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OH SHIT NEGRO, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!

In the last episode one of your underlings/brothers was kidnapped! Possibly by an alternate reality version of one of your other sisters! You gotta get him back! He ain't gonna escape work that easily!

Shieeeeet.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4153250
Put this in the backlog and instead go plan another heist
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>>4153253
And leave your brother in the clutches of the enemy?! Alone to fend for himself?! Surely you can't be so cruel
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4153255
We aren't, because everyone is in danger of being the next victim
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4153255
I mean if Quattro overcame this by himself, that will be pretty good.
He never worked to begin with, not much workforce have suffered.
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>>4153258
Everyone....including even you, anon!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4153264
OH NO!
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4153264
Anon will be fiiine
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4153264
I put anon into a headlock
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>>4153266
Anyway. What to do now? Do you track down Quattro? Give into the kidnapper's demands? Plan a different crime and let this sort itself out?
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4153275
I know! While alternate dimension is busy with Quattro, why won't we raid it and grab all the valuables while they are distracted by petty kidnapping?
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4153275
Well, since now they know we know how they operate, they're most likely going to kidnap our other siblings instead.
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>>4153277
"Erm. Currently we don't have the means to do so. The last time we were able to piggyback off their portal. And also we had dad, he used some sort of magical mumbo jumbo to help us too."
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4153282
>>4153278
Why not turn the tables on them and kidnap one of them instead?
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4153282
You sure there is no convienent mad scientist somewhere nearby which is at fault alternative dimension rip exists in the first place?
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4153282
Freeze time, break the 4 wall and make OP lick our gloved fingers
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>>4153289
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4153295
>>4153284
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4153295
>>4153286
Any suspicious news records or something else
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>>4153299
"Oh, uh right. Well, we'll look into it"

Roll 2d100 for them to look into it, first roll is for pickings. Second roll is for result:

80-100: Mad Scientist that was on Dad's payroll
45-79: Mad Scientist that'll need some "convincing"
20-44: Not a mad scientist. but a regular ol' normal one. Backed by the government. And is protected by those pesky heroes
1-19: No scientists, gotta find another way
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Rolled 15, 14 = 29 (2d100)

>>4153302
let's see
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Rolled 95, 85 = 180 (2d100)

>>4153302
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>>4153306
aw yeaaaa
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4153306
"Ah, okay. According to the records. Dad used to business with this one guy who was working on experimental portal tech. Dude was trying to travel to other realities to meet his own alternate selves to form an inter dimensional league of....himselves. "

For seemingly no reason, roll 2d100
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Rolled 44, 7 = 51 (2d100)

>>4153317
Wait, what?
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Rolled 76, 90 = 166 (2d100)

>>4153317
Dad got some weird hobbies.
But hey, we are not to judge.
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Rolled 90, 90 = 180 (2d100)

>>4153317
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>>4153320
"Oh and he's still alive. Currently set up shop in a remote volcano base. He's put that whole portal business on hold right now, apparently he needs something to complete it, but hasn't got his hands on it yet"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4153325
Go visit him
He obviously connected to this mess
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4153325
Just one problem. We still have sibilings alone. That could be kidnapped anytime
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>>4153330
you gotta cut that shit at the source
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Shotasniffer looks thicker lately, she been eating extra pancakes?
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>>4153331
But if we don't know how to tune it to the source, we can't proceed
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Rolled 17 (1d50)

>>4153330
"Which is why security is being tightened all over the island." Chosen Pops in.

Speaking of which.

Roll 2d100 with a +30 bonus to see if anybody gets kidnapped after Quattro
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Rolled 68, 62 = 130 (2d100)

>>4153339
>autowin
Bobby gets kidnapped anyway
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>>4153339
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Rolled 85, 15 = 100 (2d100)

>>4153339
bonus to whom
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>>4153344
If it's a +30 bonus to the kidnappers you should be ashamed of yourself
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>>4153344
"....and so far. We've faced no problems. Only Quattro was kidnapped"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4153350
go to mad scientist
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4153350
Security in the island was tightened...
But Lilly, Betty and Rasputin are outside.
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>>4153354
"Alright. His base is located on a volcanic island in the middle of the ocean. Like our islands, it doesn't exist anywhere on any official maps. Will you be taking the plane or the blimp?"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4153363
blimp is slow, just do airdrop from a plane
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4153363
Plane. Drop with Vp and the Blues
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>>4153367
"Arriving at the island now. Should we hail him and tell him who we are?"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4153371
Well, yeah, he's on Dad's payroll, right
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4153371
we better not, we all know he fucked up since portals are randomly opening so he can hiding shut or deny any involvement even if we confort with dad's name
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>>4153376
>portals are randomly opening
All portals were deliberately opened from the other side
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4153380
I mean why not both
quattro could just fall into one on accident
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>>4153376
"Oh. Right. But i'm pretty sure there's no random portals around. Mostly, deliberate portals more like. Anyway, hope his security systems don't detect us dropping down"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4153383
Actually, that's stupid
Just inttoduce ourselves
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4153383
Yeah lets hope
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>>4153382
We literally say quattro being taken by a fishing rod
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4153383
do it stealthy in cardboard boxes
SNAAAAKE EAAATER
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>>4153390
My memory is only second to cheese when it comes to holes
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>>4153384
"Alright sis. Attempting contact."

The Chosen One and VP then repeatedly tune into the secret base' frequency and hail whoever is listening. After a bit of radio silence. Finally somebody answers. Sounds like a robot

"Who are you?"
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>>4153393
Which is why you should read the previous thread before suggesting things that could get us killed
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4153395
Lolisniffer's children, we've come to talk about your portal business
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4153395
Say we are here with business proposition, don't mention dad.
>>4153396
eh, that sounds like work
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>>4153400
"Really? Okay then.....Ahem....Ah, we've heard of your...talents. And we've come to do...business."
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4153407
Were here hire you to make some stuff for us
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4153407
Also alternate selves are attacking us and we heard about you from Lolisniffer
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4153407
We want to expand our business operandi to another dimension, and we'll pay handsomely.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4153411
"Other dimensions? What are you talking about?"

Roll 2d100
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Rolled 59, 70 = 129 (2d100)

>>4153416
Other dimension, duh
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Rolled 22, 39 = 61 (2d100)

>>4153416
The ones attacking us
THIS IS WHY WE TELL THEM WE'RE HIS KIDS FIRST
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Rolled 31, 56 = 87 (2d100)

>>4153416
You know perfectly well
AIR DROP TIME, go go go, while he is distracted
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>let's make a peaceful meeting a combat for no reason
God I love this
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>>4153418
"Wait. I read Dad's notes on him. This is their secret code phrases. After he says the line about being oblivious, we're suppose to answer "You know what I'm talking about you fucking clown or do I have to go kidnap your daughters and put them in my basement". That way he'd know we're Dad's people"
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4153427
You know what I'm talking about you fucking clown or do I have to go kidnap your daughters and put them in my basement, except someone imitate dad
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4153427
You know what I'm talking about you fucking clown or do I have to go kidnap your daughters and put them in my basemen
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>>4153430
The Lads take a quick moment to talk among themselves

"Uh....who here is good with voices? We're gonna have to imitate Dad"

