP be beaten up again
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4212554Perhapsz
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4212556Betty throws OP to the 49th henchmen group fighting among each other in her mad dash to the boss's office to demand for info about Alt-Yellows
>>4212561OP's fatness allowed him to roll out of safety
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4212564Betty just plows through the fight then
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4212572Just go straight up to the top floor while explaining everything that happened to Rasputin since he wasn't there for the original Q Quest, available as DLC on Skeleton Island Quest 1!
>>4212576"Hmmm. I see"
>>4212587punch zebra in the mohawk
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4212587Also if Betty every finds out there is an Alt-Betty I think her temper will be horrible>>4212589meanwhile with zebra and bobby
>>4212589I dont even remember how to roll dice anymore. What have I become
>>4212589>>4212593Suddenly, Zebra the skeleton, steps through a portal, he seems to have escaped some horrible fate.But then you punched his mohawk and ruined his hair. Losing his powers, Zebra is then pulled back into the portal.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4212594Wipe your hand on the wall for touching him while meeting up with Lilly, Olessa and Bobby>>4212594a man, now draw the sequel to >>4212464
>>4212594You've become this
>>4212603y-you guys still talk about me...>>4212604oh no
>>4212603They're facing off against the mid-boss! Galaxy Burger Chef!>>4212609You see, I am still waiting for Civ 3.
(was it this)
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4212618"OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING BURGER FILPPER" - Betty
>>4212619Yes. When Marian still had dignity
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4212621Roll 2d100+30 bonus
>>4212609Draw more vampire girls. faggot
Rolled 60, 22 = 82 (2d100)>>4212636
Rolled 18, 27 = 45 (2d100)>>4212636
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4212650Proceed to boss's office where Betty is about to kick the door down
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4212650Progress plot
>>4212652YOU WOKE UP! EVERYTHING'S HAVE BEEN A DREAM! YOU'RE ACTUALLY STILL IN SKELETON ISLAND 1!
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4212657Oh shit. But who's winning
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4212657Just after your father did the 100 buttslaps of shame too
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4212666This must be a lucid dream. Try to force a pony into existence
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4212666>>4212667
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4212667Roll 2d100+20 difficulty
Rolled 78, 37 = 115 (2d100)>>4212673>autoloseWe force dad into existence instead.With a paddle
Rolled 72, 19 = 91 (2d100)>>4212673Ah son of a
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4212687Scream horribly
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4212687Do we even know what a pony looks like?
>>4212689Yeah. it looks like this? Probably. At least thinking about it will help distract you from the dream spanking dream dad is giving you
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4212696The rest of the lucid dream was banned from showing in 50 planets.Lilly snaps us awake
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4212707"Why does she scream about Dad so much? It's-""OK MOVING ON"- Rasputin and Olessa
>>4212710"But I just wanna know why she yells "DADDY!" everytime she sleeps""YOURSISTERHAVESOMEISSUESSHENEEDSTOWORKON,LILLY. LET US MOVE FORWARD""YES, LET US CONTINUE INTO THE BOSS ROOM"
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4212718Boy consoles her.Also Luke what are you doing here
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4212718Don't panic Luke, she will never find out unless VC decides to do it for a laugh
>>4212719Whenever Lilly is about to learn something age-inappropriate, Luke gets a psychic gutpunch and astral projects his screams in a subconscious attempt to stop it
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4212726"Don't worry Lilly, your siblings don't tell me much about your dad too. Except for how he should not be left alone with you and the fact that we should avoid his cowboy brother at all costs."
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4212726Maybe someday he will be able to do it, and also connect to the BBQ Dimension
>>4212732FLAAAAAASHBACKKKKK"Remember kids, never meet your uncle Texas until you're at least 20. It's for your own safety and also I don't wanna bury your uncle again"
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4212742Meanwhile in...wherever Bobby is
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4212742>>4212744
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4212756Where is he anyways?
>>4212758Somewhere in the hidden underground dinosaur land, tainted by the corruption of unknown eldritch horrors.Also, uh. I gotta stop thread for now. Will continue in the morning or something. My AC's started leaking up a goddamn flood, gotta deal with this shit. Sorry
>>4212767remember to take care of your ACs folks
>>4212767Thread's slow anyways, don't drown
The adventures of Bobby and possibly Zebra will not be DLC in this game because when it was proposed, half the meeting immediately left while the proposer was executed by impromptu firing squad
as promised, marian will now bake bread to compensate for being a failure in unlife
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4214155psst, marian, behind you
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4214163CLANGback to Olessa and Rasputin avoiding uncomfortable questions while searching for Betty
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4214163backstab him>nothing personal kid
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4214163Its me Marian, your best friend Santa
>>4214171"Santa?! It's not even December!"
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4214176I came here to give you a special gift Marian. An ass kicking.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4214176"Oh, but it's your early Christmas present for being such a good boy this year!"
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4214195The Master of the Robo-pocalypse sends his regards, Arch-Traitor.
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4214195Marian gets super turned on because he's a raging homosexual.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4214195Santa pummels Marian and stuffs him into the stove
>>4214201Strange, you coulda swore you heard Marian's screams
>>4214222"OH LOOK BOY AND LILLY IT'S BETTY HI BETTY DID YOU FIND THE BOSS OFFICE?"
