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OH SHIT NIGGA, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!

Now, one of your underlings/siblings, Quattro, has been kidnapped! Possibly by alternate dimension versions of your other siblings. From the future. You've tracked his trail to the headquarters of a villain org disguised as a burger chain. Now you've crashed into their office tower with two of your younger siblings, Rasputin and Betty. The Galaxy Burger guards have swarmed the area, if you want to find Quattro, you'll have to go through them and explore the tower!

What do
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4210296
Sing to hypnotize them
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

Emergency Portable Pocket Nuclear BombTM
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4210296
>>4210300
>mass destruction right out of the bad
what about friendly fire
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4210300
Roll 2d120!
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Rolled 14, 56 = 70 (2d120)

>>4210307
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Rolled 12, 4 = 16 (2d100)

>>4210307
nyeh
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>>4210309
>3 points from failure
>not d120
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>>4210312
good thing I can't read
nor count
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>>4210308
hm yes
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4210314
OP gets hypnotized with the henchmen and rasputin
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4210314
OP doesn't want to start thread off a good note
that bastard
get dogs back from him, he isn't allowed to eat them until he gets better
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>>4210316
Fascists!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4210325
Betty snaps Rasputin out of it .
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4210325
calm down, OP, you'll get your dogs back as soon you end the thread.
Safe and sound.
Unless someone will LETS THE DOGS OUT
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>>4210327
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4210339
murderize the floor
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>>4210340
wait why
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4210339
send the brainwashed ones to distract the other henchmen
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>>4210341
why not
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>>4210345
they're already hypnotized, just send them up and down and they'll dispose of themselves killing others with less effort on our part
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>>4210348
too late I guess
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>>4210340
>the floor

You punched the floor! Causing it to collapse and dropping everyone down to the 46th floor!
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4210355
That works too
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4210355
Now punch them while they are confused
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4210355
proceed to command brainwashed ones to killed the surprised henchmen
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>>4210357
Taking advantage of the the fact that the 46th floor guards are either crushed or surprised, Rasputin and Betty clears out the area
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4210366
47th floor guards that fell with us start shooting at other guards, screaming things like "PROTECT OUR QUEEN"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4210366
Should we do that with all floors? seems to be working
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>>4210368
we kinda need to defeat the top guy first, who's most likely at the top floor
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4210369
I mean if we go down all the floors, won't top floors be stranged and collapse on itself
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>>4210370
but if we do that we miss the chance to loot his money through his access
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4210371
quattro first. money embezzemblent second
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>>4210367
The 47th floor guards and the 46th started killing eachother!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4210376
get popcorn
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4210376
Climb up to the top while 46th guards call for backup to come down
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4210376
Level 45 is better
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4210379
OH SHIT! IT'S THE LEVEL 48th guards!

ROLL 2D120
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Rolled 30, 111 = 141 (2d120)

>>4210393
SING
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Rolled 35, 32 = 67 (2d120)

>>4210393
OH SHIT
they are weaksauce
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>>4210396
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4210407
I guess lower levels are nothing of not
go up
via elevator stage
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4210407
49th floor people gets decimated by olessa, betty and boy
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4210407
Good thing they weren't 45th level dudes, heard they are tought
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4210412
OH SHIT! IT'S THE 45th FLOOR BOSS!

ROLL 2D120!

HE HAS A +20 BONUS
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Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d120)

>>4210416
pop his muscle suit
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Rolled 45, 72 = 117 (2d120)

>>4210416
eh. it's okay
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4210418
You kicked him at a wall! He then bounces back and launches himself at you!

ROLL 2D120! He has +20 Bonus!
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Rolled 3, 54 = 57 (2d120)

>>4210437
>>4210417
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Rolled 47, 76 = 123 (2d120)

>>4210437
try to not hurt his self confidence too much
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does boss 45 inject himself with steroids
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>>4210444
Bane?
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>>4210445
Hes a big guy.
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>>4210439
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4210445
"BOOOO! YOU SUCK, 45!"
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>>4210453
>>4210455
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4210453
45th gets flashbacks of all time he wasted just going thru body building and doing no combat training
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4210453
That's all?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4210457
"Boy do I love getting swole"

"Uh yea bro, but whatcha gonna do with all that muscle? Better enter combat training to learn how to use em"

"I'll do that later. besides, if I'm swole enough, I prolly won't even need any training!"

Probably

His flashback and current shameful predicament has filled 45 with resolve! He'll get up and swing wildly at you!

ROLL 2D120 he has a +45 bonus!
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Rolled 113, 23 = 136 (2d120)

>>4210462
autolose
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Rolled 36, 72 = 108 (2d120)

>>4210462
>autoloss
path of swole is truly the sight to behold
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Rolled 101, 83 = 184 (2d120)

>>4210462
Ah shit
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Rolled 116, 42 = 158 (2d120)

>>4210462
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4210469
THROWING A MASSIVE PUNCH, HE ROCKS YOUR NOGGIN AND DESTROYS HIS OWN SHIRT SLEEVE! HE'S TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL! ROLL 2D120!

+45 BONUS FOR HIM!
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Rolled 6, 107 = 113 (2d120)

>>4210478
appreciate the swoleness
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>>4210480
god
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>>4210480
Awww. I wanna roll too.
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>>4210490
No one stopping. Failing the skill checks are half the fun, right OP?
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>>4210492
I do that all the time
People hate me
it's glorious
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>>4210480
His punches have alot of power behind them, but he's too sloppy and unfocused! You were able to dodge them once you got your bearings! An opening!
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4210495
touch his muscles and awaken muscle fetish
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4210495
Kick him in the balls with your rage
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4210495
Punch his fist with your own fist. Nothing like a fun game of bloody knuckles.
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>>4210496
do you have something to share with the rest of the class
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>>4210502
saido chesto
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>>4210496
YEah I agree with this anon >>4210502 , when did you become a raging homosexual?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4210510
"SHUT UP OP I'M NOT"
Marian no
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4210510
well you see it all started with playing cho aniki on pc engine
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4210510
Clearly that's just Shotasniffer's fantasy, when in reality she does this >>4210500
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>>4210512
You can't blame Marian for everything, anon
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>>4210516
>Shotasniffer's fantasy
he's not a little boy, get your facts straight
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4210519
Anyway >>4210499
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4210519
This time it was actually Quattro's fault
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4210519
there nothing wrong with muscle fetish
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4210519
Marian stole my sandwich
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4210519
> desire a muscle boy
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>>4210527
FLASHBACK TO ANON'S CHILDHOOD

"Pst, hey dude. Gimme your sandwich, I'll pay ya"
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4210536
he never did, back to story
Kick swole faggot in the balls already
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4210537
Roll 2D120!

You have +20 BOnus
The Balls have +45 Bonus
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Rolled 23, 109 = 132 (2d120)

>>4210548
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Rolled 60, 39 = 99 (2d120)

>>4210548
I mean that dumbell anime is pretty gut
manga is better tho
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>>4210550
you blew it
>>4210493
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Rolled 110, 17 = 127 (2d120)

>>4210548
AAAAAAAAA
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>>4210551
that dude blew harder >>4210554
also waiting each time for roll to appear before rolling own is boring
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>>4210555
I rolled because you did it first
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>>4210559
excuses
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>>4210555
Trying to save a hard roll when it's ruined by someone else isn't blowing it when he rolled like 1.5 mins after you
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>>4210551
Heh. Anon blew the balls
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>>4210562
okay and if too wait for each other roll so you won't accidentally roll losing roll - makes you waste time while OP will not pick successfull roll you could've roll while waiting for other roll.

aka stop being such whiny tryhards jesus christ
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>>4210567
>aka stop being such whiny tryhards jesus christ
mate taking the piss out of people who fuck it up is a time-honored tradition
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>>4210574
you getting way too upset when people roll over winning roll lately.
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>>4210554


>>4210577
>>4210574
Ladies, please. Get a room
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4210579
Hey, swolefaggot.
I was the distraction
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4210579
Glare at him and ask him one question, did he finish his quarterly report?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4210579
Punch harder while singing
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4210579
Ok. It's cute he thinks he's actually doing anything. Give him a pat on the back.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4210579
do atomic drop
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>>4210589
Welp there go another few floors
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>>4210591
who need them anyway
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>>4210591
dunno, OP has a specific timeframe of about 2 mins
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>>4210594
>specific
>about
>OP
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>>4210597
>OP
>specific
My mistake
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>>4210581

>>4210602
Hey, Im a man of principles
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4210616
Rasputin shows him what a guy with proper training can do to someone like him
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4210616
follow up by double leg flapjack
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4210616
Suplex the floor through him
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>>4210623
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4210655
45th starts crying over the fact that his muscles are meaningless against actual fights
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4210655
Now skeletenize him, how SWOLE will serve us well
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4210655
neat
I actually picked move on random from wiki
now do suplex to finish him off
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>>4210659
Having crushed his skull with your combined team effort. You realize you never had the power to reanimate skeletons. Guess ya didn't specc'd into that skilltree
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4210673
Maybe Lilly did.
Go up the floor while the 49th floor henchmen are being killed from behind
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4210673
There must be someone who can, also brutal
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>>4210677
Probably. You should think about that later. Now you should focus on clearing the floors until your reach the top floors, where your second team are at currently
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4210684
Turns out the guards are so confused about which ones are the traitors they are fighting each other in mass confusion
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>>4210686
Mass confusion and hysteria at the Galaxy Burgers HQ!

As the chaos overtakes the tower and you make your way forward, you realize....that OP gotta suspend thread now. Bringing shame to his name, which is already quite shameful to begin with already. Shieeet.

So uh yea. Gotta suspend it for now. Will continue.....when it can continue. updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4210694
To be fair, it's their fault for dressing the same and wearing facemasks for no reason.
Thanks for thread
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>>4210694
Why fight our way to the top floors, when we can bring the top floor down to us?

