>>4186909
>I learned some things about the tails that might be interesting

>>4186909
>There is someone else like Kale!
>"Dude made Goku and Vegeta look like chumps apparently."

>>4186909
>>There is someone else like Kale!
>>I learned some things about the tails that might be interesting

>>4186909
>I saw SS3 and felt someone like Kale but what I got most imediate usefull info about is...
>I learned some things about the tails that might be interesting mainly that the ape form can be controled and thus it can be mastered.

>>4186909
>I saw the Super Saiyan 3

So it seems to be more leaning towards the tails and Kale
>writing

"So..."
You do your biggest manspread and begin wildly gesturing at the girls like an italian talking about his favorite soccer team.
"After I went to Universe 7 and did some... work with Hit I decided to hang out a bit.
And I happened to meet Geets."

"Who?"
Of course she only remembers Goku...

"Erm... short guy with anger management issues-"

"Not specific enough-"

"The saiyan other than goku with blue hair."

"Oh the old guy."

"He's quite mean-"
Kale also chimes in, adding her own opinion regarding the man.
And she's not really wrong.

"Well technically yes. But he's like an onion or Shrek. He has layers to him.
Once you get past the grim and grumpy exterior he's not a bad guy. And he was surprisingly helpful during and after our fight.
He actually told me a LOT about the tails and... the things surrounding them."

"Well what are you waiting for then? Spit it out!"
Caulifla starts tapping her foot impatiently and even Kale seems to fidget around, her own tail uncoiling from her waist and straightening out.

"Okay, so get this.
All Saiyans in the 7th have tails!"

"No they don't..."

"I mean they HAD at one point. Vegeta did, it just got cut off and didn't grow back.
But I told him about how to get it back so he... educated me about it a little bit."
You then go into detail about the many, many shortcomings of the extra appendage like its hypersensitivity or the big monkey form.
"So first things first, it CAN be trained up so that it's not as sensitive to touch.
But before you look too disappointed, I need to remind you that it's a huge weakness as it is now!"

"Yeah but... it wouldn't be fun anymore-"

"I know Kale but it's just not safe!
And speaking of safe, the giant ape form. It's called the Oozaru."

"Wait! They got that as well?!"

"Yes Caulifla.
What's more it CAN be mastered like the tail itself."

"How does that work?"

"By staying in control for the whole thing.
You can even talk apparently though he couldn't showcase that for obvious reasons."

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"Talking monkey huh?
That'd be cool! Shame you can't use it unless it's a bloody full moon though!"

"I don't know sis, it sounds very scary-"

"Well in that case I got some bitter-sweet news. It's not necessary at all.
Any planetoid large enough that looks like a full moon will do, so be careful when looking at the night sky.
But that's not all! Those mad geniuses figured out a way to do it on a whim! They create some sort of a glowing energy sphere that lingers in the sky and as long as it's up there it can keep the ape form going."

"WHOA! Now THAT's juicy indeed!
Good find Eric hehehe! We're gonna have a lot of fun figuring that out!"

"I'm glad you like it.
But I'd hold off for just a bit longer if I were you.
'Cuz I'm not done yet!"

"T-There's more?"

"Yes Kale.
And this one's possibly more earth shattering than the whole Oozaru shebang.
Turns out... there is another. A saiyan just like you. One that shares your unique gift.
He apparently thrashed Goku and Vegeta... at the same time."

The eyes of the two girls widen in surprise and Caulifla practically leaps up to grab you by the collar.
"ARE YOU SURE?!"

"Positive.
The guy had such a freakish, uncontrollable power that all the time I was in their universe I felt like I was being suffocated.
It was simply overwhelming, much bigger than even Kales... perhaps even Kefla."
And you almost reflexively swallow your own tongue saying that but it's the truth.

"That's impossible and you know it!"

"Maybe.
But what are the odds of her beating both Goku and Vegeta at the same time?"

A deathly silence falls on both of them as they begin contemplating the issue.
Yeah sure, Kefla is freakishly strong and you've never seen her go all out so there IS a possibility that you're wrong.
But the thing you felt could not be described with anything less than monstrous.

"A-And what's he like?"

"I don't know Kale.
I didn't go out of my way to meet him as he was on the other side of the universe.
But at least now we know that you're not alone! If we manage to get a hold of him at some point we could learn so much from him, about him!
I'm sure it'd be of great help!"

"B-But... what if he's not nice?"

"Well... we'll think of something!"

You let the two of them digest the information in silence.
It takes them a few minutes to really get settled and once they do there's only some mild confusion left.
"So... where do we go from here?"

>No reason to rush things. Let's just get those tails figured out!
>I don't know, is either of you willing to chimp out?
>Well... Kale seems like an obvious choice
>Nothing for now. I'm beat and could use a little rest. Tomorrow maybe
>Other?

>>4187031
>No reason to rush things. Let's just get those tails figured out!
>Let's first eliminate the glaring weak spot. More power can come after a lucky grapple dose not desible you guys.

>>4187031
>No reason to rush things. Let's just get those tails figured out!

>>4187046
>But fits sleep I'm under orders to not go anywhere so we will have plenty of time to train for a while atleast.

>>4187031
>No reason to rush things. Let's just get those tails figured out!
Spoil those tails rotten!

>>4187031
>No reason to rush things. Let's just get those tails figured out!

Well... time to spank the monkey it seems
>writing

>>4187082
probably a smart idea to do oozaro training and then tail training proper. that way they have a big weak point.

>>4187089
I mean if you cut it off it still stops the Oozaru

>>4187095
Witch should not be a problem now as we are stronger and Ozaru being smaller boost than SS.

>>4187095
>botch Oozaru training
>cut off their tail to nix the transformation
>regrow it
>have to retrain the tail from scratch
It’s frustrating, but ultimately I think they’d just enjoy the "quality time" they get while it’s still sensitive

>>4187101
My guess is the training while unpleasant is not too time consuming or else Vegita would not have banked of it regrowing. (We all know how that turned out but point is he did it with close to no worries.)

>>4187118
That or it keeps gains when regrow for some reasion.

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"Well first things first, we should get the tails sorted out.
We're in no rush since Champa sentenced me to time-out.
So it'd make sense that we got rid of that glaring weak point."

"Oh come on! Who do you think we are?
Neither of us will get hurt just because-"
As she's saying that you get up and walk over only to grab her by the tail, not forcefully but tightly enough that she can't really pull it free.
While not going limp immediately her body jolts up and freezes.
"T-This proves... nothing!"
You then give it just a little tender stroke with your thumb and she almost sticks out her tongue as she shudders.
"O-Okay! I get your point!"

"You too Kale.
I don't want to see you get hurt."
You let go of Caulifla and help up the other girl as you lead them outside.

Caulifla is rubbing her butt while giving a rather annoyed look to her tail and Kale is much too busy making her coil around your hand.
Sadly that gets in the way of the training so you separate from her and walk a few paces away from the gals.

"Okay... are you two ready?"

"Ready for what exactly?"

"Good question Kale.
Hmmmm... I didn't actually get that far ahead.
I got a bit too enthusiastic and didn't stop to think how to do it."

"Didn't Vegeta tell you anything?"

"Nope.
Only that it's possible."

>Strengthening it sounds like the most logical thing to do
>Well given how quickly you adapt to things... Pain?
>(Grin as you start thinking about lewd things)
>Other?

>>4187155
>Strengthening it sounds like the most logical thing to do

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>>4187155
>Strengthening it sounds like the most logical thing to do
The way I see it, tails are kind of like any other limb, if someone grabs it really hard when there is no muscle on it hurts. But, if you have a mass on it there isn't any pain from how much more muscle there is to cushion the pressure. My impression is that once the the tail gets strong enough it doesn't become less sensitive it simply has enough surface area and cushioning to stop super human death grips from clamping down directly on the bones and nerves. As you can see in this picture the tails of monkeys are extensions on their spines and anyone with back problems can tell you how pressure on spinal joints hurts like shit. Another advantage of stronger tails is that they will be harder to remove and the could act as a fifth limb in combat. To make things simple since Vegeta's tail was strong it didn't hurt from being grabbed since it was so much more built.

>>4187155
>(Grin as you start thinking about lewd things)
Anything is training if you put in the effort.

>>4187155
>Strengthening it sounds like the most logical thing to do

Can't say I didn't give you the option.
Tail lifting ahoy!

>writing

Oh and let's see how the girls do with your tutelage
Roll the dice!
Best of 4

DC: 11 Crit: 15

>>4187265
Buncha prudes I say!

Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>4187265

Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>4187265

Rolled 7 (1d21)

>>4187265
I have had some form of luck swings recently, let's see if this one is positive.

>>4187269
>>4187270
>>4187273
Oh common! It's a fuckin DC11.

Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>4187265

>>4187283
That clutch

>>4187283
You are now my God.

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"Well the only thing I know for certain is that a tail is like any limb.
If you exercise it then it'll grow stronger and maybe, just maybe that'll be enough.
After all you saiyans can grow monstrously quickly in strength."

"Well yeah!
But we can't exactly do that if we can't train!
I mean look at these! They can barely support their own weight. I have to cut holes in my pants so they can pop out because they can't pierce the fabric."