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4214222>>4214223
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4214222It sounds like music to our ears.
>>4214224"Uh yeah, bro. It's over here""GOOD LET US GO IN, WE MUST NOT HESITATE TO FACE THIS ENEMY""why are you yelling""I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED FOR THE UPCOMING BOSSFIGHT"
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4214231Betty kicks the door down
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4214231Let's go into the boss office now.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4214231And that boss fight is the Galaxy Burger Founder CEO President, in that order, who also moves at the speed of light for some reason
>>4214232AND INSIDE THE TOP FLOOR OFFICE, YOU FIND:A. The Galaxy Burger CEO and Founder, Galaxy Man, with the power of a small galaxy inside himB. Alt-Yellows, who have backstabbed the Galaxy Burger CEO and Founder, CEO man, the man with all the powers of a CEOC. Nothing, the Galaxy Burger CEO and Founder has escaped long before you got here on his private chopperD. The Galaxy Burger CEO and Founder, a sentient hamburger, from space
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4214243D, the advance scout of a hamburger invasion
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4214243>B
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4214243>B.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4214243Options A and D combined
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4214251"So, the bombing failed, those bloody Alt-Yellows can't even do a terrorist plot right."
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4214251EAT HIM
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4214253>>4214254"I should hav--the fuck"YOU INTERRUPT HIS MONOLOGUE AND DIVES FORWARD FOR A BITE! ROLL 2D120The Galaxy burger has +30 bonus!
Rolled 56, 88 = 144 (2d120)>>4214260>autolosehe lets out a psychic wave
Rolled 15, 22 = 37 (2d120)>>4214260Oh no, Shotasniffer got the munchies
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d1)>>4214260WINNABLE???
Rolled 14, 38 = 52 (2d120)>>4214260
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4214267 DAMN!RASPUTIN, BETTY A LITTLE HELP HERE!
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4214267Uhh... Rasputin goes for a super duper dropkick!
>>4214269Ras and Betty goes for a Double kick! The CEO is forced to focus on blocking it!
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4214279Just in time for Boy to use his own psychic skeletal punch
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4214279VP comes in and loosens the screws on the CEO president's chair, toppling him!
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4214281The punch destroys his desk and sends the Galaxy Burger flying! Roll 2d120 as he will attempt a counter attack!He has +30!
Rolled 85, 85 = 170 (2d120)>>4214288URAH
Rolled 21, 51 = 72 (2d120)>>4214288
>>4214289He hammers your party with a barrage of psychic attacks!
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4214296Get Boy to press the attack and match him blow for blow while the rest find an opening
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4214297Roll 2d100 to see if there's an opening
Rolled 30, 68 = 98 (2d100)>>4214302
>>4214303Damn! His barrage is too rapid! No opening!
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4214306BOY, USE YOUR PSYCHIC SHIELD WHILE I LOOK TO SNEAK ATTACK!
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4214308"YOU CAN DO IT BOY!" Rasputin yellsRoll 2d120
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d1)>>4214318FOR THE USSRURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 95, 21 = 116 (2d120)>>4214318
Rolled 57, 34 = 91 (2d120)>>4214318>>4214319oops wrong dicemy badbut still URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 92, 59 = 151 (2d120)>>4214318He's too strong! We need to slather him in mayo or something
Rolled 108, 49 = 157 (2d120)>>4214318>didn't notice start of a bread
>>4214320No good! He's covering the entire room in his psychic energy! You can't get through!
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4214328Goddamnit, we need to break his concentration in such way that his psychic powers become useless.Tell Betty that Alt-Betty exists, is yellow, and a worshiper of Quattro[./spoiler]
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4214328we need to attack with natural enemy of burgersHEALTHY FOOD SUMMONaka just throw veggies at him
>>4214331"FOOL! VEGGIES WONT WORK ON ME! HAMBURGERS ALREADY HAVE LETTUCE IN THEM!"
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4214328Time to pull Boy's Devil trigger
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4214328We summon an american to help us.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4214337>>4214339
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4214337throw him artifical vegan patties instead
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4214337we need to go deeperthrow Luke at him with actual high quality sausages
>>4214343"yo that's just gross"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4214350have you look in the mirror lately?
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4214350gross enough to distract you from a BACK ATTACK
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4214352ROLL 2D120
Rolled 14, 33 = 47 (2d120)>>4214354URAURAURAURAURAAAAA
Rolled 112, 9 = 121 (2d120)>>4214354
Rolled 120, 74 = 194 (2d120)>>4214354nyeh
>>4214356Aw heck n->>4214357Phew, saved
>>4214357Imma pretend I didn't see that
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4214364OP gets shot by Director
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4214364I kill OP
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4214364You wanna your dogs back or not, OP>>4214365could be worse, could be reugissor
>>4214365Damn, now thread can't continue
>>4214371poor OPhe never ate those dogsnow he'll never know the taste of rare breeds
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4214371Oh now who will I give the million dollars to
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4214371>>4214372
>>4214373OP's funeral arrangements
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4214380grab that hand via lasso and get back to work, sun ain't set yet
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4214380Pull him out and throw him to the burger
>>4214384Back Attack success! He's unfocused!