Start taking out structural supports.
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Thread in aboot 12 hours or sumthin
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>>4210694
hey OP, did you decide on a name to get ?
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4211802
If anything greater than 80, thread starts in 34 hours instead.
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Dicegod is merciful this time
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Ignore this post
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>>4211814
what do you mean?

>>4211825
ok
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>>4211833
a name/trip instead of continuing as "anonymous"
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>>4211837
why do you think so lowly of OP.
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>>4211837
There isn't any need, besides he already technically has a name.
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>>4211840
why do you think that ?
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>>4211837
A name would be too long to put on the OP blob
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>>4211843
cause trips are fags, and OP is glorious beign
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>>4211848
quiet, now he's gonna demand payment
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>>4211856
In the church of OP, we are free. There are no payments to be made.

But we accept donations
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>>4211859
mostly in buying skyrim
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>>4211859
I wish I could give you all my money times ten
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>>4211868
I'll settle for just all your money then
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>>4212241
You will get quintuple and you will like it.
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>>4211837
dumb
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Who's the sanest member of a family currently?
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>>4212379
From sanest to craziest
>Chosen One
>Rasputin
>Lilly
>Director
>Betty
>Olessa
>Shotasniffer
>Luke
>VP
>Quattro
>Marian
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bobby
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>>4212388
Thank you, I was gonna draw a Malcolm in the middle themed pic of the gang but that would be dumb for a quest thread.
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>>4212399
I mean people have drawn fanart and posted it before in OP's threads, so there's nothing stopping you from doing it
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>>4212403
All i have is mspaint and below mediocre drawing skills but thank you anyway.
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>>4212406
Shitty ms paint images are the best ones, though. Just post it.
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Hey guys I found this bootleg.
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>>4212447
Nice
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You guys remember how Opee once came in during an early thread of Skeleton Island 1 and drew fanart of the Greens, in which Marian looks like a confident boss? LMAO
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>>4212388
Shitty list, not gonna lie 2 u
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>>4212466
yeah bobby should be much lower
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>>4212464
Good times
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Time
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>>4212549
Is it? Is it really time?
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4212553
depends, will OP be beaten up again
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4212554
Perhapsz
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4212556
Betty throws OP to the 49th henchmen group fighting among each other in her mad dash to the boss's office to demand for info about Alt-Yellows
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>>4212561
OP's fatness allowed him to roll out of safety
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4212564
Betty just plows through the fight then
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>>4212569
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4212572
Just go straight up to the top floor while explaining everything that happened to Rasputin since he wasn't there for the original Q Quest, available as DLC on Skeleton Island Quest 1!
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>>4212576
"Hmmm. I see"
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>>4212587
punch zebra in the mohawk
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4212587
Also if Betty every finds out there is an Alt-Betty I think her temper will be horrible
>>4212589
meanwhile with zebra and bobby
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>>4212589

I dont even remember how to roll dice anymore. What have I become
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>>4212589
>>4212593
Suddenly, Zebra the skeleton, steps through a portal, he seems to have escaped some horrible fate.

But then you punched his mohawk and ruined his hair. Losing his powers, Zebra is then pulled back into the portal.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4212594
Wipe your hand on the wall for touching him while meeting up with Lilly, Olessa and Bobby
>>4212594
a man, now draw the sequel to >>4212464
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>>4212594
You've become this
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>>4212603
y-you guys still talk about me...
>>4212604
oh no
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>>4212603
They're facing off against the mid-boss! Galaxy Burger Chef!

>>4212609
You see, I am still waiting for Civ 3.
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(was it this)
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4212618
"OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING BURGER FILPPER" - Betty
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>>4212619
Yes. When Marian still had dignity
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4212621
Roll 2d100

+30 bonus
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>>4212609
Draw more vampire girls. faggot
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Rolled 60, 22 = 82 (2d100)

>>4212636
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Rolled 18, 27 = 45 (2d100)

>>4212636
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>>4212639
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4212650
Proceed to boss's office where Betty is about to kick the door down
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4212650
Progress plot
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>>4212652
YOU WOKE UP! EVERYTHING'S HAVE BEEN A DREAM! YOU'RE ACTUALLY STILL IN SKELETON ISLAND 1!
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4212657
Oh shit. But who's winning
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4212657
Just after your father did the 100 buttslaps of shame too
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>>4212659
Beige
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4212666
This must be a lucid dream. Try to force a pony into existence
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4212666
>>4212667
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4212667
Roll 2d100

+20 difficulty
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Rolled 78, 37 = 115 (2d100)

>>4212673
>autolose
We force dad into existence instead.
With a paddle
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Rolled 72, 19 = 91 (2d100)

>>4212673
Ah son of a
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>>4212675
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4212687
Scream horribly
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4212687
Do we even know what a pony looks like?
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>>4212689
Yeah. it looks like this? Probably. At least thinking about it will help distract you from the dream spanking dream dad is giving you
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4212696
The rest of the lucid dream was banned from showing in 50 planets.
Lilly snaps us awake
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>>4212697
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4212707
"Why does she scream about Dad so much? It's-"
"OK MOVING ON"- Rasputin and Olessa
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>>4212710
"But I just wanna know why she yells "DADDY!" everytime she sleeps"

"YOURSISTERHAVESOMEISSUESSHENEEDSTOWORKON,LILLY. LET US MOVE FORWARD"

"YES, LET US CONTINUE INTO THE BOSS ROOM"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4212718
Boy consoles her.
Also Luke what are you doing here
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4212718
Don't panic Luke, she will never find out unless VC decides to do it for a laugh
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>>4212719
Whenever Lilly is about to learn something age-inappropriate, Luke gets a psychic gutpunch and astral projects his screams in a subconscious attempt to stop it
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4212726
"Don't worry Lilly, your siblings don't tell me much about your dad too. Except for how he should not be left alone with you and the fact that we should avoid his cowboy brother at all costs."
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4212726
Maybe someday he will be able to do it, and also connect to the BBQ Dimension
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>>4212732
FLAAAAAASHBACKKKKK

"Remember kids, never meet your uncle Texas until you're at least 20. It's for your own safety and also I don't wanna bury your uncle again"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4212742
Meanwhile in...wherever Bobby is
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4212742
>>4212744
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>>4212744
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4212756
Where is he anyways?
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>>4212758
Somewhere in the hidden underground dinosaur land, tainted by the corruption of unknown eldritch horrors.

Also, uh. I gotta stop thread for now. Will continue in the morning or something. My AC's started leaking up a goddamn flood, gotta deal with this shit. Sorry
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>>4212767
remember to take care of your ACs folks
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>>4212767
Thread's slow anyways, don't drown
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The adventures of Bobby and possibly Zebra will not be DLC in this game because when it was proposed, half the meeting immediately left while the proposer was executed by impromptu firing squad
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as promised, marian will now bake bread to compensate for being a failure in unlife
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>>4214151
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4214155
psst, marian, behind you
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>>4214160
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4214163
CLANG
back to Olessa and Rasputin avoiding uncomfortable questions while searching for Betty
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4214163
backstab him
>nothing personal kid
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4214163
Its me Marian, your best friend Santa
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>>4214171
"Santa?! It's not even December!"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4214176
I came here to give you a special gift Marian. An ass kicking.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4214176
"Oh, but it's your early Christmas present for being such a good boy this year!"
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>>4214178
"o shit"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4214195
The Master of the Robo-pocalypse sends his regards, Arch-Traitor.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4214195
Marian gets super turned on because he's a raging homosexual.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4214195
Santa pummels Marian and stuffs him into the stove
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>>4214201
Strange, you coulda swore you heard Marian's screams
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>>4214222
"OH LOOK BOY AND LILLY IT'S BETTY HI BETTY DID YOU FIND THE BOSS OFFICE?"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4214222
>>4214223
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4214222
It sounds like music to our ears.
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>>4214224
"Uh yeah, bro. It's over here"

"GOOD LET US GO IN, WE MUST NOT HESITATE TO FACE THIS ENEMY"

"why are you yelling"

"I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED FOR THE UPCOMING BOSSFIGHT"
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4214231
Betty kicks the door down
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4214231
Let's go into the boss office now.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4214231
And that boss fight is the Galaxy Burger Founder CEO President, in that order, who also moves at the speed of light for some reason
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>>4214232
AND INSIDE THE TOP FLOOR OFFICE, YOU FIND:

A. The Galaxy Burger CEO and Founder, Galaxy Man, with the power of a small galaxy inside him
B. Alt-Yellows, who have backstabbed the Galaxy Burger CEO and Founder, CEO man, the man with all the powers of a CEO
C. Nothing, the Galaxy Burger CEO and Founder has escaped long before you got here on his private chopper
D. The Galaxy Burger CEO and Founder, a sentient hamburger, from space
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4214243
D, the advance scout of a hamburger invasion
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4214243
>B
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4214243
>B.
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4214243
Options A and D combined
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>>4214245
OH SHIT
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4214251
"So, the bombing failed, those bloody Alt-Yellows can't even do a terrorist plot right."
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4214251
EAT HIM
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4214253
>>4214254
"I should hav--the fuck"

YOU INTERRUPT HIS MONOLOGUE AND DIVES FORWARD FOR A BITE! ROLL 2D120

The Galaxy burger has +30 bonus!
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Rolled 56, 88 = 144 (2d120)

>>4214260
>autolose
he lets out a psychic wave
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Rolled 15, 22 = 37 (2d120)

>>4214260
Oh no, Shotasniffer got the munchies
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d1)

>>4214260
WINNABLE???
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>>4214261
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Rolled 14, 38 = 52 (2d120)

>>4214260
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4214267
DAMN!
RASPUTIN, BETTY A LITTLE HELP HERE!
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4214267
Uhh... Rasputin goes for a super duper dropkick!
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>>4214269
Ras and Betty goes for a Double kick! The CEO is forced to focus on blocking it!
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4214279
Just in time for Boy to use his own psychic skeletal punch
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4214279
VP comes in and loosens the screws on the CEO president's chair, toppling him!
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4214281
The punch destroys his desk and sends the Galaxy Burger flying! Roll 2d120 as he will attempt a counter attack!