"I mean... yeah.
You can't train it the saiyan way. It's far too delicate for that.
So we do it my way, the human way. Slowly, with a lot of sweat and elbow grease!"
You look around the place for a moment in search of usable materials.
"Hold on-"

You walk up to one of the trees and break off a few thicker branches before healing them up with Buus mojo.
Using your bare hands you carve the wood into suitable shapes with well aimed karate chops, forming makeshift weights.
Though they are a far cry from the smoothness of proper plastic or metal you hope that their tails and the fur covering them are hardy enough to stand the abrasion and possible splinters.
Taking it up to them you can just see the question "What is he thinking?" forming in both girls heads.

"E-Erm... Eric?
I don't think those are big enough."

"Can you at least try them out?
I know how they look but... just try to go along with it.
Okay Kale?"

She nods and takes the hand-made weight from you.
Caulifla follows suit and the two of them hold onto the things for a while before they grab them with their tails.

"I hope this isn't meant to be an insult Eric!"

"It isn't.
Now are you both ready?"
They both nod.
"Okay then! Wrap your tails around them and try lifting!"

They do as you instruct them to and for the most part they are looking skeptical as they can easily keep the weights lifted.
But the question is can they exercise with them... And the answer is no.
Their form is terrible and they are clearly using the momentum of the weight to bounce it up and down.
That shit has to go.

"No no no! That's incorrect!"
You walk over to them and gently move your hand under their tails, guiding them to the proper motions as you explain them to the girls.
"Do it slowly, don't let the inertia bounce them back! Slowly up and down.
Use only the end half of the tail!"

You end up reiterating the instructions to them a couple of times, correcting their posture along the way.
Once they start doing it properly however they DO end up showing signs of strain.
The girls quickly start grunting and groaning as they are forcing their delicate limbs to perform a somewhat strenuous task over and over again.
With each repetition the weights start feeling heavier, the pain proportionally greater and all of that culminates in them actually sweating.
It's unknown to you exactly how strong they are born but this is likely the most mundane thing they've ever done... and it's taking genuine effort from the both of them.
Good.

After about twenty reps you can see that the training is beginning to cause them genuine pain.
"Okay that's enough.
Drop those things and get some rest before we do that again!"

"A-Again?"

"No pain, no gain!
We do this until you can't do it no more.
Then we move up to the other half and train that for a bit!"

The look they give you after that is one that makes you forget that these are amazoness warrior aliens and instead see them as regular girls.
But true to your word you make them go through the entire regime without allowing them to slack off.
When it looks like they are reaching the end you always ask them for "just one more" and continuously push them.
Otherwise they'll never get over their weakness.

Unfortunately this also means that once you're done they both fall to their knees with their clothes drenched in pained sweat.
They look like they'd want to sit down but... can't.

>Now we do some stretching to tense up those muscles! And tomorrow we'll do that again but with more weights!
>Offer your lap for them to lie on while they recover
>Go and get something to reward them
>Other?

>>4187400
>>Offer your lap for them to lie on while they recover
Scritch their hair as well

>>4187400
>>Offer your lap for them to lie on while they recover

>>4187400
>Offer your lap for them to lie on while they recover

>>4187400
>Offer your lap for them to lie on while they recover
>Proud of you. I know that was grueling for you.

>writing

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After putting them through all that it's only fair that you offer them some relief.
Sitting down on the grass you offer up your lap for the two to lay on so they don't have to roll over on their backs.
They're instinctively drawn to you and climb on top as they keep panting.

"Why... is this... so hard?"

"My butt hurts sis..."

"It's because the tails themselves are weak.
You may have all the strength and stamina in the universe but even with that if the body part is weak it doesn't matter.
Same reason why Hits attacks work on everyone. Things like your internal organs are gonna be vulnerable no matter how hard you augment them.
The difference here is that you can't train your organs to get stronger. But I'm willing to bet these will support more weight come tomorrow."

You spend a few precious minutes just sitting there and scritching their hair as their breathing gets slower.
After a while you even hear Caulifla gently snoring as she drifted off to sleep. You feel her hand clutching your pants and she lets out a few uncomfortable moans suggesting she's not sleeping well.
Sighing you take off your shirt and put it on her as a blanket which causes her to stop fidgeting.
As you're absent mindedly smile at her you feel a tug coming from the other side.

Kale looks up at you still tired but much more present than Caulifla is.
She gently whispers as to not wake up her sis.
"E-Erm... E-Eric?"

"What's wrong Kale?"
You reach down and start rubbing her aching tail.

"I-I don't know.
Ever since I have this tail I've been feeling weird.
Is that normal?"

"Depends. Good weird or bad weird?"

She slowly closes her eyes and after a brief flash of energy her hair spikes up and turns green alongside her tail.
Though the form itself is not by any means new, the means of which she transformed into it are.
Even when Caulifla transforms the process is much more violent and explosive... This felt UNUSUALLY calm especially for Kales version.
She looks up at you with those big greenish-blue eyes of hers expectantly.
"W-Well?"

"K-Kale! Since when can you do it so smoothly?!"

"It's not always this easy.
But it's a bit easier to control things with this-"
She points at the limb in question.

>>4187589
Hmm

Interesting.
The tail seems such an integral part of Saiyan physiology with the crazy transformation, the ability to regrow and whatnot it's no wonder it has an effect on the Super Saiyan form as well.
But you expected it to make things crazier or wilder, not smoother and safer.

Then again... it plays a big part in the Oozaru transformation, so big that it can not function without it.
Is it actually possible that it regulates the flow of energy in a saiyan?
Interesting.

"Hmmmmmm.... have you had any... accidents since you got the tail?"

She shakes her head.
"N-No. But I don't think it's because of the tail.
I just wasn't angry... Still I felt weird and tried it out and-"

"Yeah. I get it.
Y-You can turn back now."

She gives you a sad look.
"O-Oh. Okay.
So you don't like it when I look like this-"

"N-No. It's that I like it a bit "too much" if you get what I'm saying..."
You admit in shame.

"Oh. Oooooh!
Sorry!"
Her hair returns to normal and her muscular for returns to its usual petite state.
"So erm... do you want me to try and get angry?
To see if it has an effect?"

>Why not while we're at it?
>No. Better to do it in a safe environment
>Other?

>>4187634
>No. Better to do it in a safe environment

>>4187634
>>No. Better to do it in a safe environment

>>4187634
> No babe. Better do in in a safer environment, especially when cauliflas awake, or she may try and kill us both.

>>4187634
>>No. Better to do it in a safe environment
>>Also better wait til Caulifla's awake, she'd murder us both if she missed seeing that.

Okay
And I think I'll be wrapping this one up very shortly.
However... we'll have one major, very important, dare I say ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL vote coming up
so...
>writing

"No. Better to do it in a safe environment, I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
Besides, I fear if Caulifla found out we did that without her she'd kill me."

"Oh she wouldn't do that. She likes you too much.
She'd just break your legs!"

"T-Thanks Kale! You really know how to reassure me!"
As you continue chatting with her however you get reminded of the presence of the other monkey in your lap.
"Awww... she's starting to drool!
Okay, I think it's time we ended this. It seems like it's past her bedtime.
What do you say Kale? Wanna accompany me? Can you walk?"

She nods and gets up while you scoop up the other girl and bridal carry her through the fields and into the castle.
You take Caulifla to her own little room that was set up for her and once inside tuck her into her queen sized bed.
It's kinda off putting since you don't remember her having one. Pretty sure she and Kale had separate beds...
Oh well, might be your memory playing games on you.

"Alright Kale.
I'm leaving her in your care now. But do make sure you also get some rest.
If you need anything just say my name really loud and I'll probably hear it from the next planet over."

"Okay Eric!"
She responds with a chipper voice but doesn't move from behind you.

As you turn around you see her still standing in the doorway.
"Okay! Good!
Well I wish you a pleasant rest and-"
She then locks the door behind her but stays in front of it, barring your exit.
*gulp*
"Uuuuuuuh-"

The sound of the blanket lifting up is heard from behind and Caulifla speaks up.
"Good job Kale! Didn't plan it like that but I like your improv!"

"Thanks!"

"Now Eric... if you know what's good for ya you'll do as we say!
Don't you dare to run or Kale will have to grab hold of you!"

>BAIL
>Accept your fate
>Other?

>>4187801
>Accept your fate

>>4187801
>>Accept your fate

>>4187801
>Press the attack!
Tackle Kale and kiss her before she grabs you!

>>4187801
>>Accept your fate
Hah. Its about damn time.

>>4187801
>>Accept your fate

So you've chosen... death

Unfortunately I won't be able to write it yet.
So... for those that are interested I recommend joining us Sunday when we fucking START with this shit!
See you guys soon

>>4187833
But I like this one.
Has some fight to it

>>4187801
>THIS IS THE STANCE

>>4187869
I'm not worried at all. I'm a little disappointed it happened before we had a wholesome bi-species wedding but other than the broken bones I'm sure Eric is going to have a good time. Than again if my suspensions are correct that wedding won't be too far off. I know what you are planning, you've scattered the breadcrumbs of your intent over the last 3 threads. And I..completely approve. Eric is going to be a good dad. At least the girls can't say it was his fault, they literally ambushed him. How on earth was he supposed to have protection when he literally didn't know it was going to get surprise snu-snu?(the best kind) To be fair I doubt there will be any hard feelings, the only reason people don't want to have kids these days is because of financial or career reasons and neither of those are a problem. Cabba better not get any ideas.

>>4187833
+1

>>4187833
Oh, we're still voting, support.

>>4187801
>press the attack !

>>4187833
Support

>>4187801
>unzip penis
>"THIS IS THE STANCE!"

