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The transition real Ganondorf was nightmare for even a Dark Warlock
such as himself. It was a iridescent vortex of swirling geometry,
rainbow colors, and a series of his past failures in previous
incarnations put into nebulous floating memory bubbles around him. He
couldn't move at all- there was not even physical ground to stand on.
Even when he tried to use his natural ability to fly Ganondorf had
found that the psionic currents in this dimension were even stronger
than his Dark Energy manipulation.

So he was stuck there floundering around with no hope in sight. Was
this hell? Did Link really kill him this time again?

A bright light had shown to his left. Even though this entire hellscape
had a bunch of brightly lights flashing at once utterly damning Ganon's
mind- he could distinctly tell this light was different. It was more
coherent. It had strange patterns adjunct to its form. Just a pure
splotch in this sea of madness.

With a new focus, Ganondorf's drive could not be abated. He will not
be confined to this hell, he had to leave. Mustering a considerable
amount of his natural well of magic, Ganondorf flew at a high speed
to the speck of light until it got closer, and closer, and closer.

Finally at the very cusp as he neared, the madness vortex from earlier
dissapiated more as Ganondorf got more close to the light. With glory he
bursts through on the other side!

...Only to find himself very tired from the ordeal, his well of magic
needing a recharge after fighting against the strong psionic currents
Ganondorf had to face. The only good thing to note is that he made it
somewhere habituable. The only problem is he is miles from the ground
currently freefalling toward a landmass the Warlock has never seen
before.

>Where does Ganondorf land?

>>4178619
>Wuhan, China

>>4178619
France, Limoges.

>>4178619
Moscow

(Last call to vote for another location or break the tie before I set a roll to decide which of the 3 Ganondorf lands at)

>>4178619

Belgrade Serbia

(Time to wait has been expended)

Roll me a 1d4 to see where Ganondorf lands.

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>4178642

>>4178644

Writing

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An intense disorientation had utterly smuttered Ganondorf. Utilizing so much his power just to gain control of himself in that hellscape dimension put a drain on his physical, mental, and magical energy. Not only that alone the realm he was in still evoked an excruciating headache from all the indecipherable patterns that not even he could understand.

Though as it was a matter of practical life and death, Ganondorf righted himself to point feet-first immediately instead of confusingly spinning in the sky once he felt atmospheric heat building up around him. That was bad news. He as at an extremely high altitude if that was even forming.

Ganondorf within his own Universe- as he quickly surmised that this wasn't his natural place of being in any physical or metaphysical sense imaginable- was one of the grand magic users there were, in almost every incarnation within his Universe. Despite the massive amount of power he used already, it was mere child's play to concentration a distinct ambient orb of force around himself. Ganon let himself free-fall for as long as he could push it before amplifying the orb of energy he casted around around himself, causing the atmospheric heat that was original all around him to expand outward with the semi-transparent-solid force.

Motioning with his hands after that he raised his palms facing upward to the heat could transfer at the very bottom of the orb, making the head build up and gravity work against eachother so Ganondorf's overall descent could be controlled entirely. With him now calmly gliding through the air with the atmospheric flame gone too, he dispelled the orb to fly on his own now that it wasn't needed.

The first thing Ganondorf had noticed was how polluted the air was compared to his home Universe. With his heightened Gerudo sense of smell, the mixture of gas, industrial compounds, and excessive steel construction was an assault to his senses as he flew even over a relative forest area. He kept flying for a minutes until he noticed something on the horizon. When he got to the thing he sighted, he had seen the most strangest city Ganon had ever laid on eyes on.

The inhabitants were humans, just like back in his own reality. 'Like a band of cockroaches' Ganon thought. Instead though they wore very confusing clothing to Ganondorf.

They were dressed like they were all noblemen in fancy seeming clothing, but with his knowing wit he could tell most of what was being worn on the streets of this city were layman attire. They also wore collars that went down vertically at the front as somesort of accessory. To stop it all off the humans here wore tacky and downright strange head-dresses in various shapes and sizes. Many of them also lugged around boxes for some odd reason.

The people in this city also drove in metal wagons not drawn by any horses. There was even giant caterpillar-like metal wagons that transported several dozens of people at once!

(cont'd)

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Another thing about this city was how high the builders were capable of. Raising towers of extreme height was trivial to people such as himself in his Universe as he was a Warlock, but to see this high cluster of high rises built by mere mortals was compounding to Ganon.