He has +30!
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Rolled 85, 85 = 170 (2d120)

>>4214288
URAH
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Rolled 21, 51 = 72 (2d120)

>>4214288
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>>4214289
He hammers your party with a barrage of psychic attacks!
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4214296
Get Boy to press the attack and match him blow for blow while the rest find an opening
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4214297
Roll 2d100 to see if there's an opening
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Rolled 30, 68 = 98 (2d100)

>>4214302
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>>4214303
Damn! His barrage is too rapid! No opening!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4214306
BOY, USE YOUR PSYCHIC SHIELD WHILE I LOOK TO SNEAK ATTACK!
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4214308
"YOU CAN DO IT BOY!" Rasputin yells

Roll 2d120
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d1)

>>4214318
FOR THE USSR
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 95, 21 = 116 (2d120)

>>4214318
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Rolled 57, 34 = 91 (2d120)

>>4214318
>>4214319
oops wrong dice
my bad
but still URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 92, 59 = 151 (2d120)

>>4214318
He's too strong! We need to slather him in mayo or something
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Rolled 108, 49 = 157 (2d120)

>>4214318
>didn't notice start of a bread
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>>4214320
No good! He's covering the entire room in his psychic energy! You can't get through!
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4214328
Goddamnit, we need to break his concentration in such way that his psychic powers become useless.
Tell Betty that Alt-Betty exists, is yellow, and a worshiper of Quattro[./spoiler]
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4214328
we need to attack with natural enemy of burgers
HEALTHY FOOD SUMMON
aka just throw veggies at him
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>>4214331
"FOOL! VEGGIES WONT WORK ON ME! HAMBURGERS ALREADY HAVE LETTUCE IN THEM!"
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4214328
Time to pull Boy's Devil trigger
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4214328
We summon an american to help us.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4214337
>>4214339
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4214337
throw him artifical vegan patties instead
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4214337
we need to go deeper
throw Luke at him with actual high quality sausages
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>>4214343
"yo that's just gross"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4214350
have you look in the mirror lately?
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4214350
gross enough to distract you from a BACK ATTACK
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4214352
ROLL 2D120
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Rolled 14, 33 = 47 (2d120)

>>4214354
URAURAURAURAURAAAAA
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Rolled 112, 9 = 121 (2d120)

>>4214354
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Rolled 120, 74 = 194 (2d120)

>>4214354
nyeh
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>>4214356
GOD-
>>4214357
redeemed
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>>4214356
Aw heck n-

>>4214357
Phew, saved
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>>4214357
Imma pretend I didn't see that
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4214364
OP gets shot by Director
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4214364
I kill OP
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4214364
You wanna your dogs back or not, OP
>>4214365
could be worse, could be reugissor
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>>4214368
>reugissor
Regisseur
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>>4214365
Damn, now thread can't continue
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>>4214371
poor OP
he never ate those dogs
now he'll never know the taste of rare breeds
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4214371
Oh now who will I give the million dollars to
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4214371
>>4214372
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>>4214373
OP's funeral arrangements
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4214380
grab that hand via lasso and get back to work, sun ain't set yet
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4214380
Pull him out and throw him to the burger
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>>4214384
Back Attack success! He's unfocused!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4214385
NOW DO A COMBO ATTACK WITH BETTY, RASPUTIN AND BOY!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4214385
ORAORAORAORAORAORA
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4214385
wonder what the fuck wrong with this world since these abominations exist
but on the second thought - you are livin skelly
just do combo attack instead
or eat his innards
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4214389
ROLL 2D120

+50 For you
+30 For him
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Rolled 75, 88 = 163 (2d120)

>>4214391
LET'S FUCKING GO BROS
IT'S OVER
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 9, 53 = 62 (2d120)

>>4214391
om nom nom
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>>4214392
You, Rasputin, Betty and Boy combined your power into one massive punch. Launching the space burger out of his office and exploding him over the city.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4214402
Call director to come down and hack into his personal accounts to find out where the alt-yellows are hiding
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4214402
Search his office now on where to find Quattro/alt-yellows
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>>4214403
"Got it. They're...."

A. Under this tower, in the secret basement
B. In the next room
C. On the roof
D. RIGHT ABOVE YOU OH SHIT
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4214413
D
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4214413
D.
OH SHIT NIGGA
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4214413
C AND D OH GOD
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4214416
Ah yes.

THEY'RE BRINGING THE ROOF DOWN ON YA! ROLL 2D120

+30 Diffficulty
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Rolled 31, 77 = 108 (2d120)

>>4214419
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Rolled 56, 5 = 61 (2d120)

>>4214419
GRAB YOUR SIBLINGS AND DODGE!
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Rolled 18, 29 = 47 (2d120)

>>4214419
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Rolled 45, 68 = 113 (2d120)

>>4214419
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>>4214421
oh no, turns out grabbing all of them slowed you AND them down enough that all of you were caught under a big piece of debris

and died

the end
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4214431
"Haha they died so easily to a fallen roof, Betty, we di-"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4214431
come on OP, stop dying and skeletons can't die either
get back to work
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>>4214437
nuuuhoooh
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4214438
>>4214433
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4214438
OP it's okay if you just make huge cliffhanger and end thread there for now, I ain't gonna judge
at least a lot.
maybe
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>>4214439
"Calm down Betty, you've ruined the sneak attack"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4214453
COUNTER ATTACK BY THROWING PIECES OF THE ROOF BACK AT THEM!
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4214453
>>4214456
Both Bettys meet and get very angry at each other
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4214453
cut in onto blushing and apologetic betty, while rest kill off whatever it is in background
tight budget, betty is cheaper to draw than battle
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>>4214459
"S-sorry, bro" Bety sheepishly apologises, as the budget is saved due to her face blocking the fight scene between you and a bunch of Alt-Yellow forces
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4214465
Alt-Betty appears behind her and tells her "What a shame."
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4214465
10/10
worth it
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>>4214466
OH SHIT
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4214480
Protect our Betty!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4214480
TRUST NOONE, NOT EVEN OUR ALT YELLOW SELVES
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4214480
All siblings go and attack Alt-Betty!
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>>4214487
Rasputin dashes in, saving our BEtty from Alt-Betty's one inch punch! AND NOW....i gotta go somewheres, be back in 2 hours. Shieeeeeeeeeet
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4214497
take your time, OP
thanks for bread
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4214497
looks like Bobby is still hiding Quattro somewhere
have a good dog
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remember when we were supposed to be the villains
I don't think that really applies anymore
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>>4214591
maybe burger was doing charity work on the side while we were screwing his office
solving world's hunger issues, making healthy burgers all that
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>>4214596
perhaps, let us wait for OP to finish his buffet
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soon
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>>4214663
finally we will continue the adventure of skeleton heroes
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>>4214666
god bless
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>>4214679
we need our opening song
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>>4214679
did I say skeleton heroes
I meant "Skeleton Heroes...and Marian, Quattro and Bobby"
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>>4214748
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiWio9FMdGI
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>>4214777
OP has died due to being spooked too hard
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4214780
use voodoo to bring OP back from the dead
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4214780
robots beat up OP
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>>4214782
No! Away with your black magic!
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4214785
and now...we move to villain conspiracy meeting about how the children of Lolisniffer are being heroes
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4214785
Do it fag, he cant be stopped
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>>4214786
"I'm very confused"
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4214803
"Well, come on, it's not like they're my bro-"
"Shut up Simon, you were supposed to watch over them for crying out loud."
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4214803
Maybe its a plot to infiltrate Hero Society
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4214803
its a ruse I swear
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>>4214806
"Indeed! Perhaps it's all an elaborate ruse"

"Maybe they're taking out the competition"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4214812
"Simon, Shadowboss Jr, please stop defending your family. Lolisniffer's mom is free, the kids are taking out our members, and we don't know what Lolisniffer himself is doing!"
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>>4214812
Maybe we could use them to take out our competition!
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>>4214816
"Well, he's just dealing with his mom right no--"

"FUCK YOU MEAN STOP DEFENDING MY FAMILY. YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND WHOOP YOUR ASS, BITCH?"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4214825
>>4214812
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4214829
GO AHEAD, BRING IT YOU BLACK BITCH, BRING IT
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4214829
Go over there and whoop his ass
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4214829
"You two were supposed to guide them towards OUR brand of villainy, not have them take out two of our mem-"
>>4214832
>>4214833
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>>4214834
An ass whooping ensues as the meeting room descends into chaos

"...Alright. See you guys next week, as usual"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4214842
Back to Alt-Betty and her troops
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4214842
See you Simon's, don't forget its your turn bring sna-AGH HE BIT ME!
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>>4214844
"AHA! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT YOU BLACK BITCH"

"I'LL PUNCH OUT ALL YOUR TEETH"

"You can't actually do th----AGHGHHGHG MAH TEEFFFHHHHHFFF"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4214854
Sure wish Shadowboss was here to bring order
>>4214843
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>>4214855
Right right. Where were we, are yes
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4214860
Director is leaking out the burger being behind the terrorist plot through info she got from the hack through the internet while shooting Alt-Yellow heads
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4214860
Time to die
AhhhyaaaaaHH
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4214863
"YOu'RE RIGHT! It is time for you to die!" yells Alt Bobby as he prepares to go in for the kill!