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>>4188052
Whatever do you mean sir?
And weddings are absolutely out of the question until you meet the parents
Have some decency

>>4188752
Please tell me we'll get the chance to have a match with Caulfla's dad.
He sounds like this universe's Bardock equivalent and that alone has me excited.

>>4188791
No
[Spoiler]yes

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>>4188815

>>4188820
And now you see why I hate phone posting
Oh well. At least I can do this one properly
There will also be a twist to it but that's also very secret

>>4188870
So who's gonna play Eric in the inevitable Hollywood produced adaptation of his life story?
I nominate Nic Cage, because they're not gonna get the casting right anyways.

>>4188933
If they could de-age him then Robert Patrick
But since Earth doesn't have Dragon Balls they'll settle for Henry Cavill

>>4188933
Dolph Lundgren, but only after they find out that Dolph discovered secret mystical techniques to restore his youth.

>>4188946
>young Robert Patrick
Eric's a badass, but not that badass.
>Henry Cavill
Not enough Jesus allegories in the script for that.
They better get a good choreographer at least. I bet Jackie Chan would take that job in a heartbeat, especially after the tournament.

>>4187833

+1

>>4188958
We can say many things about Cavill, hell I can.
But I still believe he's not a bad actor, or at the very least he's a very nice guy that I'd love to hang out with.
It's just that he has a propinquity to act in movies that are fundamentally shit
Seriously, both in the DC movies and in the Witcher series he had to work with what he was given, those were trainwrecks on a fundamental level

>>4189037
>It's just that he has a propinquity to act in movies that are fundamentally shit
You're right, Cavill deserves more credit and does as good of a job he can with what he's given.
A lot of good actors have that problem now for whatever reason.
Off the top of my head, Dwayne Johnson fits that bill perfectly.
Nothing but poorly written or mediocre movies for the majority of his career.

Poppin' in just to remind you fellas that we'll be running tomorrow!
Hope to see you there

"Okay Kale! If he tries anything funny grab him and don't let go for a sec-"

But rather than letting Caulifla finish you go on the offensive and charge in head first.
As you plant your lips on Kales the girl meant to capture and restrain you feels her body turn into putty in your hands.
Caulifla just looks in confusion as you press your tongue into Kales mouth, getting an audible yelp from her.
"Oh. Bully!"

As you continue to vigorously assault Kale she practically goes limp, necessitating that you scoop her up and carry her to the bed.
You set her down gently as you continue to minister the girls body Caulifla rests her head on her arm while watching.
"Where was all that vigor a few hours ago?"

Parting from Kale you look away from the panting girl and break the tiny bridge of saliva that formed between your lips.
You'd like to say something witty or matter of fact like in response but the problem is that... you can't.
Instead of explaining how you wouldn't be able to pick up signs like that if your life depended on it you go into full caveman mode as your body is acting on its own, spurned on by the hormones rushing through your body.
Now it's the petite girls turn and she promptly gets her mouth.

Unlike Kale she's much more active and pushes back against you while simultaneously guiding your hands ever downward, forcing you to pull off her clothes one by one.
Once she's done she pushes you away and onto your back before she scuttles over to Kale who's been just awkwardly staring at the two of you.
She starts whispering in her ears.

"Come on Kale! Now it's your turn!
Show us that cute body."
And she gets to undressing her as well.
Kale practically freezes as Caulifla continues to massage her shoulders so she eases up a little bit.
"Come on stud! It's not fair if only we strip!"

Nodding awkwardly you start taking your stuff off while your mind begins to race. Only now are you realizing that this is actually happening.
Once you're done Caulifla licks her lips unconsciously and Kale swallows hard.
The only thing left is... deciding how to do this.

>Lay back and let the girls do it. It'd be... less awkward that way
>Take the lead (for better or worse)
>Other?

>>4191297
>>Lay back and let the girls do it. It'd be... less awkward that way
L-LEWD

>>4191300
What? Did you expect a fade to black? Naw son
I'll keep it blue friendly though

>>4191297
Try and alternate who takes the lead.

>>4191297
>Lay back and let the girls do it. It'd be... less awkward that way

>>4191297
>Lay back and let the girls do it. It'd be... less awkward that way

>>4191297
>Lay back and let the girls do it. It'd be... less awkward that way

>>4191297
>Take the lead (for better or worse)
>Have one girl take dick while the other gets eaten out and switch intermittently. The ability to fly is certainly useful for something.
We aren't taking into account the possibilities of zero-g sex use your brains.

>>4191336
Alright what about constantly spinning mid-air during the whole thing.

>>4191336
It ain't gonna be that explicit
And besides being the dominant party didn't win
A'ight erm... this is gonna sound weird but roll the dice

Best of 4
DC: 15 No crit

>writing

Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>4191341
WAIT KALE NO WE'RE NOT READY FOR SNU-SNU

Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>4191341

Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>4191341

SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP US PLEASE GOD

>>4191348
let the snu snu begin

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>>4191347
>>4191348
You better praise the latter guy because he just made you go through this metamorphosis

Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>4191341

Rolled 8 (1d21)

>>4191341
got here late, but will roll just to roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJkQzZOdOsI

You sit there awkwardly, not knowing how to proceed from here.
This being your first time and having literally no experience with anything related you're at a loss as to what to do.
Luckily the girls seem to have picked up on that and decide to take things into their own hands.

They slowly approach you and push you on your back as they begin prepping things.
Their initial teasing feels nothing short of overwhelming, their bare skin against your own as they trace their fingers across your chest, the heat of their bodies spreading over to your own and filling your entire being, the wetness of their mouths as they switch between sharing you and each other...
It's all enough to make you nearly blank out but through sheer willpower you keep it together.
There is no force in the universe right now that could make you miss this.

Things proceed as you feel Caulifla shifting downward and letting out a surprised yelp.
"Whoa... nice dick bro!"
As she disappears and does her thing you focus your attention on Kale who just keeps mewling under your ministration despite being the one on top.

It's... not nearly as heavenly as you imagined it'd be.
And you have an idea why that might be... but it doesn't matter.
Things proceed rather awkwardly and don't really get better until all three of you are properly prepared.

You struggle from the tension Caulifla brings to you as she stops midway through and releases you.
She then moves over and grabs hold of Kale by the hips.
"S-Sis?"
She gets hushed as the small girl guides her downward, her protests silenced by Caulifla sticking her tongue down her throat.

Once they part the meek girl no longer has any reservations.
"Come, I'll let you go first."

She gently guides the girl into position and eases her down.
Your eyes go wild and you want to protest as you realize what's happening but can't. As soon as her warmth hits you there's no going back.
So instead you gather every ounce of willpower of yours to hold yourself back as much as possible as to not hurt her.

There's slight resistance followed by a muffled groan of pain as Kale falls forward, unable to prop herself up.
You grab hold of her and entwine your fingers with hers, reassuring the girl that it'll be okay. It feels heartbreaking hearing her in pain, especially once you feel something warm trickling down your thigh.
But even if you wanted to ask her if she's alright you get silenced by the smaller saiyan switching places with Kale and occupying your mouth.
Then again... Kale is in the same situation as you are and the overwhelming storm of emotions she's feeling quickly overwhelm the mild pain and she starts moving on her own, without her sisters assistance.

Things proceed like that until you accelerate beyond the point of no return and both of you cry out at the same time.
If you regret anything it's that you can't share that brief moment of bliss with Kale in silence as you're nowhere near done yet.
Caulifla's been fidgeting for a while and now she can't take it anymore.

She eases Kale off and lets her rest whilst she takes her place.
To your shock she seems just as hesitant as Kale and unlike her sister the smaller saiyan has nobody to offer her support.
So after taking a deep breath she takes the plunge as well and you're hit by an even less restrained groan of pain from her.
You look at her with barely restrained tears in your eyes as she gives you a half pained grin.
"What?"
She asks as she's getting used to the sensation.

"Y-You too?"

"Shhhhh... don't ruin it."

You go through pretty much the same motions except now that you're twice as sensitive it feels like your mind is about to melt.
Nevertheless you manage to go last until the end and finish at the same time with Caulifla as well.
At that point she rolls off of you and all three of you take a little break as you pant hard.

*pant* *pant*
"So... how does it feel champ?"

"Awkward... sticky... but so... so good."

"Well we're three idiots who don't know what they are doing.
Guess we compliment each other. How about you Kale?"

"It hurts..."

Hearing that you drag yourself over to her and begin stimulating her once more.
If she does feel like that then the only solution would be to do it properly the second time and make her forget about the initial hurdle.
Caulifla likes that and chuckles.
"Second round already? I like your guts!
Alright I'm in!"

You feel her moving in and begin multi-tasking as you pleasure her alongside Kale.
Since you got into the swing of things it's much less awkward for all parties present and definitely less painful for the girls.
The second one ended up being much better than the first... however it wouldn't be the last, not by a long shot.
After every instance you take a brief break to catch your breath then go right back in again and again... and again.
So much so that by the fifth time even the near inexhaustible stamina of the Saiyans is running low.

What started out as them being in the lead quickly turned around as you kept "applying yourself" and the two girls were just that, girls. Crying and screaming into you as you brought them over the edge again and again.
You lay there in a pile of warm monkey flesh, the girls lying on your body and panting like they just ran a marathon.

"Where... the hell... did that come from?"

"My tummy hurts... It's too full."