He hovered in the sky looking over the city, arms crossed while slowly dawning an interested smirk. What in the name of the Triforce has he come to exactly? It was getting more interesting for Ganon that it already was.

>Hover down into a town square portion of Limoges

>Fly down to an outskirt of a forest- get a little closer but watch from afar

Fly to an alleyway in the city- in the heart of the city, but in a place of high active once out of the alley doing anything else.

>Head to the ground and mediate to gain so reservoir of magic back up more quickly

>Fly someplace else (elaborate, write-in) \

>General Write-In

>>4178660

>Head to the ground and mediate to gain so reservoir of magic back up more quickly

>>4178665

Even doing anything else Ganondorf prioritizes with gaining some his power reserves back up to snuff before venturing further in this odd new world he'd found himself in.

He descends all the way do to a point where he is mere inches away from the grassy ground of the forest outskirt Ganondorf was in. He then went into a cross-legged hovered sitting position, concentrating. Hm. That was odd. The ambient magic in this reality was so thin that it was so easy for Ganondorf to harness it. In his own reality magic was contested by so many other entities and other objects that it was a chaotic stream whenever Ganondorf tapped into it. Here.. It was as if all the magic users in this reality had never existed? ....A dark evil smirk marred Ganondorf's face as that realization hit him during his mediation regathering energy. The more he was here, the more he definitely wanted to stay.

When he felt that distinct fullness that was usual to when his reserves were at full energy, Ganondorf ceased meditation entirely, stopping his hovering to finally fully touchdown on the ground.

Currently Ganondorf was at the forested outskirt mentioned before still. To his back was the whole uncouthed forest in all its glory behind him and to his front laid Limoges. To his right was a strange boarded road that the metal caterpillar metal-wagon used to transport numerous people at once at a time. Generally Ganondorf wasn't surprised he didn't see many people here- he was in a relative place he'd surmised was less traveled entirely.

>What does Ganondorf do?

>>4178711

Find people and observe stealthily

>>4179098

Crossing his arms whilst lowering his head eyes closed in thought, Ganondorf mulled over his next plan of action. With short internal deliberance Ganondorf quickly plotted out that he'd need more information about the inhabitants of this reality. He was fully sure a Warlock of his extreme power could make short work of everyone here, but Ganon was always more of the subtle type if ever having the chance to do so (which was quite rare).

Ganondorf walked until he finally reached the city limits proper where he rolled toward an alleyway just in time before a stray couple walking by had seen him. The rest thereafter was childs play for Ganondorf. He observed the methodologies of the city goers here for a long time as Ganon moved across the network of interconnected alleys in Limoges- which it had many of. His years of being trained by the female Gerudo of his nation greatly aided in this effort due to Olympic level acrobatics and general athletics he exhibited. This went on for atleast 3 minutes until Ganon realized one thing- he couldn't understand the language being spoken on the street.

Nothing being spouted forth from the mouths of the people made any intelligible sense to him at all. Sighing in annoyance Ganondorf figured that he'd need to find a more indepth way of gaining knowledge of the reality he gotten himself instead.

>A)Kidnap a pedestrian and interrogate
>B)Find an excluded area to meditate the resonance of the city
>C)Shrew stealth altogether and try reveal self
>D)Find a Library within this city, teleport inside it stealthily, then steal a bunch of books

>Write-In

>>4179133
>D)Find a Library within this city, teleport inside it stealthily, then steal a bunch of books

>>4179133
>Summon Gohma from the Evil Jar and use it to test the inhabitants of this realm

>>4181838
>just said he prefers being subtle
>summons a giant spider immediately after

>>4181845
Clearly you haven’t seen the Zelda cartoon. He used monsters as distractions while he did sneaky stuff all the time. Besides, we aren’t going to ride on top of it and make some grand speech, we’ll be watching from the shadows.

>>4181855
But he had years of experience of living in that world, and observing Hylians.
He doesn't know how these people would react to that.
Thus book thievery.

(Ah I'm happy that this has some traction)

Do you two want to do a roll on which option is chosen?

>>4181867
Sure, I’m fine with that. I don’t think Gannondorf is capable of reading those books if he can’t understand the language though.

>>4181867
Alright, since nobody wants to tie-break.

>>4181874
He's intelligent. He can decipher languages if he gets enough of a sample.

>>4181879
He’s intelligent sure, but that doesn’t mean he can’t understand foreign languages without some assistance. I doubt Einstein could just move to Sudan and begin speaking the language.