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4214385NOW DO A COMBO ATTACK WITH BETTY, RASPUTIN AND BOY!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4214385ORAORAORAORAORAORA
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4214385wonder what the fuck wrong with this world since these abominations existbut on the second thought - you are livin skellyjust do combo attack insteador eat his innards
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4214389ROLL 2D120+50 For you+30 For him
Rolled 75, 88 = 163 (2d120)>>4214391LET'S FUCKING GO BROSIT'S OVERURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 9, 53 = 62 (2d120)>>4214391om nom nom
>>4214392You, Rasputin, Betty and Boy combined your power into one massive punch. Launching the space burger out of his office and exploding him over the city.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4214402Call director to come down and hack into his personal accounts to find out where the alt-yellows are hiding
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4214402Search his office now on where to find Quattro/alt-yellows
>>4214403"Got it. They're...."A. Under this tower, in the secret basementB. In the next roomC. On the roofD. RIGHT ABOVE YOU OH SHIT
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4214413D
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4214413D.OH SHIT NIGGA
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4214413C AND D OH GOD
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4214416Ah yes.THEY'RE BRINGING THE ROOF DOWN ON YA! ROLL 2D120+30 Diffficulty
Rolled 31, 77 = 108 (2d120)>>4214419
Rolled 56, 5 = 61 (2d120)>>4214419GRAB YOUR SIBLINGS AND DODGE!
Rolled 18, 29 = 47 (2d120)>>4214419
Rolled 45, 68 = 113 (2d120)>>4214419
>>4214421oh no, turns out grabbing all of them slowed you AND them down enough that all of you were caught under a big piece of debrisand diedthe end
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4214431"Haha they died so easily to a fallen roof, Betty, we di-""WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4214431come on OP, stop dying and skeletons can't die eitherget back to work
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4214438>>4214433
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4214438OP it's okay if you just make huge cliffhanger and end thread there for now, I ain't gonna judgeat least a lot.maybe
>>4214439"Calm down Betty, you've ruined the sneak attack"
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4214453COUNTER ATTACK BY THROWING PIECES OF THE ROOF BACK AT THEM!
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4214453>>4214456Both Bettys meet and get very angry at each other
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4214453cut in onto blushing and apologetic betty, while rest kill off whatever it is in backgroundtight budget, betty is cheaper to draw than battle
>>4214459"S-sorry, bro" Bety sheepishly apologises, as the budget is saved due to her face blocking the fight scene between you and a bunch of Alt-Yellow forces
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4214465Alt-Betty appears behind her and tells her "What a shame."
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>421446510/10 worth it
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4214480Protect our Betty!
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4214480TRUST NOONE, NOT EVEN OUR ALT YELLOW SELVES
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4214480All siblings go and attack Alt-Betty!
>>4214487Rasputin dashes in, saving our BEtty from Alt-Betty's one inch punch! AND NOW....i gotta go somewheres, be back in 2 hours. Shieeeeeeeeeet
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4214497take your time, OPthanks for bread
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4214497looks like Bobby is still hiding Quattro somewherehave a good dog
remember when we were supposed to be the villainsI don't think that really applies anymore
>>4214591maybe burger was doing charity work on the side while we were screwing his officesolving world's hunger issues, making healthy burgers all that
>>4214596perhaps, let us wait for OP to finish his buffet
>>4214663finally we will continue the adventure of skeleton heroes
>>4214679we need our opening song
>>4214679did I say skeleton heroesI meant "Skeleton Heroes...and Marian, Quattro and Bobby"
>>4214777OP has died due to being spooked too hard
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4214780use voodoo to bring OP back from the dead
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4214780robots beat up OP
>>4214782No! Away with your black magic!
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4214785and now...we move to villain conspiracy meeting about how the children of Lolisniffer are being heroes
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4214785Do it fag, he cant be stopped
>>4214786"I'm very confused"
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4214803"Well, come on, it's not like they're my bro-""Shut up Simon, you were supposed to watch over them for crying out loud."
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4214803Maybe its a plot to infiltrate Hero Society
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4214803its a ruse I swear
>>4214806"Indeed! Perhaps it's all an elaborate ruse""Maybe they're taking out the competition"
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4214812"Simon, Shadowboss Jr, please stop defending your family. Lolisniffer's mom is free, the kids are taking out our members, and we don't know what Lolisniffer himself is doing!"
>>4214812Maybe we could use them to take out our competition!
>>4214816"Well, he's just dealing with his mom right no--""FUCK YOU MEAN STOP DEFENDING MY FAMILY. YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND WHOOP YOUR ASS, BITCH?"
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4214825>>4214812
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4214829GO AHEAD, BRING IT YOU BLACK BITCH, BRING IT
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4214829Go over there and whoop his ass
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4214829"You two were supposed to guide them towards OUR brand of villainy, not have them take out two of our mem-">>4214832>>4214833
>>4214834An ass whooping ensues as the meeting room descends into chaos"...Alright. See you guys next week, as usual"
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4214842Back to Alt-Betty and her troops
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4214842See you Simon's, don't forget its your turn bring sna-AGH HE BIT ME!