ROLL 1d120
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Rolled 89 (1d120)

>>4214871
Oh, this WILL make me happy.
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Rolled 53 (1d120)

>>4214871
FULL NELSON
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>>4214872
"HAAAAARGGHHH----huh?"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4214886
Director and Olessa reintroduce themselves to Alt-Bobby.
Through beating him up with you.
"BOBBY YOU'RE NOT A PHYSICAL FIGHTER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GUARD THEIR QUATTRO WHILE I HANDLE THE OTHERS!"
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4214886
QUARTER NELSON
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4214891
You lunge forward, attempting a quarter nelson hold on Bobby! ROLL 2D120!
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Rolled 113, 17 = 130 (2d120)

>>4214896
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Rolled 36, 54 = 90 (2d120)

>>4214896
Euagh
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Rolled 52, 57 = 109 (2d120)

>>4214896
>>
Rolled 94, 39 = 133 (2d120)

>>4214896
HAW-YEEEE
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4214897
ALT BOBBY DODGES AND ATTEMPTS A COUNTER KICK!

ROLL 2D120
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Rolled 111, 42 = 153 (2d120)

>>4214912
Get pissed off if you get hit
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Rolled 100, 39 = 139 (2d120)

>>4214912
Block it with your face.
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Rolled 100, 108 = 208 (2d120)

>>4214912
Guess we know how Yellows won in that timeline, huh
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Rolled 68, 24 = 92 (2d100)

>>4214912
>>
Rolled 69, 55 = 124 (2d120)

>>4214912
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>>4214919
Youch! Alt-Bobby's kicks you across the face!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4214927
Bite him in the leg!
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4214927
Get pissed off
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4214927
You know that scene in Avengers with Hulk and Loki?
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>>4214935
>100
NICE?
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>>4214935
"What scene?"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4214941
One where he picks Loki up and smashes him across the floor, let me demonstrate
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4214941
>>4214942
This.
activate rage mode
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>>4214949
>All that flesh
Disgusting where is Betty?
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4214942
ROLL 2D120

+30 bonus

>>4214949
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Rolled 79, 3 = 82 (2d120)

>>4214953
Ah son of a
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Rolled 57, 87, 10, 56, 53, 47, 91, 55, 87, 12, 110, 49, 64, 18, 91, 26, 95, 3, 41, 107, 41 = 1200 (21d120)

>>4214953
>>
Rolled 3, 54 = 57 (2d120)

>>4214953
>>4214958
wrong die
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Rolled 57, 35 = 92 (2d120)

>>4214953
Eaugh
>>
>these rolls
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

Damn, these rolls kinda blow
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4214966
Wait, Betty being a hardcore Yellow supporter, Bobby being comptent, Yellow being the winner and the leaders being killed....could they have come from a mirror dimension?
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>>4214966
>Rolled 86 (1d100)
My dude.
Wut.
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>>4214966
Never mind. I have made an error.
Please forgive me.
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>>4214971
to be fair, OP made a bigger error by not making an image
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>>4214967
They literally did
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4214971
That's 50 lashings for you

>>4214972
Because that wasn't a continuation post.

I'm just trying to see who the dice is favoring
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4214957
As you swing Bobby upwards, with the intent on slamming him down repeatedly into the ground, Bobby uses the upswing momentum and escapes your grip! Launching himself into the air and transitioning into a kick!

ROLL 2D120
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Rolled 38, 102 = 140 (2d120)

>>4214982
That Bobby looks way too competent
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Rolled 39, 46 = 85 (2d120)

>>4214982
We need to bribe Dice God again
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>>4214985
Fuck what have I done
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>>4214988
Alt-Bobby is favored by dice god, somethings up
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>>4214990
No, you have a 100 and then my picking roll was higher by 1, by 1 goddammit!
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Rolled 22, 27 = 49 (2d120)

>>4214982
ow my back ouch

Step out of the way so he crashes.
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>>4214991
walk the path of shame
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Apparently alt-Bobby is a master of man to man wombat.
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>>4214985
Bobby hits you with a dive kick and bounced off your head! Landing behind you, he'll attempt to push the advantage! ROLL 2D120!
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Rolled 78, 39 = 117 (2d120)

>>4215002
Suddenly come to a realization given the behavior of the Alt-Yellows compared to their regular selves.
It was you, wasn't it, Alt-Bobby. You murdered Alt-Quattro!
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Rolled 25, 104 = 129 (2d120)

>>4215002
sfgbdsadcv
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Rolled 49, 114 = 163 (2d120)

>>4215002
Just tackle him idk man
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How can we possibly win? His numbers are so much bigger than our's.
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>>4215005
"Don't be absurd. The Reds killed him!"
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4215017
Really? Because we didn't find any evidence of that when we searched though your data.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4215017
>>4215021
Yeah!
What he said!
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>>4215021
"Bah! Of course you couldn't! Our data security is air tight! No way you could have broken into our storage!"

"What's this about data, Bobby?"

"Ah it's nothing, alt-Shotasniffer is just trying to play mind games"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4215040
Oh really? Then tell me, how DID you know that it was the Reds?
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4215040
>>4215043
Yeah!
What he said!
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>>4215043
"Because we were there you alternate dimension bitch!"

"He was destroyed in battle against the Reds! It was during a critical skirmish, not some sort of assassination plot as you're implying"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4215057
I'm surprised, because they way you guys are the Reds would have lost completely since they would be the weakest in your dimension.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4215057
Seize the advantage now that he's emotionally compromised.
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holy shit you guys have been rolling bad
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>>4215066
That's not true.
We've only been rolling bad when it's actually important.
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>>4215066
this guy gets it
>>4215071
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>>4215061
"OF COURSE, THAT'S WHY WE WON, YOU FUCKING--"

"Calm down, Bobby. She's getting to you. Lemme handle her, you go take care of Alt-Rasputin. If he's anything like our Rasputin, you shouldn't have any trouble"

"mgggrhggggh, fine"
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4215078
The battle was critical, wasn't it? I get it now. If you're going to kill your own boss, do it in a battle, blame the other team, and no one will ask questions. How's being the leader working out for you Bobby? Very convenient for you to succeed him when he suddenly was killed in a battle he was winning.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4215078
>>4215081
Yeah Bobby wtf?
Coward.
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>>4215081
"That's enough outta you."

Alt-Betty steps up to square off! Will you win against her?! Or will the dice be shit again?!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME BECAUSE IT'S NEARLY 3AM AND I GOTTA NOT FUCK UP MY LIVER. SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4215115
Thanks for running the thread OP.
You always do a great job with them.
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>>4214949
Wheres the fixed version where shes all bone with a stuffed bra?
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>>4215219
Maybe tonight, dunno. Gonna hafta build up more coomer power
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>don't question my skeleton anatomy
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>>4215978
Yes, this is correct

Anyway thread in about 10 hours
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>>4216249
What was that you said? 10 years?
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>>4216257
clearly 10 decades
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>>4216262
I'm pretty sure I heard 10 centillion years. I wonder how much OP would be able to increase the budget by then...
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>>4216274
>>4216262
>>4216257
SIX BILLION YEARS ISO-CUBES
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>>4216276
Hey you Java, make yourself useful and play me some gamelan while we wait.
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>>4216274
ABout 1 cent
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>>4216279
Sure thing, but now this plays for every action scene after this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs8BOvN7yIg
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>>4216290
oh boy 1 cent
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4216981
clearly the color Quattro sees everytime he sleeps
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>>4216983
FLASH BACK, TO QUATTRO'S DREAM ZONE
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4216989
back to Quattro in reality, what's being happening
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>>4216990
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4216994
Now back to Alt-Yellow fight where they describe the death of Alt-Quattro in detail
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>>4216996
Perhaps by falling down a flight of stairs
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4217012
maybe, or explosion, or he faked it and ran away
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

OP I'm too dead from playin Real Robot Pilot Extreme VS Alpha
I wish you best with bread
>>4217012
if quattro dreams means he still exists
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4217016
Either way, Alt-Betty's not talking, she's more keen on punching you instead!

ROLL 2D120

She has a +40 bonus
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Rolled 27, 53 = 80 (2d120)

>>4217028
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Rolled 59, 100 = 159 (2d120)

>>4217028
nyeah
>>4217029
>1 short
lol
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>>4217029
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4217033
I wasn't THAT late, OP
what do you have agains Real Robot Pilot Extreme VS Alpha
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4217033
>>4217034
yeah
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>>4217034
cus robutts r gey lol
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4217044
you can just say that you didn't get a key for it and jelly
it's okay
it's a safe place
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>>4217045
No im not jelly
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4217052
you are old fashioned hat
anyway, we dodged that punch, kapish?
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4217052
time to eat him
>>4217054
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we need other anons soon
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4217052
>>4217054
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>>4217055
Ah ha! Eating OP gave you severe food poisoning.

-50 malus
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4217064
don't lie on internet
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4217064
Grab her arm
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4217064
Surely Shotasniffer has built up immunity to food poisoning via her cooking
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>>4215219
As you requested! The 'banned in China' version!
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>>4217073
hmmm
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>>4217073
What is this indeed, Boy
I must say I preferred the gamelan orchestra
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>>4217072
I'm sorry comrade, what are you implying about the Great Leader's cooking skills?