They better figure it out quick before the Mad Scientist blasts you out of the sky for taking to long
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4153434
Do we have a file where Dad recorded his evil speeches? We can use an audio mixing if we do
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4153434
Just say it out in a cold, calm voice, Chosen one can do it
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4153436
"Okay. Okay. Dad's voice. Daaaad's voice. Jason Statham after smoking 20 packs of cigarettes each day. Dad's voice......hhhhrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm.......Ahem.....You know what I'm talking about you fucking clown or do I have to go kidnap your daughters and put them in my basement"

Roll 2d100 with a +20 Bonus
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4153441
>autowin
man, you even look like dad without the scarf
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Rolled 94, 44 = 138 (2d100)

>>4153441
I mean isn't all skeletons have one voice cause no vocal chords or something?
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Rolled 32, 54 = 86 (2d100)

>>4153442
>>4153441
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>>4153443
Magic
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>>4153443
It's necromagic, I aint gotta explain shieeeeeeeeet
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4153434
Luke! Prescious daddy's little boy! Do it!
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4153450
Without the scraf Chosen One looks like Dad.
Everyone else immediately backs away from him
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4153450
I gotta need some recording's proofs
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4153450
Offer Chosen One a washable black marker he could use to draw really big eyebrows on his skull. It won't make him stronger, but it'd be cool.
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Actually this is literally the first time we have seen Chosen One's lower face, right
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>>4153443
It's the same glorious magic that gave us skeletities
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4153462
we all know flat is justice
skeletitties is like magical silicon for insecure skellies
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>>4153464
I know you want to fug lilly you monster
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>>4153452
Anyway, the Mad Scientist answers

"Lolisniffer? Is that you you son of a bitch? Land that plane down here already then"
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>>4153466
no, who cares about that larping child
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4153467
Plane lands and everyone trails behind Chosen One
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>>4153464
How dare you
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4153467
do that
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4153467
Dress up like dad and pretend to be him
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>>4153473
dice god sees no wrong with that post so shush
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>>4153472
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4153486
keep distance juuust in case that mad scientist had grudge for dad for some reason
can't imagine why
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>>4153488
You'll have plenty a' time to imagine.....since I gotta suspend thread right bout here. Communist overlords require an early shift comes morning and it's already 1AM. So uh. Yeah. Gotta go. Will continue in about 10 years.

Updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4153489
take care OP
thanks for bread
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>>4153489
So I guess we now know why he's the Chosen One
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It might possibly be time soon probably maybe
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Where's the Quattro suffering OP
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>>4155994
>>4156021
Don't be impatient, he said ten years you goofs.
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>>4156022
I travlled back in time from 10 years and there was nothing there except a note saying "thread delayed till next century"
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>>4156026
You will wait 110 years for the next thread and you will like it.
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>>4156028
But then how will I get my Quattro suffering fix now
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>>4156030
You can get it any time you want, you just have to use your imagination. Like, imagine Quattro going to walk down a flight of stairs, but then he trips and crashes down to the bottom, and just when he's about to rise and thinks hes safe, a piano falls on top of him.
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>>4156030
You can always re-read the archives of the original skeleton island and marvel at Quattro's failure.
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>>4156035
When Quattro reaches the bottom, it turns out there's a second set of stairs to fall down
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4156051
Unlike Marian, who traded his suffering for permanent brain damage.
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>>4156052
I thought they both did that
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>>4156052
He's a cyborg, just needs a little system update
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Anyhoo. Thred in an hour after I escape this hell
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>>4156058
you cannot escape the reality of shotasniffer's cooking
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>>4156059
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4156060
EAT THE FOOD
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

Rolling for Smokey Bear
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>>4156089
Noooooooo
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4156095
back to the plot where we meet the Mad Scientist while OP thinks of a name
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>>4156096
Pssst, hey, instead of continuing the plot, you can instead, give me all your money.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4156098
No
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4156098
>>4156100
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>>4156100
C'maaaaaaan, can't you spare a dime for a man in need in these trying times?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4156103
Were communists, we, in theory, have no concept of money...I can give you a gun tho
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4156103
the others beat up OP while chosen one meets the scientist
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>>4156106
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4156109
now back to plot for real this time
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4156109
Hey there science robot guy, I'm Lolisniffer's son - how about making me a portal gun?
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>>4156112
Right right. Chosen One walks to the secret hidden gate at the base of the volcano. Maybe he can just...knock on the door
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4156120
No, kick it instead!
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4156120
"Don't you pick up that hotline to the heroes you bloody bastard and come on out."
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4156120
Yes, do that
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4156120
>just
Knock on the door with a fucktonne of gravitas
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>>4156122
ah yes, the well-known lolisniffer entrance when he wants you to help him
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>>4156122
It's how Dad greets his friends, of course.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4156137
Only makes sure, now, OPEN THE DOOR
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4156137
"Is that why Dad called him Chosen One, because he was supposed to be the heir?"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4156137
Barge our Chosen arse on in
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>>4156139
And here you were thinking it was because he pretended to be a cult leader to test your abilities back in Skeleton Island 1
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4156146
He's that generic that were making up his origin despite it already being there
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4156146
Advance plot by two steps
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4156146
Well dad slapped you on the ass and gave the position to him instead of beating the shit out of both of you, and he came out of the meeting with dad unscathed when you robbed that factory
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4156146
Stick to some sort of plot for long enough to go through the damn door
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>>4156151
You still think about that 100 ass spank combo sometimes. Usually followed by waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4156154
>>4156152
>>4156150
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4156154
Enter. The. Building
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>>4156155
Chosen One enters the secret base and is greeted by a weird robot man

"Lolisniffer!.....You look shorter than I remember. And since when did you start dressing like a communist?"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4156161
...since I, uhhhh...became a communist
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4156161
I'm trying a new style. You got a problem with it pal?
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4156161
"Yeah, Jewburning was getting old, people want communists now"
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>>4156165
"Right. So. What brings you here? Business or pleasure?"
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>>4156168
"Depends on whether you're willing to cooperate or not"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4156168
>>4156171
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4156168
"I was hoping you might have some new tech these days which I could use to jump more easily into that alternate dimension. You know the one."
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>>4156172
"That also depends on whether YOU have my usual payment or not"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4156178
"Hey, green cap guy whose name nobody cares to know, go tell him what is going on before I kick you into orbit."
Chosen One makes a mental note to apologize to everyone later.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4156178
So, gallon of milk you say?
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4156178
Nah I've got something way better - how about a big fresh pile of radioactive isotopes from my new nuclear facility?
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>>4156179
"....Yes. "FATHERRRRRRRR". I'll tell him the details. Wouldn't want to suffer your wrath now, would I"

"Father? Oh, this must be one of your children. Heard through the grapevine that you finally settled down. So kid, what do you need?"
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4156178
Here’s it. Give him a box, but when he opens it’s our fist in there and it comes straight to his ugly face
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4156187
Just planning a bit of invasion to nearby alternative dimension, you know, the usual
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4156187
Your best napalm. *Proceed to set us all ablaze*
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>>4156189
"Oh....that....errrr. Yaaaaeeehhhhh. See. If you asked me this like, a month ago. I woulda been able to help. But currently, I'm in a bit of a bind when it comes to interdimensional travel"
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4156196
Your portal malfunctioned or something?
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4156196
We'll help you in exchange, but don't even THINK about calling the heroes on me
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4156196
spill the beans
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Quite a lot of 69s for this thread
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4156196
"You'd better get out of that bind then before we put you into an even bigger one. What's the problem?"
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4156196
Pull a knife on him.
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>>4156200
"See. My latest test has drained the portal of its power source. And I don't have a spare. So the only way to power up the portal again, is to get a new one"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4156208
Will a power plant work?
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4156208
"Alright, we'll help you. Meathead biker, stay with me. Stupid looking knight and tryhard commie, go and see to the children, you know what to do if the deal goes south."
Chosen One thinks about trying to survive the trip home.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4156210
>>4156208
Ayup

For payment he can keep the power plant.