>>4181887
>unable to understand foreign languages
all those magical texts he deciphered and ancient secrets he found who's languages died out eons ago would make me beg to differ.

>>4181893
We don’t know the basis of those texts and we don’t know how he learned them. You would need more definitive context to be able to classify that as a feat.

>>4181899
It being a choice that showed up after he explicitly realized that he doesn't understand the language is pretty heavy evidence he feels confident in his deciphering capabilities.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling a 1d2 to see which option is chosen

Inserting the options in order of suggestion.

1. Find a Library within this city, teleport inside it stealthily, then steal a bunch of books

2. Summon Gohma from the Evil Jar and use it to test the inhabitants of this realm

>>4181911

>Writing

>>4181905
He’s usually very confident in his ability to take over Hyrule as well.

>>4181919
He has a pretty good record for taking over Hyrule, and an entire Timeline devoted to his success.
Keeping his rule is the problem, a green murderblender and his waifu puts an end to his reign almost every time.

>>4181923
I misspoke. He usually gets it done every time. I should’ve simply said that he was confident in his victory.

>>4181930
The point is he's very competent, and the only reason he loses is because he's destined to, not because of his own faults.
2/3 timelines he wins, and the world gets divine intervention because he won too hard in one of them.

>>4181916

Ganondorf has a deliciously dark thought cross in his mind for a moment. He ponders summoning a Gohma to test on the inhabitants. Before anything else he wants to review their collective combat ability. When surveying this city he had seen "guardsmen" but they didn't wear armor, just strange blue uniform attire with silly long hats. They didn't even possess adequate steel arms, just some unusual matte-black clubs and strange L shaped metal objects.

On pondering the combat ability of these inhabitants Ganondorf sighed after he realized that the Evil Jar was back in his own home reality in his castle (which was probably being demolished by the Zelda's insufferable father with his absence). He'd have to make a new one sooner or later if he has any designs to take over this world.. especially with no Link to stop him.

"Salut, qui es-tu!"

Ganon motions his head to peek over his shoulder, seeing an offly fat man in Chef clothing (it would seem as Ganondorf thought that in some realities some attire don't change that much) holding a rolling pin cautiously at the tall dark Gerudo. It would seem he was standing in the middle of a restaurant back alley where this Chef was presumably throwing out some leftovers catching wind of Ganondorf.

How does Ganondorf respond?

>Turn back looking straight ahead and ignore the Chef continuing with a next plan of action

>Take full heed of the Chef and try to calm him down despite Ganondorf's powerful terrifying appearance

>Ah! An oppurtune moment. Skip pleasantries entirely. Read the Chef's mind to get a gist of this reality. DC {15}

>Run up the wall to the left of Ganondorf then jump off it to the roof to the shorter building to the right. Ganondorf doesn't want to be revealed yet

>Write-In

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>4181947
>Ah! An oppurtune moment. Skip pleasantries entirely. Read the Chef's mind to get a gist of this reality. DC {15}

>>4181951

(Rolling is 1d100)

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4181947
>>4181951
>>4181954
Ok then.

>>4181955
wow.
and right after I called him competent too.

>>4181959

(lol... Best of three I suppose. Two tries left)

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4181954
You owe me a rampage QM.
>>4181959
Victory is mine!

>>4181971

(Jar of Evil is a massive machination that Ganondorf has to rebuild in this reality. One is still back in his own Universe but he doesn't have access to it)

With complete ease to Ganondorf, he put up his index and middle finger from his right hand up to the side of his head. Two seconds past before a psionic wave- a mix of his inborn magic and trained mental capabilities- splewed out from his mind onto the Chef's mind. From the perspective of the Chef, Ganondorf was just standing there doing a strange thing with his hand in response to his question. Could Ganondorf even understand him? Maybe thats why the tall dark ginger man was pointing to his forehead, a sign language that he didn't understand?

Meanwhile Ganondorf was gleaning a clove of information from the bewildered Chef infront of him in the restaurant alley. Currently the year was a "1937", under the auspice of what people in this reality call a "month" as Ganondorf was continuing probing through the Chef's mind. To be exact, July 11th. Ganondorf would also be presented to be in a nation called "France". Beside that the Chef didn't really have any useful information to glean from as most of his mind was preoccupied of thinking of Ganon right now- the 6'9 heavily armored caped Gerudo with long ears, dark-skinned and ginger to boot. It would seem to Ganondorf that the Chef would becoming more anxious as he stood there silently giving him an intense stare (a stare wrought from reading the poor man's mind).