"Seriously, I think I'm going to get a zenkai from this! Eight times?! FOR EACH OF US?
What ARE you?"

"A massive pervert."
You talk big but you're nearly at your wits end just like they are, you may have gone overboard a little bit.
"Sorry..."

"Why are you apologizing?
Who'd be angry at their supplier after giving them the ride of their lives?"

"So you're... not mad?"

"Nope."
Kale shakes her head as she stares at you blissfully.
"Just tired is all."
She snuggles up to you and you feel her chest pressing against yours as she rests on you.

"Unfortunately-"
Caulifla speaks up.
"We still gotta thank Eric for not disappointing, huh Kale?"

>Let's just get some rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and bruised
>Thank me? With what? I hope this isn't where you tell me Saiyans get pregnant instantly...
>Other?

>>4191434
>Let's just get some rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and bruised

>>4191434
>Let's just get some rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and bruised

>>4191434
>>Let's just get some rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and bruised

>>4191434
>Let's just get some rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and bruised
>You're welcome.

>>4191434
>Let's just get some rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and bruised
>conjure some Gatorade

>>4191434
>>Let's just get some rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and bruised

Your loss
>writing

Also, any feedback regarding this?
I'm not gonna reveal a big secret by saying I've never done something like this
I tried keeping it as veiled as possible but don't know how well I succeeded or how good it was

>>4191491
I liked it

>>4191491
I will introduce this methodology to other QMs so we can have interactive lewds without getting banned. You have tread ground few have dared set foot on and blazed a trail that others will walk in the future. Well done.

Update will have to wait for a bit as I'm going to go and have dinner real quick.
Be right back

>>4191491
>I'm not gonna reveal a big secret by saying I've never done something like this
Well I wouldn't know seeing as I haven't read your other quest.

>>4191514
Other quest?

>>4191535
Don't play coy with me.
You know what I'm talking about.

Breaking the facade of chadness you've assumed you exhale and let out a gasp that sounds like the last wailing breath of a cancer patient before they pass away.
"L-Let's just get some rest, shall we?"

Kale begins to pout.
"You're no fun."

"THAT wasn't fun to you?!
Fuck me..."

"Forget him Kale.
It's his loss. We'll just do it later, preferably when the cunt doesn't expect it!"
Kale nods eagerly and the two of them don't speak of it any further.

Shaking your head you conjure a portal and get yourself a bottle of gatorade to aid your recovery and pass the bottle around.
They both rest their heads on your shoulder and you find yourself slowly drifting to sleep in pure bliss, not letting even the horrid necessity of changing the sheets disturb you.
In your slumber you begin to tussle and turn as your crack brain begins conjuring imagery both pleasant and... shocking.
Though you can't really make sense of most of it as they pass through your consciousness as quickly as they came, one thing does stand out.
You see a long, white wedding dress and the figure wearing it is standing under an archway.

As your heart skips a beat and you swallow hard you move forward, making the figure turn to face you.
You lift the veil covering her face in utter terror and the thing you see under it is enough to snap you out of your sleep.
"ELENA!"
You shout in a cold sweat and reach for your heart.
Your pulse skyrockets as you keep panting.
"Fucking Cabba... he's ruining even my dreams now!"

Looking at your phone you check the clock. It's 5AM.
Seeing as there's no way you'll risk getting that nightmare again you might as well get up and occupy yourself.
Going into the kitchen you crank up the heat and start making something nice for the girls. Once you made a pair of omelettes, a few slices of bacon and some freshly squeezed orange juice you pack it all on trays and take them in.
Waking the girls by opening the courtains you get a few angry comments.

"Uuuuuuugh... shut that off!"

"That's the sun."

"Then blow it up, I don't care."

"Then I guess you aren't hungry either."

"FOOD?!"
"FOOD?!"
Like clockwork.

>>4191541
I actually don't
Is this that about that Som fella?

With their bed in breakfast the girls begin to chow down as you get situated on the edge of the bed.
While they are busy stuffing their faces in a way only a Saiyan can you begin questioning them.
"So... how are you feeling?"

Caulifla swallows her food and looks at you.
"I still can't feel my legs. Might be paralyzed I dunno.
But if it heals and I get a boost out of it I don't know what I'll do...
That'd be just too weird."

"My tail is still sensitive-"

"Sorry... Did I pull on it too hard?"

"N-No... I quite liked it."

"And how about you champ?
You kept going so hard I thought you were gonna get a stroke."

"I uh... I'm not sure how to describe it.
Still feels as unreal as when we were doing it... Never thought I'd get here y'know.
Especially not in a threesome!"

"Wow. You really were a looser weren't you?"

"Kinda.
But it's not like that's rare on Earth.
You have no idea how bad things are there sometimes."

"Well you were kinda right."

"W-what?"
Your heart sinks to your stomach.
Is this actually a dream? Is your worst nightmare real and you got hit by a car during a delivery and you're in a coma?

"You didn't score with two chicks. But three!"

"Oh thank god."
But that reminds you.
"Oh fuck! Kefla is gonna be SO MAD!"

"Nah don't worry about it.
I think she'll appreciate how we paved the way so to say."
Caulifla then smirks while Kale blushes.
"If I were you I'd be more worried about what will happen to you when dad or Renso finds out about how you ruined his little girl!"

Fuck.
She knows how to make you sweat bullets that's for sure.

"Well if you're gonna be that way I'm gonna go and take a leak.
And I won't carry you when you have to go, so you better get good at crawling."

"Dick."

Going to the hallway you methodically seek out the bathroom to relieve yourself...
Or you would if you didn't spot someone trying to hide rather poorly in the vicinity.
Normally you'd blast anyone dumb enough to try and play the voyeur. Except this time it's Vados trying to be sneaky.

>Better steer clear of that
>Confront her
>Other?

>>4191647
>Other?

She's hesitating, which is pretty unusual for an angel. Maybe we should try to give her an "in" wherein she can engage in an activity nearby and then gracefully have an excuse to talk to us. Perhaps she has some sort of favorite recipe that we can cook up?

>>4191647
>>Confront her
>>"sooo did you like what you saw?"

>>4191647
>>Confront her
>>...I know your good enough to avoid me seeing you if you REALLY wanted to go unnoticed Vados. Whats up?

>>4191662
+1

>>4191678
support

Confronting a snooping angel eh?
Not a wise choice but okay
>writing

You give her a wide berth at first and try to analyze the situation at hand.
She seems... out of it somehow. She's looking around frequently and frantically, her usual razor sharp focus is now dulled and unfocused.
Now would be the only time... perhaps ever that you can catch her off guard.

Using a portal you get behind her and to her credit she DOES notice how you snuck up on her.
But she still seems unnerved by it and doesn't call you out on it.

*ahem*
You clear your throat and she stands upright while almost dropping her staff.
"So... enjoyed the show?"

"The show? What show?"

"Look Vados-"
You start rubbing your eyes.
"I know you're good enough to spy on me without me noticing...
So let's cut to the chase, shall we?"

"Alright, fine.
If it's any consolation I did not spy on you.
It's just that it was erm, quite... loud."

"Fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
How loud to be exact?"

"Eeeeeeh-"
Vados recalls how the halls echoed with the occasional scream and the walls shook from the rhythmic pounding.
"Not much!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.
Okay. Then what's up? I doubt you came to check up on us.
And this is not exactly your style, you're usually much more direct... and even when you're shifty you don't spy on the toilets!"
Just as you say that it dawns on you.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! No way! Please don't tell me you-"

"It's not what it sounds like!
I assure you it's purely for the-"

"What? Some fucked up eugenics program?
I don't know if you know but mortal reproduction doesn't work that fast!
So you can't fucking TEST the girls! Now or... EVER!"

"I'm sorry..."

*sigh*
"Look I'm not mad. Just... it's not really fitting for a divine being like you to go hunting for *ahem* samples like that!
So what gives?"
She looks around awkwardly and blushes from her embarrassment.
"Champa?"

"Champa.
The lord requested that I take a closer look now that you've used his palace for such lewd acts."

"Look! You can tell Champa that while I work for him he doesn't own me!
Nor does he own the girls! And he DAMN sure has no business with me or any potential future progeny of mine!
So tell him if he wants urine that badly he can act like a cat and lick his own dick!"

"I'd rather not pass that on to him.
Even if he doesn't I do value your life."

"Thanks Vados...
Just dial back the creep factor okay?"

"Okay and I'm sorry...
I'm just very excited this finally happened!
You know once the time comes I'd gladly help with the birthing process!
Oh I just can't wait for the many mini Erics to be running around!"

You almost swallow your own tongue at that and prepare to curse a whole bunch.
However there's something that catches your attention. A scream can be heard from the room you just left followed by the cluttering of what you presume to be the trays you brought to the girls.
"What was that?!"

"I don't know but it sounds bad.
Are you sure those two are okay?"

>Yeah. I'm sure they just tried to stand up
>I uh... I better check on them
>Other?

>>4191835
>>I uh... I better check on them

>>4191835
>>I uh... I better check on them

>>4191835
I want to fuck vados

>>4191835
>First of all, no, just no, you aren't getting involved with this, you lost your privilege wehn you started snooping. Second, I am have a very ominous feeling that something is going on and I need to check up on the girls. Third, Buu, if you pulled some kind of magic bullshit when I was fucking last night I am going to come in there wring out your gelatinous neck.

>>4191835
>I uh... I better check on them

So... Did one of them actintaly hurt their tail? Do not know what else would make them scream in their room.