Not like we can't always steal it back if we need it.
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>>4156210
"No. Believe me, I tried. But the portal requires a specific special mineral to power. Very rare. Probably got here on Earth by way of a meteor. Currently, on the black market it's worth fortunes. And the source is too heavily guarded to get some directly"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4156217
Since you know how heavily guarded the source, you know where it is.
Show us where, we'll get you some.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4156217
Well, our enemies clearly have a lot of it. Meathead Biker, go cleanup the mess
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4156217
Say, I could buy it and gift it to you. But that would be a massive favor, wouldn't it?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4156217
Ha! We'll see about that. Where's the source?
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>>4156223
"Well, the only place that has this mineral available to be mined naturally is....."

A. Some secret hidden elf forest or some shit
B. A small nation ran by a dictator super villain
C. A small nation with special protection status from dem pesky heroes due to the mineral's super properties
D. Down in the Hollow Earth, where massive beasts and secret societies rule
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4156230
E - the moon
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4156230
B
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4156230
D
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>>4156232
Good job, now we have to do three missions before we can even go forward with rescuing quattro
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4156230
B
Time to spread the revolution
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>>4156237
Thanks!
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4156230
D. Down in the Hollow Earth, where massive beasts and secret societies rule
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>>4156232
There's no option E
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These rolls tho
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4156243
ya sure? not even mystery box which is all of above?
Small secret elf dictatorship option with goverment state's heroes down in Hollow Earth which always fight with beasts and other secret societies via giant robot battles?
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4156243
B and A, the dictator is an elf
We're fighting more supervillains than heroes at this point
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4156243
>>4156238
B(lyat)
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>>4156246
>option
nation
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4156243
D then, to kick secret societies for trying to be secret
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>>4156246
Giant robot battles don't sell
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4156251
>>4156247
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4156251
They do, just drag on too long
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4156251
What about medium sized robot battles
or drill tank battles
I can settle on those
>>
>>4156251
Marian has plans to fix that
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>>4156256
Marian's literally the only fan of Super Robot Season 3
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>>4156257
I think Bandit's still kinda into it
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>>4156260
>Bandit
yeah no he's into intellectual stuff like those arthouse films
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>>4156253
>We're fighting more supervillains than heroes at this point

Let's hope "World Domination" don't turn into "World Saving"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4156264
I mean technically we dominating the world to save it from fleshbags
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4156264
Anyway back to the nation of dickass elves
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4156264
But were saving it from not being dominated by us
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4156264
But we will save the world. With Communism.
>>
I mean at this point the hero association could probably knock on our door and give us all hero applications
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>>4156272
For bringing about global communism. Exactly.
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>>4156266
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4156275
>>4156267

>>4156274
They would probably think it's heroic because communism means sharing
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4156275
gotta rescue skellies inside those bags of flesh
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4156275
*Internationale intensifies*
So yeah tell us which country it is so we can invad--I mean liberate it
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>>4156279
"Hey Lolisniffer. What's wrong with this one?"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4156284
She's my oldest daughter, very grumpy and broody
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4156284
"She's a larper. You, go to where the children are while we discuss adult things."
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4156284
actually, she's lolisniffer
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4156284
Insufficiently communist. For now. So who are the bastards we've gotta fight?
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>>4156285
"Huh, alright then. Now, onto the matter of the secret hidden nation ruled by an elven dictator"
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4156291
Fuck the elves
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4156291
"ELVES? ARRRRGH!"
"LUKE! CALM DOWN!"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4156291
What's the best way to gain hegemony over them?
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>>4156291
what can you tell us about ?
also i got the highest roll, why wasn't my option used ?
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>>4156298
too slow, usually op gives a grace period of a minute or 2
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>>4156298
OP has gained hegemony over you
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4156298
>>4156300
>>4156301
seems unfair
>>
>>4156298
Pick one a' these:

A. Too slow. Usually the grace period is 1-2 minutes
B. OP was already writing the post and too lazy to change
C. OP's net didn't update in time
D. You didn't buy the VIP package DLC Supreme Deluxe Collector's Edition
E. ur a faget
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>>4156304
F. 4chan server did stupid shit
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>>4156296
"What's wrong with him?"
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4156310
Medieval LARP
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4156310
He hates vegans. And elves in general, but everybody hates them.
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4156310
Insufficiently comm-- just insufficient. So is the dictator communist? Fascist? Hedonist? Just crazy?
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>>4156317
>crazy
He's an elf. They're fucking crazy by default.
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>>4156314
"DISRESPECT MY BBQ WOULD YOU?! I'LL RIP OUT YOUR EARS AND USE THEM TO STAB YOUR EYEEESSSSSSSSSS"

"GODDAMNIT LUKE THERE'S NO ELVES AROUND HERE"

"You got strange children, man"
>>
>>4156319
Yeah I figured it would be that at a minimum
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4156321
Let's talk about elves before I show my teaching methods to YOUR daughters.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4156321
I have lots of them, these are just the ones that matter
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4156321
Dictator/country/elf info pls
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>>4156328
"Ah yes. The Elf. He declared himself God-King of a small nation and put it under his magitech rule. Basically enslaved the people under his will, silencing all who dared to even muster up a slight resistance. Unfortunately for the people living there, he has the power to back it up. The country is also inside a barrier that renders it virtually invisible to the eye, and also some radars and satellites. Few know of its existence. The ones who do either cut deals with the Elf to gain a sliver of his gains or try and depose him. The latter usually don't survive"
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4156349
>Gains
He's weank, lets kick his ass and call him gay!
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4156349
Do you know where it is?
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4156349
Don't survive why/how exactly? Sounds like they need some communism. (By which I mean a gulag, because they're elves.)
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>>4156354
"Of course. It's hidden in...."

A. Europe
B. Asia
C. South America
D. The Sky
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4156364
D obviously
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4156364
D
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4156364
B, Japan - let's colonise/murderise us some weeb elves
...but also somehow D
>>
I guess being cut out of the whole blessed by god thing in civ thing aftermath made the elves bitter
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>>4156366
"...the Sky. A while after he came into power, The Elf used his magitech to lift the entire nation into the atmosphere. Apparently he likes the view from up there better. He also set it up that the country will constantly be moving across the globe, so it's rarely in one place for long."
>>
>>4156371
>on top of Japan
I like it
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4156373
Isn the nation full of elves like him?
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4156373
It's currently over Kyoto, by the looks
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>>4156379
"60% Elves. The rest are whatever race he can find. He claims to support diversity. As all are welcome in his country.....to serve him"
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4156389
Rad, lets go there and serve him DEATH
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4156389
So basically, 40% are hostages.
>>
The whole thing sounds like a major problem for heroes
>>
>>4156403
No rivals allowed
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4156389
So what's this fuel or whatever you need like? How does he normally control it, if say we end up just deciding to buy some?
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>>4156389
dice1d100
Hey, who are you guys and what are you doing here?
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>>4156396
"What you do to him, eh, none of my concern. I just need at least 100 Kgs of these. This special material helped power all of the country's Magitech and The Elf's personal powers. It's why the most popular job in the country is mining. Mining for...[INSERT NAME HERE]"
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4156426
Unobtanium
>>4156413
Shiposting and pretending its a quest
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4156426
Fuckyousite
Suddenly, someone else appears!
"Luke? Olessa? Big sis? What are you all doing here?"
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>>4156430
"What are you doing out here Lilly? Aren't you girls having a slumber party?"