>>4214844"AHA! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT YOU BLACK BITCH""I'LL PUNCH OUT ALL YOUR TEETH""You can't actually do th----AGHGHHGHG MAH TEEFFFHHHHHFFF"
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4214854Sure wish Shadowboss was here to bring order>>4214843
>>4214855Right right. Where were we, are yes
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4214860Director is leaking out the burger being behind the terrorist plot through info she got from the hack through the internet while shooting Alt-Yellow heads
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4214860Time to dieAhhhyaaaaaHH
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4214863"YOu'RE RIGHT! It is time for you to die!" yells Alt Bobby as he prepares to go in for the kill!ROLL 1d120
Rolled 89 (1d120)>>4214871Oh, this WILL make me happy.
Rolled 53 (1d120)>>4214871FULL NELSON
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4214886Director and Olessa reintroduce themselves to Alt-Bobby.Through beating him up with you."BOBBY YOU'RE NOT A PHYSICAL FIGHTER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GUARD THEIR QUATTRO WHILE I HANDLE THE OTHERS!"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4214886QUARTER NELSON
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4214891You lunge forward, attempting a quarter nelson hold on Bobby! ROLL 2D120!
Rolled 113, 17 = 130 (2d120)>>4214896
Rolled 36, 54 = 90 (2d120)>>4214896Euagh
Rolled 52, 57 = 109 (2d120)>>4214896
Rolled 94, 39 = 133 (2d120)>>4214896HAW-YEEEE
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4214897ALT BOBBY DODGES AND ATTEMPTS A COUNTER KICK!ROLL 2D120
Rolled 111, 42 = 153 (2d120)>>4214912Get pissed off if you get hit
Rolled 100, 39 = 139 (2d120)>>4214912Block it with your face.
Rolled 100, 108 = 208 (2d120)>>4214912Guess we know how Yellows won in that timeline, huh
Rolled 68, 24 = 92 (2d100)>>4214912
Rolled 69, 55 = 124 (2d120)>>4214912
>>4214919Youch! Alt-Bobby's kicks you across the face!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4214927Bite him in the leg!
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4214927Get pissed off
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4214927You know that scene in Avengers with Hulk and Loki?
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4214941One where he picks Loki up and smashes him across the floor, let me demonstrate
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4214941>>4214942This.activate rage mode
Here! Have fanart of the hypothetical alternate path where Shotasniffer and Boy got stuck in the industrial kitchen area of Galaxy Burger HQ and the temperature is rising.
>>4214949>All that fleshDisgusting where is Betty?
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4214942ROLL 2D120+30 bonus>>4214949hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Rolled 79, 3 = 82 (2d120)>>4214953Ah son of a
Rolled 57, 87, 10, 56, 53, 47, 91, 55, 87, 12, 110, 49, 64, 18, 91, 26, 95, 3, 41, 107, 41 = 1200 (21d120)>>4214953
Rolled 3, 54 = 57 (2d120)>>4214953>>4214958wrong die
Rolled 57, 35 = 92 (2d120)>>4214953Eaugh
Rolled 86 (1d100)Damn, these rolls kinda blow
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4214966Wait, Betty being a hardcore Yellow supporter, Bobby being comptent, Yellow being the winner and the leaders being killed....could they have come from a mirror dimension?
>>4214966>Rolled 86 (1d100)My dude.Wut.
>>4214966Never mind. I have made an error.Please forgive me.
>>4214971to be fair, OP made a bigger error by not making an image
>>4214967They literally did
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4214971That's 50 lashings for you>>4214972Because that wasn't a continuation post.I'm just trying to see who the dice is favoring
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4214957As you swing Bobby upwards, with the intent on slamming him down repeatedly into the ground, Bobby uses the upswing momentum and escapes your grip! Launching himself into the air and transitioning into a kick!ROLL 2D120
Rolled 38, 102 = 140 (2d120)>>4214982That Bobby looks way too competent
Rolled 39, 46 = 85 (2d120)>>4214982We need to bribe Dice God again
>>4214985Fuck what have I done
>>4214988Alt-Bobby is favored by dice god, somethings up
>>4214990No, you have a 100 and then my picking roll was higher by 1, by 1 goddammit!
Rolled 22, 27 = 49 (2d120)>>4214982ow my back ouchStep out of the way so he crashes.
>>4214991walk the path of shame
Apparently alt-Bobby is a master of man to man wombat.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4214985Bobby hits you with a dive kick and bounced off your head! Landing behind you, he'll attempt to push the advantage! ROLL 2D120!
Rolled 78, 39 = 117 (2d120)>>4215002Suddenly come to a realization given the behavior of the Alt-Yellows compared to their regular selves.It was you, wasn't it, Alt-Bobby. You murdered Alt-Quattro!
Rolled 25, 104 = 129 (2d120)>>4215002sfgbdsadcv
Rolled 49, 114 = 163 (2d120)>>4215002Just tackle him idk man
How can we possibly win? His numbers are so much bigger than our's.
>>4215005"Don't be absurd. The Reds killed him!"
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4215017Really? Because we didn't find any evidence of that when we searched though your data.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4215017>>4215021Yeah!What he said!