>Try to ease the Chef. Maybe this fatman can teach him the tongue of this nation

>Most of what Ganondorf needed is done here, teleport away to a random rooftop

>Use magic to knock out the Chef, then cast a spell to make him forget the encounter entirely

>Continue to ignore the Chef whilst walking past him into the kitchen of the restaurant. He's interested in the nicely smelling food inside

>Write-In

>>4182014
>Use magic to knock out the Chef, then cast a spell to make him forget the encounter entirely

>>4182014
>Use magic to knock out the Chef, then cast a spell to make him forget the encounter entirely

>>4182014
>Most of what Ganondorf needed is done here, teleport away to a random rooftop

>>4182020
>>4182049

The Gerudo makes a lazy upward swipe with his left arm, a cascade beam of dark energy forming then hurtling toward the Chef. It would hit the fat Chef causing his entire frame to be doused in purple before dissipating just as fast. The Chef would be heard groaning in confusion the whole way of him falling to the floor thereafter, a loud slam sound emanating throughout the alleyway from his body weight hitting the concrete.

Even with reading his mind, Ganondorf didn't know what to do now. He'd have a gist of this "French" language now- phonetically that is. He could understand the inhabitants if they spoke to him, but Ganondorf would be hard-pressed adequately speaking the language, reading, or writing it. Something he'd have to practice, if he cared going that route that is.

Looking up at the sky Ganondorf notes that he came in this reality just at the cusp dawn as he could see the sun just peaking over the horizon. The day was just getting started.

>Head inside the kitchen of the restaurant from the back-alley door infront of Ganon. Lets see whats inside here

>Take a brisk walk openly in the sidewalk for a while, get attuned to this city directly

>Before anything Ganondorf would need lair of a sort. Time to find or make one

>Find someone or something to teach you how to fluently read, write, and speak the native language here. From reading the Chef's mind alone he now understands the language atleast so that base is covered.

>Try and gather up some minions. Ganondorf needs some servants to bare this land any longer.

>Write-In

>>4182061
>Before anything Ganondorf would need lair of a sort. Time to find or make one

>>4182061
>Before anything Ganondorf would need lair of a sort. Time to find or make one

>>4182061
>Before anything Ganondorf would need lair of a sort. Time to find or make one

>>4182065
>>4182077
>>4182089

Of all things the single most important thing to Ganondorf right now would be securing a place to reside in. Not only was his visage highly attention grabbing to the inhabitants here, he still didn't want to be revealed as of now because the authorities he would probably want to seek him out would be a nuisance to him. He needs to secure a lair in this place to house all the things he will "collect" here, construction of all his arcanum, and just a place to be concealed from the humans in this reality.

Ganondorf would teleport to a roof a particularly high building to sit on an arch. The Warlock cups his chin in thought. What should be his lair in such a place like this?

>This town apparently has a large number of abandoned blocks. Take one street as Ganondorf's entire lair and use the tallest building as the main base

>Use the sewers. Despite Ganondorf's seemingly likened tact for grandiose things as a man raised in the desert he knew to take more austere things just for survival. Beside sewers didn't disgust him at all. He made more putrid beasts back in his own reality

>Head back out to the forest to establish a lair over there. Its less population with less possible disturbances to his future work. It also has superb places to spring ambushes or counterattacks if the authorities of this city ever become hostile looking for him

>Use the restaurant as a lair. He'd have to mindslave all the employees attached to it quickly or one-by-one though. If he gains control of the restaurant he'd have a good source of revenue to hold him over

>Write-In

>>4182117
>Use the sewers. Despite Ganondorf's seemingly likened tact for grandiose things as a man raised in the desert he knew to take more austere things just for survival. Beside sewers didn't disgust him at all. He made more putrid beasts back in his own reality

>>4182117
>This town apparently has a large number of abandoned blocks. Take one street as Ganondorf's entire lair and use the tallest building as the main base
WE’RE TAKING OVER THE HOOD YO!

(brb I'm going to take a quick shower. Discuss and vote among yourselves on where Ganondorf should make his new lair. If its not decided by the time I get back we'll do a roll to see what gets chosen)

I like the sewers since you can ambush people far easier if you control the area underneath them.

>>4182139
But what about our street cred?

>>4182148
I think that will come in time when we eventually end up leveling the odd city or two.