"We ran outta snacks. Where's your kitchen?"

"Down the hall to the left.....But wait, you know these guys?"

"Well yeah, they're my siblings"

"So you're ALSO one of Lolisniffer's kids?"

"Yea"
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4156426
OberWerhKrupptonium
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4156440
Suddenly plot happens
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4156440
ALERT: UNKNOWN PORTAL APPEARING
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>>4156441 >>4156430
Nah man, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickite
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4156440
surprise batista bomb
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>>4156445
OH SHIT! COULD IT BE THAT ONE OF YOUR SIBLINGS GONNA GET KIDNAPPED AND JOIN QUATTRO IN THE TORTURE DUNGEON?!
>>
/dice 1d100
>>4156426
Bananium?
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4156457
NO, WERE TAKING SOMEONE OVER HERE FOR INTERROGATION!!!
>>4156458
Options lad, options
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4156457
No.
>>4156459
OLESSA, CAST!
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4156457
BATISTA BOMB IT
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>>4156462
Come here you yellow fuck
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>>4156462
Pssst, hey. Wanna buy some Skyrim?
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4156468
ALT-BOBBY YOU FUCK
I KNOW IT'S YOU
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4156468
OH GOD IT WORSE THEN WE THOUGHT, QUICK TAKE OUT NEW VEGAS BOX, THAT'S BANISH HIM!!!
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4156468
I think alternative todd would recommend buying something other than skyrim
Oblivion
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4156468
LEAVE ME ALONE TODD, I ALREADY HAVE ALL THE MODS
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4156468
TOOOOOODDD
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4156468
I WILL FUCK YOU RIGHT THROUGH INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE I SWEAR TO LENIN
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>>4156472
"I dunno who this Bobby guy is, but you sound like you need to play a video game. As in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. And the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dawnguard , and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Hearthfire, and the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Dragonborn. And don't forget to also buy The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim legendary Edition and The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Special Edition too"
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4156488
QUICK KILL IT WITH TECH ROBODUDE
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4156488
I wonder does it mean that Todd just ported Skyrim into next alternative dimension
Or Todd and Skyrim are from alternate dimension
Or worse, Todd corrupts all dimensions thru Skyrim.
Sadly there is no Skyrim during communism, we play Morrowind
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4156488
BEGONE DEMON
>Show him New Vegas
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4156488
"Oh yeah, your Bobby says Hi and fuck you Shotasniffer, for getting me into this alternate dimension.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4156488
DIE TODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Rolled 19 (1d70)

>>4156493
"TAKE THIS!" he yelled as he launched a copy of Fallout: New Vegas at Todd's head. With a sickening hiss, the abyssal demon is banished from this realm. For now.

Also Roll 2d100 with a +20 Bonus for seemingly no reason
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4156488
>Fenatically worship Todd
Gib Atom Shop points
>>
Rolled 66, 26 = 92 (2d100)

>>4156512
Wonder whyyyyy
>>
Rolled 63, 36 = 99 (2d100)

>>4156512
>autowin
Olessa counters whatever was going to happen with her fishing rod
>>
Rolled 16, 78 + 20 = 114 (2d100 + 20)

>>4156512
Jump in and steal the portal magic!
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>>4156517
Yes, I wonder why. It is a mystery. Anyhoo. Circumstances dictate that I gotta go. Thread will continue tomorrow-ish. Shieeet. Bye.


https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>
Something's up. Lolisniffer wouldn't bother with talking to the mad scientist at all.
>>
>>4156526
thanks for bread
>>
>>4156541
That'll be $59.99, plus tax. And also tips.
>>
>>4156544
I'll write you a check, is that alright
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4156545
Roll 1d100 to see if it's alrigh
>>
>>4156545
Marian no
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4156547
It's probably alright, like 89% alright
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4156547
here with free Super Robot Pilot game coupon
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>>4156574
You just devalued it
>>
I'm very sure the Elf King will be a cameo of one of the elves from civ thing
Preferbly the bald one so that we can finally kick his head in
>>
how tomorrow-ish are we talking here
>>
>>4157898
there's a tomorrow?
>>
>>4157971
>>4157898
Change of plans. Communist Overlords are making me work overtime. Thread is delayed until revolution happens
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4157986
which is
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>>4157988
17 years, damn
>>
>>4157992
we need to sacrifice bobby to speed it up
>>
>>4157986
>Change of plans. Communist Overlords are making me work overtime. Thread is delayed until revolution happens
Wait a moment, this isn’t OP, it’s Ben Shapiro
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>>4157986
Fester knows all, see all, curses all
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>>4158106
>Fester knows all
citation needed
>>
somewhat time
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>>4160578
Maybe the corona got him
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>>4160633
RIP OP
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4160648
Back to plot dood
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>>4160650
Right righ right

"Now, Lilly. We're gonna have to go on a mission for a bit. So when you're done with the sleepover, we won't be here to pick you up, alright?"

"Dang, you guys are gonna go on a quest without me?"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4160662
Wait, why didn't you just tell us she was having a sleepover there
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4160662
yes, now be a good girl and play with our friends
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4160662
>>4160670
your*
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>>4160670
"Yeah, but you better get me some souvenirs"
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4160680
Meanwhile, bobby gets kidnapped instead
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4160680
alright dear, we'll see something special for you. (Let's get an ingot of non-radiated uranium for her)
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>>4160687
"Uhhh, yeah. So...I guess we'll be leaving now. We'll be back when we got the Fuckyousite"

"Take care then....You know, I'm still amazed that you decided to settle down. And even had children. Especially daughters. Considering your name is literally Lolisniffer"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4160692
well, when life give you lemons, sell them and work your way to the top of the industry. also i'm not daughtersniffer
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>>4160698
"Hmm, okay then. See ya"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4160701
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>>4160702
oh fucking god damnit
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4160701
to the loli mobile
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>>4160702
>>4160703
Anon curses God for giving him a 85 roll
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4160710
You know, I noticed that the scientist is way too civil in the way he dealt with everything, especially when it comes to our father, who would backstab everyone if he can get it all.
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>>4160712
Hey man, Lolisniffer's not a sociopath ALL of the time. He got friends and connections he keeps around.

This message is in no way paid for by the Lolisniffer Foundation.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4160719
Scientist reports to other villains on "Lolisniffer's" status
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4160719
thank you random agent
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>>4160721
"Uh huh. Yeah. He's still a skeleton"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4160725
Everyone is, deep inside
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4160725
"Seriously? I thought he might be a horrible demon god by now, given recent events." - Galaxy Burger boss
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4160725
and how's our plan doing ?
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>>4160729
"Eh, seems he's busy dealing with his mom or something. Sent his kids to do his errands"
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4160737
>he knew all along
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4160737
Ok, time to go to the loli mobile
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4160737
I want some toriyaki burgers
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>>4160741
"The fucking what now?"

"Sorry, got too into character back there"
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4160747
VP, do you have access to the radar system from here? We need to detect the kingdom of elves
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4160747
>>4160748
There is nothing to detect, just start burning some trees and knifeears will appear soon
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>>4160748
"Oh hey, Director. I need you to use the satellite to find something"

"Yeah, what is it?"