>>4215021"Bah! Of course you couldn't! Our data security is air tight! No way you could have broken into our storage!""What's this about data, Bobby?""Ah it's nothing, alt-Shotasniffer is just trying to play mind games"
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4215040Oh really? Then tell me, how DID you know that it was the Reds?
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4215040>>4215043Yeah!What he said!
>>4215043"Because we were there you alternate dimension bitch!""He was destroyed in battle against the Reds! It was during a critical skirmish, not some sort of assassination plot as you're implying"
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4215057I'm surprised, because they way you guys are the Reds would have lost completely since they would be the weakest in your dimension.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4215057Seize the advantage now that he's emotionally compromised.
holy shit you guys have been rolling bad
>>4215066That's not true.We've only been rolling bad when it's actually important.
>>4215066this guy gets it>>4215071
>>4215061"OF COURSE, THAT'S WHY WE WON, YOU FUCKING--""Calm down, Bobby. She's getting to you. Lemme handle her, you go take care of Alt-Rasputin. If he's anything like our Rasputin, you shouldn't have any trouble""mgggrhggggh, fine"
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4215078The battle was critical, wasn't it? I get it now. If you're going to kill your own boss, do it in a battle, blame the other team, and no one will ask questions. How's being the leader working out for you Bobby? Very convenient for you to succeed him when he suddenly was killed in a battle he was winning.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4215078>>4215081Yeah Bobby wtf?Coward.
>>4215081"That's enough outta you."Alt-Betty steps up to square off! Will you win against her?! Or will the dice be shit again?!FIND OUT NEXT TIME BECAUSE IT'S NEARLY 3AM AND I GOTTA NOT FUCK UP MY LIVER. SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETupdates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4215115Thanks for running the thread OP.You always do a great job with them.
>>4214949Wheres the fixed version where shes all bone with a stuffed bra?
>>4215219Maybe tonight, dunno. Gonna hafta build up more coomer power
>don't question my skeleton anatomy
>>4215978Yes, this is correctAnyway thread in about 10 hours
>>4216249What was that you said? 10 years?
>>4216257clearly 10 decades
>>4216262I'm pretty sure I heard 10 centillion years. I wonder how much OP would be able to increase the budget by then...
>>4216274>>4216262>>4216257SIX BILLION YEARS ISO-CUBES
>>4216276Hey you Java, make yourself useful and play me some gamelan while we wait.
>>4216274ABout 1 cent
>>4216279Sure thing, but now this plays for every action scene after this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs8BOvN7yIg
>>4216290oh boy 1 cent
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4216981clearly the color Quattro sees everytime he sleeps
>>4216983FLASH BACK, TO QUATTRO'S DREAM ZONE
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4216989back to Quattro in reality, what's being happening
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4216994Now back to Alt-Yellow fight where they describe the death of Alt-Quattro in detail
>>4216996Perhaps by falling down a flight of stairs
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4217012maybe, or explosion, or he faked it and ran away
Rolled 49 (1d100)OP I'm too dead from playin Real Robot Pilot Extreme VS AlphaI wish you best with bread>>4217012if quattro dreams means he still exists
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4217016Either way, Alt-Betty's not talking, she's more keen on punching you instead!ROLL 2D120She has a +40 bonus
Rolled 27, 53 = 80 (2d120)>>4217028
Rolled 59, 100 = 159 (2d120)>>4217028nyeah>>4217029>1 shortlol
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4217033I wasn't THAT late, OPwhat do you have agains Real Robot Pilot Extreme VS Alpha
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4217033>>4217034yeah
>>4217034cus robutts r gey lol
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4217044you can just say that you didn't get a key for it and jellyit's okayit's a safe place
>>4217045No im not jelly
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4217052you are old fashioned hatanyway, we dodged that punch, kapish?
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4217052time to eat him >>4217054
we need other anons soon
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4217052>>4217054
>>4217055Ah ha! Eating OP gave you severe food poisoning.-50 malus
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4217064don't lie on internet
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4217064Grab her arm
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4217064Surely Shotasniffer has built up immunity to food poisoning via her cooking
>>4215219As you requested! The 'banned in China' version!
>>4217073What is this indeed, BoyI must say I preferred the gamelan orchestra
>>4217072I'm sorry comrade, what are you implying about the Great Leader's cooking skills?>>4217073big hmmmm
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4217082>>4217069
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4217082That her cookery is so nourishing, it miraculously cures all disease
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4217082Comrade implies that Great Leader's stomach is made of steel, and it's propoganda of bad elements that Great Leader can get food poisoning.Great Leader is perfect, she can't get it. That would mean she is not perfect.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4217099That means Great Leader in perfect health, and basically image of someone who never can possibly get food poisoning.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4217099back to fighting alt-Betty
>>4217076Are you asking for Shotasniffer to cook you something in nothing but an apron and her hat? You know you gotta eat it no matter what
>>4217105With a -50 malus?
>>4217104Good, comrade. You are allowed 1 listen to state-approved songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS5_EQgbuLc
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4217125yeyEntertaiment
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4217125>>4217115I'm sure he means our stomach and not shotasniffer, and we're now going to draw out that damn match one more day
>>4217125> Not playing glorious Anzac anthem on Anzac day.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4217125Kick Betty in her coccyx.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4217125Now that malus proven logically impossible, punch altBetty in the tit
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4217125Cut back to you landing the final blow to alt-Betty
>>4217139Friendly fire! Friendly fire!!