>>4182150
We’re the king of thieves dude, not TMNT.

>>4182117
>This town apparently has a large number of abandoned blocks. Take one street as Ganondorf's entire lair and use the tallest building as the main base

>>4182154
We're looking for a good lair.
Humans don't like entering sewers, they're easily defendable, and they give access to the entire city if you navigate properly.
The forest is too open and could get burned down, but people would have to bomb the city to get to the sewers.
The city block has the same problem as the forest.

>>4182164
I don’t think people are bombing anything in 1937.

>>4182175
>forgetting what happens in 2 years
and you're right, we are the King of Thieves, so why wouldn't we choose the place that gives easy access to all the places we'd want to steal from rather than one tough to defend, easily attacked base?

>>4182185
We’re Gannondorf, it’s what we do. Besides, those Germans can’t stand up to a Warlock Punch and a Dead Man’s Volley. We could win WW2 on our own, against both sides, with our eyes closed.

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>>4182123
>>4182160

After a couple minutes of deliberation in his mind, Ganondorf decides to take up residence in the city itself. Taking up a lair in a building would be much faster while he'd be basically hiding in plain sight amongst the humans here. Not only that he was fascinated by the architecture Limoges possessed. It was much more artistically advanced than what you would find in Hyrule.

Ganondorf stood from sitting on the arch to jump off it, his cape billowing as he flew off at a high altitude to not be seen by people. Ganondorf spent much hours thereafter flying above the city looking for the perfect area. While he caught wind of many of the type of abandoned blocks he was looking for- he wanted something truly out the way, out of sight. He'd gotten his wish when he found a street in the upper-middle portion in area of the city. Hovering down he would land in the middle of the round, he was doubtful any "cars" (the objects people in this reality used to get around, which he hilariously thought were automated metal wagons... which technically they were, but anyway) frequented this part of the city. Looking around he'd see the tale-tell signs of clear abandonment by regular people and the municipal authorities responsible for managing the city- broken boarded up windows, dilapidated construction, non-refurbished telephone booths that looked quite old, cracked up side-walks.. just what he was search for.

The Gerudo looked around for a suitable building to be his main "abode" until he finally found it. It was a mix-use general high rise with a couple shops at the bottom. He didn't know what was above that beyond, but he surmised he'd figure it out as he clamored over to the place. First he would enter the general-store level of the building. All the shelves were empty with clear daint. The only object beside the various shelves was one register that was empty after Ganon checked it. In short time Ganondorf would teleport through each floor. In total this building possessed 7 floors. The very first floor contained all the stores, basically the shopping floor. 2-4 were residental in nature with various apartments that people used to live in. The last 2 were corporate offices. The very last floor housed a whole maintenance facility for the entire building which he would use as his main point of domicile. Not only was this area fitting for the Warlock as the last possible place in the high rise building, it also was readily dark while very cozy to the Gerudo. Just what he wanted.

Clamoring together a bunch of scrap metal together telekinetically with his Dark magic, he would fashion a throne similar as he could to what he had in his own reality in a very large spacious maintenance chamber on the top floor. It was shoddy he'd admit, but the thought and purpose were greatly. Ganondorf sat on his throne now... Now he'd have to think of another move.

(cont'd)

>>4182227

>Go out and recruit some minions. He wants to start an adequate foothold to boot

>Scavenge through the residental floors of the building- try to find some books to understand the language spoken here. The Warlock doubts people here understand Hylian or Gerudo

>Find materials to reconstruct some of his Arcanum objects

>Find some food as Ganondorf has not eaten since he's gotten into this Universe

>Attempt to acquire this "TV" device he has learned about. He would need one to understand the ongoings happening within this country

>Or get a radio instead

>With a lair established, take a purview of the city roof to rooftop

>Write-In

>>4182254
>Attempt to acquire this "TV" device he has learned about. He would need one to understand the ongoings happening within this country
>Or get a radio instead

Why not both?

>>4182270
I like your style. +1

>>4182270
>>4182281

Ganondorf would search around the residential floors of his building but found no TV nor radios. This building was presumably only active before the time this "TV" device was invented and people who lived here were probably lower class, so they couldn't afford radios. Ganondorf teleports outside, then goes jumping rooftop to rooftop acrobatically until he finally reaches a lived-in part of the city that wasn't abandoned.

The King of Thieves was a master of thievery, stealing the objects he needed even in the broad of day would be childs play for him.

>Steal from a poor block. Less chance they'd have a TV, but they may have a radio.