>>4217073
big hmmmm
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4217082
>>4217069
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4217082
That her cookery is so nourishing, it miraculously cures all disease
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4217082
Comrade implies that Great Leader's stomach is made of steel, and it's propoganda of bad elements that Great Leader can get food poisoning.
Great Leader is perfect, she can't get it. That would mean she is not perfect.
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>>4217087
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4217099
That means Great Leader in perfect health, and basically image of someone who never can possibly get food poisoning.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4217099
back to fighting alt-Betty
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>>4217076
Are you asking for Shotasniffer to cook you something in nothing but an apron and her hat? You know you gotta eat it no matter what
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>>4217105
With a -50 malus?
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>>4217104
Good, comrade. You are allowed 1 listen to state-approved song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS5_EQgbuLc
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4217125
yey
Entertaiment
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4217125
>>4217115
I'm sure he means our stomach and not shotasniffer, and we're now going to draw out that damn match one more day
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>>4217125
> Not playing glorious Anzac anthem on Anzac day.
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4217125
Kick Betty in her coccyx.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4217125
Now that malus proven logically impossible, punch altBetty in the tit
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4217125
Cut back to you landing the final blow to alt-Betty
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>>4217139
Friendly fire! Friendly fire!!
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>>4217133
Imperialist nonsense mate
>>4217139
Surely OP will overlook your lack of specificity. Surely...
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4217139
Roll 2d120

Alt-Betty has +40 bonus

Surely i won't take this as you mean OUR Betty
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Rolled 94, 101 = 195 (2d120)

>>4217158
нъeх
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Rolled 42, 60 = 102 (2d120)

>>4217158
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>>4217125
>USSR
>you don't know how lucky you are, boy
wait a second...
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>>4217159
OH NO! WHICH ONE WILL I TARGET?
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4217188
Alt-Betty because Betty is attacking her from above
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4217188
alt-betty
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>>4217192
But then again, the post did say kick betty instead...
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4217188
The yellow one
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4217188
Both. Just to be sure.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4217196
>>4217191
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4217196
Red Betty is our teammate, target alt-yellow betty please
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4217198
>>4217196
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4217196
Kick altBobby instead
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>>4217210
shut up Bobby, you're not even in this battle
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>>4217210
>>4217213
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4217225
Now, kick alt-betty!
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4217225
"NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH" as he is taken by the secret underground molepeople
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4217225
This is the longest kick ever and it should just connect with something already
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4217225
This is a conspiracy against me!

Goddamnit.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4217230
BOOM! Your kick lands! She'll attempt a counter! Roll 2D120!

+40 for Alt-Betty!
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Rolled 106, 77 = 183 (2d120)

>>4217250
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Rolled 643, 528 = 1171 (2d1200)

>>4217250
Oh boy!
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>>4217264
>2d1200
what
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>>4217264
Sorry sir, Im going to have to arrest you for cheating
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4217282
Yes, that's him officer, the one with the yellow sun shirt over there >>4217264
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4217282
It's a conspiracy against me. Not my fault. Blame Shotashillary. Drink more bleach. The virus was made in America.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4217285
Look! Alt-Betty got kicked so hard she pissed herself!

*escapes during distraction*
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>>4217285
Anyway, Alt-Betty attempted to punch you, but you dodged in time
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4217304
Alt-Betty starts losing focus over the fact that you performed better against her than against Alt-Bobby
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>>4217310
"Agh, woe is me for I have been cursed by fate. Perhaps this is why Bobby became the leader after Quattro died."
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4217327
Wait, how did he die? You guys never told me the method.
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>>4217333
"Well yeah, why would we tell you?"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4217346
Cause I'm your older sister
ROLL TO INTIMIDATE
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4217349
"That's fucking stupid, we're literally not blood-related"

ROLL 2D120

She has +80 resistance to your intimidation due to FACTS and LOGIC
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Rolled 6, 36 = 42 (2d120)

>>4217363
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 79, 85 = 164 (2d120)

>>4217363
Bah, would you prefer me talking about how you're the opposite of Betty instead
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>>4217367
She was not impressed by your intense scowling
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>>4217073
Much better
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4217373
Okay, just punch her instead to get the info out of her
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4217378
ROLL 2D120

+50 for Alt-Betty
+120 for The Sun
+666 for Satan
+91 for 1991
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Rolled 11, 10 = 21 (2d120)

>>4217396
>autoloss
we need a different approach
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Rolled 29, 5 = 34 (2d120)

>>4217396
>+91 for 1991
FOR THE USSR
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 94, 41 = 135 (2d120)

>>4217396
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4217400
She dodges your punch and moves in for an uppercut!

ROLL 2D120!

+50 for Alt-Betty!
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Rolled 70, 19 = 89 (2d120)

>>4217423
OP, how we gonna win this
she has too big of a bonus
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Rolled 89, 103 = 192 (2d120)

>>4217423
This is just getting ridiculous now
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4217423
Why are we fighting her alone? What is Lily doing when she has giant dual-wielding swords and is conveniently short enough the have been out of the shot.
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>>4217427
Yes, such a shame. Oh well, good thing there's nothing here to remedy that
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4217453
Actually you know what, how loyal were you to the alt-Quattro before he died
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4217453
What is Quattro doing anyways?
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>>4217465

Being kept in a box somewhere that he himself does not know
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4217470
>>4217459
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4217471
"What do you mean,"how loyal"? I was one of his staunchest supporters. I stood beside him til the day he died!"

ROLL 2D120
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Rolled 43, 37 = 80 (2d120)

>>4217510
So the complete opposite of our Betty. And exactly like our Bobby.
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Rolled 95, 6 = 101 (2d120)

>>4217510
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>4217514
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4217526
damn, where's that balance patch when we need it
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4217526
So basically you're like our Bobby in loyalty
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4217526
FFS these rolls
Harness RAGE
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4217531
"You point?"

ROLL 2D120
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Rolled 27, 18 = 45 (2d120)

>>4217543
YOU'RE JUST AS WEAK AS OUR BOBBY
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Rolled 17, 113 = 130 (2d120)

>>4217543
Our Betty is the complete opposite of you, having turned away from Quattro, ask her.
So what does this make YOUR BOBBY?
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>>4217549
ah fuck you hate to see it
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Rolled 39, 112 = 151 (2d120)

>>4217543
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>>4217545
she rocks your noggin with an air to ground axe kick!
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4217562
WE GOTTA GET ANGRY
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4217562
Our Betty is the complete opposite of you, having turned away from Quattro, ask her.
Our Bobby, is a stupid, foolish idiot who keeps trying to kill me but is ultimately loyal to Quattro beyond question.
So what does this make YOUR BOBBY?
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4217562
Become so goddamn enraged due to noggin rockin that we get buffed enough to actually damage this woman
>>
this is actually taking longer than the mom fight
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4217570
Roll 2d100 to tap back into that power of Rage that allowed you to go toe-to-toe with Grandma
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Rolled 26, 23 = 49 (2d100)

>>4217589
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Rolled 77, 56 = 133 (2d100)

>>4217589
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>>4217598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzk0sygecu4
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>>4217598
ANGER SURGES THROUGH YOU! ONCE AGAIN YOU UNLEASH YOUR RAGE!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4217621
HOLD DOWN ALT-BETTY NOW
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4217621
FLURRY OF PUNCHES
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4217621
Quattro gets a premonition as he senses his sister go into rage mode and snaps out of it.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4217621
Punch her so that she lands a broken mess at Betty's feet, ready for Betty to deliver the final blow in some intense doppelgänger headfuck scene
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4217621
KICK ALT-BETTY IN THE COCCYX AGAIN.
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>>4217627
"AAAAH!"

"Quattro? What's wrong? You snapped out of your meditation"

"Ugh, I dunno, Bobby. I saw a vision of the future. Something happened at the end that frightened me so much, I was forced out of the vision.....strange. It's all a blur. The trauma was so hard that I can't recall what happens in the future....but I sense it can't be good........oh well, nothing consuming bordeline fatal amounts of alcohol won't fix"
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4217650
CHARGE AT ALT-BETTY
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4217650>>4217652
We gonna fuck up altBetty gooood now
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4217656
ROLL 2D120

You have.....5 bonus lmaooooooooooooo

ok iit's actually 50
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Rolled 6, 100 = 106 (2d120)

>>4217683
GRAB HER
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Rolled 50, 23 = 73 (2d120)

>>4217683
RIP AND TEAR
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>>4217687
>>4217686
YOU SLAM INTO ALT-BETTY! DRAGGING HER ACROSS THE RUINED ROOF OF THE GALAXY BURGER TOWER AND INTO A SEPARATE ARENA OF BATTLE!

and to save the budget, we switch over to Alt-Bobby
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4217700
"Oh shit, I should have known that the Reds here would be competent."
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>>4217701
"Yes. Now. You were saying that you wouldn't have any trouble taking me down, weren't you. Bobby?"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4217728
Alt-Bobby runs away
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4217728
Alt-Bobby pleads for mercy
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4217728
Alt-Bobby is conveniently at groin height
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4217731
"Retreating, Bobby?"

"I'm no coward, like your Bobby! I'm merely repositioning myself...FOR A FLYING KICK, HAAAAHHHH"
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4217758
Here's the thing.
Our Bobby isn't a coward at all.
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Rolled 82, 98 = 180 (2d100)

>>4217758
Not bad
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Rolled 16, 71 = 87 (2d100)

>>4217758
So you are a trickster. Well, know I will know
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>>4217758
DODGE
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>>4217762
OP didn't even ask to roll d100, but WOW that's pretty good
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>>4217767
Well he should've have!
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4217758
Rasputin breaks altBobby's leg by grabbing his ankle mid-kick without even looking or breaking a sweat
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>>4217770
Also waitaminute, our Bobby isn't a coward
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>>4217772
Maybe its a shitty mirror
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>>4217775
Or maybe he really underestimates Rasputin
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OP, shouldn't it be beyond 3am for you? Go to bed man! This is not healthy!
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>>4217762
"But not good enough"