"An invisible flying magitech elf kingdom"

"wat"
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4160753
"FIND IT SO THAT I CAN KILL THEM ALL"
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4160753
not time to explain; *le green numbers appearing while we type something in the keyboard*
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4160753
Plan B, Tangible Sonar.

Also known as "filling the sky with bullets" until we eventually hit the invisible flying magitech elf kingdom.
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>>4160757
While that's going on, perhaps it's time to think of an actual plan when we eventually get to the Elf Kingdom
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4160767
Like how are we going to get through the elves
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4160767
what's our shortest way to get there ? Kowalski, analysis
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>>4160770
You're using the USSR plane. You can just fly there
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Rolled (1d00)

>>4160779
>>4160768
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4160779
alright them, to zhe plane
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>>4160782
You're already ON the plane, numbskull
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4160791
>>4160781
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>>4160792
Yes, of course. At the top is the Elf King. And under him are the opressed masses of Elves and a bunch of other races. So how do you wanna do this? Get in, take the Fuckyousite and get out, quick and clean? Or do you want to rampage accross the kingdom, taking what you want then leaving? Deposing the Elf King himself and establish the Elf Kingdom under the rule of the United Shota Sniffing Republic?
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4160802
>Deposing the Elf King himself and establish the Elf Kingdom under the rule of the United Shota Sniffing Republic?
Do that, but screw over the elves
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>>4160804
And how do you suppose you're gonna accomplish that?
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4160807
Lure the male ones to "FREE VEGETABLE BBQ DAY", then lock them in a room with Luke.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4160807
scrap it, we're gonna make them happy with our new rule
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>>4160808
Ah, making them eat the meats. But wait, only the males?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4160814
We're not monsters, only monsters torture everyone
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4160814
Screw that, we will create a potion that will magically make sure that all the males remain shotas. Or some kind of beam weapon since we don't use majjyks.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4160814
All elves are gay so it makes sense
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4160814
>>4160820
this and make the female 40cm taller and with a compulsion to say "ara" every 8 seconds
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>>4160820
>
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4160826
when we depose the king, we'll behead him, french style and we'll chose an elf intelectual to stay in a bathtub while he makes a list of names
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4160823
A man of culture, I see. Yes, it operates on how many X chromosomes the target has. Unless elves are some kind of freaks. Get our science team on the case!
>>4160826
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>>4160829
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4160829
But anon, what if we could shotafy him and then sniff him instead?
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4160832
Whatever we do, we'll end up looking good as long as we kill the loyalists anyway
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4160832
good, now make elf women 40cm taller
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4160832
Although...if we turn all of them young, it may appease our father and spare us an ass whooping for waking up grandma...

Half the women go with >>4160823 and half are lolified.
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>>4160835
"Chosen One"

"Yeah?"

"This plan is sounding increasingly like a fetish thing"

"Oh definitely. The only thing missing is she somehow working her daddy issues into it"
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4160842
work some daddy issues into it
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4160842
AND THEN MY DAD WILL BE PROUD OF ME AND FINALLY GET THE PONY I WANTED ALL DAY FUCK YOU DAD FUCK YOU
"Ah, there we go"
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4160842
you see, it's to balance things. height from a group and increasing on another, but if it makes things better for you, i can make half the women taller and the other half smaller.
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>>4160845
"Now it just sounds like an age regression fetish"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4160848
>>4160843
>>4160844
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4160848
ok, i'll make 10% of the male elves muscular and i'll make 'em kick your butt if you don't shut up
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4160842
Quit bitching and make it happen so I can come up with a snappy acronym to name it or so help me god I will add >>4160850 to it.
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>>4160850
"AAh, so you're into muscle guys now"

"What a wide range of fetish you have. Truly degenerate"

...is what they WANTED to say. But in reality they only said "yea sis" and shut up
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4160853
I know all of your damn fetishes, you fucks
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4160853
good, also *whispering * i know what you fap to when alone
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>>4160854
"OH BOY, LUKE, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE"

"I DO NOT KNOW, BROTHER. BUT IT MAY DO US GOOD TO CHECK IT OUT"

"YES, LET US MOVE TO THAT SECTION OF THE PLANE AND LEAVE THIS CONVERSATION"
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4160867
and bring my chocky milk !
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4160867
"If anything, i agree with the muscle guys part"
"Olessa, what"
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>>4160872
Spekaing of bringing thigns. My brother hurt his foot and now I gotta drive him to the doctor's. Thread suspended. shit soirry
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>>4160879
ouch
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>>4160879
damn, he's little, i assume ?
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4160879
>>4160881
>>4160889
Confirmed OP's brother hurt his foot from kicking too much ass
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>>4160879
Fucking how?
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>>4160987
probably a toe stub or sprain
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>>4160987
His brother plays sports, football or something. I remember OP mentioning that.
Anyway I just read the session and you fucks managed to accomplish a grand total of NOTHING. Where the plot at niggas?????
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>>4160879
Did he died?
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>>4160993
there's a plot?
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>>4160995
Yeah you're supposed to do shit that ends theq uest
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>>4160996
but that means having to meet lolisniffer
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>>4160996
Were getting to an elf island, don't worry
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>>4160996
the plot has already been derailed to begin with
pretty much all of our actions are against villains, not heroes as promised
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>session degenerated into fetish shitposting for no reason due to retard anons
only lasted 2 hours and yet it felt like days reading this
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>>4161049
We will derail the derail
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>>4161298
It's just that one faggot
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>>4161298
welcome to /qst/
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>>4161339
ah yes, let's have ussr join the superhero association
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>>4162565
They'll never expect that.
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OP, where are you ? Is your brother ok ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpJudi7_iiw
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>>4162694
Thread will continue tonight. And he's cool. Just needed some foot surgery.
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>>4162761
>And he's cool. Just needed some foot surgery.
oh what
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>>4162761
What happened ?
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>>4162761
That's a casual way to put it.
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>>4162767
>>4162764
>>4162762
Eh it's nothing big. Turned out he got like a splinter in his foot for a while but didn't notice, so the bones and tissue around it covered it up and turned it into a big thingy. Doctor cut it out.
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>>4162962
Ooh that hurts
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>>4162962
Damn that sucks, but glad to know it wasn't worse.
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Meanwhile in near midnight hours for OP
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>>4163130
Now where could OP be
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4163132
Kidnapped by alt-Betty
So is Bobby
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>>4163134
Now anon, how did this hate against Bobby start? Perhaps a traumatic childhood event?
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Where is the promised bread?
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>>4163152
Down here in my basement
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4163151
well it all started at school, Bobby that day was especially annoying, especially just when I get my new Super Robot Pilot toy
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4163151
>>4163153
He said Quattro is the best
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>>4163157
I miss that bag of bones
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>>4163155
Yes, go on
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4163164
He said that Quattro was the coolest, Shotsniffer smells and OP was a fag
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>>4163165
Ah, then in your opinion. Who's the actual coolest?
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>>4163168
Quattro is the actual coolest. He was the real winner of Skeleton Island Thing 1.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4163171
Fug my roll
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4163168
OP>Shotasniffer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Quattro
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>>4163171
Ah, at the end of Skeleton Island 1, Quattro became a communist and served under Shotasniffer. So that's considered winning to you?
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4163177
He has the most inner strength of everyone on the island. But enough reminiscing, we've got an elf king to go after.
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>>4163179
So why did he fail?
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4163181
Not enough-OH SHIT SHE'S HERE
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4163181
Alcoholism. Also >>4163184
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4163181
bad life choices
he funded Super Robot Pilot Season 3 in secrecy and it destroyed him to start doing dumb shit
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>>4163184
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4163193
Shotasniffer is pissed at OP taking her job
Back to plot
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4163193
throw shotas at her, quickly
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>>4163194
"Sis! We found it!...Probably. Our satellite detected some weird movements over at....."