>>4217133Imperialist nonsense mate>>4217139Surely OP will overlook your lack of specificity. Surely...
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4217139Roll 2d120Alt-Betty has +40 bonusSurely i won't take this as you mean OUR Betty
Rolled 94, 101 = 195 (2d120)>>4217158нъeх
Rolled 42, 60 = 102 (2d120)>>4217158
>>4217125>USSR>you don't know how lucky you are, boywait a second...
>>4217159OH NO! WHICH ONE WILL I TARGET?
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4217188Alt-Betty because Betty is attacking her from above
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4217188alt-betty
>>4217192But then again, the post did say kick betty instead...
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4217188The yellow one
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4217188Both. Just to be sure.
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4217196>>4217191
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4217196Red Betty is our teammate, target alt-yellow betty please
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4217198>>4217196
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4217196Kick altBobby instead
>>4217210shut up Bobby, you're not even in this battle
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4217225Now, kick alt-betty!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4217225"NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH" as he is taken by the secret underground molepeople
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4217225This is the longest kick ever and it should just connect with something already
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4217225This is a conspiracy against me!Goddamnit.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4217230BOOM! Your kick lands! She'll attempt a counter! Roll 2D120!+40 for Alt-Betty!
Rolled 106, 77 = 183 (2d120)>>4217250
Rolled 643, 528 = 1171 (2d1200)>>4217250Oh boy!
>>4217264Sorry sir, Im going to have to arrest you for cheating
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4217282Yes, that's him officer, the one with the yellow sun shirt over there >>4217264
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4217282It's a conspiracy against me. Not my fault. Blame Shotashillary. Drink more bleach. The virus was made in America.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4217285Look! Alt-Betty got kicked so hard she pissed herself! *escapes during distraction*
>>4217285Anyway, Alt-Betty attempted to punch you, but you dodged in time
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4217304Alt-Betty starts losing focus over the fact that you performed better against her than against Alt-Bobby
>>4217310"Agh, woe is me for I have been cursed by fate. Perhaps this is why Bobby became the leader after Quattro died."
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4217327Wait, how did he die? You guys never told me the method.
>>4217333"Well yeah, why would we tell you?"
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4217346Cause I'm your older sisterROLL TO INTIMIDATE
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4217349"That's fucking stupid, we're literally not blood-related"ROLL 2D120She has +80 resistance to your intimidation due to FACTS and LOGIC
Rolled 6, 36 = 42 (2d120)>>4217363URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 79, 85 = 164 (2d120)>>4217363Bah, would you prefer me talking about how you're the opposite of Betty instead
>>4217367She was not impressed by your intense scowling
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4217373Okay, just punch her instead to get the info out of her
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4217378ROLL 2D120+50 for Alt-Betty+120 for The Sun+666 for Satan+91 for 1991
Rolled 11, 10 = 21 (2d120)>>4217396>autolosswe need a different approach
Rolled 29, 5 = 34 (2d120)>>4217396>+91 for 1991FOR THE USSRURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 94, 41 = 135 (2d120)>>4217396
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4217400She dodges your punch and moves in for an uppercut!ROLL 2D120!+50 for Alt-Betty!
Rolled 70, 19 = 89 (2d120)>>4217423OP, how we gonna win thisshe has too big of a bonus
Rolled 89, 103 = 192 (2d120)>>4217423This is just getting ridiculous now
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4217423Why are we fighting her alone? What is Lily doing when she has giant dual-wielding swords and is conveniently short enough the have been out of the shot.
>>4217427Yes, such a shame. Oh well, good thing there's nothing here to remedy that
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4217453Actually you know what, how loyal were you to the alt-Quattro before he died
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4217453What is Quattro doing anyways?
>>4217465Being kept in a box somewhere that he himself does not know
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4217470>>4217459
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4217471"What do you mean,"how loyal"? I was one of his staunchest supporters. I stood beside him til the day he died!"ROLL 2D120
Rolled 43, 37 = 80 (2d120)>>4217510So the complete opposite of our Betty. And exactly like our Bobby.
Rolled 95, 6 = 101 (2d120)>>4217510URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4217526damn, where's that balance patch when we need it
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4217526So basically you're like our Bobby in loyalty
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4217526FFS these rollsHarness RAGE
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4217531"You point?"ROLL 2D120
Rolled 27, 18 = 45 (2d120)>>4217543YOU'RE JUST AS WEAK AS OUR BOBBY
Rolled 17, 113 = 130 (2d120)>>4217543Our Betty is the complete opposite of you, having turned away from Quattro, ask her.So what does this make YOUR BOBBY?
>>4217549ah fuck you hate to see it
Rolled 39, 112 = 151 (2d120)>>4217543
>>4217545she rocks your noggin with an air to ground axe kick!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4217562WE GOTTA GET ANGRY
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4217562Our Betty is the complete opposite of you, having turned away from Quattro, ask her.Our Bobby, is a stupid, foolish idiot who keeps trying to kill me but is ultimately loyal to Quattro beyond question.So what does this make YOUR BOBBY?