>>4217791
Oh fuck. It's actually 4AM ova here
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>>4217791
Shut up! We are so close to finishing this fight.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4217795
Proceed to beat the crap out of the alt-yellows
also, we're almost done, OP hold out for a bit longer
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4217795
Fine. Rolling for OP to get healthy sleep.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4217795
Also, Bobby is not a coward. He is in fact the only loyalist still serving Quattro and is willing to fight all of us if it means Quattro will get better
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>>4217802
So Bobby is just really stupid, because Quattro will
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>>4217805
Yes.
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>>4217800
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4217813
>>4217802
So I think you're the treasonous coward.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4217813
Op gets some rest now.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4217813
Shotasniffer has knocked altBetty flying too, so that altBetty and altBobby both disappear with two little twinkles in the sky simultaneously
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>>4217826
Mate we still don't know where Quattro is, we need to beat the info out of them and ensure they don't refurn as reoccuring bosses
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>>4217820
"THIS AGAIN?! YOUR MIND GAMES WONT WORK ON ME FUCKING REDSSSS"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4217837
He loses so much focus that he falls prey to an ambush by the rest of the group
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>>4217837
Rasputin shoots alt bobby with his eye beams
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4217837
Fair enough, likely died of Ligma
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4217837
>>4217841
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4217837
>>4217829 Was trying to round off thread but looks like OP wants to punch on
So uh I guess punch on I suppose
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>>4217844
"Eye beams? You high, anon?"
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4217849
Headbutt him, use those horns of yours
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4217849
It's morning man
>>4217839
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4217849
All anons are so stoned right now, they have no idea what's going on
Also while he was talking to anons Rasputin punched altBobby without realising
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>>4217853
IT'S COOL, 5AM HERE MEANS IT'S STILL DARK
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No you sleep now
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>>4217862
OP suffering for his art
Anyway back to Alt-Bobby being beaten up by Betty and the rest as revenge for Q quest
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4217862
>>4217869
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4217862
OP gets shot with a tranquilizer rifle.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4217862
Dark like altBobby's bruises are about to be
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4217869
>>4217862
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>>4217882
Also OP's apparently
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>>4217874
"NO! I AM BOBBY! LEADER OF ALL YELLOWS! CEO OF Q CORP! I AM THE STRONGEST YELLOW THERE IS! YOU WILL NOT TAKE ME DOWN!"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4217895
"You are barely a yellow"
Says Bobby who appeared out of dinoland to save Quattro
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4217895
Quick everyone else except the boss gang up on him to take him down
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>>4217902
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" aaaaand your Bobby's KO'd. It seems Alt-Bobby was able to tap into the rage! Only one thing to do now:

A. Complain to OP
B. Rasputin whoops his ass to establish dominance
C. A time portal opens and out jumps Fester Winchester, the most popular and loved protagonist ever, to save the day
D. OP goes to sleep
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4217922
B.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4217922
D
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4217922
B
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4217922
E. All of the above
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>>4217922
>C
Shut up Marian
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4217922
A.
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>>4217928
"?!"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4217954
Begone.
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>>4217959
RASPUTIN'S ONE INCH PUNCH HAS:

A. Disintegrate Alt-Bobby's entire torso
B. Launched Alt-Bobby straight back to his home dimension, breaking every bone in his body
C. Sent Alt-Bobby to space
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4217977
A.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4217977
B
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4217977
A, we want to turn him over to the authorises as the terroist
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4217977
D. Kill stolen by FALLING YELLOW SATELLITE.
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>>4217983
Authorities I mean
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>>4217946
>>4217989
>2 fives in a row
d-do i get at least a participation trophy?
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>>4217994
ye here you go
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>>4217995
thanks mate.
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>>4217983
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4217997
"Should have...just...stayed...home..."
THUD
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>>4218002
[Victory Theme]

"B--b--betty...." Alt-Bobby murmurs as his skull drops to the ground.

AND NOW, OP CAN FINALLY DIE/SLEEEP shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Why does Rasputin wear the mask?
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I hope Alt-Betty is ok
she is kinda nice
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So what do we do with alt-bobby's head?
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>>4219115
Use it as a kickball obviously
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>>4219118
That's already on the list
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>>4219119
We also make it into a near ornament later to mount on one of the flying machines
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>>4219115
Eat it to gain his powers.
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>>4219121
We can't make it just one torture, maybe on every start of the month
>>4219132
Too merciful
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>>4219134
Eat his jaw to gain his powers.
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>>4219137
Better.
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>>4219115
He can still survive without a body.
Put his head in a jar and keep him with us. He will slowly be won over to the USSR and communism and we can then put him to use [e.g. dealing with our shitty Quattro].
If somehow he resists indoctrination, he will impotently watch his victorious enemies rule, slowly going mad, and also watch our shitty Quattro.
Either way, a fate worse than death for him.
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>>4219147
I don't think we want two Bobbys in our organisation.
That said, he could be put to use, just have to draft up a list of things the skeletons want to use his head for.
Like taste-testing Shotasniffer's cooking
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Guys, I think I know how we can defeat dad
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>>4219151
Our Bobby doesn't count as a Bobby. He is the worst Bobby of all local dimensions. Keep him in the underground dinosaur sewers or chained to Quattro's bar, and let's upgrade.
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>>4219154
>chained to Quattro's bar
That would actually be a reward.
That said, he is an improvement. He could help the skelesiblings.
Like say, being made into a training dummy for Betty to vent her anger. Or reviewing incest fanfiction. Or used as a prop in Lilly's larping over the heads of her enemies.
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>>4219159
All of these and more besides.
Evil Genius Thought is best practice of Shotasniffer Thought.
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>>4219161
And every time they are finished with it for the day they are to return it to the "Zebra Gallery" section of the Gulag for its nightly torture
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>>4219162
That is some dark shit
He will submit because he will come to learn he is deserving of it
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>>4219174
I'm rooting for him wanting death myself
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OP has been murdered by his own liver due to abuse
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>>4219388
RiP
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>>4219388
Nice try buddy, Livers don't exist.
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>>4210296
Just out of curiosity OP, do you draw these with a mouse or a tablet?
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>>4219450
Tablet
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>>4219460
Safety bump for today
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OP got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Quattro we believe
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What a fucking disgrace. Imagine unironically fighting for m*arian
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1 century til thread continues
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>>4221367
let's see how we get out of the plotline
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>>4221419
Obviously, by paying OP
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4221428
pay him with Alt-Bobby's arms
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4221428
give him one dog
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>>4221430
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4221438
Just like in my taiwanese cartoons!
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4221438
continue with everyone trying to stop alt-betty
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>>4221440
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4221455
back to alt-betty battle
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4221455
marian you now can stop yell rocketto punch and throw alt bobby hands on this wierd round creature
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>>4221458
>>4221455
This, but first crack our neck to the side while grinding our fist into our palm while we reach our new happily angry place.

Gonna hit. Some. Bitch.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4221463
>>4221455
Qhoops die.
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>>4221458
"! BOBBY!"
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4221477
he'll be fineee
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4221477
Our Betty joins the fight
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4221477
Is Betty also able to RAGE now?

Or is that ShotaSniffers rage aura punching her up through the floor.

Either way, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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>>4221478
"Damn. If Bobby'd down. Then there's only 1 thing to do now..."

WHAT WILL ALT-BETTY DO?!
A. Produce Quattro
B. Tactical Retreat
C. Get Bobby's skull back
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4221521
A
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4221521
It's probably bad idea, but I wonder what A will do
Betty will be like mother to Quattro?
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>>4221523
Alt-Betty pulls out a tied up, beaten and delirious Quattro from a secret holding cell! He looks confused and disoriented!
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4221542
So what, are you just giving him to us
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4221542
okay alt-Betty, now explain why you did this to him.
And we maybe can patch up Alt-Bobby.
With ductape and all that, he'll be as new.
probably
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>>4221546
"...hmmm, no. But I can do this.....Quaaatro"

"huh? whuh?"

"Look!....BETRAYAL! THE REDS HAVE SHOWN THEIR TREACHERY! RASPUTIN KILLED BOBBY, QUATTRO!"

"w-w-WhAT?!"
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How do i roll?
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4221567
"You piece of shit." - Betty, completely furious
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4221567
>even alt betty doesn't care about alt bobby
good

Anyway, confusion intensifies. Does Quattro can figure out situation or not?
Do we still have that stash of Quattro booze we got recently?
>>4221569
dice+1d100 into option field
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>>4221569
dice+1d100 into option field
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

Eat his jaw to gain his power.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4221571
"BOBBBYYYYYY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screams the Quatt

Roll 2d100 for Quattro to see if he is deceived

-40 due to confusion
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Rolled 37, 44 = 81 (2d100)

>>4221590
hol up, quattro, drink some booze to refresh yourself
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Rolled 12, 64 = 76 (2d100)

>>4221590
"Hi Quattro...."
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4221590
>>
Rolled 42, 89 = 131 (2d100)

>>4221590
Show him our bobby.
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Rolled 26, 21 = 47 (2d100)

>>4221590
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>>4221596
Fuck im tired.
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>>4221596
Ah yes. Anon roll a 91 from a d100. But I asked for 2D100....Which means the 91 is the first roll. And the second roll is zero. Hmm yes, which means Quattro goes berserk, yes
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4221607
OP plz
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4221607
Betty kicks OP
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Rolled 2, 55 = 57 (2d100)

>>4221607
I call your bluff and a roll again.
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>>4221608
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4221619
>>4221610
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4221619
I eat OPs O.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4221619
OP I understand that you had thought alt betty's plan all out and want her to be Quattro's mother figure
but don't ignore the dice.
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>>4221623
Anon, what's with you and having random women be Quattro's mother figure?

You got a mom complex or something?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4221628
No, just making Gundam references.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4221628
He does.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4221628
He does
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>>4221630
>>4221633
>>4221634
Yes, people who likes the chinese cartoons are known for having mental problems
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4221636
Now our Betty kicks OP to continue the plot.
And Quattro to snap out of it.
And Alt-Betty because fuck Alt-Betty
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4221636
Could be worse.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4221636
Alt-Bobby bites Rasputin.
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>>4221642
Yes. you could be like this guy >>4221645

Who clearly has a biting fetish
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4221652
>>4221639
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4221652
Bones are calcium and calcium is good for me.
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4221652
I mean idea of talking skeleton head is not that bad.
As long some pirate wannabe don't show up
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>>4221652
>>4221598
This was clearly best roll.