A. The Pacific Ocean
B. Antarctica
C. The Sea of Japan
D. Murrica
E. About 1km in front of you
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4163203
> E. About 1km in front of you

OH SHIT WE'RE GONNA CRASH
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4163203
C
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4163203
C for Sea of Japan, because we're weebs after all
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4163203
E
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>>4163208
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>>4163209
Noice.

Who was piloting anyways when we were distracted with all the fetish talks.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4163210
>>4163211
Olessa, most likely
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4163211
too late
>>4163210
but elves are fags, why they are in weeblands
oh no
that's precisely because of that?!
fucking perverts
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>>4163213
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4163224
Not much different from a boat I suppose, I mean plane is a sky boat if you think about it
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4163224
Alright, on to actual planning on how to depose the elf king and savin- I mean conquering the kingdom
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4163224
do a barrel roll to impress the boss
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>>4163227
>barrel roll
>with 4 people not weaing seatbelts
oh dear
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4163224
somewhere in background one anon is late with rolls
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>>4163227
Olessa rolls a barrel down the plane's corridor
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4163235
>>4163226
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4163235
Its filled with wieners
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4163235
Yeeeeah! That's awesome Olessa! Do it again!
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4163235
kek, now open it and drink the whisky inside
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>>4163238
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4163247
Cue Chosen One being disturbed at the sight of Luke munching on them
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4163247
How considerate, we'll be able to cook them OVER BURNING REMNANTS OF ELVES PALACE...are we there yet?
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4163247
lit it and throw to the boss for the surprise meal
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4163247
It's FULL OF SNAKES.

Why are there snakes on this plane?
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>>4163249
"Attention all passengers, this is your captain speaking. We'll be arriving at our destination in about...ah....20 minutes. In the meantime, would passenger Luke move into the cockpit. Your captain needs a shoulder massage"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4163265
VP gives another thumbs up to Luke
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4163265
Damn it
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4163265
time to touch his pressure points
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>>4163269
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4163285
time to play with our sister before we reach there
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4163285
>>4163226
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4163290
>>4163285
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>>4163290
"Yeah? So what do you wanna do, sis?"
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4163299
Conquest...and kidnapping of little elf boys
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4163299
Need to find a way to get through the defenses for one
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4163299
what do we know about their defenses and their forces ?
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>>4163305
"Yes. From the info the Doctor transferred to us. The flying kingdom is covered be a field that renders it invisible. But it's not a physical shield or anything. We can just fly through it. The problem comes from the magiteck AA guns and sky patrols"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4163312
Hmmmm...what if we fly under it and use drills to infiltrate it that way?
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4163312
prepare an emp to disable their AA guns, we'll deal with the patrols with the plane's weapons
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>>4163313
Then we'll most likely come out of one of the mines. If we can do it silent enough, then we can sneak around. If not then we'll have to deal with security, Magitech golems. Which are basically the bulk of the army too."
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4163328
Drills it is then.
Big ones.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4163328
Just drill into his bedroom
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OP having connection problems
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>>4163351
>decided to attack elves
>brother got surgery
>about to attack elves
>connection issues
hmmmmmmmm
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>>4163335
>>4163331
>>4163328

If we approach at ramming speed we should be fine.

Don't have to worry about getting shot down if we plan on crashing! Big think plans!

Then we just steal a better ship using the shota-elf boys as hostages. Flying sky elf kingdom has to have some real good shit lying around.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4163328
Put the dictator hat on Choosen One and see how he looks in it
>>
Here we go
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>>4164455
How about we don't go. Traffic's a killer
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>>4164457
Up to how long
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>>4164460
50 million years.
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>>4164461
So tonight then
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>>4164462
Yes, but what is "tonight", really?
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4164466
THE NIGHT WHERE YOU GET RUN OVER BY TRAFFIC
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4164466
Lose some weight ya pudgy bastard OP
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>>4164471
Shit I cursed his obesity to worsening
Sorry OP
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4164466
The night where we get to the plot.
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>>4164468
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4164475
>>4163328
Let's get back to plotting
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>>4164476
"Okay, so we're going in from down below?"
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4164478
Yes, we'll use our innate sneakiness, Chosen One.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4164478
Yeah, right to his lair
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>>4164478
"Yeah, but you'll be the distraction."
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4164481
fuck forgot dice
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>>4164480
"We...don't know where that is"
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4164485
We could have someone be the distraction and find out where it is...someone who would immediately be a target the moment he's seen
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>>4164488
"....errr, then who do you have in mind?"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4164491
VP, do we have any black suits, Chosen One needs a wardrobe change
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4164491
Actually. Forget the king. Let's hijack both the flight-deck/magic-elf-pilots and the engine room/other-magic-elf-pilots, fly the whole country to above the heroes' (Tokyo?) base, then blow up the engine or kill the elf mage or whatever that makes place levitate, gtfo with as much Fuckyousite as we can steal, and crash the place down on top of our enemies. Two birds one stone.
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>>4164494
>blow up the engine or kill the elf mage or whatever that makes place levitate,
the elf king IS the person making him levitate
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>>4164494
"Well sure, that's our end goal. So now how do we get there? Still going with the infiltration plan?"
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>>4164500
>>4164493
dice+1d100
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4164500
We need to recon by infiltrating first.
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>>4164497
If that is the case, then we just have the added bonus of killing him sooner and in person. With distractions. And outfits.
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>>4164504
That is what we were planning to begin with
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>>4164502
"Yes, that was indeed what we were discussing. So uh, who's doing it?"
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>>4164506
But then what huh. We don't know what he deal is yet, we need to recon
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4164510
You and VP, you for the distraction, VP for recon
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4164510
Whoever will blend in best in a frilly foppy magic elf kingdom
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>>4164513
So VP
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>>4164514
Eh, probably. Although wouldn't the Blues have some experience from their years of LARPing?
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>>4164512
"Sure. So what do you need me do?"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4164516
>>4164493
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>>4164515
>Luke
>>4156321
>Olessa
We need her to fly the plane
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4164516
crash this plane, with no elf survivors
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4164516
Both sleath about first. If either of you get busted then you distract them by dancing around gaily and shooting a bunch of elves while VP continues recon
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>>4164518
You raise good points. Although the glorious leader can of course fly a plane, she shouldn't have to
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>>4164520
"You want to crash....this plane? Wait what, what happened to the whole "drill into the mines from underneath" plan?"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4164529
I'm joking
>>4164521
>>4164517
Please don't hurt me
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4164529
it's a a figure of speech. now continue the plan, imbecile
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4164529
I was speaking figuratively, by plane I meant this whole fucking flying elf country
but first >>4164521
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>>4164530
"Yeah. We do have some black colored suits lying around. Ya want the chosen one to wear black for this one, sis?"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4164533
Yeah, we need to make him look like our dad, also put a coat on him to hide it at first
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4164533
All must wear black or slightly-darker-black turtlenecks, the proper attire for sleathing
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>>4164537
You must be very sleathy
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>>4164536
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4164539
Great, now as for you... just use your real name
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4164539
Great now VP put on a black turtleneck and both get over there
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>>4164546
"Okay, we're ready."
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4164551
Time to infiltrate, let's see if there's any holes big enough for you two to slip into - if there's none, make some with our drills
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4164551
We'll drop you off seperately, say you're new immigrants
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4164551
Hanglide over after nightfall to avoid detection.
In the meantime someone call up Marian about getting a bigarse flying drill over here
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>>4164552
"We're flying right under the landmass right now in stealth mode. They haven't detected us yet"