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4217562Become so goddamn enraged due to noggin rockin that we get buffed enough to actually damage this woman
this is actually taking longer than the mom fight
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4217570Roll 2d100 to tap back into that power of Rage that allowed you to go toe-to-toe with Grandma
Rolled 26, 23 = 49 (2d100)>>4217589
Rolled 77, 56 = 133 (2d100)>>4217589
>>4217598ANGER SURGES THROUGH YOU! ONCE AGAIN YOU UNLEASH YOUR RAGE!
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4217621HOLD DOWN ALT-BETTY NOW
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4217621FLURRY OF PUNCHES
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4217621Quattro gets a premonition as he senses his sister go into rage mode and snaps out of it.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4217621Punch her so that she lands a broken mess at Betty's feet, ready for Betty to deliver the final blow in some intense doppelgänger headfuck scene
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4217621KICK ALT-BETTY IN THE COCCYX AGAIN.
>>4217627"AAAAH!""Quattro? What's wrong? You snapped out of your meditation""Ugh, I dunno, Bobby. I saw a vision of the future. Something happened at the end that frightened me so much, I was forced out of the vision.....strange. It's all a blur. The trauma was so hard that I can't recall what happens in the future....but I sense it can't be good........oh well, nothing consuming bordeline fatal amounts of alcohol won't fix"
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4217650CHARGE AT ALT-BETTY
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4217650>>4217652We gonna fuck up altBetty gooood now
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4217656ROLL 2D120You have.....5 bonus lmaooooooooooooook iit's actually 50
Rolled 6, 100 = 106 (2d120)>>4217683GRAB HER
Rolled 50, 23 = 73 (2d120)>>4217683RIP AND TEAR
>>4217687>>4217686YOU SLAM INTO ALT-BETTY! DRAGGING HER ACROSS THE RUINED ROOF OF THE GALAXY BURGER TOWER AND INTO A SEPARATE ARENA OF BATTLE!and to save the budget, we switch over to Alt-Bobby
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4217700"Oh shit, I should have known that the Reds here would be competent."
>>4217701"Yes. Now. You were saying that you wouldn't have any trouble taking me down, weren't you. Bobby?"
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4217728Alt-Bobby runs away
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4217728Alt-Bobby pleads for mercy
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4217728Alt-Bobby is conveniently at groin height
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4217731"Retreating, Bobby?""I'm no coward, like your Bobby! I'm merely repositioning myself...FOR A FLYING KICK, HAAAAHHHH"
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4217758Here's the thing.Our Bobby isn't a coward at all.
Rolled 82, 98 = 180 (2d100)>>4217758Not bad
Rolled 16, 71 = 87 (2d100)>>4217758So you are a trickster. Well, know I will know
>>4217762OP didn't even ask to roll d100, but WOW that's pretty good
>>4217767Well he should've have!
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4217758Rasputin breaks altBobby's leg by grabbing his ankle mid-kick without even looking or breaking a sweat
>>4217770Also waitaminute, our Bobby isn't a coward
>>4217772Maybe its a shitty mirror
>>4217775Or maybe he really underestimates Rasputin
OP, shouldn't it be beyond 3am for you? Go to bed man! This is not healthy!
>>4217762"But not good enough">>4217791Oh fuck. It's actually 4AM ova here
>>4217791Shut up! We are so close to finishing this fight.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4217795Proceed to beat the crap out of the alt-yellowsalso, we're almost done, OP hold out for a bit longer
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4217795Fine. Rolling for OP to get healthy sleep.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4217795Also, Bobby is not a coward. He is in fact the only loyalist still serving Quattro and is willing to fight all of us if it means Quattro will get better
>>4217802So Bobby is just really stupid, because Quattro will
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4217813>>4217802So I think you're the treasonous coward.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4217813Op gets some rest now.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4217813Shotasniffer has knocked altBetty flying too, so that altBetty and altBobby both disappear with two little twinkles in the sky simultaneously
>>4217826Mate we still don't know where Quattro is, we need to beat the info out of them and ensure they don't refurn as reoccuring bosses
>>4217820"THIS AGAIN?! YOUR MIND GAMES WONT WORK ON ME FUCKING REDSSSS"
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4217837He loses so much focus that he falls prey to an ambush by the rest of the group
>>4217837Rasputin shoots alt bobby with his eye beams
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4217837Fair enough, likely died of Ligma
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4217837>>4217841
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4217837>>4217829 Was trying to round off thread but looks like OP wants to punch onSo uh I guess punch on I suppose
>>4217844"Eye beams? You high, anon?"
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4217849Headbutt him, use those horns of yours
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4217849It's morning man>>4217839
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4217849All anons are so stoned right now, they have no idea what's going onAlso while he was talking to anons Rasputin punched altBobby without realising
>>4217853IT'S COOL, 5AM HERE MEANS IT'S STILL DARK
No you sleep now
>>4217862OP suffering for his artAnyway back to Alt-Bobby being beaten up by Betty and the rest as revenge for Q quest
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4217862>>4217869
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4217862OP gets shot with a tranquilizer rifle.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4217862Dark like altBobby's bruises are about to be
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4217869>>4217862
>>4217882Also OP's apparently
>>4217874"NO! I AM BOBBY! LEADER OF ALL YELLOWS! CEO OF Q CORP! I AM THE STRONGEST YELLOW THERE IS! YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME DOWN!"