Alsonwe still have our Bobby here now, so we can just show him to Quattro.
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>>4217922
Bobby was knocked out here.
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>>4221656
"YOU'RE TALKING TO THE ALT BETTY YOU IDIOT" Yelled Betty

"Our Bobby's over here, KO'd on the ground!" said Rasputin

"AAAAAAAAGGGHHhhhh......oh, erm....uhmmm....oh right."
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4221675
most importantly
where did the glasses go?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4221675
Also where are your spec-
Turns out Alt-Betty stepped on them
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4221677
Its Alt-Quattro!
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4221677
Oh hey they fell down over there when Quattro was about to be overcame with rage.

Roll 2d100
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Rolled 36, 51 = 87 (2d100)

>>4221690
oh no
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Rolled 12, 55 = 67 (2d100)

>>4221690
Okay.
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Rolled 17, 13 = 30 (2d100)

>>4221690
>94
Alt-Betty steps on them
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Rolled 47, 86 = 133 (2d100)

>>4221690
>94
fuck
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>>4221698
"whoops"
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4221717
quickly, distract Quattro with some booze before he lost it
from his stash
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4221717
Swear in french.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4221717
FUCK GET THE BOOZE
GET ALT-BETTY AND KICK HER TO THE CURB
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4221717
Oh, come on! She clearly pushed him!
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4221722
Ignore this man he is delusional.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4221728
ignore this man he is french
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4221731
Fuck I've been found out.
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>>4221733
Damn colonialist
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>>4221737
Ill do it again.
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>>4221722
FROM QUATTRO'S PERSPECTIVE, HE ONLY SEES RASPUTIN STEPPING ON HIS GLASSES. ALT-BETTY HAS EXPLOITED THE FACT THAT RASPUTIN IS A BIG GUY TO HIDE HERSELF!

QUATTRO IS ENRAGED!
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4221733
Spy's sappin mah sentry!
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4221741
I mean at least Quattro is free.
It is progress.
Now quickly, where is that stash of his booze we had?
and "water" one too
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4221741
>>4221721
RASPUTIN, KEEP HIM BUSY WHILE WE GET THE BOOZE AND SPARE SPECS
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4221741
Good thing we kept a spare one. And a bottle of Jack Daniels for some reason.
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>>4221746
You scramble to find the booze stash you brought with you. While Rasputin holds off Quattro

"CALM DOWN QUATTRO! YOU'RE BEING TRICKED!"

"RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHPUSTINNNNN! YOU'LL PAY FOR MY GLASSES!"

"Look, Brother! I don't want to fight you in this maddened state!"

"I BEAT YOU ONCE, I CAN DO IT AGAIN"

".....oh, YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?!"
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4221774
Break his femurs.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4221774
SOMEONE STOP ALT-BETTY AND CAPTURE HER WHILE WE FIND THE DAMN BOOZE
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4221774
Quattro is actually competitive due to the alts unlocking his powers
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>>4221777
[enraged screaming]
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4221800
>>4221779
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4221800 >>4221803
Speaking of being enraged - Shotasniffer is still attacking altBetty while she's distracted
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4221803
Bitchslap the shit out of alt-Betty.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4221800
give quattro booze
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>>4221803
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4221837
Man, Betty is fucking pissed.
Alright, where the hell is the booze?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4221837
Rock,paper, fist to the eyes.
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>>4221843
[even more enraged screaming]
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4221859
Actually you know...maybe the reason why we failed to distract alt-Betty was because we used the wrong taunts.
HEY ALT-BETTY, SO YOUR QUATTRO DIED TO REDS? WHAT A WIMP!
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4221859
Fucking dab on those henchmen that just came up the elevator.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4221859
Shotasniffer and Lily also go for altBetty, forming epic girl-fight
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4221859
everyone just needs to calm the fuck down
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4221859
Hey Alt-Betty, funny how everyone around you dies but you keep on living.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4221870
Rage must fuel our genocide against the alt yellows.
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>>4221860
All of the screaming and punching has caused your taunts to go unnoticed
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4221879
Do a sick backflip.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4221879
Get the rest of the team and go to get the booze
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4221879
Maybe we should let them fight it out and get whatever they have out of their system, what's Marian up to again? Kinda forgot
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>>4221884
santa
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4221879
intimidate all into calming the fuck out
and having a booze
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4221879
>>4221868
Gender-segregated rage-fights please. We have morals to uphold.
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>>4221886
>when alt-betty made rasputin break quattro's specs
peace was never an option
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>>4221890
it isn't his first broken glasses rodeo
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>>4221892
that doesn't mean alt-betty gets away with it
fucking alt-yellow apologist
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>>4221882
You express your dissatisfaction with the current events, by way of a sick backflip
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4221894
right into where the booze is kept
time to plan on what to do with them
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>>4221890
Why don't we bring in the spares to calm Quattro and then turn alt-betty into a stripper kill alt-Betty
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4221893
I just like betty
after going red she kinda lost some charm
yellow betty is the best
>>4221894
get booze
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>>4221894
Complete it and get some health regen thanks to cool status effect.
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>>4221898
let's hope we have spares
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4221900
Forgot my roll.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4221899
But WHERE is the booze?! Roll 2d100 to find out
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Rolled 58, 99 = 157 (2d100)

>>4221909
Up OP's ass.
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Rolled 76, 45 = 121 (2d100)

>>4221909
don't tell me we only had "water" left
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Rolled 55, 79 = 134 (2d100)

>>4221909
>>
>one fucking second
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Rolled 79, 8 = 87 (2d100)

>>4221909
Ah shit
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>>4221913
who knew
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Rolled 64, 64 = 128 (2d100)

>>4221909
It got kicked out the window during the fight
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>>4221914
Unfortunately, due to the high impact fighting happening in the Galaxy Burger office ruins, the booze container got launched somewhere, probably the sky or sumthin.

Or it could be buried somewhere under the rubble. Who knows
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4221923
You know what, fuck it, I'M GONNA FUCKING SING AS LOUD AS I CAN WITH MY RAGE
Olessa and Director cover Boy's ears
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4221923
what about "water" stash
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4221923
Sing some fucking lullaby.
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>>4221925
It's.....a bunch of ice-cold water bottles. Gotta keep yoself hydrated
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4221935
>>4221924
>>4221926
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4221935
>actual water
>quattro stash
doubt
take a sip from one
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4221935
Throw it at Quattro with extra rage to cool him off
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4221935
Thats not water, its liquid helium.
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>>4221939
Hmmmm, yep, that's some cold fresh water. This could only mean one thing!

A. Sometimes ya just wanna cup of water
B. Quattro's trying to drink less
C. Quattro dillutes the alcohol sold at his bar with water to cut costs and save the good stuff for himself
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4221952
C, of course
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4221952
A. helps with hangovers
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4221952
B
Believe in your brother
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>>4221952
B. His time at AA has done him some good.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4221952
A - for throwing at Quattro
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4221959
Roll.
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>>4221961
FLAAASHBACK

"Hi, my name is Quattro"

"Hi Quattro"

"It has been 5 seconds from my last drink"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4221976
We should celebrate that.

With a song.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4221976
>>4221979
Guess we are out of options.
Time to sing a lullaby for Rasputin and Quattro.
Suddenly Olessa and Director are close to Bobby
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4221976
"We all have our demons, like those war crimes I committed". Replies the AA counselor.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4221982
Fuck lullabies.

BATTLE SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1zilZyeh7o
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>>4221985
As long as it stops them fighting each other and pile on Alt-Betty
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4221987
Only if our rage is stronger than Betties.
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>>4221987
The battlefield of idols is the heart.

Can Betty even sing?
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>>4221993
Skeleton island: Idol edition when?
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>>4221998
As soon as we get back to the island
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Rolled 81, 94 = 175 (2d100)

>>4221979
ROLL 2D120

RASPUTIN AND QUATTRO HAS A +30RESISTANCE TO YOUR SINGING DUE TO BEING ENGROSSED IN BATTLE
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>>4222002
Fuck yeah we gonna make an idol empire to kick grannys ass.
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Rolled 65, 19 = 84 (2d120)

>>4222006
should've just throw water at him
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Rolled 92, 117 = 209 (2d120)

>>4222006
>autoloss
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Rolled 69, 78 = 147 (2d120)

>>4222006
Generic rap song.
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Rolled 76, 30 = 106 (2d120)

>>4222006
Too noisy in here apparently
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>>4222012
Not quite you got one of them
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>>4222019
but is it the one we want
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>>4222021
No.
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>>4222012
"GGRAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....aaaghhh...bughhhhh...hugghhhh?....huh? wut? w, where am I? What's going o--"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4222031
thankfully quattro can dodge that
right?
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4222031
"OH GOD RASPUTIN STOP IT HURTS"
Huh. Partial victory
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>>4222031
>>4222029
Yeah, Rasputin could just tank anything Quattro could throw at him
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4222031
Quattro does a sickass backflip.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4222031
Quattro dodges - he will regain his honour in a proper QvR rematch another time
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>>4222033
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>>4222043
roll for it
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4222043
>>4222042
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4222043
>>4222037
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4222043
Thanks to plot bullshit he dodges.
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>>4222043
This would be the perfect time for an undead Hero to come in and take the blow.
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>>4222047
This is not relevant to the question of dodging
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>>4222053
wrong post to link to man
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>>4222047
So what you're saying is....
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>>4222057
No.
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4222057
Yes
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4222057
yes
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4222057
No but he takes it like man.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4222057
Yep. Dodge City baby
>>4222054
No it wasn't
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>>4222063
I mean for me
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>>4222060
So that's a Yes to the No
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4222066
No, that's a yes to the yes
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4222066
QUATTRO DOES A SICK BACKFLIP AND DODGES
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4222066
Get on with the Quattro pummelling before the yellow fans delay the vote
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4222066
that's yes to the yes
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4222069
Massively supporting.
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>>4222069
Dodges the Yes and landing into the No?
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4222076
>>4222070
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4222076
OP stop bullying Quattro
you got rid of his booze stash already
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4222076
OP I will bribe you for the yes to the dodge, as in Quattro dodges
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4222076
>>4222070
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>>4222083
my man
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4222076
Dodges Rasputin and lands crushing OP
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>>4222083
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>>4222097
meanwhile, on the betty fight
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4222097
thankfully quattro is sturdy enough to survive beating
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4222097
Fuck betty i wanna see what marian is doing.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4222097
Push the white button!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4222097
It's just the building collapsing, disregard
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4222097
Oh noes Kitty Quatt is ded
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>>4222103
"Hmmmmm, resume work on the space program....or spend all my money on the complete collection of Super Robot Pilot seasons 1 to 3, plus Real Robot Pilot season 1 as extra....."
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>>4222097
plot
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4222097
Did the shockwaves kill OP
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4222134
"Or you could be captured by us."
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4222134
Wait. Marian can download them for free.