>>4191870
It's a mystery

>>4191835
Supporting >>4191857
Fuck I knew some weird shit was going to happen when we inevitability fucked. I had a feeling that being the host of gum satan did something to our balls but I figured that, "there's no way Nega-som is going to go there he's one of the tamer qm's." Let's hope our goop/saiyan/human hybrid offspring aren't too deformed. Is your boner satisfied now that you have indulged your breeding fetish? On a side note absolutely fucking based we need this buff to reproduction to compete with that one time Karn adopted an entire child soldier platoon. Take that boomer! We're going to have 4-9 kids before we even meet our in-laws!

>>4191857
This seems... uncharacteristically rude
So I'll tame it down just a bit if it's okay. But I'll still use it
>writing

>>4191907
But it lost.

>>4191907
I better check on them had more votes.

>>4191937
They don't seem mutually exclusive though?
Unless I got the big dumb, I read it as "Vados you can't come" but it said nothing about Eric not going

This thread has been... off so far.
I think I'm going to head out for now and read it once its through with.

>>4191941
As said by yourself uncharacteristically rude. It dose not actually accomplishes mutch even if it is still checking out the girls.

>>4191984
Yeah I suppose
And since there's such clear opposition I can't ignore it
Don't worry, I read you loud and clear

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"I uh... I better check on them.
I've been pretty antsy all morning and I DON'T need this!"

"Afraid that some magical shenanigans are underfoot?"

"Amongst many, MANY other things, yes!"

"Alright.
Would it help if I was there?"
You nod.
"Okay then, let's see what's wrong."

You turn around and start walking backwards, then you pick up the pace and keep doing so until you're practically running.
With the most dynamic entry you can pull off, you kick the door off its hinges and send it flying as you look around in a fit of panic.
"What's wrong?! Are you alright?"

"Yooooo! Eric! Check it out!"
Caulifla speaks up, drawing your attention to her.
She spreads her arms out and twirls around on the spot.
"See?"

At first you see nothing noticeable, in fact you're so confused by her apparent well being that you can't really focus.
But once you get a closer look at her you notice that there is in fact a noticeable change.
She's grown taller overnight to almost the same height as you are but she's still shorter.
"What the fuck?"

"Hey Kale! Check out if it happened to you as well!"

"I-I'd rather not!"

"Come on he saw everything and more last night! Stand up!"

She hesitates for a few moments before throwing the sheet off of herself.
But once she's up it becomes obvious. Even though it's not obvious from her posture she's also grown.
In fact she's the same height as you are right now.

"Please don't tell me I'm going to space jail..."

"No dummy!
We hit our last spurt at last!"

"Your... what?"

"Our growth spurt!
About time too! I was getting tired of being a late bloomer!"

"I'm... so confused!"

"Allow me to explain-"
Vados steps up.
"Saiyan growth happens quickly and in bursts. On average their lifespans are longer than humans and they remain in their prime for longer but they mature at roughly the same rate.
However what really sets them apart is how they develop. Young Saiyans stay relatively the same for extended periods of time.
When they finally do change they do so rapidly in so called "growth spurts". They undergo a few with more or less growth with each one and they stop once they reach full maturity.
After that they age normally like others."

"You mean you didn't know?
Why? How do you do it?"

"We just... keep growing slowly over time."

"Weird.
Well we don't do that."

"Yeah but... why?"

"I 'unno.
Supposedly it helps kids survive by staying cute until they can fend for themselves."

"So I really did-"

"Oh no.
Every Saiyan is fully matured way before their final growth phase."

*phew*
"Thank god!"

>>4192011

Oh no.

This means that Cabba might be experiencing a growth spurt as well! Elena and her sheltered Earthling sensibilities won't stand a chance!

The clock is running out. We need to stop Cabba before it's too late.

>>4192031
See everyone? He's catching on!

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"I don't know what got you so worked up!
You don't manage to push two saiyans into full maturity all on your lonesome!"

"Just... please don't.
I almost got a heart attack and it's STILL a bit too much to process."

"Y-You don't like us now?"

"No! Of course not Kale!
You look stunning! I'm... I was just scared shitless for a second!
I thought you were in trouble, I thought I fucked up! I-"

"Come now, there's no need for that!"
Vados tries to calm you down.
"Just take a moment to breathe and everything will be fine."

You do as you're told and force yourself to calm down through some breathing exercises.
Once you're collected once more you start asking some of the more pressing questions on your mind.
"So uh... does this mean anything else beyond growing a few inches?"

"Nope. Not really.
The last one is usually very minor in terms of change.
Should've seen the first! Whooh! That was a big one! Kale and I went from little squirts that barely reached their parents kneecaps to almost the size you knew!"

"So there was a spurt between your last and the first?"

"Yeap!
And now we're done! The only changing that'll happen will be in uuuuh... about fifty to sixty years from now when we start growing old."

"Wow... you guys just keep winning the genetic lottery huh?"

"Being saiyan is great huh?
Maybe you should consider wishing for a race reassignment!"

"No thanks.
I like being this way.
Though a bit longer lifespan wouldn't hurt..."

"Aaaanyway! Now that we're officially done that calls for a celebration!
Hey Kale! How do you feel about visiting Sadala to dab on those suckers and show the family?"

"I uh-"

"Kale says yes!"

>No. Champa says I'm in quarantine. No adventures
>I mean... sure? Not now certainly but I'm up for it
>Other?

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And uuuh... here's what you can expect on the enemy front
Be afraid

>>4192039
>Sounds great, I just have to put him into a coma with a breakfast lasagna the size of my entire torso
Hey, I remember this guy he drew last day in outer heaven. You really had me going there for a second.

>>4192041
Not as much of a stick as before. Would not call him buff by any means but he seems better proportioned by far.

Basicly his looks improve by 300% (if only he looked a bit stoopid before and normal osh is major improvement.

>>4192039
>No. Champa says I'm in quarantine. No adventures
>Besides would it not be better if we did not go exclusively for that? Like petty show off are liked by nobody. Let's do it with a good excuse.

>>4192039

I'll second this: >>4192063

We might need to think of a way to bribe Champa so that he'll be more lenient.

>>4192039
>>No. Champa says I'm in quarantine. No adventures

>>4192063
support

>>4192049
I don't know about that, I just found these redesigns and thought they are rad as hell
He draws a lot of cool stuff but I can't really comment on those
There's even a Kefla redesign and it's good but... it goes up against the OG design which I love so I might not use that

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>>4192049
I forgot to link the pic

Anyway!
It's decided then
Quarantine it is
>writing

>>4192100
Get ready to cry like a little bitch. You are not ready for this level of kino.
https://youtu.be/OvYkv-uNQPE

>>4192115
Wait is this the one where Quiet visits Venom when he's dying?
I might have seen that actually

"Erm... I'd like to but the thing is that Champa pretty much said that I can't leave."

"WHAT?
WHY?"

"Assassins.
I wouldn't mind personally but I don't want to endanger anyone else.
Besides, don't you think that's just a bit shallow? Going back home just to gloat about your final growth spurt?
I'm totally fine with going to Sadala but wouldn't you rather go there with a good excuse?"

"Like what?"

"I dunno.
Just something more meaningful than that.
Any uuuh... important events? Birthdays or Saiyan holidays?"
You're trying your best not to accidentally say "introducing you to the parents". Your social awkwardness couldn't handle the strain.

"Hmmmm...
Nothing really comes to mind.
How about you Kale? You got anything?"

"E-Erm... Renso will have a birthday soon."

"Awright!
Sounds good enough?"

"You don't know when your brothers birthday is?"

"I don't even know when mine is half the time.
We're space farers! How do you suggest we track years when we're not orbiting the same star?"

"Good point.
So when is that?"

"In a month I think?
I lost track we've been away from home for so long."

"Okay. A month.
Yeah I can work with that."

"Oh shoot!"
Caulifla then snaps her fingers.
"I just remembered!"
She raises her tail.
"We gotta do something about these though."

"Why?"

"Full moon.
Sadala almost always has that."

"What, really?"

"Yeap.
So unless we wanna get banished again we need to get this under control."

"Okay, I can work with that.
Besides we've been working on training the tails.
We'll just move onto the monkey form sooner than expected."

And with this I'm kinda out of material for today
I hope you enjoyed this as weird as it may have been
What I said still stands and I'd appreciate some feedback regarding the thread

Other than that I don't know when I'll be able to run next.
Maybe I'll aim at Wednesday but even then it'll be one of the shorter ones
See you nibbers later

>>4192231

Thanks for running, Nega-Som!

>>4192231
It was alright. It's just that the session kinda clashed with the usual humorous shonen-parody tone that makes the quest special.

>>4192231
Yeah after thinking it over quite a bit I think >>4193617 this is pretty accurate. The content of this thread thus far has been fine it just hasn't felt very Dragon Ball. I just hope that we get back to fighting and training soon that is where the top tier content comes from in this quest.

>>4193627
>>4193617
Yeah I can see how that might be a problem
But don't you worry we'll be returning to those very shortly, it's just that I like experimenting with stuff otherwise I'd go numb from writing the same stuff

>>4193781
Yeah it was fine and you really should keep on mixing in these "unusuall" things from time to time. As much as some might disagree with me constant fight, fight train, train sequence on loop becomes booring. Sometimes you need somthing difrent in tone and I enjoy these more fluff filed moments.