>Steal from a middle-class area. They'd have both of what he'd be looking for.

>Steal TV and radio from a rich area. They would guaranteed to have such items- maybe even more superior models of the sort he wanted. DC {20}

>Steal TV from the nearby Pizzeria he could see to his bottom right from the roof. Maybe that place would also have a radio aswell

>Check the bar at the bottom left he'd see from the current roof he would be on. They probably had the items he is looking for.

>Write-In.

>>4182317
>Steal TV and radio from a rich area. They would guaranteed to have such items- maybe even more superior models of the sort he wanted. DC {20}

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4182317
>Steal TV and radio from a rich area. They would guaranteed to have such items- maybe even more superior models of the sort he wanted. DC {20}

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4182317
>Steal TV and radio from a rich area. They would guaranteed to have such items- maybe even more superior models of the sort he wanted. DC {20}

>>4182354
>>4182364
>>4182364

In the end Ganondorf decide to head for a rich part of Limoges to steal from. He'd be wasting his time from gathering from the two other places he briefly thought of. Rich people usually always had what Ganondorf wanted as he remembered his young days back in the desert telling from human settlements honing his craft. He smirked darkly. This would be a fun small endeavor.

Ganondorf teleported, jumped, and rolled roof to roof until he made it to "Oeuf Rue"- one of the many high end places of residency in this village. The streets were well kept, the rudimentary traffic lights had actually worked, and the buildings were well kept instead of facing gradual structural deterioration. The rich people here didn't even live in apartment buildings, the block was full of their own personal homes which Ganondorf assumed was a luxury in a packed city such as this. He smirked. 'That'll do.' he thought to himself.

Ganon nonchalantly walked around the roof he was on for a moment before finally spotted a house that interested him- mainly because a top bedroom window was open. Ganondorf quickly did a spinning leap toward it, acing the entire entry landing onto the rug of the room. Currently he would be in what seemed to be a couple's bedroom. Like he surmised that had what he was looking for- a TV on the floor facing the bed in the center of the room and a radio on the night stand.

>Check the place out some more before leaving with the items he wants

>Figure out how this "TV" device works before taking it along with him

>Use magic to telekinetically hold both objects and leave

>Check the house more fully, go downstairs

>Write-In

>>4182430
>Check the house more fully, go downstairs

>>4182430
>Check the house more fully, go downstairs

>>4182430
>Check the house more fully, go downstairs

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>>4182446
>>4182454
>>4182479

Before taking his leave Ganon decided he wanted to case out this house a bit more. Shambling out the room he'd find himself in a general hallway until he walks over to where the stairs were going down. Surprisingly he finds a gang of scruffy men who seemed to have a similar thought of Ganondorf. They all had bags with them full of items they've stolen, one of them possessed a crowbar (which they probably used to get in), and they looked to be common thugs. Immediately when he stepped into a more fuller sight the thugs would all stop in their tracts to gain full viewing glory of the Gerudo. They were exceptionally frightened at his height and mass, strange dark skin, and pointed ears like an elf. The thugs just stood there in complete shock not knowing what to do.

>Ganondorf finds their intrusion in his own bid to case out the house amusing- but overall the things here should belong to him. Tell them to drop everything

>Try and speak with them. This could be a perfect time to practice French

>Ignore them and look for the "fridge" of this house- the place where people store their food. Ganondorf was getting hungry

>Fight them down- while he found their intrusion in his own casing, he wouldn't tolerate competition from mere humans. (Combat Initiated)

>Shake head in annoyance and go back upstairs. He didn't feel like dealing with scores of humans at the moment, he'd rather carry the things he needed and leave

>Write-In

>>4182505
>Ganondorf finds their intrusion in his own bid to case out the house amusing- but overall the things here should belong to him. Tell them to drop everything
This way we could also do option 2.

>>4182505
>Ganondorf finds their intrusion in his own bid to case out the house amusing- but overall the things here should belong to him. Tell them to drop everything

>>4182508
Alright, I'll follow your lead here.

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(We will continue this within a few hours. Feeling drowsiness and thats not good for writing)

>>4182508
+1

>>4182508
>>4182511
>>4182610

"Drop everything." Ganondorf says, arms crossed. His tall height whilst being heavily armored with a billowing cape helped with his presence, striking fear into the robbers.