Anyways. Quattro dodges by slipping and falling.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4222134
You can buy the collection from a hobo by Space Burger Marian, won't return you the self respect either
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4222134
How about you buy that Chinese bootleg copy of Super skeleton idol island deluxe edition.
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great, the quattro rescue posts have killed OP
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>>4222140
Surprised, Quattro jerks backwards and falls on his ass, narrowly avoiding the blow!
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>>4222165
At last!
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>>4222166
Let's go to Betty while Rasputin finishes his stress relief
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4222166
Now shotasniffer plays a fun game of uncle with her brother Rasputin.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4222166
Gang-up and punch altBetty before she can use him again
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>>4222174
"Ah, so Quattro has failed...."


A. ".......time for a tactical retreat" she says as she attempts to escape into a portal
B. ".......as expected from a Quattro" she says as she reveals to not be the equivalent of Bobby or Betty. But YOU! and busts out her own singing powers
C. "........remember to give OP all your money" reminded Alt-Betty, of the most important of all tasks
D. "........ow" she says as she gets punched into the sky
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4222206
D and Betty jumps up to slam her into the ground
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4222206
E. Betty reveals that our Quattro was her Quattro all along.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4222206
D but also A, gasp
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4222206
B. ".......as expected from a Quattro" she says as she reveals to not be the equivalent of Bobby or Betty. But YOU! and busts out her own singing powers

Idol war nao
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>>4222210
ALT BETTY IS KNOCKED INTO THE AIR! BETTY JUMPS UP AND GOES FOR A FINISHING PUNCH TO SLAM HER INTO THE GROUND! CAN SHE DO IT?!

ROLL 2D100
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Rolled 80, 83 = 163 (2d100)

>>4222240
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Rolled 75, 80 = 155 (2d100)

>>4222240
Okay.
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>>4222240
That palindrome says yes
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>>4222244
Fine. (Italian for end)
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>>4222244
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>>4222263
Now kick the shit out of her!
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4222263
That about wraps it up.
Tie her up and throw her to the authorities
Take the still-alive Alt-Bobby skull from Rasputin
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4222263
Now do a sickass backfilp all the way down.
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>>4222273
CRASHING THROUGH THE FLOOR AND OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TOWER, THE TWO BETTYs SPIN AS THEY TUMBLE TOWARDS THE CITY BELOW! ROLL 2D100
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Rolled 90, 60 = 150 (2d100)

>>4222276
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>>4222278
You have given 150dollars to OP
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Rolled 94, 75 = 169 (2d100)

>>4222276
This will be the gnarest backflip or the worst.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4222282
whatever it takes to give the game budget
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4222282
OP gets flattened by Betty throwing Alt-Betty and him near the explosion site
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>>4222287
Ow shit
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4222292
IT'S OVER! GIVE UP NOW, ALT-BETTY
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4222292
VP and Luke, on witnessing this, shout that one of the alt-yellow cult has been spotted to authorities
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4222292
Was it the gnarest backflip, lets roll to find out.
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OP has sadly died from his injuries. Thread will now have to end. Perhaps we will deal with the aftermath, enxt thereadsasdsadsa

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4222304
good show, OP
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4222304
Damnit now I have to wait to see the outcome of the backflip.
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>alt-bobby reduced to a head
>alt-betty trashed by our betty
>quattro rescued and relatively ok
It's the end for the alt-yellows finally
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How do I read the old quests in the zip files?
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>>4222628
With your eyes
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>>4222665
Do I need a program to load it into or something?
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>>4222713
Winrar or any .zip opener.
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>>4222807
>>4222713
Then open the htm files with any browser you ahve
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>>4222830
Hm. Doesn't work on my phone. Guess I'll need to be on a desktop
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>>4222850
Oh yeah. Desktop
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>>4222914
Hrmm. I might use some of these old images for my quest.

If that's alright with OP.

I will give him real pirate gold I found, made by the pirate king himself.
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>>4223189
>I might use some of these old images for my quest.
what
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>>4223198
I need this guy to give out information.

He is perfect.
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>>4223198
And I will definitely need this one.
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also looks like we shouldn't mention the time Rasputin got beaten by MARIAN
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>>4223214
It was during the early levels. When leaders are still powerful, Marian still had his dignity and Rasputin was going around looking for a new master.
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This is lightning fast progression compared to SR3
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>>4223765
it's still a sidequest
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>>4223799
There's a main quest?
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>>4223799
>>4223804
says a lot about this quest really
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>>4223202
>>4223204
Sure.

Just remember you owe me 900 Dollars in royalties
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>>4223364
actually it was during his brainwashing by grandma with the machinegun nipples
actually that says a lot about marian that he thought of machinegun nipples and has a genderbending fetish
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>>4223902
He's just a, uh, fan of Astroboy
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>>4223913
yes and the robopocalypse will not be the next plotline before the moon base
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>>4223914
The next plotline is you giving OP all your money
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>>4223923
The next plotline is OP getting Alt-Bobby's leg to the face
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>>4223926
And also your money
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>>4223928
how's the lockdown
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>>4223929
been lifted, also means I went back to work, also means threads are gonna be mostly on weekends again
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>>4223933
>spooky fanfare
turns out semi-commie government saves the day
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>>4223942
To the point that people are already into conspiracies about why the gubment are "too good" in dealing with this shiiiiiit.
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>>4223933
It's being lifted because situation actually good now, or because "oh shit, economy is being killed, people need to work"
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>>4223951
The former. Been at least a week with no new cases. And so far, zero deaths
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>>4223953
which is an outlier considering SEA countries are hard-hit
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>>4223956
Exactly, which is why people think it's suspicious.....especially VN-Americans living in America
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>>4223953
that actually good news I happy to hear.
Really glad all is good there OP. Still, take care of yourself.
Here in Siberia things relatevily calm, but still cases do increase inlcuding this city.
>>4223959
people will build conspiracy theories out of nothing, give them the time and little drop of fuel
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>>4223959
>America
how could someone fumble a response this ba-
>Brazil
oh nevermind
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>>4223896
Here is 1000 pirate king golds for "Royalty".

Alternatively I can give you 1 Prince Harry, he has slightly depreciated since moving to Canada.
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>>4223965
Yes, I am Brazillian, how can you tell
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>>4224150
the hues
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>>4224152
Yes, hue
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>>4224164
did I just make an accidental pun
kill me
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So which skeleton has the highest IQ? Marian? I mean he builds mechas while everyone else just punches shit like cavemen.
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>>4225223
>Marian
>high iq
too bad he's a social retard
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>>4225223
Obviously Bobby has the biggest, 9000IQ brain
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>>4225957
I choose to believe this WOD you've imparted is non cannon
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>>4225960
I meqn canon fuck
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>>4225960
Quantum Dynamics states that you shouldn't believe everything OP says, unless if it's about money
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>>4226031
like time for next thread
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>>4226044
Yes. Never believe OP on this matter. Like if OP says, thread in 2 days, he probably means 50 years
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>>4226117
Skeleton H-game Quest when?
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>>4226326
When I get a billion dollars
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What did yall think of the 90's reboot of super robot pilot, I thought its designs were some of the best but the plot was shit.
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>>4227879
I'm more partial to the slice of life comedy spin off
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>>4227922
Im not mad about that but nuking MC's homeplanet was just cheap and forced drama.
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>>4227922
Oh shit Super Robot Pilot school, Yeah that was great.
>>4227947
Ignore this post.
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>>4227947
>>4227952
Are you saying the MC planet being nuked did not exist in the high school AU in order to force some last minute drama
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>>4228940
Yes and no, It was a black hole for SRPS if I remember, Last episode to.
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>>4229032
The outcry was enormous
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>>4229066
Not as big a MC-kun shacking up with the fucking villain who mind you, Blew up a galaxy just to show off how evil she was.
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>>4229070
Also Amorphous Blob man was the only A tier character, Great mech, Great design, Best death.
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>>4229070
ye but she was hot tho
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>>4229070
>>4229110
in OP's canon, all female villains get away with being redeemed or at the very least jail time
male villains count themselves lucky if they're only killed
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>>4229111
being morally grey means doing evil things but you're hot
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>>4229111
That's why it was bullshit when Amorphous Blob man was sent through that portal to an alternate dimension, So much potential for a good villain thrown out for a generic tsundere bitch.
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Tell me you wouldn't want him inside of you.
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>>4229134
Fuck forgot pic
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>>4229135
Is this a cookie? or the moon?
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>>4229158
Its Amorphous Blob man from the 90's Reboot of SPR.
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>>4229160
Well known for his resemblance to a cookie
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>>4229173
Correct.
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>>4229177
Also know for being smaller then the MC's leg,
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>>4229184
Damn, I don't remember the MC not wearing any pants
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>>4229281
Yeah wearing a skintight spandex suit wasn't the best choice.
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it's time for the reckoning
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>>4231948
Yes

>>4231955
>>4231955



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