>>4193965
He’s right, training and combat is fun but if you only do it back to back you start to lose the time where the characters develop. First som had the same problem, it got to the point that when he did try slower slice of life scenes they felt stiff, rushed, and unnatural.

>>4194395
I agree with this guy, you're good but you can definitely improve. Saiyan Conqueror quest has kept a really good balance between the two and I think you could learn a lot from reading it.

>>4194445
Y'see I'd gladly do that... if I didn't open up a thread out of curiosity and saw fucking star wars
I'm quite autistic but even I have my limits
Anything else I vould use as reference?

>>4194548
>and saw fucking star wars
This right here is why I stopped reading Saiyan conqueror I was willing to put up with it to a certain extent, but when you have saiyans going up against the covenant it is too much

>>4194591
You're missing out bro.
Darth Bane's spirit is a fucking homie.

>>4194617
Not really. I read a bit past the Convent war before dropping it and... It just pretty much drowned under blatant cameos and expys. I get it take your inspiration but they took it too far by being blatant about it like elements could have worked if they did reskining of the elements to not be imediatly recognizable.

They had Kryptoniyan and Raven from DC, Jojos, star wars and much much more. It all was blatantly on the nose straight up ripped out of source material with none to minimal tweaks done to make it fit.

Only one that kind of succeeded was the Kryptoniyan as he was original to a point.

Judging from what I've read, I'm kinda glad I never jumped on board Saiyan Conqueror when it first started.

>>4194949
I can get why the world building can turn some people off but the characters are good.

>>4194952
That's the sunk cost fallacy speaking.
Any faggot that runs out of ideas and starts throwing totally unfitting races and concepts into an existing universe can't write for shit.
References are ok but fuck off with literal plagiarism.

>>4194957
this
I try so hard to avoid this and I find myself teetering on the brink so much
But even when I used IRL figures I tried to make them fit the setting not the other way around
Yeah, I used some Fate images for Jeanne d'Arc but I don't think I made her a fate character (mostly because I know jack diddley dick about the setting, only that some characters have the names of historical figures)
I don't know...

Straight up ripping things out from other settings and unceremoniously dumping them in seems like the most creatively bankrupt thing to do for me

>>4194957
Why are you posting in a fanfic quest then? Isn't this entire thing mostly plagiarized?

>>4195033
I think this idea of taking the underutilized parts of Dragon Ball's setting and expanding upon them is good and there is a ton of content that could come from how humanity adapts to it's new situation. The application of real life lore to the quest was a mind blowing concept but, I think there is plenty of things that could make things a lot more interesting. Have you eve considered trying to incorporate supposedly real life aliens into the setting, like Reptilians, Avians and other weirder ones. Watch a few hours of ancient aliens, or UFO boomer shit like that, I'm sure it would give you some good ideas. While you are at it, why not read the holy book of Scientology I'm sure there would be some good stuff in there too.

>>4195093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6fGLKbel5g

>>4195166
Of course it isn't entirely plagiarized, I was just putting forward the rhetorical fallacy that anon had put himself in.

>>4195174
That's not the issue, you may have had a point there
But there is a line between innovation and madness
And once I see Star Wars in Dragon Ball I think we crossed a line because that's literally Sonichu territory

>>4195181
Honestly, the furthest you should go with adding shit to DBZ that doesn't belong is maybe Chrono Trigger stuff.
Because at least the artstyle is correct and Lavos could theoretically exist in the DBZ universe.
Unlike the fucking Covenant.

>>4195184
How about Dragon Quest?
Doesn't he do the art for those as well?

Sometimes cross pollenation like that can work out
Just look at One Piece and Monsters

>>4195194
Dragon Quest could also work if you were keeping it Dragonball level.
Lavos is a DBZ level enemy
Lavos as the Time Devorourer is a Heroes level enemy.

>>4195194
Yeah Maple's design is a dragon quest character in (Kaito's?) [been a while since I read anything from them] quest

>>4195184
>>4195194
Blue Dragon?

>>4195291
You mean Stands in DBZ but done right instead of ripping Jojo into DBZ?

>>4195181
True, but I think it comes down to execution. Tails gets trolled threw literally everything and the kitchen sink into it it's setting with no concern for continuity or reason and it is Kino of the highest caliber. Sonichu is an exercise of ego masturbation and self pity that only has entertainment value because of it's connection to it's creator.

>>4195323
Nah there are some things that there is no point in putting together DB and halo just have too different of powerscales to be compatible same with db and star wars.
You might be able to take small elements and use them, but you have to be subtle about it. Just randomly having the characters fighting Xenomorphs or the covenant or anything else isn't subtle or clever. It is just the kind of writing that you find under the crossover section of fanfiction.net
Hell if I remember right from a few threads back they had a character going SS3 cause them to have a miscarriage which is just disgusting on so many levels.

>>4195833
I mean if the Covenant started using Ki then it would make more sense but they kinda haven't. I'm not going to say SCQ is absolute dog shit but it isn't perfect tastes can vary. I mean it basically is summed up as space dad simulator at this point, combat and world building have taken a bit of a back seat there. What's there isn't terrible, just mediocre, it's an injection of content to keep the quest going. As for loss Saiyan edition you seem pretty fucked up about it. I forgot about that, it happened more than half a year ago I'm surprised people still remember, I certainly didn't. A QM can do what they want do make some drama I guess. With how physically taxing SSJ3 is it makes sense I guess. I mean Loss and Dragon Ball aren't things usually you utter in the same sentence so I can understand why you would be upset. Discussing the flaws of a quest are just as important as talking about what it does right. How much of the other quest ave you actually read out of curiosity?

>>4195978
Loss has as much to do in Dragon Ball as in anything else. Fucking nothing
If you HAVE to make a quest, movie, book, etc. about miscarriage then you BETTER hope that's what the whole thing is about
Like a short story about a mother loosing her child and coping with it
But that can only be a short story as dragging it out is detrimental as the novelty wears off and the misery looses its impact

Injecting it into a happy-go-lucky medium however is on the same level of brain damage as the original Loss

Also I'll be striving to make the promised run today
Sorry about the late notification, kinda forgot abput it

It seems that you have your work cut out for you.
You have a little less than a month to iron out the kinks of the Oozaru form, or at least make it so that the girls don't immediately loose control the second they see a celestial object.
Especially Kale whom you don't even want to IMAGINE what would unleash should she tranfrom into that monstrous form.

But should you succeed the reward would surely be more than enough to compensate for the danger.
Even if they never ever use the great ape (which you don't believe for a second) surely mastering the form will have some beneficial effect on them, seeing how integral it apparently is to being a Saiyan.
And you're not the only one who seems to think so.

"That should be interesting-"
Vados comments.
"If you need I'm available to help."

>Well that's a load off my shoulder. Thanks Vados!
>Hold your horses Vados! We don't even know when we can begin yet.
>Thanks but no thanks. I'd prefer if we did this on our own
>Other?

>>4196681
>>Well that's a load off my shoulder. Thanks Vados!
I mean, she is a pro at training.

>>4196681
>Well that's a load off my shoulder. Thanks Vados!
>So what do you think is it accept the instinct or fight the instinct or some shad of both? I bet on mix of both.

>>4196689
>As contradictory as that sounds.

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>>4196689
>some Shad of both

>>4196693
Don't be smart ass and vote.

>>4196681
>Well that's a load off my shoulder. Thanks Vados!

>>4196693
>Shadman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeyJpOdfPzg

>>4196681
>>Well that's a load off my shoulder. Thanks Vados!

Guess Vados will be helping you with the monkey business
>writing

"Well that's a load off of my shoulder! Thanks Vados!"

"You're very welcome.
Though I mostly do it out of self interest.
Wouldn't want to accidentally destroy the planet now would we?"

"Admit it, you just wanna see what would happen if they did master it."

"Maaaaybe!"

"Heh.
Okay. Well what's your input then?
Just go with the flow and surrender to instinct or wrestle for control?"

"Go with the flow???
Are you insane Eric?"

"I... may not have enough blood circulating in my head right now.
That and being punch drunk almost 24/7 doesn't help."

Vados covers her eyes and counts to ten before responding.
"The whole problem is that the form is a primal force of nature.
I may have seen it only once but it was clear that Caulifla lost all reason and turned into an animal driven by instinct.
Sadly as enticing as letting them get in touch with their wilder side may be, the danger is simply too great.
It's reckless even!"

"I don't know...
From what I've seen so far it might be inevitable.
The later transformations seem to outright require them to tap into that specific part of their psyche."

"Hmmmm? Do you know something I don't?"

"I don't know. Maybe?
But I wouldn't be shocked if in the end we'd need a little bit of both to achieve optimal results.
By all means, let's get them in absolute control! But once we're done with that I think letting go just a bit will be necessary."

"Interesting suggestion.
Shall we discuss this further outside?
I think we might need to talk this through more thoroughly!"

"HEY!"
A third voice interrupts you.
"Aren't you guys forgetting something?"
Caulifla points at Kale and touches herself.

"No?"
You respond and flick her on the forehead, almost making her fall on her ass right then and there.

"Whatthe-"

"You can still barely stand.
And you JUST went through massive growth! Do you even know how long your legs are now?"

"Damn... you're right.
At this rate we'll just trip over ourselves.
Awwright! You can go and... talk about stuff while we get used to things.
But the second we're in tip top shape you'll be our personal toy Eric!"

"And we won't share!"