"If we can find an angle that can drill into one of the mines, we can send in Chosen One and VP"

"When they're inside, we can head back home to refuel and resupply and prepare for the inevitable invasion when they're done"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

LET'S FIND AN ANGLE TO DRILL INSIDE
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4164561
>>4164562
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4164561
Director has the scanner up and running
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>>4164564
"Scanners shows that we should make our entry about...here"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4164565
Drill it
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4164565
Drill a small access hole with the plane's convenient inbuilt laser-drill
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4164567
ROLL 2D100
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Rolled 37, 63 = 100 (2d100)

>>4164568
OI OI OI
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Rolled 64, 8 = 72 (2d100)

>>4164568
Oh no, enslaved Dwarves
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4164568
Why you roll my Indonesian friend
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Rolled 28, 12 = 40 (2d100)

>>4164574
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Rolled 8, 94 = 102 (2d100)

>>4164568
>>4164573
Are indonesians retarded
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>>4164573
Damn, the outer layer's too sturdy
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4164577
Thanks indonesia
Find a weak spot
>>
No seriously, why the fuck would you roll when we already had a winning roll 2 MINUTES AFTER THE WINNING POST
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>>4164581
That's racist
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>>4164582
today we will learn how to burn jews
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>>4164583
Not with this laser apparently
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Rolled 81, 52 = 133 (2d100)

>>4164577
>>4164580
Shoot its weak point for massive damage
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>>4164581
He's a retarded namenigger
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4164580
Roll 2d100 to find a weaker spot!

The spot has +10 hidden...ness
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Rolled 90, 15 = 105 (2d100)

>>4164587
OI OI OI OI OI
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Rolled 67, 48 = 115 (2d100)

>>4164587
ZZZAP
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Rolled 43, 82 = 125 (2d100)

>>4164587
FOR INDONESIA'S HONOUR
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>>4164589
Damnit! Your scanners couldn't pick up a better entry point! Those wards around the landmass gotta be messing up your equipment
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4164592
Goddamnit up the laser power to maximum and try again, I do NOT wanna summon Marian with a flying drill, I bet it's gonna be some fucking wannabe Gurren Lagann weeb mech or something
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4164592
Maybe they can get through them by pretending to be immigrants
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>>4164593
>>4164594
To try the laser drill at the same spot again. Roll 2d100. But the second one has to be >50

To instead drop Chosen One and VP into the country itself from the top, roll 1d100 and choose that option instead

To give OP all your money, reply to this post
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Rolled 93, 10 = 103 (2d100)

>>4164596
Haha joke's on OP there is no money any more
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>>4164597
Oh no
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4164596
COME ON
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>>4164597
Damn Marian install a laser that doesn't suck next time
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4164596
Fuck, let's just pretend before they get suspicious
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>the whole think failed because of some retard namefag
Fucking hell
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>>4164597
"Sis! The laser's still can't drill through the rock!"

You're gonna have to have a talk with Marian later regarding his sub-par equipment
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4164604
FUCK DRILLING THROUGH THE ROCK, JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE AND PUNCH A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH RIGHT NOW
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4164604
Fine go in via the top - but sneak in, don't go through immigration
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>>4164605
Punch a hole through elves after landing on the top, I presume
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>>4164609
Elves would probably be casualities regardless
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>>4164612
That's the plan
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>>4164605
"Attention all passengers, this is your Captain speaking. We're circling around the target, whoever's punching the a hole through the ground, please be ready"

And ROLL 2D100. SECOND ROLL >50

+10 success bonus
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Rolled 41, 81 = 122 (2d100)

>>4164615
ANGER PUNCH
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>>4164616
That worked?? Shit, Chosen One be swole
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>>4164617
..that's not Chosen One doing this
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4164616
You leaped from the plane and punched a hole in the landmass! The way is clear for your infiltrators to go in!

Roll 2d100 to see if it alerted anybody tho

+10 for choo
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>>4164618
As if it's VP. Well whoever the fuck it is, damn
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Rolled 31, 17 = 48 (2d100)

>>4164620
well, of course it did we punched it really fuckin' hard.
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Rolled 41, 46 = 87 (2d100)

>>4164620
FUCK laser drills
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Rolled 23, 63 = 86 (2d100)

>>4164620
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Rolled 77, 48 = 125 (2d100)

>>4164620
HAIL GLORIOUS LEADER OF EPIC PUNCHING
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>>4164621
Read Part 3 to guess who it is
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>>4164626
Sorry I'm illiterate
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>>4164625
Welp, the rumble surely have alerted them. Sooner or later they'll send somebody to investigate....Welp, that's Chosen One and VP's problem. You went back to your plane.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4164630
They could pretend to be miners who witnessed an explosion
Also sudden marian kidnapping roll
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4164630
Reconnoiter with extreme prejudice
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4164630
Have your tactical boxes ready and recon the hell of the place Shotasniffer just punched in
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4164632
"Wait what"

Roll 2d100 with a +20 Bonus for Marian
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Rolled 18, 39 = 57 (2d100)

>>4164635
oh no, marian
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Rolled 34, 82 = 116 (2d100)

>>4164635
Gosh dimma-diddly-dome dangit
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Rolled 95, 54 = 149 (2d100)

>>4164635
If it fails, he gets a call from Shotasniffer instead
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>>4164635
Fuck off loser dimension
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>>4164638
>>4164640
I don't know which is worse, the kidnappers or a meeting with angry Shotasniffer
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>>4164638
"Huh, my phone's ringing. Oh hey it's Big Sis. Wonder why she's calling?"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4164642
A short while later...
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4164642
Obviously to scold you about your ineffective equipment, so prepare your ass for a slappin', Marian
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4164642
What's with the weakarse laser on the plane dipshit, no way you don't have better ones lying around
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>>4164643
"Get outta the bathroom, Marian! She's gone already!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4164648
Hey Director, she's behind you with 2 equally angry blues
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4164648
If you do not I'm gonna rewrite your mecha anime collection with idol ones
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4164648
Commence pants shittening, good thing you're already in the toilet
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4164648
You think that was bad wait til Dad gets back
Meanwhile, in the mine...
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>>4164651
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, SHE'S SO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

"Goddamnit Marian"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4164654
Hey Director, I assume Marian is in a breakdown so I guess you're the one to update us on everything.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4164654
RECON DAT SHIT
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4164654
MAN UP OR GO DOWN
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>>4164656
"Yeah. Yeah he is. So yes, I'll be updating you on anything developments. If VP or Chosen One sends back any new intel I'll give it to you"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4164662
Meanwhile in the mine...
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4164662
Gotcha, make sure he doesn't jump off again, Shotasniffer out
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4164662
VP or Chosen One gets some intel
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>>4164666
A shitload of really good intel
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>>4164666
VP Report #1:

- From what I can gather thanks to eavesdropping on the citizens. The elves of this Kingdom gains no special privileges over the non-elves. The only one who gets special rights is the Elf King.