They stood there dumb founded though. They didn't understand a word of the Gerudo that Ganondorf had just spoken to them at all. He rolled his eyes in annoyance after realizing this fact opting for a different communication tactic. The Warlock made a threatening fist with his left hand and pointed down to the floor with his right hand. With this simplistic pattern of communication, the robbers easily understood what Ganondorf implied- dropping their held bags onto the floor.

Before Ganondorf got to do anything else him and the entire group of robbers heard the front house door creak open. There was the owners of the house- a man with a fine tailored suit and his wife with a dress full of complex embroidery. As soon as they saw the group of robbers and especially Ganondorf, the wife let loose a bloodcurdling scream while the husband just stood there in abject shock. They would've never expected a burglary to happen to them at all!

>Teleport to the bedroom where the TV and radio is. Its time to leave

>Use this opportunity to "play the hero". Handle the robbers right there and then infront of the owners of the house. This may gain him some rich allies

>Use a spell to knock out the two to give Ganondorf's new "friends" a chance to escape with him

>Stand there silent in amusement to see what happens next

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>>4183198
>Use this opportunity to "play the hero". Handle the robbers right there and then infront of the owners of the house. This may gain him some rich allies

>>4183198
>Use this opportunity to "play the hero". Handle the robbers right there and then infront of the owners of the house. This may gain him some rich allies

>>4183236
>>4183247

While its not usually his style at all, Ganondorf supposed he could play the dashing hero in this situation. Who knows the two rich folk could be benefactors in his future endeavors. He only just needs to clobber out these weaklings.

Ganondorf suddenly cracks his knuckles, garnering the attention of everyone in the room- before the robbers and the two owners were having a shocked uneasy staredown. Before they even got a chance to react, Ganondorf was already running at full speed to the nearest robber.

Midway he jumps turning slightly sideways while buckling in his feet. He then launched a brutalizing aerial double kick to the robber he was hurtling toward once he had gotten close, knocking him clear to the ground. Ganondorf then did a cartwheel using momentum from that kick toward another robber.

This time the robber tried to respond by hefting up the crowbar he was holding to smack down Ganondorf once he got near enough, but the Warlock was much faster. Ganondorf propped up with his right hand from the cartwheel he was doing, making him soar through the distance between him in the robber very fast. This allowed Ganondorf to dive kick the robber straight in the face knocking him out instantly from Ganondorf's mighty kick.

Landing on the ground in a crouch, Ganondorf looks up to count 3 robbers left all staring at him with horrified expressions marred on their faces. They gave each of themselves a long amongst themselves wondering what to do next. After a few seconds they all foolish decided to charge Ganondorf at once- their was no possible way the 6'9 Gerudo could handle all of them at once.. right?

Ganondorf merely smiled darkly at this pitiful display standing from his crouch arms crossed. He watched on as they charged as fast as they could towards him. Finally when the nearest robber of the trio got close to him he responded with a hard right hook, battering him to the floor. The second one was greeted with a reverse somersault that made him trip up, which Ganondorf took advantage of what an axe kick straight to his jaw. The last third one was the burliest of the group.

Admittedly he was more cautious opting to circle Gandondorf to watch his movements. Though he lacked patient though and just charged at Ganondorf when he walked behind him from the circling. 'Just so predictable.' Ganondorf laughed to himself. He feigned that he was slow to respond, letting the burly man have the delusional hope that he had "gotten" the Warlock. That couldn't be further from the truth. At the last possible second Ganondorf side-stepped the charge. This left the burly made open, which Ganondorf utilized with a horrific rib shattering knee to the chest.

After the last robber fell to the ground, Ganondorf had his arms crossed chuckling at his handy work. He didn't even need to use magic. Superb.

(cont'd)

>>4183272

The two rich owners of the home stood there in shock at the entire display. Never in their life had they seen something such as this! It was affably amazing to them! They clapped at the wondrous dark fellow and his martial prowess.

"Who are you!" the man asked walking up to the tall Gerudo, not fearing for his possible safety. "We've done a wondering job, I've never seen such pugilism in my life!"

Ganondorf from the mind reading session before with the Chef could now understand the language of the natives here, but he couldn't readily speak French, read, or write anything concerning it.

>Nod affirmatively

>Use this time to attempt to speak French anyway

>Ignore them and head back upstairs to leave with what he came here for. I'm sure the rich folk wouldn't care if he took their TV and radio considering he saved their other posessions

>Ganon wonders, is sign language also a facet in this reality? If so try and use it to communicate

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>>4183284
>Nod affirmatively

>>4183430

Ganon merely replies with a curt nod as there is nothing he could say that the two were understand from him. The man of the household looks around awkwardly at the knocked out robbers strewn about on the floor.