"What she said."

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You pat the two on the head, assuring them that you'll come up with something fun for the moment when they get better and leave the premises with Vados.
Heading for the courtyard you start discussing what you've witnessed back in the seventh universe with your angelic mentor.

"So... basically I had a little fistfight with Vegeta.
In addition with the little exchange of information we engaged in I think I learned a few things."

"Do tell..."

"Do you know there is a third stage for the Super Saiyan form?"

"I believe I've seen it once.
Not much to look at really. Big numbers with high maintenance and nothing else.
Very clunky, very predictable, easy to bait."

"Guess you rubbed off on me quite a bit because those are my thoughts exactly.
However the WAY he used it was quite ingenious. He kept switching between the second and third forms, alternating between explosive speed and explosive force.
That alone showed me that there is more potential to it than meets the eye... And I think it's incomplete."

"Really?
I didn't pay much attention to it when I caught a glimpse of it since it was so insignificant in the grand scheme of things.
What makes you think that?"

"Remember the OG and how it too was just a way to dump a whole bunch of Ki for a big power boost and how we managed to work that kink out so it's basically free to maintain now?
I get the same feeling from it. It feels like it's a prototype, a beta version.
With the ungodly strain it puts on the body and the sheer amount of energy it saps it's no wonder it's so... bare bones.
I bet they can't even train with it for extended periods of time."

"That may be the case.
Still... how do you want to circumvent that?"

"I-"

Just as you start speaking you pass through the main gate and into the open.
Almost immediately something horrible assaults your senses. An acrid smell hits your noses, black fog clouds your vision and you hear the crackling of fire coming from nearby.
Both of you begin coughing as you inhale the smoke and start looking around in confusion.
*coof* *coof*
"What the hell?! Did the forest catch on fire?"

*cough*
"I don't think so.
Look!"

You turn in the direction you think Vados is pointing, it's hard to make out through the blackness blinding you.
There is a source of light where the smoke is originates. It looks like a campfire.
A campfire spewing pitch black smoke so something that shouldn't be burnt is in there.
Rushing over you spot two figures standing out of the smokes way, observing the fire.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!"
You shout at Towa and her goon.

"I got rid of your mess "MASTER"!
But since you were gracious enough to take my powers away I had to use a fire drill!
Do you KNOW how long it took to set this up?!"
You aren't sure she's trying to mess with you or if she genuinely thought this is what you meant.

>Start shouting!
>Start punching!
>Calm down and calmly correct her
>Other?

>>4196797
>Calm down and calmly correct her

>>4196797
>>Calm down and calmly correct her

>>4196800
>>4196801
+1
at least she was trying

>>4196797
>I had to use a fire drill!
Kudos for that show of initiative I guess.

>>4196797
>Calm down and calmly correct her
>I guess we are at the follow the letter phase. (Ignore the spirit part of course is unsaid.)

Huh
This is much less angry rip and tearing than I expected
Kay
>writing

>>4196838
post coital bliss

Extending your hand you send out a wave of force strong enough to disperse all of the smoke in the immediate vicinity and obliterate the source of the fire itself.
Taking a deep breath you start rubbing the bridge of your nose to calm yourself down.
Everybody gets one, no exceptions. But god it's hard to keep that mentality up now.

"Okay...
I'm gonna do this as constructively as I can.
You tried. Kudos."

"Is that it?
I thought you'd show some more gratitude for doing what's your job."
Well... even if she didn't before now she knows what she did. And she's enjoying it.

"Let's get one thing clear.
What's MY job is now your job too. So you better do it right or we're gonna have problems.
You can do whatever you want, but nobody ruins my reputation except me!
So let me get one thing straight... Is this how you dealt with garbage on your own?"

"What? Like a plebian?
Of course not! I used my magic! But I can't do that now can I?
So I did the only other way I knew to get rid of your mess. I gathered everything into a big pile and burnt it!"

"E-Everything?"
You look into the still smoldering pile of ash and spot several remnants of items you recognize.
She didn't just burn the food but the tables, the plates, the table cloth, the rubber balloons and even the fucking utensils!
You slam your palm into your face and dread what kind of a fucking monkeys paw did you just get.
"Okay... I'm gonna level with you here Towa.
I'm in a fucking great mood right now! So I'll cut you some slack.
But if you pull something like that again you won't just piss me off! You're ruining Champas stuff and not just that, but if he breathed in this cloud of death and mildly choked on it you'd be sure he'd put you through hell!
And whilst I have quite a few reservations about hitting a woman that's expecting, he doesn't."

"You're as primitive as your race suggests!
Did you forget? Champa can't do a thing to me or he'll incur Zenos wrath. In short: He. Can't. Hurt me!"
She says so with the most smug smile she can muster.

"Is that what you think?
Do you think he doesn't have means of ensuring you fail?
How about he seals you away for nine months, let you out to give birth and then present you to Zenny like nothing happened!
He'll do it! I ASSURE YOU OF THAT!"

She realizes the gravity of what you're saying, making her bite down on her own lip.
Most likely she never had to deal with a Destroyer for any extended period of time so she got careless.
Good. That means you're not the only one underestimating the other. Maybe you could use this moment of clouded judgment to "aid" her rehabilitation.

>Teach her how to do her job the classic way, with a demonstration
>She has that walking dildo shadowing her. Maybe you can get it to make her behave
>You won't get her to behave unless she wants to... got to find a way to convince her
>Where there's a whip, there is a way
>Other?

>>4196888
>>Teach her how to do her job the classic way, with a demonstration

>>4196888
>Teach her how to do her job the classic way, with a demonstration
>I guess while you have some outside experience you are still largely runing on a mix of makai and royal sensibilities. My bad for not thinking of that.
>What were you guys even doing when you were not runing plots against Crona anyways any notable hobies?

>>4196905
Changing to this

>>4196888
>"It baffles me how you don't know how to do something so simple as basic cleaning without magic, it's not that hard, even 6 year olds can do it."
.>Pull up some youtube tutorials for kids about how to clean their shit
>"I'm sure this will help your clearly underdeveloped brain understand how to do your job. Don't try to clean the computer, I've already had it destroyed once."

>>4196912
>>4196905
Not bad, not bad
>writing

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"Hmmm...
But this whole charade does confirm one thing for me."

"And what's that?"

"That despite spending time outside you're still operating on both Makai and Royal principles.
My bad for assuming otherwise-"

"What's THAT supposed to mean?"

"Oh, my mistake for not phrasing it properly the first time. Here-
*ahem*
Your inability to perform simple day-to-day tasks simply baffles me. Despite your big IQ galaxy brain you can't operate without the convenience of magic!
How does that even work? How is that you can't clean up normally? A six year old can do that!
Why fire? Did you not find a more destructive and collateral way of destroying them? What's your damage?
Are you aware that we had civilizations where we tossed babies off of cliffs for much less?
ARE YOU EVEN REAL?!"

All parties present stare at you in shock, with the exception of the droid that keeps up his half scowl the entire time, making you question if his face is just stuck like that.
Clearly none of them want to respond to that for fearing further verbal violence.
Taking this moment of silence you take a deep breath and calm down.

"Okay. That was rude, I apologize.
Let's pretend that didn't happen and I promise to act more mature. 'Kay?"
Towa nods submissively.
"Right. So... How do you not have applicable experience for this? Assuming you were genuine and really don't know how to perform household chores of course.
What DID you do in your spare time when you weren't plotting the demise of Chronoa and whatever else mustache twirling Eeeeeevil schemes you cooked up?"
She blinks a few times, shoots a cautious look at Mira and then turns back to you. But she still say nothing.
"Aside getting creampied by him I mean. I don't want to know the details!"

"I... can't answer that."

You hunch forward and look at her dumbfounded. Is she for real?
"So... nothing? REALLY?!
Nothing!"

She says nothing but her demeanor says it all.
Her refusal to answer or even comment on that makes it clear. That's all they were doing.
You can kinda get the droid but her?

>>4196980
I guess the magi-science she was doing was closes thing to genuine hoby she got.

>>4196988
Granted it's tainted by being linked to scheming against Chrona. But I supose she is a dork deep down under the shere THOT.

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"Alllllright! Change of plans!
You... are in desperate need of an education.
And luckily for you we have someone experienced in giving life lessons, namely me.
I'm pretty sure I have a few unwashed dishes back home-"

"Oh good.
Being educated by an imbecile.
How thrilling."

"Okay... If you have multiple eating utensils of the same kind at a fancy dinner party, how do you tell which one to use?"

"You want me to give you a lecture or-"

"In general."

"Start at the outside and work your way in with each dish."

"Good.
And how do you clean them?"

"Ummm..."

"Oh wow! She doesn't know how to wash something with soapy water! What a moron!"
You give her the most exaggerated, inbred southern accent you can muster.
"Do you hear what you sound like? Kinda like this except less hick and more obnoxiously posh.
I know more about this subject, I know that's hard for you to swallow but do try to pay attention to me if you want to learn something."

You doubt she's very enthusiastic about the prospect but it's not like she has a choice.
So you relocate yourselves back home where there's indeed a big pile of dishes waiting for you. Mostly bowls with ice cream stains in them.
Normally you'd berate the kids for leaving it like that but this time it comes in handy.