- Most of the magitech in this place is powered by the Fuckyousite

- The Fuckyousite has magical properties and when a large quantity is put together, their combined energy warps reality slightly and weakens the walls between realms

- This has caused the mines to be plagued by random interdimensional beast attacks. Most of the time those are quelled by the Golems

- Chosen One has decided to impersonate one of said interdimensional beasts, seems to be working for him
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4164669
Was that the mineral we need for the portal? Anyhow, how is it looking outside the mines?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4164669
Ok, so should we go back to the doc island to pick up Lilly and then come back to ours to refuel?
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>>4164670
>Was that the mineral we need for the portal?
Yeah
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>>4164672
That's entirely up to your choice, supreme leader. But you definitely need to refuel tho. Especially with the multiple round trips you made around the land mass trying to drill it
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4164675
Grrrrr, fine, return for refueling
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4164675
Gonna take them a while anyway. Seems security has been beefed up due to the explosion which VP blamed on "terrorists"
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>>4164676
And so you return to base for a quick refuel. Hopefully when you're done, VP and Chosen One would have enough intel for you to plan the next move
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4164678
>>4164677
Check up on the search for Betty and Rasputin while you wait though Director
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OP are you gorging on dog again
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>>4164679
"Yeah, I'm scanning the globe for them. And Quattro's traces too. But for some reason haven't found any. Either they're hidden really well or they're in the other dimension already"
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4164687
K. Put in stuff that make plane go
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4164687
Likely already there, do you happen to have a nuke by the way?
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4164687
Maybe if we use Boy to help track them, see if he has a psychic link with Rasputin
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>>4164688
The plane is refueling......so while that's being done, I gotta go get dinner. Thread will be put on hold.....for like, an hour or two or sumthin. Will continue afterwards. ye
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>>4164691
OP stop eating dog
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>>4164691
Damn OP you big.
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>>4164691
How much bigger can this lardass get?! There has to be a stopping point.
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>>4164715
>>4164715
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4164744
pop him
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>>4164748
pls no
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4164749
Get back to work (plot).
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>>4164750
BUt working's harrrrrrrrd
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4164757
ok what just happened
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4164757
There they are! *scanner goes mental*
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>>4164759
What? Waddayamean What happened?
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4164763
nevermind, let's go check if Boy can help find Betty and Rasputin
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>>4164764
You gonna meet up with Boy? Alone? Should I call the authorities
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4164767
but we are not alone
we have Director, Luke, Olessa and the bird
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4164767
What can we research to counteract the elves magitech?
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4164767
This is a totally legit excuse to be in very close proximity to a child. Proceed
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>>4164770 >>4164768
Also fine bring the bird
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>>4164770
Anyhoo, you head towards Rasputin's house
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4164779
Cut OP's line before you knock
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>>4164781
YOu knock on Rasputin's....

A. Dojo
B. Underground Bunker
C. Unassuming Generic house with no discerning features
D. Hell Skull Fortress of Death
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4164784
A.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4164779
Does Rasputing feel comfortable taming interdimensional beasts so we can ride them into other dimensions, instead of trusting Dad's likely horribly evil or alternatively justifiably traitorous Science dude who probably sent us on this trip to prepare to kill us all to protect his doora from future kickings?
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4164784
D ftw
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4164784
Dojo of course
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4164784
A, with Quattro's former Kung Fu troops inside
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4164784
F. Skull fortress. But in the image of his skull.
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>>4164788
Ah yes, the former Chillsaders Dojo. It belongs to Rasputin now, where he trains the USSR troops, Boy and himself to become the ultimate weapons
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4164796
Also home to the former Karate Masters who complain about Quattro
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4164796
How's Boy going with that? And is he weaponised yet?
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4164796
Boy is now SWOLE AS FUCK and you sweat at the thought of being princess carried by him
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>>4164801
Soon, soon. It is inevitable.
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>>4164800
"Greetings, auntie"
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4164807
Blink once
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4164807
"Greetings--"
>nosebleed
"--Boy..."
>nosebleed
"How goes your--"
>nosebleed
"--training?"
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>>4164812
"Greetings Big Sister"

"What brings you here?"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4164819
We kinda need help finding Rasputin and Betty, and Boy's the only lead we have
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>>4164820
"Ah? Aren't they on some sort of secret mission or something?"

"At least that's what Rasputin told us"
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4164824
Nah, they're just skipping duties and not training hard I guess
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4164824
Well, it turns out they might actually be in danger, given that it turns out the perpetrators are from an alternate dimenson.
Also they kidnapped Quattro.
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4164824
Regardless, we're only getting radio silence from them currently. I wish to use Boy's psychic link to contact them. How goes his training in that regard?
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>>4164827
"Really? With all due respect, sis. I find that hard to believe"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4164837
I'm joking
>>4164833
>>4164831
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4164837
>>4164833
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>>4164838
"What?! Quattro's been kidnapped?!"

"Yeah man."

"Damn....who's gonna mop the dojo floors now?"

"Anyway, sis. If you want to see boy then follow me. He's inside the dojo going through the interior obstacle course"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4164840
Oh by the way, Bobby disappeared trying to find him. Just wanted to say that
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4164840
Follow, trying not to look too eager
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>>4164842
"Really? Damn. That boy ain't right, I tell ya what. He took Quattro's loss the hardest. You can just be having a normal conversation with him, but at the mere mention of you or USSR and he starts ranting"
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4164847
Ah whatever, he's probably kidnapped by now, let's go find boy
>>4164843
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Bobby's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iQLNR9btr4
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>>4164848
You enter into the obstacle course. Now where's that demon child
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4164855
traverse the obstacle course to find BOY
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4164855
Rush through the obstacle course. Should be easy for someone like us.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4164856
Call out to Boy, demanding he come to you immediately
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4164859
"Yeah sis! Since Boy's a newbie, we used this beginner's course. Shouldn't be any trouble for you"

Roll 2d100

Beginner's Course has +10 bonus
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Rolled 35, 38 = 73 (2d100)

>>4164870
blast through it
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Rolled 63, 80 = 143 (2d100)

>>4164870
Too easy. We blast through using ridiculous, inconvenient moves,giving us -40 to our roll.
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Rolled 36, 68 = 104 (2d100)

>>4164870
Use our kung flu moves
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>>4164877
god damn that's gotta be impressive
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>>4164877
OP secretly increases the difficulty when noone's looking and gives the course a +500 bonus
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4164884
OP gets thrown into the ultra course
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>>4164885
OP secretly turns down the difficulty for himself when noone's looking
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4164893
Shotasniffer takes OP with her to suffer the beginner course together
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>>4164895
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4164907
Nice going gang. Now let's locate that demon child to help us get Quattro back.
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>>4164911
There he is! Down there, at the end of the course! Preparing to face his final obstacle, the jaws of death! A pair of sharp metal teeth, constantly slamming shut and open, Boy would need precise timing to get through this
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4164926
We watch in anticipation. Will he succeed? Or face defeat against the giant metal jaws?
We must be quiet so as to not distract him.
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>>4164929
Now. WOuld you like to roll for the Boy. Or have OP roll for the Boi
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4164936
we roll?
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4164936
We can do it
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>>4164939
His fate is in your hands now

Roll 2d100, second roll needs >40
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Rolled 76, 82 = 158 (2d100)

>>4164946
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>>4164947
Yay for Boy. We knew he could do it.
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