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4217895"You are barely a yellow"Says Bobby who appeared out of dinoland to save Quattro
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4217895Quick everyone else except the boss gang up on him to take him down
>>4217902"SHUT THE FUCK UP" aaaaand your Bobby's KO'd. It seems Alt-Bobby was able to tap into the rage! Only one thing to do now:A. Complain to OPB. Rasputin whoops his ass to establish dominanceC. A time portal opens and out jumps Fester Winchester, the most popular and loved protagonist ever, to save the dayD. OP goes to sleep
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4217922B.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4217922D
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4217922B
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4217922E. All of the above
>>4217922>CShut up Marian
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4217922A.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4217954Begone.
>>4217959RASPUTIN'S ONE INCH PUNCH HAS:A. Disintegrate Alt-Bobby's entire torsoB. Launched Alt-Bobby straight back to his home dimension, breaking every bone in his bodyC. Sent Alt-Bobby to space
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4217977A.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4217977B
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4217977A, we want to turn him over to the authorises as the terroist
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4217977D. Kill stolen by FALLING YELLOW SATELLITE.
>>4217983Authorities I mean
>>4217946>>4217989>2 fives in a rowd-do i get at least a participation trophy?
>>4217994ye here you go
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4217997"Should have...just...stayed...home..."THUD
>>4218002[Victory Theme]"B--b--betty...." Alt-Bobby murmurs as his skull drops to the ground.AND NOW, OP CAN FINALLY DIE/SLEEEP shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeetupdates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
Why does Rasputin wear the mask?
I hope Alt-Betty is okshe is kinda nice
So what do we do with alt-bobby's head?
>>4219115Use it as a kickball obviously
>>4219118That's already on the list
>>4219119We also make it into a near ornament later to mount on one of the flying machines
>>4219115Eat it to gain his powers.
>>4219121We can't make it just one torture, maybe on every start of the month>>4219132Too merciful
>>4219134Eat his jaw to gain his powers.
>>4219115He can still survive without a body.Put his head in a jar and keep him with us. He will slowly be won over to the USSR and communism and we can then put him to use [e.g. dealing with our shitty Quattro].If somehow he resists indoctrination, he will impotently watch his victorious enemies rule, slowly going mad, and also watch our shitty Quattro.Either way, a fate worse than death for him.
>>4219147I don't think we want two Bobbys in our organisation.That said, he could be put to use, just have to draft up a list of things the skeletons want to use his head for.Like taste-testing Shotasniffer's cooking
Guys, I think I know how we can defeat dad
>>4219151Our Bobby doesn't count as a Bobby. He is the worst Bobby of all local dimensions. Keep him in the underground dinosaur sewers or chained to Quattro's bar, and let's upgrade.
>>4219154>chained to Quattro's barThat would actually be a reward.That said, he is an improvement. He could help the skelesiblings.Like say, being made into a training dummy for Betty to vent her anger. Or reviewing incest fanfiction. Or used as a prop in Lilly's larping over the heads of her enemies.
>>4219159All of these and more besides.Evil Genius Thought is best practice of Shotasniffer Thought.
>>4219161And every time they are finished with it for the day they are to return it to the "Zebra Gallery" section of the Gulag for its nightly torture
>>4219162That is some dark shitHe will submit because he will come to learn he is deserving of it
>>4219174I'm rooting for him wanting death myself
OP has been murdered by his own liver due to abuse
>>4219388Nice try buddy, Livers don't exist.
>>4210296Just out of curiosity OP, do you draw these with a mouse or a tablet?
>>4219460Safety bump for today
OP got run over by a reindeerComing home from our house Christmas EveYou can say there's no such thing as SantaBut as for me and Quattro we believe
What a fucking disgrace. Imagine unironically fighting for m*arian
1 century til thread continues
>>4221367let's see how we get out of the plotline
>>4221419Obviously, by paying OP
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4221428pay him with Alt-Bobby's arms
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4221428give him one dog
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4221438Just like in my taiwanese cartoons!
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4221438continue with everyone trying to stop alt-betty
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4221455back to alt-betty battle
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4221455marian you now can stop yell rocketto punch and throw alt bobby hands on this wierd round creature
>>4221458>>4221455This, but first crack our neck to the side while grinding our fist into our palm while we reach our new happily angry place.Gonna hit. Some. Bitch.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4221463>>4221455Qhoops die.
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4221477he'll be fineee
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4221477Our Betty joins the fight
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4221477Is Betty also able to RAGE now?Or is that ShotaSniffers rage aura punching her up through the floor.Either way, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>4221478"Damn. If Bobby'd down. Then there's only 1 thing to do now..."WHAT WILL ALT-BETTY DO?!A. Produce QuattroB. Tactical RetreatC. Get Bobby's skull back
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4221521A
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4221521It's probably bad idea, but I wonder what A will doBetty will be like mother to Quattro?
>>4221523Alt-Betty pulls out a tied up, beaten and delirious Quattro from a secret holding cell! He looks confused and disoriented!