"Right. Now this is the point where I'd play some basic "How to" videos for children on YouTube but the laptop got broken once and if YOU did that I don't think I'd tolerate that.
So we'll get something better... for me. It'll be a nightmare for you."
*ahem*
"LYYYYYYYYYN! DADDY'S HOME!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOIfFGoN24I

You hear the pattering of tiny feet rushing towards you.
A quick glance at Towas face reveals her dread as she silently mutters "no" under her breath.
The second your little girl sees you she starts laughing as she jumps into your outstretched arms and you lift her up.
After finishing you give her a big hug before setting her down.

"Okay sweetie! Guess what we're going to do!"

"What!"

"We're gonna teach this dummy over here how to clean!"
Lyn begins to chortle.
"That's right! She doesn't know how to wash the dishes! Will you be nice and show her how to?"

"Okay!"
You pat her on the head and it feels like pulling the pin on a grenade and just dropping it on the ground to see what happens.
Her eyes practically light up and she goes in to grab Towa by the hands.
"Come, I show you!"

The demon is powerless before her as Lyn gently leads her to the sink.
She's looking at her creation for help but you just shake your head at him.
"You ain't gonna do a thing if you like existing... boy."
With that clear threat you sit back on the sofa to watch the ensuing chaos.

And this is the mental image I have to leave y'all with
I got work tomorrow
We're gonna hopefully return on Saturday with a full session next time

Take care you inglorious basterds

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Also I found this while searching for Towa picks.
Didn't find any but this is surprisingly good. Don't know what I'll use it for though, if I ever will

Well I guess her being around a kid might serve as a reminder of what she loses if she fails. She will either hate it all the way or she will eventually start to enjoy the company of our little princess. Either way it will get the job done.

>>4197061
Maybe some nosy time patroller that’s good at making excuses at poking in Eric’s business now that he’s in charge of rehabilitating Towa. Or one of the more important incarnations.

Strikes me as a rival type or a technically good guy but kind of makes a mess when she’s not on the clock or on a short leash.

>>4197675
Supporting this I like the idea

>>4197675
Do I hear an excuse to use the TP?
Don't mind if I do!

I also found FINALLY some machine mutant art as well but sadly it's certified tumblrtrash so... not really

I think I'm gonna do a quick little omake soonish
Just so I don't leave y'all without any content

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The great doors of the chamber open as the great lords servant receives his order.
Three mortals stand beyond its precipice, though only one was granted audience.
The rest are... well comrades would too strong of a word for them. Partners in crime, friends in need more like.
They came for they were worried about what was going to happen to the one they know.

"Ah Ganos! I've been expecting you! Come on in!"
Lord Quitela beckons the young man that feels like there's a cherry pit in his throat.
But the second his compatriots follow him he snaps at them.
"Not you!"

His attendant slams the door in their face as Ganos walks forward.
"Y-You called for me... my lord?"

"I did.
I heard how badly you've been doing ever since that whole debacle with Lord Zeno and whatnot.
As a friend I was worried about you."

"T-Thank you for your attention my lord but I-"
Ganos shuts up and feels his blood freeze as Quitela raises his right hand, the same one he extinguished billions of lives with.

"Let me finish...
That was quite something wasn't it? And how poorly it went for us."
Despite his calm tone the air around him feels dense, like a fog that saps the very life out of the air.
"But all things considered I handled it pretty well. Those mercenaries and assassins I hired are still there, granted either their contractors are chewing them out now or my 1 star rating on Assassino is making them destitute but... they are still alive are they not?
But you Ganos... You are not just some hired gun are you?"

"N-No my lord..."

"You're my right hand man. What reflects bad on you reflects bad on me...
And my oh my, how humiliating that was. Loosing to a decrepit old man belonging to one of the most pathetic races in existence... Frankly I don't know how you can live with that shame.
That's the reason why you've been so nervous up until now, isn't it?"

Of course.
Not at all the anger of a disappointed God of Destruction, no.
It was his PRIDE that was hurting...
"Y-Yes my lord!"

"You know, I really was contemplating what to do with you.
But given our long standing and fruitful relationship... I decided to forgive and forget.
Aren't I nice?"

"W-What?"
He did not call Ganos here to punish him? Is he actually considering letting it go?
Ganos thought he just won the lottery right now.
"Truly my lord?"

"Of course! After all you did so much for me!
Did you think I was going to kill you for making one mistake?
...
Don't answer that."

"N-NO! Of course not my lord!
You'll see! Your trust in me won't be misplaced! I swear I'll get revenge in your name!
I'll do anything to redeem myself in your eyes!"

"Hooooo? Anything you say?"

"Shit..."
He fell for the old trick again.

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"Kye kye kye! It just so happens that I have a job for you.
Pull it off and we'll pretend that whole Tournament of Power fiasco didn't happen.
What's more... I think you'll like it!"

Quitela threw a picture one of his spies snapped of the target.
His skilled operative easily snatched it out of the air and was shocked when he saw it.
"T-THIS IS-"

"That's right. A human. Just like the one that made a fool out of you!
Though admittedly this is from that other shithole of a universe governed by a cat!"

"Universe 6?"

"Correct.
This one is in Champas employ, his chef to be precise.
Eliminate him and your mission will be complete."

This seems too easy.
"Why?"

"I have a sneaking suspicion he might have something to do with Champas recent meteoric rise in ranking.
Gotta remind that fat slob where he belongs! In the dirt!
Find this man and kill him! Then your name will be cleared Ganos!"
Quitela then raised his hand and formed a sphere in it.
"Here. Use this."

As he threw the ball out Ganos caught it in a fit of panic.
"T-The energy of destruction?!
You never allowed me to use it before!"

"This time it's necessary...
I have it on good authority that Champa has access to Dragon Balls. Make sure the bastard can't be brought back!
That means hitting him while he's alive, got it?!"

"Y-Yes my lord!
Thank you my lord!"

"Good.
Dismissed!"

As Ganos returned to his two friends to share the good news with them the angel attendant of Quitela closed the door behind him.
Once the coast was clear Cognac turned to his master with a question looming over him.
"Is this about the cheese my lord?"

Quitelas eyes became bloodshot red and his barely veiled anger erupted with the fury of a thousand red hot suns.
"OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT THE GOD DAMN CHEESE!
HE POISONED THAT SWEET HOLY NECTAR OF THE GODS!
I WON'T REST UNTIL I DESTROY EVERYTHING IMPORTANT TO THAT FAT BASTARD!"

okay i have a wild idea lets make the the best cheese we can and send it to him

>>4198909
With a vintage wine.

>>4198692
I don't have any concerns we could beat him, but-

The energy of destruction, It's like bringing a gun to a fistfight. A BFG to a fistfight. We just have to be sure not to get hit by that and we're all good.

Or... we could portal it back into him for maximum style points.

>>4199495
What if it destroys the portal?

>>4199548
Then it's all used up and we're still safe. Probably.

>>4199740
And if it doesn't use up all of the energy to collapse the portal?

>>4199752
That's when the fun starts!~

>>4198692
Ah, another child(?) to forcibly adopt, it seems.

Awright fellas!
We'll be running tomorrow as promised!

>>4199758
This is the guy that bullied Master Roshi FYI

>>4199495
Quite an astute observation
Are you sure you aren't forgetting something though? Chekovs gun in this case is a double barrel shotgun

>>4200312
>had to transform just to get the leg up on an old ass hermit who wasn't even the strongest of his species
Who was really doing the bullying?

>>4200388
Forget that he's a fuck-up for a second and look at his intentions
He wanted to use overwhelming brute force to beat (what he perceived to be) an old frail man into submission
That's pretty scummy

Sitting back on the couch you watch as Lyn begins giving instructions to the with in the maid dress.

"So you grab the sponge and squirt a bit of this on it.
And when you get water on it, it makes bubbles! But don't get it in your eyes or it'll hurt.
This foam is not like bath foam, you can't play with it."

"That's because you have kiddie shampoo Lyn!"

Your little girl grabs hold of a plate and makes it squeaky clean in a matter of seconds.
She hands it over to Towa alongside a small towel and smiles at her.
"Okay! Now you dry them!"

Lyn watches over her like a hawk and quickly points out any mistake she made.
Read, a singular smudge you can barely see with the naked eye and need a magnifying glass to spot.
After Towa manages to properly rub one of the plates clean three times in a row your little angel nods.
"That's it! Now you try washing!"

Towa looks quite perturbed as she's under the scrutiny of what's essentially a five year old... and she's coming up short.
Whether out of fear for her safety or the need to prove that she's better than a child she complies with Lyns order and begins cleaning a mug...
Which she drops almost immediately as the soapy water makes it slip out of her hand.
Sighing you tell everyone not to move while you get a broom out of the closet to clean up the shards of ceramic.

>This is going to be a loooong day... (stay)
>Lyn I leave you in charge. Play nice with them
>Turn to Mira and tell him if anything bad happens you'll skin them alive
>Other?

>>4202219
>This is going to be a loooong day... (stay)

Can't half-ass an attempt at redemption. It's not going to be the funnest thing in the world, but at least we get to spend quality time with Lyn.

>>4202219
>This is going to be a loooong day... (stay)

>>4202219
>This is going to be a loooong day... (stay)
>Any new projects Lyn? Your work station was impressive.
>Also I might have arranged a play date for you.

Let the geek flow. Might intrest Towa if only to corect somthing. While she is useless in chores she dose have real galaxy brain.

>>4202219
>This is going to be a loooong day... (stay)
Should we get Lyn a dog?

>>4202265
She has a Towa. What else would a little kid need pet wise?