"I supposed these ruffians will have to be attended to.." he states whilst kicking one of the men on the floor, evoking a pained groaned from the unconscious man.

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Ganondorf hid in their room while the police carried off the would be robbers. When the couple was asked how on these robbers were incapacitated all at once they just explained a pugilist just happened by seeing they were in the process came and intervened. Basically half the story with key details omitted to save Ganondorf's anonymity.

After the robbers were quirted off by the authorities, Ganondorf teleported back to the living room where the couple were currently sitting on the couch. Again they were amazed and over joyed at the mysterious dark man! Who exactly was he! They tried to chatter with him for hours, but were dismayed figuring out Ganondorf had an extremely poor grasp of speaking French. Realizing that he's probably not native to these parts, the wealthy couple tutor him. To their surprise once taught for two hours Ganondorf quickly catches the entire gist of French easily. It also helped that as stated before he read the mind of that Chef in the alley. Now he can finally commune with the natives here at full length.

"My name is Ganondorf. I come.. from a place far away." he says sitting on a chair provided by the wife of the couple, arms crossed with one leg over the other.

The man would snap his finger in realization. "Ah! That explains it, you must be an African man! Are you from colonial France africa?"

Ganondorf would look at the man with an amused bewildered expression. "No.. I do not hail from this "Africa" place. I come from a reality far beyond your comprehension."

"And what place is this?" the lady of the house spoke up being curious.

Ganon shook his head. "It'll be arduous to adequately explain to you. All you humans need to know is that I'm not from around here. Although I do thank you for your hospitality."

"Of course! You saved us from ruin! What can we do to thank you!" the man cheerfully yelled out almost jumping out from his seat in excitement.

Ganondorf smiled, thinking to himself.

>Ask for the TV and radio like he came here for

>Ask what business venture the man has ties in. Ganondorf will probably set roots here to take over the criminal underbelly of this city soon. Starting with a rich benefactor would be good for him

>Just tell the couple that they owe him a favor for now that he may collect at a later date

>Brush off such a thing. Even the richest human couldn't offer Ganondorf is truest of desires

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>amazed and over joyed at the mysterious dark man!
Is there something you want to tell us ToP?
>>4183466
>Just tell the couple that they owe him a favor for now that he may collect at a later date

>>4183512

(lol)

Ganondorf gets up from his seat, arching his back side-to-side in an effort to get some kinks out he developed from sitting down in the chair for an uncomfortable long time.

"You can say you "owe" me at the moment. Not right now of course, but I may call upon a this favor on anytime of my choosing." Ganondorf says while making a move toward the back entrance of the house leading to the garden.

"Of course! Oh- how foolish of me!" the man said scolding himself. "My name is Philibert Dieudonné and this is my wife Margeret Dieudonné!" pointing to the lady of the house next to him.

Ganondorf nods his head. Although he doubts he'd even remember their names anyway. Knowing their faces is just enough for him and they'll be useful for his machinations going forward. After heading out the back door into the garden of the house, Ganondorf quickly teleported to a nearby rooftop.

Well he didn't exactly get what he wanted, but he acquired something just as good- an ally from within the higher strata of the city. Not only that he finally learned this blasted language at its fullest. They also taught him to read and write in the French language, which tacked off many of the things he needed to get done in one sitting. Literally.

Now Ganondorf pondered what to do next as he stood on the ledge of this roof onlooking the midday traffic.

>Begin recruitment of some goons. Ganondorf needs to construct up his base of minions

>Search for material to rebuild some of the arcanum crafts and objects Ganondorf had back in his own reality

>Do nothing coordinated for now. Continue roof hopping searching for something interesting

>Head back to lair

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>>4183536
>Begin recruitment of some goons. Ganondorf needs to construct up his base of minions

>>4183536
>Head back to lair
>>4183512
>amazed and over joyed at the mysterious dark man!
>Is there something you want to tell us ToP?
Well, the couple saw a tall dark skinned guy do amazing moves, no need to put your bbc fetish here

>>4183536
>Search for material to rebuild some of the arcanum crafts and objects Ganondorf had back in his own reality
>>4183650
It was just a joke anon. No need to throw around the f word.

>>4183536
>Search for material to rebuild some of the arcanum crafts and objects Ganondorf had back in his own reality